The Fighter & The Kid - Eddie Huang | TFATK Ep. 933

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

Eddie Huang joins the show for the first time and the guys talk the best way to cook steaks, Eddie's background as an attorney, chef and TV personality, favorite things to cook, his upcoming documentary on the fall of Vice Media, handling arguments with their girls, Eddie's new podcast Separate Bedrooms with his wife and much more! Black Buffalo - https://blackbuffalo.com/ Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/

Yes we did, cause we back at it again It's the fight only in the kid This is really the fight only kid Come on baby Alright let's do this man Anyone? What up? What's up brother?

Thanks for having me man Appreciate you coming man Yeah no I love the pod You're in the podcast game now Cause you and your girl started a pod? Yeah it was kinda like uh... Yeah she... She you know I moved her out here from New York to LA and

We would when we beef she would just go like stay in the other bedroom Yeah, you got to have another bedroom. Yeah, no, so we got another bedroom, you know for the days We don't get along. Yeah, but I was like this is weird. I started looking it up online and it's actually like a thing. And I was like, you know, I wish there was like a relationship pod to talk about weird shit. Oh, that's dope. Separate bedroom's pods. So it was your idea to launch a pod like let's air out our fights.

Yeah. Yeah. Because like she noticed, she's like, you learn from talking. Yeah. And like, I have to talk shit out and be wrong and argue. And then I'm like, oh, I figured it out. Then you come back. Yeah, that's like, yo, you learn from talking. Yeah. And like, I have to talk shit out and be wrong and argue. And then I'm like, oh, I figured it out. Then you come back, yeah, that's like that. So I think we're all, I think guys are that way.

Yeah. You know, like, like, so what do you, what do you think you guys fight about the most? Like, what is this, this is she? She's like Greek Italian. Okay. It identifies more Greek. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Different. You're in more New York. How do you look at your culture? More New York culture?

I mean, I'm definitely Chinese, so I would feel like I think being Chinese is the like, he says with his New York accent. You know, most representative, but honestly, I don't really, I never fit in anywhere. Well, I think about you, I never fit in anywhere. Well, I think, you know, I think New York. Yeah. I definitely became a man in New York and identified the most with being a New Yorker, more than even my race, but I'm like, I look Chinese.

I'm not walking in, not going in. He's squeaking Italian or whatever. No, no, no. I don't think, like, because I'm 41 now, so don't think about it as much, but you're right, I would, I think would say I identify most with New York New York Yeah, it's just one of those things once you live in LA you try not to think about it too much because You're just like fuck. I want to move home. Oh, yeah, yeah, like me and my girl talk about it pretty much probably once a day

Like how much longer do you think we're gonna be out here really are you guys getting the itch? Yeah, but now we have a kid. She just popped a kid out a whole week ago. Oh damn new dad He talks about I moved her out here from New York. That's the new year. I'm gonna step in bed She popped it out doing Man, he's like a chef. Yeah to his core get the food to the customers now, you know Fire baby two orders baking. You got, you got no time. I can tell you what your wife gets mad at you about.

You probably have no sentiment at all. Let's get this done. How much is this honeymoon gonna cost? Let me break it down. When you make the kid in, like you guys better be a team, man. Like that's a different animal. No, it's for sure. We definitely a team, but she's gonna love this pod

because that's probably what we beef about. Yeah. I can be emotionally detached at times. He's saying out knowing it. So can we all. Yeah. Like a lot of times you get in trouble for the tone of your voice. Yeah. Or it's my delivery. She's like, I'm not I'm not one of your podcasts. Like don't talk to me, that's how I talk to him. That's me from day one. Today, till today, my wife is not talking to me because I woke up at five and I could woke up at four in the morning, couldn't sleep as usual. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, just the world. And my son, they made a lava lamp and you used water and oil.

They made a lava lamp. My one and a half year old got into the oil and just walked everywhere. So it's all over the floor of the oils all over the hardwood floor. The way you get rid of it is you put flour down. Yeah, it's tough to get off. Yeah, so long flour is right.

That happens the night before. Yes, so to make it right out of wake up. That's not, I wake up. I put flour everywhere. I rub it into the floor. I vacuum it up. I, then I sweep it up into the floor. I vacuum it up. Then I sweep it up, then I got to clean it up. I'm up till it's an hour at least.

And then she had kind of left a lot of the stuff out because the baby went down, so I had to clean that stuff up. So I cleaned the whole kitchen up. I go back to bed. As I'm leaving, she says to me, I'm already pissed because I got to fly to New York. We got Vegas in the weekend. I just don't want to be away from home. So I'm already on edge. And she says, as I'm

living she goes, thanks for giving me an hour of cleanup now that you've done your thing in the kitchen because I had the vacuum cleaner was full of that oil and flour. She has to clean all that out, but also that's all all I needed. Be cool. I went an hour. You're talking about an hour, because I just, I just spent an hour from four to five and I went off. Yeah. And the babies like, man, yeah, that's smart.

That's good. Especially when I can't, when I have to go right away and I go, I'll see you later though, enjoy the hour. I give you a double thumbs up. You can't do the talk. No, you don't do the double thumbs up, man. No, don't do that. No, have a good day. No. No, you don't do the double thumbs up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I got cold.

That's like, you're not gonna sleep for three days now. Yeah, that's it. I get mad that I'm done. She was like, really? All right, I'll just hold on to this fucking grudge. I'm like Tom Brady, I throw interception, I get over it fast. I'm sorry, baby, I didn't mean that.

I didn't mean that. You got Brady, I throw interception, I bet whatever. At work, I'm like you, I get in trouble for the way I say things, not what I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that. You got braiding, man. I thought in the reception, I bet whatever. At work, I'm like you, I get in trouble for the way I say things, not what I'm saying. Yes. Usually it's like not wrong, it's the way I'm saying it. My delivery's bad. My delivery's not great.

Emails, my agent was literally like, dude, your emails are so brutal. Like what's wrong with them? He's like, there's no context. Your texts and emails are brutal. You do it to me. Because it's straight to the point. It's a text.

Yeah, you're, you're, but as we talk in person, I might deliver it different. Oh, we'll start, we'll start texting and it starts getting sour. Yeah, and I, we call you have to pick up the phone. You have to call. I'm gonna pick up the phone guy

because I also don't like to repeat myself. And so emails, I'll get caught up. I'll just like, please refer to like September 7. You know what I'm like, I'm like, what am I gonna do? But he did that. She works with dudes. Yeah, it's not worth with your wife. No, and so if my wife, I don't,

no, I don't do it with my, when I get in trouble with my wife is not my delivery because I know my delivery's wax, so I'm on it with her. But what she usually gets mad at me and she's probably right, like in retrospect, she's right, is like all, all say something or all suggest something that doesn't take into account how it's gonna fuck her shit up. I'm like, this is a good idea. It'll work. It'll solve

the problem for me, but like you create a problem for your wife. And she'll be like, really, that's the solution. I'm like, oh my bad. But by the time I realize it and try to correct myself, she's already mad. She's already mad. And so I'm just like, yo babe, I don't mean it. I just learn by talk. I have to say the bad idea to know the good one. Well, that's, that's good that you're at least admitting to that. Yeah.

She's a dime piece, by the way. Oh, thanks man. And I'm like, why don't you see it, dude? Why are you looking up this girl? I just saw her. I've been a fan of his for a while. I've been seen his wife. Also, it's a layers

Italian and Greeks first of all she's definitely club milk right now. There's like a lot of milk in there Yeah, look at you and your room That's my my girls right now like Also the breast milk is incredible. Yeah, sweet. So good for your healthy, super good for your skin. Put it in the coffee and shit. Yeah, yeah.

I'm saying that with great respect. And you've been with her for how long? For two years. Two years. Yeah, yeah. Things went pretty fast. That's great, yeah. That's good though.

Well listen, man, you can cook. Yeah. Did you ever see a show on Vice? Yeah. That's great. That's good though. Well listen, man, you can cook. Yeah. Did you ever see a show on Vice? Yeah. That's how I got introduced to you. Because you and my boy Maddie was on there. Yeah. Yeah, Maddie's my guy. I love Maddie's the best.

Maddie's the best. Yeah, I just cooked from his cookbook this week. He's the best brother. Yeah, cooking is cooking is like a way into a girl's heart, man. Yeah. Yes or no? Yeah, I think so. I think so. And guys. I mean think so. I think so. I think so.

I'll date you right now. I definitely think being a good cook at home is what you keep a shorty, but I think when it if like she didn't want any of that stuff up front, like our first date was a Zenku chicken, because she's like, I think her mentality is like, my game's too tight for that bullshit. Like, you better show me who you really are. Yeah. Because if I tried to take her to nice places and flex, like, oh, yeah, they, you know,

we get some free shit here. They know us or I'll cook you this thing. She was like, I'm all right. Let's like, just like do something. Yeah, get rid of all the fluff and stars. Like, let's, let's get down to the nitty gritty. Yeah. Well, that's a good sign because she, she's looking at you to get serious.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I could just tell her, I'm like, this guy's for real because I could see myself with him. Yeah, up front she just like didn't really go for any of the bullshit. I was like, I'm not gonna fucking change my brain. Yeah, I gotta pull out all this time.

