The Fighter & The Kid - Don't Push That Button | TFATK Ep. 963

Episode Date: February 2, 2024

The Fighter and the Kid are LIVE for the first time! The guys talk Brendan riding in a 600k plus mustang, Bryan's uncanny resemblance to a camel, the old Abbot Kinney Fight Club days, the Dustin Poirier vs Benoit St. Denis fight cancelation drama with the UFC, Fury vs Usyk news, the Enhanced Games debate, the announcement of the Fighter and the Kid Live show in Austin and much more! True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored Fieldcraft Survival - https://fieldcraftsurvival.com/fighter Monthly Subscription → Get 30 days free Use code: FIGHTER30. Annual Subscription → 35% off of Annual Subscription code: FIGHTER35 House Of Macadamias - http://partner.houseofmacadamias.com/tfak Subscribe to your favorite bundle and get free snack bars every time with 15% off the whole order

Not many men can withstand my punch. Punch. Obviously. Obviously. For sure. Gotta set a... Gotta set a hair on him. Black belts and chicken...

Chicken heads. Uh, I think you'd be surprised. I think you'd be surprised. Abbott-Kenney Fight Club. Fight Club. Fight Club. Mmm, kid's got a... Piece on him.

Piece on him. To be... Papa-one-two cutie pies. I still got it, baby. Lift your shield. And now from the Honit Studios in Playa Vista, California, it is the moment you've been waiting for. The fighter and the kid is coming at you live.

No, no, we're not live. It doesn't matter. It sounds better when you say live. But we're not live. It doesn't matter. It sounds better when you say live. We're not live. We don't do live. Shut up, man. And now it's the fighter and the kid live. Not live.

This is not live. Shut up. This is not live. Play with toys that I can't afford. We're live, dude. I play with toys. So wait, you were telling me. Well, I was telling you.

650. Hold on. I'll get that. What's up, everybody? Hey, hey, hey. this is the first ever live firing the kid yeah and brennan's been saying the most off-color shit to try to get it out of his body you see we're five seconds in you've already cussed i didn't this is why we can't go live i'm not this is part of the problem oh you're not allowed to cuss no shouldn't catch you in the first minutes. I'll say things like golly gosh and shoot. Cheese and rice.

Mother, father. But the thing is when we go live, not so much on the companions because that's different, but with this, you can't say certain stuff. But it's like, I was telling you, it's like when you're a kid and they go, don't touch that button, you're like, why not?

That's how I feel right now. The oldest story on the planet, at least for the West, is, that button you're like why not yeah that's how i feel right it's the it's the it's as the oldest story on the planet at least for the west is well you're in the garden of eden everything's perfect now there's a tree over there just don't eat that apple whatever you do how long can you last i'm the type of guy i like to see the apple and then if it's in my face long it's forbidden fruit i mean part of the fun is I get to dip my toe in a pool of sin. I feel. I can't be perfect.

I just feel dangerous when we go live, dude. I don't know if we're made for this. Wait, tell me about. You were telling me the story. I was telling you. It was like. You were in this crazy Mustang. I was in this crazy Mustang.

How much was it? $650,000 Mustang. It's a $650,000 Mustang. All carbon fiber Eleanor Mustang. All carbon fiber, of Mustang All carbon fiber of course And it has a button on the stick shift That says around it just like the movie says Go baby go and it has a red button

Wait it has a button on the stick shift On the stick shift and you hit it Wait but is it a manual stick shift? Yeah stick shift right because automax don't have Stick shift I know how to drive a stick shift I'm old enough I learned You know how you prevent someone from stealing. You know that. Yeah, yeah. I'm old enough. I learned.

You know how you prevent someone from stealing your car? How? By a manual. That's right. Because those dummies stealing cars can't. They don't know how to drive a manual because they're morons, right? But so that he has a red button that says go baby go around it. It says go baby go. And we're in it. I was like, well, what's that button for? And he's like, just don't push

that. I'm like, yeah, no doubt. And then we're driving. I was like, what's that button do though, man? he's like just just don't push that i'm like yeah no doubt and then we're driving i was like what's what's that button do though man he's like dude it would cause a lot of problems we push that button i was like oh i want to push that button oh daddy wants to push that well what happens is fire come out the back no it gives it a shot of nitrous but apparently the engine was attuned for it yet so if you push it you ruin the engine ruin the engine wasn't tuned for it yet. So if you push it, you ruin the engine. You ruin the engine. Yeah. I want to push it so bad. Sand comes out. Yeah.

I want to push it so bad. Really? Nitrous. You know what this ride needs? A shot of nitrous. That's just different level. I just, I just. But like, I was just looking at the plaid Tesla.

Sure. Just bust off the line. Bust off the line bust off the line yeah how is that not how does that not excite it's a thou over a thousand horsepower i mean it beats any of your cars no i'm actually racing one coming up no it destroys your cars you know that yeah you know that the plaid which car which car are you putting up bring up zero to 60 in the plaid which car which car are you putting up hey bring up zero to 60 in the plaid what car are you so stupid this is fun to educate you though what car are you what car are you putting up against the plaid because rogan called me and goes all of the cars are stupid this car's insane well he's been compromised by the left well no that's not fair it's a 1.99 second. What? 1.9? How could you ever beat that?

Hey, Chin, do me a favor. Can you bring up a Demon 170, 0 to 60? What's a Demon? Can figure things out in life? What do you mean a Demon 170? You saw my green car out there, right? The sublime green? Yeah, I saw that.

That's Dudek. Hey, when I say there's not a car for you, Hey, man! It does make a loud lot you shouldn't sell it to you well i said you you pulled out of the oh i went like this i went like this i went oh hey it caught me hey you old can you read that with 1025 horsepower wow 060 time in 1.66 seconds now what was your what was your cuck test all right 1.99 seconds so that's eternity you're 0.33 seconds faster brian if i run a if i run the 40 in a 4.3 and you're on a 4.6 you know how much faster i am than you those seconds are everything god forbid god forbid you don't get there 0.33 seconds faster you know i didn't bring this up you're the one that's like this tesla plat is insane have you driven this thing i love feeling that these things are

insane have you driven them that's a bad power it's just there i don't speak like that okay everyone that drives teslas talks like that so that that green monstrosity that i heard the other day was like i was at air one which is as progressive they sell camel milk camel milk for 32 a gallon if you want it if you want camel milk which by the way when you drink camel milk they'll tell you any better one will tell you you're gonna have the runs no matter who you are at first it takes your body a while you know you look like a camel yeah as you're saying camel milk i'm like as, as you're talking, I'm like, man, Brian looks very similar to a camel.

I have a very straight back. Dude, you look like- My nose? No, your entire side is very camel. My neck is a little long and my nose, I- No, forget about the neck. Your face- That's so obnoxious.

