The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 676

Episode Date: April 20, 2021

The guys recap their trip to Naples and talk lunking, Revs Institute, play an all new Rate My State (ranking fans looks) game, brainstorm on how to sell Malik's car, and talk viral husband who hurled a bobcat after it attacked his wife, Pentagon's confirmed UFO leaks, 6 year old skateboarding prodigy and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's up kids fuse house keeping notes for you before you in this juicy ass podcast This Thursday Friday Saturday the crew is in Austin, Texas Thursday Friday Saturday show added to Thursday 10 p.m. All tickets are damn near showed out so we're at and chose So if you missed out get on it right now at FATKZ dot com Austin, Texas You're up walking gas company right off six street there. It's going to be a blast coming out me and special thick friends. Then just added Lexington, Kentucky,

never been Kentucky. Let's do it. I'm sure I will be sampling your whiskey. May six through the eighth. I think it's coming off Broadway in Kentucky. May six to the eighth. That's just announced as you're listening to this. Just announced.

Then Houston, Texas may 20 through through the 22nd Houston, Texas Houston, improv Oklahoma City Oklahoma, a breakdown comedy club June 10th through the 12th. Get your tickets now. See you this week, Austin Yeah, yeah, see if I can see Just a fire and a kiss Yeah, yeah, T-Fak Casey Just to fight her and the kids T-Fak Kate put a seat on the in, bring it my leg and she'll tell everybody going in Wake up early in the morning, press playin' let's get it in Cause we rockin' with the fighter ain't he rollin' with the kids? Fighter and the kids kids Fighter and the kids Fighter and the kids

Fighter and the kids Fighter and the kids T-Fact Kate, put a seat on the end You are now told into the fighter and the kids Is there another girl in it again? Yeah, that's all me, this is all me Oh, this is all you? Yes, all me

Oh shit I can't give you way too much but So, Lodolo, Lodolo Yeah, I'm walking through The town and I have my case And I make my way downtown Faces pass a home Okay, Terry, yeah, I know yeah, I did that but I sounded better. Yeah, you sounded better

Shopelle can see his funny roll ever Yeah, you sounded better. Absolutely. You should pay up. That's the funniest role ever. Diffy. Lary. No, bro, you don't like him on everybody, A's Chris? He's got a lot of hilarious.

Oh, there he is. He's so. Oh, no, no, no. Jesus, man. He's like Eddie. Oh, why'd you keep me back, bitch? Yeah. Maybe back, bitch.

Yeah, maybe back, bitch. Yeah, maybe back. You're acting like a real make ass. Oh, no, that's him. Give me this back. It's back. Yeah. Joy-deez, isn't that moving? Yeah, Joy-deez. Yeah, he gives, De. That's a great deal. I've never seen the original, but I love that.

That's a rental. That's a rental for that one. That's not it. That's why Bert Reynolds in it though. At the end? Yeah, because he's the original. But he played out a sailor. Yeah, he died.

Yeah, he died. Yeah, he died. Yeah, he died. Yeah, he died. Yeah, he died. Yeah, he died. Yeah, he died. Yeah, he died.

Yeah, he died. Yeah, he died. Yeah, he died. Yeah, he died.. That's a rentals, it's not for a man. That's not, that's why Bert Reynolds is in it though. At the end? Yeah. Cause he's the original. But he played out of sailor. Yeah, he died. You were seeing when he slaps that reporter?

No. He's at like a red carpet and a reporter asks him something he doesn't like. He slaps him just. Really? Yeah, it's great. We'll smith slaps a reporter too. Really?

Yeah, but that guy was trying to kiss him. Yeah, he tried to go for a kiss. Oh yeah, he smacked. And we'll smack. But it was a sauce smack. I know, he was like, don't do that. That guy was trying to kiss him. Yeah, he tried to go for a kiss. Oh, yeah, he smacked. And Will smacked. But that was a sauce smack. I know, he was like, don't do that. That guy is known for that though.

He tries to kiss a bunch of people. He almost got arrested because he grabbed Gigi Hadid from behind, like, random way. Oh, really? He was the same guy that tried to grab Kim, right? He's trying to get him Kim. Yeah, but he tried getting Kim too. Oh, you know, here he is right here. Nipsy slapped the reporter. Oh, yeah, no, he slept the security guard at the beat

No, yeah, I need another angle. He comes at hot He tried like It was like carpet is so weird this video kind of sucks Oh fuck that yeah, it's all yeah,, he didn't hear him with like a... Lil' jam. Like a good dog. He was like, what the hell? He pushed the fuck up into the...

No, he gave that kind of flip. See, man, what the fuck's wrong with you? What was your little... What was your little... He thought about it. He was like, man... Yeah, I probably started laughing. I probably started laughing.

You probably started laughing? You probably started laughing? I was starting laughing. If that reporter straight up was like, oh my god, I'm a British show. I started laughing. I mean, he went landed. straight up was like oh my god, I'm pretty sure I'm sorry laughing. I mean he went landed Yeah, I turn my cheek. Oh, but he still get that cheek. Yeah, I'm sorry laughing. Yeah, I wouldn't be too mad Yeah, you won't be too mad You won't be too mad if they put their hands on you

That's the brand that's whatever they want to do dog hell no, I don't know if I can I have to be like a dog I'm like yeah I mean the smash probably just his quick reaction just initial natural reaction. He thought about it He is from Philly. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah I love Will Smith. Oh, I love Will Smith. I think he's great. He he That pursuit of happiness. Oh You got a lot of stuff kids now. I won't watch it. Oh, I'm about seven. In the bathroom. In the bathroom. Oh, and he

like, oh my God. Yeah, because someone's trying to break it. You're like, I'm trying to get in. It's so, it's so sad. He's don't let anyone tell you. You're going here a little Tanner. You're a little Tanner from Naples. Yeah, we. Yeah, we. We were the three most coloredanner from Naples. Yeah, we've done, yeah, we, we're so small. We're walking in the next three most colored guys in Naples. Yeah, for the, you all know Naples is the average age is 65. Mm-hmm. And they rich, rich.

Rich, rich. You know, I love real estate. So every city we got to, I always look at the houses. I didn't realize Naples, Naples at that different level. What was that? It was 10 mil. No, 15. 15? No, 15. Oh, that? It was 10 mil. No, 15. 15?

No, 50. Oh, 50? One was 49 million dollars. 49,9999. Fuck. And you say it wasn't even a pension. No, that one was a man. That was a man.

Those ones were a point out weren't a mansion. Okay, guys. Because like, these are a mansion. Like, these are not mansions. They look so mansion. Yeah, it's 8,000 square feet. Yeah, what do we figure out? It's 8,000 square feet.

They're bigger. And even 8,000 square feet considered a mini-match in these days a mini-match Chill, that's right. I don't hurt them. Hey, Bulls was dope though, right? Yeah I would say my favorite city in Florida. They were good by far though. All the crowds were great I'm saying city in general. Oh city in general. Yeah, yeah, cuz you know it was very chill very relaxed It wasn't like a we went to Miami. Miami was like lit mouth beaches. Yeah, South, cuz you know it was very chill very relaxed. It wasn't like a we went to Miami Miami was like lit mouth beaches. Yeah, South Beach is chaos. Yeah, South Beach was chaos It's cool even for like just regular brunch. It's like hey, too

South Beach is a lot. It's a lot of labels. It's like yeah Even breakfast sandwiches even I was called the N-merd. Yeah Yeah, someone shot it out. I was like Yeah Someone shot it out. I was like Oh, there's no bucket. Yeah, we literally I would like I come in You know, you just like a colo wheel weight I'm saying rich white like Bentley's lamb or Royce's just it was just like oh yeah security Well, Royces, it was just like, Oh yeah, the security guard.

We're walking to the beach, a white guy, so, Brynn, you know these dorkies? No. What? That's what he did say to that. He said, they with you. Oh, wow. Up.

They with you, huh? The thing we like dark round here is our bird. That is big ass crow. Bro, this is something big. Vulsars, they had, yeah, it was, Oh, shit, the wildlife out there. So we stayed on, like our house was on the dock. So the water's behind us.

The fucking wildlife. Lizards up the fucking. Oh yeah, you see that? You see that? Go to my Instagram dog. Water book. So I found this fucking, that's a roach. No, air slide.

That's a fine, I know roaches. That was a fucking roach. I found this roach in my fucking bedroom. Yep, right there Turn that shit up So it's like the same legs as Malik I go can on it too. And so I go the next video then I go to put it outside the lizard function. I know where we're like what the fuck what oh?

That's so cool Some naturalty graphics dope and then every time we walk in the house the road the lizard just be like getting more I'm so excited. Oh! Oh! There's some natural jays and graphics. That's dope. And then every time we walk in the house, the lizard just be like, getting more than that. Oh yeah, they were out there. They were out there. Oh he's right. He's hanging, that's so cool.

That's so crazy, I'll quick, like you literally just dropped it. No one must be, I mean, there must be a thing, like the owners must just catch roaches because how would they be conditioned to do that? Yeah, you were trying to be nice. You were trying to just set the fellow free. Yeah, I was like if kill that thing like nah man let him live I was with her said. I don't think so. Yeah, they said I know I'm gonna do I don't do but wait for it

There's a picture of us on the beach there Chen we were Fidinasa we were the youngest on the beach by 70 years I would say yeah We even take a picture white boy summer. It's so cool. Yeah. Youngest squad in Naples by 30. Yeah, we were. Oh, I didn't.

I just saw that. I saw the one with the old dude. Yeah, the old dude wanted in the picture. Yeah, I got it. Tits on him. He did have outstanding. He was cool though. He was so old.

Some of them are catching the picture. Yeah. All right. You're gonna keep going. You you boys football players. Yeah, cause you rugby players. Yeah, they thought we were rugby rugby players. I was like, what? It was chill out there. And then our boy Eric made the goddamn trip because he has this restaurant out there. Go to his restaurant, Jen. You have a father. I love what I mean. Yeah, man. This guy was just Yeah, man, this guy was just a heart and soul of Naples. Virginia, underscore Naples. Virginia, Virginia, underscore Naples. So it's authentic Mediterranean food. Bro, we would go there every night after the show.

You would roll out the jucatari board. I was doing hukka. I was doing hukka every night. You get the hukka, you get the hukka. he got that wagoo B for us. Yeah, bro We watch that that plate right there. Oh, oh, no, wasn't that plate Everything on that menu was fire for that The potato my gosh, bro. We was lit. Oh, that's a bartender. That's a bartender. That's a bartender. That's a bartender. That's a bartender. Oh my god. That bartender.

What's your deal with that? As late as night. It's only one a.m. Because like people knew, you know, they knew us and then you'd come in like, so what's going on here, man? Hey, how'd you guys get started in comedy? Yeah. So what a bro. I just did two hours on stage.

We're not doing this. But all right, you guys need a drink, right? Yeah, we now. We're not now. We're good. I can make you drink You like seriously. It's name something I'll make you drink right. I'm not drinking you Come on, give me a drink If you don't get the fuck out here, you saw Britney smoking hooker. He was like, oh, no, we call that a Cleveland No, I was like what? What did he say it was? No Chicago. You even know that it was like what? What did he say it was? He's like,

he's some lame game. You hold your little smoke in and I don't. I was like, I'm the only one who's one. You hold it in. You don't want to play any games. And one am by the way. He's like, I'm one of you. He's a great guy.