I just sweat, yeah, you know, I'm wrestling my chicken. This is a nightmare. But then, you know, that's a weird thing for a dude though, because like so much of how we identify is what we can do. Like, so you might be into that guy who's like really good looking and really rich, but I'm at least I'm funny. I'm making love.

I'm making these like fighting. You know what I'm saying? Like you got your shit you wanna get to, but some fighters you fight. You know what, like, you know what, I may have to take this. Yeah, you have to take your time. I may have to do something.

Mix it up, dog. You gotta mix it up. She made me mix it up. Can your girl cook me? My girl can cook her ass off, you know, but I mean, she's not a chef, but she, like Yeah, she made me. Can your girl cook be my girl can cook her ass off, you know, but I mean, she's not a chef, but she like last night she made me this crazy Pesto pasta. Oh, it was so good.

Like she can do that. She can cook seafood like she cooks the things that she likes. Did he said he said Pesto and she comes. She comes from a tradition of that. No, no, Pesto. She can cook grass on me. She brought crab the other night. No, she brought home these clams.

She can make crazy, crazy crab cakes and stuff. Shrimp cocktails off the chain. Yeah. Clearly she's not. Oh my. You know what, she gets mad at me. Dude, her rotisserie chicken. Well, she doesn't cook for me because I'm picky.

So what I'll do is I'll be like, she gets so mad because she'll be cooking. And I'll be come over and go, you know, you shouldn't, you might be over cooking that you might want it. Oh, yeah, no, I fucking put it to the pan Yeah Especially cuz you can't cook like that. Yeah, even today. Yeah, I'm just like I don't I have very specific taste buds And I'm always wrong my girl can Kirk or took her ass off. It's just only Mexican food I don't like hard for me. It's fly unless you want to stay in shape.

Oh, that's true. Yeah, we're wearing a Delt diaper. Yeah, dude. Dude, I'll come over. I'm like, are we trying to shit our pants every night? Yeah. But she's used to it, I'm not. What's your, what's your, what's your go to?

What's your favorite thing? What's your favorite food? Or are you just one of those? You know, honestly at home, I just love making a good steak. Like, it's so hard to get a good steak. I just like to get a nice piece of steak, sear it on one side, real hard in a cast iron pan, finish it in the broiler, like, you know,

five minutes and then three minutes. Now, every guy has their steak that they cook. I'm gonna give you a mind, I want you to hit me with what you think. I've had so you're steak, you'll grill it. I'm a grill master, okay. That's all I can do, Greg, I can't give you mine. I want you to hit me with what you think. I've had, so you're steak. You'll grill it. I'm a grill master. That's all I can do, I can't miss anything else. So I'm gonna give you what I do.

You tell me. Also grill master, take it easy. Yeah. I mean, it's good. I'll take. I would love to try. Yeah, first, you gotta get the right cut, right? You gotta, I like a newer version.

That's everything. You know, ribeye. And then Costco actually has goods cuts, right? I fuck with Costco man. Thank you. I'm not the laser off the chain. Thank you. I best with their filets not too Fat. Yeah, I got a good rib my dad be coppin' a ribeye cap of Costco. Yeah, I'm very familiar with their product I'm a member so if you guys need in let me know I was doing the whole food shit and that's your house payment. You buy three steaks and it's $50, $70 or whatever, then you go to Costco and you can get, like, you know.

Yeah. So I'll take it out, get it at room temperature. Salt, pepper, then I put the hydrated garlic flakes on it. I put it in the trigger for 40 minutes, 20 minutes, at 220, so I smoke it. Then I get the fun, then I get a skillet, I get it hotter than the sun. Don't act like this is new to you.

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Wow, wow, that is that's fun. I thought yeah, I thought I Was like damn I'm impressed. I was like, don't entertain this, Eddie. No, because I won't put anything on it besides salt and pepper. Okay, I got, you took all my wheels off. I'm not telling the rest of the world. It's all right.

You put it in the trailer for 40 minutes. No, I'm done. Forget it. Reverse smoke seared it. Reverse smoke seared. And then you get a hot pan and then you're going to sear, right? Reverse smoke seared. That's the word part.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Reverse smoke seared. That's not good. Yeah. What am I doing? A lot of people like the reverse here, meaning like, you know, you roasted it slow, cookie, or cook it real slow, and then see it at the finish. You know, people like to sous vide it and pick it up.

I'm old-school. I like, I just cast Iron Pan butter. You know, I seared the steak and butter. Got that butter here. Got it. Yeah. And just either good kosher salt, flakes salt, crack black pepper, that's it. Sit it down there. Five minutes on high.

On the side? Just on one side. And like, yeah, get it to like medium, medium high when your butter is melted and then put the steak down because you don't want the butter to like smoke up. So medium high and then cheat to high by the end of the five minutes, immediately going in the broiler, like 550 super high right up there.

Three minutes, steaks done. Really nice. So what about the other side that isn't, you see about size. Oh, so when you go in the broiler, the heat's coming from the top. So then you're banging it from the top and when I take it out to finish because it'll be more pale on the top, I'll flip it and then serve it the seared side up. Damn. So people never need to see that on the

bottom side, it's a little more pale. Yeah. But that way you get a perfectly cooked steak. And when you flip it and you're letting your meat rest, it will get that finishing sear on the pale side. Be care, and take a little break, you know me, do I get my black muffalo in? Got my muffalo? Yep, winter greens my favorite, dude. I like it. This one's fricking empty, that's the one

I use winter greens, but I go with straight two because you used to dip a little bit back in the day, right? I used to dip some chaw. Yeah, this is why I like this, I did two, and this is the closest thing I can get to the the chalk flavor, those original flavors. Winter greens my favorite. I like the straight pounds. Those long cut pouches made from edible green leaves.

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We got five of them in your cheek. Oh non-stop. Yeah, I go through at least a can of day a lot of orange flavor of peach They do what they do daddy. They got that but that's why I like these because it's they don't have the The fruity all the fruity stuff. It reminds me of back when I used to it. But that's why I like to, because they don't have the fruity stuff. It reminds me of back when I used to really chew. That's why I like it. No tobacco leaf for stem, right? Yep. Okay, that's good.

Okay. I love it. I like that. Absolutely love it. They sell their products, I mean, ship their products directly to your front door. That's what I want to know. Yeah, dude, go to blackbuffalo.com. That's what I wanna know. All you gotta do is go to blackbuffalo.com. That's it.

I mean, you can mess around and they're all over the United States, but I just go to blackbuffalo.com, come straight to the door. I got you. Okay. All right. I use the straight pouches. Mm-hmm. The straight pouches.

Long cut or just the pouches? Just the pouches. Okay. I wanna go long cut. Do it, dude. I just like to sound good. Your teeth will look sweet with that. Yeah, long cut.

Blackbuffalo. And we're we're Dior obsession with cooking come from from your mama. Yeah, you know what it was I grew up in restaurants, but my dad was like, you know Chinese restaurants You don't make enough money, but steak. He's like this shit is super easy You buy like an expensive piece of meat thrown on a grill give people broccoli potato You could like you can make mad bread. He like studied steak and ale, because he was a waiter there. And so he was successful, opened a couple steak houses,

but when I left home, I didn't miss my dad's food, I missed my moms. So I would just like call my mom on the phone and like cook her dishes when I was like in college, because I lived off campus and shit. So classic Chinese food. Classic Chinese food. And I started to write it down and I realized a lot of the other Chinese kids,

my generation and age, we're not that interested in doing Chinese cooking. I was thinking. Yeah, so none of them knew how to make it. So when it was like the Lunar New Year party at the school, I wouldn't know how to do it. And I just started to cook Chinese New Year at my house. When you say Chinese food though, like what is the, are there certain core ingredients

to Chinese food? Yeah, like you got a Mirpoil with French food. You know, it's like celery, onion, carrot, you know, garlic, that's like Mirpoil. I would think every single cuisine has its own. So if it's Chinese, you have like anis and fennel and szechuan peppercorn and chili, garlic, scallions, ginger. I think those are the most used spices. If you were to like get a fistful and be like, that's Chinese cuisine. I would say it's right there.

Wow. That's so interesting. And so French would be that, Chinese would be that. So every, every cuisine has that handful of ingredients. Stables, yeah. Yeah, yeah. In Middle Eastern, there's lemon and garlic and, yeah. And then Arabic, seven spice, like, you know, the things, yeah, that kind of stuff,

that would be their Mirapua, because they utilize it across the board. Mexican, you're gonna use a lot of cumin, salt, black pepper, onion, garlic. And then you got, you guys have so many, like Mexican, your wife would know, it's just so many different types of peppers. Yes.

And I feel like just by using a different pepper completely changes the dish. There are different peppers. I know there's white pepper and black pepper on it. There's so many, go. Yeah, they got so many peppers. And then there's white pepper and black pepper on it. There's so many. Go. Yeah, thank you. There's so many peppers. And then where did the fame come from?

