The Fighter & The Kid - DUDE, WHERE’S MY FLYING CAR?! | TFATK Ep. 1231

Episode Date: October 20, 2026

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen react to Elon Musk’s flying Tesla Roadster on The Fighter and The Kid Episode 1231.Bryan also visits Boulder, attempts a keg stand that lasts nine seconds, and explains why he could have played Division I football, provided somebody moved practice to a reasonable hour.Plus: Georges St-Pierre’s unexpected podcast debate, the electric Mercedes tempting Brendan, Dunia Sibomana’s wrestling comeback, Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys, Dejon Love and the “Wide Deceiver” documentary discussion, and this week’s viral videos.Subscribe to TFATK for comedy, MMA and UFC talk, viral reactions, and Brendan and Bryan giving each other absolutely no peace.Ridge - One thing to pack, five ways to power! Head to https://orionsleep.com/fighter for Ridge’s Friends & Family Sale, where you can buy two Ridge Power Banks and get a third FREE. #sponsoredOrion - Right now, Orion is offering our listeners 15% off at https://orionsleep.com/fighterLarine - Right now, Larine is offering our listeners up to 50% off at https://buylarine.com/fatkDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sports app and use code FIGHTER. New customers can spend five and get two hundredin bonuses within 21 days. That’s code FIGHTER. Spend five, get twohundred in bonuses.Progressive - https://progressive.com/O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Here we go again on our own. Here we go. Hey guys. France is on fire, everybody, but we're great here in Texas. But there's no protesting with French flags. No, they're not. It's all immigrants.

It's a weird one. Let's not kick out of that. Let's not kick that off. I care much about that as your stomping grounds. Your old stomping grounds. I was in Boulder, Calais. I'm a younger Colorado. And,

dude, my daughter goes to school there. What a campus. What a town. Was she just visiting? Or is she in school right now? She's in, when did she start?

She started this season, this semester. She's a freshman. Yes, sir. What's her major? She's an engineering. Engineer major. Yeah.

She got the big brain. I'm Brad. Yeah, she's got a big brain. I was not an engineering major. I got into the school that I could get into, and I was a history major. And hey, dad. who paid for my college, by the way.

My father paid for my college. Well, the only way you'd be a history teacher. You're Indiana Jones? Are you going to do Indiana Jones shit? Because if you're not, you're going to be teaching. It's like my father, I remember said, you need, you want to educate yourself. He's right. Study history.

It's good to know shit. No, yes, but no. Listen. AI said, like, where's your money, but. Yeah. Your dad didn't fucking know. But I also wasn't, back to your sister. Wasn't a good student.

But back there's on the other hand. Engineering's a motherfucker. And it's the number three, I think engineering is going to the country. So my daughter, if she had majored in, say, I don't know, literature would have had a full ride. She could have gotten in anywhere. She could have gotten into Harvard anywhere. Well, you don't want to go there. She said, I want to get out with a job to make money.

Engineering would be doing, would do it. Yes. And engineering at, I think, oh, that's the lead school of business is business. But the engineering school, dude, when you talk about homework, because we had a kicker on our team who was a star kicker. Yeah. But he majored engineering. He spent more time doing homework and shit than anything remote football. That'd be my daughter.

Here's the thing about engineering. Here's the thing about everything. When AI takes over the entire process, I just wonder where human beings are relevant. But where you didn't tell her not to go to school? Look, either way, it teaches to have to think. Yeah, fuck yeah. She's smart. No, don't be a Debbie Downer.

Did you say that to her at college? I did not. Jesus Christ, I did not. But that campus? She's in a sorority? Yeah. I don't know the name of it.

Ooh, yeah. Hey. What are you doing? Right? What are you doing? What is that? Don't do that.

Those sorority chicks and frat boys? No, no, no. Hey, I don't know. Hey, she's single? Yes. Yes, she's single. On the hill? Yes.

You ever heard of the sink? No. Hey. The sink, ceilings about this high. Hey, I don't like this. Yeah. Where all the kids go. They're drinking and having a good time.

That's all. Just good clean fun, right? Good clean Christian fun. Christian fun. What's the promise? By Christian fun, you mean siphoning. Hey, hey, hey, hey, now you mean beer? Siphoning beer, sure.

At the kegs. There's some of that. I did a keg stand. I did a keg stand. Oh, wow. The old guy did a keg stand. Yeah, it lasted nine seconds. Oh, wow.

G. Well, some 20-year-old is doing push-ups and he did it for 30 seconds. Dad, come on, try it. I'm like, come on, I'm like. Just, I'll do one. I'll do one. I'm pretty good shape. Frank,

tank. Yeah, yeah. So I get up there and I start doing push-ups. Well, I lasted nine seconds, sir, because I can't drink beer that quickly. And it's nice up there this time of year, too, huh? Dude,

I went for a little hiky-wiki. I got up early. That's hiking in the world. And everything is beautiful there. You should have went to pasta jays. I think it's still there. I know. It is there.

Is it? Yeah. I'm not going to pasta jays, but I did go to an amazing pasta place with my daughter and her roommate. that was the best when your dad came into town for the weekend because they would take you and your friends to dinner oh the best you know what's funny about that she they were kind of you could tell their college students like well i don't know what to get and i go we're going to get everything yeah well i'll get it all and we got pretty much everything she's earned it because pretty soon she's making more money than you correct yeah correct which isn't hard to do lately hey did i say that out loud guys guys it's fine it's fine sorry i didn't mean to say that out loud Hey, let's edit that out. No, don't edit out, but I'm saying, edit it out.

What, Dad? Yeah, yeah, no, it's fine, guys. I'm fine, I'm fine. She's a buff. Chin, I'm kidding. She's a buff. She's a buff. Fellow alumni.

I always wondered why you had a Buffalo, because I'm an idiot on your thing. I thought it was Buffalo Bills, but no, it's... You don't see Colorado, dude? Yeah, I bleed black and gold. It's tough lately. Man, though, I saw the mascot. I saw the cheerleaders. Ralphie, don't say the mascot.

I didn't see the mascot. I didn't see the players. You saw the mascot, the real one or the guy? I saw the guy. Yeah. I didn't see the actual buffalo. Did you have a real buffalo that runs? They have a real buffalo named Ralphie.

Yeah. Who's a female, by the way, apparently. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah. What a campus, I said to my daughter, first of all, how, did you know that there are 35,000 undergrads and 10,000 grads? So it's a campus of 45,000 people?

I didn't know that. What are you thinking of? I was playing grab-ass out there? I thought you were playing grab-off. Big boy ball. That's big boy. That's big boy. That's big boy ball.

I thought you were playing grab-ass. They're in Pack 12 now where the hell they call them. You were telling me about what it's like to play big time football. I didn't realize that you were up at four in the morning every day. You're going to be on the line with your tennies laced up at 5 a.m. For dirty dozens winter conditioning. That's just too early. And it's freezing.

It's just too early. They do it because they want to see who wants it bad enough. So you start with like 180 kids and they got to cut it down to 100. and whatever four, I think it is now. It's that Navy SEAL shit. It's to weed out the bitches. I don't like anything enough to wake up at five in the morning. You want to be a standard comedy?

You're going to wake up five in the morning? No, well, most people don't. So how bad do you want it? I guess. I guess your idea was I'm going to be a pro football player. No, my idea was I want to play at University of Colorado. Right. Yeah.

So that requires you black and gold. I would have, Brian, I would have done anything. anything. And I did do anything. Yeah. What they told me to do, I did. Yeah. We were running bleachers at four in the morning with 45 pound weights over our head in the middle of the winter.

Pouring snow. Ice on the stairs. That is awful. And then you go to class. And then you fall asleep in class because... I didn't. Nobody's going to bed. And nobody's going to bed.

Were you going to frat? You can't play football. I'm being a frat. You cannot be. No, we're not gay. No, we get... Well, you know, frat boys. right?

Brendan, please. Please don't say that. Oh, no, no, you're confused. No, no, remember, football players don't roofy women. That's frats, Bubba. No, no, we don't need to do shit. You mean, the frat guy. You mean, the girls all want to have sex with the football players.

Correct. There wasn't any, it's a question. There wasn't any black-on-white activity, was there? Well, my buddies, I mean, all those. The fifth warden Houston called him snow bunnies. They call them snow bunnies. There's a lot of snow bunnies. Yeah.

Yeah, there was that situation. Because, you know, the girls have been sheltered. And there's no racism. There's no racism. Not at all. The girls have been sheltered. A lot of them, they come from a good, a good white Colorado family. Yep.

