The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 679

Episode Date: April 28, 2021

The guys reminisce about their favorite video games and talk first kisses, love letters, getting scammed by girls, a dating app for short people, Caitlyn Jenner running for governor, woman swallowed by a python, play all new Rate My State game and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yeah, yeah, T-Fak Casey Just to fight her and the kids T-Fak Casey put a seat on the in, bring the mallet Can't you put everybody going in? Wake up early in the morning, press playin' Let's get it in, cause we rockin' with the fighter Ain't he rollin' with the kids? Fighter and the kids the fighter and he rolling with the kids

Fighter and the kids fighter and the kids Fighter and the kids G-Fact Kate put it seat on the end you are now tuned into the fighter and the kids All right, let's do it Jen. What's that on the what? Mysterio mass I didn't tell you this someone tell us okay What's up? What's up? Are you Mysterio, ma'am? What the hell are you doing? I didn't tell you this. Someone, um, tell us. Okay, I'll tell you right now.

So someone actually, you know how that thing was on the skull, that Thai skull? Someone message me, goes, dude, you have to take that off. That's such bad look. Right when all this shit happened. Oh, interesting. Yeah, like, is some sort of Thai thing? I don't know. Wait, the real, the Mysterio skull?

Yeah, it was on a skull. It was on this, like, Thai skull that we have out there. Yeah. And then tie thing. I don't know. Wait, the real, the stereo school. Yeah, it was on a skull. It was on this like tie school that we have out there. Yeah. And then literally I took it off. I don't even know where we got that. You took it off the skull? Yeah, I took it off as newsy message,

because it felt so real. So this mess is like, what voodoo is? No, not that. Oh, the skull. But then putting that on the skull was supposedly bad. Round upon. Yeah. That's a really mysterious round shit.

It's an official round. That's a really good round shit that's official round way and that's when all that shit happened six one nine all the shit that happened with the whole you know so it's fucking change fall basically no it's really miss it's fault that's why Brian's right here yeah that was creepy so I took it off immediately that is

weird yeah shut that person it probably from Thailand or what I don't know but he was a long thing about why the white shouldn't do this well. Yeah, yeah, so I took it off It's a mission. We could have used yesterday. I know So that's that well, what can you do man? What can you do? I watched more to combat last night and you wouldn't see more of combat yet He has you saw what you think I love yeah, no, I loved it. It's good. I mean you got it I mean it is you know take it for what it is. Yeah, it's more of combat Yeah, like if I would want to theater like the took the fam got a babysitter and shit

I know that kind of look now But for what it is I don't think you could make moral combat like it's not for the storyline It's for the fatalities. It's for the blood. It's for the fight. They do a good job like referencing the video game Like the moves and the fatalities Yeah, which I love yeah, I growls of Mortal Kombat baby Yeah, Mortal comics down down stop back back. This is what I want to know think when you went to the arcade You know there's that older dude who's a beast at all the games. Yeah, all the most all the fatalities. We're did he learned And he was doing it at the art game. Think about it. There's no forums. There's no internet. Yeah

How the fuck did he figure that? When his load in they have like the hit list the list and stuff like that you can go back Yeah, you're supposed to hit like certain things with arcade at that Home like it's a little bit easy You can practice that homie can act there's actually a cloudy mode and they show you how to do the fatality When he's talking about day. There's nothing yeah They want to come out one. There's nothing. Yeah, there was no forum. He did and even then you'd watch me Oh my god, I'm not doing you have to hit so many

I didn't get my 30s to identify How did they know though? How did they know how to do them? Everything about that. They were like damn really you late though. And you know what pissed me off about Fatalis is when you be present back back AB. And you get too close. And you just get them. Oh yeah. Yeah, let's put the fuck on you. You have to be a certain distance.

And some guys for a different Fatalis, have to be really far over the clothes. Scorpion, how the fuck? Yes, I get you got to stand and serve. How the fuck? How the fuck? Those older vets of the arcade figures, I know. I used to play Mortal Kombat Trilogy, which was on PlayStation, and it was easier to,

like I had this code where I could just unlock everything to where I would just hit one button in Fatalities. See that, that's that cheat code. That's that cheat code. I'm talking arcade. Now I can't. Joystick. I'm not even trying to play more of coming on fucking

and an arcade. I used to print my Chico's out on the paper and just try to like have it on my lap and just try to do all the fatalities. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in bottle surfs in a club. Yeah, I was lit There's no girls in there, but still almost like damn no like girls in our can There's nobody you got the yeah, I got I got the wrong I

Kishore we're walking that mr. D's the movies good though the movie I like it. I told yeah, I've been trying to hold for what it is they try to play scorpion No, I like how they try to hold so it doesn't revolve like the old ones. They revolve off Luke Hank Do they revolve off an individual on this one? Well, it's a new scorpion. It's a new scorpion Like you have you play the A's yeah, yeah, yeah, have you played the latest ones and he's like a new scorpion. It's a new scorpion. Like, have you played the latest ones? And he's like a new, he's a different type. You don't have like the, no. No, no. And then I did like Sub Zero with the shoulder pads.

Yeah, like who? I love him. He was a badass, but I don't like how shoulder pads went up to here. You look like a stingray Sub Zero. Yeah, I just started here. I didn't like that. They had Shang-Sung and everything.

They had Goro and Ethel. Yeah, I just started here. I didn't like that. Yeah, Changsoon and everything. Oh, they have gold. Go go row in it. Yeah, they do. Yeah. That's how sub zero looked in the movie. No, no. Keep going out. Do they right there? Right there, Chen? Which one? Oh, no, not like kind of not this one. No, I wish you look like Sub zero. That one was dope. That look hard. Yeah, that was an injustice. The injustice game that was fire. They have order come back characters in injustice. A couple of them. Yeah, like I'm not a was go that look hard yeah that was an injustice the the injustice game that was fire they have order come back characters in a justice a couple of them yeah like I'm not a mortal combat guy but they had like I think a raid yeah yeah you're too young for mortal combat uh like it was up when I was it when I was like a more than. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, when I was like 10 to 16 moral combat was like the game

Everybody showed there's like moral combat NBA jam Madden. Yeah, I grew up on bandicoot All right, that's a dip. It's back. It is I downloaded from my son. He's like what is this? I'm like what is this? Chris bandicoot was actually really fun I like that one dude, it's so hard. Yeah, wait, even at 38 years old, that game is a B. You down on the phone? No, on the fucking the game. You could have the Nintendo Switch.

Okay, switch. It's the game's legit as far. It's better than nothing. Wait, better. But you forget how hard it is. It's like Mario, like my son will dominate Mario. The crash band included, like that. Can you beat this level like

See that crack a barrel you get those pieces. Oh my bad. I can't play Mario to save my fucking life Really my game is so hard like like like cars or just like like the fucking the regular Mario regular Mario When I was in Kansas City the comedy club of Kansas City they have in the green room They have it set up to where it's up. So you have all the Nintendo games or whatever those earlier video games You want to try Mario and I brought it so fucking hard Yeah, you have a touch of the down The one where you just go straight down Mario Fuckin' We just go straight down Yeah, you remember you just have to fuck with the direction

Say A button and jump over a mushroom bro you get a M-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d You can't go down that green tunnel. Oh no. Crash Man could ain't for you, man. I'm telling you this is cool. I've played the original. The new one is like, it takes me a while to figure out levels. A while of days. It's not like you did it. When I beat it, like Tiger go to bed and then his mama fall asleep and I'm like, I haven't figured this fucking level up.

Dude, I'm up hours. The Tiger wake up, I'll like wake up, dog. Like six, eight, like, wake up, dog. I beat that Next level Here we go. Yeah, you remember Spyro the dragon remember that one? No, that purple that little purple dragon That was a hard. Oh, yeah, yeah, I didn't play that one, but I know the game. Yeah, she was also cut You know, he weighed too young for you. Donkey Donkey Kong. No, Donkey Kong 64 was lit as Fishing was hard. Oh yeah, that right there.

That's fire, I'm not a Spiral. But there was, um, what, double of a, golden eye? Golden eye. Golden eye. That's not a legend. Or, or, or, or, or this shit. Yeah. I'd be odd job, so I was real low in the, the gun would miss you.

That's the key. No, I mean, when you used to play multiplayer, that game was lit as fuck. Yeah, we're just like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, yeah. If you guys ever played a Gatsalvania Contra, who? Def Jam. Oh, Def Jam.

Def Jam. No, Fife and New York is the best one. Yeah. Wait, how long time? Def Jam. No, Def Jam, the fight night. Yes, I was. Fife and New York is the best one.

They have all the rappers in it. What are you talking about? Little Chris. The Fife gaming could be DMAT, some peace, Little Chris. Yeah. Icon was trash, DM ads. Yeah, some piece little Chris. Yeah, icon was trash though Yeah, my icon was awful. I remember that remember 50 cent had a game get Richard that trying I Yeah, do all like some stuff I actually walk the get my boy my boy was at

Goodwill and he saw for like five dollars and he bought it that makes sense the game was like terrible But I was like dope at the same time because it for like five dollars and he bought it. That makes sense. The game was like terrible, but I was like don't have the same time because it was like 50 cents. It was like he was like in the middle of the East. It was all shit that he was thinking. That is a good idea. Do you play NFL Blitz? No, I'm a hockey kid.

I played NHL 2003 hits. Those are fun. You know my brother's play in FIFA. We'd be on the same team. We just like the scoreboard up. FIFA was fun. And rugby. Yeah. That's fun. I never played on the other phone.

Actually, no, I think I did play in it. You never got into Madden or Blitz? I played Madden a couple of times. I think I played Blitz when I was younger. And Ricky Williams on the front cover in Cordell Stewart. Yeah. I played, like I said, I played like from NHL 2003. I have from NHL 2003 to NHL 2021. Did they have any version of like the Blitz

or NBA Street for NHL? Yeah, they had the 2003 hits they had on. And is that like three on three? It's, they have like a whole like three on three, like like in the newest one they have like a three on three, like online mode where it's basically mens week, where it's like three on three, like it's an empty ring, it's so much fun,

but 2003 hits was like it was just Ridiculous you run into someone the guy does a back flip like it was like roll out. It was so fun Your guy catches on fire if you're starting to like Would you just go to our kids? How much older do you think I am? 44 I played all the same games. You know I remember Shinobi Ninja stars. Oh, you remember Ninja gaining? Yeah, hey double dragon this guy right here. Don't drag was awesome. He's a 2k legend. Oh yeah, I'll get down on them I felt okay. No, I am a

NBA. I asked Jay. Ask your fucking friend Jay. Yeah, how I was that NFL 2k I Ask Jay, ask your fucking friend Jay. Yeah. How I was at NFL 2K. I'm not even exaggerating. Dog, I never lost. You know who Jay's friends were coming up here? And I beat the fuck up. I know who you know I do.

I would be Dante Colpebra, I'd be Minnesota Vikings. And Randy Moss, and I had a play that was on stopwatch. I could backtrack 30 yards through a bomb or any more. I'm talking, I beat I beat off chase older friends Free fucking time. I know someone you can't beat. Yeah, John Snoop Dogg Snoop dog killer no, he's on my NFL 2K that you talking about madden. Oh Pretty good at madden, but yeah, I thought that was the one that Snoop Dogg's plan. No, no, he played mad No, I'm not okay. He's fans. No, I'll be body in all these fans. Oh for your online online. Yeah, really boy Yeah, I'll tell you he's nice. Oh, it's still I haven't look now. How do you nice to 2k? I'm nice and NBA 2k

You grow man now though and I was I'm talking. I was a teenager. Yeah, I was a teenager It's growing video games the game. I almost got a lot of grow Kids though. Yeah, you And your The game I almost got a lot of girl Kids oh yeah And your Kids it's not no kids no no cuz you can tell like in a lobby how to message you Chim did you have like an art like I remember my arcade in Aurora It's actually right next to where the shooting happened was the called Aladdin's arcade my mom would drop and can't do this I've never did this with my kids my mom would drop us off there in the summer,

it gives each 20 bucks. We were there from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. That was our daycare. And I've just watched the old heads with their fatalities. Yeah. They don't work like that. They don't work like that. They can't do that anymore.

You can't just drop no more. Everything's online now. Here's what's interesting, as a parent, if you look up the stats, it's more dangerous now than it is back then Like we think back then was all crazy. Yeah, now's way more dangerous. I don't even think kids walk to school Even if they're schools like never let my kid walk to school. Damn. We're aware of everything now. Yeah That's gonna be a far ass walk. Oh, yeah powers. Oh, no

Yeah, I was like a 10 minute walk. But we also stayed outside all the time. Like we like, I mean, we played video games, but we're outside all fucking. Oh, I was so fun. Like when the street lights turn on, we're like, all right, better get going. That was the thing.

That was the thing. That was the thing. There really aren't latch key kids anymore. What do you mean? Latch key kids? Basically that, like you come home from school and then your parents are at work and you just kind of take care of yourself. You're at the park, you're indoors, you just take care of yourself until your parents get home at like six or seven.