You're just doing your thing cooking, and then when did you burst on the scene? I had to be tough as a chef, like, to get notice. Yeah. There's so many chefs. Yeah, I think really what it was was that, like, you know, I had this restaurant called Bow House in the Low Reside in Manhattan.

And it was just unlike any other restaurant at the time. Not many people were making bows at that time. Like David Chang had become very popular for the Bauhaus and Momofuku. But no one was doing Bauhaus in the like authentic Taiwanese style of Bau. Where was it on Rivington Street, 137? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right across May life. Yeah, my7. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right across from a life. Yeah, my. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the 14th Street, but we popped on Rivington because really, I was like, I want to run a restaurant like a skate shop. So we would play mixed tapes. I like this is one black wall street mix tapes, dipset, mixed tapes, clips and restaurants weren't playing music

like that. So really cool. Yeah, we made it cool. And that is right there. The one on the third one, fifth one over. That's the one. That's the original restaurant. That's when everyone started to come down there.

And it was just word of mouth got up, got out. Yeah, the next door was a nail and eyebrow threading salon down the street was a life and a basketball court But it was just word of mouth like people in New York They would come here to pregame and then afterwards we stayed open late so you get drunk just come down He's so food. Yeah, that's amazing man And then and then when whose idea was it for the vice show how that come about? So what happened was I was at the cooking channel I had like a show at the cooking channel.

They offer me like a bunch of seasons called cheap bites. It was that dope? It was really good. Well, I mean, it was I. Yeah, it's a cooking channel. Yeah, it's exactly. It's a cooking channel where, yeah. Yeah, I did like one.

It was a one hour back to our pilot. Rated very high. They were like, yo, let's do this full seasons. And somebody in one of the meetings goes, yo, you could be the Asian hip-hop guy, Fieri. You could sell mad pots and pans. I was like, well, I love Guy Fieri. But like, I don't wanna be Guy Fieri.

Like, if that's what y'all are about to do, I gotta get outta here. Yeah, yeah, he's cool. I don't want his life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? Because it was, what was it? I literally can't have that many rings on my hand.

Like, like, just since we want to dye your hair blonde, stack it up, yeah. He's a colorful dude. I love him. Like I love Guy, that he's being him,

but I'm just like, you don't think? Yeah, I want to do my own thing and I could tell that they were just looking for the next Guy, Fieri. And I was like, that's, you'll let him be him. He's the illest. And then what happened was, I Fieri. And I was like, that's, you'll let him be him. He's the illest.

And then what happened was I told my agent, I was like, I don't think I could do this shit. And he's like, all right, I heard vice is trying to do like food stuff. You should like do their show chefs night out. And they actually, it was like coincidental. My agent was saying to do it and I got an email from vice, like literally that week.

That's cool. So I was like, oh, I really believe in signs. Okay. So I was like, cool, let's do this. Especially when you're being honest like that. That's a really interesting thing you said because, you know, it's very tempting to be the next guy here because the money is worth a lot of money. Yeah. And you were like, you just, I understand that. I understand that feeling like that says a lot about you though, because there's certain things, maybe as a chef or maybe who you are, you just can't do it.

Especially in the chef's game to make it. It's like a comic man, there's so many, it's stick out, it's tough. But yeah, you do it by staying true to who you are, what you can do. And you also don't want to copy people. Like that's him. Like he did that.

Diner drives his dives when the best food shows ever. And I'm like, you'll let Pete, like if that's his lane, let him do that. I'm gonna create my lane. And so I just, you know, I did this episode on vice, introduced people to soup dumplings and how to like put them in a sauna. And it just popped like from that episode of...

That was a big man. Yeah, yeah. And vice was killing it back then. Yeah, killing it. You know, it's a shell now. Well, that's because they got it. Yeah, that's because. That's right, P.

Yeah, you don't want me on that same thing, Jim. That's not black in those guys who got pushed out. It's a camping world submarine at this point. Yeah. That's right. So yeah. Talk a little bit about the fact that I always say, that, you know, when we talk about race,

people I say, well, you know, this people have, but the Chinese, the ethnic Chinese curriculum, are on, suffered no shortage of discrimination. I'm old enough to remember when it was so blatant and obvious and almost acceptable. And you come from a culture where frugality, family, and work, and work. Like people think like, you know, 12 hours is a lot of time, not to an ethnic Chinese family. Like that had to have played a huge role in your work ethic. Yeah.

Am I in? No, no, no. Like I definitely think all of our identities have like an immense impact on who we are. I don't think it's determinative. Like if you're from this community, you're gonna act this way. Or like if you're from this community, your work ethics is going to be asked.

Of course, I don't think it's true, but for me, I would say my Chinese parents definitely had a huge influence on me. And I even at work now still have to undo some of the like expectations they had because my engine is just crazy. Like, you know, I met somebody yesterday with an idea for like a documentary and I immediately like made the deck last night and he's like, what? And I was like, yeah, I thought it was a good idea. He's like, wait, you did the whole deck. And I'm like, yeah, why not?

It was a good idea. He's white boys take eight weeks to get me a deck. It's real, bro. I made the deck in an hour and a half. And like, how was that instilled in you? Example or like, see, I don't, I an hour and a half. So how was that instilled in you? Example or like? I'm with him a little bit on this. It's weird to say that it's a Chinese thing.

No, it's a cultural thing. Yes, 100% of cultural thing. For sure, but there's also, there's white people, there's black people that are the exact same. There's overlapped. There's overlapped. But you cannot, there's a lot of people in China who are very lazy. But you cannot maybe sleep in the like here.

100%. Yes, but you cannot take out the fact that there are certain cultural practices that might make one group more effective in the 21st century. I wouldn't discount you what I would say. I don't, I totally see what you're saying. Expectations, maybe. Yes, expectations, is it? I think that immigrants from any country

your parents are going to be pretty hard on this. Right. And there is a consensus I think in the Asian community that like school work is important. The work ethics and all the things are saying, but some of us fall by the wayside, some of us follow it like, you know, I haven't always been a model, minority, a model citizen, but I just happen to work hard, but I think what, there should I do that, I don't work hard on, like not now, but back in the day, like when I was an attorney,

I didn't work that hard. I just stayed late so that they would pay for my dinner. But Eddie, I just, Betty, I love you. I love that Eddie went through, fucking Moscow though. It's like when I was an attorney, oh wait, you were that, I forgot, before this.

So that's a lot of work. It was a lot of work, but I hated doing it. You know, I was a lazy attorney. Hey, bro, you went to law school, and you were a lawyer for two years. I think the reason why I'll meet somebody and then go home and write the script in a few days or write the deck really fast

is because I still feel like that kid where the only way I touched movies as a kid was like going to blockbuster. The only way I touched music was like reading the source magazine and like getting CDs and shit felt so far away like even in New York. I was always like, damn, I would love to move there. That would be so ill to like go to these shows

because I see photos of like concerts in the source magazine. And I think I still have this mentality of like, you got one shot. Like on that stupid, be raven, I'm spaghetti bullshit. Be raven. Yeah, because I'm from Orlando, Florida. You know, like I made it in New York and became a man there,

but my perspective even in New York as a New New Yorker, was as a kid from Orlando who could not touch it. Wow. And that's never gonna leave. That might be a personality thing, right? That's why you see over. Personality, but also, probably good parents. He mentions Dad on the restaurant, which is no punk.

Yeah, that's hard work. Like I hate when people are like, oh, Shobb has a professional athletes work ethic. Like no, if you put me in anything, I'd work this. I mean, look at this, bro. You were successful as a fighter and you're successful. Most people don't have a second career. Third career.

Yeah, whatever you put me in, that work ethic came from, you know, an example of my dad. My dad works his ass off. So that's it. Yeah. It's not a race thing. Yeah, and correct me. Not a immigrant. Think about it as a work ethic or it's just like, you have to do what you gotta do to get, like I always look's it. Yeah, it's not a race thing. It's not a correct me. Not a immigrant. Even for this work ethic or it's just like you have to do what you got to do to

Like always like to work ethic because I know people that do got they got to do but they're working stupid or They're just working the wrong direction or they're not doing the work. Yeah. Yeah I always think of it as you start with what you actually want and how badly do you want it? No, I don't think about that. And then you go, I do. Then you go, well, that's where there's certain things I have to do to get there. Maybe that's kind of... I don't think you're wrong at all. This is something I've been thinking about because this election coming up, right? Yes.

And I'm even seeing all these articles about mass immigration in New York, and even New Yorkers who are the most liberal and usually very open to immigration. Even they're like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, when you see an immigrant that just got here, they're probably gonna work a lot harder than someone who is here because we're settled. They wanna earn their keep. Yeah. But we also don't need to be scared of them. And like, I think that we are, we as Americans too just have to be like, you know, there are a lot of us that are hard workers.

Like I know a lot of second, third generation Americans that are super hardworking. Yep. They have a fear that immigrants will work harder than them. And I'm like, whoa, don't be like everyone, we only got the same amount of hours in the day. Agreed, you know? Yep.

