The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 672: The Miz

Episode Date: April 7, 2021

WWE superstar "The Miz" talks transitioning from reality TV to the WWE, going after dreams, his upcoming match with Latin music superstar Bad Bunny and more. Also, the guys talk college stories, Cam'ron blocking over 200k followers, Paul Pierce being fired from ESPN after his Instagram Live with strippers, LA and Disneyland reopening and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Wait, he gets some Taylor? No, it's like a certain Taylor cut. They're not baggy, but baggy fit. No, yeah, it's not baggy fit. It's like a slim fit that he wears, but I don't know. Yeah, they're like tapered from like the calf down. So he won't do skinny though. Yeah, he would look weird at skinny.

Yeah, he would. That's really honest though. I refused to give into the baggy jean trend. You're not going back to baggy? Yeah, for. I was just talking to Delay about this the other day. I refused to get into it. See, you know what I was really into when I was younger?

High water. I used to wear high water. I found it as like a jinko. Janko. No, I never gotten to jinkos, because it really, they were hard to skate in. Because they're so baggy. So always in high water, though.

High waters, yeah. It was best to skate in. I used to buy dickies. Oh, and then a roller? No, I never had to roll them. But they would be like, like upper. Yeah, yeah I just have what those are kind of in now. Yeah, that's kind of popping in now people that show the socks You are sweat every day. Yeah, right now I ain't got no sweat today. Oh

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Oh, you know, I peeped as your alumni, the, uh, your alumni, your alumni, uh, last LA. Oh, that, that, that, that was, that was, that was pretty good. We only watched the, we watched two episodes. I'm episode six. It's good, it's really good. You said it was awful. No, I was, but they did one of a, uh, community college, uh, football in LA and it was awful compared to the original football. Oh, God

I got it. But the basketball ones legit. Yeah, coaches don't go. Just don't he's intense. I like that though That poor guy man. That's the hardest he was the head coach The wall head dude. Oh, cuz he does will have to coach He has to mentor all those idiots. They're just fuckers. He's the hardest job in the world. He has to mentor these morons. And then he has to, because of the way the school works since he gets full salary, then he has to teach there.

So he teaches a cycling class, fucking multiple times a day. And then he does Bible study. Yeah, and then he rushes home. Yeah. And he stays all the way in content. God. He lives in content just such a long way that in that British churches, Crinsha, right? Yeah, yeah, and and he lost he lost he say he was coaching a guy and he got killed during the game

Yeah, so he was like I know during gang violence. Oh Come on, don't get shot there the best way. Well, I don't know. It was dicey. I'll give you I don't got shot there the best way. Well, I don't know. It was dicey. I'll give you dicey. Well, you was talking over. The way you used English. I wasn't talking over.

I was just like, what is it? It was bad during gang violence, shaper. Yeah, gang violence. Till he lost him. He lost him. He said he never lose a kid like that again. That's why he had bested English. Oh, yeah.

He never lost. And then they said he could coach, like he was coaching Division 1. He could be a head coach Division 1. But the way Division 1 works, I mean, he was like, I'll never see my family. He's like, so I'd rather just be a head coach of this community college the way division one works, I mean, he was like, I'll never see my family. He's like, so I'd rather just be a head coach of this community college. Although I feel like he's doing more like-

He's doing a lot. Coach came for Duke's not teaching fucking cycling classes. Then also the way those kids talk to him, I was telling my girl, I played big time division one football, big time. Pro, if I would have said one I oath of, like those kids talk to him Dude I would be kicked off the team so fucking

He was like man, give me in a game Not Joe That play that Penn State and he got hurt and he got home. That's why he would Drives me fucking nuts, but he's so he's a ball He's so weak mentally. Yeah, that he's never but even after that I fucking up the tantrums the foul He still has a chance to go division one he's so talented But he's so good. He can't get it right. He got hurt at the division one You can't get it right. He got hurt at the division one.

Yeah, he started smoking. He started smoking, yeah. And then asked him, how about the point guard, the light skin feller. He's a beast, I like it. He's a beast. What's tough to see is he's six, he's six to point guard. So his dad was in his life, his dad's black,

his mom's super white. His mom three years ago got cancer and passed away. And they were super close. So mom three years ago got cancer and passed away. They were like super close. So then he's just on his own. And he's like, though, he's a team captain, he's the heart of the team. He's such a beast. My problem with him, not a problem.

Well, I was telling my girl, she's like, man, I hope he makes it. I said the chances of him making it to forget the NBA, that didn't happen. But even over, he, no, that's not happened. But well, maybe, like, You don't think he can make't think you make division one be tough dude has a six to point guard Great, but it's that great stuff. Great. Steph Kursick's for sure. That's the problem. No Trust me. He's trust me six. I met him me too. We're eye to eye. I want to meet him. I'll bring up all Steph Kuryus

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Yeah, the problem is my girl's like, I hope he makes it because I wanted to make money and be okay. And I was like, I know, the chance of him making it is not good. You see how they live on campus? I know. Oh, the way he lives on campus. Bro, he lives with his girl far. He lives all the way out in Riverside.

Oh, shit. Hey, from where the school is, from Riverside, it's like an hour and a half him as girl cute though Yeah, it's like it's like it's like it's right or not it's East LA community. I do yeah, I didn't know this It's a fucking huge school 35,000 students. Oh, yeah I didn't know that how many that sees private so that has like 8,000 UCLA's probably like yeah, maybe 10,000 maybe let's go That's like you see Miami. It's not that big of a school though

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I like my project. Yeah that here's the other thing What would he got the team of his dad's not he did he I don't know I don't know he can you wait wait You know this son yeah, no No, that's the peace on who on the line. Yeah, uh, but can but uh for a hoop and yeah, no, no I know, yeah, was he on the team? He was on the team. He played for you. Yeah, oh I see DC Yeah, I tried to fight for him because I thought he was a good player. This one's there. Hey, yo, let's go to my old alumni game You want to go game? You know what sad is no one's at the game

About you to spend classes and I for extra credit I'm about to use T-Tank spank glasses and I fracture credit anybody goes to the game. Did he point you out and grigas, y'all, you need the credit, you gone chill, she looks cashier, I'm busy. Because I didn't say what David, she's like, I can't go man. Dude, there's nobody there. There's nobody there. I hope the producer was like, say no.

There's more kids at a fucking high school here, and I'm in court. There's nobody there at a fucking high school here, and I mean, there's nobody there. You see a few other beats. Yeah. Some of them, some of them, that, I mean, that East and LA college basketball team. You see that one. But they're like,

thing about it, but you can't get East to a team, they're switching out every two years. Yeah. So there's no, it's not like SC or UCLA, we can't say that. And you go,

they're only allowed the two years. Only two years. And then everyone's far as like, everyone in there. The super self is true. Like their only goal is to get to another college. Yeah, they don't give a fuck about the school. That's the thing.

That's what it does. That's why I coach you so good. Yeah, such a beast. Oh, see that. Every two years those kids are cycling out. You gotta redefine the team every two years. Every two years. Which is, yeah.

You know what's so crazy? I saw that white guy was shooting dumb number three. They couldn't stop You should be a dude what the fuck are you doing at Duke? In Allen over crazy in all it just every time they couldn't stop You're doing a Duke Right in allay just every time they couldn't stop He was a shitty team because they were like all the like the weakest team You play with a bunch of scrubs, but he went off though. He went off There's always something going on I want to know his story

How about that one kid KJ who's the number one recruit in all of California? Was the tall black guy? Yeah, the ball. The super, he's like the best player. And there's no one like him. He's six, eight. He should be there. He should be at whatever, he is on top of that. He should be at whatever college he wants to.

And then you hear a story and you're like, oh my God. He's a reason. He's like, yeah, my friend, you know, he's like, as the number one recruiting all of California, which is big time basketball. He's like, as number one rank recruiting all of California. He's big time basketball. He's the number one rank recruit in all of California. He's like, and then I just passed a summer class.

So I didn't meet the standards to go to division one. Like, God, dumb. Which is like, don't they? You know, easy. You know, they make it easy if you're an athlete. Especially for the ice guy. Yeah, the easiest. Make it easy.

Those of you that are number one recruit. Oh, dude. You literally just have to. You had to show up. Dude, all you have to one recruit. Oh, dude. You literally just have to. You had to show up. Dude, all you have to do is show up and you probably play at Notre Dame with some shit. It's wrong with you.

You are, Jayden, Duke, Duke, either, right? No. No. We like real educations. Hey, listen. Yeah, yeah. Teachers are like, hey, don't be for quarter of a Duke. My dad was a, well well it's Metro State.

I don't think it's a jucco. I don't think, I think it's a four year call, but he's a professor at one. My dad was. He was? Oh, he did. What do you think? Business.

Oh yeah. Is that what made you want to get a business degree? No, I like money. Oh, I'm a fair enough. I don't talk about it. We saw that. He's in a four year? Yeah, he teached that Denver. He still does? No. Oh, we all have a fair enough. I don't talk about it. We saw that. She's it for four years? Yeah, he teached that Denver.

He still does? No. Oh, he retired. That's where he met my stepmom. She was a student. She was a student. But at those metropolitan classes, my stepmom was like 30.