I do have a problematic nose. Wow, dude, that's cool. No, my nose, in the morning, my nose takes up most of my face. Dude. All right, dude. You camel. No, I have, you're saying I have the coloring? No, you have the same setup, facial features as a camel.

Hey, Chin, you don't have to fucking get the close-up. I'm just looking around. All right, now bring up my face. Oh, gosh. Very similar to Cam. Don't say gosh very similar oh gosh you have camel vibes dude can't see it's not a bad thing you and jake a lot of water i'll admit and it's hard to get water into my face as you get older it becomes harder no you know what you look like you look like jay-z and white face that's a good picture i'm really handsome there yeah that's fake though

right so go to a current one where he looks like a camel when i had my lid surgery this is closer i'm a good cute kid there dude you look like camel it was like jay-z and whiteface jay-z looks like a camel i'm not even gonna touch that um yeah there i am there's all camel boy i miss that jacket it's nice to see jackets what happened to that jacket i lost it you were cute in that yeah that's a vince jacket man what happened to my jacket oh It's nice to see jackets. What happened to that jacket? I lost it. You were cute in that. Yeah, that's a Vince jacket, man. What happened to my jacket? Oh, remember we used to go to Vince all the time off of Abbot Kinney. Abbot Kinney.

Are they there anymore? When we had the Abbot Kinney Fight Club, which we can't talk about. First rule of Fight Club. Yeah, and a lot of people don't know that we used to have the Abbot Kinney Fight Club, and people thought it was just a coffee club. What it really was is we used to meet and we used to fight. There was a room and we would actually fight. It'd be me and Brian versus Will Sasso

and we'd beat the shit out of him. Until Will got mad and then he would grab us like Bam Bam and just start throwing us against the wall. But we did a lot of fighting back then. Look at that. You and your brother. That was when you were fighting. That's right. Fight days.

That's old school. I feel like your brother is taller than that. you and your brother. That was when you were fighting. That's right, fight days. That's old school. I feel like your brother is taller than that. Yeah, I don't know. He looks short there and his haircut's awful there. He's on a lower. Yeah, you can see his foot here. Is that a celebrity shot? That was when you were fighting.

Those were the days, dude. Those were the freaking days. That was when you were miserable training all the time. Yeah. No, you weren't miserable. I wasn't miserable. That's a heavy word. Now, there's a lot of chat on the-

Oh, yeah. We have an announcement to make. On the Entrenet. You want me to make the announcement? That we're going live today to announce that we're stopping the show. Yeah. So I think it's important right now to say as we're live that we've been doing this for over 12 years.

Over 12 years. We've had an amazing run. And you're slowly morphing into a camel Over 12 years. We've had an amazing run. And you're slowly morphing into a camel. Yep, and we've had an amazing run. And I think everything does come to an end. It does. Everything ultimately comes to an end, except for fighting a kid,

because we're never stopping this. We're going to do this until when I'm 70, when I'm 80 and I have to take my dentures and take them out of a glass on the show. I'm going to ride you like a desert camel dude till the end you know what i hope i outlive you because oh you will you know what i mean i'm gonna be an old you're gonna see me caressing your dying face and i'm gonna be like shouldn't have done so much of all the stuff you did just all the stuff you're just big you got

hey you had a good run you were big but what a big dog what a weird it's weird i mean but that's probably that's no the way you said that's the way you said it sounded like we were ending i when you made that announcement it was also at 6 30 in the morning i know but have more animation don't be as popular no you sucked in that no you were not good i even told him i i left my meme i was like hey dude be be a little more animated like i i hated your stupid announcement and it sounds like you're saying brian one would be like whoa hey kids dude, be a little more animated. I hated your stupid announcement. And it sounds like you're saying. Brian wanted me to be like, whoa, hey, kids, fire of a kid. Well, everybody thinks you quit comedy.

And everybody thinks you quit. How about that went viral? On Bloody Elbow. Well, they're the ultimate trolls. But they're just trolls. I don't mind them. But they do. Take a little break.

Yeah, I'm not quitting. I just, I'm not going to Toronto. I'm not going to the East Coast. I have a set next week. We have, I mean, we have a show in August. I'm sorry, in Austin. We have a show February 15th. One show only.

Live show with some, probably some very special guests. Big guests. Yes. That's all I'm saying. Five kids going live. It's one night only, one show. One night only, one show, Vulcan Gas Company. The mothership stepmom.

Yeah. We're at the Vulcan Gas Company at 10 p.m., one show only, Fire and Kid live. 10 p.m., one show only. We have a residency there. Yeah, we want to start doing this. Once a month. Fire and Kid live.

The energy, the comedy energy is in Austin. No matter what people say, you to joe rogan and a lot of other people so there's a lot of energy is where we go brian thank you thank you we'll see yeah i know energy's a little low right now like bigger older so i'll take a couple of old guys yeah but i uh yeah that the quitting the car i don't even see how that makes the rounds because if you listen to the pot chin was there, did you ever hear me say quit comedy? No. No.

I said I'm taking a break. I'm juggling too many things and the road beats. When he says a break, though, it's five years. And plus your daughter. I mean, like, what do you expect? How is your daughter doing? She's doing better. Finally sleeping.

She can breathe better. Still not a hundo. So she's a little fighter, though. She'll get there. But way better. Way better. You can tell she's happy. That was a lot more touch and go than we let on can tell she's happy That was a lot more touch and go

Than we let on Oh man It was a lot more touch and go Than anybody That was tough Because you know It's hard to talk about that stuff Or even like

You don't want to say anything But it was bad No you never know What's going to happen People kept asking me How you know It's like And I was like

It's not good You know That was a tough time Which ain't good When you call me And you say I'm in the hospital again Because my child's having trouble breathing or can't breathe.

Yeah. Yeah, that was dicey and they couldn't figure it out. But no, as far as the stand-up and all this stuff goes, I just juggle a million things. And the road just, you know, you're, you got to, so, I mean, you understand this and a lot of the viewers understand this, but when you're doing stand-up,

like you're doing sets at night during the week,ay through wednesday and then you're on tour thursday friday saturday then you're home sunday yeah i just can't i can't do that schedule with everything i have going on well and then also hold on hold on and then also on my son's football coach baseball coach that's what you that's that's that to me is the real reason you love coaching your kids love it absolutely love it hate missing it can't miss that but then also i get a you know i just got a lot going on and it's okay to step to just kind of step back from one thing do this thing step back i can go in and out i feel like if i gave you if i said hey here's this here's enough money that you're set for life you would uh there's a good chance you would literally never leave your home or the

fields on which your children are playing yeah good chance i'd still podcast though i'd still podcast yeah maybe you might but i think i would because what are you what are you gonna do yeah when they're at school and they get older what do you do yeah yeah yeah but no i love it absolutely love it yeah yeah it's a good yeah no but it just showed like, but we've done this. Everyone knows this, like the fake news out there. Like that's more interesting than Brendan's daughter's sick, so he's stepping back for a stand to focus on family. That's not a headline.

