The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 674: Yannis Pappas

Episode Date: April 12, 2021

Yannis Pappas is in studio and the guys talk MMA, Logan Paul at WrestleMania, Ben Askren vs Jake Paul, Chet Hanks, Stephen Wonderboy Thompson, Yannis's move to Texas, Shapel reveals his "before" picture and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Uh, for Yannis That makes sense Come on What'd you do for your girls B-Day? Cause you, so I felt I can't go to the gym It for your girls B-Day. For Yannis. That makes sense. Come on. What'd you do for your girls B-Day? Because you, so I felt I can't go to the gym, it's my girls B-Day. Listen, I always go after the fact. What do you mean? At night.

Yeah, I always go after it. Like I'll go after this. Because did you guys do a B-Day breakfast? Yeah, I know. Yeah, we'll go to dinner tonight and stuff like that. Where are you going to dinner? Oh, some vegan spot. And your girl doesn't like like, like if you surprise her, like if you're

all big, she's like, be da party. We're gonna do something like that. I'm kind of with her on that. Yeah, you don't like, no. No, it's awkward. It's awkward. Yeah, you don't seem like this. How old was she?

32. Still young. Yeah, yeah. I'm 34, she's 32. Yeah. So she know you mess the zoo Jim for her It's a big deal. He doesn't wait. Yeah, I'm trying man. I did I do how much did I do the other day in the 250 250 250 for

10 hmm 250 for 10 okay, I'm trying to get the 350 10 okay, I'm trying to get to 315. That's 3S 3 place. You do 315 now like one or two for sure I'm scared, but I want to do it. He he ran this No, no, I know he was so cocky. I know he was cocky because he had that little leg photo with the little flex in his weekend I was okay. No, you see the chain one. Did you see the chain? Nice. He the chain. You see what the job. He just posted I think it was the other day. What do you I think? Yeah, I can bring up that I G were You're training in a zoo

He's like we're the tear drops from my quads are making a rain We're doing a pull-ups with the I'm curious mine is Quasilla Quads and I included it's a thick boy summer. I keep fucking Tell me oh yeah, that's the one. Yeah, that's raining. I wanted to post I wanted to post mine But mine's what I look to I look too scared you definitely a riverside 10 It is good. Yes. Yeah, I said you're gonna call about the six that and I might be I might be playing so lots of levities in

Calabasis whiskey Pete said are you going to fight again? How dare you whiskey Pete? I can't get a shave. I gotta fight with your look. You're looking good too. Oh once you get that legs leave Yeah, you gonna be like dude. We've motivated so many fucking people really yeah I can't just all the time for people like yo thanks for motivating me. They'll send like their Their progress photos. Oh damn. Yeah, what that got to do baby Yeah, get for them not not I mean I haven't seen anyone to my Yeah, those chains were fucking tough he did he did two chains. Oh, yeah before that we went before that

I did three 15 for what 12 I did three 15 for 12 mark that for 12 315 for what 12 I did 315 for 12 mark did forget 315 for 12 What the fuck I mean and y'all were going Bradley sometimes Every time oh no bradley I do me and Bradley we're got together. I've ever worked our squad Monday through Friday Usually unless you know some shit comes up. It's me She'll pal and Mark Harley. Yeah, me and Mark were duts one here I don't want to do we have to do this? Was it always a tough one? He's one of those high knees. Oh, yeah, you know squat jumps and burpees They had a camera guy there. Yeah, Mark looked all sweet. He had like this black headband. I was all oh

Yeah, why don't you tell me? Yeah, just warm. I came in like ass You want to get over the pictures like Got some no he was that when he has to wear was like swings then a squad jumps I get about swing And then pull ups and then like switch lunges and shit like that my heart rate was Yeah, cuz oh no it was we had to do a hundred swings a hundred squad jumps hundred Poles or fifty polos. Yeah, okay, so it's like it's like a circuit. It's a circuit But still like it gets you going it gets you going

I'll get Christian. He's official member now firing the kid in the squad Welcome I don't know if a camera goes on him, but yeah, you got this jacket. Oh, no, oh, you got the official jacket It's kind of you. It's not like hell's angels like you were prospect before by prospect. I mean for two days He's crushing it for us though man. Yeah, they're good. Welcome. Welcome back. So let's just our boom in all the clips are all him He picks the clips. Yeah, yeah, thank you put Peter to work the Rhode Island King over here Who's in charge of the camera angles? That'd be chin. Yeah, why do I look so good?

Yeah, okay, that's they come not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie a Lot of the comments with the about the Misha T interview. Okay, they were all saying that she would bother you basically They were saying that she had a like a little bit of a way on it. It looked like. It looked like you had educated face. Well, I guess educated. Yes, that's not it. Well, just by the frame, I mean, like just by the way you sit

exactly side, they did say you kind of had a petite, they said that you had a petite frame next to her. No, it was tight. Which is it that they did? The shirt was tight. Oh, it's tight. You know what it is? You're 170 pounds.

I'm not a honey. I know what it is. You're a hundred percent your pounds soaking wet. I'm not a honey. Oh, I know it is you're a hundred thirty pounds soaking wet I'm not we can bring a scale again. Yeah, he was one Thank you. Was he and I'm a loop that's still that's a little I Can't realize how I've been 180 Had to be like high-speed you do something to do so no more more way though, but I just don't like me

She's not 180 Me should exactly and we look if she got her hand on you. It would be so fun to watch what you mean? She can do fucking grapple Sun black belt. You just do I'm kind of I got reach Dude would be great Was it weird because I it's rare I make find the kid and Fighting stuff and she you know, obviously me and her balls deep and fighting. Uh-huh. Was it weird for you guys? No No, I'm super interested because I didn't like I mean getting into UFC more so recently like in that in that whole world

But I thought it was super fucking interesting. Because I've never heard you talk about like your whole fighting experience, like your whole thoughts on it or anything like that. Because I mean, we just talk about fucking guts and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. Also, go ahead. No, go ahead.

But by the way, I'm not sure. Guts. They said butts. I was like, yeah, that too. Oh, yeah, that too. No, behind the scenes, you feel like fighting that day,

you have a big fight. You got like, like, what? I know. Thousands of people waiting to see this main event. It's like, oh, behind the scenes, you ain't feel like fighting that day. You have a big fight. You got like, what? I know. Thousands of people waiting to see this main event. It's like, oh, man, fuck this main event. You know, that's all right, man. You just hate it and all that. So a lot of people don't understand that.

Yeah, people's been like, yeah, go with someone's going to the end. And he'll attract to that and meet Shazza Goodman for you guys, because she's been the game for a while and she speaks well. She speaks so a lot of fighters don't speak like that. Oh, really? No. And she was was you know the vice president of one champion yeah so she's on the business side you know she's a beast she's getting on money how you haven't seen that dude that's in the one championship Rouge Rouge yeah yeah big one fucker yeah look like me yeah yeah he's

big one fucker if you got a real stack of steroids you look like him that man not on steroids pull up rules the guy the guy's real stack of steroids you'd like them. That man, I don't steer roads. Pull a route. The guy with the gas. I think it's already. He's supposed to fight V-Tor. Whoops. Can you put MMA? I know, MMA.

It's better like that. One, one. One. Omar came route. Omar came. Three in L, he's 29. Okay. Boy, if that ain't me, that's that's definitely not you. I don't know you not yet. Yeah.

Yeah. Few few more summers at zoo and that's I don't think that's I don't think this he's on steroids. Just wait for it. Is that him right here? Yeah, that's right. Oh, now here's the thing. You never know what this guy's straight from Africa, like. They built it. He low-key looks like a baby.

Yeah. So that guy on the left, who? That guy's a fucking boy. I'm swinging the guy on the left. And got on the left, who I'm talking about. Oh, the guy on the left. For sure. The guy on the left pissing off.

Pissing off. The guy on the right, probably just African. But like, they, so they don't, they don't test in that. Not like the UFC. What, why is that? They just don't, they don't do it that. Not like the UFC. Why is that? They just don't, they don't do, like a lot of leagues didn't forever. The only reason you saw this so strict

is because they wanted to go mainstream and sell. But it was, it was interesting because you said like, I mean, like guys on all the juice. Yeah, it's me honest, yeah. Oh, look at that. Look at that. Go back to that kick, God damn. Oh, he's a beast.

You gotta see what that is. He got, he got the splits like's nothing jacked. I bet that dick I bet you that I Know quit I bet you that Cameroon sauce Yeah, yeah, he's a beast man Persevere I bet you that Cameroon sauce. That's it. Yeah He's a beast man. He said oh he's he talked about steroids in that post look No, I'm not any sort of steroids or substance enhance. Oh

Let me touch me. Yeah, so even at some options here to get with you's pregnant me. She said no Okay, well, that sounds pretty Wait, what is my mom said no? Yeah, oh his mom said no again., well, that sounds pretty sketchy. Wait, what did he say? My mom said no. Yeah. Oh, his mom said no. Again, maybe he's not I haven't. Because they different they built me. We need to get more plates more dates on it. Now, now you're not. He really Dice into it. I mean, what would make that guy? Yeah, I don't know if he's big enough star for it, but I think for sure. Okay, but wait, CRT and Reuters are different, huh? I'm more. What's the, what's the difference? Yeah, CRT's like, you know, like, so let's say you're deficient in whatever it is,

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There's some freaks out there. So yeah But his body yeah, I don't think Horses' body's like that though. No, no. But Francis is, and he's all natural. Yeah. It's just that... Horses' world. Those are gin and it's dog.

And Francis, when I did that, hop-hop's on him, he was like, dude, there's a million guys walk around the streets that look just like. Yeah. And he fought it like, that's him at like, 50 something. Yeah, he fought in Strike Force later in the game. What's a strike Forrest was a big league. They're like similar competitors UFC back in the day and the UFC bought them and took all their talent and shut them down. Uh-huh. But they that's where I mean, Ronda, Misha Tate, Luke Rockhold, Robbie Lawler, Woodley, Josh Thompson, I mean mean the list goes on

From Verdume a ton of people came yeah, so you can get out of these like other that was back in the day Oh, there's no like there's no lead like that anymore They were like a direct competitor. They had one most I think it's still the most you viewed fight on public Access channels ever because they were on like straight NBC or ABC Quimbo fought Like the most viewed fight of all okay, so it's not yes. Yeah, you right so these other organizations are not like in the sense like like with baseball they have like a

Triple A no they're not there's There's some, like we saw in one day. So they're a sort of competitors to the UFC. No. They have few talent that could compete in the UFC, but as far as like depth, they don't, they just don't have the depth of the marketability. They just don't have it. Like, you know, like, like, tissue is called Kleenex. We refer to every tissue as a Kleenex. Everyone refers to MMA as the UFC, because that's, it's like NFL football.

UFC MMA. Got it. Like, they've taken that market. No one will ever beat them ever. I hate to say that. Yeah, yeah, I didn't know. I didn't know. I don't know. So they have all the talent. They have all the resources. They have all, they have everything to get it done. So these other leagues, they might have like one guy who could hang or maybe a few like Belltor has, you know, the top five in every division can compete in UFC. But we don't know because they might fight a really good guy and the beat him, but then

the rest of the guy, like their records, not great because they're not fine great competition. UFC, you're fighting the best of the best from day one. There's no gimmies. It's like you get to the top. You're the best in the world. Hands down. That's crazy. Like UFC's the NFL. Yeah, yeah. There's no gimme's it's like you get to the top you're the best in the world hands down Yeah, that's crazy like UFC's the NFL. Yeah, yeah, just say that Sweet say all I'd to say you don't look like

Row row go whatever the guy You don't look like the real You said the improv had on WrestleMania hell yeah your boy Logan Paul got Steiner by Kevin oh my I can't believe that happened. I can't let that happen bro I didn't know where they were talking They were hoping he's okay. Well shit look like it hurt. Oh man I bet you know you when the stun you can cussed well Wait, what are you talking about? I don't know. So you kick and you kick someone in the belly it would naturally and then you boom Logan false No, he was interviewing kept no, he didn't fight God damn it. He got stunner. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So Don't go stunner to move it's a move so

So but he it's a really he didn't get Stone Cold Stone Cold because he didn't turn around and do the stone cold He did I thought he did it forward. He did bring that shit up to Yeah, I think his was considered a spear cuz a spear yeah, we kicked them and then he uh Yeah, but he didn't did he turn around and do it. That's a stone cold when you do reverse style and do you have gene shorts on? I don't think Kevin who? I forget his last name. No, he's Kevin. He's Kevin. Kevin, who? I forget his last name. Russell Manie right there. Yeah.

Right there, look. This time. He's not a weird sport. Yeah. Yeah. Who am I, guess the one? Don't touch me. I gene jacket's filthy, though.

I know. Look at his face, though. We have some thick boy Gene Jack It's Oh My go yeah, watch your sneak attack I'll tell you right now Logan Paul could have such a big career and that would be if you could He's trying to contract with them recently. Yeah, but he's like doing these apparently. I'm talking about like a real career He's like the middle in it like the man. He if, he like to miss. He'd be like the male. If you want a two-hour full time, he'd be like the miss.

I think that's what bad bunnies do right now. Bad guy, John. Yeah, they sign no short contract. I think I fanned in it. Who could bad bunnies in this match? Oh, yeah, I mean, what a quarter. But he not feeling it though. It's going to sound like, yeah.

Spain is good security, get low the call out. There you go. Lowenthal just jumping or what? Nah, he was, he was, people hate low to fall for no, Oh Kevin Owens, that's my guy. He's starving, it's a genius escape. Watch you sneak him, bro. Who can look in a shape, too?

Oh boy, better watch out. Watch the fake out. See, he kick him. Oh, there's a stunner. Did he reverse stunner? Oh, gotta hope that hope that he's okay actually looks legit out there. Oh, what's on sandy hurt What anyway? So you watch at the improv I said how do we then probably the hole within props open? Yeah on the fans inside no no on the patio Why but I don't get it like restaurant we can have half capacity. Why isn't then probably open? I don't know

They they have pant listen on a patio They have all fans outside. It's dirt dope and you know in that like back room. We call like the intimate. Yeah, they had the Lab the lab. That's what it is. They had the big ass TV playing wrestling, but no one's doing stand-up in the lab No, but they let you watch TV in it. Yeah We was all lit. It was like a great watching it. I can't I'll just all I appreciate it But I can't you wouldn't you wouldn't do that if like all the comics is just like Would I do what if I was at the Emperor I would drive the impromptu watch wrestle many and no no Let's say you had a set and then you see all was on it and Logan Paul's on for sure

And if that we would since we just had the miss on I'd watch him okay, but I wouldn't be like oh shit I gotta see. I don't know. Who's the main of that? Maybe I gotta get to the improv. Yeah, I better get to it. The Miz and Bad Bunny. She's like, you are too old.

