The Fighter & The Kid - Diddy Done Did It | TFATK Ep. 979

Episode Date: March 28, 2024

The guys try Dr. Pepper Peeps for the first time and talk the P Diddy scandal, the Shohei Ohtani gambling scandal, Brendan landing the cover of Street Trucks magazine, Dana White saying he would resign if Joe Rogan were to be fired, Demetrious Mighty Mouse Johnson submitting a 250lb brown belt in BJJ, current events around the world and much more! True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Fieldcraft Survival - https://fieldcraftsurvival.com/fighter Use code: Fighter20 for 20% OFF Training and Product

Not many men can withstand my punch. Punch. Obviously. Obviously. Oh for sure. Gotta set a... Gotta set a hair on him. Black belts and chick...

Chicken heads. Uh, I think you'd be surprised. I think you'd be surprised. Abbot Kenny Fight Club. Fight Club. Fight Club. Mmm, kids gotta... Piece on him.

Piece on him. Two... Couple one two cutie pies. I still got it baby. Lift your shield. And now from the Onnit Studios in Playa, Vista, California. It is the moment you've been waiting for. The fighter and the kid is coming at you live.

No, no, we're not live. That doesn't matter, sounds better when you say live. But we're not live, we don't do live. Shut up, man. And now, it's the fighter and the kid, live. Not live, this is not live. This is not live. There we are.

Happy Wednesday, buddy. It's great to see you, buddy. Dude, how good was Tulsi Gabbard? The best. She's awesome. You wanna be her security detail? I would, yeah. I'll take a bullet for her. I'll be her Kevin Cost best. She's awesome. You want to be her security detail. I would, yeah. Yeah.

I'll take a bullet for her. Yeah. I'll be her Kevin Costner. Should be my Whitney. She's great. Whitney Houston. She says a good person. Hey dude, but dude, I know we had Tulsi here,

but don't treat me different, dude. Don't treat me any different. Well, what do you mean? Dude, I'm just a normal guy. Whatever, do you mean? I'm a normal guy, dude. Did you go viral again? Well, typically week to week I do.

I'm glad you asked. Yeah. But I'm on a magazine cover. You're on a magazine cover? Yeah bro. Bring this up. Why do I know about this? Let me see this.

I'm going to get. Magazine subscriptions are still very big. I read magazines. Is it man man? What is it? Oh. I'm a plus size model. Street trucks. I'm a? What is it? Oh, I'm a plus-size model trucks I'm a plus-size model now, dude. I wish your shirt was off. Can I ask you a question?

I wish you sure we've got a better job with their Photoshop of having you in the truck It looks like you're you've been photoshopped against that. No, it's a whole photo shoot. That's me leaning on my truck It's a real so I can't really wind up. Yeah, that's great, dude That's the lightning with the new paint job. That's the lightning. Now what would they call that? Still in the shop. Not going to lie to you guys.

Back in the shop. Oh, it is? Well, too much power on that thing causing some issues. So we're figuring it out. Okay. Full Throttle Customs is going to do the thing. Boosted blue oval. That's pretty cool.

Street fighter. And there you are. Why didn't you get yourself into a pair of hot shorts and drape over the fucking hood? No, I should have dressed like I do when I was in high school. I would have had you eat a banana slowly. Oh. You know what I mean? That's racist.

Draped over the, no. Racist. It's homosexual. Kind of, right? Eat a banana. Go to the barrel of bananas. No, we'd like to see you sprint around the car. That's the last thing I was thinking of. Well, we want to see you explode to show athletic.

No, that's the last thing. I was saying you'd lie on the thing in hot shorts eating a banana. That's suggestive. Oh, I got you. I don't know these days. Don't treat me any different, dude. Be on the front of a magazine. It's pretty big deal, man. I've been sitting on this for a while, dude. Street truck. It's different now. Are you the guy on the cover of street truck? Oh my while, dude. Street truck. It's different now. Things are different. Are you the guy on the cover of street truck? Oh my God, yes, I am.

Bro. Yeah, dude. You're leaning against the lightning that's in the shop. That's me. Dude, and you're the other guy with your one foot out of the passenger door. That's me. Dude.

I know, dude, don't. Street truck. I know, dude. Things are different now. Oh, man. It almost looks like you're on two wheels, but you're actually on four wheels there. I know dude, don't street truck. I know dude things are all man It almost looks like you're on two wheels, but you're actually on four wheels there I know I'd things are different now, dude I know and you I love that shot of just the car on a cliff We are we're in like off of Mahalan sure and it was rainy as hell

I can see that it was not a grounds wet It was nine that card is on slick does not. It was not easy. The ground's wet. It was not. And that card is on slicks. It does not do well in the rain. The shoes match the truck. The golden goose. You know what? I wish I said that was intentional, but just.

It just happened. It just things aligned, dude. Is there a name for that orange? Is it tangerine orange? Mopar calls that mango. Mango? Go Mango. Mongo?

I call it hot orange. Ah, hot orange. That's my little tangerine. Yeah, bro. That tanger, hot orange. That's my little tangerine. Yeah, bro. That tangerine has some... It's my little tangerine. Just say it's your little mango. My little mango.

I hate mango. You do? Mango smells, too. You don't like mango? Mango smells like BL. It's the best fruit I've ever had in my life. My kids like it, too. Mango is my favorite food.

I don't trust them. Really? I don't trust anybody. How do you not like mango? It's just not my thing. I've never met anybody that doesn't like mango. You don't either, Shemaz? No, I agree with them. Mangoes have a scent to them and they're like furry.

What? They smell like B.O. Oh my God, that's so interesting. That must be like the way I feel about cilantro. Some people just don't have a thing. Why do people hate cilantro? Does it taste like soap to you? It's not soap, it just tastes like,

you know a stink bug? You know you ever smell a stink bug? That's what it tastes like. That's how mango I feel like. It's like that weird it just tastes like, you know a stink bug? You know you ever smell a stink bug? That's what it tastes like. That's how mango I feel like is like that weird B.O. smell. It just must be, must be a cut thing. I read there's like a genetic thing with cilantro though. This is no joke. You don't like cilantro and like salsa?

I can't do it. People who hate it? This is no joke. My father in the Philippines ate 50 mangoes. He ate 50 of them. He ate 50. In a day? No, no, no father in the Philippines ate 50 mangoes. He ate 50 of them. He ate 50. In a day? No, no, no, in a sitting.

50 mangoes. So bored, huh? Do you believe that story? No, that never happened, but we'll just, I like it for the show, right? I just realized. Think how many that is. Well, I just realized it was told to me as a kid.

I remembered it. And there's no way it was 50. There's so many mangoes. I mean, nor could you, I mean, he's so sick. You'd be so freaking sick. I told you my dad did that to me. I tell you, he was with all his rich friends in Utah, and they'd been to my show, and ah, and I'm at a party,

and Brian's charming, and I'm like, and another thing about this story, and another thing, and I'm telling the story, and I walk in, and the guy in the truck, and then there's a giraffe, and I tell this whole story, ah! And then I just kind of crescendo it, they all laugh. My father, my father goes, ah, great story. Now how much of that story do you guys think

is actually true? Thank you, motherfucker. You son of a bitch. You would be the guy like that, I'd have an argument, I'd get heated up, I'd be like, yeah, well, blah, blah, blah. And we'd have this argument and it'd be in front of a bunch of people. My father would go, wow,

did you see how you sped up in the middle there? You saw how you sped up when you started talking about that part? You know what that means? You don't know about that part. You just sped up, he could just pick that shit up. I'd pull my hair out and be like, fuck. Don't try, don't debate with him.

