The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 669

Episode Date: March 31, 2021

The guys rate their looks from 1-10 and talk Drake, shooting your shot, celebrity hall passes, flat feet, Instagram hotties, Kevin Durant vs Michael Rapaport, Michael Strahan clos...ing his gap, Luke Bryan hooking himself and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yeah, yeah, T-Fak Casey Just to fight her and the kids T-Fak Casey put a seat on the in, bring the mallet Can't you put everybody going in? Wake up early in the morning, press playin' Let's get it in, cause we rockin' with the fighter Ain't he rollin' with the kids? Fighter and the kids the fighter and he rolling with the kids
Starting point is 00:00:28 And the kids fight her and the kids fight her and the kids She fat cake put it see on the end you are now tuned in to the fighter and the kids Hey, do you think they have the balls to do a drink did to Vanessa? Hunches. Oh, yeah, what's all my what do you do? It's an old old clip The team is I was Drake what you do how is I you know I want to show some love tonight and I just want to save Vanessa Huggins You look incredible like right shoot or shoot shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or shoot or or shoot or shoot or He's a DRADE it's DRISTY I know we talked about this early It goes in your relationship with your girls it goes Drake than you yeah, cuz you Me if I was at the MTV music words and I'm sitting And Drake was like yo, I just want to say Ben job your girl is funny
Starting point is 00:01:19 And I want to know what you're doing after Exactly what you better run through the same thing that you got one You better suck that And come on a mission my name in the verse you ever see that private jet Oh, I'm saying you better get us some drizzle gear out of this. You can let your girl do it. I could I could yeah I can dra Drake's really one Is there anybody else? No one else. There's no one else is no one else. There's no one else anyone else I probably fight that move. I'm like you don't shut your ass up. I'm coming on
Starting point is 00:01:58 I'm like you ass like Travis Scott was like hey And then no disrespect but you're a girl. I'm a fuck you I have a she's suck anyways actually give me those back I get the friends and family come literally if it's straight. It's only Drake. It's only Drake's the only guy I'd be like yeah go have fun if she asked me, I was like, yo, this is like, I'll take care of the kids. I didn't make a job, I didn't try to get pregnant. She's all what? What? Is that the thing? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:31 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:39 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I Go get them. Hey, take me. It was you got a band. Yeah, right. I love it.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Yeah. Easy only. I can't think of another person. I mean, yeah. What about someone from, what's that band? You love the band? Oh, it's the band. Oh, it's the band.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Oh, no. You love them. I love them. You won't let them run a train out of your world. Oh, fuck. There's three of them. I'm offended. You won't let them run a train out world What's the what's their main song? That's our main song to me today
Starting point is 00:03:22 Just run into a train girl really I fight them in Manchester and man I love them. No, you don't but I don't't love them enough then. I thought you loved them. No, you don't. But I don't even love Drake. I don't love Drake. I do. I don't, I don't love him. You understand him. You respect.
Starting point is 00:03:33 I understand him. I could never drink so much. More so than Oasis. Uh, I love Oasis more than Drake. And you wouldn't let Oasis. Hey, oh no. Run that Manchester train under your girl. Manchester.
Starting point is 00:03:44 Mine out of my stand. Mine the gap. on your girl. Manchester, mine the gap. Look at see, mine the gap. Manchester, no. Get the fuck out of here. No, man. All right, man, couldn't do it. You love Drake. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:03:56 You couldn't name anyone else. Drake's my favorite. What about the baby? I love the baby, but yeah. That's a real guy. You know what I saw not though. It don't matter. He's small But like with Drake, I know I know he's gonna treat it nice the baby I know for sure with Drake I've heard a song even when she mad at me still suck that dick, but she That's a grassy. They'll talk a joke. She's like oh my god. Get the fuck out of here right after you know
Starting point is 00:04:24 Let's go back to your man. Great. He'll walk it downstairs Make sure she get in the right right. Get a little gift back Where do I see? Yeah, I think one girl Here's some Jersey drake gear Thanks, I hope you're Jordan's phone. I know you man towards a lot. Let me know babies Let me know if you want to borrow my plane. Yeah, I'd be sick. You think the baby's gonna do that. Yeah I don't think so. I don't think the baby don't have a plane. I was on the plane with the baby. Oh you was on the plane with the baby Oh, but you soon as I see him first class though. He was the first class. All his homies in that commercial. Yeah
Starting point is 00:04:57 Bro We're still in the smart day like the baby now Drake slowly the only guy I'm the run at my girl. Yeah, that's that you know what you know I'll applaud you off of saying that a lot of me would do it. Yeah, I would yeah 100% like it is Drake Anybody else? No, no, no, I literally try to think like if like she came and like, you know, man like I had sex with You can't think she said Drake. I'm like well, I'm like, I'm a tree with Drake like, you know, obviously, because he, listen, that's how you know you got a good girl. Exactly. Because if Drake's a tight, it's a tight, it's a tight.
Starting point is 00:05:34 If Drake's like, damn. Yeah, yeah. She bad. Yeah, maybe Adam Sandler? My girl's a guy. My girl's like, what? I love Adam. What?
Starting point is 00:05:50 That's him. Adam's a legend, man, he would've dragged the big daddy. That's so much along the way though. That's so much along, like, drag the thing. I was trying to think, hold on, hold on, hold on, wait, let the man speak. All right, I'm just trying to think, like, what other icons could take it to stab at my girl? I would be offended. Adam Samler?
Starting point is 00:06:19 I'll be so upset, I'll be so upset. I'm like, hold on, man, the. See if we can make Camel grow up. When you're done. You're down. See if we're put me in this camp. You know what you're doing? You're not what you're doing. You're right. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:36 I don't know. You're in the war, my girl. Hey, babe. Hey, babe. I apologize. What? She's like, what? She's in the crying. So what do you say about who get Jordan? What? He's like, what? What? She's in the crying scene.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Like, so what do you say about who get Jordan? What? He's handsome. He's not legend status. Yeah. No. He has to grow up kind of nerdy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:55 And a comic book. Yeah. Yeah, he's super nerdy. Oh, really? Yeah. Cornball. I mean, Drake grew up nerdy, didn't he? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:03 There's something about Drake, though. Right? His swag? You know what? Michael Bees like you tell like he's like trying to be all sexy. I'm being told he's like okay, like God. Like Drake just stays the same, you know? You know, Drake has a lot of money. He's cool no matter what. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:17 He's so dope. And that Toronto bad. I've never seen that. Dude, it's the belacio. So whatever he was like, yeah, you can bring your man to come show at the back to what. Oh, I'm chill. Oh, dude. It's so big. I I K which ones the source for the YouTube videos He's like yeah, I'll be out in a second I'm like yo, maybe my if I check out your shoot collection
Starting point is 00:07:45 He's like, yeah, I'll go back in my place is your like thanks Dude we that's the better one the Toronto house. Yeah, that's the house. Yeah, I thought the Calabas is one was like I know the Toronto's the big boy Retronics the the walls that he put around that's the Toronto yeah So I tried to break in yesterday really yeah a woman I'm gonna be a little type and a knife trying to break in and she ended up attacking one of his bodyguards but she didn't get past the gate it was so funny is it would be a woman to break into the drinks that's the silly women are
Starting point is 00:08:33 trying to break it yeah only women are trying to break in so it's seven mil I thought it'd be more than not 100 mil it has to be yeah that man says a hundred mil because he had to do it he had to mil Cuz he had a custom built and where it's at and Toronto's like the Brentwood of Toronto and the walls for security is so high That there's a like even where I live like you I couldn't build 14 foot wall You see my walls there. Yeah, they're 12. Yeah, if I go any higher to legal He is like look how big those walls are. So his or her like 25 foot walls, the city, he has the only house in the city where they granted him those walls
Starting point is 00:09:11 because he's so famous. Because the rest of the walls have to be a certain height and even the neighbors like that's Drake. He can have bigger walls. Wow. Listen, some crazy cunt scaled that wall, still got it. What?
Starting point is 00:09:23 The amount of she loves Drake. Who's that, I know They got Drake living in the land of the man who got his name tattooed on her forehead If we love them theme of these ho, bro, what are we gonna get Drake on? That's gonna tough sell I Would love it Just to get Drake on it. Oh, she's committed Drake
Starting point is 00:09:54 Damn, that's so cool. Well, she's stable. Look at her cheese. Oh Shit that's tough. That's ooh. That's she looks and see we're gonna bottom picture underneath like that white boy No, no, all right, I'm sure cheeks. Yeah, I was about to say that might be the swelling from going. You know what you might be homeless. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Should I lost the bag? Yeah, this isn't funny. Okay. Yeah, I'll. Could you let me imagine that big? Not really my style, no. Right. Like you're gonna be the same. Yeah, that's too big. That's too much. Too much. And let's just got all this homies chilling there. It's too big. That's too much. Too much. And let's just got all his homies chilling there. He said he used walkie talkies to talk to his homies if they stay spent a night in
Starting point is 00:10:31 this crib. Really? Yeah. That's how big it is. You could just call them, but that's so bold. So what is, was that his lobby? Yeah. But look at his crib.
Starting point is 00:10:39 That's just, that's in his house. Yeah. You just have people around all the time. I would have to. I couldn't do it. No, it's like you live in a museum. It's like you're literally like a museum. Like my boy Todd's house is the biggest house I know. Yeah, you home springs is like I walk down like, too. I mean, where do we, where do you go from? Hairman? Yeah, like what do we do? That big cast and he's like, he's like, go change down there. Yeah, he lives by himself. See, I couldn't do it. He has homies around all the time. His trainer's there, but it's like, not for me. I get too lonely.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Even hotel rooms, I get lonely. They're tight. It's just too much. Too straight out. I get lonely too, it's a great place. And I don't like when it's like I'm sleeping in a big, open area. Like look at this fucking room.
Starting point is 00:11:18 I know. Right, he's got couches on the side. Yeah. I think he's behind. So I think it's like a wall right here, the beds right here And then there's like couch what's they sprawls out there naked just day can you know, he got a safe house That's that's what bringing will be chilling. Oh, honey
Starting point is 00:11:33 What is that? Well, that's the boom boomer. That's the boom boomer. That's that's that's at 65. That's that's where he is a dick sucked Oh, what what an after What is that fucking comp? Is that studio lounge dude? Is that like a comic book? Let's go for it. It makes beats, Doug. Or is that superheroes? That's why he's producable.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Oh yeah, comics on the wall. Yeah, you got like action movies. No, that's action movies. It's like basketball players too. Yeah, and the Hulk. Go to his Jersey room. That's, that was the best one. That's why I be chilling.
Starting point is 00:12:01 His shoe room is insane. Oh yeah, so many shoes. Damn. Drake's Jersey room? Yeah, I couldn't do it. I need, I can use his shoe room. Just a nice condo's fine for me. Nothing that big.
Starting point is 00:12:17 What about you, Malik, could you? Living in a big, I don't have it. I saw something here though. Yeah. Like that, But that doesn't look that's not fancy. That shit is weak. I saw a start of the video. It was in a 2D slide video where he was walking around this crib. Oh yeah. And what is that like the original Jordan jersey or something? What? Which one? The one that's in that case. Oh that's the Jordan 45 one.