Yeah. But I know, I'm sorry. I put the kids in the back. I can see Bad Bunny and the Miz go at it. Bro, they look like, they in a crowd. They look like, they was having fun. Oh, they love it. They lit.

I was like, I heard from like the being their lives. It's like They've dope ass show. I'd love to go one lot. Oh to go. Yeah, I'll go you go. Hell yeah. I can see myself Yeah, I know for sure. We'll beat the triple tag team women match. They they saw you talk about the bucokey boys The blue and the triple bees Yeah, triple bees bro. Look at that sleeper You have the one piece on like like big show you have the one piece but the one strap Oh, yeah, how you did that like Mark Henry I'd grow my hair out like macho man. Oh, I'd like razor Ramon

Like no, then you would no, nope, nope. I was thinking you would be like the undertaker guy Like yeah, she has a pulbear. Yeah, you're the pulbear Baggy No hell no valvina's no, but we were the Me come on man give me something, but But yeah, now I look like we could do We're not famous enough. No one This may be a dumb question. It might be but fuck you eight inches. Hey, then I don't know where you're going with this Oh, did you did you measure it like I said?

Is anyone from the USC that comes with a karate background? Oh, yeah, one okay, okay, I'll get a boy Thompson Anyone from the USC that comes with a karate background? Oh yeah, one of the boys. One of the boys, Thompson. Well, one of the boys. His name's one of the boy, Leo Machita did. Okay, so karate's legit. Not necessarily. Those are like outliers.

If we're gonna spend your time dedicated makes sure I show like, don't go into karate. Don't go into karate. That's never gonna happen. No, no wrestling. That guy has a karate background. Yeah. But does he use it? Yeah, his footwork.

Oh, you can't. His footwork is ridiculous. Because of karate. Yeah, he's one of the best ever to it. He has some of the best stand-up of all time. Oh, shit. That's flip-soup, shit boy. He does?

Yeah. Hey, he's got a legit back to it. Oh. You've never seen one of Boy Fight? Mm-mm. Monster. Is he currently still fighting? Fuck yeah. Okay. He's one away from a? Monster. Is he currently still a fighter? Fuck yeah.

He's one away from a title shot. Oh, let's go off for the title too. He fought Woodley twice. Yeah. And he's so awkward. He's so athletic. Oh shit. His dad owns like the biggest school

and I want to say South Carolina I'll be off on that. For karate? For karate. So he grew up doing karate. Oh, fuck yeah. But then he grew up doing like the Chuck Norse like kick karate sparring Uh-huh. He's like 120 and oh

I guess crazy knockouts fuck. He's a monster. He used to train with this George St. Pairbrum down the Denver to train with us And he fucked up everybody. He fucked every so bad. They're like they're like who's next and we're like I'm good Really? Wait, wait because his his awkward style you couldn't do you Striking so much more elite than everybody is that because of karate. Oh, yeah. Oh So there's there's things to about it. There is Make the sound as well when he fight no I mean, I've grown up. I've always saw karate was like legit. I used to watch all those martial arts I love all ranges. No, if not just like a kid and he was like,

dad don't do MMA, I'm gonna be like, alright, let's find you a Karate school. You don't do that. No. No. Oh, there's another same right here. Yeah. Boom.

Oh shit. You don't wanna fuck with Wonder Boy. No, I don't. I think you should fight. He's fighting Gilbert Bernstax. Anyone's that he's gonna use. Oh, Gilbert Bernstax. Brazilian dude.

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu guy. Yeah, just oh just lost oh His kicks are nuts. I wonder what I call him Wonderboy boom God Yeah, it's just his footwork and his movement is different Poor Johnny Hendrix. Oh poor Johnny Andrews here. Oh! Oh! Oh! All right.

I was going to take karate classes. Oh, that's my guy right there. Oh, Whitaker. Whitaker, right? That's Whitaker. And they were fine at 170. So he beat, and remember Whitaker was the middleweight champion for a long time. He starched them and then Whitaker went to middleweight and became the world champion.

Oh, got it. He was like, oh! Oh! He has better educate. I know, right? I don't know. And then Leonor Machita probably, I'm loving this world, you know, because I grew up watching like,

Mark Waxes, this gets my boy Jake Ellenberger, but, oh wait, wait, it went to the spinning heel kick. I do it, the spinning heel kick. That was insane. Yeah, let me say it again You'll see him like now don't take karate and be doing all this. Oh, no, I'm not gonna take karate Now if you're kids in getting MMA put them in wrestling. No, I just I've about like wrestling that new That's that new new you got a lot of rustle. No, it's been around forever. It's actually the old sport in history Wrestling. Yeah, the Greek is good and they used to pull on their decks

important history. Wrestling? Yeah. The Greek is good. And they used to pull on their decks. You know, seeing the statue, they're like upside down once grabbing the just the root and the balls. That's how they played back then. Shit, yeah.

And we talking about it. Why did they get rid of that? He's the down opponent. Let's bring in that dick grab, man. We knew that street fighting. My dad told me that. Grab that. He was like, bro, we have a roundup on that.

Grab ball. There's guy code. Yeah. Bro, you can go ask, what you wouldn't, bro, what's in the shirt? Oh, if I'm going to shoot it. Yeah, are you in your ass? What you wouldn't bro? What's in the shot? Oh, if I'm just actually if I'm gonna ask if I'm gonna my ass kick There's like three I grab nuts I'll buy them to you know That's what the fight is over with Like nah man, we sorry about that dude with that three he had me what you want me to do?

You were winning you still Not you out and you sucked his death no Teabag can be was signature move fatales. Yeah fatality. I want to make sure he was finished off finished off. I finished off. That's that's that's that's it's but you took that to a new level. So you went to so you just went to the improv to watch the WrestleMania. I had a show at the improv and then I went to another show at Don't Tell. Oh, don't. How you go. It was our boy white Mike's to run in the don't tell why Mike's to run in the don't tell man. Bro, it's great bro. He had like like 80 85 people out. No, the one that you did.

Yeah, no, it was 135 hundred thirty five. I'm sorry It's outdoor. Yeah, I'll talk about a room. I'm still made this far without doing outdoor. Bro, come on. I'm telling you. You keep asking me. I'm like, did I made this far without? Oh, it's lit. I did. I did what I'm not doing. CrossFit. These don't tell us a different thing. A different one. It was a crossfit gym, but it was indoor. Yeah indoor. Yeah right outside the hell like an area. Nope. I'm telling you right Mike bro You okay who else was on the show? It was great. It was a great line. I'm in kairisha bass brother Shabaz Yeah, brother back brother Chris copes

Chris coke who else it was no, he's a thing. Here's a thing. I don't want to talk about anybody the first cop so they shit The first cop make you win up. He's 40 years old gay guy, and he hit on this guy in the audience. And you know, when it's like, it was black people there. It was a black crown. No, no, it was like, he's like a white gay guy. White gay guy, hitting on another guy.

Like a straight guy, he was like, ooh, strides. And it was like, just Brian Cown. I said 40, not anybody. I'm saying. So he was hitting on any Kyrie guy up there and he was like, man, you hitting on that guy, this sexual harassment because you ain't even like that. You like it for. And then a black guy just can't, he just stood up.

Talk you shit. It's that bad guy on time. Because I guess you know you do too much gas at the top. You're the first cop. That's too gas. Yeah. And then black, you know, like I got some gay beds, but yeah, it's a little gay. Yeah, yeah, you can go for it. And he was like 40 years old.

But he's gay. But he's gay, yeah. He's not for the gay, that's what it is. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you know something about that guy he throw shows, and I heard he only picked like hot guys on the lineup and like two ugly girls. Ooh.

He was hot guy's like, I hope he asked me to die. That's all I was like, hold on. I might do an outdoor show. That's why you gotta get them in Daisy dudes. Hey, I'm here. I'm here for my tight 10. Just dives on his fucking line up.

I'm here for my tight 10. Hey, I'm in it. Too ugly girl. I hope they refer to me as tight 10. Tight 10, you're up. Yeah, tight 10. You're doing tight 10. You're doing tight 10. You're doing tight 10.

Yeah, tight 10. You got the shirt. No, you don't have to wear Daisy, dude, sir. Anyway. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Well, he loves showing his thighs up. I know, Quaz. Next thing you know,

tight 10 is gonna be, you don't wear tank tops, do you? You gonna see. I'll wear tight, like Jersey's? Yeah. And what's the summer hits? What's the thick boy summer officially hits? Yeah. When's the first day of summer, Chin? You guys see? Like they, they say it's like June I like chinny get those fucking tasty thighs

Hey, you gonna see brining or Instagram try to squeeze. Oh That's a Sunday. Yes, no and ends Wednesday. Let's talk about it and that's depressing But the thick boy summer officially launches June 20th. We're cool That's what I should launch on my gear. On Sunday? Yep. Summer, summer, summer, summer. Summer time.

Summer time. That's about in summer time, man. Oh, summer time. Yeah. You don't want to apologize. I love this summer. And I, you know, I got, you know what I was like, kid. And usually summer for comics, touring, like,

nationwide is a nightmare. You don't want to tour during the summer, but that's during the regular years. Now that things are opening back up, the summer's gonna be... Is it now? That's what I'm saying, your boy. That's why your boy's...

Do LAX was popping. Look at LAX, that's what I'm saying. Like I'm just saying, like when we were there last time? No, like when I went to go pick up my dad from the airport, it like, that took me forever to get to the Terminal he probably would people just like that's what like what do you talk about people moving from L.A There was so many fucking people coming to everybody else The best part about COVID was no traffic in L.A. I think that L.A. X. in 18 minutes

Oh, yeah, like it was nothing. Yeah, the only car on the front. Come on, man. Come on, man. Easy fucking do it. Wait till we get to their port this Wednesday. Naples in Nightmare. I know. No, yeah. Airport's back. Yeah, it's popping. Yeah, it was. I mean, you're better. Where you miss. It says a Monday night though when I picked my dad up.

We're going Wednesday after that. No, I'm saying like I wonder if it was because it was a Monday night that I was just so lit. No, no, no, no. You should Sunday's it's lit. We're gonna win stay I know I was saying like I wonder if it was because it was a Monday night that I was just so lit No, you see Sundays. It's lit because they're all coming up coming back. Yeah, I mean it's just busy Yeah, it's lit now where you're best. Yeah, bro. I'm gonna take my shirt off probably by July July what you take it off and zoo? Yeah, July 4 in the day. Yeah, July 4th in the pennies day. Yeah fuck it. Should have been a lot for life. Yeah, pop it. You're gonna post a picture shirtless on Instagram. It's gonna be sick.

July 4th. I want you heard it here first. Yeah, July 4th. Yeah. Yeah. Are you gonna post your before photo with it? Or just a show? Why might.

You don't want to do a photo? You said you're gonna look for it. Yeah. I showed you it. I mean, you should have a photo. I want to see it though. No one's seen mine. I haven't seen yours. I'm gonna show you. Say it, say showed you it. I think so. You should have a phone. Wanna see it though? No one's seen mine.

I haven't seen yours. I'm gonna show you a second one too. No, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. My girl was like, Jesus Christ. Boy, you just leave it in the camera rolls for your dog. Oh, I'm not gonna show people. I'm gonna post it. Yeah.

So July 4th is when you're taking your astronaut. July 4th, you're taking the T's off? Yeah. You want to do July 4th? Yeah. It's gonna be a firework. Looks like no carb, dude. No fuck.

No carb, damn. I'm happy for you. And then, I'm by that time I'll be two on it. It's gonna be a firework looks like no carb June. No, no, no, no, no I'm happy for y'all and then I'm about that time I'll be 200. I'll take a shirtless bitch Yeah, you can't get into the zoo until you 200 I talked to Bradley I was like cuz he's doing like some boxing stuff sketches. I was like bro lace me next time you do it He was like he just read it I'm gonna respond to your red. Which is, chin, which is easy to do, baby. Just bring up for us on the screen, chin. Go for it. Yeah, all right.

You should show people, shi-pe- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're motivating people. So bad. Your gut was out of control for a while. No, send it to your MacBook, chin.

Yeah. I show around my house, my undies right now. You do? Oh, you always do that. Yeah, there you go. Did you not used to do that before? No, no Well, I'm still here wearing long. I'd wear a shirt to batting jet So you know how fat kids wear ooh what that good do ba ba That's that prison body

Prison That's that prison You're an extra child Extra child I'm bullying everybody for that fucking You're getting all the sticky buns Hell with money on your books Look at my fucking Bro, bro, your face is black Why is your face I don't know how to shadow

He always comes out of my exes He always comes out of my. I always wear long sleeves though. Yeah, you always wear long sleeves. But you know what, I've been like that since I was a kid. Your face was that black? Yeah, and then you got... And then it looked funny? Yeah, you do.

Yeah, look, you have makeup on. You have a very gnarly farmer's tan, in my opinion. Yeah, I think that's all it is. Did you used to have the same tan when you were cheerleading and fit? No, I probably wore one with your shoes. You know used to have the same time when you were cheerleading and fit? No, I probably weren't your show. You know what's odd, it's just always been that. Yeah, exactly that.

I gotta get you. I gotta get you. Can we leave this up for the fans so they can motivate them? You won't be, I think so. I thought you like it. You won't be showing right now? Well, I just won't be right now. Yeah, we're going in right now.

And then we'll do it. I'll be live right now. It's up to you. It's up to you. If you want to go with it. We live right now. Yeah. Ooh, we live right now. I asked the shipposhes. It's up to you clearly up to you. If you want to go with it. We live right now. Yeah Here's pretty dope there too. I'm fucked that now. I like your hair there. Oh, I appreciate that but

Man, that president good. Don't quit. I mean, I don't get real I still got like it but but a lot has left but even when we're in Cleveland You came out with your shirt off and me and Jay were like damn daddy. Don't hurt him. I'm trying I'm trying I just want to tell that your body's like oh you Can lose a little bit of weight you lose a little bit of weight you have that Body he got that body we he's like you put your hands on you Oh yeah, yeah, we'll shirt it How much were you in that? How much did you wait? What was it?