That's a good point, man. You're obviously a liberal. I'm just kidding. I think I'm kinda like, you agree with the way liberals try to get shit done. I think I agree with their goals. The term liberal has changed. Like the definition liberal has completely changed.

Yeah. Of your liberal, you know, you're woke, cut, like whoa, whoa, I think since 2020 it's gotten like, it's really the thing. And if you're even a little bit, like if you're even a little bit, like say you're, you think,

well, there's some ideas on the left that I, that makes sense, there's ideas on the right. You can't do that. You got to be out there all in over here or all in over here. That just shows you there's not a party that represents really how America is free. Yeah, how polarized we become in terms of like... And it's a gotcha thing.

I think there's a lot of gotchas shit on the internet ever since Trump. And I'm just like, yo, that's not really that productive. No. Like how's that moving America forward? Because people just talk about it less and less, and they just go back to their respective corners. Yeah, so it's like teams now. It's like Yankee's Boston. Like you can like both, like no you can.

But the great, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, I like baseball in general. Yeah, but I still like most of my family. Yeah, me too. But food is the one place where it's like, it kind of brings people together. It's like, that's the one A political thing. You know, the taste really good, no one can get it.

Well, Shultzi was talking about this. You start to get a day of portnoy about it because Dave loves food. You know, his level, you know, is all the money in the world. And he was like, the one thing, I just search for good food now. Like, that's my thing.

Yeah. And Shultzi was like, you gotta go to Tokyo. And Dave's like, what? He's like, at the best stake in my life in Tokyo, at the best pizza in my life, best burger. He's like, cause they've mastered whatever they wanted to do. So now they've moved on to food and it's our food. He's like, and they do it better than this.

He's like, so again, best pizza, he goes, I'm from New York, right? I'm doing this thing. He was best pizza I've ever had, best burger, best steak I've ever had. Port burger, best steak I've ever had. Porton was like, no, he's like, I'm telling you, Tokyo, the food, they crush it.

They crush it. I love that you brought it up because they really engineer it. And you could technically say, this is the best hamburger, or this is the best steak. They mastered it. Yeah, but you know what makes me feel good

when I see that? Is I'm like, yo, I'd still rather be up in Peter Lugars. Yes. Or I'd still rather be up in Peter Lugers. Yes. Or I'd still rather be up in Musso and Frank's. And that's what's kind of cool about culture is you can study it and you can engineer it and distill it. But if you weren't in the building, and you're not living that life, that vibe, that vibe all into it, it doesn't melt through my body.

You're such an example of the American expression, though, because like Chinese immigrant parents grew up as like in Orlando, New York, and then food, culturally appropriating all different foods, steak, adding a Chinese fusion to it, having all this, like it's this, this giant, like smorgasbork of culture. It's a melting pot. Like your food is literally a melting pot. That's kind of the inspiration of America. It's America. It's America.

And you're like, you, there's poor Chinese kid. Gromp on the street. No, not saying that. He's all mean. I'm saying, I'm saying he's American. He's American. You're as American as a guest. I'm very American.

Yo, it's very funny is because as a kid, I was like not the most. I didn't have the most American pride because I felt left out, I felt alienated. But yo, as I've grown up, it's cool because I began to fit into my generation. And that, the thing, like I said, I'm very liberal and I think most liberals don't come out

and be like, yo, I love America. But after the pandemic and I lived in Taiwan for a year, I was like, yo, I really love America. I'm very proud of being born here and living here. There's something very special here that if you go to any country, people are very curious about. Like all my homies in Taiwan, every single day, we're constantly comparing and contrasting their experience with my man.

That's because we're so jaded here. We don't realize how good we have. Like Brittany Grider went to Russia and remember she was anti-America. Came back and was like, America's the best. Oh my God. She said, America, go America. Oh man. Yeah.

It's like your parents, you don't appreciate your parents until you're out on your own. And they're like, oh, damn. Yeah. You know, and it doesn't mean I forgive like everything, like all the fraud in this country and whatever. I'm just saying the people, fuck with the people here and I fuck with the amount of diversity and like the things were allowed to do. What were you doing in Taiwan?

I just went there because I was like Americans are not going to wear masks. I was like, because I'm from Florida and I was like, yo, y'all do recognize Florida is connected by land to every state. You're not gonna get people in Florida to cover their mouths and follow any rules. Not never. I was like, the whole country is gonna get infected.

So I bounced super early because Taiwan and Asia, there's a culture of wearing the mask. You guys been doing forever. Forever, since SARS. But the problem with the irony of that is that they didn't develop the herd immunity in China That and not Taiwan. I don't know but I know in mainland China They had a they have such a problem with herd immunity

So we got so exposed that the later strains were really easy for us to deal with I still would have rather people were mass And not get body but in Taiwan was there a bunch of everyone had mask on everyone? There was no COVID there for like basically 10 months and then one dude came back and Went to a hoe house they called a tea house and then spoke at a rotary club like convention meeting and got like 150 people sick and then it spread everywhere like I was stone. Yeah Okay, he has asked me that guy had some special tea 150 people sick and then it spread everywhere. Like I was stoned. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I had some special tea. You know, I was like, I know that salt, like, you should have just came to LA. That's where I met. Literally, we're like, you're the only guy I know that sought out more mask. Yeah. I just wanted more because then we could like do stuff because we kind of the first wave missed us. Yeah.

And then people were hanging out in clubs and going to restaurants like I could live my whole life in Taiwan. But the crazy thing is even with that freedom, I missed America. Interesting. I came back to get a Vax and wear a mask and stay in the house because I was like, I miss my homies, I miss fucking Buffalo wings. Yeah. Like I miss walking down the street to Laos tacos. Like I can't eat Chinese food again. You're like, I love Chinese food.

I found my limit. It was nine months. You need something else. Yo, I was going to Hooter's just to like feel something. Just a little American. Just a little American. I was up in Texas Roadhouse like, damn these rolls are so good.

Yeah, I was like, So American. Yeah. Like I didn't miss like fancy chef shit. I was like yo, I didn't eat up in Texas Roadhouse. Yeah, Texas Roadhouse. Food got in American. That's wild.

Yeah. So is there any other plans with as far as TV goes now? Yeah. You know, vice. Yeah. You know, I actually, I'm doing a documentary on vice on how like the whole financial fall of the place. Really?

Correct me if I'm wrong. We don't have to get in the weeds of it, but it was all that with Dave Smith, right? Is his name Dave Smith? Shane Smith. Shane Smith. Yeah. Shane Smith, because it was like a toxic culture, right? That's where it started.

Yeah, and they also just never, they didn't pay a lot of people. Like I ended up having an issue in the bankruptcy. Like how all the writers have been fighting on strike for residuals and things like that. I owned 50% of the trademark on my show, and I owned 25% of the actual rights to the footage and the show as filmed and aired on Vice Land. These dudes never accounted for my residuals.

And anytime I'd asked, they just send me a random check. And I'm like, that's cool. Like, I'm definitely gonna keep your money. But can I get an accountant? Yeah. Oh, no one's actually kept track of it. I'm like, you motherfuckers run marathons on this. And like, I'm friends with Shane.

I was friends with him the whole time. I never once brought it up to him. I was like, I'm gonna trust that your company will handle this and do this the right way, but they never did. And then they called me a week before the bankruptcy. And we're like, look, we know we owe you this much money. We totally acknowledge it. We've been ducking it for years.

We'll settle with you now. And they made me an offer for a number. That was really low. I was like, fuck it. I'll take it because you guys are bankrupt. Yeah, otherwise I'm getting nothing. Otherwise, it's nothing. Go to the bankruptcy immediately, it's rejected.

And they're like, oh, are bad. We didn't really have the authority to make that deal with you. You need to deal with the people now that bought the company. That's a bummer. And I would say, me and Shane, they've closed each other and I would walk my son.

I have a seven, three old, so my oldest son, who's seven, at the time he's probably two or three and every more He'd walk around the neighborhood every would start a day walking. I mean him would always see each other He looks have his dog and we always chat. He's always cool. I love what's that broke us like oh Should have paid me my money. Yeah For real did he make out did he make out well in that in the sale? Yeah, yeah, yo if you look at this dude like His assets don't match up his contract from vice.

Like the dots don't connect. You know what I'm saying? But I'm a saver for the documentary. And such a bummer, because that's the world by the balls, man, vice heads, they don't stop. They did amazing stuff. But what brought them down? Was it the financials or was it?

I'm going to need your 17 50 at AMC dog? It's great. There's crazy stuff. It's crazy. Yeah, cuz also it's like, yo, we work so hard for that company So many people not just me a lot of my homies can't get jobs because of how mismanaged that company was Even though they're incredible artists. Yeah, they're nothing to do with it. Yeah, people just don't respect the work of people that came from Vice, and like there's a lot of shoddy people in the upper management category, but when it comes to the people that do the work, like, you know, hire them, they're really good at what they do.

Yep. Like they can't. We almost signed with them, B. Yep. I know we've got almost signed with them. Yeah. They're doing a Vice right now is doing a thing on Rogan. They're doing and I'm going to go interview with them.