Oh man, that was like 42. Got you. Oh, this was a long time ago. Yeah, guys, not recently. That's where they met. That's dope. How proud is that work? She had some questions. I'm Yeah, guys, not recently. That's what they meant. That's dope. How proud is that work? She had some questions.

I can figure this out. I got answers. I was a little seeing older people on campus, and I'm like, me and y'all doing it. My mind. I used to work at it at UCLA, and I was like, Godzilla and that motherfucker. Everyone was Asian.

Everyone was the only. UCLA is super Asian. Oh my god, I was like, it's turned up though. It's turned up super duper I know that like you call you know see California lots of Asians. Yep. Mm-hmm and Bro, I get it. Yeah Lots of and I used to take this my cousins lunch court is be a plethora of agents in a lunch hall Oh, they're everywhere. Oh, and they got the only a dime

Oh, yeah, you can use their car But you thought I was a UCLA how much I was going up there. Yeah, they're everywhere. Oh, and they got the only little diamond. Oh, yeah, you can use their car. Of course. But you thought I was a UCLA. How much I was going up there. Yeah, they're dominating you. Dominating you. They had to set some sort of like requirement where they can't have so many agents now because even Harvard was like, all right, enough's enough.

We need some white. Yeah, that's a great thing. For me, action works against Asians because there's so many of us in college. Because they emphasize so much on education, they would destroy all the, and their team's, they're smart. Yeah, so I'm less like,

they're smart, but it's what they focus on. Because on the Asian. What do you mean? Like their culture, especially when they come to America, really focus on education. So is there anything specific that Asians like to like, study math? It's a lot of practical stuff.

Like when I first was going to college, my parents wanted me to become a pharmacist because they said it's the easiest way to get into the medical field without doing a lot of work. Because once you have your pharmacy degree, you can open up a pharmacy, you make a lot of money without doing much. So a lot of enemies people,

there's a joke where you're a drug dealer, either you sell illegally or you become a pharmacist. And then you tell your parents I have a different plan. I'm gonna start only fancy it because much is that pharmacist. Yes, absolutely. And I can't, it's cool too. The pharmacists make a lot of money. Oh my car is so proud right now. The pharmacists make decent amount. They don't make as much as cat.

Really? No. I thought pharmacists make. Cat makes more than pharmacists a month. Are you serious? Yes. I see them all. Oh, nice. How much do you guys think pharmacists make? makes more than pharmacist a month. Are you serious? Yes. I see I'm on the right. All right. Yeah. How much you guys think pharmacist make?

What's a lot? So you're you're salary. Yeah, man. Oh, no, no week You just bring it out This average Hey, they're monthly after tax and the whole life saving what do you think? So they can be every two weeks Every two weeks what's that looking like? I don't know Well you sign it all for your check

So I'm making a hundred forty year 140 California 140 year That's a good thing. That's good. Very good. But it's not, it's not cat. For California. Wait, is that one?

Yeah, 140 in California. So minus taxes, that'd be like what? Is that good for California though? Do you 140 grams good wherever you live? Oh it is? The average person don't have more than $400 in their bank account. I know pharmacists that make like around 300, 260. Yeah, it's on the side.

No, no, legal. Actually legal. No, really. They're like in the operational on a pharmacist. Oh, so you can like move up, move up, move up. Promotion. Got it. So if you want to do medical,

like you want to become like a doctor, it's like, basically 10 years. Yeah, and you have a shit ton of debt. And then here's the other thing. So I have kids, right? Let's say my tiger goes, I'm gonna be a doctor, dad. Yeah. Well, by the time you say doctor,

technology's gonna be so advanced. I don't know if we're gonna need them. Yeah. We're gonna need them for some things, but as far as like those procedures and stuff, it's gonna be technology. And they're gonna be able to beat stuff and computerize. So I don't, it's almost a waste of time.

We're doing some people. Do you have a lot of college debt? No, no, no, no. Oh, you want a scholarship, that's right. Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad. Double major, be cool. Double major, be in the future. You have a lot of debt.

Uh-uh, I had some debt by paid it off. Yeah. I had some scholarships and then my parents helping. Okay, so you got scholarship. Yeah, I had certain, uh, scholarship. But I think that's what's bad- badass about Asians and Jews is in their culture They focus so much on education. They just don't little Eastern Any ethnicity that comes over the States they're not coming here to play grab us. They're coming to better

Dude like you meet some Ethiopians are Nigerians that was racist you meet some Nigerians are Ethiopians? They're beast. Yeah, they're beast. 100% beast. Ethiopians. Max was a Ethiopian. She was pretty smart. By shoe-

I think it's just like a maybe just a respective education. Yeah, they focus on the household dust. Yeah, because not that Asian is smarter than any other ethnicity. They just focus on it. That's like saying.'re okay. Yeah, because not that agent is smarter than any other ethnicity. They just focus on it. That's like, say, In Asia, that's the only way for you to really get out of poverty is having an education.

That's the only way you get a job that'll make a deal. And it's also so highly respected. Yeah, exactly. Whereas here, it's not really the same thing. I can't find my college. What's the college? Because I get cheer. Really?

Yeah. And you wouldn't went unless you had cheerleading. And let's say I cheer that, I would not want tohmm. I just think that's the way you brought up too But what else did we instrument college even like my son got into the school like when you look at the school and the curriculum It's like does this make sense like I guess I want them learning that shit like now with The internet and stuff they can learn. It's like fuck man He's he's advancing so, he's advanced and so fast just from YouTube and shit.

Elon Musk got a lot of flat because they went, you know, your kids are really smart. Everyone says your kids are really smart and he's like, I wish I could take credit for you, because they learn most of their stuff out of YouTube. That's what, so think about you. Like, you went to college. Do you feel like you learned?

No, if so, let's say Tiger, unless Tiger's super gifted at sports, I'd be like, yeah, you're gonna, because when you go to a major division one college for sports, you're majoring in sports straight up. Yeah, there's no time for anything else. So unless he's super gifted, I'd like to go there to get education, depending on what he wants to do.

Because the other thing is now we know like, you don't have to go to college, it depends what you want to do. You want to do podcasting, you want to be a producer? You want to do you want to be an entertainment like then college is good for the experience and life experience But as far as education unless you're like an engineer something. Yeah, I mean Yeah, I feel like it's like specific shit. You want a major like it's a good experience You want to be a lawyer? Yeah, you might have a good time. Go through some fucking schooling for that, but like certainly she like communications.

You can play Western, you're there to party. Bro, the kid behind me majoring communications. I'm not even trying to be funny. The kid behind me majoring communications. The first day on campus meeting him at a class together and he looked like dead serious. I said he was from Louisiana. I'm like in a state name. I don't, I did serious. I swear he was from Louisiana. I'm like gonna say his name.

I don't want Adam. Good football player. He was from Louisiana. Looked over at me and went, hey, dog, how you spell chair? And I started laughing at him. And I was like, good luck, my man. And then he's like, nah, bitch.

He was like, way bigger than me. He's like, nah, bitch. I spelled chair. I was like, c- from real? He got his degree behind me. They're like, Brendan job. And then I was like, okay, I turn around and see him like this fucking kid got his degree degree. Well, he's in a stand up. Damn.

That's fucking crazy. That's dope. But what all can you do? You learn more outside of like listen, I'm with the college. It's not a fact. You know, me. a college it's not a big deal. You know, I mean, I did it. Okay, well, I learned so much outside of school. That is like, you could use a few more books.

I'm not getting a lot of you. You could use a little more life experience. Yeah, but I don't kill you. I was learning the order of operations last night. You know, you don't even know how to do a math equation, right? Because you know the parentheses, That's the thing about math. Say, now with our phones, you don't like... Thank you.

Or writing in general? Yeah. Like straight up write. When's the last time you had to straight up write some shit down? I remember when they used to make you practice cursive. All the time. All the time. And now they don't do it.

I thought they only did it in like private schools. You get to learn curve curve. No, you're not. It's just a public school. No, I'll tell you that I'm not a person I'm tripping I'm in an area that's not with the public school he's like what the fuck's

curses you guys got lunch ah give me a fucking piece of it you want us to break the news you know he was like yo she's like that cursor for them rich y'all boozy I think I guess I think I still got it like Adam's out spelled risuto It is dice you don't you don't do it a lot

How's your permission I remember my hand you started mission is fucking horrible I have to like try to know you fuck you write all the time I write all of you write all the time. Yeah, we're on the road. He's always up in the morning Yeah, you write all the time. Yeah, I prefer to write like if I'm writing bits out like I write bullet points I prefer to write it out. No, I don't like to do on my phone That's if I if that's all I have it well, but prefer to write it out. Okay, I Took the ACT last night, so my girl That's right. Yeah, no wet well like an online merchant of it

No, yeah, so my girl's tutoring like these college students That's helping up for the SAT and she's I want to keep doing that because it was so much fun It's girl was challenging. I was like, hey babe. Let's just take the ACT practice. So I took mine I took hers. I scored a high number what's your number? 430 I scored a high number what's your number? I was kind of scared. Where is it? 430? Out of 1600?

That's awful. Why didn't finish it? That's so bad. It was time. So let's just double that score. You got a 860, dude. You don't qualify for college. Well, I'm a home, but it was a time thing.