Starting point is 00:12:43 When he came back. That his autograph and he lost bro My my my car guy. He's like one of my close friends now his name is Greg. Mm-hmm He just he was like dude look at this my life's a fucking movie and he's Selling a car to Michael join these texts and back and forth with him and screenshot my coley fuck that damn Jay He's like yelling coldly fucked dude really what kind of car would he want a fucking a frory piece, huh? I don't know. They're so hard to get yeah one of a guy Yeah, look at that. That's the that's the war. Yeah, some jury's coffee You see that's him in the video. Mm-hmm. God that dances lit
Starting point is 00:13:24 You see that's him in the video. Mm-hmm. God that dances lit. Look at his kitchen. He doesn't miss. He doesn't miss. Big ass piano. You got to have a piano on your crib. You feel em out. Look at that. That's some special piano too. It is? Yeah. God, his homies chilling. I thought that was Kevin Durant. Wow. It would be weird to be his homie though. Yeah. If you're, if you're, if you're just like hanging out with us. If you're just like hanging out with us. If you just like his friend.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Yeah, his son's cute as fuck too. That OG Snoop Dogg photos dope. Look at that lady. He got Diddy. That blue room. Look at that. He got the blue room, the red room, hit a jersey, a little fuck.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Look at the pool. Is he on a strip club in there? Basically this on the side. Oh, bro. We're just out there doing canoballs on the side. Oh We're gonna just out there doing candle balls in the Way right when I got here so someone buying me like this Hollywood party the celebrity party Yeah, and I'm from Denver So when did I see a pool and they told me pool party I came for a pool party Oh, I'm in like my swim trunks a wife beater. I've my chain right on tattoos everywhere I see food. I'm like I'm in my head. I don't know anybody just a friend invited me
Starting point is 00:14:34 He goes off with some girl. I'm like shit. I'm in this pool. Nobody's in it I'm like why anybody in the pool. I jump in the pool splash around everywhere and I hear the group of girls go, oh, why is he so big? That was your first Hollywood. Yeah, I just swam over Pretty big I was all self-conscious Around in a pool. Yeah, it's all self-conscious. I'm a teacher don't official to walk. I know what you needed to do. Yeah, you're right. Where are pool parties? It's crazy out here I went to my first one because I used to swim at the YMCA. And, uh, who did it?
Starting point is 00:15:08 Yeah. Well, I could swim though. You didn't know, yeah. But again, black, you know the myth, black people can't swim. So I got stereotype. Stereotype. So I'm in Baldwin Hills, right?
Starting point is 00:15:16 Great, like a black Hollywood area. Right, I'll go there. I'm like, yeah, what's up? I got my swimming trunks in there. Everyone is fly, change on, jeans. So I'm like, oh, they tripping. Tripping. Did the on jeans. I'm like I ain't tripping Trip did the same thing. I was I mean by getting the pool though. I just put my feet. Oh, I go pool pool You say pool part. I'm sweating bitch. You know, I'm also probably gonna pin your pool
Starting point is 00:15:36 He gonna pin your pool I'm gonna do laughs like Michael Phelps You know the easier food. I'm pin the pool and call the day. He had the whole thing. You know they used to be here food. I'm peeing the pool and hauled a day. He gonna get a cramp for eating the food because you're supposed to wait like 20 minutes. I'm gonna make some demands on the playlist. I'm gonna need some Drake. You're gonna dance around a pool. You never get any. That's why I heard out here in LA. Unless you pick up a girl throwing the pool and that's fun.
Starting point is 00:16:00 I can't even realize. I can't even realize how I've been in a pool. It's a big boy summer. So the pool parties are's fine. I can't even realize, I can't even realize that I've been in a pool. It's a big, it's a thick boy summer. So the pool parties are gonna start popping up. Is it a thick boy summer? Yeah. Keep saying that, bro. I'm telling you the way. No, I know, but we're, I told you, dude, dude.
Starting point is 00:16:13 I told you, dude, dude. Told you, dude, dude, dude. Dude, dude, dude. We're thick no matter what. Even if we lose you, now you missed the workout this morning. That mean I'm not gonna work out today. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:16:24 All I'm saying is even out today. That's fine. All I'm saying is even if you do, we're gonna stay fit. We're both slimmer. Still fit. We're never not gonna be fixed. And the more you accept that, the better your life is. I didn't pull up yesterday. You did.
Starting point is 00:16:39 I didn't pull up. I didn't ate. It's impressive. This one, you did 24. 24 pull up? I've done pull ups in four years. I did twenty. He did twenty four. He's serious. Yeah. Yes. Twenty four is like straight. Yeah. Twenty four is like this or like this. No, like this. Oh, with your back. Your back. Yeah. The fucking white, the hard white, the prison style. Where is it? Wait, go away. Over
Starting point is 00:16:59 this to the neck behind the bar. Prison style. That one. Not that prison. Oh, think of federal. What is this way? He started going. I went and walked to get a drink of water. He was still going. I come back. He's still going.
Starting point is 00:17:10 There he goes. You should see Mark on those calabassas tears this morning. What, he was getting it. I was like, just slow down, daddy. Oh, he's got a fat face. Enjoy the view. There's hoes everywhere, dog. This one girl just hacked tits.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Just, boom, boom. I'm like Mark Childog. He's a, God. This one girl just had tits. Just move. Boom, boom, I'm like, Mark, chill, dog. He's a, I know you see them big old juggs. He's just going, dude, just go. I'm like, oh, you came to work, work. How, is that shit hard? No, I mean, it can be. For him, I'm sure it was a good workout.
Starting point is 00:17:40 For me, I don't know if I could, like, I don't know if I could consistently do it. But you can walk it, like I ran to and then walked ran to what do you go up down up down? Yeah It's fun Get your company back. Yeah I like the job, bro That's why I told mine was like she fell in
Starting point is 00:18:01 I didn't see how to meeting yet he had cartoons this area That's exactly what you had. You had to tie into the cinnamon crunch. No, it was made to eat. Magic's food. That keto food. That fiber. That fiber. That fiber.
Starting point is 00:18:17 I don't know. Dude, I haven't seen you in non-black shirt and I don't know how long. What shirt is that? Soapotora. Who's that? band their hardcore hardcore How hard mental metal yeah play some from a chin metal metal metal right Which we do the old school so it's so you know who they are
Starting point is 00:18:36 Terran he's gonna give me another shirt too. Yeah, I'm getting a shirt. It's gonna be loud. That's axel. Yeah How do you know they look good? Let's go double daddy That's a exhale. Yeah, how do you know they look good? Let's go double daddy Let's go double daddy Bro a little loser would be fine He's run big motherfucker Not just lit I think it was good. No, I think it looks great. Yeah I think I think what you watch it one so it could be
Starting point is 00:19:08 You know what I don't fucking dry a shirt. No, I will not you're dry Fucking it a run it dude. My girls ruined so many favorite shirts by dry them. I'm like you know, I can't I for first of all jeans Put them into wash and then to know game up the no, no, no, no, the game is ruined. Game, the book, over, over, over. They treat two sizes. Bruh, I thought it was the only one that did that, but I'm like, I'm hanging up.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Yeah, I'll buy regular fitting jeans, and I'll put them in the dryer. They skinny fit now, Doc. Yeah, if you want to keep wearing this, they try to skinny fit. And it's fucking times, skinny fit. Why don't you just get a bigger size, then? Why don't you just go to the cleanest?
Starting point is 00:19:42 Well, because the weights are ready, 38. Because eventually they stretch out, but like after after you just got to wear them a lot But you got to wear them off like when they first get out they fucking tight tight tight You know I'll all wear around my house like sweats break them in oh really I do with my shoes too like I wore these all day yesterday Just a break me so not so crispy. Oh, oh They fit but I still, how flat they are. This is it. Try to each other play like, yo, you got flat feet.
Starting point is 00:20:11 I don't know why you trying to act like you don't have a flat foot. Dude, I have an arched up. No, it's like this arched. Yeah, it's more like this. Oh, I'm, you got a hard foot. Come on, you have flat feet. Dude, I can see your, your foot spills off to the sides. You, you can't can wear Yeezy
Starting point is 00:20:29 I'm with you I love Latvita No, I have an art got a hook for you. Yeah, but I compare my foot. What you intake our Beat-out I have nothing on the table. Yeah, put on table. We know it's got fluffy. Yeah, exactly I'm seeing you lattice foot. I know it's got flat feet. Yeah, exactly. I'm seeing you. The flat is foot. I'm saying you got flat feet as well. Your feet look like two fucking hoverboards.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Just flat. And again, with all that yours is right there with me. What's the craft that can go their air and they go on land in water? Is it a hovercraft? I don't know. Oh, dang it. Wait, was people riding in Florida?
Starting point is 00:21:04 Like gators? They see gators? Those are just air boats. Those, dang it. Wait, was he popular? People ride him in Florida and like gators, they see gators and then they're just air boats. Those are air boats, but I know you're talking about it. Oh, I guess hovercraft does work. What is that shit? It's a hovercraft, right? Yeah, fuck the fam. It has the big fam on it.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Oh, I didn't do it in the water at all. And like, they have the big like, they take you through the swamp to look at. Is that what it is? That's what your feet look like, Malice. That's what. I hear you. No, the blue one, Jen.
Starting point is 00:21:25 The second one is that your foot. Okay. Here it on that. He wins. But yours is a big white thing. For the reason, you're patting his all white underneath your feet. Wait, how the fuck you know someone got to... Let me see.
Starting point is 00:21:39 No, he has flat feet. His feet are spilling out the side. No, like a hovercraft. Yours is wet. Okay, outside. You're trying to like that mad bitch in the club where one pinky toe sticking out He's waiting We both got to our back to feet flat foot city right here Flat foot I don't know I got a watch. No, you have no idea you got a flat foot cat kind of it probably
Starting point is 00:22:04 Do it ever come on your flat foot cat kind of it probably but yeah, do it ever comment on your flat foot You know what like on only fans are like damn girl your feet are flat No, like I have an arch but it's not crazy. Stevie has a crazy arch in his foot really. Yeah, that's why it's really weird I don't I don't know what it is like I like to see Stevie put that little foot in a high heel. I don't know if that's weird, but I like to see his little foot in a high The see that arch it yeah I wonder what put your foot in the glass slipper? Now arch, that's heavy. Yeah, that's a flat foot right there.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Ooh, I know that. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Thank you. I don't know how to say it. You probably love she. There's Malik's feet. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:22:42 That's your feet. That's your feet. We're gonna get this at you. I swear to God, I don't. I don't. Yes, you do have an arch up. My feet, Malik's now it's feet. No Really got this at you. I swear Yes, you have an arch up my feet Malik those are your But Too much Of the arch for us, we got left We'll take them out. We'll take them out of the end of this guy feet dude are disgusting
Starting point is 00:23:06 We'll have an edge we'll take them out. We'll take we'll take them out. It looks like two flippers It looks like Geoduck Two flippers Is that a club it says dynamic podiatry? Disgusting wait that's such a study of it. Oh my god Chinde you have flat feet yeah, I don't you might have mine as like a nice arch Rinnie and I was on some Cinderella shit and we saw a glass slipper, we put our foot in there. We still got a lot of room. Okay, so I'm gonna stand there while he's trying to,
Starting point is 00:23:48 we'll take him out once you can, we're gonna take him out. We're gonna see in our children. Exactly. You have a, you have a, down here. Brood of what I feel like you didn't have a heart. I'm gonna tell him.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Oh dude, all right. Fuck it. You got to say it kind of fit. Okay, put some games of lotion before. No. He said, can I give you some lotion? Can I give you some lotion please? All right, look, we're gonna compare.