And then they see a guy like... Chocolate. Mr. Vickers who played middle linebacker. Well, he's a fullback, but yeah. Yeah, who is a... Bill like a Greek god. Well, he's built like a Greek god. How tall was he?

How tall is he? How tall is he? Maybe six foot. six one okay okay okay but but but white as a house and a good looking dude and a good and all tatted up and all tatted up and charisma four days yes he did have charisma for days so you got that situation what you got is a man what you got is a real man a full full grown man giant panther tail i'm sure he's got a panther tail i saw him all bud you did one of the main reason i want to make the team yeah i get it and so now you're dealing with that and it's hard for a gal not to kind of go

well, I've never even experienced that situation. Daughter's going to find out. No. Oh, hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Fuck around, find out. No, no, no, no, let's not. Let's change the subject. No, she's not, let's change the subject. She's me in the book. She's hitting the books. She's in the book. Now, by books, I mean.

Now, let's change the subject now. Six, six. The end from Cleveland, Ohio. Let's change the subject. Let's change the subject. Oh, dude, I almost got to fight this weekend. Tell me about that. So you can play the episode, Chin.

Our videographer, the videographer got some. Videographer. Yeah, he didn't get all of it, but he got to get. So I was getting thrown out of the game for doing nothing. It was wild. I love this stuff.

Just play it first? Yeah. Got you one. There's no way you're talking to me. That ain't real. That ain't real. Week 7. It's a chilly morning. I'm loving it. This is officially our last game of the regular season. If we went today, which obviously we should, we're going to go into playoffs next weekend, and so it's super exciting. We're playing teams kind of, you know, at the bottom. I love these. I love these.

We're not going to playoffs for the number one seed. So this is their Super Bowl. So the boys are going to get their best shot. They seem night and day better than last week as far as the walkthrough goes. We're expecting to win, but it's fine-tuning things. things for the playoffs. That's the goal today. It's nice out now, boys. I told you it wasn't cold. Yeah, you're right. Set it. Wrap them up, wrap them up.

Nice, tea time. Set it? Outside, T. Ah, you had it outside, big dog. No reason for that cut, T, you're outside cooking. Who cares about the cone? Tee was asking if we cook this team, are we going to Chili's. T's all down with Chili's kid, bro.

Tee loves chilies. Aiden throws up before every game. It's usually a hit sign. Yeah, he gets nervous, throws up before every game. Do not care. Wow. Correct. That's wild.

That's wild. This is wild. She's great. She's cute. She's cute. She's cute. T's wide open. Tee.

Tee. Keep running T. Kid can run. Look at that kid. Ron. Tiger, boys. Gets Tiger. Come on.

T goes, what? Come on. Did you guys win by? We won 34 to 14 That kid is, that kid is just And so aiding keeps it You have got to become a blocker You've got to turn up field and find a block

What are you teaching him? The receivers, if the quarterback keeps it You got to block down field Get him, Shane Now you know number one is a guy Contain, get up field, contain Coming to you, ma'am! You love this so much, huh?

Yeah, show me! Great block by Shane, Shane. Great job by Shade. Shadeau! That's you, big dog! Yeah. Oh, that's a hell of a catch. Who's that kid?

All of them catch, yeah? Deacon, he's a stunt. All of them make great catches. How many see blocking like that? That's why you're in goal play, Seth. Yeah, the receivers have got to block downhill, man. Oh, he's down there on me. Get him.

Get him. Man, that's real. It's serious. This is great catch right, too. good throw by Aiden. Look at that throw, dude. Look at that throw for a 10-year-old. Crazy.

That's crazy. Throwing catches, crazy. Look at the way this kid throws, man. This kid's becoming a stud, Logan. Really? Super stud. He didn't start like this. That's what's great about coaching this age.

Yeah, they grow into it, huh? They adapt because they work so hard. Look at that throw, dude. Hey, yo, big walking. What's up big dog? That's why we stay. Positive, right? Can't get enough of this.

Just missing, Tapples. Nice run. At some point, you got to get pissed off from teams we know that we're supposed to be blowing out. We're not blowing them out. I don't know who y'all think y'all are, but y'all haven't won nothing yet. You got to go show at every plate. Do we got it?

This is a dress rehearsal for the playoff for the championship. You've got to lock it in. All right? New hat. Everybody do a big favor? Take a deep breath. What's he wearing a? What is that?

It's a dog tag that he gives the kid who played the best? Oh, wow. It really made me think that we've lost dinner. Good. Let's go play some football, friends. That's amazing. This kid is, whoever edits this is really good. Yeah.

He knows how to tell a story. Yeah. And the kid, you know, do you study film? Look, posit-chin. So they threw a flag. They threw a flag on Aiden for tackling this kid. The kid did a spin move, and his back was to Aiden, and they didn't tackle him.

them. That's legal in every facet of football. That's a routine play. They called a flag for illegally tackling on the back. That's not a real rule. So I go, I go, ref, that's not real. Because they usually have the rules in their pocket or somebody fucking has it. I go, look it up. That's a legal tackle. Otherwise, I would just teach my running back to his back to the defense and you can't tackle them. That's not real. You know, is you going to tell me I'll do my job went. I'm not telling you to do your job. I'm just telling what you called isn't in the rule book. That's it. Didn't yell at him?

Nothing. I'm like, that's not real, dude. That's not a real call. So that starts with that. They give us a bunch of penalties. It's not real. Right. Yes, amen. In your last time, you're going to try to tell me how to come out.

That's not me. I just said it. I'm not coming out on the field. I'm not coming out. You got your water. Yes, sir. I'm being cool. Hi. I didn't say anything he called.

I went, yes, I'm being cool. Good sack by Tiger here. Wow, is that Tiger? Yeah. Wow. Man. Tell you what, man. Texas football is a competitive.

All these kids look good. All these kids are fast. I got you. Wow. Good job, Bubba. The rats are being mean to me. They're being mean to me. God, I love this.

I said the refs are being mean to me, Tigers. They're being mean to me. guys. I get it. These boys are so wild. But I need you both. Another ref thought I was somebody else. Looks like you. Oh, really?

Handsome fellow then. Pick. Oh, there you go. Wow. Look for Logan. I'm nervous for the fight. Yeah, I get ready. Great move by Logan there.

Hey, Adam T. Great blocking by D. Defense, let's get another turnover. Let's go for 50, boys. Let's get another turnover. This kid could run, man. We'll get him go. Yeah, he can run.

Tall. Huff up! Let's go, boys. Let's go. It's all right. It's all right. Let's go. Stay focused.

They called a flag here. It's not real. Oh. Go, Shane. They're just trying to keep it close. Oh, Shane? Yeah. Great play.

What is it? All right, boys. We do. We need it for the play, y'all. Take a little deep breath. He's a little guy. Gotta save, AJ. About 6'1.

Who said something, ref? I have no clue what he's talking about. I said, we'll do it again. He's about to throw me out of the game. So game's over. We're chilling. I wouldn't talk to the refs, we're all good. Good job, brother.

Appreciate you, appreciate man. Thanks, sir. Okay, how much bigger? There's no way you're talking to me. That ain't real. That ain't real. That ain't real. We're good.

Yeah, yeah. I don't know what's going on, man. Man. Yeah, you too, brother. The team's well coached, man. You good, boo? Yeah. There is a bull's eye on your back.

You learned it this game. It's probably going to happen next in. It's going to happen to the championship. When you're dominating teams like we are, they're going to make it really difficult. We do not care because we cannot control it. All right boys. Great way and take the rest of the day off. Let's break it out. Let's break it out. That was the fight. We can't show too much. Yeah. I thought we were going to have to get in there me and Kayla.

Great catches, good defense, good tackles. Look, Tizal, let's fight. Nope. We do no one fighting. We heard this team was testing. It's all good. We didn't do a lot of things right. Do a lot of things good. They felt offended by it. I get it. Hot heads. But notice, the old UFC guy, whoa. fellas, calm down, come down, right? Yeah. Turn in a new loop. Yeah, well, football is not fighting. All right, let's take a little break here, kids.

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Do tell them. Yeah, well, football is not fighting. No, it's, it's, but I was, and then the other coach, I go, let's take you the parking line, I go, and do what, sir? What would we? Let's take it to the park. Yeah, not to me. No.