I know they're all time. Yeah, so I think you get 100 points for writing your name on the AC2 but it was a time thing. Yeah, I know they all they're all time. Yeah, so I think you get a hundred points for writing your name on the ACT you get a 430. Yeah, so we double that's it. That's a 860 It was based off what I mean, how many questions did you answer? 120 I never took the ACT, so. You never took the, uh, can't take this. Can't take this. I didn't take ACT or SAT. Really? I went to community college and, uh,

by the time I applied, they didn't need me to submit any of those. We'll take some order of operations. It's, I don't even need that. Oh, so see, yeah, I even finished it. I don't even finished it. I'm pretty far though. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, you got like halfway. Thank you. I don't know, you can, like, you can take it. You can take it. Yeah, I don't want to. This practice test online, that's why. No, I have to reason for it to. Yeah, I don't want to Thank you. I don't know you I don't know you can like you can take you can take you can take. Yeah Yeah, I don't want to test online. That's why I don't reason for you. Yeah, I don't want to do that order of operations We should do I might be disappointed myself. I'd say I was braving up this year for 30. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I was back to you. I didn't finish it a lot of courage to shout out of 430

Shout out of 4th 30 I don't know I don't know That's like, that's like me showing my cut My courage I was just playing, I got to 8, I got to 8, 97 That's not good either, no no Hey look at that, Shapiro, he'll do it to the camera Oh yeah, you can write it though, congrats

It's cursive You're writing cursive Oh that's a bright You can draw, no, I don't want you to write anything. Oh, man. I mean, I fucking hope I can write. Yeah. I didn't know that was so low.

I wrote chin, can. It's too much exposure, it's too bright. Oh, there it, there it, there we go. I think that's good. Yeah. That's great. That's nice. Yeah.

It reminds me of my writing. But my writing is not like a structured right like you I don't know I just say shit. Yeah, but that's what you're sure still when you journal Yeah, it's not like I'm going dear diary. Yeah, which my girlfriend thinks I do all the time We got an argument today Black country pale dare die We got an argument today Dear diary the word is compromised

Stay one day I knotted in two minutes Dear Darry I'm scared to eat that. Self love. Self love. Self love. It's just for you. That's why you call yourself S-A-L-S. Self love. That's why he just for you call yourself S a l s You know self-loat your pal Damn no, I'm so I went to UCLA. I didn't know what a BC party was until I went there You know what that is? No, you didn't know you know what a BC party is oh anything but close bro

That was so lit anything but Yeah, you know No, I came in my outfit was I come in something created some creative. Oh, okay, so if you just came in like boxers They'd be come on. No, no Like mattresses are like I came in like a cardboard box. You come in like a trash bag a cardboard box You just need but anything but it's lit though. Yeah, this's encouraging fucking man every party was just like to talk about it They have more. Yeah, for what? Yeah, like they're dropping his toe. Yeah They have Magnus and condoms at the door

So you know what it yeah, I see that show you four Emily's kids are lit. We bro is lit You know what it's so much funnier than when I was kid. I mean, yeah They've crazy depression and social media bullying, but other than that pretty lit. It's turned up What what what did they have when you use in school just straight physical bully? There's no online I'm talking about party. Oh pardon. We got we it was like Amelie house. It was like, you know, we had yeah football But it was like you know the football team is basically their own frat So we had football specific parties was just the football team after a big game

Like we get done like playing at Tex XAM, we'd fly home that night. Especially if we won, we'd party that night. Especially like red. We had kegs, kegs, and... No, cheer parties would live. And then we realized our one friend who's was working for the cartel, I think he's in prison now, he would always take it to the next level. He was like snorting whiskey.

Remember one time he put whiskey up his ass. And when we were like back at it, we're like, oh, he was so fun. And then I think I'm like, he had a real problem. And he was crying for help. Yeah, y'all didn't help him at all. Hey, look at me. What the heck, he asked, Crill, we do Edward 40 hands.

You ever done that? How about, bro? You're actually, what's up, Doug? It's where you take to Edward 40 hands. Oh, 40 hands. We put two Mickey's and you can't take it off. You finish it. Are you serious?

I don't know. You get twisted. Sipel, you did it. The beer gets in on after a while. It's into the booze, how I'm lacy. That's what you talk about. That's it, we're 40 hands. Woo-hoo.

And you'd be lit afterwards. You'd turn up. You'd be pretty hammered. Oh, I can't. I never got into drugs though. And I'd only drink after game if we won. If you won. Okay.

One of the cool ones. One a lot, those year boys drinking. What was your record date? Oh, you had some ballers, are you? Yeah, we were like top 15 for long time. One of the coolest parties we had was we had an Rubik's Cube party. What's that?

So you come in Rubik's Cube colors and you swim. Nurt alert! This is cheerleading thing. You do, we get really crazy. So what we do, we get a bunch of flaming hot Cheetos Cube colors and you slimmered Oh Cheerleading Dude we get really crazy. So what we do we get a bunch of flaming hot cheetos and then So they'll figure it out and then we'd win Ruby cute. I see like the worst photo. Yeah, that's me and everyone's I was drunk Is that it's a whole video that I don't want to show I got it? Who's that nutty professor taking a picture

that I don't want to show. God, who's that nutty professor taking a picture of that? So, God, cheering with it. No. He was a cheerleader. He was not doing no fling. No, he was not. No. He cheer was on the bottom.

Holy bitch. He cheering it also played on the football team. Yeah. At Louisville? No, this was, that was in Texas. Yeah. So, man, look at, I was, dude, I was, should be able to hold him on his hand. I wish I could. I wish was dude, I was. I should've been like a whole hand on his hand.

I wish I could. I wish I could show you the video, but it's like, I don't want to get in trouble. What do you mean? I don't know. I just feel like it's out of, I mean, I probably wouldn't get in trouble, but it's just, you know, the video be just being reckless.

That was kind of reckless, we talk about here. I was, I was, I was, I love to see it. Yeah, come on. I'll show you after. All right. And then we'll decide. Are you ashamed of that? Are you ashamed of that? I just look at it and I get anxiety.

Oh, you know, but I mean, I can't see that way at all. No one can any facet. No one can. Because I mean, it was just, I mean, shit, when you said, I mean, it was one of the great, yeah, you're gonna find out that somewhere. Yeah, you find out. And you find it through drinking. And so these were not whileing out. Oh, I bet that was fun though, for a little bit. But like, my drinking and anger at the same time.

Oh, fantastic. Oh, fantastic. Bro, I was trying to fight people over anything. Tell me about time you got knocked out. When I got knocked out. You remember the guy at Bowen, the boxing club? Oh, yeah. He was drunk.

Oh, no, I remember that. Yeah, I told him about that. Yeah, I swung once and dude, yeah, you. Yeah, that's why you bring up that that. Yeah, I told him about that. Yeah, I swung once and dude, yeah. Yeah. Why you bring up that one? Yeah, man. It was a, oh, we not. It was a, oh, we not.

It motherfucking knocked me on my ass. It wasn't a, oh, we not. You're out of control, huh? I had a control. But like for stupid shit, man, like, I mean, I told you, yeah, I tried to fight a dude over a chicken sandwich. I mean, that was, that's for Popeyes. That was, it was before Popeyes chicken sound. It was a it was water burger You want to fight over what I've never had it I'd fight over chick play I'd fight everyone in this room over

Chick-fil-A wasn't really popping No, wasn't I know I'm just saying To give them the pop-up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's such a good product. You were such a good one. You were such a good one. You were such a good one. You were such a good one. You were such a good one.

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I didn't. Nice call this year. When did I really know about chicken? I didn't know about chicken. I didn't learn about chicken later until like two, three years ago. The first restaurant says 1967. So maybe the company opened up in the 40s, something, whatever. Where it been lit for a hot second.

Don't you remember at the mall when I was a kid that gave out the samples? They were doing that. They were doing that. They used to always get out the samples. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. They give out the samples. Remember, you like, that's the best drink I've ever had.

Now they don't even need to get out of no sample. All right. They're like, wait, you don't pay me no nice stuff. That's so nice though. Oh, that's so nice. So nice. My pleasure. Every time, my pleasure.

They make a mistake, they just put it in. Remember, they made a mistake the other day. They forgot our Polynesian sauce. It's like, don't worry about it. Here's a whole bag of Polynesian and two brownies Cuz I saw a lot of Sasha Pell. He look like he won the one. Oh wow They saw you Am I lying? Did you have any? No, I did not hear the brownie had it, but again, come on, bro Check it man. Listen, I haven't been able to wear this shirt in a minute. You look good, Chipel. Yeah, I Know, kiss my ass you because when we were in the car, he was like oh, oh pop pop us your pal is in town

Oh, he already left already. Oh, he came in just for a day. No, he I had him. I had him as a guest on my pile. Oh shit Yeah, yeah, we had a ball and flying gasson on my podcast. Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah. We had a ball and flying gassin. Yeah. Well, he bought his here ticket. I bought his away. That's cool though. But no, yeah, yeah. Because I don't know. I was just thinking about it. I was like, man, you know, we've never really sat down and had like a long conversation. And just like, there's so much that we talked about where we were just so on the same page. Really? Yeah. For us, it's so much that we talked about where we were just so on the same page really yeah for us not it's so wild cuz I first to never be around each other and like I mean it's only this is a young relationship It's only five years you know cuz I was 29 when I you know You know decided to reach out to him but uh us to never be around each other we have so many things

It's a gap it's crazy like genetics is a fucking I'm us to never be around each other. We have so many things Like genetics is a fucking And he's a cool ass dude You guys see this picture holding my guitar. Yeah, he's great. He's a fun. Did you ask him? I would ask him like came in if I didn't reach out five years ago would you have reached out? I did ask that what he said. I did ask that. And what he said. I did ask that. He honestly was banking on me never, cause he felt bad.