He's so dope. Dude, you've never seen more chocolate wasted white girls in your life, man. Oh my god. Just hold like, elderly. Cougars, hammer, hammer, hammer. Just old like elderly, cool girls hammer hammer, hammer like miss one, one wife that to kick out because her husband was

dancing with another girl. Yeah, and she would not leave. Oh, she was not. Oh, shit at her. Yeah, she went, she went behind the bar and was staring at him like, mm-hmm. I thought she was crazy,

but she made the most sense. No, I didn't think she was crazy. She, well, they were like, I'll just play these crazy. And I thought, what's going on like her husband's in their dance on the trick? Well, yeah, what you,, this lady's crazy. I'm like, damn, what's going on there? Her husband's in there dancing on the trick. I'm like, well, yeah. What do you expect her to do?

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Yeah, that bartender took your ear off. It's our, yeah, he'll talk you're off. He is a bartender. Yeah bartenders usually pretty chatty-cathy you know they have the local. We were outside but we were outside though he had come to our table and be like yeah so what's going on over here? Yeah he's just standing there. His hands on his head just smiling. Yeah I had my reservations about going to Naples and especially doing off the hook comedy, but here's the problem is like, all my friends have been doing comedy for like 20, 30 years.

So off the hook comedy, I'm sure years ago, like five to 10 years ago, was a restaurant slash comedy club. So it wasn't ran like it is now. Now it's a straight up comedy comedy. Comedy, they have a new manager and they bring, you know, Ron Whites there next week. They got fucking, you know, big comics there. But, um, so you hear these horror stories about it. And I, that place was dope.

It was real, man. Yeah, it was dope. I like the stage set up. I love the stage. Yeah, it was like, it was like the low ceiling. I would 100% go back. I was lit. Yeah, yeah place was really dope Yeah, Theo goes dude I did it 15 years ago and the guy owns his name is Captain Brian again I thought he's gonna be dressed like a grown man and a captain's uniform not at all dressed like a real player and he also Back in the day he's theos that they used to make him dress up as sailors. Oh, this can't go. Yes, I can. Oh, shall I say?

Theo said you'd make him wear a sailor hat on stage. Are you serious? All the comic that's where I say that. Would you do it? No. I'm going to sail it. Hard pass, stop. Hard pass on the sailor's hat.

There's, there's, there's Malik. Oh, that's us right there. Aww. Look at it. Look at the pale. Look at skinny. I know, I know. You look slimmer. Look at me. Look at it. All right, look at Chappelle. Look at Skinny. I know, I really.

You look slimmer. I can't really look at that. I saw your story today with Mark, and you look like slimmer. Why thank you? I'm trying my best. Yeah, but that being how they set it up, it's so great.

I think they just had a great angle. You look slimmer, but you look, you put on muscle for sure. Yeah, you look much worse. I don't know what you weigh. I don't know if you lost, so you probably put on pounds from the muscle. I don't know who cares about, but the muscle.

But I got those muscleways more than fat. I got to scale in a trunk now. You don't want to weigh yourself. I don't want to weigh myself. Especially about the muscles. I'ma just get your courage and heart. No, I should have break your heart. Yeah, don't break my heart.

I'm doing it. I just know I don't look like that before picture. Okay, yeah, that's all I know that. I know that. And that's all that matters. Yeah, I ain't trying to look like that. No, look. I worked out over the weekend too.

You know, I was going to the gym. I'm impressed, dude. I mean, I could, I wanted to go with you. I had to fucking work. Oh yeah, you had to, yeah, to work. But like, the gym is funny. It's one of those, uh, plant fitness.

Yeah, they, I rather slip my throat. They go, there's no lunging. Lunking? Yeah, it's a, it's a term that they use where it's like no, like no judgment, like no, uh, you can't like, you can't like dead lives, you can't like squat, you can't do any of that. You can't wear a sleeve or shirt up plan to finish. Yeah, you can't do that.

Cause they don't want the market and they don't want like big guys. Yeah, they don't want people coming. That's why that's why I'm free peace every Friday. I was like, bring them won't come to this gym. No. Cause if you like put down a weight like heavy, I think there's an alarm that goes on. No way. You have a plan of peace.

Oh, so here it is. What is he saying? Senator Stratford runs. I long as he was doing ground struts, weights and judges. Oh, no, no, no, I get this. Describe, Zunk is a person who works out hard is dedicating this heavy weights and has the Lunk alarm to alert people

of the presence of a lump. Yes, I'm a fucking lump. Planet fitness. But it's like, no, I mean, Oh, I'm sorry I left heavy weight. I'm sorry I'm trying to get stronger planet fitness. Well, I don't think anyone that lives heavy is judging another person because they're not.

I don't think you want to let's have he's going to plan a fitness. I'll just say it. They got it. It's planet fitness ran by North Korea. I can't wear a sleeveless shirt. I can't. Is Gavin Newsom the owner of this fucking place? It says, oh, the alarm also alerts gym managers to the lung.

Throw me out, dog. Hey, look, the lung is a racial slur, dog. I'm just trying to start. I'm just trying to start. I'm just trying to start. I'm just trying to start. Oh, nice. Dog, I'll tell you you need to plan. Dude, I trying to start. I'm just trying to start. I'm just trying to start. I'm just trying to start.

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elephant shuffle, like the guys like this. She's knocking all the things down. I'm like, oh no, Jay's like, get your mind right, man. She just plops down, dude. I'm talking. I'm like, oh no, for fuckingops down dude I'm talking it was just I'm against the wall I'm like oh no that for fucking five hours I'm like this it was insane dude you had to stand up a little bit I went to the back to the plane for an hour and stood my hip was I mean I was squished against the weight of the student I don't have a problem with big people do your thing probably should buy two seats though if you're over I thought that's what I don't know what problem with big people. Do you think price by two seats though? If you're over 400,000, don't bother to sweat.

I don't know what the rules are. It's probably fat shames, they probably have enforce it. Oh. How about she got, we're sitting there, we're sweating. She just sweating, like literally has me and Jane headlock. She's sweat the only way she can sit. Has me and Jane headlocks like this? Has me and Jane headlock Friday at the next week?

Yeah, I'm getting she, Terry Kruebner. Yeah, she's sweating, sweating, she goes, man, we're packed in here, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm screwed for. Didn't you lean on it a little bit? I fell asleep on her fat ass, tricep. That's a good spot. Yeah, it was nice. It was probably comfortable. But my mask came down and then the stewardess woke me up. Certain mask on, like, fuck. Oh, good to know.

And then you're up. Yeah, you have a loose mask. Yeah. I like to breathe, man. But, hey, man, you got through the flight? Yeah. Barely my hips, man. Oh, yeah.

Well, I look because I was sitting right behind him, and I was probably, Alina, or my hips man. Oh, yeah, well, I look cuz I was sitting right behind him and I was I lean over talking Jay and Jay had his phone watching TV like this. I look at Britain Brinnis leaning forward like looking at a podcast and stuff like that His shoulder you can't even see Brinnie you just see a head. He's just like me. Yeah, he know I couldn't sit back He couldn't sit back on shoot shoot shoot. She was friendly though. She was good Yeah, she kept going man when they bring me snacks. I don't know. I don't know man. I don't know But you know when it's hot and you're like been flying all day when they bring the snacks like I don't ask them I don't know. I don't know the button. Do you think you need these snacks?

Do you do should should you and me be eating the snacks you think? By the way, why would they why would she book the emergency room? That's a emergency Oh, that's a good point to just just from a straight-up I was ready oh You know what she got on so late they didn't see her when they go are you capable of Wolling if there's a merchant oh that's on sale so she she skipped all that probably I'm

Yeah, I would assume that's a lie Because we had to open see behind oh, dude. We're all going down I couldn't get out you can like if you want me to play fucking hero hero and up. I can't get out stop You was we all going down you done. I wouldn't I got on on this side is only one side right is that emergency? I got I stood in the back of the plane for an hour i know i saw you how about that car show what car show mergay shot bullied us and go in the car show you listen to a car here's the thing but it was as a car guy listen i'm a car guy jazza car guy yeah jay goes yo we got to go this rev rev the rev the rev

the rev institute dude go the rev institution chin this car so it was it's the most valuable private collection of cars in the world they the cars over there at least a over a billion dollars in cars like they have the first nine eleven are ever they have first Ferrari ever the first Lamborghini ever they have cars that complete Le Mans they have like all the poor every it's a big Porsche place like yeah Jay Leno stores his cars there Adam Corolla stores stores cars there. Why club John? No, why club John sold them has McLaren where he fucked up because he bought it and I think 95 If you were to held on to it, that thing's worth 30 million 30 mill per a golden a back of the

Bro, don't place it. They've do bro. How about Malik?? Oh, man? This car so I asked so we can't be around the clearance. No, you can't be around that shit There's no idea how dude. Who's the guy who shoot the answer to or you remember Pedro Pedro shout out to Pedro Yeah, he's the main mechanic there. He's like a big fan. That's how we got it So he's showing us all the private shit and then he was like I'm not supposed to about pricing on cars. They about's like, I'll tell you, I'm like, that's what I want to know, dude. So we go to this car. I forget what car was. It was a McLaren.

Not even the McLaren. There's another one you got. I was like, oh my God. I forget what it was, but it was like from 1938. And I go, how much this car he goes, he goes, dude, I'm not even being facetious. Here he goes. There's no price on it.

Like we got offered $100 million. Oh, yes, of course. And he goes. There's no price on it. Like we got offered a hundred million dollars. And he goes and we wouldn't sell it. You know, so it's like, it's priceless. Like if maybe 500 million, he goes, I don't know, it's priceless. And I was like, damn, that's crazy. I'm talking him, I look over. Malik's in the car, grabbing the thing going like this.

No, is this the emergency, I was like, oh, cap, cap, I didn't want him to see. I didn't want him to see,, is this the emergency? I was like, oh I didn't want him to see I don't want him to see. I'm like, yeah, I'm like, hey, what's that over there? He's like, oh, I just went over that. It's cap. I just like a million dollar car. Dude, my heart is sick, huh? And then the McLean and then the McLean.

We're radio-ed. The way the way the way the way McLean's especially that one McLean. We're radio-ed. The way McLean, especially the F1 McLean from 95's built, in the back because the way the exhausts set up, when they were going through pretries, and it would get so hot it would burn outside the car, so that to cover in real 24-karat gold. So the back has all this gold all over it. He's talking about, oh, again, man. He has gloves on. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they don't own that car. talking about, oh, yeah, man. He has gloves on.

No, yeah, yeah. Cause they don't own that car. He has like literally, you know, the white Mickey Mouse gloves on. I like the Usher's use one. He's talking to me. I look over and this is the car that saw the gold. Man, that goes, that's just real gold. No, I did do that.

Oh, my God. I did do that. I didn't say it was real gold. I just, listen, for one, he lifted, I'm right here chilling. Right? You know what it is? You look too comfortable. No, no, it's not what do you mean? You get too comfortable because we're having like this VIP like he's showing us right? You got too comfortable What would you do if you scratch that car? What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? 30 million dollars. What the fuck would we do, Mallet?

You ever think about that? I didn't think about that, but again I would this is why you're the problems you're having with your centra now Think of a problem you would have with a McLaren F1 and there's I think there's only 50 of them some 30s No, he said that 20. He said it's not and that's one of them and you took your filthy hands He had to put gloves on yeah, dude. That's the car. And in the back, you see him with the gloves on. Yeah, shout out to Pedro. Shout out to Pedro. He was great.

All the shit he knew. Yeah, so that car, that was Wycliffe's. Wycliffe, yeah. That's a Wycliffe fucked up. Yeah, that was a physical. Ooh, he fucked up. I don't think I can roll in that kind of car though. You could.

No, because it's got seats. Man, it's in my home. You're in the middle. Two small girls on the floor. You pull up in that thing? Some of them cars, I was like, y'all love them, but y'all can't fit inside of them. That's all I was looking.