Vices? Yeah, I'm going to interview with them today. Wow. To talk about Joe Rogan because I talked to Joe and I was like, you know, you want me to do this? You know, he's like, man, you know, can't hurt. Because I don't want, they're going to interview about Joe. I want somebody. Wait, is it, can't hurt. Cause I don't want, they're gonna interview about Joe, I want somebody like that. Wait, is it, is Joe in a good light? I think so. Well, they're doing, they're doing,

they're doing nine people. Whole Cogans, one of them, Joe Rogan, and they're doing an expose on them. Not an expose, but they're kind of like talking about people who apparently can't be stopped regardless, right? Who just continue to grow. And I don't know what that means. I know Vice had probably, if I had to guess,

wouldn't be as sympathetic to Joe Rogan as I would be. So I'm just gonna throw my hat in there, because they asked me to. Oh, they're just gonna edit the shit out of that. Wait, they're gonna do a documentary on Joe Rogan. They're doing one of the episodes devoted to Joe. Oh, of a documentary series. Series, that's what they're doing now.

Like, they go behind the mat or whatever they do, like the rest of the... And what's the topic behind the mat or whatever, they do like the rest. And what's the topic? Well, for me, they want to interview me about Joe, because I've known him for so long. Oh no, what's the topic of the series? Yeah, like wide-pig. People that can't be canceled?

I don't know. I don't know, but it's something. Is that what it is, people that can't be canceled? Some of the greatest podcasters of all time. I think it's something about, regardless of the way the winds change, some people seem to endure. Oh, that's what it is. I think it's more like American icons who kind of like continue to be relevant regardless

of whatever happens. Do you know who else is involved? Hulk Hogan, who else? There were a couple of names. I just can't remember. Hulk Hogan's sick. Hulk Hogan's the man. I like Hulk Hogan.

Me too. I've been rewatching the Cogan's sick. Whole Cogan's the man. I like Whole Cogan. Me too. I've been rewatching the NWO fights so good. Did you hear him on Rogan? Oh yeah. Oh he was great. I got him. Him flare.

Like I love the old wrestling. I love the old wrestlers. I like the old wrestlers. Yeah. Yeah. Whole Cogan was great on there man. You a sports fan. Yeah huge sports fan.

Yeah. I think you're New York, you're like Nick's giant throw of time out here. I'm yo I'm all over because born in DC. So I was a commanders fan first and a Georgetown basketball fan They were big when we're kids huge because the bullets were ass Nobody was watching the boys. So we were like yo, we watched the Hoyas and then so Patrick you and went to the Nick So that's why I'm a Nick fan is because of Patrick and It's because of Patrick. And so I'm Nick's commanders, and then basically because of good wall hunting, I'm a Red Sox fan.

That really like fucking good wall hunting. Yeah. And like, but I'm honest about my team. That's how many of us. Yeah. That's a great movie though. Yeah, and it's weird, like I'm a Wolverine's fan because of like the X-Men Wolverine.

I was just like, I don't have a bat college team, but I like Wolverine the X-Men, and I was like, I'm running the a bat college team, but I like Wolverine, the X-Men, and I was like, I'm Ryan and the Chal. At least they're good. Yeah, they're fly. It was a good choice. I'm very happy. I'm very happy with my choice. Shout out to X-Men. Yeah, man. They let me you win. You miss New York every single day. Yeah, of course. I don't miss my apartment, but I miss the city. Would you move back out there? It's tough with New York. Like in like real New York with a kid's top. Yeah, I would if I had my paper straight, you know, like because New York at this age with the kid

is a rich man's game. Correct. I don't want them living in like the apartments I used to live in all ratchet and shit and like calling people to turn the heat on. Like I paid a lot of rent money, but you still is like the first three days of winter, you're like, yo, homie, turn the fucking heat on.

Yeah, you live in a bunch of places. Would you move anywhere else besides New York? So many people in California moved to Texas, Nashville, would you do Florida? You know what's Florida? I really love. Like I love Florida. The schools are shit, but I want to know schools,

and I'm all right. You're all right, yeah. The thing, they'll figure it them schools and I'm all right. You're right. Yeah. They'll figure it out. They'll figure it out. It's actually I went to those schools. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.

And so that I would Florida, I think about the DC area, but I don't think I think I need to be somewhere with a little more action. Yeah. Yeah. So I think it's Miami or LA to be honest. Miami, I feel like you do well. I love Miami Yeah, me too. I love my I don't know about living. I love Miami. I don't know how I would do living there Yeah, well, I feel like I'd be hunter-bottied. Yeah, I

My card I mean I mean, did you get my dick sucked? That sounds like a good life. Yeah, you ate lime, but I'm out of the pool of sins. I'm out of my mind. Oh man. Oh, my amy's not a son. Best looking women in the world. Am I crazy? I don't see, I don't know.

Yeah, I don't see any. Am I amy, I'm blind. I will love my amy because my girl likes the strip club. So it's like, we just go to the end of the night. Oh, interesting. It's cool. That would be a hell of a time. Yeah. I like Miami. All right.

Yeah, I like Miami. I like the idea of you also with your food, it's a night town. You got to rest from people come out and, Yeah, there are also food. It also feels like a foreign country because it's like half cube, a half America. It feels foreign.

And also the services foreign. Yeah. Even the Starbucks. Oh yeah. Those are all like Dominican or Cuban. Starbucks, you're there for 30 minutes. I'm like, if I don't get my fuck to coffee, I love it all.

There's no rush. But I like it because there's another industry besides entertainment. And like there's people who just don't know what the fuck is going on in our stupid entertainment world that I love because you could be a goon. You could just like walk down the street and spill coffee on your shirt and go through your day.

It's fine. You have coffee all over your stuff. Here, it's like, oh my god, I have a meeting with so and so. Yeah. The rat race out here. Yeah, probably put my adult diaper on. Yeah, there's a big thing. Don't you feel that way? We're all stuck in this like thing where you've got to be productive and you've got to be working 16 hour days no matter what even to survive.

But you think that changes if you move to Montana? I think that there's an answer. I think it's in here, man. Yeah, we would find some shit to do. I would get this in Montana. I love the work. I would be's in here. I think it's in here. You could find some shit to do. I would get this in Montana. I love the work. I would be chopping fucking trees down. But my thing is just like dealing with the social shit here.

Yeah. Stresses me out. I don't like the like the social like putting that working. Yeah, I mean either. Yeah, like somebody's gonna tell you about how their reverse smokes here. They're staking. You got it. You know what? Oh, right away. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I know I'm also such a hater. I'm a big green egg guy. So I hate on the Trigger the Trigger is good is convenient

I agree I do yeah, I Tim what do you got I don't want to see you to so I'll do whatever you tell me I'm I suffer from peer pressure So should I go green anger you got your Trigger's Trigger is good? Because don't you hate it bro? Yeah, but because I'm a dick like this into me I like the big green egg cuz I'm like, it takes more skill. You have to control the flow of air and that's how you get the temperature. The tragedy just turned on.

You're like, it's at 220. You know what I mean? But you like it though. You like it. I'll see you know chef, right? Yeah, man, you do whatever. You this way with cars because he's, because I like a test,

test looks I can get in there and I just drive. It's like a computer. I have to think about it. This guy likes the mish, he likes. I'm with this. I'm like, like, yo, I like, you know, I just drive. It's like a computer. I don't have to think about it. I don't think about it. This guy likes the mish, he likes fucking with his end. Like, yo, I like, you know, I went on like eight or nine days when my girl before I hit, I'm like, I love this. You love this.

How many more fucking mazes are you gonna make me work in a crazy fucking bitch? Yeah. Yeah. I love you, baby. But like you, like you just pull up, you know, take the valet, like I'm hit the first day, you know. I'm lazy.

Yeah. Dehydronic garlic flakes man yeah exact the trager is just like guaranteed smash yeah you're gonna do like it's a guarantee that she's gonna put out you want to work for it bro the green you know big greener you got to work I gotta get in there I gotta like

fucking work from the feet to the face you know what I'm saying I'm gonna be feet using the big green aid I'm not a logger you are you eating feet no man see he's not you're eating your feet I'm telling you he's fucking eating feet you just, man. See, he's not eating your feet. He's fucking eating feet. You just know.

You know what dude who's eating feet. I'm not that. You got this big green egg. I think that's the best analogy yet. If you want to work for it, be green egg. Is there any food you want to eat? You think it's gross? We had Steve Rinella in here.

You know, he ran out of it. Rinella, he's big hunter. He said, where does thing you've eaten? He said, dog. Yeah. Oh. I want to lay low for a little bit, Steve. I'm all for white dude saying they ate dog

just to like reverse the stereotype. Yeah. Or just to take a little heat off of us. Yeah. He was a Vietnam. He said he was in Vietnam. He said he was in Vietnam and it was just like, that's what they do there.