He was like, he goes, I fucked up. He's probably ashamed. Yeah, he was ashamed. He was just like, I don't think he'll ever, you know, reach out to me. The heavy podcast. Yeah, it was heavy, but it was great. It's heavy, but not like a, I'm sure it helped you. Yeah, it helped both of us. Like it wasn't weird, it was it was heavy. It was but it was great. It's like it's heavy, but not like a help you

I'm sure it helped you. Yeah help build was like it wasn't weird. It was good like it was a therapy It was all it what like but it wasn't like the sad thing it was like this like does he own it? Does he own it like yeah, I fucked up man. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, and that's and I think that's why Hold on And I think that's the problem with me if you lie. Oh my god. That's him holding my lips, dude. Oh my god. Oh my god.

He was just fly out, it's like, I know you. He's like, I know you. He's like, I know you. He's like, I know you. I know you. He's like, I know you. He's like, I know you. He's like, I know you.

He's like, I know you. He's like, I know you. He's like, I know you. He's like, I know you. He's like, I know you. He's like, I know you. He's like, I know you. He's like, I know you.

He's like, I know you. He's like, I know you. He's like, I know you. He's like, I know you. He's like, I know you. He's like, I know you. He's question, yeah, he was not a crypt. He was only in blue because that's what the prison gave them. But then they- So was he a blood? No. No, he wasn't a blood. He wasn't a blood.

I didn't even ask that. Oh, you didn't get into it. I didn't get, I could, I could, because he wasn't really about the gang life. He was just slaying the blood. It was the drugs he liked. Because that's where, I mean, you know, he didn't make any money, like just gang banging on like,

you know, trying to crack people, right? He was just like, yo, like, this is worth that for me, the fucking, the drug. The drug, the drug, the cow, that. Well, we gotta set up for the call. Wait, what did you say? Wait, how do we, he said, he said, creeps my crap too.

Oh, it's like Jordan, the phone says, Republicans by Jordan's too. I got it, I got it. I'm sorry, I missed that. That's, crap too. Oh. That's like Jordan says Republicans by Jordan's too. I got it. I got it. Oh, I'm sorry I missed that. That's... That's all I can do. So, is he called that noon or 1230, Chin?

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Miz, what's up brother? Something is. What's up, man? How you doing, man? You know, it's just another day. I feel you brother, I wish we could do this in person, but with this pandemic, we gotta do zoomie zoom, man. It happens.

You're saying your kids mess with the set, the cameras and stuff, how old are the... I have a, yeah I've had a, I have like a nice camera that I use and they unplugged it and when you unplug the camera that I was using, when you plug it back in, the display shows on zoom calls. And so you'll see all the stuff that you don't want to see. And so I have to re-go through and reconfigure it and everything, so it was a whole problem. But yeah, the kids get in everything.

I agree with you. How old are, I got two little ones myself. How old are they? One and a half and three. Oh, we're in it, dude. Yeah, I got a, one and a half year old and a five year old. So it's a bit. It's so funny that everyone always goes, we're in it. Oh, we're in it.. Yeah, I got a one one half year old and a five year old so it's it's so funny that everyone always goes

We're in it. Oh, we're in it. It's like yeah, it's like when when are you not in it? That's what that's what I wonder When when is the the grace period? Yeah, you're like we could sit back breathe take a breath and just go When's that grace period? All right, when they're 30? I don't know because That's what I'm saying like everyone's like yeah, when they're four when they're five Like I don't see it happening when they're four or five. I see a whole new set of Obstacles that I will have to figure out my wife will have to figure out yeah, cuz they'll go oh get ready terrible Two's I'm like three are pretty shitty two man. Yeah, there's just an asshole Three's are in there. Yeah, three's are in there. That's why when I say you're in it,

it's like we both went through Navy SEAL's Bud Camp. You know what I'm saying? Only parents, this is Chappelle, by the way, the other co-host. What up? What's up, dude? It's like, you're, only parents can relate to that. You know what I'm saying?

Like when you're in, my friends would, when I didn't have kids, my friends would be like, you know, I'd call them up. They'd like, hey, let's go out. And they'd be like, dude, I got kids. She got to stop using that excuse. I'm getting real old. Now, I get the excuse, because I use it on a daily basis.

And it's no joke. People are like, yo, let's go out. My buddy goes, hey, you want to go out to eat? And I go, what time? He goes, eight, I go, eight. I'm getting ready for bed. It is because my kids are getting up at six. That's that dad life, man.

Yeah, I'm in bed by nine. I'm up my, no, my son wakes about 5.30. I'm not doing shit outside that, man. I can't meet for dinners anymore. Nothing, dude. Nothing. I saw a picture on Instagram and as a fellow dad, you're inspirational because dad is getting shredded, man. You're in great shape right now.

Working hard, it's WrestleMania season. And anytime you have WrestleMania season, I always tried to get in my top peak performance shape. This is our, we look at WrestleMania and we see Super Bowl for NFL, MLB is the World Series, the NBA Finals. For WWE, it's WrestleMania and it's the greatest spectacle that you will ever see. To get in shape and to make sure that you are at your peak level of performance on that day, it starts back in January. So I've lost about 15 pounds

and been eating all the right foods. Like I can't wait for WrestleMania to be over with so I can actually have some chocolate and some ice cream because my kids literally like teased me with it every day. Like, you know, our house is saturated with junk food. And people are like, oh, we feed your kids junk food? Yeah, because sometimes that's all they'll eat.

Correct. Yeah, my kid has's all they'll eat. Correct. Yeah, my kid has chicken fingers for every goddamn meal. That's the thing, like I see you getting in shape and as a dad, it's tough, man, because till your point, like my son has gushes around all the time. I love, you don't think I want gushes all the time? And then he got trouble.

Oh, all that stuff, I want the cookies. I want the popsicles. I want it all, like pizza. Oh, you don't think I want a pieceicles, I want it all, like pizza. Oh, you don't think I want a piece of that pizza that you're having right now? I know. You're throwing on the ground that I have to clean up. Oh, yes, I definitely do.

But the problem is like I can't. And so it's been a lot, but I can't wait for a WrestleMania, you know, April 10th and 11th, you know, we have two days days this season and what's cool about it is I'm going up against Bad Bunny and Damien Priest, Ms. Morrison R. And it's going to be a pretty interesting match. And I think people are really ready for it and are going to tune in and we're going to create a moment that's going to last a lifetime. I'm just apologizing that I'm going to break Bad Bunny jaw, and he's not gonna be able to perform musically for the next couple of years.

Maybe a year. So I'm taking him out of the commission. That's what I plan on doing. Yeah, listen, I'll tell you right now, if I'm Bad Bunny, and if you disgrace my Bugatti, like you did his the other day, we're straight up fighting, man. We're fighting.

It's so funny, because we had a camera guy there and we had a couple people of like watching around and they're like, you're not really gonna do something to that pagoti. Are you like, it's a $3.6 million car. I go, oh no, no, no, it's getting pain on it. Like, that was real pain. And not only that, like my hand was stained for like two days like red It was stained red to it. So that was people are like, oh, it's ketchup. It says I'm like no That was real paint and people are like were you nervous? And I was like no like I wanted to destruct His car. I destructed his car that was real red paint. It stained my hand for two days and I honestly it was

fun because I finger-pain with my daughter all the time and usually it's on construction paper that cost me like ten cents. I got to finger-pain on a $3.6 million canvas and sign it with my name. I don't think many people get to do that. With guys like Bad Bunny and Floyd Mayweather has done some stuff and Mike Tyson. So you get these crossovers. And obviously the WWE fan base is insane, man. So obviously everyone wants to captivate a piece

of that audience. How do you feel when guys like Bad Bunny cross pollinate? And you know, obviously you know what they're doing over there. Do you, I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.. Do you, I love it. I love it. I would love for me whenever we get other celebrities from outside worlds.

Yeah. I enjoy whenever we have sport stars, musicians, recording artists, whatever you name it, we've had actors. And anytime a celebrity comes in, they're bringing a whole new audience that gets to appreciate what we do on a weekly basis. We are nonstop, we are live TV, some actors and musicians and sports stars, they succeed.

Others do not, because it's live. It's one take. You don't get a bunch of takes on these sort of situations. And you know, with bad money where I got involved was I always demand a certain amount of respect towards myself and towards this business. When I first got there, I didn't receive that respect from bad bunny. Everybody else seems to get the respect besides me. So that's where he basically crossed me the wrong way. And that's why we're having this match. The the problem is with bad bunny is that he is a huge recording artist there's i don't think anyone bigger right now the music was in

then bad bunny i mean he is huge i mean this guy has over a billion views not and i and that's not m that's a b on youtube on his music videos you know people are really into me is a huge fanbase i just think that when you step into my ring in a WWE ring, it's cool to venture, it's cool to come for a performance. That's great. But once you overstay or welcome, you're venturing into my world. And in my world, I'm going to beat respect into you. And make sure that not only that you earn the respect from me, but you earn the respect from the WWE Universe as well. And that's what's gonna happen at WrestleMania.

