The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 678

Episode Date: April 26, 2021

The guys recap their trip to Austin Texas and talk 2021 Oscars, 60 Days In, Jay Schaub, Malik and Justin doing the skiichallenge, VHS tape felony, Chet Hanks sliding into Lizzo's DM's and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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In the kids fight her in the kids fight her in the kids Fat Kate put it see on the end you are now told dance of the fighter and the kids You know those links for a legal UFC streaming on there. Yeah, what you doing? Yeah, it says you to see go and start soon watch it watch it free now Hey, you know me every time there's a paper view. Oh wow Cuz people forget sometimes I love can't be too big from can't be too big a favorite forget you see 261 21 We got to see some of in the green room are we on chin? We got to see some of in the green room. Are we on chin?

We're gonna get it baby. We got that steam mask on huh? You got some nerve Seeing any innocent black just being shot. Yeah, you want to wait man For one party. I'm celebrating push I see no more record in the country right now. He said company Hey company I like this I like this I like to support my favorite rappers so you're You're Ramadan is like your college degree What does that mean Suspac what you you on that remix Ramadan? Yeah, so you eat twice and no once once I and then you ate in Naples. I said yeah one day. It's on on I just What did you do for a day you ate you cheated in Austin? Yeah, yeah cuz it was that we went to that high spot

And you went to the it wasn't a sign it was not the Creole spot. Yeah, right now. It's a dull Allie's your king. I told you that cat that came around. Yeah, I think it's that dog. I'm so there's your cat Wow, no we can't feed it. it yeah you guys kept bringing around mark was fuck how the cat you don't like cats either I didn't touch it I don't I was all upon that can you see marker the cat bro he has three of them oh he has cat he has cat he's picking up by the fucking neck it's it well because yeah I guess like that's how their mom carries them I guess seems aggressive when his big ass

I know he's got a they need a mom I'm just a tiny little mouth you got the big dick beaters You got that fucking dick beaters grab that big ass you speak He's like they like this like I don't think so no he like it when he was like rubbing his back Big ass I don't think so, though. He did like it when he was like rubbing his back. Yeah, the biggest hammer. I toss a dog. I'm like deathly allergic to cats. Jay, he just like, I'm like, oh Jay's like outside.

Yeah, Jay liked the cat. That's a stray cat. We'll mean Jay, grow with cats. My parents say, oh, damn, we got allergies year-round. That's strange. Orts the cat, you fucking idiots. Oh, I got Ricola in the car. Ricola?

Oh, yeah. Cauterot. Yeah, car. Oh, really I really I'm good right now. You good? Okay? I powered out Yeah, big Mark Harley came to Austin with this joint join the squad you join the squad You can't play the recap videos because the music chin the music yeah, I can just play it without With audio to that dog without audio That shit looks lit as fuck squad here squad how good is Peter at these videos man He's like the goat. Yeah, he's pretty dope kills that shit look at Mark. Yeah, I took Mark to Action dog. He shuts the streets down. He's gonna stop

Remember one woman she he walked by a group there in the rest are she like I guess I'm One woman she he walked by a group there in the rest of she was like just him They were literally like hitting like hitting the window like trying to get his attention and shit and every time a woman talks when they grab Yeah, everybody trying to fuck Mark. Yeah, everybody girls Cowboys outnostres. Yeah, they're like, yeah, you got a pretty mouth. Yeah, he said it. I said I heard it. I said you pretty Yeah, he's a interesting looking dude. Yeah, hey So I think he was a LA I mean, uh, he's a LA 1010 LA 1010 depends Austin. He was a 20 Mark see their LA 10 or LA want like there's no there's no middle ground when I show my friends, but she girls I'm like, yeah, me is fine. Those but oh my god. He's weird looking

Between Girls are like, yeah, me is fine. Those are like, oh my god, he's weird looking. Like there's no in between. And all of a sudden, he's 20. He's 20 and all of a sudden, I saw it. He holds 20 and all of a sudden. People take more pictures of him than anybody else. I know, yeah, people, they kept calling him hella Mark, because that's his, yeah, hand, IG handle.

Haters would say, haters would say, oh shit, hella Mark's here. Yeah, I want him on the road all the time. He says, he's fine. He's on his health. He's so fun. Awesome was dope, though, right? Yeah, I had a saying, oh shit, he'll have a mark here. Yeah, I want him on the road all the time. He says fun. He's so fun. Awesome was dope though, right? Yeah, I had a great time. Everything about Texas is dope. We had a bunch of boys come through.

Basically, the entire comedy store is out there now. Employees, managers, all the comedians, all of a sudden, Adam Ray, Fahim, there he's been it. There's Bennett. He will stop by. David Lucas destroyed. He was so funny, man. He has to cut the curties as well.

He's the work of the comedy story. Yeah, he came. Oh, he ever saw Curtis. Yeah, David Lucas when that girl came in, I was like, y'all need anything and not say anything. But they get their base of that face. No, he said play face.

He's like, he's just lighting face face. He's just lighting people And then when Rose knocked out wheyly, he's like that's for COVID bitch She lost yeah, that's for COVID bitch This is Saturday night. Oh, my man. It's just like the Drake record bringing got the tattoo on his leg. Oh, this is Saturday night. Oh, this Saturday? Oh, man, it's just like the Drake record. Bringing got the tattoo on his leg. Oh my God, it took him, I got that one hurt. That one hurt that too. That one didn't hurt.

It was the back when the CA on the back. Oh, that hurt. Dog. And but like I came in because legs hurt more than anything. My ribs hurt the most, but legs is right up there. So I was all hyped. I didn't want to do it. And I was like, all right, let's just knock this out.

First like two and a half hours, I was like, oh, this is easy, I got this man. And then at some point, your threshold just hits when you untatted and your body's like, nah, dog, let's get out of here. It's fun to talk to you. I told him, how much longer you got, dog? Cause I am struggling.

Damn, he finished it though, right? He finished the outlines, but then he's gonna meet up with us in Houston and Oklahoma to finish it. Cause I'm doing full sleep from my knee down. Yeah, that shit is, bro. I don't know if I want to touch my legs. I saw the agony you was in. I know, right?

I was the first three hours, I was fine. And then whatever, just like that three hour mark and I was like, how much longer do you have? He's like, get your I'm helping you. I'm like, I'm gonna get a fuck. How much longer you got? I'm good with however it looks right now. This is what I want.

Yeah. I'm tattooed, man, before the show is as well. Really kept saying that stage look like a slipknot stage. It's interesting, huh? Yeah. But they were lit to dope venue, yeah. That late show Friday though I said this on stage. Yeah, you're gonna make shapel relapse man. I've never seen shapel go off before

They just kept they were to you know, they're not used to come They've never had a like a headline comic there that's done full weekends. Yeah, so they've never had a late show So usually the people there's off six street the people there, you know, they're loud talking. I'm talking the most rowdy room we've ever had in our entire tour. Oh, yes, it's the whole tour. Yes, since we've been touring, I think that's probably the most rowdy room I've ever seen in my life. Oh, yeah. Out of six years of this. I want to say for me too, that's probably the most rowdy. I'm talking yelling and wouldn't stop. Wouldn't stop stopped they were so bad. She's like Make sure to fuck up You shut the fuck up

They were told should pay. I love you. He was I don't love you eat a dick I said eat a dick because the person was like he was he was talking to me We kept like rolling over my jokes and then I was like hey, man You like just just stop, you know what I mean? And then he was like that's Texas and I was like eat a dick, you know, I mean it's not Texas That's you being disrespectful. Then I fell lay down for the trick one for the team. I had to take one for a deal And I told them I said hey, I'll bring it back and I brought it back. Yeah, you finished strong. Yeah, cuz then then they were all scared I came out there and they're all scared

Yeah, cuz then then they were all scared. I came out there and they're all scared I mean, it's just I mean I get it like I mean like that six three this fucking crazy So they're probably like oh, we're gonna see bringing on and Vulcan which is on six three and string before It's yeah, that's dream before which like there's a freaking massive amount of bars on that street So a bunch of people just came in and got drunk. And he, because they started kicking out like tables. And it was funny because the first day when I saw it get kicked out, there's one dude in the group that I was talking

and his people were trying to tell him to stop. He just ran, but he just didn't know. They all got kicked out and they were so mad at him. My boy Tony Hinchcliff stopped by, did a set. Oh yeah at boy Tony hinge cliff stop by did a set oh Yeah, he did a set to the whole squad's out for him was for him was on the late Layshow. Yeah, he's not he power through it. Yeah, he powered through it because they were talking with him and then At the top at the top at the top and then I don't yeah I don't know what was when I got on they just like they're excited to see you to like they get excited as fuck

Yeah And it's different. I mean, I think this is this venues first run it I had a guy doing comedy shows I paint to channel is hard. Why bring it? Oh, you see that painting? Yeah, yeah, you painted it like where all you're all up on stage That's so dope. It's hard. That is sick. Good stuff. Yeah, I really don't. He feels comfortable.

She is good. He's shipping it to me. Oh, yeah. It's going up in the man cave. All right, I'd go up in the new Thickboy Studios for sure. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you got a man cave. We should have him fly out and decorate the wall of the new studio.

That'd be the movie dope. He was cool He was really dope. Uh, his name is I. Chris Roger. What did he have like a mohawk? Yeah, that little uh, that little uh, Wakanda. Oh, he did have a mohawk now, but he changed it up Well, that's a mohawk. But look at we're bringing him. You know, I have a mohawk now. He got that Wakanda cut. It's take a little while Yeah, how you how you want me to be able to tell when he's got a hood on. You're gonna take it off. Oh, it takes it off? I want.