Yeah, that's just like social media, other phones and shit. Yeah, you can see that. You can see the I-I-I. You know what I mean? Like if if the kids like filming themselves at home like yeah I'm chilling. Yeah, you can see the GPS is a bitch. They don't lie, yeah. If the GPS don't lie, they, I'm chilling. CPS is a bitch. They don't lie. Yeah, CPS don't lie to me.

They be lurking. More of the story is Mortal Kombat's worth the lot. Yeah, more of it. Yeah, that is. Especially if you had a Mortal Kombat head like me. And like, my girl didn't grow up on Mortal Kombat. So any, no, she did because any time a character popped up, I'd be like, oh, that's raiding or that's, you know, can.

And I'd give her the backstory. That's Sonya. Did you like Luke Kang in there? No. Thank you. Where did he hit me? Why would he hit me? That's you know can and I give her the backstory that's Sonya did you like Luke Kang in there? Oh, thank you He was so white why was it such an idiot bro? I don't know the whole vibe but bro He messed the whole thing got me really getting his ass beat never He was like you to always just get shit on and that's what I'm telling that's like cuz the first the first the first one It was his journey. Yeah, yeah, I told my girl to be, because she was like,

I can't stand that cane guy went. It's weird how they're doing him, because it's a dope. Yeah, that dude right there. He's a dope, he's a beast. That's the original cane. Bro, listen. Oh, no, I bring up cano.

Oh, no, I can't stand him in the movie. You didn't like cano? No, he was annoying. He was like that in the first one. And we get a pretend sony can beat him up like that. How long will he be in the first pretend Sony could beat him up like that Sure, fuck don't believe in 2021 no matter what the left Wait, which is the new cano that nice the old G1 That's the new one I'm the right. I'll show you kicks his ass on the right. What a son you look like in this one

Oh, she bad she's pretty bad Yeah, yeah, they try to give you like some story and I told my girl like god They need a quit trying to paint a narrative just fucking kill each other And I told my girl like God they need a quit trying to paint a narrative just fucking kill each other Just literally just a whole two hours and just two people Yeah, it's great. It's great. It's what I want from motor combat. Yeah, I don't want to stop No, I don't I'm not I'm not I'm gonna give all that's the new Sonya. Yeah, I mean Yeah, I'm gonna be a son Look at eight kill each big click on a picture where yeah right there also the original is better

I look she was a baddie in the original You remember the street fighter movie with John Club and that shit was He said he was cooked out on that film. Oh He admits it. Oh, he does. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is. I who's better street fighter characters are monocomba Yeah, the street fighter. They're not as like Brutal as a Mortal Kombat more accomplished just fuck I just you know, there's a scene in that we're the fatality the girl with the wings and he gets on her back

Oh, he get through this hat and cut her in half. That was hard. That was hard and he like I don't watch it. I don't watch it. That was Luke came cousin. What was the name? I Forget it So yeah took his fucking soul. Oh, you know what I was trying to compare I'm sorry techin versus oh The guy with the he has like a tiger hat on you know, where the techin characters. Oh, he Still mortal combat you more combat verse everybody over. Yeah, that guy that guy. Yeah, Kombat vs. Everybody. Over to you. That guy, that guy.

Yeah, that guy. He was my favorite. He was like one of the guys you had to unlock though, right? Yeah, Doug. I like to use the guy that you had known, the guy that you was similar to Bruce Lee. Oh, I don't know. Tekken characters?

Yeah, he's a Tekken character. Yeah, that's not the Tekken character, Jen. But I didn't say Mortal Kombat everybody, but I saw him love of it. Yeah, that's not all the taking care of this, Jen. But I'd say more of a time about everybody, but I saw him love Street Fighter. You love Street Fighter? Right, this game at the arcade, you saw him on Arcades. Yeah, she was lit.

Did you ever play Killer Instinct? This one was hard, though. I know it was hard. As a young kid, this was hard. But again, bro, those levels. I'm not talking Mario hard. Yeah, I got it. Hey, the same.

Fuck off. Yeah, you weren't here, K. But I can't play Mario but I can't play Mario. You can't play Mario. Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario, Mario. The one where he runs straight. Just regular Mario.

Hardhold. Like the OG, like the Hunstering the Barrel. Yeah, my son beat that game. Hey, fuck adventure. Where does he beat all of them? The whole world. Did you ever play Killer Instinct? What's that?

I have to see it. Oh, all right. Guess that was just me Super Nintendo I got it on gamecast I got it I never played killer. I never played killer. Oh, I have yeah cuz I I remember the wolf. I always like the yeah That game was this shit

Tough to break in that market when you got street fighter. I know yeah Well combat that was so good. I say more like goes more to combat street fighter. I'll need it No, I got more back in the chicken fighter. Oh really? I love street fighter. Yeah, I'm gonna take it there Tech in you serious? Oh, like a what are we what are we gazing off of like the characters on just the game fun fact Yeah, the characters. Yeah, like I like I'm familiar with Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat World Combat's like no, no, no, let's say I got a comeback out of it. I'm talking about Street Fighter, but Street Fighter Street Fighter. Right you I mean We got

What? Charlie you know me Honda The Honda I'm looking Zangie with Second Dawson We'll go the long arms is shit, bro. He was tripping. I hate him. We so was good with him What was the guy? What's the electrocuted guy that with the hair? Oh, you look like oh, oh, that's a

Baraka or Baraka or a rocker. Yeah, no, bro. No, bro. Can he's a little bit. No, bro. No, you're right. Broca Street Fighter. There is right no go over to Charlie and bison Blanca. Yeah, it's a is a moral combat. He's the dude with the fucking sword arms Yeah, yeah, bro. Yeah, brocas the guy was in the teeth. Yeah, more rock. That's the Warrock is like Tyson. Yeah, right Bullrock just like that. Bro, I should be a fuck out of it. Hey, we were that Tyson knockout Like Tyson, okay, the game that was hard. Let us lose had a game too remember that he did. Mm-hmm. I thought I thought I was like those boxes video game. Let's see Have you wait champion box and there it is. And it just came out?

It was like a fight night. No. 2-4. Knockout Kings. Yeah, that was the main guy. Yeah, the game was fucking tough. Oh, no, no, no. I thought those bitchs off of Ali. Knockout Kings.

Am I tripping? Kidding, trying to play Muhammad Ali games. Oh, look at those graphics. Oh, Lord. Yeah, that was a great game. Damn. Oh, wow Tyson fairy versus hey How's Tyson fairy been in the game fight night use would be a hot night. Oh my god

They would come back with that fight night. Have you played the UFC game? Yeah, I played it one It's legit especially the new one your boy was a unlocked unlockable kit downloady character in the game Yep, really? Yeah, I played the So what they had to do you had to I played the fuck. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. So what they had to do, they had to complete the story mode? I don't know. I was like a downloadable character if you did something. Damn.

I think I have your FC1, so I'm going to look at that. I know I played it. I played, that was hard. They tried to compare the fight knife. I'm going to try and get on the ground. There you go. I'm on there. You got to beat that story mode.

Do the green screen for your moves? Yeah. I got in trouble because I wasn't on the original roster and then they had me doing a marketing and I went on the podcast, firing the kid and I talked shit about EA sports and the USC did not like that. Oh, shit. What do you say about EA sports? I don't keep saying it. They're the reason they put me in it.

I was like, fuck, like I basically said, fuck EA sports, I get a lot of trouble I was working for the man at the time E.A. Sport to be fair. E.A. Sports is not all they they down now Well, they don't they still produce us wait so who produces the They have maddened they have NBA They don't have to NBA lot nobody plays the B lot You know, it's NBA to be a FIFA FIFA yup, Matt you said FIFA's a big one FIFA and Matt and her fuck

Who does NBA NBA 2G is a game sport? No, not not to K NBA the the the new NBA game The one that you play sports mallet Yeah NBA 2K that's they're not with the they have UFC they have Matt and their FIFA That's it right and then we don't know on place NBA live and it's just maddening FIFA. I mean, for big boys though. They are. They are.

I will. You have. Madden. Everybody. You're adding. I'm saying like for you, EA's not ESB game sports has NBA 2K. They even in the NBA street.

Fuck yeah. They have a new version of that. I downloaded it for my son. They do yeah, and they have Michael Jordan in the game They have you can get all the like old-school players all for you may street. Yeah, oh, so it's it's I think it's two on two it might be yeah, it's two on two because it was all too great Yeah, that's all right like I was Michael Jordan Dennis Robin and you play this all on your Nintendo Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm out of the cops. It's great. You should get it. Cause what's dope is you just download the game.

You don't have to buy the game anymore. You just download the game. Like when new game comes out, like $35, let me just download it. Like a old, like on a, just one console. Yeah, like we have like 10 games though. We have Mortal Kombat on there. And then also like what's dope is they do updates.

So like a Mortal Kombat have like, Sylvester Stallone, Roboc and Joker's on their name so you She didn't have to go get physically No, no, no, no, game stop is killing it now because of the whole stocks. It's back Thing but it's not necessarily like people are going in there to buy video games like people are going in there to buy video games. Oh, okay. I was confused. What's ridiculous now is if you buy the game,

you still have to down, like if you buy the physical game, you have to download it. It makes no sense. You have to download it. Like yeah, like I don't understand why people, like Xbox 360, you buy the game, you put it in, you can play, you Xbox One, you go, you buy the game, you have to download it and like,

it's so dumb. That's like renting a game. Like Minecraft. Well I like, there's certain things that you buy the game you have to download it and it's so dumb like Minecraft I like there's certain things that I buy the game for because like I like like NHL for example I from 2008 like eight on I like have the case yeah Like this is a classic. Yeah, you have that yeah, and well in the quality suit I mean those are five I have those I Can't play those games make me sick

No, I'm called a duty. No, call it duty. Yeah, because all the fucking running around is shit. I get it. At the certain while you get the certain while you get the most cardio. I'm like, no, it just makes my- It's my first time in a car. He's out of breath playing called the- The Christians, that's Adam Sandler, Mr. Deeds.

Sure. Yes, it is. That's fantastic. One of my favorite movies all the time. It's one of my favorite movies. I like a Deed. I love that movie. Apparently Adam Sandler took his family to I hop and the lady working in front turned down. Oh, you had that turn down. Wait, why? I don't know. Busy.

So basically the hostess saw the man and his family came in trying to get a table. It was a busy day. So they had only a they had a 30 minute wait. Adam Sandler basically left But the hostess didn't realize that it was Adam Sandler because of the mask She noticed later when a coworker told her they looked through CC TV Confirmed it was him and people basically saw on check-talk went viral and they love Adam Sandler for not flexing his celebrity card being like Oh, well, I'm Adam Sandler. Can you see me now?

Oh, well. Just so common. I like that. Mr. Deeds has a very special spot in my heart because right after I saw the movie, I asked out a girl. What year's that? How do you mean this stuff?

Let's see, old chapelas. That was, no, that was not 2003. Mr. Deeds was, I remember when I asked her out. It was 2002. Did she say yes? So you were, I don't know, I called her on the did she say yes so you were how no I called on the phone and

and 2002 15 so you're 15 you take this young Philly Dove to Mr. Deeds I did take her I went with my homies okay and then after the movie we were all high because it was a good movie and then everyday like hey man you know how you like such and so close in a It's the girl that got me into cheerleaders. It's me something super. No, nice Marissa. Yeah, yeah, so I Rinse the low-pissed. Okay, you first said last. That's fine. Yeah Well, she's married now, but I'm definitely aren't looking up your friends last right now

Yeah, I know she's I remember yeah, we were you definitely aren't looking up your friends last right now. Yeah, I know Remember yeah, we were all high. I remember we were at our junior high just walking around We would do that like late at night. Just walk around with each other like hey, we're just like homies man And then but you like yeah, cuz I had I'm right about her gift for her birthday. Oh damn I went to Victoria's secret not for a You heard like the lotion and the perfume? Thank you, that's what it was You see what I did Every single dude with game would go to Victoria's Secret

and buy the girl that they like or the girl from the perfume or the lotion See I remember the thing I thought you were like here's a thong girl I wasn't even 15 She's all like that I was just slow No, I've always been like a lover I've never been like oh I'm a little shimper few yeah strawberries and champagne well you then

They're like man, I think you got it. You know what I mean? Your buddies were high-pig as well. I was like yeah, I was like I got it. I think you did Yeah, so my homie gave me his phone. He had the flip phone. He was the only one with a cell phone Yeah, whatever it was. Probably like singing. And then I called her up and I was like, Hey, I was I was wondering if you you just got right. You went right to it. I went right to it. You ain't one.

Hey, she's all over. Oh my god. So. Yeah. See what? Hey, what's up, girl? I said, hey, what the hell was it? It's it's it's your pal. I was wondering, you know, if you'd be my girlfriend, and then she said, she's like, oh, now right now,

maybe sometime in a few years. And I told my boys, I was like, hey, no. She said, it's not a no. I was like, hey, no, no. I mean, you guys ever dated, no? No, never. Dang. Never dated.