To the other coach, I go, and what would you do in the parking lot, sir? What would we do? But the old guy, the old, the old line came up and said that. How's that work? Like, what are we going to do in the parking lot? Let's go through it. He's going to physically hit each other in the parking lot. That's literally one of those things where you're like, wait, what do we, wait, what?

Hey, we're all in our 40s. What are we doing here? But my thing is, you're fighting, that's what I was confused. Why are we going to fight? Even then you shouldn't fight? I can understand if it's a back and forth game. Wait, wait, fight over a 10-year-old football game? Crazy.

But I'm trying to think, like, why would they be so down to fight? I'm like, over 10-year-old football? Literally, I don't know. I would, I would be like, I'd have to literally run away from you. Like, I would never do that. I'd be like, fight. Oh, you want to fight in the park?

The guy, like, squared up, I'd be like, over this. That's what I was baffled. I'm like, wait. If so, I'm usually down to fight, especially there's no cops involved. I'm usually down to fight. Oh, sure. My thing is, though, why are we doing this now? Well, there's also families kids.

There's no upside. No, but even like hurting your hand or whatever it might be. No, even if we fought out and just take them down. But my thing is, is, is, Like, let's go through it. Why are we upset? Because you should have took in a knee when you have a minute left. Okay?

Yeah. You want to physically fight me over that? Yeah. Well. Or you could just stop the offense and make sure they don't get to the touchdown. Be upset at your team and the execution of the defense. Don't be mad at the other team. No.

It was so weird to me. I was so embarrassed by it. I was like, what are we doing, man? Like we got to Chile, I told him, I said, man, because I've seen those, you've seen those clips online, like in Florida and certain parts of Texas. People fighting. The parents are fighting the coach, like literally fist fighting. So weird. It's so great.

Now, I will say this, and you haven't had a kid in sports, the emotions get so high in kid sports. Yeah. So high. I deal with it all. Bosti's six-you baseball team yesterday. This kid foul tip twice. That's two strikes if you don't know baseball. Then he missed the third.

strike he's he's out yeah i go no one says anything they go one more pitch he'll he's out just common baseball well no he's out he felled the first two that'd be two strikes and then he missed that one that'd be three they go no i didn't see i go but he's out the mom the fuck he is whoa whoa whoa whoa all right cool cool cool go it's six you baseball and i can see the kid i go he's number six i don't know him he's on the team oh six you're fine buddy take another swing go ahead go ahead go ahead well hold on you're going to cuss at me and yell over six you, but go ahead. Oh, no, go ahead. This isn't real.

And if your kid keeps playing, trust me, they're not going to miss strikeouts. He's going to get called out. It's all good. But if you need this, I said number six, you have nothing to do with this buddy. Fire away. And he had a good hit. Yeah. Okay.

And we still won. Yeah. Okay. What are we going to do? Some things are not worth dying over. Some hills are not worth dying on. We're going to fight over six, six. six year olds and 10 year old sports?

I care as much as the next. Yeah, I'm not going to physically fight you. Yeah. Now, it's different if you're going to touch a kid or, you know, whatever, you know, but it's wild, man. And this happens every weekend around the country. Parents just don't know how to handle it. Yeah. Just don't know how to handle it.

It's so good, though. That organized sport. Oh, the best. It's so good. The best. All that stuff is so good. Kids dealing with pressure the best. Yep.

And Boss is about to learn tonight because we play, we're in the second round of the playoffs, we play the number one seat. And they're, and Bossi's playing up at eight. These kids are like eight, nine, and ten. And they're the All-Star team.

They're fucking, he's going to learn your dad. You want to keep your kid out of trouble. Sports. Get them in sports. You know, and then, and then like.

Forget about college, NFL, no, sports. Yeah. And they keep them in line. Mostly kids on the team, although they weed themselves off. If they want to be good at sports, they have to be dedicated.

They can't be out running them up. and doing drugs. Right. Sports. Sports. That's why you, sports. 100%. Your kid might not be Tom Brady,

but then keep him disciplined. Yes. He's going to have other kids that are good influences. You learn about life. You learn about it. Yes. Failure and not in the other and success and how to manage all of it.

Oh, sports is, I mean, man. Every kid should be in sports. If you're lucky enough to be, you know, athletic and take it to college, then that's even better. That's different.

And then... That's also, I didn't realize you were up so early. What did you think it was, but? I just didn't. that's to me too early. I mean, it's almost like...

It's not for you. It's almost unhealthy. No. No, no. No, no. That was great. And you don't even think about it, dude. You don't?

No. It is what it is. You want it so bad. If the coach was like, hey, I take a piss in this can every morning to start. You have to, around, if it's your day, you have to drink this piss, they're drinking the piss. I would do whatever they, whatever. Yeah. Just because you want to play on Saturday.

Whatever it took to be part of the team. I'll do whatever. Wake up at four, three, two. You'll do a golden shower if you have to. A thousand, ten percent. Yeah, and I would be your coach. And I would say, listen, you have a good attitude. And I like your can-do attitude.

Open your mouth. And I like that you've got, you have a, and I don't say this often, you have a great mouth. Thank you, sir. You have a great mouth. Thank you. And I'm looking for dedication. And I'm looking for a positive attitude. I'm looking for somebody who's willing to do, say it with me.

Anything. Right. Right? And I would say, real quick, golden shower means I get a golden helmet, correct? Now, you do get a golden helmet, but I got a bladder full of poop, pee. Almost said poo. Yeah, you did. Almost said poo poo.

I go, what? I'm not doing any scats. Nope. You don't want to do that. That's where you drop the line. Now, if this is Ohio State, go ahead and shit on me. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

I'm playing for a floor state and the steamer on the old chest. You know what I mean? If I'm playing for a unit from Miami, shit away. Maybe you get into a coffee table and just let me do it because of my fetish, whatever the the fuck we're into. Whatever. You're starting on Saturday. Am I starting for Notre Dame?

You're starting on shit in my mouth. You're starting on Saturday. Whatever you want, Bob. You're the gay one. I went to a Notre Dame game when I was a young man with my father. Special. Man, is that a religion? Man, does that town wake up?

And man, does that town, it's as though somebody came and emptied it out when they lose? Because I was there the next day when they lost. It's also Indiana, but that's all they have. That's all they have. Notre Dame's religion. South Bend, Indiana. That's all they have. But most places, like anywhere in the SEC, like Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, Ole Miss, Mississippi State, Texas.

It's fucking big-time ball, Bubba. The city shuts down. Wow. Big time ball. Speaking of shut down, the Texas coach, probably getting fired. They've lost two in a row now. University of Texas coach. He's probably getting fired.

Really? Yeah, yeah, can't have it. How about Dion? He's, they want him out this year. He'll be out next year. Really? Yeah, they're going to win two games this year. Two games.

What's going on? Just his coaching? Or is it? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Just because you can play the game doesn't mean you can coach me. I have a question.

They were talking about how good Dallas's offense is. But in 30 years they haven't made it to, I think, a playoff game or to a something. They made it. No, they've made it to the Super Bowl. Yes. Well, no, they won Super Bowl in the 90s. Well, Trey Egan was talking about how in 30 years they have an X, Y, and Z. And that's Jerry Jones because Jerry Jones is an owner and general man.

The issue is Jay Jones has his hand also in the personnel. Yeah, and I didn't realize he played D1 football. Jay Jones? Yep. Beast. And yeah. And, and, and. Yeah, but you shouldn't be having your hand in the execution.

Yeah. His problem is he won't relinquish any power. So he's going to have a head coach who does what he wants to do. Like, you can't run a program like that. You need, yeah, you need, uh, he's, it's too much of a family business and he's got, he's got too involved. But he's got to see that it's not giving him results. but he'd rather have the power.

Well, good luck because the Dallas Capitol They're still making money though. They're still making, but he's still making money. Sure, but you're not winning. Yeah. You're just not winning. I know. You know, you've got...

With Texas, like, Sarkeesian, he just hasn't adapted to 2026 football. Like, they're just not adapting the way the other teams are. But also, like, I... So you're losing... You trade Meika Parsons, who's the best player in the NFL, and I don't know what you got for it because you're losing, losing.

losing. That actually wasn't a bad trade. That first round draft picks. They have a good defensive line. Oh, really? Yeah, a lot of good came out of that. Also, Parsons has been injured this entire season. Hasn't played it down this season.

Okay. So that's not a terrible. I mean, he's great. He's great, but he literally hasn't played this year. Yeah. He got injured, I think, like, in four or five games over there, Torres Knee. I'm sure they know something.