Take it off when I was there. Yeah, he was great. Oh, he's all stoked, look at him. Yeah. We didn't get too crazy on food there. I feel like. I feel like. I feel like it was talk goes, Doug.

Oh, yeah, we didn't have many who really had two, but their best breakfast talk tacos I've ever had Granny granny. They're called grannies. Granny's taco. He digs It was like the flower tortillas. Yeah, that's who's talking called granny's tacos. They know what I fucked up when I went at the group chat I don't have Christian on there. He probably thinks it's 12 30. Oh Yeah, oh Just realize that shout the granny's tacosers though. Shout out to Granny's talkers. That shit was dope. Oh, in that video, my the Tiger thick whiskey guys were there.

He was there. He was in town doing something, but he also gave me heads up the our labels won a bunch of awards dog. Oh, so yeah, got a trophy come for it even hits the shells With the Grammys and shit DJ brin all you do is a wean. Oh, okay, let me see that So what you gonna do with this yeah, you gonna keep that on why you wear that oh my Lower Yeah, you know you were for a reason Hell yeah Like that's how it goes for you. I'm not about to walk away

What if you had if you had a grill with that? Oh? Oh, the reason why I got it I worked cuz Yesterday, oh, I got home with my girl. It was a sign. I'll be I'll be honest. I like a bitch It was a sign that said yo my boat my boat my ball pet python is loose Called this address if Unified if you find it's been missing since Saturday and we only have like six units They see how big it was oh no, it was a picture though. I should tell you. There's a grown man snake It's a grown man snake. I don't get why grown man have snakes right?

There's a grown man snake. It's a grown man snake. I don't get why grown men have snakes. Right. As a kid, our man is the... A python. The actual... Our man has got snakes. That explains scorpion.

Yeah, now spiders. So we're right across the hall from... Hurry, we kind of like lead. You know, we can get in through you guys, through, goes through the door, right? Or the ventilator. Or the ventilation system. Oh, yeah.

So it's just, it's six weeks. You really snakes really kick it in the minute? I don't know, but either way, I don't wanna six you make really kick it in the minute. I don't know But it either way. I don't want to see him outside. He's just not poison us though. It's just gonna bite you a pipe Yeah, yeah If he's big enough he can fucking tie you know that thing was big how big though Yeah, you have a picture. Yeah, let's go to a ball. I'm ball pipe. Yeah, but all sizes, you know like how how scared we have to be Yeah, yeah, what size they say it was, Mel.

See, that's exactly what it was. Those are those are those are those that pretty much everyone like has that's like your. That's your standard. Yeah, that's my son's B day party. Those fucking. Yeah, I saw your face. Oh, I don't answer huge

Yeah, that's what it was so it's been missing society. I don't know. She's crazy She has a big ass like breaking bad RV. Oh, it's a woman. It's a woman. And a single single. Yeah, but she has like dudes come over and it now. Oh, really? Yeah. Like so she's right across the street. She hot. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But she crazy. I'm baddy with a pipe. You got it. Yeah. Listen, you're not mentally stable and have a pet snake. Yeah. So you don't think Ari Manus is mentally stable? No. No, you know this. dude darkest fuck you see opener for Theo You tell me if he's mentally stable he still has his oh look at a picture of me in a wheelchair with him as you in a wheelchair

Why did this sketch for them? It was like we did a sketch about a Christian comedy tour You're like Drake when he was in digressy. I know comedy tour. You look like Drake when he was in Degrazi. I know. I'll take that. Now it looks like a fucking shady gofund me page. Yeah. Oh, he was in a car. He helped Chappelle get his feet back. If you don't see the sides of the wheelchair, you almost look like a little person. Oh, I do. Yeah. It was some skit they did. Yeah, well, some skits we did about like, is that we were doing like a Christian comedy tour or something like that and we were we made like a clean comedy? No, no, no, no, it was a sketch. Oh, that was just a sketch

And yeah, we just made cat text Christian for me so you didn't feel left out that looks so happy That's how I was supposed to look That's been years ago. Yeah, that was years ago. Because you look skinny. Yeah, I still had a, what? No, no disrespect. But you look like a lot of fans gave me a lot of compliments over the weekend. You put on muscle.

Yeah. You look big. Yeah, they kept doing it. They're like, damn. Yeah, you put on muscle. Yeah, what's up? What's up, then? I didn't do that.

I didn't punch at them, but still, you know? I appreciate it. Oh, anything new with Sheila Yeah, what's up with that? Yeah, no Jay. Jay said we're gonna take it We're gonna go to your guy and crack. Yeah, he's gonna get a house on Greg. Yeah, so no one no one won't you really? Skrag though. You have to be ready to go I'm ready to go But they a lot of fans they keep playing though like bro. I'm over here in UK. I would get it I know yeah, that doesn't mean yeah, I won would get it. You might man stop it. I know, yeah, that is even big. Yeah, that is even big.

I would get it man, but yeah, no. No. No. Greg was saying, I guess there's a big market for this kind of cars. It's low on this. Like, it's high miles and shit like that. And you know, that price range, like they can't, they need them.

So he's asking me. Is it because like a lot of parents buy that for like their kids? I don't know. I guess right now the economy, like people want this high mileage, like small cars. Mm-hmm. Wow. Weird, huh?

That is way too early like what? Yeah, I don't make no sense. Yeah, and also I just got a detail You got value in your bag. I just got detail and I the check linge the check engine light was on to get off So get off how'd you get it all I went to the mechanic come on. Yeah, what the mechanics there was He was like man, you should fuck but nah he uh he literally said Some about the exhaust pipe or something like that, whatever that, the, the, some of my hair filter. Yeah, I didn't get it let it breathe. So that's why I did check. That's why I failed the small thing. That's nothing. Yeah, so I got to fix. So nah, I was ready to go. But it passed the small test. That's the small test. Yeah,

I might say. Yeah, yeah. No, Greg can sell that bitch. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, yeah. And she was on the good. Yeah. Yeah. Cool cool ski mask down cuz you move it on up chain cat. What you guys do this weekend This weekend, I went to supernova comedy last night The outdoor comedy show it's in like the outskirts of the West Hollywood It's a circle stage My mark mark Stevens how did he do he performed? Mark Stevens. It's a circle stage. Yeah. Oh, my Mark Stevens, how did he do? He performed there. Mark Stevens.

It was a big lineup. Yeah. That's the stage. Does that Mark Sir tell us? Yes, that's what Mark said. Yes. That's what Mark said. It was cool.

It was cool. It was really fun. The only thing is that in the middle of the show, police officers were looking for people. And so you can hear sirens in the back. And then there was a helicopter with a spotlight, like just driving around. That's the L.A.

It was on Melrose. Stevie took you? Yes, Stevie took me. Was he, did he go up? No, we were just watching. I was just watching, hanging. Yeah. Stevie's just a fan now.

Because Anthony, what's his name? Anthony. Anthony, Mark Chatella. No. Anthony, Jessyn? Yes, he was performing it. Oh God, they have the same cadence. Yeah, Steve. Steve's got the like slow pace, but yeah, it was really fun. The only another weird thing is there was a girl who brought her dog like a big dog Big fluffy white dog to the comedy show. It's outdoor though. Yeah, no, but it's not like a place where you would bring a dog.

There's just people like that. That's that vibe. Yeah, everyone's packed closer than like a socially distance show, I would say. Yeah, how many people was it? Yeah. I remember seeing, I want to say six, seven, yeah, it was packed. Yeah, six or seven hundred? No, 6 or 7 people go up, but then it was like a- Oh, yeah, only people though in the crowd. I wouldn't be able to guess. I would say they're not 100. I would say maybe like 60 to 80. It's pretty good for that venue, it was packed.

Oh, yeah, I got it. I applied myself on during this entire pandemic. I went to the New Me Zoom or any outdoor shows. It was cool though, that outdoor show was fun. Yeah, yeah. What does this thing- That stuff though, that outdoor show was fun. Yeah, yeah. What is the state of that? That one looks like a different vibe. It's dope, yeah.

Theo did it, it says great. Yeah. Mark's told me to deal with it, but when I'm home, man, we were torn so much, I'm shut down. Yeah, that is true. Shut it down. Let me go in there. Going in like, Chan, what'd you do?

Channing getting in. Actually, I met up with my buddy Trevor, his producer engineer, guy. Had Korean barbecue with him, and then my music is gonna be on Spotify and iTunes. Oh, finally. Oh, thanks. Congrats, man.

Oh, yeah. But they're mostly just cover songs. But still, I mean, it's fun. I never run it. Come on, man. You gotta be kidding. He produced the engineer's music or he does podcasts. Oh, no, music.

Purely music. Some dudes who's coming for your job at Austin, the guy who does Kill Tony works there, he's like, I will move to LA. I was like, did you just move here? He's like, what was that? I forget. Oh, who's the guy?

I don't know, but he works for the New York City. He wants to reason to come back. Yeah, I think you just get here. Yeah, everyone hot, I mean, all the comics out there are stoked, stoked for Boston. Yeah, stoked. But I'll tell you what, I will, it is lit, but I love LA.

I'm not like LA. It's something like, will you land like, oh, what I'm saying? Oh, my God. The feeling of, I mean, the feeling just, shoes I allow you. I love LA. Yeah. And then I go, I hate new something. Yeah, like afterwards. Yeah. Also, I got to argue with this guy yesterday. I was over Chinese chicken wings What's I have for postmates?

