The Fighter & The Kid - Druski SUED Over Parody + Adesanya Decline Debate | TFATK Ep. 1176

Episode Date: March 31, 2026

In this episode of The Fighter and The Kid, Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen break down some of the biggest topics in UFC, comedy, and culture right now.They start with a deep dive into Israel Adesanya and whether the former UFC champion has lost his edge after recent performances. Is this the natural decline of a legend, or does he still have something left in the tank? The conversation also touches on Valentina Shevchenko, Amanda Nunes, and the current state of MMA.The guys also react to Druski facing backlash and potential legal action over his viral parody, leading to a bigger discussion around comedy, cancel culture, and freedom of speech.Beyond UFC and MMA, they get into America’s obesity crisis, diet trends, and shocking health statistics, along with a heated debate about whether a military draft could change discipline and society.From fight analysis to cultural takes, this episode covers it all.Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/fighter to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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My question is, did you watch the fights this weekend? Mm-hmm. Of course. Thoughts. Seeing. First of all, Macy Barber, I know she got knocked out. And choked out. I know, but could she look any more beautiful when she was lying there?

Right, the best we've seen. Yeah, she looked. Her eyes are gorgeous. her eyes. I was like, God, she's beautiful. Staring through your soul. My girl said that while we're watching, she goes, but she does have nice eyes. Yeah, she's gorgeous. Yeah. I'd rather that happen to her than like, you know, fucking robocop. He's like, hideous. Cyborg directed at the camera. I didn't know if she was out be or if she was just lying there kind of like in disbelief. No, no, she was out. She was out. And she has a history of seizures. Yeah. Oh, no. No, you don't lay there and just stare and not bling because you are sad, you lost.

She has a history of seizures? Yes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. There's a history of seizures. lot going on there. You're not out that long either. No. Yeah, no. She also said on Instagram, she goes, I don't remember any of that. Okay. But I have been reminded all day on Instagram. Yeah, but don't be reminded. You're awesome. And she's great and she's beautiful. And either said than that.

Either said than die. Either said than done. I know, but I'm just saying, like, there's no shame there. Like people. No. And she's only 27. Yeah. Yeah, she's good. She also is what, ranked four in the division? Yeah. Grasso's good, huh? Fight long. I can't wait to see Grasso. Wow.

Sam. Graso Valentina part three? What was this part three at this point? Part four. Part four? Four. Grasso, so. I'm good on it, man.

You're over it? Yeah. I don't know. Who else is going to even give Valentina a shot? Valtino doesn't have a ton left in the tank. Go to the rankings, though, Jim, for me. Rankings? Lost draw, win.

She's beaten, you know. Yeah. Oh, no, you had it, bud. You had it. Valentina is so amazing. think she's one of it she's the goat female wise Natalia Silva will probably get the shot next you put Valentina over a cyborg

Nunez? No, I don't I mean I you know I think Amanda she fought Nunez right and and I think lost by a nose hair she lost though yeah yeah but they were different weight class right yeah yeah so like she bumped up to fight her yeah that's why I put I put Valentina that right there right with Amanda I'd say right with her like a 1B but also I would say this I would say that Amanda sort of seemed to, she kind of lost her fire for it and Valentina's still going. So longevity plays a factor in my, in my book. You know, she's still doing it.

Nunes just has such bigger wins. I mean, like knocked out Ronda, knocked out Cyborg. That's a big one. Like big boy wins. My question is how hard was it for Cyborg to suck down to that weight though? They fight a 45 or 35? 45. Oh. Yeah, you're right, buddy. About a 45.

Yeah, so that's not an excuse. It's not a terrible. It's not a terrible cut, right? That's not an excuse. She's like your side. She beats, she not, she mollywoped cyborg when you're talking about cyborg. Yeah. And then go to Chef Chanko's best one, Chin.

This is an easy debate, Bubba. Her best one. Is this, uh, the chef Changle here? Yeah. Wang J. Lee, no joke. Grasso, no joke. But just go for wins. Like, you would say her way lay, Zang Wei, is probably your best wins.

and Alyssa Grasso. I mean, Garasso is just as good, right? Murphy's great. Yeah. Just gun, no, we're talking big boys here. So Cyborg, Roder Rousie, like,

now go to Mananue's wins. Yeah, I think if you compare the two, it's... But she's fought all comers, and I think she was neck and neck with... They've both fought all comers, though. But I wonder, though, is how much longer she has. Not long.

You give it two, three fights? How many fights does... Megan Anderson? Duranmi, Holly Home. She beat Holly Home. Damn, that's a big win too. Holly Home's a big one. Chris Seaborg.

Pennington. Not that she's a big name, but she's great for that division. Megan Ayerson was a champ too. Not in the UFC, but in Invicta. Who was in the Giuliana Paineo is wild? Wild. But then she redeemed herself.

She's a beast, man. She's, you know, yeah. She beat Misha Tate. Ever heard of her? Yeah. Like, you look. Look at her strength of schedule and wins over big names and in big moments. Like she destroys her.

And how many fights did she have? Let's count them. It's a lot. She fought a lot. 13 by knockout. 23 and 5. Wow. I look at cyber.

28 matches. It's like the Fador Emilienko of women's fighting. It's like we don't know how she would have done today. But like for what she did back when she did it, just unbelievable. Who, Nunez? Cyborg. Yeah. Beast.

Oh, Cyborg would be a problem. The women's division hasn't gotten better. after ronda i'd say it got slightly better and then kind of stalled yeah it's stalled like in the last four or five years kind of stalled like men's fighting keeps on changing over sort of even men's have stalled what do you think what do you think is uh do you think that uh with all due respect and a sana is kind of just he just has lost his fire desire yeah exactly yeah yeah he's used to be the most elusive fighter that's ever the first style bender the first round like he was he fought like an anime Like he was all like head movement like crazy.

Now he goes against Joe Piper and it's like, I'm going to put my face in front of these giant punches. I know. He kind of loses his interest in a weird way. I don't know. It's just a- He won the first round. Like he always losses you. He comes out, wins the first round.

Looks great. And then he just abandoned the leg kick. Yep. Abandon it. Yeah. Because Joe was hobbling on that, on that lead foot. Damn. And then he went, all right, now I'm going to let you punch me as whole.

hard as you can in the face and then test my wrestling. This is crazy. Yeah. That's not the same guy that fought like, you know, gasoline and all of this. But how could it be? He has over 100 fights. I think that's right.

Everybody eventually your light dims. He also almost a better reason to be more elusive because like. But he did the impossible when he beat Pereira when he came back. I mean, it's so incredible. I think everything's downhill from there anyway. And it's like, how much more can you go? for when you've been fighting that long. You know what would have been smart?

Go out on the Pereira fight. Yeah, the Potom fight. End it there. Of course. Of course. But, you know, you get drawn back in. There's money. There's a lot.

There's a lot. I guess it's probably his contract, right? He probably is like, fuck. He was beating DDP all the way to the fifth round, man. He's doing well? I mean, looking great. And then just kind of was like, eh? DDP has tune force.

He's like a Looney Tunes character. A key fucking, his plot arm. It's like he's the main character. Like the fact that he, it just doesn't work against Hamzat. No. Jeez. Now, Hamzad's going to hold you down.

He's going to, he's going to take you down and he's going to hold you down. Did you see anything new when he came in here? Buddy, I'm notoriously, I'm notoriously, what's the word? Clueless? About that stuff.

You didn't see Ching got a new truck down there? Oh, I saw that. Yeah. I parked behind it. You got a slap. I punched at the windows. I tested the side. He was like just,

I'm gonna go as far as I had to make sure it wasn't a kit. Had to make sure it was real. I'll go as far as I say the coolest truck I've ever seen. Dude. Hey, thanks, Nick.

No. I caught, I caught him. I caught him quietly. He was going like this with his hand. And then his other hand was touching his genitals. Yeah.

I was like, the interior is fucking big. I'll give you that. I told you. It's like a movie theater. They're like, Does that have that airplane handle though? I hate that.

That's the one thing I don't like. I don't like that. That's the only thing I don't like. I think you can, but it's still so, like, sensitive or I don't know? You got to do black, black mat wrapping on that. So it looks like Ben Afflex. Nick likes Black Matt. Nick likes Black Matt.

I said my favorite top two is the black mat and also the glossy black. If you see the glossy black, it looks glossy black. Every time you get in that car, you're going to be in a good mood. I'm already in a better mood. Yeah. He seemed like it. You get in there and you're like, ah. You know, you just feel good.

