The Fighter & The Kid - Don't EVER Disrespect the Hell's Angels | TFATK Ep. 1008

Episode Date: July 11, 2024

The guys are back from getting sick and talk the original ending to American History X, Bryan's interview with former Hell's Angels member George Christie, hyena's, Saddam Hussein's love for Cheetos a...nd Fruit Loops, Chael Sonnen's thoughts on Michael Chandler vs Islam Makhachev, Rampage Jackson's 69th birthday cake to his father and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER Kikoff - Get your first month for a dollar. That’s 80% off the normal price when you go to: https://getkikoff.com/FIGHTER True Classic - True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored Happy Hippo - https://happyhippo.com/pages/brendan-schaub Promo Code: TFATK for 20% OFF for LIFE! Sportsmans Cove Lodge - Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” at checkout for 10% off your first trip! Fieldcraft Survival - https://fieldcraftsurvival.com/fighter Use code: Fighter20 for 20% OFF Training and Product

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the high and this is makes okay I'm glad you said this so it's a medium and I'm probably starting to push large No, cuz he cuz daddy's been lifting. Yep. It's not that you've looked the exact same. I've known you for A little bit more... Oh, I know, sure. Like a little tighter. Sure, you look exactly the same whatever you do, which is fine, right? No, no, I don't like that. But our boy Ryan at True Classic, here's my request from him.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Could we do the mediums fine on the body and then let's do the arms large in length? Well for me, because I... Just for you. Well you're seeing too much of this. Is that the problem? Is it too high and does it look a little gay you. Well, you're seeing too much of this. Is that the problem? Is it too high? And does it look a little gay? Is that what you're saying? Yes.
Starting point is 00:01:10 It does, right? I don't wanna say it. When you have, when the, when my, my arms are tricky cause they're a little short actually. Like my legs. I got a long torso. You have long legs. I don't have long legs.
Starting point is 00:01:21 Short legs. Really? Yeah. I have my heights in my neck and my torso. It's a bummer. Oh, I don't know. It's not a real height. You look like you have long legs. I know. Yeah, I have my heights in my neck and my torso. It's a bummer. Oh, I don't know. Long legs, long nose. Yep. Long nose, short legs relatively, actually. So, and I'll tell you what really makes me feel good when my 16 year old daughter, when her hips are where my hips are, but I'm way tall. Is she your height now? No, but she's her legs are as long as mine because she has like your mama right her mama portion yeah long legs daddy's got short legs so my legs my hips are where her hips are but i'm
Starting point is 00:01:51 way taller because i'm not proportioned and that's the way it goes something i was laying in bed with tiger last night me and tiger and boss were laying in bed watching for you some cracking move is actually really good and tiger's like you know in his boxers I'd grab his time like dude, dude. You got your mama's thighs on you, bro, bro But his thighs are like I was like this such a good thing dude. He's like really I'm like, yeah Don't don't anybody give you shit for having thick legs, dude He's a mini he looks like he looks like trout looks like, he looks like Trout. He looks like Sam Trout. Yeah, it's like just so. Mike Trout.
Starting point is 00:02:26 He looks like Mike Trout. Sam Trout. Yeah, Sam Trout. You're missing out Sam Stout. Sam Stout, yeah. But Mike Trout, he looks like Mike Trout. He literally, I was looking at him, I told you. He's got a tail piece, he's got like thighs, he looks like he plays professional baseball.
Starting point is 00:02:39 And I've told you, when I was grabbing him, we were wrestling around, I'm so used to my 12 year old son who's built like me. He's basically a puppet. Like he's just like this, wiry. He's a Greyhound. Your son is as thick and as strong. Dude, he had the bug too. So the whole family, if you listen on Monday's podcast,
Starting point is 00:02:59 I think it's the worst podcast we've done in however many years we've been doing this. Dude, my baby girl got the first bug, she's a baby. I'm like, many years we've been doing this. Dude, my baby girl got the first bug. She's a baby. I'm like, that's not going to pass on this. Then Tiger got it. Then Bossy got it. Then my girl got it. And you were like, I'm healthy. I'm fine. I take stuff like peptides, all sorts of stuff from my health, my immune system. I'm like, I ain't going to get it. It was all good. Worked out Monday morning. Bran my mouse, did my thing all good. Literally noon hit. I was like, man, I don't feel very good.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Now we're, I was trying to go through the podcast. It was like, Oh dude, this is bad. From you said, Oh, Oh man, I'm sick. Sick. Yeah. It went zero to a hundred. Now I was driving home. My lightning have AC, a sacrifice speed for quality.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Uh, so I don't have AC and it was 110. I don't have the windows down. Dude, I was like this. Dude, I was sweating. I was going, down the highway. I'm like, I better pull over and get some water, man. I was not- Well, your wife, like my wife and like many wives,
Starting point is 00:03:59 doesn't give a fuck and doesn't want to hear it if you're sick. And in fact, it annoys them. Your wife was at Erwan and I said, how's Brennan? And she goes, oh God, I had the same thing, but he's like, he's so sick. And I was like, hey. Amen.
Starting point is 00:04:16 When I'm down, I'm down though. Exactly with my wife. My first wife and my current wife, like if I'm sick, there's no, you're not getting any, they think, my first wife would literally if I'm sick, there's no, you're not getting any, my first wife would literally, I was sick. Did she get annoyed? She walks in the room, we were in Europe,
Starting point is 00:04:32 and I'm lying there, and I just couldn't get out of bed. I'm like, I need today. I need till at least three in the afternoon to sleep this off or I'm gonna die. And I just, and she walks in the room to get something, and I crack my eyes open, and I can see her, I just and she walks in the room to get something and I crack my eyes open and I can see her she just walks in and just rolls around at me and Two days later I go. Hey, let's have a little talk cuz I had my eyes crack. I saw that
Starting point is 00:04:56 Yeah, you think my girl wouldn't know like dude. I have how many times I had kovat. I've worked all through cut I work out. Oh, come on, dude. dude I never sick never but daddy has to shut it down something's up yeah and you got mocked he was like he's so dramatic hey he's throwing up throw a nice everywhere dude didn't she tell you to blow up another bathroom yes you need to go somewhere else I was like you're out of your goddamn Yeah, she's like, you need to go somewhere else. I was like, you're out of your goddamn mind. So she's like, don't use your own bathroom. She's like, don't use my bathroom. I'm like, first of all, not your bathroom, our bathroom.
Starting point is 00:05:31 And do you think I'm going to go to another one? Go downstairs? Yeah, you think I'm going to rush downstairs? No. I'll do it, but it's going to get messy. No, I pay the rent here. I pay this much. Yeah, finally I started feeling better.
Starting point is 00:05:42 Finally. Dude, that night, because you talking about something in Texas I put dude so sick don't give a fuck then respond back. I think Chuck Norris. Oh, I didn't know I was funny. Oh, that was so funny, right? You're like, yeah, you don't respond. It's funny I know I'm like, hey, who's that race car driver in Texas? I go that truck driver in Texas Yeah, I go dude. Don't give a fuck so sick dying and then I fall back up Chuck Norris question mark After that tax right seven o'clock I fell asleep I was asleep from seven to seven Well, I was sick. I was I was with Ryan
Starting point is 00:06:15 Ryan Bartlett it from true classic and we were asking who could be good sponsors Yeah, they're looking to sponsor people and I was like that truck truck driver the guy who races trucks whose friends I mean, I just know him as a good people. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy.
Starting point is 00:06:31 He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy.
Starting point is 00:06:39 He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy.? Yeah. Hell yeah. He's a great guy. Great guy. Great guy. I mean, I didn't realize how good he was or anything. I just, I mean, I just know him as people. He lived in San Diego for a while. I think he's somewhere in Nevada though.
Starting point is 00:06:54 He'd be, I said, I said that's the guy you should, you know, you need men, you need dude to are like, who do shit, like who really do stuff. What's his thing? What kind of, he tried, he raised Trophy truck racing. Yeah. Badass. Bad, badass badass legit badass. Yeah big boy, too Tall Yeah, I don't want to describe BJ's big boy he's big mom six three Yeah, big big so big he is yours obsessed with size and our definition is big is different. Yeah, you're uh, That base. Six of four? Yeah, he's a big guy. Yep. Six forward. No, no, that's him getting a fight. So that's him talking about the guy in front of him was six four two hundred
Starting point is 00:07:41 Seventy. Let's read the context a little bit. We're just scanning, dude. But, okay. You said it, Jim. But he's every bit of 6'2. He might be 6'2? Yeah, easy, easy. But you wouldn't call a 6'2 guy a big boy. I'd say he's probably 6'4, Baba.
Starting point is 00:07:58 No, I don't think he's my height. 6'7, there it is. No, that's his production track. It's getting hard to find his height. Oh there it is. Well damn it Literally, it says BJ Baldwin age height You're just on it. There it is Unknown really works you read Brian. This is unknown. Yeah, he's tall No, you know what get pictures of him. Just get pictures and you'll see no that doesn't help
Starting point is 00:08:21 No, it does cuz I know how tall people are no, but I've met him. Get him standing next to Matt Best. Put BJ Baldwin, Matt Best, because Matt's about six feet, six one. Watch this. Oh, can't see it here. Just pictures of him sitting down. There's probably a lot of pictures of him sitting down. Oh, I got an idea. Why don't I text him? There you go. You fucking idiot
Starting point is 00:08:50 Yeah, see him standing next to that guy go down that short guy. Yeah, that guy's six foot eight Yeah standing, but I mean look at the angle Brian. Yeah, that's that's Towering over that guy. I Think you're gonna be surprised. I think you'd be pleasantly surprised at BJ's. No, I think he's 6'2 or 6'3 That's not him and that's Matt Martelli and he's definitely not tall You see how long BJ's arms are but here's the point yet. No one would describe him as a big guy. But isn't that weird when you say that though, isn't that weird when like if Ryan's't you know weird when like if Ryan's I own sponsor me like yeah That's a big boy
Starting point is 00:09:29 Yeah, I wouldn't call six two guy a big boy. No, I think he's taller than six two. I think he's about six three But you know, so he's tall he's probably six three maybe two hundred pounds Yeah, I think he's I think he's gonna surprise you with the stats. Tell him we're having a debate right now. I did. Say 6'3". 6'3". Yeah, 6'3". He's a big boy.