Why would you argue about someone with Chinese chicken wings because he said his way better You know you love wing stuff, right lemon pepper. I thought right I like my girls wings. They're way better wings Is that is that have you had Chinese chicken wings? Yeah, yeah, okay It do you he is like that's the top the best like this guy What type of training should go. Yeah with the word comic, but who he's a comic. Yeah, you legit. All right, he legit Chris, you know, he got he's gonna touch you to pick that up. Yeah, you know, um, but but uh Chinese What what what's this it what, what's Nishted is he?

He's a white guy. Okay. I guess I trust white guys. Okay, exactly. I'm listening. So I was like, bro, you haven't been the wings thought. You haven't been the JT. He's never been the JT's rowing stuff?

No, no, you're been the, no, he's from Maine. Oh, no, did you have a, oh, you don't count. You don't count. You don't count? Oh, but I, I don't even entertain it. I had it. It's a, you, you're entertaining. The funniest stuff. What do you mean? No don't even entertain it. I had it. You're entertaining. The funniest stuff.

What do you mean? No, but he had a legitimate... Do you know this one? Him and Jay started talking. I leave the room now. Yeah. My brain doesn't just say. Yeah.

Him and Jay can... The dumbest like debates. No, it's not. I think... Well, not even a dumbest. I just can't believe you guys have the energy for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know Jay got that.

It's time. Yeah. We argue over a lot. Everything for it. Yeah, you know, Jake got that in time. Yeah, we argue over a lot, everything. Everything. You try to argue what is that night as well. What are you talking about? You're like, damn, LeBron better enjoying it. Oh my God. I'll be like, I see you later.

I'm like, oh, dude. I was watching that. I was enjoying my, don't watch anything around them. I mean, they just talk through the entire show. Yeah, we need, I didn't even, you watch the last dance,'s like oh that's John stalked him and goes into him about John I'm like it's affected all right no so I can't even start for a reason

me while I was not even about John's stuff is about the bulls I hear you give you a great fat this stuff like that's like Jay no it's not that's not what you know Jay like to talk Christian that's my bad I forgot you in the group chain I know that's what I mean I sent everyone but you that's my bad. I thought you were in the group chain No, that's what I mean. I sent to everyone but you that's on me dog. Hey, it happens though Hey, Stevie would have loved it this Airbnb. We had because there was a bunch of good times Ooh with that voice yeah, silky voice Oh, you got it. I kept asking y'all it to Chin. Oh, you got it? I kept asking.

Yo, a jamming. Oh, yeah, he asked me to play this same song. That's one of my favorite songs. You'll see it. Is it the Dave Matthews band one? No, no one can play it. Too hard. I can't play Dave Matthews.

No one can play Dave. I mean, the band of the guitar was like this little, it was like a little kid. Travel? Spanish guitar. It was like for little kids. I like Yucca Leili. No, no, no. You tried.

You know sometimes when you, I still gotta give you, you know, because you tried, because I know you don't know guitars. Yeah, but you know, Yucca Leili is a guitar. So are you with my friends? Did you send it to him? Yes, I sent to him. Oh, yeah, no, yeah, he asked me to play this song every night Is it was it was important that I was one is one of my favorite songs, too

Yeah, we're doing it. Yeah, we're Jim. It's a hard song to sing because that dude sings it very high No, but you was a you tackled that I know a hard song to sing because that dude sings it very high. What you was a you tackled with that. I know. The markers playing the drums on his leg. Oh yeah. He was because you were playing Nirvana. Uh-huh. I was playing some Nirvana. I wish I had rock out like that. I know the songs but I can't rock out like that. You got the voice. You got the voice. You got a voice. That for some of the songs that James addiction I don't. Oh that's it. Yeah. It's a trouble. Do you get it yet? Yeah, no really?

You know the air drop fuck you got air drop Anyways, it was Jane says but the shapel version yeah What's the difference between the original and the shapel version the voices yeah the voices it was to the point that I'd never heard this song I was like oh shapel kill it. Yeah, oh yeah, I was about to the real version how probably heard he is. I was like do you know the song? Really after this weekend I know it What do you listen to? Now yeah, I listen all the now CDs no

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Do what can you do it wouldn't even air drop? Yeah? All right And you do it wouldn't even air drop Yeah, all right Jane Really? Sergio you know this Jim what happened to that band it treat me like I heard Can't do thank God Oh, that's not what he sounded like an air bb. That was off with the guitar sound more legit. Yeah, I know this thing with guitars I was about to turn a assignment like oh that was dreadful

Oh you are I miss Simon American Idol man. They're too nice. It's a really yeah, they don't you got to have a ruthless person You need his real you have everyone's too nice to not you want to do bad like you know it was good at times At times I bet your next performance can be fantastic bro. What happened to sh- bring shaming back? Well, I don't know in his culture. You can't though. You know what a good social media does? Look what a different me? Like shaming's all over social media. Yeah, but they don't get paid for it Like, as you have a job, you like yo, you killin' some wine. But that's why Charlemagne's so big. Yeah That's true. But also he still gets slack as well. Like slack like sleeps in his mansion. Yeah, he don't get big

He gets slack. You right? I mean, I mean he I'm with you. I'm with that famous and get slack. I'm with you. I see like I don't know. I mean Shard Lane still rocks it. He's gonna say yeah It doesn't seem to bother him at all. I'm also show off How many shuttleman is out there you heard what you just said his opinions don't your opinions don't bother him Imagine like people American idol there was like oh online and stuff like that. They kind of like oh, I am being a little mean and stuff like that You know me what do you mean like the mentality? Oh, hey, why are you being mean to the

Interesting yeah, yeah, and they were came that's what I'm supposed to be about Simon Calder singer Simon Calder or or what are what is Simon Cal's background? Producer. He's the biggest bands in the world, so he knows talent. Exactly, so like, that was not him for being like, yeah, he'd be like, that was dreadful. Like that was not good, man.

Yeah, did you better? Yeah, because when you just want to be realistic, it's not good. No, I'm with you. You got to hear shit like that. Hey, down low to chin. Yeah, it's her. Oh, it's crazy.

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It's a nice song See how high it is I Just yeah, just was like a dog that note That's all I gave of James says because people don't let me live my life when I'm singing I would have gave the whole song, but just to start talking shit He was like you know, Mr. Clean teeth. He get clean teeth and now he can talk shit. He's acting all different. Got his own hotel.

I was like, all right, dog. He didn't stay with us, didn't he? Yeah, he was doing his own thing. He was doing his own thing. Good for him. Living his best life. Shout out to him. He told me he said, hey, dog, when you was,

when you was out on stage, man, I saw you, you know, getting, you know, root this and stuff like that. You know, I had your back. He just like, he was like, Justin, he was like, I just want to let you, what the fuck you go? I just want to let you know getting you know root this and stuff like that You know I had your back. He's like He's like you want to let you know. I was ready Nothing's better than see Justin sighted Jim. Yeah, we brought. Oh, we brought on it. Yeah Go to his Instagram and look at the picture of him next to Martin He's like Malik at a Barnes and Noble. He's just like Looking around look slowly like grabbing things I know yeah, he took the kettlebell. He started doing this for like five years. They can't start doing this

I feel like Mark had a video with him. Oh Yeah, you want to see a funny video go to My IG so the adjustments have look like they're melting I look this is what we did on top of the when everyone was getting tattooed this one we did the ski challenge I am obsessed with this watch this is the ski channel. I was dying Your brother You guys got Jay I come like in That's what they do on TikTok yeah, but now we just like up there But this is the ski challenge dance for young thugs hottest song right now

Dance with young thugs hot is on right now Look at Justin with the starp it is Jay go take over oh my god, he's a good start feeling it now. Oh, yeah You got that big Just to just start Yeah, you bring a different side out of Jay. Yeah, that is not. He didn't want to do it until Justin, like Jay, get your shit together. He started dancing. I'm obsessed with Jay dancing.

I'm going to do a no. Just so we can do dancers. You can do that more rhythm than your brother. Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. You and your brother dance similar, but you're a much looser. Like you can tell he's not comfortable. You have like written. Jay's not comfortable with everything. Well he listen this was Jay said he was I was like how is your ski challenge.

He was like it's not still it's not different than Jake's but looser than Kevin Hart's. And you see yeah because Kevin Hart he was loose right. And Jake's drink was so stiff. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. They're saying Jake. We're drinking on this. Yeah you missed on that dance. Oh yeah. You missed. Yeah. You missed. Yeah Oh, Drake. Yeah, they're saying Jake with Drake. Don't miss. Yeah, you missed on that dance. Oh, You miss me. Yeah, you miss me. You're gonna see him battle Chris Brown. Oh, oh, Oh, that is the best. Oh, that music. I was great. You want West Coast. I was closer. He's like, hey man, they all laughed. He's all. Don't forget ladies. Don't forget your boy. Don't forget about your boy and Drake. He's all ladies. Don't forget your boy. Yeah, don't forget about your boy drink.

Everyone's walked away. He's all. He goes, hey, give my phone out. Give my phone out. He said, we're going from the phone because you know my code. Come on. And then he goes, it's not working. It's all right.

No music. I'll do it without music. I'll do it without music. I'll do it without music. It takes a deep breath. He goes. All right. You were to sleep.