He's like, it's just like off the in America, it's frowned upon, but it's just different. I'm so sorry. You know, people talk about eating. That will come, yeah. Cracks me up, because since I'm a kid, you know, people just like, yo, so, like if I got close with the white kid,

like the one question, so like, dude, you're a parents eat dog. You pretended me for six months to ask this question. But no, what's the weirdest shit I have eaten? Damn. Will you eat like brains, tongue, I don't eat that stuff. Honestly, probably my girl's foot coming out the encore club because I think I spilled fucking guy fieri's tequila all over it.

I lifted his foot and I was like, I'm like, a lime and tequila, what the fuck? At least that's all on the side. I still ate it. I was on the floor. Who knew the skinny margarita foot was the one? But that's probably the weirdest Club foot open club

Open foot in the club like my girl make a soup and it has the lining of the cow stomach I'm like I work too hard for a street drive. Yeah, I can't see the guy carry to Kila foot tasted for Shit stinks though Yeah, yeah, gone core foot. Yeah. Damn. Right. Jim, what he got? All right. You want to start with the big news as far as the liberal. Oh, this one starts. Yes, celebrities. So Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. This one's interesting. So be Travis Kelsey. He's the best tight end in the league, right? And he's dating Taylor Swift. They've been,

yeah, they've been seen together. She came to the game. She was like this super, you know, Waga wife, you know, like the Wagged. She was like freaking out with Square Touchdown. It's interesting to me, because then he pushed the Pfizer shot and he's Dayton Taylor.

So it's interesting. I don't know what the play is there. Why is that interesting? Cause she's big into that. And he had to turn comments off because he didn't lit up right like those type of dudes are the vaccine shot he was talking about he did a commercial for it oh for the vaccine and she's anti-vac. No she's supervacs. Oh so it's weird it just it's weird how it lines out

like a public. Oh it seems to me like it's almost fake and here's what else is interesting but just you know putting the things together here. Have you seen his ex girlfriend? No. She's so bad. Can I see? And she's the opposite to tell us what like has a wagon on her.

Like there's been, she's so good. Can I tell us long and tight skin? Oh. Long and tight. Yeah and people, well people, Oh, I remember. They posted a picture, a video for her walking down a runway

Yeah, and they're like they're like damn that's different food Travis fumbled the best different food Yeah, yeah, that's different he's not gonna watch Rick Ross up in there too Rick Ross up in there. That's different food too You know what Rick Ross's Closed-ups here though. He's a stochot. Oh, no go hey go to Who posted share though. He's a stochot. Oh, no, go, hey, go to, um, who posted it? Uh, who? Uh, what's up? Welcome to post the Pfizer commercial. No, not that, that, that things get the, uh, oh, there's no, uh, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, cost Twitter. Cause, cause he retweeted his own goes Kelsey fumbled the bag.

And he goes, yeah, fumbled the bag by a billion dollars. It's again, if they get together, she might have a billion, but he had a billion and a flat ass. Like his X is so bad. So bad. Yeah, it's all, this relationship is very beneficial for both of them though. I feel like.

So does he sales one up 400%. Yeah, this is a good thing for sure. I'm team Travis Kelsey. I'm from happy for him. I love it because he's kind of like reverse card ashening this. Yes. You know, him. I love it because he's kind of like reverse card ashening this. Yes.

You know, like I think he's gonna come up off this. Keeps, you'll see the video. Oh, see there it is. Go up Travis fumbled. This is his girl right now. That's his girl? No, no. I mean, I'm a fan.

Yeah, that is a big fan. Yeah, I'm a fan. Well, who do you? Yeah, that's just more of my speed personally. Oh, dude, that is a big fan. Yeah, I'm a fan. Well, who do you? Yeah, that's just more of my speed personally. Oh, dude, I saw her in person. Yeah, that'll break your back right there in the best of ways. So you went from that to,

wait, interesting. He's on a diet now. Yeah. Yeah. God bless. God bless, big fan. Yeah, that's gonna be the fame thing, right? Like comes with like, obviously she's a, you depend what you're into. She's a stone It has to be the fame thing right? Like comes with like obviously she's a, depend what you're into.

She's a stone called six with a flat ass, right? But it's, it's absolutely. I'm not gonna comment on that. Right? I don't see. We're just gonna pretend she's, she's very pretty. Her face cool, right?

Face cool, she's still like, not not our style. You're like pumpkin jack. You, you, I'm not, her fans are so wild. I'm probably not even saying it. Facebook still like not not our style like pumpkin jack Her fans are so wild. I'm not even saying I already got a move on the way to brawn. I'm pleading Excuse me sir. I'm not mad at that She looks pretty good there, bro. I Did that looks hilarious. That's a hilarious photo

This one she's on the table this is a layer there. Can I get more close up to that? Jen don't type in thick just type in Taylor Swift nice try bud. I can he's a Taylor Swift fan I think she's okay very perfect. It's super pretty. I'm not saying anything about a face. She's sexy man She's sexy. She's that's you got some mean our bones now. I'm very happy with that. Is she put on yeah? I'm happy. I'm happy. You're pleading to fifth, man. It don't matter what I think. Really don't matter. I don't think it matters what I think either. I hope Travis Kelsey is just cumse up off this.

I don't know what you mean, that would be. We've seen her in person. Yeah, I mean, you let me pick, you know, I'd rather drive that car. Yo, what was Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend? Because I feel like she always got like, wimpy boyfriends. Yeah, sure, that's like some pushover.

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So I'm happy for Taylor Swift. You know, maybe her music will get better from this too. You know, you know that Connor Kennedy. You know that Connor Kennedy bringing the power. Come on man. Shout out to Jake, I fuck with Jake, I love Jake.

He's a nice guy like him. He's a Michigan fan too. Joe Jonas a little dude Yeah, but these dudes is not hitting you with the building. No, no, no They not eating that foot out the club. No Travis Kelsey's a hungry boy. Yes He's getting in there. I see working hard. He's not just throwing a dick in a trigger. No, no He's gonna fucking work the Thing you're gonna work the fucking egg You just hear it from all the way there.

You're gonna tend rise out of rumpos. You feel me? Yeah, man, I'm happy to see where this goes. I mean, yeah, we'll see. He's outlier. You buy the chair. I never heard that expression. You're not hitting it with the building.

You think it's real love for what? That's good. I mean, I didn't think about it till now, but they might be dating, but I see that how they could benefit them. Yeah, so good. I mean, I didn't think about it till now, but they might be dating, but I see that how they could benefit them. Yeah, I'm just finishing for that, I don't know. Yeah, this is big in sports. Oh, yeah.

Kelsey's a smart dude. Kelsey's very smart, you know? Him and his brother have a great pod. Also, whoever he comes up on next is like, this is kind of, it's a feather in his, it's a good thing. So people like Akash, whatever, you know, is being like, oh, he fumbled the bag like, nah, you playing, because you playing checkers, dog.

Yes. Travis Kelsey, once you break into this echelon of women, every woman, every woman, every one of you. Yo, yeah, there's, there's 10,000 other joints that wanna be here. If your chick gets like hooking up with Brad Pitt, it's only one way to go. 100.

Would you get that cosine? Yep. Lateral now. Every girl is gonna wanna compete with Taylor Swift, so they wanna be the next girl talked about bottom line. And her tour did like a billion dollars. Like if I'm in a Leonardo DiCaprio, fuck you, that's quality, that's quality. Oh, that's quality.

It's like a butcher, it's like, oh this rest is really good. Peter Luger buys beef from me, yo. I'm in. Yep. I'm in. That dude finds premium fucking stuff. You're one of the premium stuff.

Leo alumni, I'm in. Yeah. Age 26 years, I'm in. Yeah, that's Ivy Lee box. Yeah. You know, you went to the league at 23, but 26, 27. He really does. He fucking only with phenoms.

Oh, oh no. Only baddies. Yeah. He's the discipline that takes. The discipline that takes for that guy at 50 to go through that long without ever getting falling into the... Well, they tried to. They'll love trap.

Oh, not it. He's just like, no, I gotta cut this off. You're like, damn, you stayed that solo for that long. Yeah, it's kind of sad when you think about it. Yeah, I agree with you. You should go lonely. I agree with you, though, right? And they're also 23. Yeah.

You were talking to 23 year old lately? That's what I'm saying. He's probably just shut up. There is something to be said about. I mean, read this quick here. He knows very well. He knows very well. I'm having a kid.

Yeah, we haven't factored in that part. He may actually connect with this woman. This is true. This is true. Dude, you're so right. You're so right. We haven't thought about this, sir. We haven't thought about this, sir.

He really like her music. Yeah, he might do. That's just like impossible. Or to me, there's a person like you. Or you listen to her music? No, I don't know. Yeah, but her as a person. Maybe he likes her as a person.

Maybe he likes her as a person. We never factor that in. It's possible. Nah, we really didn't. Thank you for bringing this back to, you know, what's real. She just don't seem that fun, but like, look, he may really like it all. Yeah, it might not be for us, but maybe they're like, soulmates.

So, so, so, and it's safe to say that if you had your, your pick of the people you could meet, the top three people, she's not breaking top three, that's all. No. No. No. No, I would at, yeah, no, no. She might not break 300. Ha, ha, ha, ha. She might not.