Starting point is 00:09:50 That's a legit tall person, 6'3". You'd say tall. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think big, but he's also not thin. He's big. Oh, no. Big head, big bones.
Starting point is 00:10:00 Oh, man. I disagree with that. Really? Yeah. Big hands. I don't hold up the podcast too much, but no, I wouldn't define him as a big guy. Well six three is a big guy. He's a big guy, but he's a big guy He's not skinny. He's big there Yeah, I don't know who this she's six foot four. She's 200 pounds. She's 200 pounds. She's 200 pounds. He's right
Starting point is 00:10:21 400 pounds. Yeah, he's probably 200 pounds 205 210 Yeah, right looks like a big dude. He does you don't be that you don't be like you don't be like 230 for yeah racing trucks Usually yeah say a little break buddy. I want to break how making money and watching sports my good time Be a sports fan right now dudes. You're bet on the WNBA and I'm betting on MLB. Dude, you can bet on the UFC. You got big UFC's coming up. Oh yeah. You got Jake Paul, Mike Perry coming up next weekend, but do it with our friends at DraftKings.
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Starting point is 00:12:13 He'd be a good guy for their t-shirts. Yeah. The point is no matter what his size is, he'd be good. Look at that. A whole family there. They all play in the NBA and look at how much taller he is. No, he's a legend too in the truck space. And just a great guy.
Starting point is 00:12:26 He's my first call when I crashed my truck. Oh really? First call. Oh wow. Yeah, he's good. First call. Good people, man. And he defended me too.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Cause you know, everyone's like, oh, dumb ass. He's like, you idiots. If you never flipped a truck, you're not, you know how many trucks I flipped? Yeah, he ain't never had 1200 horsepower under that hood. He has. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he does wild shit.
Starting point is 00:12:43 You know, he's, he's one of the, he's such a good guy. Yeah. He'd be great for true classic. Yeah. Yeah. Great. Um, that's who I'll, send that. I want my fucking, I want to, I want to piece that commission. Just kidding. Just kidding. Yeah. They need just to make longer sleeves for you though. That's the whole point. Dude, I'll change right now. Do you want me to change? No, I like it. I think you look handsome. I have another true classic shirt right over there. Dude, you know what? Sky blue.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Dude, you know what I heard? I don't know why this just popped up in my brain. Me and Jay were talking about this. He sent me this stat. We were just talking about movies and some of the great movies. You know American History X? That's what reminded me, your outfit.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Yes. So American History X, all he did is wear white shirts. You know American History X? The original script was written at the end. So the way it, spoiler alert, came out in the 90s. But remember in the end, he gets out of the neo-Nazi stuff. He's trying to get his brother out. They're trying to do better. His brother goes to high school, gets shot by the black guy and dies.
Starting point is 00:13:42 In the actual script of the movie, the way it ends is he goes back into the... Aaron Brotherhood? Yes. Because he was trying to show him like, no, they're not that bad, whatever, and his brother gets shot by a black dude. And then the actual, the original script was, he goes, all right, fuck this, and goes back in. But the director was Jewish. It was like, absolutely not. Oh shit. So my, my, I had, I might've made all that up, but I'm pretty sure I read that.
Starting point is 00:14:09 Looked that up. Yeah. Yesterday I had George Christie on my podcast. Related to Chris Christie? So I'm glad you asked. Same way. George Christie was the guy who took over the Hells Angels after Sonny Barger went to jail. Okay. And he's And he's one of the original. Hold on, let me read this real quickly
Starting point is 00:14:27 and then we'll do your thing. Here. The end of Immigration is tragic because while Derek succeeds in convincing Danny, deserted, there it goes, it was originally supposed to end with Derek then looking in the mirror and shaving his head, signifying that Derek had every intention
Starting point is 00:14:46 on returning to the gang. Yeah, but the Jewish director was like, nah, I don't like that ending. Wow. That'd been a way more powerful ending. And then part two would have been lit. Who was the director of that movie? It'd been great.
Starting point is 00:14:58 I forgot Edward Furlong was in that movie too. He was great in that movie. That movie was so good. That's one where you watch like, holy shit. I don't think up until that time there was anything that invasive on that subject. And you know it was always black and white because it made Edward Norton look bigger.
Starting point is 00:15:14 And he was on record saying, he's like, everyone was like, oh, what were you, 222? And he's like, I wasn't that big at all. He's like, but he was black and white, I looked jacked. But he said he was never that big. I mean, do you remember watching that and then when he tells him to bite the curb? Oh, the Kirby wild Wild makes me sick thinking about it Tony K. Okay, okay That's an interesting beard. Okay, you sure that that movie would have a different yeah, but I had George Christian
Starting point is 00:15:40 Dude, I love you know, I love the Hells Angels. Yeah, famous, famous Hells Angel guy. So he took over after Sonny Barger went to prison? Yeah, yeah. And so, so George Cristian. So for the listeners that don't know, Sonny Barger started the American chapter, he started in Ventura. Yes sir. And then went out to Phoenix.
Starting point is 00:15:56 And George Cristian still lives in Ventura, there he is. And what's his... Oh, I know that guy. Yeah, dude, when you talk to a dude like that. Dude, why would you tell me? I was here yesterday. Yeah, this is when you talk to a dude like that, why would you tell me? I was here yesterday Yeah, this is my studio you weren't here about I don't care at all. I would have been sick I would have you would have come see him fuck. Yeah, dude. He's in Ventura Oh, look, he said come visit me. We should go out and we should go to the clubhouse. Yes. No, well, he's out bad now
Starting point is 00:16:19 He's out bad You know why cuz he did the docs and he's like unreal You know how the mafia guys got really big on podcasts, like doing the ins and outs of like the mafia. Now the hells angels, some of the old heads from the hells angels doing the same thing. It was my favorite series. It just ended. It was I think on A&E. It was like the eight part series on the hells angels. I love hells angels. Shit. Absolutely adore it.
Starting point is 00:16:41 But you, you talk to them. First of all, what's, of course, what's interesting about dudes who ran an organization like that is how smart they are, how shrewd. Oh, Bubba, he could have ran Apple. Oh, he could have run Apple, dude. You are correct. That's where people get confused. He's playing with way higher stakes.
Starting point is 00:17:00 And way higher stakes. Jail three times, beat the case. His daughter literally represented him. And his daughter looked at him, she goes, she goes, let's go for a walk in between, in the trial. She goes, what are you doing? He goes, what? She goes, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:17:17 You got money, you don't need this. He's like, the Jews, I need the Jews. Of course. And he's just, but talking to him about jail politics, the Aryan Brotherhood, what it's like to go there as a leader of the Hells Angels. He went there and they were like, the Banditos were waiting for him, but they were like, hey bro, we got a bunk for you, we got everything, because they were like, the mob guys, all those mob guys, like the minute he gets there, it's like a homecoming.
Starting point is 00:17:46 They're like. Of course. Well, you know who does the. Oh, they like him. Oh, yeah. Oh, they're not gonna touch him. No, no, no, yeah. He's a celebrity. Yeah. No, he runs everything. So the mob uses, allegedly, gotta say that these days, the mob uses Hells Angels to do a lot of their dirty work. Yeah, a lot.
Starting point is 00:18:01 The Hells Angels, you're talking about the most successful underground gang of all time. You know they have chapters all over Europe, Russia, Asia. No joke. They're the most successful. Oh, and they have lawyers and they have merch. Correct. Legit business. Legit business.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Legit business. Okay, I probably should watch the documentary because I just don't get how that's possible. Because this is where you fuck up. Because they're not a gang. They're a club. But he said that. They're a club. They're a motorcycle club.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Don't call them a gang. They're a club. It's a motorcycle club that may have some criminals in it. Let's be careful. And to his point, I'm with him. There's going to be a few bad apples. It's a club. Same thing with the Mongols.
Starting point is 00:18:41 We can't control everyone. Mongols are a motorcycle club. Mongols have a little different story. They're a little more violent. But with the Hells Angels, a legit business, yeah, we have some bad apples. But most part, they give back the community. I mean, the Mongols, you know, the Mongols made their name, they started, I think, in 75,
Starting point is 00:18:57 they started warring with the Hells Angels. Well, the reason the Mongols- So you know about this show. Oh yeah, I got my back better. Mongols started because the original, the Mongols guy didn't get accepted to Hells Angels, so he started the Mongols. Hells Angels is the original.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Right. And the reason Hells Angels started, guys came back from war and didn't feel like they fit into society and they didn't want to live by society rules like nine to five jobs. So you have these nomads who are dudes dudes on motorcycles and then they started the Hells Angels.
Starting point is 00:19:23 Yeah. And what do they allegedly do that's illegal? Again, they give back to the community and they fix motorcycles. They have motorcycle shops. Yeah, allegedly there might be some gun running. Like he, they would try to catch him on things like, so he said he was smart. Usually it's tax evasion, racket tearing, where where they get where the motorcycle gangs fucked up same with the mafia And this I'm not the Hells Angels of my motorcycle club
Starting point is 00:19:50 I'm talking about other gangs not the Hells Angels, but the rest of them that their big thing is drugs Trafficking drugs and then now human trafficking is really big for not the Hells Angels Their motorcycle saying there are motorcycle gangs out there. That's all you're saying. Yeah, but Hells Angels. They're a motorcycle club. You're just saying there are motorcycle gangs out there. That's all you're saying. Yeah, but Hells Angels isn't one of them. Okay. They're a bunch of dudes who give back to community
Starting point is 00:20:12 and have the most fire merch on the market. Now, George Christie is a guy who is 77 and all his friends, everybody came out of the other end jail are dead. Oh. Oh, it doesn't end well for a lot of the guys. What he would say is they'd say, hey, we're gonna go fire a bomb at that motorcycle club.
