The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 675

Episode Date: April 14, 2021

The guys talk Nike vs Adidas vs Puma, Malik's car getting towed, Brendan's game plans to get Malik's Nissan Sentra back, Colton Underwood coming out, Usher's strip club tipping controversy, Chet Hanks and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Fight her and the kids Fight her and the kids Fight her and the kids T-Fact Kate put a seat on the end You are now told dance to the fighter and the kids Effect Kate put a seat on the end you are now told dance of the fighter and the kids Patchman the best player in the league you like a little bronze you like patch mode. I like you ready to you only like yeah, what is it? You only like the the popular guy. No, I like the best guy the most popular though, too Lebron Patrick, I mean Steph Curry is more popular than LeBron.

No! You don't think so? Maybe, no. I wouldn't say more liked. Oh, Steph Curry's not. I'd say LeBron's more liked. Well, you just share, like, you go by share population, like the world, a lot of people will hate LeBron.

I know, but that means you have more, like, if you have haters, you're gonna have more people that like you. I get you, but don't you think so worldwide? You don't think like little kids look up to Steph Curry more because they were like, I can be next to Steph Curry than LeBron. I just don't think Steph Curry's as famous as LeBron.

Like once the last time, once last time he saw a young kid wearing Steph Curry's. Outside of me. Just today, just today. I think, today, this morning, when would you see it? We had the coffee shop down in my, down to you in my, no, you're full of shit. I The See My Your full

Shit He's just you know, I'll sign with he signed with under arm roaches another issue I like it No, it was great. Yeah, his shoes are kind of good, but you're just you're just not in the race It's like signing with you know like a huge label He could have shot someone like you but he took the money It's the money in the a huge label. He could've shot one Nike, but he's shot with the money. He took the money. And the owner, he has ownership too.

Exactly. So you wanted to get the money play, but as far as like legacy play, like if you're not with Nike, you tell me if you like first day of school, eighth grade, shopping stuff, curious people, like, that's cool. You shopping some fucking fresh bronze or KD, Jordans like it's just different Wait, what didn't then? I mean, maybe he's trying to change the narrative. So he's like, man, everyone's doing that.

That's why everyone's signing on a Puma though. That's a new way. That's what you're not saying. All the job is to go. That's the way to go for sure. Compared to I know it's a great way. And what's the last time we came in there like, God, I took it out on these Puma's man.

Never. Never. Never. I don't have a way. We're on the Nike app. We're not about to say. We came in there like God took it on these poomas man Never We're on the Nike at we're not gonna say you have a poor You know it should my have yeah, I do the style better ones No, poomas bacon hot shit nips. He had a poomi Right, man, yeah, they have some dope ass claps. I had a Puma. Oh, yeah, they're so good. I'm right. Yeah, they have some dope ass clubs I like a lot of Puma's but I've never been like Jones and for a Puma

Pass when I didn't get a Puma. Okay. Yeah, I mean yeah, but we know Nike is the grandmaster That's the Godfather of everything you have a beat is oh, this is right underneath Yeezy made Adidas cool Yeezy's the most I thought it was Troy. No, no, no, no, he's not he's a Nike guy in Jordan. I'm true. Yeah. Yeah, but uh, Yeezy hit a whole spiss of shoe now. Yeezy. Yeah, they can't have a part. Yep, it came out of report this morning. Oh, with Nike. His his his his his his prototype black. Black is the most expensive Yeezy. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So those know those are Pro that's what they need it. I think how much did they go for it? What's it? Bring those up, Jin? You see for the fuck yeah, it'll be in trending news Just typing it yeah, they're so sick. Yeah, I don't and well, I don't know why Nike just doesn't re-release them

Look at them right there. God damn one million dollars No, bro most expensive shoe. Yeah. Would you come, uh, B? Straight investment. So I'm sure to go up. Damn, bro. I mean, they're hard, but they're not like.

No, they're not like, okay, okay. No, I'm saying. No. Like you definitely have shoes that look like that. I don't know why Naked just doesn't do like, you know how they do like the retro Jordan ones, do a retro, which I heard they were gonna do, but they can't use like the easy loads of stuff

but they can use the design. He doesn't own the design. Yeah, but it's, yeah, that's true. But it's more, I think it's more exclusive when you have that easy name, one day. For sure. Gee, would you rock those? I mean, like he's like B.S.

I would. I would wear those every day. You would? You would? Oh yeah, every day. I was about to say no. I'm looking for shit. I'm looking for shit.

Wait, are you serious? Every day. Bro, they not, I mean, they're all fake. Oh yeah, I'd be the only one. I like shit, nobody else. So I'm saying I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm about to say I'm saying I'm out there a mass produce I wouldn't be rocking them, but those you got the prototype Yeezy's one-on-one one you would you

Yeah, I would get after the here if I got a hold of those I would wear a tattoo. I would get a tattoo of them Wait, yeah, I would get a easy I like the gray and gray and green like green. What is that? Metro Reds? Red October's. Red October's are the all red ones. These ones look like, they have like a glow in the dark bottom.

And they're grayish pink on them. And they're Yeezy? Those are the best looking Yeezy's my fault. Oh, red October? Yeah. Yeah, I got a red October. Oh, red October. Yeah, it's a outfit. It's a lot, man.

You can't wear them with every outfit. And they show expensive. Look at those. Be. No, don't get me wrong. I love red October. I don't. So go back,

go back, go back, there's no way. Go back one more. Yeah, one more. And then, scoot over. Oh, you have time. Oh, go back, in there's no way. Go back one more, yeah, one more. And then scoot over. Oh, you have to type in red October, just type in Nike Yeezies.

Your brother wants those fucking phone. I know, I don't understand. No, no, that's not the color, but the black ones are hard to beat. Yeah, the black ones are dope. It's a great one. Justin has the black. So the white one.

Yeah, just tell the white one. No, you went to the red October. The. Yeah, it doesn't know the white one. No, you went to the red October. Right. We're picking red shoes for the one of God. What do you want? Go to the gray ones. The gray and green ones.

No, no, no, no. The gray and green, yeah, there you go. Shoe just glued on his red shoes. He's like, they're just so bright. I don't know. I don't know, Nike's proud. I appreciate you. He's like a cat with a red dot.

He's straight on. I appreciate you see he's like a cat with the red dot Go to the great Yeah, those are the best I like that skin tone yeah, those are filthy Bring them back Nike. Yeah, oh, they don't have those any or no Fuck no, I can't get those and how much of those Listen how do you how do you get six seven grand? How do you get? What you got out of it? I think it's I can get choose that expensive like like you just guys it's eat Kanye Kanye Well, they like they're so exclusive. They didn't make many of them. And they're discus. And so that's what makes it. Yeah.

Because they're like, it's like, it's like, they're really making a limited amount of these. Yeah. It's like, why am I Nike app? You know, they'll say they go for 125. The reason they sell it so fast, because all these, I guess, people want to make money. They're not real sneaker heads, but they're just flipping the shoes. So if they go for, like a special collab with a dunk or something, they're only making, I don't know, 500 pairs. So if they reach out 125, they're just trying to get them cause they're gonna flip them for $6,700.

Got it. So only 500 pairs, but then also there's fakes. Yeah, they're going up to 4,000. There's four. Yeah, there's fakes. But there's fakes of these easy, easy. Oh, of course. Real sneaker heads, you can tell.

You can tell you can tell Even watchers now guys are going to like certain guys are supposed to watch you know And then these real watch guys who know watches will do a whole video on how they're doing not doing that Two watches. Oh, yeah, I am change for real diamond tester Yeah, I knew I knew yeah, I remember that but I know they were doing it like with the watches to do bro everything This was nine dollars nine bucks. What is what's nine bucks? This nine dollars 90 cents. I don't know what's going on. Sounds like China town to me. How about a sense? Even fakes are nine dollars

Well like the fake a fake would run what pretty expensive still 300. Yeah, yeah for I don't know Like bro, I got these new easy Yeah, I don't yeah probably come about the straight Yeezy is spelling why I I said I got the reason yeah but with the fakes I mean I mean I'm seeing fake shoes and they look pretty damn spot on but you know there's just so much detail, huh? Yeah, we'll see. You know, if you have like lights and shit

to where they can tell. Yeah, there's certain things to tell. And then, I watch those videos on YouTube. And then some of them most will must be identical to, you know, come from the same factory, the same people who make them identical, but then when you get the box,

the numbers don't add up. They can, when you wait, so like if I get a shoe from like stock acts or from a plug or like I got those prototype ones, I'll take a picture of the box, you know, the code and the slot where it says the size and the name, I'll take a picture of that

sent to my guys at Suplex and they're like, nah, fam, like those aren't. They can't, the numbers don't match, the vid and serial don't match. Okay, those are fake. Shout out to Suplex. That's how they figured out That's fucking insane. It's insane. Bye. Like dude. I mean, I'm looking I have the real one here I have to say when he's like I know he's like you can rock them if you want to wear them out or do whatever

But just as far as if you're trying to flip them you can't flip them. Okay, so that's that's just which I don't I'm not yeah, I don't think you're out there. I don't I got these shoes. I don't flip shoes these shoes that be funny. You've bringing worse Flipish I'll be down to I'd be down to trade shoes if someone had some dope kicks and one of my Dipper you would I be down for trade. Yeah, I'm not trying to make money. Yeah Trade me like much trade me to man. Hey, can you do something for me dog? What can you wipe your eye? Oh, do I get sleep in my yeah, I was a deep sleep Is it deep sleep? It's been bugging Yeah, I was a deep sleep. Yeah, no.

Is it deep sleep? It's been bugging me. I'm like looking at you like this dog. Why would you say something else out there? Why would you wake your eye up? I didn't even. You're an asshole. I mean, hey, yo, tell me shit.