Don't debate. He'll find a way to, he'll just look at you. Dude, I watched, have you seen that doc? It's, I think it's the number one doc on, it's not on HBO, Quiet on the Set, the Nickelodeon stuff. No, I can't watch that. Is it about Child Molestation or some shit? Yeah, I mean, yeah, they're like,

yeah, like the main kid Drake who got touched by one of the producers, he was probably like 13, 14 at the time maybe, but it is, I mean, you watch that, you would never let your kid act. It just doesn't work, child actors are just not good. It can't be good. Dude, I was with my son, who's very cute, he's 12 years old, and we were at Whole Foods,

and I didn't tell you this, and we're, you know, me and my son are just picking up stuff and this old dude just keeps on showing up down every aisle and just kind of looking at my son, just kept looking. And then he would strategically set it up. So we were coming down this way and he'd come back around and be like, whoops, fancy seeing you guys here. He wouldn't say that, but he was just like, your dad's Spidey senses should do it. It was so clear that this guy was, was, was a pedophile.

You guys kill him. So obvious. I took his head off. I actually, uh, I waited. That's what they should do with pedophiles. It should be zero tolerance. I agree. Well, like when you watch the, that doc, you should definitely, it's interesting. Yeah. And it's just crazy how like Nickelodeon ignored so many red flags. Like

they had three convicted like pedophiles on the set. What? Yeah. It was wild, super wild. And then the guy who molested Drake, the child actor, he only got 16 months. And then they show like the major like influential people in Hollywood who wrote letters, you know, like trying to, you know, defend them. And it's wild. It is wild. Speaking that, but the reason, the story with your son, the Spidey sense is Drake's dad was like super hands on. Yep. And he knew, he knew everything. And he was, I never left my son's site. A lot of these parents went there and they'd mingle and he was, I was focused on my son. Cause I know that world.

And right when he met that producer, he told his son, he's like, be careful. That guy is trouble. So he, he, he made sure he was never alone with them, never alone. That guy got in the middle of Drake and his dad. The relationship was like, your dad's only back. You'd be a bigger star, blah, blah, blah.

Your dad really don't know how to manage, you need a proper manager. So Drake's like, all right, well I better kick him out. So then he gets rid of his dad. He like vilifies his dad. He didn't know, he didn't know. He was, you know, whatever, 13, 12. So he fires his dad, the mom who they're divorced,

who's like out to lunch. She's, he told her, the dad, the mom who they're divorced, who's like out to lunch. She's, he told her, the dad told the mom too, like don't, that's fine, I won't be his manager. Do not leave him alone with this guy. The mom just was like whatever, he's just paranoid. The mom, cause she, you know, who knows, work and whatever. She just doesn't expect.

Dude, she would drop the kid off at that guy's house and be like, can you take him to his auditions? Sure enough, homeboy gets molested. You know guy's house. I'm like, can you take him to his audition? Sure enough Homeboy, you know because you're really apparently the dad was like, why is this adult taking such an interest in my son and calling all The time it's like there's something going on and that that's a that's a red flag But also adult and you're taking this active interest in a 13 year old But why told my girl like the whole like that guy's like one or two episodes and the Drake stuff and they're doing a bonus episode Coming out soon

To a follow-up with Drake, but the main Creator of he created like ten hit shows like he he's just really good at that I told my girl I said it should be a red flag if that grown man who whatever at time 35 40 years old Knows exactly what eight to twelve year olds want like to All the time like that's a little weird. Of course. Unless you're some like high level coach, I understand people work with children, they're great people.

I'm saying as far as like what they're into, like you're always have your ear to the ground. You know, your spidey senses go off. And then there's a bummer, cause you know, I grew up on Nickelodeon, with Double Dare and all that shit, but it's crazy to me that Amanda binds who is probably their biggest star. Obviously she, you know, she's having issues now.

She's not that she wanted no part of the doc, but there's a lot of weird rumors there too. Weren't you saying that Chen? When you tell me like, well, there's no plus side, right? To that sometimes it's like, I can see her people going, there's nothing, there's no plus to being involved, but she could take it all down because there's a rumor she got impregnated by the guy who got it. She had an abortion when she was like 13. Oh, that's the rumors.

I don't know, but it's what all that stuff is. Well, so, so when I was, I remember when I was, uh, what, I don't know, 11, there was a, I told you the story where I got touched. There was a camp counselor and this is how the seventies were. Okay. So I'm, I'm like, something's wrong here,

this guy's playing with my Willie, then I find out he sucked my friend's dick, and my friend was 11 or something. My friend was like, I don't want to tell anybody, and I go, bullshit, I go marching right to my mom, she was, I think I called her, she came to visit, I waited till she came to visit, and I said, hey guess what, this guy touched me.

She goes to the camp director. The camp director brings me in and goes, now tell me what else happened. You want to know the details. I go, well, he was just grabbing and groping and feeling me when I woke up. He was, hand was in my pants when I woke up, right? He would sleep. He was the, he would take us on, on, on trips. And I was like, I knew something was up. Long story short in the seventies, they went and told his wife. His wife, because I stopped going on canoe trips.

I stopped going on the trips because I was like, I knew he was going to do some shit to me. So I stopped. But to me, it was like, just avoid that guy. It's creepy. He had a beard and he was just older and chubby. Just a different time, yeah. So when they went and told the wife, she said, ah,

he's up to that stuff again. And they, they didn't arrest him. They just had him move on. And that's what they used to do back then. They'd be like, you got to get out of here and they would fire you. They wouldn't bring the cops. Yeah. It's a different time now.

Cause even back then, you know, you're talking early 2000s like Drake and all that, and she's all that and all those shows damn or all just all that she's all that's a movie but you can see why the kids like Drake that he was massive and Amanda Bynes and you know Iriana Grande's on there you can see why they didn't speak up because the kids you know Hollywood so fickle that they're like if I speak up I'm gonna work again I that was they were scared when I was in the business, I mean when I first came out here,

for most of, frankly, up until 2017, up until the Me Too revolution, but before that, you did not open your mouth. I'm telling you. Well, that's how, cause they'll tell you that, you're never gonna work again. Yeah, and you wouldn't. That's how Harvey Weinstein got so far for so long.

Yeah. He was so powerful. So this is what I always say about the Me Too movement, which I of course have my problems with, but at the same time, I'm also a guy who's about fair play. And one of the things that I will say, and I know this because I boycott a stray, you got a stray, it's okay. I, I, but I will say this. I, I, I grew up in this business.

I've not grew up, but I was, I was in this business for 30 years. I've been in this business, not grew up, but I was in this business for 30 years. I've been in this business and up until the Me Too revolution, there was a male whisper network. There was a male whisper network. So if a woman dared to complain about sexual harassment, being touched, any of that stuff, she knew whether you were a makeup person, a producer or director, you would never work. You'd never work again, I'm telling you. And for the first time in history, the one thing I'll give to the Me Too movement is that there was suddenly a female network.

And all those assholes, and there were a lot of asshole dudes, not a lot, they still are, but they all of a sudden had their power taken away. And now every one of those guys realized, I may be really powerful, but I'm gonna get fucked if I behave like an asshole. And that's what happened to people like Les Moonves

and things like that, you know? Because there were women that were like, well, you know, this is what he did. That's what happened to Steve Wynn. If you have enough women coming out and saying that stuff, there's gotta be, where there's that much smoke, there's definitely fire. And, you know.