I was like, how y'all? Well, those smaller race will porches, are racing were smaller, but. Yeah, a lot of them like a, isn't it like a wait for racing? That's F1 cars. They got to make wait. What's, F1 racing? They had a F1 racing? That's F1 cars they had to make wait F1 racing they had a F1 car what's that one?

F1's the type of racing the real those cockpicks real small Hey, come on, yeah, let me get into picture He was just thing goes viral you guys know why He did it. Yeah, let me get it. He was just thinkin' it was viral, you guys know why. Yeah. That's what he said. It's a damn doggy viral.

I know. Meanwhile, he's worth 300 million. I know, probably. Yeah, I mean, nuts. Nuts. That water was nice. Oh, that was so cool. That was so great.

We dipped our face in it. But how about Brandon going there to do like six headstands? Oh yeah, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, hestands? And you say, he's like, he's like, he's like, hello, bro. He's saying,

he'll call it out. He's just going like that. Like, hey, his handstand is better than your backflip. Oh yeah. What? Bro, go to my IG. His backflip was fucking,

the backflip on the trampoline. Oh yeah, the sonic one. Bro. Well, now, I did, I literally did, because you were jumping. I was like, oh, he's gonna get some air. Well, no, I did I did like I literally did because you were jumping I was like oh he's got he's gonna get some air. Well, you didn't catch the one when I really like my legs got tight

No, I was there. No, we were there How about Brandon jumping he didn't do a flip I lost my balance on the second one though, but that's a I was a good one, right? I was good. Oh my God. No. I lost my balance on the second one though, but that's a real joke. That's a legit flip on the first one. My next flip. It looks so close.

Oh my God. It looks so close. I would call it more of a summer's all than a flip person. Yeah, because you're just rolling. Yeah. No, on that first one, I cut air. All your cheerleading boys were there hitting them. Oh yeah, they were like, was he serious?

I go, yeah, he's 100% serious. Cause they thought you were joking. I go, no, that's, that's, that's, The back flips are no more. That's him, because I was like, I did that chase, uh, chasel, perred, say, he got those cigar, what? What?

Cigarette legs. No, cigar has big legs, I thought. I said, yeah, cigar has big legs. No, probably like the same size, yeah. If you a girl legs. No, a girl has big legs. I'd say it is. A girl has big legs. No, I don't even probably like the same size there. If you got big legs. Yeah, Naples is dope. Naples is great.

I don't have a blast there. I like it. Austin, this weekend, man. No, I'm going back. Keep Austin thick. Yep. Mark Harley's coming. Our trainer's coming, Mark Harley.

Yep. Keep y'all right. Keep y'all tight. Long hair lying. He think he's gonna judge us if we bat on after the And then we didn't eat a lot but we did eat it wasn't great Well and I think it was just the those like that like when we go to the restaurant We don't even already just brings the food out everything. Yeah, he's so funny He goes fuck I got you guys. I'm fucking bring it out. He's like cigars. You like cigars I'm good. Jay and I cigar get the fuck out of taking the nice cigar like all right He's so new your new you're like Michael rap port of restaurant owners. Yeah, I'd like dude

You don't have to keep giving this like I can pay you say your money get the fuck out But he meets so many times the last time ever. Because he texted when we left that night, and I went, yo, we friends now, man. Okay, he's great. He's great. He came up, he came up to me after the show. And he was like, come to my fucking restaurant.

I'll hook you guys up. I'll do whatever he's like, I fucking got you. Just come to the footage. We get offered all this. Yeah, he was so aggressive about it. I was like, I don't know if we're gonna fucking, like, but like,

it looks good, like, you know. We looked it up online. Yeah, we stayed committed, but he was so cool. Like, he, a lot more chill. Oh, he's a gift to an iPad. We were able to watch the Ben Asperin Jake Paul fight with the last run. Yeah, he treated us good.

No, he's great, man. That's my boy. That's a lot of us. I keep thinking about that, a lot of us. Bro, no, dude, fuck all that, that is the best steak I've ever had that one. Oh, I do beef. So we're not gonna talk about the sea bass.

The best sea bass I had in my life. I can't even do it with a love dude. Oh, what if I'm over it? You like sea bass? He loves it. It's one of my favorite fish ever. It was really good. Yeah, this was chilling.

I had three of them. Chilling sea bass. It's so good. It's like that white flaky fat fish. Yeah, it's fat. It's fatty. Yeah, good fat. How big is the sea bass?

Is it big? Yeah, they're big. They look ugly too. You wouldn't want to eat it if you saw it. Let me see how cute it is. Is it that thing on the, no, far left. Look at him. That's our guy right there.

He looks like he could be Jeff Bezos's younger brother. He's probably in that mutton air range, brack. I know. He was so cool though. He's kind of like fucking restaurant. I fucking take care of you. I can't do a New York accent, but that's that. Ooh.

What that fish looks like. That's what it looks like. That's super ugly. I didn't know they look like that. Yeah, they're disgusting looking, but they taste amazing. What does the grouper look like? Ooh, they're ugly.

Oh, for real? They're big. They look like bass. My grandma has lips like a grouper. Ooh. Oh, yeah. You and I. Yeah, we've written it. My grandma has lips like a grouper We always find a show to watch on the road And this is so watch it was 60 days That's 60 days in we always find a show to watch on the road and that's the only week It was 60 days in yeah, we run through all the season great. I loved it You've never seen it before no, I've only seen clip cuz they'll post like a clips I've seen every single clips on a YouTube every season was watching Arizona one. Yeah, when they were in Arizona

And some of them like become like gangly. Some take over. And they gotta get them out to get to it. Oh, the one dude, well you haven't seen the season. I think he was season three. Oh, it's season three. No, it's been out for a hot second. But season three, the dude, he completes the 60 days

and kicks ass. He's like, that's pretty easy, man. Like, this ain't that bad. And they're like, you want to do another 60? He's like, sure. Does another 60? He's like, ah, this is actually, actually I don't mind it man. I'll do another 60 and his fiance's like what the fuck? Dude I found out he committed suicide dude. Oh, he got out committed suicide Just voluntary

That's him right there. Nate was a yeah, you voluntarily Where? Nate burrow that's him right here. He's a beast with him. Oh, he handled it well There's a beast with him. Nate Burrell, that's him right here. He's a beast with him. Oh, he handled it well. Oh, dude. Everyone loved him. He was like helping everybody out.

There'd be a fight. You talk him out of it. He was like, I feel like I'm doing good work. And you want to do another six? He's like, yeah, this is easy. What's that? Whoa. Oh, I mean, look at that.

I mean, come on. Come on. Come on. Gunshot. This is in a mission of guilt. I'm just tired. I've been through so much of of my life the pain of my situation now hurts more than ever I imagine I can't keep going on each I think he had a kid on the way to

The Porter we can do like he earned his tries real quick. Well, he was in like oh yeah He used to be oh yeah, yeah, yeah, He was getting on my nerves a little bit though. Really? He was running shit. He was getting on my nerves. And then the other little black dude, the black dude that was a cop. But then Jay and I was like, oh, damn.

Jay and I was like, yo, why don't you just fight that big black guy who, like this guy was chiseled. That big black guy didn't want to be on the show, like, yes, he didn't sign up for it. Because he was, he was, he was, he was, yeah. I was like, he should be the gang leader. Hey, what happened? He's turning on the AC.

It's just hot as fuck. Oh my god. We were, I'm not even trying to be funny. We were Naples 3's. We didn't get one look. Oh yeah. We were Naples 3's. We were at least malc and get looks.

No, I was with the crew. They had no one looked at me. Nothing. Are you guys Naples 3's because everyone there is good looking or are you Naples 3's because? It's not, it's not, there's some bad, he's very tight. We don't look like we drive Bentley. Are you guys Naples threes because everyone there is good looking or are you naples? Three We don't look like we drive Bentley's oh

They're there is like somebody who looks like they own a Bentley Don't say I told her hama yeah, shot the Tommy behind Let me take the older the older gentleman is the vibe there and like there's some young honey Yeah, there are sex so we. So we're walking around dude. I'm talking like some foxes. I feel like an old girl. Like let me just tell you something. We're sitting at the table VIP treatment because of British job like that right.

So we get these bad girls next to us. She's palcing it like two bad girls. They just standing up talking and like we have like four empty chairs. So I'm like I'm gonna be nice. I'm not, you know, I ain't get looks all night. I wanna see what is looking like. So I go like, hey, I push the chair out, all gentlemen like, I was like, hey, you wanna sit down?

And she looks, she's like, I'm good. And she like, literally, they look at me. So I had a, I was like, you know what I'm saying? We were napals three or four. Three or three, yeah. Yeah, we were. Surprising, really. Two. I thought we were kind of runnapals. We was, we did. yeah, we were surprising really to know that we would kind of run

We was we yeah, no, you don't hear about Naples in these streets like that. No, man and how to make you feel how to make me feel Yeah, I think that you were gonna go away and being hot shit and I felt fine Yeah, he worked out every day for motivation Curls like we're some we're gonna be some Austin sevens. Oh, they like them think down here. Yeah Yeah We're gonna be some Austin sevens. Oh, they like I'm think down here. Yeah Oh Texas right there too. Yeah, no You Big guys like You know If he's an 8 and L.A. You're a different vibe I'm also different vibe bro. They like like defensive lineman down like big boy big boy. He's right now like yes

Remember when we remember we got in Thursday night and nothing was open. We nobody ate all day Oh, and out and the only thing I was open was McDonald's So we go through the drive to have McDonald's Mal guy. Oh, I'm about to How about this menu everybody he's like get ready. I was like damn dog. I'm paying for it We use the mangoes. Yo, man. Give me six chicken nuggets Give me a six piece chicken nugget. A sprite. Out of me chicken as well though. Out of me chicken.

He didn't even finish his nuggets. I mean, if it is my nuggets at all. But it's just nuggets. But again, listen, again, fastin', I'm in fastin' all day. Right? Happy Ramadan. Ramadan, yeah. So, here's Ramadan. I'm trying to

Hate on your religion. You're Ramadan ain't like to be Ramadan Your shit he had to use eating one day I go what the hell a Gator I go what the fuck have a Ramadan he goes gay to us oh my dad said I can just cheat today and then prolong it I can make it up. It's a make up day. Listen, that needs to weigh this work. Okay, it's not, but again, we've been traveling all day and since we got in, it's nothing to eat,

we didn't have water or something like that. So I'm like, okay, McDonald's, you don't wanna break your fast from McDonald's. You know, McDonald's is not the best of foods, right? But McDonald's was nighttime, so you can eat during the night. McDonald's was like, McDonald's ain't your top 12 a year. The problem is you ate during the middle of the day Turn yeah, you had like we got to break the sandwiches. You got a breakfast burrito. That was the next day

I'm talking about on Thursday night. It was so funny cuz he he just walked up and grabbed a gatorade I'm like man the sun is out. Yeah He said oh I talked to my daddy. You said I Tied my daddy. He said I can I'm talking about daddy. He said I can write dad. He said I can just add this day on to the, I'm like, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a,

I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I the back. Oh, you got it. Yeah, what happened? My dad like again, I was we had to pay it like

$1,200 to get it out to get it out. Yeah, and so you got it out. Got it in selling this thing. Yeah, let's sell it Yeah, let's sell it. I'm gonna have Brian Johnson or Marty Kratos graphic and we'll put on the fire and kid to sell Okay, you know, I got you got to see when he first got to go to my story, too Oh, you both you went with it He had to take him to it on Sunday. Yeah, damn you a good friend man. Yeah Look at the back. She look back watch who watch a rev They engine we run it Get up. This is it up wait Go look at that person said Sheila

With Got you boss the picture you and him getting? Oh yeah. I got Sheila. Oh yeah, I posted you a recent picture. So we selling Sheila or what? Yeah, I got it. I'm looking at a boy. Yeah, that's a, look at that. He's doing that thing.