Exactly. Now you're going to start. Now we just need Gia, a new car, and we're cooking, dude. Who? You. I need a new car. If this ups the morale of the show, Chin's feeling good. I like my little, my little gay Tesla, but I should get something different.

Chin, now we're going to get you lifting weights. We'll get you doing a little lifting weights of lifting. Brian always says I don't miss weights. No, no, no, no. We need a formal weight program so that you're jacked. You're walking with a straight back abroad chest. Do you go in the gym, chin? No.

I have a home member? I have a bow flex system with. Dumbels? Right? What? Listen, listen to me right now. Listen me right now. This is going to change your life.

Yeah. I want you to get into a program. I want you going to a gym. I don't know how you're going to do it, but you get into there where you're doing something and you're actually lifting weights, but you feel like you're really working out. And you're around other people. Yeah. So that when you go to the gym, you're like, fuck, man.

You know who's at gyms? Girls, yeah. Yeah. You know what you need? Yeah. But also you need a program. You need like when you go and you don't have an excuse, you got to show up with people and you're like, fuck, I'm a little nervous because it's going to be hard.

Not only if you need a program, but that's a little too much, but you could just go in there. He's not going to do it. There's chicks. But he won't do it himself. And then they see you going to a cyber truck, buddy. Yeah. Dicks up. No, first thing.

But have somebody who makes you do it, though, and pushes you that extra bit because you won't do it yourself. Bri, here's the thing. That's where you're wrong. I'm already 48 years old. I know exactly what I like to do. When I wake up in the morning, I don't want to put on, you know, go take a shower, or even I have showers, put on clothes, get ready, drive to the, drive to the, drive to the gym and then all this stuff.

I like, just like, I can just go right into my upstairs and work out. And it's just like that and I'll do it way more upstairs, gym. I have a bow flex system. It goes up to 52 per dumbbell, 52.5. Yeah. I know it. It's a lot, dude. And then, but you're not going to do it.

Are there jack dudes up there to motivate you? I have an iPad and I just look at jackdudes. Dude, you're not going to do it. Get in the car. I do it. I'll say this. Since I moved Texans, I haven't done it. I'll be honest about that. I know. But I normally do. I'm aware of that. I normally do it, though.

Get in a car, drive to the fucking gym, man up and work out. Now you got that truck. Now get your body to match the truck. Or at least go upstairs and work out, because he's not even doing that right. Not in Texas so far. You got these two guys who know everything about working out. Just let's go. They're overkill, though, man.

I don't want to get that. No, they're not overkill. I'm just saying, oh, dude. They're just too buff. But what will happen is you'll just do something every day, no matter what. Like, you just feel that. I did that fucking aerodynamic like yesterday. That's hard, man.

Dude, that makes me, every time I look at it, I'm like, it's like a cold plunge for me. I'm like, I'm going to go through some serious pain. What's your reasoning for using it? I only do like 10 minutes, but like what Dorian Yates said, I go hard and I try to keep, like I'll do 10 minutes. I did 10 minutes yesterday. I kept it at above 60. Are you doing it for heart health?

Motherfucker. Basically? It's, it's both an aerobic, like it's a, like it's a, great warm up. Like I'll do that before I do jihitsu or before I box. Are you, you're not a cold fun guy, right? No, fuck bad. Fuck cold plunges. Fuck all that. I don't do any of that. You don't do anything to make your life harder at the being the day? The last time I did that, I was at, I was at Tim Kennedy's place. And he's got the swirling one. And they had me in there. And my wife thought I was going to die because my face went gray. I was, I was in shock. She goes, you got to get out of there.

But I stayed for three minutes because I had to. It was the worst. I just don't like people when they say I want to start my day hard. I'm like, it's already hard. Why do you get to add to it? Also, I don't need that hard. I'll work out hard, but I do that. I want to be that successful where I need to make my life hard at the beginning of the day. It's very privileged thing. Like, you want to start hard, enjoy my bills.

You know what I mean? I just like being in shape. I like working out. But then it's also such a privileged thing where you're like, you guys want to start your day hard. Get a cold plunge. Chin, bring up how much those devices cost? How much? Well, let me just drop six grand.

Is it that much for one? Yeah, but they also did a lot. They also did a lot of studies on. Like, if you do that every day, it's not necessarily good for you. You're shocking your body. It's not that, apparently,

it's apparently, the science is like, well, hold on. You know, you're actually straining your heart sometimes. And I know people are going to kill me for saying that,

but these are pretty, doable. Yeah, but you need to get your whole body in there. Yeah, don't you like, that's $4,000 for a coal plunge. I think that's for food chin.

that's like a pot you might know the ones that are actually that run themselves are really expensive yeah they're very expensive yeah oh there you go just get that one 30 000 the c2 coal plugs tub 30 000 or i'll buy a car and turn the ac on it's the river mode i bet that thing's so lit though yeah you get in there and it's and it's the reason that they have it's ridiculous moving like that is you're going to freeze there's never been a day where i started i went if only this was harder yeah I put it on enough fires. Look at my income to my bills.

I don't need a cold plunge. That's right. I'm good. You're building something. Like, you know. I'm good. I'm excited for your new show to come out, Bubba. I know.

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Platt's like a guy who's known for legs just to put us through it. That'd be funny, but only do one episode of that. Yeah. You do do legs though, right? Yeah. They're like taxes. I have to do that. I don't want to do them.

But you hate them? But I have to do them. Yeah. It's because they're not fun. No. Isn't that the most important thing, though? It is. Yeah.

That's why it's taxes. You have to do it. Otherwise you go to do it. But you fucking, you try and find out a reason not to do it. Yeah. It sucks. Do that,

just do the, yeah, I guess what do you, would, squads. Did you get any buffalo wings in Buffalo? No. You're not that guy.

Because I don't think there's any difference. There's some fire ones out there, but there's some shitty ones too. Actually, I'll be honest, Buffalo is not a place I would go for. It's culinary. Well, you got a buffalo. Is they inventive?

Yeah, but I went to, you know, it's like, it's, it's buffalo. Giant portions and, you know. Are they thick people up there? The answer to that question, sir, is yes. Yeah? Yes. I don't have ever said this for it. I remember, like, good people.

I've only lived in New York, Los Angeles, Miami, Austin. Jesus, take it easy, man. So, like, I've only been around. around fit people, so I never understood the stereotype that Americans are fat until when we first started going on the road. Oh, man. We went to Omaha and I went to Omaha and I went, oh, we're hiding them in the middle. Yeah.

Oh, bro. Yeah. Our body, it's America's shaped like in America, like, it's all, we store all the fat in the middle and the limbs are fun. Yeah. Americans, the way Americans eat primarily is a form of madness. Like the one thing about JFK and the Maha movement is like, you know, I mean, RFCK, RFK. You may disagree with a lot of things and stuff,

but at the end of the day, the essence of eating well and practicing preventative medicine, staying in shape, that's the message. And we could, we would really, we would do a lot. I remember this woman who worked at a pharmaceutical company who,

they, she was responsible for a certain, she ran the division that, that was responsible for a certain diabetes medication, right? And she said, we would probably sell, 90% less of this drug if people just walked after they ate

if they took a 20 minute walk said the science is there she said the science says if you just take a 20 minute walk after a meal like at night you would probably need you know you wouldn't even need this medication it's fucking crazy because I don't know if you watched it did you ever see the channel on YouTube Jubilee

it's like they do like the the Charlie Kirk did it where argued with like 30 liberals. Oh, yeah. So they had Jillian Michaels, uh, argue with a bunch of, uh, body positivity movement people. God. And I didn't realize until she said it. Our country, 74% overweight.

Oh, yeah. 74. We're at 40% obese. Walk through the fucking airports. I mean, I, I'm, I do it all day. And it was so funny for them trying to argue because everything she said, she just brought straight facts. She's obese.

So they had to just argue about their feelings. Like, like, one girl's like, you can't call us, you can't use the word obese. you have to use fat body. No. You know what's crazy? If I was fat and you called me fat-bodied, I'd be so insulted. Like, excuse me? They're so, that's stupid body.

I don't identify as fat body. That's all out the window because those Zemphic's so prevalent now. Yeah. So all those fat, like the face of the fat movement, they're all skinny now. Reddish Trial is going to be the real drug. Apparently Eli Lili is closing in on that patent. It's going to be, they say a trillion dollar drug. They better not fucking raise the prices.

Oh, they will. because it's so cheap in the gray market. Yeah. The gray market. Yeah. Gray market, baby. Yeah, her, her debating all them was just so funny because it was just them coming at.