No. That doesn't get clicks. No. But they got a business to run, so they got to do their thing. Yeah. There's just so much fake news. Like it's all within it left right entertainment like that stuff it's clickbaity it's the youtube thumbnails i did a

podcast with peter zion and uh he said that in on his twitter he's got a literally the first 10 suggestions on news are are either uh russian or chinese bots. It's all troll forms. So he's got, or I'm on his ex, so he's got to figure out a way to get past that to get to the real news. To just find- When he says figure out, does he just scroll down? Well, just finding what's right, what's real, and what's not is a bitch right now.

Insane. It's insane. Especially with the election coming up, it's like the fake news is going to get weird. I know, but then when people start talking about what they want to do for it, they don't know uh like people are like well no censorship okay i know i agree but we got to do something you know because right now when i see something now literally i go i don't know i don't know i me too right away when i see something like even if i see a video i'm like

me too i'm like i gotta take that out of context yeah because they're doing that to rogan you know they were like um of course they they different companies are literally using ai to get it to make it sound like he's endorsing their product yeah so my friend's dad did i tell you that you said this twice on the pod okay i'll take it bought a c-pack yeah some kind of shit yeah but they're doing they're doing that with everybody i mean especially rogan how famous is rogan they're doing with everybody he's not the only one they got to figure out how to control that though they have to yeah but it's also like it leaks into other things too like i'm not sure if you saw the news with dustin porre like his fight was called off so dana announces it i don't know if you're following this so dana announces right him versus our boy yeah saint denise which is an insane fight for ufc 299 dana announces it so if it comes from dana who's the

you know the ceo of the ufc you assume it's real yeah you assume it's going down it's keyed in locked in we can bank on this and then it comes out doesn't party's like i never agreed to that fight oh wow he's like i never said that oh wow he's like i didn never agreed to that fight. Oh, wow. He's like, I never said that. Oh, wow. He's like, I didn't agree to that. So then he called it off. Dustin posted like, hey, not fine him, never agreed to it, never came to terms. So then the fight's off. Then hours later, he's like, my bad, miscommunication.

I talked to my manager. The fight's back on. Yeah. But what's going on there is, and this is why it's stuff. This is where it comes to the fake news. And what Dana does is, and think about this, is he applies pressure. That's the fight he wants to make. Dustin's going, wait, for me to fight this monster nobody really knows,

I need a bag. And Dana's going, no, no, this is what we're giving you. And Dustin's like, I'm not doing it for that. He announces the fight. So the pressure's on DP, Dustin Poirier, to take the fight. Otherwise, the fan base is going to think he's the one that, yo, you don't want to fight him. You're scared.

You plan a fighter's. So it's Dana. It's a bullying tactic that's gone on forever. They did it with Brady. They've done it with so many fighters. Really? All the time. Because now the pressure's on you.

Wow. Because then the UFC goes, look, you don't want to fight. We offered him a fight. And you're like, whoa, I was negotiating. so what dp did this is brilliant what dustin poirier did he was asking for this much money they went nope but they he knows they announced the fight so he goes cool you don't want to give that money cool fight hey guys never agreed to it fight's actually off i've never signed a contract then ufc goes whoa whoa here's your money he goes hey fights back on okay so it's dp but he's a legend. So he can do that.

Most of the time, guys can't do that. Right. So it screws you. Yeah. When Dana goes, hey, this fight's happening, you're like, whoa, this to me, I just found out about this. Yeah.

He does it all. It's a form of bullying, basically. Well, I've heard, I remember back in the day, a certain fighter who you know very well, he couldn't make the weight. It was like, he was an amazing fighter. And he was like, I can't, no. can't no they were like well you'll get cut you know now i don't know if that was dana that was somebody but what's that yeah well in other words i mean you're taking the fight that's taking the

fight but that's different you're taking the fight well but that's different the fighter if he can't make the weight that i mean you got to make the weight well if you agreed to the weight well he did are you saying it was short notice they were he was like i don't want to fight that guy i'm not ready you're talking about weidman i'm talking about somebody when he lost all that weight i'm talking about somebody else but i don't yeah but yeah i don't know i was that's different than this this is this is them going hey look who's fighting announcing it promotion they actually announced it they announced it while they were negotiating or they only had a verbal agreement from one side of the party saint denise and poori was like nah man i need more money they go nope it's ufc 299 you're doing it

they do it all the time and then the media reports it and dan's like look at these sleazeballs it's like well dude you're the one that told us it's happening so it's just a form of bullying basically because then it puts all the pressure on dustinirier. And then here's the problem. Or it's a form of business. Like, I don't know. Bad, bad business. Not surprising. Bad business.

I mean, that's horrible business. But you get away with it a lot, right? Because what are you going to do? It's Dana White. That's what I'm saying. You get away with it. If you can get away with it as a, if that's, so the UFC is the star. The one thing that Dana White's done very well is

making sure that everybody knows you may be a great fighter. You may have a following, but make no mistake. This is the, this is the UFC show. This is not, maybe the exception is Conor McGregor. Maybe Conor, but that's all by design. That's all by design.

Right. Smart. That's what I'm saying is good business. Like you never are beholden to one individual Because human beings are way too fickle Fighters, injuries and all that UFC is the brand Yeah

Good business doesn't mean It's the right thing to do It's not the right thing to do Announcing a fight to force a fighter's hand Because you don't want to pay him Are you speaking out of turn? Do you know this for for a fact that's what i'm saying for a fact okay for a fact okay oh you oh you think i made this up no they've done this to me personally yeah oh you think this is just a

whim well i don't know oh no this is the i want to make sure you're you know about this specifically with dustin since we're live and we're talking. Oh, that's because you're not following the news. No, this is out, B. This has been out. Yeah. No, I'm saying, okay, you have privy information. Everyone knows this. What I'm saying is not breaking news.

This is probably a day old, but we weren't allowed to do the podcast because you were gone. So this is old. This is not new. This is all everything i've said public is that he said i didn't agree to this fight and then he said it's back on obviously something happened behind the scenes no no there's journalists i'm not a journalist there's journalists way above me where i get my information yeah okay who are in the spot right

got it and then so that's what i'm saying yeah you have you have privy information yeah this isn't like well no what what is what i'm saying is not in the news necessarily is saying the specifics of what you just said which is that i'm going to announce this dawson was like we're in negotiations what are you doing and then he goes i'm not going to do it that's that's what i don't think is as clear so that's new to me to you yes to the fight fans they're familiar with this story maybe errol errol hawani report this two days ago so he's saying exactly what you're saying correct all right all right there you go interesting interesting interesting yeah but it's a tactic they've done for i mean it just forces the fighter's hand yeah because then you know that makes dp look bad and imagine you know, that makes DP look bad. And imagine, you know, your family buy tickets, travel,

and then the fight's not for sure. And this guy, Santanese, is a nightmare. Well, see, he hasn't faced any elite competition like DP, so we're going to find out. Right. You know, like he hasn't beat any, like, top 15 guys. So this is his first big test. Okay.