What you talking about? You tell me everything about me. You told my hair was on me. You grown out the hair? It's starting to go, yeah Yeah, a little bit longer You're growing it back out Yeah

Shit, you got that good hair I don't think it's good hair Oh, it's not? No You look like you got good hair When it's like long long How long you do it? How long you do it?

Like how long you go Like before? You go down here The only reason I really cut it is because I messed up I think we should let it go We have it here Huh? We have it here. We'll have it here. Scar.

I got hit and fight. Fight? Bar fight. I'm not barfart, it's free race. It's free race. That's the most age-living ever. I got fought. I thought of Vietnamese gang.

Her people. Oh, this is a big game. This is where you got jumped. I got jumped, yeah. What do you hit you with a bottle? You know those mag lights? Oh, those huge mag lights. I think the cops used. Yeah, what do you do with a bottle? You know those mag lights? Oh Huge bag lights I think the cops use yeah, the real big five. They're really thick

They're like all these batteries this long they've like all their heavy steel. Yeah, he can You never seen a mag light Yeah, you never been around a cop. I mean the new ones. Oh that the sleeker Yeah, but yeah, super long there's like a baton. Oh My god Should that knock you out? No, that's it. That's what's crazy. Hey, I was in a dream. I was like instantly So basically so basically you took it on the chin No, I took it on the chin. No, I took it on the But it's in the street terminal if you can take that hit Yeah, they hit yeah, oh, yeah, I'm taking on the chin. Yeah, but it was on a

It felt like a water hose of like warm water hose. It was like constantly bleeding. Yeah, and everything slow motion Would you say after they'd be, bitch, I ate that shit. My friends just went at him. Oh, your friends went at him, bro. No. Did you win the race? The car race? Is that why they're upset?

No, he was sitting on my car so I started shooting. Oh, yeah, you can't let him go and fuck sitting on your car. Now do you respect? I know. Can you imagine someone just ran and we just laying on your car? No. We're fine. Malik. I was gonna buy it. No, we're fun. I was gonna buy it I was gonna I had a McLaren dealer drive up the McLaren here. I was gonna buy it. I come out

Oh my god, I'm the hood like some Instagram thought Oh my god, what are you doing man? I was like oh my god I'm sorry the photo I'm sorry man I was like The photo Sorry man That you can I explain myself so I can't be around nice stuff man. No, I could go I could be around nice He's all denimed up. I was did him. I mean I listen. I act different when I have jeans on Oh, yeah jeans on that jeans on that day if you man. Yeah, no more jeans. Yeah, it doesn't matter what you are you can't

On that day, if you're gonna do it, I'm a gene. Yeah, it doesn't matter what you it you can't Ever sit on any sort of night I got the center Yeah, his car got told why what happened? We're from no one's parking. I would do live on you. You're century. I told brother took the center why bro? Because they was hating yeah, but why did they I love I'm pretty just staying with you on this. It's trying to, okay, but why did they take it? That's it.

I'm freaking out. That's it. So you don't see as me going, what the fuck in the back? That's him. Yeah. Brenna, tell your hand down to the right. Where's, oh yeah, that is Brenna's braided fist balled up like the order.

Yeah. The order of fist. The order's the order's the order's the order's the order's the order's the order's the order's

the order's the order's the order's the order's the order's the order's the order's the order's

the order's the order's the order's the order's the order's the order's the order's the order's the order's I'm ready. So this is the exact moment. Yeah. This is the original one. That's right. We don't need to worry.

I didn't know it came. I didn't know it came with like, Look at him stretch that out. Oh god! Okay, you got that. I don't know. You're a legend. You're a legend.

Oh, I'm scared. The deal is like, no, please stop. I don't even know cars like that and I would never sit on that car. Yeah. All right, kids, let's take a little break from the shenanigans with the boys. His guess what?

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So I was about to do a quick set. So my back was sticking out a little bit in the driveway Just a little bit like like like where cars turn in but no, no, it was closed this spot It's like 10 o'clock at night. Okay, this industry like they had construction work all that it's closed I'm like I need a park so my I parked a little bit. I knew what was gonna fit my ass was sticking out a little bit Okay, I'm on stage. There's an a bro Whoever got a Nissan Altima they tore you shit. I was like, oh y'all better get that shit cuz I got a centra Like what club was that then bro? No, this is that this open mic. Okay, in the backyard

No, no on the street on on street like up the street with my girl lips So I'm right around the corner. So I drive so I'm like all right I'm like, oh somebody has a centra. I mean, I have a centra. They was like, oh bro I think, all right. I'm like, oh, somebody has a centra. I mean, I have a centra that's like, oh, bro, I think it is a black. I was like, yeah, I was like, it think it's yours. So I run outside. I tell them like, bro, what you doing?

It's already on the left. Already on the left, but here's the thing though. I'm like, bro, what are you doing? He was like, yeah, it's poking out. And people can't get, but I'm like, bro, what do you talk about me here? Let me just move my car. He was like, bro, I already gave you a ticket.

I was like, let me pay the ticket. I'll take my car. And now here's the crazy thing. So we're chin is bro, I already gave you a ticket. I was like, let me pay the ticket. I'll take my car. And now here's the crazy thing. So we're chin is. Wait, they give you a ticket in to it? Yeah, but where chin is is where Latois right here. So we're right here. This is where the mic is.

Chin, that's where Latois. So he literally just drive a couple of feet up to put my car in the garage. I'm like, bro, I'm right behind you. Just let me give my car. He was like, nah, bro, it's the city. If you should, you could just probably gave him cash. He would have dropped it down. I was, what did I say earlier?

He say, say, bro, I said earlier. He's like, dude, I'll give you cash. What's he gonna take to drop the car down? Because he wants cash. Yeah, I'll give it to him. I'll give it to him. I was so pissed. I'm like bro, I didn't know.

That was my first time, not pissed off. Now you gotta drive up to where the junk yard already went there I'm arguing with the guy my bro. Why did you take my car? Yeah, they say well you illegally parts Yeah, that's why I was a bro. It's good argument You did I know I wish you're cardying it to the bed to their defense you did park illegally Okay, okay, okay, okay, but you could again cash and got it out Okay, but it's a escalate right there Front of me parked on some goddamn cones and it's a construction work their partner and it's a bins right next to my

Coal so so you didn't get the car out of the no, it's still in pounded I don't know how much they say to get it out. They was like bro. It's just take this is it's a link right? It was $25 I had Just take this is a link right ticket was $25 I had 25 dollar ticket he said bro overnight is gonna cost $33. No leave it overnight if I leave it overnight I was a bro let me just get my car. I was like I leave tomorrow. I go out of town It was like yeah, well you had to get it. We get it get back I'm like my $325 a day I thought I thought it was cheaper than you know It's not a further city.

The city is starving for money. Yeah. So it is like bro, it's up to the city. And I was like, why? I'm like, why? So how many five dollars? So then why couldn't you get it out last night? That exactly.

That's what I'm trying to tell you. But why not? Brittany, your guess is better than mine because I'm asking you to say, give me my car back. Listen, you poor. Wait, were you saying I'll pay whatever? I will pay what? 3.5, give me the car.

I was like bro, give me my car. They said no. They were like no, you got to have your information out I will pay you What I give me the car was like broke? They said no, they were like no you got to have your information out to the city You got a pay the ticket. I said bro. Give me the ticket. Oh wow. Give me the ticket So you have to pay the ticket first. Yes, could you just pay it online like right there? But like the office the office is 9 a.m. The five p.m. I'll show you the ticket So I'm like bro, I leave tomorrow just give me my for a 25-dollar pick ticket. I said bro. Give me the ticket I'm like bro, leave him on, just give me for a $25 ticket. I was like, give me the ticket. Damn.

So I'm gonna go to Joe Brown tomorrow. Joe's your brown? Yep. So you left your car. I bet it was my best. That was my best. That was my best Joe Joe Brown. Hey, you're so lucky.

Yeah, you're selling the tow truck driver. It was what ethnicity. Just guess. Black. No. He was white. He was white. Offers him a gunry.

I got his badge, no, I forgot it. But he was just a tow trucker. He was white. Oh for some Montgomery. I got his badge No, I forgot it, but he used it to truck it. He was in a No, I said the guy and he say what called oh the guy that follows you know the guy No, so the guy who I was like bro, but the show guy doesn't give the ticket No, it's the the parking people the person I was I was doing a parking meter The guy who I was talking to behind the screen because I was yelling at him when I got to Africa But bro, you're not gonna work with you bro. You took my core and I'm looking at it He didn't even drive it up. So I'm like bro. You in process any papers. Just listen. I pay the ticket

I don't even give you my I'm now I'm begging. I'm like bragging money come on, bro He was like this big mo he was like bro. It's up to the city now. It's out of hands. I hands a tie I'm like, no, no, why? He could have he could have paid home me there. Yeah, I didn't know. I didn't know. That would have been my first time. Cause it's gonna cost you how much you think now? Well, you're gone for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday

in back late Sunday and it's $300 a day. Yeah. So that's, it's gonna be around $1,200. Yeah, I bet you could have got that car off there that night for 300 bucks cash. It's $300 a day. Yeah. So that's, it's gonna be around $1,200. Ooh! Yeah, I bet you could have got that car off there that night for $300 cash. Well, he didn't, I gave him to him if he'd have sent that. But he didn't tell me that.

But you can? It's illegal firm to send that. Yeah, he can't. You just gotta like, I'll get $300 cash now, bring it down. I'll go there and get him right here. We'll call it even. I think he was a dick, though, but let me tell you why.