They never argued any of her points. They would just argue how, and they would be like, well, you know, it's different for me because I'm an immigrant and, and it's like, what is that any of the?

No, they argue vibes. Yes. You know, they're not arguing the actual factual information. Yeah. It's vibes. And she was just saying,

like, I'm sure this stems from something. They're like, this is my body and I'm okay. It's like, there's nothing that drives me more crazy than that, actually. There's nothing that drives me more crazy than putting your emotions first over facts. And I see it all the fucking time. And I see it especially from that quadrant of the world of just the strange left college thing

about my lived experience. And you're always like, I know, but you can say whatever you want. There are certain cultures that don't do things as well as other cultures in the 21st century. Okay? So if you put education, frugality and discipline at the forefront and family structure, you're going to win. Sorry. I don't care what color you are or whatever. If you don't, you're going to lose.

The fat thing is the one different thing because I actually think that it's almost child abuse when you let your kids get more. Like, remember that time we were, I forgot where we were on tour, but you actually got sad. at how fat that kid was outside of Bass Pro Shop because the parents were so fat and the kid was morbidly ob. He had to be like 400 pounds maybe 10 years old. And I'm just like, that's abuse

because the kid doesn't know. He doesn't know, he's just fed whatever he's fed. Yeah. And I remember seeing that, it made me sad because I'm like, this kid's gonna be ruined for life now. Well, you know how much those kids have to eat because kids burn so many calories? This kid's not burning.

But they develop insulin resistance by the time they're nine years old be. like they'll eat so much, they'll eat so much sugar by the time they're nine that their pancreas gives up. They become diabetic. There are entire swaths that were talking about this in Spanish Harlem. Literally like there was, they were talking about how kids by the time they were 15 all become diabetic. And when they were eating salad, they're like, what are you, a rabbit? There was all this cultural thing to eat just a lot of food. And it's like, well, no, that's bad for you. Okay. And it became almost normal to get to, for everyone to be obese in certain, certain quadrants of lower income,

you know. I'm sure back when you were kid, there's probably no fat people. Like there's somebody, it was probably such a rarity to see an actual fat person. I wish I could say that. But actually, when I was 21, I went to Wyoming. I drove across the country with my friends. I could not believe. I was in Wyoming.

I was in Montana. I couldn't believe how fat people were. Really? I mean, my, my girlfriend was like, you got to stop because I'd be like, what the fuck it was crazy what these hot springs and when i say obese when i say obese it was before people were talking about carbs they didn't know so this is what 1990 fucking 1989 90 yeah um got it's so long ago i was born that year i know when you were born when you were born and i was and i was 21 or 22 and we were at these hot springs um i've never seen

when I say everyone, except for me and my friends, we're fat, everybody. I would honestly say, if I mean, not fat, I'm talking about obese. When people say, if you could be king for a day, what would you do to make the population safer, make them better? I say it would have to be mandatory to learn the laws of thermodynamics in school. Like, you should have to learn what a calorie is, how to count calories. But they didn't know back then. To me, it's weird when people get, they're like, oh, it's a sickness to count calories.

I'm like, it's actually sicker to just be a, go with the flow. But you can put whatever you want your body. It's also an agenda like with fast food and all the toxins they put in the food, you know. Well, you guys grew up with that. That's what she brought up in that. But you guys grew up with the concepts of slow carb, low carb. We didn't have that.

And so when I went to Wyoming, my, my girl had grown up in Kansas. But real fast. She said, she goes, I go, and I was overseas close to my life. And then I was in New York. So I never saw that kind of fatness, right? And so I looked at, I was in Wyoming and I went, what the fuck? And she goes, oh, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, you'll see. And then it was just one person after another.

Sure, but the thing about carbs, that whole craze is crazy in me, because it doesn't matter whether or not you're taking carbs, whether you're taking protein, whether you're taking fat. If you take in more calories, then your body is burning. It doesn't matter what macronutrient you're taking in. Sure, you'll have maybe a different energy levels if you're taking in carbohydrates over protein. If you're only eating protein and fat and no carbs, your brain needs, uh, you're, you're

glucose, it's going to help you just perform better, but you still will be less fat. As you get older, like as I get older now, this is the first time of my life. If I eat pasta every day for three days, I'll get a belly. Really? Yeah.

If I eat bread and pasta every day, so I don't eat any carbs until the nighttime. You don't eat them before you work out? No, man. I live on protein and fats mostly, and then later on I'll have that. You need carbs before you workout. You're doing it backwards?

No. So I do it. just was listening to these guys, these exercise scientists, and they were like, as you get older, if you, if you, if you, if you're older and you're getting belly fat or something, you put on, they say just eat carbs. I do really well with carbs at night. Like I sleep better and everything else. I can't do the protein and fat at night.

So the science behind that, you know the word hydrate in carbohydrate. Yes. Is water. Yeah. So you're not putting, it's not fat that you're put on. It's excess water retention. So it's not actually. Oh, is that right?

Yeah. That's why the word hydrate isn't carbohydrate. But it doesn't don't, don't carbohydrates spike your insulin? And then. It can. Yeah. But it depends. I do.

I'll eat like I'll eat carbs before I work out sometimes in the morning. Yeah. Because I have more energy. But last night I don't eat. I just have coffee. But it will give you the energy to get through the workout. So that's your body's going to feed off. Your body's going to have a hard time using fat as energy.

Right. Because you want you want glucose. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And also proteins and fats are just more satiating. So if you eat protein and fat at nighttime, you'll stay full or longer. Can't sleep. It's weird.

Really? So much better. So I do great with fat and protein all through the day. And then at night I can have a big bowl of pasta or whatever. I sleep like a baby. If I eat a steak, I'm fucked. Chana, how did you get so chubby when you're a kid? Please, let's make this fun.

How did you get chubby? My parents didn't know. They thought they were just making me happy. And would they just give me fast food all the time? Whatever you wanted. They were trying to buy. My mom always told me a story. They tried to buy a Coke machine, like a soda found for home to make us happy.

Thankfully, they didn't do that. Shout to your mom. Did they make it happen or no, no, no, so expensive. Yeah. Dude, when I was in high school, I was drinking Slim Fast. You remember Slim Fast? Oh, yeah. I had to cover in foil so people didn't shit.

Yeah, there's nothing. You know, I could always tell if someone was fat at some point. Me and you talked about this on my show where you could tell if someone was chubby when they were younger, by this, if they go this. Always. If there's a shirt pull, they were fat at some point. They give cancer patients insure. You ever see that shit?

Yeah. It's in that you can buy it in a drugstore. Yeah. It's a can. Fuck off. But Jim, were you active as a kid or you're just eating? Just regular. I did skateboarding and played with my friends.

I didn't do any like, you know, not like you guys were I played sports. Mm. But as you're moving. Like, I'll let Tiger one night a week have fast food. Like, he had a game yesterday. They were out there forever. They won the championship. And the first thing he says, dad, Pete Terry's.

I'm like, hell yeah. Are you a Pete Terry's guy? Yeah, big time. Over in and out? All day. Really? Pete Terry's. Yeah.

Over in and out's crazy You know there's an out here Yeah that's what I'm saying In and out of here I'm there is an out of here I was yeah where on Southamar No shit yeah it's a little far Man my thing is Taco Deli Do you like that? Yeah it's the best

It's homemade it's cooked there You like that oh okay best Both of them are right near my girl's house You don't like it? I think it's okay Taco deli I've been going to cheat There's a place called chilandro and it's It's Korean but it's like Chipotle but Korean and it's fucking banging.

How about B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B. Yeah, same thing. Oh, that shit is... I just get the Korean steak with rice. Kava! How good is Kava? Dude, when I used to live in the city and I used to live around the corner of course,

I would go to that just for the pita chips. Yeah. Kava's... $4. Chilantro. $4? They don't fuck around. Well, no, that's a bad...

You're not eating me, Bubba. $4. By the way, that's... That's the thing. Oh, that looks good. I like a deal. That's a deal. Like, you usually depending like $12 or bowl.

Oh, got you. Yeah. Rice and beans, if you're in a pinch. Rice and beans? Yeah. They always say that's the poor man's protein. When I first started doing stand-up, that's how broke I was. I was eating bean salads.

