The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 670

Episode Date: April 2, 2021

The gang talks Shapel's weight loss and new haircut options, big thigh problems, Nick Cannon, adult film scenes, Bhad Babie joining OnlyFans and breaking records, gap teeth beauties, MMA fighter who lost a finger in the cage, annoying April Fools pranks and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Kids Fighter and the kids fight her and the kids Fight her and the kids She fat cake put it see on the end you are now told into the fighter and the kids You got a lot of confidence. Yeah, I know. How long? Yeah, bruh look kind of Yeah, I see a hard I will not put it for me. Yeah. I should have heard, bro. I will not put on a white t-shirt right now. Why? You want to put a white t-shirt over the pool?

Fuck no. I will put on a white t-shirt because I don't, it does, you know, black is slimming, is what I'm saying. You look a skinny urinal. Yeah. I know we was looking at a fucking, a little browse video and was it Sam Marcos?

Sam Marcos? And Chappelle had this like blue oasis sweatshirt on. Is he the one on the side? Yeah, some of the side. Big fat and shit. He looked like that. Oh big. That's what you were like, now I'm 255's like, I'm telling you.

I promise you, Daddy, you're nuts. It was pretty fat. I was like, God damn it. What's that girl, Willie Walker's chocolate factory was she's like, oh, it's all violent. Yeah. He looked like violent on that side. No, they've been some of that. But that's how you know, oh, it's a big, you're all violent. Yeah. You look like violent on that side. No, they've been some of that stuff. But that's how you know, like you don't know

because you live with it every day. You don't know. So I want to take pictures on stage, I got. I know, yeah, I can tell you. I'm a person. You know, because I haven't been like taking pictures of like my progress because I was like, I just want to fucking do it.

Yeah. But I saw that and I was like, God. You know, even I noticed that. I'm like, God, what the fuck is I doing? I doing like when I was at my big play every fucking morning When I was at my biggest you know, I'd hire a photographer for the the shows Like which ones do you like I'd like not just this one? What The fucking one

Watch I just I should put on the background watch this is us and see And why should pale on the side? Look at you bad I didn't know but look at your fail he's different to me I I don't want to get out of shit just bring it on heavy shit Bless the tail We did not barbecue before

Is that Ruben stuttered from American Idol? I don't like it. I'm there, Stovshah. Let's start. Stovshah. Yeah, damn. Let's run. To be fair, Brendan did tell you before any of us did. He did? He did.

Brendan did, yeah. And you tell me right there. Yeah, I tried to be. I don't want a fat shaman like, don't you get big, man? That's how you just, hey, don't you get big? But it means anything.

I can begin, bub. You know how long you always try to make Which I wear lifting No, what it makes sense? That is That is true When you say I'm getting big I'm like damn man You like damn things that I have It's broken season like

Alright Just fucking leave it at that How about Justin Saul Wednesday's podcast like man y'all fuck Oh yeah He said y'all gonna call me unique look. I said to be fair Malibu Brad up your face. He said he said I'm the I'm top two best-looking comedians in the game I was gonna burn up. I was Yeah, I was gonna burn them, but then I was like he suffered

Top two he just went silent. Oh, he else I ran down I'm top two. Yeah, he said it's top two Justin's going through some shit That's like that shitty rapper when they call him a breakfast club and they're just terrible. Yeah, they're just awful I'm the hottest rapper in the game. Yeah, you know, yeah, Charlotte. Charlotte. May's always honest to him Oh, he's like you trash He's like you go don't quit your day job, man. The guy's like, man, fuck you. And they just cut them off. He did it to that one actor. Oh, fuck. Was it a Keith? Oh, Keith, let's say I feel Keith. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I did it to him. Oh, they got beef. Oh, he's from that, uh, Messiah. The black. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, he did

like a freestyle Charlemagne. And it was bad. black, yeah, that's right. Yeah, he did, he did like a freestyle Charlemagne. And it was bad. And he was, Charlemagne goes, that's true. That ain't it. That's true. That's what it got. Quick, you don't need that. That's all too wide, love them.

But yeah, I love them for it. And he sat there and watched the whole time. He was just, that ain't, and he goes, that ain't it. That ain't it. He let them finish it. No, he let them finish it. Hey, is there anything we're still gonna, that ain't it, man. What?

What? You know, he wrote those lyrics like, all night, practicing in the hotel. You know, just can't say, call me out, you know, I'm ready. That ain't it, that's all I say. Did he trust me? I know. I already know from that.

That ain't it. Oh, I disagree. All right, cool. I'm the biggest voice in music. I say that ain't it. You got, yeah, it's a fun, I'm pretty good. As far as Charlem'm the biggest voice in music. I say it ain't it. You got it. It's a fun thing. As far as Charlemagne goes, voice in music, like Kurt, like Rell of the...

Is it? Oh, it's like the breakfast club's big. Yeah, it is big. There's the who-ibo, right? Ibron. Ibron, he's pretty big, too. I mean, I think like breakfast club. I'm not serious.

Ibron's pretty big. And I'm like, he's saying on breakfast club level, like who's... In LA, there's Nick Cannon, big boy. But Nick Cannon really put people on like Charlemagne. Big boy, yeah. Big boy. Big boy's not big anymore. He was like you in that rap video and then now he's like super skinny.

Yeah, he lost his shit a little weight. You know, he's a guy, he has one of those memories. I forget who is like this. But once he meets you once, he never forgets you. Like I mad him at like this. But once he meets you once, he never forgets you. Like I met him at like some random shit. And he's like, oh, what's up, man, we're talking. He's like, all right, he was like, what's your name?

Well, Brent shocked. Yeah, I know you, man, boy. It's five years later, I'm walking and do something. He's like, what's up, Brent and Shawn? I'm like, what? Whoa, that's dope. Yeah, now I'm talking to his assistant. Oh god, damn.

I'm talking to his assistant. They're like, he's like that with everyone, man. He never forgets the name or face. That's fucking dope. I'm like god damn. That's I have the opposite I saw a big one at least how dude he was the biggest boy Damn that's yeah, well big boy big boy man. Yeah I'll tell you what though now that Nick Cannon's back after is After his anti-Semitic rant. Yeah, you go on vacation, but he's killing it.

He's killing it? I listen to everyone. Oh, you know what, I've a routine, I listen to him, and you know, on the mornings driving in, I listen to a breakfast club when I go home. Oh, you do? Oh, you stay on it like that. That's my routine.

You know, Charlie needs to drive me a little nuts to be so anti-white, so it's hard to run. I mean, dude, he calls them ISIS crackers. Like anyone who's white, cause I'm ISIS crackers, I'm a comic hey shit, Charlie, man, you'll be cool, man. Not all of us are fucking race. I was like, what the fuck is this guy gonna say?

You're talking about like, Nick Cannon? Oh yeah, I was like, dude, he's fucking talented. He'll find his fucking way. He'll find his fucking. Wotter, now that's Bob. I mean, I know a lot, he's fucking talented. He'll he'll find his fucking way. He'll find his fucking water now His body. I mean, I know a lot of his shit got fucking taken But it's like while I was coming back they Yeah, and then they still have it wasn't that something that they took away to Regulator. Yeah, he said they stole it from

And in his back he said who stole it from MTV Yeah, because he created all created off. Yeah, because he created it all. He created it all. Yeah. Yeah. But he's a fucking how much does he work? Well, first of all, he, when he got divorced from my carry, got paid. And then he got paid off that. Oh, yeah. Why? Yeah. Cause Mariah Carey. He bet. He had kids. How did he get? Cause she's the richer one. Yeah. Cause she makes more money. Is that what happens through divorce? Yeah. To ever make more money. She's the other. us through the world. Yeah, whoever makes more money That worth 30 minutes. I made a lot of money in our radio shacks

really Radio Shacks He's like he's done all radio Shacks for a while. Oh, I don't know that He's a beast man, so you can get on the tent. The cannon level. What the fuck am I doing man? Yeah? Oh, I saw in the class I think I long he's been hustling dog. Yeah, I watch on the class thing got long. He's been hustling dog Yeah, he's been in it for a minute. Yeah, he's not even think he's 40 yet any as team Nick right is he 40 yet? Oh, check it right now. He's 40 the best pictures when he's at that game and he got he went to African and Jay Z and Beyonce looking at the crazy. Oh really? He's in like oh he is 40 40 damn Gosh

Tim right 52 right 52 and look the look 30 now you want to talk about someone has a List of ladies Nick Cannon. Yeah, really do. I mean name somebody. Does he Kim Kardashian? Oh, yeah? Christina million Sierra there's a Sierra. I think you do Sierra for a hot minute. Oh man, name any hot girls, Nick Cannon's ran through that. God damn. All a while to now girls, that's how you get a job out. What?