And the funny is this Chris Brown, like try not to laugh. Oh, it's hilarious. I love that video. Drink is great. Anyone watch the Oscars last night? No. I think that shit was produced by Trilla. That shit was awful. Oh, it was so low budget.

Watched it? Oh, yeah. I love that. I gave it a chance. I gave it a chance. It's tough because you got to realize, I know we're going to make fun of Hollywood being so woke and they try to go so far left. Oh, yeah, no makeup. That's fine. But the thing We need to bring back we need to bring bring your bag. Oh, dude is a Messiah day one you look like the ghost from the movie far left

anyway, so Oh, dude is a Messiah day one you look like the ghost from the movie far left anyway Yeah, it's just it's just the Oscars just like such an old platform man Like trying to figure it out was just awkward the whole time the production was low budget never heard of 99% the fucking movies Oh, they should have little rail host the host the whole thing real host. Yeah, no, they haven't you like this comedy bit like you give like the whole thing. No, no, no, they haven't do like this comedy bit like you give like celebrities mics and they they would ask some questions about the Oscars and no one knew what the fuck he was talking. It was so awkward, but it was funny. Like, it was the monologue? No, no, he was like, what's up? I'm a little well, you know, and there was like, you know, I'm asked a few questions, like, you know, they'd have the DJ, you know, the famous DJ from the Roots play, you know, oh, like what

song is this from? Did it win an award? It was like so. They were like trying too hard to be like, we're hip. We like black people. No, we like black people. What's love was the D. I was on a job.

Yeah. Oh, he's a DJ. Oh, he's a DJ. Oh, yeah. It was just, it was just a low budget. Like I bet the lowest rating is, it's that I saw a training. But they said Pinocchio. I guess Pinocchio, they had a live they said Pinocchio. I guess Pinocchio

They had a live action of Pinocchio the whole thing was a fuck shit. Wait, it literally look like Trilla Do I have a scene if you can try and talk talk about it? I just saw it all twer- Yeah, it was just it was weird damn. The only movie I saw that was even nominated with Sound of Metal You would like that movie. I don't know that movie. Well I heard that was really good. You can watch it on Amazon. What is it? Great movie.

It's a ball. He was up for a best movie. He loses his hearing, right? But he like trained his ass off to it. So he looked like a drummer. He's like shredded, but he knows that to play the drums. It's, you would love it. It's fucking good.

And what was that Norman Land? What was that? No madland? Yeah. Did you hear that that? No mad land? Yeah. What was that? Did you hear that one? No mad land. Because clear it was just like one.

It was like one. It was just like one. It was just like one. It was just like one. It was just like one. It was just like one. Yeah. It was just like one.

It was weird and then these actors think like, you know, like everyone gives a fuck about their agenda. It's like, dude, get your award. Get the fuck out of my face. They think you're like saving cancer and shit, it's like do you're an actor, chill. And they're just saying it should just, it just seems, they're doing what they think.

They people want to say. And like soft things. And like soft things. Nothing's real. They're, their jobs being fake. Yeah. So nothing is real. Nothing's real.

I don't think of ever more. I think the agents told them before like, hey, make sure you mention. I'm sure the team's like, like hey make sure you mention I'm sure the teams like hey make big tree Like PRG and have a tree talk about George Floyd, you know, I'm like all right. Oh, it's just it's just it's just all in authentic Yeah, they're really trying and it's like low, but that's the thing was a shit show and I like the Oscars Didn't last year's Oscars, didn't they all the actors that were in the Oscars do look a promo of them all apologizing or something? Yeah.

For like their white privilege, which is great. That was last year. It was fantastic. I didn't see that video. It was not. Yeah, you're on Twitter more than me, but you know what I'm saying? I don't see that shit.

They all got lit up. They did? Yeah, because it was like a black and white video. It's great. I wonder what was on it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm serious. It's out of cry. It video. It's great. Wonder what was on it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm serious.

It's out of cry. It brought. It's so bad. They got lit up so bad for it. Even black people are like, please stop doing this. It was so bad. I like you guilty. What'd you do?

What I tell you, any time you see a white person there for it with a bill on a mask on, they did some racist shit back in the day. Well, you're not racist. You're not that loud about it. They're always the most guilty. They're right there. Oh something yeah Right here the top 2016 no nice that last year no, it's black and white No, no, there it is I take responsibility. Oh, that's what it is. Oh for the in in double a seat

He was the best I take Responsibility Hollywood stars. They got Oh, and he was the best. I take responsibility. Hollywood stars. They got take roasted. Bro, he was the worst one. He was. Oh, I am from Breaking Bad. A number of Hollywood stars pledging to take responsibility.

You know how out of it. Oh, she's from that OG Simpson. No, she's from American horse. She's from a lot of it. Yeah, yeah, she's used. She's used, okay. America. It was so brutal.

It was all in the time. It was all in the minute. They're just so out of touch. You're like so out of touch. I take responsibility. He's my favorite. I take responsibility. Turn it off. Turn it off. I take responsibility.

Who is you? For every unchecked moment, for every time it was easier to ignore, than to call it out for what it off. I take response. What is you? For every unchecked moment for every time it was easier to ignore than to call it out for what it was You better seem frozen. I'm so just a throw him in my favor He's the north star for fashion. What are you doing every blatant in just this no matter how big or small? You have read here. You're good. She was reading off. Yeah, she was Every time I except you have read here. You're good You just checking on which one's the big red hair. I'm sorry.

You have red hair, you're good. Black people are being slaughtered in the streets, killed in their own homes. These are our brothers and sisters, our friends, our family. We are done watching them die. We are no longer offenders. You're gonna cry. We will not be able to produce enough. Enough is enough. I will no longer allow an unchecked moment.

He's reading something. Oh for sure. They all are stereotypes. Not gonna allow your eyebrows to carry on like this. They're doing a self-tax. They're doing a self-, dude. But they thought this was gonna be like a good thing, dude. Even the far left was like this, ain't it? Video games with your nephew should not be a death sentence. Shopping in a store should not be a death sentence. Business as usual should not be life threat. All right, that's too awkward. Yeah, I'm done.

You can hit Pops. It's funny, it's only two minutes long, I feel so long. I was on the two Yeah, I stand again. Who is she? I'm a genius. I hate who's that? Ali raiseman we got her on an internment. Look at him. Prosecuted they are murderers. We can turn the tide It is time to take responsibility

Call out hate best performance. Yeah, I've ever had and take action It is time to take responsibility Call out hate best performance. Yeah, we had and take action That was the I take responsibility there you go There you go with that scheme and I take responsibility I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. What what race is shit that those actors do that? We're like, yeah, I'll do it. Yeah, cuz anybody else. I'm not doing that shit. I'm not doing that shit. Oh, yeah. I do it. How many times I've used the N word where you feel like you need to do that? That was awkward. I've never seen that. I've never watched it.

You never did. Oh, he got lit Imagine almost career ending for someone Chris and Bell lucky she fucking infros it. Oh, yeah, yeah Yeah, she's the main voice. She's else. I think oh got it on a yesterday. I didn't know that. I'm sorry Chris and Bill. Oh, it's hilarious. I mean somebody's acting as I haven't seen since then For real yeah, like that guy who said they had the best performance He does a lot of voiceover stuff now He was just doing bogeyach horseman for a while to it like on Netflix three seasons yeah So was the schedule is obviously pretty wide open so with with the You know breaking my breaking beds over and but they but they have it on Netflix and he gets paid

Oh, yeah for it being on Netflix. Yeah, I think it depends on their contract Got it depends on their contract because yeah, I'm pretty sure they do Well, no, but that was Dave Chappelle's prom like he got paid for Connie central and the commie central sold to Netflix HBO and she pal didn't get paid because Connie Central paid him for his work for creating that show. He signed that deal. That's what it is. That's what it is. It depends on contracts.

Yeah. Hopefully they are, but. Yeah, because that was a, I mean, fucking massive show. Yeah, break man. It was huge. You guys all watching, I never watched it. I watched one episode when I was a Gump Set.

People love it though, but I was like, all right, this is, you know, his wife, cancer, he's selling drugs, get, Gump Set. I don't know what it is,ump set. People love it though, but I was like, all right, this is, you know, his wife, cancer, his cell and drugs get, I'm set. I don't know what it is, so I try to give it another chance. Yeah, I try to give it another chance. It takes me a little bit to get into like, drugs shows. Three episodes.

Drug shows? Yeah. It takes me three episodes. It takes a little bit. Like the first two of them, I don't want to do this, my third one I'm hooked. Is it like slow start, right? All of them are slow starting.

But I've watched you fucking seven times Don't you on the road at night when I go in my room. I watch the same series. Yeah every night You know it's gonna be good so you knock back. I laugh. I miss it like if I miss parts if I if I'm like starting fall asleep I know where I'm at like it you know what I just got into cuz you you could broader up on the show You know what I just got into 60 days in. Oh great. Oh great show. I'm on a are up on the show, you know what I just got into. 60 days in. Oh great show. Oh, great show. I'm on a... Are you on the airzone or what? No, I'm on the one, the first season

who held all these daughters in it apparently. That's mom and Ali daughter? Yeah. What? All of? Yeah, a marium. I don't know. Marium, she's the first season. Yeah, the youngest one.

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, it made me want to turn off the show because anytime she was on camera, she would, you know, I'm not gonna lie, it made me want to turn off the show because, any time she was on camera, she'd be like, you know, I don't want her to be recognized for being Muhammad Ali's daughter. Literally, every time she was on camera, the first thing would be out of her mouth would be, yeah, Muhammad Ali's daughter, I don't want that to really affect that.

