The Fighter & The Kid - Dolphins Are Haters | TFATK Ep. 863

Starting point is 00:00:00 Got an announcement Breaking news good stuff. Finally kid is going back. We're dropping episodes now Tuesday Thursdays Tuesday and Thursday 5am audio 12 p.m. Pacific time noon. You will get the YouTube videos. So every Tuesday Thursday starts January 31st 5am audio release Tuesday and Thursday 12pm video release guaranteed Thursday Every time that's what starts January 31st and the reason why the reason why chin I'm glad you asked the reason why I have Suriases because stress but the reason why we're dropping the video at 12pm on Tuesdays and Thursdays is because of YouTube algorithm That's messing with us. We say some crazy stuff.

Starting point is 00:00:45 YouTube doesn't like that. So we're getting demonetized. We're getting suppressed. So this is our way to combat that without changing the show. And we don't do whatever you have. We can still do what we want to do. No censoring. No censoring. We'll get uploaded early to see what gets flagged. So we know what we're dealing with. Because if we can't talk about Dix, we don't have a show. Yeah. and that's the right thing This is really the fighter in the kid So we're delaying the fucking show because he's texting about his fish again. Oh my fish guy. I had people in my audience and Dania and Rob holding up that dumb fish with the fucking head. They had flower horns on their phone.

Starting point is 00:01:34 On their phone. They were like, I was like, he sends me another picture of a fucking fish. I'm gonna send him a dick pick. Oh, the dude don't encourage me. I won't, I ain't, I'll celebrate that. It's just getting dicey, man. I like these, I like these sicklids. They're the most aggressive fish. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:01:52 There's, there's, how are things in the fish world? I'm glad you asked, dude. That's why I wanna come here. We gotta start every podcast. Dude, how things are going. There's the prom, B, here's the prom. Yeah. There's South African chicklids, right?

Starting point is 00:02:01 Oh. There's sicklids. Yeah. There's, there's American. Yeah. And then there's, there's, so there's African. There's South American. I, right? There's sicklets. Yeah. There's American. Yeah. And then there's, so there's African. There's South American. I would imagine African most aggressive. South American right up there,

Starting point is 00:02:11 the American's pretty chill. Okay. I guess no eight don't mean this. And I don't know how to tell if they're from Africa or Asia or South America. All fish look the same. All fish matter. All fish matter.

Starting point is 00:02:24 All fish matter to me. I don't I'm not gonna dude I don't see color. I know that flower that flower horn But I don't know you're attracted to all kinds of golf fish. Oh If you're from Africa you're from Asia you're from United States the problem is a problem You put them all in the tank they're not from their their very tribal. Are they tribal? Dude, I will speak the same language. Well, I have a little juvenile flower horn He's my favorite fish we calm crank and then bumpy the big giant one, right? Crank cranks. Yeah, thank you crank crank crank crank crank crank is very is a funny guy funny fish Personality for days. Yep. Make you laugh sure

Starting point is 00:03:03 Bring you putting a good mood. And then all of a sudden, I seem just chilling the back tank and I'm like, what's going on with him? I'm like, I wonder if he's getting bullied. But these fish are smart. They know if you're in front of the tank, they're gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna, the warden's down.

Starting point is 00:03:14 The warden, the warden's not by the day. They're on their best behavior. Yeah, they're on their best behavior. So I'm like, you know what I'm doing? I'm gonna turn out to like, sleep their tank on so they can't see me. I'm sitting here and see what's going on. So I pull back, I'm sitting there

Starting point is 00:03:24 and I can see the big flower horn just look look around. He's like oh he's gone I'm not dude Bats up you do I'm like Hey The fuck are you doing dude? I just I get the little one out and pull him the other thing like the fuck just bash him Oh, bash them and then and then I get I'm like, the fuck? Just bash them? Oh, bash them. And then, and then I get, I'm like, let's see what else you know I turn. I get the fucking Jeffrey Dahmer or a fly horn.

Starting point is 00:03:50 I turn lights off. We have this little juvenile Oscar. Rip his eyes off. I was, hate his eyes. Holy fuck, what a shit head. Oh my God, I was like, oh, you, that's, you know, this is why the store told me I shouldn't make some with other fish.

Starting point is 00:04:10 Yeah, when you're, when you got fish, eat fish, and that's what they do, isn't it? They eat fish, fish, eat fish. Right now in the ocean, at all times, there's a fish having a very hard time. There's a fish having a very hard time, and that fish is gonna have a hard time, and that fish is a little white.

Starting point is 00:04:22 And if you think, great whites don't have a hard time, talk to me when an orca shows up. Oh, sure. When a killer whale shows up, I told you when I'm going to look at for great whites in South Africa in Cape Horn. Yeah. Well, there were no great whites in the entire Cape,

Starting point is 00:04:41 in the entire, what is it? Like, what is it? The Cove? That entire cove. Cause daddy was in town. Well, because two Orca brothers showed up. What's up, fellas? And they were like, well, they found four great whites,

Starting point is 00:04:53 20 footers, and eight their livers. They're just missing livers. They just took their livers. So gang, sir. And the sharks washed up on the shore, and every other great wire was like, let's get the fuck out of it. They were really great white wet.

Starting point is 00:05:03 Check please. Cause they hear, cause they hear Orca's making noise. Rearry! Yeah. And they're like, ah, the wolves of the sea. Dude, you know, I went deep sea fishing with Jay in Tampa. We just, I was like, I need something to do. I'm going nuts here.

Starting point is 00:05:17 So I called all these different places go fishing. We, this guy, I think it was Brian. Fourth generation, grew up in Tampa, his grandpa, great-grandpa, all fishers, so he knows every in and out of all the fishing. His main gig is killing alligators. He goes, you want to go alligator hunting? Come back in August, okay. It's not August, so let's figure it out. So we go... I was just off for that, but I was in it. Dude, so we go regular ocean fishing. He's chumming the waters, right? He's chumming the waters.

Starting point is 00:05:47 And so there I am. I catch the only fat technique. Look at how arched I do. I don't know the back is all bent. I don't know the technique. He was in not a small fish. All right. I put your rod down. Rod down. You got it. Perfect. And then we went. Yeah. Good. Last. Color food. And I wish our friends not food. Is that in salt water?

Starting point is 00:06:08 That's the ocean, buddy. Okay. That's the ocean. Here's the prombie. I let him go. Jay stops recording. Dolphin went. Cool story, bro.

Starting point is 00:06:17 It thinks putting the work. Hem. Eat it. And then the guy goes, then the, the, our, our, our, tour guide, the fish tour guide goes, ah, shit, dolphins. I go, they're cool. they're not cool. We won't catch a fish today. Cause they know where we're at and we're fishing. And we put fish in the mart, so they'll

Starting point is 00:06:32 eat our bait and then they wait and then they eat the other fish. He's like, we gotta get away from the dolphins. So, mmm, good on the whale, fish in, fish in dolphins. He's like, goddamn, boom. Dolphins just fall in slow. Oh, no, we caught any fish No, they're just the big fish cock blocks. They just block cock blocks all day know that mean either damn Yeah, I mean like oh dolphins and then no oh Jay was like oh my god dolphin. I gotta go. Oh shit Yeah, cuz they they'll they'll form these circles and get them all in the room. There's a blur rate everything Yeah, so you, we got anything, because the stupid dolphins.

Starting point is 00:07:06 It's kind of damn it. You're fucking haters, man. Get out of here, it's flipper. Oh, dude. It's exhausting. It was fun, though. You know? Yeah, it's a good time.

Starting point is 00:07:13 So it's supposed to be four hours after two hours. We've checked the box. That's right. So yeah, it goes real I went. Yeah. Did you get in the water? No, absolutely not. It was also cold.

Starting point is 00:07:22 Yeah, it was cool. Well, that's why I was stuck to find some because it was so- Cloudy and rainy, and the guy was Well, that's why I was tough to find somebody. That was so sweet. So it's so cloudy and rainy. And the guy was like, yeah, I know he's working. Call Captain Brian. Call Captain Brian. Tomorrow, the weather's not great.

Starting point is 00:07:31 Man, the season with me too rough. You get sick out there, man. The pride not. You know what? Call Captain Moses. Call Captain Moses. Ah, no. Tomorrow, the water's going to be rough.

Starting point is 00:07:40 You know what? I know you got to do it for you, though. Call Captain like Rodriguez. Mexican dude. Sure. Call Captain Rodriguez up. Mexican dude. Sure. Call Captain Rodriguez up goes, that's a mouse-hostly rough. It takes me, yeah, fuck it.

Starting point is 00:07:50 You meet me there at 80, yeah. And J goes, I feel like we shouldn't do this. You know, that would be fine. We show up like tourists. I'm in that shirt, that terrible shirt in shorts, J's in shorts and T's. One in the bogeh.

Starting point is 00:08:03 Oh yeah, he's freezing. Freezing, freezing, freezing. But the waters weren't that rough, he said but out in the deep rough rough. So I was, daddy what did was near Wednesday, because I went to the shot show, as you know. The shot show in Vegas is the biggest, I think, literally convention in the United States.

Starting point is 00:08:18 It's five. For what? Figure them see, see us? It's so big because it's all law enforcement, military contractors and hardware. So weapons of, because it's all law enforcement, military contractors and hardware, so weapons of like it's literally rifles and silencers and hunting gear, every hunter, every law enforcement person. That's like inviting Lizzo to the keto conference.

Starting point is 00:08:36 The crazy shit in the world. What were you doing there? Well, I was doing that. I had a business thing and it was all good, but here's the thing. What was fascinating was that you go there and I think 65,000 fucking people are there. 65,000. And there was a point to the story. What were we talking about before this about fishing? His shirt looking crazy as shorts. No fishing. His shirt looking crazy as shorts. Nope, they're fishing.

Starting point is 00:09:03 Fishing. Oh, wasting time. Mmm. Wasting time. Well, right? Let me say it for you. Well, there was that. Financial incentive was.