For real? I mean, why won't you? No. I'm sure there's parties get pretty loose. They probably keep it very professional. Yeah, but once that shit cuts off, then I do theile and Out party, but that shit is so lit.

You think so? There's so many baddies on Wile and Out? Yeah, come on. Oh, OBJ's current girlfriend used to be a Wile and Out girl. Yup. Wile and Out, Wile and Out girl. Wile and Out, Wile and Out girl. Really?

Wile and Out girl. And you know, he got a Texas to recruit these Wile and Out girls. He does? Man. That's where he gets them? Man, Texas wears that. They have like a tryouts or there goes are you guys doing auditions soon how do you get to be a while in out girls we have bad it's got to be a bad like audition for getting the club at in Vegas basically and which one's OB

J's girl she's not down she's a good old she's an older one you would probably have to look her up instead type Type it low, low wood. Low, low wood. Yeah. She's bad. And she like, yeah, she's like 26. She's in the military too. Oh, that's why she's so tall.

What? That's his girl. Yeah, that's his girl. Dude, Odael Beckham for God's sake. Oh, she's super bad. Is she licekin? I can't tell. I can't tell if she's like put her recon. Something like the Orn Dominican. I can't tell she's like put a recon some like the or Dominican. Oh really? She's bad. Oh my god. That's all we need to know

Yeah, she doing something right. Yeah, got off a while and not so let's just draw your spot But yeah, so he goes Is it too early for this? No Really look at it. Oh man, well that's nice. That's nice. I mean like what the... I mean, that's the...

She was put on this earth for... I'm gonna say that. I was heading for it. I'm gonna say that. I'm gonna say that. You started to put on this earth for I'm gonna know I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that You started just put on his earth Man, cuz To see

Protect our country as a veteran She's a Marine I know she was in the Air Force Oh She was a Oh there they are Look at that Here they are

Here's some stussy I can't She's not here She's out there being good looking people Look at're with the pink care copy of my girl Good My girl Before I see you You can't get it like my girl there you go

I don't know love is tight love is tight dog. All right. Oh, the pink hair is in. Pinky pinky. Oh, that's a cool. So it's great. And that is a, uh, uh, Curly's. Am I allowed to like it? Oh, yeah. Okay. I didn't know if I, I said cool mom. Yeah, I love respect that.

Yeah, I just, I don't respect that. I just don't know if I should come to tell you this. Mom, I want my hair like the, the, the, the United States flag colors. Red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, that the United States flag colors. Red-white blue. Oh, fuck. That's what kids think of it, man. Yeah, I want my hair like that.

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Buyraycon.com slash Tfatk. You ever got your hair? That's a pop style. Yeah, I've got it, man You ever know your hair? That's a pop song. Yeah, I've done it, man. Oh, you do? Yeah, I had a bleach spawner. It was like a mint blue. Yeah.

When? What years ago? Right, six years ago. Before you were like, now, No, I don't know. There it is. That's not mint blue.

What? It was like a platinum mint blue. That is not blue. Oh, that's not blue. Platinum mint blue bro that is fucking Taron what you want, brin, how you see that? If then it but it fucks you I went to a weird blonde because I said the old studio I don't know where that's

There's a few mehidrick peter fire in the kid in the back. I don't know where that's at. There's a female hijack pit. Fire in the kid in the back. What made you do that? Yeah, you kind of look like homey from a... Jimmy Neutron? No, America's next top model. Let's say guys name.

Oh, Mr. J. Is that that guy's name? Yeah, that's what you look like. Ooh, that's a good looking fella. Yeah. Here's the problem is I did that and I jumped in the ocean. Is it? And what happened?

That's already on a Friday, really. It's really fucked it up. No, that's not my brother. I jumped in the ocean and like, just took out all the color and like made it like white blonde. Oh really? Is it disaster? You know I decided, she called me ugly the other day.

That was your flat top? Yeah, but I'm coming here. Thank God. I mean, no, we'll make it. No, we'll make it. Well, that's why we did it. Because I looked at them but I'm coming here. Thank God. I mean, no, we're making women. Well, that's why we did it because I looked at them. I posted a picture of Dave Chappelle as a Reggie. I'm not even a professor on my story. Oh, he did.

And I said, now I can bring a shot and say that I look like this. If people like. It's your world, though. It's your world, though. First of all, that goes hardest part. Look at this. We're talking to the group. I got to cut it.

I got to cut it. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I need to figure something out. I think you're saying, you're saying, you're going to do braids. I think I'll go back to skinhead like I was.

Go to that picture. I need to go shape. Yeah. Maybe I skinhead like right right there. Did your girl care She likes me with hair, but I don't know how to fucking do it. I don't know what to do with my fucking hair Cuz I don't know hair styles like that. So I'm just fucking ugly right now People would piss me off they were like man you really attend you attend you attend I said shut the fuck up Because be honest be honest with me you're here People that were saying five and six. I was like thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm on my way to People were saying are you a five or six done? Yeah

They say LA I just like ring out instead five six Because you know what they are they probably don't say I was a Texas 8.5 though. So oh Yeah, I'll be a jack this yeah, but no, but yeah, I don't know I got a cut my hair man. I look too raggedy Yeah, I thought I was looking good. Yeah, so you know it's that it's that ugly shaman you did yeah Someone's like this fat shaman this ugly shaman all these shaming things. What else you got a shame about me dog That's it man. That's it. Is that it? That's it. Is that it? We just gotta figure out what style to go with like what's popping right now?

I don't know. What Michael B Jordan got. Oh, that's that one's good That's not good, but this is no no the Michael B Jordan haircut when you played a in that superhero movie What's the black the black pant? Black black. We as kill longer. Are you a monk Munger I think that looks cool Let me see what it looks like You want to kill We're gonna have to find the right barber dude I got this Someone told me a little like

We'll just find a voice story I look like who? Rakes from Toys I don't know who that is You're gonna have to go out your hair for a while That looks tight though There's nowhere near that long Should I do that?

That's gonna take two years Yeah, at least a year to grow out. I feel like but yeah fake hair Yeah, that's fake I can break it in yeah, we even my hair. I want to I like my shit natural I keep my cat natural my skin tone natural my fucking hair natural Chin out of all the hair cut I think it looks tight. Yeah, they do dude, but yeah I can't do what bar Marley did man

I mean yeah, we'll afford to that chin Do what Bob Marley did Yeah, do you just do that? No, I can't get to that. No, it takes forever. Yeah, I don't know. That's so much damage on you I just know I need to fuck you cut it. I just know this is not my look I thought it was my look, but it's not my look Your hair's getting long too. Yeah, your hair's getting long. What are you going from? Hey, you're taking great right now, home boy You know

Diddy diddy he has to like waves that's it. I could know I you know that surgery as well, though. Wait, should, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, But like for a for a simple man like me. I'm a simple fucking man. Would you like the Drake haircut where it's kind of just like a design in it? That's cool. Yeah, I think what is Drake's hair? But he has a taper. He has a taper. He is even on all sides. Get a fade.

You want to be Drake? You want to be champagne poppy? That's just. Yeah. Come on, Chen. I know. I don't know these things. It's just a little bit of high taper. With a little hard.

With the hard on it? But you got to have waves though. With you chill on the waves, I'll get those. He does have waves on top, right? That's dope. And that's a burn thing. And that's what I need to do. I need to figure something to fuck out.

Because yeah, literally, I don't think I was watching old clips and all this shit. I don't think I have good hair. I mean, that's a little bit of a hard thing. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I got to figure something to fuck out because yeah literally I Yeah, I don't think I I was watching old clips and all this shit just I don't have good hair. I mean that's it behind you remember you had your hair cut like that go turn around right behind

This bike might be oh I thought you're talking about my outside behind yeah, that was nice. That's what the fuck is that? That was a fucking that's all nappy Look look at look, look, look, a Drake dumbass. Like a duke. But you know what else I suck at too? Fashion. Yeah. I suck at finding pants, fucking shirts.