See, we could be on it? I don't know if it's for a shippell. I'm winning, I'm ready. I'm ready to. I respect it, though. I respect it. Do you get hate from bad bunny fans? Because obviously, you know, what you guys are doing, you know,

we know this, like there's also an agenda, it is a performance, you're an actor to some degree at a very high level and there's also obviously risk involved with it, but I'm sure some people blur the lines and they actually think you hate bad bunny. That's the heart of what we do. We have, you know, with WWE, we look at it like this. Watch WWE, like you watch a movie, like a TV show. We have amazing storytelling. We have bad guys, we have good guys.

So get involved with it, entertain, and we entertain you. And obviously, yeah, our job is to blur the lines to where you're like, ooh, I don't know what to think because when you go into a live audience and you're there and you're cheering for who you love and booing who you hate, you're invest in that storyline. And so that's our job to make you invest, to make you want to see this match. And right now our match is here. We are ready to go. We are primed up and it is going to be something to be remembered.

And I think people like our job is for people to take memories that will last a lifetime. I have memories as a child watching, you know, WWE. I want to do that for kids out there that literally were my age watching. And I want them to have those memories ingrained in their mind, that I have in mind. So that's kind of what we're hoping for. And I think we're succeeding at doing that. Great, yeah, no, I love it. I think I find you interesting when they approach

to have you on the show. I've been a fan for a while because I think your journey, there's some similarities between you and I. What I find interesting is, I'm sure when you dropped out of college to do, you know, the MTV shows, I don't know if you thought you'd be to this level, right?

Like this WOB superstar, and then you have that ultimate kind of persona on there where you call yourself the Miz, and at first you're gonna say, oh, whatever, that's fun, but where's this gonna go? And this is where it led to, and I'm sure for you, for you, we have a mutual friend and Theo Vaughn, Theo is one of my best friends.

And Theo is one of the top comics in the world now. I don't know if you keep up with Theo Vaughn, but literally when the talk... Oh, I keep up with Theo. He is fantastic and incredible. So I'll give you a backstory on Theo. For anyone that doesn't know who Theo Vaughn is, he was first on Road Rules about 20 years ago, which was a reality show that

was very wildly popular. And I remember going on a challenge, which is a sister show, of Road Rules in real world, they come together for the challenge to huge show even right now on MTV. So we went on that show together, and I remember Theo telling me, I was like, I wanna be a WWE superstar, he's like, well, I wanna be a standup comic. And I remember him going to the front of the bus when we were on the way to go to the challenge,

there's 30 of us on there, not many people know each other, but I knew Theo from earlier. And he got up on the microphone and started telling his jokes. And everyone was frying laughing. And this is him just beginning. This is his first start, like this is his first routine that he had. And it was, it was, got to care, remember the jokes,

but it was like, remember when like the telephone companies had like dial down the middle. And like, you know, 1-800-ded down the middle and like 1-800-dialed down the middle. He would make up these entire jokes about the telephone companies. That's how old, how long ago that was. And so now cut to maybe 15 years later, I'm at the improv and I'm taking my wife to go out on a night on the town and we go to the improv. I'm there. Have no idea who is playing, who's going to be performing that night.

And the main event is Theo Vaughn. And I had no idea. And I was like, oh my God, like I know this guy, like I know. This is incredible. And then when I watched him perform, I was almost, it was almost an emotion came over me of how proud I was of him, of where he came from, where he told me, I wanna be a standup comic,

to the level of comedy that he was displaying, like he was, like by far, the best performer there that night. And I was like, this guy is ready for the main stage. So afterwards, I texted him and said, oh my God, I'm in the crowd. How amazing that was in, that was in, so we set up. And he said, I have a standup special coming up on Netflix. And then I watched the standup special.

And I was like, this God, my God, he had a dream, he had a desire, he figured out all the tools that he need that was necessary to Become the artist he is and now there he is at the top of his game one of the best Comedians out there in my mind my favorite and it just goes to show that hard work Determination and a goal when you have something and you said I'm going to go for it. That's what I did I said I'm gonna gain all these tools. That's what I did. I said, I'm going to gain all these tools that I need to become a WWE superstar. And that's where my mind is. That's where I'm set up and I'm going to do it. And it just goes to show

it. Even if you're on a reality show, you still can do it. Because even though a lot of times people look at reality shows and go, whatever, you're no talent hacks. Yeah. Just live your life on TV. But, you know, some people have proved them wrong. Yeah, I mean you and Theo are the example of that When I text Theo you're coming on the show. He said I love I love that dude He saved my life one time from some house He was absolutely loved them is and I you know with Theo He doesn't he's gonna hate me even talking about this but fuck it. He You know he doesn't talk a lot about his MTV days. He doesn't like to address this stuff like that,

because he's in such a different lane now, and he's known for that. He doesn't like to ever look back in the past. Did you feel like it was hard for you to shed that label with the MTV and the reality show stuff like that? Like, did people think I was there? There was a time in my career. So the reason, where he is saying,

and I think I understand where Theo is coming from. So back in the day, when we were on reality shows, there was only a couple available, like real world road rules, big brother, survivor. There was a handful of them. Now, it's a dime a dozen. Hell, Instagram's a reality show if you want. TikTok's a reality show if you want.

But back then, back when we were on, we couldn't get into a room to audition for anything. They looked at us as no-town hacks and that we were just on a reality show and that's all we could do is just be on a reality show and we couldn't do anything else and we would never amount to anything. So when you're putting in the passion and trust me,

I have never said a bad thing about what is MTV or Unimary because I've always been very grateful for being on the real world, for being on the challenges because it set me up and it gave me a whole different mind frame that if I believe in myself that I could do something, I could pursue something different than what was supposed to happen. And where I was from Parma, Ohio, yours was good at college. After college, you go back to Parma Ohio, you go to Parma Ohio, you get a family, you get

a job, and that's what you do for the rest of your life. But being on the real world, it set me off and said, no, I could be a WWE superstar, even though there's six, seven, full of muscle and charisma and their larger than life. I could do this if I set my mind to it. And so where I think I have been able to say, you know what? Screw it. I don't care what anyone else thinks of, you know,

if I'm on a reality show or not, like, there's paths. And nowadays, I say, do it all. Like, my agent will ask me, like, what do you want? And I go, I want it all. And he goes, what do you mean by that? I want reality, I want hosting, I want movies, I want WWE, I want it all. And he goes, what do you mean by that? I want reality, I want hosting, I want movies, I want WWE, I want it all, everything. Give it to me.

Because I want to show that I have the talent in whatever I'm doing to be able to succeed at it. And so give it to me. And so now my agent has done a tremendous job in getting me all these different things and all these different opportunities. Like I get to do Mizz and Mrs. which is our reality show about my family

inside the life of like what it is like to be a WWE superstar and be a dad of two beautiful daughters and be a husband to a wife who's also in WWE. And we made a comedy show. Like literally I look at our show, it's a reality show. It's based on us, absolutely. But I look at it like the office. I look at it like Kirby enthusiast and like sign pal,

people are like, oh my God, you're looking at it like the greatest show ever. Yeah, I am. And I'm proud of it. It's a show that I think people will watch with their families and go and laugh and enjoy. And you know, with WWE, I'm doing the best work I think I've ever done in WWE because now I have a mindset that I can do anything, I can do it all.

And I'm not going to sit there and say, I'm not going to choose this lane. Like they asked me to do the challenge All Stars. And I will do a challenge again because I don't want the drama, but I wouldn't mind hosting it or doing a guest host spot because I always want to pay tribute to where I started.

And who gave me my opportunity? And that is MTV, and Beauty Murray, and the real world. Good for you. Well, when I always think about you, like even from those earlier days, I think everything you've always done has just been so authentic. And it seems like when you transition from MTV to WWE,

like I never saw it as like this weird thing, like what the hell is he doing? He's this guy from real world or whatever, why is he trying to do wrestling? I always thought it was like, oh fuck yeah, he's doing it. And it just, it just seems like you've always just been authentic and true to like, like you've been saying like, if I wanna do it, I'm gonna do it, you know.

So I think it's been cool to like see that. And not apologizing for it either. You're just doing exactly what I wanna do because I believe what I'm doing could make a difference in something like, as stupid as a reality show is, it's a reality show about something, but guess what, there's meaning, there's issues that we tackle that I think a lot of families are dealing with that sometimes, especially in a time like we are right now without the drama in the world.

I think it goes to show that we need things on TV that literally you can just sit here, sit all the pressures that you're having with your day, sit down with your family and just laugh and relax and enjoy. And I think we need that in television. Well, yeah, just looking at the result of everything you do, like it's like, this guy really does believe it. Like he really does feel it. He has, and that's, yeah, and I don't know,

I just think that's like cool, because like you could easily't feel it. Yeah, and I don't know, I just think that's cool because you could easily not, you know, like yeah, most people wouldn't be able to transition from the MTV reality world and be able to jump to something that they really want to do. To that point too, I think Ms. is like, I'm sure when you told your family and friends you're going to the WWE, and I'm sure fans that were

around then were like, what are you doing? That's stupid. Because I think for a lot of people, you switch in lanes for them, doesn't make sense. Like no, those guys have been wrestling since they're kids. So I think a lot of them, you always say, stain your lane, it's like, well no, I like a bunch of lanes, man. You, that, say, stain your lane. It's like, well, no, I like a bunch of lanes, man.