Look, at least, hey, now is the future, though. She's married to kids. And you're a good girl. Yeah,, at least, Hey, now is the future though. She's married to kids. And you have a girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Awe girl. Man, shoot or shoot though. Shoot or shoot, dude, that's how I was though. I didn't know, like, there had to be a buildup

to like, when you talk to someone you got a day, you got to, like, there's a buildup. What say you asked, but I was just like, But there was a buildup, I don't think you're in the wrong. No, it wasn't a buildup. You were doing walks around the fucking school at night. Not what her. Oh, I Was with my homies we went what's on miss to these we snuck into the movie You know seem oh I thought you're saying you go on walks

No, and then we were like we were just hype on the movie because it was so dope Yeah, I wasn't and they were like hey man, you know because we were sitting at the school and the fucking Yeah, and they were like, hey man, you know, because we were sitting at the school in the fucking grass area or whatever. And they were like, yo, you need to fucking do it, man. You need to ask her. I ain't not like those pep got her. Get, no, no, those pep dogs, dude.

Me, like, I never, I don't even think she knew I liked her until I fucking asked her. Cause y'all was just homies, right? Cause that's how I was. I was just ask out girls like, Is that awkward on Monday when he saw her? No, cause I'm not an awkward mother fucker. You know, yeah.

I mean, I'm an awkward man. Yeah. No, cuz I'm not an awkward motherfucker, you know, yeah One time I asked out a girl in that I sent that sent in front of me in math class She I wrote it on a piece of paper. I said hey, we've been my girlfriend. What great is this? That was seventh grade. I remember I remember she she looked at it crumbled it up and just fucking do it right back in Rightfully so she she had every right Yeah, I was I was I was I was so hard for girls. I was I'm like just a lover and then I was then I was like, oh, this is gonna get one now that I was like You Okay I've asked out 50 women and they're the down to one. I haven't asked out 50, but I've asked that a lot Did you ask your current girl out was it was it just organic? I know I was like, hey, leave me my girlfriend. I live after how long?

Yes, go on hikes and shit don't stop, right? First of all, you guys are four months in you guys were hanging out for four months. Yeah, that's a good thing and see at the when I was younger I thought you was just like oh yeah You just if you like a girl you just ask her to be your girlfriend. It's kind of what you do when you're that young, but at 15? It sounded like you were asking out some assholes. I know I was.

So she crumpled up the note and threw it away. I mean, she had every right. Not really. She could be cool. Listen, I was a fucking nut. Oh, you're wild. Yeah. Well, you were drinking back then, though.

And, and you're, huh? Yeah, I was drinking. Come on out. Great. You were drinking sunscreen. Yeah, first, yeah, first, you're drinking wild turkey sunscreen. Yeah, I was drinking come on out great. You're drinking sense great Yeah, first yeah first you're drinking while turkey Yeah, dude that I'm telling you that's the first thing I got drunk off was while turkey That dog yeah, yeah, so they're probably yeah Yeah, I don't know he's stable for

Yeah, and I would get fights all the time. I was rowdy. I'd cuss out teachers And I'm like and then I'd be a you want to be my girlfriend I'm a Victoria T. Grant Hall. Yeah, that's all I say. Like, now that makes sense. That's it. That's it. Every right to like,

say, yeah, I'm gonna bring you that up. I'm gonna fuck you Miss Johnson, I'm leaving. I didn't walk out of class. And then you'd be like, don't forget your boy's job. But I'm, anything. I don't say, girl, that, that, that,

I didn't know you were getting hammered off wild turkey in seventh grade. That was the first thing I got to go. Of course they said no, duh. to first thing i got drunk on your liability yeah and it and then like i remember i said i just wrote a dance to do your high is to that again genius

my whole life has changed we bought it up yeah uh... i'll be in jr no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Yeah, you're thinking different one so what happened so I Ready the same girl. Yeah The that song started playing I was like oh fuck yeah At the tie-out in shit all uncomfortable and khakis Ro it's not walked up to her. I was like hey You know you want to dance you know and she was like oh my feet hurt. I was like, okay cool cool cool cool Same song is playing she's dancing with another fucking dude. Oh

Broke and this your friend now is she my friend now. Yeah, no, no, no, this is a different this is a girl that crumpled up the paper Damn you stayed on it though. I stayed on it. I'm you hammered at this party. No after. Oh yeah No after tell you after Hey, you like genuine I didn't drink till app to call you high and 21 Y'all and girl mate young girl and Mason. That's why mason a little different Yeah, when did you have your first shirt? He's never had a drink never had a drink. Oh, yeah, he still has it Don't drink a smoke But see what like did were you asking all girls like that like where you just like hey, will you be my girlfriend?

Yeah, you see what you at shoot or shoot man. Shooters back then. Yeah, shoot or shoot Shoot a shirt with with Nerf guns, you know back then. Yeah. Shoot or shoot. Shoot or shoot with Nerf guns, you know. Back then, I was shoot. How were you when you got your first kiss though? Oh fuck. I was 16. You were 16? Yeah, late in the game.

That's too late in the game. I mean, yeah. Hey fuck off, got him. Man, spells all out my first kiss at 27. No one can relate to it. No one can relate to it. I know the first kiss had 26. No one held hands with a girl first time at 29.

I had my first kiss in 6th grade as this mix girl. She was so bad and she was, she was aggressive. I remember she kissed me in front of all my home. She grabbed you. Yeah, like just, she had these big lips, she was missed, fine as fuck. There you go. We were both in sixth grade chill. So then, I'm actually kissing in front of all my friends

after some art class, and then I remember my friend Cameron Wilson pulled my pants down in front of everybody. Why you were making out? Yeah. Hey, it was so embarrassing. Look at that thing pop out. Yeah.

That's a hang, man. That's a thing, I hate it. Don't show on you camera, I got a big one. What a hater though. Yeah, what a hair. I's a hang man. That's a thing. I hate it. Don't show on you camera. I got a big one. What a haters. I wrote a love. Wait, how were you?

I wrote a love letter. It's 6th grade. I cried. She was in 8th grade. And I wrote like the... Oh, you always like Don't do women. I always like older women. And I write...

This is like us and us and us and Slough was popping. So I just wrote the whole third verse. Like you know, they called me L-I-K. B.A. Z.I. L.I. and I wrote all that and I put it in a locker and it was so many typos in that letter. She was like the answer's no but I think I can help you Dean. She became my Beauty She was I was like, you know, did you have a half in red? Did you get my letter? It's just like yeah, we're y'all were y'all bad students like me? No, no I was just oh I was trying to go to University of Colorado. So I I got good grades I had to get good but you know, I'm talking about like behavior. What you never never know no, no

It's too focused on fucking liars. What? Anyone can connect with me in here. Okay, you were bad student Christian. No, I got like good grades I was just when I was young I was out of control like in seventh grade. I got into like Three none of them were my fault. I would admit that but I was like, like I was having a racer fight, like with my friends, like in middle of class, like we just are homing shit at each other. Are they the youngest? Yeah. Like I was getting into a couple of fights in seventh grade,

but like I wasn't like, like me and my friends, like it was the same friend group since like second grade. So we were just very small, a town, very small school. We were just out of control. You trying to swing at your teachers? No! I didn't know! I didn't know y'all had a full fight. Let me see. a town very small school we were just out of control. Do you try to swing at your teachers? No. I didn't know. I didn't know y'all had a full fight.

Let me hear you. Okay, I never had a full fight. I'm not correct. Jen, you had your first girlfriend win. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, my first girlfriend probably goes 20, no, 23, 24. Oh, late. Yeah, even when you were, but before them were cheap like trying to dance and singing shit

now so I'm The only reason I had girlfriends because they did the move because I was so I was super super shy They had to be yeah, yeah bigger at the time. Oh, no, so when I was in my 20s or you know, I met early 20s I was probably a yeah, yeah, I lost all the way. Wait, you were bigger 300 pounds I'm at early 20's. At least 20's lost that's why yeah, yeah, lost that away. Wait, you were bigger? 300 pounds.

300 pounds. What? The chain got shredding, you just stopped and you got shredding. Did we have a picture? I have two, yeah. This is what I did. Some of my favorite pictures on earth.

Yeah. And what's your first boyfriend, Kat? My first boyfriend was in seventh grade. It's about normal. You see? And then I got a boyfriend in high school and like kept him forever. Yes you did. Captain for way too long. I appreciate that I've had my first girlfriend now because yeah I was just too crazy.

A little more mature now. A lot more mature. You guys can't be talking. No way. No one tried to swing at a teacher. No, dude We don't play that shit, don't y'all don't play that shit. I mean I want playing. Hey dope ass teachers. We can't have teachers a fine The best Teacher Bro, we're great. Oh six grade you're crushing a teacher. Yeah, I had a crush on my fourth grade teacher, but I. Aw, sixth grade? You're a crush on a teacher.

Yeah, I had a crush on my fourth grade teacher, but I was like, ah, there's no question. Look at this. That was chint. God damn! Thank you. Proud of you now, but. Damn.

Those are overalls you're wearing? No, no, those best. Oh, that's not overalls. It's like that's with jinkles. Oh, God, I got it. She looks so scared. Ha, ha, ha It's like that's with jinkels. Oh. Oh, god, I got it. She looks so scared. I'm gonna have to bleep her, not bleep her, but blur her face out.

This is from Dallas and Dallas. No, this is here in Orange County. Oh, in Orange County. It's Sadie Hawkins. Once again, the girl has that. The girl has that, yeah. I'm a Sadie Hawkins. Yeah.

I went to a couple dances. I got down a little. Chimp was dead. It's just this picture is so crazy because it looks like I'm a ventriloquist. I'm not even kidding. Like I'm like a puppet. Do you have a, are you seeing Bill now? Christian? I just never really. I had a girlfriend when I was younger. Once I got to high school, I did not want to deal with it. I didn't have the time to play sports.

I had schoolwork. I just did not want to deal with it. I didn't have the time to play sports. I Schoolwork, I just did not want to put up I didn't want to deal with all that bullshand right now You know those girls that don't have bullshit Yeah, not where I went not where I went You find I don't find stable girl hang where I went. Not where I went. You'll find it. I don't find it. I don't find it stable, good. I'd like hang around with one for like a little bit by never would put a label on it.

Ever. I just never wanted to be like tied down. It was a situation shit. Yeah. Like I'd like hang around with her and like have like fun like we'd hang out for a little bit and then like I'd just get bored with it. Have you hung out with anyone recently?

Oh yeah, when I was back home in Rhode Island for a little bit. That you know? I'm just got here. Oh true. Like, uh, yeah, no, not like the girls out here. How long are you down here? How are you on the absence though? Oh yeah.

Yeah, come on. No, no, no, no, no, no. Someone coming up, bro. Yeah, come on, someone's coming up. We got to set you up. No, there's actually a girl from back home that's actually moving out. So I'm going gonna set that up. I'm gonna help her transition to like,

who's us? Yeah. There you go. Plan L alone. I know, right? Yeah. I like that, Chris. Big plans.

That's the Eucrister. My way, so like, she's not superficial, like I care about who you are, money wise. She legit, it was crazy. I got a text last night from uh... my friend who was visiting like my my oldest brothers friend like uh... went to middle school with the skid he who lives out here now his sister was out here recently on her flight back to Boston she was talking about how she was

moving out here and there was a squirrel from work the town on from started to talk to her i got a dm from the uh... sister saying, yeah, I just met your friend. I'm not going to say a name, but so long story short, this doesn't really make any sense. I know. I'm sorry. I'm trying to, I'm never so much as long as I'm short. I think it's a long story.

So, but I'm locked in. My friend met a girl I grew up with on a plane. Yeah, from middle school. From middle school and found out that she's moving out. Oh, weird. And then you're gonna help her. Yeah, she's a cam. Should I come learn this?

I know, that story made no sense. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But she was telling me she's like, yeah, I'm nervous to moving out.

I don't know. I don't know. Don't worry. I'm out here now. I'll take care of you I'll make sure you get situated Oh, no, I'll show you around don't worry like John B. Bruh. That's what you like who oh Yeah, you smooth. They don't know oh school You gotta be careful with these girls out here. Don't break out the case telling I was single brah last year in quarantine like I'm talking about like February and March It's like crazy these girls was like I was going a little player stuff like that. I thought I was the man I told this girl like you're the man a little bit and I told the girl like you'll put your you know

Put your number on my phone. I'm chopping it up with her all that. She's like all right cool call me all right I walk off she even get a put her number in the phone. She can't stop herself a hundred dollars get a put a number in the phone. She can't stop herself a hundred dollars. Yeah, that's a scam. That's the scam. Women, they do that out here, bro. Be careful. She has a name never.

That's bad. What the fuck? They put you in the middle of it. Yeah, why only a hundred? Why would you? She was, because the honey. She's my wife, I'm the retoucher. Yeah, I'm the retoucher.

Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, she was bad. She sent herself a hundred dollars. Yeah, I was like, give me a call. I was like, alright, dog. Did you open up the contact? No, so listen. Yeah, she was bad Way out the cuz you like ooh cuz you can't you void it or something cuz she Contacting phone there. Yes, exactly. I put all I was on there were represented. That's right too late My whole but the thing about you do that you cash up we cash up someone your email pops up

So I didn't notice tell I'm like, you know, right? I call ship. I'm like bro. Yeah, I'm gonna you tell me this yeah Yeah, so we care yeah, it's a new scam going on out here as well, though, but Bro, you got to talk to Justin about it, but I don't put my man business out there But yeah, what happened? Oh come on man. Yeah, you can't do that You don't have to make it personal about Justin, but we'll know it's him Just tell us the scam though, so come on Christian sing on Wait you guys a girl coming out here We don't believe it to be a friend friend from middle school who's oh you We don't believe it to be a friend from middle school who's oh

I mean that was that was more like that cash out. I'm just be aware of that But I mean I've never I mean I've got numbers on it never that has that happened to me, but oh, wasn't that yeah Yeah, we want to know the scam. Yeah, it's I don't know scam I want it now just give us the general idea of this. The general idea is like, you know, Justin, like he's down $200 because it's girl, but I let, I can't roll it like a shop. That's not. That's not me money.

It's kind of like, it's more like a PayPal, all right, because he's selling merch, right? And, oh, can I put this in the cell? Nah, it's too close. He had to tell a story. Yeah, but he down to on it. And they do that. Do you think it's a scammer that he just get hustled?

But on these apps though, because you on these apps, right? Because he just ends on all of them. On PayPal? I said, I put you. The dating apps. Is there a PayPal dating app? I guess. No, no.

It's not. PayPal is just like, it's like sending money. No, PayPal is just. What's the date that linked to? Like cash app? No, there's no dating apps us linked to I think Justin was trying to pay for something. Yeah, and then guys

You know, there's nothing like a dating site link Because like grinder and tinder and all that and bumblebee or JD or farmers only or black there's no There's just just black There's no money but you go money exchange There's just just black There's no money but you go money exchange Black So I mean I have like match with like I match with a girl in Tinder Like we were supposed to go out to dinner and everything's just like yeah, I need gas money

So can you Venmo me $25? No, no, no, no, but you know that no, but was that like the situation? No, no, no, no, no, I would just be for my situation and I grew a cash up What's up $100?100. I never know No, I never Justin. Oh, it's just I don't know Yeah, but that that cash up thing that was the thing that was going around That was going around like during quarantine like and it was like it was training on Twitter I was like, I got got yeah, quick given girls your phone. Yeah This oh you on type in here. I'll talk about it. I'm not giving them my phone Fuck you, but I'm saying you already have it

Let's say you have your phone you already have the contacts and the numbers like that and then she's tight Absolutely not. No, no, just tell me your fucking number I Didn't see what she was but I don't like her once she puts in that's it I don't like like I make sure to watch her put it in yeah, but I'm so I wouldn't give her my phone though But we're parallel to each other. We're gonna give someone your phone No, if you tell you rapping right like yeah, man, listen put your number And I know what you're not a girl and then I can do it. Why I know that I don't have that you know I don't I can I'm not feeling about our Falcon. I can do it myself

Yeah, I get what now it's like it's just more something to keep like you pull up the context of your viking with the girl You pull up the concept here and I just where you have to be to go through my app, right? Because you know, I'm chopping up with it. I was like the constant here. And I'm just where you have to be to go through my app, right? Because I'm chopping up with it. I was like, it's easy to search because they just slide down the search. And it's like, I'm just, I type move girl.

So here's another thing she clearly wasn't, she didn't like you clearly. There wasn't a vibe if she had the intent of getting money from you. Yeah, hustle. It's a different strippers. You thought a stripper like you. Exactly. And we always money on strippers

Yeah, when guys are like man cinnamon actually she's time out leaving man. I'm gonna give her some money so she can get out What yeah, they get you to hooters. They get the best tips who do hooters. I do I can do it hooters wings Anything you don't want anything else on the menu. Dude, don't touch any other. They don't touch a burger. They're from the air and wings, that's wings. No burgers, the hooters in Long Beach by the race track. By the restoration hardware.

The girls are really good. Because you know now hooters, because everyone's well, you know hooters can't hire girls just based off their big titties. Yeah, that was the thing for a while though. There was a lawsuit about that. Really? Yeah, when hooters started popping off, there was a lawsuit where a girl said she was a hire because she didn't have big boobs.

Did they say that to her though? That was one of those pre-work visits at that time. It's hooters talk. Yeah, that's the whole-work was it at that time it's who the stock yet that that's all the soon that i felt not running fast enough that like you have a run fast

that i think she won based off of like some sort of she or and so it became policy with hooters where they couldn't deny someone a job because you didn't have big boobs but what you would have to do is part of your uniform you'd wear multiple bras to push it up even more. So some girls would walk around with like three bras and then Victoria's Secret came out with that bra that did two cup sizes up.

So how about you, what girls would do that? And it just pushes the skin up, I guess? Or a shot bra? It's basically like, imagine like your hands and you're just like pushing the bar if I was just watching and I did We should be we're job at hooters being a waitress you know, you know, I'll work you You're been until to kill I don't think we have a lot of them out here You know, there's some out here. Yeah, but now the thing that kind of arrives hooters is twin peaks. Oh,

Twin peaks twin peaks has some back home also references to big titties back We have a better one in Atlanta and in Houston twin peaks But it's a twin peaks. Yeah, for sure. I used to talk to the girl Two peaks. No, yeah, yeah back home in Arizona, we have this thing called Bikini Beans. Oh yeah. Where the bikini and the circle. Oh, I think this one in Orange County. Oh yeah, we're going to lunch.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah, the coffee shop. It's dark roasted in Dixock. What? Is there one? Is there? Here? Twin Peaks?

I think they're out here. They're in like Cal Lays. Oh no, yeah, because that's the thing. I would imagine like Orange County or Orange County for sure. They're in Calays County. Orange County, I feel like Vietnamese coffee shops kind of have a monopoly on that.

Sacramento, Phoenix, there's one in Denver. Yeah, go to one in Atlanta. They have one in Atlanta. Arizona. Talk to the girl. Yeah, we got them in Arizona. Oh, they have a roadhouse out here. The owner of Roadhouse commits suicide. What's roadhouse?

Oh, yeah, we're so steakhouse like a Texas Roadhouse. Yeah, oh, don't recommend suicide. Oh really? Why pandemic shit? Oh, it's recent shit. Yeah, super recent Yeah, something that got look at him That's a guy we expect to own Texas your own house. Yeah So bear tonight is tonight is you think of dealing like you always yeah, you know Titus is a freaking it sucks, especially if you're because most audio guys Yeah, but they if you mention it then you start hearing it again

But if you don't talk about it for a while you it kind of goes away. How do you kill him, so? You're here, so to help. There's stuff, but I don't think, once you have it, you're gonna always have it. It just can sound like a jet engine roaring inside your air. It's just 24-7. There's no cure for it. Not that I know of.

How do you kill him, so? I'm not sure. I made that up, I have no clue. Oh. They don't tell. 537 texts were on house. Those things were lit too, man. They had the peanuts all over the floor and shit. Yeah, I love that shit. Just eat the roll shit on the floor. Yeah, they had a good chicken fried steak or a cut steak there too.

Yeah, it's pretty good. The best cut steak, but it's making nice. Yeah. And then the rolls, the rolls were lit as well. The rolls are the most. I know what you're talking about. We can't have them. We can't have them anymore. Remember, and then the rolls the rolls were lit as fun rolls are Yeah, I know what you talking about you like our yeah, we can't have them anymore. I'm a rare lobster rolls Oh, those are really good. I know you are still around. They are they're very famous. I actually buy them at the grocery store Yeah, you can buy your own you can make it home. Yeah, what do you look like the chatter crab? Yeah Grossy stores you can get a target ralves. Oh really? Yeah, I can't eat red lobster

I just get the rolls yeah, you get those you can get full off the rolls Crab rolls or rolls with like a cheddar roll them and have some crab in my dad I eat them if they sprinkle some of the stuff I know that's not Do you like those places where you eat the crabs all messy and shit Morning crap like falling wrap real spicy. I have gloves. It's a lot of work This is like so much more a lot of work. You gotta work gloves when you eat. Oh Oh, just so like it doesn't like contaminate Hands up. Let your hands eat the get off roll. He smell like garlic for the rest of the day

Yeah, I'm gonna fucking hands up. Let your hands eat, the, the, the get off roll. You smell like garlic for the rest of the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never had me hurt. Never had me hurt, but it's disgusting. What's crustaceans? Seafood restaurants. Oh, crustaceans good.

Yeah, in his way, but I love seafood. Seafood is dope. I remember in the South, they had these like bowling crabs where he just throw like all these, and he had to dump it in, and he had to eat one last corn on the cob. Right, him, I wonder what they do. They still do it here.

Or two small potatoes. Two small exactly. Like bowling crab, their Chitty bang bang shrimp is nice Come to the side of white rice and I get an extra hot. What is this? I get a scolding hot Crawford crawfish no, it's a fried no, it's not that It's there my mouth is watering. It's there. I know this still looks so good. I wish I could oh It's almost like their popcorn shrimp, right? It's breaded and then deep fried It's deep fried, but then they just douse it with their sauce and butter and there's rice and he makes it all up

It's fucking great. Hey, I think I'm good with avocado now. You powered through it? Yeah, powered through it. Oh, you can eat avocado? Yeah, I was just doing it little by little, very, very little. You're trying to just take it, yeah, take it, baby steps. Congratulations, take it, baby steps.

Now you can have avocado toast like everyone else in the lane, like avocado. I don't think I want that. Yeah, I love avocado toast. That's good, I like this too. I went to Chipotle and I, like I just, I saw you get the side of the good. I went to Chipotle. Yeah, I saw you get the side by the whole side.

And then I just like, you know, little by little. So I think I'm, you know, come on now. I know. I'm a little bit of a journalist, I do. Sure. Do you want to do the rating segment? Oh, I forgot. Oh, yeah.

Let's do that. A lot of people have been asking where it's meant. Oh, okay. It's once a week, man. Do we not do it last week? No, we didn't. We didn did. We didn't last week. Yeah, Monday people were saying, like, oh, why was it a rating segment?

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So rate my state. This is Andron. He's five, seven hundred hundred six pounds I love that he gave his height and weight of the Zerv fighter EMT Orange County five Orange County five I thought he was for sure Jersey sure oh oh you when you put the kids in you get a bonus point come on man so the kid he's a firefighter firefighter firefighter. Firefighter. He's a reserve fighter fighter.

What does that mean? EMT? That means he's on the bench. So if there's a fighter, he's like the last one. The slide down the pole? He's like the non-the pole. I think he's at home and like, hey dog, we need your help. You're gonna touch your shit off, man.

Hey, it's just too big, don't we? It's a fire shipper right here over here. I'm telling that they call it. Have you seen it's the two big don't we? Yeah, it's fire's everywhere. You know what I'm saying? I'm telling that they call, have you seen only the brief? No, no. Oh man. Oh, that, about the California fires. Oh yeah, I think that, yeah, that huge. Those are, he's the guy who they call up when there's that,

those massive fires. For a fire's, yeah, wildfires. Yeah, so he's not, I don't think he's working, I think he's a EMT full time, probably. Okay, okay. Orange County five, God, dude, Do your firefighter any EMT? Wait, so if you reserve, you have to say that on your pouch, like I'm a reserve.

You have to be on your pouch, though. So he thinks he's an orange county, he's a bad guy. Yeah. He's fucking schools like you. So wait, he's saying he's an orange county five. I get mine in a five. I get mine in a five. I'm a seven.

What are you giving me? I would give him an orange county, a, I give him six in orange county. Yeah, I'm gonna give him a six. He looks like a seven there. Yeah. It almost looks like a different guy. That's the best picture of him.

Well, you're gonna send your best. And is that nice little Sam and dinner waiting for him? I like them. Well, you're gonna send your best And is that nice little salmon dinner waiting for him? Any give us a side picture small though Five seven hey, we can knock people for the height small. Oh, yeah, we do we got it up people like We got to do people like small guys for the height. Well, no, some people like that. There's a market for that like a question I actually like short guys better. I'm gonna give them a seven. How tall Stevie? Like five seven five eight. I'd say five short. Yeah, he's short. She said I think most girls prefer taller guys though Yeah, recently it's been like girls were even my high one guy who's like six one and up. Yeah, by recently mean for all of

10 and up not necessarily six one for a while there were girls who were just like I will only date a guy if he's Above six feet tall before like if you're 5 10 5 11 like you can kind of play with the numbers Yeah, I don't think that yeah, maybe but I think for all six, as long as mankind's been around, they like the bigger dude. If you go on any dating app, like if you're swiping, swiping, there will be like, at least seven out of the 10, like say you swipe 10 times. Six, but. Seven out of 10 will be like, oh, don't message me

unless you're six feet tall. But that's the stand, I don't even, I don't even try to swipe left, I'm not even worth it. They write that? Yeah, of course. Is there a side? Is there not a dating site for short people? I wish I'd not even worth it. They write that? Yeah, of course. Is there a dating site for short people? I wish I'd be fucking hell.