What do you guys think, there's a theory that I've actually, I've looked into this. There's this theory that a lot of doctors, whatever you wanna call them, physicians think that you can cure pedophilia. No. Well, I don't know. What they think is it's a neurological thing though,

because a lot of pedophiles are left-handed. They found a lot of these things. So it's exactly like saying, okay, serial killers probably have something going on with their brain. Sociopaths, they know, just don't feel anything. So this woman just wrote, she's a PhD, she's a psychiatrist, she's a therapist. And she wrote an article and she said, I'm a sociopath, I'm an actual sociopath. And psychopath and sociopath, same thing, they're interchangeable.

So some sociopaths say this as well, but here's what happens with the sociopath. She said she couldn't feel anything. And it was unbearable. Because you have this void of nothingness. And as a kid, the pressure would build up so much that she'd have to do something to get to get some kind of feeling she needed to get Some danger so she would steal shit

And then when she would steal shit her mother found out she had stolen all this stuff and her mother said you can't do this And she said think about the other people and it never resonated she goes I can doesn't doesn't make me feel bad I didn't feel shame, and I didn't feel bad for other people and she still feels that way She doesn't she still feels that way. She doesn't, she still feels that way. Now she doesn't want to, but then she would also get this feeling. Like she was sitting behind the girl and she goes, I just want to do something violent.

Like pull her hair, stab her with a pencil, because I needed to release this pressure. So what, so they've caught serial killers. This one serial killer, he's a cannibal, horrible. He's a cannibal. You know what they found? He had pins He put pins in his balls and asshole because he needed something to feel

So that that that that that how fucked up is that so I think so But what I'm trying to say is that you can find reasons I'm sure there are neurological reasons for why a pedophile is a pedophile serial killer serial killer It doesn't mean you you can walk around now, you've got to be put away, now, maybe put away, but if you could figure out a way to change their brain, if you could try to figure a way to cure their brain, where they could feel, where they no longer had this impulse or this overwhelming desire to touch children and rape children, now we can, okay,

science might be able to cure a disease. Like a lot of serial killers, it's their upbringing too. Or like a lot of pedophiles were molested when they were young kids. I get so, I don't know. So they don't know about that. So that's the other thing that's interesting. A lot of serial killers. Trauma at the right time.

A lot of trauma. Yeah. The household, there's a lot of trauma. It might be like a combination. They all have a reoccurring theme there. Most serial killers do. Yeah. Might be a lot of it might be like a combination. They all have a reoccurring theme there most serial killers do Yeah, might be a combination of things, you know Well, you get they get off on the the torture of someone they get like we need to figure out more stuff to solve

Then serial killers and pedophiles. I mean it's a problem, but it's you know, it's not like Non-stop. Yeah, like there's some other shit. We should figure out I think pedophilia and is way is way worse. Or this way more than we can bear. Like pedophilia is a bigger problem than serial killers for sure. Yeah. 100%. And, and we probably all know.

We know one. We probably all know somebody in our lives, you know, but that they're big. I don't kill them. Oh, you're saying. Yeah. I mean, you, there's probably, yeah, there's probably one among us, always,

that has this impulse that is, now some people have it and they just, they never act on it, because they realize that's just not acceptable, so they keep it to themselves. There's different therapies too, right? There's like hormone therapy they'll do with some, like pedophilia, it's like they suppress their sexual drive.

Yeah, so one of the reasons that the new academia is about minor attracted persons, you know, this fucking maps. They're trying not to make them villains. The idea is that if you want to get pedophiles to get help, they can't talk to a therapist, because the minute they tell a therapist they have that, the therapist must tell the police. So you get arrested, so they don't have anywhere to turn.

So the theory is, if you allow them to actually get help and talk to somebody without having to go to jail, then maybe you'd stop them from doing that. I also think some of those pedophiles, and obviously the big kind of sex trafficking of children, like that whole ring, that dark, dark ring, and the elites, the fricking Epstein and all that stuff, and P. Diddy, like that whole ring, that dark, dark ring, and the elites that, you know, the frickin' Epstein and all that stuff, and P. Diddy, all that stuff.

I bet if you offered them help, they wouldn't take it. A lot of people, that's just what they do. But what societies play in this? Here's this theory I have. You guys know who Sydney Sweeney is? Of course. Can you pull up her picture? Sydney Sweeney.

She just hosted SNL, you know her from Euphoria. Big on Euphoria. She's a grown woman, right? Beautiful, yeah, beautiful, yeah. She just hosted SNL, you know her from Euphoria. Big on Euphoria. She's a grown woman, right? Beautiful, yeah, beautiful. But she's a grown woman. But most men know her from Euphoria, where she plays a 15 year old who's constantly having sex and doing all these things.

How fair is it to men or women to show someone like this, tell people she's a 15 year old, you're gonna get sexually turned on by watching her on Euphoria. Don't you think psychologically it's kind of affecting the way men look at women? It's called Hollywood, man, and it's never gonna, no, men don't need that to be turned on.

That woman right there, the way she looks, she looks like a full grown woman, and everybody knows that in most societies, typically when girls were 15 and built like that, they were already having kids, traditionally. It's a very new thing that the age is 17 or 18, whatever it might be, but let's, they know what they're doing.

It's a tag creepy, be attractive, 15 year old. That's what I'm saying. Sure, but that's, it's also forbidden fruit. That's what's called, that's why they call it forbidden fruit. That is nothing new. That's a Lolita, that's that whole fucking thing. That's, Hollywood knows what they're doing.

They know that 15 year old, the whole point is she's provocative beyond her years. So how can you guys or anyone watch her in euphoria as 15-year-old having sex and not be turned on? Because I know she's not actually 15. I'm not a moron. She's an actor. Yeah, you like to say that, but I'm saying

it's kind of pushing the envelope, isn't it? That's the whole point, that's what they want. It's not fair. But Hollywood's the biggest, most egregious violator of all things they say they disagree with. Yeah. Hollywood doesn't, so everybody's in for gun control in Hollywood.

Matrix. Nobody makes guns more romantic than Hollywood, what are we talking about? The people are, they're about me too, and're about stopping like exploitation. Nobody's been more exploitive of women and for that matter, young boys, young girls. Think about it, they capitalize on everything. On everything. Mass shootings, serial killers, all of it. Pedophiles. But that's going to happen when you tell story. Story is there to, the good story is there

to disturb, shake you up. But they're also doing it because they know there's a base to watch it. There's going to be a massive fan base. Or if you tell good stories, there are certain psychic structures your story is going to resonate with too. So violence is fun to watch, especially if it's a good guy killing a bad guy. It's not Hollywood's fault, it's human nature. Yeah, there's a reason they're doing it because people are watching it.

Supply and demand, baby. But she's fucking gorgeous. You've seen her before, it's human nature. Yeah, there's a reason they're doing it. Yeah. Because people are watching. Supply and demand, baby. But she's fucking gorgeous. You've seen her before, right? I know. I have, she was so good in White Lotus. So good in that. She's a good actress.

Yeah, she's great. Yeah, she's a little dime. Yeah. She's a little dime. Let's take a little break, dude. Yeah, can I ask you a question? Sure. Like, there's something about you, and I don't know if it's that you're way more

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Next. How about your boy? We're not even current events, but I'm sure this is one, but P. Diddy. They say he's basically the Jeffrey Epstein to music. But he's not a pedophile, right? We don't know right? Sex trafficking. Sex trafficking.

What does that mean, sex trafficking? So that's a great point. That can literally mean something as simple as you met a girl here and you flew her out here, or you're actually heavily trafficking, bringing women in to have sex with other people. So that's, you know. So you're paying women to come in and have sex.