All I wear is band-t shirts, which I probably will wear for the rest of my life. Band-t shirts, I always cool. I can't rock a bantian, I just can't help. You stand in sweats though. I stay in the States. How about a man I was eating your sweats on stage, are you? You know why we're in sweats? Cause my fucking pants suck.

They don't fit. No, cause I'm losing weight. And so they just look real baggy on. We have 38. We have fine jeans. Yes. This is gonna be a shapel makeover. Makeover. Oh, I like this. You like that? I like it. What you thinking? I think you should like get rid of the beard

Yeah, I mean Like clean shave had a little mustache little go to get the bottom cut that off top of your head for sure Top of your head for sure Really really just need pants. Yeah, that's always I feel like you force enough Well, I can't find we wouldn't have fucking Oh, that's it dude. We went Us, where went Sax in Miami Bro, it was not literally nothing I can't for you. Yeah, they had no I can't wear pants from there

You picked some you they didn't fit and Jay bottles expensive as basketball store. Yeah, he's like, you know, I just you know I have wanted I have had my I don't give a fuck. Just get him for God's sake. I got Jay explains his purchases. Well, wouldn't give you the glasses. No, he did give him though. Yeah, he gave me the shades because you bullied him. Oh, you bullied him. No, I got no shade.

And I never wear shades. So you know, you ruin your driving? Yeah, I wear one. No, no, no, I never wear them. No, you never. No, no, no, I do. Because if someone gives me something, I'm going to fuck it. You don't know what I'm saying.

I'm going to fuck it. I'm going to fuck it. I'm going to fuck it. I'm going to fuck it. I'm going I wear it when I, no, no, I never wear it when I do. No, I do. No, no, I do. Because if someone gives me something, I'm gonna fucking, you know, I'll use it. And I'll fucking, no.

No, you, you mark with the second day in a row of working out. Well, I saw a video of them working out yesterday. Yeah, exactly. We go later. Oh, what a, oh. Bro, do you know Yeah, exactly we go later me. Oh without all bro Do you know how far it is for me to drive a zoo culture? Yeah, you say let's record at 10 and then you're like let's work out at eight Bro, there's no way

There's no way we're ending because I I leave at nine Like if we if we're recording at 10 I leave my house at nine That takes you how long you get here? What like 30 30 40 yeah 30 minutes? 30, 30, 30 minutes? Yeah, 30 minutes. Yeah, terrible. So, yeah.

So yeah, you want me to drive all the way from zoo culture? To fucking grab him. Oh, because you got to pick him up. But we stay five minutes away, though. We stay five minutes away. So that's the kid away from zoo to the studio. Right now. No.

Alright. Because then I'm all sweaty and shit. Like, you get the shower. You get the shower. No, I would have left straight from there. I had to leave straight from there. I brought the shit. But you look all good and shit right now on this white shirt. Where you comfortable in that white.

Little two cups. Little two cups are on the fucking white. You're a little bit. I know. Your body's changing. I will not fucking put on a white t-shirt. You can always wear a white t-shirt. You stay up all night.

You always have a hands? What do you wear in hands? Yeah, Jordan. Classic hands. Yeah stand on the hands. What do you wear? Classic hands without the tag from Torg from target Tarsha is my girl says tarjay as well. What is that? Is that a thing? I my mom when I was kiddo said tarjay sound fancy. Oh no, watch it I'm like bitch you mean target You ain't boozy like you go to the same one same parking You ain't boozy like you go to the same one same parking You know the target a lot. Yeah, I was where is that target?

You can do great stuff. It's a dope. They don't they don't they yeah, it's a Costing to me what it's just if I'm single I'm gonna target Dude by my curve the workers there are so bad really get the workers the Coat the shoppers the shoppers to it is lit as fuck also you like Like all the bantees they have millions of bands. I would never buy a bantee from target. Oh, I'm sorry I'm sorry hot topic I'm sorry How dare you I'm sorry

Hacks Got a wallet chain. Oh, the hell still goes a pack son? I don't know. They're still killing it, I guess. No, they're not. I don't know. There's no way. They have pants there.

They have joggers there. But they don't have pants that fucking fit me. I don't know. Why is it, why do these places not fucking people with big thighs? No, you got wide hips. I got wide hips. Yeah. Do what?

Yeah, it's like, yeah. You can do it. Fuck. I know. Fuck. It's real. Fuck. It's real. Do what? Yeah, you do fuck We just gotta you just gotta find one brand that works and just stay on that life. I think G stars I have a fucking founder. Brunny stars or a big and tall the Hudson's no not big and tall. He's not that big with tall. Yeah, but I was saying You don't that big or tall. Yeah, but I was saying like, you don't want big and tall. Let's pancer.

You're huge. You ever seen the people that work at being tall? That's a compliment. That's a compliment. You know, I used to be a sponsor at Big and Tall? You used to be a sponsor. They used to be sponsored. I used to be like their speaker.

I was like the guy, but I didn't realize Big and Tall was like, so much bigger. They have like nine X's and shit yeah yeah and they're like well one of the benefits of being you know sponsor by being tall you can have any clothes you want in here so go go wild nothing fat it's close for like Shaqialo Neil dude oh there's or like I don't need that or like six hundred pound live TLC sponsored by big at all. Did they change their name? To King's I don't want out of business. No, this is a COVID. They're still in cover city Fox Hills mall D. L.s. Well, this is King's size That's what's called

And it's like regular stuff they have in it. Like you say. Yeah, at least stuff you get at like, Polo stores, but. Yeah. But that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, it looks like I would never fucking, that doesn't like that.

I'm telling you can't wear that stuff. No, that's, it's so big. It's just too big. I have to get everything tailored. Yeah, no, fuck that. It's a nightmare. Yeah, I don't think I, like, I think, I think the Hudson's or G-Star is gonna fit you.

Guant it. So it's just my, my Lord bodies, when we get out out of here I'll send you links to some pants that fit cheerleading man did this to my fucking lower body and now lifting And now lifting yeah, I just fucking big. I try to get those one pants Broken kids don't take faster He did Everything else business wise, but not fashion He also has terrible fashion. He knows this. God. He knows this.

Well look at those. He'll be like, oh, I don't look at his style. We're, we're like, I'm not into fashion. I don't have a style. Like you, you, you being anti fashion is a style. Like you with your barbell jeans and the fanny pack and the t-shirts is a style, don't you? Yeah. Like that's your style. But I don't even look, it doesn't even look like I can fit those pants.

Actually, those guys, that guy looks like my shirt. They might kind of be like fashion Nova jeans where they're stretchy. So it looks like jeans. I need a elastic jeans now. No, there's some stretchiness in like G-Star has like stretchy in their jeans. That's what you need. You know what, there's don't wash in like G-Star has like stretchy in their jeans That's what you need you know, and don't wash them don't wash them you know in a couple weeks I'm gonna come in full on makeover. There you go

You know, but really all you do is cut your hair and get some new. Yeah, I still know how I'm gonna come my hair Well, I know maybe we go the barber and just see what they think sometimes like you your head would look dope with this Yeah, cuz you my head Yeah, that's yeah, that's the thing is my head shape. I don't want to just do something that doesn't match with my head shape Yeah, see what they say you know what I mean maybe I can do a split down the middle and just fucking And what is that? It's time to figure it out, but it's how mood board for Wetshopel's hair was gonna be. Like it was so-

You just gotta find a really good barber and be like, I don't know what the fuck do with my hair and let him do it. It was so wild about you, as you fucking don't wear jeans at all. I know. But like you were straight there. But you have great fashion. Nah, really?

I just typical fashion. I hate jeans. I hate jeans because my lips are so- But if you rolled up somewhere, like you rolled up like that, people like, damn, he looks good. But you gotta have like- Some place ain if you rolled up somewhere like you rolled up like that people like them. He looks good But we gotta have like some place ain't gonna let you in like rolled up like well if you got over yo sweat They let you look at that. What do you okay? Oh, I like it. Oh, they'll back them So you can dye your hair in the middle with the mold that would be where so This one's the idea yeah, right? So I could do that. Yeah, okay. I'd be so what do I need to do?