I can't, I can't, chin, look that out. There has to be a, there has to be a, there has to be a site for everything. But many days. What's fucked up is if I put in my bio, don't swipe right unless you're under like 130. You're any canceled? Yeah, yeah.

It's right, yes, the double standard of my men There has to be It's hope for me now. She don't she don't short is he he's from 5.8. David always small Shorkeens have always walked the moon I'm not the downer. So just an actual, short-king dating. Yeah, short-king dating. It's a sight. Oh, it's a sight.

I don't want to do those sights. Hey, do you better get on there? You better stop playing. Stop playing, bro. He was updated. The sights. Well, let me see this tweet. Look, it says, it says, I'm fucking tired of short use

as an insult. Short gave you Donald Glover, short gave you Tom Holland, short gave you Daniel Caluia, short gave you Bruno fucking Marsh, short-king's of theia, short gave you Bruno fucking Mars, short Kings of the enemy of body negativity, and I'll be forever proud to defend them. Damn right? I'll defend short.

Kevin Hart's short. Kevin Hart's short. Super short. Now do you want me to go to the list of successful tall people? Oh, don't do it like that. I mean, not do that. We'll have that one at a time.

When I kind of Tom, like, I mean, hey, don't get me wrong. No, there is a lot of successful short people. Tom crew crew Tom crew. Yep, Tom mollberd. Yep. I just said Kevin Hart Don't you know, I guess like there's like a so we got to go to the rock you want to go to But not even like in acting there you generally pretty small Actors no, they're not like huge What is going on? What do you qualify for that as?

I would say 5-9 and under short. Okay, that's very. Yeah. Wow. The Christians get on this. Oh, no, no, no. You get on it. You get on it so we make a segment for the show.

Oh, that's great. Get on it, so we make a segment for the show. Oh, the show. It's called Short King. Short King with Christian and dude, and you're going on these tiny dates. Hey, dude, they think it's tiny dates. Hey, what are you guys? What's this? What's this?

They can see Christ on camera, yeah? Yeah, yeah. Barely. Barely. Yeah, we need to get another set up. Yeah, we did. How long do we get in the new studio? We'll have Christian. Yeah, Christian will be all get another setup. Yeah, we did

All of me here dude, so sure must be a short king five eight or shorter or short king lover and Dude and their LGBTQ friendly. Oh, I like that Look at a little short Look at Gus look a Bailey dude Short a first responder Yeah, I don't have a mask on my fill. Yeah, she'll fill. Yeah, damn it. I'm in the app store She's five. I see on on the app store. Not yet when oh I'll get early as part just started Sign up for our beta and get free premium for one year

I'm gonna put my email in email in what is it? Oh, I can't put on air though No, we'll do it after dude short king One of my email in his email and what is it? Oh, I can't put on air though. No What what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what Dude now I wonder if it's gonna be regular sized girls or if it's tiny girls too on there They showed a 510 girl. She told her that girls are into short dudes See I did look hang out with a girl who's like 510 and like When I realized I like tall girls was when I like her and I went to a kiss She had to like bend down or like like like squat to kiss me. Like a big. Yeah, not like she was like sitting on the armrest like I

like to get head level with me. I was like standing on my tiptoes. I was like, I had the same for me. So with your ideal girls, five, two, five, three. Oh yeah, I'd go same height, maybe like even an inch or two tall. Just like I'll tell you five, five. So if we got like a five, there's a lot of bad

he five, three, five, two. Yeah five there's a lot of bad E5352 And what what what an ethnicity we talking here white no If you don't want to deal with all the drama though you might want to go with the basic white Why could be drama. Hell yeah. They're just so, I like, like, I like Asian, Latina or Black. I just like Asian, more talented too. I just like anything that has like a little

Ficiness in it. Yeah, you like the white girls. Yeah, you like short black girls, huh? Ah yeah. Yeah. With like a blood ass. Yeah. Dude, let's get on short kings only.

Oh my god. I got it. I lived as a short black king only. Oh, that. Wait, what? Why are you laughing? Wait, why are you laughing? No, he could be on there because he likes black.

Oh, I got it. He likes short black queens. That's not a short black queen. Okay. Shorty queens. I'll look you up with my home girl. She black short. No, man, don't list them out.

Stay on the app. This girl's gonna steal your fucking money apparently No, I don't trust her man. Oh so back there. Yeah, I give him a six I give him five You know I'll give him I'm with shapel. I'll give him a seven just because he's a firefighter and he's a dad My kids cute as five now. He's a five in every picture, but the one he is a seven He got a good tea with the nice salmon dinner next home. He's got good tea. Tell you shout out to Anjohn. Yeah Don't look like he very Is he Italian or Indian Indian?

Indian can be Persian. Oh, yeah, dude Anjohn's not a talent cat. Anjohn that photo. He looks a little Italian to me It's just because he's tan with brown eyes. Yeah, he's definitely the first to face cut. Yeah, first to face that. I'm tan with brown eyes. Some drama going on. I'm tan with brown eyes. You're not tan.

I want to say tan. You're having a meeting. No, she got you. Oh, Chad. Father of three at 25 wow Wow, he's work or hashtag good guy 25 Ontario Canada father of three Canada has some Dimes guys, and why is it looks so different? Yeah, well he's got wait there look so different. Oh, we had his girl on there. Wait, looks like we had his girl on. Oh, that's a girl. Oh, I think we're gonna be a baddie. Yeah, I I said in his submission, he did say, you mentioned that his girl was on any

toll. He said he wanted to say tell Brennan to chill talked about my girls. Maple leaf hitters. I did call her takes all day. That's also to sign up for when you submit your wife on there. His wife is a diamond with those piercing blue eyes. What did we give his to cue couple? We give her a pretty high rating. Yeah, we worship the big Maple Leaf titties. I would definitely say Chad shaved the mustache. If you want to

give it a mustache. He's tatted up. He's a child youth worker. Followed three also fought. The bow tie kind. His friend is a one. His friend is a one. I would give him his friend is a one. His friend is a one although looks very friendly and life of the party, but still a one. Um, I give Chad It can't have some dimes. I give Chad a five you're five even though he's child you three Ontario five or Actually most of them I'll drop them down the six. I give him Ontario five. Okay, I'll take because L All right, so we're doing our terrier I'm gonna burn I give a five you're five.'m gonna five so what is LA be rating big? Oh How dare you go there? Yeah, LA dude

Yes, so many failed actors and comics out here man, and they're good looking Yeah, he's a le3, but he's a Canada 5 Cat, what do you give him here the female here for guts? I have never been to Canada so I can't assess what his Ontario They're popping me. You would have Vancouver Toronto Montreal because I know girls in Canada tend to be hottest fuck guys I don't know, there's a lot of yeah hot guys break I don't think Bieber's the most attractive man. Oh wow really? I think he's attractive I don't know you're stuck. He's short white. No I like I either like really nerdy Asian guys or Guys I look like Paul Walker. Those are like my two Before after Paul Walker went ever I loved him. So after the two. Yeah, after. Huh? Paul Walker before or after? Paul Walker went ever.

I love him. So after the accident, yeah. Sure. Absolutely. What? Chris Dark. Dark. Whoa.

Dude's going dark. Yeah, I was going to throw that out. I was going to throw that out. We were trying to make you a short king. Yeah, you're fucking yourself. We're going to throw that out. That's what we speak. But I see you like LA34.

This dude, Chris. How do you know him? Orlando Florida, do you know him? He DM'd DM me. But you don't know him. No, I don't know. Okay, well, he's 26. Who has some style, those dunks are fly, jeans are fly.

Look at the outfit is fly. Oh, yeah, all the way home. That haircut, that Nixon, jeans are fly. Look at the outfit. That's why. All the way home. That the haircut. That Nixon watch, not fly. Orlando, Florida, six foot, 175. I mean, he's body up. Amateur fighter. Okay.

Podcast, we're good for you. TSA agent. Come on man. Come on man. We gotta go through Orlando. I'm gonna choose my words. Why? He got hookups on buddy passes.

Uh. I'm gonna go eight. eight yeah I was gonna say eight I'm gonna go eight Orlando eight yes I'll give him Orlando eight yeah yeah I'm gonna hard Mickey Mouse eight yeah that outfit there's pretty fly what do you give him cat do you like black cats a little cat yes I do very specific ones though Like I think it just L.B. is fine as fuck, huh? Let's say in darker ones Yeah, him I think Tray songs fine. I think Michael B Jordan is very handsome There's one more. Uh, his name Romeo Miller is fine. There's a Rome Flynn from Yeah, he's not he's not black. He's mixed. Yeah, how to get away with murder. Yeah, he's not black. He's he's mixed. Yeah, how to get away with murder? Roam Flynn is a beautiful

Fuck he's not but he's I think he's like yeah, he's not for I think it's because he looks Filipino That's why I think he's a mix. Oh, he's definitely good looking. Yeah, he's fine. That dude's a yeah, it's fun Okay, it's fine. Yeah, I'm not. Okay, it's fine, fine. All right, let's go back to home, boy. That guy is fine as shit, man. But that's also what's rolled around L.A. Chris, right? That's what I say Orlando, Orlando A, yeah. Five in L.A.

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Yeah, that would be higher You didn't say hired in the five of a safe. I was See but but I know Justin you give him a three but you give my four no one gave him higher though You gave my five years close friends. Yeah, which is fine. No, you know higher than me. You gave him a five-year close friend. Yeah. Which is fine. No, you gave him a three, because you said chin was higher. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Let Justin got his teeth fixed. Oh, Justin is six. Yeah, Justin is six now. Yes, teeth fixed. That gives you crazy points. Crazy points.

Ooh, Heather, and listen, you don't have to give your height and weight. We're not trying to get in trouble here. Port Arthur, Texas, I have no clue where that's been all over Texas. I have a text tattoo. Five four, one, 70, oh, you thick, thick, finance major works for Motiva, 24. She's on the left there. She's on the left there she had the sister on the right I assume Okay, she looks she looks bigger than five four like she looks tall

It's your point Porter that's close to Dallas. It's like this one's gonna say is that This is the hood coming shout out to Porter I got friends. I think it's like Opalaka. It's kind of like that If you're toady out there, It's like a gather like 24 out. God you look nice She looks real friendly finance major smart. Yeah Taxis so she's a southern bell. She didn't take care of try cook you some peach cobbler for the fuck of it You peach cobbling a dick sock Anyone With that right? That's the South do that's what they do. I mean, I don't know. She's and I'm just saying that's the thing. Go back to I. Okay. Damn. That's her mom. Clearly. Yeah. Okay. That might be her friends.

I was about to say a fine. I mean, to say, yeah, you get that, you get that older friend, though. Your friend has old face. So Heather's 24 5 4 1 70 I like how you want to roast everyone who isn't in the Hold on hold on would you think they're the same age? So let's assume that the weather's 24 let's assume that her twenty let's call her friend Diane on the left. Okay. So let's say she's 24 She's 24 She got if she's 24 she'll have old face Old face, oh face god, yeah, so you mean tell me there's nothing out, but there's nothing wrong with that We get my face

I mean you know how old face But there's nothing wrong with that we get my face Like what you look you Enough about our older friend. Let's talk about Heather. All right. I give Heather a seven. I was gonna say seven. I was gonna say seven point. Because she also a good thick thick.

Yeah. Texas seven are a port Arthur seven. No, a port Arthur. Now listen, I've been a port Arthur is nothing out there. So we're gonna do Texas. All right, just to port out that she's a 12. Oh, no. But Texas in general. Texas in general, I in general I say seven she looks so friendly. I give her seven seven a half

Five four 170 girl Nice teeth everything's bigger Texas everything's big Bigger Texas everything's big it is all I can say is wait till the next person. Oh, where? Veronica Veronica. All right. What Veronica talks about oh You know her too you know Veronica Wait, did she submit herself for King this no, that's a different girl, right? Listen, let's just Everyone's trying to figure out how they know her. Barack is 25 Baker's Field.

Baker's Field, shout out the floor. Lot of shout out to math. Baker's Field, California, 510-170. Mother of two, stay in active shooting hoops, jogging, drives the hemmy dodge RT charger. I fell in love when I saw her. She definitely a LA. Oh, like she's an angel.

What are we doing? LA, our Bakersfield. Bakersfield, you know what I mean? She's a 12. No, let's do it. Bakersfield, she's a 15. Okay, I'm happy. I've been to Bakersfield.