Starting point is 00:20:29 And he would say, don't do that. No, I don't wanna do that. So if he said, don't do that, chances are maybe he meant something else. He checked it out. But him and Sonny Barger, did you get any, God, I wish I was there, I could help that. Yes, but I wish.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Him and Sonny Barger hated each other. Yes. Who's Sonny? Sonny Barger was the founder. They told Sonny Barger hated each other. Yes. Who's Sonny? Sonny Barger was the founder. Sonny was the founder. They told Sonny and he can't. And he talks like this now.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Yeah. He thought he was going to die. Turns out he didn't die. So Sonny Barger, when they started in California, he left, started the Hells Angels chapter in Arizona, but then they were conflicting. Yeah, it was a bad issue. Yeah. And then them and the, so you know how the Yankees and Red Sox, there's the Mongols, Hells Angels.
Starting point is 00:21:09 But nobody's bigger than the Hells Angels. Worldwide. They had a bug, they had a mold, they had a guy infiltrating. Gets them every time, dude. And the guy showed up with a cast. And he looked at him and he goes, how'd that happen? And the guy goes, fell off my bike. And he goes, huh.
Starting point is 00:21:23 And you know what bugged him about that? You know why he didn't. And the guy kept trying to engage him in conversation. And he was a hells angel. And he was like, he just kept saying, nah, we shouldn't do that. Nah, I don't want to do something like that. And what, what do you think bothered him about he saw the cast? What was missing?
Starting point is 00:21:39 He looked at me and he goes, guy, you're lucky you don't have any road rash. There's no road rash in there. It's there, huh? Yeah. lucky. You don't have any road rash anywhere else. There's no road rash anywhere else. Just there, huh? Yeah. Weird. So you are always paranoid. You are always paranoid. You didn't know if you were gonna get killed
Starting point is 00:21:52 by something you did within the group, you didn't know. That's why I'm not made for that world. I would love to. They'd force me to enforce it, but I'm too nice. But the anxiety, the anxiety all the time looking over your shoulder. If you're with your homies, dude, brotherhood, that's what I want.
Starting point is 00:22:05 I feel like I find it there. But the problem is I have to do other stuff I don't want to do. Because you like that you like that you're a gear head. Oh, I love a brotherhood. Oh, God, dude. And you're big and strong. Oh, man, I bet they have some cool cars.
Starting point is 00:22:15 Oh, I love denim vests. Oh, man. And the patches. I said to my girl, I go, what was it like? You guys, you didn't drink much. She goes, did a lot of cocaine, did a lot of drugs. It was fun. Because you'd be, you'd'd be no heroin no no heroin allowed
Starting point is 00:22:27 But if you got a bunch of honeys out there, and you're drinking you want to talk about the ladies You understand that they'll steal your girl. We talked about this well hell's angels would but forget about that But when you have a girl, and she's your girl. Yeah, she has to you know it's just the rules I don't make them. I might be hot and sexy. I't know it depends what you're into but they wear your patch. So it's a property of Brian Callan It's kind of hot. I mean in some ways, I mean if you're a biker you can't if she's doing it voluntarily You can't you can't you doing it voluntarily. I'm not a catcher. Yeah. Well, what's what's what's fine? They have a set of rules, dude. Yeah, but The rules are super, that's why they're so successful,
Starting point is 00:23:06 quote unquote, like they have a set of rules. No snitching, none of that stuff. Super strict rules. Also, please understand, if you, bring up some Hells Angels, bring up what they look like, or Mongols, guys, please understand. Do Hells Angels. You got your girl with you, your girl loves you.
Starting point is 00:23:20 She loves you, dude. If you're a civilian like me, you're just hanging out, understand that there's a side of that woman when she sees a dude on a motorcycle who's an outlaw, who's an outlaw and it's got muscles. That's that secretly look at that motherfucker right there. There's something about dudes like that, that girls are like, that's the outlaw.
Starting point is 00:23:41 You just know they're playing a different game in life like that. Like, you'll steal your girl and just know they're playing a different game. They're playing a different game. In life. Like you don't have. You'll steal your girl and you'll shut the fuck up about it. Yeah, but take it easy. But you don't want to have, like they don't want to have kids with them. Like that guy's not gonna protect you. No, no, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:23:53 It's a one night dick down. Like it's not. Right. You don't want to marry that guy. No. No, I mean, Jesus Christ. No. But some do.
Starting point is 00:24:01 Yeah, it's a tough life. Hey, by the way, George Christie, four kids he lost to one son. Here's the hell's angel. Here's the problem with the hell's angels or just biker life in general is your number one priority above family, above faith before anything is the club. So if they ask you to do something and you got to miss birthdays or whatever, every single one of them, when you hear them talk, even, uh, your, your boy, Sonny, all of them, when they have kids, they go, the one thing of them, when you hear him talk, even your boy, Sonny, all of
Starting point is 00:24:25 them, when they have kids, they go, the one thing I regret, I was never there as a dad. Cause you can't be. So the one guy got out, I forget his name, Big Petey or whatever, he was in Milwaukee, he moved, he wanted to get out of it cause he's like, I never saw my daughter. Like it just wasn't a dad. He's like crying on there. He's like, because the club is num, it's all I cared about it's getting that patch You gotta be number one. Yep. So that George Christie's kids all like his son was there came with him His his daughter's lawyer who represented him. That's wild to me. Yeah, man
Starting point is 00:24:54 He's got a great relationship with his kids. This guy was different man. He figured it out He juggled all the balls. He juggled them all still is but to have your daughter be a lawyer Oh, yeah, let's hope and a good lawyer so dope. Yeah to have your daughter be a lawyer? Oh yeah. That's dope. And a good lawyer. So dope. His son's like a math wizard savant. Yeah. His other son died. You know the thing is, his dad probably has a pretty
Starting point is 00:25:11 high IQ to run that level of a business. Trust me. And you're playing with a different game. A high IQ. Yeah. But also like he said, like the funniest people he met were in jail, the smartest people he met in federal penitentiary.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Because you're dealing with guys who run major criminal operations. They're not wild boys. And now I feel like it's a little different, you know, like back then they, he said they didn't feel like they felt fit into society. Then they didn't want to live by the nine to five norms. He's same as mafia guys. Like they think people with nine to five jobs are suckers. You also don't get away with shit.
Starting point is 00:25:44 You don't get away with it. So they, you know, they felt they, they were like revolting against society as mafia guys, like they think people with nine to five jobs are suckers. You also don't get away with shit. You don't get away with shit anymore. So they, you know, they felt they, they were like revolting against society norms. Like now, like, I don't know, like in order to get patched and also with the history of them having snitches and cause you've read the book under and alone, it's amazing. Let's take a little break because dude, it's exhausting trying to buy a home or get a car if you have bad credit. Of course. It's the worst. Thank God for kickoff. It's the fastest easiest way to safely jump start
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Starting point is 00:27:53 Under and alone. It's the best like biker ever. Is it about an undercover cop? Undercover cop goes into it, but he gets so into it. So into it, he starts doing the drugs because he was like, I have to, which automatically jeopardizes the case because you know, that's how they would get them. They'd be like, all right, you got to do it because cops can't do it if they're, you know, on the clock. Yeah. He had to fake a death. They had a guy, they're
Starting point is 00:28:20 like, Hey, there's a hit out on you. We're going to take some pictures. We want to make it look like a hit. And then you got to get out of town. So, because they wanted to get them in the club and patch them. So he pretended he killed a guy, took pictures, send it to, you know, the leader and like, all right, that works. And then they were giving them a patch. And, but even when they were giving the patch, they did this. They're like, sit down.
Starting point is 00:28:39 They said they called him at like three in the morning. He's like, what the fuck's going on? Like sit down. Like we heard you and they're trying to see his loyalty and they're like, we heard you snitched on Billy. He's like, what the fuck's going on? Like sit down, like we heard you, and they're trying to see his loyalty, and they're like, we heard you snitched on Billy. He's like, what the, no I didn't. He's like, dude, we have several guys. And they're like trying to see, and he's like,
Starting point is 00:28:52 you need to, you know, and they're like trying to push him, push him, and he can tell he's like scared shitless, like ah, we're just playing, gave him his badge. And he's like, holy shit, he's like this close. The book's great though. But I think all we got thrown out, because he did like a like, you know, fuck the girls did a lot of the drugs You know, and then the judge was like hey, man, it's we can't use any of this. It's compromised
Starting point is 00:29:14 It's a lot of fun. Oh, I bet he had a blast. I mean in that clubhouse Right. You know when I did Oz there were there were Hells Angels all the time that come visit you just see them See them hanging out. I was like I never said hi Well, like on the set of sons of anarchy It's written based off the Hells Angels and the main guy on there who actually was the actor on the show He got too famous. Yeah, I don't I think they he can't wear his patch anymore But when you get that famous, you're always a Hells Angel We can't wear your patch like you draw too much attention. Yeah, like once you get to certain like you're always a Hells Angel. We can't wear your patch. Like you draw too much attention.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Like once you get to certain, like they're not on Instagram. So there was a Hells Angel on that? Oh yeah. Maybe it was Chuck Zito. No, no, no, no. Because Chuck left. No, no, not Chuck. On good terms.
Starting point is 00:29:54 No, there's a guy, no, it's on bad terms. There's like, dude, you're too big in the spotlight. Like we can't have you associated with us. Cause they're smart, unlike John Gotti or some of these other guys. Oh, okay, happy alone. Dude, we have to... Yeah, happy.
Starting point is 00:30:10 We should go have, if you really want to have lunch or dinner with... I'd love to. Okay, let's do that. Probably lunch. Yeah. They have a website. Hells Angels?
Starting point is 00:30:20 Yeah. Oh, oh, you, I'm, straight business. Yeah, do the Oakland Raiders have a website? Thes angels gonna have a can't wear their shirts and stuff Oh, absolutely. I see not wearing them. No, you don't know you don't I swear I have not a chance you can't wear not a chance can't wear the car. It's the number one rule So that movie I think the biker outlaws is coming out with like Tom Hardy and the bike ride the bike rider He told me that that's legit So here's the here's the issue with that and he gave this warning out to you guys I know it's gonna
Starting point is 00:30:48 like college gonna make like the biker stuff like popular goes do not wear Hell's Angels stuff unless you're ready to answer for it because if you wear Hell's Angels gear and you're not a Hell's Angels this ain't like wearing an LA Ram shirt like you're gonna get called out because think what they're they've risked and the the shit they've done to wear that stuff and then you're not He was on TMZ talking he's like I'm telling you I know it's gonna get popular and people are gonna want to buy Hell's Angel gears like don't buy it Yeah, cuz you're gonna come across the wrong guys and they don't take kindly to that and they're gonna make you back it up He's like I'm telling it's not gonna end. Yeah, you're gonna take that shirt off, right? It ain't worth it
Starting point is 00:31:24 Also, why would you wear a hell's angel? I mean I'm telling you, it's not gonna end well for me. You're gonna take that shirt off right quick. It ain't worth it. Also, why would you wear a Hells Angels, I mean, I'm a fan, but why would your Hells Angels shirt or hat wear out in the Hells Angels? Yeah, you're, yeah. Yeah, how weird is that? You didn't really earn those colors.