300 It's like what? Fuck you You're $375 $276 300 276 Bro 277 it was never 276 Everybody knows you LA7 there what what I think you LA7 there that So LA7 don't the. Can you do you got you that crinchol

Chris all seven you look crinchol seven a lot of hot guys. I'm Christian. Yeah, there is a lot of hot guys I want to show you a Crinchol seven Grinchaw dad bought with the with the color bone tattoo and every part of Chris All cuz it's a lot of like we Chris on Wilshire. I would tell my Chris all sloss it Sloss on slap a lot of like we Christian will share I would tell my Chris all slaw said I'm talking slaw saw slept will share yeah about three on it. Okay. That's will be a 40 cross that street of four.

His head north will number slowly. We just keep going down and we're from hot Cheetos to Apple Tattoo on your collarbone say raw power yeah raw power hell. Yeah, yeah, Iguppop in the stooge's One of my favorite albums you should have all band tattoos all band tattoo Yeah, you look like a Mexican right then you just look buff What okay, you do you If you don't show your guy you look fine. You look look you have muscles. Oh really?

I Look at it like It was so hard for me to you know trim me up I didn't do dog. I didn't even say he was so hard for me to uh, you know trim me up. No, could you not see it anymore? No, yeah, it was tough. I'm seeing you have to pull that guy up. I had to pull the guy up. It's the worst.

I've never had to do that before. I've been there dog. You know what I'm laying down and shit to shit. Yep. I was like a fine dog. You know what I'm doing there. Is that what the pregnant woman do? Yeah, pregnant woman have to lay down with the mirror or have someone else do it for them.

Or you should just never show it. I was just wow taking wild guesses. I'm not gonna have this. You got that family matter. Yeah and then dude the time I choose this shit. Yeah the family matter. You got this. He's in all of this.

Yeah it's super hard to time my shoes man. I feel you dog. You know. Go ahead bro. My dad got a good. Yeah straight up. He's pretty good. Yeah you did.

You got good good. Yeah. Well I'll be going. Don't have a face time on my dad yesterday and we used to argue all the time by a much better now. I just let him tell his shit and I'm like, all right, whatever, dude, I'm stick up for my stance anymore. He's like, yeah, I mean, a step mom on her dad.

I'm like, oh, that's cool of me too. And I like had my shirt off was about, he's like, yeah, you look like you've been left on like I'm back at it, daddy. And he's like, yeah, that's cool. He's like, you know me and it was my dad. He's like, not sexual. You it was my dad. He's like, not sexual. And I'm like, you know, my dad's in shape.

And he's like, yeah, I mean, you're stepmom are down six pounds. And he's like, well, Debra's down six, I'm down 10. I'm like, damn, 10 pounds, a lot. Because he's two, 24, but he's like in shape. He works out all the time. He's like, yeah, we're going low carb. You know, we actually, we've been eating a lot of ravioli because those are like the lower, I was like, what?

What? I don't say anything like that. That's cool. Low carb ravioli. I'm like, like, the pasta ravioli is a cat because out of all the pauses, the least carbs, like, that's not true at all. But I don't, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'll get for you, man.

He's like, and then also, who know, we love key lime pie. And that's actually health break because the lime's in us like, what? Yeah, I was like, and then also who know we love key line pie and this actually helps break is the lines then I was like What? Yeah, I was like, oh, that's it. It's for you, man. You serious huh? Does your dad just have good genetics? Yeah, okay, that does seem like a older generation Yeah, we've been eating ravioli the carbs aren't crazy. Yeah, it goes the carbs. It's low carbs like I got to get so off The way off dude, right? If I was eating ravioli, You know, it's lines. You know, that's health in like I never heard a key lime. Oh Kila impi is the guy's great. It's Stevie is Stevie blue as favorite dish. Mm-hmm

I never heard I need to get one for his birthday I mean Stevie's birthday. I don't mind me 19th. It's a good one. Yeah, I might get the one from Castaway. That was good That was good. It's a little too sweet for me. I don't know if you like real sweet. Keline pie with like a nice dark coffee And that one is yeah, little sweet for me. Do you like real real sweet? I like pikes, but I've never heard it is a swear. Keline pie if it's done well now It's the worst pie if it's not done right. It's the worst pie in the world But if it's done well now it's the worst pie if it's not done right. It's the worst pie in the world But if it's done right it's fantastic Yeah, I can't what do you mean like it's not done right like ladies the shitty pie?

Or key line pie to come like shit, but you go you get like a real key line pie like we'll be in fly bet Naples I've good key like it's TV coming to Naples. No, he's not in Miami We had Joe Stone crab. They're known for the key lime pie. It's fucking good. It's amazing Tell bring about that farm y'all going to oh on Saturday Steven are going to an alpaca farm for what his favorite animal is an alpaca where do he has one like a stuffed alpaca right next to his night Oh nice man. Oh, yeah, yeah, he has a little shit. Get alpaca tattoo. That'd be sick. Oh, yeah, he already has a home Wait, he should or I should he should oh Kusma oh, Kusko that's what you're thinking Kusko said I think he's a mom. He's a long. What's Kusko?

Embrace new groove That's a good movie. Amalama. I don't know y'all's, David Spades. That's a hard one. He's going to become rich enough to have a home where he can have two alpacas, just chilling. Because they're docile. You can do that. Yeah, that's a big thing.

It's not a question. I mean, I feel like it's a half. Go on, go on, go on, go on. I don't know how much those little things are. What is it, Alpaca? What do you say, Alpaca? Alpaca is a very, very docile version of Alama. Don't they spin on you, though? Oh, no, those are little things. Those are little things. Like what do you say? Alpaca is a very very docile version of Alama

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Shave the beard. Hey, oh, yeah, looking good. I got the mask on damn fresh. Save man. Yeah, yeah, yeah You know you came from New York. You're still rocking the mask all the time. I know Yeah I'm glad you said I was thinking in my heart I got sponsored out. I was feeling the same What are you doing in LA brother? pods just I'm not going to lie. What are you doing in LA, brother? Pods.

Just pod. Just doing my godfors. Yeah, you were in Austin before this? Yeah. Yeah. And you just came out there to do pods, too? Well, I had shows at Addison, and then I went and did pod. Ooh, Addison.

And Dallas? And Dallas. Oh, great club. It's a great club. My favorite. Yeah, it's a good spot. Great spot. And the hotel's right there.

So then you drove down from Dallas to Austin? Or from Austin? Yeah, drove from Austin to, no, drove from Dallas to Austin. Yeah, I did a couple of days there, and then I'm in here Dallas to Austin? Oh, from Austin? Yeah, drove from Austin to, uh, no, drove from Dallas to Austin. Yeah, I did a couple of days there and then I've been here. Then what'd you do in Austin? Like what all shows did you go? I did, um, I did Lex Friedman's podcast. Okay. I did Tim's podcast. Timmy Dylan. Timmy Dylan. Um, you Tim know each other from New York. Yeah. Yeah, we on. We're on. Oh, so we were on a came in. Oh, I didn't know that. I'm sorry. I apologize. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry about that. Yeah, I didn't know. Yeah, tell, but he's not the less the more I was about to yeah, wow People talk about that guys What I meant is um he was on one Game people That's why he had that reaction like Jesus L. Jesus, LA's got crazy. I was just kidding. Christians all, yeah. He just started it. So you did Lex Friedman.

Lex Friedman. With him, like you. You know what was funny? I didn't know, I was trying to tell, is this his podcast voice? Or are we just talking? Because it sounded like, I thought we were just talking, like hey, you know when you go off air,

it's a little more casual. Yeah. But you sounded real podcasty, and that sounds like, are we on? Yeah. And I was like, oh, really? And then it hit my brain. I was like, oh, you know when you go off air, it's a little more casual. But you sounded real podcasty and that's how I was like, are we on? Yeah. And I was like, oh, really? And then it hit my brain, I was like, oh, that's why people reacted like that.

So I was like, yeah. I was like, he's a smart intellectual dude. So were you able to get off some jokes on there? Yeah, I was able to get off some jokes and he just kind of laughed like, ha, ha, ha. Like, you know, he's an intellectual. He's an AI smart, smart, smart dude. Yeah, great dude. Smart, smart you know. He's a, yeah, he's like, he's an intellectual. He's an A. Yeah, smart, smart, smart dude.

Smart, smart fucking dude. Yeah, he's creating, he's building robots. And he's out in Austin too. He's out in Austin, yeah. Did he just move there? He just moved there. God, get him, just move. He's not, everybody.

Everyone's moving, yeah. That's, he's, he does, he does judicis too, I think. Yeah, that's good. He's a, is he a black belt or are we talking about it? I think he knows judicis too. He's a fan of it or he actually, no, he does he does judicis you to I think yeah, I did he's a black belt or we talk about it I think knows to get to he's a fan of it or actually no, he does it He has a bally flower. Oh, he does yeah, when I see that colleague flowery. I don't fuck around that's like a The cauliflower is like a ADT sticker for your face Like you know when you go to a lawn and you see like security protected. That's what I see that shit

I'm like I'm not trying. I don't fuck with it now. This is got MIT? He's MIT. Yeah, I'm MIT. Smart fucking dude. Very smart. I like him. What kind of jits are we talking about here though? I think he's like, I don't know, dude. He may be able to know how to choke out Nano robots or something.

He's also from MIT. And he's got a short a little bit. He's a little short but not. That don't matter. Yeah, not with jits too. Oh, okay. Yeah. That was a good podcast.

So he's funny. He's the timmy's who timmy's on fire. Yeah, Timmy doesn't do. Oh, okay. Yeah. That was a good podcast. So he's fun. He's the Timmy's who Timmy's on fire. Yeah, Timmy doesn't miss. Yeah, Timmy's a favorite people ever. Yeah, he's a friend that was fun. Then I did Lex and I did drinking bros, which is the how to learn, I believe.

Yeah, those guys are cool. Dayam, that was the only podcast I ever did where there was a loaded gun on the table. Oh, what? Like, welcome to 10. And drinking bros is with who? Dan and... You don't know his last name, that's fine. Now, welcome to 10. And Drinking Bros is with who? Dan. And... You don't know his last name, that's fine.

Now, Dan Holloway. And James St. James? Fuck, if I fuck that up, that's weird. Now, James St. James is from a part of us. Oh, dude, those are my guys. It's from Black Rifle. Yeah, the Black Rifle, yeah. Yeah.

The one on the right was the director of the movie I did. And the guy in the middle is from Black Rifle II. Yeah. I don't know the guy in the left, but they all can shoot guns and kill people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. Yeah, there's a tent for me, military. No, they're fun. They're fun. They're fun. They're super silly.

They're fun. Oh, this is good. It's fun. It's just a different. Jair Taylor's my boy. Ross was the director. I don't know. Ross Dan Holloway, but Jair Taylor's my guy. Ross. They're both very good. They're fun, man. Very fun. And then it used to be Matt Bess,

but I think he got off of it. So now those guys are in there. Matt Bess we had him on. We had him on. Matt Bess we had him on. Yeah, very cool. Not grateful. Yeah, those did just busy out there.

Do you meet Link up with Rogan too? I did link up with Rogan. Yeah, we did barbecue at Terry's. Yeah, and he's open in a club, man. He is, have you seen it? I haven't seen it yet. Yeah, pretty dope. I had to leave town, but I'm gonna open in a club man. He is have you seen it? I haven't seen it yet pretty toes I had to leave town, but I'm gonna go I'm going back in the 20th to 24th to do shows and he's of of April April Yeah, what are we there, too?

April 20th, 20th through the 20th floor, let's go by sneakers together. Oh Shopping yeah, yeah, are you there? You're there when we're there. I'm there when you're there. Yeah, fuck look at that You there you're there when we're there. I'm there when you're there. Yeah, fuck look at that High-pouch It's like we're all the tiktok dancers get molested by their manager. It's all the way. Yeah, it's like, you're gonna go out there, you. What are you talking about? That definition of how you go. It's like all the biggest TikTokers or YouTubers

just get a big ass mansion state. Like do all the shit in it out. Yeah, and they live there. Correct. That's fantastic. Oh, it's like there's some big manager put some all together there. They're all like 20, 21.

That's up. We're two old. Yeah, they go to the office. They're all like 21. 21. Yeah, they're offices like the foyer of the mansion they meet, they like brainstorm like what are we gonna lip sync, you know, for seven seconds today. And then they just do it. And then they make millions of dollars. Yeah, they use to make millions of dollars.

Like we're good. And they do the same three moves. Yeah. And then anytime the N word comes up, they just go. Yeah. I agree. I agree. It's true though. Yeah. They'll build them up girl, we'll have a version of it because we got a dope ass Airbnb around six feet there. Let's do a collett Let's do a tiktok. What do you do? What shows it? What what venue are you? I'll kiss them all if we get if we get serious about the

Tiktok idea. I got a You can't be go Well, what do you think the fightering the kids and the Greek. Yeah. So like that and the fightering the Greek and the kids. That's the wire season two. Yeah, the wire season two. Ooh, yeah. We do fucking, you did there.

Kid and play kick stuff. Yeah, that's it. Exactly. All you see people want to watch a couple of 30-olds do that though? I feel like there's a lot of fucking divorcees who want a fake. You know what I mean? It's an underserved market on TikTok.

Think about it. Facebook started young. Okay. And then it went old. TikTok started young. Now we flip it. We get in, we start to trend. It's too fresh, so it's too fresh to flip it. No, it's been out for a while, man.

Yeah. I haven't done a TikTok yet, so. Yeah. What, what, what, uh, Vinyory doing, Austin? Uh, I can't remember what it's called. It's a club there. I can't remember. There's so many spots down Austin, like we're at,, I'm we're at the Volk on gas company theater.