She's married, though. All right. I have no idea. If she walked in here right now and dropped off, you would eat her, I wouldn't know. She's, no, I just don't know. Could you, could you, could you you could you just six days in if if you pay a million dollars I could do it I'm not gonna do it for their 30 grand. Oh, yeah, they get 30 grand. You man milling. Yeah, I couldn't do that for 30

There's like a huge like pot at the end. I could do it cuz I'm like damn only six more days I get a mill the thing about you got the potential to get you asked what yeah, but no one really gets hurt and at all I can always just give them the sign like rubbing my chest and they get me out of there Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, yeah, they do this. They do know they do the shoulder Like this yeah, they're all oh and then they come get them. Yeah, cuz they know to sign if you look at the camera And also with my training. I feel like I beat up 99.9% of the prisoners. Yeah You don't have to be the one big dude that everyone was scared of. Yeah, back to the life, right?

But the problem is, is the gangs. Like after getting the airy nation on the furthest thing from being racist. Yeah. But then I got the different kind of racist. They're hard about, like, they were talking about it, you gotta pick a side. Just remember, there's that white dude,

good boy, he goes, man, I wanna roll with the- The black, the black. The king folks. That's how I would be. Yeah, because that's all he hung out with, with the kids folks That's how I would be yeah, cuz that's all he hung out with that's how I would be and then I get beat up I know the art of pick a side, but this one on one sign me up with all of them. I'd be in trouble one on one You good but I have to put satan. I don't like me like me here this fucking do a baby shit. This is Hey, Brad, use the air in right. Fuckin' man.

I know what, I don't use it when it matters. Yeah, I'll use it. You know, it matters. I need a reason to use it. Yeah, I'll use it. I'll use it, but it's gonna be right time. You know what, right time, man. You can't just like shout out.

How about we just swatch that tattoo, like, fuck, that is. I'm allergic to needles, dog. Yeah, let him know that. I'm telling you, Rob, one of my boys, uh... I hope I join the Latin gang. They seem the most poppin' and they control shit. They'll find out. Yeah, you right.

They'll find out. They'll find out. I'll just get in a real tan, like a real dark tan, so I like super Mexican. Yeah. Shade my head. Oh, okay. That's the move.

It's like Eric Hernandez. That's the move. That is the move. Ah, one of my boys. He uh, he went in. Why dude that I 60 days, no, he went in because he had to go in. Uh, broke the law. Yeah, he broke the law. But he I think he did. I can't remember how long he did. But uh, he came out. He had the the swastika that know the SS or whatever. Oh, he had to do. He had him for 30ask. No, the SS or whatever. He had to do it. He had to do it.

He was only in for 30 days? No, he wasn't in for 30 days. How long was he crazy? I think he was in there for... Because your friend's in there. For less than 90 days, your friend was in there. He's been wanting to do it for 90 days. I think this is...

He was just in a very day. He just got to it. He said, yeah, he's been wanting to do it. He said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, yeah, yeah. He said, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm my friend went in for two days dude. They force and get white power across his chest

In the junk hey your friend never liked you That ain't your friend man. He right that is already But they never two days. Uh, no. Yeah, he I think you did like six or seven years. Oh Yeah, yeah, I'm getting all sorts of Cuz that was all you got that's who protects it. I got you need that protect you got him to whatever He's like do you give me six days in 30 days in somebody home my pocket run my feet at night My dad bring that gay real bad right? That's what you automatically take it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and Mike be gay Man your feet you're only in there for 30 days bro.

You don't like your feet bro. No I'm good. I wouldn't want to do anything about prison. I do scare straight. I was scared straight. I'd be alone for that, don't you? Yeah you too. I don't tell him I'd be one of the prisoners just yelling at the kids.

Oh no you're not scared enough. What are you talking about? Get your little ass to school. That shit was scary isn't it? You ever seen some of those kids that fire back at those real folks Those kids with light you up dog some of them are gay. Did you see this big dude that make that make that Hello do I do make the rate he made the racist kid show his chest head? He said grab a comb grab a comb she my chest there

I don't get how that's gonna scare him out of crime He was good it scared him. Yeah, I don't want to be in here after shaving a man's chest And he was like can you go shave it on Thursdays pointing at another kid's alright Nice my stuff they should maybe do some real shit man. Yeah, like what? Suck dick shank somebody. I mean they can't do that. I can't do it. They filmed me. This is this is this is scared straight It's children is what yeah dude if they're over 18 this is scared straight X rated you should've seen the girl That's one get the cop. I see that you saw that one. She was I hit me. What you want? Do you want him? You want him and a girl fucking. She landed a solo.

I don't know if she landed, but there's another girl who is females again, the inmates are trying to scare and she straight up fought the other inmate. And beat her ass. Oh, where? Some of those kids, those baby kids don't fuck around. She's like, I can't wait to get in here. I can't wait to get in here.

Oh, they're hurting you. It's funny, and some of them are like that. They can't wait to get in. Some are down. Because that's what they hit. That's what they hurt. They're not growing up. I got to get in there. I was hurt. I was trying to get some of them on like that. They can't wait to get in. Some are down to the end. Because that's what they hit. That's what they hurt. I got homies in here. I think I can't hang them, girl.

I don't like children. They're just so scary. Yeah, we're supposed to scare you. Yeah, I don't think you could do it though. What? No, it's not for you, Miley. Yeah, it's too nice. You too, yeah.

That's like me trying to do it. I'm really nice. You're a scary. I think you're a scary kid. You got to forget the physique. You could scare him for sure. You scared out homies on Friday. What homies? No, our friends are bro I think she's ready to go. Oh There's been it had this over

He had in one strap and then he's saying cuz he had overalls like man, I'm gonna fight these fucking Nobody's Just a row out he's out. He literally struck up Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like getting play. Yeah, and he was like Man, I'm trying to fight He rolled in one of the one-off strategy was like He said he saw me from the screen in the green room He said that body language don't seem right and then he walked out there. He was strapping up ready

I'm like no one's gonna fight and the Justin of all people. I'm seeing right and then he walked out there. He was trepid up ready. I'm like, no one's gonna fight. And then Justin of all people, I'm like, God, you think I'm gonna call you for a fight? Justin is like, hey man, after working out with us, he's like, I hear him talking about Anivar. Oh, it's just scary. Oh, yeah, cause he's like, hey, don't, we get some Anivar, I was like, man,

I would start lifting first. Cause you just don't take Anivar and get swollen, man. Cause Mark said he would start lifting. And then he, he has start lifting first. You just don't take anivarn get swollen man. Because Mark said he would start lifting and then he... Yes, he has to go consistently. If he did, he'd get shredded. You would get so shredded. And he looks like he could put on muscle. Maybe.

No? Either way he'd look better. Is it body type? I mean, he doesn't do shit now and he's got it. How do you see what he eats? His body's not terrible. For the way he works out and what he eats his body's not awful. He drinks like the worst sodas He's like spright and shit all this time fan to faunter whatever and all that shit It just he just played basketball. That's how you just stay like say so much in shape. Yeah, just by playing oh playing basketball

I mean, I guess that could help. Mm I mean, if he wants to build or whatever, he thinks the Antivar's the answer, I'm like, tell you, you just gotta start. Kick his mark, I was like, yo, I can see you big. He was like, you aren't cool with that. Yeah, Mark is saying you're a drug and give you an encouragement. He will give you the encouragement,

and he'll break it down so thoroughly. He's bleeding, Justin, but as far as Justin getting big, he's not doing that, fighting, far as like Justin like bagging up like getting big He's not doing that fighting. He's not doing that. I remember was in the J spot and it was about to be a fight Oh, I was in an angry with in good wood and Justin I was riding I was passing just side and they were just talking loud and it Justin Looking me let's go You is if you go with me, you uber back. Hey, like he was so serious.

You know what, he might be able to fight. Justin? That's a lot of trouble. I took it to the wild court. No, I don't think he has a lot of, I don't think he, he, he, he, he, he doesn't seem like that guy. No.

He always talk about he ready. Like when we go, like when we go through the hood, whether we're in Tampa, or we're in, actually, where were we at? Thank you. Justin and Malik get the most nervous. Wait, no, wait, no, no, Malik. Yeah, you get nervous.

We were in a Nashville, and I had to go to that barber shop. That was in the hood. Oh, you took your watch off. I took your watch off. I took my watch off. You were behind that, trying to cover your shoes on with your sweater.

Christian, he went to a hood barber shop, right? So Justin, I had the Rolex on it all that. Justin took it off immediately, right? Shepella's in his, they sitting all on, side by side. But like this, he's like, I ain't got it.

I ain't got it. They sit inside by side, right? I'm outside with the killers and everyone on FaceTime with my girl, the quick. What did I not go outside? Did I not go outside? I like how you had to single Christian now, because he's the only one who hasn't heard the story

and the only one that might believe you. No, no, it's believable, because it's the truth. She'll pale getting his hair cut. Justin is, I'm outside still. He's looking back at me like, all right, all right, I'm not going to save you. So again, who was scary? Justin, Andrew, he said that you hit your watch. I did not hide my white. I don't know. No, he is. He is. The reason why the reason why she's watching. The reason why she's pale said it because Justin made a joke and then he was like, oh, yeah, it does sound like that. And then here's the the thing there was waiting outside for the Uber. I went inside of Sally's. I was talking. I was comfortable All right, that's why come on man. I'll tell you who's down to fight at all costs is Brian County

Oh, yeah, dude like when like when that time with the hell's angels are like let's get the fuck out of you I'm like, oh, I don't want these problems there. Oh, didn't know what I'm gonna fight for. You must've got to fight across the street. Yeah, you must've got to fight across the street. With some homeless guy, I was like, yelling at a lady, he was like, down to fight. I was like, what's wrong with you, Doug?