It's a huge jump for him. Huge jump. He's a savage. He has all the makings of a contender. And that's probably why they gave him to Dustin to see. I don't know why. I don't know. I don't know.

For Dustin, it's such a risk. Well, it's also weird, though, because a lot of people don't know Saint-Denis. Right? So it's like, why? You know what I mean? It's like, I mean it's like it's i mean it's a win-win for the ufc the house always wins it's a win-win for the ufc because what the ufc is doing is all right how many fights that dustin have left he's talked about retiring he's talking about not only doing big fights so like he might might only have one or two left all right well we want to build saint denise he seems to be the next guy we don't know yeah so let's have him fight dp before he leaves yeah wow which i'm dpi you know that's why he's dustin porre but yeah i don't see there's not a huge upside because you beat him

everyone goes yeah he hasn't beat anybody man you know he's not that good did you see the uh the tweets this is this is a good example of whether or not this was fake news or not. Did you see the tweets that Max Holloway and Justin Gaethje were tweeting? Did you see how convoluted they were? Did you see those? What do you mean? They were tweeting at each other, but it was so discombobulated like i couldn't understand what they were saying it's like ct oh dude but i mean or or they were just on there in

their car talking or something but and it was and they just hit send you got to see this i have it i actually can send it to you chin i can send you the it's them like talking about their fight yeah it's nuts like misspellings yeah nuts it's just them going back on text like they're just or their little videos we're live b so this is tough go on keep talking i'm looking i'm talking right now um i'm gonna find this because it was really wild i was like like, what? If you just go to Max Holloway's Twitter, Chin, and then search through his replies, it'll come up. Instead of Brian sent to you waiting for that.

All right. Replies, you said? I would assume. All right. We'll try it. I just sent it to you, Chin. Because it'd be to Justin. I just sent it to you.

Brian just sent me. Live. Oh, it says you. Brian just sent me. Live. Oh, it says Instagram, but let's see. Yeah. What is your- But if you reply to it, we can just see it, Chan. If you scroll down, bud. I would grind it to that.

We're not wasting time. Guys, just enjoy your fruit compo as we go through this. There you go. Brother, you know don't when hit. Brother, you know don't when hit. Title Vegas, remember to the chin, I remember. Wow. Okay.

Casey's laughing there. Las Vegas war doesn't know that when octagon can we so. When want to slugfest drop hurt first yes so baddest meffer now is this fake news it feels like it's fake dude i feel like it's fake that's why i'm saying go to max always replies we're on it so we can see but let's search for it because we can see heated trash talk between max and just please check into dr las vegas war doesn't know that when octagon oh look but look max but you can't be serious like it's fake okay yeah that that's just them that's just some dicks yeah but my friends

like check this out cd i'm like i don't know dude but you fell for it i didn't fall for it i was like yeah i didn't see that guys i would do it can i just shout out the fact that top people are probably going what is going on with brian body? Why does he look that good? Or they're saying, man, those guys are dressing pretty swaggy today. Well, that also. But also, why do those jeans hug his crazy, crazy apple thighs? They're tight. I got some apple thighs and an apple bottom.

That's from squats. The first thing I hit when I train is my legs. But let's talk about the clothing. Well, true classic jeans, if you'd let me. Please. If you'd let me. My true classic jeans, for me, it's like they hug my chest, hug my arm. You always wear them.

A little loose here. Yeah, we always do. I always have something true classic on because- All my merch is true classic. Yeah. If you buy a thick boy anything off the site, everything's true classic. This is a true classic sweater. That's a true classic sweater.

This is like the Brian Callen- We couldn't feel softer. This is like the brian callan softer this is like the brian callan starter pack holds on to your body though holds to your body yeah i love those they got all these sweaters there then the price swaggy dad price point is right and they got that moisture wicking they got this these new t-shirts that i only t-shirts everyone asked me when i wear those white shirts everyone's like where'd you get that shirt? It's only True Classic. That's what I have on stage. Any merch on the road, if it's a plain colored shirt with a gray, blue, black, green. Look at this waffle.

White. Yeah, it's always True Classic. They're literally next door. Yeah, I know. And they provide all my merch. We're friends with the CEO. We see him all the time. Yeah, they're the best.

Yeah, he's awesome. We rock all their stuff. And now they're on the show. And they have this new moisture wicking uh odor control these shirts where they you know when you wear them you for working out you don't smell in them and they've got these ultra soft super stretchy joggers yeah they got they got shirts jog i love their joggers they got hoodies they got button-ups their jeans are great their jeans because their jeans are the highest quality but they also have the stretchy tight ones and they have the loose ones like those yeah like those yeah

you like them tighter i like a little little tighter i like them a little looser yeah so we should trade we need a mix you're a little bigger yeah these aren't gonna fit there's a there's a guy or one of the guys that works for us is awesome and i um mark i said to him uh is it mark mark yeah let's finish the read though before you go on the no i said to him, is it Mark? Mark, yeah, let's finish the read though before you go on the tangent. No, I said to him, I said, you know, you should get some True Classic because he saw my jeans. He goes, I want to get those. I go, what, 32, 32?

He goes, no, I'm a 34, 30. And I was like, nah, you're a 32, 32. And he's like, no, I'm not. He's like, that's not what I wear, man. Like I know what his lower body's about. Yeah, but True Classic. I'm giving a little sweat. Why are you guys laughing in the back it's because they feel so bad listen to me upgrade your closet 25 off you get 25 off your first order all right so whatever it is you can make 2024 i'm telling

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You're welcome. Yeah, high level. 18 years in the U.S. Army. Yeah, smarter shit and everything else. So I know about this stuff. I'm going to show you this stuff that we get. You just carry this in your car, all right? It's just, it's, you got gloves.

You got, you got a trauma bandage. It's little things like this. Somebody gets stabbed. Somebody gets shot. The first thing that they do, a medic will do, is put a pressure. You got to equalize the pressure on your body. What kills you is that you cannotize the pressure on your body what kills you is that you cannot regulate the pressure of your body yeah so you if you don't have one of those

that can save a life right away tourniquets tourniquets biggest thing in the world dude i like how i'm taking them out of the bag yet but it just looks all the same well okay this is awesome i like this they got up they got this If I'm field craft, I'm going. Field craft survival. They got this. You got to train on this stuff. They got a freaking- It's a fire starter. Yeah, you want a fire starter?