I don't know. It's just, he was so dominant and so. He was dominant, but then also they're like, man, we can get three good guys. We're going to, you know, shore up three holes in the boat over one big one. Having said that, they're still losing. Yeah. Yeah.

What can you do? Not much. What can you do? So many different things. Your quarterback gets hurt. You know, the Eagles. We went to a pumpkin patch yesterday in Texas. A little different than L.A.

Yeah. It was so packed. Yeah. It was so packed. Really? Oh, dude. So fucking packed. Guys, I know you guys are thinking about this,

but it is getting cool. are out there. It's cold. In the morning, it's fucking cold. And nights. Yeah. Well, that's the thing about Texas. It's either 100 degrees.

Yeah, there's no middle ground. Or it's fucking 40. Well, today's 70. It's great. Yeah, today's nice. The middle of the day is great. Today's high of like 72. Yeah, it's nice.

I'll take it. There you go. Yeah, 71. That's great weather. Dude, good for ball. Yeah. That's 85, 87. Okay.

But I like those days. 80s? Low 80s? take my fucking money that's great that's Santa Monica weather dude yes it is yes it is and Boulder was pretty much that this weekend yeah but it gets wait till November December January February buddy it gets it wears on you right it's pretty yeah but it gets real cold terrible that's why when people are like oh I love the snow do you yeah my ex have you ever

live in the fucking snow I'll never live in never I would never go back anywhere where it's just it's too much the winters the winters a winner. Yeah, it sucks. Especially when you're doing sports. And you're cold. It's horrible. Horrible.

Yeah. That's why it sounded like the old unc. Because Tiger was like, Dad, it's cold. It was like they had practiced on Friday and it's cold. You don't know cold. We had to put hand warmer, like heated things in our fucking pads so icicles didn't form, Bubba. And your face mask?

You can't feel it, dude. You can't feel your face. The face mask is so hard. And then your hands and you still got to catch the ball. Oh my God. Because the coach doesn't give a fuck. You still got to catch the ball. Oh my God.

And you're playing in that. And the real gangsters went no sleeves. I never wore sleeves in college. You didn't wear sleeves? Never. You never wore sleeves. No. That's the one thing I just, I,

part of me dies when I see it because I know I can't do it, and it makes me sad. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I feel a little bit less of a man, and I am, and I am, because the cold cuts through me. I don't have the bone structure. Cold turns me in a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a man. coward and a bitch. Well, there's this guy from the northeast where, you know,

it's colder in here. And Tigers, our bossy's game was at 8 a.m. and it was, it was 44 but it says it feels like 36. So I had a hoodie on and like a loose jacket like this. And this other dad on the team comes up to me and he has no, he has short sleeves on. He goes, layered up,

huh? Hey, when I say, hey, hey, hey, hey, when I say it. That's annoying. You're competing in a sport nobody else is fucking playing bro when i say it pissed me off and went what you say he was liturbed up i go this little chilly i go oh you're a tough guy because you have no leers on i got you and he goes well no i'm just i go you tough guy all right have fun bud but when i say and then i'm like right whatever that's annoying but tell me would this annoy you chin and b and listeners would this know you

there's this dad i don't think he's doing on purpose very funny but it drives me a little nuts every time I see him he walked by me he goes, what's up, sunshine? I do that. I like that. But yours is joking. Yeah.

He goes, and he's only done the past two weeks. So it's not like a thing of his. It's just with me. He goes, what's up, sunshine? Almost on me. Sunshine. What's that about?

How well does he know you? Not well at all, sir. That's a little, yeah. We don't know each other. Is he marking your card? I couldn't tell you his name. Yeah. What's up, Sunshine?

I go, I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt. Only me, though. Yeah, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. We use Bubba. What's up, boss? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sunshine's a little gay.

That's my, it's gay. And I do that because I, well, I'll go, what's up, sunshine? Different. Yeah. We're boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the way guys talk.

Yeah. You don't know another man and you go, every morning, first time I see me at the game, so, sunshine. A little gay. I feel like you're kind of like put me down a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Like I'm, I'm a little too eager, is that what you're saying?

Like, am I? I don't know. Who is he and what does he do? I don't know. Didn't tell you. Athlete? Definitely not. Okay.

Okay. Don't say bad genetics. I don't like, don't say that. You don't look at him. No, you don't look at me and say football. No, he's probably 5'7. You don't look at me and say he's sleeveless and we want him on our defense. Yeah.

That's okay. No, this dad's probably five. He dies. Once again, part of me dies. But also his dad's five, seven. That's not tall.

That's not tall. That's an issue. Yeah. It's a little passive. Never played. Isn't it a little passive aggressive, I feel like it's up, Sunshine?

What if, and then if I answer back, what's up, Short King? Do we like that? No, you have to have something more. Short King's on par with sunshine. You have to have something else.

You have to say. What's up? No, no. No, this is what you say. It's up gay boy? Nope. Nope.

You go like this. Nope. You do it real subtle. You go, there's the dumpling. That's all you say. Oh, what about this? That's all you go. You just go, there's the dumpling.

What about this? Ah, what's up, Shorty? No, no, no, it's too on the nose. Shorty? It's two on the nose. There's my little tree stump. Hold on. Oh, no.

Ready for this? Hey, what's happening, cutie? Cudy's good. There's the cutie pie. Yeah, there's the cutie pie. How are you doing this morning, bub? Yep, there's my cutie pie. There's my cutie pie.

Speaking of sunshine, what's going on, Cupcake? There's my cupcake's fun. There's my cupcake. Oh, no. Ready? What's up, Sunshine? What's up, sweetie? You know, you could also just do something a little bit general.

You could go, there's my little pomegranate. That's like, what did you call me? But that's also like, what? I know, but it's also like, that's what I mean? People are like, what's he mean by that? I don't know. Does he call you that? No, he called me a pomegranate.

There's my little calzone. Just something so random. Calzone's good. There's my little chicken pot pie. What's up, bud? there's my little sweetheart there's my pot pie there's my little pop pie how you doing this morning bubub now pot pie is very good pot pie there's my little pop pie there's the pot pie how you you can also do things like there's my little bubka you know you can do things like that you just

got a different name for something um see i almost like you kill him with kindness what's up sunshine what's up cupcake hey cunt how's how's what's up your raging damn a bit just bleep those out No shit. Hey, there's my little fuck doll. You know, you call them a chew toy. There's my little chew toy. What's up, Big Nugget? There's my little sweet and sour sauce.

What's up, bud? What's up, sunshine? There's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's my little boner food. Ooh, I got a boner. Ooh, this is my prison mate. You give me a boner, sir. Buddy, I just got a boner looking at you. Where'd you get that shirt?

Boner Central. Hey, Bonerville. I might get kicked off the field. Tyler's laughing at me. I might get kicked off the field, though. It might be worth it. You know? What if I just snapped?

What's up, Sunshine? What's up, bitch? Excuse me? I called you bitch. Yeah. Listen, come here. I don't like when call me, Sunshine.

It fucks up my morning. I'll stick my finger right up your ass. I will grab, see these four fingers? I will grab the inside of your mouth and just yank down like a champ, right? Yep. And I could do them from you and all your friends. Hey, I'll grab onto your ass, buddy, and I will not let go.

And I will take you to fuck town. And I'll take you to fuck town. You see the shit behind there? I'll take you to fuck town. That's it. And he's going to go, very cool. Beep, boop, boop, 911. And then you'll go like this.

This guy just told me he'll take me to fuck down. And you go like this. So you, be the cop and talk to me. Excuse me. Sir, did you threaten a man you take him to fuck town? Me? Yeah. Me?

Fucktown? What? I like that. What? I'd say, you just keep doing that. Fucktown? Fucktown.

Get your voice out. What the fuck you're talking about? I said Funky town. I said Funky town. You know the jam? Funky town. What's what my boys? Funky town.

Come on. Who don't like that? That's all. What's up, man? What's up, man? Funky town. Trying and go to fucktown too. Excuse me.

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It's a little zesty. It's a little bit. And a little like. It's a little bit like I will say there are parts of the world like Brooklyn, New York or whatever, where if you say that to somebody, they go, what? Who are you talking to?