She's an LA nine. She a nine. She's nine, nine, nine, two, nine and a half. I just don't give out 10s around here, but she's a nine, she's as close we've come to 10. Correct. And she's a mom. A mother of two and've come to 10 correct and she's a mom as a Father of two and good shit and those bakers feel the hitters and she can hoop with us love and basketball kind of get on the team girl

She's super bad clearly Latin as well. What you want to play full set of lips as well? Well play for your heart dog She's not what do you give her chin? Why are you looking at me? Cause I like your face staring at the camera. I'll say this, she's definitely hot, right? Oh, I hear her. Oh, really good. Jenny Gideon.

Jenny always cracks my heart. No, the day is, because her face looks like there's so much work done. So that's her lips. Maybe her lips are, probably her little lips. I think it's just her lips. Maybe, good eyelashes. But something, for whatever reason,

when I see something that doesn't look real It kind of knocks down a little bit. Do you think that's not way that she does her makeup? Maybe that's you but her tits look great. I like her tits. I know they're not real Real your dad saying tits her I know right her breasts look fucking fantastic She looks great right here. She's super bad. She She's the highest ring. I'll say I'll say You say not you still give her a chance feels peer pressure to say that but you'd probably give her seven if we're off if you're off I'll give her eight. Yeah, there you go. You know you know, you know, you pretty well. I give her a nine and a half But if you see a big you see a basketball would you give a higher grade if she looks more real? Yeah, she like yeah

No, I'm talking about playing basketball. She can get down I see if she said she'll her best video would you to give her like Oh, I would love to see a video fuck about that. Yeah, I love see a video. I would I would D the fuck out of it I would lock every one of her shots Yeah, I don't care, but I don't really shoot over you. No chance. She is 510 though. Yeah And I'm 64 and I blocked the fuck out of her She's smoking There's that smoking. Shut up. Barani. Highest highest ranking we've had for sure. Yeah. You take the rate my state crown right now, girl. Yeah. All right, that's all the contestants. We have for this. Good job. For sure. Hell yeah. Okay. So Caitlin Jenner is gonna run for governor of California and Arnold

Schwarzenegger came out and said that he thinks she has a really good chance of winning against Gatins. Yeah, I gave him a hard ending. Yeah, you have the heart. Yeah, did you? Yeah, you said it right. Can't don't let the bull be racist. We'll take it like God's to be racist. No, but you said that God's to be racist. No! That guy's all that God's racist.

You look at it. I'm just gonna say it. I'm just kidding, guys. You got to nuncey everything. Yeah, you got to tiptoe around. We just call him Arnold. I just call him Arnold so I don. Yeah. We just call him Arnold. I just call him Arnold, so I don't get to.

I call him Arnold. OK, so our former governor, the terminator, came out and said that he thinks that Caitlin Jenner would do really well against Gavin Newsom during the recall. Here's the thing about this, and listen, no one hates Newsom more than me. I'll just pry a few people out there that do. And he hates a strong word.

I just dislike him. I, he's corrupt as fuck. But, and he's dealt with the handling of this pandemic, probably the worst out of anyone besides the New York governor. But the thing about the recall is, it's gonna take forever. Like the white time, not God now.

By the time it happens, I think they're saying things will start popping like November really, so it's almost a waste of time And then there's really like me let's Caitlin Jenner doesn't really know politics He's not like a strong famous candidate like on a Schwarzenegger So by the time this goes around everything's gonna be open schools gonna be open stores gonna be open So there people are just gonna forget about it. Do you think it all blows over us soon as we open up? As soon as we open up, no one's gonna give a fuck about me somewhere to recall anything.

But what the recall does help is, but what's interesting is before the pandemic, Newson was killing it. California's like doing the best that we've ever done, you know, with money and the infrastructure and everything, he was crushing it. Then the pandemic hit and he just shit his pants and locked us down and fucked every small business over.

And schools and suicides up in gun violence. Anyways, but when things open up, no one's gonna care. Yeah. And then Caitlin Jenner's not strong enough can I do anything? Like, look on it. So, Caitlin Jenner over, I would vote for Caitlin Jenner or Nesim.

We're not gonna have to. By the time your thing ups up, this can be no one's gonna, we have bigger problems. Yeah. Alrighty. By the time your thing ups up, this can be, we have bigger problems. Yeah. All righty. Okay, so Justin Bieber is being accused of cultural appropriation again because recently he showed a photo on Instagram of his new hair, which is him in the process of getting dreadlocks.

Who's accusing him? Uh, the internet. They don't count. They don't count. Yeah, I mean mean it's just fucking So now that really ruins your day that now hold on now no one can have Dreads you can only have dreads if you're black. That's the rule Both Twitter's rules. Yeah, I'm sure Justin I give a fuck. Yeah. I hope he's not paying attention

Yeah, I would is this a venue mark. No, I'm looking at that's not really dress He's in the process. He's clearly in the process. There's definitely some wax in there. Okay. No, okay. I'm more worried about his pearls whatever But what let me ask you this question What How did you get to that point where you want to change up your look and get dressed and then you know that he didn't want to I think 20 16 he did it for a short amount of time He never got to the point where it actually became locks

He just kind of started the process. What what do they want to get locks though? I'm just but why not like what if white people when a black person grows a hair out go hey You're you're taking from our culture. They're growing a hair out. We have long hair. Yeah, we don't give a fuck Yeah, no, no, I'm just saying why. And also did wise you just say why is he want to do it? Yeah, but why not? Yeah, he can do my my other thing is that the isn't there Baker issues and fish to fry than this.

Yeah, why do I want to why do I want to care about this? He's a black culture saying it. Oh, yeah, well, why do you learn upset? Bray, you'd be surprised. You'd be surprised the Woke left I think cares more about this than the black Yeah, cuz the black community has real problem Way to back in shot in the fucking street and Justin Bieber growing fucking dreads

I didn't even notice I know I didn't even if I saw the pitch picture, I'm like, how long ago was it, did he post this? Like a day? Two days ago. Two days ago, yeah, I give two shit. I got a schedule like when, I don't know, this is a corner. If you look at the comments, it's, I don't see not one black.

No, it just social media trying, like they gotta find something to be up to. Yeah, something like, yeah, fuck them. That's how I was just asking, like, you know what, yeah. But again, if you live your truth, if you wanna do roster, be, but... Yeah, fucking live you're true. We want to do roster be Yeah, fucking do rock. I don't you better come out with a motherfucking rig. I'll tell you that much that be

Let me be hard. It'd be hard as fuck. I'm ready for it. Just well He did that one with a bring chat hangs on Slabber my boy summers and slap boom book lot whatever he's fucking My boy summers a slap boom book lock whatever he's fucking You know are you guy you fall me? Yeah, but yeah, nah, okay, I'm not crazy. I didn't see any of this I had dreadlocks to when I was in I think high school Yeah, cuz I just I got a good dig deep because that before that wasn't because of corn Because you're a fan of corn. I loved it. It just look cool to me So I want to do yeah, well my is, where does the culture of preparation stop?

Like these Jordans, this is just, I don't know, you don't see another one where this culture of preparation is, if I buy Jordans. It's just weird. It's like, at what point do you guys stop? I think that you literally start fighting a real fight, like this ain't it, man.

I just continue to move the goalposts. Do you remember when Jeremy Lin did his hair? Yeah, he did. He was like, he was like, another basketball player. He did sort of like a, he did straight hair? You know, he did a basketball player. He did sort of like a... He did straight up dread. Yeah, he had a lot of stuff.

He shaved the sides and had long dreads. He looked fucking flying. No, I didn't know he was there. And the NBA player that called him out for dreads, Jeremy Lynn then said, well, why do you have a Chinese tattoo on you? Yeah, totally got him down. Yeah, he talked about Keny and Martin.

Keny and Martin just like, he's a unforcer. Really, he looks cool. Yeah, he looks sick. Yeah, that's dope. He looks like a Viking. Yeah, it's like the Viking hair People need a chill and that's like it's a compliment. I like it. I can cultures hair I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. That's not a fight. I would care to fight Okay, okay, so a jogger in Germany was running through the woods when he saw a very disheveled looking backpack and he got worried because this part of Germany there was a battle and a lot of times there were like leftover grenades, leftover guns and stuff

like that. So he thought that there was a grenade or some sort of explosive in this backpack. He called police officers and basically their equivalent of bomb control came out check the backpack and they realize that they found other things next to what look like a grenade like a usb cord some blue condoms and they found out that the grenade that was spotted is actually a sex toy. I don't know if it was a They don't go into somebody's butt. They don't go into it but they say it's a It's a toy that vibrate it. Yeah, that's going some German dude playing grenades up You know, you're fucking grenades

Shit, that's what the louvers for Big have you seen a real grenade they're not like huge from putting the asshole Let's not know what they're into I've also seen some poor. It's like how they can do this and they figure it out Do you remember what my cathode would show all of us the video of the two guys? Oh? Yes, I've seen some big digs going butts too. I'm not gonna lie. I saw a video in high school Yeah, don't lie. It's a little terrifying. I'm not gonna lie.

I saw a video in high school of this guy putting his entire head inside of a girl. Like, in there. Oh, the ball headed dude. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I was terrifying. I mean, listen, I've seen two large dick black men

but both their winners and girls. But it's called a double D.P. Give it up, Dunk. I hate you but dang it. Yeah, so like a grenade? Not clear. I can't do nothing like that. I know. Like with a homie?

So I'm being a grenade. So Grenades are like, it's not gay if you're in a girl though. So think of a avocado. Is that a grenade? No, that's way bigger than Grenade. Grenades aren't that big. You just have a baseball around there. Would you say? Grenades are like, no, not at all. grenade grenade. Grenade or what he just said baseball around would you say? No, not at all. Look at that. Yeah, that's the that's from commando and that's the movies that they're pretty small

You can fit that in a bite. You can definitely look at that's that they're like that side if people are able to He's like this. You'll see a small that you can Yeah, you throw it. Yeah, so it fits in your hand. I can't compare his hand. I can go on your butt pretty easily. Yeah, I'm looking at his hand. If a fist can go up there and a cell phone can go up there

for a prison, I'm definitely. Definitely. I'm definitely. Girls really take on large penises at the same time. Are you walking? Absolutely, troopers. I don't know. It's just something got to ease into, I guess.

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That's but an anti-Pedisk jump kick man. It's it was wrong. Yeah, that's kind of hard. No, we got close up Oh, and he knocked them out. Yeah, oh, this is before the knockout was right here. This is close up right here Boom bitch Wow He slept oh these they're about to beat the fuck out of one Yeah Oh I'm tired of his wheel. Yeah, dude. Oh, he's sleep. Yo, kudos to him. Yeah, that dude. Yeah, hell yeah.

God damn. I was way better than a fucking Luke Kane kick with Sid. Bro, he went harder. He went that motherfucker. That shit was kinda hard. Damn. All right, this is why I showed you a little bit earlier. A woman in Indonesia, Jakarta was swallowed by a 23 foot python.

I was trying to stay before the python. They was like, no, this is not a, but my neighbor's apartment. That's a little small ball python. They was like, this is for real. 23 feet. They found it later in the village. And they, they killed it 23 feet.

That's huge. Yeah, you're seeing it grown in the wild. They're contracted to that little small tank, though. So I think someone the loose though. Yeah, we still haven't found it. Someone commented on the video, I think we posted behind the scenes and apparently they can get into the toilet too.

So you gotta be on the lookout. Bruh. I gotta check twice. Bro, if you're a grown man and you die from somebody's pet snake, you deserve to die. What if I'm taking a shit, Brennan? And then he sneaked up, bro, you're not hard. I got long.

The thing we easy to kill, dude. All right, bro. Okay. Okay. See, you standing, cause he's not the fight. Now if it's a rattlesnake, different animal. Yeah, different animal. Well, have you heard stories about people finding snakes

in like the toilet and that? And it's all, a lot of them, a lot of them are fake, though. But some are real. Some are real. Yeah. And this thing is still loose. Well, move. Okay. And then this thing is still loose Well move

Herdyssey floss before you go and how hard have you really looked for this thing? Well, we've been everyone like so six units everyone have been like talking about it There was no one's found it No one's found it and we're all pissed off that but there's also a lot of like hawks and shit Flying around Hollywood. So they they'll eat the fuck out little fucking thing a crow would there's a lot of crows They'll destroy that fucking Well, yeah, she hasn't bro. You want to get them out? squirrels really A ball python bro you ever you ever

know snake yeah Yeah no fucking squirrel fuck a squirrel they're fan their their Bougie rats we think about it dude you need a fucking Hollywood rat Oh the big oh the big ass nothing is more gangster than a failed acting rat But that's not a ball python. No, be Listen, I didn't say squirrels or ganks, or I'm talking about rats.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a peloton with the soft ass squirrels. I'm talking about a real rat, dog. They're running, take out a small dog. You know how long this squirrel. No, watch. They're quick as fuck. Yeah, they're quick.

Oh, look at him tempting them with the tail. Holy fuck. Bro, this video is like eight minutes long. Thank you, bro. I watch these kind of videos all the time. Oh fuck. These videos are like eight minutes long. I watch these kind of videos all the time. Oh, he wearing them out. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that snake ain't playing though. He's trying to get, oh, that snake running. Just go find a fucking walled it. You're saying worth it, dog?