Starting point is 00:09:11 It was about being on a boat, maybe being. Killing things. SICK. Alligators. Getting sick. Big Dicks. Jamis. Lizzo. You saw the swimmer.

Starting point is 00:09:25 Not keto. Damn it. It was, it was, oh, wait, it's on the tip of my tongue. It's on the tip of my tongue. No, it's on the tip of my tongue. We were talking about, you were just talking about, I did see Tim Kennedy. Me more brother freezing.

Starting point is 00:09:38 Yep, yep, I did see Tim Kennedy. That was awesome. Weather. And had a good time. Well, the famous in the tactical space. You are a little bit, a little little getting stopped. Quite a bit. Do you think because you don't a lot of movies and TV. This is what I was going to yes. This what I was going to talk about. So I'm with a guy. Fucking great guy. His name is Brian Morgan. Now he if you are a Delta guy or

Starting point is 00:10:01 a SEAL team six guy, you go train long shooting with that guy. He's got a school that you're not, you're civilian, you're not getting any. Long range only. Yeah, and he's like when he talks about, he's one of the great, one of the fucking such a good guy. He goes long. Just a fantastic guy.

Starting point is 00:10:16 When he talks about, like he lives in Idaho, family man, when he talks about shooting like from a mile and a half away. That's forever. Yeah. Two miles away. I don't know. Like crazy. There's a whole science. How to read. Oh my god. Oh, I mean, it's crazy. These guys are the elite of the... So you had nothing in common. Right. And I go to this this this out vertical, Everly stock. Everly stock is where Delta and those guys go

Starting point is 00:10:40 and series hunters go for gear. They have the best gear period. Like they're there. If Delta goes to... Wait, do they do it when they're growing on missions? They the best gear period. Like they, they're, if Delta goes to, wait, do they do it when they're growing on missions? They're doing it when they're all hunting it. Yeah, they're like all their backpacks, all their shit. If you're a serious hunter, why don't you get us some gear, dude? I'm gonna use the back pack. I get us some gear.

Starting point is 00:10:56 They said they would, they would, they would have that jacket. I have an idea for us about it. I have an idea. I have an idea. They said they would totally outfit us, okay? That should is bad. Where would we waste though?

Starting point is 00:11:06 When we go hunting with a couple of operators, I'll talk to you about that later. Oh, me too. I get to talk to you about that too. I have some. Yeah. Okay. I'm glad you got that up. So we're going to catch nothing.

Starting point is 00:11:17 No, we're going to catch some shit. Well, that could be me there with the elk on my back. You could that could 100%. But you should be, but he's me alive. We're carrying all of that. We're carrying all of that. We're carrying all of that. We're carrying all of that. We're carrying all of food. Yeah, you would have known everybody at that shot show There's only people so I meet a green beret who's at this other place that sells

Starting point is 00:11:30 I don't know fucking rifles and scopes and his name is Maddie maybe Nelson And and that many Nelson was a green beret if you saw him he's the night of Oh boy, he never know. No, all these guys like first of all he's about six. He's tall But thin probably one ninety six four six five No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there he is, right on the hand there, okay? Just like again, like all those guys, you see him, you're like, man, he was a special force guy. But so he was the last guy to ever do jungle warfare training for the Green Berets where they send you, they put you in Brazil and you work out with the,

Starting point is 00:12:17 look at us, look at tiny me, there's Brian Morgan on the left, tiny me in the middle, they won me in a carnival, they won me, I was a gift, they won me in a carnival. No, you're the glory hole guy. Well, I am, because after, because what they do, they suck the boys off. Well, in a carnival. They won me. I was a gift. They won me in a carnival. No, you're the glory whole good Well, I am because after because what they do the boys on well what they do is when you win me I have to do whatever they say the words. I can't turn on my diction. No, no, yeah But there's a bad attitude. Yeah, and you're doing it for America cowboy. So he

Starting point is 00:12:38 Tell me that he he would drink jungle water So so they would give him like a little rice a chicken bone He went in at about 200 pounds, he came out at 160. And he was a church, and Brian Morgan was like, I saw him in church, he was 160, clearly malnourished. He was drinking jungle water because they didn't have enough water. So what happens then, I don't know if you know what I'm saying? He's got your size.

Starting point is 00:12:58 Yeah, his stomach, five years later, is still not right. He's still not okay. But he was telling me, they're with the Brazilians now they don't have the same standards there, you know And they're in the Amazon with your Brazilian special forces. Yeah, and they're in the Amazon and it's nighttime It's got said the Brazilian Sargent whatever he is forgive me. I don't know how it does. And he goes, all right guys, getting the water. Everybody's getting in the water. That's nighttime.

Starting point is 00:13:28 The swimming in the nighttime. And is that the Amazon? It's the Amazon. Now here's the problem. Crack a deal, is. When you shine the light, you see just those eyes. Oh, those cute, then they're cute. And the guy goes, don't go over, don't go over to the bed,

Starting point is 00:13:42 to the shore over there. Like stay together. They're all geared up the shore over there. Mm-hmm. Like, stay together. They're all geared up and they're closed. You guys swim, okay? You can swim a mile to that rock yonder at night. With the crock. Infested water. Well, it's not crock, there's something called the black camon.

Starting point is 00:13:59 Now, now, they're not a nile crocodile, but they do get up to 15 feet. And they're black. Yeah, and they'll take it. They can get up, jump high and run. Should I bring up a black cameon, please? Get up to about 15 feet. There's big as any of that.

Starting point is 00:14:13 And they're all black? Yeah. And take a look at these. At night? Yeah. Now, these special black skin. Why are we crossing this fucking river? Well, because your green beret, you gotta start.

Starting point is 00:14:22 You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you're special forces getting the fucking water. We're gonna swim. And, uh, yeah, there you got to start, you got to you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you got rock and you get called out, your name, your number gets called out, your number gets called out. And, well, two of them just disappeared, two of them disappeared. And they had a moment of silence. And they got back in the water. Not. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:15:01 And two Brazilians went missing. That's correct. Two Brazilians. That would be a, that's a black went missing. That's correct. Yeah, two Brazilians. That would be a, that's a black Cayman. That right there. That's what you, would you get in the water with that? Cause I don't know about you, but get the fuck out of here. You know what I'd be like, go, I quit.

Starting point is 00:15:14 I quit. I wouldn't even need to see one. For like, hey, fellas, we're gonna cross the Ames on, I'd go. Hey, I don't think Crackadilla is in the slaughter, notoriously known. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You're fired. Cool. I was watching Anthony Bourdain. He went down the Congo River. They

Starting point is 00:15:29 had to get an African guy to jump in the water of the Congo with the those crocodiles come right at you. Yeah. It get in the water and start. You can't see anything because you got to jump in the water and take this line and tie it to that tree. And the guy was like this and Anthony goes, is he worried about Crocs? And the guy goes, yeah, and he goes, I don't blame him. And the guy gets in the water as I was like this and Anthony goes, is he worried about Crocs? And the guy goes, yeah, and he goes, I don't blame him. And the guy gets in the water as I was like that and do it anyway. Well, that guy was showing me around in Tampa.

Starting point is 00:15:51 He's like, yeah, he came in August to be crockin' out hunting. I'll show you some of the pictures. I'll send them to you. I'll alligator hunting. I'll get a hunt, dude. And he goes, we only kill the old like bowls because they kill the young.

Starting point is 00:16:02 And I was like, I like alligators, I don't want to do that. And he goes, no, it's good for it, it concerns the, you know, the days. And I go, yeah, but before you were killing them, what did they do? And he says, you want to go or not, man. So, all right, whatever, dude. Well, that's why that you can get for $400,000,

Starting point is 00:16:21 you can kill a rhino, but it's a rhino that's stopped breeding and it's an old bowl that fucks with the young ones. And that's when that's why you can get for 400,000 dollars you can kill a rhino, but it's a rhino that stop breeding and it's an old bowl that fucks with the young ones and that's what you can get. You can get a tag to shoot a rhino, which is really weird. Yeah, you should need tags to do it, right? Yeah. You do.

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Starting point is 00:20:02 very cool a lot of fun They can tell stories, those military guys. That story tells in anybody I know. You love it, huh? I just like well-rounded people who are interested in a lot of stuff. But they can tell how many more stories can you hear, Brian? Well, it's not more stories I'm interested in.

Starting point is 00:20:17 What's funny about what my experience with operators, like say Green Berets or fucking, you know, these, is you know why they make it a lot of times why they're in those things. They're meant to have. It's not that. They're really, they're really high social IQs. It's all about teamwork.

Starting point is 00:20:35 It's all about the guy to your right and to your left. And that's what makes them so good. The selfish guys, they don't make it. The guys you don't like help their boy. That's what everything. Well, it The selfish guys, they don't make it. The guys you don't like help their boy. That's what everything. Well, except for comedy. But I mean, yeah, well, comedy, the most selfish maybe for this.

Starting point is 00:20:51 Except for Hollywood. Hollywood, they make it too being selfish. You should give me a few. No, I'm saying, except for Hollywood. Hollywood, selfish. Would you include stand up in Hollywood, right? It's kind of one of the things. No, they're all the same, it's so-

Starting point is 00:21:00 It's so- It's so- It's so- It's so- It's so- It's so- It's so- showbiz. It's all survival. But you can't do that in the military, not in the war zone. You can't do that in military, you really can't do that in professional sports if you're on a team.

Starting point is 00:21:10 Any can, if you're like a Kobe, or if you're like Antonio Brown, certain positions like receiver, you can't. Not online. No, no, no, no, no, your team. The record back, no, no, no, no. That's why I told you, I've always done that. There is.

Starting point is 00:21:21 There's a huge animal. And they sent me a video how they kill them. They have like this gun. That has a handle on it. So they wheel them in, like you're getting a fucking, his teetomest up, he got in a fight with another alligator. You know when they twist, it ripped his jaw. Jesus Christ.