It's right off six feet there. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I saw that spot. I I can't remember what it's called, but it might be that you're there before me. It's a show. It's like four people. I don't know. I never pay attention that stuff till like the day of. Did you post it? I'm not an organized person. I haven't posted anything. Go to Volk on gas company. Yeah, I. Did you post it? I'm not an organized person. I haven't posted anything. No. Go to a Volcan gas company. Yeah, I'll tell you what it is. Website, Jim. Let's see, before me is Dope City Tour, David Lucas,

Desquad, Secret Show's there. I'm at the sunset, it's called the Sunset Strip, Comedy Room, Sunset Strip Comedy Room. That's a rematch. And then I'm doing another show on the 20th. I saw a lot, so I don't know what I'm doing. But you're there. Yeah, it gave me a couple dollars.

I said, you know, I'll go back. Let me follow it. Let's do it. And we gotta get sneakers now. Let's go get sneakers, because you guys gotta pay back, brand them for the first time. Yeah, we're feeling his joints. Yeah, I still don't have a back.

Yeah, I know, you guys gotta. You split them, you wear as one, you wear the other one, and you walk together. I'm still missing my animal pack 90 at most. Yeah, I'm not any size. Yeah, when you guys go on the road together, do they just encourage you to bring like four or five just for five? They're like, yo, you guys switch them every day

and then you just, you got one missing every week. I can't miss it. Bring those up. Well Jordan, why did you guys do it? Hey, can you bring that last Jordan one this time? Like, what's the level? Just the last one. Yeah, you got to switch it up.

Just for pictures, man. My boy, Derek Poston on there. I'll know you. I love the picture they use to show. Yeah, the user picture of me will go, you know, before I started taking anti-retroviral drugs for AIDS. I mean, I'm, this is what I'm suffering. Yeah.

I'm just joking. I'm skinny. I'm skinny. Can we bleep any of these stuff? Yeah, I'm fine. No, this is live. Yeah, that's what I was doing. So that first one I hit was just out to the university. It's streaked on it now, man.

It's streaked, it's streaked. Yeah, that's such a funny idea. That's a funny idea, too. That's a campaign. What are you thinking? I was thinking like Richard Nixon, you know, like. Oh, man, yeah. That's a good lineup though.

Yeah, and that's pre, that's like, that Fred Perry is pre-proud boy, Fred Perry. Oh, okay. I mean, no, pre that's like that Fred Perry is pre-proud boy Fred Perry. Oh, okay. No, I mean no Fred How disappointed is Fred Perry? Kid had a hot like very high-end Fashion line that just got co-opted by white supremacy. Yeah, it's tough. That's a tough one, dude Yeah, you know that L, huh? You got to get out take that out started new started new fashion line

Is that is the vocal and gas chem? Is that where Tony does, uh, kill Tony? Kill Tony, too? No, he doesn't like it. He does it all over, right? Did you do it? Tubbs, barbecue? Is it Tubbs?

Tubbs. Stubs? I don't think he does it. I don't think Tubbs bark to be like that. I think Tubbs bark to be like that. He's just, he, he just posted about it. Dude, did you see Darnell Rawlings on Killtony? Darnell?

Yeah, I get lit up. Oh, no. Go to the Killtony. What happened? I do. Well, you know, do you know what Killtony is? Yes. So they have like all the local comics come up, they get one minute.

And he always has a guest on the show. And he had Darnell Rawlings on as the guest. I think is it David Lucas's name lit them up? No, David no, David Lucas is the one that lights up people. I don't think it was him though. I forget so someone went out Wait a second. Donnell did stand up on it. No, they have a guest right so they have a guest like critique the the other comics Right and there's like a panel like it's like red band Tony and then a big guess right big guest was down on Rawlings this kid went up there and lit fucking went straight out darn else I'd lighten him up and lit darn all up so bad down I was now need this shit was gonna walk off wow that wow and the like drop the mic when he started

making fun of his he's wearing Dave Spell's chain because Dave Spell his crew a chain Would you wear another man's chain? No, no, but don't know is my boy. I mean, I love don't know. He's a legend I know. Yeah, such a beast don't know. It was kind of the guy who gave me my start and comedy. Oh really? Oh, yeah, he wrote don't know Jane though, huh? You'd wear his chain. No, okay. I wouldn't wear another guy You better rock there unless I was in jail and like we were in jail together, you know Yeah, if you like I'm a I'm a choke. Yeah, fuck you're wearing a chain. I'll wear his chain? No. I wouldn't wear another guy's. You'd been a rock there, you know? Unless I was in jail and like, we were in jail together. You know, if you like, I'm a chokie, I fuck you, I wear your chain, I'll wear your chain. If you gave me that much.

Or if you like protecting me my entire like, stand like my hard six years there. And you like protecting me? Like I didn't get raped and stuff. I'd wear your chain. I'd wear your chain. I'd probably get tattooed. I'd probably get tattooed.

I'd probably get tattooed. I get lower tramp pants. I don't know. But it's not on my But, Donut, how do you get your stuff? So I quit comedy. Like I started comedy and then I quit comedy. I got shot in New York, like we talked about. And I had panic attacks for a while. And then Donut had a show once a week.

And this was right at the beginning of Shipel's show. It was like 2005, 2006. So I would do stand up once a week at a show. In New York. In New York. was called the poke it was called the Marion Square okay honey ninety-fifths year you ever have a mind he'll tell you about and the show was crazy I mean don't know would get drunk we would have fun and I was a you know just getting back and he would convince he was like your son you're funny you know he's still son so I have a shot your son come on so I would perform once a week and then he took

me on a road with him and Charlie and Burr and all Christian again. I was just five minutes and Yeah, I had some good stories with Charlie just me and Charlie walking around the mall those dudes were that was like the last big Table show that was like the lab that was right before the internet kind of yep, I mean popped it was like the last big It was obviously the biggest cable show comedy show, but I mean, those do, I'm Charlie Moore. Charlie was super starm. Damien. But the thing with Charlie and Charlie, I mean, I'm not talking about Turner,

but also Charlie, when he started stand up, he wasn't doing it long enough, he was just telling stories, and then they paired him up with Rogan. So as Rogan and Charlie Murphy, they go on the road and then Charlie Murphy would headline, but we're not, Rogan's doing kind of for like 25 30 years Yeah, so he's a seasoned comic so Rogan's trying to help out like dude. I should go after you like it's not a ego thing

It's just the optics thing like you should really let me go after you well He had the same problem with Donnell and Burr because it was the the tour was burr Donnell and and and Charlie Jesus and Donnell when he when he connects So at first Donnell was closing and Burr this for Burr was pop pop but he was be Burr would kill He's always been a sad Burr would kill any room. Yeah, Burr would go into black rooms Like I started in black rooms in Brooklyn Burr the only white guys you'd see in there was Vos and Burr I remember Burr coming in Donnell's famous room called poke knockers where uh... micap Scott knocked out one night some dude just punch on what

happens um... i remember burr first thing he said when he got up there all black room in uh... in brookland he goes uh... burr goes out good to be good good to be back in the old neighborhood that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that You know Charlie would come up and Charlie was getting better at standup considering how little he'd been doing it Yeah, but I mean donnell was is a season guy that would just a nine L.A. Especially those guys and especially his style too So Charlie was new but also his style is kind of slow It's a story and and story telling and drawn out and donnell is just machine gun Fucking animated yeah such a beast

So then so then with Charlie just headline or did he take a start headlining at the end and he would do okay But it was you know the show the pace of the show would go I mean, I think Don L would host towards the end Then Burr and they would both just Massacre like mass. Yeah, but what that's an ego thing like went Charlie Murphy see that like alright It was the ego thing cuz Charlie was really the draw at that point This was before burr was really a draw, but he still still was that good comic Yeah, and donnell was known as actually Larry, but Charlie Murphy was like below like it was shepelle and then Charlie Murphy Sure, those stories really glilt the prince and the

Charlie Murphy sure those stories really glue the prince and the Rick James do those the whole up I watch them really do I watch them on the road all the time. Yeah, yeah, they still hold up. Yeah, they're so fucking funny. So funny, man. I like skinny Chappelle. I like when it's skinny. Yeah, before you start working out, get Bob. Yeah, yeah, before you go on T.R. T. Chappelle. Yeah, yeah. I mean, his frame doesn't look like, you know, I don't know enough about it. Cool skinny Shropo. He was so thin. Yeah. You might forget a water.

They started running like slew his t-shirts and shit. Would you would you the quite would you wear him another man's chain? Malik? No, we already talked about that. We talked about in the car. Oh, I'm sorry, yeah, I wouldn't. Oh, it was weird. No, that fits this frame, not that makes sense. No, it's skis. At least protein powder. Yeah, at least protein powder.

Yeah, that was me. Yeah, I was like, Malik, this, this, this, this your transformation right here. Exactly. He was 24. Oh, I'm going to that one and then four. When it killed me, softy, 20. I guess I'm all game.

Look how big he is at the back. Did he start doing, uh, stand back like 14. long game, but still the maturity of that for 24 we watch that Damn Dave. Oh, he was way ahead and that kill him softly. Way ahead. That's one of the most classic special I found out he's 24 I was quit. I was like That's like seeing Jordan play basketball. Yeah, it's just not for me. Yeah That's like seeing Jordan play basketball. Yeah, it's just not for me. Yeah There's room Eddie was 24 for the lyrics. Yeah, how nuts is that you watch a Jesus No, he was 22 for the lyrics 24

22 for the lyrics In the red leather fucking and that's that's that's special still hold up still watch watch we watch the wrong in text on monster dude that was like back when you could say the effort you could see I mean his whole special he was saying yeah yeah and he was saying it he was saying in the context of that I was saying in a different context yeah you yeah I was saying it like yeah like you know

like like now Netflix I was saying it like it's not a slur he was saying it like a swap but but but those were the times where you can't so I any over that you know like that's his that was the times You couldn't let me yeah, you can't tell but then also if it let's you know I he's supposed to do a special so let's say really special now, but had all those efforts in it Even though it's Eddie Murphy. I guarantee you Netflix won't let it right not in this climate No, he wouldn't even he was talking like he know it. I would he goes I'm change. No, I would Eddie Murphy. I guarantee you Netflix won't let it write. Not in this climate. But he wouldn't even talk like he was saying. No way. I would never do those jokes again.

Yeah, but Netflix would never. Never. They wouldn't want to deal with that shit. But Netflix has those specials up. Yeah, they do. They have those in context. They do. 80s? Come on, man.

It was, yeah. That'd be funny if they just dub it with something else, with like, maggot. I'm maggot. We always maggot. Or yeah, they would be funny. I'm like, what the fuck is this?

Yeah, they just have what's Nenet's name, her voice over it and she just says what she wants. Yeah, on note as to say. Wait, Nenet's the... I can't remember her name because Nenette, everyone just called her Nanette. Or they just, or every time he says the F word, they just have a picture of a video of ship, or I'm sorry, Eddie Murphy now, he's one.

Yeah, yeah, it's TikTok. He's just all old as Fowl Hannah. Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, just has, Nanette's not her name. Not her name, not her name. Got it. Yeah. Should you please replace Chris Daly in that got it. Yeah, she please replace

Chris DeLie and that actually no she did not Wait, that's not Rachel That's why I Think you guys are But it Yeah wrong. I'd say what some fan did, dude. When that special came out, some fan, because I made a joke about, I tweeted about how

her next special was going to be at the Apollo, because like, you know, and somebody cut her special in with Apollo. No, the audience. And it was like she was doing her jokes, like her, they'll dry whatever. And then the crowd was going crazy. No, it's crazy.

It's so funny. It's crazy. No, that is special. doing her jokes like her they'll dry whatever and the crowd was going crazy I want to see her doing old school school time go run that Senate the appalala yeah it's like see I'm going crazy they were going crazy dude that would be I mean that would be a funny show idea to put comics in rooms maybe I like not their audience or at least just take any comic and put them in front of a black audience Yeah, you got 10 to 20 seconds to bring it Yeah, you lean against the wall for one second. You'll just hear a black woman the crowd sucker teeth so hard So hard You hear what you hear dudes go wow Like this we get that wow

Wow Yo, you a while What's that who's spot used to chase by yeah, I took a civil a comic to chase back as I need you right and So he was like, oh you give me up he went up. He was a white comic white Is it a white comic yeah, he fought like he's slow like a dry You can't you can't bring that. Yeah, you gotta go off, kick your leg, you gotta really. Yeah, every word, you gotta date Cawkins. This is a Snapchat crowd. You only have 10 seconds to catch their attention span.

And black crowds want, they wanna feel that you are funny. Yeah, they don't wanna know your material. They wanna be like, you're funny. Just play Vs goal. Yeah, let me see this cut of Hannah. Oh, here it is. I've never seen this so funny, dude. He did this off my tweet.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's so by the... Comfortable in a small town, I get a bit tense, mainly because I am this situation. So you know blue is a cold color, it's on the cold end of the spectrum but the hottest part of the flame blue Where does that come from

You stuck in traffic, You start to hear boobs. Bluh! I'm tired. I'm going out. Stop talking to me, I'm serious. I can't do my gun at all. I'm tired. I can't do my gun at all.

I'm tired. I can't do my gun at all. I'm tired. I can't do my gun at all. I'm tired. I can't do my gun at all. I can't do my gun at all. I can't do my gun at all. I can't do my gun at all. I can't do my gun at all. Oh! Where's the sandwich? Keep going, I'll try to... Bro, you should've added the sandwich. Yeah, we did it. No, no, no. Brad, you should have added his damage there.

Yeah, we did it, please sorry. That's how it went. Why does she get so much heat? It's just her special. Her heat was just, he was because like, the woke laugh, it made that special. Yeah, I was like, this is how special she'd be. And it was more of like a TED talk.

It was like an article. Oh. She was quoted as saying like, comedy shouldn't be funny anymore. It should be like Instructive so the whole thing was like a Ted talking she was kind of just the whole thing was kind of just Just like aizer bad. Yeah, it was like opinions. Oh, yeah, how toxic males She's a feminist lesbian from from Australia. So the whole thing was kind of like I don't get how like that white like why that would need to be Comedy like white gets comedy just be,

what comedy is gonna be? She was a comedian, she did the special, and then all these articles immediately just came out, praise and praising it. Praise and it's like the fuck. Oh, this is the new comedy, it's so funny.