Snake's gonna exhaust it. Does're saying worth it, dog. Snakes get exhausted. Does he eventually get them? Nope. Nope. Screw out of bad day. You just want to take it off. I don't like squirrels. Dude, release a bunch of rabbits in your apartment and see if it gets them out. Like learn them out. So we have rabbits all over the place. That's what they like. What does the owner feed it, mice? Well, we haven't talked to it.

Like a lot of people are yelling at her. Like for us, she getting it back. Big, big white lady, single. No, no, no, she bad. She bad. Oh, she's hot. Oh, is the one directly next door? Yeah.

No, you've seen her. No. No, I told you, I was like, yo, she bad. Hey, you told me, yeah. Yeah. All right, game plan here, dude. Thank you, bro. Talent job.

Here's what we're gonna do. Come on, we've been doing that. We're gonna set up a little like small area, like just like maybe we just set up like a little parameters in the In the baddies living room so you got to be down there all the time, okay, and then we're gonna release my So my that's gonna get him out that's gonna drag him out. She said is nowhere near her apartment She lives in one brand. She doesn't know you right? Okay, she knows Okay, so we go down to the apartment you put you put my sin her apartment So a you're down there on that bad banter all the time

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Nigel nice you use all right, so he has parties all the time. She's always there. Oh, that's how bad she is That's probably why the snake got out. You mean she's party all the time. Oh, yeah, but she has parties all the time. She's always there. Oh, that's how bad she is. That's probably why the snake got out You mean she's party all the time. Oh, yeah, but she has two dogs though. She thinks so loud But she's like real baddy and now she's weird dude It's not dog one of the dogs ate that motherfucker. No, no, they're small dogs dude. Here's the small dog Isn't it crazy cuz she's hot you guys put up with it. Yeah, but she look like a warlock. You've called a cop I'll call a cop Yeah, but she look like a war like you call the cop alcohol a cop

Your snake got out Girl Look like I'll keep my eyes open I'll keep my eyes open only the women are complaining. I got to hear my girl guys. Oh, it's all good One guy's actually likes That's how it is man, but I'm not your attractive, it's so much easier. I'm not gonna do it This other guy my my apartment is I've already got the mice you can I'm like no and your girls talking shit Yeah, cuz everyone's talking shit like this is like an inconvenience for everyone cuz we got to walk on

It's only six units and she's like I have she played loud music. She's cool like I think she's dope But she sounds like, she played loud music, she's cool. Like I think she's dope. But she sounds like a good guy. I think she party. I think she, she bad. Yeah, she a bad, you see her. All right, what else you got, Jim? Excuse me. Oh, this one.

Triller falls $100 million lawsuit over the piracy of the Jake Paul fight. I guess there's eight or nine different websites. They're hosting it because they're illegally streaming it. Oh, God. lawsuit claims 12 online sites are losing the stream pay-per-view fight between YouTuber Jake Paul and Emma and Fedor Ben Asgren. Yeah, so it equals like millions of views. So, you know, Danis thinks they're full of shit saying they sold like 1.5 or 2 million pay-per-views. They might have though, just got big of a fall. I honestly do. Yeah, I think that's too far-fetched. No. But I do think a shitload of it was a little

strange down for sure. Because that's what the young kids do, man. And that's why, uh, fucking ESPN and UFC has a upper hand there because Disney. Disney don't fuck around. They're gonna lock people down there. And so it's someone that's, I'm trying to understand how like, they get it to like stream it illegally. Like is there something like someone there that just kinda like leaks it?

No. Someone buys it and then puts it up or, you know, puts that out of the door. Like someone like one person will buy it and then put it into some sort of format where everybody can watch it. No, sign inside job. Got job. This is being not get along with Trillin or Jake Point. Yeah, cuz I was wondering cuz we had that fight and he knocked him out. There was no highlights on No, I mean, it's yeah, yeah, the is fans are getting entertained up

Did you see Jake Paul call out Wusman? I? Mean I'm paying attention. No, I mean, it's just it's what you know, I don't mind Jake Paul I'm friends with Logan. I don't know attention. I mean, it's just, it's what he, you know, I don't mind Jake Paul. I'm friends with Logan. I don't know Jake that well, but it's like, I mean, it's what he does. And everyone buys into it. It's like, you guys want to hate on the guy, but you're all eating up everywhere.

You know, I was just saying, like, who do you think would win? Like, how's it going? But how do you? You know, your score on short Kings only or where the fuck it is? It's fucking short. What was it, dude? You're your score on short Kings only where the fuck it is You why I'm asking you're professional

So really let me just let me entertain it so oozman UFC fighter Jake Paul who's been boxing for five years straight Me in a box and ring and you say a Usman would mop the Thank you and wouldn't he speakman would mop the floor with them. Hank, and wouldn't he speak a competition? Mop the floor with them. That's why I wanted to hear. I thought that I just wanted a good, so anybody who doesn't know that, don't wanna date with them. Yeah, they bring them up on the short Kings only. You talk about Kamau's and the best wealth weight ever.

Yeah. Who can fucking box? We just not gonna. You know. Spin boxing for five years Camarels been fighting for 15 at a high high level and knocking dudes out in the UFC Knocked out Jorge Maos with all not that you were I know I saw hold down he pulled down that front hand and smack and I was a you'd be the fuck You're never gonna see it. That fight's never happening. But also to Dana's point, he's like,

dude, keep calling my guys, I'm gonna sue you. Which he's not, cause he's dead on it. Be saying I'm gonna sue you, but like, those fights can never happen. I was gonna get a Dana White, Jake Paul fight going. Do you like this like crossover though? Because I'm like, I'm sure you have the flu. Well, I may be, bring that up, yeah. I like it. And this sure I'm sure you have the Floyd. I like it. And this is going to open a whole portal to like YouTubers and UFC fighters. What? So they're fighting June 6th in Miami

at the horror. And that's where the Marlins play. Yes, sir. Play the trailer chain. Let me go. Let me go. Let this thing how much bigger is a low is it low way bigger like 190 yeah, he's not a small dude No, he's pretty tall. Yeah Showtime production I Think you should have a extra bit exhibition exhibition It's like done the count on either of their programs got it, but like this it would never get sanctioned It's just money, but do they have now they limited to what like like you know like with the

Yeah, you see the rounds are different. It won't I don't think it's 12 rounds. Like they can't go for knockouts. It's all gonna be like, Oh, they can go for knockouts. Oh, you can do all that. So let's think about the, No, it's just, well, it might be shorter round times and shorter, like, not 12 rounds. It won't be, was it, three 12 rounds?

No, it might be two. Two minutes, two minutes, eight rounds. Yeah, yeah, nice, easy. Oh, two minutes, eight rounds. Oh, that's light work for me. Is anyone in here more excited for this than Ascrow and Jake Paul? Nope. Four rounds. And in here more excited for this than Ascoran Jake Paul no And because I think because Ben Ascoran Jake Paul you could paint the narrative there where Jake's fighting a real fight for the first time

There was like the sense of he might lose This one's interesting. No, I still think it's gonna do over a million buys. Yeah, because of And it's Floyd, but I think Floyd should have fought Jake Paul. Yeah, because Jake Paul wants lights But I don't think Jake but then I heard Jake Paul doesn't want to fight for it Of course wants to continue to just like annoy and piss off customers and try to win easy because if you fight for it Jake's doing it. So I think Jake's doing it to actually make money and compete and try to get somewhere in the fight game Yeah, and Logan views this as this is a money grab He's bigger. If he does land something, you know, like he has nothing to lose.

And but I do think like the narrative of if Floyd were to beat Logan, it makes the Jake Paul fight even bigger. So you, but I heard, I don't know, but they, Jayny Allen was telling me who the guy who's called not your boy Tyrone Willie. Oh, okay. That's your guy. What's wrong with him?

Yeah, what's wrong with him? He can't help it. What's wrong with him? What's he talking shit to Woodley like this? That's how he talks. He was just like, Okay, put like this. Let me just explain. Hey, you know what Woodley would do to him, yeah?

Yeah, in a fight, of course. He would beat his ass. He would beat up that entire room. Of course, I know that. Like your boy's not even a- Your boy's a nap in the air. Woodley used to train a wild card. I spar with Woodley.

Good guy, I like Woodley. But I'm just saying, Jalen, yeah,, this is how he come up in the dog house. And then, you know, for the fighters, he was in, uh, which is more Ben's corner. So when you would you do before the fight, you got to go to your opponent's corner and see if they're like, you know, using illegal rags. Yeah, you watch them wrap their hands. Watch your hands.

So Jay, so Jay-Layin was just basically saying, man, what you coming over here, you don't know nothing about these, but you don't know, come on, you don't know anything about these, Brad, come on, you don't know anything about these champs and just playing with them. And what she does it, he was like, bro, you don't know anything about boxing, what you doing over here. And Tyrone Wiggly was like, hey, bro, who are you? And we did that.

That's when things started shifting. I'm with Wiggly too. Listen, I work for a showtime. I follow boxing. I've never heard of your friend. Yeah, he signed to you signed the Floyd Mayweather. I mean is he positive? I mean I lost his last two He lost a beast though. He lost your boy David Benavides got he got stopped by him better visa Beasts and then Peter go to church chocolate. So do you legitimate guy?

This guy guy wins What's his record? A $29.3 so the bad no no no he's a stud listen the guys he lost to We're not we're not talking about woodland him fighting boxing We're talking about a few mouthed off in that locker room. Woodley would pop the floor with it Yeah, but I think he just came in too hard, but that's how you play as a boxer He but Willie wasn't playing for one. Willie was already annoyed. Let's say you came in Jake Paul's room, right?

And everyone's just like talking all that shit and you already don't you don't like Jake Paul. And then you see she pale like, Hey, man, you know nothing about these gloves, man. Come on. And you know what you're doing over here? Just joking around. And you like what didn't he took it there? Then Jalen, I took it there.

Yes, basically saying like, bro, I was messing with him. You know what I mean? I it there and J. Leon took it there. He was basically saying, like, bro, I was messing with him. You know what I mean? I get it. So Willie just took it there. So again, I can't, I get with J. Leon and Sam. He was just messing around. You know his character, he's just a playful guy. But when you watch that video,

he comes off as like super, like it's very Jake Paul Ish vibe. Well, that's, that's if you go, but also here's the other thing. And I don't think what's named Jaly, huh? I don't, he probably doesn't know UFC, right? No, he doesn't. Like what, what, these are walking legend. He's a beast. Yeah, super beast.

Multi-time world champion. Bro, he used to be trying to air Brown and Wild Court. He's very nice, very humble. I love that dude. So again, it look, he, I mean, I'm gonna, but you, you know, like when you, like those lock rooms, it's already intense. It's intense.

But that's what I'm saying. They saw that, listen, Jake Paul lock room wasn't intense. They were playing, you saw all the celebrities come back and stuff like that was just playing around. So Tom Roy Wolley came over there, game Tom really meeting business. And he was like, oh shit,

what you know about these, so I think I think Wolley met more business than Matt Askerin. Again, that was right. And that was like, I don't give a fuck And Woodley's like guess we do You don't like this kid Yeah, I see the video

Yeah So yeah When do we just scary guy? The nicest guy No but I mean I just like so So I want you to watch the video See any ill-tint like Janie and I came out as my I thought that was a I those I thought you look like I do this I do this

You just coming in too hot whoa you don't know woodley though, huh? Like he doesn't know woodley like that. What do you call them champ? And he was just playing around here. You got him. Yeah, he was he was just playing in woolly Tuggethys's like keep going to these champ That's we got piss See that's what you're fine. But they already, they already. No, he, but at least I mean, Wily's not coming at him. Wily goes what, like, Wily and our world,

and even in your world, he's not big. He's not famous at all. Nobody knows who he is. Nobody. Nobody knows who he is. So Wily was like, wait, hold on, because he goes, you don't know what's over these, Wily's like, all right, cool.

I'm the Hall of Fame dog. And he's like, yeah, he goes, what's your name? And he tells me, he's like, all right, cool. And then that that's when he's like yeah, but I'll fuck you up and with these Alright like he's he's the hostile one will he's just there to do his job? I put like your boy kept coming at him and not and 99% of the world knows woodley Nobody knows your guy for sure, but but but that comment. I let this one this one Turn like you know me the comment turned there when he goes what your name No, no, no right before that. No, no, no, he got bad. What your name? Oh, no, listen

You can see jelly on stop playing and go like who went when when he goes what your name and he told me was okay And then he had to validate themself go I'm signed by all him and then what is it? Yeah, yeah, but you're talking to a guy who's royalty, who's in the UFC Hall of Fame. Correct. And that's he was like, yeah, I'm wearing the Hall of Fame dog. He's like, all right, I'm signed out, I'm him and that's when his ego got hit. And that's when he's like, well,

and then he goes, you can't fuck with me. All right. And with these like, I'm going to, what? Jalion said, this is him, before he was just joking. So if you want, we're wanting to clip, right? I'm going to show you what he got serious at. All right.