Well, I'll't be so what do I need to do also you gotta go to stylist Yeah, that's gonna be a real procedure. That is yeah, we gotta we gotta we gotta we gotta we gotta crisp the tips I was what about the job you gotta start over though because your hair is uneven written No, it's he does cuz look in the back for the mohawk listen, I'm gonna go back chick. He doesn't have that look at it right there He's all over No, we're doing a little bit. No, we'll do a baby one. He just want to have the back you do the top You don't need the back like his Chin cuts his own hair I know he does I do but I don't have any hair right now, so that's the what condos Kim

That's what looks tight. I'm telling you. That's Jason Derulo. Yeah. He's a dimey. I just, I don't know. I think I have body this. This morphia? Yeah. Is that where I don't like my body? Where you see something else.

Yeah. I think most people have that unless you're a complete narcissist. What? They just think you look like this morphia. Yeah. Everyone has a damn delicate. I thought it was like a rarity. I guarantee even the Rockweights up with the mirror.

Like, God, I look fat. Really? Yeah, bro, you're so big. Yeah, I just, yeah, I mean, I feel better. I bet if you ask Brad Pitt, he's like, God, I look like shit today. And I was like, what? How does Malik feel?

How about what? Your body. I like it. I love it, actually. You're an artist, this is. No, no, no, no, no. He just has that healthy relationship with his body image. Yeah.

If he was not much fat. But they body-shamed me as far as I was being too skinny. Skinny. And I was like, OK, cool. Now, but you're self-conscious, your legs. You never wake up and look in the band and your legs and like, damn, these are probably. I'm about to bring you back down to earth.

I woke up this morning, I was like, oh. Now I climbed up here and it was like, ain't that. Yeah, exactly. I was like, there was a good vibe. I was like, you're so conscious of something. Helping me be better, physically, and you know, fashion. Hey, I hate yourself as healthy, especially for a comic. Yeah.

I mean, we kind of have to. Yeah, we have to, because you have a lot to do. That's how we wear a wearer, shit. Yeah. We've got to be aware of who you are. I woke up this morning and my girl was like, yeah, you got we have to because you have a lot that's how we that's how we're aware of shit yeah we got to be aware of who you are I woke up this morning my girl's like yeah you got a lot to show you like that's how I'm gonna ask you guys to ask on me she's like yo what's she saying a little touch a little touch a little show you guys while you got a little touch on you Wow Wow Sam and you been eating I told you babe

I told you You know I had Malik the stallion Wow He's all the broccolini No more hummus for you Shorty got it Broga Levy Ooh no more hummus for you

Shorty got it back on Why look at right nice saucy Peace Peace bill I Wrath a month So later I'm gonna be on the E's, be on the E's, I then like I fed in like these guys is like doing like sets, right? Uh huh.

Chess. So you know me, I'm positive about my chest. You jumped in. I jumped in. You said I'd fall in with you. Exactly. Now here's the thing. When I jumped in, this big dude, right?

Now this is what threw me off. I'm doing my bench press. He's already fully dressed though. I'm like, you know, he do work out with hoodies. So you know, you trying to hide your muscles. But he saw me getting it like the same weight. Dude was supposed to spot me. He takes off his hoodie and his shirt and I'm looking at, I see number like cut abs, gorgeous and all that. I'm like, I'm like, my heart pulls like white

kicks when Terry Cruz comes up. Yeah. And like, I want you to melt white chocolate. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just see like. I just see like, man, what the hell? You got it? No, I don't. Damn, you took it. You took it. I'm like, I'm like, this ain't the thing. What about Jim, you go to.

I went to, what's that place right there on LaBriah in Santa Monica, right there by the crib? Oh, is it the outdoor one? That's not boxing burn. Terry Cruz jacked at fucking 55 years old. Jacky. Super Jacked. And a dude grabbed his dinging. Yeah. Anyone a whole PR tour about it. I lost a little respect for him.

Oh, because a dude grabbed me. You may a- Yeah. Grab my ass or dick. What would you say? I see you know, any agents or parties you're at, they grab your dick or ass. Well, why does you go away? Yeah, what happens, man? I'm like'm like into a fucking PR tour about her better. Wait, what?

What had a graph? I'm half-hazard. I'm like, that's what you're saying. I'm like, that's what you're saying. I'm like, that's what you're saying. I'm like, that's what you're saying. I'm like, that's what you're saying. I'm like, that's what you're saying.

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I'm like, that's what you're saying. I'm like, that's what you're saying. I'm like, that's what you're saying. I'm like, that's what you're saying. I'm like, that's what you're saying. I'm like, that's what you cheerleading. I don't have me and any parties. Oh, you know dudes grab me. No, they'll grab you. No Well, because you're the one pushing them Push it like you're I'm so I fit the pyramid. Yeah, you're not cherry on the cake Power So nobody so nobody's fear fingers never wait made To your ass. No, okay.

I had a Terry Krisman today at Zoo. This girl, she was talking about some show I did. I'm talking, she's bad, I'm talking her. And then just, Man Dingo just comes out of nowhere. I take you a mark. Oh yeah, just as black shadows. Oh. It was like I was some fucking piece of shit. Just his black shadows

It was like I was some fucking piece of shit shrimp. She's okay see later. All right I'll go for you just stretch and urges I'm gonna go now see guys later. That's what they do is always just like yeah panic that bro I gave her a hug and I like to hit my bow and I got nervous He's just like yeah, I panicked that bro. I gave her a hug and I looked at him. I bowed I got nervous Zuse wild bro damn there come a tea let's say if I was in there now I was talking to a girl like an Instagram influencer and I think this was her man or Just you know an equating The big Darryl Darryl rolled up

Big, big Darryl BDD Oh, what's up guys? This is you? Oh, yeah, that's cool, but It's so wild with someone so big You smaller girl Then that matches

But when it dudes like just massive You they go, you know, Andre drummers You said they'd get girl from I Carly. Yeah, no small girl I'm like, which one? Jeanette McCurdy the blonde Yeah, who dated her? Andre drumming Drumming weird because she went on a whole PR tour to say how she hates that show. She wish she never did it Really stopped acting. Yeah, pull up a picture, Andre Drummond and what's with him, Casey?

Uh, Jeanette McClure. Casey, well that's like Shaquille Neal in a hook. That's someone else. Is someone else? Yeah. Casey Anthony, someone else? Jeanette McClure. Yeah, Casey Anthony, definitely.

No. They were together. I think he was a fan of the show and he had a crush on her. Look at that. He shot his shot online and they started hating shortly after. Put it this way. She not body. She not at all.

She got it. She got it. Are they still together? No, no, no. I think it was like a short. Bro, I bet she was exhausted. Bro, that's what I was going to do. That's it.

Look at that. That always shocks me. That's my life. I'm like, here we go. Yeah. Some girls like accepting. Let me climb on top. What?'m like, here we go. Yeah. Some girls like accepting. Let me climb on top. What?

Get up there and she go. Bro, oh I bet she was just. Yeah. Hell, you can tell it wasn't this. Look at that. He probably tell the leader. But yeah, but even more alarming than that is she killing Neil and Hoops.

Yeah, but they say Shaq has a little weiner. But his ass, why is that on making his sister's body? Who's yeah, but she's short, but they say shack has a little little weener Where's that don't make any sense where's why I thought it that room? I'm shit Little little weener sometimes it shack. Yeah, there's no way. I don't know whoops. Oh, it's bad That's even that's fuck he's seven to Got something like she get you know, yeah, I Carly's time. I Carly bro. She got a lot of carly pride That's flat No, I Carly's time I Carly bro. She got a little I Carly pray this flat I Carly get her mind right every night My right I'm starting to look at now notice yeah checks seven four Wait, Jim go to hurt let's shackle him down. He got her on a baby

Look at you wait, chin go to hurt let's shackle hand down. He got her on a baby Would you say this hoop and shack baby the second one to the left? The ever baby this one go underneath oh, don't look at this dog What the fuck bro? She's so small so small check He's so but sex is so big. That's what I'm saying. So y'all don't care about that Bro, no, I would up hurt. I feel like she can handle whatever he's giving her Yeah, I Carly is like God, right? If you go to play. Hope you make a girl Shack So what? Shack he ain't got a little we check right there, but even this for if you're seven four like this ain't that's not that's not

I like to scale. Yeah, just a scale. He's seven four seven two or some four is huge. Yeah, I think he's seven two seven one Wait, I mean still going in it going in an average human seven one though Well, what this is how tall is this cup? This probably I don't know But that going in like a girth, but I don't know if he has girls, but even the length, this is probably six inches. $1.6 inches. $1.6 inches. That's what it's supposed to be. $1.6 inches. $1.6 is bigger than that, or smaller than that.