Because my car's right here. He doesn't get money. He doesn't get money. He doesn't make money. You don't make that money from that But the toe truck is right here and my car is where chin is you can't let me bro My it was sticking out a little bit and you have a biz you have a S- no why would you touch you are you in the same thing? And your solution you could have just probably got it down. I get what you're saying got it down. I get what you're saying. I got it. But rules are rules, Mallet.

And happened, you know, it's the worst. You know, $25 ticket. I know. $1200. I know. Said he's going to get you, man. Oh, gosh. Yeah. I'm basically starting. I was starting to find another solution. It's more solution. I'm sure. Well, now, now it's's once it's in there. There's no yeah You understand my frustration last night. I love you think we should just kind of Forget about the centra just leave it in there. Please. She can do that leave she Yeah, cuz what they do you just leave it? I that's what they do. So I, oh. They're auctions. Oh, I'm not. They're just saying,

cause they believe in that. Go on. Is that central word? I know, you're not going to be told about it. Get it out. Should we just call it a launch? Yeah. Hey, no.

Hey, so tight. Hey, cut your loss. Yeah, cut your loss. That's why you got two of set right now. You was like, well, it's a set. It's a set, you're in my head. Hey Let's say to cost 1500 bucks and get it out with chip well with processing fees Yeah, but you told me 325 I cut it 300 it was 333. Yeah, see so that's gonna add up so three so you're talking Yeah, dude you're talking spring you see me up $1,500 with tax plus the $25 ticket a $1,500 how much is that sent it's gonna be 1340 before fees?

Yeah, there's four feet four feet. Did you did you do the 30% tax? No, I didn't that's why I'm gonna add that Get out here being the account right now. It is gonna be 1742 $1,742 To get this nunchar out. How much do you love Sheila? How much do they pay at the open mic? Not that.

There's a free one. We're gonna get you, we're gonna cut Sheila loose. I just wonder if they just like, let's say you leave it for 39 so like two you're 325 times three now times 30 like are they just gonna like keep adding up like you know they after some point I think they auctioned it all. Can I sue? No you made the mistake you have no ground to stand on. I know your frustrate I had rules and rules dude it won't hold up in court law.

I'm with you it's a dick move the rules of rules dude. It won't hold up in court. I'm with you. It's a dick move, but I know it's shit You go on a work and you try to work on your Maybe this is a blessing in disguise. What do you mean maybe I? Don't know thank you I don't know thank you What movie oh, you know, we could be like in that movie a gun of 60 seconds. I'm Nicholas Cage near the hot And we go steal The feminine person in his car

The hottest one in here And then we got to figure out how to get this car to the junkyard. Okay, so- Nursing gone 60 seconds? I've seen it, but I can't remember. They get a car from the junkyard. Okay, I know, I know, it's that's where it is. It's right there, we can get it.

Wait, so all they're doing is trying to get a car from a junkyard? Yeah. Is that the whole movie? No, they got to get 100 cars in the movie. Oh, it's Angelina Jolie. Four days. Is that her, right? Yeah, she's looking kind of busted there But it's for the role and that's the car

Yeah, that's the car they were trying to get I know that that was the Sheila look way better than that. How do you that? I forget what car they're trying to get but they have to get a list and ship it in a certain amount of time Oh, this car just happened to be in this junkyard. One of the like, hundred cars had to get, but it wasn't that one. Oh, so they had to get a collective of a car. That's the one that popped up. The GT500 was a car.

Oh, work. In the junkyard? No, that was the, that was like the unicorn that he always had issues with. Eleanor, Eleanor. It's his car, right? Eleanor was his car. Like that was his baby.

I forgot which car they're gonna use. After that movie, that car fucking sky rocks. Like everyone wants it. And then you saw a bunch of dupe kids and rep cuz of that like that car was so fucking frosty That car sick so basically mallick Yeah, bring it out about the remake. I just don't know if we do go through all this to steal a 2001 centrah not 2001 now if you had like a Ferrari somewhere you better figure this out But I think we're just gonna have to cut the loss. I still got I still got a couple of miles on that It's a hundred forty two thousand miles

2012 is and those those run those run run great good old gas good old gas I don't know what I don't know what the movie is yeah But you said all the entire I got a new tire on there All the stereo the stereo doesn't work right? Yeah, it don't work. We can get that fix You got the speaker box. We got a little speaker. Yeah, whenever I cruise when we use a little bluetooth thing Yeah, I don't know what the movie is for. I don't know. I'm out. Already. I don't want legal pride. I don't want legal pride. I don't want legal pride. You know, just, this was just,

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And you gotta pull, I forget who he was doing it with. The young kid who did it with him. I think it was his brother or some shit. Yeah, that's why he's stealing the cars because his brother gun trouble. Got him with like the Russian mafia or some shit. Oh shit. I can't wear your glasses.

Oh yeah, he's a Vony. That Giovanni Ripsy. Oh, I got real white. Oh yeah, he's on here. He's on here. He's on here. Oh, I got sticky Pete. Yeah. He's a nice guy. And Will Patton helps out. Vinnie Jones is in it.

Scott Cain's in it. And Dolore Linda. Like a pen is in it. Great, great movie, man. What do you say He's picked some random guy I'm gonna look at who's he talking about where my brother Where we got to get Sheila back on bro real talk cuz again 17 thought I mean 1700 dollars

That's a lot No, and I wasn't even in the room They had the beers right there. He parked in on side of a cone And then they had the story You told the story yeah, you said it four times now and we're I need to be with you at this point if you say it one more time I'm gonna be on the city I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. I'm gonna sign don't give it back You don't need a car back. You tell that story to one more time.

Brinnin' is about to buy it from the... I buy it back. Alright, well, you went to Tiger and shit. I'm not gonna give Tiger that fucking death box on wheels. Hold on, man. He's not a death box. I just had a small check. It passed. Yeah, I don't know what that stuff did. It's all good that happens, dog, man. You can get black, you can get black. Black just had a small check it passed

It's all good happens though, man black black Color color faded by the sun Like how much is that going for chin? Yeah, what's go for like let's just see if we should just buy a new I saw once it's 17 that's exactly 1784 that's exactly what you want to know what your mileage What's your mileage? 142,000. 142,000. So, yeah. 142,000. Dude, yeah. 17-hundred bucks.

Okay, here we go. Kelly Blue, go to Kelly Blue, that tell you. How much your car is? Yeah, you can put it miles in here and everything. Here we go. Expert review. But it got to be a black one. Hold up.

Adblock. Oh, it's okay Actually, I you know, I sold my 99 Wrangler for more than what it was worth on Kelly Blue book. How much she sold But that was cuz that was cuz wranglers. Yeah, Wranglers have a good resell that yeah fuck. Yeah, Nissan is up there right? No, okay I got a Godzilla GT uh, yeah, that's what you I just signed up brother has to go to his brother hell. Yeah, that's what you I just sign up brother has to go to his brother hell yeah, there's no one that came out to we have to sign up to figure it out They're sick. Yeah, oh that's wax. Oh, dang. All right. I'll just know It's most likely

2000 I I think we need to figure out for we make a choice about it is are they gonna charge you like are they like dude? Yeah, we sold your fucking car after 60 days, but you still owe us money for keeping it here Oh, that's right and then and then you're gonna have a a Lean out for your lean out also cuz my car Mate, I don't know how it works. Listen, you're not gonna get that far. You got this. But you would think that if you just were like, I fuck, if you keep it,

they're like, all right, cool, man. If you feel like that. Oh, there it goes, my car got told. What happened if I don't pick it up? Click on that, Chen. Right it. My worth is car got impounded. Car was killed by the cops or expired tags.

And I'm pretty well decided on letting them keep the damn thing. I do so. I don't know why we were like, we can't see a story. I'm not. You know what I mean? Let's have all it. So, I hope that this person, will I owe them

any significant amount of money? I've received letters stating that I'd be charged or manned with a storage cost. That's what I'm worried about. All right, odds are you'll be fine for storage costs, which depend on how much it may be worth. The tow yards take Yards time to take you to small claims court and sue you for the storage fees

Mmm plus with their legal retainant cost my question to you is why not sell it take pictures Stowed on Craigslist for the price of the storage fees Plus a couple of dollars for yourself and meet the buy at the tow yard That's what I did on the vehicle totaled out was taking the impound. That's not bad I can sell my battery. I can sell my car. Yeah, I'll be like, yo, it's in the pound, but here it is. Yeah.

And it's $2.42. It's going to be a tough sell because you're going to have to sell for at least double to make money. What do you mean? So you're going to, they're going to need to cover the cost for storing the thing, which is going to be 17 at least. Let's say two grand

That everything included two grand the cars only work to grand. So you're in need four grand and is the car It you know, no notes. It's paid off paid off. Yeah, blah. Oh, so come on. That's what she looks at you So it's get yeah, two grand to get really and I just got it the car wash Yeah you. So it's good. Yeah, two grand to get really. And I just got the car wash. Yeah, it's gonna be in the sun for days, dude. Those are gonna be bumps pissing on it. We've been in that junk yard. The other thing is we're gonna try and steal a back. You heard of a junkyard dog. They got those. Yeah, we got than man Now if you had like a Mick Lairn or some shit then we're gonna risk these junkyard dogs But for a centrums memory I can know in Fistacus with some fucking large Problem

Provocated operation centros I'm a gitted operation centros Yeah, I'm a Operation shield. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm George Clooney if this is oceans 11 I'm just spent ball and ideas here you guys gotta execute the plane. I'm Brad Pitt Nope, Brad Pitt done do the stealing you're the small Chinese guy in the box The guy to sit there I'm Bernie mech. Why are you Bernie? You know you're gonna be the distraction you're gonna go up to the thing and just cause

a stir. Yeah. I just look like a doobakflips. Hey, look at me. I'll be back to the greatest accent. Or you're just going, like, hey, do you have a centering going, you would get your hand out of my pocket. What?