Yeah. You do not have a sick physique from reading beans salad. Devin Lerat, the armistler, he was in that Tier 1 unit, Canadian Tier 1, like the Delta Force, seven, seven combat tours in Afghanistan shot twice. Nobody knows that about him. Never talks about it. And he said when he finally got out of the special. forces after 16 years he uh he was living on apples and sardines he's a world champion warm wrestler

and it's like i'm just going to keep following this until he used to go yeah for a year he ate apples and sardines that was it that's all they could afford a bad diet yeah no it's pretty good i wish i liked fish i feel like i like guinea fish i hate all seafood oh wow that's i had a weird experience as a child with seafood and then ever since then because i guess my parents were broke and we're eating my mom gave me fish sticks and i guess we're so broke that they weren't boneless oh and a bone lodged in my throat and almost died and that day fucking hey and one of frozen ones yeah that's not good that's how you know you're poor when you don't have boneless fish sticks yeah and it got slodged in my throat term purple fish and my brain immediate was like we're not doing this anymore damn you're about

to say something slick and i don't like it no we guess we call fish steak seafood. It's basically a chicken tender with bones in it. I guess. Oh, yeah. Rob Schneider calls on the U.S. to restore the military draft. Well, why does anybody give up

the age of the military draft? I think the age now is 42. Yeah. With what? For military to get drafted. I'm officially back in the age group of being able to get drafted. I'm back. How bad would that sucked? I would just fucking be horrible. I don't want to do this shit. You got to go for two

years we own you most of that's how it was for the longest time when I was growing up I remember I remember they were to pick your name out of a hat you know I was like at a summer camp and all the guys were over 18 they were all like and we were going to go to war I can't remember what the situation was and he goes

and the guy was like they're going to pull my name out of a hat holy shit so it says effective April 20th 20th 26 the army increase the army increased its maximum list from 35 to 43 now? So you just age that of it? Fuck! Ah! I'm happy you should be happy dude i don't want to be

part of this shit conscripting people in ukraine up to 65 and they're just out of men how helpful are those people can't be great can't all that weight maybe except up to 41 marines are like nah bitch we don't want you fucking fossils 28 so russians are not known for being in great

shape in their older ages they stuff like a guy shaped like a bean with bangs they drink too much tough people though how would you feel if drafted you right now. I would do some damage, man. I just don't want to do it.

What am I going over for? Right? It's fucking, I ran more. What the fuck? Yeah, hey, you're going to go take Farg Island or Carg Island.

Like, what? I would be so fucking pissed. Just sitting there, like, like there's no dog in the fight. Kind of like, I guess I'm a patriot.

Fuck this. You don't have any, like, streamers and shit would get drafted? Oh, my God. Some guy on his phone? Yeah, we're here. Chat, check this out.

Probably change the way we, I think the draft would change our foreign policy. It'd be a good thing. When we go to war, we'd all be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, for what? It'd actually be a good thing. Yeah. Send Lindsey Graham there. Send Baron Trump there. But also like these.

You want to go to war. Okay, Baron Trump needs to send his nine foot tall ass on the front line. In Britain, in most, in Britain, back in the day, the aristocracy were on the front lines. So when you went to World War I and World War II, the aristocracy, if you were a lord, if you were, you went to war, man, and you were with those men and you died with those guys. That's how it should be. Remember the Kennedy's? Joe Kennedy's son, uh, it wasn't John, but his other son was killed in the war. He was shot down. He was like, he was a combat guy. If Lindsey Graham had to go to war, foreign policy would be very different.

But imagine how much tough, imagine how much tougher this like younger generation would be if they had to actually experience. And disciplined, by the way, disciplined. Not only that, they'd have a different idea. You're not getting as many in cells. I bet you don't get as many mass shootings. People didn't have to get out of their basement. They'd also be as much video games.

They'd see other countries. I don't talk as much shit to each other. I agree. Sure. But it's also like this war, we have, I don't want to be a part of it to begin with. Oh, no. Actually be a part of it. No, no, but I think that there's a mandatory draft.

I totally agree. I think that men would be different. You'd have way less crime because. younger men would be in a constructive. Are you saying like a, like an IDF thing where it's like you're mandatory to be, not to serve. Yeah, but to be in the military. I think it's a great idea personally.

Yeah? Yeah. I think a lot of, I think a lot of young men. I don't know. Well, especially if they're athletes and maybe they'd be an exemption, but for the most part, I think, and there always was an exemption, actually, I think. If you were in college, if you had a family, they would give you exemption.

I can't do it, right? Doesn't they catch you out of it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, colorblind and flat feet. I'm colorblind. Paul Newman was colorblind, so he could. Or they should ask. I'm bad with breads and oranges.

Really? I'm out. Yeah, I would be too. And flat feet. They should ask, let me see your screen time. If you're in that age of 28, let me see your screen time. Oh, that's good. If it's like nine hours' date, buddy, you're going.

100%. Yeah. 100%. Should base off screen time. And you learn a lot. Like, think about the discipline. Two years of like waking up early, working out. Teamwork, responsibility.

All that shit, man. You come out with some pride. You were in the military. A respect for violence. It's just if you have to go to a bullshit war. In all fairness, I mean, if school shooters are going to share anything, I guess let it be another country, people from the country instead of our own school children. Well, that's also a mental health thing.

Then now they're working out. Yeah, exactly. They create a foundation. Gen Z kids have mental health problems at this point. Well, it's become, you know. Yeah. First of all, you're eating shit food. You're not working out.

You're on your fucking phone all the day. You're disconnected from them. But they don't drink and they don't do drugs, which is cool. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. But they're addicted to something else. Yeah. Something might actually, how about this?

Something worse. Smoking weed and drinking might be way less bad for you than your fucking phone nine hours a day. That's fair. What do you got, Jen? My son turned two today. Cutie. This is his birthday? Yeah.

Oh, shit. It's my mom's birthday too. No shit. March 30th? Yeah. It's awesome. Cody's two now? Sorry?

Cody's two? He's two. Wow. Wow. I know. Damn. I remember when he was still in the, in the little bassinet.

Remember that time you crashed the car? And that was the first, because I'd never heard the baby cry. And then Brian was driving. We're on the road. Brian's driving through, you know, and you rent a car and he thought he could also

go behind the person who, so it's supposed to go up one by one. Yeah. And you're supposed to, because it's a whole process to make sure it knows the car. The gate goes up. The guy goes through.

Brian thinks he could also squeeze him behind. No, he did. He goes, go ahead. And I went, boom. And he was like,

oh. And then that's why. I didn't get in trouble. He brought it down because he, I said, you told me to go through. Because otherwise I would have been in trouble because I didn't see that. I fucked the beginning. Yeah, the bottom of the front up. He goes like this. When he went through, he goes like that. So I go and I go, you fucking, you know, yeah, that was crazy. That was the only time I've ever heard. It was a BMW too. Never. Scared. Yeah. I was scared. Nice BMW. Yeah. And the fucking gate crash right down on the car.

You just fuck it up? Not too bad, actually. But you more liable be? Because they told you you go through? No. No. it's fine and I told him I go hey you got to make you know I got to see the damage here because you know that was the first time I'm like oh people from L.A. are bad drivers yeah okay you're a real LA driver oh yeah you're a real L.A. driver oh yeah I bet I haven't been in an accident ever ever you drive when you drive when you drive I have to look on my phone yeah but I'm good driver never get any accidents I might just be a little bit like wild because I've been driving so long But you're not going to get hurt.

Like you, when it comes up to, like, the hills near your house? Yeah. I can't look. Yeah, I drive fast. Terrifying. I know. Pluto TV has thousands of free movies and TV shows.

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Oh, let's start with if you guys want to do it because we didn't get to cover it last week. But, uh, Drewski. Oh, my God. People are upset about it too. Really, people on the right. I thought it was freedom of speech. And the right always harps on my speech.

I think if you're being funny like Drewski, or anything goes and it's all good. But the thing is with him, he gives it to everybody. Yeah. Like he makes fun of Puerto Ricans, black people, white ministers, like everyone. If he was just doing white face, then you're like, all right, this is a little dicey. He's so funny. But literally, he does it for everybody.

Yeah. By the way, he can, look at him. It's so spot on. They said Erica Kurt's trying to assume. Yeah. On the count, on the basis of what? Being too accurate. Look at how his hands, though.

Look at the makeup job. Oh, his makeup. that should win it at me. Guys, it's funny. The lips are so spot on. I serve a righteous God. It looks scary.

The eyes are so spot on. But when I say children, I mean like the Holy Blessed Trinity, which is why I hold the Bible. Have you seen the original Erica Kirk version of that? To me, I know, but to me, It's, it's, I don't like making fun of Erica Kirk because she's been through some terrible stuff.

But this is comedy, this is satire. And I'm always going to give many comedians this good a pass. A hundred percent. Herker Kurtz also kind of asked what this do with her antics since her husband's death. It's like, don't come out on fucking suspension and that's why that's why he's doing it. On what? Come out on what? She comes out with firecrackers and all this shit.