I'll start. I'll light you on fire right now, dude. All right? They got that. I love that. I carry this in my car. I'm just showing you what I carry. They also have tourniquets.

When you're bleeding, you can tie your arm off you get shot or something people tie their arm off you can you can go for eight hours you can literally and not bleed out and not die there are a lot of stories about guys who tied a tourniquet around their arm because they were bleeding so bad or around their leg and they were able to fight on in combat for eight more hours and if you want an app that explains it better than brian uh field survival field craft survival app will have an intro level education that and they were able to fight on in combat for eight more hours. And if you want an app that explains it better than Brian, Fieldcraft Survival app will have an intro-level education that builds into advanced topics so no one is left out.

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Good. Awesome. You can start a fire, dude. It would be funny if I just carried this stuff around, but this is always in my car. Just carry a box around with me like this. How was Dallas, buddy? Dallas was great.

Dallas is always good, man. Texas is a large place. Big. Yeah. How big is Texas? Is that the biggest state, or is California the biggest state? Isn't Texas? Texas is fucking nuts.

No, California's bigger, right? There are more tigers and lions in Texas than I think like literally Alaska Alaska's a couple one two dumb asses right yeah I didn't know that but so much of Alaska is like I mean come on you know I didn't know Montana was four okay so Alaska Texas Texas is fucking huge california montana yeah i didn't either boy alaska's so much bigger than everywhere else yeah a lot of that nevada arizona a lot of that's desert right a lot of that shit is like you know california yeah unless you're an anteater you got nothing um yeah but texas was fun yeah yeah i like texas i feel safer in texas do you i do i think it's because they just did a study um i think because i repeat you're allowed to carry there

and i always feel like if somebody comes in and starts blasting somebody in the restaurant's going to take them out like so they found that um they did this study this meta study about the minute they said when in certain states where you're allowed to carry uh you know i think i call it up and call and uh nowhere talked about it yeah he's just on rogue yeah which is the idea oh crime's gonna go up homicide no they actually went down yeah i don't want to get into why but it's but that's interesting to me so i always feel i don't know something about texas it just feels more it just feels freer it just really does which is why people are going i feel free pretty much everywhere i go that's because you're so big and strong just because you have the privilege of size sizes yeah i don't i don't feel yeah i don't i don't

land in texas like oh man i feel free like we're like we're shunned here you know or like yeah yeah i know what you mean yeah hey i mean hey hey well you got to start with the fact that we're all privileged americans let's just do that when you pray travel if you pray start by just just thanking god that you're american that you were born in america because there are places you could be born it was so much worse so let's just start with that um all right what do you got, Jen? All right, first one is Alyssa Milano has been getting flack from fans because she opened up a GoFundMe

to help pay for her son's baseball team. She did? Yeah, so this is the GoFundMe here. She just stopped reading the... So my son's on the travel team. It is expensive, right? But especially where her son plays, which I know where he plays.

Those parents, you know, they're pretty well off in that area i just don't think she's um reading the room right even if she you know she wanted to help out the team is it is it's expensive to go especially that cooperstown so you know the travel she's using her she's using her platform to raise money for the team yeah it's fair you're talking'm sure they travel with like 12 to 15 kids, parents, flights, hotels. She's just doing the, I bet someone was like, hey, can you tweet this out so we hit the GoFundMe? They did hit the GoFundMe, but someone should have been like,

man, that's going to be a bad look. Like, you know, because she's a celebrity. Who knows her financial situation? You'd hope she's good. I agree. What's this? Hey, thanks for helping abandon dogs out. So those are replies to her.

But she makes it look like it's her son. I hope your mother has a net worth of $10 million donated to the shelter. Shut up. Also knowing she has this money, she would not be asking middle income people for society to donate a baseball team to a baseball team. But this is her son. Her son is funny. He goes, you do realize I'm only 12.

Yeah, fuck off hey ibiza stallion whatever the hell you are shut up yeah god man i just another find another bad guy i know she just asked for when celebrities ask like remember when the rock and oprah asked for money with uh hawaii and you're like hey man the two of you have like at least a billion dollars between the two of you they're just asking for donations that was weird yeah it's always weird but you just know that you're gonna take flack for that you got to be more uh yeah yeah also but she's allowed that she's allowed to raise money using her platform for hers uh i don't think she should have went a different direction about it but also that but now she's putting attention on the team and her kid like you're

asking for this yeah hey get off his page. He's 12. Thank you. What do you want him to do? Hey, Mom, I've got to talk to you about... Good news is they did raise the money. They asked for 10 grand. They got 12.

Kids on a traveling baseball team. That's big, too. It's expensive. It's a lot of... Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, she needs to read the room. Of course, this backlash was going to happen.

Yeah. Have you seen this? No. Dude, they're going to do an Olympic-style competition called It allows performance enhancing drugs? The Enhanced Games. Let the games begin. Oh, my God.

I'm the fastest man in the world. We can't play this, Jen? I'm worried. He's broken your record We can't play this, Jen? I'm worried. He's broken your... We'll play a little bit of it. I am a proud, enhanced athlete. I'm a proud... We have important allies in our battle for bodily freedom

as we build the first sporting event that allows performance enhancements and pays all athletes... Just say steroids, you fuck. What do you mean? I love how we play around with language. Yes. No, no, you're allowed to take steroids.

It could be on EPO. There's a lot of stuff. Sure, it's awesome. Yeah. I can't wait to watch that. Because performance enhancing covers it, like peptides, HGH. So you can't call HGH steroids or EPO steroids.

That's what he's saying. That's pretty badass. It's going down a dicey road, right? So say you do this, and this guy destroys the world record, and then two months later, you know, the actual real Olympics, the guy wins the gold

and it's nowhere near that guy's time. It just, I don't know. The enhanced games. I'm sorry, but this shit is going to be this, this, maybe I'm naive, but I feel like this may very well be the Maxim magazine to other magazines. Remember when that came out for guys? We were like, what the fuck?

It's the same idea. It's like, this is the kind of shit dudes want. We're all going to watch it. Okay, so there's the games, and all of a sudden, this guy shattered Usain Bolt's record. You got to see his traps. We're all going to be like, I got to, I got to watch this. If they did enhanced MMA, I would totally watch that too.

So yeah. Well, you can just go back. Well, you can just go back to UFC. Yeah. I don't know how I feel about it. I'm definitely, I want to watch. I just feel like it, it screws over the people who are natural, you know? No, but they're saying that this is a guarantee that everyone can do it. So there's no, cause people are, they say they're natural, but they get natural, you know? No, but they're saying that this is a guarantee that everyone can do it.

So there's no, because people are, they say they're natural, but they get caught, you know? Well, first of all, first of all, I think that within five years, you're going to, just with gene editing and all these advancements, it is inevitable that we're going to have preternaturally large and fast human beings.