So you're paying. So if you- Over state lines. So if you pay for a hooker to come from Vegas to Miami or to Los Angeles, you are then- Sex trafficker. Sex trafficker. Yes. That's hilarious because that's the entire escort business.

You know how many rich men pay to have, every girl's Instagram. I got news for everybody. Every powerful man in Hollywood or in the world does this all the time. Are we sure that's the rule though? Jen, I don't think so. We're going to sound really stupid if we assume sex trafficking, find a girl in having sex with her across state lines.

I think it has to be against their will. The actual practice of illegally Transporting people from one country or area to another if it's illegal I'm sure exploitation so sex exploitation isn't flying an Instagram girl to Miami from yeah, it is You know, it's not illegal. It's not illegal that specifically says illegally. I think it is illegal. No, it's not institutions illegal Well, this is from Homeland Security I'll just click on the entire link. Oh, see.

So human trafficking involves the use of force, fraud or coercion. So you're lying to them. Coercion to obtain some. So now you're in the, what is coercion? I was Thai, I was drunk, I was high. Millions of men, women and children are traffic worldwide. Including right here in the United States. It can happen to any community and victim can be of any age, blah, blah, blah.

Violence, manipulation, manipulation. Huge one. I'm gonna pay you this. You're gonna have a great time. All that. False promises of well-paying jobs. Or romantic relationships. That's just too vague then, yeah.

It's super vague. This is what I'm saying. Let me tell you, let me say it again. If you pay for a hooker, if a girl is for sale, if she is advertising herself and she says, pay me $1,000 and you can have sex with me in LA but I live in Vegas, you are guilty of sex trafficking. Then that's what it is.

So if you don't think, if you think he's the only powerful man with money doing that, that's what it is. So if you don't think, if you think he's the only powerful man with money doing that, that's hilarious and adorable. It's called the sex game. Hold on, I wanna be very clear. We don't know all the facts on P. Diddy. Right. We don't know all the facts.

So human- I'm not defending him. You are, you defend the human trafficking. I'm talking about, I'm saying, so human trafficking is very broad term. We're going on a weird tangent here. I agree. Yeah. When it comes to P. Diddy and talking about underage girls.

That's a different subject. And that's what we're talking about. Okay. So just be very clear. We're not defend P Diddy and his actions. We don't know enough. No. But when it comes to sex trafficking part of it, and then the feds raiding both of his houses, and this has been going on for a hot second, there's something going on. There's something. The feds aren't just going to do it on a whim, you know? Right. They're saying he has, you know, if the feds are doing this, there's something going on. Epstein thing where, and when you think of Jeffrey Epstein, you know, whatever you think of the trafficking, but also he would get influential people, have them do, you know, these crazy sex acts, get on film, then have blackmail against them.

That's what P Diddy's been accused of. So he has, you know, they think everybody in the music industry, he'd have these wild parties and you'd film everything. So that's his relationship to Jeffrey Epstein. I'm sure he did. I'm sure that there was, they got weird. And then you go, then you go, you can go down the rabbit holes with the Jay-Z connection and then Kanye West has been mourning people for a hot second about P Diddy. So it's 50 cent. People don't like second about P. Diddy. So it's 50 Cent.

People don't like him. Like P. Diddy? Yeah, there's a lot of the people that, there have been forever. I, oh, I don't know, let me see, 25 years ago, more than that, I heard, there was a guy named Hype Williams. Hype Williams used to direct all the videos

that P. Diddy was producing, okay? In New York City. Yeah, major director. And then out of nowhere, P. Diddy put his name on all those videos. A very good friend of mine worked on those videos with Hype Williams, many of them. And he saw him at a party and she goes, what the fuck is going on?

Why is your name not on that? You directed that. Diddy was just walking around with a microphone, with a megaphone saying dumb shit, and then Hype said, I can't talk about it, man. I can't even deal. Now, that was way before any of this. To me, when I see that, when I see that you're being

a scumbag that way, I go, all right, again, if you're a scumbag in one area,'re being a scumbag that way, I go, all right, again, if you're a scumbag in one area, you're a scumbag in a lot of areas. You had some like bully tactics and stuff. You can see really bad people are really bad people across the board. They don't have a lot of friends.

50 Cent never liked him. You said Kanye West was going bad on him too? He was warning, he didn't go bad, he was just warning people. Yeah, and so were a lot of other people. So the story is he got wind that the feds were gonna raid his house, gets on his private jet, flies to Miami, and then from there was gonna go

to like another island, but the feds caught him in Miami at the airport and stopped him. And then he was with a 25 year old kid who used to be like a Syracuse basketball player. That's apparently his drug mule. Yeah. You got caught with a bunch of drugs.

And that kid currently is arrested. Now Diddy is not arrested. Free man walking around right now, but his got the level of stress. Did he have to wake up this morning? He probably didn't sleep. I mean, your life is, I mean, gun, guns. So he was he 53 great run run, music wise, great run,

did everything he can, but you don't get away with that though. Parties over. My guess is he's been, he's been getting weird, right? Drugs flying in it's sex parties, drugs, sex and getting weird. And then I saw, I saw an old interview with Usher who was really close to P. Diddy. And Stern, it was on Stern, Stern asked, and this is, I don't know, 15 years ago at least,

and Stern asked Usher, he goes, would you have kids, would you allow your kids to go, because P. Diddy has kids like Bieber and these young kids and Usher was young when he met him, and he goes, would you allow, you have children, would you allow your kids to go to a P. Diddy party? And he was like, absolutely not. Who said that? Usher was young when he met him and he goes, would you allow you, you have children, would you allow your kids go to a pee-ditty party? He was like, absolutely not. Who said that? Usher? He's like, absolutely not.

Can you look up his prosecution the same as sex trafficking? That'll, that'll cry. That's interesting. Yeah, but again, again, so, so this is, you hear this from enough people. He's notoriously known for his parties, you know, like everyone talks about him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then Justin Bieber lived with him for a while. If you had to guess, what would you, when it involves two consenting adults, the fact

that it is a business transaction and money is exchanged between them makes prostitution illegal. Human trafficking is more of a serious category of a sex crime. As it forces women and children engaged in these activities. Against their will. That's the key. Against their will. Prostitution wouldn't be against their will. Yeah. Yeah, but if you... But there is the man act, which is

if you transport somebody over state lines for sex, that's trouble. Right? It's called the man act? The recruitment, harboring, transportation, provision, obtaining, patronizing, or solicitation, soliciting of a person for the purpose of commercial sex act. There it is. It involves the use of force, fraud, or coercion. Yeah, man.

Somebody makes the right claim and they're looking for money. You're in some... Yeah, I don't think that's what this is. So you guys, I'm sure this episode is going to get flags. So since we're talking about it, though, have you guys know about any girls that you know, personally that have done that sex for money? Cause I do. Yeah, I do. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone does.

But they're like living in LA for a long time. Yeah, I've been here with rich dudes They're like dude. He's flying me here doing that. Yeah. No. Yeah, I know somehow that's how they make their living It's called sugar daddies. I don't know sugar day much just like that's the her gig. It's his oldest Yeah, there's a website for it. I mean plenty of websites, but I know there's someone that's actually like a Sure, she's doing well in life, but she just met this rich dude that just would fly her and you know, pay for all the, you know, let me, let me make this clear. There's no such thing as a free trip to Hawaii.

No, you're paying for it. You're paying for it. You gotta hang out that old dude and do some straight stuff for that pineapple. Exactly. But I'm saying like, I actually know someone personally, who's doing pretty well in life, like decent job and everything, but offered money, did it. Sure. And she has no problems with it.