I don't think so. That might be like six and a half, seven. Five to guess. Anyway. You know, wait, where are you at? There's the images, ain't no thing. Ain't no thing. Ain't no thing.

Ain't no thing. Ain't no thing. Ain't no thing. Seven, one, no. That's the same. I know they're going to be I know they're going to be We know your brain You know where you're bringing it up. I don't see how they're going to do it I just don't trust me. They figure it out. It's always wild to me I see way wilder than that

Some porno's on my guy. I don't know how's this gonna Ruh! I will just finish the video like how's this gonna figure out? I don't get out the watch. How's it gonna fit? I watched a porn so it got me it turned me off because it was so pause It was so I'm like wrong and she and they didn't need so much blood you like bends in the mid It's like yeah think if you have a long Like if you feel like So even that dick it's so long like bends down like What a tree trunk you know in the real heavy snow on them that was this guys. I was like poor girl cuz she tried to get me And she was barely like pitching his mic and she's just like go right here, but barely anything

And for him like this can't be good. He's got a mouth Keep going what go deeper This you have to get up there there to like on the whole and it was like took like five minutes for her to just like Finally and she didn't go all the way through it. I was like no way. She's her friend. I'm like There you go. I'm like no I hope those ladies get extra money for going for the man dingo They're being paid more than he is For going for the Mandingo. They better be in pay one.

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Fucking hog With this guy on a reality Kings reality Kings That's Kimo slices and stratath icy Mike those icy Mike shit that guy in their name Andy That was Kimmel slices and stratath icy Mike those icy Mike shit that guy in their name and Diego and just like oh man This too much yeah, I would hate my life if I had that broke think about it. You know you have You you wouldn't know that big yeah, yeah, you can you scare girls away You sound like I like for our eyes man, they're too fat Okay

Big Dixon just disgusting my right guys Now I would hate it you would yeah, yeah. No. If it was that massive. Yeah. That's uncomfortable. Yeah, that's uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah. Because I was watching Ferrari Motherfucker. Nah, that's a dump truck. Yeah, that's not that.

That's 18-wheeler. That's the 18-wheeler. Look at him here. You got to have an extra license to drive that. No. No. That girl was panicking too. But yeah, you probably run so many girls away.

Think about it. I got this not a porn star. They just has that He run a girls away, but that's why he probably go into porn though. Maybe yeah, they got a guy called punish her Yeah Punisher Sure Put y'all on to these listeners, don't you? Sometimes I see a game band of all black guys doing white girls. You guys are super like, yeah, bitch.

You get it, man. And they're so disgusting. They're all joking. They're all joking, man. Yeah, bitch. Oh, you get in there. You get in there. I'm next.

I'm next. I'm next. I'm next. I'm next. I'm like, man, at least I'm for me. I'm like, fuck. I'm like Manabellisa for me It looks like they're gonna that was there so In four five guys and but at least some for me dog. Oh you fucking her. I'm like, yeah Yeah, but you hit that dog The poor girl miss skirr There's no way people just enjoy. Oh, yeah yeah here one homie go. Yeah suck that

I love when I do take that shit girl take on Yeah, your friend Jerome we don't know Jerome Jerome we don't know Jerome Her in this boy okay Jerome She had a son the way everyone Jerome came I Love when a dude don't have nothing to do any how all her holes and feel here's come over there and just smack that Jack and I gotta stay up. I gotta stay like hop scratch can't wait to get in double dutch

It's all come on come on come on. I'm ready You tell the real eager Just just foaming at the mouth get in there. Yeah, that's so fucking funny Dog. Oh my god. I won the bad game back. I know this is stupid Well, I know when like the girls getting hit from behind and the dude getting hit and she just take a break And then she's like, oh fuck just keep hitting it. He's like man, just try to weasel the dig back in her mouth She takes a small break. Yeah, he was like, seven days. You got it. That's a problem. It's like,

I'm trying to turn out. Give me a goddamn second. She's those boys are red boys. Hey, hey. As soon as I get it, and then he's like, let me just get one thing. Let me recoup.

You guys are like, time. Hold up Chill everyone get service, but you gotta give me time. Oh, I'm getting a base. She better make a million off that So funny They better get her a fucking bill. No, it's so funny. It's some of German bucacu. He's on my quadrice family right now. German, well, yeah. That's so many things. For, yeah. There's like 20 dudes.

Bro, to do shit bodies, tiny dicks. We're just all, all the airy. You look like a monster, pal. No, I really don't know. You serious? Yeah. All right, dude. Everyone goes bucacu, right?

Yeah. Oh, why are you saying that? I was just shocked. I was shocked. What the fuck? How are you not know what the fuck? All right You know I'm not You know Oh my god Seriously Explanation Just every like a bunch of people coming on a girl. Yes, it's all together Because it's a Japanese term right I think it's a Japs are yeah, let me look what it means you You see you know, just go to images. You see

You see the girl just like I'm icing icing icing Japanese like synabond. Oh Splashing that's cool. I'll fill a name of a noodle dish Yeah, I'm calling book hockey. Oh, so it's a dish. And he's just stole the name. What's called acta-spashing. Yeah, acta-spashing. So if you jump into a pool, that's a Bukkaki.

Yeah. Yeah. This one must say we're in Texas. Is that a cannonball? You're cocky! You're not going to jump in the water. Yeah. That's going to be my thing for now, huh?

Yeah. I'm never. It's a bunch of guys that say, man, let's Bukkaki this thing. What? What? What? Oh. Because all the guys go guys. I'm saying we let's bucacchi this thing Because all the guys go on stage, man, let's bucacchi this thing Splash it down slash bros No bucacchi bros

People enjoy that Bro, it's just like something girls. They like it. Yeah, I don't know. We never hear from Never do I need to watch these they never do Girls now glory hole is where it's a door and you have a dick. Yeah, I start hold Sometimes is a bunch of holes. Oh, yeah, yeah, just bunch I want to they had a glory look glory a glory hole Louisiana really yeah, that's it They had a glory hole Louisiana. No, I want to you don't know I came in behind that thing. That's like bro. Hey, you can get lit and you gotta pay it It's like a hundred dollars. I'm not about to pay a hundred dollars for no. Yeah, yeah, I'm glad I'm not that horny

I'd have to see you. I'm not. That's a sick one. That's a sick one. That's a sick one. Hornyness. So I can see. And the one hand to the door.

Oh, well, of course, it's going to be girls, but I was in Louisiana, and a baddie, so it was popping that night. He was like, bro, a hundred dollars. He's like, what, 2015? And I was like, all right, and I know about glory holes. I wanted to so bad, but I have like, all I have was a 50. I just feel bad for the girl Yeah, you get paid though. You get paid though. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, is it all?

How do you know there's a lot of gay glory holes? Yeah, that's what I assume it's like a guy pretending to be a girl That's why I said I you have to stick her hand out first and that's because I can feel through the Just big ass Before we do this can we shake Now fuck you then get out of here. All right All aggressive bitch hands out there man Time is money mother You want this dick something?

I got kids Wait a minute It's not no girl Yeah bro All the same is that that's a different level of horniness You gonna see it bro? You gonna see it all over? Yeah I don't fuck it

Yeah that's fucking, that's a lot It's aggressive Yeah That's a lot It's a lot. It's aggressive. Yeah, that's a lot. It's a lot. It's a different level. Yeah. Yeah. I wanna say regular sex is fucking.

Gang bangs is not, I'm a comfortable with gang bang. I never had another guy with me. I'm not, no, I'm, I'm scary. Why do I need to be? I'm just, just learn what we're talking about. Yeah. You're right, take it back, take it back. You're right, it's an overload. It back. You're right, sit over low.