It's going to be a whole, maybe 10 years, but I almost feel like it's like- Yeah, five's a little- Yeah, I almost feel like it's like. Yeah, five's a little. Yeah, I almost feel like this is like, let's get ahead of the curve here. I really do. I don't know. Then what happens if, you know,

people are just genetically modified? Like, then who's special? Like, LeBron was born that way, right? Obviously, he's on stuff now, but when he's younger, he was born that way. You don't think he's on HGH at 39? Sir. Come on. Who who cares he's still so talented but yet kind of it stops making people special i mean now they can't catch and throw

and do certain stuff you know but no i mean i i think that's been the thing the question all along it's going to be like who has the best doctors you start with great genetics you got to have a certain bone structure and everything else but but you're going to be – that's why Christine Doudna, who created CRISPR-Cas9, said we need a global pause on this because you are going to get – when your wife is pregnant, there is going to be places you can go,

and they're going to say how much fast twitch muscle, how long of a femur bone. This is what we recommend. This is where you get a 6 foot five, 230 pound father. I guess the only thing is, but you can't, you can't, you can't program the heart. They can't program passion or heart or desire. So that's where it's going to. Well, so, so, so much of what we are as human beings, in my opinion, is what we're compensating for your shortcomings a lot of times are what you try to overcome which make you better it's just like you know i don't there's

something about being feeling awkward in your skin and having insecurities that if navigated properly inform your self-expression that's what funny is that's what funny is. That's where funny comes from. That's where great art comes from. Longing. Longing. Yeah, but I guess to that point, like if everybody's jacked 6'5", 260, 4% body fat, runs a 4'4", in the 40, like that doesn't mean they can catch a football.

That they have the heart to show up to practice every day. That they're tough. Like you can't build toughness. It's just you're either born with it or not. that they have the heart to show up to practice every day, that they're tough. You can't build toughness. It's just you're either born with it or not. But then again, if you're built like DK Metcalf and you don't have to have as much heart as, say, someone who – You do though.

He has heart. He's got heart. That's a bad example. I'm just saying if you're physically built that way. You know how many DK Metcalfs are out there that never made it? Because they have no heart. They have no drive. They got caught up in some bullshit. Who knows?

Yep. So just because there's a lot of guys who can run a 4-4 in the 40, the majority of those people aren't in the NFL. Yeah, they don't make it. So I don't know. I feel weird about it, though. I would watch those Olympics. I don't know why baseball just got fired. Well, the military is going to use it. Military? What are we doing? Those guys should be on whatever it takes to defend our freedom. I think they are why baseball is going to fire. Military, what are we doing?

Those guys should be on whatever it takes to defend our freedom. I think they are. What are we doing? If you're in an elite tier one. I don't know why baseball doesn't just do their thing. Well, yeah. Just hit a ball.

You protect your product. They can play longer can play baseball players are thinner now than they were in the 90s is that true thinner in other words the nice muscular is like jason jambi back then uh yeah those guys i mean there's some big dudes there's still some big guys Aaron Judge is huge pitchers are getting all those pitchers were huge every one of those pitchers were six but i just don't get why they don't let it let it ride i guess they just want you know there's like this taboo thinking from society with income steroids. But it's a more entertaining product.

Your players can play longer. They can throw faster. They can hit harder. Stay injury-free longer. That's what I'm saying. Play longer. Like there's no downside. And there's no physical – like we're not hitting each other.

No one's running into each other. I think it comes down to i think it's the thing you don't want yeah you don't want to the one thing you love about sports is that all things being equal we want to see how they how they pit yeah but how crunk were you about this deloitte olympics keep the same energy you just want this is the direction we're at i'm trying to keep my boner at that's what i'm saying mid-level because i got tight pants on. Yeah, dude. I can't wait. I think when baseball does it,

you don't need to announce it to the world. They didn't announce Mark McGuire, Sammy Sills. They didn't announce this to the world. You just suddenly tell the team, not testing this year. Just a little email blast. Hey, fellas, not testing this year. That's all

we do yeah i think i think what's going to happen also is that you're going to have these guys who are doing crazy shit on the field and stuff like that stop cussing for me sorry and uh then then what's going to happen is we're all going to be like wait what is he on what's the cocktail what lab did you go to i want some of that so there's gonna be a huge play there's a big money play on that whatever those enhanced athletes are doing civilians are going to copy that shit i guarantee that's sorry civilians oh yeah oh yeah yeah everybody rich people especially hold on i want to look like no it's already going on yeah i mean but now we have now we have a visible petri dish where we have like these are mice in a maze. We're going to just watch what

really works. It's been going on though. I know. If you're privy to it, it's been going on. I guess if those athletes are honest about their stacks. This is your stack. Now you're going to have proprietary stacks and they're going to keep that a secret probably. My doctors do this. They don't want everyone knowing

because then the competition can use it. It's about the best doctor. It's going down a weird road. It's going to be big business. It's already a big business. It's just not in the mainstream. You might want to sign me up. You know what you are? You're like when you

build a car and you want to put like a thousand horsepower on it, you do it. But the rods, the pistons, the drive shaft can't support that power, and then it breaks. So let's say we did it to you. Your bones, your tendons, your knees. They can't support the muscle?

It's going to break. Maybe I just want to walk around and be like, I got to get into a large. My back is too wide. All I want is to do this. This is all I want. Rod, watch. Just put on my medium true classic, and all of a sudden i'm like this is

too tight isn't it and you guys go it's a it's obnoxious you have to go large i gotta go large it's because my back my i'm not even doing anything i was just that's fine that's fine as long as you don't have like jog or jumping jack come on bro i'm still i'm back to training mma no but i'm saying if we put all that horsepower on you yeah it's just too much the frame something's gonna go yeah you're yeah you you want to be a thousand uh horsepower car but you're more of a 200 horsepower car i just got a little you don't have the infrastructure you don't have the the insides for it i got short femur bone what really hurts my feelings sometimes is when i'm on a plane and i'm sitting next to somebody and it's a lady and i look at my length of my my femur bone which is what holds me back in sport pretty good athlete i feel it's a lady and i look at my length of my my femur bone which is what holds me

back in sport pretty good athlete i feel it's kind of long standard it's not short it's standard it's a little short about a little short my torso on my neck we've talked about this guys i i like to make things super organic and natural does my skin look good it's all right it's shiny it's all right it's because, it's shiny? It's all right. It's because I got a lot of omega-7 fatty acids in me. Oh, wow. I was wondering that this morning. It's because I'm always got a handful of macadamia nuts. Is that why in the mornings you look so good from the nuts?