No. She's like, yeah. No, it's very common. I think it's more common than people think. How to present. Yeah. But like the old guys doing that, it's like, all right. How do you think this ends up with p diddy?

jail to um I do you know things we don't know. Yeah, okay Yeah Hey, you got your you got your ear to the old grindstone there. Yeah Or the to the old to the floor. Yeah, you know me i'm a chatty cathy, but here to the street When you're messing with this stuff, I don't talk about but you know some shit Mmm. Yeah, what's your what's your what do you feel is the I don't know like there's so much going on with it And it's a long time coming So

It's gonna get it could get rough from depend what they find, you know, okay Okay, and again, then this could be just a, and then there could be some other big names going down as well. Damn. Yeah, like huge names. Damn. It runs deep. So there are a lot of people in Hollywood not sleeping well.

No. Yeah. No. The one thing that I will say at 57, everybody. Because think about it, for P.D., what did he say? What did he say, 53? 54. So they come to you, and go here's the deal you're going to prison for the rest of your life and lift

Unless you give up some other names You're giving up some you're giving up some names. Yeah, suddenly you realize oh there are no friends. Yeah Here's what I have to say as I am at 57 everybody You're gonna look around at people and you're gonna to say, man, that guy's got a great life. That guy, I wish I had that, that what that guy has. Great house, great view, great boats, great women, great everything. And then just please know, please know that there are so many people living a life that seems amazing on the surface and they seem like great people in every way. And there is a whole hidden world. There's a whole hidden side to them.

And part of what gets them to where they are, in some cases, not in all, but in some cases, when you see somebody who's super successful, like you say, you don't necessarily want to meet your heroes. When you see them and you meet them, you go, oh, you are a straight up killer. And also, but P Diddy's not, we've been doing this podcast over 12 years, P Diddy's not jumping on a pod twice a week for whatever two hours talking about things. Like we really don't know him that well. So it's like, when I see it, I wasn't like, oh my God, it's like, I guess he's a bad dude. I don't know. I know I saw him on the TRL my God. It's like, I guess he's a bad dude. I don't know. Right. I know I saw him on the TRL years ago. That's about it.

Yeah. They had that reality show that was lit on MTV. We'd make them walk to get like cheesecake at two in the morning. So there are some people, there's some people. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah.

So I'm not like, this is insane. I was like, oh yeah. So this is my impression of some very powerful people in Hollywood. No, they're not sleeping. They're tossing and turning. Or not sleeping at all. Yeah. Yeah, man Tough. You'll see what comes of it. Who knows? Well when the feds get involved if the feds show up with masks on and gloves and guns You know and when you you see those hardcore feds,

those dudes who just, they just, they smell like gun metal and fucking rawhide. Just like, you know, mustaches, just those fucking rough kind of guys who've been enforcing the law for a long time. It's gonna get weird. And then on the local LA news, obviously the majority of the audience don't live in LA.

On the local LA news You know they're interviewing diddy's neighbors and there's like these young kids and he's fucking kidding You know, they just want to be on there like yeah, I knew something was up He always has these parties and there's like girls outside. I always thought to myself. What is he doing? I knew something was wrong with this. It's like Did you yeah, did you like to did you want to be at those parties? You know, they're just like too, like rich because it's Bel Air. So they're like filthy rich kids just wanting to get on camera.

Yeah. I saw the video too. He was in a Bentley. Yeah. And he's like, yeah, he has these like young kids over all time partying and this and that. Oh, there's another guy though. I saw that one. Then there's another guy walked up was like, I live next door. That's the media circus. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's gonna get weird. It's gonna get weird.

We'll see what comes of it. Gee whiz. All right, what else you got? All right, Sinaz has something for you. Okay, so Easter is Sunday, I believe. It's Sunday? See, I'm terrible. Well, it is.

I'm a terrible Catholic. Like, first time in like 400 years it's been in this month. But I wanted you guys to try these. They went viral on the internet. They are Peeps, you know, the traditional. I love Peeps. But they're Dr. Pepper flavor. Okay. Well, okay, two of my favorite things on this planet. Let's try it. You know, I could do anything for... Eastern? Sure. It's the door, it's the day the Lord rose, right? Let it hit your palate. Come on.

I don't taste Dr. Pepper. I do. How do you not taste Dr. Pepper? They're Dr. Pepper flavored. I know. Have you had a regular Pete once? I mean, had a regular Pete. I don't never.

Yeah. Well, so you don't know what to compare it to. No, but that tastes like Dr. Pepper. It does. I don't taste Dr. Pepper. They're so good. I'm eating my palates off. Maybe you have COVID. No.

Those all natural? Are these organic? We do, yeah, we don't do on Easter, Are these organic? We do it. Yeah, we don't do an Easter. We hide eggs for the kids. They go nuts over it. It's about dead. You guys do anything, B?

For Easter? Last time I can remember, I took my kids to an Easter egg hunt when they were little. Yeah. We had them around the house. And I was talking to Tay Diggs. Cool guy. Tay Diggs. It was a Diggs. Cool guy. Taye Diggs.

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I just don't, well, A, weighing in line. B, I also don't trust the grown man in that suit. Having a little kid sit on his leg. I don't like my kids doing the Santa Claus thing, the Easter bunny. Especially the Easter bunny, nothing creeps me out. Yeah. Cause you know that guy came to Hollywood

to be the next Leonardo DiCaprio. Didn't go well. Now he's at the Topanga Mall, dressing this Easter bunny outfit with kids sitting on his lap. Naples, California. And they also don't ask for anything. What are they talking about? Naples, California. I think Eric, Regina over at, you know, he said that Santa Claus, the Santa Claus, you'll never believe what they're, so my son was going to sit on Santa Claus lap. He was like one. He said, you'll never believe what Santa

Claus does when he's not Santa Claus. He goes, he is a mortician. No. Yeah, and he prepares the bodies for, or no, he does the autopsies, I'm sorry, for the state. So he- If someone's murdered, he'll go in the body. He takes your body apart and all that.

So he works with dead bodies all day, right? And you're like, well creepy, right? But he's he my little son is a little bit of a ginger and I remember he said me he goes Do me a favor just cover your child's head because the Sun is really strong in Florida and you're not from here And he was so concerned about him He goes and this did the head that what you don't know is that the skin Over the skull is as thin as a piece of paper. And he was explaining how, and this is a guy who really knows

but he didn't know that I knew, he didn't know that I knew that he knew. So I'm like, thank you very much. He goes, and you'll have to send him to the hospital because he's got a skin and his son, it'll be too late, so please cover his head. And he was so concerned with my little baby that he just wanted to protect him.

And I was like, what a nice guy. And maybe, even that would weird me out. I go, okay. It was a little, yeah, but I could tell he was actually a good man. But he's Santa Claus. From that? Yeah. And you think P. Diddy's a bad guy?

You don't know shit about that guy. It's kind of weird, right? Yeah, that's weird, dude. So the skin. You're too trustworthy. The skin over your skull. No, the skin fact's not weird. Yeah, of course it's fucking thin out there.

Thanks, Doc. I know this. What's weird is you assume he's a good guy. It's fucking thin out there. Thanks doc. I know this What's weird is you assumed he's a good guy Well, he was taking care of my son. He didn't want my son's head to burn. No, he wanted to hang out after Get some drinks. Talk about the Easter Bunny. No, man. I don't think so. Oh, you're the problem. What? You're the problem. Am I naive? Yeah, you can take my son. I dropped him off at the kid camp. I dropped him off at Santa camp. It was just one. It was only four hours. Yeah.