Starting point is 00:21:37 So he was like, he was about to die anyway. So they killed him, like, okay. He had to hold your jaw off. So they have that, it's like a gun like this be. They have a handle like your broomstick, but it's metal. It has a thing on the end. And then they shot them charged. Then they rally it in, like it's like a gun like this be they have a handle like your broomstick But it's metal has a thing on the end and then shotgun charge then they would they rally it in like it's a Marlin He says sometimes takes hours, which I was like okay, and as he gets close to both they get him close and go honk Yeah, it's a 45 slug I think it's just not for me. It's too violent. Yeah, that sounds gay, but no, I know it man That's a big that's a big, that's a big animal.

Starting point is 00:22:06 He's like, I'm sure you've done some cool things, right? If nothing, you're drilling, doing like hunting alligator. He's like, cause I remember you had some dicey calls, he goes, oh, big time. He was, there's sometimes there's biggest of the boat, it's like, why not just get a bigger boat? That's so cool. That's the other son of a fucking kayak.

Starting point is 00:22:22 Yeah, yeah, I'm not, so a lot of alligator's when I was counting Python. a fucking kayak. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not. So a lot of alligators when I was counting Python. I love them. Yeah, I love all that shit. But while we were hunting, you know me, I'm in the serial killers and the first 48, all those docs, all that shit, which I get to talk about. The hatchet wheel and hitchhiker, doc on Netflix.

Starting point is 00:22:41 Yeah. But we're fishing dolphins are being dicks. Stealing on our fish. No one's catching anything like that. This is lame. I see a, uh, forensic vehicle pull up. Two FBI agent jump out. They're looking the water. They're getting the wreck.

Starting point is 00:22:54 And I go, oh, they're looking for a body. And the guy goes, no, oh, oh, you think the feds just show up to poke around for nothing? Like, they're looking for a body, but. And they were just scanning the property. Like there's a swampy-ish, like narrow waters there, like shallow waters. They're just, they're the boots on,

Starting point is 00:23:13 going through the water with something, some device looking for a body. And that's also the same area right up, I think in St. Peterburgs. We remember that, the boyfriend that killed the girl, they're traveling. Remember? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:23:26 You commit suicide and you killed her? Yeah, they're from there too. Gabby, but they were searching where we're at. They're searching those waters. They thought he was hiding in there. And the guy, my tour guy, who's, again, fourth generation, he goes, when they were looking there, I told him, boys, you waste your time. Because when they were looking for a summer, he goes, he would have died from mosquitoes.

Starting point is 00:23:42 He was in this area. The mosquitoes went so rapid, so rampant, he'd, he would have died from mosquitoes. He was in this area, the mosquitoes went so rapid, so rampant, he'd been fucked. There's no way. Yeah, you don't want to be out there. I'm getting so warm. He was in, he has no tent, nothing, he's just by himself out there in nature, not chance.

Starting point is 00:23:55 I've been out there. Yeah, he's like, he's like, he's like, you guys want him to be dead, you better hope he decided to hide here. Switch gears for a sec. I had an experience, on my podcast today, I interviewed a guy named James Banford, wrote a book called Spy Fail about the NSA. Rooker, let me wrote my mom text to me about your podcast.

Starting point is 00:24:10 She said this is the boringest thing I've ever heard. No, just getting she said, this is from my mom. Mama, Monae said, Tell Cal and I love this podcast with Peter Zion. Zion. It was so educational interesting Reading his book about global issues. Yeah, so I just read his book I'm reading I'm reading their books. I read the book that he this guy James Branford He wrote a 500 page book on the NSA

Starting point is 00:24:39 National Security Agency that is a giant ear they eavesdrop on everybody and I learned some shit bro bro your JFK nut Now this is a guy who is an investigative journalist who has done more research like incredible researcher, okay? It's mustache. I want to want that guy my kids Dude the NSA is trying to prosecute him twice for his first work for his mustache first work and his mustache first work. First work. And is mustache. Homeboy looked at the Norwood, the Operation Norwood, you know, about an Operation Norwood, this, you'll like this. So people think that these guys wouldn't have killed Kennedy. Okay. They wanted to get the chain of command, the joint chiefs of staff under Kennedy wanted to get Castro so badly. And they were like, we could

Starting point is 00:25:24 invade, but we'll get a lot of backlash for invasion. They tried. So what they said is they literally had plans to create terrorist events on US soil. These were joint chiefs of staff, like Kurslet and the man, those guys that said, let's, let's go ahead and shoot the Americans on the American's honor street and bomb buildings and blame Cubans and then we'll do this

Starting point is 00:25:47 We'll get a ton of love. Yeah, we'll get a remote control plane. This is Alex Jones shit I would have been like bullshit, but this is from James Manford from his book and he does exhaustive research This is actually a public record. No, it's a matter of public record. It's from the freedom of information act where he got access to their files Now check it out then they said we'll get a remote control plane. We'll put CIA operatives on it. They'll get they'll leave on the back way. We'll get a video of them being students. We'll blow it up in mid-air. We'll blow it up in mid-air. No, they know. We'll pretend they're Americans. I'll put a minute there. We'll video them to get on, but they're really not going to. But then they said, if John Glenn, when he goes to space,

Starting point is 00:26:25 if his rocket blows up, will plant evidence that points to the humans. They were willing to kill Americans. It was signed off on, this is 1975, I believe. It was signed off on by every joint chiefs of staff, and it was stopped when Robert McNamara saw it, and said, he a secretary of defense I think at the time or something and he goes or chiefs have he goes no he goes we're not doing this

Starting point is 00:26:50 But all of those guys signed off on it and I said don't I go? I Understand that why people believe these men killed John of Kennedy. Oh, yeah, and he's like I said you think I said do you think John of Kennedy was killed by these guys and he goes I'm not in a business speculation. I'm only in the business of actually showing you what the research said. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:27:09 So we do this. We do this. Do you say research points to something? Oh yeah. Because there's like a lot of things to where they do think Russians were responsible for killing JFK, but we didn't want to give them that notoriety. So that's when they put in Harvey Lee's Aute, Oswald.

Starting point is 00:27:24 And like, well, he's American. Well, Lee Harvey Oswald was probably actually a patriot. He was a Marine. Correct. He might have been a plant. Like, I'll have a stone. It does a good job. Oh, and when you see what these men are willing to do

Starting point is 00:27:37 to do to Americans, it's not at all surprising that they would do. We can see how conspicuously there's like, if you hear that, which that's a fact, right? That's a fact. That's an operation or what? Look's a fact. That's not. Operation Norwood. Operation Norwood, Operation Paperclip, all this stuff.

Starting point is 00:27:48 Like there's that stuff in history that is fact, not conspiracy. You can see how people can take that right or wrong and apply it to September 11th, whatever it is. And you can see how they got up and wrap. Me too. The more you look in there, like, oh fuck, here's a great, here's a great,

Starting point is 00:28:02 Bay of Pigs, I'll let you, like, yeah. He opens the podcast drops tomorrow by the way, for anybody, like, uh, fuck, here's a great, here's a great Bay of Pigs. I'll let you, like, yeah. He opens the podcast, Rob's tomorrow, by the way, for anybody. I think her Wednesday, Wednesday. He opens a book with something called, I think it's called Sony is the first chapter. Now, I don't know if you remember, but Seth Rogan and our boy,

Starting point is 00:28:22 Franco, Franco, James Franco, do a movie called The Interview. Are you part of North Korea? Let's kill Kim Jong-un. That's spies. Now, when they wrote the screenplay, it was a fake name. Seth Rogan decides, now let's, he's a stoner. He's like, let's actually use Kim Jong-un.

Starting point is 00:28:40 Amy Paskel, who is the head of Sony, or have Sony programming for movies, she'd had one failure after another at this point. She was worried about her job in Sony. So she goes, this is going to be it. We'll use Kim Jong-un. It'll be controversial. Great for sales. Everybody go to the movie theater. Very cool. Very cool. Who's the creator of Fram's on that? Well, North Korea saw the trailer. And the trailer had Kim Jong-un's head blowing up.

Starting point is 00:29:04 Yep. Yep. Okay. And Kim Jong-un went, absolutely fucking not. You guys are making a movie about my assassination. What if we did that about your president? What would happen? You, they would freak.

Starting point is 00:29:18 Yeah. So, so now, they decide they're gonna wage war. They don't know how yet. Well, the NSA, of course, is, I don't know, if you know this, it's a city. The NSA is a city between Baltimore and Washington, DC. It's the giant ear that eavesdrop on everything. Oh, they have, oh, you know, they've seen my dick, but they can see everything. Yeah, they've seen my dick.

Starting point is 00:29:40 They like this kind of stuff. They spy on Americans and Edward Snowden proved that and nobody got prosecuted. They spy on Americans and Edward Snowden proved that and nobody got prosecuted. They spy on Americans. Okay, cool. And so, and it's a city, I think they something like they use more electricity than fucking like Baltimore. I don't know what it is, but they have their own chip factory in there. It's got 50 buildings and all that shit.

Starting point is 00:29:58 Somebody, some employee of the NSA, they don't know who it was to this day. He called himself shadow broker mother fucker steals half a billion files Half a billion things that are higher than top secret and It's all about how the NSA spies all the programs all that all the stuff Goes on the internet Goes on the fucking internet and goes, he goes, hey, who wants to buy this shit? Nobody will buy it.

Starting point is 00:30:33 You don't want to, he's like, what the fuck? Nobody wants to buy it, he got like, I think $300,000 offer, he's like, I'm selling you the NSA's top secret information, like how they do business, like this is, the United States government No one wanted it, but guess who bought it up with crew and and rush and that's when they got the email And that's when they leave everybody's and then they they launched want to cry

Starting point is 00:30:56 Which was a virus that was a computer pandemic that shut down hospitals everywhere from England to Scotland that shut down trains in Spain that that even got Russia and shut down Russia. Everything was shut down. First stupid movie. Now, I think the Democratic Senator Liu, or maybe he's a Congressman from Hawaii, calls up in front of the chair of the Intelligenceisman he calls up the ns a goes hey fucking guys ss that you are commuting nothing works they're shutting down the world this one across

Starting point is 00:31:32 they're using our fucking weapons against us uh... gg where's the kill switch all the ns a scientist are like uh... computer sounds are like uh... we are we don't know we don't think so what do you mean you don't know what do you mean you don't know are like, um, we don't know. We didn't think so much. What do you mean you don't know? What do you mean you don't know? Everything is being shut down.