And then you start to be like, what'd you call me? Yeah. And then we're filming it. But here's the thing, cats pretty small. We open up the fence, cat and Christian, both small. All under. Yeah. And I give cats this.

Just guys, this dogs. This guy's dress up as dogs. So then the dogs, and they start, you gotta start flirting with them dogs. And they must are mating. They start being, and they breed. And they not come. Malik, I'm sorry to tell you, I think Sheila belongs to the streets. Yeah.

Sheila belongs to the streets. All right. All right. Here put my George Clo belong to the streets. Yeah, she'll belong to the streets. All right, all right. Here put my George Clooney hat on here. Oh, it's like, no, we go to the junkyard. All right, what we do is we have chin. We have chin hacked into the guy's computer. All of a sudden, all of a sudden, a picture of cats popping up. He's like, who's this?

Fucking what the feet Asian to Molly. I see you. And then she's like, only fans, holy then, and then when she's like only fans, holy fuck, and then cat rules up there. And he's like, oh my god, he's looking at flirting. Yeah, and I tell him I'm looking for Nissan Centra. Well, wait, we can't say that because he's,

or you start really flirting with him. What you're gonna do is we're gonna honey dick him. And you're gonna be like, hey, what's gonna take to get that centra? And then he's gonna give you some dirty description. And like, yeah, I'm down for that. Let's get the car out first though. Yeah.

And then you, whatever you wanna do from there. When do I come here? You'll jump the car. He said, whatever. Wait, wait. What? Whatever you do from there, you wanna do from there? I don't know.

I've spit on ideas. I'm not going to work, I'll just go in and not to do that. And here, get close to it. I'm not gonna melt. Now we're talking big that then we are breaking out of prison. And we don't want those problems. Hold on, hold on. We should pay all my only fans money

will get you out of prison. I like that. So L.A. Toe, they said to her, do whatever she wants. So we went there, they got a buzz you win, right? So they have like a gate. So he went in through the gate that he had to garage to so I'm trying to garage It's not a it's not a Chainlink fence knows the garage and then they have bars. Oh, that's right bars. Yeah, this is an LA

Yeah, and I know you have I'll give my stuff out the car. Nope. I don't want So we never change my plan bar my plan was for a junkyard fence. No, this is not a garage My plan was for a junkyard fence. No, this is not a garage. No, this is that's a different animal What we know don't give up now? Yeah, I'm out what's just right like that? I'm out George Cluey would have found it I was about to say this is a bigger stake in higher operation. What's mad Damon? Isn't that movie to you? Yeah, all right another idea George Clooney here another idea Now he upload you doing some freaky shit on cats only fans. Cat subscription goes up, cat gives you that money,

you get the car out of the toe. Because we'll probably make two grand if you get that big black dick out. I'll bring it out. I'll bring it out. Hey, look, there it is, okay, so look. Ooh, I can do that. Thanks you, that's not a garage.

No, no, no, no, wait, is this one on top? Is there a dog on site? No, that's not it, Chin. That's the a garage. No, no, no, no, wait is this one on is there a dog on site? No, that's not it chin That's the one I think is this a 90s thing where they have dogs patrolling the junkyard Yeah, I don't know why you keep saying I'm telling you they have dogs man We're not the first I'm gonna get a junkyard look at one of my Crush it man, it's all that later sure

Yeah, thank you Bro, wait, what happened? We're having he said he's crushing it. I really thought about I go damn What you know You just wait Yeah, he's got his own little trailer. He's got snakes in there. He's got snakes. Snakes? Snakes? He's got snakes. Snakes. Snakes. He's snake. Your friend's so lonely.

Yeah. You sure that's the name, bro? It's on Santa Monica Boulevard. Yes, LA Toe. Well, this is all that popped up on you. Oh, there it is. LA Toe right there. It's on a picked earlier. Are you sure? He's now on Santa Monica Boulevard.

I sure soans listening could probably help you out. Oh Yeah, I don't know that the joint employee Yeah, oh, it's on on us drive and Santa Monica Boulevard Please help me out or if you have ideas how I was want to talk about is on the corner and it's like it's like it's a garage They take the cars up up to the garage So we're on the first floor soon. You walk in you gotta get buzzed in and it's number like gateboards Oh, and I'm talking to the guy behind

Yeah, they got three guys in the back. Oh, there's three. Yes, I'm too on the computer. When is that this a nightmare? So we got a lot of this fucking out of dress of junk yard. This is Alcatraz. But for she, there's three guards. Yes, three guards. We thought there was just one. Yeah. Now we have to deal with three dudes. Yeah, but you want more on the laptop. So it sounds like a job for the Bukaki boys.

That's what I'm talking about. No, no, no. Now, where we get a bank on, I don't know what it's like. We look into what I've chained hacking the system Hopefully want them like men's like and then we don't Yeah, cuz then we don't use cat as bait and if you use Chapelle you look at handsome now We use the three of us if they learned a little twinks Christian The new guy

How bad do you want it? You're the new guy. Come on. You're this your initiation. Oh, man. How bad do you refuse? How bad do you want it? You moved out to LA. Oh man, to give him a car, baby. Listen to Gisela, I'm thinking it. I like that. They're like, what Christian queer like,

you know, dude, I fucking, I'm a real work of a friend job. They ask you, suck this guy's dick to get it some weird Sandra. It's like a guy from FireFest who is gonna suck dick for water. Yeah. I need that level of dedication. Like you guys. Yes.

Come on, man. I'm about to get dude. Dude, that guy, that's the level of commitment I want out of you guys. Dude, you watch that doc, right? I saw that clip. You saw that clip? I was like, he's so goddamn down. I hated John.

It's crazy how everyone was fooled by that. It's so insane. I was gonna go to it. I feel like you could do it now. Like the people are looking for shoes to do. I mean, I see, I mean, yeah, you got it. I mean, you're gonna have some real legal problems. Oh, he did?

Oh, yeah, he's fun. That's what I'm saying. But he could try it. I think he went to prison, but he's out. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, he's going prison. Yeah, no, he's out though. Yeah. But it was like two years, it was a two year. I think he only had to. I think he wants to, I think he wants to prison. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, you're going prison. Yeah, no, he's out though. Yeah.

But it was like two years, it was a two year. I think he only had to do two times a year. I'm stressed out about your car. I'm all out of ideas. Thank you, bro. This sounds like a fighter in the kid's gut, 3D sketch. It's not a sketch, it's a real life. It's a real life.

We, one hurt, we all hurt. I want to stay a lot better. I'm not hurt by this car. I think we need to just chalk it up as lost, dude. Bro, the best idea was that was that red in her Google Samsung. We've been looking for cars for you. Yeah, but I hear you, but I'm not.

Dude, we put 2000 down on a new lease, that we had low payment. We could do that. I hear what you saying, but that car has. Now, when you know M4, like Jay's trying to trick you into getting, but we could get you something dope. like J's trying to trick you into getting but we could get something dope What is J trying to trick him in the end? M4

Relax, yeah don't listen to J. I'm saying those are fucking sick, but you got good credit. Yeah, so You used fucking Godzilla Nissan And be like Bosh you look damn that front end is But it is not right, but it gives me just red so if I leave my card there then I'm gonna be like what Sheila. Damn that front end is filthy. That is not rad. But again, we just read. So if I leave my card there, then I'ma be like, what? You have to take care of those.

No, we sell it. Yeah, see? What, dude, you wanted that. The storage price? You have to take care of that for. Then you come after you. Sam says, well, why? Either way, we gotta get Sheila back.

Y'all, y'all are misunderstood. I guess she looks like that. You said I had good credit. If I don't get her back, my credit. That's gonna make you credit. Yes. Oh, that'll fix your credit. Yeah, for sure bro. We got to get Sheila back So I don't understand why we go coming up with plans and operations. We need to be thinking about it's in the junkyard right now 17th another idea. Okay, come on Thank you

Good when I can tell this is the solid George clean. Okay did. Okay, it's a George Clooney I had right before. I think we blow that central out. What? What? That's what it's like. I'm just talking about it in some fire. Now, like, yeah, now what? We don't know, we don't know it's us.

We set that thing on fire. Why would we kill Sheila? Because then it's their problem. You're like, dude, what? And then you owe me money. That car's worth 5,000. Ooh, okay. Like that happened on your terms, on your lot. Now here's their problem like dude what you owe me money that car is Okay, like that happen on your terms on your lot now here's the problem, okay? We have quite the fan base and now the plan is out Yes

I will snitch yes Yeah, but I'm not I'm George Clean I'm not excuse me I want to do a wee 6969 this thing so fast to get out Gateway And what a problem to have though. I think one of things stressed out about it Hell yeah, I was on the phone. Yeah, you don't have a car. I have a car And we leave like right after this But you you girls got two cars, yeah?

She did these ones. Oh, she was so loyal. She was so down. She was, she can't pick me up from the LA told, like this lady, I'm arguing with them. And she was like, you sure you, I was like knocking him and she went in. She was like, sir, I'll have time for this.

Like, I'm busy. What does he need to do? He was like, yo, he needs to call the city. Can you tell him any pay? And she was like, okay, that's all he needs to do. And she was like, yeah, and she was like, get your shit, let's go. All right, I'm a kid.

I'm a kid. Idea here, George Clooney. What are you talking about? Your six figure queen. She's in town, correct? You're headed to Naples with me to do shows. Why doesn't your six figure queen, you pay it online, your six figure queen gets it out

so you don't owe some counter dollars. She gets it today. Why don't owe some counter dollars she gets it today. Yeah. Won't you have a homie or your girl get it out your girl says money. So go get my fucking car lady. You right. Oh I said that's the best the best plan you have right now. I mean I thought blowing it up was the best plan.