Like, like, like, you know, when Jimmy, I played touch football once with Jimmy and his buddies, they were the regional champions, and they were all guys who played D1 ball and stuff,

and they'd play, and they were all big. They were calling me Brian Piccolo from Brian's song because I was running away from the ball. I like that. And I was smaller than everybody in skinny, and I don't know how to play football. I'd just call you run.

there's the run I'm six feet almost back then yeah you're 510 now what's up run listen listen and I can I can run a route and I can catch and throw a ball do you remember the candy runt

what runts you ever had that candy runts no I do I said routes don't say runs I said routes right yeah now they were getting fights and Jimmy would just stuff like that he'd go well she's fucking she's fucking she push me and the guy goes what

she's fucking pushing me what am I supposed to do Hey, is he called me she? He didn't know what's going on. And he goes like, does he go, fucking put more highlights in your hair? It's all right. And what is? He just said that. Or he'd go like this.

He goes, well, her tits are getting all twisted up, you know? Tell her to listen to bra. I don't know what the fuck. Hey, fuck you. And it'd be that. He would just throw those things away and they wouldn't know what the fuck was going on. Anyway. It's weird though, right?

I don't think about it ever since. Sunshine. Man, I would have been, and I'm going to say this, and I'm going to say this, and I don't want you to comment on this. I want you to take it in. I would have been a good football player Now hold on I ask you not to comment

Bro you struggle at women's flag When I say this I want you to keep a straight face Okay I'm gonna say it Keep a straight face I would have I would have been a good Try it again I would have been a very good

Very good Yeah I would have been a very good D1 football player If you were born in a different body. Didn't have the body for it. Didn't have the head for the game.

No. Didn't have the arm for quarterback. Can't throw, can't catch. Can't tackle. I don't have those things, but I do have the desire. And a positive attitude. And I have a positive attitude.

Which is great at the Pop Water level. Now, Coach, going to need you to move practice to a reasonable hour. And I don't think 9 a.m. There's a lot to ask. 9 a.m. Oh, that's a little early. Because the thing is, I got to warm up. So I got to wake up at 8.

10 a.m. is such a civilized hour. And I swear to God, you make it 10 a.m. because I got my breakfast. I got my, I'm stretched, I got my coffee. You're there? I've slept. I'm there. I'm there at 10.

And now I'm ready. And I think that's a reasonable. And by the way, we're done by noon. Then I get to go to class. Then we come back and watch film or whatever we do. You got practice at four though. Yeah. So it gives us about four hours of school.

That's fine. That's all I need. And also when you say 10, that means you got to start getting ready at 9. We'll get ready at 9. I'll wake up at 9. Well, no, no. At the facility, changing, getting wrapped, getting taped up at night.

Is that right? So you're going to leave the house around 815. So I got to leave at 815. So I got to be up at, oh, man, anything with a seven is so early. It just is. I'm down for football, but anything with a seven. If we could move everything to noon, I'll tell you why, we're going to round it. I know, but listen.

Yeah, and it's two hours, so noon. So two, two to six, get some classes. Then the facilities and the athletic facilities. Can I eat while I watch tape and stuff? Yeah. I have to have another practice, though? Yes. What's that practice?

Two it is. Same shit. Full contact. Physical stuff. Yeah, that's it. I'm doing physical shit. I guess we'll do it for four because you can't do too late because the sun's going down. Fuck.

It's just not for you, Bubba. I mean, it's just like, all right, well, fuck. I'll do 10. But I have to be there at 9. Can I just get there at 10? If you're on time, you're late. If you're on time, you're late. So I got to tape up and all that shit.

Fuck. Tough go, dude. It's just not for people. It's just not for people. I mean you. Yeah. You'll be all right. What else you got, Jen?

All righty. A few things here. This one I thought was fascinating. We talked about it on Big Barbertsin. I told you, I hung with him. Yeah. He was at my show. He and Gordon were at my show.

He's such a great guy. The nicest. But it's like, like, George St. Pierre is so down to earth. Like I spent probably two hours with him and Gordon and we're just talking and fucking around at Mitzis at the mothership. But he's such a great,

he's so, like you can't believe he was greatness. I know. You just can't. Ambast who's ever walked there? Yeah, and I'm like literally, I'm flanked by two of the goats and just talking to them and just, you forget. If only they take their cocks out.

Jesus Christ, dude, take it down not you? A little bit, right? Yeah. Play this, Joe. Have you seen his podcast though? No. It's awesome. What happened, for example, in, in prison,

And after a certain number of time, you know, they start having sex with guys. It doesn't make them homosexual? No, it doesn't. Do they identify as homosexual? He's so gracious. Just because you're having sex with a man doesn't necessarily mean you're a homosexual. I know that it's hard to wrap your head around that. I know.

But it's also part of how a person identifies. Many people are going to argue this. Yeah. Yeah. We all are touched with reality. I saw this. You know, you must be gay. That the minute you have a person.

an image of a penis in a butt that you think it equals gay. Yeah. But graphically, that means you imagine a penis penetrating you, it sounds gay. Yeah, it sounds gay. You're right, George. But it's...

It might turn you up. But there are some men that enjoy and are okay with that. We see what happened, for example, in... Here's my question. Are you gay? You are 100% gay. If you're taking In prison though

I'm going to make some caveats If you are able And voluntarily Can get on your tummy And let another man Peel your peach And stick that balls deep There is no other way

I can't think of anything gayer I can't think of anything gayer But is the guy that's penetrating you Is he gay? Now let's get into it. Let's get into it. Yes, since I know you're going. Now, you and I are straight guys, right?

We're straight. Now, if I'm in jail for- Straight as Topanga Canyon. We're as straight as the road that cuts through Topanga Canyon. All right. Now, now, you and I are in jail. We're young men. How long?

And we're in there for a while. But what's a while? 40 plus years? No, no, like, we're there from 20 to 30. That's what we're rearing. Ten year stunt. Yeah, and we're, we're our testosterone spiked.

We're horny as fuck. Now, here's the thing that people don't know about jail. There are a lot of guys that give it up for free because they're super feminine. They dress, they wear makeup.

Hey, Brian? Yeah. Everybody knows that. Yeah. But I like to be in the know. I like to be in the know. We're not. We've all seen those shows.

Okay. All right. So we have seen those shows. I like how you had a secret. So you know. There's a whole wing. And they're, and they're called the lady boys.

They're lady boys. It's in Shawshank Redemption from the 40s, right? Yeah, and what would happen probably is if you're a man and a lady boy's there and she's all dolled up. Hairless. Hairless as it gets. Positive attitude.

Probably somewhat, maybe even Asian, you know? Maybe Vietnamese. Maybe Kim, you know, something like that where it's smaller frame, no hair, full mouth, all that stuff. Super girly. Tabled up. Bubble butt. Bubble butt tapes that little, that situation up.

So you can't really. It's out of the way. Yeah, it makes you feel sick. You know what I mean? Hey, take it easy. And I can see then when you're in, you're like, all right, you know, that's, she's a girl. And I'm going to, I'm going to close my eyes. And this is how we're going to do that.

I don't know. I actually don't know if I could ever get it up for that. Oh, hey, you can. You? No, I don't know if I can. You would. This is my thing. It only makes you gay depend on how many years you're in the jail for.

I just don't think. Because if you're there under. six years and you're doing that stuff, blah, blah. Okay, this is a lifelong dream. If you're a lifer, you're like, buddy, I can get my rock stuff somehow. Have you seen fucking sung dung, whatever? Yeah, yeah, and I'm going to get my dicks. Yeah, yeah.

I'm saying this is what, this is what, I don't care if you've been in jail for 40 years. If you ever voluntarily take a dick to the mouth or the rump, there is nothing gayer than that. Yeah. And it's fine, but that is, there's, no one goes through a phase where they say, I want to try to suck a dick. Depends how long you're in there for. Well, but even if you're in there that long, you're not going to go, I want to suck on that. But if you're getting your thing sucked,

yeah. You're saying, you're good? Yeah, you might have a girlfriend in there. Well, does your clothes, boyfriend, you and super girl girl. Boyfriend that dressed up. But a super girly girl.

Now, let's say you get, you get life and you're just like, whatever, dude, I'm trying to get my rocks off. And you're fucking the lady boys. And then you get parole 25 years in. You get out, you're like, I ain't doing that ever again. are you listed as gay so our boy who we're friends with was on a date answer the question though answer question though well i'm going to tell you i'm going to tell you why i don't know that you could overcome the dick and balls on even a lady boy so our boy good friend of ours

was on a date with uh i can say it probably stevie he was on a date with this gal i'm go to meet him and she was just tits and ask for days super flirty and and and i i meet her and she's all flirty and hot and i go where'd you meet her he goes blah blah blah i don't know how he met her social media probably and i and and and she gets up to go to the bathroom and people go like this they look they're looking because she's bulldog and her nuts out the back she was as as she was so she was a 10 she was yeah but but people were looking at her a little bit. And I looked at him and I said, he goes,

I'm just not attracted to it. I don't know why. He said to me. And I go, I'm not either. And then I go, and then she goes to the back to her a second time. Men's or women's?