Starting point is 00:31:48 We can't, people are going, they're in for open heart surgery. Computer, boom, can't do it. Life saving operations, people die in the waiting room. I mean, crazy, right? So they don't know what to do, right? Like, nope, like the top guys have, we don't know what to do. Rrr, rrr, rrr, like a movie, right?

Starting point is 00:32:04 So a 22 year old kid who was a hacker on vacation, Guys have no we don't know what to do Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what you say there is where even far as hudgeonsons that kids are fucking here a British computer researcher hero now look at this kid mark this mark as hudgeons yeah he uh he goes i think if you right reverse engine near this it'll shut down he figures out a way to fucking do it and saves the world he's they they they they say he saved the internet to the young billion dollars and then they arrested him i mean let's just rest by the fb i was preparing to return to England from defcon on billion dollars and then they arrested him i mean i was arrested by the fb i was preparing to return to england from defconn on six hacking related federal charges

Starting point is 00:32:52 creating cronos based on the the kids say the fucking he saved the internet and and and we're snowed edward snowed as a fucking hero still can't come back but this motherfucker was like hey they're they're spying on you everybody. Here's half a million. And no one did anything. No, nobody's ever been arrested. Nothing. And then the best is Operation Hollywood.

Starting point is 00:33:10 He's gonna arrest them. Operation Hollywood. Hey, look. We're not really the emails of like, no, no, no, Baba. Arnon, Michlan. Arnon, A-R-D. And oh, this book is sick. Arnon.

Starting point is 00:33:23 Ar-N-A-N. Arnon. And the book would you brought out space michlann m i c h there it is there was yeah a clone yeah now he's really business man he's the biggest that guy right there's the biggest producer you've ever met okay he's the biggest producer that was 3.3 billion produced 12 years of slag JFK heat fight thought mr. mrs. Smith pretty woman the biggest fucking producer in Hollywood right he's an Israeli spy sir and that's from Israel and that's from him really good friends Robert De Niro made his money selling the apartheid

Starting point is 00:33:59 regimen South Africa all their arms have been involved in over a hundred thirty full-length motion picks. Yes, sir. Now, now he also he also has been committing espionage against the United States. He did under siege to. Yes. 30 years he's been committed to espionage. He got all the nuclear triggers which are sphearsly guarded. He got all the nuclear. Literally, we know this. We know this, took them from the Pentagon, got them from Pentagon and brought them to Israel. Total nuclear smuggling. Every time the State Department, every time anybody in FBI or anything was wanting to bring him down, they, they, no, because, because Netanyahu, the Israeli president calls, calls like, you know, Trump or somebody goes, hey, we need

Starting point is 00:34:42 him to be safe. And they put the ball and they put it away. It's all the shit that Sam Tripoli talks about. And all these guys, and I've been the whole time, I'm like, bull shit, bull shit. It's about time. Hey, welcome. And now they're thinking about making a movie about his life as an Israeli spy in America.

Starting point is 00:34:56 And he's directing it. You would be put to death for that, that's treason. He's been spying on America. He's celebrated. I know. And Brad Pitt's playing here. And by the way, 78 years old living in England and still kicking it. Still 3.3 billion dollars.

Starting point is 00:35:10 Still okay. I'm glad you came over to the good news. Made his money as an arms dealer selling arms to the white, supremacist government of South Africa. Okay. Not a great guy. Or just a lot of business man. But is real needed South Africa's uranium to make a nuclear weapon?

Starting point is 00:35:25 Otherwise, because for them, their survival was linked to having the ability to deter anybody, try to kill them. Yeah, defend themselves. So they were like, you know, it sucks, but we got to do it. What a cool life, though. What a life. Well, why? Because he's in his railing spy.

Starting point is 00:35:41 He's taking a huge chance. Is he's making billions of dollars wanted billions of dollars he was a soccer star bad guy probably a bad guy but soccer star maybe or he's awesome and and the biggest producer sounds awesome and I think and I think and I think was basically friends with guys like Warren Beatty and Jack Nicholson all those guys they had they had some of the time. Oh, you only his dick skin so whatever deal He made with the devil or whatever he you know, but listen pay trip You know Israel was like but the people that exposed him with these railways. That's what's amazing about Israel

Starting point is 00:36:14 The Israeli press and the Israeli fucking government arrested him and brought him back for a possible He got out of it. Well cuz he was best friends with BB Nenyahoo and all. Because he bought the prison. Yeah, I don't know man. What a buck, but what a crazy guy. Some people live a fucking life. I think about our life compared to him. What have you done? They have all the money.

Starting point is 00:36:34 You're shilling sandals. And he didn't pay taxes for 10 years. Oh my god. But he just made it up. No, because he left it. Bill. No, because when he gets the problem, if he gets 3.3 billion, he calls the president of the entire world. And he just dropped when he gets a problem three point three calls the president of

Starting point is 00:36:45 uh... the stripper's taxes and the president is a call the president of the united states and the president is because i had that's uh... top secret this guy's awesome dude well he's he's not a lot called the book is called spy fail no what was the the hollywood? That's the one I mentioned.

Starting point is 00:37:05 The Hollywood book, this is in the book with Warren Beatty. No, but it was Hollywood something. But they're still on the book, Operation Hollywood. Yeah, Operation Hollywood. But yeah, but you gotta read this book. It's called Operation Hollywood. No, but this, I don't know, but this book, how the Pentagon shapes.

Starting point is 00:37:22 Yep. You're essentially the book. The book I'm reading right now, I forget the name of it, but it's the book that the show Blackbird was great off of. If you don't Blackbird. No. I call it Stevie right away.

Starting point is 00:37:32 This Stevie, it's Stevie Blue Eyes eyes. It's Stevie Blue Eyes. Yeah. It's him. It's a young handsome kid. Charming can talk his way out of anything. It's great with people, great social skills. He gets busted in I forget where he's from but he gets busted

Starting point is 00:37:51 You know selling drugs so and he he gets caught and he thought he was gonna be able to do a plea deal and they give him ten years His dad has cancer and him is dad or best friend say don't fuck out of you get out The FBI come to him and go hey there's a serial killer in the worst prison in America. We have them right now for one murder. We's committed like 15. We need you to be friend him and get more information we can find the bodies. If you do that we'll let you out early. He was I don't fucking think about serial killers. They go we know but you're perfect guy for the job because you're so charming and trustworthy.

Starting point is 00:38:24 We're gonna go over there. It's dicey. But if you survive and get this information, we'll let you out of prison. So you're like, fuck, I see my dad. This is all true story. Wow. Agree to it goes over there. This serial killer is a terrible human being, awful human being, become their cellmates.

Starting point is 00:38:39 They're like, right next to each other. Become friends. He gets information out of them. Ooh. It's books, nuts books nuts. Wow nuts. Wow. Yeah So I watched this series. I'm like, what's the great story I've ever heard? It's a real story found the book. It's great damn That's so good. Yeah, well part of part of the This guy being a movie producer was that Israel wanted to create

Starting point is 00:39:02 Think they want to create an air that they wanted to create propaganda for you. That's what Hollywood's doing there. All day, everyday. Yeah. It's interesting, man. But I watch the docs, speaking of the theoretical killers, I guess I wouldn't call them a serial killer,

Starting point is 00:39:15 but it's called the Hatchett, wheeling hitchhiker. Oh, yeah. Did you watch it? No, but here's what I didn't watch it. I saw his face and I went, he's a schizophrenic. I'm not gonna watch something about it Let me give the plot of this so I had nothing to do. I'm in Tampa, me and Jair hang around the the Airbnb

Starting point is 00:39:34 I'm like as things trending. Let me see what's going on here So he goes viral He so so he goes viral because there's an accident. This guy is trying to harm this lady or something. He's a homeless hitchhiker and he has a hatchet. And he defends this lady, according to him, he defends the lady, hits the guy over the head twice

Starting point is 00:39:56 and then turns it to the blade side, hits the guy in the head. And then the interview, he has a bunch of charisma and he's like, you know, he's outgoing, he's fun. And he blows up, I mean, he has a bunch of charisma and he's like, you know, he's outgoing, he's fun. And he blows up. Blow goes viral. This like 2008 goes viral. Almost famous guy in North America at the time was super viral.

Starting point is 00:40:13 All these new stations, all these people are trying to reach out to him. Kim Kardashian's producers go, this guy needs his own reality show. So like, we got to find him. He will only talk this one news anchor that got his email Because he's homeless, but he has a phone so he has email so the guy goes hey, I don't know if you notice But you're gonna make millions of dollars dude like so many people want to work with you They try and find him Jimmy Kimmel because he was doing that back in the day before he got all woke and fun he

Starting point is 00:40:40 Would have people that go viral on the show Jimmy Kimmel has them on So he goes on Jimmy Kimmel has them on. So he goes on Jimmy Kimmel, they put him in the hotel room, he pisses in the lobby. And like, what the fuck are you doing, dude? Oh no, it's crazy. They put him in the hotel room and they said there's like a fifth of Jack Daniels,

Starting point is 00:40:59 he walks in, they go, he doesn't sip it. Goom goom goom goom goom and he another one. Goom goom goom goom all before Jimmy Kimmel. The guy who does Jimmy Kimmel who books all these people, he goes, I see the kids video goes viral, he seems fun answering, he goes, but I'm driving with him by myself, I think myself hold on.

Starting point is 00:41:17 This kid got famous from hitting another man in the head with a fucking hatchet. What are we doing here? This can't be safe. No. Goes on Jimmy Kimmel, crushes it. Jimmy Kimmel goes, you're so fun and fantastic. We're gonna have you back tomorrow.