I'm selling Big Mama. I got to offer this weekend. $5,000 was the highest. Oh, sell it. No, sell it. Yeah, but $5,000, great offer. So that dollar. No, but again, I think it worth five grand

I know it's worth seven so I'm thinking I'm thinking like oh if you can beat that I'll just come close to seven grand Get it all hands. Hey, so you're you're only self for seven or more? Seven close it has to be close to seven now if you talk about 65 hundred. I got what about what about 50 hundred? Yeah, I'm so Hell yeah, yeah, see you cuz you're not a regular person I'm not it. He'll see you know saying bro. That's not valued That's not you right. That's really good. You get that you get that some bitch detail you get that radio fix It's okay. Oh, you can already good add the Bluetooth speaker with it. Okay, put it on saying ooh, but but buy a minute

Yeah, get a new blue or sign the hood. I sign a hood. I sign a hood. I sign a hood. Oh, there's someone did come and say, hey, why are you missing a lug nut? On the bottle rod. God, yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. See, it's on my chin.

I'm selling for five thousand. And I'm going to send lug nut. I'm going to sell it for five thousand. And I'm going to send lug nut. I'm going to throw the value of this son there. I'm going to sell it for 5,000. And I'm gonna have to look, no, I'm gonna throw the value of this sundance. I'm gonna sell it for 5,000. So you drove, she'll tell the word today? No, she'll be drove separately because I got Xbox after this.

Oh, Xbox. But yeah, I'm selling it for it. We gonna sell this thing and get what? We gonna get it out. Yeah, man. We still haven't like solidified that. Not now, R Usal 1. All right, two things, two choices.

We getting the BMW M4. I'm leaning that towards J because J was like that But they also fans was like, you know BMW M2 competition. What's the best one? What's M2? No? I wouldn't go with the M2 I go I'd go with the M4 personally You you don't you have an M2 and no I have a 430i 430i. Yeah, I love that. M2 competition 52. Yeah, we're gonna have to get this bad bitch used. Gonna get to use, okay. Fuck yeah. Yeah, that'd be frosty.

Oh shit. Oh shit. Yeah. Rollie boy. That's hard. That is hard. Hell yeah, that's fine. Okay, so yeah, just like I let the fans decide me,

we'll get the M2 or the M4. Oh yes, put a pole up on the fighter and the kids. Okay, paid. Oh yeah. Like show a picture of each. God, that M4 is that front and dance. That level. Well, how much is the M4?

Yeah, Chandler. How much do you use M4, Chand? Use, not. We're gonna have five ground to put down. Yeah, that's fine. So I mean, you're gonna finance around 50 something. Okay. And plus my credit is great. Well, yeah, you're gonna finance around 50 something. Okay, and plus I'm my credit is great

Well, yeah, you're the credit is what year though. I'd go 2016 might be cheaper because they all they changed the body style a little bit So they depreciated a I feel like they depreciate a little bit. So you might be able to get oh yeah I'm new and yeah, and for for Matt go a little cheaper cheaper. Okay for Matt go a little cheaper cheaper okay let's get the titties on go drop top you want the drops oh damn that you on 1744 or something you finance 39 daddy I'm with that and look at that yeah but it's a West Palm Beach that's an L.A. prices uh it'll probably be the same well there's a white one in Montbello for 47 okay means we're. That means we're fine. That's seven.

Would you want white? Well, I want red interior. I want red interior. White red, you want that cat. I want that cat. I want that cat. I want that cat. I want that cat.

Or a black or red, but I'm looking towards it. Rubbin' on the other side. Oh, look on, go up chin. There's one on terio. Black with red leather, 51. Oh, get a little higher. Wait, wait 51 right there dog it could be you The inside chin Yeah, is that red or brown off the city inside? That's really red there. Yeah. Oh

Yes, sir, where's that chin? Where is that chin in Ontario, California? Okay, we can go shade that okay 51 We get we you 58 you can five grand down five grand down that means we're financing 43 Payments for me around 750 800 a month daily daily do two doors for this. Yeah, that's what I wanted all he need I'm not you need I can be you as I have got those seats are See that's what I'm saying. I can be I talk about a That's what I'm saying I can be. I talk about a comma. Because the whole weekend,

Brendan was, I was, every time you got on the phone like, man, it's the way we can't get it. And then Brendan's like, no, and Brendan goes, just, just leave it in there. Just leave that. It's so hot, man.

It was like, consumed your entire trip. No, yeah, it was. Even when we were walking through the museum, and my passport, it was on the phone, yeah. Around $50 million car. I know. It's about a six. Yeah, well even when we were walking through the museum and my Plot's car is on the phone. Yeah around $50 million dollar car. I know Pay Joe was giving us like great facts about these 50 million dollar car Don't it's all the ends. It's like

Exept areas and I couldn't go down like what day what they saying about he was like bro Not a annan other 300 and because I left the key my damn my total to get it out was 1200 because I took Including dropping the key. Yeah, no, no, everything's included. Yeah, it plays with you We had to go to FedEx to pay for that the bank so all that 1200 1200 and I'm calling my bank right now. We sell this thing five grand got five grand down Down this is on the M4. Yeah, that should be sick. I appreciate you. Yeah, so I got off for five thousand I might just take it. I would take it. Well, let's Listen to it after episode and I saw that we get a bidding war. Oh,

Okay, get that bitch up 5500 maybe six grand I look you buy it if you buy it in the next couple of weeks you get to keep everything in a trunk And you The scale that he bring it is Get that shit from the history. Oh, it's ruined like Jerusalem slides Let's go and take out a few hundo out of that five grand cuz you need new luggage Yeah, you need my blood is on we walk to the airport the whole we got a shoebox is a The whole we got a shoe box is a dog and a grocery bag

I'm like what do you do? I'm like, dude you can you please get The new luggage is on me I was stressed out that day Wednesday we had to literally go to airport. I'm thinking we're gonna drive by my parents house so I can drop this stuff off and then go get my, you know. You know what's weird? You had the duffel bag in the shoe box. Why didn't you just put the shoe box in the duffel bag? Instead of just carrying the shoe, like,

you carry the empty shoe box. The empty shoe, in the airport, in the duffel bag. Why didn't you just put the shoe box so you just chillin I had no room it was no room in the shoe in my dog I felt like there was no there was no like there was room and I don't know where you can't a shoe box round yeah I had my sound gonna show so you shoes where do you keep the box and I was a shoe I got these cheeseburgers what the witness was this I don't know about shoes real shoe hands they know

they will I don't like dust on my shoes. So I like put them back. Soon as I wear my shoes, I put them right back in it. I respect all that. So again, that's why I had the shoe box. And what was the slide's gonna go? My slide's my Jerusalem's in the shitty Duffel bag you have from playing against sports.

I had a lot of stuff. Yeah. I had a lot of clothes in my double bag. Believe it or not, I had a lot. Don't bring that same energy to Austin, dude. I know. Especially when you're wondering why we didn't get looks. Let's try to blame.

We didn't get that much. That's a nice, nice, my fault. You were traveling in where to the comedy club, but to the comedy club, but just to the comedy club. You still care the shoe box Mm-hmm. That's how you roll it was the woman's moves Either way, it was a lot going down last week Sheila free. I feel good. I got something for your ass Oh, you know something for your ass. Hey, they bullen they clown me the whole time I couldn't even have a comfortable flight cuz the J. J was like oh you need help J. St. Oh, you I couldn't even have a comfortable flight because the JJ was like oh you need help you just oh

Well Jay I knew lug is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, good luck. Yeah, I can't talk too much shit my my bags from goodwill Yeah, what are you talking about it's not bad though? I mean no one's even like Jesus crash your pal my double bag from a Ruse of fight you love him, but your bags it was it's all dirty It's all dirty Some parts don't zip Hey look I'll leave the bag in a trunk if you just we got we got it. Hey, we upgraded me, okay? Yeah, I got a hairpelle. I'm working out as a Jeep. We got a great you too You can't do get too comfortable you raise my $100,000 $100,000 not yet is on podcast come on. We got it. He got his own

Wait, I got it. I got it. I got it. I'm pretty sure I believe you yeah, yeah Y'all bully me and the fucking losing weight Yeah, and you some way you somewhere advanced dirty as hell Those came to already are those ones you're ordering It says love is title no This dude name You still wear those Bruce Lee's ran those yeah, I still got the Bruce Lee Here brother fire

Or fire they caught on fire. It's a good thing right they calm fire. Please. They still hold the fuck up again I'll be doing BAM practice I got them. Yeah, those are those are house shoes, man. No, they're not they're not studio Let me see how good they look in this place. I listen you I got a picture they buy she let them moral speaking of Nate. Speaking of Naples 3's in Austin 7th Don't we have some submissions for rate my mate? Rate my state what do you call it? rate my state what do you got, Chin?

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Fueled by monster energy. What do you got, Chin? It was some dudes trying to get ready after the show. Oh, yeah Yeah, just we're coming up to what am I what am I? I was like I'm like, you won't get out my face He was like wait a minute. I'm a picture of the girls and I do what's my girl, man? Like well, you probably think she's a Wait, this is this is we got a rate. Yeah Chin I oh you watch your photo first Yeah, no fuck is fun. Hey, no, hey This is your mom look at the whole the fuck up damn look at them hold the fuck up. They look great

We want to make make a reality baby got holes in it. Oh my god. Something always has to have. Hey, you're right, but but she'll be okay and surprisingly sing. Oh, yeah. What will turn to the song came in the car? Oh, it was under of God. That was great. Yeah. Yeah. I was feeling it, dude. Oh, no, no, it was a high above me. She's so high. No, no, no, that's not not the one we were driving to the airport oh yeah that's shit scrap yeah I was do I do all right what's red so we got a new segment rate my state people sending submission they send the submission to the thick boy ride at gmail dot com receives if you want you picture featured on rate my state here's Amanda what do you know about Amanda from Ontario Canada shout out to Canada yeah mother of three in nursing school.

Boy, then she look like that kid's a lucky. At the three? Kids are lucky. Well, here's the thing. We know Amanda get it in because she's 25. Oh, she's 25? Yeah. And she's a mom of three already.

So she had a mom. So you know, she's got to like that. Yeah. Amanda. I mean, I was just on Ontario Canada. Ontario, before I give her a rating. Let me show me where Ontario's that pretty sure Ontario's uh is the east coast pretty sure Canada's so fucking big man. No, you can does lock the fuck down So yes, okay, so it's east

So yes, okay, so it's ease I think I want to even help Snakes a cool back Ottawa okay Ottawa's in Ontario. Okay. I know where that's at now It's in Ottawa's kind of near Toronto You say what? She got the maple maple leaf hitters out the front. Yeah, there's a mother of three. Again. Is it there's another picture? Just a two bro you we can't see it because she's coming to face. Oh, Yeah, beautiful face. I didn't see it. I would say she is on Terrile 8

Okay, what'd you give her? I was gonna give her a nine. Okay. I give her a nine. I get 8.3 She got the maple leaf ficken hitters, dude What do you think her LA rating would be? LA? Oh, my Christian, good call. Good call, me. No, she's a seven. Seven LA.

That body? That mommy posse? I saw that today in Pilates. I gave her like a six. No, she's at least a seven LA. That body. Cause I'm an LA six. And she's tied it up. And she has her shit together. Yeah throw that in. She's a nursing school.