Oh, really? Yeah, that part was crazy. Yeah, I don't, I don't know what to say about any of that. Kirk has responded to Drusky's impersonation, and Drusky is set to face legal action. In Drusky's latest video, he recreated Erica Kirk almost exactly. The all-white outfit, the entrance holding fireworks, the signature double take, the half-crying, half-smiling expression, the exaggerated gestures, and the slightly awkward speaking rhythm. As soon as the video was released, the first reaction from netizens was, it's too similar. But Erica Kurt clearly doesn't see it that way.

In her response, she explicitly stated that the video has crossed the line of humor. And she will take legal action on grounds including malicious exploitation of her personal image and potential defamation. Some argue that comedy inherently involves exaggeration and mimicry. And that Drusky is simply doing what he's always done. Others point out that when an imitation is so precise that it reinforces a public stereotype of a person, through so much but but like so i i i totally sympathize with how much she's been through but also i defend comedy at all costs yeah and this is also asking for it too like a lot of shit that she's done that's what gives him the ability to do it so exaggerated like that is her why is it hitting so hard because it's spot on

comedy no matter where it comes from you need to give it a chance no matter what like interview agree with it don't agree with it like because i bet you she'll laugh at something that has to do with liberals. You know what I mean? Like if it's making fun of this or making fun of that, I'm sure. I think Druski's nothing but in that positive all the way across the board. Yeah. Yeah, but they celebrate him when he did all the other stuff. And then when they come for the right, like, whoa, we got to sue this guy. It's like, whoa. The right has to have a sense of humor too. The right being the woke right now is it's cringy. It's not good. It's like, that's what they made fun of the left for for so long. And it's like, don't do what made

everyone hate the left. Because now you're becoming the thing that you hated. But again, it was okay when you shit on Joe Biden and shown that. And we all left, you know what I mean? Yes. But then when it happens, don't be that guy at the comedy show that laughs at everything until it's your thing. Can you imagine if Trump sued everybody who did a parody of him? Oh my God. There's comedians getting sued right.

A comedian just got served papers while he was on stage at the laugh factory. Because the joke, he's the Lion King guy. Oh, yeah. He got served while he was on stage. Yeah, that guy's awesome. That just makes him bigger. And what a dumb thing is. Yeah, that's so lame.

You guys want to see him actually? Let me hear this guy. I'm officially getting sued for telling a joke. Look, there's a lion. Oh, my God. And that's why I'm getting sued for $27 million. And to make matters worse, I got served a lawsuit while I was performing on stage. What is this?

What is this? Service. Oh, shit. I just got served. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. You just said. Well, those are wondering what this is for.

I did a joke about the Lion King. I don't know. You saw it? Who's coming from Disney? Yeah. No, the guy who goes the song. Go fuck yourself. This is a shit.

Go to fuck yourself, whoever that guy is. You're not going to win that. You're not going to win that shit. You're allowed to say whatever you fucking want. Yeah. You have to prove malicious intent. Mm-hmm.

But even then, it's like... By the way, look up what it actually says. Did we do that last time? Yeah. Like, it says something like that. You just have no right to say anything's funny. If when the thing that offends you, you think I have the right to sue. Yeah.

Correct. We already looked this... I know if you guys want to start, we can move on. Yeah. It's so funny, though. I thought Patrice O'Neill on Fox News back in the day was the best thing ever. Did you ever see him when they're asking him about offensive jokes? It's so good.

He's so smart. He said it all comes from the same place, right? It's like, yeah. It comes to just want to be funny. And then he made a joke like, and it was a really, and it was a mean joke. And he was like, oh, why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? That's absurd.

Why are you laughing? Someone in the back when he was doing it in the newsroom where they're doing it, one of their crew members was just busting up laughing. Like, oh, shit. Patrice said it perfect. Good jokes, bad jokes. They all come from the same place. We're trying to make something.

Yeah, try to make some, you guys happy and laugh. Yeah, that's not a threat. Although the biggest threat to dictators was always satire. Like, when somebody, like, makes you look stupid, it's like the most, you're like, fuck, because you can't really fight back. Yeah. It's like my joke, if you're losing,

if you're losing, I was losing this argument, but I won because I told him his mother was a whore. Sometimes that's all you're left with, and you know you lost the fight. Yeah, because you look like a douchebag. if you try and get upset over it. Well, you see these people like, oh, you're not allowed to say this on my college campus.

It's like, oh, you're that bankrupt of ideas. Yeah. Push back. But I wonder, obviously, he don't have $20 million, so I wonder what they're, it's going to be nothing, right? It's going to be nothing, right? So in that lawsuit, he would have to say, the first thing that they'll say is,

you, I was saying what I believed it meant. What I believed was that's what it meant, okay, based on my interpretation of, the song. I'm not an expert on... He's African, right? Yeah. So he goes, and there was an approximation of what I said. For them to win 20... They'll never win 27 million. They wouldn't even win $9,000. But for them to, you always inflate it. For them to win anything, it would mean he would have to say my,

this, the, my reputational damage and there were, there were financial damages to me. The Lion King's made more money than anything on the planet, number one, and it's also 25 years old. Also, I'm dumb. Number two, fuck face. This guy doesn't understand that he would have to have been malicious. He would have had to have been specifically trying to hurt that guy. So it's the dumbest lawsuit.

I'm dumb, but isn't there like rules for satire, which is why South Park is able to get away with playing on these different depictions of people? Because they didn't, Drewski never even said Erica Kirk, which is. So that's, so dumb, dumb, who sued him is going to get hit with what's called a slap order, especially in LA. A slap order is basically to say, okay, I am speaking, it's freedom of speech. I'm allowed to speak what I believe. I'm telling my story. Okay. So if you do that, then what happens is, if he has to hire a lawyer, the guy's going to have to pay all his legal fees. Interesting. Yeah. If he's not careful. It'll get thrown out though. That's what it gets expensive. Yeah,

it'll get thrown out on a slap order, though. What else got to get? Real quick on that, though. So I do know someone that constantly gets sued by someone else, I will not say. And then he has to continue to defend himself. So his lawyer has to get involved. And even though they're frivolous, he still has to pay the lawyer to defend himself. So he's fucking getting, it sucks, man. That's how people with deep pockets, companies with deep pockets will bankrupt the smaller companies. They'll just keep suing you.

Yeah. And so what you have to do in that case is you have to see the, you have to see every case through until the judge says, I see what's going on here. And then they make them pay all your legal fees. Hopefully that, yeah, hopefully that happens. But that's what you can do typically. So what was happening for companies in LA, these scumbag law firms, were going to companies and saying,

hey, you didn't give any of your employees lunch breaks. Can you prove it? And they would sue you for it. And this lawyer said, follow it through. Just follow it through. It'll get thrown out. and then they'll have to pay. But it's going to cost you money.

It's a waste of time and money. Yeah. Oh, no. It's nobody crushing it doing that stuff. No. Never. Okay. Have you seen this video of Chris

of Chris? Isn't her husband in the crowd? Yeah. So here's the weird thing about this. I looked at this video and I'm like, did this happen a while ago? But it's all popping up as of recently, like a day ago, two days ago.

So I think this is a recent one at a concert. This is cringe. Is you making out of somebody's life? Well, just check out of the video here. Brutal. You know what? This is what Chris Brown does, though. Have you ever seen his meeting greets?

I'd never let it. No, but she's beautiful. But if that's her husband, I'd lose my mind. He's all. Have you ever seen what he does for the meet and greets? People pay tens of thousands of dollars and they basically have to watch their girlfriend get real, almost dry humped. Remember us. I shouldn't do them the same thing.

And they're paying money. If you're a cuck and you like that, that's fine if that's your kink. What I'm saying is that right there is so disrespectful to her husband. Like, you got to go. Yeah, that's a divorce. You gotta go. A divorce. Well, the husband says, I'm not insecure.

It's just a concert. It's like, I know, but you should be worried about your girl. She's down to do that. Wait, where's, oh, husband takes wife backstage after she kissed Chris Brown on stage live for the whole world to see. Oh. Oh, so Chris Brown, it can't be kissing married bitches, but the girl, honestly, the girl is the one that stuck out her tongue and started going on his face first, you know? Did his meet and greet at the craziest shit ever. Some of the pictures from there are just like insane.

They're like bent over. He's a stud. Yeah. Don't get it twisted. The greatest dancer since Michael Jackson, good-looking guy. Yeah, your girl wants him. Boom, that's her tongue. Oh, she was.