Starting point is 00:31:34 And you might run into some Mongols or some other guys from other biker gangs. Nothing good can come from it, unless you're an actual patch. Yeah, you don't wanna be wearing Hells Angels shirt when you run into a bunch of Mongols and then be like, what are you doing, bro? No, then you're with actual yeah, you know what you don't be wearing Hell's Angels shirt when you run into a bunch of Mongols And then be like, what are you doing, bro? No, then you're with your wife and kids. You gotta take it off and punk you'd sit you on the ground and shit
Starting point is 00:31:52 No, it's not good. No that life so stressful though, man. Yeah Yeah, those those main leader dudes. Yeah, but he told me he told me in the 70s He said bombs were going up. They were using bombs, I mean, shit was going. Bombs were blowing up. It was like... Oh, but that was in Milwaukee. He told me they had a machine shop and they had lathes to make silencers.
Starting point is 00:32:17 They had old anti-artillery rifles. They had a whole warehouse down there. I'm talking, they were blowing up buildings. And they were blowing up people's cars like they were straight up but you so every time he went out to his car he would get on his back and look under for wires. Check this out. So the Rolling Stones who's the fucking Mick Jagger for Rolling Stones hired check this
Starting point is 00:32:38 out yeah Mick Jagger hired the Hells Angels to do security for him Mick Jagger decided not to pay the Hells Angels to do security for him. Mick Jagger decided not to pay the Hells Angels. The Hells Angels get home and go, hey bud, all good, you probably just forgot. You owe us, whatever, 60 grand. And Mick Jagger goes, nah, fuck off. He goes, cool, cool, but if you don't pay us, trust me, things are gonna get bad.
Starting point is 00:33:00 It was over the, yeah, it was over, so somebody got stabbed and killed. One of the guys, you can see it on tape, he stabs this guy who's freaking out on LSD. He stabbed him to death in the stands, I mean, right there in front of the band when they were singing. It's famous video. No, no, hold on. The reason he was stabbed, Hells Angels, was the security. Yes. Yes. So a guy got stabbed, they have to pay the lawyer fees, which was 50, 60 grand. Hells Angels go, bro, so a guy got stabbed they have to pay the lawyer fees which was 50 60 grand How's angels go bro? We're protecting you things happen you hired us you owe us 50 grand Mcjager goes fuck off the oh say less
Starting point is 00:33:32 He was supposed to be on a yacht outside New York and they blew it up. He wasn't on the yacht Well, why would you hire them and not pay them? But guess what happened the next day? Mcjager paid you know she Look at that dude. He was the target of an assassination. Wow. Isn't that wild? Wow. Dude. Like dude, think about all the dark arts of gangs and clubs and all this and nobody's been around longer, more successful than Hells Angels. Yeah. They can't get an award? There's no awards?
Starting point is 00:34:07 Hey, listen dude. KTLA can't feature nothing of the good stuff they do? No, no. Nothing? No. Do they get back if community outreach programs? I'm gonna drink myself a magic wine right now. Cause you're getting me all kind of my head swirling right
Starting point is 00:34:22 now. I need to focus. Cause you got me all kinds of. Dude, you drink that maybe you could be the leader of the Hells Angels. You just got me all kind of my head swirling right now. I need to focus because you got me all kinds of dude, you drink that. Maybe you could be the leader of the hells angels. You just got me all kinds of like flustered. I got to focus myself. Cause you start talking about biker gangs, start throwing stuff around. I need a mental performance shot.
Starting point is 00:34:35 You got to step your game up when you hang around the hells angels. Yeah. It's w it's a weird, I mean, I love it. Cause before, even before the 2000 year 2000 it was like you didn't know much about it. And then you didn't even know much about how the mafia worked. The movies let you know a little bit
Starting point is 00:34:51 but you didn't know exactly. And then these mafia guys get out from doing whatever they're stint in prison. And then every mafia also has a podcast. That's not very cool. But it's cool to listen to it after a while. All right, whatever. And then the Hells Angels,
Starting point is 00:35:04 a lot of the Hells Angels guys are doing now like But it's like a lot of those guys who are already out and and now the Hells Angels I think it's a different game now. It's not the same game. It's not the same thing with cameras everywhere You can't get away with anything. It's like a different. It's a different game now It's a different game in the 70s and 80s even the 90s when nobody was looking when you when you went I mean, I remember that. So on third street, on third street, there was a clubhouse.
Starting point is 00:35:29 No, no, no, sorry, in New York City. There was a clubhouse on third street, and it was a Hells Angels clubhouse. And there was a bar called The Edge that they used to hang out in, which was right next door. And man, that was where you'd see them. They'd just be hanging out. Their bikes were there and everything.
Starting point is 00:35:47 They owned a whole building. They sold the building recently for $11 million, but they bought it for 60 grand back in the day. And I remember when there was a rumor, I checked with George Christian, I said, so I heard you guys had a hyena in that basement and you tried to fight a pit bull against that hyena. And he goes, yeah,
Starting point is 00:36:06 I heard that rumor too. And I said, and you had some wild boars down there? He goes, yeah, we had some wild boars. That's what I heard as well. He goes, I go, yeah, I got some stories. He goes, I got stories too. And I was like, yeah, you do. But they had a hyena. Is he writing a book? Yeah. They had a hyena. He's written a book also, a couple of books. They had a hyena down there. Some, one of those crazy dudes had a hyena. And then this other guy had a pit bull, a fighting dog from Corvina, lines, you know, like this real,
Starting point is 00:36:32 like Florida fighting dog. And they said, let's see how this pit bull, that's a champion, will do against a hyena. Probably not good. And they, and you know, pit bulls, man, they just go. Yeah, but a hyena. And he let that thing go, apparently. And that hyena was like, well know, pit bulls, man, they, they just go, and he let that thing go apparently. And that hyena was like, well, here's the thing, dude, I'm from Africa, bitch.
Starting point is 00:36:51 And we fuck with lions, Bubba. Yeah. We fight lions and bit that pit bull on the top of its head. They came over, crushed his head. Yeah. And that was the odds on that fight would be like minus five thousand. Like your pit bulls good. Okay that was the end of that. And the odds on that fight would be like minus 5,000. No, it's a hyena, dude. Yeah, yeah. Like your pit bull's good, okay? That's a good strong dog. Your pit bull from Dade County, Florida is cool, but this hyena's from-
Starting point is 00:37:15 Against other dogs. Where'd you get them? Africa. How the guy got it there? Do you know how much a spotted hyena weighs? About 170 pounds. Bring up the hyena men of Africa. Take a look at this. They weigh about 170 pounds. I type in hyena males about 170 pounds. Bring up the hyena men of Africa. Take a look at this.
Starting point is 00:37:26 They weigh about 170 pounds. Hyena males, not men. They can shoot their bone, can't they? It's H-Y-N-E-A. They have the hardest bite. Hold on, Brian. Give me a second. They have the hardest bite.
Starting point is 00:37:35 Of Africa or Nigeria? They can crack hippo bones. There you go. Yeah, that's a spotted hyena. Here's my problem with hyenas. They have no ass. They donenas. They have no ass. Okay. They don't.
Starting point is 00:37:47 They have zero ass. They have like flat asses. Yeah. They're not. Look at that thing. Look at that. Is it a cat? Is it a dog?
Starting point is 00:37:55 What the fuck? You definitely don't think that thing's a cat. Look at that thing. Look at the head on that fucker. But you're right, Brendan. There's no ass right here. Yeah, no. Hyenas don't have asses.
Starting point is 00:38:03 No, they're built weird. They're built weird, yeah. They kill each other. They kill each other. Look at that guy. Holy fire. Sucking that cobra. What the fuck are they doing out there? The most dangerous animal gang in Africa. Shows one guy just like all cuddled up with hyena. Other guys just, just deep, just deep throating a fucking cobra. Yeah. That guy feeds him out of his mouth. Oh, that's a bad idea.
Starting point is 00:38:27 Sure. It is. You see, I see how they have no ass. See him all neck. Look at how long that would be my favorite animal. But it did. If, if you built the hunches, haunches of a hyena dude, yeah, that one's a little better, but I think he's bred with something else smaller.
Starting point is 00:38:41 Yeah. I think the bitch, some of them, some of the larger spotted hyenas, the Kenyan hyena, whatever can get really big, some of them, some of the larger spotted hyenas, the Kenyan, hyena, whatever can get really big. What's wild is some guy that's right in the seventies. Yeah. That dude somehow wrote a note to somebody in Africa and got a hyena. Well, back then you could buy, there were animal brokers in the seventies where
Starting point is 00:38:58 you could buy lions, you could buy crocodiles, you can buy all kinds of shit. There's still that shit today. Black, black market. Yeah, is it dark web dark? Yeah, black webs. Yeah, you're right though. You can do that today. Yeah Yeah, Hell's Angels is wild No, just stressful though. Yeah Well, that's right. I love it when you find out like he's 77
Starting point is 00:39:18 He goes literally all his friends are in jail or dead all of them and they died in jail You know and some of them and like your boy said this too on the episode, some of it's like the darkest episode are like, oh fuck, it's all fun and games that some are fucking wild and they look for an excuse to be sociopaths and they're bad guys. Like there's this lady, her husband was the Hells Angels and he was beating her and the kid. And then she was going to go tell the cops and she was going to give up the whole operation. And you know, that's, you know, you're dealing with some bad apples in the Hells Angels and And then she was going to go tell the cops and she was going to give up the whole operation. And you know, that's, you know, you're dealing with some bad apples and the hell's angels.