Yeah, he's a mom of three. Okay, she got three. Oh, I forgot she got kids. Let's let's go. The house in the room. She's in for her to be a 7 in L.A. That's great. Them tits make her seven. Let's be real here. I mean, I saw she has those piercing blue eyes probably a positive attitude. Probably super nice. And I love that car. I love that honey blonde kind of hairstyle. I love that. These are highlights. I like. Yeah. Set a lip.

Honeycomb blonde. She just stone cold. LA seven. I'll tell Ontario eight or nine. LA seven. Honey tell Ontario eight or nine LA seven Honey, honey cone blonde, but you just saved her hair after Syria She had them sugar smack ties She had that cool. They smile. She got them fruity loof blips She got them fruity pebble tits You describe her like y'all would have described her She got them cocoa Chris did his job. She got them Simmons toast crunch tea.

What? She got that raising brain hair line. What the fuck? She got nutrients. So that Johnny M. Brate My State, Johnny M's from Indiana. He says he's an LA 3. Oh Papa I just Know how old he is this the only picture you guys three one there. Oh, he's a foot on the left. Yeah

Yeah, the other guy didn't have a hand Oh It's a strong hand Oh, it was on my back. Come on. What? You didn't even. You were. It's a strong hand. I have to just take my strong hand. I have to just wiki you. Okay, all right. Ready, whatever.

We'll do that again like that. I did. You look at that picture. I got to know how old. He's obviously 20 mid-20s. That would help before the age. He's also a fucking veteran you assholes. Yeah, he says LA definitely hiring LA 3 He looks like a dime piece there that other one go the other one, but this is that the box and match

Still I like my yeah, I'm like oh You can't see him because the camera oh Just just being a veteran out of pure respect can't get him lower than a five. Oh, no, he's above five Well in Indiana that first picture in the uniform. I'm giving him an eight. That's the Indiana a He's a LA I'd say 5.5 0.5 5.5 5.5 5.5. 5.5. 5.5. 5.5.

5.5. Yeah. Yeah, I give him a LA 5.5. Well, we don't even know what's height. Because LA is big out here. So send in like your everything, all your descriptions. Height, weight, all that stuff. I'll need your weight.

Yeah, I'll need your weight. I'm like your weight. I'll get weight size too. No, I just weight. Are we getting measurements? I'm not saying anything. We said in the water he's like, well, now I'm 5, 10, 3, 7, 8. Well, you are LA too. We're super, super fish.

I don't even just sit in the old ass. I'm 5, 8, 400. You're falling on hard times, man. I've seen you from high school. I just said next to Brinne Sharp and Jay Sharp. So age, weight, height. Yeah, what else? That does.

That's it. I give him an LA five and a half like Chappelle. Indiana, Indiana, heart eight. Especially that picture. Strong eight. Strong eight. Honest eight. I'm gonna give him a six because he's a boxer.

All good? Yeah. LA six, yeah. What do you, what do you give him? Oh, LA six. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not a boxer. All good? Yeah. LA6, yeah. What do you, what do you give? Oh, LA6, I thought you were talking about, yeah. I was like, I give him an LA6. LA6, LA6, LA6.

LA6, LA6. That's fair. Yeah. He's in that range though. Shout out to Johnny. Shout out Johnny. This is Shannon Samuels. Okay, Shannon.

That's your sheet. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, I didn't think Shannon was that. I ain't acting was a guy. He looked like an older version of Stevie. That's the situation. You're right. I was gonna say, I think he's hot.

That is Stevie's future. Yeah. I'm very excited. Now this guy will not pass a drug test. And he has tattooed. 47. He has tattooed. He's clearly from the 90s.

Yeah, that's more to combat tattoo. Does his tattoo say 6-9 in it? Or is it like an infinity? from the 90s that that more the combat tattoo. Does this tattoo say six nine in it or is it like an infinity? Yeah, that's that old cancer sign thing or whatever right? I thought it was like is that the infinity sign? I think it's a cancer. Oh, it's like the horoscope. Yeah, either that or Capricorn some of this.

This boy is body up body up and he's 47 father one. In L.A. St. Louis St. Louis. He's a nine. He's a nine. He's a lose He come here. He's seven I give him eight Yeah, you may have that body That planet fitness body Yeah, that's not plan that bunker body That's not plenty that bunker body That's a

That's not a plan That's not a plan That's not a plan That's not a plan That's not a plan Look at those old bleeks down to the dick root Down to the He's a seven eight

That's a seven And L.A. Oh, he would kill the game in L.A. Seven He totally would We don't know his height I mean Father, he's a dad too I'm gonna give him a

I'm gonna give him a St. Louis heart eight Maybe a nine To bet what he's wearing I give him a LA seven at forty seven dollars. Perfect. That's perfect. Yeah. I got the same thing St. Louis nine boys body up. He is just What you guys should be up? St. Louis nine. I give him a LA eight. That's fair I say to St. Louis last one Shilah. Hopefully is a girl. I would imagine Hawaii Hawaii in doesn't live in Hawaii Hawaiian mom of three boys

She looks so friendly. I know her she's got great. Oh Is this a video? No, he's not picture. It's taken from a video. He's taken it from the top here. And then, oh damn girl, okay, no, I heard him now. And then he's dressed. She got the Moana tits at the top. Yeah, just come on.

I know. You're welcome. You're welcome. She got Lay's like, are you on a gronday? She's 30, mom of three three that's the thing dude mom of three. Yeah, does somebody's body. Yeah I don't so yeah, we don't know where she lives, dude that would help Why she's Hawaiian so maybe she grew up there. I haven't been to Hawaii. We never been to Hawaii. We're supposed to be on I'm about to go to Hawaii. What's up? I'm about to go to Hawaii for what in May for Stevie's birthday

You taking them to Hawaii. Yeah, yeah, which is birthday the 20th the 19th. I knew I was close. You're very close Are we in Houston then? Yeah, Houston, Stevie and go to Houston Houston, stevey and go to Houston. Stevie hanging out with Alpacas and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stevie, I'm Stevie, live with it now. Stevie, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude, dude, dude, I'm like dude back to back to back to back to back no one said anything I'm the first one. He let the first one like He said that one. I said I said Justin got teeth like an alpaca Remember that I didn't want to laugh

I just go where to continue with the statement So but then I was like alright one pick of an alpaca all set by bug six and then then his comments were the same as like a parent with said Oh, yeah, like send like the cats fun. But I think this pack is taking my heart. Yeah. It was so. And no one replied.

We know one reply. And he had sent him. I was like, I gave the. How you get? I didn't hold on. What did blow the bell post of Francis? Oh, God. Just me talking shit.

Cool. No. Yeah, it was interesting man. Stevie posted like you straight up dad. Yeah, he was live from alpecus. Who posted cat? Yeah, I saw this. I think Stevie put on his page. Oh, no, yes, Stevie put it on his page. What did Kat say though? Let me finish that off, too. I get the Alpaca hype. Hold up. Now.

And then let me see your pictures. Okay, Sam. Tina, eat your food. Is that from Napoleon Dynamite? Yeah, Tina, eat your food. Tina, eat your case of deal. Right? Or it was in Chiladas. Yeah, team it. Yeah.

So, here's enchiladas. It was enchiladas. It was enchiladas. There's a thing about our packers, Kat, and Steve, you should probably look, this is up to you. Um, the thing is, you stop right there. Get them on there right now. Listen, listen, listen, listen, I'm not talking about it.

We're in such an ass. He sits at six group pitchers, we didn't respond. Pretty sit at another picture of just the outpacked. I said nice at this picture. I zoomed in on our package and look at Justin's teeth. Zooming on that back is teeth. No, no, no. See you, my guy.

I'm in a fight back at least. I know, you can't even fight back in the group chat That group chat is the arena we let each other up We don't respond to that he was like memo fight all y'all Yeah, he said look at just a team Also, I pet the nose for you. It's super soft It is what it looks like. Where did you guys go to do this? Just a team. Also, I pet the nose for you. It's super soft. It is.

It would look so much. Where did you guys go to do this? And Palmdale. The farm is Sweetwater Alpaca farm. How far is that? Maybe 45 minutes from LA. Oh, that's not bad. That's not terrible.

It isn't bad. Were a bunch of kids there? No, there was another couple who came before. All grown adults. Grown adults. Interesting. Yeah, right? Loving the alpacas.

Here's a little fact about alpacas. I look more into it because Steve is talking about buying alpacas. The thing about alpacas is they're real cheap to buy, but then they're beast to maintain. So we want you to give alpacas away. You have to have two of them because they're social animals. If there's just one, it gets depressed. Mm-hmm. Oh, so you gotta get two. So you gotta get two and you gotta have them.

You can eat non-serve. Like a certain amount of acres to have the room around it. When no Stevie does. Stevie wants. You say I'm gonna buy an outpack of mine. That's a bad investment, Bubba. You gotta have two. Any day, each other, house and home, not.

I've never seen him happier in my life though. He loves outpackers. He loves outpackers. I can't. No, I'm from just from the group tax. Yeah, he's fun. No, like when you see pictures, we saw. And you see him in a vicinity of an alpaca.

Like he changes. He becomes like this middle-aged mother. Maybe it's like his spirit and I'm like it's a stump for him. I think it is. I really should buy one, bring on the planes and shit. You can do that. If you pat, if you get a... No, they don't, they don't. Some bitch brought a turkey

Recently like only because it's animals you can dog on a plane a grader from England. Yeah, yeah, a bunch of stuff on a plane Yeah, you can try to bring them on they try to be on people to bring it. Yeah, I've heard a squirrels before But now you can't do it's only dogs only dogs. Yeah, really you don't even see dogs at the airport anymore. People are chilling out on that. Yeah, even that you have to have like a certain type of dog too because there are certain airlines that won't let pit bulls on. That's fucked up man. Yeah, pit bulls are great. I heard a people like attack a kid face in a airplane.

Really bad guy. What? We can't have that. Hey, we didn't give that Hawaiian I know honey Rating let's finish up the ratings. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry I got a and who on that warm Luke bath you're been Hawaii you were seen at Hawaiian 8 no, dude Okay, hey and she not a cool one Hawaiian This is me on a pretty though man. She's really pretty again the mama 3 gets me man why

ain't it I'm gonna give her a macadamie nut 7 what is that I give her I give her I give her a LA 7 I give her a Hawaii 8 I'm not gonna be mean okay what you give her LA? I was gonna say seven Yeah, she pretty hot, man, dude. She's she's a naples nine those old dudes would be all over her dude, bro We saw how old is old 65 in a book that's the average age 65 and there's money money down I'm young girls stupid looking at old dudes, dude. We rented an explorer people making fun of those old dudes have a younger woman out there man good for them Yeah, yeah, hey, I guess I mean I get it

Yeah, a lot of money Girl she passed away nobody here. It is she's with a very old dude and in the cold Smith Yeah, you ever seen her when she was young? No, I say bombshell Bomb was a trim spot what she got big right trim spa. That's what she had She owned that. Yeah, she made a lot of money off that. I don't know she was that older dude. Yeah He was dude. He was on Death's doorstep when they met and then she blew up. Yeah, she that. No, I mean, wait, why is blue up? Look, she was gorgeous. She was just like a straight playmate. Oh, she looked beautiful.