Women. You guys don't know. And I go, I think she might be a guy. And he goes, I don't know, but I think so too. But that's how much the transition was.

Like so girly. Technology. Technology. This is full transition. And, Then he said, dude, she was sitting on my lap and he said something really interesting. He said, the skin. The skin.

Thick. It was a different temperature. By construction worker. And it smelled a certain way. And he said, I just wasn't attracted to her. Smelled like old spice. Pharamones, male pheromones versus female pheromones are very different. And if you're a stray man attracted to females, you're attracted, not just to the shape,

you're attracted to everything. Yeah. So he was like, I just couldn't, I couldn't understand it. And she said to him at the end, she goes, I'm a lot like a boy. and he goes, okay. She said that to her. In other words, you know. Well, that's for her safety too,

because some guys, if they start hooking up, find out late, they might beat him up, which is the issue. And she said that. And then he said, she got out of the car and he was like, okay, really nice.

He said, I'm not doing that. He felt kind of bad. He said, I'm not doing that again. After he blew his load in her. No, he didn't, he didn't do a thing. But like, even if that was your roommate in jail,

you might, well. Overtimes can wear you down. Bring up fully transitioned like hotties. See, but we're not talking about them in prison, right? Like some guys, they don't have access to razors. You're like, holy shit, my sidepiece in prison has a mustache. Look, there's no doubt. Like, five o'clock channel.

Very feminine women. I mean, men get completely. Um, dupe, dude. That's 2020. That's 2013 to 2020. Yeah, I mean. But I show up on a day in 2016, I'm like, hey, bro. Estrogen is a real thing.

it's a real thing that one wouldn't fool me here you go got me got me that's got me right there no the one that looks like alexander volkinovsky see the baldheaded guy

looks like that that would get you right there for sure that wouldn't get me no no that face is too tough that's the thing if you are transitioned dude there's nothing we do about the face well the bones done done done

done done yeah I mean by the way before the transition I'm done before the transition

that's already pretty oh well that's a little kid oh boy yeah I don't know what's going on there the actress from the show that done the actress from the show that I watch Carrie done that Carrie actress

was a childhood star as a boy and now she's a you know girl not done there you go they look exactly the same yeah they do it's crazy though

it's crazy man yeah it is it's uh let me this one that's uh not done that is strange I don't know man but the thing is is uh this isn't going down in prison like this dude nobody looks like that in prison

no you have to have access to hormones and all that yeah I don't know that's crazy. Steve could tell just by the scent of the fucking I could tell. Old Spice and the thick rhino skin it gave you a way. It wasn't thick rhino skin.

It was just, I don't know. I could tell that there was, I was like, and this was as transitioned as it gets. Look at the tailpiece on this one. You see the tail piece between her legs? Oh,

there we go. Still done. It's fully transitioned. Wait, bring that guy down. Hold on. Is that the same person? Nah, I don't buy that. Back right there.

That guy's got a, that guy's bodied up. I could see it. The face still looks masculineish. Yeah, and the, and the abs are weird. Yeah. The point is they'll get you with science, but in prison, in prison it's not this tricky, we'll say that. It looks like a lot of them started as bodybuilders and then.

Brian, there's been one picture of bodybuilder. Well, that and the other guy, like a lot of them have this body dysmorphia situation, right? it's so interesting to me. Come on. More effort. All right. Well, Brian's gay. What else you get you?

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Okay. You sent me this thing right here. How crazy is this? At the age of six, oh my God. Survived a chimpanzee attack that killed his cousin, left him with severe facial injuries after 16 surgeries to start a new life in the US of A.

He's now a national high school wrestling champion. And we'll attend North Carolina on scholarship, dude. man. Isn't that crazy? Do you know how fucking tough that guys? I think about what he had to go through. Yeah. I assume the chimp grabbed his face?

Oh my gosh. He killed his cousin too. Yeah, they'll pull your jaw off. So his injury saw, he says in 2014, when he was six, he was playing with his brother and cousin there, National Park and DRC to the Congo. A group of wild chimpanzees suddenly attacked the children. His four-year-old brother and his cousin were killed. He suffered. His lips were essentially torn from his face.

Large portion of his cheek and face was destroyed. He lost part of his right air. He lost a finger. Initially, he had tremendous difficulty eating, speaking in control and saliva. Jesus Christ. He later described the attack as happening extremely quick. He recalled being with his family and the chimpanzee suddenly appeared and everything happened very fast.

What happened afterwards was almost as difficult. His mom had died. His father was unemployed. And after the attack, he struggled badly in his home community. Reports say he was shunned and mocked because of their parents. Jesus Christ. Even attempting to attend school was tough. Then something extraordinary happened,

a group of connected to the Rueunga National Park helped arrange for him to receive medical treatment in the United States. At age eight, he came to Long Island, New York, shout to the U.S. We're surgeons at Stony broke Great College, began reconstructing his face. No cost to his family. Wow. The underwent 15 to 16 surgeries over the years.

yeah he's a callie kid went to long beach high school he so he won the nasu county titles three new york state championships oh he's not a long beach god that damage is awful wow that's fucking cool man that poor boy the suffering terrible right what a badass good luck being that guy in wrestling like

think how mentally tough that fucking guys what a stud yeah yeah all right um She got fired, huh? That was a quick tenure. They said fired, but it also said that Trump kind of just said, like, you don't need to deal with all this negativity and all the crap. I mean.

Yeah. Sounds like he's being nice. Of course. That's what happened. He's a girl, you're fumbling all over the place. I got to find somebody else. Yeah. So five days, I think she'll be lasted.

Yeah. Out. I mean, I was a fan, but that's because I'm superficial, you know? Shortest stint ever at White House Press Secretary. she plans to move east from California with her family a big thing was that she kept calling herself an attorney right a lawyer and they found out that she never actually passed the bar oh so that that's where she got them

that drums goes I said is this for you Katie after you fired her because honestly you don't need this well yep she gave the old college try it's fine yeah there needs to be some requirements for the gig though yeah yeah dude did you see Tesla's fucking flying car yeah here's my thing it got a lot of negativity because of Elon's political beliefs or like that, if you see that car

and your initial response is, ah, didn't fly, ah, that's not cool. You're zesty. Well, you're also like a... How can you hate the... You're a jealous... The innovation to do... You know how fucking bananas that is?

Everything that guy has done, you know, like in terms of as a visionary, like they were like, oh, SpaceX won't work. Buying X won't work. Tesla won't work. It's always been, people say he can't, you know. I know he got lots of government grants. but a lot of companies,

dude, he still made it work. It's fucking... Starlink is unbelievable. I was un-united on the way back here. Starlink is the best. When you see that, I was like,

oh, and you know me, I hate on electric cards. I saw it and went, holy shit. Yeah. I had conversations with my kids like, dad, is that faster than yours?

I'm like, dude, it's different now. Fast has reached a different. This, I view this is... It's history. I view this is different. Oh, this has changed things forever.

I thought it was AI. Jay sent to me. I thought the same time. I go, it looks like AI. Yeah. Dude, the suction, the innovation camp with the suction is so mind-blowing. Do you realize the handling that car's going to have?

So it's set all the records. It sucks the ground. The question is we need a breakthroughs in material sciences in terms of like, you know, I can't imagine the fuel or the amount of. There's no fuel. No, the amount of electricity it takes. Well, now, that's the least of the worries. They'll figure that out. Yeah. And then also the suction.

Look at this. But the suction and the jet propulsion is air. So it really? Really? It fills it back up and then puts it back out. Really? It's constantly feeling itself putting it back out. It's insane.

So right now it's sucking to the ground. Now think of that on the Nuremberg track. That is so fucking. It's going to break every fucking record. So now it's like gas powered cars. It's completely separated now. I view this as different. I'll tell you, maybe I'm getting zesty in my old age.

But Mercedes released a GT 63. It was all yellow. AMG GT 63 SUV. Bring it up, Chin. after this, for the first time I left went, for the first time my life, out of any electric car, I would drive that. Maybe I'm zesty. Maybe I need a dick in my butt.