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you got jen all right we can't play this but i just encourage everyone to watch this if you oh it's good oh i can't wait for this fury versus the trailer now now and then i want to get your take on this this fight's february 17th same as the ufc i don't know the exact date. Pretty sure it's February 17th. So it's the same as the UFC. And what time is it on? It says 10 a.m. Well, you know how they do it over there in Saudi. When it says

10 a.m., they probably won't fight until 2, 3, because they like to do performances and dance for the sheik or whatever the hell the guy's name is yeah msb oh that's gonna be a big day are you in town on the 17th yes i am oh i know we should probably do something yeah remember we talked about the kansas city we were gonna talk about that fight though yeah bro let's we just want to win the fight we thought you're done already no man go for it we gotta talk about that fight. We're just asking when the official date is.

So it's on the 17th. Yeah. Usik, Tyson Fury. Can I see this trailer? You can't. It's gonna suck live because it's like five minutes long.

It's good though, huh? Oh, high production value. It's a movie trailer. Yeah, it's basically a movie. It shows, they're in the Wild West and it goes from the Wild West

to the Coliseum to Pirates. It's incredible. It's the best trailer you've ever seen for a fight. It shows they're in the Wild West. Then he goes from the Wild West to the Coliseum. It's insane. The Pirates. Incredible. It's the best trailer you've ever seen for a fight. Pretty much. I mean, who directed that? Usyk is, I mean, he's just incredible. I think he's, I'm putting my money on him.

He's a lot smaller, but I think he's going to beat. Boy, if, yeah. What do you think? If the Tyson Fury that showed up and fought Francis, which it's not going to be, but if even a version of that comes out, Usyk's going to beat the brakes off of him. Yeah. I believe that Usyk is hungrier, and I'm interested to see. What do you think?

Would you put your money on Usyk if you had to? I mean, you know, I absolutely love Tyson Fury, so no, I wouldn't bet against him. No, I love the Gypsy King. Yeah. He's my favorite. Nothing not to love about him. By far the toughest fight of his career.

By far. Really? By far. Yeah. So with your heart, but with your head. I'm going Usyk. I think Usyk's got, I don't know. He's just, wouldn't you see that Joshua fight?

They got that version of Tyson against Francis, man. Yeesh. And he went right back into camp for Usyk. Usyk's been trying to get this fight for how many freaking years now? By far the toughest matchup for Tyson. Wild. Can't wait, though. You just hope they don't do what they did with the the fury and uh francis fight where

it's just all that crap before you know do they have dancing and all that crap just a giant spectacle same day you got ufc what is that that's in anaheim 298 and volkanovski illiot robert whitaker paul costo, Jeff Neal, Ian Gary. What's your take on all these? It's a little early to give the picks, but that card's ridiculous. Marab, Henry. What a great day of fighting. You got Usyk, Fury going down.

They got UFC 298. All about it. That's up the street too, Daddy. That's in Anaheim. Want to take a little drive? No. No? No. You want to go to the fights? Is Joe going to be calling him? Yeah, man. He's the commentary for the UFC.

If he's calling him, maybe we go. Mark just texted that it's potentially off. Is that correct? Because what fight's off? Mark that correct? What fights off? Mark said what? Hold on. Let me actually put this on screen. The fight of Usyk Fury?

Fury's out, but then Usyk is still in against potentially someone else. What? He got hurt? Oh, come on. Oh, wow. Taisa Fury has suffered a cut in training. He wow that sucks i don't care i only want to see him fight i don't care it could be several months before fury is ready to fight you know what if you're a fury fan not the worst thing in the world correct him going from france is

straight into this camp tough fight damn the trailer too just came out. That sucks. Imagine if you're the money behind all the trailer promotion. You're like, what the fuck? But you don't have Usyk fight another guy. Just wait, right? Nah, he'll fight. He's a fighter's fighter.

He'll fight. He'll beat the brakes off somebody. All right. And he definitely wants that money from that place. What if they announce Francis versus Usyk? I mean, Francis fighting Joshua. Damn, look at this. Reportedly postponed.

Let's hope it's not like that. He calls him Sausage. I think that's so funny. And that right, Sausage. Sausage. It says Usyk versus Philippe. It's being explored. Yep.

Dang. That's a bummer. Sausage. Damn. Literally just 13 minutes. Your little sausage. Your little sausage. He says a lot of funny stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. That's such a bummer. Again, not the worst thing if you're a Fury fan. Severe cut. Wow. Man. That's a bummer. Well, that bummed me out.

Yeah. What else you got, Tim? Yeah, the Kansas City Chiefs fans that froze to death, all three of them, and their friend was inside the house that slept for two days. Apparently, inside sources...

Slept straight for two days? Straight for two days. That's why he wasn't able to find them until later. They died already. They did cocaine with fentanyl. So they're saying insiders are saying that the initial toxicology reports are saying they had fentanyl that was lethal level amounts in them, THC, and cocaine.

Jesus. Damn, these boys are trying to party for the Chiefs game. Cocaine? Well, it sounds like they did tainted cocaine. From insiders. We're not 100% sure, but that's what they're saying. But that would make sense, too. If you're on all that stuff, you're like a zombie.

Oh, man, speaking of cocaine, Hootie the Blowfish got busted with coke? Was it coke? Can I see that? It said like a minor drug offense. That's our friend right there, Kate. Yeah, she talked smack on him, though. Hootie the Blowfish. I like that guy.

Yeah, me too. Minor drug offense. Nah, he's good people that guy. Yeah, me too. Minor drug offense. Nah, he's good people, man. Darius Rucker. Came to my show in... Phoenix. Yeah, no, in Arizona. Nashville, Nashville.

I like that guy. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, Kate to get in there. I like Kate. I like both of them. Yep. What do we get busted with? Possession of casual exchange controlled substance.

So it could have been anything. Controlled. So it could even be like Vicodin or something. You know, painkillers. Yeah. Not a big deal. Yeah. I'm sure he'll be okay.

I mean, you know. Yeah. Let the guy party. Booty and the blowfish. How many more do you guys want? I don't know. Yeah. Let the guy party. Booty and the blowfish. How many more do you guys want? I don't know, man. Keep it going. Keep it going.

What time is it right now? I have a step class I have to get to. It's 9.52. Just kidding. Give us one more. Give me one more. Do you want to do the Mark Norman one? Not really.

Okay, this is really crazy. This is one that Sanaz sent in. Oh, this is so insane. So a YouTuber allegedly killed his father who he hated for some reason and then also decapitated him and put on youtube and it lasted for like 14 minutes or so before youtube took it down there's like that's a crazy image that's his dad's head yeah can you go back to that i'm just just worried. Let's put that on screen. Yeah. Okay, cool.

Well, it's blurred out, though. Well, he's wearing gloves. And it's like in a bag or something. Oh, and by the way, I read that he boiled, he stewed it into a pot, too. Yeah, he sounds like he needs some therapy or something. That's him right there. It's like, let's start with what happened. That shirt yells needs therapy.