Santa Claus camp. Give me something else. No, I'm on high alert all the time. I don't trust any of that shit. You can't as a dad. You can't. My kid doesn't give you sleepovers. Nothing.

I remember trusting so many people when I was younger, but now I'm like, if I had kids, I wouldn't, it sucks to say say but if I had like a male if Babysitter was male. I would just never I would never allow it. That's a red flag from the jump I didn't know that I was when I was younger. I was like, oh, yeah, everyone's everyone's so nice And that's what happens you get older you realize your child's likely more likely to get abused by someone they know and so you oh Dude, I know not strangers. I know. Yeah. You got, you got to be, no, no, no. A few of my exes, they told me stories about family members. All right, let's move on. Yeah. So this is a really dark episode. Oh, I thought this was super cool.

So Dana White was talking to Lex Friedman on his podcast and said that, uh, in 2022, especially with the COVID thing and also, uh, the N word stuff that popped up with Joe Rogan, you know, in context, Joe Rogan was saying that word, you know, but it became a thing. They tried canceling them. Yeah. And then I guess there was a possibility of him getting fired. So Dana White said he would resign from the UFC. So here's how this went down. If that happened. I know for these details. This is how it went down. So this is why this is why I was like, oh, I'll never go bad on Dana again. Once I saw this, you'll never hear me say something bad about Dana. I always kind of defend him now. So what happened is it wasn't that Dana called the head of ESPN was like, hey, if Rogan doesn't work, I quit.

At the time is Bob Iger, whoever is the head of Disney that owns ESPN Called Dana and was like yo, man We broke in can't work like you we got to do something all this stuff coming out and Dana to Bob Iger I think his name is Bob Iger the head of Disney Dana way Yeah, if you pull him from the card, I quit and the guy was like, whoa, hold on. Let's figure this out So that's how gangster Dana loves Dana for that. Yes love Dana. Yeah, me too. He can do no wrong. I love Dana Whitefield. Yeah, I love him for that. We need more loyal people like them. That's incredible. And apparently, by the way, he's right. If you're with me, you're with me. He's had the same people working for him for a long time. He never laid his staff off during COVID and stuff. But I guess Lex Friedman was with Rogan when Dana called him to say that too.

That's what it was. So it was Lex saying that and then, yeah. Yeah. It's gangster. Super gangster and super cool. I'm glad that story came out. I wish that was more common. Yeah. I wish that. This is another one with Dana. So apparently he was, this is a while back. He was at the Rio and he was gambling. And you know, when you gamble in Vegas, they give you drinks for free all that stuff So apparently he just drinking and gambling and realized okay

He thought he lost 80 grand so he went to bed next day The host called him saying like you're gonna stay in the hotel still or whatnot. He's like no No, I'm gonna get my 80 grand back you go And then there was like a silence and apparently it was not 80 grand. It was 3 million So since that day he said he stopped drinking when he gambles and all that stuff and obviously he made like a ton of money before like I think made like seven million gambling or six he got kicked out of one of the casinos because he made so much money I think we have Otani on there speaking real quick we'll get we'll get to that

but Brendan also posted about this so mighty mouse he beat a 250 pound brown brown belt. Yeah. Yeah, and that's and it was like a row and bow Do you know that Bren the the actual chokes out? Yeah, Rowan? Yeah, we you're pulling like this. How do you yeah like he'd rolled under him No, you you used a lapel. It's like a bow and arrow choke I'll just show you real quick so you can see it So he won his division and this the absolute division so in the absolute division weight classes don't matter So he won his division his weight class and then Open division afterwards you get to the absolute where the anybody the best of the best of divisions so for him to win that

Right here. This is where it happens. I don't even know how. He grabs a lapel, so he's hanging on the lapel and then pulling. Yeah. So using the lapel to do the choke on the next. And Brendan predicted that he could beat someone of like, you know, Bradley Martin size. When I went on Bradley and he caught me off guard.

Bradley's like, I could beat up anybody under, I forget which weight and I was like, God, not Mighty Mouse. and this clip is great. Do you wanna play is cool. Go ahead Bradley comment 260s just different me just Johnson who fights at home in 25 in a street I would you up why Demetrius Johnson? He's tiny but he's black belt everything when it comes to the hand-to-hand combat I'm gonna crush his head on the floor No 25 I'm Demetrius Johnson. It's so we just I know Back roll that you get your neck. He's gonna get your ankles. You're talking about like the best of all time

Okay, you wouldn't be able to touch it. I want to find this guy you're talking about Jay I want to find him. I want to just lay on top of him in you did so I want to find him. I want to just lay on top of him in Wouldn't be good for me good no problem He didn't know who mighty mass was he didn't know to meet your strong so I like oh, dude You got to educate yourself on that but badly great. Just trolls everyone is 60 50 Bradley I love 60 is just different. Yes, you got to love Bradley Martin. I fucking love that guy with this Otani stuff is so a Yes! You gotta love Bradley Martin. I fucking love that guy. But this Otani stuff is intense. So a lot of people are thinking that the interpreter is the fall guy in this movie.

But educate the people what's going on. So Otani, it came out originally in the news here in LA. Otani's translator got busted for betting on baseball. The more details that came out was that he took $4 million from Otani's bank account to pay off his debt. Well, the MLB opened investigation, and so they're doing their thing, but the rumors are that the translator's just,

he's the scapegoat. He's the fall guy. How would he get that $4 million from his bank account? How do you have access to it? Yeah, all this, cool, get it. Here's what's gonna happen. The MLB's gonna do their investigation. Otani, who's worth billions of dollars to the MLB's,

is the face of MLB's go, yeah, it was that guy. Otani was right. You think they're gonna dig in and he'd be suspended for life, he'd be Pete Rose. You think they're gonna do that? But also who gives a fuck? Because here's the, I mean, if he's throwing games, that's terrible. But it's hilarious to me. You watch ESPN, any of the March Madness, any NFL game, what commercial's on nonstop?

Betting, betting, betting, betting, betting, betting, betting, betting, betting, betting, everything's betting. Yeah, right. Fan duel, Draft Kings, prize picks, all this stuff. And then they want to shun Otani so it's He's yeah, there's no it's gonna come of this Nothing because what do you so fit you think it was Otani who was doing the betting the gambling? If yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's why I've heard from

Somebody who knows that bookie. The one in Orange County? Yeah. You know what's funny? I heard something from someone who knows that bookie. Yeah. How are you gonna miss $4.2 million from your bank account? How are you not gonna miss that? He has billions.

Yeah, you still would have to have access to that bookie. Come on. You'd have to have access to that bookie. 400,000 I could understand. Yeah. But here's my thing though. Fine. If you're Otani, like in Japan, and he's massive, he's more famous than anybody in America,

he's so big, he has all the money in the world. Why the fuck, why are you betting for more money, the juice? Because the juice, because gambling is an addiction. It's like everything. So wild to me. Same reason people drink and do things with all the. But those people aren't the best baseball players on earth.

Like you're not getting enough juice. Cause I mean, you got your work cut out for you. So we're aware of you when you played for the angels, the angels are the WNBA compared to the Dodgers, Dodgers biggest, the Yankees Dodgers. Now you're the face of the Dodgers. Bubba you got work to do. Right. But the other dude that they signed for whatever 700 million dollars he's playing terrible

He had a horrible that's the other problem a lot of times when they sign these massive contracts It doesn't work out so well, right? It depends who it is. Yeah a lot of times it does Bro, Tony, I'd imagine it does what so if it all Tony's still killing it though, right? Like he's doing really well. Why the man? How would how is he throwing like how was this betting Cause they looked into some of the games when he was pitching and he gave up like a ton of runs, which is not common for him. But this is before this happened though, or after it was during.