No. That's the very best plan. That will shit through that one. Right I forgot. Yeah. It's like yeah. I'm gonna text after this show. Yeah.

But no, they said they need my license and all that stuff, like, because I'm the owner of the car. You got this? Take a picture of it. Right. Yeah, if your girl goes to, like, he's out of town, I'll pay it right now. Okay. Because he was being a dick last night.

And I was like, do I, because your girl's pretty, he's not gonna be a dick to your pretty girl. No, she was like, you know, what he needs to do? He was so civil and all that. She was like, okay, cool, let's go. I was like, I'm gonna flirt with him a little bit. Yeah, okay, okay. Do what are these numbers?

Yep. Play with that old junkyard ding dong, right? What number is that? Wait, how long? Play with that old junkyard ding dong, right? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I Said this just he is You always go to extra mile You go here You want the car She can do this is still get

I don't know what's his what's his uh oh that's the one right there. Yeah. I like I I was a good imitation Yeah, yeah, it might work. Yeah, my girl. What do you want a third? Yeah, yeah, it might work in my garden. What do you want to throw? My fuck wants is Can we get that whip Can we get that whip Like I need this whip What the fuck are you doing? So... He's like, sir and a... I need this whip-up! Sir, it's an extra 15, honey.

What? I'm gonna get it back, yeah. That's a great idea. I'm gonna call it a day. Yeah, I call it a girl. I'm gonna figure out what you're... So you don't have to deal with it. That'd be so nice. Well, at least we figured it out.

Took us 15 minutes, 20 minutes, something like that. Yeah, I mean, we... We narrowed it down to... Stressful. I mean, we narrowed it down to stressful. I mean, we went through all this crap for that. We went through like being Bukaki boys, cat having a rubber dude out. You, you getting a big dick out on cats, on cats only fans. You have, yo, your brain.

Just go, just go so extreme. Yo, he's like, how did he get you? Yeah, exactly. The fact that the most logical thing was, call your girls. We eventually got that to that place though. Yeah, we did, we did. It's a little bit. And honestly, we saw who was down and who wasn't.

Chen, I'm looking at you. Chen was down to Hacken. I was hacking, dude. I was hacking. Yeah, and it's the Hacken. He was already working on it. Yeah, that's why it was a little quiet. No, we didn't seem to down for the plan cat Yeah, what's up with that? You're the secret sauce What was I not okay with? Oh?

I said yeah, do it every one and I said Chappelle can I come out and I will pay Chappelle you did say that you did say yeah Chappelle you was in it as well. You're right. I'm the master Even George Clooney he showed up to the casino George going dead do time You did do time He did do now. I think about it. He did do time. He did do time. Now I think about it, he did do time. That's not the fuck. I'm coming for you, Jim.

We have some rankings. I'm not sure we're doing it this week, right? Oh no, we didn't. We didn't get it done. Oh, he didn't get it done. Oh, the graphic guy, I got it, got it. Oh, okay. Wanna shut up the email, though?

That's a bummer. Oh yeah, so thank you for reminding me. So it's gonna be Thickboyride at gmail.com. So Thick with three C's. That's where you submit your out your ring your pictures Your videos or whatever Sees boy ride. Yeah, Gmail submit your I think we're called a rate my state that's we can submit yourself your girl My state whoever you want first to see if they're what they are on the LA scale of one to ten But also if you send them your city we'll give you your city scale.

Oh yeah, we'll give the city scale. Now I was told I'm a Naples 8. What's that? A Naples. That's the streets. What street? Naples 8. Aren't there only old people in Naples?

I don't know. I've never had no idea what it's like. Yeah, I have no idea. It's my first time. We don't know anything about it. And I also heard from Chrissy D. And Theo Vaughn who have done shows there that the owner of the club, Captain Brian,

for sure, you should call him Captain Brian. And Chrissy goes, he's never had me back because he picked me up from the airport. And he's like, Captain Brian, he's like, oh, what's up, Brian? He's like, no, no, it's Captain Brian. And Chrissy was like, well, I'm a grown man, so I'm like,

and call you Captain. And he's like, well, the name's Captain. And he's like, well, I'm not call you Captain. And he goes, he never had me back. Damn. So, I call him Captain Brian. All right, well, I'm not going to Captain. He goes, he never had me back. Damn. So calm Captain. That's like a Pimp name slick back. Captain. My thing, and I guess he's in a hole get up,

like a whole fucking... Like a Captain, like a Casp, well that's Captain Morgan. No, he like, what the? Why did you do that to Captain? I'm not a Captain. Like if he has a boat, like he dresses like in the sailor outfit.

Like Captain Morgan. Oh. But I said does he own a boat and Chris dresses like in the sailor outfit like captain Morgan Oh, but I said does he own a boat and Chris is like I don't think so Hey, if we if we find jet skis we jet skis. Oh, yeah, yeah, you know you're a little faster this time I'll go a little faster. Yeah, I think I know can't tip over It can but unless you just I didn't realize it was really hard to tip those things super tough That was a thing. That's why I was so scared is he saw me doing donuts though? I'm Right

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yeah, because we clutch you got it. I don't have that. No, it's only it's only go. Yeah. And that's it. There's go word and backwards. word and backwards the way the way you break is by going in reverse So the reverse and reverse and break are the same thing. Yeah, oh There's no gears. Yeah, there's no gears And if you're not going forward if you're not pressing yeah, or what do you call it? Yeah? Thought if you know if you're not hitting the throttle when you turn if you just turn it's not gonna turn No, yeah, it has to have you have to have throttle if you know if you're not hitting the throttle when you turn if you just turn it's not gonna turn No, it has to have to have throttle when you turn Yeah, okay, yeah, you get mixed up sometimes you have

Procrastine with the jet ski I did it with you though. Hopefully I want to get better jet skis I feel like those were older they were older Hard to look dope on those right? There's all these dimes in the water Part of a dope on those right? There's all these dimes in the water. I was like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, 206 and under so the next weight class is 185 middle weight 185 Man get that did why you use that I mean why you use that as a thumbnail?

What is it? That freaking this jacket Go get out of that shit thumbnail where What is it? That video you put on. Look at that. What? Ah! Yeah.

Bro. What? What? What? What? What? Why is what? I don't know.

I'm like an angel, it's an angel. An angel. Angle. Angle. He got an angel. He got stare away teeth. He got them step by step teeth. I'm saying, watch, I'll do it. Let me see. But let me see, head on. You know, you have to hire. You got stairway teeth

But let me see head on That gum is hot you know there is teeth are snow look at me normal. Look at me straight raise your lip. No, his teeth are fine No, you don't have that you sure no that Yeah, you're right holy It's just the angle that It's just the angle. That's all you're taking there. Yours in that but not that video Engels are important. I mean bro if it's wrangles, bro if it's rate my teeth I'm throwing higher than you daddy. No

I'm yours has the flavor with the gettin' out. Yeah, bro. I'm panning, but that's, but that's, that's is good. Everything else is good. That's good, huh? Yeah, I'm pretty straight. I'll give you that. Yeah, see you guys. You have nice teeth, too.

Yeah, nice gettin'. Say, if this was right, my teeth. Now, if it was Jay. Jay, you know, you Jay's teeth? You're like, you're trying to rape my teeth. Dude, you, hold on. If we're gonna go rape my teeth, rape my tooth, who just in a one

Don't know he does that No Yeah, yeah, I'm saying I, I hate to do it on the show. Man, it's pla- on the bottoms. It's bad, bad pla. Now, I noticed that when I talked to him, but again, that's because he didn't get clean, he don't get teeth cleaning.

Now, he's doing it, he did it recently. He did it recently, so if you see it, he got great teeth, so it's not a one. I'm quiet. I'd have to see him. Yo, I was talking about that behind his back. Yo, he brought it up, and I was like, oh, I think he does. He was going in about it.

Not really going in, I just said. He goes, I said, do you notice? Just as like, plaque on his teeth. I said, I want to say something like just pick a... Ha! Ha! Ha! He started going to dental school and shit. I just want to take one of them.

He started reading the books. He's like, let me learn how to do this. I'm a boy. And you guys are going to do a fly. I was like, hey, you know what you're doing to Austin? You're our tea plate. You don't want Friday? We're going to go to the dentist, everybody.

Hey, Justin, it's just you and me, though. And by just you and me, you're and me it's you're just gonna go Everybody I was just stay sleep everyone you guys stay in me Justin got Our boys sold out the show in Denver though Yeah, I was out more yeah, yeah, Jay went you know he came on the cutaway So how you gonna come to Denver not tell me I was like bro That I mean I'm born and raised there. Yeah, why don't you tell me so you can help you sell tickets I you did yeah, cuz you met you helped him get his bonus

Yeah, so when you post on a fighter in the kids and and my his personal and I created this fly and his He said my song. I do this flyers fucking you just say you did fly the times were off He was like well, I said there's two shows at some 45 and nine for everybody's like no, it's one show But it ends and I'm like this makes no sense. Yeah, you gotta stop the club clubs The club's pro in themselves not you Yeah, look at how small he is on the flyer. Yeah, and then look at the flyer. So look at the flyer I made so the flyer. Yeah, what's the flyer? How's he not gonna? How the flyer you make go up chin and dimmer? It different in the little bubble or whatever that circular He's never ate this. I'm not the hell of mine his little bubble thing. Oh, cuz I went to Austin

Look at that. How's Phil feel that? Yeah Once that's no, I said just in this looks like you got the old yo jacket on. Yeah, I know look at him. He was right there in front of Hollywood Dude is that not so nice? Yeah, that is Justin L.A. He's all that's hard It's the OVO they're all like Now you help me you help them meet his bonus man. He said he showed up

He said I talked about the guy kept like I don't know if Jay mentioned it. No. Oh, I haven't talked to Jay about it. Okay, so the guy kept heckling like a Guido guy, kept heckling. Justin, you know the whole show before Justin got on, he was like, he was like, Jay, if I fire on him, you gonna help me, right? So yeah. And then Jay was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cause the guy was just so ready. Oh Jay will help. Jay said. Yeah, big juice. He kept heckling. Bro, he had go up on stage and the host be like, What's up y'all and go back down like that kind of wow I'll say and then like it was he was he was on stage. Yeah, just like no security. What are you doing? He was like shit I'm secure. Wow. He was like bro

I mean it's always weird when security doesn't know. I know Why and this is the old it for the longest security like dog? We only do shit because anyone does anything, you got this. I'm like, I don't doubt, dude. Yeah, I don't wanna fight anybody. Exactly. Like that's why they pay you guys. I'm gonna fight anybody.