Starting point is 00:39:52 And they went there and they murdered her and the kids. Yeah. Dark, dark. But even your boy was like, that's not how we work. And he was, you know, he was just, that's frowned upon. Cause it's very rare. They don't go after families. Well, you know, hell's angels don't go after family. So you have that one bad apple that did that.
Starting point is 00:40:08 But when you do that, well, then the feds go, Oh, let's see what else they're doing. And it just opens you up to all sorts of horrible shit. You know how the cops caught one of their main guys is, uh, he was like, you know, fucking wouldn't, they could never crack him. None of his friends, one of the leaders. And, uh, but Hey, he had a couple of had a couple girls on the side, had his mistress. So they find out that he's been fucking around on, so his mistress, then he has another mistress. So he's got a wife, he's got a mistress, his mistress loves him.
Starting point is 00:40:41 He's like, you're my girl. And then- But here's the thing, all that's fine in the hells angels, right? You guys are going to do the thing. They're on motorcycles. Yes. They're going to do that. And they have one here.
Starting point is 00:40:50 The number one rule, you can't fuck another member. Oh my God. No, that's no way. That's where we go. But watch this. I thought you were going to go. Nope. So he's got this other mistress.
Starting point is 00:41:00 So the cops go, Ooh, okay. So they go to the main mistress and they go, listen, your guy loves you, huh? She goes, yeah, we're in love. He's gonna leave his wife, whatever it is, or we're in love. That's cool. He's married, yeah, he goes,
Starting point is 00:41:14 but he's spending all his money on this girl. Yeah, got him. She was so mad, she was like, what do you wanna know, that piece of shit. That'll do it. Boom, put him in jail forever. They got him forever? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Here's the other thing about Hells Angels, Of course they're getting, you know, they get picked up all the time and they do prison stints. They also only wear Hells Angel clothing. It's not like they're hiding and they travel in packs. They're not hard to find. I talked to him about that. Yeah. I was like, are you going to be a real criminal organization? You want to be kind of quiet about things, you know? They're quiet in the dark arts, but they're loud on the streets. That's right. Different. That's right. And I was like, are you going to be a real criminal organization? You want to be kind of quiet about things, you know? And he was like-
Starting point is 00:41:45 They're quiet in the dark arts, but they're loud on the streets. That's right. Different. That's right. And then your boy would always be in the front and the rest... Think of that as a fucking dopamine hit. You're the leader of the Hells Angels. Nobody goes in front of you.
Starting point is 00:41:59 They can't. It's literally against the rules. You're there. You have the most powerful biker gang of all time. And they're 400 deep, headed to Sturgis, and nobody can pass you. Yeah, good luck with that. If you're me, you're stopping at every gas station,
Starting point is 00:42:14 getting Diet Cokes, they all gotta stop and get Diet Cokes? Think of that dopamine. You think you felt like you did something right in life. And that sound. Oh, and you got 500 badasses behind you, all dressed the same as a team, and we're all in the dark arch. We're all playing the same high stakes game.
Starting point is 00:42:32 The trick is when you'd be alone, and you'd be riding, and you'd see it'd be the winter time. You don't wanna do that. And a back window's open in the winter, and you're like, oh, they're about to do a hit. You had to pay attention to all those little things. Why is somebody going faster than the other cars? Why the tree and all? No, it's a stressful life. I'm interested in it. I think it's fascinating and I respect them, but the stress, the anxiety, I'm just not built for that.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Yeah. Well, so George had a hit out on his life. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I think somebody, they put a hit out and the cops have to tell you, the cops came to him and said, you got a hit out. And then they said, do you want to do? And then when he went to jail the third time, they go, do you want protective custody? Because we don't know if Nigo's absolutely not. I'm going out in that yard.
Starting point is 00:43:15 That's what happened. Then like Sammy the Bull and those guys, the people that you did wrong at this age, they're probably dead or in prison. So you're kind of good to walk around these days, you know Yeah. Well, that's let's use some young knucklehead. He doesn't worry about it. He's like, yeah, fuck it He's a legend too. So I believe those guys respect them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I said that I go when you run into like the Mongols or whatever because now I don't have any problems No, not at this this is also 77. It's like come on
Starting point is 00:43:42 You just think if anything I respect him in the game this long, still alive? Yeah. Still thriving? Yeah. My question for him, like, I would love to know the pay structure as the business. Oh. That's interesting. I don't know if you can divulge that.
Starting point is 00:43:54 Yeah, the pay structure, I've always, that'd be my number one question. This is why you should go to lunch. Fuck. Because they make millions, hundreds of millions of dollars, right? How's the pay work for each chapter? That's not interesting, dude. How much did you get as the top dog? Like, because if you own the Jacksonville Jaguars,
Starting point is 00:44:09 how much does, you know, we can figure out how much the GM makes, the head coach makes, the players make. So, they structure it, right? The Hells Angels has a whole structure. Whole structure. You have your soldiers, you got your generals, you got your chiefs, then you have your head honcho.
Starting point is 00:44:24 How much was your salary a year? Then how much would the guy who's a new prospect, who just got patched, did he get paid as a prospect? I don't think so, you're basically a slave. Then when you get patched, how much does a first year patch member get? How's that pay structure work? Because they've been doing it forever.
Starting point is 00:44:41 You should have called me, Bubba. I'm so into this stuff. I've always wanted to know. How's the pay work? Because I got to called me, Bubba. I'm so into this stuff. I didn't know that. I've always wanted to know. Cause I got to text Mark, cause some old guy's here to see you. I'm like. I thought you were joking.
Starting point is 00:44:50 When you said he's a biker gang. You should have said hells angels. That would have got my attention. I did say that. No, you put, he's a, he's put something. You just say hells angel. Cause I would have been like, what? I'll tell you.
Starting point is 00:45:02 You were probably too sick to know. Maybe. You were too sick to know, dude.. What you want to know the pay structure Yes, I do because in that interesting how much like because the you're playing a game where you could go to prison for the rest Of your life. What was that worth? I mean were you making 10 million a year? Yeah, Hell's Angel. Oh, wow, that's just it. No, that would have got me here. Callum some old guys here for you I was like, yep, Hell's Angel. Oh wow, that's too sick to notice. That would have got me here. Cal and some old guys here for you. I was like, yep, Hell's Angel.
Starting point is 00:45:27 In case he said that on record, that may, I respect him. But yeah, I wanna know the pay structure. It's a good call. What else would you have asked him? Because he made so much money. Yeah, he had to be kind of general about other things. Yes, they allegedly, but the pay structure could break down.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Yeah, you could break down. Kind of, but also I'm not recording. I don't wanna to do on podcasts. Talk to them so they can give us real numbers. I don't want the podcast. Also, there's some like that guy killing the family and the kids. There's certain things that are frowned upon. What other things happen that were frowned upon? Because they'll be like, that's not how we operate. And they'll kick that guy out or discipline them. Like what other things happen? What I got, what I I got though was a man who is very shrewd. So, you know, you look at him, you have no idea what's... You're not gonna get a straight answer a lot of times
Starting point is 00:46:17 with those kinds of questions is my guess. That's what I gathered from him. And also think about it, he's lived his entire life where if he answers a certain way, he can go to prison for his life Yes, or he killed so and he doesn't know you I'm sure he likes you're a good dude. He doesn't know So yeah, some of the answers gonna be a little like a politician. Yep. He's not gonna commit to those days in shape He looks great for 77 dude, like he stays in shape, you know walks five miles a day and stuff does some light lifting
Starting point is 00:46:42 Look good Did they should have him do fucking Ted talks at businesses? Well, he did he did Five miles a day and stuff does some light lifting. Looked good. Did they should have him do fucking Ted talks at businesses. Well, he did, he did, he did that TV show. He's done a show already. What the fuck was it called? Well, on A&E, he was on the Hells Angels show. He was the main guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:59 I loved that series. So you know this whole thing, you know. Oh dude, I have so many hells. Dude, if someone came into my house, I have all serial killer and Hells Angel books. We can get them on here. Bring them on the fucking podcast because you have so many questions for them.
Starting point is 00:47:11 Dude, to be honest, I mean, if the fans are down for it, I would do that, but I would enjoy it more myself just sitting down with them, getting it to the nitty gritty at lunch. Yeah, you mean having lunch. Let's go. And having like a real conversation. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:47:24 And recording it. Recording it and then giving it to the LAPD Oh, yeah Just kidding Sorry, I like I know snitch. Come on, dog. He's avoided the feds for long enough He wouldn't you know, and that's not oh no my dumbass isn't getting them nor would I but but still Yeah, take him to take him to I know we'll take him to, I know, we'll take him to dinner or lunch. Lunch.
Starting point is 00:47:47 Oh, the cool story though is, so his wife now, his wife was married to his very good friend for 57 years. And so he's known her since she was 12, okay? So then her husband died. Of cancer. Oh, gotcha. And so she thought her husband died. Of, of cancer. Oh, gotcha. And so she thought her whole life was over,
Starting point is 00:48:09 but here's the, they had two things going for them. One, they knew each other since they were 12. Two, she was a character witness in his trial in the eighties, 1984. Three, and tragically, they both lost their sons who were the same age, and they were best friends. Let's take a little break, dude.