She might be tough. Yeah. Oh, not. She might not. She might not be tough. Yeah. Oh man. Seems like a good kid though. This is big in sports, but you won't know any of these people. But Damien Lillard got traded to Milwaukee Bucks. This is huge. So they have the freak, Greek the freak,

Yannis and him together. They're still not going to beat my nuggets, but this is big because he wanted to go to Miami. All indications said he was going to Miami. I want to go to Miami over Milwaukee. He did too, with Jimmy Buckets, with Butler, but now he's going to Milwaukee. And this just got announced. And so what is it, so that he's just so good in other words?

He's been playing Portland and they saw it. I actually think Phoenix did the best in this trade. I think Phoenix got better. They've been trying to get rid of Aten for a while. Yeah, they got salary. I can't pronounce it. Yeah, Nerkich and then they got a bench now. Oh, that's what they needed.

They got off the bench for them. Yeah. Nazir, little, he played great defense. Yeah, he plays three positions. Like, I think Phoenix, low-key did the best because what Milwaukee gets in offense It loses in defense. Yeah trading duality. Yeah, yeah I like how Eddie has a detailed knowledge of sports as well

So he's like now I'm just a regular guy manager Yeah, I got my law degree, but I was terrible and I like sports sports. These guys, everything you do is- Right, as I get crazy this kid on the streets from China. Yeah, I have to- He's just going back to the- On the streets of Beijing. Fucking or the land, from the dirty streets, from the rough streets of China.

It's a big thing. You're into sports too. You guys watch basketball and Tiananmen. You guys know what basketball is? Exactly. But this- Could it be any more of this? I would say-

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You get in the ring and bang around? Yeah, spars, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fun. Did you know that about him? Yes. I train with your boy Kamacho sometimes. Oh, dope. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fun. Did you know that about him? Yes. I trained with your boy, Kamacho sometimes. Oh, dope. Yeah.

Chris Kamacho. Yeah. Oh, you know Chris. Yeah, because I used to box at Gloveworks. Oh, that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He told me about that. Yeah.

He's great. In fact, Chris Kamacho said something so great to me. I would never warm up. I'd just start hitting. Chris knows he's shit. Yeah. I played pro football, played with, in the fuck was it, I think the

play- Parasite. Parasite. No, I don't know, just go. No, I'm just saying, I'm pretty sure it should go. Okay, so I was like, I would just start hitting, and he looks at me and he goes, just hitting right, not warming up at all.

That's cool. That's cool. And that was the beginning of my shoulder problem. All right. Yeah, I sparked a match at one time and he dropped me. It was hilarious. Just just hidden right not warming up at all. That's cool Yeah, I spark a match at one time and he dropped me it was hilarious. He's just far too strong for me No, yeah, yeah, super athletic super strong. I mean he fought professionally But he dropped me. It was pretty funny. So what what what with some hill hooks? Yeah, I mean I'm with these like fucking wide hooks, but while car west is it it's no longer there. Oh, yeah They changed the name that we named it church. Oh, yeah, San Duce Yeah, people yeah, that's a nice chance. You still you still want it. I think so. I took great change

The name rich and Chris van Erdener boy. Yeah, the heat teacher. Yeah, yeah, Chris. She's Debra Frank Willow over there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah All right, so oh wow, you see br seen Brintney post a bunch of dancing videos. Have you seen this? Yeah, well, I think she know her dad's like, what's up? You know what? What's up, bitches?

I told you she's bad, she's crazy. Right, right, right. She's trying to help her out. And social media, you guys push so much, this bitch is free now, fucking around with knives. It really is such a good lesson that people have an opinion about shit they don't know about. That's so stupid.

You don't know how in love Travis Kelsey is. Yeah, but we shoot our shot. You just mount off. You're right. Even her dogs are worried. Look at her. Yes, I don't want to play the sound too loud because it's music. You look like she got the chef the dogs.

This is a crate. This is somebody who is unfortunately not in her right mind. This is real man. But then you had to come out, she's like the knives are fake, it's like girl, you ain't foolin' nobody. It's just a bummer, man. So the sound tells you, those are real knives.

And one's pointed to like this, the blade's pointed to her face, she's holding it like that, and one's down. And then, what's up? She's just not well. No, she's not. The dad's like, I told you, dumb bitches. And they're like, she's on Instagram, she's wearing a yellow dress. That's a sign for hell

Dad's like what? We have nothing to do with this so later on people notice that she after the video She has a bandage on her arm and then there's like a cut on her leg right here With knives. Yes That one's more like a bruise, but yeah, so people are really worried about her. I wonder why she has doesn't have a relationship with her kids. She's not that mentally for sure. Didn't it crazy? Didn't Wimbledon Yama's security guard like stiff armory?

Slapped her. Yeah, like bitch, you better back up. Crazy ass. She blamed him too. You can see it. I'm sorry, you can see it in her eyes, man. Yeah. And the dad's just like, hold you.

I don't even care anymore. I don't wonder what happened because it like, I mean, it in her eyes, man. Yeah, and the dad's just like, hold you. I don't care anymore. I wonder what happened, because it's probably around when she shaved her head, but something left the building. Yes, yes. That all that fame and what she was massive. I remember, though, when she was complaining about the amount of paparazzi that was so much, this was when none of us knew this,

and she was at the height of her fame, and she was dealing with all this stuff. And my wife at the time was working at a photography studio. And so she pulled into the studio in a convertible. And it's like, yeah, like you've been complaining and you're driving around a convertible. And my wife, my wife at the time went, there's something very off because if she was trying to hide from the paparazzi, she wouldn't be riding around a convertible, so there was already a disconnect. Yeah, she's the weird bird.

People, I don't think people are made to be that famous. Like Bieber, thank God he's made it. I mean, I think he has some mental issues, but human beings aren't made to be that famous. It drives you crazy. You only want to get fly so high before you start, you know, you do the job. But do you think she went crazy and that's why she lost her kids

and do you think how much, you never know, I mean how much was it the fame or just she's just, like, you must've been pretty bad because the judge was like, yeah, we'll leave the kids with Kevin Fetter line. Yeah. I feel for her man, like, you can just tell she's having a rough time, like something broken there.

She just keeps fucking and hooking up with her personal trainers. She does. Yeah, her boyfriend, that last guy was personal trainer. Where was the next personal trainer? He's like, hell yeah. Yeah. She still got it.

Hell yeah, don't talk about the men. Mary. But then God, God. You got to go from ab stretches to fucking men. So my buddy went on a date with her and the whole time, literally, like they go on a date and the whole time, tight of her fame, you know, before Kevin.

Yeah. And literally my buddy was eating dinner with her at the whole time. And she was, she was on her phone like this the whole time. Oh, she just was an interim. Is your buddy a little bummer? No, here's what's great. She's on the phone like this the whole time. Oh, she just was an intern. Is your buddy a little boy? No, here's what's great. She's on the phone with him all the time.

So he's like, this is the strangest thing. Even the waiter was like, you want something else? He's like, yeah, let's get the check. And then she goes, I'll take care. I got it. He's like, okay. So she pays for the check and then he's like, I'll see you later, the whole time.

And then he gets a call from her friend who says, Britney really liked you and she wants to go out with you again. And he was like, I'm good. Weird. Yeah. So I knew she was bad shit crazy when she wore all denim to the MTV E Awards. It was fly though, the radio took so long.

The matching as a other, both bad shit crazy. Yeah, when you match the, I like that. I like that. You like matching? I like crazy. Yeah, I like a couple step out crazy like that. I feel you. Yeah, this is this is fly.

This is I can't. That's Kevin Feverline. Who is that? Just lost him in the drone. Just can't. Look at a young Justin Timberlake by the way. See, she's all there here. Like, yes, you know, the brain is working.

I knew the ways were coming though when I saw that. It's true though, look at her eyes. You can see there's like life in her eyes, even in a still photograph there's some of them. That one's a little waggy on the right, but, yeah. But now, now, dude, she's got your eyes to break her. Fuck, I think she just went crazy, but I think she's just too famous.

Yeah. Even Justin was like, fuck, this. Or maybe something happened in her brain, man. It's like Amy Winehouse. Amy Winehouse, before she killed herself, they were blaming on drugs. Amy Winehouse was, they saw her at a gas station and she was just outside twirling, you know, kind of walking in a circle. But the difference between her and Brittany, Amy was the math of drug addict math of drug addict. Yeah, she did a lot of drugs. That's a big difference. But she was also, they think, so the interesting thing

is they said, is our people like that crazy and they're trying to self-medicate? Like sometimes you try to regulate your own brain with substances, because nothing else is working. So I don't know, man, I don't fucking know. I think we're gonna find, in 20 years we'll be looking at this going, oh, all she needed was this, or you know. You think?

I think so. I think mental illness is gonna be something, oh, all she needed was this or, you know. You think? I think so. I think mental illness is going to be something, but it's still such a mystery. It's such a mystery. And I think we'll look back at it when we say, you'll never use the word crazy again. It'll be like, it'll be like, it's not what's gonna use it.