He got that 20 year old. If you want someone who's down, yeah, count down for sure. Yeah, count's no punk. I love that. Yeah, count to fight. Straight up fight. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

It's something to Boston. When you were in Boston with the Ethiopian sound. Most guys talk like that, but count's really down. Yeah, I count a fight straight up fight. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's something Boston We're in Boston. Yeah, what they eat the opening stuff most guys talk like that but count is really down. Yeah for Suis He's that rich kid anger trying to prove it That richy rich anger. Oh you rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich rich I got it all What you want what you want what's got to you assume me? Now I'll pay your hospital bills motherfucker. I was like I was do I don't give a fuck Yeah, what was dance on the dance floor. I appreciate you a Brian with dancing on it. Yeah, it was just being you know Ben silly were you throwing the back at him? No, he had his girl. I have my girl at the time You didn't say you start with that you was like who's dancing on the dance? No But we left them who was trying to like he was doing this moves and stuff like that

Yeah, I'm like I'm I'm gonna take yeah, I'm we forgot about them. We having fun So when I forgot about my ex I eat the opian try to like slick and talk to her I don't care. I'm dead boogieing so I get back with her and he goes he tells me I'm so like a bro That's my sister you watch how you treat my sister and then Brian hurt that and Brian's like what? Because I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to him. That's my sister and he was like dude. I don't give all Chill yeah, so it was like it was good. We had like all kind of like, yeah, yes you're asked to be by those Ethiopians, but I feel you I feel you were they pretty big no would think Ethiopians are big now they were skinny though

Yeah, I was you said they were bigger dude. No, no, what the hell with the no, do we have we got my face that I'm the captain now I'm you can have her as you're the captain I'm gonna have her. I'm the captain. That guy a big deal in that movie. He was and you know But then he you remember him and who's the other the black girl cry and say they were type oh the girl precious Oh she worked and she worked. She's working. She's always been working even though But she started complaining Gabby. Yeah, call a Gabby man Gabby. Yeah, I got type cast as the big fat black girl It's like isn't this guy in blood diamond two or something? Oh that black girl, it's like, isn't this guy in Blood Diamond 2 or You know, he was a pyres of Somalia, right?

Using Captain Philip. Catch Christian in the next Hollywood video. I told you. Yeah, he was complaining though after that. Well, he stopped recently and he guys is a unique look very unique look I go to his lecture. Yeah Yeah, he's No on So yeah, that little dude came up to me and Boston and it was like, you know that's my sister Also, you a bride would really fight them I wasn't really fighting Yeah, yeah

That's what I'm saying. It was Brian, I was like, yeah. There's a bunch of them, I'm sure, right? Yeah, it was like six. Smollens like Mexicans, there's never just one. That's true, they all wrote people in the book. Never.

That's true. That's true. No, they, they, they, they ride the boat. I don't know, that's a little racist. Yeah. I mean, I don't think that's racist. Those are facts. That's facts. Just the thought, I feel like you was thinking about it, man. I'm just comparing black people.

Asians are good at math, facts. Maxine's don't row solo. That is facts. Yeah. Asians are good at math. No. They're not? Not me.

All right. Not always. We didn't even get to it. No, they're not. They're not. They're not. They're not. They're not. They're not. They're not. That is facts. Asia's a good at math. No. They're not?

Not me. All right. Not always. We did we got two. No, they're not traditional. They're not. They're not. I feel like you can say most Asian Sioux, if anything.

They Sioux. A lot of Asians will Sioux. Yeah. Okay. Sioux. Sioux, like legally. Oh, yes. Like Christy.

Yeah, car accidents. Oh, that's like an Asian thing. Yeah, that's kind of more of an Asian thing Like all soon a heartbeat. Yeah, like all you push me the street soon. Yeah, I've heard that really You scared I you scared to say I thought that feel like more Jewish like type of thing like that. They would sue more. Oh juice Yeah, I think everyone's shoes I always should type a thing like that. They would sue more. Oh, do sue? Yeah.

I think everyone's sues. Because they're staying age, everybody's sues. Because I'm trying to, it's like a big thing where if someone's having a hard attack, you don't help them because they're gonna sue you once they're healthy again. Well, that's terrible. What?

It's very common over in China. People will sue you for the dumbest things. Oh, we never heard of that. That's why no one will help anybody in China because they're afraid they're gonna get sued. Because it's happened so many times. God damn. No one would be sued for.

Yes. Because they can say like, oh, I've had complications after this hard attack because he tried to help me but he helped me right. That's funny. Or like, I don't want to. Meanwhile, we all learn to CPR classes and shoot. I just found out about the clear machine.

So, yo, but, uh, I just like what you called it. Oh, you know, is it called a, uh, the fifth one? I wouldn't even buy a tent. I wouldn't even buy a tent. Yeah, I got I got for me to be there I've done that bunch thank you I struggled I want you myself. I wasn't Because I was trying to make a point bro. I always struggle with speech. Yeah, I'm so stupid. I mean

Oh really you two living I just found out And I make you to live it. I just found out It's gotten better. It's gotten way better I work on it. Yeah, yeah, when I when I first like my first map Brian like some some of the words I'd say is my references were just weird and browsing man I think you have a problem. I'm like really no way they were telling that Dan and I yeah, I went I worked with the teacher on it Dan and then all that you know how I do all the reading for like the reads and shit Yeah, like that help help me out like doing it so much like having a read the teacher on it. Dan. And then all the, you know how I do all the reading for like the reads and shit. Yeah.

Like that helped help me out like doing it so much like having a read. I was like, what do you want to do? I was like, you do those? Yeah. No, no, it's, it's basically gone now. I still struggle with certain words. What did he say? But then also like, when I had my TV show on Showtime, the teleprompter, they have to

get to me first. Like, I'd have to read through it. Oh, got it. And then obviously, you know, I wouldn't make fun of myself because like names for certain UFC fighters, like whether a Brazilian or Chinese something, like their names are European, they're a beast. Now I was just calling by the first name,

but even now, instead of dealing with, I just give them big names. Yeah. Wait, so did you grow up with a speech? Call, I want to do this. The fibulator. The fibulator. There you go.

But did you grow up with a speech? No, thanks, I just found out. Yeah. I was like, he thought he was correct. I thought I was not. No, but I think too, so you probably weren't introduced to a lot of the words. Like I didn't have a lot of those words.

Like, once I met Brian, I started reading way more, just trying to keep up. So I started reading, like I was reading, and way more tons of reading and then Like you got a power through some of the words Well, let's go ahead and look at what but the books that like man I bought all the weird wall those man the ones without the picture Oh, that dude I could not fucking I got horrible sleep. That's probably one my allergies

Maybe the head cold feels like allergies, but I got no sleep Saturday night, dude Cuz I'm reading I'm reading that night stalker book and then I don't know the book But you just watch the show why finish finished the book finally. But I was on, I don't, because I watched so much crime shit. Thursday night, I don't know if you guys saw that black suburban that would go around the house, had like that loud exhaust. And there's like all the, there's like a bunch of guys in the car.

They're Airbnb? They're Airbnb. No. I didn't want to scare anybody. I see it when we first got there. And they'd pull up and they'd like stare through the like stare through the window like what the fuck are they doing? And then I was sleeping and I'm like I bet they're case in the house Which means they're like trying to see what's going on before they rob it, right?

And then I was like come back tomorrow. That's weird. They didn't come back on Friday And I was like I'm tripping Saturday night when me and Mark were up on the deck chillin talking that Same thing loud exhaust comes down stops in front of our house. I didn't hear that. Looks in, and I told Mark, I'm like, dog, they came here on Thursday, they're case in the house. He's like, no, who would rob us?

I'm like, people with guns, because we don't have guns. And then they kept circling the house. And then we all went to bed, I'm like, I'm tripping. Maybe they live closer, they're doing a drug deal up the street. I'm asleep, sleeping, I hear the car you know my broom was right next to the street Pull up they stopped turning the engine off and they start to get out So I said I think I knew Mark was awake. It was like 330 so I take Mark and like yo, don't you awake?

He's like yeah, I'm like they're here and Mark Mark gangster also stupid ass within his underwear went outside And they took off Mark didn't tell you this no, he didn't tell me They took a picture of what he called Darius and Justin They called me have them on the way yeah, so I can't sleep all night Wow wait wait wait whoa whoa whoa. Let's just back. This is trying to protect you mountain. Yeah, but again I didn't hear anything I was sleep. Okay Thank you for the protection, but Friday night. Yeah, but again, I didn't hear anything. I didn't hear nothing. I was asleep. Okay, thank you for the protection.