Oh, that's where she was a playboy mate. That's where her story is pretty sad. If you look into it because she got really into drugs and her son passed away. And then she went just completely downhill. Didn't she? But she was a straight up 10. She has another kid though. She was butt naked in the movie, right? Uh, she did playboy. Go to her and her man. Look at the litter man. Oh, that's you have no if you had a her and her man her man I mean all that the time here right there. Yeah, the one that she had the kids with no no no That man. Yeah, we're just gonna pretend that Hey, you know, I mean get for him, you know, he was stupid rich good for him, but what what do he do? Printed money. I bet oil. Let's just check. He was, he was stupid rich. Good for him, but what did he do? I printed money.

I bet oil, let's just check. He was stupid rich. I remember it, yeah. But then clearly, she was like, no, he's my soulmate. I'm like, bitch. You know, he's Beverly Hills housewives. He died before she died, right? Yeah.

But then there's a huge fight with his family and heard like over the world. Over like the wills of. I mean, come on. How long were they married? I don't know. So he wasn't a little tycoon. Oh yeah.

Oh wow. They met with me in a wheelchair. And he from Texas, right? I would imagine. All they met when he was in a wheelchair. Mm-hmm. She said, what those wrinkles do baby. I guess so did you listen she was gonna fat stipend every month, but you don't work man You don't work you don't work is it work? That's what I was worth it was worth it for you with that old lady you was getting with

So that's what I think it was worth it for you with that old lady you was getting with Only with him for a year. It's food idea a year after the Mary he died after my daddy after year. She was smart. He was so old too He's gonna go soon. Yeah, that's my thing like when we at that restaurant on Saturday night when it was like one the more And people are leaving and we saw just that young agent dime walking out with that like I must have been 80 something Yeah, they're walking to his fucking band. If something like she's about to earn that money night young agent dime walking out with that okay I must have been 80 something oh yeah They're walking to his fucking belly something like she's about to earn that money night Yeah, he was all upon her ass. I'm so little pride You were I mean you have that Tommy Bahamas sure on. She was on button. I was saying to see what happened.

Now you're here. Live it. Oh yeah. The girl you can earn that fucking rent tonight. Fuck. I do work girl. Yeah. That's what it is.

She could be your love. No. Do you think they're ever in love? Never. I think it's all my- I think they care about them. But if he was broke, she would not be the- But having the girl was making-

No. She was making no- She was making no- She was making no she would not be But the girl was making, she was making no time cool money. She was like doing some playboy shit, but she's not ballin Like look at all the money on playboy. No, really? World-de-living. What about driven? You're trippin', think about the girls on the Hugh Heftner show.

Remember that show? Boy, boy, boy, buddy, the prom mates, playmates. The playmates. Um, five minutes. Is that the store? Oh, these girls next door. Yeah,, the playmates. Um, five house. Five house. Oh, these girls, next door, we can create it. They all lived together. Yeah, yeah.

One wrote a book saying all the shit they had to do to half, like. Yeah, she was recently on a call or dotties. What do you mean? She went on a call or dotties, tried to say she'd have sex with them. It. First of all, you ain't living as you have in his house without sucking dick. There's one way to earn your rent girl. Now, he was getting with them.

Oh, they wrote a book on it. Yeah, and he was like, super kinky. So you have their dog. Yeah. Yeah, so you. So I think she was one of the only girls who didn't sign an NDA. Oh, you had to sign an NDA for the shit.

Yeah. And that's the only reason why she could get away with writing. So those girls don't make that much money? Like being in those man's way that's one of the second and the mold balls in shit, man. Usually you're kind of just with the guy and they finance your lifestyle but you don't actually have any money yourself.

Like your own. Yeah, it's kind of like, yeah. So basically it's like, oh, like I'll buy you this purse pay for your rent and whatever. But the moment we break up, you have nothing. I used to have all the stuff that I bought for you but now I'm not paying your rent. Could you do that, Kat? No, I don't like being told what to do.

Well hold on, let's say, well he's not telling what to do but let's say you don't have only a fan to you and nothing, you just work on fighting the kids. So you're making a living but you're not like, no, I don't like being told what to do. So well it's what if he's nice and you tell him what to do. Like you like to get boss around but you know you're living in Bel Air, you're driving to bands. I feel like I know how round, but you know, you're living in Bel Air, you're driving to Benz. I feel like I know how that ends and I don't like it. That's why I worked for Jobs at the beginning of my career.

Did you ever have any offers? Yeah, I had offers. At that apartment that I used to work at, that bougie one, I got tons of offers. And you like, girlfriend or like sugar mom, or like a sugar baby, but I always said no. You don't want to be a sugar baby? No, I know how that ends.

You'd have no respect for yourself, kind of, right? It's just one of those things where it's with him dying you taking all this forward Usually no usually they give it away to I don't think you write them in the will Yeah, usually very rare they do very very right you suck that dick right? Yeah, yeah, I'm good at the good dick Right, just good I don't have like two to three good years that I'd have to figure out the rest of my life. I'd rather not. Those two or three years would be so lit. I couldn't be a sugar baby either. Yeah.

Like in my head I wish I could. Have you ever had offers for like an older cooger? No. The half are? Not that I could think of what does that know. None of those, none of those cheerling moms, but hey man, you know if you just wanna, you just wanna to, you just want to chill.

No. No. Who's like one of those old Naples ladies who want a nice chocolate man? Oh yeah, that could have been you. That could have been you. Oh, there were ladies that asked for a picture with shepella and she goes, I just want to come up to you. And I was like, me?

And she's like, I just want to take a picture with you. She wanted that Panther, yeah. She wanted that Panther, dude. Good thing I wasn't going to. She took it, she was all up on you, she's like, just want to take a picture with you. She wanted that Panther. Yeah. Yeah, she wanted that Panther She took me she was all up on you. She's like I just left big pants. Yeah, I was like okay. I thought she just yeah I like my brother's like she fell about the fuck He feel like she took advantage of you. No, no, he's one of the people you can go on a PR tour like fucking Terry Cruz. I was in maple. I was in a She grabbed my ass. That's how Terry Cruz sounded. That's how you did though He didn't say that yeah, yeah, did you want to get him get more in America everything wrote a book about it?

Maybe hate no Terry Cruz. I like I like take his like him on dude. Yeah great career I mean you do all this porn addiction. Porn, I mean, you watch porn, don't you? And also define addiction, don't you? Thank you, because if you finish the menu, there's some people, I mean, a porn addiction is like, you finish all porn. Everything.

I think you're doing all the thing. I think you're doing all the thing. That's an addiction. Hey, Chin, look up the definition of porn addiction. I think that's what you must. I think it's like Jack and I, like non-stop, like seven. That was kind of like multiple, yeah. I think the interpret addiction as anything that impedes on your daily life.

Let's see, a porn addiction for your person would come emotionally, depend on porn, out to the point that it interferes with their daily life relationships, ability of function. To the 19th day suggests that the prevalence of these disorders may be about 3 to 6 percent. However, the rates have been difficult to determine. Yeah, who's really given it that keep going. Signs of poor addiction. Let's see if we're addicted to porn guys. The diagnosis, let's see. Some indication that

porn might be cause of problem, clue to purchase sex life becomes less satisfying. Yeah, sometimes some dirty bitches on there. I don't know cause relationship issues or make a person feel less satisfied with the partner. Yeah, he can't put cocky in your girl's face, man. Uh, person engaged in risky behavior to view porn. Oh, such as doing so at work. Oh, oh, shit. Yeah, that's another love. Ignore responsibilities to view porn. They progressively more extreme porn. Okay. Feel frustrated, ashamed after viewing porn. Sometimes I do.

Sometimes feel bad for the girl. Like, God damn, girl. All those guys, I'm a porn agent. They want to stop using that. I know, Britt and what's going on? You watch. What's the deal search history? You finish using it.

Yeah, I finish. All those guys, I think he was a rouse. No one can stop. You gotta have to like it dumb. I'm all. That was gross. Yeah, I'm like, it dumb. I'm all. I'm all. How was it gross? Yeah, I'm like, oh my God.

They spend large sums of money. They use porn or the cop with satinic things, I didn't saw him yet. Yeah, sometimes I can't sleep, I'll check it out. I mean, I check it. Yeah, I'm gonna get shit. Yeah, this is starting to sound like a little bit. You said my kids, I'm checking it. I have a lot now, I agree with you on that. Like, when you can't sleep, you up. Yeah, it's start to sound like a little bit

I got a lot now I agree with on that like when you can't sleep you up Let me get one off you know me and that's it that but those be the best ones because you find a great video Got your handfuls in I don't know about you. I like to run the water Yeah, no, I can hear it. Well, yeah. Because that means if you will sometimes like Netflix, you know when you go to Netflix just searching and searching? Yeah. Sometimes I have to pour in on just that. Do I want that one?

I can't commit. Somebody else can commit. Somebody else can commit. And then I'll be like, ah, that first one was good. Now you can go back to other ages and find it. So, I hate that. We searched for a good porn video. And you click on one and you're like, let at I hate that we search it for a good porn video and you click on one

And you like let me just see the one underneath and you look that thumbnail I balance live and then I was go oh make a note to remember that I'll be like running make a note Oh I'll be like Brendan making no His next time you do this, bro remember yes, you know Remember Tina black In my am like you got this That next time they don't even cross my mind

Like for a while to Tina. Yeah, yeah, right? My mind yeah, then when it know that. Cross my mind. Yeah. Well, then when it does show up, like fucking hell yeah. What do you go for now? I was, I was, I was, I was, I was a poor and up like vortex because I was sitting on that toilet so low my leg with the sleep because I was like, I couldn't find,

it was just so many dope videos back to back to back and I couldn't decide. I was like, bro, I've been in this bathroom for 30. Sometimes when it's like, you might like this, I'm like, where in the world did you get the idea of suggestions to make the chicks with this? Underwater impression, did I ever give you that I'm in the chicks today?

Oh, look at the lock, look at that. Oh, look. But it looked like some bad bitch like Goddamn, I'm not clear, I'm like, oh, what are you fucking up like that? I'm like, oh, hopefully nobody sees my search. Say, you know what I'm saying, Jess, it'd be fun. Hey, you porn.

In what year old did you get the idea that I was in the chicks with big chicks? When biggest chicks, the biggest. When you watch porn, do you need like a backstory? Like, do you have to have the video have a, I fast forward to, really? Sometimes I check out the, I can I check out the I can't do that I know what a story exactly I need to know why is this lady like what is

Don't get me wrong you just walk into somebody fucking yeah, I can't do that I need to know how they Know what the We're like I ordered pizza hours ago. It's like what the fuck and this bad writing Yes, give me the imagination. I think who does the best job is the taxi guy. Oh I'm such an actor. I'm like, God damn what the hell she gonna pay for this. It's great. Johnny Sins not gonna lie. Pretty solid actor in his.

So who's that guy? Who's that guy on public agent? Who's that guy? He's a great phenomenal actor. Who? Like he's just like offered a money on the agent? Who's that guy? He's a great phenomenal actor. Who? He's just like offered a money on the street. He's like, we on the morality, bro. So you think it is? Is it? I have no idea, I think.

Well, I thought you all said that they know, like, it was none of its real. It's none of its real. It's not the answer. It's not the answer. It's not the answer, it's not the answer, it's not the answer, it's not the answer, it's real. Oh, really?

That's not a guy on post. They got, they got, yeah, that's not the only fans, like guys that be hitting it they'd be sending they gonna Uh-huh, yeah We fans gonna out in the tricky road man What do you mean cuz they start there and then like I make your money like yeah, what's the I get an upgrade? I get a level my shit up and then next thing I just doing full-blown porn and you just put it on yeah And the next thing I was just doing football, I'm porn. And you just put it on. Yeah.