Not what's gonna use crazy. Yeah, you can't, no, I don't. It is really wild that one day, like something, you can just snap. Like that makes me really appreciate life and also to realize like don't take shit too seriously. Yeah, just we had snap at any point. Well, you could really fucking snap.

I knew a woman whose daughter went crazy and it was so heartbreaking because she went crazy. She didn't know what to do and she would just go, she just went crazy and she would just wander the streets like one of these people. So, nice your brain snaps man. Yeah.

Or possessed. Or possessed by a demon. Yep. What else you got, Jen? Alright, so I'm sure you guys have seen this already, but Joe Biden, Fleming, Ella Cool J's name. Oh, he fucked this name up. And this is what he calls him a boy.

So bad. So it was honored at Congressional Black Caucus Foundation's annual legislative conference. Have you on the caucus? Yeah. And I'll just play the talk? Yeah. And I'll just play the clip for you. Two of the great artists of our time representing the groundbreaking legacy of hip-hop in America. L.O.J. Cool J.

By the way, that boy's got, he got man's got biceps bigger than my thighs. I think he's and it runs off. Both of you, thank you. I do have to see light. Wow. I'm gonna send the light off on the mic. You know, you're all here to listen to the new edition. Micubibin, it's 40 years for Newsy music.

Anyway, he's not all there either. Oh, he, I was giving these long ass names. So I protect the guy. Don't have him ride bikes. don't have him go upstairs, don't have him try and pronounce rapper's names. I just think it's bullshit that we need to be- LLJ cool, that's a shit I would do. Yeah, we all know what we're voting for,

are these people's cabinets. You know what I mean? I don't know why we keep up this act of like, all right, prop this fool up, bro, he's the president. Like this guy is a fucking flesh bag. Agreed. Just a body. Just whoever was putting him out there.

Just who's the fucking Carl Rove right now? Yeah. Whoever's running this shit, please fucking stand up. They just need to protect them. Be like, all right, we don't want any cameras around when he's getting on Air Force One. We clearly struggles with stairs. Yeah.

We ain't right no bikes. We're not pronouncing these weird rappers names for him. He. You seem to do the Asian names? Bro, he's terrible. This guy is not so good. Oh these weird rappers names for him. He seemed to do the Asian names, bro. He's terrible. This guy's not so chill. Oh, did this to him. I would struggle with Asian names.

I have a splash of CT way more sharp than he is. They don't think he's gonna run for a second term. They think last minute it's gonna be Gaston and Gavin News. I've heard a lot of people who call me. Michelle Obama. I don't think so. I think Gavin Newsom is positioning himself. He's gonna debate Ron DeSantis. He's going to debate on the Santas

He's he's taking on this gender thing the next thing is gonna be crime He stopped the gender thing because it was the big black guy Yeah, he's like I think you're right, man I think the thing is it's like what we like what is Happening with the presidency is there more figureheads. Yes, and they're more just representations of what Americans want our leader to look like and sound like and be. But the cabinet, it's the squad. Yeah, it's the cabinet and the party

that are pulling the string. Keep the, but he Biden's weak in that Bernie's. He's just, yeah, yeah, he straight up Bernie. People don't hold the party. But Michelle Obama would be a really good representative. Like she can represent us to other countries. Like she could do a lot of shit. But the cabinet would be the ones making the decision.

Michelle could do so I get that big ass bass. She won't, bro. She's, come on, come on. She's a non-starter. I don't think Michelle will. Oh, no, come on, that's not happening. But they, they, I do think that what they're gonna do.

RFK could be interesting. It's too controversial, too, too many years later. I would vote for Cheryl. I would vote for his wife Cheryl over him Cheryl from I heard her on tiger belly and I was like bro you don't eat rk you should run like I vote for you I don't like any of the options to be on I don't like any I go for Larry David. Yeah, I'll vote for Larry. I Larry David would actually do something because it would drive him crazy

Like this is a no I'm I vote for Larry Day. Larry Day would actually do something cause it would drive him crazy. Like this is a no-match. Yeah, I might vote for them. You'll imagine that magic mind is fire, bro. Yeah, good, right? It's honestly good. Like they advertise on the pub, but that shit's really fucking good. All right, there you go.

I drank it before I came here. You did? Yeah. We'll get you some samples. No, no, no, no, they send it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I like that. I like that magic mind, yeah.

We gave you some samples, man. It's a work different China. Yes God would you put this in a famous chef? I gotta get you some magic. I love it, bro I fucking love it, but thank you. I'll take your magic. I know you can't get this No, you know like my I put garlic likes in it. I love it The hot jaded garlic is one more I'm gonna run that 40 minutes 240 What you're doing this time you got to do Oh Oh, interesting I haven't heard of that so So Deerecius is Japanese that's racist

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Well is it okay you want with this one with a shooting or just like a cool car Both all right, so the shooting one will first car better be fucking cool, dude It's you're probably gonna hate it So this isn't a jack in the box and this isn't 2021, but the footage was just released. What? so Dude a dude picked up his pregnant wife and they had like a six-year-old kid in the in his truck and then they did it order Then he noticed that there's no curly fries The curly fries are missing that is frustrated so it came back around and then this is what happened Oh this fuck he shot some parent he shot a family no no the woman that actually this in Texas and the woman

She starts getting pissed off Right he's like how can I put the curly in the fron? Yeah, she said you say what? Yeah Yeah, you say what? Oh, yeah, it's just never good. I am just a shit. Not a hand gestures. They do. So she told me catch up packets. And then so the employee tries to lock that safety window.

Yeah. And then she turns around. Oh, she got it. Oh, that's frustrating. So she unlocks it here and she has her gun out. Oh my god. She got a gun. She fires, she fires multiple shots at them.

And there's a kid in the car. Oh my God. Hold on, shoot. You'll see if I'm in the car. No one got hit by it. And I see this, I don't need to be here. No. Like I would stay my ass and urgoy.

She's going to jail. Where was that at? Texas. Oh, and she's going to jail, right? So this is what's weird. It says Ford, that's who she was. Convicted in court of aggravated assault with deadly weapon and her probation concluded in June.

So, what, she got probation for this? That's why I have to look it up. It's firing out a family, because in there we're upset that they get curly for us. This is jail, she got to go to jail, jail jail jail. We can't have those people walk in the street. Pro-pastation, right?

So I looked this up on, also you're the one that fucked this up, not curling them for us. So this is what says says for aggravated salt up to one year in county jail or fine of 4,000. If no one gets shot, no one actually gets killed. And two or 20, two to 20 years in prison and or a fine of 10 grand.

So like as you can get away with it, if you don't actually kill the person, that's not annoying. That's a good shoot at you. Not, that is just a scare. Yeah. That serious of a penalty. No, that's not good shoot at you. Not, that is just a scare. Yeah, serious of a penalty. No, that's not bad. Four racks.

I mean, I don't care. Good luck. Because that's a throw. Damn, she shot. And they had a kid in the car? Yup, a kid in a pregnant woman. This is what degree of assault is this? Is it first assault?

The deadly one. First degree felony? Does that only... That only assault. This is in America, China or Texas. Pacific, state. So Texas. Wow.

Shark attack, my buddy. No, these are older ones. I'm trying to get the car, but if here it is. So, okay, so check this out. This is the new Prius slammed in Japan. Oh, oh wow. Don't tell me this doesn't look good for Prius. Oh, I want that.

Oh, wow. This looks like the old Accurent head. Yeah, dude. No, you don't for Prius. Those rims are in. Wow. Tasty. This looks like the old Accuracy. Yeah, dude. No, you don't get this car. You said you like to work for something. So you guys keep out of this. This is my car.

That's pretty dope, right? All right, you could drive to drop Prius. That's a Prius. No, that's a Prius. That's a Prius. Yeah, they put the body kit on it and the sland it. Oh, that's all he did. They just put a body kit on it.

Body kit, sland it. Yeah, that's like a downer Prius That is fucking hilarious. Yeah, you would love this subhage, man Yeah, it's a pretty dope. It's called hype whip So you can't keep on Prius is on there. Yeah, that's cool. They pinned it at the top That's our TV 10 Viper's sake the Daytona body. That's filthy Yeah, that's gonna that's dope. Thanks, Jim you welcome. So on a happy note of us hell. Yeah, we don't end on that lady No, just you know our pod you magic my I'll be promoting magic mind hell yeah our pod separate bedrooms, you know

Good luck with the kid oh man. That's big Thank you all the better from Beijing from I Thank you, all the better from Beijing. From Beijing. I love it. You're the best. That was great time. Same as having me guys. We're in Vegas this weekend.

Skankfest, Brian Caldme, together. Friday, Saturday, only. Comedy zone. Yeah. October six and seven. Greensboro, North Carolina, get your tickets. Let's go. And I will be in Iowa, October 13th and 14th.

Niagara Falls almost sold out two two shows one Friday one Saturday. That's a casino Niagara Falls, Chicago in December. I got a bunch of stuff coming up. Alright guys, I'm head to Sacramento. Shoot some cool content with the truck. Well stay tuned. All right, Eddie we love you man. Thank you man. Thank you guys. And thank you guys.