Starting point is 00:41:32 We're gonna do a segment with you. You're gonna be a real current character on my show. We're gonna do a segment where you watch, you give us breakdowns of famous movies. They don't realize he's fucking crazy. Yeah, he's not always on. they they have him back and they go We're trying to give him to watch zero dark 30. He's just talking about conspiracy theories and they go okay We can't do this just watch the trailer and they go he can't focus. He's all over talking crazy shit leaves nobody hears from

Starting point is 00:41:59 He starts to get more famous on the streets everyone's like oh, it's you. He's all over Instagram, all over Twitter. Everyone's taking pictures with him. But it gets dark because he sings too. He's a musician. So they're gonna get like B-roll. They're like, what do you like to do? He was like, play the guitar. He walks in the guitar center off the sunset. And they're like, it's gonna be terrible.

Starting point is 00:42:18 He's not in guitar. Pretty talented. Start singing. He's like, holy shit, this little legit song. Another musician sees it goes, hey, come with our band. Goes play with the band, gets all drunk, he's out of control. And as he's singing the lyrics,

Starting point is 00:42:30 he's talking about how he killed a guy. How he killed a guy, how he wasn't defending a lady, how that guy, he knew the older guy that he said he was defending a lady against and he gave him a weed, give him some weed, laced with like PCP. And the guy started freaking out and then he started to beat him. And people just saw him beat him, laced with like PCP, and the guy started freaking out, and then he started to beat him,

Starting point is 00:42:47 and people just saw him beat him, thought he was defending him. So the whole thing's alive. And so the leader of the band's like, what the fuck? Who lied? This guy's famous off a lie, this is fucking nuts. So then when he does Kimmel, again, the cops arrest him,

Starting point is 00:43:02 because they're looking for another murder, and they think he's a suspect. So they rest him He gets on bail still make the camel He goes away for a little bit. He like skips town. Whatever He would do some weird gay stuff for pay All the sudden this older gentleman who's up like a judge or some shit in New Jersey is murdered and So the cop goes, well, how was he murdered? He goes, he hit in the head with a hatchet. And he goes, really?

Starting point is 00:43:28 He goes, yeah, and then the cop goes, oh, I remember this famous homeless dude, hit a guy, got famous from that. I don't want this any correlation. They found a bus ticket receipt in the murders where the guy was murdered in his house. Look at receipt, they go, let's go back to the cameras. They see him in that gay judge hugging.

Starting point is 00:43:47 Like, Holy shit's him and he's on, he put in prison for life. I'm sure. But you watch it. But everyone, like the Kim Kardashian's producers who wanted to give him reality show, all these, the person who specializes in celebrity reality shows, all of them are like, I mean, like you talked to me,

Starting point is 00:44:05 you could tell he's crazy and like all of them there, we would call somebody who we worked for and go, hey man, let's get famous, we're hitting another guy in the head with a fucking axe, we're gonna get him a reality show. Like yeah, but it's Chris Money's homeless and so many people vibe with him, but he blew the fuck up.

Starting point is 00:44:20 Well, he's a paranoid schizophrenic. Can I watch him on the white line? It's so interesting. The documentary is so interesting. Let me see him on Jimmy Kimmel. It's definitely worth a watch. So we'll cut this up. Yeah. All right. Jimmy has a tough gig. That's how tough it is.

Starting point is 00:44:34 Well, the kid is clearly up. He's clearly up. But here's so what Jimmy is trying to do there and the kid just mission the missing the cues there. Yeah. What he would do and that's what the producers were saying who were like, yeah, he's a star because, like he had this really nice backpacks on when gave him

Starting point is 00:44:48 after they saw all this stuff, and he saw another guy who had less than him, and in front, he wasn't doing it for the camera, so he grew up the guy in bike hair man, you need this more than I do. Or like Jimmy said, they gave him like 500 bucks. So a homeless guy doing worse, he gave him 500 dollars, like he needs more than I do.

Starting point is 00:45:01 So like, oh, there's a kindness in there. And he talks like that, like this kid's a star. But he's crazy. But he's crazy. But he's not predictable because then he'll go crazy. Well, like when they caught him for killing that guy, they go, what happened? And he goes, man, he goes, so he told me I could stay there.

Starting point is 00:45:18 He was messaging me and was like, you can stay at my house. He goes, stay there. And I was drinking with him. Next thing I know, I woke up and you know, and my pants were down, and he's behind me, and he was raping me. And they're like, you can stay at my house, you go, stay there. And I was drinking with him. Next day I know I woke up and my pants were down. And he's behind me and he was raping me. And they're like, oh, really? And he was like, yeah. And then he got out because they have enough evidence

Starting point is 00:45:34 to book them then. So he got on Facebook, goes, a guy says you can stay his house. You have a drink with him, you wake up. His penis isn't your butt, and your pants are down, it round your ankles, and you wake up with, come on your face. What would you do? I would expect all you to kill him as well? So he like admitted to the murder so then the cop goes interesting so

Starting point is 00:45:52 Just we did some the forensics on the the man who died Both his orbitals were broken which the hardest bone to break in the body besides your femur his His ear was ripped off. He had every rib was broken like he was beat to death. And he goes, and he don't have any marks on you though. And the kid goes, yeah, I have to defend myself. And then he goes, well, that's how you defend yourself. And he goes, oh, crazy. And he goes, do you do the death penalty?

Starting point is 00:46:17 Wow. You're like, holy fuck. Yeah, you know what he's got me on me. He's got the rest of his life in person. Yeah, that's just a kid. So I had a friend who went paranoid, went a little crazy. So what's really sad is a lot of men

Starting point is 00:46:34 in their 20s and 30s, develop schizophrenia. And so you see a lot of people on the street talking themselves, they still don't know why, but it mostly affects men and you end up on the street. It's such a tragedy for a family because there's nothing you can do. Now if they take medicine, they're okay a lot of times. You can control it with certain medicines.

Starting point is 00:46:54 You can control it. But the problem is they don't take their medicine and then they go off on that stuff. And my friend used to, it was so, see, it can be successfully treated. Antisciotic medications. Now, they have some pretty strong side effects sometimes, but they are helpful. So my buddy used to go off his meds, and he would call my other friend and say, hey, a session such as Father's trying to kill me, so I got to stay put. And he'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about? And then my buddy, Jimmy found our friend just on the street corner in front of his apartment, he was on the corner, and he was like,

Starting point is 00:47:33 he was just standing there and he was catatonic. And you know, catatonic is, it's when you're just, your mouth is open and you just stand there like this. Yeah, I've had some fish go catatonic. What's that? I've had fish go catatonic. Okay, well, there you go then. Too much ammonia. Tommy. What's that? I've had fish go get it. Okay, well, there you go then.

Starting point is 00:47:46 Too much ammonia. Too much ammonia in the fucking water sometimes. I probably fish right catatonic. Yeah. But there's nothing you could do man. He would just go crazy. Now, he would get really, really, really paranoid and not sleep for four days and then go crazy whatever it was, but they don't know.

Starting point is 00:48:01 They're not sleeping. They don't know, but that kid was clearly, you're homeless for a reason, you're out there. Waving his mom was like, they interviewed his mom. She's like, you know, normal childhood, because I guess he was saying like, on Mother's Day, he was like, I was gonna get that grew up. I was only allowed two hours of sunlight. My mom would lock me in the room and mom was like,

Starting point is 00:48:16 first of all, that's not true. She's like, he got lots of love. And yeah, I told him to stay in his room a lot of time because he'd be like six or seven years old. I can write this, he'd like, you'd wake up at like 3.30 a.m., he's six. I'd put him back in his room, he couldn't leave the room because we weren't up and he was a young child.

Starting point is 00:48:35 So you want him one around the house by himself. So this is the other thing about schizophrenia. They think that people who have schizophrenia and mental illness are not sleeping. Even though they're sleeping, they're not sleeping. So their brain is not getting into REM. So they're dreaming when they're awake.

Starting point is 00:48:52 So they're having, they're, Jesus Christ. So like, you know how your dreams make no sense? They are awake, but they're actually, their brain is dreaming. So they're in REM when they're awake. That's what they think. So they're trying to figure out a way to get you to sleep.

Starting point is 00:49:04 I know I'm real bossy about, you know fish don't have already M sleep. I didn't know that Isn't that crazy? I didn't now are they always swimming? Well when they swim they because they have to swim to breathe Uh-huh, so once I the brain shuts down when they sleep, but they never get up. Oh, yes Yes, because they have to keep I think giraffes are that way crazy sharks everything see how long giraffes sleep I think it's two hours a night That's it. Yeah a giraffe really a hall Because one side one side of the branch that's all but when it's only one side they never get into r.e.m

Starting point is 00:49:35 4.6 hour. All right. It's all about the same as a draft About five hours really yeah, but that's why I tried to go if I'm not doing stand-up on the bed I'm in bed by 9 p.m. But I'm not doing stand up. Have you seen 9 to 5? Have you seen their sleep cycles are quite short lasting 35 minutes? No, I think it even have you seen the standing Bobbos of India? Who?

Starting point is 00:49:56 Let me say it again. Have you seen the standing Bobbos of India? No, who are they? Well, I'll tell you what they are. They take an oath to never, ever sit down or lie down, but to stand for the rest of their lives. Hell yeah, smart. Even when they sleep. And they smoke copious amounts of weed to deal with the pain. Now, why are they doing this? It's part of, there are certain sex of Hinduism

Starting point is 00:50:23 where you, A corporal impungement tend to help bring spiritual and light. Yes a self-inflicted corporal Punishment yeah bring up some pictures of their their feet and their their it will happen though legs. It's not like healthy No, they tend to die way that guy standing there. Yeah, they'll take turns on each leg and stuff. Oh Wow, they look awful. Yeah, it's not a good thing. It's not good for me. That guy looks like Steve Aoki after 360 five day tour.

Starting point is 00:50:50 Yeah, and people come, people come to talk to him. There's Steve Aoki. People come to talk to them. Let me see the guy with his wiener out. Which one is it? The only one with the wiener out. Well, they get crazy.