I hope he's not betting on the games. Was he betting on baseball or just has to be right. Yeah. Baseball bets. Like it's, it's based off of whatever Otani does. Right? That's what is, I'm guessing his interpreter was betting on if this is real. I don't know. That's a huge issue. It would make sense.

He would be, he's still killing it. So I don't know. Crazy. That's crazy. Sounds up, but I'll tell you what's going to come from this. Nothing. Cause he's the best baseball player of all time. You think the MLB is going to be like,, we're gonna stick to our guns on this one.

Like rules are rules. No, but not with Otani. Anybody else? They're, they're screwed. They're banned for life. Otani? No way. And he just signed in the biggest market in baseball and they need views.

Come on. It would be devastating if they suspended him. What's up, Sonaz? We got another one for you. I hope you guys have strong stomachs. This was an MMA Muay Thai fight, and this guy got rocked in the face. Yeah.

And we have the video. I saw this shit. Let's do a three break. Let's see here in slow motion. Oh. Oh. No. You said he's told you. It's gotta suck. Let's see.

I beat him to a three break. Yeah. Yeah, B. Just kind of like shifted. Yeah, it just broke. You've had your nose broken, right? Yeah, shattered. Crocodile shattered with elbow.

Like that? I've had a pretty bad, yeah. I went in the Ultimate Fighter finale. I ate a knee from Marcus Jones and my nose was over here. Oh no. But like his is different because it's like all the way over here. It's like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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And keep going? And they'll kill you, yeah. Like you can hit him in the nose if you were fighting him. He was fighting you for real. And break his nose is not gonna save your life. No, guys break their nose all the time. Not gonna save you. I mean, that's terrible.

How does that not just stop you? Don't think about it. It depends how it breaks. Cause like Roy McDonald broke his nose in the Carlos Condit fight. But sometimes if it goes this way, if the pressure's this way, then the blood, it'll affect your vision.

But I think it's better for it to go this way. You took so much damage in that one. Ugh. I don't like that. Yeah. What else? Look, at the end of the day, you get to an age, you need a little push up the hill. Dude, and I feel that.

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Thanks Joy Mode! Is that tattoo artist? Yeah. Would love to hear your guys' opinion on this. So there's apparently now a machine that can literally tattoo as good as a human. Is it faster? That part, I don't know.

If it's faster, sign me up. Really? Hell yeah. I don't want to be there for three hours. If this robot- But you would trust the machine over a person? Oh yeah, no mistakes. That's the future right there. That's for sure the future. If it's faster, I mean sometimes it's cool to talk to the tattoo artist, especially when they have

years and years of especially when they have years and years of experience, they have a certain style. The problem with this is everyone's style's gonna be the same, there's gonna be no, nothing's gonna be unique. If a robot's doing something like a Tesla, they all look the same, they all drive the same, there's nothing unique about them, so tattoos are gonna become that, that's what we don't want, that's the problem with robots.

The creativity is based off, you know, the AI. But if it's, if you can go in there and they knock it out in 20 minutes, I would much rather, I'd be tatted all over my body. I prefer that anesthesia thing that member like a tiger or some of the people they just go under and they do an entire back piece. That'd be cool. That's you just wake up and you're done. no pain. That'd be cool. I didn't want to do that though. I'd rather just knock it out in 20 minutes. 20 minutes.

And get the hell out. Just deal with the pain for 20 minutes. Because tattoo artists, you know, you get there, you have a one o'clock appointment, like, oh, good to see you, man. I'm just going to write it up for you, and I'll be back, y'all. Right.

You knew I was coming at one. Yeah. Why wouldn't you write it up the night before? That's so true. So I was just going to write it up, man. You know, a place on your arm. So then they write up want you to write it up the night before. So I was just gonna write it up, man, you know, place it on your arm. So then they write up whatever you get a tiger, let's say. They draw it and they're like, you like that?

You're like, that looks dope. Well, where do you think about putting it? You're like, well, I told you this, but I'm gonna put it here. All right, let me see. Do you like that size? Like, again, I thought we went over this, but I would like it a little bigger. All right, let me go print this thing.

So then they print it and then they put it on your skin. He's like, all right, let me just set up man We'll get you started here hour and a half two hours go by before they start actually doing work I mean a small tattoos you have blackout the entire day Some tattoo artists are better. But yeah for the majority was that's how it goes Yeah, every time always like when you get in like, oh yeah, they just, all right man, let me get started. Let me get started, we'll get to it. And then feel free to sit in the lounge. And so we had snacks and drinks.

I'm like, I don't want snacks or drinks. Watch TV. Let's just knock this out. Yeah. Here's another one. This kid, Dwayne Coleman broke that Louisiana high school record with a 900 pound squat. What?

Yeah. What? Let. What? Let a refresher. I wish we had our strong man here today, too. What? That's insane. Look at this kid. Dude, the bar has to bend at some point. He doing it for fun. What are you talking about? That's so fucking nuts. Damn dude. Get the better fucking camera.

Easy. He did pretty easy. Pray get a little more. My question is how much does he weigh? Easy. I don't care how much he weighs, that's crazy. He looks big. That's crazy. I wish we knew how much he weighed though.

Man, his body is not the kind of body I'd want, but damn that's crazy. Yeah, like, I'd like height. 462 pounds. Not that impressive. And he's like, shorter too, right? Not 460? Still, he has so much weight though. How tall is he?

So much weight weight though. Mmm. He has so much weight, bub. I don't know. He does look shorter though. Yeah, he does. 462 pounds. 460 pounds. Just made for that. It's a lot of weight.

I mean, that's like you squatting, you know, 400. It's still 900 pounds, man. It's so much weight. It's so much weight. Six foot weight. Because you're the word because the world there's no probably really the world record six, a lot of that's fat, by the way, but the world record is what like, 1100 pounds. So it's kind of pretty amazing. That young and moving that kind of weight is nuts. Nuts. I think that's a that might be a weight suit though. Is that a weight lift? Yeah. Yeah

1080 that's incredible Heavy's drug tested 169 that's where humans cap out at. Wow. Oh, this one's interesting. So Caitlin Clark, she's expected to be the number one draft pick for the WNBA. She's leading Iowa to probably a championship. She's probably the most famous basketball player on the planet right now. And I mean, like everybody from her games get more views than the men's what but there's no stars in March Madison maybe all everyone leaves so the women's like Caitlin Clark I can't name another one except for the really big girl at

Iowa State but she just got famous because she's big and good but Caitlin Clark probably most famous basketball player right now especially in college basketball. Zachaday is Zachaday. Doesn't count. So with Caitlin, she's the number one pick. Look up how much the number one WNBA player gets. I think the highest paid WNBA players like 300 grand a year. Wow. What, what a disparity.

Now they have endorsements. Why do you think nobody watches the WNBA when they watch like women's tennis a lot, what is it? 242,000 is the highest. That's crazy. But then look at the offers. This is the current event. She got an offer from Dave Portnoy to play in the intramural league for $10 million.

And then she got another offer from the big three Ice Cube for $3 million a year. So she's that good. $5 million. For 10 appearances. How tall is she? Don't's that good. Five million. For 10 appearances. How tall is she? Don't know that one. Oh, super tall.