So they do say that to you guys. Every time it's annoying. Yeah. So then he's good, he was good though, to you, he was good bro. Nah, so the guy left before dressing out of that. Oh, that's good. And he was like, oh, this is the white hood

his show I ever been to. That's me. Yeah, Jay said it was great. Jay was great. And then who Justin, he said a guy from the comic store. Yep, that's good. He was like, oh, this is the white hood is show I ever been to that's me Yeah, Jay said it was great And then who Justin he said a guy from the comic story. Yep, there's been it. Yeah, you know, there's been it I have to see him. I'm sure if I see him I'm sure you saw There's I'm awful with name so don't it personal is it on his thing or no Actually, let me just see a picture there's been that's there has been it Bro, oh great. He's from Detroit Detroit Cat man, one of funniest dudes out there. He's funny. Look at look. He got different shoes. Oh Tim and a con he's like cash app talking about the shoe. Oh

He's so funny. He's so funny, bro. He's tag more live. I gave him a guess by an Austin. He just fucking ripped it. He's a beast, huh? He's a beast. He's a beast. Justin telling before he was like, just, he was like, listen, there he is. You, I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito.

Okay. Because you know, Justin, Justin told there he is there. Yeah. Because he was like, oh, there he is. Start cooking. He was like, bro, you only do a 10 minutes. Oh, yeah, because there he is. Thereari is that yeah, cuz he's like over there. He's start cooking He's like bro you only doing 10 minutes. Oh, yeah Bro, like you kind of got a let him know cuz the relationship is a savage

Oh, he's just a beast in the rooms. He's like man. So soon. So he got off the stage cuz there is cook for like 20 minutes He was like my bad dog. Yeah, he's a tough follow. Yeah, yeah, he's tough follow. Yeah, he does he's Beast yeah, I recently just did a show with him. He's a good guy. Oh, yeah, we did that. I did he open for anybody Uh, no, not right now. He's on the climb. Yeah, he's on the climb. No, he's doing his thing, man Yeah, Adam to the squad. Yeah, he's telling me man. Yeah, a lot of them. Oh, Detroit cast man. I teller. One Taylor's one that was 10 talented guys out. Yeah, out of any like so natural. Yeah, he's so

funny. Yeah, and see even in person. He's just even just so funny. And one time he was real drunk and I just had a side with an agent or just got dumped back from J. F. L. and he was drunk and we were at the comedy store and he goes, you know you got so addicted to make it. And it walked away.

He was going up next. He was like, what? You know you got so addicted to make it up. It just walked up. It was on me drinking. Oh, wrong. He came to my show, not this last time, but the time before. He was like, I'm not going to drink.

I'm not going to drink. I'm not going to drink. I'm not going to drink. I'm not going to drink. I'm not going to drink. It's like they're what you know you got something to make it out Don't be drinking oh wrong Right he came to my show not this last time but the time before probably two years ago when I was in Cleveland He came to the show as me and Derek he came to the back. He's a yoga drinks and I was like hey The but you know the wait so I'm like hey, can we get drinks dog? She was working And him drinks his brother drinks. I was like yeah, yeah He's a real cool camera real bro. Real cool. All of Detroit Casacool, man. Yeah, they're monsters. Oh, yeah.

Well, let's give some current events. Hopefully we have rate my state next week. You want to do it on Wednesdays? You said or it doesn't matter. Whatever. Monday or Wednesdays, depending on when the graph guy gets done. All right. Monday or Wednesdays, depending on when the graph gets done. All right. First one. Okay. So the other day, a stripper from Sapphire Strip Club in Vegas actually put out an Instagram story with a photo of money, but instead of the president, it's Usher's face.

And she said that Usher went to Sapphire Strip Club and he threw out these fake dollar bills with his face on it. And she ended up saying that he's fake and this is why strippers don't like working with celebrities because they're actually really cheap. And a bunch of people put them on Blaster was a thread on, I believe, Twitter of people saying that like Usher in one way or another has like scam people like he'd go on into stores, try and close and then leave with them without paying.

But after like, it started going viral, the manager of Sapphire came out and said, he actually paid the girls properly, he paid the management, the staff, and did all the girls. But one person that he was working with throughout these fake dollar bills, almost as promotion for his residence in Vegas.

So it's like a joke, but that was amongst other actual dollar bills that he was throwing. Oh, so that's some, you know, that's just a stripper. Yeah. That's a funny aspect. But for about like a day or two, everyone thought that usher was walk around with fake dollar bills with his face on it. It's really nice. Drippers. The company that say anything.

Him and his team did a saying thing, the manager of Sapphire. with fake dollar bills with his face on it. It's throwing down strippers. Did he come on say anything? Him and his team did not say anything, the manager of Sapphire. Because it's so ridiculous. Yeah, but they're not gonna engage in that. But also that strip, I bet the manager's like, what the fuck, he's never gonna come back in it. Like you paid all, like all your friends got paid,

I'm sure you got paid, but you wanna get some extra cloud off this, he's not gonna come, he's going to fucking experiment right now. You fucked us. This is strip club in Atlanta. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You go to strip clubs? No, I don't want to strip clubs by heart about. Yeah, I heard about it. Didn't you go to the big girl one in Long Beach? No, we're about. We're talking about it. It was all free.

We referenced this. We're talking about back in the day. Exactly. Yeah, when you remember strip clubs. Yeah. Okay. It's called bounce, by the way, if you want to. It's like a name.

So I'd have been bounced. Okay, so. What's crazy about a spirit, Ryan, I was back in the day, because, you know, Las Vegas has a lot of MMA fighters. in the day the security of spirit Rhino was Roy Nelson and Frank mayor Oh, yeah, I mean Frank mayor one of the great Roy Nelson one of the greats And they were young in the game. Yeah, who they were but that I Frank was in the UFC when he's working on spirit Rhino He's the head of security Roy was the other bouncer,

so they would be at the front. So you got problems. Those those those are the boys touching out. Shit. That's crazy. But don't. And Roy actually met his wife. She was a bartender there.

They made a thing to have two kids. They don't play about those strippers in the security and strip club. No, they and they should have some scumbag. Oh, I was pink valley and they don't. What's that show the security strip club. Oh, no, they and they shut it. Bro, yeah, some scumbag. Oh, I was pink valley and they don't get it. What's that show about the strip club? Oh, it's like a scripted series? Yeah. What else you got?

So there is currently a ketchup shortage that the US cannot keep up with because the Heinz factory has been shut down for a while. Because of COVID? Yeah, because of COVID. And what ended up happening was, now that people are buying a lot of takeout, a lot of food delivery, ketchup is the most popular

condiment that people will ask for. No, tigers can be pissed. Yeah, restaurants had to try to find other brands of them in Hines. Hines kind of like low-key as a monopoly on ketchup. For sure. So when they went and shut down, all these other businesses started to have

their ketchup supplies be bought up, and now there's a nationwide shortage. We win. when they went and shut down, all these other businesses started to have their catch-up supplies be bought up and now there's a nationwide shortage. Oh, yeah. I don't really fuck with hines. Although hines did release a sugar free, like they have a non-additive sugar one, but we at Tiger that bullshit one from Whole Foods where there's not sugar in it.

Oh yeah. There's so much sugar in ketchup. A lot of sugar. Tons of sugar. I didn't know people was still fucking with ketchup. Oh, good time. Put it on, every time. Fry's? Catch up in front.

But your favorite condiment, then, if you don't use ketchup for stuff. Oh, I should fucking ranch. Ranch? Ranch, that's fair. That's just kind of a lot of calories. I like the A.O. Lee's and stuff. That's basically just mayonnaise.

Like the Chipotle A.O. Lee's and shit like that. I like that, that's better. I'd probably like that more than the ranch and stuff, but yeah, I mean ketchup, I mean is where's that ketchup but fries are like a nice cheeseburger with ketchup Oh, man for a flame broil burger King wapper with cheese and ketchup only extra ketchup burger King like that I like that fries every day. I like the fries. Oh, Burger King fries. Yeah, I like burger King fries Everything else there actually I like those little chicken sticks. Oh, they're chicken fries.

Chicken fries. There's a burp. The chicken tenders are fired too with their barbecue sauce. And they're chicken sandwiches. I'm a Burkin guy who ever McDonald's. Oh, really? Seriously? Damn, this is not to be a person to say it.

Oh, I'm in the same team. Oh, dude. Heaven on earth, my last meal would be a whopper with ketchup. That's your last meal. Oh a wopper, with ketchup on it. That's your last meal? Oh yeah. What? Damn.

That's why Gropon is a kid. I was fun of memories. Might nobody take me after school every day. Oh, okay. All right, him. Okay, so Chet Hanks released his white boy summer and Thumb the other day. Here's the full music video. I can't wait.