Starting point is 00:50:58 See, look at that down there. Look at the chubby one with the wiener out. But go down. Look at that. Yeah. Look at me. Yeah, look at me. Yeah, but you gotta go see what their feet turn into. I did a feat. Right there, go down there, and bobbin'

Starting point is 00:51:11 with one there, right there. Yeah, let's see what that's about. No, that was a camel. That's a camel, your foot turns into a camel. I was gonna say wow then. That was a skinny guy right there. They do some heavy shit and they will smile. Oh, it's so stupid. All the weed. Just to do a coat guy right there. They do some heavy shit and they will So stupid all the weed

Starting point is 00:51:27 Just to deal with cope with the pain. Yeah Yeah, it's like my feet. Oh, no, it's not good. My feeler just like that shit doesn't work Well, no, you need to reset your body and rest yeah Yeah, they sleep what a stupid thing probably right standing bobs Yeah, they sleep what a stupid thing probably right standing bobas But you know, dude, have you fucked these guys in their feet and they're stupid predictor, mate. Look at that These these sitting no Out see it's Adam see it. No, it's what it's Adam. It's pretty. No, no, no, no, you're resting dude. Yep 90 degrees that's that's what you're doing all day. Let's snitch on them. Let's be on a new job. You go around snitch on Bobbys. Bobbys, yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:05 People come and support them. It's so stupid. Yeah. Not a way you want to spend your life. No. Have you started that world phenom show, The Last of Us, on HBO? You just hear about it now? Uh-huh.

Starting point is 00:52:20 Am I the only one? I heard about it too. What the fuck? This is what happens when you just hear about now. Uh-huh. Am I the only one? I heard about it too. What the fuck? This is what happens when you're old.

Starting point is 00:52:31 So it would start off. I'd be so weird if you died just now, you're old. Brennan, did he just die? No, it started off as a video game on my PlayStation, huge game, and then HBO decided to make a series out of it. It, bro, it is, it's a nice, like, so it's only, it's second debut only to game of thrones, 10 million viewers the first night,

Starting point is 00:52:53 last night was the second episode. It is fantastic, right? You don't say. It's so great, so it's basically, like that makes it seem a little like cartoonish, but it's, it's kind of cool because a virus is a quarter-step, it's like this fungus that can't live in human bodies, but somehow adapt to human bodies.

Starting point is 00:53:14 So this fungus takes over human bodies, kind of like a zombie, but more realistic. So these humans get taken over by the fungus. And like last night's episode, not to spoil it, but it started in... I'm not gonna spoil it, look at that. No, I'm not gonna spoil it. I'm just telling you how by the fungus. And like last night's episode, not to spoil it, but it started in... I'm not gonna spoil it, look at that. No, I'm not gonna spoil it. I'm just gonna tell you how the virus started.

Starting point is 00:53:28 It's that virus, the fungus virus. It starts in Bangkok. Somehow it was like the perfect time for the fungus to get inside the body. So, the lady gets it, whatever, and she's like a rice farmer, whatever. The rest, and then you're what happened to her. She goes, she bit 10 other people and killed them.

Starting point is 00:53:44 Oh, so it makes you crazy. I mean, you go crazy. Start fighting. Yeah, just like zombies. But more realistic, so it's not. And they don't look all stupid. When the fungus takes over, it looks like legit, you know? But so they ask this, like, disease specialist,

Starting point is 00:53:59 they bring her and she just topped disease specialist in India, they go, what should we do? And she goes, hold on, the Corset fungus has adapted into humans, and she goes, hold on, the Corset fungus has adapted into humans, and she was that's unheard of, and there's no way to stop if it spreads, there's no cure, there's no vaccine. What happened to this lady when she got infected? She was basically zombie, sorry,

Starting point is 00:54:16 buying people, killing people, and she goes, oh my, I wanna go home. You know what, she was almost seeing my family because the world's over. She was, they go, hold on, so there's no vaccine what she would do, and she goes, you you have to stop start bombing India right now kill everybody and reset She was I want to go back to home with my family. This is the only way you can stop this Jesus if the bomb every single human here before it spreads to the world

Starting point is 00:54:40 Bomb them, but it's just cool because it's more is than zombies. Yeah, it's not real. You're like holy fuck dude the first episode first 10 match like oh, I'm in holy shit I gotta watch this the last on HBO. Yeah, he's not playing around No, no, I'll still drive in this Paper Pascal is amazing. He's everything dude. So he's part of narcos. I've ever heard of it. Oh, yeah game with thrones Yeah, the unburble way to massive talent dude Dude, so he was part of Narcos, you ever heard of it? Oh yeah. Game of Thrones. Yeah. The unbarable way to pass the talent. Dude, look at the show he's been Wonder Woman 1984.

Starting point is 00:55:09 Yeah. The back guy from that. What? Yeah, Mandalorian. He's in everything. He's massive. He's awesome. So good.

Starting point is 00:55:17 He's so good in this. And then I posted this on my Twitter. There's a scene. He's all right. He's all right. He's all right. He's all right. If he wasn't successful, I wouldn't say that. He's all right. He's cool. Yeah, he's alright. There's a scene from a video he's alright. He's alright. If he wasn't successful

Starting point is 00:55:25 I'm gonna say that. Yeah, he's cool. Yeah, he's like a seven but they they they posted a video from actual video game when when a person in his life dies They do that from the actual video game scene and then his scene Dude, it is spot. Oh, you're like holy shit shit. I'm gonna most he's don't tell me anymore. He's so good. Yeah, don't tell me. Oh, you got to start watching it. Yeah, probably the most accurate video game to series.

Starting point is 00:55:53 And I don't I feel bad for people on a video game because they know how it ends and what's going to happen. I was never into the video game. So I'm watching it for the first time. I have. I have no clue what happens. It's so fucking good. Favorite show. It's right up there, Game of Thrones, House of Dragons.

Starting point is 00:56:10 What happened to that actor? There's that fucking actor that was in, uh, he was in. Thank you for not smoking Aaron at Carton. I'll see him in much. He's being a lot of shit. Oh, he isn't like Batman, too, right? Yeah, what happened? Oh, yeah, he's't like Batman too, right? Yeah, what happened? Oh, yeah, he's two-faced from the dark night. Right, but what, something happened. Something, something went on.

Starting point is 00:56:32 Hmm. Or maybe I'm wrong, but I just don't seem in a lot. Oh, you were talking about you. Thank you for smoking. Yeah, he, that's, oh, he was in the core in 2003. Uh, no, he's still doing stuff. He's in, rumbling the dark, the brick layer, ambush. He's still working, doing the damn thing. But he's a two-faced in dark night. That was

Starting point is 00:56:53 a hot second ago, wasn't it? Sure was. That's a lot of actors, right? Like, what the fuck happened to it? It was like so hot and somebody something happened. Why Hollywood won't cast? Oh, okay. Air and Eckhart pretend to lose it. Go back. Yeah, I told you. Air and Eckhart pretend to lose a child and support group while preparing for a role

Starting point is 00:57:13 in rabbit hole. You know, I could reveal the intent of support group preparing to lost their children, pretend to lose his own child while preparing for his role. Too deep. Too deep. He did method.

Starting point is 00:57:23 So did that come out? Oh, wait, no, that's not it here goes go back. That's not it. No, it's getting too mad that may be why I would want cash Yeah, click on that Air net card may have familiar name and face but he's never quite reached the same love fame We claim to enjoy it by some of his peers the actor dramatic turns and films like all right. Oh all the shit. Yep Okay, we seniors Hollywood has seemed to to cool on Eckhart a bit. Although he has no trouble finding stay work So in a while. Yeah, why do you do budget bombs? That's part of it. That's probably the biggest one dude because he's too Face I was huge movie keep going

Starting point is 00:57:59 Carver now film identity. Okay. This is stupid. What did you do? Riding a reputation What's that? Oh, as a reputation being difficult to work with You made to the garden they once took out a professional frustration No, this is stupid. You know what's problem is, he's a white male in Hollywood. Case solved. Uh, there's not exactly chomping the bit to hire a white guy in Hollywood right now. Nothing has a problem with it,

Starting point is 00:58:36 but I'm saying that he's not high demand. You feeling me? You feel me? Okay, you're feeling me? I'm saying you mean black pants are three, Brian. You got it. There you go, buddy. Well, Chen, what do you got to be, uh, should go to some current events? Yeah, just a few, Chen.

Starting point is 00:58:51 Current events. We got some current events. The current events and the current events and news of current events. Funny news stuff. Chen, yeet. Apparently, Georgia's fight is on YouTube now. It was not on for a while. Whoa.

Starting point is 00:59:07 It was on the, which channel would be a Sparshtar MMA? Sparshtar MMA. Awesome. And this is just a little clip that Rich Chau sent me. Okay. I have Georgia after the fight post-fight. So, I'll just play it for you guys, we'll clear it. If I know Georgia's crying.

Starting point is 00:59:20 What the guys is, Georgia chairs? Just finished my first fight. Didn't go the way I wanted to. Chairs? Just finished my first fight. Didn't go the way I wanted to, but God damn it, my proud. My team, they are there for me every second of the way. Thank God for them. I'd like to give a special thank you to Brendan Schobb and Rich. Without them, I wouldn't have made any of the friends I have in that way.

Starting point is 00:59:40 And I, you know, I'm just so thankful. Thank you guys. You're awesome, George. And I'm just so thankful. Thank you guys. You're awesome, George. George, tell us about the walkout. Tell us how to feel, experience, you know, to tell us about the walkout. My walkout?

Starting point is 00:59:55 For one, my walkout song was hit. It was a song, yeah, the system, that little part, the boom, boom, oh, okay. And, you know, I'm a Chicago boy. I had to pick a Chicago rapper. Maybe fit that own little bit. It was pretty surreal. Pretty surreal.