Who cares, right? But think about that. Hey. Five appearance, and 10 appearances. Hey, hold on. Let me go, who gives a fuck? I'm just, I just thought maybe I. Hey, 5'11".

But I. Now what? I just thought I'd take an interesting. Where do you want to go with it? I thought I'd take an interesting female sports. Who gives a fuck? Six feet. Six feet. Fantastic. I mean it. You want to go with it? I thought I'd take it. We want to go female sports. Who gives a fuck six feet. Fantastic.

I mean, what are we going to do with that? I don't know. I figured she'd be a lot taller to be that good. No, man. She's, I mean the best ever in college basketball. Okay. Best ever. But I wonder if she, yeah, it's, it's cause it just off her NIL deal.

She's making millions. She's making more in college than she would in the WNBA, but I assume like Nike's going to throw a bag at her, like 20 mil, 30 mil. So that's, she could, and WNBA is where she wants to make her career, obviously. The big three, it is what it is, it's kind of a joke. So she's not going to go there. But they're saying they'll do it in a way where it won't conflict with her schedule. She can do both?

Yeah, but then the argument is, will the WNBA allow it? It'd be good for the WNBA. It'd be great for the WNBA. Builds her star, builds her star. She might not need it though, because if these people know the value, so if they're throwing five, 10, three million at her, Nike's gonna sign her to, she's such a big deal,

who knows, 20, 30, 40, 50 million dollars, where she's like, no, I'm not gonna go do the big three on fucking Fox Sports on a Saturday afternoon, playing against some old ass NBA player. That nobody watches? It'd be- Some people do though. Sometimes it's intriguing.

It's not though. You're telling me you don't wanna see her play Allen Iverson? If people were watching it, you'd be making a lot more money. I'm talking about the WNBA. Yeah. Oh no, so you're talking I'm talking about the WNBA. Oh, no, so you're talking about two different things.

You're talking about two different things. So she's talking about her playing the big three. Oh, yeah, yeah. And you're talking about WNBA. That seems to have less. Even she's not going to bring viewership to WNBA. Right. I think it ought to go a tad higher,

but I think it could be good for her to do some sort of cross-pollination thing. I would be more intrigued to watch her in a big three game than all day me too Well, and but ice cube knows this Dave Portnoy knows this there's a reason they're going for I Just think she's in it such a big endorser and deal from Nike or Adidas or whoever out there where she won't need to do I guess it's a big three is throughout free Yeah, they have four point shots. I'm out. I told my Michael Rapport to his face that. When they have four point shots he goes yeah, I won't watch it. The rap. Well, I went to one. Oh yeah? I went to a Big 3 in Vegas. Yeah. Kanye

West asked the music industry to strip them for him as Ye. Cool. Yes. Yee. Yee. Not yay, but yee. Yeah. Yee. That's my name. Chen Yee. Do you want, can you take a look at this? The letter that they put out. Oh, this letter.

Oh. Can somebody read some audio listeners? This is his chief of staff. Okay. Cool. Nobody's reading. So Ye is one of the most recognizable people in the world on par with presidents and popes.

Jesus Christ, that's intense. He didn't take the decision to change his name, potentially sacrificing some of his, the immense value captured by the brand Kanye West lightly. The change was made fully legally and forever basically. This is who he is now. His name is Yee. You would know this better.

May I ask a question? Has he weathered the anti-Semitism and all the stuff? Is that just kind of a memory now? No, no, no. I bet the thing is, it's like his album's number one, but he can't tour. He can't tour. That's where they make all their money. Now he's a billionaire, but he can't tour. He can't tour.

That's where they make all their money. Now he's a billionaire, so I don't think he really cares. Stadiums don't want him. They won't have him. No. Who do you think owns all those places? A lot of Jews, or people that have friends who are Jewish, and you know, and their union, like they're not gonna,

they won't let him play at stadiums, arenas. He can't play at stadiums. No. No. He can't plan a stadium. No. No. He can play internationally, I think, but I don't. Yeah, he can play in Palestine. But that's some of the... He can play in certain parts.

I guarantee he can play in Saudi Arabia. Yeah, if that's what you wanna do, but again, he has so much money, but as far as like, is it just a thing? No, man, that's still heavy, heavy. I don't know if there is coming back from that. No All right. He has his fans people love him. Yeah, but Do you want to do this one? Oh, no. Oh Yeah, you guys LA is getting weirder and weirder. Oh my god. I saw this

This guy's got arrested cuz he's walking down the street munching on a human leg Some dude gets hit by a bus his leg falls off or train or something trains on this guy picks up the leg and they Find him eating it So obviously not late for the audience no man His own leg I hate you dude. He was eating another leg. Listen to what the fuck we're talking about. A guy got hit by a goddamn train. His leg fell off. This homeless guy picked it up and he's eating it like a goddamn zombie. I don't know how to make sense of anything anymore.

That guy's not doing well. That's a leg. Yeah. That's why it's blurred out. He's eating a leg. He's eating a leg. He's eating a human leg. Yeah. I brought this up to my brother the other night and he said like there's this new drug out right now that like causes people to like... To eat people?

Yeah. Like... Say no to drugs. If you have any questions just say no to drugs generally guys. Because you don't want to end up eating a leg. You know how they talk about rock bottom? It's like, what happened? What happened when you got sober?

I got caught eating a human leg that had been severed. It was a fresh leg, to be fair to me. No, there's rock bottom, but there's even wiggle room at rock bottom. That's like, he was already at rock bottom. You're in hell right now. When you get caught eating a leg? Yeah.

Hey, man. Now, that was a human like. We can have a conversation. It just got severed and I was hungry. Taking bites out of a leg. By the way, on the street and bent over. Not even bringing it up. He had, he was all the way bent over.

He was biting it like upside down. That's even worse. Like just at least bring it to your mouth and. I don't think it matters. I think that's. Too much? So in the details. Okay. But okay I think that guy has parents and so the parents are whatever at Sunday church and they get done like how's Jeff doing yeah it's been tough

lately really I thought he I thought he went to rehab yeah yeah they caught me you know what he's falling a little bit of hard times they have rough one the other day what happened they caught him eating a human leg yeah hard times, they had a rough one the other day, what happened? They caught him eating a human leg. Yeah, but it was, it was, what happened was this train hit his friend and then his friend No, he didn't kill, here's the good news, he didn't kill anybody. The train killed the guy, the leg, his friend, they were hanging out on the tracks, which he hangs out on the tracks a lot. To be fair, he's coming off a 72 hour water fast. He was coming off a 72 hour water fast and he's on the carnivore diet, so that it and he knew his friend so it's not the same and he didn't want to go to waste

Yeah, so he was and he wasn't wolfing it down. He was taking ginger bites He was gingerly nibbling and that's not talking to me. Say you didn't enjoy it, right? And he said I just want to see what human flesh tastes like and then he told me it tastes just like pork So that's the story guys, oh, how about that's only a misdemeanor? Well, it's mishandling of a human corpse. So there you go. Misdemeanor of eating a body. Now you're not going to have a good,

it's going to be hard getting a job. Tell me about yourself. Let's do a background check on that guy. He's the guy they found on the side of the road. I think that's the least of his worries. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's a good thing to end on.

Knowing me, I'd hire him at Thickboy. Yeah. Like, ah, it's all right, man. It seems like a nice guy. Guys, guess what, everybody? Brea Improv, April 19th and 20th. Come see me, Brea Improv, and then Brick Town Comedy Club, April 26th, 27th.

I'll see you there. Let's rock and roll. That baby's coming soon. That baby's coming soon. And I'm delivering it. Yeah. God willing. We're out.

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