Starting point is 00:24:14 All right, go ahead, we. Shout out, shout out, shout out, shout out to the dunk. Let's get that sock off, dog. Let's get the hold. Look at my foot. You tell me, compared to him compared to you. I'm fucking Cinderella Oh, shit. He got a massive arm You have no arch you have the flattest foot I've ever seen. Oh, yeah Also the bottom your feet are the widest and they're also orange
Starting point is 00:24:41 Those are flat you have the flat Orange You don't have an arch All right, you win A big toe is thick As big toe You're footage don't you got that weird foot thing? Why are you so scrunched together? Do they not breathe? Yeah, the ice shoes don't fit Malibu is so scrunched together. Do they not breathe?
Starting point is 00:25:03 Yeah, the ice cream shoes don't fit. No, wrong. It shoes just fuck you. My shoes just feed it. It looks like a foot binding. No. Is it the ancient Chinese? That's what it's going to say.
Starting point is 00:25:13 Is it like an ancient Chinese thing? Yeah, because back in the days, why did they fall? Why did they fall? Because they were considered beautiful. So it was like a sign of beauty. So you ride your feet to make it smaller. Yeah, I see it.
Starting point is 00:25:22 That's just crazy. Also, I like to keep the family. They don't do it anymore? No, no, no. It's not a thing anymore. No, not anymore. I'm sure. Yeah, I see it. That's just crazy. Also, I like to keep the family. They don't do it anymore. No, no, no, no. It's not a thing anymore. No, not anymore. I'm sure they still do some of it. Huh, uh, long time ago, I don't remember exactly
Starting point is 00:25:31 what I've ever met. I thought you had a big, big, big thing. Have you seen it? You never heard of it, Chip? No. You've never heard of that? Wait, wait, what are you guys talking about? Feet by me?
Starting point is 00:25:39 Like the Chinese practice? I've heard of it, yeah. Yeah, where people like scrunch or foot. Yeah, like, and then, and then, and then, and then it like, the feet are so fucked up. Reforms their foot. Everything's like compact in and it's like fucked up because what small feet were like It was a sign of beauty Sign of beauty? I'm with the Chinese on that. Oh, no, but no one is like that. I don't want some big bitch with some flappers on
Starting point is 00:26:00 In China, I'm with you on this You should have fucked with a baby in politics I'm with you Yeah, look at Malik That's insane. That's not what it's fucks their feet up so bad. So bad. That's not real. That's real. That's fake. That's real.
Starting point is 00:26:32 That's real. That's real. That's real. That's real. That's real. That's real. That's real. That's real.
Starting point is 00:26:40 That's real. That's real. That's real. That's real. That's real. That's real. That's real.al, because the toenails grow. It's all nightmare. And they put them in heels. I'm also with the Chinese on that though, I support that. You want a day to go and what the fuck is that?
Starting point is 00:26:52 Oh, they like size 14. If she was super bad, you want to go shoe shopping? She was super bad, we like trade shoes and shit. That'd be sick. It's last 14. If she was bad, it's the same shit. But she can't just be a regular girl. She had to be sick. It's last 14. And she was bad. It's the same shit. But she can't just be a regular girl. She had to be 10.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Who would be the exception be like, if this person, Laurie Harvey. So if Laurie Harvey had a, Jack Antigene, I would have to be fuck. Yeah, got it. Laurie Harvey, yeah. I fucked about it. 18.
Starting point is 00:27:19 And Briah Miles. Who? Briah Miles. Who's that? Drake wrote a whole song about her. I'd have to see. Briah Miles. Bro, there's a lot of Instagram thoughts that could wrote a whole song about her. I'd have to see. We have Miles.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Bro, there's a lot of Instagram thoughts that could have a size 15 and we wouldn't even fucking know. Huh? Oh, well, no, I'm not going to date her. Especially at a size 17. Oh, in the whole old time? That's old. Compared to the lower part.
Starting point is 00:27:42 We're a hard person. We're better than lower. Okay. That's a great thing. That's old. Dude, compared to the lower-up hard pictures. Yeah, better than lower-up. Okay, that's a great picture. That's the old picture, though. What? You gonna Instagram, Jim? Yeah, that's real, real nice. You know her.
Starting point is 00:27:51 I know he knows the Instagram antelope. At the top of the dome, he knows exactly what her screen is. I'll be right over there a couple of times. Right here. You tell me, you and they did the size 16. She ain't better than Lori Harvey Like she's not that's her there. Yeah, I don't even remember what Lori Harvey looks like She's yeah, she's super bad
Starting point is 00:28:22 She's yeah, she's super bad That's her there in the orange All right, all right all right Guys 14 size 14. She could have fuck thank you. She could have a fin like a mermaid I would carry her from store to store Lots of you to go pee from proud family look at that. God Yes. Oh, yeah, that's over city stairs right Yeah, why didn't Drake get her pregnant? Oh because she turned down Drake now she turned down Drake You wrote a song about oh daddy. That's called daddy. Stagdys. Wait, she turned down Drake brother wrote a whole song that is a chocolate
Starting point is 00:28:58 Drake takes else Drake before this is way this is so far going this ain't run through the Jake Drake takes it. No, was this Drake before? This is way, this is so far going. This ain't run through the six. Oh, this ain't run through the six. She doesn't see that trade and turn them down. Not this yet, is that.
Starting point is 00:29:09 He didn't have the OVO Jordan's not turning down. Oh, okay, I get it. Dude, she's a bonafide, 10. Hold on, she can go back and go, go, go, go underneath that one. No, that's one. No, that one's cool, that one. Is that her on the left or right?
Starting point is 00:29:23 That's, bro, couldn. You know which one she is One left got four hand huh? I So I got a predator vibe, but you so goddamn he had to say that I know What it always says to me we just we sit here on quiet and shit dude. She's so bad though Hello, I'll take black girl magic sign me the Hello, take my money. Go. She actresses for down. What does she do? Go. Go. What she do, Malik? She's about she's this she makes money on Instagram. Go up show them this video real quick We'll get off of it and we go leave it. I'll go down. Go down. I'm sorry. I'm only gonna shop at black owned business
Starting point is 00:30:03 What's her name? Brea mom. Support of Brea. I'm only gonna shop at black owned. What are you going? What are you going, Brea? That's all it takes. What are you going to do? Show a KKK member of this profile.
Starting point is 00:30:13 And he's like, ah, they're not too bad. She's so bad. She take the video down. God, what video? Draw. How old is she? She's, oh, right there in the middle, right there in the goddamn box.
Starting point is 00:30:24 Yeah, daddy. Was she in a bathing suit I feel like we've watched this before we're having this I've ever seen this one in my life So I understand look at all these chocolate queens that one get out of here. Oh You watch one brim miles. Yeah, let's get these two out of here. Yeah, okay. Nope. Don't want to see you guys Oh, here she go. Oh wait. She gonna give, hold on. Wait, she gonna give it to you. Turn it on. She gonna give it to you at the end. That's her there?
Starting point is 00:30:48 Yeah, she know that, sorry. Oh, she has flavor too. It's not her, that's not her. That one needs to just get to step in. Nope, flat ass. Look at her, look at her, look at her bro. Nope, nope, nope. Nope.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Something to have a little boost. Oh yeah. She gave it to me for a little bit. Yeah, she gave it to his bullets. Look at style better liked it Did he really? I'm gonna not go I like it I was even Like style better like the yeah Yeah, yeah, okay, we good. know, yeah some people are so beautiful, man
Starting point is 00:31:27 God has his favorites. Oh really does if she has at the front of the line when he's hand out beauty Front of the everything I was in the mid-back. Let's be real mid-back for what the line of beauty I was like me back to the pack. No, no, it depends what you're looking for Yeah, I was okay, it's a pencil. He's standing next. standing next. Yeah, cuz LA mid back or like a Denver mid back. Oh Denver us front row I'm a Denver nine I'm an LA for An LA for
Starting point is 00:32:02 In the back line like it was a crispy cream. You good everywhere. No, I'm not L.A. man. I'm like a L.A. No, you're L.A. No, you're handbags. Six, you're six. L.A. All right, all right.
Starting point is 00:32:13 Now that we've got some dudes walking the street, they're like, oh God. Yeah. No, with a haircut and, you know, I'm saying, you know, L.A. Oh, no, no, no, no. Hey, bro, bro. Hey, hey, hey, bro. And you know Cat cat do seven is great. I know but I give you a seven. I know you gave me six the straight up Sorry, but I roll around with this dude. I see girls just stare at him. I'm a hair
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Starting point is 00:34:31 It looks good. I feel like I like his gap more. It's more of you It's pretty good. I would be so mad at you if you got yours fixed. I can't give you I have a Have you seen that girl on a on the smart perfect smile commercials? Who she's like I used to be made fun of in high school and not anymore and she fixed her gap. Oh really? I lost character girl. You got bullied into fixing your teeth. Hey, so then that makes me a fucking done my gap. Yeah, you don't I Help me fight I
Starting point is 00:35:09 Do LA 10's tough to find it. It's definitely tough. You if you You wouldn't we would be like I would like she like she's a 10 like that girl's a LA Real mom I see some Instagram girls that are 10 there's some girls at the zoo gym that are straight up like Nine oh, yeah, it's you. Yeah, bro, yeah. Right, she's she turned, she turned down Drake, but again, it wasn't Drake Drake. Dude, I would mess my entire life up for her. I would, my life being shamble, bro. I can't believe you say she was okay with you.
Starting point is 00:35:36 No, I know, you know what, the first, ooh, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, come on, which I have a conversation now. I agree, though, the more you look at it, the more you like Jesus Christ I saw a good video with the white paint. I saw a real life with that. She's a little more. She is thinking she you know when you see a girl in scrambling stick she's here in person. She was with DJ clue. She had all these
Starting point is 00:36:01 pants on. Oh, she's dating DJ clue. She was just with him. I don't know, but they pulled off in a way. I know my my rip placement my jeans will be the new style. Oh Girl look at that girl in a background just having a talk Dancing on beat right leave can't what the most you hop around she's she's slow-winding and this girl jumping I know do her the party rock anthem is not playing home And different Look at her land. What do you give me a number? I I don't know guys. Oh my god look at her though
Starting point is 00:36:53 How's that only have 15,000 likes? Well because this is 2016 blow up to listen you don't become a two-eight division champion by not shooting shots You shouldn't blow up to like this and you don't become a two-eight division champion by not shooting shot That's true. This is Follow him as well, but again, you got to be top level. Hold on go back to that look at this dorks comment. I'd rather be smoking with you I love to have a woman like you with that ad I think I wouldn't even think about cheating anyone who cheesed on one like this is just a fool
Starting point is 00:37:21 You can walk in that all day. I won't be tired of it Do you really think she's gonna comment be underscore art underscore 15? She's throwing like this is just a fool. You can walk in that all day. I won't be tired of it. Do you really think she's gonna comment, be underscore art, underscore 15? You just said shoot a shoot. Yeah, that's not really shooting. That's not, that's him jacking off to this picture and then writing a comment afterwards.