It's like, what? It's like, huh? Yeah, if you push it like that, I'ma watch it. Yeah. And so everybody watched it, it was like, Everyone watched it and people hated it,

including gay people. Like my brother's gay and he was like, what? He just didn't get it. Yeah, I knew someone who went to see her who's gay and she just, it was a live performance in New York and she just started bombing and screaming at the crowd and got angry and walked off. It was one of those things for me.

It was just further evidence that when you get in that system, that system has an agenda and they try to tell you what's good or bad and it's based on like, the public decides, wait, what do you mean? Like the entertainment system, the machine, the machine, this is funny now, so watch this. Yeah, even for them to write the article and put it the shit out, but it does it,

because it's different. Yeah, you got the battery behind. Yeah, there's like, exactly, and then they're going like, they're, they're not only they're going like, here, this is what we're going to show you, they're going like, this is what good is. So you read the article and I guess people are going to, I guess it's good. But then you watch it and you go like, that doesn't, it didn't move for me. Yeah.

I think, uh, I kind of screwed over. No, no, I just think she got the, the, the, the rape reviews. I bet for her audience, they loved it. Oh, so she's probably still killing it. Oh, yeah. I think it's for her audience. I think it's falling a lot I don't I don't know much about it. Yeah, I don't know if I don't matter. Yeah, I don't know But for her lane mate, they probably fuck with it Yeah, her specific But as far as that her lane show up and it's just like a bunch of lesbian couples just sit there with with here That's like my yeah, it's not gonna be so

She's got an audience. She's got her audience. She can't perform in front of a diver, the irony is she could never perform in front of a diverse crowd. That's what so is the irony to me. It's like you go to some of those all rooms or you used to a couple of years ago. And it was like all this righteousness

and you go like this is the whitest comedy show I've ever been to. Like everyone in the audience is white. You know? You would do a lot of black rooms. I started ever been to. Like everyone in the audience is white. You know? You would do a lot of black rooms. I started doing black rooms, yeah. Which is scary.

They're scary. It's the best. It's the best because I think the part of it, you get so scared at the beginning, it gets easier than that. And also you realize, hey man, it's a performance. Yes.

Like you can't just lean up, but in New York a lot, like this is where we we lack School yeah, we kind of mean back and we're like yeah, did you hear the joke though? Material you're telling you're telling jokes you're not fucking painting a Picasso So it's like bring me back and do that you know just like the the craft or it's like L.A It's performs it. It's like more a little more theatrical. And in black rooms, you have to perform.

Yeah, yeah. And black people aren't gonna write a blog, if you say something. No, they're not gonna write blog. There's gonna let you know right there. No, no, no, no, no. That's what you know. They're in there.

Chris, you'll hear it. Chris, you'll hear it. Next. Because they're a loud cough. Yeah. Or in barracks. And Jay, I'm like, oh, no. And Jay, you know, because in story where there was just a fucking chicken wingbone got thrown out

Like if you ever have my hot if you ever have my talent, I love big day, dude the Philly story He's such a nice Kevin Hart was hosting and like yeah, he started bombing and then he used to do this thing I don't want to ruin it, but I just tell you quickly. He used to do this thing where he stripped naked at the end, because he's a great, fat person. Yeah. It's before, you know, he's amazing comment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's such like at the beginning, you know,

where we're all trying to get laughs. So he would strip down naked as a big fat dude and the crowd would go crazy. But he was doing the show with a black, black room of Philly. Kevin Hart was hosting, and he was getting ready for his closer, which usually brings him out of crisis. He's like, all right, and he starts stripping. And at one point, he just, he said he hears some black woman go, Jesus. And then he gets naked and he just sees a chicken bone, just hit him.

And then he's done. He does a big finale. It's silent. And then he's got to like gather up all his clothes. Oh, yes. He's still got a chickenessful. Oh, he's been in hell all shit. He's been in it a bit. Hey, that's it. Just built like a baby hip-hoping on shit. That's my time, guys. That's what you have to do. Do you ever hear you was telling us, I did this.

He had a serious show with Dan Soder. I think they still do it. They still do it. They're great together. They're so fucking funny. Two of the funniest guys. The funniest ever. Dan from Denver. So I always fuck with Dan. But he was saying that, you know, obviously he came up with Kevin Harton and Philly. And he was like, yeah, and then, you know, Kevin blew up.

And I did, I even know that, you know, I was like, hey, I see him Philly may want to come through. And he's like, yeah, sure, man. And he's like, so I come up there. And whenever we're on the road, I still he's bringing the Xbox. I was the Xbox guy. He's like, so I come with my Xbox. I get in there. And Kevin's like, yeah, sure, man. And he's like, so I come up there and whenever we're on the road, I always bring the Xbox. I was the Xbox guy. He's like, so I come in my Xbox, I get in there, and he's like, man, what the fuck you doing? He's like, what? And he's like, all the old controllers. And he's like, what the fuck are you doing?

They're like in this pan house. He's like, I brought the Xbox. And he's like, we have like six of those. I buy one every city you go to. And he was like, on road out. He's like, this is stupid. I'll put you in. That's the moment where you're just really clearly like, oh no, no. Yeah, he's like, this is stupid. I'll put you in. That's the moment where you're just really clearly going,

oh yeah, we're too socially friendly. Yeah, we're all fine. You buy one every city's again. We just leave him for them. That's the way. That's when you invite your richer friend over to your house and he comes over for five seconds and he's like, all right, man, let's just, let's go to my place.

Yeah. Yeah. And he wants you to buy. I mean, we always go to your place. But no, let's just go to my place. I can't. No, I can't drink. Yeah. Yeah. And they want you to go back to mind. I mean, we always go to your place, but now let's just go back. I can't. No, I got drinks in there. Yeah.

Yeah. I got a friend. I don't know. I got drinks in there. We're not making deals. Yeah. You know, comedy's hard like that when you come up with guys because guys pop at different times and they're friends.

Yeah. And a lot of times, I can tell you that. Yeah, jealousy starts happening and guys start, you hear it all the time, you look back, I've heard from all the comics, you know, they got into fights because one guy started popping, the other guy and it's just, that's tough. Relationship, too.

Yeah, relate, you're like, you're just like, but then they're also you hear it all the time. He and I am funny. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well some people think he's really funny. Yeah. Like you sell now on the road,

you release not funny. He's got to be doing something. He's doing something. Yeah, yeah. That's the, this night fight. You see his last special. It's gotta be doing something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, that's there's this night fight. You see his last special and it's like oh god, dude. Yeah, it's like Somebody thinks he's funny. He's doing something that room full of people who are laughing. Thank you's funny Yeah, you may not that yeah doing something right. It's like it's funny too And whenever you hear like a comic critique of the comics like a bitter comic

You always notice that the ones they like are always like most like them. Correct. You know, it's so narcissistic. It's so narcissistic. Yeah, it's something they're like, that's good. It's like, that's what you do. Yeah, I used to hate, it's no different

about you hear that new Drake. Oh, it's terrible. I was like, man, I enjoyed it. Like he's doing something right, dude. Like massive amounts of people like him. I used to hate when a new comic would drop a special and then you go to the comedy store and you're like, you hear bubble buzz, new special.

And before I came to that, they'd be like, you're terrible. Like, ah, fuck, really? Yeah, you know, because- So I would just nip in the body, fantastic. And I'd walk off, like, fantastic. The thing about, like, hacks is hacks are hilarious. Even if it's like hacking,

like a hack is means that they're just like doing hacky shit But it's crushing. Yeah, and that's why they're getting called a hack Yeah, so it's like I don't know if you're an ordinary person you come out. You're not like a comedy snob You know, I'd probably want to see a hax lane. Yeah, yeah Yeah, if you're not a super balls-deaping comedy Yeah, I want to see like Bill Hicks up there. You work it all week and then Bill Hicks comes and tells you your country's full of shit Yeah, I're gonna die. You're like, dude.

I'm working on a fucking mill all week. Bring out the puppet. You know, like the fours the fucking terri puppet. Hey, I'm just a puppet. I'm a puppet. I'm a puppet. I ain't got a lot. I've watched this special.

I've done it. I mean, he's a pretty good, I mean, he's a mom. He's a pretty good, a chocolate, a chocolate quiz. He did that special. He did that special from the palisates from like, he rents some big ass crib. Might've been his crib, he just released it during COVID. You see that?

His last oncoming central. I watched the one he didn't. He rode it, didn't tour at all, and just did a special on it. We're teaming the puppets. And it's genius. Yeah, different. What, he was, yeah, when we were in Phoenix,

he was doing a, what? I was at stand-up live and I'm like, can you help me just sell out there? Like you got a hundred more tickets to go, you should sell them, like, oh fuck, I was all hyped. And then I'm like hey, how may they sell out there like you got 100 more tickets to go You should sell I'm like oh fuck guys all hype and then I'm like we were like walking the streets It was like two in the afternoon and no cross-free at the Phoenix Suns arena. I'm like it's cars You're like fucks over there like Jeff Donum. I'm like he has a two o'clock show I used to four six eight and then he gets the fuck out like what yeah sold out like six times in one night

Dude, I think he's one of the richest comics. He is. My dad loves him. Yeah. A lot of people love him. A lot of people, like, put your hands up, like, fans just like, go for it, like, fuck, Beyonce coming out.

Fuck, yeah. He does his, he does his, like, little thing before, like, he'll do like, without the puppets, like, I think for like, 10, 15 minutes, especially does like 10, 15 minutes of straight up standup and then out, then you see the fucking case come out and he's like, it was like, oh my God. I was like, oh my God.

I'm gonna see it live. I would, I'm fucking. Talk about a guy who probably wouldn't be able to have a Netflix special now. You can't do like, what is it? I'm at the top. Yeah, the terrorist puppet. Oh, I think he retired him though. Yeah, he got woke with, with these like, you know, I'm not bringing on bad out of anymore

Yeah, he had like it's terrorist But what was it like I kill you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think it's great. Yeah, you updated with the house. I hate Jews And it was all yeah Yeah Not anymore. Yeah, American's going That was like the last like big tours for us like a group of like dope ass comics. You talking about the white color?

The blue color comic tour? I think so. For white comics? Yeah. Well, it's so hard. Well, it's so hard. So, like, I'm gonna do like an arena tour, right? That's pretty dope.

They were doing it, right? And then COVID shut it down. I think they'll probably go back out. And then because they were doing it in the house. Yeah, and they're doing mass square golf. But when you think of something like the Kings of Comedy, you know, like just like four hearts. Or just like hitter, or hard hitter.

The difference with Kings of Comedy is remember that nobody really popped off? Yeah. No, of course they did. They were huge. They were huge. On the stand-up scene. Burn them, burn them. Burn them, burn them.

Burn him, burn him, what? Burn him, he wasn't the big, the big, the big. He can set a container, burn him, burn him, he'll deal, deal, deal, deal. He'll have that. He'll have that TV show. Yeah, but he wasn't like Bernie wasn't the big the big You can set the container Bernie deal you deal you deal you deal You'll have a TV show. Yeah, but he wasn't the like the man Yeah, yeah, yeah, but they're all headlining Comments so you gotta remember and Steve Harvey put it all together. He was the business behind it Mm-hmm, and then he pitched to everyone's like this is how much you're gonna get

I don't want any issues and they're I forget what comic gave him shit was like man Why I think I should have this he's like you're out and that's how deal want any issues. And I forget what comic gave him shit. It was like, man, why do you think I should have this? He's like, you're out and that's how DL got in. There's someone else who's beyond it. Oh, I think it was, you know, they make a movie about that. Was it Guy Tori? I forget. Someone else was so torn on.

That's where I made a mistake. Was it Guy Tori? I want to be so clear. I mean, yeah. You see, he's hard on that. We can't have that. And then, and then, and then, said that the entertainer was crushing so hard.

Early on the tour, that like, dude, you need to, you need to go last. Yeah. Cause he was crushing it. They said the same thing about Bernie. They put Bernie last. And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, take a hit. But this is my logic with it. We did a show where it was Ari, Theo, myself, and Big J. And it's like Phoenix. And we did the Orphium, which is like 4,000 people. I mean, we sold it out. We're going to do two shows, just like two years ago, two and a half years ago. But the thing is that you can go on tour like that and you can go back to that city. So the pitch is like, yeah, you're gonna take less money, but maybe Ari's fans are there who haven't seen you, they're gonna like whatever the 15 minutes you did,

you get to the next week, dude. And you're, cause you're doing your full hour. Yeah. So it's not killing those markets, but guys, it's impossible with comics. Like, well, I make 60 grand tour in Phoenix. Like, no, I get that dude. You're just doing 15.

You're just doing 15. And then it's gonna build up when you go back in that circle. He's still making good money doing 15 and but it's a hang it's one night with the boy hang dude like look man people make these decisions like they're gonna fucking live forever. Yeah, I want to have fun. I hate them all alone. If that if someone came up like that again I would take less money for the hang. Yeah, I, you're making great money. You wrote a loan now? I'm going to roll, yeah, I'll, you know, bring one, if I bring an opener or if I, you know,

I know some money in the town, like last time my buddy Mike Swarris opened for me, and that was cool, but other than that, I mean, to hang with like four other of your friends and do a show together and- That's what we do, man. So like, we're naples this way. We have-

We all fucking kill you if you don't have friends on there. Kill you. I used to do it solo. My brother was, before you guys, like five years ago, I just booked it, go solo, whatever comics they booked at that venue, I'd go back to the hotel by myself, eat by myself, I was like, this is fucking terrible. You know, podcast should start collabbing

and going on the road and do like podcast tours together. You could do podcast or you'd also do like, like they do at comedy festivals where Thursday nights the podcast Friday Staying Saturday stand up that Oh Live podcast and then Friday Saturday stay Don't you first are you toward punk like like podcast, but you also did no I never did like I don't agree with live podcast

Wow, you have a moral Static I think it's referring to Fighter in the Kids Live. Yeah, so Fighter in the Kids Live was stand up in improv. Oh, you were saying Brian would not sit down. Because Brian was like, we should go on the road or something like, dude, have you ever seen the live podcast? They're fucking terrible.