Well, that shirt already is a red flag. If you see that guy walking in with that fake watch and that shirt, that can cause a child to go into a seizure. What's wild is this was on YouTube for 14 minutes. Yeah. Fucking horrible, man. It's just like some people are so out of their mind. Keep going down.

He clearly just he's he belongs in a hospital for the criminally insane correction youtube executives eventually caught wind so it's probably on for a few minutes but the video was 14 minutes long oh keep going down you know why did you do the head too but don't ask why because there are no why's you know what i'm saying yeah now let's start let's start. Why did you, oh, why? Oh, because see what he did was, you know, there's no. I don't know. I thought maybe his dad took his PlayStation or something.

He hated his dad. Like something. What's that? He hated his dad. Yeah, I know. I guess in other videos, he kept talking about how much he hates his dad. I guess you hate your dad, but to cut his head off and then.

No, he's crazy. He's a crazy person. There are other ways to deal with hate. If you're mad, have a talk. Yeah, don't cut their head off. Maybe write a letter. I don't know. That's what I. Can't can't get the hell it's where we draw the line decapitation yeah yeah i can who's that so this is a judge and two public defenders um the judge posted this on on their

facebook don't he did okay that's what i thought too right oh they might be in a hot tub on vacation guess who the judge is i don't know you would think it's the dude but it's the black girl yes she posted to her facebook page it says robson is surrounded by great tatas but the actual word oh i mean wait she's a judge she's a judge they're both district attorneys they're public defenders but but are they on vacation in a hot tub yeah they, they're having fun, but apparently it goes against the rules, the code. That they can't hang out. You can't hang out. You can't post

stuff like that. He's surrounded by great tits. I mean, she's funny. Wow. I'm fine with it. I'm fine with humor. So the rule is judges cannot convey the impression that any person, organization, position, influence. That's fair. You're a judge, man. so the rule is judges all these can't pay the impression that any person organization position influence that makes that's fair you're also you have me you're a judge man it probably again again

don't post these things like you know what i mean just be a little bit aware she also like she got she got in trouble multiple times uh another time is when she was talking to a defendant and the defendant was black and i guess she was the defendant did something towards a cop she goes don't ever be near a cop. Where do you go? Don't be near cops because you're black. And they don't like black people or something like that. So she got in trouble for that.

She sounds like she just speaks her mind from the bench. I don't know if you want her being your judge. Yeah. Let me go back to that again. She's very pretty there. I don't know. Oh, it's Las Vegas too, right? Is that where it's at? Because anything goes there there i don't know it's oh it's las vegas too right is that where it's at because everything anything goes there that's a different that's a

different thing uh all right i don't know sounds like she's she sounds kind of fun yeah i don't know if you want her as a judge though you're gonna want to as you if you're not like trying for murder like what was the uh what was they were the... They must have been on vacation or something. I don't know. I mean, they're in a hot tub or something. But you don't... It looks like an indoor hot tub or it could be a sauna. Yeah.

Yeah, like have some... Everyone's thick in that picture. They're thick. There ain't nobody in shape. Well, yeah. So they might be in the sauna. Sure. Cutting weight.

Maybe they're cutting weight. Maybe they're just hanging. Maybe it's like, listen, it's been a long time. There's some sucking going on. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey,

hey. I don't, I don't get why this is a problem. They can't, they have to hold themselves to a certain standard. You know who'd be the worst at enforcing any rules? You and me. Like,

I'd be like, I mean, hey. Well, yeah, that's why I'm not a judge. Yeah. I mean,

not good. Multiple reasons. Yeah. But people don't think judges and these district attorneys don't have fun like normal people. But don't post about it. They come up as lawyers. They probably were public defenders.

But even her caption, Robson is surrounded by great tits. Someone's like, hey, man. I think it's funny. I like the post. You can't do it as a judge. Maybe as a judge, still a little bit. Just know you're going to get a little,

they're going to be like, eh. Like, hey, tomorrow you got a double murder trial she's pretty though and she keeps saying that this was her other post like the initial post i think in september where she actually wrote this down on her life is still beautiful despite the fact that billy eilish doesn't start for 30 minutes and i have an 8 30 calendar tomorrow and then the hashtags vacate the shit out of out of custody cases where in the world's carmen san diego it's just a vacate one that got her in trouble yeah yeah she's a little wild she's feisty yeah yeah and i wouldn't want her on that's what i'm saying you guys you guys don't mind it but we think it's cool but let's say your kid was that's your judge yeah but mike my thing

is yeah she's all judges feel that way on the inside. Maybe just hold it in. Maybe inside voice, inside behavior. Yeah, be professional. Yeah. All right. Here's that last one because I got tagged so much in this. Everyone's saying that this is Brian.

70 ain't still going strong. Everyone says this is Brian. Dude, that's going to be me 100%. He's great though, huh? Hell yeah. Yeah, he's good. Looks like he's hard too. He's an actual boxer.

Yeah, he was. He was a boxer. See where his hand is? Look at that. Right there. 78. He looks great. Yeah.

Love that guy. I actually watch him. Oh, you do? Yeah, he gives good tips. Oh, he's like a guy. Yeah, he's a real guy. Boxing. He's a coach.

He's got a lot of followers. Oh, there he is. Followed by Carlos Condit. Oh, yeah. Boxing coach. Yeah. Perfect. He's like a TV journalist as well, I think. He's a coach. Followers. Oh, there he is. Followed by Carlos Condit. Oh, yeah. Boxing coach. Yeah. Perfect. He's like a TV journalist as well, I think.

He's awesome. 78. I love a man like that. Love him. He's in good shape. Ho, ho. That's me right there. Which one?

I can't wait to be 78 and still boxing. Yeah, he's moving well. I get a little insecure because I'm in an MMA class, jujitsu stuff with a bunch of 20, 21-year-olds, and I feel a little bit insecure sometimes. I feel old. You do? Because I look at myself in the mirror and I'm like, man,

I'm a great old fella. Compared to 20-year-olds? Everyone says you look great. You've always heard this, so yeah. Yeah, you know. I'm moving well. Guys, Louisville Comedy Club, March 1 and 2. And by the way, Sam Tripoli and I at The Well in Bakersfield, California.

Sam Tripoli and I doing stand-up Bakersfield at the well. You got a ticket link? Yep. It's February 23. And then we're going to be at the rec room February 24 in Huntington Beach, California. So come check out me and Sam Tripoli. It's exciting. BrianCallen.com for tickets.

I will put that link up right away. And we got Fire in the Kid live. Fire in the Kid live in Austin, Texas. That is February 15th, Thursday night, one show only with very special guests. Yeah, we'll see. It's going to be exciting. Come get some, Austin. All right, kids.

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