Starting point is 00:37:35 God, duh, look at the, oh my gosh. And she hangs around nothing but like dying pieces. But again, look at that old man in the back behind him. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go. That old man jacking it, look at that old man in the back behind I want to go I want to go that old man jacking it look at him. I wonder Wait cat all right I wonder if she knows it's a white boy summer We'll have an update on that later. Oh
Starting point is 00:37:58 You give me my number share get it off Hey Get it off Listen me hey God take it off. God. She's fine. Yeah, that's a 10 apologize girls that are listening. That's a 10 close of things Girls that are listening that's a 10 Now what I'm saying that because you a girl. Yeah, I want you to give me my number. Are we talking LA or general LA? general LA and then we'll go general really go let's go we'll go LA then we go midwest yeah fear I would say LA let me set up yeah yeah set up let me know when you're ready yeah smile now and remember you don't know him okay I don't know him I don't know him She fell it she fell it She fell Don't let it go She fell it all the five I'm gonna give myself a five
Starting point is 00:38:54 Hell no LA five we five We five together hey what's five plus five We five together. Hey, what's five plus five? Ask the team she's in the turn. Should be like, dog, you are seven. I'm like, yeah, but my friend are three. Come over. So yeah, what's in your mind? I think in LA, if I'm going very objectively, I would say Malik's a six both of you are fives. I think regularly you would be like an Like a six LA in LA. I'm with cat on this
Starting point is 00:39:34 Yes, I have your six maybe a seven if you're not bad I feel like an LA six is already killing it if you're in LA like five and above you're fine Six is already killing it if you're in LA like five in above you're fine Absolutely regular if I saw you on the street like I was back home in San Jose I'd give you a seven I'd give you a seven I'd give you even maybe an eight Okay, just like San Jose Okay, just like San Jose like San Jose San Jose San Jose what happened man? The technic
Starting point is 00:40:08 There's a fine dudes in the bag. I will say they're all right. Okay, you I'm an eight and San Jose and he's a seven. Wait, why are you doing this? Don't worry, we're eight together. Why are you doing this? And now it's a nine and San Jose. Now it's a nine instead LA what do you give chin and LA in LA I'd give What Chairs I
Starting point is 00:40:49 No No, I'm not saying to no one's ugly I really say I think it goes four five six Your personality's attention That personality ten Your personality is attention. That person out here, you can't ask shit for it. We see you on your vlogs, shit for it. I'm saying if you don't know anybody in here, would you do a double, don't be person to do a double take on this.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Maybe me because I'm so big and then definitely Malik. He has a handsome face. I feel like shit for you. You're not double take on this. Here's the name, shit. Hella has like a very very like friendly person. I can't.
Starting point is 00:41:47 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So he goes yo, what would you give those guys? We almost need someone not in on the show to rank. Yeah, we need some people to know. You need objectively. And also, we could have Instagram do it, but our fans kind of know us. Yeah. You could be like, hey, what would you give Malik in LA? How would you say that's real, Miles? She don't know us. Yeah, we should do like our best pictures.
Starting point is 00:42:23 We should go around Malco whenever they have new interns coming. Oh yeah, they're gonna say something like that our best pictures go around Malcolm whenever they have new interns come in Kind of work for me to so they Yeah, I'm not I'm not 11 I can call my friend. I look just like brim miles. I had a step Now she but again, she doesn't know y'all and she and I had a step on a scale so she's super chill I'm oh you show me her yeah her and she's like up there with Brie Miles you think yeah you think what she's up there with Brie Miles you think she yeah she is you think I think so well let's have them vote okay bring her up
Starting point is 00:43:02 to you're right you're right you're right was unfair. You guys are eights in San Jose Now that I really think of it. You're right. You're absolutely came to your senses. I've been a San Jose a r a t a r t r c. Yeah, yeah All of we just did it. We just know. I don't remember her name though. Oh god Well, I can even get a double take. Yeah, you can get that, that was something. You get a double take. Double take to hard.
Starting point is 00:43:28 It's hard to come by a double take. I get that. Yeah, I can do you a double take for people. And you're like, you can't normalize them. Normalize them. It's a baddie, I'm like, a-r-t. I don't even double take, I just stay on it. Yeah, you know immediately.
Starting point is 00:43:41 I'm a whole day, you're not gonna be happy. You're not gonna decide. I should say. See, I do the creepy, creepy nectar. You know immediately And I'll hit Okay, I can call right now. Oh, she's bad. Oh, that's that fake jet, too. I like that shit. That's a big shit. I like that shit. I like that shit. And she's a nurse. She's a nurse. Yeah, she's a nurse.
Starting point is 00:44:09 So she's like, take care of people. And she's not, oh, take care of you. So yeah, we'll call it. We'll call it. Ooh, she's up there. Yeah, she's up there. Yeah, what's with the girl? I love 72.
Starting point is 00:44:20 Who's my soulmate? What's her name? Brea, Brea Miles. Brea Miles is 10. She had nine and a half. Okay. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. She's like, oh, she's up there. That picture is right. She's a nurse. Yeah, she's a nurse. God. She's a dog. I feel sick. Call this out. And we can call and she can judge it. Dude, I would let her give me the vaccination. She's so fun.
Starting point is 00:44:38 Damn. What's she even know? Okay. She's a nurse and training. But I, um, yeah, but we can call her unbiased LA. You just said LA now Why don't you just text her like white boys? Yeah, yeah, she oh bro She takes a picture of me right now. So next you do her, okay, actually She fell so tapies all She's all a three She's like white ways in my time I got study You send me a highlighter
Starting point is 00:45:20 Okay, actually, yeah, I gotta find it. Yeah, okay, all right. We'll do that. Well, how about we do that because I have Right now I'm at the worst shape in my life. I want to go I want to go with my pictures Brand is about it, but no, so we should actually have pictures that we like and then put them up Okay, you can't be from last more than a year ago. Yeah, no you can't be here me like you know this like Yeah, give us one from cheerleading. We're all skinny Well, let's just take a picture of the thing Here's me in the UFC eight years ago Hey, like it's so funny what a girl is got you like looking at my best picture forget about my right now, buddy
Starting point is 00:45:59 Dude she also I'll send a fucking right now pick. I don't care I'll take fucking prowess. I'm proud of you working I'm my shirt off. You're saying King the sting Chris and you are god damn muzik. Yeah daddy. I left Yeah, daddy started working out, too. You know what a goal. This is a goal of mine I want to be up. Yeah, it's you yep. We're about two years away from that damn that two years you Do those two guys that we walked into oh Yeah, they were fun. I fucked up their video. Yeah, yeah, I'm shot Yeah, the redo it. Yeah, damn it man. I'm so sorry guys
Starting point is 00:46:33 I'm so sorry. I just need a medicine ball With two years away from it Maybe yeah, maybe yeah, I say a year a year. I want to be able to take my shirt off in Maybe yeah, I say a year a year. I want to be able to take my shirt off in Zoolco. Yeah, I'll do that. The people will blow up. And I only have to worry about my lower half to be sit. Oh, yeah. Now you saw the quads. I took a picture of my quads. Oh, yeah, he took a real bro. A bit. Do you mind? I'll show chins. It's chinsent. DM that baddie this.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Damn, that baddie. You know what I'm saying? I know where it's I Did you do your picture your my I got a weird dad he's like The wife he's on the other pictures I Tell I like yo somebody go I go lie. I was impressed. This one forget some I had my shirt off. I'm almost at 196 But you always take your shirt off. That's true. So you you got it. I need to get there. You get you know what I'm saying? Yeah, bro. I believe in you. Oh you listen, it's gonna be like one year. Honestly. I don't believe it too Cuz you're all working. You know me. I believe in you hard work. I'm your medication. I'm your personal cheerleaders Hard work. Once I heard of flip bro. I swear to God as soon as you can take your shirt off I hit a flip you hit a flip. Yeah straight up back flip you straight up back flip Yeah, it's coming oh
Starting point is 00:47:49 Yeah, Rick wants okay, okay send the two girls Now now you guys are the top we got to work on that a little bit. We got to work on a top. What do you mean? You want them to have a teardrop? I want to hit it, you exactly. It's a monsoon down there, Daddy. That shit is a thick raindrop of muscle. And it was true. I definitely can't send you a picture like that, right? No, no, no, no. That's a swamp.
Starting point is 00:48:16 That's a kind of a thing. You know, the pants, the anaconda, Dad. Oh, hold on. You've always had good legs. Yeah, you already did. It's like, you're not like that. That's from all the shit we've been doing in Mark. I write bikes all the time, but.
Starting point is 00:48:28 I had shows on yesterday. A lot of people said I was getting bigger. Haters will say it's Photoshopped. Hmm. That's it. That's from Jay's phone. That's a baby phone. That's a baby good phone.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Yeah, that's a good phone. That's a good phone. Yeah, you got them there. If you're crashing a plane, eat them thighs, dog. That's what you do. Eat them thighs. eat them thighs dog Me die first daddy I Mean he usually says eat a mass first. So that's kind of better. Oh usually say that
Starting point is 00:48:53 Yeah, usually goes out a lot of meat in the ass Oh, why don't you say like that? There's a lot of meat in the ass You said like that. Everyone knows your glutes have the most of them a lot of meat in this Yeah, like that like that that ass jerking get home fellas ass jerking Go home. God happy. Yeah, bro. I'm good on that. But yeah, I feel like I feel bad for you, chain You know, LA for you. No, you know, you know, I'm You like appreciate that What do you think you are, Chin? I'm not gonna tell myself
Starting point is 00:49:24 Want to know your thoughts. I think when I when I'm in like my best shape? I'm not gonna tell myself. What do you think you are? I wanna know your thoughts. I think when I'm in like my best shape, and I do my hair, if I grow my hair out to you, do you know seven? No, I'll give myself, I think I'm an L.A. student. I'll give myself a 75. Oh, see, then you're made. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:49:39 No, plus I'm super tall for an Asian. I think that helps. That helps. That helps, you're tall. Yeah, that we're adding all that into it Exotic All that goes into this I know, I know
Starting point is 00:49:49 Yeah, what do you give Jenna? Jenna's LA scale LA scale? LA or Miami? Just keep it in the way LA might have such good looking people So wait, wait, we didn't have a Miami great Is it different from LA?