That's my girl. Okay. So he brought her up on stage? Well, she probably volunteered to go on stage, you know, I don't know. MPJNO is spied on with that. Imagine what she'll do offstage. Yeah. It's true, though.

100%. would have had sex right there with him. Of course. You're going to suck them off. Dogged down. Dogged down. She's getting right. Hot.

You're getting punished for that after I get the video. I mean, you know, part of it is like, like I've always said as a man, if your girl hooked up with Chris Brown, okay, and you weren't there. It was just, she was drunk. It was a party. And she goes, I, you as a man would go, you know. You know what? I get it. Maybe I get it.

There are women that would do that to me. And then your job is to say this. Are you going to take her back? If you do it in front of the world, that's disrespect. You do it alone. It's like, I lost control. I was drunk. I can understand a man going-

There's some cuck talk, huh? Brown, are you a cuck? Yeah. I mean, guys, if I was in the chair, if I was in the chair, I'd be like, you better not. Dude, he was doing that thing where, you know, like, when you're, like, when people were like, oh, you know, and like, no one at, no one was on board with that. at it. No one's riding with you on this.

Brian's like, you would understand if she was at a house party. Guys, there are women. Not for me, actually, because I'm too old, but everybody. Don't take yourself out of it. Every man, there are women out there that might just break you. Any man who's married, you love your wife, you got your kids, there are women out there that might just break you. In the right time, in the right moment, there are women that might just break you.

Any guys disagree with that? I do. You've seen what gets thrown at me when I'm on tour. Hey, hey, hey, you know what I'm saying, though. I say, and I know what you're saying. Yeah. I'm talking about, I'm talking about all of us as men know that there are women out there that are a hall pass. Yeah, but, yeah, but B, this is a, well, wife.

That's what I'm saying. This is different. I'm saying, not publicly. I'm saying that, like, Crawl Brown. This is substantially worse than it happening behind closed doors. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

if you're doing it publicly in front of the world, like you got to go. That's disrespectful. What I'm saying is that I can understand a husband going, it was Chris Brown, you were on a cruise, you were drunk, you have fucking, and you go through it and you go through the thing, but ultimately you forgive her because it's Chris Brown

because I have my hall pass. That's what I'm trying to say. What's Thanksgiving like when they come back to the family? Could you imagine? You can't do that. Everyone's saying what they're thankful for and she's like, you know what the fuck I was thankful for. That's your wife.

She's got to have your back. And she didn't have his back there. So I'd be like, you got to go. Yeah, you would look at a cuck in front of your family. Can't do it. That's tough. You can't have it. And also then your kids would never respect you.

You think? No, no. Like, you can't. Yeah, my dad watched my mom. See you. Oh. I'm not having kids with her. Oh.

No. I need you to get my back when the world is watching. Let me ask you this though. All of you, since you guys are, well, you're married. I'm guessing you're getting married. I don't know. Either way, you guys have, you know, significant others. If you were at a conference.

concert and that's she's a super huge fan of this artist and the artist goes come up stage would you be like hey don't go up to her would you be yeah that is you're like uh what do you do you do what do you do you do you do she can be theatrical if you're reaching up and sticking your tongue in the guy's mouth get the fuck out of here chin jin if joe was like and she likes chris brown she's like hey we're gonna go front run like no we're not if my girl was like i'm going to us or no you're not whoa whoa is that right well no i'd put up if i'd be i put up a stink too Here's what I would do. Because you're afraid what? She's going to,

he's going to call her up on stage? Just all of it. No, we're not going, A, we're not getting front row to usher. I'm not sitting through that bullshit. B,

you've seen the videos, like you're just going to hump your face? Like, we're not doing that. No, you're not going. Here's what I would do. He's got kids,

bro. I mean, you guys are married is different. For me, it's, I'm seeing what she does. If she does it, it's a great,

it's a great litmus test. You're right. That's the test. Me too. I agree. But she would be laying down like this with Chris Brown on top of her. Did that be okay? Because that's the show.

She would be laying down on that couch like that. No, no, that's my test for you. You get face fucked. That's my test for her. If she goes on stage, know what's going to happen.

But Nick, is your girl into Chris Brown? No. Who's she into? Who? You know, this isn't, probably if she came to my stand-up.

She's seen you. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? That's very forgetable. I'm sexy. The way I move. She's never been drier, yeah.

It's probably like a Chris Hemsworth type a guy. You have to be music, dude. Don't give me a fucking actor. Like that's because there's not even an opportunity. There's no jacked. She likes jack dudes. All right, let me ask you this.

I can't think of a jack. There's not. She comes, she comes to you and says, she's crying. She goes, I love you so much. I got drunk on that at the party. I'm nervous for this question. Chris Hemsworth was there and I.

Sucked them off. I, I fooled her around with him. That's all she's going to say. It's done. Now, hold on, dude. It's Chris Hemsworth. And she's like, I just, I got carried away. so gorgeous and you know we all have a hall pass like are what are you doing here's my only way it's

okay if somehow she has access to honor de armos and then she goes you could do that to make it even all all right otherwise there's there is a there is a scenario i'm saying i feel like your relationship's fucked if you go down that route yeah then you become swingers and yeah fucked yeah you're just you're just not going to start from a good place like yeah all right how about i let her fuck chris hemsworth just let me fuck this This is her, Jake, Iggy Pop.

Yeah. I'm just done. It's over. I'm out. Like, you're both going to do them like, Spriger are separate ways, huh? Yeah.

That is a bad. Yeah. But if it's Ronaldo. Rinaldo? No. No. I don't even like the sport. Yeah.

No, that's, I don't even respect what he does. Oh, really? Riley, but see, Riley Green's not doing that.

Yeah. He's fucking people on. That's right. There's not a lot of jacked scenes. So if you, if you're going to usher, Chris Brown, this should be your first sign. Your girl might be a hoe.

Or she's likes. No, no, she's a hoe because we, it's very, the marketing's out, dude. Chris Brown is like I spent good money on these things.

Yeah, he's like, they're going in September. Chris Brown's a great singer dancer. Don't, if, if your girl's just out there and she's like in the front row and she's like, no, what are you doing that,

dude? What? Reverse. You asked me, reverse on you. What do you do? I'm probably in a situation, if she comes to me as in a human moment and says, I fucked up, I fucked up. I don't have, I don't, I'm not a big fan of myself. So I'd be like, you chose Chris Hemsworth over me in that, and for a moment. I don't know that I would be, I don't know that I'd be like, I'd be probably really pissed but understanding. I don't know if it would, could I get over it? What if she was like, you know, things got messed up and we hooked up, but he said false gods was a great special.

I'd be like, you know what? He's a good guy. And I'd get it. I'd get it. But she'd have to say this. She'd have to say this. She had to be like, okay, bad news. He wasn't a man to his guy.

I fucked Chris Hemsworth. But here's the good news. His cock is smaller than yours. I'd be like, I win. Then I win. But if your girl's like, babe, I'm getting front row tickets to Chris Brown. I'm like, hey, huh? Jesus, dude.

I didn't know you ran your house like that. Oh yeah, no you're not. Bro, but they're... No, you're not. That's also just... You know that meme? No, you're not. Be it.

She won them in a fucking thing. Nah, give them to your friend. If your wife's like, I can't get all the girls together, we're going front row to usher in Vegas. Like, no, you're not. That's basically the same thing. Because you sit in the second row up.

She's going to go see strippers. So, wait, because I'd be like, okay, cool. Are you cool with me if I go to the strip club? Same thing. What if it's second row? You get a question. I'm like, I just like,

you know. You like it? because you see all the fucking highlights of him face fucking everybody. That's why he goes so adamant to go. Question for you guys. This is, I didn't know you were that possessing. If your girl was like,

I'm going to this, my friends getting married, we're going to go to Thunder Down Under, you know, it's the bachelor party. No, you're not. It's going to be a fun thing.

It's silly with the girls. You know, they put their dick in your face and it's like, are you, are you saying yes that it's okay? You know, I was in Vegas. I run into a bunch of girls.

One girl was on my show. bunch of girls who were, I think they're on a bachelor, I think, but I knew three of them, they were actresses. I was on a show with one of them. And the other two were pretty well known. They were actresses and they're all, and they were like Hollywood girls. And I said, I said, what did you guys do last night? And they go, we went to Chippendales and we were all set to make fun of those guys.