You, that's your, that's your, you're pushing that agenda on me. I don't want to be in that lane. I want to be in this lane. In this lane and this lane. Everyone's always going to tell you, you can't do something. And the reason they sometimes tell you that

is because they can't do it. They can't see themselves doing it. Doesn't mean that you have to listen to that person. As a matter of fact, I listen to those people, I hear them, and I use it as fuel for my fire to say, hey, I want to prove them wrong, but not only do I want to prove them wrong, I want to make sure that they know that when I succeed at it,

if they have a dream, they can do it as well. And so, and maybe they'll turn that negativity into positivity, and that's where I kind of stem everything in my life from, is like I try to generate positive. And people are like, what you're a villain on TV? It's like, yeah, but I'm a villain who, when the good guy beats me, everyone celebrates. And everybody is happy.

And it always has it coming. I know you know in WWE, the villains always has it coming. I know you know in WWE the villains gonna have it coming. Yeah. Sometime or another someone's gonna give it to them and you're gonna have a reaction, a celebration like the coolest thing you can have is a WWE Superstars when you have a title. I had, I just had the WWE Championship, the most coveted title in all of WWE. I had it for eight days. I went up against Bobby Lashley.

That's my guy. Right now is on fire. That's my help. How big of a freak is Bobby Lashley? Oh my God. You know, I used to train with Bobby. I used to train with Bobby. And, you know, he has legit like credential wrestling background

in the military. And when we would wrestle, I never saw him get taken down once. Ever training. Up on muscle. Like he has a six back and then he has a six back on top of that six back. That's how Jack and Big this guy is. But not like that. Tiny head back.

Let's see, it's a very hard worker, very dedicated to the craft. And it's taken, he's never held the WWE Championship. Even though everyone's always known, he's going to get it sometime or another, and then he went away from WWE and then he came back and he set the rule on fire. And when I lost the WWE Championship, even though we were two bad guys, people were celebrating Bobby Lashley's reign as a WWE Championship for the first time.

I remember going backstage in Gorilla and everyone applauding and literally saying congratulations, you deserve it. And to me, I was proud because I was like, wow, like we did that in a matter of eight days. We built this program where people were really looking at it. And then, here's the repercussions. And we're like, oh, you only had it for eight days. Oh, you only had it for eight days. Yeah.

Any time you have the WWE Championship, if it's for eight days, if it's for a day, if it's for a minute, if it's for a second, you are the WWE Championship. Right. And you will always have that. So, eight days as long as you do what is necessary for the company and WWE to succeed to build another superstar, which we did. We built Bobby Lashley into this huge monster and now he has a huge match against Drew McIntyre who by the way

threw the out the entire pandemic with no fans only virtual fans which WWE has done a tremendous job of has been able to carry the WWE Championship for most of that and has done a terrific so these two Titans are gonna go head to head at WrestleMania and I was able to be a part of that story to build these two characters to where they're going in a primetime main event I was able to be a part of that story, to build these two characters, to where they're going in a primetime main event, WrestleMania caliber match. So I'm proud of the work that I've done,

and I hope that they are proud of the work that they're done, because I can't wait to see the match at WrestleMania. Yeah, I think it's interesting, out of all the major sports leagues, the only one who really did it right and had success during the pandemic was the WWE and the UFC. You know, the WWE has done a tremendous job in making sure that each and every week, the fans have something live to watch.

When baseball was gone, NBA was gone, football was gone, all sports were gone, we were still there trying to entertain an audience because in the most critical time that they needed. And I felt safe doing it. Yep, respect. Respect, man. Well, man, I want you on a show for a while, man, like, so I'm a big fan, your motivational guy. And it's hard to get me motivated, man.

Not a lot of people motivate. I love your story, man. I really do. You make me want to stop up, man. I appreciate you guys taking the time to have me on your show. Yeah, it's an honor and privilege So keep up the good work and please if you talk to Theo before I do tell him I said hello And then we talk great things about him Oh man, he truly is one of those people that and I don't think sometimes you get to enough credit

Yeah, especially one of the best stand-ups out there agree agree man Well appreciate it man. Good luck April 10th and 11th good luck brother. I need for luck when you this good, baby All right, brother. Have a good one man I like his energy, man. You can talk, right? Have you ever worked with WWE guys before? No, I never have. When they're like, he's known for his charisma and his smarts, they can talk. You've seen John Cena in an interview or the rock. They're like beast dude.

Beast dude. They're like real season actors and like hype men. So notice, we didn't have to talk much there. Yeah, he'll go. He'll go. It's hard to get in. He'll go. You have to pick your spots.

But it's so unique about him because he was the first wrestler to have a talk show during WWE and interview like different wrestlers. He had a talk show called The Miss. So like inside of wrestling. Oh yeah, shit, it was inside the ring. Inside the ring. And like, it would be a break. It's a segment. And the miss will come and interview another wrestler. And then of course, he probably had him. And he asked like hard,

hitting questions. Like, like, I'm a fan of like, I don't watch the WWE. I'm like huge fan. I'm a, I'm a, I'm respect, it's respect what they do. And it's a tough fucking gig. But like, I can't get into the, you know, I'm a, I'm, you respect, you respect what they do and it's a tough fucking gig. Yeah. But like, I can't get into the, you know, I was like, I'm gonna hurt the bad bunny. Like, I can't, I can't play that game. Uh-huh. It's like when he's doing that, like, I'm gonna fuck him over. I'm gonna break his jaw. I'm like, Oh, man. So it's, it's awkward for me. Yeah. Yeah. Because I get to go after this and break down, you know, you'll see 262, you know, like, you know what I'm saying? So like, it was like, I'm gonna hurt the bad bunny. It's like, hey, not

Back to that, but that Bobby Bobby lasty. That was my guy. Yeah, Bobby's a good friend. That is he's my Train pointer for a long time tall tall. No six two, maybe six three best wrestler. No, Kerdango was the best wrestler But I think that he's second best in like as far as like WWE His bad his bad his some credential guys what his background was real wrestling real wrestling the army and then yeah He was in the army. Yeah, but then Bobby last year was a real pro MMA fighter Yeah, he fought over in Japan. He fought in Bellatory. Okay. Yeah. Oh shit. I didn't know that tiny head I know I saw I thought I thought I thought I think in relation to his body, we're like generally tight.

He was such a beast man. No one can take him down. He was saying his head. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm talking about. Tiny head. Yeah, Mrs. Isntring did. I like him.

I like him. Yeah. I've always liked him. We can do wrestling. Be. Yeah, I don't want to do it. Man, three, a tag team match. Us, you need to have to get on steroids

If it was you and I you'd be the skinny guy ever to grab me no, I'll be a Rey Mysterio No, but he's he's one blood short but one second does flips and shut off the ring I can do it. Have you seen me on a trip? I'll do the flips Malik. You know who we like? We look like Carl Winslow and Steve Irkho. Oh, that's right. When they did that wrestling match, they tripled up Carl Winslow and Steve Irkho. That's right.

I'm Carl Winslow. I'm not skinny as real glasses. I'm not a Irkho dog. I'm not a picture. I'm not a picture. As wrestling. No, I'm not. Oh, God, bro.

That's mad as real. They have a tough gig too, man. They're on the road like three and a half days a year. Yeah. As wrestler no not oh god They have a tough gig two man there on the road like three and a day every year. Yeah, like I talked to one WED But that's not it. That's the best brothers. Yeah, that's the right there. That's them Yeah, that was That's what you guys would look like. I'm not ruffling. It's exactly what you look like. That's not a great reference. It's not a goddamn reference.

We could wear your sex mask and everything. I know, right? We could. You want to bulk out of that? That's all about a confidance. No, no. Yeah, a lot of those guys are motivational as fuck. Yeah.

John Cena, the rock, like those boys. But you have to be a personality to stand out in a wrestling aspect because you gotta be good on the mic like those pro Most I ripped the sharp rock the rock got so good at being a player that I Smackdown game and you that was just skill you have to be a Personally on a mic to win fans. Yeah, cuz I couldn't play a video game no cuz you could reach a play You got to go through like the journey to get to the WWE. I'm trying to think who else Oh David Batista. Oh

Huge huge you know John Cena's in the new suicide squad movie. Oh, really? He's got a swimmer too. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a white bow. I'm gonna say WWE. Uh, he's a host of what ABC I said, do we know he's a host of what my ABC really I just He's a TVS TNT But he he got a lot thinner too. Yeah

He has a weird build. I have something's off. What do you mean? He's just a little weird right there. He looks jack. No jack. No jack. But his bottom something's off on his body I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. Do you have a short toast? I think it's the shoulders He's so big though. And strong. Look at that, fucking. Yeah, damn. He's saying, is that a snake?

You're all really good dudes too. Like, you talked to Stone Cold Steve Austin. I've done his show. We've had one. I think he was on the first big brown. Big brown. Well, the big brown breakdown one was called Big Brown breakdown.

He's the first guest. One of the first guests. I heard he's like, he's just like one of the great guys. Give me a hair. Oh, yeah great guy Yep, that's one of slow guys great guy I like how you know to get the voice Terrible Thanks I'm gonna go over there. What what oh what yeah things I would go over there. What?