Starting point is 00:50:02 It's pretty similar I think it's similar The women in Miami are like it's tough I have you like the bodies are just they don't compare If you want That doesn't that doesn't that doesn't change that you like no Package she said the whole package. She said the whole This this starts here. It's such a face to send out. Yeah, okay We didn't put on there's nothing wrong with your body. However looking at your feet
Starting point is 00:50:37 We can tell your feet are fucked up from mile away. Are you seriously? Why is there not bushing? You have a gray body. Sus feet. Your body's good. Everything about you up into your foot. Everything about you up until your foot killing it. You're not looking at my feet if you're a girl. If you have sandals on with it. I don't wear sandals. I was supposed to do that. Yeah, those men against cars. I have sandals with socks. That's going gonna lower your score We were talking about if I was on a beach. I like how he we were so just on the flights With the
Starting point is 00:51:22 My hero hanging out the Either way, I'm just saying what would out all day. My hero hanging out the night. Either way, I'm just saying it. Wait, would you say you were worth for LA? Six. I think I'm gonna give myself a seven for LA. Hell yeah. I think LA I get myself sick.
Starting point is 00:51:33 I like your confidence. You as personality, you got a factor all at it? No, you got it. You just look, dude. Again, person I, he's a 10th. But we know he's not an LA 10, right? We know he's not a 10th. Oh no, I'm not a 10th. Nobody's a 10 But we know he's not LA 10 right? We know he's not a 10. Oh, I'm not a 10 nobody's great. I'm out of LA Nobody's dead you LA he's an LA 10, but you can call himself a 10. No, he said a 7 I said 7 I get a little bit of a lay 7. That's high. I get myself a 6
Starting point is 00:51:59 So he can be higher. He can be higher than you that's a C That is a C. No, that's seven out of 10. That's a good score That's a B for LA. Yeah, I think for LA. Yeah, okay, so I'll give myself a B You give yourself a C. Yeah, yeah, yeah, can't you give yourself a white? Six no, yeah, give myself a the amount of bad bitches in LA like it's not necessarily like a diss to me It's just like the The core is so crazy. Better than me. Oh, the malloc.
Starting point is 00:52:27 I just I mean just in this room. I was fucked. You're gonna think of it. You're gonna look time. No pause. No.
Starting point is 00:52:42 No, the time. No, you got if you want to know. You want things of time. You're time. No, that's it. Huh? You want to take the Time I love you We're fives in L.A. Don't bad day What a buzzer seven bro you what you're sending us out of us out of like out out of our friends Yeah, the person that we know that's like a pop in or whatever whatever I'd say I'd say Delia's a seven Seven he's body though better looking at the L. Yeah, you think yeah, we have that long hair feels good looking two man
Starting point is 00:53:16 He was a good love Theo You know what Theo and Chris are seven I Say Theo's a seven what are you Brian? He was good looking guys? Brian for 52 is a nine. Yeah, Brian's a nine. Well, he's 50 here. He's here. He's here. He's here. He's here. He's here. You got really that thing. That's it. Oh, he's damaged. Good. You know what I'm saying? He's damaged good Branson Frank Rill is a nine oh
Starting point is 00:53:52 10 he's a 10 Frank Rill Frank's up there. He's a Niner Frank's up there. Okay That's it. That's all we know. What is Jake in LA? Oh Jay shot you know what I'm a stand up. I love guys. That's my guy. I give him a seven.
Starting point is 00:54:08 That's your brother. That's your brother. So you know, J has been looking like a... No, they said that. We should also do this. You think J is better looking than Brennan? Oh, I'm just saying that. Why are you doing this scoring right now?
Starting point is 00:54:22 I'm keeping a mental tap. You don't know each other. It's fucking tough. Out of our friends, I'd say Pratheor Chris is the best looking out of the group. I'll put Brian up there. Santino's a five. There's a red hair. This is a dinner is in. Oh yeah, Chris is a body like a fucking history teacher.
Starting point is 00:54:44 Chris, Chris is a here's a body like a fucking history teacher Chris, he faces a This includes that's why that's why Malax. That's why Malax. Oh, hi. That's why you're squashed down What about Stevie? Stevie Blue. Stevie is an A. Stevie's small though. Yeah, he's doing it. Stevie's small guy. High man.
Starting point is 00:55:22 Nothing to do with it. No, height man. High man. Small guy. Girl, you should be sure about it. No, hype maps. hype maps. Does it? Small guys, you don't care about hype? Oh, no. What? What? Stevie's like, he got that face in big dick.
Starting point is 00:55:31 Because if he, because being that small, being that small, you seen his little foot. You Steve, you know I love you. You seen his little foot. I'm free. I tell him that all the time. I said, if he was six feet, he'd never look in my direction. Now he's still wood cat.
Starting point is 00:55:45 No, Stevie? Yeah, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,
Starting point is 00:55:55 he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's't but let's be real Bro Justin three Shout out to the way good pocket Crew steve is the best looking okay Talik okay, like they're like we have a great time. We'll get out you and our five okay And Texas is a lot of sudden the hospitality down there, so it's like yeah First and now you got affected at the Texas likes big dudes though, so there's that yeah
Starting point is 00:57:04 We're big dude. Yeah, so so there's that yeah, we're big dude Yeah, so y'all done Texas and Texas. We're sevens in Texas. Yeah, I get it. Okay, you see some times with some big burly Yeah, yeah, the but it isn't gravy, but it Miami, but it Miami Miami three Miami ever one so yeah, Justin Yeah, Stevie and then what's Mark because Mark coming Austin? Yeah, that and then what's Mark? Because Mark's coming in Austin. Oh, yeah, that's beautiful motherfucker. Mark, I'd say Mark's a L.A. He's probably L.A.
Starting point is 00:57:30 He's body dumb. Yeah. He has that long hair, but he's a, you gotta like hit that flavor. Yeah, if you don't like that flavor, like I'll show some girls in there, like, oh my god, he's hideous. He shows some, like, oh my god, he's gorgeous. Because you know what, he looks like, he looks like the witcher on Netflix that guy with the silver hair Built up he it was the actor who played Superman Henry Cavill I believe oh yeah Oh, I love Superman
Starting point is 00:57:59 Just wait for that's the type of look that mark has Looks like he could be on game of thrones or some shit. Yeah. No, yeah. Oh, that's all right But hold on is that mark though? If you're telling me Mark can be his stun double. You're That's mark that is mark. Yeah, that's just so Mark LA eight LA. Yeah, he's depending on what you're into because either eight or two and you're eight you ate all around you Thank whatever Thank you, but I'm not any I'm not I want to be with the guys. That's not much. I want to be a seven
Starting point is 00:58:33 You want to be a seven? I'm with the round little weight. I am I'm gaining 186 Don't wait don't drop yourself to a seven What do you mean if you put some weight a bit seven? I'm gonna put a weight here But like I'm gonna get to a guy you'll be a 10 though you put something weight a bit seven I'm gonna put it on weight, yeah. I'm gonna get to it. I'm gonna get to it. You don't fucking, I'm gonna get to it now. You'll be a 10 though, you're gonna be a real muscle. I'll be a 10.
Starting point is 00:58:50 What would Justin be if he got like shredded, which I was trying to encourage him to do? If he, with that face? If he got really, I was like, dude, oh, she's talking about my, oh, shit, you said it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 00:59:03 that's elephant in the room. I think he's making great. That's elephant in the it no that's elephant We're all thinking I said what's Justin Y'all took it upon yourself you But you know, you know you fucked up right? Hey, Justin, you know what you were doing. You know Justin's not here to. You know what you were doing. You know Justin's not here to. Brittany Batman is, like he's like Mark. Yeah, he's different and like it,
Starting point is 00:59:33 it's a different vibe with Justin. You gotta be into it like Mark. You gotta be into that look. Mark Shredded though, you know? Justin got a lot of tattoos. Yeah, you gotta, yeah. His fashion is great. Quaint, dress is great. Sh. Yeah, you guys. That's what I do. Yeah, yeah. His fashion is great.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Quite dress is great. Shoes. Shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, That's not gonna be all physical like that this on you like actually your statue look like you like is a thin frame Yeah, he always have a fresh haircut or not by the way we saw him is there more cozy. Yeah, the loose Shades pop I said not give you his like He's trying to do some whole series He said I
Starting point is 01:00:27 Got a way for an hour But Jen you don't really know Justin. What would you give him? Yeah, you go Yeah, I'll get I'll say most everyone's five You know enough's in your voice is not. That's right. Yeah, that, you know enough. He's got swagger too, so that, I feel like that has to count. That's back there's that look, but it doesn't. He's not tall. He said, what is the whole package then?
Starting point is 01:00:55 Thank you. Are you moving the goal? Just looks, toad it, fucking head to toe, just physical looks. So there's no swaggy. So it's a head shot and you put it on a wall. No, it's a wall. So we're casting agents. We don't, we put it on a wall I'm a We're casting agents. We don't we just look gone like this. Oh, we all in speedos or something like that So you just dress regularly just regular everyday clothes. Okay, and you you look at Justin
Starting point is 01:01:15 What would you give him you're a cast under a four or five? Shippee-ah Shippee-ah, I'm looking at you now. I'm not my math is This is like American I don't know what would you give them though. Yeah, come on dog Randy Randy What I give Justin? For real? Listen to the pod. No, you want it?
Starting point is 01:01:37 I feel like someone's gonna send it to him. I don't right. Good. Hey, your friend's talking about you. He'll okay. What I give Justin? Yeah, wait, cut a Justin. Without the swagger.
Starting point is 01:01:47 Yeah, without the swagger. Like, let's say you had a sister and she was like, man, I want you to hook me up with somebody. And she let me see a friend you go on the road with. And then you showed her Justin. And take her right to the outlet first. No, it's not about me right now. It's about Justin.
Starting point is 01:02:02 When I take her to Justin. Yeah, you're like, and she was like, Oh, what do you give him? What you know? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I gave my seven you're full of shit. Oh, that's your boy. That's a boy to an LA seven because I know just an LA seven You know if I said six six you give me six I give a six I give a three You know I give a three and there's nothing wrong. I am preaching you being honest though This game works what you give just the same time Yeah, he killed it as a three What you give just the same time. He killed it as a three. What you give him a three?
Starting point is 01:02:47 You give him a three. That's right. And I like the truth. That's fucked up. But let's give him a cat. I trust me. I trust me most. I'd say I'd give him.
Starting point is 01:02:55 You would give him no three. I'd give him a four. Honestly, I'd give him a four. No, he got to be a five. He kills it. He kills it. Here's the thing. I think it's impressive that
Starting point is 01:03:06 him with us giving him all these like lower scores, he still pulls girls left on it. I pulled some more girls on the news. Yeah, no issues. Pulls more holes than anybody. So in my mind, it's more impressive. Yes. It's much more impressive.
Starting point is 01:03:19 So you say like, okay, if you saw them, like, uh, but then you, but then you, but then you, you're like, oh, absolutely. Yeah, he is gay. Justin's one of those guys. He's funny. He's a great person. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:29 It's okay. All right. Chan. Yeah, what do you mean? I mean, I'm going to be straight up honest because you're not just. Yeah, no, just please. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:38 Okay, did she already give them a 4? Yeah, I would say it's tough to do. Just do it. I want to go 5, but I'm gonna go 4.5, if that matters. That's what I'm gonna guess between. 4.5, 4.5 is good. That's fair.