And they were the hottest guys we've ever seen in our lives. And they said, and the way they danced and we were like, we went from being silly to being like, oh my fucking god they're hot and i i remember i clocked that and i went wow and then i used jihitsu with a chippendales guy in new york and he said to me and he was i don't know why i imagine you rolling with him in his underwear and a tie i was hoping to but he was a stud and i remember i said what's that like and he goes well i always tell my friends that women are bigger whores than men including married women, but they never believed me. But then my friend came along and saw what happens.

And he goes, when I would get offstage me and my boys, and they were all, you have to see this guy all studs. Probably yoke and tan and tall. He played like minor league baseball. It's just a stud. He was Dominican. Yeah, good looking dude. Yeah.

And he said, it's, but he could dance. He goes, the thing is, we can dance. We can move. And he said, and they're drunk and they're with their friends. So when I tell you, they'll suck your dick, like they'll suck your dick right there. And I'm talking about holding your dick with a ring on. And I was like, oh.

And he goes, but you don't understand. Like once one of them does it, it becomes a fucking free for all. I could see Brennan's internal. And he said every man doesn't want to know every, no man really wants to know that. But every man needs to know that they're married to a girl who under those circumstances will do it. And I never forgot.

I was like, ha, ha, ha. So what's the answer to that now? knowing all that now. I don't, I don't try to control anybody's behavior. I would never try to control. Like, you gotta trust your wife or you don't,

and you either are hung up on that shit or you're not, you're either in a situation where you're thinking, controlling someone's behavior doesn't change their behavior. Sure. It just suppresses it.

So I'm not, I don't really, I don't, I don't play that game. You want to go see that, you do that. You would hope, your mother of whatever,

three kids would be like, I probably should go front road of Chris Brown. Yeah. You would hope. Or they do and they can handle it. it. Yeah. But the idea that your girl, the idea your girl's never going to look at another man and be like, hmm. Yeah. It is unrealistic. Yeah. I think it'd be worse to see your girl end up on, because it's all those guys in Austin who are like good-looking dudes and walk up to girls and talk to them in public. That would be way more embarrassing. I've seen that.

It's dudes. They walk up to girls. They just like good-looking dudes are spitting games to girls in public. And all the time they're like, I have a boyfriend. And then like later on the back, but I didn't say we can't be friends. You know, like that would be crazy. That would be crazy. I don't like that cat that that sort of pickup shit I don't like where they trap girls like that because you know you're just talking on the street you can you say a lot of shit you don't mean yeah girl could just be friendly and not trying yeah she's not flirting yeah those meta glasses that's no joke then I actually hate those metaglasses people trying to trap people into it's like in conversation like them I'm always is that legal I'm always cautious yeah technically you both if you're in public space there's no right to not cautious like there's some baseball that's where their meta glasses and like we'll be talking you know

know, shit about the kids or a team. And I'm like, take the fucking glass. When I see classes, I walked through, I'm like, I wonder if he's recording. I'm sure he is. Yeah, don't talk to those people. What are you doing? He's a good dude. He's really good, but I'm just like, man, you're just, you know what someone using you for

content? I know. Better. I think they're just weird to, if you buy metaglasses, there's something weird about. Yeah, it's very strange. It says, uh, you can't bypass this, but I'm sure you could do it. but there's supposed to be a light that starts blinking or when they're recording

yeah when they're recording but there's other brands too you know i mean there's spy cameras have been around forever yeah so yeah i think you're just a shitty person if you're trying to set people up and for content and conversation all it takes is one dad to come back you believe that kid i'm like which one and then when they start like this kid i'm like oh do that kid i'd be cooked man yeah cooked what else you got to

this one have you seen this tied beauty pageant and as soon as she starts talking her teeth fall out no hold on but she carries herself very well I don't want to see it oh I do oh no

I better refresh you got vampire teeth in fuck Oh, she was wearing veneers? Good recovery. Good recovery. This is actually some of the, you ever had this nightmare before

where you're talking and your teeth just start falling out? Uh-huh. This is my worst nightmare. So, yeah, she just carried on, like, no problem. And then she made, she actually made fun of herself with it later on. Were those veneers?

They're called veneers, but I guess they're not permanent. They're just like a, hold on. Oh, yeah, her teeth before that were. tough oh that's like the shit you get at spirit Halloween store yeah she meant to do that though yeah this was making part of itself oh boy well teeth make a world of difference guys I didn't know they came like that would you do veneers no they don't look good no every time I see veneers I see some good

you know but now they do it different I was talking my dentist about now they do it where it's just like they don't have to shave down the tooth anymore it's just basically an overlay like a cap yeah it's real thin and really real strong and it's just an overlay. Really? Yeah, they don't have to shave them down anymore. Hmm. Because a lot of people with veneers, they have to shave down to that vampire teeth.

They stopped doing that. This girl in front of us, she was tapping over the front. She was doing stand-up and the mic hit the tooth and it came off and she just had one tooth like bat boy that you remember like the Sun magazine? She looked like bat boy in the front. It was awful. There you. Uh, yes, new generation veneers such as Emax and 3D printed porcelain are both ultra-thin,

often 0.2 to 0.3 millimeters, similar contact lens, exceptionally strong when spotted in that. You require little to no tooth reduction, often more durable. Specialized zirconia. That's like diamond shit. How much does that cost? Not cheap.

No? I said, I'll just, I need a good dentist. I'm going to use your guys. It's good, huh? I don't know if he's good. Oh. I mean, you don't know if your dentist is good? No, man, I don't fucking know.

A new guy. How do you know, right? How do you fucking know? I like when people go, this doctor's the best. He's really, we have a great. It talked for the operation. How do you know? That's a good point.

Turkey's still crushing it. 28 to 3.7. In America, it's 1,200 to 3,500 a tooth. Next time my girls goes to Turkey, I'm coming back with some regular human-sized teeth. Yeah, that'd be sick. No more little teeth for this guy. You're going to have real teeth. Longer teeth.

Is your girl going to go down there? She wants to go back at some point. Was she trying to get done? I don't know. But she got her nose down it looks fucking amazing. Recently? Yeah. Looks so good.

What else would she get? Dude, I could use it. They do like these facials over there that would cost tens of thousands of dollars here for way cheaper. You might have to get a little nose reduction there too. What do you mean? Similar to Callins. Yeah,

you guys have similar notes. And that's only going to grow. I don't got that. No, you do though. What the fuck had it? You got a little lopsided in the old nose area. We should both go get a bulb reduction.

Should we get some bulb reduction? Yeah, you guys get a ball reduction. Yeah, it's a lot of skin. Yeah. I got a pepper for a nose. Yeah, but me too. I got a bell pepper. Like I'm going to bring it down.

How cool would that be if we went to Turkey together and just got ourselves fucking nice and tiny? No, I don't want a thin, feminine. Yeah, a little Michael Jackson thing going on. No, it's one of my nose. Also, so insulting that you think we have the same nose. I mean, your nose has grown so much since I've met you. It really has. It really has.

Over the years, it's a new nose. It's a new. No, mine is crooked from wrestling because it got broken in a match. Yeah, mine so much with your nose name is crooked. It's just, it's very call-in-iff, you know? It's good, though, when you go down, it's like another, you know? Yeah, you've got a Calent nose. Yeah, you're Calen nose.

This is the, you got a case of Calendos. That's what you got. It's the Italian nose. Yeah, that's where it comes from. Look at Shob's nose. Your nose changed completely. That's like, uh, young. You used to be Aaron Hernandez.

Yeah, he really was. What the fuck? Yeah. Truly Aaron Hernandez. True. What a handsome guy you were? I know. What happened?

It looks like Dustin Porry. They called him crazy eyes. I mean, uh, a hungry ass. Crazy eyes. Girls, girls would get. hungry eyes around him crazy eyes i called you hungry eyes because you look at that go down right there with this with with look at how different he looks family no no on the side over there to the side no all the way go to the right never mind what's one are you looking at that which one b it was over there

to the right now you're oh let me close it off and see what we got yeah it's pretty good it's pretty good it says iranian jeans you have look at me look at me look at me right that's you brine that's me Brian. Yeah, that's me. No way. I lo-l-l-lov you. What the fuck with my head? That's a summer squash for H-in. Go to Ben Stiller in Tropic Thunder. You ever seen a head like that? Brian's spot on as a kid. Have you ever seen a head-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-cangaroo Jack? I've never seen a head like that in my life. Kangaroo Jack. Images.

This, Brian. That's you as a kid, dude. That's exactly right. Dude. Holy shit. It's spot on, dude. That is fucking hilarious. Why did your parents do that to you? I don't know.

Dude, that was you. Oh, my God. Look at my head, though. Why's your head that big there? That might be just a camera thing. It's warped. Yeah, it's warped. There's no way my head looks.