Starting point is 01:00:12 That's awesome. And, uh, Are you gonna keep training? Or, you know, what's that? I'm 100% gonna keep training at Bird Bank Legacy. I would like to look into getting skin surgery from my excess skin, from my weight loss. I've been putting it back a little bit because of this fight program and everything, but I would like to start looking

Starting point is 01:00:34 into that a little bit more, and then after that I'd love to, if my training is going good and I'm confident, I'd love to come back. I should message to all the people that have supported you, all the people of my, all your friends, family, guys, all the luck. Everyone that has been here for any part of my journey, whether it was two years ago, one year ago, one day ago. I don't care. If you were there for me, I appreciate you, you turn around.

Starting point is 01:01:00 You have given me more confidence than I could ever give myself and for that I So good George so fucking good we're gonna get that surgery done man me and bird got money on it. Yes I'm a how much money in real way? I think with you and bird were two thirds of the way How much is it total? I think like round 10 grand, but I want to words of the way. But how much is it total? I think like round 10 grand, but I want to double check. We'll figure it out.

Starting point is 01:01:26 We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out, buddy. Hell yeah. Proud of you, man. But I love you guys. Thank you for that. I love seeing you.

Starting point is 01:01:34 I love seeing you. Like that. Yeah. All right. I mean, what Chin doesn't have on current events, the Asian guy who shot up the plays. Oh, fuck, man. I think I did. I think I did. Why do you got to make it about race every time? It's very rare. An Asian guy who shot up the plays. Oh, fuck, man. I think I did. Why do you gotta make it about race every time?

Starting point is 01:01:46 It was very rare, an Asian guy does that. Hold on, I just saw something there. There's a bunch of stuff here, but I did have the Asian one. Is that one last, huh? No, so I know the story, the Asian guy. So basically, there was a 70-ish-year-old man that was like during the Chinese and Blooner near here. And what was it about?

Starting point is 01:02:04 It was a lot of actions. Al-Hamberra, I think it's a very huge Chinese community in Alhambra. And it was like a, you know, it's like a banquet hall where people would do dancing and all that kind of stuff performing. And the Asian guy that worked there with his family, he's the one that disarmed that guy. So that guy apparently before killed what,

Starting point is 01:02:21 11, 10, 11 people. 10 people, yeah. And then he walked into this borrow them area. And why did he do guy who did it was was a white guy no it was an Asian guy was an Asian guy yeah an Asian guy I thought he said the Asian guy does harm the guy exactly so the Asian guy was a perpetrator and an Asian guy does on got it that's what you know what before I was not Asian why you'd be the for a man I always know got it so then then why was why did you shoot up the place? Why was he so happy? There's no real true, like,

Starting point is 01:02:46 there's no real solid motivation for him. Why did he kill 11 people? Well, let's say, usually there's a reason. You got a parking ticket, and he goes around. Well, usually there's a reason like, his wife was like. So his ex-wife, I think, was at that bar room before, and then she was 70 and he did it,

Starting point is 01:03:00 I'd be like, well, I took a long time for him. He thought they were talking shit about him. Maybe his wife told them stuff, and he thought his wife was talking shit about him. So he, he's I'd be like, well, I took a long time for him. He thought they were talking shit about him. Maybe his wife told them stuff and he thought his wife was talking shit about him. So he, he's just out of his, someone's gonna kill 11 people, 10 people. You're out of your fucking mind. At 70 though, yeah.

Starting point is 01:03:12 I had to be gotten this far in life without stepping in my heart. No, he wasn't 70 though. No, he wasn't, it was 70. Yeah. The guy who did the shooting. Yes. Hold on, dude. You don't know shit about this bad shooting in California.

Starting point is 01:03:23 You don't know shit about the biggest TV. I knew it was, you just got the, you thought it was a white guy. You don't know shit about this bad shooting in California. You don't know shit about the biggest hit in TV. You thought it was a white guy. And yeah, so he did commit suicide. He went to, once a guy got his gun from him, the agent dude, he kind of like sort of stayed around for a little while and then jogged to his van and apparently that's when the cops came and he shot himself.

Starting point is 01:03:39 And then it was holding, huh? I don't see how, if you're not the guy who's gonna shoot him. He didn't want to shoot me this. He's like just go away, get out of here, get out of here. I don't see how if you're not the guy who's gonna get out you don't shoot him. I don't see him. He's like just go away get out of here get out of here. I don't know she. So bro I had a little scare on the plane. I fell asleep off four hours to go red. I was my son at his first football game at Sofie.

Starting point is 01:03:56 So I have to make it on time by 9 a.m. So I take the red. I fall asleep on the plane. I wake up people help. We need help. I'm like I'm sitting first glad plant I wake up people help we need help like I'm sitting first glad they run up like what the fuck run up and my I might I might that I'm like Oh, it's ISIS whatever they have box cutters. Oh, I pop up. There's a guy next to me the Hollywood guy

Starting point is 01:04:15 I'm like the other way I pop up and then they're like he's ever seizure like oh thank God And then I sat down like I was God of some work go now. I want you on the fly I'm like oh, I don't play that shit, dude. I ain't gonna let ISIS take over this plane with box cut You're gonna have more than box cutters, Baba. She go take that you can be popping some heads. Um, I'm be twisting next Catching jacks twist next. Yeah, I'm be I'm become super viral like that moron with the hatchet Yeah, you can be doing some shit there's time your first game That's incredible. Stud. Oh, bossy's crowd. So cute. The boss of Jersey. I don't tell you how crazy your first fucking game is that so far. He's like, yeah, whatever. I'm like, no, it's not whatever.

Starting point is 01:05:03 He went off on them boys though. He's that rock and he's out. That's amazing. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna.

Starting point is 01:05:10 I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna.

Starting point is 01:05:17 I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna.

Starting point is 01:05:24 I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna. The homeless people are like class music. They're like, you're not. They're actually making it really loud too. So apparently that is making, it's actually working. He's showing the data show. Do you want to hang out at 711? Yeah. That's weird, that's what did. I wonder who figured that out. Yeah, like, you Jerry, why you have no homeless now?

Starting point is 01:05:37 I don't know, I just play this loud classic music. Yeah, I mean, this problem is that these fucking they're everywhere and these, these, until they start stealing earplugs. That's, there it goes. I don't know how he found the study but study show in their class me is annoying opera's annoying I'm assuming they're correct because it's working. Well, that's not true I mean for this We got to deal with these people doing drugs and shitting in your you have a business your whole livelihood people came and coming to your store

Starting point is 01:06:00 Hey saying you're the bad guy if you fucking tell them to get out of there. Oh, I stepped in human shit the other day So my son Jits who it's off intro down there guys here. I step in shit I'm driving like turn around cuz Boston tier with me. I love try go when you guys shit your pants like no I'm like hey, I'm driving like man, you know human shit. No worse in my new car doing like who shit their pants do Fuck and I rolled out a window and it's just in my face. I'm like, mother, did I shit my pants? Yeah, I'm checking on like, what in the fuck? I look at my shoe and I there's different thing dog dude This was a fresh human turd on my shoe squished into it See you took this Negro fuck up throw that thing away. Oh, dude, say human shit. Bye-bye human. Bye-bye I don't care if

Starting point is 01:06:45 NASA is too. I don't care if China comes in with those like anti-coop and hose is getting out of it. See you. I mean, boo boo. Someone else is boo boo. Oh, the worst. I mean, if I wipe my ass, I just get a little bit of brown on the thumb. Rest of the day, bro. I'll cut my thumb off. Rest of the day. I can't do it. Mission impossible. so disgusting. Yeah, I Did they ruined everything in San Francisco? They were on the city with that bullshit. Oh, dude I forget today because of the fish tanks. I'm always having my hands in the water. Yeah broke out in hives. Yeah You have a white egg. Yeah, look at look at look at my skin. That's called the egg, bro Yeah, whatever let me see. I'm a tremendous virus of some kind

Starting point is 01:07:23 I'm taking pills for it and I look at spots all in my body now. Good for you. I noticed that. Not my weeners though. Everywhere but the weeners. Lags look like fucking monkeypox. Do you have all that? Oh.

Starting point is 01:07:35 On your legs? Oh, let me see. Oh, you broke out into a fucking... Whoa. That looks like... That's... Oh, well that's the rises. What the hell is that?

Starting point is 01:07:44 It's from... The States from Stras. You got psoriasis. Well, that's Sirisus. What the hell is that? It's from Strasse. You got Sirisus. Yeah, it's from Strasse. Boba and Fish Tank. You got Sirisus. That's not a Fish Tank. That's Sirisus. You have what I used to have.

Starting point is 01:07:52 Yeah, no. You're going through some shit. You gave it to him. But you never had it before then, right? No. So that is classic Sirisus. Remember Brian had it? I had the exact same thing.

Starting point is 01:08:02 Jokes on me. Remember when I made fun of you? Yeah. That's so funny now, is it?. Remember when I made fun of you? Yeah. That's so funny now, is it? Man, you covered your whole body covered? Yes, I'm from my weiner. Now your weiner will get it. I wonder why?

Starting point is 01:08:11 I don't know, but your, you're just making the rest of the body out of weiner all over here. Oh, you covered, right? Oh, I look like a monkey box and fucking... All right, we'll talk. We'll talk. Yeah. What's a bar?

Starting point is 01:08:23 Aren't you born with whatever? That's stress Rehoe? Yeah. What's a bargain? Aren't you born with whatever? That's stress. Stress. And it goes, it's a, it's a gut. It's a gut. It's a gut. Damn. It's like legit.

Starting point is 01:08:33 Surracis. Oh, that's right. Yeah. That's legit. First of all, that was chicken pie. Thank you for sharing, by the way. I like that you're right. What's weird is it's got,

Starting point is 01:08:40 I think we're trying to kid this. This has been 10 years. When you, when you, when you, uh, Oh yeah, I'll give you like, he's on your legs. I had a a few this morning and now it's fun No, that's here to stay. Oh, no. I look like that would be there for a while. Oh no I look like Tom Hank from Philadelphia right now. That's here to stay for a while. Yeah. Yeah No, no, that's that's good old-fashioned. So I'm gonna get my weiner. It's in late. It's an it's an autoimmune

Starting point is 01:08:59 long clear day. Yeah, yep juice. Yeah, I was about to raise when I started getting that. So now it's all gone though, so we're gonna talk. I got some solutions for you. Because the medication they gave me aren't working clearly. Medication are horrible. And they don't let him put you on humor, you can't get life insurance, that's that was terrible. Biologics, terrible idea.