Yeah, but we can't do the audience. I'll bring it to a no-demass. It's going to start with you doing 10 minutes of stand up. And then I'll come out, you and I clown each other, riffing each other. Then we have like bullet points to bring it up. And there's jokes in the bullet points. Then we go to current events, but I'll come out you and I clown each other riffing each other then we'd have like bullet points to bring up and there's jokes in the bullet point and we go to current events but it'd be all jokes on the current events I saw I saw I saw I saw Burr's live but that he myself his podcast

I thought it was too it's phenomenal right but that's but that's Bill Burr's I think it's because he was by himself like I see what you're saying I'm not paying I love pie I listen so many podcasts I see what you're saying. I'm not paying. I love pod, I listen so many podcasts, but to watch them sit down, like I'm not trying to see it like live. Well, finally the kid live was a performance that's what got me my start stand up.

Yeah. We're gonna figure it out though. There's gonna be some body who figures out how to make them work. I don't think it's like, I can't do that figure now. If you do, I'm like a soup or man, a soup or a soup. I'm a super poor Steve Harvey. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think it like maybe it's not like doing the podcast It's more like a celebration of the podcast with like fan in a

Rage. Yeah, that's what they do at the 85 self-show. They sell out like a renaz Oh, I call those melody see I'm flying they started on a wild and out. Yeah, and it was like bro We should just do a podcast Then it's like oh, we'll interact with our fans on the road because they know us about wilding out right so they stay starting off in clubs Yeah, they went to like stay arena, you know But all he has lining comics all of them are now. Oh, yeah, well now for that time. We're there. Yeah, yeah at the time They're all big like I think DCM flowers was kind of like you like he like like he wasn't doing stand up a lot But he was around a person Carlos Miller who been doing it like 23rd plus years like a Brian. Yeah, he was like bro

Let's you go out there and be first, right? You have you the one who had to me and followers on Instagram. Yeah, you go out there first Then he had Chico being who's been doing it for like yeah, he's a plus, right? And then Carlos a headline and then they'll just do and then come out together And then Carlos or Hellen. And then they all just do team. And then they come out together. You can figure it out. I mean, before COVID hit another shit hit, we had a tour lineup with Bobby Lee, Santino, Brian and me.

We're gonna do two shows at the Chicago Theater. We're gonna do big shows in New York and then COVID hit and then obviously the other shit hit. Yeah. But everyone has to be on the same path to be like, all right, we're gonna take a hit on this, but we realize it's the long game. There's a long game to it, yeah.

I mean, look what it did for Kings of Comedy. I mean, yeah, it's fucking brutal. I would have moved you now about that. And it was, God, tour. You know, it's one of the most underrated movies where all those guys were in it? Life, life. Come on, man.

Yeah. That's all they were moving, you're talking about. It was all on my life. I think over it. I don't think it's underrated, though. To me, life's top five. I think it's underrated. It's underrated. I mean, it didn't do it. All the radio. To me, life's top five. I think it's underrated. I mean, it didn't do red box office.

Nobody talks about it. You're totally right. It didn't do red box office. It had Eddie and Martin lunch. And you would think that it would brush. Mag guy, Tori. Yeah, this is acting as great as a star. It's a sad story.

I don't know this, but Eddie Murphy told the director. He said, let him go. He said, let them go. Let them let them shine. Yeah. Because he goes, they'll make it happen. Just, don't try to just let them do it. Let them go. But think about Martin bro, like he was big on that level

and he had to take a second tier, like Eddie Murphy was a star. He's Eddie though. And I know, but Martin, he, it was more and more. He had a movie Murphy dude. I, I, they did it. They did it also in boomerang. And boomerang.

And now they're one of the most underrated comedy. Come on, man. You talking about us Those kids, Graham? Yeah, those are two I can't just say hey because he's just much of a gay Yeah, I'm a gay I'm a gay I'm a shit number

Chris Rock in the beginning Chris Rock No, you, man I think that was John Winner with his first movie Yeah, and Eddie let him riff Correct And that was John Winner with his first movie. Yeah. And Eddie let him riff. Correct. Eddie let him riff. And that was like the most quotable thing.

People would quote that. You got a quarter. Quarter one. You got a quarter. Yeah. That's a great. That movie is like, top. Yeah, all the baddies in there is.

Top. Yeah. Holly Berry. I mean, David Allen Greer. I still get to a lot of action now. I've always thought like TBS. Every time it comes on TV, BDT or Showtime, or Star as I'll be.

Yeah, life is big, man. Yeah. I thought it was like, yeah, Martin Lawrence kind of took more of the straighter role. He was more of the straight man. He was great, though, dude. He showed his versatility. Well, that he wasn't like the Zany one.

He was kind of more of a straight one. You know, he talked about it on life. Like Eddie Murphy was like, you start doing characters, and that's how he came up with Big Mama House. Oh, really? Yeah, because yeah, from life. Really? Yeah, Eddie Murphy was like you started doing characters and that's how he came up with big my my house Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, from life. Yeah, Eddie Murphy cuz you know, it hurts great at care Yeah, he's right think about it TV show like TV show Don't we never that was my favorite show Also

Underrated it's not on the rating cuz those who know who know you so crazy you so crazy That was great Like a villain let the water drip all over What was the special he came up with where like he were after that? Oh, that was the one where after where like he had to freak out. Yeah, right? What yeah, what he's I got booted from Hollywood they were they were they just spoke some weed or something bro He's like bring up naked down the street talking about with a gun. I'm all like you're there after me

Yeah, he was also in like a sweatsuit. He's like doing some weird shit in a sweatsuit He talked about our sending you all though. He was like bro I mean not crazy no good. He was like I'm not crazy in all that so he talked about it But again, he was like, you know, just think about it. I'm making all that money and I'll loosen it. He was, I don't know, but he's basically saying, he just took that. Well, Dave should, Dave should help back them too.

Yeah. Just saying like, he goes, he goes, he's not crazy. He goes, he goes, he said, maybe Hollywood is made up a great problem. Yeah, that's what you say. You know what I mean? Like, I guess like, I don't know, I don't know what I'm going to do.

I know what you're doing. Yeah, behind those scenes, most people just don't know, like what they're dealing with. I mean, that's like, I don't know. I don't know what the bar is. Yeah, behind those scenes, most people just don't know like what they're dealing with. I mean, that's probably a lot of pressure. Like, you know, being a stand-up community then all of a sudden you're a movie star. And like, it's just a different pressure. Like, where it's like, we do podcasting.

Like, we don't necessarily have to deal with, you know, the entertainment world like that. Yeah, and it's a gross business full of sociopaths and fucking vultures, it's gross. That's what I'm saying. And then make you do gross shit and horrible shit. And so like, it's a gross business full of sociopaths and fucking vultures. It's gross That's what I'm saying make you do gross shit and horrible shit, and it's it's so like It's gross In days, but it's like probably what he was feeling, you know, yeah, you know, you became a hair. Yeah It makes you kind of sacrifice who you are, you know to like it's when you're trying to appeal to everyone

It's like yeah, who am I you start to go like like Jim Carrey talk. You see a Jim Carre ax now He's crazy not worth it. Yeah, but it's probably like that wears on you after well when you're like There's fucking millions and millions of dollars riding on who wants that don't say this speed this way Yeah, who these children's movie, you know, you can't be seen doing anything adult or anything because it it Compromise your whole thing who wants that yeah, so much pressure Yeah, I don't think it's the pressure, it's like you're almost selling out. Yeah, that's what's selling out.

Cause they're making big boy money. Big boy money. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then you probably get to like 50 or 60 and you see how much it is and how much it's sacrificing, like dude, I'm only gonna be here for a couple more decades. Was it worth it?

Was it worth it? So how many fucking times can I be on a jet? Yeah, but you also have 200 million in the bank. Yeah, that takes you to Monaco. You know what I'm saying? I just want to go to Monaco. Like you're in Belir, like was it worth it? Yeah.

Like I get Martin Lawrence like crazy and you do, you made so much fucking money. Yeah, but why don't these people go to Monaco? They always like hang out in LA. I would go to the F1 driver. I think I'm a Roger Federer. No, you think I with Danny Riccardo. My boy lives in Monaco.

Yeah. And it's like a small area, but it's like the richest of the rich lived there. Yeah. So like you pull out in a fry and was like, oh my god. You know, like you gotta have a Bugatti? Oh, you gotta have something.

Because everything out there's ridiculous. You gotta have like a boat. Just to live there, you have to send him your tax returns. You have to have a certain amount, like 20, 25 million in the bank. It's not. It's a nut spot. Yeah, Danny 20, 25 million, the bank. It's not spot. Yeah, Danny Riccardo says it's like the best place on earth.

Yeah. Yeah. Where's Monaco? No game? I think you're up somewhere. I've never even made enough money to even know where it is. I don't know where it is. It's not like this.

Monaco? Monaco. Like when you see it, you know, like, oh, this is where Roger Federer meets up with, you know, the Prince of whatever, and they fucking, it's only 499 acres. It's Italy, yeah. 3,000 people live there. Take it, can you pull up a picture of the port though?

The boat? It's so crazy though. I mean, we should do a live podcast and mine, I know. That's like, you get a set of people would come, but let's charge a thousand dollars to take it. Yeah, that would be like, wow. That's like, oh, that's so beautiful.

Yeah. Oh my God. So you know how much that foreign drivers make? and those of us who take it out. Yeah, that would be like, wow. That's so beautiful. Oh my. So you know how much that four-and-dryvers make? So Louis Hamilton, who's the number one in the world, I think Dan Ricotta is better at driving in fear of cars still. That's beautiful. But whatever.

So Louis Hamilton lives on the penthouse. Dan Ricotta lives underneath him. There's like this, there's this like fucking residential area there where it's like the Roger Federer and Louis Hamilton. And just like, is area there where it's like that you know Roger Fetter and Louis Hamilton and just like. That's, is that what they feel focused with Will Smith? Oh, no. I've never seen that movie and we'll never see it, but that's what the-

That's what Margaret Robbie, we love Margaret Robbie. We do love Margaret Robbie. Yeah, absolutely. We'll Smith. I don't wanna see that movie. Yeah, that movie was okay. All right, it was okay, movie. Yeah, I don't want-

So is that get a couple of mail I'm going to monocle. You need more than a couple papa. I know. I know. Couple of mills not a lot anymore. I know. Couple of mills gets you a fucking place in Riverside, you know.

That's why I run away to Riverside. Riverside. Let's go to co. Yeah, that's why I'm scared about this tax hike in New York and I'll end for you. No, well, California, we stay in the same right now. I mean, we're gonna copy you probably, but I think hopefully what happens for those of you

that don't know, so New York's gonna be the highest tax state in all the land, but what's gonna happen is all the tech and all the smart business people, they're gonna be like, fuck this, because anyone who makes over five minutes, like 54% of your income goes to federal and state taxes, so 54%. So then they're gonna leave, go to Florida,

New York's gonna be fucked, and no business's gonna be there, and it's gonna be a shit show. There's no money for the economy. So I'm more of the fuck would they do that? Because they need money, because they shut down everybody. And also all the riots, billions, dollars of damages,

like they just need money. So, all the time, they legalize everything. They legalize everything. Exactly. Exactly. But what's gonna, fucking hypocritical is that So many people away from marijuana and now the

Yeah, is they know that's getting money is we need that but what's gonna happen is not as bad as alcohol not even close No, not even close, but what I hope happens California sees that New York becomes this total shit show and like oh That ain't the move and then they don't do it here. Yeah, but you're that's you know fingers crossed I know because I think they're the legislature is gearing up for that here. Yeah, but you're, that's, you know, fingers crossed. Oh, I know, there. Because I think they're, the legislature is gearing up for that here. They're, yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, what do you mean? It's like, how can I completely fuck California? Yeah, it's a 14% tax.

I believe on anyone making combined four, a million. A million. Yeah, which is in New York, that's a lot of people. Yeah, in LA, it's a ton of people. It's a ton of people. Well, California, it's so many people. Yeah, those people I can't afford that I It's 65% of my income with the thing is they can't afford it But it's like how much are you gonna put up with like what's it worth you to live in California? It's a work

$600,000 a year out of your dude they can't afford it a million in in in New York or LA It's not it doesn't go far. It doesn't go far You still pay in tack and then this is just more tax, it's 65%, a majority of goes. I mean, I'm telling you, the progressive wing of the Democratic Party is in for a rude awakening when they get a little less than on what human nature is all about.

How self-interested people are. Because the Exodus has already started. I mean, Austin is like, daily people are moving. Daily. I mean, Florida, daily people are moving daily. Yeah I mean Florida Miami booming you talk to Realtors down there like do we can't Arizona? We're talking to developers to develop more. Vegas is they don't have enough houses Yeah, cuz people and especially now that the economy is digital and you can work from anywhere correct commercial real estate It's gonna collapse and people are going like hey man. I'm just gonna live in Texas where there's no state tax

And I'll just go to New York when I have a meeting or I'll zoom in it. I'll zoom that shit And it's like the tax base is gonna flee. Have you thought about leaving? Yeah, I'm going to Texas. Are you really? Yeah, I'm gonna talk to your wife in the children. Yeah, I'm gonna start. No, I've you know He's done 17 podcast. Yeah, yeah, so I'm gonna do start out by splitting time there and then I'm slowly just yeah We're gonna move Austin. Yeah, I'm sorry. I said get off Rogan's nuts earlier. No, that's fine. I'm on it I just go there. I go like that he kicks me in a chest whatever wants to do barbecue We'll cheer we'll kick to the chest. Yeah, I'll just come over take a shot to the chest kids guy He got forced with that guy, there's something there man. I think more than Mary. I'm sure more people are gonna keep going as fast if that tax thing hits here

That's rough. That's rough super fucking rough. I'm still holding I'm still holding it down Yeah, well you're gonna choke out LA. Yeah, the leg yours dude. Yeah, I'll be the only one left Yeah, but until that tax rate until you got that Bugatti payment comes and you go you know what? Maybe I'll just go down Austin. I know have a little yeah, I know man Yeah, it's bad. It's gonna be bad man. I mean, it's a lot of money, dude I know it's a lot when you start doing the math like I don't have to worry about that I'm not making that type of money yet, but if I was I mean I Siteration right away. I talked about with my best guys once a month. Yeah, once a month

I talked about with my best guys once a month. Yeah once a month. Yeah, it's trust in me out. It's tough Pan taxes is like I Think if everyone knew where the taxes were going people would be a lot Exactly What in what fucking lane do you come from? We think it's okay to take half my shit, man Because I forgot a way to make money take half my shit I want to know that my daughter's going to and fucking amazing public. Little shit out here Road your fucking dope home business. Yeah education fucking homelessness take care like everything is dope people like Things on fire. Yeah, but then you see these are the fucking Pentagon budget is 85% of the tax budget fucking Israel's getting this Saudi

Arabia's getting this you go what the fuck dude? I don't want to want to pay for that no I don't want to pay for our military industrial complex, which is really You know the real fucking problem with this country for since Eisenhower admitted it, you know, oh wow Yeah, it's like you know on his exit on his if you watch President Eisenhower's like last speech. He's like we got to be careful this military industrial complex That's all it is just redundant weapons and then they just were dunged in weapons and they go and bomb to make more weapons and they use the taxpayer dollars like an infinite bank where they just keep funding weapons makers and it's brutal it's brutal that's what the majority of our taxis go to the Pentagon I mean

dude nobody can fuck with us we have you know by far we got the Brendan Shabble weapons dude heavyweight fucking knock out power oh yeah no fucks, nobody can fuck which is cool Yeah, but we get a less, you know, can we just be kind of good? Do we have to be great can you go list down so I don't take all my money to pay for it? We don't need any all those bazookas. Yeah, we don't need anymore We also it's not fought like that anymore. It's like porn. We have we have enough. Yeah, we don't need new porn Yeah, I can barely handle it

Yeah, well there's enough of it dude. Yeah, I mean there's like years and years of porn. I don't need to new No, I'm good Yeah, I got the one that I like too much do my venturing the things I took it watching Yeah, yeah, yeah, go go porn goes back a long time. Yeah, I don't like Vintage phase recently. I've been fucking a why can'tanger man with the Amber Lynn. Ooh, I can't get it. My wife doesn't watch it, so it's the same. Amber Lynn. Amber Lynn was my favorite when I was a kid.