No, right, you just dropped so much. It's girls I can lownm on the show. Who are you like around? Who am I supposed to be like, Baby, you don't look like you. I do and it's disgusting. What brand of keep referring to this as the bucacu boys? The bucacu boys, they make a shirt and shit.

They make you bucacu boys, you have splash. Keep make a bookie boy shirt. Splash. Keep saying we're the splash bros. You girls ain't gonna let you on the show. Guess I'm carnivation. Oh, that's so funny. Oh gosh. Okay, so some people are upset because Dramon Green did an interview where he says that women

athletes should take more action instead of a complaining about the pay gap. And what he means by that is he's all for women getting paid more and getting paid what they think they're worth, but he doesn't like that. He hears a lot of these female athletes coming out and talking about how they need to get paid and still play and they don't take advantage. This is my exact same thing with the UFC. talking about how they need to get paid and still play and still play and they don't take advantage. The exact same thing with the UFC. Exact thing to a tee.

I'm with Dremond Green on this. Can playing can play and get you still participate. Like let's say you were upset about your pay. You still showed up and did the show every day. Yeah. I'm not going to keep paying. Yeah. Cause you're not going to do shit.

Cause it's like how serious are you about? Yeah. So you don't have to play on every platform you can play and get you still play every thing. Yeah, because it's like, yeah, cause you're not gonna do shit. Cause it's like, how serious are you about? Yeah. You're not gonna complain. Every platform we can complain, get you still play everyday. Yeah. You're still playing or you're still doing the podcast every day.

So people are mad at Dream on for that. I think a lot of people like saw the headline of like, oh, he thinks women are complaining about the pay gap and they took that out of context. For him, he's saying more like, in this day and age, there are so many companies out here trying to look like they're inclusive saying, like, oh, we believe that women should get paid more this and that, like tell those companies

to put their money where their mouth is, exploit them, trying to look good in the public without, like them actually. Oh, got it. So all they saw was a headline. I take advantage of people saying, like, oh, we think women should get paid more. Like if Nike says women should get paid more,

the pay gap, the pay gap. The pay gap is fucked up. Like, hold Nike out on it and say, like, oh, pay us more. Yeah, the Nike then pay your athletes the same that you pay Drake and Jordan. That's what Dremont said. He's not saying that women, he's absolutely correct. He's oh good. But now if you're Nike, when it comes down to black and white bottom dollar, then you know,

well, the reason why we don't pay them as much, because they don't bring in the same numbers. It's pretty easy to figure out. WMA, we've seen this board, doesn't bring anywhere near the viewership men's due. So if I'm a sponsor, I'm not paying WMA, the same paying WMA. And it's not a female male thing, it's just that organization doesn't bring as much as this organization. This organization just has to be full of goods. But do you think that's because the lack of pay? No, no, no one's watching. America tells you what's popping. The world tells you what's popping. No one's paying attention to it. So if you're an advertiser, why would you pay the same price for something that's

like in the same viewership? But I mean, I never, I never see it. It's very black and white, same as this. So if someone came to this show I was like, hey, we'll give you a million dollars and then another show that only goes get the thousand downloads Other than like well because we're three women we should be the same as we should get paid the same as shapel malach and Brennan that that advertiser like well, no, they get more views. Yeah, but we're women Okay, you don't get the same amount of views. Yeah, so why would why would we pay this much? Yeah, cuz we're women. Okay, you don't get the same amount of views. Yeah, so why would we pay this much? Yeah, because we're women, we don't care. We're just trying to sell product. Yeah, I tried.

Yeah. I was just trying to under, yeah, I just, yeah, I'm just trying to understand the way they can. They can't, they can't. They don't, they can't. They should increase their pay, you know? The sponsor aren't gonna pay this thing.

Well, I mean, are these the union? That's like WMBA union. They have association that you have the bargain agreement with these owners to have more money. So now- But like also now- Now why don't the owners have more money? Because they're not selling tickets.

They're not getting a viewership on their network. But how heavy are they promoted though? They're promoted. Is that like fair to ask? It's not fair to ask. Krimya Green actually talks about that a little bit too. He says that he thinks a big problem with women not getting paid enough is that there isn't really like a promotion

where you hear about these female stories. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, and he says that there are a lot of like things. So do we think if they put the same market in dollars behind women's WMBA compared to men's MBA it get the same viewership No, it's not how do you're fucking I don't think you get the same but it probably go up This is don't think so because if you're once aware of the WNBA Yeah, but we don't know when they're playing once that's time you watch the game

I haven't watched and you think it's just because you don't know what's airing no The games come on early in the morning and like 10 a.m. We wake up We like oh, it's a game on the WNBA program before the prime time games. So again, on ESPN, if they advertise, I'd not let you in. But I wouldn't. That's what I'm saying. Like, I don't watch football,

but I know who some football players are. I mean, I only know Brittany Griner and Terraci from WNBA. My four. Candace Parker. You know basketball better than I do, you know, she doesn't have some big names there. But look at the UFC, you know,

they market the fuck out of their female champions. Not do they get marketed the same as say Connor? No, why is that? Just Connor brings in more pay-per-views. But it makes someone like Amanda Nunes. And she's on the speed of champ champ not like the best we've ever seen She she roll into I'm sure she does well doesn't do nearly as well as the top 10 males Oh, it's a great example. Curricious shields the one group. She called herself the box. Yeah, she's the box

She called out Layla Ali that's a mega fight. That's not a mega fight. In women's. That's not a mega fight. In women's? I don't know what world you're living in. That's not a mega fight. They try to push it. How many people are gonna watch it?

That's what I'm, that's my point. That's my point. They're gonna watch it. They want a minute, they want, they want. And Layla Ali has them fighting. How long? Yeah. But again, she wants to, she said I would

I fight her for like what, 10 mil. And it was like we're not giving you that 10 mil. It's gonna pay that exact that's what they said But again, I'm not think is if if to the WNBA you can't have if you don't like it You can't sit out cuz you stop money to go they'll have no money to go strike All right, yeah, they shouldn't complain to interviews That's what's the highest paid in WNBA player highest paid WBA? Yeah, like I guess like right now. I think they're What is like the article said the salary average salary for like a WNBA player is I guess that's my question

100,000 To want a boner what do I want a boner? She she makes 200200 a year. For the season. Oh, sorry, for the season? Yeah. That's how that, oh, OK. Candice Parker was the highest pay athlete, WMVA player.

Scaler diggers. Yeah, she's dope. She's hot. Beautiful. So the highest around $,000. Yeah. And the, but again, the top three, I know two of those. But again, the, the, the reason why Kyrie Irving and Durant and LeBronter Paytmore look at the merch sales. Yeah. Have you seen a Brittany Grindr? Have you seen anyone rocking a Brittany Grindr, Jersey?

What's the last time coming Arizona? No, you haven't. No, you're right. That's the right thing. Thank you. Thank you. I like the effort. That's right. But again, it's just number thing.

Because it's the problem with the sound jerseys and Britney was, she would get all the money. She would get all the money. Like the public let you know, you know? Yeah. You don't even see those women basketball jerseys. I've never seen one I was about to say I'm a fucking buy one and wear it on a fucking show. Why? Huh, are you serious would that be weird? No, I'm just not pretty cool

Yeah, but they don't even sell it What do you know you can get it? Oh, I got shop that oh? 19 backers show. Okay, wait, where? 100 bucks hundred bucks Honey bucks what for that Jersey for a Britney granted Jersey think it all those more of the $100 Do they have a size of men that's the word that's the question. I'm sure I'm gonna hold the black one kind of hard. I like the like it was I'm gonna go to the black one. That's kinda hard.

I like the like it was. Aces, AT&T. Why is that? Why the logo has to be like AT&T has to be on the jersey. Cause it's not big of money. Okay. All right, what else you guys got? Sillutin' them women.