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Starting point is 00:50:18 Undiagnosed diabetes. Yeah Either way tragic for him. Yeah, that's terrible. Yep. So there you have it. Yeah. You was wondering, because it's like, that's not that I'm comparing at all. I'm just saying, like Saddam Hussein, savage. Social path narcissist, savage. But the guard said when they had him under the control, whenever his daughters would call or come in dude he was like oh
Starting point is 00:50:45 he was that's what only time we saw him be human really the only oh they're like you saw him as a human being it was the only time oh that monster and he loved Cheetos really love Cheetos and Froot Loops really loved him he's never had him and then the American troops come they have his prisoner and they left uh three guys to you, to guard him 24-7 to take shifts. Like, if they didn't get the right Cheetos and Froot Loops, he'd freak the fuck out. He never had them. And they're fire. So even though he's going to die any minute, he loved them. But they said that when his daughters would come was the only time like, oh fuck, he is a human. Outside that, savage. Yeah. He wasn't so human to his sons. His sons were no in the worst
Starting point is 00:51:25 Not weird. Yeah Stardust were probably like, you know pets, you know, it's like the equivalent of somebody just kept in royalty and in Linens. Yeah, I don't know if come pets but it could just be to you know, daddy's, you know daddy's girls You've used men a different way and then women he viewed that way because he's really close with his mother too Oh, he was yeah super close. So it could just be females He had a super, you know relationship with but outside that, you know, kill anybody savage. Yeah, his hero was Stalin No, yeah, so yeah Wow. Yeah, that's wild Yeah, the guy who guarded him wrote a book about it
Starting point is 00:52:01 Hmm, that's crazy because where they took him and then they they had him there for a hot second And they couldn't tell anybody where he was at because obviously they'd try and get him out So there's these three young kids is the kids first gig in the military They didn't tell him till he got there and they're like you're gonna stand here on guard and shifts He's like who my garden they're like you'll find out. We can't tell you say walked in with Saddam Hussein He's like 18. He's like, holy fuck. That's wild. But he was like, Saddam was like, hey, tell me stories
Starting point is 00:52:29 about you with girls back in high school and in the States, and he said you talked to him about all that shit. So he probably spoke some English too. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Which is so wild. Yeah, yeah. It'd be very interesting, it would be very fascinating
Starting point is 00:52:41 to talk to a guy like that. There's a whole book on it, yeah. There is? Yeah, yeah. About is. Yeah, yeah. About those three guys, they'd split shifts. No shit. No shit. It'd be very interesting.
Starting point is 00:52:50 He said certain times his mean streak would come out though. Like if the Cheetos weren't there, or the Froot Loops freaked the fuck out. But also he's in jail, and the gig's up, and it's like now you're just trying to get by. Even facing that though, he wasn't like, poor me. Well, you know what he said. Even when they're killing him, he's like, you're just now you're just trying to even facing that though he wasn't like poor me well even when they're killing he's like you're all sheep yeah when they put the noose around his neck he said you're you're monkeys and
Starting point is 00:53:12 trees or whatever you're not men said you're not men you know like a badass went down went out like just literally without jeez like what are we doing? Huh? Okay. You can just see him. But how weird is that thing? We can vibe here for a second. How weird is that though, that we went in there for weapons of mass destruction? Right?
Starting point is 00:53:32 Yeah. Well, we knew he had used chemical weapons on the Kurds. Chemical, yes. I'm sorry, germ warfare and chemical weapons on the Kurds. Which is frowned upon. And the Iranians, yep. So he had used weapons of quote unquote mass destruction, but he didn't have nukes or nothing.
Starting point is 00:53:47 No. And the, yes, but that was the excuse to go into Iraq. Yes. Because they tried to create a, a connection between him and Al Qaeda. Correct. He had nothing to do with Al Qaeda. All that's alive. Yeah. So that was all a fabrication.
Starting point is 00:54:04 And then once they took him out, like if you talked to like you talked to Tim Kennedy about he's like, no, they should have left them in. Of course, like it created. Well, first of all, I've gone down the daffy too. It's like, no, we fucked up. What we did daffy was like, like Libya was booming. But the idea was to actually destabilize the Middle East. And by the way, there was the idea that, you know, they were the fourth largest army in the world, the world, they were the biggest threat to Israel. So the Israelis had their fingerprints all over that. The Israelis and the Americans that worked for the Israelis,
Starting point is 00:54:32 who were very sympathetic to the Israeli cause, were there to do first what? Cripple that country, destabilize that country, destroy that army, get rid of the threat. The rebuilding was one thing. So Douglas Feath and Paul Wolfowitz, destroy that army, get rid of the threat. The rebuilding was one thing. So Douglas Feath and Paul Wolfowitz, who were both, Douglas Feath had a law firm, I believe, in Israel. He was the Undersecretary of Defense.
Starting point is 00:54:53 He was the one, they say, who was responsible for getting rid of bathification. So if you were a bathist, which basically meant if you were loyal to Saddam Hussein government, you couldn't work with the Americans. Anybody in power, the entire structure of that was a bathist. It was just that you had to be part of it. And they were like, oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:12 And so they said, but you can't turn on us because then we have to turn on you. That's what Petraeus was talking about. And that's when the insurgency was born. They were like, we can control everything. Just hire us. We'll run the traffic. We'll run the city. We'll run everything. All of it's weird. And they traffic, we'll run the city, we'll run everything.
Starting point is 00:55:25 And they were like, no, no. All of it's weird. And then Gaddafi too. We fucking, there's a book called Fiasco. We fucked that up and killed so many innocent Iraqis. Yeah, it's not good. Because of our total incompetence. Yeah, it's not good.
Starting point is 00:55:39 And it was done on purpose as far as I'm concerned. And Gaddafi's stuff is weird too. When he's trying to get out and create his own currency, like that whole thing's weird, man. And Libya was booming at the time, like flourishing. The best economy they've ever had. If you look at the architect. The structures, the architecture was booming. They go, nope. And then how's Libya now? It was Babylon. They got rid of it. Like all that history in those museums looted, but
Starting point is 00:56:03 they did it on purpose. Of course. like all that history in those museums looted, but they did it on purpose. There were people in our government that wanted to erase Babylonian and Arab history. And they didn't know anything about it. Pete Slauson How crazy is it, dude? How crazy is it? Jared Slauson And they got away with it. Pete Slauson I know it sounds like we're vibing, looking up. This shit is facts.
Starting point is 00:56:16 Jared Slauson It's a fact. Pete Slauson Facts. I vibe, Brian speaks facts. Jared Slauson It's a fact. Pete Slauson I vibe. Jared Slauson I've read several books on it and it's gross. Pete Slauson Like Gaddafi stuff, disgusting. Jared Slauson Same thing. Pete it's like good office stuff is disgusting same thing this day They've stabilized a country and they created a boogeyman and
Starting point is 00:56:31 That's what they do. They create an enemy That's why they had modern-day slave markets and you want to talk about chaos and suffering and human suffering That's what happened, but we've met we would never do that again. We're not doing that to put no Well, the Americans have lost a lot of credibility around the world and within our own country for that kind of behavior We would never do that again. We're not doing that to Putin. We're vibing. Well, the Americans have lost a lot of credibility around the world and within our own country for that kind of behavior, and that's a fact. At least we have a strong leader who speaks well
Starting point is 00:56:53 and looks strong. Oh boy, yeah, yeah. What else you got, Chin? We're vibing, dude. We're vibing, dude. Hard on Hells Angels, Gaddafi. I love this stuff, though. We're hitting it all.
Starting point is 00:57:02 The Gaddafi stuff is so fun, dude. You wanna talk about a wild boy, we don't have to get into it, but oh God. You wanna talk about a guy who's into style and his looks, bro. You wanna talk about his outfits. Eleven kids, but might have been gay. A lot of good things going on.
Starting point is 00:57:16 100% gay. 100%. Look at his outfits. Was no one like, really? Yep. You can wear all those. And they said that he was not like Saddam Hussein. He didn't purge, he didn't kill people.
Starting point is 00:57:27 No. He was, but you know, look at him. Look at him. Come on. Oh no, different outfits for every occasion. One of ones. Oh. Lit.
Starting point is 00:57:37 Oh, look at him there. Look at him there. First of all, think how hot it is out there in Libya. He has a scar, look at this shit. Dude, not a dumb guy either. Very smart man. And then started and then he started to even get work on his face. So you see his face changes over time. He slowly looks like Wayne Newton over the years.
Starting point is 00:57:56 Dude, look at the outfits. He was handsome when he's young. Yes, he was handsome when he was young. His goatee was disgust. Bring up Gaddafi when he was young. His goatee was discussed. Bring up Gaddafi when he was young. Yeah. He had a jaw on him and then just melted. Yep. Had, had sex with a lot of men probably. Look at that hair, dyed his hair. Incredible.
Starting point is 00:58:14 What a character. Look at him there. If you want a fun rabbit hole, go down the Gaddafi rabbit hole and what he's trying to do in Libya and what he did. And then how America was like, nope, it's evil shit, handsome bastard though. Yes.
Starting point is 00:58:30 Got some DSLs on him. Big, thick jaw. Soft eyes, soft eyes, a lot of power. Very smart man. That sex with a lot of women too. I'm sure there's a lot of cock, but a lot of women. I think there's a lot of fucking in general. Oh, when you're that, when you're Gaddafi man.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Yeah. You ever watch the video of him getting killed?'s a lot of fucking in general. Oh and you're that when you're good to off the man Yeah, you're watching the video him getting killed. I Didn't it's dark They show the video of him actually getting killed. Yeah, the people get a hold of them They find them in a in a sewer and then they drag him out and it's that true. Oh, yeah people stuck a Pistol in his ass. I think more than a pistol. Okay. It's dark. It's real dark. I had to see though. You had to watch. Just like the JFK.
Starting point is 00:59:08 I had to watch. Yeah. It's dark, dude. It's dark. Oof. Well, you know. Yeah, he went out, not a great way. How old was he when he died?
Starting point is 00:59:16 70? 27. Might have been older. He's 27 years old. Yeah. Yeah, what they did, they got to off you. That was a hole. And I know I'm, sounds like I'm vibing,dafi, that was a hole. And I know it sounds like I'm vibing, but this is a hole, rabbit hole.
Starting point is 00:59:29 You guys should go down, educate yourselves. 69, not that old, didn't even hit 70, but you know, heavy lies the crown. Assassinated by rebel forces. Yeah. We'll go with that. Right. Right, we'll go with that. Oh, history.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Told by the victors, isn't it? It is told. Don't get me started on World War II, dude. Don't get me started on Nazis right now. Told by the victors. Don't do it, Brian. Told by the victors. Don't fucking do it.
Starting point is 00:59:58 What else you got, Chin? It's a great segue. Speaking of 69, it was Rampage Jackson's dad's 69th birthday and this is the cake he got him. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Oh my god. The cake just ass up?
Starting point is 01:00:16 Yes two people 69. Oh wow. I think his mom is about to come in too wait. Happy birthday to you. But his mom and dad aren't together. Does Rampage have the worst voice of all time? Go back to listen to him sing. Happy birthday. Listen to how bad his song is.
Starting point is 01:00:37 Let's finish this first. That's his daughter right there. That's Rampage's daughter. How? What is it? What is it? What is it? You always shame yourself. I don't want no picture of you. What? Ain't nothing wrong with that cake. Ain't nothing wrong with that cake?