Bring her up to it, yeah. Amber Lynn. Amber Lynn. This is when they were stars. This is when you would have relationships in your brain with four stars. Yeah, yeah. Like, I would only jerk off to her.

She was my girl. You'd feel bad if you switched. I didn't, I was loyal. Yeah, mine was pinky. I never think you remember. Christy Canyon had nice fucking bombs too. Amber Lynn. Amber Lynn. 56 years old. Yeah, my never thinking. Christy Canyon had nice fucking bombs, too Amber Lynn and for 56 years. Oh, yeah, I still jerked. It's county. Yeah, she was this is an original Pornstock. I think I've seen her. Yeah, I never seen her See if you can recognize her from the place. Maybe you could recognize it. I have to see her work

Yeah Good images. I have to see your work. Yeah, can we see? Just to confirm I am such a visual learner. I'm a star. I go there. Amber Lynn. Oh, anal. You have to see video just yeah. Well, okay. I've seen her before. You have yep. I think's not her no that's not her you can if maybe you're like young that's her though that's her but that she's had worked on she was such a beautiful she's a cougar now huh she's a cook when she was young she and she's still doing the she's still putting up videos and she's right there she's oh yeah that's why I can't get down with the old ones. There's just hairy. Yeah, that was like the hair.

No, I grew up. My hair, I like both of them. You guys, when I grew up, all girls had hair. It was like before girls did Brazilian wax. So when you went down in a girl, you just, there's a lot of fumes, man. It was get caught in a, get caught in a, that's where they get caught.

Yeah, strip landing. It was a hard task. It was, no, they get caught yeah strip landing it's not it was not even strip not it was full on book I'm 70s I'm talking about it I was in push like I was like I got like I'd be fucking my mouth would be on your head You didn't even see the pussy you just were licking hair I didn't know what a pussy look like till the 90s

No it was just like a hair, like a mod, chupa-cop, right? You just put it in, like you were putting it in a fucking hair mod. You're licking away. You're licking away. You're licking away. You're licking away. You're licking away.

You're licking away. You're licking away. You're licking away. You're licking away. You're licking away. You're licking away. You're licking away. You're licking away.

You're licking away. You're licking away. You're licking away. You're licking away. You're licking away. You're licking away. You're licking to fucking Braid. See it. Yeah, she put two Pigtails. I don't even think I was licking put that. I just licked the hair. Oh my god. Second dog. Look at himself.

I didn't even know it pussies look like that. Yeah, that Philly Philly. Pamela Anderson has a pretty pussy. Yeah, really? Yeah. One of the prettiest. Yeah, I like it. Pretty pussy. You know what?

T-Rex. What's that that it's a movie she did? But did you see the Bob why are you saying Bob why as well? You don't see her pussy in that no You've never seen her I'm new to those yeah, I've seen it Tommy we sexy. Oh, I never seen that you never see where he hunks the boat torn with his dick He got a piece He's got a piece He's Greek too I don't look at him He's like, hey, buddy

It's like, I wish watching Conor McGregor fight Oh, man, he got me today McGolley He must have a big dick on it. You've never seen that? He's got a, I've never seen that. He's like one of our stack glue gun. Yeah, that's like the old, that's old. Is it like the first hair's heels in kind of days?

He was the first one. The first one. They were the first one. And when they're fucking, oh, lover, have you ever seen it? Oh, yeah. Oh, lover, lover. Oh, lover. Oh, yeah, lover. They were in love.

Yeah, for sure. They called it a lover the whole time. Oh, really? But her pussy, I'm sorry. Oh, no, you're fine. Yeah, it's okay. Have you seen it? It's pretty.

I haven't seen a person. Like, it should be in a museum. I'm not talking like, Smuddy, I'm talking like, it's gorgeous. Also, I work here. So, I get it. Yeah, it's a sun and the air. Yeah, you get it. I mean, there's like no meat coming out.

It's just like a hoof Nice hock. Pretty. It's like you're gonna be a hock. Yeah, now I'm curious. Can we just take a peek? You see it you're gonna be like, you know, dude. This is a Michelangelo a pussy. Oh, wow. It's that beautiful man She's still banging. I think she got married recently She did yeah, I think so She's Canadian right? I'm China. So so it was either you read her camera electro fan or Pamela And you're Pamela clearly. I love I was I was comrade lecture Real that is a very that's Photoshop That's Photoshop. Not one down.

Yeah, well, that's not her, well, that's the one. That's like a heart. Yeah, look at that. So it. She's bangin'. Yeah, she's bangin'. That's Photoshop. I was more of a carman electric fan.

I love carman electric. I'm a electric fan. Ooh, what is it? Doing her a day? I was a fan of her acting. Carman electric. Do you think Good Burger? Yeah.

She was in Good Burger. That's Good Burger. You don't know Good Burger? Good. Oh, my bad. Welcome to Good Burger. Welcome to Good Burger. Yeah, big order. She was in Goodburg. That's Goodburg. You don't know Goodburg? Goodburg. Killing the cow. Oh, my bad. Welcome to Goodburg. Welcome to Goodburg.

Welcome to Goodburg. Yeah, thank you, order. She was in a lot of stuff, but she recently, I've met her in person. She got into, she had my sister, her car, where she was parked by the cheesecake factory. And she heard my little niece scream. And she was trying to go ahead and run. And she heard my niece scream in the back seat. She literally drove around the corner.

And she was, oh my god, I'm so sorry. And all that, she gave me the door. Oh, you said she tried to hit your knee? No, was, oh my God, I'm so sorry. And all that she gave to her. Oh, you said she tried to hit your knee, hitting her. No, no, hitting right. Yeah, on the car. Yeah, she started. Car on that, hit her car and then was going to run away. The car in the car. Yeah, the car that she hit was my sister's car.

Oh, sister was, she worked in a cheese fake, cheese fake cat. What is the car? Cheesecake factory. Cheesecake factory. You got him. In Beverly Hills. In Beverly Hills. Cheesecake factory. Pretty good name too.

Yeah, that's not an idea. Filly. And she steak-faceted pretty good name too. That's not an idea. And she hit my sister's car while I was part. Oh damn, then she was gonna take off. She took off, she remind me screen. Was your niece injured? No, she's my niece. So everything's okay.

Everything was okay, but I saw her. I was like, I'm so pretty, right? So beautiful. I was like, well girl, it's nice. It's just a centrum. Yeah So wow comment Alexa tried to get away with it Car seriously. Yeah, that's a weird story. Yeah, she pay for it What you mean? Yeah, she apologize it she apologized and everything she's super nice. Did she run back apologizing like yeah

No, she had on the green like a olive dress Oh, yeah, it's just a Dave and Varro days when she was a Dave and Varro. I don't know when how long goes this this was in on the green like an olive dress. Is this the David Varo days? What shoes are David Varo? I don't know when. How long goes this? This was in 2012, but 11. So much better. Yeah, that's a hot circle. Yeah, wait, when she took it by herself.

By herself, look at her. She was in a BMW, a brand new one. Not like a station wagon. It was like a four door. Did she damage the car? Not just like that. I'm just asking details to see if you're lying. I just want to catch you.

No, I'll go and catch it. You're saying it's a BMW, I mean it was an Audi. No, it was that night, come on, it was a mouth-to-station where I can show it. I don't have branded sneakers, I probably shouldn't have. I do. The left foot, the left shoe, I got it. Yeah, she's so bad, yeah.

Green dress, I'd love to get it. Now what acting school did she go to? Scots. Why is she really good at acting? I mean, for me it's Merrill Street oh karma you think you think man of street can't I'm joking oh I was joking yeah she's so better right now yeah I miss filtered like crazy but I don't I don't give a fuck yeah she's smoking yeah damn do damn. Do you like natural, are you okay with, okay?

I'm okay with everything. I don't care. Hot. Real fake. It doesn't freak you out, like, when they're bending over and like, you see the bag. What's, what bag? That's kind of hot.

Are you, you can see it? You can see the, we like the ripples. Yeah, I'm all for it. I can't see that. Went, no, when, like, a girl's bending over and she's got fakes and like, gravity takes the, Oh, the titty down thing. And then you see the ripples on the side of the

the silicone back. Oh, no, I didn't. You never see that? Now those are, you're talking about old tips. Because the new ones really don't do that. Yeah, they kind of just stay that. Yeah, yeah, I never seen that. Yeah, she is.

Old tips would do. Bang and doggy. Yeah. And she don't have old tips. She has a new one, right? That's her right now. It looks like a totally different one. But you can't see it.

I said, that's something's wrong with that filter. Yeah. It's a filter. It's a filter for sure. I think, yeah, I don't... Who can... This shit looks gorgeous. She does.

I just say it doesn't look like the carbon electric that I... I wouldn't know that was... Maybe she calls for Playboy? Yeah. I think that's just... She got her start, right? She used to tackle Des Raman's bit, dick.

Oh, man. You heard the mic, the Jordan story? You heard the mic, the Jordan story? Oh, dick. Oh man. You heard that. You heard that story? Oh yeah. The Michael Jordan story. Oh no, where he broke his, broke his dick. Last dance, baby. Dave Navarro too, man. All right.

Let's do some kind of that. Last dance. Yeah, she was in last dance. Yeah, she was. Yeah, talk about that. I'm in. Yeah. How they're in last dance?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. This is just a little follow up from the Miz coming on to our show. He actually ended up losing that tag team match at WrestleMania. And bad money actually came out and killed it. He looks like he is better than some

of the professional wrestler side in the B.E. Yeah, so these are just some clips. Same time. Stereo. Here we go! Wow! Pover! Priest it!

I don't know if they kicked out of here Beautiful precision there for bad bunny and priest Now you gotta get in the pocket to the right You gotta pretend to mop and stare by damn it It ain't over. The party's not over. Another wheels are turning. What are you crazy buddy?

I plan. I'm crazy starving. Oh, it's me is. Get some, buddy. Get some, fucker. These guys are great showmen. Yeah. Somebody This guy's a great showman. Yeah, this is you're gonna do it. I would do it. Oh, yeah, I would do it It's fun as hell. Yeah, I wish you the flip I think he is doing something where he has like a short term

contract with WWE. He's doing a little more than what Logan Paul's doing. Logan Paul seems more of a like reoccurring character, whereas bad bunny somebody who's like a character, and then he actually does the matches. So I think he's starting to dabble in like WWE and professional. Like that's a cycle.

Oh, that's dope, yeah. Why not? Who do you guys got, Jake or Ben? I got Ben. You think Ben? No, I'm not Jake on him, Jake on him. I think Jake. Well, you just said Ben.

I thought about it. And I'm hearing things in Wild Quarter. I've been talking about the day, Ben looking slow. So I got Jake. So where are you? Philly Shell, right? Is that what they call it? The Philly Shell, like deep inside?

Yeah, yeah. Frazier. Who do you got? I, I, I, I had to tough one, I don't know. I mean, I don't know enough about like, obviously, if it was a, if Ben could touch him, it would be over. So I don't know, but is Jacob Goboxy, knocked out Nate Robinson?

So it's like, it doesn't mean much, but looking at Ben's footage, I mean, Jake's footage, he looks pretty fucking good. He does, and also Ben just had surgery, right? This is a surgery. And he was like, doesn't want to fight anymore, so it's kind of a money play. Yeah.

The more I talk about, the more I lean with Jake. But if he goes past three rounds, she'll get interesting. If Jake can't knock him out and Ben can somehow weather that storm after three, it's all Ben. Yeah, because Ben is tough too. He's taking his head.

He's taking beatings. He's taking beatings until he gets his hands on you and just chokes you out like snake I want I'm curious about Jake's condition like you know that's what I'm saying after three let's see what happened that's what I was like teeter and like I don't know who but I'm hearing you know Ben is a little slow yeah I'm just excited for that Mozby doll oh rematch fight yeah that fight that's the good that's the best fight I think it's good

fine in MMA. Oh, yeah, yeah, because that first fight was a good fight. Mm-hmm. It wasn't a bad fight. It was a good fight. I mean, it was close. I thought you don't think Mazda got him on the on. You don't think I'm not that quiet. I mean, I was like, I was like, I'm gonna be going out. I'm gonna take this little bit of you. He's taking them down. He had to cut way. He didn't have a full-duty camp. Yeah, I mean, whole. Strikes look good, dude. I've seen some compilations where he's-

Who's been such a beast, dude? He's tough. Tough as they go. He was talking shit. But he also got rocked by that dude who fought, he got rocked a little bit. He got rocked a little bit. Yeah, he rocked him at the beginning.