Starting point is 01:03:53 I'll give him a four, yeah. Malik? I'll just say it, boss. I always said seven at first. You said seven like a jackass. Which is just unrealistic. Yeah. And you're also not used to that, but his face.
Starting point is 01:04:02 No, I didn't mean it. No, because it should be. No, you said what's just, and you said that face. No, yeah, you did say that. I didn't mean that no cuz it's a chip. They said what's Justin said that face No, yeah, you didn't say that well, I didn't even say it you said that face. You know, that's my guy Hello, Tom on that can we cut that? Um, I'm saying this we can't Listen, we just gonna be mad at me should be more mad at you I said nothing Well, it's beyond is what the, it doesn't fit his face.
Starting point is 01:04:25 I tell him that straight, I'm like broke, take the glasses off. Right, and with the glasses off he has like a unique look above. Super unique. Watch Justin not be on the next row day. Yeah, he's like, man, fuck it all. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. You're three. That's how y'all treat me.
Starting point is 01:04:42 How come you don't treat me? Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. You, man, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Three! That's all you three! How can you try y'all to make me... You momma! That's a f**k three! You did slow a three! You did slow a whole ass! You did slow a whole ass! You did slow a whole ass!
Starting point is 01:04:54 You did slow a whole ass! You did slow a whole ass! You did slow a whole ass! You did slow a whole ass! You did slow a whole ass! You did slow a whole ass! You did slow a whole ass! You did slow a whole ass!
Starting point is 01:05:02 You did slow a whole ass! You did slow a whole ass! You did slow a whole ass! You did slow a whole ass! You did slow a whole ass! You did slow a whole ass! You did slow a whole ass! Five that's fair. That's fair. That's fair. All right. You don't think we sixes. No. All right. I've seen sixes All right, what do you got for Kern of it? Oh Go from here. I know Kern of that's no All right Okay, so there was a article released recently saying that Emma Watson stormed off of the set of Seth Rogan's film
Starting point is 01:05:24 What was it called? This this is the end? This is it? Emma Watson stormed off of the set of Seth Rogan's film. What was it called? This is the end, this is it. For that scene where, have you guys seen the film? Is that where the first thing that happens is the end of the world, all these celebrities are in it, all these comedians. So Emma Watson had a pretty big role in the film.
Starting point is 01:05:43 And what ended up happening was there was a scene that ultimately ended up happening was there was a scene that ultimately ended up getting changed and it was the scene at the end where Channing Tatum is in like this leash and harness and like this sex mask and it's like asses out. He's like Danny McBride's pet basically. Yeah, yeah, it's great. Emma Watson was supposed to be in it but then as they were changing what that scene was going to become, she said she wasn't comfortable with it, walked off set, and headlines made
Starting point is 01:06:08 it seem like she was being a diva. And so Seth Rogen actually came out and said that it wasn't her fault. They talked about it, and it just wasn't something that she was comfortable with because they changed the scene. But they were cool afterwards. Yeah, they were cool. So she's leaving. She was like, I don't want to do that.
Starting point is 01:06:22 Yeah, and then she helped come back, promote the movie and everything. But pop pop rocksy and the media made it seem like she was being the diva. So why is it so quick to call someone me while these motherfuckers want even on the set or know anything? Yeah, and it's years after this movie was made or released. Yeah, I'm like, did this movie come out a long time ago? Yeah, a long time ago. Yeah, it kept a great movie. It kept it hard now, right? No.
Starting point is 01:06:42 Oh, it was probably a good movie. Oh, I'm like, it kept it hard. It's not in there. It's a great movie. Yeah, it kept a hard now, right? No. Oh, it was probably a good movie. Oh, I'm okay. It kept a hard son in there. It's a great movie. The scene where Rihanna slapped the shit out of Michael Seru was real. Yeah, it's great. Haven't seen that afterwards? Yeah, she dies.
Starting point is 01:06:53 Yeah, but what happens was when they were filming the scene, Michael Seru is like, oh no, you can slap me as hard as you can, Rihanna is like, are you sure? He's like, yeah, so the slap in the movie is a real slash slap. Slap slap slap. And she slapped him so hard that afterwards, you couldn't couldn't record anymore he's just laying down on the set damn real what's that fucked up he's like wiped out harder and a little boolsy slap I don't know if it's not hard not that hard but it was it's hard it's hard it's a hard slap by real oh yeah it's great cuz he's he gets all he's on drugs
Starting point is 01:07:21 and he starts hitting on her he's like flabbering we're my boy Michael Sarah anyway super bad oh yeah he grabs her ass cuz He gets all, he's on drugs and he starts hitting on her. He's like, slapping on the bottom. Where my boy Michael Sarah at anyway? Superman, Superman. Oh yeah, he grabs her ass because he's on drugs. He's like trying to get fucked up. How's it going, you know what, Jay? Yeah, I don't think I'm actually met you.
Starting point is 01:07:35 I'm a Mindy King. I'm really not a baby. You know what I mean? Thank you so much for saying that. Oh my God, if I don't fuck Michael Sarah tonight, I'm gonna blow up. Oh, leave it. Look, he's throwing all this coke.
Starting point is 01:07:43 He's like, I just, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight.
Starting point is 01:07:52 I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight.
Starting point is 01:08:00 I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the mic on Sarah tonight. I'm gonna put the nice cheese, baby. That was the part that they were looking for. Nice cheese, he really slept her. No, he slept her ass like kind of lightly, but that was like, she slept the shit out of him.
Starting point is 01:08:13 Because he was like, oh, great job. Rihanna's a 10. Oh, it's about a 10. Rihanna's 10. Oh, absolutely. Does anyone else ooze sex like Rihanna? No. Not like Rihanna, Rihanna's different.
Starting point is 01:08:24 She just such a bad, bad-y in bed I bet. She's that person who's like, I would let her fuck my man and it's perfectly fine. I encourage. That's yours. Yes, that's my Rihanna. Yeah, I mean, there you go. Oh, that's a good question.
Starting point is 01:08:35 I would want to fuck Rihanna. Anyone who's sex like Rihanna? Maybe Cardi or Meg the Stanley? Yeah, but did not want that level. I just said the least different about Rihanna. I don't know what it is. the styling a little bit like you see her And she's always talking about her ass and stuff and she can twerk some of the bees At cardi you can put cardi's be a stripper. She talked about drug and dudes and stealing from
Starting point is 01:08:57 She's talking about how to get my teeth fixed cuz no she said she was worried getting her teeth fixed She's she thought it fuck up her head game. Oh my god. That turned me that sex right there. Yeah You know, no no compete with Rihanna. No Rihanna. You see like oh dog. Mm-hmm. It's my dick joke As six get the jumping Okay, yeah, sorry, so this video is going viral. I believe this was recorded at the end of 2020. It's an elevator footage from Soeede's old apartment building that she used to live at in North Hollywood. This clip is basically, it seems like they got in some sort of altercation.
Starting point is 01:09:35 The video starts where Soeede is like, she swings on Kuevo and misses. She runs back to get this like orange suitcase or or something tries to run out of the elevator. Quavo then grabs her, pulls her back in and they both fall. And people are speculating that this was an abusive relationship and that's why they ended up breaking up. Besides the cheating. It's his video game.
Starting point is 01:09:58 His video stuff. Oh, she tried to hit him. He moved. And then he's like, man, come on here. Oh, give him my game, man. Oh, wow. They are not doing well. No. Ah, I wouldn't say that.
Starting point is 01:10:08 Yeah, I wouldn't say that. I'd say it's a toxic relationship, but I wanted to receive it. I don't think he's abused. Because if he wanted to, he could have done more. Well again, that's the only way to sing that. Well she's the one that's swung at him. And then he ran in there because she's still in his video game.
Starting point is 01:10:20 That's a call of duty. Call of duty, yeah, it's called duty. Don't play with me like that. What she's doing now is she's potentially, she's really hurt. Yeah, laying on the ground. Oh, he saw the camera, that's a call of duty. Call a duty. Yeah, it's called duty. No, play with me like that. What she doing now, she's potentially, she's really hurt. Yeah, laying on the camera. Oh, he saw the camera, he's like, fuck. He's like, man, come on.
Starting point is 01:10:29 And then this will fuck. And then when she walks out of the elevator at the end of this clip, she's kind of limping out. Ooh, that's right. But as of now, I don't think either of them have addressed this particular video, because it was just- It's an older video.
Starting point is 01:10:44 It's an older video. Yeah, they were still together during this time it was the end of 2020 and I don't think either of them have ever talked about being in like a physical she's a bad deal with each other it's just like they said it was cheating so I don't really know what to make of it with this relation also he was on the fire because Migos got into a fight yesterday. Oh really just an LA boy Just because me go the guy who runs that meme page right yeah, he was be the beat him up and Jay and I was talking I like how down there with each other. I was you never see them when they're about to jump Joe Biden Joe Biden on it. Oh, yeah, like what you gonna do that man?
Starting point is 01:11:20 Dude that was that the I was I was I don't know it was the Grammy's because I was also working. Yeah, I'm there as a big deal. Yeah, that was like the complex Yeah, yeah, and we goes like what Dan what you gonna do them and they all through them like Yeah, they're like you're about to jump. Yeah, they all of them got up all of them got it I love how down there for it's because two brothers and a cousin. Yeah, and they're like Mm-hmm. If you fuck with one you fuck with all three Is there a video? No, it's no video now Jay and I was ranking who has the best hands now He said offset and I say take off because his name take off. Yeah great name Okay, and then we go quave We know all of that dates cardie B right? Yep, so we can heat she he street doing we hear he swings first
Starting point is 01:12:06 Yeah, I'm saying. Yeah, he pre street Joe Joe button crazy though and What yeah, Joe button big? He's kidding. He's skinny. He's taller. Joe button's not small I was like he's dead. Oh, set is six one. I didn't know that Yeah, I think Joe button's called it looks like he's only serious. I said that it was like six four and he's also looks jacked Joe button. Yeah, no, buddy. Yeah. I see him. He's like skinny fat.
Starting point is 01:12:29 You're tripping bro. Oh, apparently his podcast they broke up. The two co-host on the show. Oh, that was a good podcast. I love that podcast. They're great. But I guess the other two, there was like some real issues as far as paying shit.
Starting point is 01:12:42 And then they decided they like, they boy-cotted the show and they just didn't show up Hey, so you ever seen a video where Joe buttons a fan throws a A brick at Joe button and he's chasing them. Oh Yeah, yeah, he was I hope they figured out this and then Podcast what's when there's fame and money involved to get some dice Come on, mom your boy knows it firsthand people get famous and people change So I'm I'm I wonder what really happened with that. Well, mom did they feel like they were more to the story or they felt like they needed more
Starting point is 01:13:17 I don't I don't know what happened. We could talk to mom. You know mom was on that podcast mom His guy. The black guy. The black guy. Yeah, there's the white guy in the black guy. The black guy, yeah, that's what I'm saying. You don't Maul when to fight him.