Only fans. Yeah. Hey, what that man said, what you started is how you finish. Why you got to do the motion? Yeah, I don't know what that means. Well, all right, let's get some current events. All righty. OK, so last week when we talked about Colton under would coming out and I asked the question

why is he doing like a press tour for it? It turned out that he was getting paid and shortly after that interview on I believe was good morning America, right? He got an announcement that he's getting his own Netflix show about him coming out as a gay man. And that's why he didn't be like the bachelor but with gay boys. No, I think it's more of a reality Reality show kind of following him As long as journey. Yeah, he's getting

Yeah, I'm not into that. I'm down for him just be with a truck loaded dudes That's a sick Netflix Nobody has that why That's me. K Bachelors. I mean, it would do terrible ratings on like ABC or whatever. But it would be wonderful. Well, on Netflix, I feel like it'd be great.

I'd be lit. Hey, why is Lance Besson? He'd be like, Gary, I give you a rose. Because Lance Bess has a podcast and he was talking about it, saying that he's happy this guy came out, but he thinks that there's going to be some initial backlash from the gay community. How you gonna be mad that the dude was like,

Hey, I'm coming out to like, yo, we'll give you whatever, four million. Yeah, what do you want to make? If they had that opportunity, they would say the same thing. Absolutely. Just because nobody was surprised when Lance came out, he was all mad. Oh, Lance wasn't hating on him. He was like, I'm really happy for him. The only issue is, I think he needs to brace himself for a certain amount of hate to come.

Hey, just stay offline and look at your bank account, son. Yeah. But yeah, he's coming out with the Netflix show. Oh, but it sucks, it's not the Bachelor of Gays there. Maybe that would be the next thing to come after this. I mean, ABC so woke, put your money where your mouth is. That would never be an ABC. That would never be an ABC.

That would never be an ABC. That would never be an ABC. With a bunch of guys. Just look at it. Just all dude. So you're gonna want dates and shit. Yeah. Like, bro, it's hanging out. Like, there want dates is yeah like bro's hanging out like you there was a lot of pros and I'd be sick but they fuck each other and I got to play basketball oh yeah yeah that you know you want to know we go on a day

dog well we we want to they are you over who skins that be said no we skins yeah, okay? Yes, you should pitch the show I Should be the host I would host the fuck a thing a thick boy production Yeah, you said it's not gonna be on ABC No, it'll be on Netflix. It'll be on Netflix. You know, I would be dope, man. Anything but cock How long were you thinking of that joke

I would have went I would have went racial with anything but colors What is that's what that's what I thought you know, but it's a lot it's a lot of black gay guys What no, it's a lot of black gay guys out there as well. I didn't want to go with that. What? No, it's a lot of black gay guys. In the world? Yeah. Yeah, but what's after with ABC?

They don't have any no lead black gay guy has a shawnt ABC. Have you seen how to get away with murder? Yeah. Is that gay? They also have anything about color. They also have blackish. Blackish?

Blackish? Blackish. Blackish and then what's the other one? You're still there was like a spin-off for the Still black still blackish No, no mixish mixish. There's been like so many of them. There's been too many of them in my opinion, but Brinn is like where's whitish? It's called made with children

Huge success great success. It's called maid with children. And there's a huge success. It's also called friends. It's all called signfield. Three is company. Three is company. You can make that show today. Why? A guy with a senior island with two bitches. What was his talk about that in the...

His character was only when Mr. Furley from would come around or Mr. Furley I Mr. Roper. Yeah Mr. Roper. When they would come around he would say he was gay. That's what his character did. Right? Yeah. Yeah. There was a show like the Batch Rep but I think it's called Finding Prince Charming and it was a gay guy who was gorgeous. And when I was shooting the show for the History Channel, they were shooting the reunion next door and I had to get a pig. Because me and my girl were obsessed with bringing this dude up, and it was charming. I think it was on Oxygen. It was a gay dude. It was a bit the bachelor, but for gay, gay. Oh, so they already had this shot.

But not a bachelor level. Like their dates, they went to like fucking Earth Cafe. Like it was low budget. They ate the wrong one on Earth. Yeah, there's not, but they're not going to, there is. Which one? Robert. So, polaroid.

Yeah, bodied up doggy. Oh, he is going to die. I got a picture and said to my grandma, look who I ran to, she went holy fuck. You decided you had a picture with Leonardo DiCaprio We were so crunk. Well, is that his real abs? That's what I'm gonna say to you. They look kind of face. Yo He's gay. So Yeah, I feel like some of the best looking men are gay. Oh, I'm glad he's on fire. Yeah, he fight the show is fantastic

Is it one season they're trying to find only one? A different guy. It only once. Oh, I think I canceled. Okay. Look at his abs. It looks like implants, doesn't it? I'm like tripping. It looks like it looks so good. It looks so good. It looks like a lot of hard work. It's not like a hit or a hit or a hit. No, no. If it just doesn't for somebody actually, I don't think he has like implant it I think that dude probably legit works out. I think he's just yeah Real all right good One line don't fuck it up man. You know what it is One line line don't fuck it up man. You know what it is

Hey, what's those pants? Oh, I have those for you. Oh, you have them in my size. Mm-hmm Hell yeah, they're here today. No, love you too. What you never says love you? I know right love you guys Malik have to leave yeah, they're gonna shoot a He's going to, he's got his one line, dude. I hope he doesn't fuck it up. It's his moment to shine. He's actually a really good actor. Is he? He's actually really, really good.

I watched, he was in that, um... Burning Sans? Burning Sans. I watched that. Not Netflix? Yeah. Do you have a big role in that? Yeah. Really? That's cool. Yeah, he has a lot of lines and shit. He does a lot in that movie. It's really good. That's cool

Sweet. All right, when I'll sketch in this right here. So the Pentagon came out and confirmed that a leaked video of a UFO from the Navy is actually real Here's my thing with these and I do believe in UFOs and all that shit. I know the pentagon confirms the leak footage. So it's a real footage by the Navy. Out of all the technology we have, why is it always so goddamn blurry? Let me see. Why is there no legit footage? What is it? Why don't I move it? It's old Brendan. No, it's not So it's just flashing like how do we not have better footage of this? How do you know isn't this like old like videos they've had for years? I don't I think this particular one is fairly recent maybe a few years old. Oh really? Yeah Look at that thing. They didn't confirm a bunch of videos. They just confirmed this one was real guys Is that they're confirming that they're real that's them confirmed. They don't know what they're not saying

Yeah, they're not saying we don't know what the fuck it is Because that's what UFO is an identified flying object You know it could be a drone for all we know and they just didn't know what well They know it's not a drone because how fast it goes because it'll go from and then it just Appears right what and we don't have the technology as I'm saying we don't have it No, it's not a drum because how fast it goes. Because it'll go from, and then it just disappears, right? And we don't have the technology. That's what I'm saying. We don't have it, but I'm sure other countries

who knows how advanced their technology is. They're getting hider from the Chinese and Russians. They're definitely going to hide us. It could be Chinese or Russian shit. Oh. Russian, I'd say Chinese, I would say. Chinese for sure, yeah. I never care for this stuff.

Yeah, I'm just, I never can't get into it You never cared for this stuff. I never cared for this stuff. You just can't get into it. You never even get into it. That's not intriguing to you that the government said it's, oh wow. It's never been intriguing to me. Wow. I was like, oh man, it is what it is.

I don't know what to say. I don't know what else to say. If it was like in your face and you saw something for sure, you probably dig it. But if it's just like a blinking light. I just wish that I just wish that. I just wish that. Yeah, a little clearer picture.

I feel like all the technology we have, like that's full of it's back. That's full of it's back. Right now, I'm full of 12. I know, take good pictures. I just wish I just wish me a little clear picture like all the technology we have Right now I'm on 12 I know I take a picture. I feel like you're more excited for that lizard to eat the roach I was way excited for that I can get a war with that that was for you If something's fine in here, and I can't tell how did nature's metal not repose that dude that is they need a Gage as fuck that is nature's foot not repost that dude that is they need a get as fuck that is nature is foot okay so this video is of a man and his wife coming out they're trying to get to a car the woman is holding like a cage with a small animal inside and

slowly you see as the runner in the back is like making her jog you see a bobcat run and it starts to attack the wife the husband then runs and pulls it off and starts Yelling at it like a small child Was she holding play the food so he has food and then she's gonna come And she has a cage with her It seems like there's a small animal inside Oh Oh shit is that a gun? What's that bitch asking all these questions. It's funny. Well, I played from the top again. Watch how calm he is when he's just saying hi to the neighbor.

Oh, the neighbor part? Yeah, why? You guys? He's like, really watch this goddamn car. Carrow. And then, so this is where it runs up. Wow. No, no, no, no, no.

It runs up from another house. Because she's on the cat Oh That I probably would have missed Masked a lot of these questions. I know what happened. Where is I? I'm like, shit the fuck up. He's like a bomb can. God damn. Yeah, that is crazy. Okay, and this is a video of two men running up

to another man getting out of his car. They try to rob him of his car. What seemingly looks like at gunpoint, the guy isn't having it. And he ends up picking him up and tossing him to the floor Both robbers trying to run away. So yeah point the gun is face guys. They're gonna be cool man be cool Be cool get the fuck out of here. Yeah, oh shit. Oh shit Who's screaming screaming like that? I don't know

Why is this? I don't grab that And why is this whole crap that gun? I feel like the gun might make... He literally, like you know, Warhogs get caught by lions or whatever. Yeah, that's what it sounds like. That's exactly what he sounded like. Oh, okay, okay. God, that's what these fucking criminals do.

God, damn. He's the kid. They thought, they thought, they thought, they thought, roll. I guess because as a kid maybe he's like, fuck, I just let him go. Yeah. Why is he so crazy? It's a shame. I'm so excited.

Yeah. Yeah, that's what it means to me feel like it was a kid. It was like some stupid teenager. Yep. Yeah, the gun probably was fake. Yeah That's dumb as fuck. I saw this six-year-old Watch dude she kills it. This is a this is a deep-ass drop-in look take a pool watch There's no volume chin. It's probably low. I think it's music whatever. She's a little

dress. Yeah, watch her. That's a deep down. Oh, shit. That is not little. What a little badass. God damn six years old. That's insane. That's nuts. Yep. Killin it. So cute. Is that a brother? Oh, I don't know if it's her brother. What a little battle. That's so cute. And I saw this on Adam Ray's account. Did you guys see this? No. This is the older video.

I didn't know. So he just posted this. She was an ass on her. She's an ass on her The only thing is this is a fake video. Oh, that sucks. Her name is Laylay Ponds She does vines and like her whole thing was that she would trip in front of stuff and like It was like embarrassed. Yeah, so she does stuff like this where she falls over Yeah, got me. Oh Yeah, some guy goes this would does stuff like this where she falls over She got a new one. Yeah got me. Oh

Yeah, some guy goes this would be great if it was real. Oh Those hilarious I think go away She has a son or though she did you should see her before and after photos She did a real Lay Ponds. She's a huge creator. Oh, okay's a quick one. Does just Floyd me weather with hair? Holy fuck you looks weird. He looks like a B Yeah, looks like a owner Yeah, again money done by happiness my ass look at his hair And he's beard he had he had plug

Yeah, he's a hundred beard. Wow just super hairy now. Good for him beard. He had plugged out the beard too. He said he had 100 beard. Wow. Just super hairy now. Good for him, man. He looks cool. Yeah. Yeah, I actually like him with the hair. It'll take a little time to adjust, because I, he looks so different now.

But it looks fine. That's pretty much it, boys. It's definitely awkward. What was he? That's it. He's a shabies head before. Yeah, he's always, usually bald. But his hair was always,'s it. That's it. Yeah, he's always going. But his here was going though. Yeah. Oh, he's always had to know his hair was going. Yeah.