Starting point is 01:00:54 Ain't nothing wrong with that cake. Rampage is one of the most authentic, nicest human beings of all time. Who's this? That's his son. Who's the most authentic? Rampage. Oh yeah, he's great. Ain't nothing wrong with that cake. Yeah, Rampage is the best. His voice is terrible. He has a great voice, but singing voice, I hear you saying, Brian. He's great though. Okay guys, this one. Rampage is just on Rogan too. Yeah, it was great.
Starting point is 01:01:26 Finally got on Rogan, it was great. Good for him. Rampage and Rogan's like, yeah, it's about time to start podcasting. I know, people wouldn't tell me, I wouldn't be like. He said it on other podcasts, O'Brien, he has. That I'd get. That you, yeah, you told him.
Starting point is 01:01:38 Yeah. Even like the first podcast with, didn't he do one before with Rogan? I forgot, whatever. But I heard it multiple times. Yeah. I was like, dude, if you don't start podcasting. Correct.
Starting point is 01:01:51 This one kind of bums me out. They found a German shepherd just wandering around Malibu with two zip ties around its mouth. Poor thing. And now everyone on the internet is in uproar, like saying the person who did this needs to come forward. Like he's not going to come forward like he's not gonna come forward No, who'd come forward? No, it's some sadist some guy just gets off. Why would you do this? Look at his neck?
Starting point is 01:02:13 Torture and his neck and his mouth in the beginning they cut the mouth one off you go back to the dog looks at a shit I like that there's a beginning. Yeah, I Was more happy when I talk about Gaddafi. Yeah, so it shows that yeah It looks cute too, like yeah Do they really expect the guy to come out or what they expect is somebody snitch on the guy did this Cuz someone's gonna recognize that dog Mike in that Gary's dog. I hope you're screwed. Yeah But it's been hot out Malibu's not too hot. But out here, dude, you're like 105, 108.
Starting point is 01:02:48 Hot, dude. I feel bad for my cars, dude. It's all goddamn hot out here. It's hot. It's hot. It's wild near the beach, buddy. It's 75. Yeah.
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Starting point is 01:04:19 to fight. Hold on. When you say we know what's happening with McGregor, what do you mean? Well, that we don't know when he's fighting next So he's saying that Chandler should move on no Chail saying that Chandler should now take on Makachev while waiting. Well Dana offered him that fight Well, what are you on that matchup though? Good for Chandler bad for Makachev so much of you know
Starting point is 01:04:45 Again, he's anything. I don't think he cares. You're just gonna take more shit cuz if we Chandler bad for Makachev. So Makachev, you're gonna, again, he doesn't need to, I don't think he cares, but you're just gonna take more shit. Cause if he beat Chandler, he's won one out of his last four fights, and then you fight for, then he fights with a title, it's a little strange. It is. But for Chandler, definitely take the title shot. Yeah. But again, he, if he just waits and fights Connor, he'd make more money fighting Connor. And he has a better chance.
Starting point is 01:05:04 So he's saying, he's saying, uh, Chelsea say that they should speak up because they should be the one to fight him. Yeah. Chill urges max Holloway, Charles, Olivera and others speak up mid. Oh, so he's saying don't give it to Chandler. Mac should speak up. And Charles, he already beat Charles. That's a weird take.
Starting point is 01:05:24 Sarukyan. No, it says that he discussed the possibility of Makachev and Chandler happening in a video. And he advised Iron to accept the fight without second thoughts, but also urged other fighters to make the most of the current lack of contenders at 155. It's weird cause there's the number one
Starting point is 01:05:41 contender is Sarukin. Yeah, but he's out till't till October cuz he punched a fan They say gave us six months suspension so October I Mean we're in July August they could easily book much have surrogate in October Yeah, but Chandler should jump at that cuz he's never, you know, he's not, he's not, he's never going to get another title shot. Yes. Get on the UFC for being like, dude, sorry, man. I know this.
Starting point is 01:06:15 I mean, that's a, that's a pretty cool shot. Sorry. Hell yeah. Yeah. You fight for a title? Yeah. Won one on your last four? What?
Starting point is 01:06:24 Yeah. But again, for the, then the narrow door in Islam, do you unfaught anybody, you're not being real contenders, like, you know, you get a lot of that. For me. Right. Right. From Islam? You're saying Islam hasn't fought anybody.
Starting point is 01:06:33 No. Yeah. You know. Well, hold on. I get a lot of that from me. Hold on. Hold on. A lot from me.
Starting point is 01:06:37 Dustin Poirier. Yeah. Charles Olivera. Charles Olivera is his best one. Uh, bring up who else he's fought. We've already gone over this be I mean Alex Volkonovsky he's not even the weight class okay and beat him the first time he's a 145 we've been oh I know why you do this all right um hold on
Starting point is 01:06:56 I mean you got a point no we've gone over this. You've got a point, buddy. Now, that's fine. I'm saying if you beat Chandler, it helps that narrative even more, which I don't mind bringing it. Yeah. So you beat Chandler, it's like, alright, well now you're title defense over Chandler. Sarukin's the toughest matchup. Chandler the best wrestler he's faced? No, Sarukin.
Starting point is 01:07:20 Oh, right. But I mean, before Sarukin. I mean, besides Sarukin. Oh right, but I mean before Sarukian. I mean besides Sarukian. Yeah, he's up there. Chandler doesn't use a lot of wrestling either though, no. He doesn't use his explosiveness. Chandler has a good shot. But let's say Chandler takes this fight and loses.
Starting point is 01:07:36 Doesn't that make the regular fight not great? Yeah, the counter fight's not the way to go. That's just the way it is though. You can't wait. So what does he do? He fights for the tile. He'll never get can't wait. You gotta go. So what does he do? He fights for the tile. He'll never get another tile shot. You gotta fight for the tile. No, it's never happening. And I think Chandler has a chance to beat Makachev.
Starting point is 01:07:50 I think Chandler can surprise you. Chandler can kick you, punch you in the face. He's got crazy power. Kick not so much. I wouldn't call him a kicker, but. He knocked Tony Ferguson out. I mean, with that front kick, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:00 You know, he's a threat. You could probably do that. But he's a threat. He's got a. His thing would be his power, but yeah. Yeah. You know, he's a threat. You could probably do that. But he's a threat. He's got a. His thing would be his power, but yeah. Yeah. He would probably be a plus 400 in that fight in all honesty. Really?
Starting point is 01:08:12 Disaster. Yeah. Okay. I like where you had that and I love Chandler. Yeah. Probably a plus 400. Now hold on. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:08:18 I hate when I have to get real with you, dude. Hold on. Because Chandler's our boy. Hold on. Take it easy. Makachev in the clinch with you dude. Hold on. Chandler's our boy. Hold on. Take it easy. Makachev in the clinch with Chandler. That's his hardest clinch.
Starting point is 01:08:29 He's got his handful. Who does? Makachev. No. He's got his handful with Michael Chandler because Michael Chandler's wrestling is better than anybody he's faced besides Sarukin, true or false. Yeah, but again, he hasn't faced that tough of competition. So that's not saying much.
Starting point is 01:08:47 But when I see Mark Giff get anybody on the ground, I go, oh shit, he's tapping you out. You're done. And he's done it with everybody. He ain't doing that with Chandler. Why not? Why not? It's a very hard thing to do with Chandler.
Starting point is 01:08:59 Chandler's wrestling is, he's not, he's getting- And what fight gave you the impression that he's this world-class wrestler? Which well no I just think Chandler was it a Charles Oliver when we got choked out it's just D1 pedigree mm-hmm he got choked out by Charles yes he did get choked out by Charles Oliver and and when when mock Jeff stands and bangs with him, it's always dangerous. Always dicey to stand and bang with Chandler. Always.
Starting point is 01:09:30 Now he did get knocked out. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Charles Olivero. No, Olivero punt knocked him out. Bubba. TKO.
Starting point is 01:09:42 Oh, Dustin choked him out. Yeah. Yes. So remember his last fight was in 2022 to Dustin Poirier who just lost to Islam. It's a tough sell. Tough sell, bud. And then he's won one out of his last four fights. But he's been training, dude, hard. No, I hope he gets it too. He's the tough fight for anybody Chandler. Yes Yes, he is
Starting point is 01:10:12 Yeah, you think I'll see is a plus 400 no, yeah Yeah, one out of four your last, you know, one things without question toughest fight for Chandler Of his career. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's the champ. Fighting a monster. He's the champ.
Starting point is 01:10:30 Yeah. For a reason. Makachev's a monster. Yeah, but for Makachev, like he needs to fight Serukin, otherwise this narrative of him fighting up older guys that don't deserve it, like it's gonna be tough, dude. Ooh, tennis star Andy. Yeah, I got this one for you, B. I know you're a big tennis fan over here. So Andrei Rublev was at Wimbledon.
Starting point is 01:10:46 Now he ended up losing his match against Kamsana, and he lost his mind. Yeah. So it's not this one though. That's another example of it, but it should be up there. See, it's not moving. Nothing more. If you just put it, he's in that one.
Starting point is 01:11:00 You go crazy. He got mad, he lost. Yeah, but look. You go crazy. And this mad, he lost. Yeah, but look. You go crazy. And this guy's a stud. Some guys just are better. You just. Such a mind game.
Starting point is 01:11:15 These guys play for five hours sometimes. Five fucking hours. You're right. That should be it. A week ago? He smashes his racket? Well, he has a temperate. OK. They look easy to smash. Mm-hmm. He smashes his racket. Well, he has a temper. Okay. Does he hit?
Starting point is 01:11:26 Does he hit his head? They look easy to smash. I'm sure. Can you show the other clip? Just, there's a clip of him doing it before. Did he hit his own shoe or what? No, no. On his knee.
Starting point is 01:11:36 Ouch, ouch, ouch. Yeah. Let's see if it's here. No, it doesn't. Yeah. If you just want to show that other clip of him, he did the same thing at another match. Dudes be getting mad, dude. Dudes be getting mad. If you just want to show that other clip of him he did the same thing at another match Dudes we get mad dude dudes be getting mad. There's be getting mad
Starting point is 01:11:56 Oh it didn't break that's embarrassing well he's hitting This guy has some anger issues. You get seriously fine. So it's caught the line. He gets mad if it hits the line. Caught the line. It's in. And he's saying it's in. And they're saying it's out.