Starting point is 01:13:31 Exactly. He kept fighting him. And then your buddy thought, didn't think you were serious, and he was like, oh, you're serious. We gotta take a break, man. Like, we shouldn't be fighting each other. Can we have Maul on?
Starting point is 01:13:46 Yeah. Yeah, you know, yeah, sometimes But my favorite on there you know he's not It's tough because I like that dynamic yeah, and yeah, it's a chemistry that That's what I say, yeah, yeah, like I like it's gonna be tough for Joe Bunn just to carry on with two other dudes Chemistry is what make both of you do is one of the leave. They're both left. They wasn't in pain. They're not on there Oh, is that we see Joe but Joe says it's not a payment thing but again That what you go to you gonna. Oh, what's he I don't I don't have Twitter. Oh, okay He's basically saying that's complete bullshit that was Jake. It's all about money
Starting point is 01:14:21 Well, he was he said like basically is so much factor then like yo He ain't really going to debt, but he's like yo, that's not the issue is more his money Yeah, of course is money. That's what like under the tweets underneath again. That's Twitter But Joe Biden making money bank to any just on that deal For and they know exactly how much he's making. They're probably like hold up So you put you like come on two plus two is four. Yeah. All right. Good math, though.
Starting point is 01:14:46 No problem. What else you got? I really like to know. This is a quick one for you, Brandon. And Morty is gonna come back for their newest season and it's gonna be releasing on June 20th. Fuck, yeah, my tiger is done. You and Tiger are just gonna watch this.
Starting point is 01:15:01 Well, a bomber is, you know, they try cancelling them. Really? I wouldn't have heard about this. Yeah. Yeah. you know they try cancelling them The world try cancelling so they like what was the reason for it something stupid. It was like a joke that they yeah Yeah, some yeah something stupid. Let me see the trailer though. Mm-hmm Favorite cartoon of all time wait Shh never seen it's too quiet You skipped quiet. I didn't skip it's obviously quiet if it's too quiet Yeah, but you're supposed to say no summer now. It's not quiet enough I didn't skip. It's obviously quiet if it's too quiet. Yeah, but you're supposed to say no summer now. It's not quiet enough
Starting point is 01:15:28 Morning come here. I need you for some bull Police a strange horny ocean man is on my lawn What are they mad at you for anyway? We're talking about me. It could be anything Grab those chains time we raise a little hell. We'll kill her, we'll kill her! We'll kill her! We'll kill her! So did you have the stall excited? Help!
Starting point is 01:15:52 We'll kill her! We'll kill her! Where are we? Are we blades in that one? Tight! Nick! You love me after all! I love her, she loves you, those credits don't transfer. We're touching Rick's stuff. Summer, he said no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's a Rick public your inner your apps obviously. I'm in I never said I wasn't mean either
Starting point is 01:16:39 Yes, you should watch this tonight with your girl watch pickle Rick. What's that? It's one of the episodes Favorite cartoon about time. It's so well done. It's really creative too. It's so clear. It's the most creative cartoon you've ever seen. There's one scene where they get out because the spaceship stop working. Rick tells Morty like, dude, stay in the fucking spaceship. He gets out to help me, get spit by a snake.
Starting point is 01:17:01 And so then they go to the snakes from a world of all snakes. snakes the entire episode is snakes going tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss That type of like Ron she cartoon American dad South Park Kind of Ron cheer I watched you used to watch you watch a big mouth I only watched it when we were in I love big mouth that was a lot of it But yeah, I was cracking up with that Ricky Morty so well done. Okay. All right Yeah, I never watch that there was cartoons grow up now that I realized oh man That's not sad is that sad yeah? I just got another that I really oh man that's not as I said yeah is it your back on I think it's that red and
Starting point is 01:17:46 Stimpy rug rats gummy bears bouncing here and there every way yeah yeah yeah what about you tails yep tail spin you going none of that dragon ball Z Darkwing duck not dragon ball Z darkwing duck Vegeta tj fr cool step by step. That's the right. You watch that shit.
Starting point is 01:18:08 You watch step by step full house family man. I'm trying to think what was my own. Who's the most favorite show? Who was it? You know, I was children. I'm the enough. I used to like a little house on the prairie a lot. I used to like that.
Starting point is 01:18:22 I just watched Bonanza. You, you, you, that's, so that, yeah, that block. You're a fucking dope. You a fool. I Just watch bananas you That block Little house You never fucked with the duct tails are darkwing duck Remember that I could tell you the dangers out to find you I don't even actually don't even remember what duck tails is This is a three nephews of Scruzwick duck They live with Scruzwick duck those kids. Yeah, I don't know what
Starting point is 01:19:01 Scrooge McDuck. They live with Scrooge McDuck. Those kids? Yeah. I don't know what that is. No, yeah, I never see. I can't see. You ever play the video game on Nintendo? I know what it is, but I don't.
Starting point is 01:19:11 I know what things are, but I couldn't tell you anything about them. You know, I got sued by Disney. For what? I made Scrooge McDuck him jumping in, firing the kid shirt. One thing you don't want to do is fuck with Disney. Because it was like a play on words, and I thought I could use it and get away. Really?
Starting point is 01:19:31 Oh, dude. I posted a shirt that sold out in like minutes, but Disney ate my lunch. They don't fuck around. It's Disney. What about when people used to make those shirts with all the fucking like a bugs bunny But he was dressed all
Starting point is 01:19:49 No, no, they were thugs, but they were there what was that what you know talking about though, right? Yeah, but the two guys that were close backwards the two Chris cross Chris Chris cross. Yeah, they're close on backwards And then on the back it was them to same thing. That's what say what yeah There was one of the tunes though. There were one of brothers Disney doesn't got that shit on the rock dog because doesn't even wants to be seen in a very specific way That's why they're suing the company that made a little Nasak shoes. They're suing them down Play with Nike suit them like those big companies don't Yeah, I'm playing Nike suit them like those big companies don't
Starting point is 01:20:30 Yeah, remember that T-shirt was like you see the police warn the brother. Yeah, those were great. I would get those And the flea me up never mind dad about a fooboo shirt. I was like you can't wear this You had a red fooboo shirt as he can't wear You know I'm on Comedy Central this whole week for the 100 Best Rose Moments and Nikki Glazer's the host. My dad's like, that Nikki Glazer. What a gorgeous woman. You ever talked to her? Like, yes, she's cool, dad. He's like, nice person.
Starting point is 01:20:53 Like, why are you asking? That's the one. So your dad likes Nikki Glazer, your mom likes Malik. Yeah. My mom also likes Brian. That's cool. And who likes me? So this is Blake Griffin. Oh, yes, also likes Brian. That's cool. Who likes who likes me? So this is Blake Griffin
Starting point is 01:21:15 Sorry, you were so nice earlier, right? Wait, what do you say? What did you really bother? I'm telling you man. There's something going on in the back You know, just she's single, you know, it's like Griffin, he's gorgeous. Maybe he's like, I think look at him. He's like, that's not so fun. Oh my god, yes. And then he's like, yeah man, let's be fun. And then they drop into this. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:34 Nikki, look at you. You damaged little climber. Way to roast the chicken openly is crushing James Davis and crush her spirit Blake great Blake Griffiths cool spot. Nice guy. I met him in Montreal and JFL He's like, you know, I fuck with your comedy super nice guy really. Yeah, nice. He's nice. Yeah. We got a dope picture together, too Yeah, we got a dope picture together too, one of my favorites. Oh, you want to see a dead body? We might have Rapp4 coming on Friday.
Starting point is 01:22:12 Should we do this? Yeah, do it. Yeah, hold on. Let me check my piece. So this was posted on bar stool. Um, to my understanding, you probably know a lot more about this than I do, but Michael Rapp4 was hired to do some work with bar stool a few years ago, and that relationship ended pretty badly. And after he got fired from bar stool, I guess he made some sort of shirt of like him
Starting point is 01:22:36 fucking Dave Portnoy, and then Dave Portnoy then released a shirt from bar stool saying that like he had herpes or something and there was a lawsuit then file. So what happened is rap from my understanding obviously rap poor is a close friend so from my understanding rap poor was working on bar stool. He started making fun of some of the employees and some of the shows on Twitter but you know rap poor's port. And then Portinoid got mad and then released him, like, was like, oh, we can't have this fired him and then made sure to him as a clown with herpes. So then, rap poor opened, you know, a lawsuit against him as a defamation of character. And so now there's all this beef. And then I, yeah, Barstool posted this.
Starting point is 01:23:23 Yeah, I got, and yesterday I believe it was Barstool and Dave Portnoy released a clip from the deposition that Dave Portnoy had with Michael Rappport's lawyer. Yeah, tossed out in court. Yeah, his case got tossed out and I guess Kevin Durant was talking shit to Michael Rappport as well through DMs. I guess they go back and forth a lot and And micro-rappin port took a bunch of screenshots, posted it online, and people are making fun of micro-rappin port now saying, why would you post a bunch of DMs where Kevin Durant is bothering you in your Instagram?
Starting point is 01:23:56 He lowered up, though, right? I don't know as of now, but Kevin Durant's making fun of him saying, how are you going to let Daveantnoi make fun of you? And then you're gonna call your lawyer this and that he's trying to fight Michael Rappaport as well It's a really fighting but Kevin Durant is gonna win the championship I feel like but it was
Starting point is 01:24:20 We'll solve something with Jay Jay was like what did you want Kevin Durant to do like so Will saw someone with Jay Jay was like what did you want Kevin Durant to do like so the tweet was great To sensitive they care about what the public thinks of them my thing with K.D. Though, dude you have whatever for her million dollars of bank. He's my favorite player But why you shitting on my crap port? But also comes to the Detroit like rap or talk so I wouldn't even make it worth my fucking time No, but he talks so much shit like K.D. and K.D. is online Yeah, KD is online. So it's burner account.
Starting point is 01:24:47 Burner account. Imagine the DM skip Valus get. But I'm saying that he was mad that Kevin Durant didn't do the interview on NBA TNT with Shack and Chuck and all of them. And he was like, I did do it, but he was just like responded like yes and no. And then he was like, you know, it's feelings. And he tweeted that and Katie was like me
Starting point is 01:25:05 You're bitch and that's how I started. Oh, yeah, like him just tweeting. We at rap part in here. We'll see what he says And call me so see he said call me back so see okay Well, they're LeBron. Hey got a stop Yeah, he's on the brunt. Who's he like? I'm saying LeBron you the LeBron oron or KD. Those two best. I guess you honest What you know, I'm saying as far as like big big dogs like this and be hating no that's some if you don't like it Who do you fuck with then rap that's my thing like so who do you like yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Little monster. He's on all the smoke. No next week. Oh, shit. Yeah, who'd be in here?
Starting point is 01:25:46 What does she got you this is an update to white boys summer yeah man I can't hear it I'm a fish I love this guy you know bro that's a six shoot of them. Like the black queens shirts. And what I really want to see is I want to see some white boys and some black queens wearing each other's shirt. You remember me with a knife? Yeah. You're threatening me with a skit.