What? Oh, what? Yeah. What? I said, look. Yeah, there he's come over. There he goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Some of it, she gets some current events. Uh-huh. Is that around? God. Jesus Christ. It's OK. So Chloe Kardashian's assistant accidentally uploaded a photo onto her Instagram account and she quickly took it down.

Chloe Kardashian is currently in the process of getting people to take this photo down and sending out like season to system. That belongs to the streets. Yeah, it belongs to the streets now. What's wrong with the photo? It's just not edited. Like she looked perfectly fine. She's in great shape, but it's not as edited as the stuff that she usually puts out

That's probably what she's mad. This is natural. I think she's that's just like her brand She likes having being in super control of what she looks like and Her assistant accidentally did and she's mad because she wanted a filter so she looks Yeah, everything she and her sister's post are super heavily edited and so she didn't want like a natural photo of her Being crazy Think of crazy. She's amazing. Yeah, she's think about great. Think about crazy world there And where they post a real picture she freaks out some season to sis. It's their brand. That's how you look And she looks great

But that she looks definitely better on the right. Yeah, that's the filter, but she looks great on the filter Yeah, yeah, this filter. Yeah, what kind of filter like a tanning filter? No, it's probably one of those like no, probably Paris Paris is the one that lines and smooths everything That's almost thinking a Hudson as well. It could be a Hudson But yeah, you kind of filter everything else. so everything looks generally kind of soft and hazy. Oh, yeah, she looks great. She looks great. Yeah, great photo.

But yeah, she gets called out a lot for using Photoshop. Do you remember, we talked about the before and after photos of like what she looked like on the reality show? On the reality show. Versus like the nap time. It's a completely, I don't know if it's the real person. It's insane. You've never seen the Chloe in the day. You're seeing Chloe back in the day

did not look like that. I think Kylie's the biggest come up. Yeah, absolutely. I met no. No, everything. No, she fucking did her jaw line her chin or nose. This was the one that looked the craziest. But that's not even no, that's not the craziest. No, she has no nose face. This is no, no, even, no, that's not the craziest. She has to go down to the one that, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, down, chin, that one, that's what she used to look like. She's like, both of us parts. She's a big girl.

Yeah, that, her on the right, she doesn't even look like that. She, that's completely filtered and messed with. She doesn't even look like, that's on the right. She doesn't even look like that. She, that's completely filtered and messed with. She doesn't even look like that's a different person. Yeah. She looked bad on the list. That's what a lot of people were saying, because this is a clip on the right is from the reality show.

It's like her confessional section of the show. And then the left is what she posted on Instagram. Because she has a filter on mine. That's the same as a filter. I think it's a Photoshop. I think it's straight up Photoshop. She changed her face. Yeah But that okay

Either way, I mean she looks better though. Who cares? I don't think we have more to fill that Can't take off 50 pounds on picture That's what you look, guys Imagine all of the graphics that we have just should tell super skinny I know all to the super skinny and Maltese buff That's why people see some person. Oh god damn man. What happened? My dad was like man, you know what I think?

I know the spot that picture with you Mike Tyson. You way bigger than him. Oh my god. Bro. You're bigger. I've been arguing about this all for a week. You were bigger. Yeah.

Talk good though. So the rapper Cameron actually went on social media and made a video talking about how he has over 200,000 people walking on Instagram. Why? And he says at least. they just say anything he blocks them. So this is the video. I love camera. Oh, he's a piece of piece.

He still rocked the pink. Let me tell you all about block. He looks every minute. I got at least minimum 200,000 people, like minimum, at least maybe more than that. Don't ever feel bad about blocking somebody. Payments is yes, some people are too opinionated, but yes, you get what I'm saying. Say, social media, whatever platform it is, Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter, Instagram, somebody coming and I'll see me like, I don't like the curtains. I don't really like the furniture. We'll get the fuck out. I respect that. I'll block him up the fuck out.

I'm gonna give a damn. I said, I don't give a fuck. I don't care. I don't care. You're not gonna come to me. No, that's a healthy mind. He says he talked to himself every morning for like 10 minutes.

He was like, I went Hollywood before I was Hollywood. He was like, oh, you that nigga. That's what you said. He was like, oh, man, he said his homies be told, who you talking to, he's like me time. Oh, so you speak said his homies be told, like, who you talking to? He's like me time. Homestown, you speak to himself out loud. Yes, is that video?

He was on a, what's that show with, Norega, Drink Champs. Oh, there's a drink. Drinkers, right? No, drink champs. Is it drink champs?

It's on a, it's on Revo. Norega's podcast? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a big podcast. It's a great, yeah. And he was recently on there talking, just like this, like, just positive. But he's been the same dude. The whole time. He's 200K blocked, I like this, like just positive. He's been the same dude.

The old 200k block. That's so funny. And that's his estimate. That's the 10th time more than that. He must have zero tolerance. He said 200k at minimum. Like all black people, they talk shit about my friend. Even it's not about me.

Talk shit about Brian and Chris, you guys they get black. Black. It's so easy. But he was dating his girl, Juju. And a lot of people Like man, she look too look good for you underneath the comments. They're time. Oh, yeah, I'm loving Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my god Hey, why don't I get

Yeah, here's the thing I think it's was when people talk shit to you even if they are joking Yeah, I don't know you yeah, like if you came on my page and even if they are joking, I don't know you. Like if you came on my page and say some shit, I know you. But these people, I don't know. So you talking to me as if you know me. Yeah, and I don't want that energy. I don't want that energy.

Cause I don't know what I'm talking about. And I'm like, you know, if you never post, I don't know who you, I don't know how you, I can't gauge you because I don't know you. Yeah, you're the one that loses out on this. You're the one that's the fan. Yeah, cause sometimes it's like, I was just joking and I'm like, but I don't know you the fun you can't joke with me cuz like The funniest thing is I get is til brinne unblock me no

Shit I love you. Is it real? The kids? Exactly. Oh, the eye is on the shit. The fight is shit. What else you got, Jim? OK, so Pete Davidson has finally moved out of his mother's basement. Oh, shit.

His own place. The headlines hilarious. Congratulations, 27-year-old multi-millionaire Pete Dave's and finally moving out of his mom's basement. Hey, listen, that basement was decked out. How are you? I was in town. I was in town. That basement was decked out. How are you going to say? I was in the town. I was in the town.

That basement was decked out. I was, hey, does this still talk about it? He was on some sort of Zoom interview and randomly during it. He took out his keys and opened up a door and said that he actually moved out recently of his mom's place. I guess someone tried breaking into it too, but he's gone already. Ooh. Yeah, someone broken his mom's house.

Oh, that's him. Yeah. People are so good. What? You know what, she he's gone already. You know, someone broken his mom's house. Oh, that's him. Yeah. People are so good. You know, watch it. What? You know, watch it. It's not really worth watching. It's just a small flip of him saying I can move out.

I'm fully out. I got a pad. That's hilarious. Here you go. Get for him. Shout out. Kanye West has sold the rights to his life documentary to Netflix for $30 million. God, that footage.

He's had a, he's had a team follow him around for 21 years and record things that they've kept in a vault that they've never released. And so he sold all that footage over to Netflix. Oh, that's gonna be so good for 21 years? Yes, 21 years of content. So this is like through the wire Kanye, his president Ron Kanye, Kardashian Kanye,

post Kardashian Kanye. I'd watch that. Yeah. Taylor Swift shit. Taylor Swift Kanye. Frig Roll stuff. I wonder if he can release a Taylor Swift stuff because there was a lawsuit about you can't record a phone call without the other people not like knowing. That was the weird thing. Yeah. I wonder if illegal. That's what it's gonna say? The old team could do it. Didn't he catch her in a lie? Uh, that, I don't know about that. Kim posted it. Yeah, well, if it's according to what Kim posted, so it's him talking to her and him telling her that he was gonna have her on the song.

She's like, no, that's cool. That sounds cool. The problem is is he didn't say he's gonna call her a bitch. He didn't tell her what he was gonna say. So she okayed on it. He's okay. I refuted the song. So I'm sure okay with she's like, yeah, I'm cool. She's like, you never say he's color at bitch. He didn't tell her what he was gonna say. So she okayed on it. He was okay, I refuted the song, swimming chair okay with Shrek. Yeah, I'm cool.

She's like, you never saves him say bitch. He didn't play it for? No. Oh, did it. It's coming. I'm writing this new song and I referenced you. You know, I got nothing but love. Shrek, y'all know that's cool.

It's an honor. But it's him being like, yeah, you bitch. Yeah, I got no more love. It was, I made that bitch famous. Oh, yeah, she was already popping before he did that. Yeah, but 1999. 1999. No, that's the name of the album.

Taylor Swift. Oh, I told you to tell you about that. You said different year, 19 something. 1999 though. Oh, 1990. Whatever. Well, anyway, so she wasn't popping back then. I mean, she was popping back.

No, wait, he went up on stage and did that shit. Yeah, she was popping it. She was popping it. Yeah, she was popping it. Yeah, she was popping it. Yeah, she was popping it. Yeah, she was popping it. Yeah, she was popping it.