Okay, so do you remember we were talking about Michael Strachan closing his gap? So it turns out it was April Fool's prank that he launched too early. He posted it on March 30th and then on April Fool's yesterday he released a video where he was talking about why he closed his gap but then he took off his mask and showed that it was just a prank. So like a minute in is one he reveals it. I mean, I'd like to talk to a while. I've had it for almost 50 years now,

and a lot of people out there. I was doing a mask. Because he's waiting for the reveal. I'm good about rockin' mine and everything else, and I know of the shocker to see it gone, but I just wanna tell you guys that, you know, I appreciate all that love that you show and be you, live the way you wanna live.

Do what makes you happy because I did and I am happy that I did it. So I just wanted to say, April Fools fools come on man It's here to stay for a little while. It should sit the gap. I was going anywhere anytime soon So April fool everybody. I had a good top-off. She feel bad I feel really bad about actually not closing it after everything that I saw but the gap is here The gap is not going anywhere for a while my mama while my mama lights itself.

There you go. Yeah. I thought I moved up to first team all gap. I was ready to take that fucking spot. I'm like I'm glad there was April Fools joke. I like going with the gap. I like the gap. Yeah people would guess me. Well yeah he's headed for what? Yeah, yeah, he's holding That Bellator ring girl remember her Jade Brakes. She has like that's like the who the most beautiful cat by son of girl Oh, that's the most beautiful gap like it works for her. Oh, sorry for women. Oh She's super good. I'm impressed with today. He yelled at me for a bocacu. Yeah, I don't know, okay. She was super smokey.

Oh, wait, I got a- That's a very small gap, but it's a gap. Yeah, average. Let me see. She and I thought that was a good one. She used to be a ring size. Yeah. Oh, she still is?

I don't think so. I know she had a baby. Yeah, she's not sure there is That's a cute little. Oh, that's a nice gap. Is that like mine? I feel like yours is a little bigger. There's a tap that barely Pretty similar. Yeah, you don't have a crazy gap, but you have a handsome cute. Yeah, you zoom in on that shit hands is huge you zoom in on that shit Yeah, she was a smoking okay, so bad baby announced that she is coming out with an x-rated only fans She turned 18 I think a day or two ago and she launched it on her birthday within six hours

She broke the world record for making a million dollars. Are you at cat? Huh? Not a million. A million is a million. She made a million. She posted it on her story too. She's like this ain't bad only six hours and there's a million. Are you serious? Because she posted it and she promoted her only fans on her Instagram that has 17 million followers.

And she ended up making this much in six hours. And she hasn't posted anything. I think she has. I checked yesterday. She had eight posts as of last night. So I was doing calculations based off of this. So in six hours, she had over 31,000 people subscribed to her and out of that 31,000 people gave her tips through her messages before she even really posted

Before she even really posted That's how strong her fan bases It's 18 now. Yeah, she's 18. She's just strictly does music now. Yeah, she does music and then she I feel like she does other stuff too, but I'm just not quite sure what it is. I know she was in the news recently because she was calling out Dr. Phil for something. He sent her to therapy and she was saying that the therapy can happen. They were abusive, right?

It was like her and then a few. I was like a fuck up for the doctor. I was like a fuck up for the doctor. Yeah, really? I want to dare my anger management teacher to hit me. Yes, you're seeing how fucked up it is. Mm-hmm. Wow.

She's making bank notes. She's making bank notes. But she's always been making bank notes. She's been making bank for a while now. Yeah, ever since that Dr. Phila interview, she kind of took off running. She's saying, feel the same age as my youngest sister. And she's fucking a multi-millionaire. Mm-hmm. What's the millionaire slow down on multi-millionaire? No, multi. She's multi youngest sister and she's fucking a multi-millionaire

Multi-million Bro, you met her first million. Yeah, I knew her agent She's music in her 30 million. Yeah, her music was in her music video. Yeah, yeah, yeah I remember yeah, we talked about it multi-millionaire. Yeah, she's multi-millionaire as a minor But now she gets to's a chance control over the uh... i think it's what they're getting uh... i think it depends their different rules depending on like what entertainment you're in like kid actors it all goes to a bank account

and nobody can touch it until you turn eighteen only you can't touch it this mccollick all general oh yeah because this family for the moment. That's right, that's right. Damn. With only fans, you have to be 18 or better. Yeah, you have to be 18. Yeah, so a lot of people wait until like the day they're 18 and then launch it.

That's possible. What another fucking way for you. And she probably won't even post anything crazy. Probably she doesn't have to. No. I doubt it. She can't wish that's the thing she doesn't have to. She's depicted. She's 18. There's no way. I wouldn't. She can, but that's the thing she doesn't have to. She's addicted.

She's 18. There's no way. I mean, I don't think she's supposed to have sex on there, but it's just gonna get pretty. She posted this thing, right? So it looks like she has no. Yeah, that's her tits out. Coming out.

I don't know. That's the same. That's the way she's killing it. Yeah. Salute. What the fuck was I doing at 18? Backflips. They didn't have only fans. I don't know how that we would have made money. I don't Hey, 18 hours of dime mother fucker. Yeah, but you're still not making money on only No one knows who you are. I tell no no you are

Okay, so this is just a Oh no, y'all. Okay. So this is just a fuck. Fuck you, Chad. Just like a hand. I was pretty there. Okay, so Kuevo and Soedie came out recently because when the elevator footage came out apparently,

LAPD got a hold of it and now they're investigating that footage. Both Kuevo and Soedie came out. Soedie said that that was an unfortunate incident that happened last year, but they talked to them. They worked it out. They both have forgiven each other for that situation. And they just want to move on.

They're like, it was a bad time in what happened. However, we got through it. Like, I'm not pressing charges or anything. I just want my privacy. And he said the same thing. Where he was like, I was not physically abusive, but we were in kind of like a toxic relationship. So so LAPD can't do anything after that. I don't know I know that they're investigating nobody's pressing charges

It's just because the footage came out got it both so we didn't quave will just kind of want to be left alone. Yeah, yeah, I get it We're going back to that WNBA situation on that yeah We're going back to that W NBA situation. He's still on that. Yeah. I had an idea because I was thinking about it like three articles ago. I'm having a banger. What if they have a transgender in the W NBA? What rate is going up?

Think about it. You mean like Zion Williams with a wiggle? That's what it was. What a wiggle. Like again, like a water man situation. Like a water man. And then they have like a couple more and then they dunk in, they doing tricks and stuff like that

Because like a failed NBA player like I'm not gonna make it and he just like Changes the identity. It's like you want them in okay exactly, and then you have like a league of them and then that one okay Keep going I'm sorry. I'm trying to get these women to be a baby pissed if they did they probably I bet the here's my dad How about we get dude so you get better Dress him up as women That's horrible you get fired. I thought you on the piano. You're on the piano. You're gonna be good I'm trying to get a view shit, but man that one fucking

I never do be a nightmare. Yeah Drink my green. They got to shoot three over his side. Yeah, get the fuck out. I'm back. All right, so this happened, you probably don't want to look at this guy. This happened yesterday Thursday night. Some enemy fighter fighting for Cage Fury. Him and his opponent were doing a hand fighting whatever and apparently the opponent broke his finger and then they lost his finger. It literally came off in the cage. What the fuck would it come off?

That would do some leg. Okay, I'll show you the picture real quick. And they have a video and a do talk. I got a figure. So this is the one might be a little tough for me. This one. That's what it looked like afterwards. It ripped off from the nut.

It actually came off from the nut. Oh, that's what my daddy's hand looks like came off from the look yeah that's why my dad is like really yeah he lost a finger yeah doing what snowblower oh yeah no story yeah yeah but uh you were yeah he was like 17 okay weird how the fuck would you rip someone's finger on they said that when they're doing hand fighting the guy just pulled his Went to his glove and pulled it off. I know what is crazy? You know when they're like I'm trying to grab your hand off of my hand and vice versa To rip a finger off those Yeah, they didn't even know where it was no they were trying to find it. They couldn't find anywhere They got through they eventually found it inside his glove somehow

So ended up inside his glove And uh Yeah. So, and inside his glove. And the opponents glove. No, his glove. Oh, his glove? Yeah, his glove. But they stitched it back together. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Good for him. Jesus Christ.

First time ever. I've never heard of this. I know. The best thing for him to do to rehabilitate is to play guitar. Are you sure? Yeah. Because, um, I'm monkey from corn. I think something happened to him.