Starting point is 01:09:18 Are you already on it? I don't know, they gave me like six, like I had to take six pills yesterday. I don't know. Don't be too. And then the lotion doesn't have to be shot. Don't be too... No, no lotion, nothing. You wear a shot. And then I took a shot.

Starting point is 01:09:28 But of steroids. You said it was a steroid. It did nothing. No, no, you don't want to do any of that. You put on my shoulder. Don't do any of that, blah, blah. Well, I did it, but it's not working. All they knew is that it had to reduce the inflammation,

Starting point is 01:09:38 but that's a function of some other stuff. Well, that's what happened. Look at that one, though. The white egg. A lot of stress. It's only from fish Fish are stressing me out. Huh more work. It's more work. Yeah, that's cool I'm just gonna air it out for a little bit. It'd be fine. I don't way worse. I don't want to see what my tummy looks like right now Yeah, you covered. Yeah, that's good. I was covered These things on your face though. Thank God

Starting point is 01:10:02 Well, it'll get on your face, but not careful. It can go. Oh, no, I gotta get it from that. There's a yellow on my face on here. You won't see me for a while. Can't touch the face. Fine. Not the face.

Starting point is 01:10:14 Not the face. But I went through that. Yeah, I remember when you all stressed out. Rogan told me with my shirt off, we were in Vegas. I just finished working out. I was in great shape and he goes, God damn, he was like that. He was like, you're worried, I'm worried about you.

Starting point is 01:10:28 Covered. Well, you should be worried about me, you wrote it. But it never came back. All right, let's go on to the next thing. It's all a lachee. It's gonna get, so it's clumps of skin. So it's the skin clumps up and produces more skin. Cells and you need, I guess. and that's what psoriasis is

Starting point is 01:10:47 Now problem with that is that that'll turn that that'll turn the story out of arthritis You got to be careful because you can get arthritis with that I'm taking a picture of that for me. So I can send it to my dog. Well your dog's not gonna say bye Well, I've been down the rabbit hole. Please talk to me like my dog is not gonna say it My dog's gonna go like this. He's gonna go, yeah, see you in a thousand times. Go to that one. He's not going to do anything. If you want to go into heavy drugs, you can.

Starting point is 01:11:09 I really recommend, I strongly recommend against it. I like drugs though. Yeah, I don't think they're going to work for that. All right, well, I've ate, so that's cool. Are they, enjoy me on the air for the next three days. No, it's, it's, there are certain things you got to fix about your life. You're, you're, you're stressed about some stuff.

Starting point is 01:11:26 Yeah, I get a fire more people. I'm gonna change, make some change. Are they painful or itchy or not at all? I don't even know what's happening. You don't even know what's happening. I, I, I, I, I didn't think it was that bad to I fucking get in the light. Yeah, that looks so.

Starting point is 01:11:37 And now anything you eat, can I go to a hot tub? It's super sensitive about what you eat. Now, anything you eat, you're gonna eat something like you might have some dairy or something and all of a sudden it's gonna boom. You think? Yeah, because that's where your body's at right now. Well, I don gonna eat something like you might have some dairy or something and all of a sudden it's gonna boom. You think? Yeah, because that's where your body's at right now. Well, I don't eat dairy, so jokes on you,

Starting point is 01:11:49 unless there's pizza around. All that stuff. I'm just sending this to my dark. Kanye's new Australian brother. Like, is this the imagination? No, it's not. She smokes a cigarette bare-breasted sun-based in tiny bikini and shows off curves

Starting point is 01:12:01 and newly unearthed photo. So Kanye was secretly married not too long ago, and the girl is super, like super hot. She looks a lot like Kim Kardashian, as you can imagine. She is, she is just impossibly hot. God! I'm stupid! Shit!

Starting point is 01:12:19 I know. That'll take your mind off, that'll take your mind off some stuff. That'll take an anti-Semitic, get you this. I'll tell you one thing. One thing we know, she's not Jewish. Oh man! Fine, dude. It's frustrated.

Starting point is 01:12:39 God, that is stupid. And she's brilliant too. She's like a designer for a... I forgot what it was, but yes. My God. That is architectural designer at easy business. She's, well, she's built this building. I don't buy it. I don't buy that she does anything but that, but that's all good.

Starting point is 01:13:00 I don't buy it. No, she does, that's where they met. Yeah. And apparently she had to change her hair color because people were saying she looks too much like him Kardashian. I don't know if that's real or they met yeah, and apparently she had to change her hair color cuz people were saying she looks Too much like him Kardashian. I don't know if that's real enough, but that's her with short hair blonde hair That body sure her hair. I'm a fan I'm a huge fan. I don't care. I don't know where that's it. Yeah, they got married and celebrate at a an Arby's

Starting point is 01:13:22 But she's smoking hot. She is. That's doing weird things in my wiener fellas. Get it out of here, kid. All right. God. Did you ever heard about this? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:13:33 Okay, so this is kind of tricky. So there's an arm diner. Yeah. Someone came in to rob. I don't know if we can play the video though. So the video shows a guy coming in with a mask. Show Brandon, I want his take on it. We won't.

Starting point is 01:13:44 Eric. So this is the guy in the restaurant. Because Ibarry I said if that if I was around that Asian shooter I'd take his gun shoot him so he's got a gun. He's waving around he's stealing from people Yeah, this guy needs money because he's robbing a fucking show now our sis so this guy right here this Diner yeah, he got him in the back. Yeah, he got him murdered him Yeah, I mean because you don't know if the guy's gonna turn a shoot. Yeah, I mean, you get it. Fuck yeah, you get it. But he's in there with a gun.

Starting point is 01:14:10 He's got to face a grand jury now. The grand jury, it should be 12 Nathans. No, no, because the reason why it's controversial is because it's back to him. Aparano, after he shot him, he went back to the thing. Yeah, but when back up to the register stand, whatever, handing people back their money and they came back and shot him in the head again. To make sure he's dead, yeah, he does the gun. I mean, apparently he was, he was done, and he just shot him in the head again.

Starting point is 01:14:31 Okay, but if he's already done and he wants to double down on it, and then he never left, oh, sorry, he never stayed for the police to come, he left in his truck with his partner. Yeah, because he's a fucking savage, dude. You think he's a way around to give a report? Well, once you guys got it, damn hero. Once we know exactly what happens? It'll make more sense But if he's a little bit like Sammy the book Revano right there

Starting point is 01:14:49 Yeah, it's like my father if the guy is dead already right? He's on the ground dead And then the guy walks back later and shoots him in the head and they leaves. It's kind of like what you doing this For like because you want to shoot this time, but it doesn't matter Why maybe he's a sociopath and he's always wanted to do this. I don't give a fuck. If I'm there with my family, my kids, this guy does that. And then, look at the guy sitting next to him. Yeah, and also the person or the people that own the restaurant, they're like calling the hero,

Starting point is 01:15:13 they're thankful that he did. Hell yeah! But I mean, I don't know the details. What's the investigation comes out of? You watch the actual video, you can see it. Is there an actual video? But also, but also for that piece of shit that went in there with a gun, that's the risk you take.

Starting point is 01:15:30 And this isn't Houston, so license and conceal out there's fine. I was just on customer who brought the big question. Could he be charged? Or was it? Charged for what? Being awesome? Yeah, he's like, hey, guilty for being awesome. Has he pissed here?

Starting point is 01:15:44 He's pissed here to kill the guy because it was a joke. Yeah, he was just a fucking guilty for being awesome. He pissed. Yeah, he's pissed. He had to kill the guy because it was yeah He's pretty he was just a fucking toy you would be upset But also if you pretend you have a real gun. We can't assume it's a toy of course not you're gonna do whatever it is You get out of there safe and fucking blows brains out. You scared your heart speed Dude and I got nothing to lose. I got fucking a you don't think I'm gonna blow your head off Dude and then you're gonna be in in this line. You just follow him. I'm slowly turning to you You're turning to me. I got fucking a you don't think I'm gonna blow your head off to the rice and then you're gonna be in in this line You just follow him I'm slowly turning to you turning in the me. I got two more days I know there he's come off on my birthday Oops

Starting point is 01:16:12 Birthdays in two days. I never said that let's go if I rub my skin on yours We use the rice to come back. I'll give you that for your birthday. It's not contagious You think I'm still okay if I still go on hot tub and stuff? Yup. And put my hands in first take? Yup, I'm going to make a difference. Perfect. What else you get, Chin? Give us one more. One more.

Starting point is 01:16:30 This is great. DeMar Hamlin. He was at the game on Sunday. Watch the hoose. Love it. But it's cool that he was actually showed up. Let me see it. Let me see it.

Starting point is 01:16:40 Let me see it. Let me see it. Let me see it. Let me see it. Get it. I love it. This is him And it's all sweet He has a mask on he's covered up. We don't know who this is, but it's still a little delicate in his help. It's likely him Yeah, I love that shit. That's pretty cool.

Starting point is 01:17:06 That's pretty cool. I think since I would take it easy on, but they beat the shit. I gotta tell you, since in 89 there's daddy. That's exactly what I think. I think they're gonna beat the chiefs. I hope so. That's Joe Broder. Joe Broder.

Starting point is 01:17:18 My son asked for a Joe Broder's the last night. He's gonna say, I'm right buddy. Listen guys, if you like football, but if you like hockey, I'm in Edmonton, Alberta, Edmonton, Canada, the comic strip February 23rd, 24th, 25th, then I'm in Nashville, Tennessee, Zane. Two, three and four. Then New York City, New York,

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