Right. See, he's joking here. Yeah. See, that's fine. I'm gonna show you what you got serious that all right, right see he's joking here See that's fine. I'm cool with that but watch And time's right here So you can't fuck with me and that's where Willie goes who are you? What's your name? See look at serious your boys Yeah, yeah, see look at serious your boys. Yeah, he's serious, but His ego got hit though. Yeah, he's really just who are you? Yeah, his ego got hit right there When he said like you can't fuck with me. Well, he's like, die. I'm leaving. Yeah You can see he said you can't fuck with me and then will he say who who are you and that's when he go got hit

He was okay, so this is when he's saying I'm not and we can get off of it He said when he was like you don't know him thinking about these champ. You know me all that he was playing And then will he say something is like what he was like bro, dude is to that's when it switched though before No, that's where his e but still that's still yeah That's him cuz no one knows who he is like who the fuck are you? Yeah, well he tried to like joke and then will he was all serious and then it's also right before the fight Yeah like joke and then Willie was all serious and then it's also right before the fight Yeah And nobody knows you so when you come in joking with he's like wait what who are you to yeah, and that's where his ego got hit

And he's like you can't fuck with me and with his like bro. Yeah I tried to feed you Jay Leon. I'm sorry It's your boy, so yeah, no Obviously he was in the wrong dude. Yeah, you defend. Well, he was basically saying like, browser's joking. At least we're talking about him now,

because I never heard of him before that. So worked. I'm not in Clowna. There's a lot of good boxes out there. That's boxing. Yeah. Like no one knows anybody unless you're really, really famous.

That's true. Yeah. He came up from, I know him from Floyd Mayweather's camp. And he was Floyd Mayweather's like, go to God before 10k and He got knocked out and you know what happened when you get knocked out you you know you got to get moved on but So yeah, that was all good all right So are we excited for Floyd Logan will you watch it should be

You don't really want to care about that stuff now. No care. You'll watch it, right? I'll watch it. Yeah. But I think Floyd's a minus 2600, which I thought he, I think he should be minus 8000. That'd be it? I think so, don't you? Yeah, he's, I mean, it's no way he's going to win. Well, here's the thing. Floyd, like he didn't, okay, it was a rumor.

I know you heard about it. He didn't train from, okay, okay, I heard that. Going into, I heard that. He fought just like how he spars. He spars like that. He walked him down Now with this guy Logan he's pretty much bigger I don't think he and he's older and I'm hearing like yellow Floyd is just like, you know He's regular Floyd always stay in shape, but he just he just doesn't care anymore So I think he's just gonna it's gonna be like eight rounds gonna be a war fight and I think Logan on survive all

Unless Logan see but that's a win for Logan if he goes to decision with whether that's a win I don't think may whether it has knockout power for what only the only time he's going to knock him out if Logan Paul gets tired that's what for what is basically I don't think that because I see I think a problem with saying Floyd don't have knockout power you're talking about him against Canelo or these other monsters or against Logan Paul. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because Logan Paul never been like tested before,

but I think Floyd is gonna start, or hit him with a lot of body shots, and I think he's not gonna take any risk, and you know, it's a wild fight. It's like amateur fight-a-fighting you. But I do think Floyd is an entertainer, so he's gonna put on a show those early rounds and then that's why I think he's not going to try it if he train hard he'd stop him but he's not going to

he's not going not you know some money but the narrative is why I think people buy it because in this crazy world we live in right which 2021's nuts if what if Logan landed? in land in one yeah that's so dumb and Floyd's not gonna give him but what would happen? he's not like let's say he wobbled on him like, dude. And then what? Logan's going, sizzler. You wobble Floyd, it'd be like, the world with the fucking box and would be like,

holy fuck. Okay, let me ask you, that should be a bet. It turns you to a- That's the bet. Okay, that's the bet. It turns Logan land on a punch. Like a big punch. And how the job is at the bed?

I'm sure those, those are where you make your money. You're gonna make money on a minus fucking 4,000. Exactly, okay. And I don't think he's gonna land anything. That's, you know, I'm sure those are where you make your money. You're gonna make money on a minus fucking 4,000. Exactly. Okay, and I don't think he's gonna land anything. You have to stay in a master. But yeah, that's what I was gonna say. I was like, there's a lot of people that didn't land. Now, now what is on the floor that are going to be?

Go back to the other. But you're talking about him primed getting ready for a fight. And also, if he sleeps on Logan, it's weird. He's not gonna sleep on them. He's not gonna sleep on them. Also, you gotta look at Floyd's history. He fights on time. Someone them. Also, you gotta look at like Floyd's history. He like people like he he fights on time and someone like wow like that. He just shit up. Go and look at my daughter. Yeah, gave him what so you thought in Logan on throw them crazy punches

So he might land something but it's not gonna be like Because you think you think you think Logan's gonna go for the knockout. Oh Logan. He that's all he can. Yeah, it's a look at what's Logan sit back and try and pick him apart That's even an option. If I if I'm Logan's camp I'm I'm all we're doing is you go for broke those first three rounds whatever happens that then you get stopped great But go for fucking broke. Yeah, like come out like a banshee for three But you can I to me in this fight you can't even reference Madonna No't even reference Madonna. No, cuz you're talking about legit fucking real high caliber boxes, but if you use the he's the he's the fucking you know cheat code where it's this wild for we have no idea what to expect

Yeah, and you got to hope that weirdness lands up on Floyd and that's why people are gonna buy it and you gotta hope that weirdness lands up on Floyd. And that's why people are gonna buy it. Yeah. What you laughing at? This is fucking wild. It's not time. It's crazy. It's crazy.

But so that's what drives my point. Do you like this night? It's turning in the bus. I think there's a lane for it. I think there's a lane for it. Yeah. There's definitely a lane for it. I know people hate on it.

Bro, I love these fights. I'm more excited for these kind of fights. They're like, we was talking in the green room, like,, I care about tears Crawford and Earl spins because I know those guys But I'm more excited for like a Jake Paul versus someone else. I'm not I'm not more like I'm more the most I'm excited for is Joshua versus Fury And that's real box. Yeah, but there's a lane for this and I think we're boxing MMA the haters They get confused because they look at it I don't look I stopped looking at the same a long time ago

I'm like that's what you guys wouldn't do it. Yeah, I'm probably people want to pay and watch who gives a fuck I don't get what you have to hate. Yeah, but he gets more tension than canelo. All right That's the market. That's what that's his fan base. Those aren't real boxing heads who are buying it Yeah, this is fan base him and his brother could compete and fucking checkers and they'd buy it millions of people But yeah, they just say do this. Yeah, you just got to separate the two a lot of people can't separate So yeah, I like the lane is going like honestly next fight with there and Logan and Paul I think they should have all kind of YouTube fight as versus boxes as well I was let's get tank versus you know me KSI

See I don't want to go there. No, I don't wanna go there. Cause then you will get the hate. I think you gotta do like, Floyd's actually retired and he's fighting a YouTuber. It's been after him's retired and he's not even a boxer, fighting Jake Paul. Like, I think you gotta keep it a circus. Once you start dabbling and you get like real production and real commentators and real boxers,

then that's where the lines get blurred. and that's where all the hate comes from. But, but, but so, I guess this celebrity YouTuber stuff, there's a link. Perfect example. I just make a YouTube fight link. I'll give what you say. Jamie, I love. Good fighter never had that kind of exposure. You throw him on a card.

No one knows who he is. Exactly. But, but no, we're not trying to see him. I see. No one's paying. Because if you get a guy, nobody knows, and he's like, yeah, he was going to go on the champ 2 on 7. Like, what the fuck's he fighting, you know, this KSI for? Yeah.

It has to be two really big names for people. What if you get a JLGR versus a real boxing match? But I don't think people watch, like a Jake Paul versus Ben. A lot of fighters wasn't watching for that real boxing. I don't want like like your boy, uh, what's his name? Uh, pedagroup, uh, Regis Regis, like they shouldn't put real boxing. Thank you. That's all I'm saying. It throws off the car. It's even a circus. Thank you. Like it. Everybody enjoys a circus. I was first before we're ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah. And he faked a body shot. Yeah. I was terrible. Leave that.

There was a crib in a blue. Therefore, that's why I a body shot. Yeah, it's true. That there's a crib in a blood. That's why I'm that heck you're Exhausted is a nightmare. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a Bosco. Yeah, it was a nightmare It was the worst fight in the country. What else you got you What's right here? Walmart is accusing Kanye of copying their logo. I'll show there's two right here. Oh wow Huh, I mean, it's not like it's a original Walmart like that's a fucking hour dude when I turn on my computer. That's the button I don't like the cactus jack low bit. We're Travis none of it. No, but it's so easy to propose logos on the left compared to walr to I mean It's not no, that's original. Yeah

So Yeezy's proposed logos on the left compared to Walrurt. I mean, dude, it's not no that's original. Yeah That's like when LeBron tried trademark in Taco Tuesday As friends, bro, you can't do that What does she get this so LeBron's in the news because of his Post about that police officer that shot the girl. Yeah, we said your neck. Yeah, then you took it down So this officer is actually wanting to sit down with LeBron and this is the black police officer as well But obviously that's not gonna happen, but then that leads us to this here. Well, they're not gonna sit down with them They said they're gonna sit down. Yeah, I'm trying to win championships

I think he just knows he's wrong. Yeah, he knows. Yeah, he knows, he's back. Oh, he's just like, oh, I'll take the L. Because even Nike was like, what the fuck are you doing? Take the L. The whole entire walk left was like, all right, this is a little much. Yeah, yeah. This skit, this, I guess it's a skit,

this is a real police officer doing this. And this is him, you know how LeBron said, you know, that the police officer shouldn't have shot that girl, you know, but it was a black girl attacking another black girl, play this. Dispenser for right with that disturbance. We have LeBron call myself on right away, please, thank you. Excuse me, sir. Excuse me.

No, can you put the knife down, please, sir. Sir, no, no, sir, don't step. No, no, stop, sir. Stop, hold on. Hold on, it's LeBron. LeBron, hey, you got me again. Listen, I'm out here at this disturbance hall. There's a guy trying to stab another guy with a knife.

What do you think I should do? What is that? I see a lie. OK, well they're both black. One guy's trying to stab another guy with a knife. The deadly force is completely justified. Uh-huh. I see.

So you don't care if a black person kills another black person, but you do care if a white top Even if he's doing it to save the life of another black person. I mean it doesn't make a whole lot of sense And again, you are really good at basketball so I guess I'll take your work for it Yep, okay. All right. Thanks a lot Ron. Michael Jordan's the go what nothing I got Alright, thanks, Ophana. Michael Jordan's the go. What? Nothing to get. Oh, no. Oh, long. He killed that. Michael Jordan. It's so funny. That's a bad ball. What's nice to know.

He goes, well, you are really good at basketball. So we're going to take your words. For his. So, it's a best. It's so ridiculous. Yeah, he's. Investor who's supposed. Oh, the guy's the cop.

Back in. Yep. Um, yeah, the best person. Oh, the guy's the cop back in yep. Um, yeah, not much else really This is interesting. I thought a race dog want a competition test deposit for meth That motherfucker was Wait, they said it won they won yeah Dog's name is zipping Sarah. Yeah secured first place. Yeah, I'm fucking math Yeah, how do I know it was on math?

They they test all the while they test. Yeah, why would she give dog methods again? Fucking urine tested Four months, man Got a bad That's it four months There's only four thousand five five hundred and five as well So she laws break. So you do when you give a dog a math. Did you just inject the math? I just did the dog smoke the math.

Do you smoke your blood in the sound? Put it in the food or the... What did you smoke it then hold his little nose and out of him? I don't know, you dogs get high if you blow it in the ear. I don't know how true that is. It's just when I heard. Yeah, that's a high-brow science. I've heard that before. Yeah, did she just shut his little wet nose and mouth and bull right in his nose?

So the math goes right into it. That dog was like, oh shit. We got to win. My heart is racing. Do you think that dog is addicted to math? Depends if you have a problem. I've been doing this for a while. What you think? graphics too. Yeah, I got him. Yeah, what you just remember what you say he's addicted to meth. I said what if you think a dog one time. Well, this first time we got busted. Yeah, and he's always doing it consistently to make money off. Yeah, I hope you addicted. His getting need that math. You know, it gives you

energy. Shrooms. Shrooms. Yeah, like, yeah, you get you can run all non-stop like fast for a long time like that. No you did not see. You know I was talking to my homegirls she was like yeah I did trumps and I literally ran a whole lot. I'm running. I didn't know that. You have a lot of stories where it's your homegirl. I got a lot of girls. I feel like it's you. Alright man well we're in Lexington, Kentucky next week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, May 6th through the eighth Lexington, Kentucky. Let me know where to go for the whiskey tours. My boy, whiskey, Pete, send me up. But let me know if you guys know. Good places to eat. May 6th through the eighth,

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