Sick boy summer. Kinda goes hard. That's what it's about. It's about to be a zero. It's about to be a zero. I met a bad little shoddy, I'm a powder-dancekin, To the bag like it was her only chance. Waste, bitch. No one knows, no, Then bad said, Fuck it this you runna made her only fans.

Hot boy, white boy, Summer got your favorite Instagram bitch, DMing her number. Could destroy her club, I'm like thunder. She let me beat it, I'm a white boy, Wonder, uh,

White, that, That, uh, Oh, Oh Oh, my god This is the summer and daddy Yes, you look like Making flies Hey, I know where that is I just want to hit I got blue faces in my money Clips best believe and it's just off from TV. I ain't even a crit, but they want to see C-H-E-T. Yeah bitch, that's me put respect on my neck next time you see me at this level of fame I'm working my way of the motherfucking bitches on the day Hey, fuck you Oh, bro, I need that shirt

Yeah, I need that shirt Oh, should you say Why not you need say the earth What's that's gonna ruin the entire Make it twice make it work I feel like More time will just that part because everyone in here We got it One more time. We'll just that part because everyone in here like Yeah, white boys some we pass it It sounds like it's work. I make it to work to me hello

I mean I'm he's I don't think he's that stupid No, I don't think yeah, the lyrics to the song probably say that it's too new I'm sure he doesn't mean to say it or anything. I think it just sounds like in that That's our secret. He had a he had a oh Vomila X in a video. I know you saw that we gotta get them on the fucking dude I reached out to I reached out to his manager on IMDB and I went to his Instagram Yes, I was just gonna DM him from the fire in the kid Instagram, but I saw that he had another manager Listed to my reach out to have Johnny dim through my account. All right There you are. Let me see you make it to work. Yeah, let me see make it work

Man, that song is Let me see you make it to work. Yeah, let me see make it work It's just fire. What do you think? Malik? I'm just so curious and you want to be on the remix. I'm just so curious when he shows his dad what Tom Hanks thinks of it I know yeah, what is his dad? I can see like the, uh, the Bolton hose thing from Oh, like Bolton? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Step brothers, dude That fucking movie still hit Oh yeah

So good class Love that dude Why you sweating? I just got finished watching cops Yeah, you touched my drums You touched my drums? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Now, check out the Banger man

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was, that was he I guess his girl soon for a million dollars though I saw that Yeah, his ex-girlfriend She photoshopped her in front of the courtroom with something like that before the courthouse. She did Wait, why she's she a batty That's the same girl that remember he did a video. Yeah, she's not like yeah, what why she soon? I think it's because of like verbal and physical abuse You for one million dollars you can sue someone for that. I guess I didn't know

verbal but well physical abuse you can not verbal Wait she said verbal just verbal abuse she's saying verbal and physical Oh He's gonna settle out of court I bet Any got that this thing was fake until I got real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, real. Where was a while ago? Yeah, last year.

Yeah, last year. I think Natalie's popping off now. Everything's kind of... Come on, yeah, and he has merch coming out. Get for him. Yeah. Okay, this is a... Feel good one, I guess.

A... A... A... A... A... A... A... A... A... A... A chimp is reunited with two people who took care of him as a baby when he was abandoned by his mother. Gosh, I love these videos. How cool is that? Oh, that's cool.

Hey, baby, careful to rip that face off, girl. So happy. So troll. rip that face off girl. I'm so happy. It's so true. It's so cool. Oh, he's cute. Oh, fuck, man. Seven broken ribs. Nice crushing it.

Miami. Swinging around in chillin' sound beat. He is a coach. Damn, that's cool. me swing around and show no sound beat. She is a coach. Damn, that's cool. That's sweet. That's sweet, man. That's cool.

I want a monkey, bro. It's illegal to own a monkey, right? Yeah, I think it's illegal now. Yeah. Because I think I just illegal now. Yeah, because I think I heard that. Maybe I had one not as good at it. Ripped her face off. No, no, like this guy just bought a new one. Okay, there's a Jonathan White. I am Jonathan White on Instagram. He always posts Michael Jackson here in the States or now he's in Miami. No white with

or I G. H. T. All right. Oh, like right. Yeah, right. Yeah Michael Jackson had to get rid of his monkey W Same as Justin Bieber because they say after a while like baby monkey's they get Uh, he's still only he live they get aggressive Ah bro, he got a baby. I'm telling you. Oh, he's got a baby one. But that's not a child. No, but you I don't think you'd have those All right, you got I wonder if it's like a special license that you can have if you work with animals. There's one like on friends, those type of monkeys right? Yeah, like Marcipeos. Marcipeos, you know?

Marcipeos are probably kangaroos right? Oh yeah, he got him. They got all they all. How long there? It's a different one. Yeah, go tell your Instagram story. I am they All right, how long there? It's a different yeah go tell you got a lot of Instagram story I am Dior the monkey got his own Instagram story no so clicking a video Clicking the video you just saw this one. Yeah, it's like it click on I am Dior in his caption up there

Yeah, that's his own you can all his videos. Who's this guy? Mel down there right here look so go stories. Oh, there's no stories right now That's no stories. It's just all posts of his monkey. That's just the monkey, huh? Yeah, yeah, and look you feed them any like he bought like three of them And you what is Jonathan right do Oh I ain't see that video, but I just said I wanted a monkey and I think y'all said I can't have one but he owns like three of them huh Yeah, it's dicey in LA. I don't know I'm there a bunch of people in Texas

I'm tired of what like that. Yeah, I think even that's illegal now And Alicia Yeah, he's Also, yeah, he had to give a permit. But he's in Miami, right? He's in Miami, but he lives off to a permit. Hey, hey, let's just worry about your centra. Oh, that's, you can't take care of that. I almost forgot about that.

I forgot about that. I was like, hey, man, you should get a monkey. You got money for monkeys in I- Let's worry about your centra. You're right, thank you for giving me your own track, man. What else you got? Do you guys watch The Bachelor? Anyone here?

Hell yeah! Well, I know what you're gonna go to. I called it from the very first day. Me and my girl, we only like the early episodes of The Bachelor. And I go, gotta give it off to Gavai, my girl, gross. I bet you he's Gavin. Now, but he's on The Bachelor. And I was like, he gives off a super Gavai.

No, there's anything wrong with it. No, it's good that he's coming out finally. Yeah, I mean, you wasted everyone of those poor girls' time. That best stuff for them. But that's good that he's coming out finally. Yeah, I mean, you wasted everyone of those poor girls time. That does stuff for them. But, that's my favorite. Well, he was the one picking girl. He was the best.

The best, the best girls. Yeah, okay. He just came out this morning. He's the flavor flavor of his show. Thank you. Let me see it. You get a rose. I knew he was gay from the jump though.

You want people to know. So can you tell us what you is on your heart that you want to to know. So can you tell us what you is on your heart that you want to share? Yeah. Obviously like this year's been a lot for a lot of people and it's probably made a lot of people look themselves in the mirror and figure out who they are and what they've been running from or what they've been putting off in their lives. and figure out who they are and what they've been running from or what they've been putting off in their lives. And for me, I've ran for myself for a long time. I've hated myself for a long time and I'm gay and I came to terms with that earlier this year and have been processing it. And the next step in all of this was sort of...

Find a man. Lighting people now, still nervous, but... Yeah, it's been a journey for sure. Through the nerves I can see the... That's basically. I called it. The only thing I find weird about this is why go on a press tour to tell people...

That's the only thing I'm kind of like, is she promoting something? You know you got a great buzz. Did he marry someone off into the show? No. Shesh put her in a string where I don't know. Yes. And took it back, I think.

And he also dated a really popular Olympian, Ali Razeman. Oh, the gymnastic career. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, super diamond. Later for a while. I don't want to disrespect anyone because I don't know he's a gender, but sometimes I think he's a hidden agenda that go on a press tour and be like yo

I'd see I do see that boy's gay. Yeah, yeah, if you watch out there with the show he's gay. I just think You felt it the whole time You just you know, just when you this sugar in your tank the sugar in your tank daddy like it's you know It's it is what it is. That's the way life works, man. Daddy, so I fight it. No, he can't fight it. Dang, daddy. That's sugar, son.

Yeah, that's sugar. I watch your scoops of Raisin Brand, you know. So, some tricks. Yeah, but he's like, I do think he's actually gay, but it's like, you know, these, why is he, you're saying what is on these PR tours, like with Terry Cruz, right, when he said he was sexually harassed and he ended up out of that agent.

How long ago was his episode or his season two years ago, maybe? A year ago? It's fairly recent. So do they stay pretty relevant after? I feel like now they do, yeah, definitely. Like the pandemic, I feel like all those type of reality shows just kind of blew up and now these are like household names like love Island. Yes, you feel like he could have just done it on the ground. Yeah, like Elliott Paye. The girl she used to she used to be known as

Ellen Page. She did on Instagram. And then she did she did an article of like a magazine. She won a little bit of press Door to them, but after she she announced the on the personal, but I bet you he told his family and friends and then did this. Yeah. It is weird. I mean, I guess you're going to get more in America to do it. Good for him, right? Yeah, for him. You see, I don't get some.

Nah. Do you watch it? I would have never known. Meaning. No. No, I mean, I've seen it somewhat, but. only knew it because you was like, man, I called it. Oh yeah. See, I never watched the show.

I don't know, I don't know much. You never watched the Bachelor or Good Morning America? You both. Yeah. You're straight. I'm just really good at the jump when there's all those crazy stuff. This is starting to, yeah. And when they get the narrow down, you're like, and the girls are, I'm so in love.