But Friday night, you say it came Thursday night. Came Thursday night. The first night. They pulled up right when we got there during like end of the day, they pulled up. Did you see what they looked like? Did you say it was? They were so dark, like tellers,

a bunch of dudes in the car. And then they left. And I was like, ah, it's weird. And then we came back, like one in the morning, they came back around. weird. And nothing happened. So the story's going nowhere. But I could, that's why I couldn't sleep. It was probably some kids just messing around. Also that Airbnb, let's just talk about it. Uh, somebody's home. That's somebody. They live there. They live there. They had the family

photos up and everything. That's funny. It your photo. They had their medication in the fridge still. Yeah. And also she had a Tetiscope lucky that one. What do you say? Stethiscope. Yes, what's that? They had they tetiscope. And yeah, I let you have that. Yeah, and then I was J and I was just going through a medicine. She won a lot of awards. She was looking at doctors. Well, you were going through her medicine. It was right. I was standing in her room. So basically I was staying in her office and she had lot of awards. She was looking at doctors. Well, you were going through her medicine. It was right outstanding her room So basically I was staying there office and she had like her award. Oh, yeah, you were like the officer Yeah, I'm pretty much like I saw the schematics of the house. I saw like the vacation. Yeah, she travels a lot

Family yeah, but they lived there Interesting. I thought it was probably them just checking on it. No, not them. What do you got? She gave some current events already? Okay, so a lot of people are upset that Anthony Hopkins won best actor last night. Let me guess they want Chad Bose men to win. Yeah, boss Chad boss. And they found that it was It went just passed away. True. People thought it was weird, because usually this award isn't the very last award that's presented. I think it's usually best picture, but this was the last one and then it ended up right.

It's so awkward. Because they thought Chad, because the Academy doesn't know. They don't know. They know what. They don't know who's going to win to that night. That's the way it works. So that's that Chad win right off with a big sunset. sunset at the Hawkins one. Did you see this one? What movie? The father and father. And what was that?

The child was up for it. Oh, the one on Netflix. The one on Netflix. Yeah. He did it. The one with Violet Davis. Yeah, that was a good film. He killed it. Maraini's black bottom. Yeah. Damn, Anthony Hopkins, 83, older. He is the oldest winner. You killed it. Maranise black bottom. Yeah. Damn, I think I'll have to say 83 older. You're the oldest winner for best actor. Yeah. How many is this two for Oscar in general?

I believe he won for when he played a science of the lamps. Yes. Okay. So this is two right? You guys seen science of lamps right? No. No. Yeah. Serial killer. No, full Bill. No. Okay, well, you might be into it. Science of lambs? Yeah, great. I feel like it's a classic. You're moving, you're moving, Eric, what you would say. Come on, movie, kind of, sir. That's a lambs, it's dope.

Yeah, I think you would like it. You watched? I don't really like stuff like that. You know, I swear, you're a killer shit? No. You would not like my bookshelf. I showed you. I showed you.

I showed you. I showed you. I showed you. I bookshelf. I should tap my bookshelf. I know. Didn't you say you wanted, what was it? What was he saying in local areas? Charles Manson, like, strand of hair. That's one of my thing about it. Did you say hello, Clarice? There's so much cutters. Yeah.

That's a great movie, man. And then, you are like, I'm thinking. I'm signing the lambs, Red Dragon, and I forget the third one. Hannibal looked it, right? No, wait. No, there's Hannibal. There's Hanpt and Togo. the lambs red dragon and i free the third and i will have to write no way i know there's handle this hand to go science the lambs handle on red dragon but uh... another one no there's three and then what but

they're out of order handle right now that one doesn't count on the handle right man hundred yet neither but so the three main ones were same director i think it's science the lambs handle and red dragon Hannibal and Red Dragon. Yeah. And Science and Land's Hanibal and Red Dragon are fire. What's Red Dragon about? Red Dragon is another serial killer.

The guy who is also in Schindler's list, the main not to Schindler's list. Who's that guy? You know I'm talking about great actor. Yeah. He's German I think. Either way, it's him and he's the serial killer and Hannibal electors in prison. And he's telling them I think either way. It's him and he's the serial killer and Hannibal actors in prison and he's

Tell them what to do. Oh, it's fucking good man Who's that actor? Damn chin just Google red dragon I was like what's the way all these red dragons just Francis dola hide. Yeah Great movie. All right. Well, that's the more all these red dragons just frances? I said Stola hide. Yeah. Great movie. All right. Well, that's his actual acting name. And this is real name Ralph finds.

Oh, oh. Oh. I haven't seen him. Oh, he's a phenomenal actor. So a lot of people were upset that anything happens. Yeah, a lot of people were upset. And we say a lot of people Twitter. Yes.

Okay, I got you. Absolutely Okay, what else you got? Okay, so a 39-year-old Japanese man got arrested recently for scamming 35 women I didn't know this was an arrestable offense, but what he did was he began to date 35 women and he would tell them that his birthday is on different days So he is constantly receiving gifts throughout the year. So he would date a girl that he met their work and he works at a, I believe, a marketing firm or something.

He met a customer, started dating and he would tell her my birthday is in April and then he met another woman say my birthday is in July. So he's constantly receiving gifts. Like here's the man, Lue. It says the women give him around 100 hundred thousand in gifts or seven hundred six six dollars But imagine seven hundred sixty six dollars every like what that's a year no Like every week from a woman no tober says in turn these women gave him around a hundred thousand yet A total of seven or six so it was little gifts. I wonder if that goes

far in Japan or if that's the equivalent of like just twenty dollars. I can't or you can get a rest for that. I guess so I didn't know that was stupid. Yeah. I didn't know that was like a restable offense but people are saying that this is a scam so he was arrested. I mean there's bigger scams. Japan's also very strict with stuff like that so good for them could be I Mean I say let the homie live Players gonna play him. Yeah, don't hate the player hate the fucking gifts. Yeah Shitty get so what they're mad they give what they weren't spending that much money But also those women take no response. We mean stupid enough. Yeah, they just feel betrayed What else you got you? just showed you this earlier.

Did you know much about this American album? He was one of my favorite. He was really good. He was a country singer and he was on there because he was like, I'm doing this for my kid, man, because you just had a baby. Yeah. He's just from my kid, man. And when I come from, you know, no one's made it. And then he didn't make Hollywood. So I was like, Oh, that's all right, man. And then I see this. He was arrested, booked for burglary and second degree felony, dude. Because he wanted to see his kid. That's what he's saying. And he gave one of those kids from him. Yeah, yeah.

So when he enters a house, that's considered that's what hit her in the face. Yeah, with the Palm Strike. Boss Root and face. Yeah, it's with the palm strike. Oh, boss root and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Now that boss hit women, I'm saying it's a technique that he won a world championship with. Like he what he, yeah, he would hit with the palm. So he don't want to break his hands

because he did a bare knuckle. So hit with the palm. Wow. She can't break a palm. It was pretty bad ass. This kid is not bad. No, no, that is boss roots and his career is over before it even started really. Oh, he was all right. He's just super raw. Like, he can't compete with the big dogs. Also, no American idol

last night because the Oscars, thanks for that. Yeah. Yeah, he's going through trial right now. No, they say that his bond is 15,000. He was at least on the same day. Yeah, so. Chint, see if you think he can sing. Click on it. Age is Cecil Wright, who's also got a little lady on his mind.

All right. We're talking about his kid, right? She's doing great. She just turned two months, four days ago. What's your baby's name? Amelia Jaden. Well, my Daisy Doves says hello to your Amelia Jaden. Do you celebrate?

I love this. I love this. Clearly not professionally trained. But he has a nice, he's raw, nice sound down. So I think they're thinking is off we get some actual coaches behind him. He might be so And he said hold on let me hit my girl in the face Not not great, huh? No, but it's he doesn't I sound he's got a raw But the country guy they have on you know, you can't I have one country guy the country Yeah, the one that you really really like. Yeah, he's a mullet. He's almost too cool for the show

He feels like you don't give a fuck he wears a hat cuz he has a cock guy. Wait, is that the one that got out of the cuz of the contract? No, that's a different guy that guys white Oh, that guy's like a real country. He's only 16 right to zone music. He's a beast. Oh, shit. He's too good for that show. Yeah. Oh All right Okay, so a ring camera captured a UPS driver helping a child stuck underneath the package What the hell? So I guess he delivered this 90 five pound package and this little boy tried to drag it in himself and help his mom His mom was actually upstairs with his two-year-old little sister. She was changing diapers this 95 pound package and this little boy tried to drag it in himself and help his mom.

His mom was actually upstairs with his two-year-old little sister. She was changing diapers. And suddenly the package just falls on top of him. He can't lift it up and he gets stuck. The UPS driver hears him screaming for help runs back and helps the little boy. Oh, fuck, she could deliver this 97 pounds. Oh, no. I'm not going to let the cool one take you

oh! oh! oh he's alright nope not yet, not yet oh! oh why are you looking at the driver like he was just scared? yeah I think he was just scared

the mom came downstairs with the baby girl and was very confused about what happened because she saw that her son was chicken up then there's this UPS man with a package. Oh, it's a weird, that's a weird thing. Yeah, but everything for the work. Yeah, he got that quick. This little dude was all right. This is a weird one.

Last year, at the very beginning of the pandemic, there was a guy named Josh Swain. He went online and he put out a notice saying, I am John Swain. I'm going to go out of my way to Tweet and DM every single man with the name John Swain in the United States to see who is the josh swan and he eventually

created like the spacebook group where they all met in one area in the braska random greenfield it's josh swaned versus josh swaned in a rock paper scissors contest to see who is the official winner gets the name yeah and on top of that he said that anybody named josh come to this field and we're gonna duke it out. We're gonna fight with pool noodles, bring canned goods so we can donate to the local food drive. We're gonna donate to a hospital and this is the outcome.

How important are we to come? How important are we to come? So this is the Rock Paper Scissors. And this is the finals? The Rock Paper Scissors to see who is the official John Swing. And you're going to name there is Josh? Oh yes, Josh not John. We just fight for a different name.

Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg!

Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Swing the leg! Oh! Oh! Oh! Paper, scissors, shoot! And then if you keep scrolling up, so that was the official person who now has a name, Josh Swain, and keep going, keep going.

There were a bunch of others, this one, play this one. There were a bunch of Josh's that came and basically fought to see who the best Josh was they This is mommy of like Romados when they're doing large yeah Life actor will play yes, and if you keep scrolling down We can't get Josh. We want to name the official winner My god I never see robots.

They are. They name the official winner of the Josh battle as this little boy. Josh is five years old. He got a burger king. But yeah, this whole random thing happened during the pandemic because people were lonely and bored. They donated a bunch of money to a local hospital in Omaha. They donated to the food drive.

Oh, so it was a charity thing. They created it into a charity thing. Oh, gosh, that's how they were just doing it. I was like, damn. This is something my ex would have made me go to. Let's probably wise your ex, Kat. Damn. They look like that.

Wait, so that little kid is the official winner of the name John. He's the name John. He's the name job. He's the name job. Been the knee at Josh. They said, oh, that's cool. What does he got you? This woman here was charged with a felony embezzlement

for keeping a VHS tape, Sabrina, whatever teenage wish. Sabrina, the teenage wish and the cat. Yeah. Can't you just pay the fine? No, she didn't even know. So she would actually lose jobs and not know why Right because that found her yeah her backgrounds if you back on track let's show for felony embezzlement

What sounds great? Yeah, blog. Wait, what did she do? Oh, this you guys Yeah, she was married to someone or she was dating someone and then I guess they rented this show for the kids and then the guy didn't return it So it just kept going on and on and on. If you don't pay for it, remember we were just talking about this not too long ago. But eventually just owned it and they tried to, I don't know, I was looking certain out. So I didn't know that get charged

knowing you're like your record though. Well, after a certain monetary amount, if you don't pay, you have a warrant for your arrest. That's all he was saying, what Jack has at Blockbuster. Yeah, so that's how it's reported. I don't think you have a warrant for your arrest. That's all he was saying. Would Jack as a blockbuster report it? I don't think this is blockbuster though. I think this is a random like mom and pop story. Yeah, that's who it reported.

Because blockbuster is a company I don't care about. But I heard that mom pop story actually isn't even in business anymore. So if they went to court, it's like the town that she rented it from versus her, not like the company. They took it off. They took it off. Yeah, she's good now. But I mean, not like the company. Oh, it's not old. They took it off. They took it off Yeah, she's good now, but I mean imagine all the jobs Oh, yeah, she's one I'm like why am I not getting hired? Yeah, yeah, I'm overly qualified. Yeah, yeah, I get it

Okay, I saw this you on most same people will die. I'm too much I like a red egg dog the amount that he says it though. It's kind of it's trippy. I'll leave here for you He's hosting that online live more than per week. Yeah, that's the other one. He's to be able to move off Earth while we have the opportunity. Everything we know is right here. And just because it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, he put on some pounds. He's, I think he's got to be on TRT, right?

There's a summit. Uh, maybe. Because his head looks bigger. It's jaw. I think it's really. It's so fat. No, Richard got to be to do an interview with no shoes and sunglasses. It's a long journey.

You might not, you know, come back alive. His hair plot game is insane. But it's a glorious adventure and it'll be a big deal. He's supposed to be bald, you know? It's an amazing experience. Skinny and bald. Yes, he might die. It's gonna be a comfortable one.

And probably when I'm good food, it's a little... He's chunky. So, if an arduressed, and dangerous journey. There's a muller. Or you may not come back alive. He says it multiple times. The glorious adventure. Sounds appealing.

And yours is the place. And that's still how it's- That's the outlaws. The outlaws. The outlaws. And the outlaws. And the volunteers. And then this part.

Honestly, a bunch of people probably will have to hide the beginning. It's not letting go there. A bunch of people will probably die in the beginning. So why would you go in the beginning? I just hope to. It's like that. Yeah, that's what happens, man. That's why we're here. Yeah, you know, I feel a die trying to discover America and other fucking countries. Yeah, yeah, I'm also waiting to know. Yeah, they asking me hilarious. He's a little mildly serious. That's a trip, too, huh? Oh, shit. Coming up. Yeah. And I saw this, it's a sailfish we talked about this before. Almost killing this guy.

Oh, that scared me. Yeah. That's a door open. God. Look how close that got. I think that's how that would hurt. That thing caught air, bro. Give it a hot. They're fucking sick, too, man. I'm gonna take you out the shit that got Thank you, man. That would hurt that thing caught air, bro It's still dangerous inside the boat when it's moving around without so close

Got it I forgot the I know We asked someone actually wrote in saying that they have like an electronic thing that's that shocks them and kills them Yeah, what a taser some like that but for fish like in his brain They have like an electronic thing that's that shocks them and kills them. Jesus Christ. Yeah. What a taser. Something like that, but for fish, like in his brain. Is it like a sharp knife? I don't know what it is. And it just automatically kills them.

You should kill them right away. I don't know. Before I believe we had to bonk them, but when they're this big, it's got to be tough to kill them. Got a bonk. Yeah. Um. Wait, this is yours, okay?

From before. Oh, yeah, this was from last week. So, Lizzo made a TikTok video saying that she was really drunk one day and slid into but this is yours again from before oh yeah this is from last week so uh Lizzo made a tiktok video saying that she was really drunk one day and slid into Captain America Chris Evans DMs and she didn't think she was gonna get a response back and he ended up responding because I guess she went online and apologized for sliding in while she was drunk he said that he's done more questionable things on this platform than that, which was his dick pic getting leaked.

And shortly after, our boy, Chet Hanks, said that he's on the piece of Lizzo. He is all for Black Queens and a white boy summer. Where's his, where's Chet Hanks? Hey, this is a story. So he took us, he reposted her I don't work out. I'm America. I'm here. Baby white boy summer black queen summer. Fuck yeah. God, she's great. He's hilarious. All right. Um, I saw this. We were tagging this a lot. This guy is incredible. Yes. Look how big he is and how athletic he is. And technical.

Look at him get it. No damn. Oh, shit. He's pretty damn good. Yeah. Look at this. Oh. Look at who got down.

I know. I mean, he's good. He's got good form. Oh, that's hot. Yeah, that's Phil Bra And I think that's pretty much it other than okay, there's some vindies will stuff you What happened? What do you I just saw this I don't know what he's doing exactly? Does anyone have a plan this? He said the last chapter. Yeah for fast 9 And that's his it's gotta be his music in the background

What's he up a mask on his house? Yeah, it's got to be his music in the background. What is he up to? A mask on his house. Yeah. It's actually not too bad some of the stuff. That's not him, thing. No, he comes in. That's his house. Does he live in the so far right? It just doesn't make any sense. He just made this video.

He doesn't explain it. No. He has a mask on his own house And that's a director a fast-night That's him that's gotta be him has he directed all of them that That guy? No, no, no. The more recent ones he has. F Gary Gray. Yeah, he did some. The last one. I mean, it just doesn't make any sense.

So he's just walking around. Hell yeah. And then the last thing he was... What is his life? Just wanted to quickly wish everyone a happy birthday. And we're celebrating of course by another fast 10 story meeting

I don't get that right. I'm right. I'm just taking in this beautiful earth right it's we're about to commence working and that was it I want to see him I want to see his I'm responsible video I don't think he counts because he's Cuban. Yeah, I was oh he's Cuban. Yeah Table is there if they wrote the bikes that that's why I'm worried about right now everything is worried about this whole thing The whole thing is the shit Joe It's just funny. He says I true. He's not black. He's black. I don't think so. There's a little bit of black. Yeah. I thought

he was I thought he was like was mixed. His name is actually human. It's Mark Vincenzo's real name. He says I truly love our man. And he was a break. Do you see when he was a break dancer? Yeah. He used to be a break dancer. He too. He's all

skinny at here. Yeah. His handling. I don't do caprio both broke. I used to be break dancer. He's all skinny head here. Yeah, he's a good at it. I know that little dance break Yeah, he used to be I think a popper And we'll teach you how to know yeah You're see that video Ryan Gosling getting down on the Disney The Disney kids thing. Oh, yeah I'm just a timber like with some Joe to see and shit back in the day. He was like getting it He's like just so loose. He's loving it

Right there. Oh no. Watch it. Ha ha ha. God damn. He's cuter, it's fine. Oh. He's so into it, too. He's so into it, too. He's so into it, too.

He's so into it, too. He's so into it, too. He's so into it, too. He's so into it, too. He's so into it, too. He's so into it, too. He's so into it, too. He's so into it, too. Shit to get famous And that was gonna come back He's feeling it He can like traditionally dance like he's trained dancer like you saw him in that one my favorite movies that Movie won all the awards so he can take that movie that's a good movie yeah love that movie that one over I want a ton of words no moonlight one over a Lala land and they had that weird

that weird thing yeah the battle but Lala land they want a ton of words this is why even men does yeah yeah yeah still know strong. They are they got kids huh? Yeah Yeah, I love doing the other guys. Oh, she's so good. Yeah, so fun. Oh, she's Gator's bitch. Yeah Get it on play no shit That it's in that's it. All right, man Squad will be minus Chappelle Acy and Lexington Kentucky next week Thursday Friday Saturday Kentucky you're on the clock, never been. Let me know which whiskey tours I should do. Houston, Texas,

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