But dude, if you watch that and go, ah, that's not impressive. You're such a fucking hater. That should be the limit. That should be the barometer. If you're a loser or not, what did you think of Elon bus flying car? If you go, he didn't fly, you're out. You can't be in my foxhole. You're out.

What a break. No one hates you. to like cars with me i can't stand them dude that new mercedes ben gt 63 uh it's the electric uh sedan they just put in new electric there you go oh boy they just debuted it put in uh well there's the s uv well put in suv what's that what's that going for that yellow one i'm not crazy about the oh the look and it has 1500 horsepower buddy Piss on my mouth. I'm not into the looks.

Yeah, I don't like that style. Oh, I can't get enough of it. Really? You guys are gay. Whatever, dude. That thing looks so fucking dark.

The interior is so ridiculous too. Like a Lamborghini. Well, yeah, but that's probably why I'm attracted to it because it doesn't look like a feminine car. It's super aggressive, like a race car. Yeah.

Well, now don't get twisted. It's a performance SUV. So the reason I'm coming out with it because like Porsche has their turbo GT. Right. Um, Asa Martin has theirs. Lamborghini has the Uris. This is their version compete with that.

It's going to blow the doors of it. It's 15,000, horsepower. 1,500, dude. If they would just make that in the twin turbo 4.4 V8, take my fucking money, dude. Even as electric, my girl was like, you wouldn't drive them?

I'm like, now we're tinkering. I mean. It's like first time put a finger in your butt. We're tinkering. Okay. Let's go ahead and put two. We go three knocks. You know, it's three.

That's three. That's three. Now we're going fist. You know what I mean? You know what? Fist. Go wrist deep. Fist is a little bit too.

Go and keep the watch on. Go wrist deep. That's where I'm at with electric cars. And keep the watch on. Keep that big ass submirder on. That turned you into Mr. Hands just like looking at that going. You know what?

If you got a horse mounted up on things? Beep, beep, beep. Wow. That's me backing up into that day. Backing up into that day. Beep, beep. Wow. That makes me gay.

So be it. Well, listen, now you're an electric car guy. Nope. Not yet. I mean, you can have best of both worlds. There doesn't have to be you could only be electrical. I love both too. Oh, I see what you're saying.

Chin, keep my E-63, a thousand horsepower and then also have this. You don't have to just have electric or gas. You're by. That's what that is. The sunbeam yellow and that, buddy, you're... Sunbeam yellow. That yellow one right there. Oh, they call it sunbeam.

That's pretty gay, but I like it. I'll just wait a year. I'll call you sunbeam, not sunshine. I'll call you sunbeam. That's pretty good. Yeah. Because that means you know cars, then we're cool. A sunbeam.

Morning sunbeam. Well, I mean, you got that sun being yellow car. I'll just wait a year. They're going to tank in price like Mercedes do and electric cars. All of them do. There couldn't be a worse investment than an electric car. Because the battery? They just don't hold value.

So I'll wait. They're cut in half. And then your boys are going to swoop on in. What's that going for right now? 180. Oh, wow. I'll wait. You're for 80 in a year.

I love the back. I love the color. If they would just come out with the bi-turbo. Actually, they're not heavy on the buy. They're not even 180, are they? 230. Well, estimated it at $180 in the U.S. All right.

Yeah, if you want the full Show and Pony, it's $2.30. I'll just wait. I'll wait. I'll sit in the tall grass on this shit. Send the tall grass. Then where the kinks out, probably get version two. Wouldn't you think that flying Tesla will be able,

but I guess you got to have the infrastructure for it? But that's the thing like, the issue is like, can you imagine buying your daughter that? No. Shoot how many people she killed? Not intentionally, but just. No, I mean. Yeah. You're fucking, you're fun.

It's not really. So, so that's, you can, so now in 2020, they're going to release that car. In 2020. In 2028, you can take orders now. So in 2020, they're going to release that car, but it's not going to be that rocket version. You can get the roadster and different trims. So we'll still have the thrusters and the suction. It's going to be so fucking fast.

Again, this talk of gas and electric, now it's a different, now he came out with this. They're two separate things. They're two, they're not even the same wheelhouse. Before we could compare, now we can't. You come out with fucking thrusters and suction, the game has changed. We can't. There's no comparison. You can't compete with it.

And then it's fucking jumping over cars and flying. What the fuck are we going to do, dude? Technology. Imagine you get a 16-year-old of that, though? So you can reserve it now, but you just can't get the, you have to be invite only. See the rocket invite only, but you want the thrust. Rocket invite only. Wow.

So you put down 5,000. and do within 10 days, 45,000. So you have put down 50,000. Jeez. Oh, damn, my credit cards there. But I think they're like, how much is the thrust one? Does it say?

They said like 230,000? I thought the rocket was going to do. Why would you get the regular one? So 5,000 plus two? Because it sucks to the ground? The regular one's still going to have, I think it's going to look like that. It's just not going to be able to fly or suck to the ground.

Nice. Carl, I'll tell you that much. I'm a fan. Yeah, they did a good job. Now, here's the problem B. So that goes 0.6 in 0.8 seconds, which is insane. 0.8. But here, much faster than that, the human body, that's the issue we're going to have.

The human body can't deal with that. G-force. Yeah. So this might be the limit before people are passing out going 0.16.8. Because let's say it goes 0.1 with those thrusters. the human body, we literally can't take it. The blood will go. So technology might advance where cars are going 060 and 0.16.1 seconds eventually,

like when my kids are older, but the human body won't be able to maintain that. We're going to die or pass out. Wild. Or you have a special suit. Our biology cannot keep up with. With technology. Yeah, it's too fast for us. Incredible.

It's pretty cool, right? Yeah, it's amazing. It's $250,000 for the thrust. Also, he says 2028, I bet you're going to come out to 3032. Right. I'm going to tell you about a company called Lorinco. I'm talking about gum and mince that actually make your teeth stronger every time you chew them. Boy, do I need it.

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Gunman would kill four people, including three young children. Yeah, so someone came in. A former student at Silver Rail Elementary, police chief Mike Kranz credits two people for saving lives. A teacher, he says, through her cell phone at the gunman and began to struggle with him. and a bystander who saw the gunman enter the school and rushed in, firing several shots, killing the shooter.

The man's brother confirmed his identity to NBC News as 36-year-old Caleb Giamonko, a father of two girls who attend the school. He says this all happened right around here as Caleb Giamonko was driving past the school. He says after he heard those gunshots, his brother got out, followed the gunman inside and used his concealed weapon to stop him. According to police, the first call came in at 12.59 p.m. Thursday, when a man reported verbally confronting the suspect who shot at his red pickup truck. Law enforcement sources tell NBC News the gunman used a pump-action shotgun

that his mother had purchased in August around the time of his birthday. Now families here are green. So it's very sad, but the hero is that father. The way you stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. I think he was a former school there. Dude, you got issues in elementary and you go back and shoot up these poor fucking kids? They're not, they're not, they're mentally ill. I mean, that's not an excuse, but that's why they do this crazy.

He's dead, right? Yeah. Thank God. Jesus. Yeah, shout out to that, the hero. My God. It's terrible. That's not a big deal.

Your boy, Dejaun Love is going to have a Netflix documentary. Oh, that real? Wide Deceiver. It's called Wide Deceiver. Wide Deceiver. Oh, that's a great name. Yeah. Wide Deceiver.

And I guess it's going to focus on all the women that were duped. So I looked it up to see if he's going to get paid. for because you would imagine he would you pay for it but he has nothing to do with it. They're not going to feature him either. They're just going to feature. Yeah, to talk to the women. Yeah. So they won't pay him a dime. And he's in prison. You can't benefit on for your crime. He's going to, dude, you realize he's going to make money somehow after this. I wonder how long he's going away for, though. Wasn't he gone for three years or something?

Probably not that long. I think the ban, the, the, the, the mandatory was like 20-something years. Why? No way. Yeah. Fraud of that caliber. No current 20 years. It's not a perillion person, has not been convicted yet. Because you're talking about millions of dollars, millions. So maximum sentence of 20 years, but that's like maximum. Along with the three years.

I bet he gets out and. No, per charge, though. Fais the maximum sentence of 20 years in federal prison per charge. Ah. I bet he's out in 10. Because California might be out in two days. Yeah, right. I bet he does 10.

Yeah. The reason it's a felony, I think it's over 200 grand. Yeah. When we talk about millions, it's a, a super serious offense. Yeah, wire fraud, all that. And more victims are coming out, he's cooked.