I know for the men I met, I'm like, oh my god. I'll be saying that, huh? All of them. Or the producers begin to say, you're flying to Paris for a date for the afternoon, like, once this show's over, you going back to fucking Kentucky and it's too bad, you're a part of it, and all this shit stops. We'll see if you love them. Oh really?

It's rare they ever work out, yeah. It's not real. Oh. I am just grateful. It's just entertainment. Yeah, I mean, a few have stayed together and had kids and stuff, but in general, it never work out. Yeah, it's not real. Oh, I am just entertainment. Yeah, I mean if you have stayed together and had kids and stuff But in general it never works out. It's a hot mess. My favorite is when they had the black girl on and they had Like a black contestants on there, you know, they're playing basketball. All right, that's racist whatever And the one guy's playing anything with doing doing on the game and his girl shows up

She's like, what the fuck are you doing? No, he had a straight up full-blown girlfriend He's on the bathroom video of it. Yeah, and he was on the show's wallet. Yeah, he was played some good. Oh, he was ballin He's on their girls run it back run it back. I said, no man. I call five I said, no, man, no, I called five. This is Jill, expect the call. I think that happened recently on the American Love Island. Like the guy who won in one of the previous seasons, his girlfriend came out. That's the next sign that you're gonna call him.

That's the new one. Wait, don't love Island, man. The US one. I don't know if the thing's going to come out, dude. Yeah, what do you have? He's getting so many death threats. Who the fuck? The guy who is on love Island USA.

He won. He had a secret role. Look at his girl. Look at him talking to the girl. She's in a dorm. Oh, who's this? Who's this? Real play.

Real play. Who's this? Real play. I'm on the Bachelorette. And while everyone was excited about surprise guest Karim Abduljbar, Demarro wasn't so excited about the other surprise. He's a legendary girlfriend, Lexi. You thought you could walk on with an engaging in your pocket and tell this girl you were ready to wife her when you were in my bed weeks before you were texting me. You think that

you're out of this? I have a full on paper trail. Demario tried to explain that he wasn't double dribbling and that he had broken up with Lexi before coming on the check. I went over to our house, I explained to her that look, you and I are just going. For my father's grave, never, ever. Just on my couch.

Oh my kids, I can't sleep in my couch. She even looks kind of cycle. Thank you. Just her looks. Thank you, I believe. Last time he was in my house, he was s**t. Unfortunately. Oh, I believe her.

I believe her. He's like, who is this girl? That's because who is this girl? Nah, he goes, oh my god. Who is this? Who is this? All areas. I can't believe they let her own.

Of course they'll let her own. Of course. I'm all right. I feel like a producer found out. I was like, you want to come on the show? Yeah, you want to come on the show? We'll sneak up on him. But, hey, who do I want to say him to stay in and care?

But he really fucked up. You got to say, who is this? Who is this? And he says, oh, we broke up. Like, you can double the fucking thing. You can't go back on that. You got to just pretend like you don't know where the entire time. I'm really, oh, you're lying.

It was disqualified and weak too, because they found out he's got disqualified. How debescapable. He just mecheryma dude, Jabal. He was living life in. And that's why I remember this guy. Remember he had some controversy with this girl. She said that she was actually like hitting on him and kissing him and later on she said that he took advantage of her or something like that. And then they saw the footage and she was just so drunk she forgot happened. I feel like Nick told me something. Wait. Who's that girl? She's also on the batch. She's in something. I don't know. Let's look at calm down now. She's about you know She looks like Curin I did a show with her. She tried to stand up. Hey, that's why I was like oh that girl look familiar because I did a show with her she tried stand up. Hey, that's why I was like oh that girl

I'm familiar because I did a show with her. That's why there you go that's time number her name Corrine so the back at the footage and realized she was all about him. She was all up on him and she had I think she was dating someone at the time too or something like that. She was in back home. She was like oh my god Yeah, okay, but they're recording everything. Yeah, so yeah, I try to get my man I know they did she tried to try to try she don't get blame that's right. Hey his girlfriend She had no business being there I'm trying to fall on now I'm just saying guys just making that

I'm just making that I paid me a thousand dollars a week and you just picking the wrong one You can pay to be on that shelf I paid me a thousand dollars a week. He's just picking the wrong one. It's a good one. You can pay to be on that shelf. Yeah. So wait, there's another spin off bachelor thing? Also, there's bachelor, bachelor. That's right.

No, no, no. That was a bachelor. I think she was on bachelor in paradise. And so they all come together. It's like the most famous ones go on an island. And they go on an island. It's like their shitty version of love island. Oh, okay.

It's not as good. Oh, okay. American Idol news, I'm sure you know this already. My favorite. Right? Yeah, why it? Pike quits. That this guy to Brendan was like the guitarist.

The guitarist? For the first time. Favorite, he quits. Here's what I think happens. Like online, they think it's because of COVID. It's not, they would have said if it was COVID. Yeah, that's easy. I think, you know, because his last performance,

he crushed it and Luke Bryant was like, you're gonna make music for life. I remember that part. He's like, cool story. I, because if you go to the top 10, you sign a contract with ABC or American Idol. So you're in that contract. I think he knew he's gonna make the top 10.

I think someone came to us like, dude, get out of that. He's gonna shit contract. We'll give're in that contract. I think he knew is gonna make the top 10 I think someone came to us like dude get out of that's gonna shit contract We'll give you a full contract. He's like good idea. I quit because you probably listened to the episode where we talked about those I see what you did Hand you why you say that boy life. Yep. Yep, but yeah, Luke Bryan did say like even if you don't make it You're gonna you're gonna play this your life. Yeah, you're gonna be doing this for the rest of your life I think he got a contract offer from another place and that's what he's gonna do Cuz some yeah, someone probably reached out was like yo contract shitty. Yeah, listen to fire in the kids Saw you fire in the kids Britney was talking about it. He broke down for a long in shapel

He got the George Clooney, you know, fucking spitball Running it. He said you got something here. So go I guess that's the idea. You know, running it. He said you got something here, so go ahead. That's what I think happened. Good for him. Yeah. This is really nothing. It's not really an event, but it's just Vindusal.

Post-Irisal. Yeah, I'm not. It's just the way that talks. We love everything he does. I'll never not watch him. Don't win the middle of the Tom Press. Hold on, let me throw the trail of rash. Wait, fast and fused.

Now I'm coming. Yeah. Don't win the middle of Tom Press. Hold on, let me put the trail brush. Wait, fast and fused? Now I'm coming? Yeah. I'm in the middle of the tone press for the trail release of Fast 9 that comes out on April 14th. And I'm so excited for you to see it. Different world doing press and virtual capacity, but it's always great to see my fast family all of which are so so proud of. I can use a little more energy of whatever universal which I'm so proud of. I have a great of something.

That's it. That's it. Can we watch it? Can we watch it? They already have the trailer. They're going to the moon. Let's get it. Let's get it. Oh, I can't wait. When the rock come in, I feel like we've seen it all yeah rock is not I don't need to see it that look Hey, what did they take Balwag just serious? What was Balwag on there?

He was in two He's in two or two Tokyo dress. What did they take him out? He's in him and Lucas Black played Sean Wors in Fast and clear Tokyo, oh Tokyo. They were spain off. Oh, I was twinki. It was the worst probably one of the worst. He was the worst.

J love Tokyo drift. I love I love. I love. I love. I love. I thought it was a shrimp. Even that kid from a home improvement was like the bully. Remember the older brother. He can't Oh, I forgot I was. I don't know who you talking about. You mean this the beginning of the race and the the Viper and his car? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the car you don't get me wrong. That scene was bad, but I mean, I just,

I think he has troubles right now though. Yeah, he's in trouble right now. Who? Just car is accurate. I was like, yeah, he's different. Oh, well, have it too. Oh, damn. Yeah, he's in some trouble.

What do you do? I think he beat his wife for some shit like, Oh, shit. He's from a roar Colorado, shout to a roar Colorado. He does not from a roar Colorado shot to a rock Colorado He does not represent a rock. I got probation for domestic violence. I can't have that he's smiling in the picture I'm at least smiling he looks like something is up in the stomach struggling with something He knows he knows ways in for yeah, he's fucked. Yeah

One one quick one sure man. This is just one that since we're on a Tyreese anyways. Hello. Is this Tyrese post? Do you see this video? No. Ah, watch. I don't hear it, man. I want you here with me. I know that.

So the guy has cancer at the barbard. Cut his hair. I can't hear it. I'm so late. I know this. at the barbard cut his hair Barbard fresh ass yeah, too That was so dope right simple bro Did you see the video they said they looked like you have used in the streets? Uh-huh in the barber chair You got like ways and oh yeah, like Drake I don't know if that was Drake. That's a badass Drake for this I was good

I know who it was. It's a sick guy It's a funny picture Here's dope. Asher, it's ours. Oh. We're off the Naples today, man. It's so far we got to fly in a day early. Naples, Florida, this Thursday, Friday, Saturday, comedy off the hook. Naples, Florida, Captain Brian, we'll call you Captain. See you soon.

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Is Helium full capacity? Ah, no. They're not full capacity. That's a great club. You done that one? I'm excited, I've never been to Filly. Yeah, that's great. Should I try a filly. Yeah, it's great Should I try a cheese steak? Yeah, should I try it? Yeah, they're nice little overrated

But then I know all the my boys at soup likes to take you to where you should go Don't go to the yeah, don't go to those places They'll take you place up the street from soup. I really got good food and feeling The best. I love Philly. One of my favorite spots. You know, I can't get too crazy with the food. You can try some though. I'll try some. I'll take you up the street to their spot. It's great.

Oh really? They know the good spot. Okay. I'm excited for Philly. And North Carolina. Philly it is. All right, Naples. We'll see you this week.

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