Yeah, we'll see. Moshev's got a great striker, tough. Tough. Tough. That's a good division with Colvie Coveington. Yeah, the best. It's great. We'll see. Mosque does a great striker, tough, tough, tough. That's a good division with Colby Coveington. Yeah, the best. That's great. So, it's a different show.

That's good. Okay, so we've talked about Michael B. Jordan quite a bit on this show and we all have differing opinions on how attractive he is. I wanted you guys to give him an updated rating in this purple shirt. He looks small. How do you feel about it? Is he still on LA10? Meet to me, he is.

I know I'm new to this. He's still LA10, but somebody said, Laurie not feeding him in his shows. He looks like he's a little sugar nurse, Tanya. He looks like he has all the sugar. It. Yeah, he looks like his all the sugar. It could be for a role though. L.A. 10 still an L.A. 10 a little different L.A. 10 What's the different L.A. 10? West Hollywood 10 which in my opinion might be a little higher than a general L.A. 10. Oh, well, you're higher? West Hollywood 10? You got to be fine as fuck to be a 10.

You call him your fighter the what he is in that shirt? And West Hollywood. He's killing it in that shirt. Absolutely. Absolutely. Okay. All right, well, all right, I like ten. Is that, you think that's like a body suit that snaps underneath? Oh yeah, like one of those is, you take them out right when you need to go

and then you snap them back up. Yeah, like a lot, like it's weird cause that's so big. Yeah, it's not a turn of next, not my head. It's just a weird angle I guess. It's just good looking. It's a thing, I bet he is Shred City. Yeah. I'm going with angles, I think it's just a weird angle. I guess. It's just good looking. I bet he is shred city. I'm going with angles. I think it's just a weird angle.

You think it's weird angle? It just looks weird. Is that a shirt? No, angle. OK. All right. OK. Have you seen the USPS design for the Air Force ones?

So USPS is actually finally going to loss you against Nike for using their patent design without getting any sort of permission. God, I want to get my hands on them now then. Oh, shit. And people are calling Nike hypocrites for doing something like this when they didn't let Lil Nas X do his thing. Lil Nas X do his thing.

Interesting. Yeah, why they censored those Lil Nas X. Yeah, because they didn't make those and they made these, but then you're gonna shut down the little Nas collab. Yeah, I was like, dude, you already made the devil sneakers Nike. They're called Nike's. Those you would go slave labor. Bring it out of me tough to get now. No. Yeah, those are hard Those are so sick. Come on. Get those take them on the road. Do you see what I see?

You know You need to set up like a baby monitor cameras No, just hide them and then invite them in a room. You see the you just sneak it around at night like Wait, little now sex gets does he get to keep his money? Then he made off that no No, he has to. I don't think so. Well, he might, but he probably got a percentage of it. Get out of it. Because that doesn't have anything to do with him.

He was like, bro, I'm just a face of it. He's not in the awesome. That means he signed off. Is the cut. No, just a brand. He wasn't a part of that. He's out. He got his money.

He got his make it. He just missed you. Oh, yeah, got you. The company has to deal with that. Oh, yeah. So he won. Yeah, he, I got you. The company has to deal with that. Oh, yeah. So he won. Yeah, he won. He got his money.

But I want those though. Yeah, I mean, those are hard. I, to me, the soul's rosy. I like them when I was younger. But do you feel like they are like old man shoes a little bit with the soul? They can be, they're a little sick. Yeah.

You were in the wrong pantholic, Wade. But I love their force ones. They're so comfy. I got some more now. Oh, they're comfortable. They're the most comfy shoes. Yeah, thank you, mate. I don't know., they're so comfy. I got some more now. Oh, they're comfortable. Yeah, they're the most comfy shoes. Yeah, thank you, mate. I don't know, and Air Force had the ones that,

you got the 95s though. You know, those are nice. Yeah. Yeah, there's a comfy. What else you got, Jen? All right. It's your guy. Jordan Wandser, like the most comfortable.

Well, come on, talk about tall. Hell yeah. See, I think Dunks the most uncomfortable. Yeah, get that out. I don't mind Jordan Wands. If I walk around and Dunks all day by fucking feet hurt. Yeah, she's like stiff skateboard flat shoes Yeah, some pair of dunks are kind of like comfortable. Yeah, certainly. Yeah, I got you okay So this is chat Hank see is coming out

White boy summer. He got a song. He's right. Yeah, it's a new type of sound now for white boy song. It's gonna be the white boy summer anthem. This right here. Yes. Okay. He made it. Oh, my boy. White boy summer. Got your favorite Instagram. He just covered my thunder. She let me beat it on the white boy water. Oh, oh, boy. Oh, my God. This summer is here. He made that song in three hours. I mean, the whiteboard server thing happened like two days ago. He's got merch out, he's got a, you got a, can you imagine Tom Hanks seeing this?

Well, why are you doing this? Hey, he's got his own legs. Is he like, chat, why are you doing this? You know, I'm forced, gum for fuck's sakes, dude. See, I kind of like it, dude, because, look, Colin Hanks, Colin Hanks looks like Tom Hanks. Yeah. Never will live up to his pops. No. But he's a good actor. He's a good actor. He's a good actor.

He's a good actor. He's a good actor. Yeah, but like for this era, I mean, Chad Hanks is doing it. He's more famous than his brother. Yeah, I mean, he's working out. He's like, because now you're like, your job description is like a hundred things. Yeah. Like Jake Paul's like, I'm a merch dropper.

Yeah. I'm a YouTuber. I'm a boxer. I'm a Chinese spy. You know, it's like all of them in one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your job description is like a hundred things. Like Jake Paul's like I'm a merch dropper, I'm a YouTuber, I'm a boxer, I'm a Chinese spy. You know, it's like all of a sudden one.

And like this dude's doing that. He's like a bad music guy. A personality. Instagram, all that shit. Inspirational quotes. Yeah. He's doing it awesome. He's doing it awesome.

He's doing it awesome. He's doing it awesome. He's doing it awesome. He's doing it awesome. He's doing it awesome. He's doing it awesome. He's doing it awesome. He's doing it. He does a rostopharine thing. Yeah, that was funny. Well, he did. Yeah, he's talking in Patoa. You're not hurting him? Yeah, he's not hurting him. No, I ain't got famous. Dude, he's perfect. I'm just starting to learn about this dude.

I'm just starting to talk about him. He's like, it's controversy. He causes controversy. What's that with the upper right one? What's he doing there? That's him filming that talk beach. Probably talking. Like it.

Got it. Yeah. I might say man, Probably talking. Like it. Yeah. Hey mate, say man, we're here. Hey, Johnny. This is a hoax from the man. I just ran into him. I'm the barely guy. We got the homo about here.

I just met him. It's all a love baby. Don't let him go. It's a kill. You want to go to my dad's house? Oh, I love it. I love it. You want to watch big with my dad?

What's this guy? I love it. Who wants to watch Captain Phillips of my dad? What's up y'all want to come see the real Wilson ball Wait, find this man. You want to jump on that big fucking piano? What's your other afternoon? He usually in the car chain when he talks show do the white man wiggle one all the way up dude He's fantastic. Yeah, I call this dance white man will we just Just let the girl go yeah, wait, man, yeah, no Not this one working on you go all the way to the top white man, who the way this is my one of my favorite Oh, I saw that one in the middle. Oh, you just stayed there and let her do it. Oh, yeah

Oh So girl, hey, but you gotta be good So girl store it on you now she slow-wine Your chat Hanks is fucking lit. I love I love Cheap let him win his life man. Yeah another another little fact. He's Greek Rita Wilson is Greek comment converted to Greek Orthodox. Oh, that's Greek. He is. Rita Wilson is Greek. I'm hanging. He's converted to Greek Orthodox. Oh, that's right. Yeah. God, he's fucking great.

He's great, man. She creates content, man. I doesn't want to think, yeah. This is where it went. Supervider. Big up. Big up. The whole island.

My seat is cowboy. Tadana. Come and sit. I'm not going there. Yeah, that's that. That's the golden clothes. I'm going to sit here. I'm going to sit here. I'm going to sit here. I'm going to sit here. Big up. Yeah, that's that that's at the golden close

Here is again, it's my favorite You're done. Let's do it for what I got. Booyah! Booyah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I can't get enough of it. I can't take my eyes off. I know I just keep watching. I'm like I just I just I just need his dad's all a Della Della oh yeah when he's trying to fly in the end I'm Della Della. What happened? Would you find self-added? You try to hit on a Della with on a Dell with that accident. I just picture his dad watch They got one of what is that dad got COVID Dead You know send me a pre-e from long time But I'm gonna see a pixel out there

It's sweet me when I tell not I my girl ears style fit you big obvious big old and Where we do do you think you just has an endless supply of money from his dad? Yes, where his dad's just like yeah, whatever dude just yeah, you make your shit stuff. Yeah, for his merch He was like dad Hear me out white boy summer He's give me 10 grand his dad's right on the phone like yeah, no hot. Yeah, no force gum. Yeah, what would he say? Hear me out. Or before a guy. Why boy? So he's like, dad, it's fucking everywhere, dude. Dude, it's fine, but,

Bick up, Bick! Don't do that. When he gets around his boys, he's like, you hurt? Yeah, me, yeah, me, then he goes, he's, dad, dad, let's do that. Dad, listen. Listen to me, dad.

It's all over right now. No, this is, I found my thing. I found my thing. I found my fucking thing. He's like, I'm still doing what you're making at the same place. And I'm doing it. He's like, dad, remember how like forever I was like lost 90 more.

I mean, I mean, it's all my foot summer. And his dad's all hoodies, universal students. You're not doing the Jamaican thing. What if you get what if you get what if you get what if you get what if you get what if you get what if you get what if you get what if you get what if you get what if you get what if you get what if you get what if you get what if you get what if you get

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Do you know what that was? And how, and how long did you dance to that without knowing? I don't know. I'm about to dance. It's, it's horrible. What's it mean? I mean, we could Google it before you Bought that song boom bye-bye in a batty boy's head

Oh, good boy. No promote them nasty mandemafi dead something like that. I can't I can't have soons head. It's worse than that. What? You know the song what song is it Like touch it to the left hand side. This was like the biggest song in the 90s. This song was like everywhere you would go. This song. But no one knew the lyrics. Nobody knew what it meant.

So everyone was dancing to it. And the chorus is, means one of the worst things. How do we search it? Buju Bontan. Buju Bontan. Buju Bontan. Buju Bontan. Like that.

He can have body boy's head. Let me see if that. You close to it, you. Bon ton like that Let me see if that you close to it, right there You guys will know the song we hear it Did they play this in belly Boxing like one of the biggest hits Chat Hank sounds make this song chat Hank sounds identical You know it now right? I still don't know this is a huge shot us you have a huge shot us. Oh it's a shot us. Yes Dog

Who's only a jostle? You feeling me right Yeah, just When you go translate these lyrics, but it translated. Yeah, I can't say It's that and it's funny thing is people used to I mean people would just fucking Everyone this song used to, I mean, people were just fucking. Hit the fuck you're having a few times. Everyone, everyone, dude. This song used to bring people to the... We're all just in trouble anytime, Booz you're back to come. Body, boy, get up and run. But you have to do trans like, if you translate what it means.

Oh, so you have to translate the... Translate the... Patch-wise, yeah. Translation. Trans, yeah. And then maybe we could just read it. Okay. Yeah. We're all just in trouble anytime, wait, wait, oh, just read it. Okay. Yeah. World is in trouble anytime.

Wait, here's English. Okay. World is in trouble time as you come, Betty Boy, all right? It's like boom, bye bye, in a body boy, root boy, no promote nasty man. Okay, that's not helping. The bottomer here. No, this is difficult. I think you got a 10.

Okay, I just, I just tell you what it is. Yeah, I'm saying it's horrible. So batty boy is means a gay guy Oh, capitol gay. Yeah, see that you're buying a batty boy's head means Judy gay guy in the head. I don't promote their nasty lifestyle. I want them all dead. Oh wow. Yeah Yeah, and then the other lyrics are worse about oozee's using oozee's the Jesus so nobody knew what these lyrics were. But we're out for years. Boomed about years.

So he say prosecute homosexuals and shoot another one? Yeah. You know what's funny when he said this stuff. Oh, you're talking about it. It was a big controversy. And I was going like, did you not listen to Boom Bye Bye? He made a song about it. This is actually mild compared to the song.

When he was talking about Elton John, George Michael. Yeah, he's not a progressive thinker. He's a little small minor. Yeah. But the sort of big record label too, huh? Yeah, the funny thing is, dude, that song used to. Oh, yeah. I mean, even gay guys were in there going like,

boom, boom, boom. Because nobody knew what it meant. What, they put it in movies, though? Yeah, dude, in there going like boom, boom. There's nobody doing it, man. What did they put in movies, though? Yeah, dude, it was a massive hit. Yeah. And it's funny because nobody, back then, like nobody even wanted to know what it meant, ask what it meant, like.

Yeah, because they kind of just let it go. I remember one of my favorite albums was Ice Cube. American Alarm. Maybe America's Most Wanted. What's the one we had that song, White Devil? That song was a great song. And I used to bump to White Devil. I thought of a cave maybe, is it something like that? No, I think it was on White Devil.

It might have been America's Most Wanted. I think it's on America's Most Wanted. Yeah. White Devil, that was a good song. And is it about killing white people? No, it was about how white people were even. Depths and Ticket. It was on the desk. Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to get it. Great album, by the way. Underrated album. White devil that was a good song and is about killing white people now how white people are even deficit-tipic it Great album by the way underrated album that was that I'm very asking an predator I'm thinking I'm pretty much bad, but that was there where you just you sang lyrics that were about you

Didn't know what there's we kind of did kind of didn't but like yeah, what you care? Yeah, you took it for what it was yeah, so don't song even M&M was dark too Took it for what it was. Yeah, yeah, it's a dope song. Even M&M was dark too. We missed M&M. Yeah, he hugged Elton John. He got forgiven for everything good. Anything else, Jen?

You want more? I think that's good. All right, thanks. Yeah. I'm going to tell you. All right. We're in Naples, Florida this weekend. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Naples come get some.

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