Starting point is 01:12:24 But if it touched the line, it's illegal, right B? And he's saying it's out. Looks like she said it's touched the line. And that makes all the difference. It's a three minute clip, so. It's just him freaking the fuck out. Yeah, the guy needs to have some anger. Yeah. It's passionate, though. I like it. It makes you crazy, tennis.
Starting point is 01:12:51 It makes you crazy. It's such a game of millimeters. Oh, yeah. No, my dad's a big tennis guy. Yeah. And we tried to have a friendly game. Well, right now, Wimbledon's on. And it's like, and you can see this guy, Alcara, who's 21,
Starting point is 01:13:03 I think, 22. And he's just too good. He's simply too good for the Americans. He hits too well. He's just too good. But what's the homeboy from Serbia who refused to get the vaccine? Djokovic.
Starting point is 01:13:16 He made it. Oh, yeah. And then talk shit to the crowd. Carlos Alkaraz. Djokovic goes, you think this is a hostile environment? He started laughing. He's bringing it on. This ain't shit.
Starting point is 01:13:24 I've been through way worse than this. He's gonna be playing this 21 year old and it's gonna be crazy. 21? Because Jokovic and Alcara, the only person that beats Jokovic is Alcara. It's sick. And Jokovic made the cut, huh?
Starting point is 01:13:37 Yeah, Jokovic always does. He is, he's best ever at this point, I could say. Oh yeah. What's wild is, holy shit, that 21 year old made $31 million. Oh yeah. What's wild is holy shit. That 21 year old made $31 million. Oh yeah. Um, he's a prodigy. He's so good.
Starting point is 01:13:50 I'd have to be. And he's so, what's crazy is when you think about like Pete Sampras and Andre Aguilera, when they retired, they were like 28 and 30. Correct. Like their whole lives are ahead of them. Correct. But you think of tennis, like tennis, they do not play long. No, because they play year round, round play year round and you play five hours
Starting point is 01:14:06 Yeah, the other day and since you're a kid. Yeah, so by time of 28 They're over it. They're over to them, but Federer played till he was 39 figured it out Wild and and and made all the money. Yes, they make all the money Nadal played He played such aggressive tennis, but he played, he's still playing, he's still playing. Yeah. What else you got, Jen? What, this one? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:33 I don't know if you're a Titans fan, but police are investigating human remains that were found at the Tennessee Titans stadium. Well, well. I doubt it. It's, they think it's a man that was missing who might have left his home. Oh, yeah. Not homeless.
Starting point is 01:14:49 Okay. So he's found a man without home as we like to say it in LA. Right. He was an unhoused man. Unhoused man, but the family was looking for him and they found him there. And a bunch of Tennessee fans like went online and were like, why would you do this? We already have bad luck. Do not bring this juju here.
Starting point is 01:15:05 So people were like apparently reaching out to the guy's family, like thanks a lot. And they found them, but it's under construction. A tent near the lot. So it's, I mean, it's not like it's buried on fucking the 50 yard line. Outside, it's good for headlines for the parking lot. He's not buried in the end zone.
Starting point is 01:15:27 Okay. Yeah. That's what I thought. Yeah. It's actually just a homeless guy died near the stadium. Yeah, he probably got dehydrated and passed out. Yeah. What's this?
Starting point is 01:15:37 It's Christian McCraffrey and Olivia Cobel got married, and this image is going all over the internet saying, like, you want everyone at your wedding to look like Greg Olson at one point. Look at him. He's awesome. But they're all good looking people. Jesus Christ. I mean, come on.
Starting point is 01:15:52 Look at his, look at McCaffrey and this girl and everybody's good looking. Kittle, Kittle in the back there, B. Yep. Good boy, Kittle. Yep. But just look at Greg. That's a good looking group of people, man. Holy fuck.
Starting point is 01:16:04 Yeah. And then Olson, the giant, the giant Viking. He's been dancing, dude. That's what he's dancing, drinking. That's what he's been doing. Is this Olsen? Yeah. OK, I didn't know. He's whiling the fuck out.
Starting point is 01:16:17 Great commentator. Oh, yeah. He actually lost his gig because of Tom Brady. He did? Yeah, Fox was like, oh. He's a man. They're like, you're doing great. But we have a guy named Tom Brady. He did? Yeah, Fox was like, oh. He's hitting him. They're like, you're doing great. But we have a guy named Tom Brady, we paid 300 mil.
Starting point is 01:16:29 You're gonna have to go elsewhere. Wow. It's fucked up. Olivia Culpo, she's beautiful. Football players. Oh, that's, that guy right there is the guy I was talking about, see the guy right there, that's Travis. Oh, that's the guy I worked out with.
Starting point is 01:16:45 So I worked out with him. And Christian McAfee. And Christian, yeah. Great guy, that guy Travis. That's Christian McAfee in the white. Yeah, sorry. And that kid right there, I think his name is Travis. He's a great guy.
Starting point is 01:16:54 He's a wide receiver. 5'8", you know, 185, something like that. No, that's number 40. He's the white boy. His wife makes all the cool. Just stick, I can't say the last one. Do I have the wrong guy then? Yeah, you have the wrong guy.
Starting point is 01:17:10 Okay. No, that's a comedian. That's a comedian. Oh, what am I thinking? He's like number 47 or 46. He plays like H back, full back. Face she's looking right now. Kristen Jesnick, see, yeah. He plays like H back, full back. I think she's looking right now.
Starting point is 01:17:26 Kristen Juzzynick, see, yeah. J-U-S-Z-Z-Z-Y-K. It's a tough last name. Stud. Yeah. Is he? Yeah. Oh, so his name is Kyle Juzzynick.
Starting point is 01:17:38 Yeah. Full back. I was close. Yeah, full back, H back. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's him. This guy. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's him. This guy? Fucking, yeah, pro baller.
Starting point is 01:17:48 Yeah. Super stud. Wife's crushing it right now. I think he's out of Harvard. Is that right? Play called, yep, Harvard. Juicik, of course change your name, because I can't understand what that means. No, you'd be one of my favorites,
Starting point is 01:18:05 but I can't say your last name, right? But his wife's cool, because she makes all, yeah, he's number 44. She makes a lot of money? No, what she did is like, you know, because for the playoffs, she would make like custom, like jackets and jerseys for all the wives. Really?
Starting point is 01:18:19 And then Taylor Swift, she made one for Taylor Swift, and now it went crazy viral. Like she has this flourishing business now. Wow. Yeah, he's a stud though. What else you got Jen? Well, here's a big one guys. You can just talk about it.
Starting point is 01:18:35 Well, time has finally come to an end. John Cena has announced his retirement from professional wrestling in 2025. I just saw something on a shark. I wanna see that. I don't care about John Cena. Okay, but come on. He's like one of the goats. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:48 But he's kinda like The Rock, right? Like they've been out one foot in, one foot out this whole time. But he's like, I'm out. Yeah, I know. But then they always get back in if they have a movie coming up. For now, for now.
Starting point is 01:18:57 He's out for now. Like WrestleMania John Cena. I love John Cena. Check out his new movie. Yeah. You know, so they one foot in, one foot out. Yeah, I love him. He's awesome, but you know. I'd care more if you tell us his big Vince McMahon sucked his dick
Starting point is 01:19:09 I just like I just like that. He had to speak Chinese and be like, hey Sorry about that cuz they were like, hey your careers over if China says we don't want your movies Your career is over and he was like, oh, yeah, let me speak Mandarin here That was a big fuck up and then he was was awarded, he was allocated the new GT40 in 2019. There's only like, whatever, 300 of them. And if you get one, the deal is, you got to, at MSRP, it's like a $2 million car now.
Starting point is 01:19:36 But if you get one, you can't sell it. If you sell it, you have to sell it back to Ford. He got one, then, wow, I don't know, somebody on his team was like, yeah, you can sell it. He got it on Twitter, was don't know somebody on his team was like yeah, you can sell it He got on Twitter's like hey up for sale and Ford went excuse me and took it back. He lost his car So never get allocated Ford again. Wow. Yeah, you can't do that shit He's definitely not getting the GTD Mustang too that much Let's show Bri by the shark one. So a 20 foot 24 foot
Starting point is 01:20:05 shark washed up in Scotland. Oh it probably wasn't a great white it's probably a whale shark some bolster shark. Yeah unless it's great whites I just don't care. Yeah hold on it's a basking shark I knew it. I fucking knew it. Basking shark boring. Can't hurt you. Damn it I wanted it to be a great white. Basking sharks are harmless you can swim with them they're basically whales. You Shaking shark, boring. Can't hurt you. Damn it, I wanted it to be a great white. Basking sharks are harmless, you can swim with them. They're basically whales. You could swim through their stupid mouth.
Starting point is 01:20:29 They're basically fish whales, fuck off. Come on. Yeah. Hold on, I read here it was like the second largest. No, they're basically the trans of the sharks. Okay. Look at the size of that fucking thing though. Yeah, it's a big fish in the sea.
Starting point is 01:20:42 A lot of monsters in the sea. No, those things are weak men They look like a shark. They wish they were sharks, but they're not See his stupid teeth. See how soft they are. Yeah It's a bullshit shark. Yeah, unless he can kill us. I don't give a fuck go back to go back to something Oh, he looks friendly a shit actually. Yeah He looks friendly as shit actually. Yeah, he does soft ass eyes Yeah, he looks like a dork fake-ass shark, what'd you wanna see bro go back up there's like they they arrested it doesn't matter they arrested what's her name the
Starting point is 01:21:17 Russian dissidents wife That's not on our headline is it yeah, yeah, probably not. Oh you mean in the article. Yeah No matter. All right, kids. Well, that was fun. We'll see you in San Antonio this weekend, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club, and then BrianKallen.com for tickets.
Starting point is 01:21:37 I got a very active schedule. Should be fun. Brennan, this was fun. I'm glad you're feeling better. Me too, buddy. I feel a lot better. And then win your dream truck, better. Me too, buddy. I feel a lot better. And then win your dream truck, baby. Win your dream truck. DriveFastAllGas.com. We do, I get a lot of questions.
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