Your head's not like that at all. But boy, I look just like my two-year-old looks just like I do. I think you look like your baby. Wow. The youngest. Yeah. We do. We look a lot of light.

okay what is that university of Colorado look at that hair you had yeah at a mop you had some you had a fucking you had a glow up for sure

this is he's just a thick fucking football kid about 260 there were you probably your airline could recede and no one would notice

no yeah you have a deep airline yeah you got to worry you got like count Dracula yeah I got to worry about running my eyebrows

yeah have they ever connected no no no I'd never allow that. Do you get thick eyebrows? Not really. They always just stay the same.

I don't do shit to them. I get old man eyebrows. If I don't trim them, he's got good eyebrows, that guy. Who me? The middle thing I'd get him done. You don't do your eyebrows? No.

People think, people, I had to fight people that like, he gets his lips done. I go, would you stop saying that? He didn't get his fucking lips done. God had annoyed me. They said he got his lips done? Yeah, they're like he gets. That's that good.

You know how I know you're gay as a guy? Do you got some DSLs. Yeah, some fucking DSLs. You got some DSLs on you. What else you got, Chin? Move on, dude. When's the last time you seen Bad Baby? She...

Not since before the pregnancy. She had a glow-up. Oh, I would say completely opposite. So here's some footage of her buying some stuff for her. Only fans up with another... People look like shit at CVS. But this is all for marketing. This is all just for...

Like, that Sophie Rain and her... Like, Sophie Raines massive. But I mean, she just changed her appearance like entirely. Doesn't Sophie rain make $27 million a month? Yes, she's like the number one on OnlyFans. 27 million is crazy a month. That's her and Bad Barbie. Bad Baby's the one in the whatever color this hair is.

Whoa. You'll see more in a bit. So they're buying a bunch of oil and condoms. Oh, yeah, that's a promotion. This is all fake, Chin. No, no, I'm saying. Look at what she looks like now. This is her now.

She doesn't look like the same race. She looks completely different. She was kind of cute before. You could see how she's kind of cute. My girl before the see me on the side. How old is she? I don't know. Like do you like her now versus before?

I'd have to see her. She doesn't look white anymore. I like her way better before. Right? She was just cuter. She doesn't look white at all. She's slowly morphed into. Yeah.

I don't know what that's. Yeah. She's trying to. What's going on here? She makes a lot of money. Yeah. Not too bad here. Let's see her before all this.

Good God, she looks. She's a white girl? Yeah, Italian. She's made up white. She's an Italian girl from South Florida. I mean, she's just too young there, but you could tell she's kind of, you know, cuter. You know what? I don't even know anymore.

I don't like that. We're looking at a picture of her. I know. That's why it's kind of getting a little bizarre here. She was young here. Probably like, she was like, what, 12 years old on Dr. Phil? I don't remember the age. 16 or something, right?

But at least she looked more natural. Now she looks kind of just wild. What a breakout career after doing Dr. Phil. That's like, wild. She's right, but the only one, right? Yeah. Out of like that kind of story. 100%.

She's got one of those energies, you know. She just figures it out. He stays relevant. The one who's just incredible is Snoop Doggy Doggy, Snoop. He's just been able to keep going. Yeah. But he, last time he wrote a song was 30 years ago. kids commercials now. What a difference

does it all? Does it all? Make money. A pimp, a porn pimp, silly kids commercials. I mean, I don't even know. And J-Lo looks great. This is J-Lah at 56. You want to talk about genetics. I mean, that's insane.

She's so cringe, but looks so good. That's incredible. 56. She's still married to Alex Rodriguez? I think they broke up a while ago. Who? Alex Rodriguez.

A hot second. Was it? Yeah. Wasn't her last man? Oh, it's Ben Affleck. Yeah. She's so cringy. She's so hot, though.

I put up with it. When she pretends she's, like, she's like, I'm so Bronx. You haven't lived in the Bronx for so long. And you went to Preston High School, which is like where all the rich kids from the Bronx go. What's crazy, too is like her Spanish is really bad, too. My girl's saying, my, my girl's saying, listen to it. And she's like, she's as fucking Latin as. Taco Bell.

Yeah. There's not much there. You ever see the video when she goes back to like my old neighborhood in the Bronx and no one knows the fuck she is?

That's, oh, that's so funny. Like, this is how she grew up in, I'm Jenny from the block. The guy answers his door. He's like, what the fuck you?

He's like, who are you? He grew up here. He's like, how do you fuck? Date lines like, oopsies. This was shitty.

Yeah, I don't know. This is just very odd. So some pro-Palestine protesters were hidden up Ariel. He's in front of his kids. He's with his kids and his family. Let me see it, Chin. You know your comments.

Your comments are available to us. We know your stance. We're not being aggressive. We're not being aggressive. You could use your platform. Ariel, you could use your platform to help people. This ain't the time to do it, man. And do you think Ariel's MMA platform's going to help the people?

No. Is it genocide? Is it genocide? Is it genocide? Is it genocide? Man, if they did that in front of my kids, these fucking assholes. I'd fight those people for, I agree. Agreed, but, like, I agree.

And no one is cool with the war. But what the fuck is, like, leave him alone. Yeah, fuck off. Well, you think his MMA shows are going to change the war? He's fun of his kids, too, and saying you fucking know and stuff. I know. Like, the war actually makes me sad, right? But there's nothing that he could do with his platform where the idea is going to go,

oh, you know what, Arrohawani had a really good thing on this. They just want to attack anybody. Right? Yeah. Yeah. They're gross. Especially in front of his kids. Like, maybe pull them aside, like,

you know, dude, you know? Do you think Netanyahu's going to see what Arrowho won he had to say and go? It's crazy. You know what? Let's change. Let's change it up. It tries me nuts.

They're so dumb. You want to do one more? This is... Give me one more. I got a roll. Okay. This is a Twitch streamer. He does like a food truck.

And this guy came up and literally robbed him, even though he knows he's live streaming his show on the food truck. cheese. You want steak and cheese? Yes, sir. Okay, I have to clean the grill. I just finished the steak and cheese.

Okay. Sir, stick and cheese, you want everything? Myel mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, everything? I want everything. Okay. You want to pay tomorrow? Yeah. You can pay, is it like,

finish his hot talk? It's like, yeah, I have life training. You're saying pay tomorrow to the other guy. Yeah. Yeah, I am on life. And also, I share on. Instagram, is okay? Yeah, absolutely.

You will see me on this, you will see you on Instagram tomorrow. Alright, I can post it. For TikTok. Yes, you want TikTok? Listen, pause. Steak and cheese. Yeah, thick and cheese. Everything on it, heavy, heavy meal.

Heavy my own in there. Yeah, meo on a cheese steak. Yeah, me got the best cheese sticks on this side of town. We come. You know, it is a weekend, Friday. So I need to go to the bus clubs, no? You open tomorrow? Yeah.

What time? Tomorrow 11 to 10 p.m. Okay. Yes, sir. You get up here. Yes. Yes. Yes.

On you? Yeah, yeah. How are you? What did you? $10? Yeah. Yeah. His tip jar.

His tip jar. I thought I robbed him at like gunpoint. What a dumb fuck. What a shitty person. How much is it? So I don't know what they put in. Sorry? How much? Second change is $10.

Yeah. All right. He's so dumb, dude. I want extra, extra everything. You're on fucking camera, you moron. That's why this thing went viral because he knew he was live streaming. He has cameras everywhere. He still are not, guys.

I couldn't see. So the chat's telling him that, yeah, he stole from his tip jar. And it gets more frustrating, which it's a very long video. Is this a kid come back? No, of course. And the cops show up his buddy. The cops show up with the guy, the way he describes him on the phone is terrible. Hold on.

And then he stole the my tip box his money. He's so good. He's a dark skin and a handsome boy. Is he black, white? Dark skin, handsome boy. Ma'am, he has a dark skin That Turkish flag right there? Yeah

So is he black, white, Hispanic He's a dark skin, dark skin Dark skin Dark skin? He doesn't want to say African American? African, I think. I think I don't know.

Anyway, I guess He doesn't want to say black. Yeah, he didn't want to say black He could totally tell And then he was saying He's wearing it, you know But he's also Other way, that kid is so doomed in life

He's so dumb Like, hey, dummy That was insanely stupid He was damn, I'm live TikTok against him. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, let me just steal something now

like a scumbag. I also didn't get a delicious sandwich, so joke on you. I was going to say, guys. I wish I had one right fucking no. A cheese steak would go so good right now. Come get some.

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