I feel like that was wondering why he shaped his head. Hold up. Scroll up to what he said about Jake Paul. Right there. Oh, yeah. That that was part of the current events too but since it's no really I don't know how believable it is. What do you mean? I mean I don't know it's not unlike all the big news. It's just your salt stuff. Yeah. I mean it it was a girl. A TikTok girl saying that. Yeah. Yeah. But so to think of the nerve for Floyd Mayweather say this kid is so thirsty he's harassing females. That's like Michael Jackson posted video of a guy hanging out with kids but you believe this guy? This is not.

Some people don't understand the word no. And then he doesn't leave comments. He does this all. He knew he knew why. He just tried all of that. He knows why. I think he's just trolling. For sure.

Everyone little jelly monster, Jake Paul, man. I don't know, I don't know why. I don't know much about him or anything, but I mean, he, wait, he did what he said he was gonna do, like, yeah. But why do people not like him? Because he, Oh no, I guess he's known as a sort of a troll.

He's like the most, he's like the most dislike guy on YouTube I'm not the biggest fan of Jake. I Been starting to like Logan a little more. I just don't I'm not a fan of Jake, but why I Just don't like his I like I just I always cocky. Yeah, and he thinks he's hot shit I hate it all like cocky yeah and he thinks he's hot shit I hate it all like Tron before a fight yeah, I understand but I just the shit he said about McGregor and his wife that that was Two person online yeah, that that that was over the line. I can if I was McGregor I wouldn't I wouldn't take the fight like I'm saying if I was McGregor

I would have shown up to Jake Paul's house with three million dollars cash and I'm not gonna give you what you want I'm not gonna fight you on camera. You and I are gonna fight right now when I'm gonna kick the shit out of you And you and you can keep the money, but then Connor's not gonna get paid on that at that point I would like like I said if I'm saying if I was gonna I would get my Also crosses the line when he talks and I like he's just a punk like yeah, he's just a punk I also said something about a ask her his wife and and asking just left or he called her thick and I

Think that's a young person thing like I like my wife. Yeah, he goes I want to get I think she's sexy as she's thick It's hot. He's like I don't get how that's it is He was he never like a shit talker like when it came Ben huge shit talker. I was cute. He didn't seem to really do it Not enough to this yeah, I Also want to see him go up against a real Stand-up boxer and so talk like fire us real stand-up fighter and talk to shit like Ben Askerin great fighter like He can fight but he's you know he's never been a stand-up fighter But here's my thing with all this Christian remember like everyone keeps saying that it's the popular thing

Do hate on Jake and I get why he gets the hate remember he only has three fights? No, no, I know and he like he like who's your favorite fighter boxer probably javante davis did you ever see javante davis's third fight ever uh no yeah and I know I I agree with you yeah like it's bullshit no don't get me like like so everyone wants to like you ever I think the problem is everyone's putting Jake in the same lane as like a canal alvarez or say it you he's gonna take a full one of his own world man. No don't get me wrong he has a really good potential like he has like he has nice punches he has a lot of power and obviously you're gonna have a lot of stuff to work on that early

on in your boxing career so I'm just saying like maybe like if he was like a little more humbler he thinks that he could take on Floyd Mayweather and that's ridiculous to me. I mean, so this is brother But that they're just doing it for paydays, you know, that's like that tick-tock type of generational shit Yeah, yeah, I think the prom and the hate for switch from the fight will comes on them when people view it as the same as like You know, Izzy or fucking Kelvin Gaslam, like they're in completely differently. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't put too much emphasis on, I mean, they have their shit, you know?

What do you think about, isn't Bryce Hall fighting now? What do you think about that? Bryce Hall, the, one of the TikTokers, one of the TikTokers starting to try to box now too. Apparently he has a fight coming up. I heard about this. See, I think this is where it's gonna get dicey because like I think people are gonna see the fame and the notoriety and the money Jake's making.

But the other thing is Jake and Logan were athletes before their TikTokers. Like this, this, this, I mean, come on. Yeah, Jake. Logan was like a pretty good wrestler. Really good. Yeah, really good in the high. Really. Oh, he's just a TikTok or anything. But that's the problem is now you can get guys like this

coming out where that's where it becomes a shit show. Is it because it's the money? And they have nothing to do like Ramara as a YouTuber. They cons get to come up with that off factor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why Logan Paul created a podcast, which is one of the biggest in the world now. You're making money off that because that shelf life

of creating that bullshit shock factor, there's only so much shelf life. They can't do it for so long. That's why Jake's gone to boxing, but those kids are dedicated to their athletes. So it's like this kid's just doing it because like, oh look at Jake. And he doesn't want to do it.

He's not really going to do it. I mean, I hope he doesn't. I hope he gets his ass beat, but he probably well or he's going good Jake. Yeah, and he doesn't want to do it. He's not really gonna do it. I mean, I hope he doesn't. I hope he gets his ass beat, but. He probably will or is he's gonna fight another YouTuber and it's gonna be a shit product and there's a lane for it and he might make a few bucks. But, you know, Jake Paul's like dedicated his life to it. Yeah.

And that's why you're seeing like, you know how hard, whether the shit, you know how hard is a knock to do down in a minute. Especially if I can't just knock out a pro. If I actually to fight one when the camera goes out here, be tough for you to knock him out. Yeah, be tough. And especially the like, someone like Ben Askren too.

Like to knock him out. Robbie Lawler could knock him out. Yeah, that's why I was just about to say that the fight where Robbie Lawler slammed Ben Askren on his neck, got on top of him and started beating his face in. Still can knock him out. Yeah, and then Ask and I've winning that fight It's not that's why I

I see again I know people hate him and you know and he does some terrible shit But as far as fighting goes it's like three fights and doonies and starching guys like there's something there I already know the lane for before that for that world like the problem is people You can ask is that world no one's No one's beat him yet in that world. Really a late world. Look at how many people watched it. Think how many people are asking me about the fight in April.

Oh so many people. No, did you hear anyone mention Whitaker? No more people asked you about the Ascreen and... That's it? Paul fight. Like there's something there. Yeah. You got something to watch again?

What did you say? Were you stoked about it too? The fight? Yeah. I had watch a cat? What did you say? Were you stoked about it, too? The fight? Yeah. I never been stoked about fight. Even this one, Jay Paul. Oh, it's, it's whatever to me. Okay. I'm never been like, we watched it.

You were there, but you weren't like, yeah, you were asking questions, but you weren't. I'll ask questions. You wouldn't care if we didn't watch it, though. No. Okay. That's it. What do you want? Like, it's like the UFO.

Yeah, I don't get. It was like must see TV for me. Like're eyes like I'm gonna get off stage at 10 The we're trying to figure out like the main card the main fight won't start to a probably 1130 They got be before we're like rushing to make sure I saw yep, so you can see the fight before Jake's With Regis. Oh The guy pretended that he got it. Yeah, yeah, I just want that he just want out. Yeah, I just want to make sure like that was Insane that the whole thing was a shit show. Yeah, the production everything was a show I know there was like eight concerts in between two fights

I felt like I was watching like a virtual Coachella concert or something Yeah, it was nuts like I said it's Larry rehab boxing. Yeah, like there are a bunch of has bands Oscar Delho is I'm more cocaine than God. It's just like it's a Larry rehab boxing. Like there are a whole bunch of has-bans. Oscar Delhoet is on more cocaine than God. It's just like, it's a shit show. I love Joe Jocad, I love Justin Bieber. I like all the, yeah. They just need to tighten up the production and get rid of the circus.

That belt looked like it was a bought at party city though, that wasn't really. I was like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he get Snoop Dogg, it was a shit show. Yeah. So Kat, did you watch the fight? Did you watch it? Did you watch it? Yeah, we watched the fight after the L-pack-a-farm. It was just one of those things where we took a nap in between when we started to realize that it was just a concert and then maybe we'd wake up and see a fight going on.

And you guys saw the fight? Yeah, we saw the fight. Yeah, it was interesting. Yeah, something something there. Think of me, people I'm so curious how many people watched it. Now, some of you I think about too is those that that Jake Paul audience, they're really internet savvy. So I would imagine over half of them didn't pay for that thing. He can get stream streaming leaks and they like usb Disney with UFC like UFC's hard to stream I'm pretty I bet a most kids watch that for free. Oh, it's right here. Did at least

At least 1.45 million and then add in the legal streams you out at that you're talking three to four million people watch that at least yeah So think about this so it it could be $2 million. And he gets a fucking share of the pay-per-view buys. So he probably made, you know, I bet five to six million. Wow, look, it's Tommy Fury. He's calling him out too.

He's calling out Tommy Fury? No, Tommy Fury is calling out Jake Paul. He won't fight Tommy Fury. No, no, there's no way. Tommy Fury is not a big enough name. B, he's't fight topic. No, no, there's no A. It's not a big enough name B. He's a professional boxer. C. He fights that light heavyweight like Yeah, isn't Dylan Dana supposed to fight Jake Paul next? It's what they're thinking. I think it could be Mike Perry Who do you got that?

I would say that should be even money. Yeah, that's a good fight. My parents, UFC fighter He's a dog. He's a dog. He's a dog. And he's known for striking too. Like if he beats Mike Perry, people are gonna have to give him some credit. Like make Perry's a knockout. Uh-huh. Nice fallin' on hard times, but he's still.

Oh, what the? That's like one of the worst nose injuries you've ever seen in fighting. Who did that to him? Who was it? You heard somebody you don't know. Oh, God. You know, right, yeah. I'm like, yeah, who did that to him? Who was it? You put somebody you don't know. Oh, God. You don't write, yeah, like, yeah. Hey, who did that to him? You write.

You can be up his record. Yeah, it was like, okay, where's he recently from? New York, how do you get started? No, I'm joking. I don't know. I'm not gonna give it all up. He was. It's that's Flint, Michigan.

They're similar size too, man. Oh, that he's the size of Jake. Similar, big at fight. And he's no punk, he is a chin, a big at fight. And he's a legit fighter with stand up. That'd be a next, nice step. Like Dylan, if I'm his man, I go Dylan down, it's Mike Perry.

It's interesting though, right? Yeah. Is that Jen? That's it. All right, kids. The screws in Austin, Texas this weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, late show at, ooh, you got on the list.

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And I'll set you up my boys at Suplex. Oh, yeah He'll be set. Oh, yeah, they already have you up. They got tickets to shit. Yeah, they'll be Through yeah, so you're in Michigan. Wait, you're there when we're in Kentucky. Yeah, all right I know I love Kentucky Kentucky has my heart. I've never been there. You know, but I can tell you I've been everywhere I've never been in Kentucky. Literally. I've been everywhere. Oh, never been Lincoln. Tucky literally. I've been everywhere Oh, you're doing that comedy off Broadway. I have no club. Oh, you know, you know, click on it chin where am I at? They just tell me where to go these days. Yeah I think it's coming off

That the only thing that I think that's the one. I think that's the one. Yep. You're right. Call me a fraud I was right There it is everybody likes that club. That's pretty fun. Really? Yeah. And then I can go on the whiskey tours too. Yeah. Boys can be faded, Fadated, but a little bit better. You don't come somebody doing whiskey tours every day. Hey, man. Do you whiskey tour? Thanks, man? I'll I would just smell the shit, you know what I mean? That's cool. I like smelling whiskey. I know those weird Hi kids I know that was weird. Yeah, it was weird. I kids were. On the in, bringing my leakage, you put everybody going in, wake up early in the morning, press playin' let's get it in Cause we rockin' with the fighter ain't he rollin' with the kids

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