He lost it in like a dirt bite accident or something like that and That's why I started playing guitar. Oh It was like a good way for him to make sense Rehabilitation and then he blew up and then he he's monkey from corn. Yeah, wow did the guy at least win the fight No, that's a messed up part. Thanks for reminding me His opponent won because it was like, yeah, it was considered a TKO. Yeah, so he's gonna appeal it, obviously. Oh, it's like when Anderson Silva

when he, when Matt Lennon, that leg in the shit, that, Matt was not fun. They considered him to win that fight because of that. Yeah, because he did it. Yeah, yeah, okay. Basically, you can't continue

so the other person wins. So you win. But I mean, this is kind of like unique. Yeah, because he did it. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Basically, you can't continue so the other person wins. So you would. But I mean, this is kind of like unique. Yeah. You took my finger off you. All right. I didn't even fill it in the match. Went back to his corner. Oh, shit, my. Too much adrenaline. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Too much adrenaline. Too much adrenaline. Yeah. So a real quick recap on the Nike thing with Lil Nas X.

So they have a temporary training order on the production of the shoes And I guess right now they're asking that they just whatever they have to be destroyed And they can't sell these anymore. Well, they only made 66 on they sold out. Yeah, so I wonder for this company Miss Jeff. I wonder if it's good marketing for them. I would imagine so Now they're in a lawsuit with Nike. But it's, that's scary. We talked about that. You spoke when it's yesterday.

When you get into those battles with Disney and Nike, they have endless money. At least you'll never win. You'll never win. So is that great for their PR and you're marketing too? So here's Mr. Pay for the cost of the suit and lawyer fees on top of the damages. I'm not sure how much the damages were.

Yeah, what are what Nike is gonna do? They're saying that they could permanently mess up their, you know, what do you call it, their reputation. They said they could. Yeah. By doing these shoes. Yeah, smart. So, yeah, Nike is saying that about this.

Yeah, about history. It's a terrible look. What's the first thing I told you in Jay when we're in the green room in Miami, Jay's like, you see those shoes, like, there's no way Nike is allowed that. Oh, yeah, you said that. I said that, you said there's no way. The corporate company's not can put blood in shoes or

Six six six no, or they're not gonna they're not gonna market Satan didn't they see the the ones that made the God ones to the Jesus I started Jesus. Well, that's the same company. Yeah, oh, oh, so they were all right with the Jesus ones, but they're not fine with this I can imagine Jesus one's a slide All right, I talked about this girl before. Hannah Camera. So there was, I remember I showed Terras Haas, I told you to watch Japanese reality show on Netflix. So she ended up committing suicide

because of cyberbullying. And if you look into this guy, so he's charged 81 bucks. Oh wow, that's not bad. So then check this out. The man, cybervaboli Kamura, and then he says stuff like, hey, when are you gonna die?

Is there any value to your life? And apparently, he had 300 messages from 200 other accounts. Just bombarding her. Oh, he's just a one guy. Oh yeah, he's a great one. Well, I don't get with her is why was she paying attention to this?

This happens a lot with the, but why not just get away from it? It's hard with Asians celebrities. Yeah. Well, how do you not have the discipline just to be like, oh, this is I'm sure some people do but some people Some people yeah, they're just affected to yeah, well, why is Asians like so involved with It's not just oh, it's crazy. It's it but it's not just Asians. It's it's it but it's not just agents it's it's americans to america but there's something there's a community on a social media in eight especially in south korea where did there's so many avenues and they all talk constantly doing this cheatle fingers and i need just hate not a hidden lot of hate but we have to do that too we have that here too

i think it's way more there it's way more even like little things like faster internet speeds more more social platforms My thing is here. We don't like we see like I don't know how she was but she's 22. Oh Young kids are getting bullied yeah, that's we don't know the repercussions of social media Yeah, cuz it's gonna start in these young kids in their brain really fuck them up. Oh That's a bummer. It's a bummer really fuck him up. Fuck. That's a bummer.

That's a bummer. Here's this Kanye West, apparently bot Spotify. Yeah, I thought, more mean J. We're talking about this. That's fake. I think it's April Fool's joke. Oh, okay. Just Spotify's where we're talking about. Yeah, this is April Fool's.

I'm a million. And Kanye, although he's the richest African-American at six million, there's no way he bought that. And also notice how no Big outlet is picking the sun. Yeah, okay. It was uh, that's not real I love Kanye he can't afford A piece of That's fake Yeah, it's fake, huh?

It would be all He don't have that much money. I think they're that's way around two hundred billion dollars Especially when Rogen came on they went up another few billion Because the I found about it because my mom takes me to so Kanye's Rogan's boss and went what? She was don't you have the news I go not your new Boss and went what she was don't you have the news I go not your new I'm a duck girl I see that a little more than I'd take shame. I can't hear about anything about Kanye was Spotify. He was yeah I see it. He can't be real. There's no way it would have been it'd be all you'll be everywhere. You don't have that money

One more your boy Tim Kennedy he posted this three days ago about Bear Nuckle. And then yesterday I believe he posted this against Keith Jordan. Keith Jordan? Yeah, they're former training partners. What is that? What? Yeah, he says coming out of retirement

to fight Keith Jordan and Bear Nuckle. Wow. Oh, here's another thing too. One day ago, April Fools. Oh, that's fake for sure. Oh, okay. But he posted three days ago and then, so that... Tim's not doing that.

So this is what he posted three days ago. Okay. But maybe he just built it up. Said you did this last year on April Fools Day. Oh, okay. I freaking hate April Fool's Day. I hate it. I'm too old for it.

I'm too old for April Fool's. Yeah. What? You remember I used to get those, I got to tell you some, Oh, April Fool's, is she pregnant? You never need to be sure.

No. Dude. You've been hangin' on that. What type of girl should you be on? I know. I'm a kid at home. Right? Did you just move on? Did they take that secret?

Yo. Hey, I'm pregnant. It's time to get April. No. It's not. It's her fault. Oh, do you mean you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong? I came well as not.

Oh, no. Came out two nights ago. Two nights? Yeah. April 1st. Yeah, I watched it. It was good. I heard it in Japan.

It's entertaining. It is what it is. It's a giant lizard and a giant gorilla fighting each other. So it is what it is. The critics was like, yo, there's a lot of holes in the story. Listen, I'm not looking for a great plot line out again. Yeah. Who won? Who won?

He's spoiler. No, I guess, spoiler. It's fucking good, though. For what it is. For what it is. Just to make mindless entertainment. The same as Avengers of all that shit. Yeah, probably the same as Avengers of that shit. Yeah, I want to.

All right, I'm gonna watch it though. Yes, I mean, also entertaining. You want to talk about entertainment. You got to watch the Falcon and the Wind and Soul. Yeah. That's Marvel. That's how it's just. How is GSP?

Is GSP in this series? Yeah, yeah, yeah. First of all, is he good? He's, I, is he a main character or no? No, he's a side guy. Yeah, I mean good for him. They say that's like the most strange show. Yeah, it's dope.

Of all time on streaming surfsters. It's only two episodes that came out. It's a Friday. What's it is? Oh, yeah, it comes out. Another two come out today. I have no desire to see that. Oh, somebody DMs me and said that we got rub maps taken down. I don't know. We didn't get rub mats. We can down. Try and go to it, Chin. Because I think remember we wanted to do one. Yeah, what's a different one? It was like

CH. Yes, he. Oh, the pretty shirts. So, I don't think.'t think oh we also Jay said we got emails about women throwing softballs I don't know what the fuck you Googled, but women throw like 60 70 miles an hour We said 25 Jay was right there. He saw what it said. I know I don't listen to Google. I have a Hey, I mean I'm not saying that I'm just like you're way off man They throw like six years seven all right shout out to 60 and 70 hit that either fucks things. I'm just kidding They're probably not getting things that's rude So it's rub backs down

I think they probably typed in the wrong yeah, they probably did calm like we did the first time There's some free they trying to get a rub If any I'm trying to get Coco Like it's some dark Also just go your same fucking Other I think you explained it to him as well like hey bro take his pants off make sure you know explained it to them as well. I was like, hey bro, take your pants off. Make sure you know there's a way to go, man. All right, man. Screw is in Naples, Florida, April 15th through 17th.

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