Yeah, she was popping it. Yeah, she was popping it. Yeah, she was popping it. Yeah, she was popping it. Yeah, she was popping it. Yeah, she was popping it. Yeah, she was popping it. Yeah, she was popping it.

Yeah, she was popping it. Yeah, she was popping it. Yeah, she was popping it. Yeah, she was popping it. Yeah, she was popping it. Yeah, it was it was an MTV award. MTV was like for our best music video. Yeah, and that's why it was like, we all tried it best. I'm a Renette shit having this. She was a lot. She's been fucking big, man. She's been big for a while.

Why? To your point, I do think like that made it. The like, grants, the things people who did listen to the country, yes, it gave her more clouds, but then she was already famous before that. She had her. I'm sorry. Hey, I'm sorry. I can definitely didn't hurt her. I'm not'm sorry. I can definitely didn't hurt her.

I'm not gonna take it. Definitely didn't hurt her. Yeah, she hurt her. Yeah. And nobody talks about afterwards, Beyonce actually won an award. And instead of doing an acceptance speech, she let Taylor Swift get back on stage

and say her acceptance speech because Kanye's so proud of me. No way, talk about her. Probably would say this was face, it was just so like, she's all awkward. She's all awkward that is. The best is when Kanye West is doing that public service announced on Mike Myers Oh, he said George Bush does You seem to slowly drift away

I remember that like yesterday I was watching all these like one of his videos because I we need your money Kanye George Bush doesn't like black people. Like, man, I was like, okay, I'm outta here. What else you got, Jen? All right, you guys mentioned Paul Pierce and Sources Closer both. Party said that he was let go by ESPN because of that post.

They tried my post. Here's a lot of him. He was let go previous to that. Yeah. He posted that video because he knew he was no longer a relationship with them. Oh, sorry. He's not stupid. That previous to that. Yeah. He posted that video because he knew he was no longer in relationship with them. Oh, so he's not stupid.

That's him celebrating. Oh, that's what people think he did it to be, you know, just like he's free. And like he also posts before that, like big news coming and you know, he has stuff in the works. He posted that. I don't know if it's because of that or because he's already out of contract.

At 409 nine this guy sports I guess reporter or whatever at four or nine he said that yeah they parted ways effective immediately and then for 23 pulp years big things coming and then that night and then Dave Portinoi hit up Paul Pierce oh yeah have a show for sure. Yeah, he's just good for Port Noi man We can we can tolerate that LeBron hate on national TV Paul Pierce Well, this is good news apparently June 15th is a date that LA's supposed to reopen. Yes And including already pretty lip Yeah, things been pop I'm like a fool. they're like the orange but April to a June 15 full

Yeah, full okay baseball games Our masks are still required but seems to be open wait, so let me illustrate what uniform vaccinate I still have to wear a mask. How stupid is this? Are you are you getting a vaccine? I don't know, but wait wait, so again, so if they force us to travel yet, but I've had the virus I know a couple of people who got the vaccine they have paperwork and yeah, paperwork So I was at a restaurant last night and they asked him the guy to put on a mask He was like, no, I have paperwork and then he showed her the paperwork and he like, can I be saying this on camera?

I don't care. I you know said the place and they let them in without a mask anything Is that what they call that vaccine passport? Is that what it is? Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah without a mask anything. Is that what they call that vaccine passport? Is that what it is? Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. So, if you're a vaccine car, you used to have to bring it when you were in high school

to prove that you didn't have like the whipping cough. I did. Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez. It's really against the rights of Americans to require a vaccine passport. Oh. Don't give me start on that.

I know, but I mean, the whole thing is like, you don't have to come in the establishment if you don't want to wear a mask. Yeah. So you'd be like, just, each each business. They can do whatever they want. Oh, no. But in Texas, like they made it so it's a rule where you can't enforce masks and they can still go in your place of business. God, which is how it should be.

In California, we know we're near that. No. I was by that a... The chance to wear two masks. I was by that Korean barbecue spot. What was it called? Brothers? Quarter stores. Quarter stores.

I was by quarters. Yeah. You right. It's popping over there. It is. It's popping. I was by quarters. Yeah. You right. It's popping over there. It is. It's popping. It's back at it.

Oh, I think they never stopped. They went a while back. Bro, it was popping over there. It's clean. Everyone's having fun. Yeah. I'm the crazy dude. They're doing it right.

There's like, they're even closer together outside than they were inside. It's ridiculous. It's so fun. The spot I went to because quarters was super packed. I went to 101. I don't know 101. It's right, Nettie.

Was it good? Yeah, it was good. Korean barbecue. Yeah, it was good. Shit, I can't do this. But people were walking in without even having a mask on. That's what I'm saying. I saw that last night.

Oh, I said their name. I hope. I think it's fine. I think we're at a point where it's fine. OK. Oh, I said their name. I hope Yeah, yeah, and speaking of these lands post open this month ended this month You're going to go 15% capacity and you have to make reservations. It's gonna be a beast. I can't imagine me getting a reservation No, do it. I don't want to go easy land. No mean grease. No mean Grease What mean I didn't he land Mickey Mouse

But why not meet the characters earn the fucking out They already have the mask. Thank you. I'm gonna take my knees. What do you mean? I don't I can't be I thought this was like you like your It's gonna be tough though because it's shorter lines that not many people I wonder how tough it can be to grown ass man. I mean, it's gonna be tough though, because it's shorter lines than that, not many people. I wonder how tough it can be to get a reservation. I know. No, he can get one though. If you can get one, it's me dope.

Yes, we find it. I feel like there's a fan out there who works, I do this thing. And who probably hook you up. I'd be great. Hit up the show. Please hook me up as well. I'm the only one with kids, so please hook me up.

I gotta leave. No, you don't get it. My girl loves it. You guys are too old. It's for kids, you know? This for kids, though. You ever been as a grown person lately. Yeah, it's interesting I hate me. Yeah, yeah Girl, like your girl loves it. Yeah, you hate it. Yeah, I don't fuck with that shit. It's tough. It's a long

It's a lot as a grown adult. It's then all also like the music like See going to the other two the other two I can't last long on a thing like when they have like a person that like really guide you on every right? You're talking about the VIP thing. Yeah Depends you don't do. Oh, that's the best you hear a club 33 You're not in it Nobody's in it. I don't know anyone in here. I've been there. You haven't been there. It's a 333 right 3D3 or 33 I've been in there You can get in there some you know someone We knew someone that knew someone and we had our whole table to fantastic in there

It's pretty dope. It's like going on like a like a nice last Vegas place where you can get whatever you want tell me buffet Wow, it's pretty cool. They don't have pictures of it online. I'm sure you could probably No, right. That's what I thought yeah, you're not supposed to do anything So you have to know someone to get in yeah, yeah, someone connected to you It's such a long day doing walking around but it's the best everyone's out of magical kingdom Yeah, I'm different. No, we're home. You sleep well. It's cool. You sleep really well then. Yeah It's because you're walking yeah, I ain't fucking miles. It's the best the rise of the things that fuck me up though You don't like the right I just don't That's hard. It's lit. I can't last that long What cars are so good? I can't do real-world coasters at like six flags

My leg X to I guess I'm too old for it. I think I get super nice six now Green and I should love them. See I was never really I've always loved them Mean steve and J went when we were in San Antonio. Can you guys get sick after two rides? We bought all these VIP passes, which we didn't eat because nobody was there. We were on two roll cushions and we laid each other

like, should we get out of here? We're gonna be like, I gave some family our VIP passes. That's cool. There. I didn't know this kind was, they swept under the rug, but one championship today, with Mighty mouse and Eddie Alvarez.

They were on food truck. Yeah, so it's today. It's 10 PM Eastern, some PM Pacific. On TNT that I think TNT in Asia, I'm not 100% regular TNT. No, it's on regular TNT. It's just a big deal. It's their North America and debut. Well, there you go. Yeah, so that's something to look forward to tonight. That'd be dope. Okay Um, all right. That's it. Perfect. Yeah. That's it man. Shout to the Miz. Shout out to the Miz. There we eat April 10th and 11th. I love the Miz. Pretty motivating dude. You watch the TV show. It's pretty great. Yeah. Yeah, sir. It's so funny. I'll check it out.

Um, Naples next week, April 15th to the 17th. That's Naples, Florida. We out there, probably on jet skis. You see our thick asses, who's around the water, avoiding charts, and Chappelle going real slow. I know. And then Austin, Texas, all shows are damn near, sold out, so we're gonna probably add a late show Thursday.

So April 22nd through April 24th, Volcan Gas Company, Austin, Texas, we come and baby, special guests will be there as well. We're going to have a grand old time. And then just announce Houston, Texas May 20th through the 22nd, Houston, Texas, and then Shepel Lacey is at a Good Night's Comedy Club May 13th through the 15th. Those tickets are on the show right now. Shepelipelacy.com. Being the North Carolina. Did I say that? Nope, what did I say?

I said, goodnight, comedy club, and no one knows where that's at. I didn't say North Carolina. I thought I said that. I don't like that. I last episode. Did I not say it? I don't think so.

I'm with you on your side. Well, North Carolina, I'll be in Raleigh. You say goodnight, that gives the comedy store an L.A. I know, right? I'm sorry. Sorry, Raleigh, Raleigh, North Carolina. I'm sure it's a great club. Yeah, I hear it's good You should pal man. Yeah, all right kids. Love you

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