I won't watch the fuck of that documentary. There's some, there's some death ones here just saying, I know. I thought that was fake. No, this is real. What? That's real? A priest in Ecuador. I thought that was AI. Hold on. Just the irony of it is so

freaking wild. I looked at different ways, dude. And did they like redo the cross or something like that? I don't know if they actually did. They would have to live stream, too, that shit. Oh, it was a live stream, dude. Are you choking me?

That is so ironic and crazy. It fell perfectly on his head. Quick death, probably. Dude. A heavy crucifix fell onto his head. That is nuts. Terrible. I'm blown away.

Yeah, it was perfectly. literally thought that's the eye details at the bottom there chanworth says show more yes says the accident father sanchise was facing his congregation when a large heavy wooden crucifix detached from the wall above attached from the wall i wonder if someone could have like loosened it i don't know damn father sancho had delivered a sermon reflecting on mortality spoke about how people lose time to scrolling on their phone should instead appreciate that's so eerie i know it's almost like dude his last thing he said all of us are gonna die. That is so eerie.

Shiboon. You don't believe any of that shit? Crazy. That's not a boo-gun. What is that? Hold on. Did you want to see that one or not? Yeah, what is it?

It's just some 60-year-old. He's 60, by the way. He's my age? Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give it up for the inevitable, the absolute legend. Mark Elix.

Ladies and gentlemen, A world record. Oh, wow. What do you do? A hercaries hold? So just holding. That is a strong man. He's jacked.

That's impressive. Famous test of grip strength, shoulder endurance. Athlete stands on a race platform and a fixed central position between two heavy free swing impellers. Oh, so he's like this. And then you can't let him go.

But yeah, for 60 years old, that's pretty badass. That's cool. All right, let's go to. Here's another death that's freaking crazy You were to Texas San Antonio pregame fall? I thought again this was

How do you see all these Brian? Just on social media? It's supposed to be a fast rope fall But something went wrong Dude thank God this little girl didn't die But at that pumpkin patch yesterday There was donkey horse like things And this little like three old girl gets up there

And the parents are filming her Take a picture instead of fooling the kid She falls off, braces herself Arm No. Yep. Ambulance, everybody came. Terrible.

Let me see this again. Yeah. I wonder what happened. He just didn't strap himself in. Let's look in the details. That's terrible. He died right there? Oh yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, you can't jump from the top of the stadium, but no. Die from... At UTSA. So, repelling demonstration, they don't know yet, highly experienced, trained to repel, rapidly from significant height. It's.

Whoa. So they don't know yet. They're still investigating. I mean, I understand dying that way. I don't understand not securing your- Before you go down, yeah. And then giant, he's like, he's super experienced at it too. So.

On the very top, maybe it, maybe it faulty and it ripped. Man, I don't know. That shit's crazy. Maybe you got the page. Big men upstairs. Come on up. You got the page. You know what?

he got the page. It's like that pastor. That is, that is, that's Jesus. So the rope didn't break or anything. He's just kind of like lost, like the friction or something. That's terrible. I don't see that either. No.

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Okay, here we go. A Buckeye mother fawn off a man who she says broke into her house and assaulted her and her one-year-old daughter. My first instinct is just to protect her. Bella Torres tells me she was home last Friday evening when a stranger walked up to her front door and came in. What happens next isn't caught on camera. All he asks is can I use your restroom and as he's finishing the word restroom, he starts to charge at me, comes and grabs my neck. Torres says the man fought her to the ground, kicked her daughter, and demanded she take her clothes off. I start running towards the door. It's still wide open at this point. I scream as loud as I could for help.

Torres continues to fight the man outside. I'm on drugs. Her boyfriend said her. What's his name? poke his eyes out. What's his name? The man ran off after Torres' husband returned home. Buckeye police arrested a man within 24 hours and identify him as 20-year-old Adrian Ayala.

This was a giant misunderstanding. Ayala's attorney claims he was drawn to the home by Torres' husband for a roleplay scenario. Bullshit. He understood from the... Why did he kick the daughter then? Victim. Why did he approach her friend? Joking her.

That this was something that they did. And the victim was consenting to. What about the one-year-old? You piece of shit. I don't care if her husband said you can go in there and do that. That's not a defense. It's kind of problematic. Torres tells me Ayala is a complete stranger to her and her husband.

It's just gross. I can't really count how many times we've tried to take shower. What a bullshit. defense. What about kicking the fucking kid? How's the judge go? Okay. And he said to kick the child?

So a lot of the comments are kind of thinking that this was like just a pre-planned thing and it didn't go right. It didn't look like the husband ran. That's a big thing that they were talking about. It says this guy goes generally. I think her husband set her up only because he hesitated to run after the man who saw it. Now he might. He looked like he pulled a muscle. Go back and let me see this.

Oh, dude. Why do you give these guys the benefit for the knife? No, I'm a detective. Dude, he literally gets out, waits. Hold on. You don't know. You got to see, you're not a good detective. But you're going to assume he pulled a muscle.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He either set it up, but he didn't really run, so let me see what's going on here. Okay, it'll replay. Hold on. Okay, now. I'll have to go through all this again. But here's the comments in the meantime. But just can you fast forward it?

No. Or you can't? No. I took the extension off he was messing up all this other stuff on the computer. But let's play here. She was home last Friday evening. When a stranger walked up to her front door and came. and came in.

What happens next isn't caught on camera. All he asks is, can I use your restroom? And as he's finished in the word restroom, he starts to charge at me, and comes and grabs my neck. Torres says the man fought her to the ground,

kicked her daughter, and demanded she take her clothes off. I start running towards the door. It's still wide open at this point. I scream as lot as I could for help. Torres continues to fight the man outside. She's hitting him pretty good, too. He looks like he's like, what is he drugged up?

Look at him. He's like leaning forward. He doesn't know what to do. He was fine when he walked in there. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I don't know what this is.

This is so bizarre. By the way, don't you wish you could be there so you could choke him to death? What's his name? Just pick him up and slam on that. Now, watch this. Watch this. He hesitates. Look, he's not very fast here.

And identify him as 20-year-old Adrian Ayala. giant. He's looking back at the house too. That was the name is weird. He's just a on-athletters. He stopped. He paused. He skipped. Why wouldn't you just keep driving your truck if he takes off the truck? The truck's faster in your feet. That guy's a creep. Look at that guy.

We're going to find some shit, man. Obviously, the kicking the kid, that there's so many holes in his defense. But then also, let's say the husband did, she did get set up. Like he said, this guy, the wife is. on privy to it. She never agreed to it. So you illegally came to the house. It's outrageous. Not to mention you kick the kid. It's outrageous.

That guy should go away to jail for a long time. They won't say he's mentally ill and blah, blah, blah, blah. Fuck that. Yeah, people are still questioning the husband a lot. Yeah, the whole thing is where when I first I was like, oh, this fucking crazy, but who knows if the husband knew about it? She didn't. I don't know.

It wouldn't matter anyway. No. The husband, well, the only thing that matters is the husband. So your wife doesn't know and you're going to go into her house with her baby and you know the one year old's there like so the only the reason i should look into it because the husband's involved he's going to prison yeah that look into the husband as well pretty much yeah there's that is that it chinsster sure all right dude that's crazy nothing on oh wait hold on what was that shark yeah this is actually real too it just torpedoes out of the water like that

fast they reached i don't see it oh what that's real yeah no it's not no i don't believe that It was checked actually from the Bay, too. Like their cameras running 24-7. What in the fuck? And they said at that exact time that they filmed this is when they saw the shark jump up. That thing's fucking huge. Yeah. Great White.

The details were forwarded to state parks for. Yeah. Oh my God. Monsters out there. Did they see it before? How did they know to film out there? No, they just caught by chance. But I'm saying like there's a thing that in the Bay, in the area that, you know, just like, you know,

people that study the waters in their area, it was always filming. So they timed exactly where is Marina State Beach? Do we know? I think California is somewhere. Sanof Cruz or something. North. Fuck.

Eish. Scary. Right now it's like the time when the sharks come out the most too, I think. Yeah, he's probably just trying to get some rays. All right, B, yeah, it's in Marina State is, can you zoom out there on the? Here?

Oh, it's in Monterey. So it's super north. Yeah. That's where the fun shows. that. All right, B, where are you going to be, bud? Buddy, I'll be in November 13, 14, 15. We are in Naples, Florida, and Off the Hook Comedy Club. Come get some. Plano, Texas, November 20, 21. Salt Lake, Utah, November 27, 28. Come get some.

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