Starting point is 01:26:17 This is just a taxi with a knife. No I didn't. Did I take it with a knife? Can I put it on my own? Just be a sister taxi with a knife Wait, what is this? Get it? I real Wow Now you try to flip the story Wow Wait
Starting point is 01:26:44 She just attacked me with a knife She just attacked me with a knife. There's the proof she's mad cuz I caught her stealing Well, maybe stop stealing my money Taking my credit cards and charging her That's so much. He's dating or something wait. I do not know. Is that someone she's dating or something? Wait, what kind of question? I do not know. I saw this this morning. And I was like, ooh, that's something. That was a weird video.
Starting point is 01:27:08 Jimmy's checking with the street. My boy summer is not going well so far. It might have to be a thick boy summer instead. Well, we know it's a thick boy summer. So that's his ex. Oh, his ex. Oh, his ex. Okay.
Starting point is 01:27:20 I'm going to everybody's up in arms. He said, white boy summer. Yeah, I don't get it either. I know. Obviously you know what he Jordan most is like, yeah, it's a black dude summer. I don't get what fuck? What is everybody care? He's a white boy. He's saying that. Yeah, what did you say?
Starting point is 01:27:36 Would you rather say man, I'm saying sick boy summer. Yeah, what's he supposed to say? I know that name, Diana Parker. So it's from real then. Yeah, she's That's not good. You know the Parker. Yeah, no Parker. Yeah, I say the name before. So I took back that took place in January 8. Oh, that's old. I guess the video just came out then. Oh, Oh, so be right. Yeah, white boys some of my ass. Oh, they're just still white boys. It's still white boys. Stay strong, Doug.
Starting point is 01:28:07 We should get him on the show. Oh, that'd be great. I'm gonna be a tank. All right, this is a little bit of a downer, but it's also good. So you know about that attack on the Asian woman, just yesterday, Joe Koy posted about it. The guy that look like OJ Simpson.
Starting point is 01:28:22 Yeah, the crazy dude. So he actually, a little background on him. He's caught now and he killed his mother about two decades ago. He's on parole. And he's, yeah, lifetime parole, but then now of course, he's back in jail. He did do some sort of like hate stuff. Yeah, he said like, you don't belong here to the woman.
Starting point is 01:28:39 She was walking to church. Jesus. And then he just randomly attacked her. And the people around him, the building, he didn't do anything. That's the bummer, that's the street I did. That's crazy. Here's the other thing, people are like,
Starting point is 01:28:49 well, he's mentally ill. No, he's a piece of shit, man. We got to quit chalkin' up, everything is mentally ill. He's just a bad dude, man. Yeah, terrible person. Get him off the street. He killed him on the other.
Starting point is 01:28:59 He's a shit. Well, mentally ill, man. Okay, just, we need to get him the right help. No, you need a fucking lock him in a fucking steel cage or put him down. Yeah All right, he beat up a fucking poor elderly lady piece of shit. Yeah, that was a terrible time I mean mental illness we just need him with the right help. No, you don't lock him in there. Let the homies run a train on him And this article is from Peter or IG editor This I have so many thoughts about this too I always wrote a trade on it. And this article's from Peter, RIG editor.
Starting point is 01:29:25 This, I have so many thoughts about this too. So this is a trans woman. She's a model and activist, and then she was, yeah. And then she posted a TikTok saying that TSA is transphobic. I'll just play it for your first. Because what TSA stopped her? Yeah, so let me play real quick. Hold on a sec
Starting point is 01:29:49 Let me refresh Can we talk about how horrible it is to travel well-being transgender sometimes? I always have immense anxiety leading up to going through security and this means that I totally recognize the privilege of having all of my documents correct, so the gender marker on my license for example says female. But going through the scanner, there's a male scanner and a female scanner in the TSA checkpoint. And looking at me, you know, I look like a woman and I am a woman, so that's great. I love having so-so-so-suming privilege when I feel I'm safe, such as in an airport. But going through the scanner I always have an anomaly between my legs that sets off the alarm. And so she asked me if I had anything on my pants and I should return now and she's like, well maybe it's just like the metal on your shoulder so let's scan you again. So I did and then it set it off again and I was like, look I'm trans just pant me down. And her solution was, do you want to be scanned as a man instead?
Starting point is 01:30:41 I didn't, but I ended up doing it and And then my boobs set off the scanner because of course So I tried to make a joke of it. I was like, oh, yeah, there's a lot of plastic in there. It's fine So then she was like, okay, well, we have to pat you down and she was like, do you want a man to do it? I said no Absolutely not So she's upset that the KSA is verse. They're just trying to figure out what to do I think when they see it and obviously she's a a pretty human being They're like, why is there this big fucking stick between her legs? So they're trying to find drugs and, you know, illegal shit.
Starting point is 01:31:11 So I don't think TSA is transphobic. I think they're just trying to do their job. This is weird. You don't want a girl to come through here. We don't see big as dick. Well, listen to what I was waiting for. I was like, okay, okay. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 01:31:24 And then I didn't get the one. That Okay. No. And then I think the one. I thought, yeah. That's not it. And then TSA being like, I do you want a man or a guy? Like, there's a trying to figure out. You're gonna be accommodating, yeah. They're trying to. Especially the thing about TSA,
Starting point is 01:31:34 they have no experiences trans people. So they're like, do you want a man or like, how do we do this? Just trying to figure out. This is the problem, man. Like, let them figure it out. Like, do you want a man or woman? Like, how dare you? Like, I don't I don't fucking know dude like we've never had this
Starting point is 01:31:48 This is a rare occasion for us. We're not trying to be disrespectful Yeah, no, I don't think I don't check that hog in your pants Take that whole like you're smuggling drugs down there daddy Um back into probably yeah, I feel like you're learning to fucking She said her titties. Yeah, they went to a female scanner than a male scanner. So of course, some's going to pop off. A breath, I should say.
Starting point is 01:32:14 Can I not ask questions? Because then because then the cartel is going to go, oh, we can just disguise women as trans and get any drug we want through because America is so woke, they're not going to do shit, they're so scared. That's how it works. A lot of misdow fires at the airport. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:32:32 I would say Joanna Man, but I love that movie. Who's fucking the man? She was talking to the women. Queen James. Okay, this is Luke Bryan, Contrastinger. Yeah, he's great. He went fishing and then got this trouble hook stuck into his finger.
Starting point is 01:32:52 I'll show you a little hold on. It's tough to get out though, because the hook. But check it out, it's in there too. Oh, that's bad. This is a good little mark. We're sure that's in my bone. Well, Russ, my guitar tech, I invited Russ on a fish trip and leave it to me.
Starting point is 01:33:15 I ruined the fish trip, but we'll be back on the water in about 25 minutes. How do you get it stuck like that? I don't know. Oh, it happens all the time. Like even if you got stuck somewhere? Like pulling them out. Yeah, like even if you get stuck on a tree and you try to pull it back,
Starting point is 01:33:30 it'll launch back at you. I'll get you, okay, I'll launch back. Yeah. How do you take it out? It's... I like what it's like, like, cut off the hook part that little arrow. If it goes all the way through, you can do that. Cut it off.
Starting point is 01:33:42 But usually, you take a string. If it's in your hand, you take a string, if it's in your hand, you take a string, tie it against the hook, and then you push the hook down so that the barb is like, it's not as rubbing up as much, yeah. I'd rather just cut the, cut it in there. That's why I went to the hospital, the hospital would do it for you in the problem. Have you had that problem, too? I've hooked myself many times, yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:00 I like a song by Luke Bryan. Which one? I like that uh, Rain is a good thing. Yeah, that's a good song. He's got a lot of Luke Bryan. I like that Rain is a good thing. Yeah, that's a fun song. He's got a lot of fun songs. Yeah, he's great on American Idol. Very nice guy.
Starting point is 01:34:12 So this is Brittany Spears talking about the documentary about her. And then why this is a little weird is because she's dancing while she's saying how much the documentary heard her. First, you can read whatever she wrote here I didn't watch the documentary but from what I did see of it I was embarrassed by the light they put me and I cried for two weeks as well still cry sometimes I do want I do what I can in my own Spirituality with my with myself to try and keep my own joy love happiness every day dance and bring me joy
Starting point is 01:34:42 Not had to be perfect perfect is boring. I'm not here to be perfect, perfect as boring. I'm here to pass kindness. Let's see this. So she posted that, but then she just has this going on. I can't play the music, but so she just posted that and then started dancing like this. She looked crazy. Man, I brought a free Britney t-shirt.
Starting point is 01:35:00 Did you? I feel like a high-tulver. That shit didn't fit, though. Hi. Dude, it was during the hype, and I was like and I was trying to bitch on I was like damn say free Brit Just rewritten What is that? Oh my bad. I was so ready to wear the box. I didn't tell my girls I was like,
Starting point is 01:35:28 they didn't even show it. But they're shit on shit, they're shit being. They're gonna wear it now. Yeah, I gave it to her because I was like, we're okay with this shit. Is that it? It was exo. One more. We all saw this, I think. What? This crazy rap thing.
Starting point is 01:35:44 Have you seen this? I you seen this is insane look at it looks like a homeless guy that taught rats how to do tricks But look I keep coming back Is there music in okay can't do that Watch the first one to tell that with this day. How crazy is this fuck? He just those are his homies trying to make a lot of that's the craziest part damn. That's cool You know me diseases They found like the bubonic plague on rats dude. What yeah, they have all sorts of shit I Still don't get it. I've never been like I can't even get close to a rat. They're cool looking though. They're badass
Starting point is 01:36:19 Yeah, that's pretty dope that is crazy. Yeah a little too friendly with them rats When Austin Texas That is crazy. Yeah, a little too friendly with them rats. Uh, when Austin, Texas, Oh no, when Naples, Florida, April 15th through 17th is Naples, Florida, then Austin, Texas, Volcan, gas company theater, April 22nd through the 24th, get tickets at FATKZ.com But baby, all right, man, we some fives, we out. We some fives. Can't you put everybody going in? Wake up early in the morning, press playin' Let's get it in, cause we rockin' with the fighter And he rollin' with the kids Fighter and the kids, fighter and the kids Fighter and the kids, fighter and the kids T-Fact Kate, put it C on the end
Starting point is 01:37:17 You are now tuned in to the fighter and the kids Pull up that video, chance T-Fact Kate, put it here on the end If you're looking for the new squad, this is it, boy It's Malik B, Chef Pell in the thick, boy Worked, worked, worked, worked, worked Come in hot light, Malik with a curl, renovate Hustle every day, so motivated, you can't stop
Starting point is 01:37:42 Like always going hard, like Chappelle in a March pit Next episode already come on we impatient T-Fa-K R-Me T-Fa-K Nation And we still love you Liz but for now you know we rocking with the fighter and the kids T-Fa-K put a seat on the in bringing Malik and Chappelle Everybody going in wake up early in the morning Press play and let's get it in Cause we rocking with the fighter
Starting point is 01:38:08 And he rolling with the kids The fighter and the kids Fighter and the kids Fighter and the kids Fighter and the kids T-back K, put a Z on the end You are now told in to the fighter and the kids T-back K, Z
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