The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 680: Chris Distefano

Episode Date: April 30, 2021

Chris Distefano joins the gang in-studio and the guys discuss the Joe Rogan vaccine controversy, woke culture and cancel culture, Netflix's Biggie documentary, Chris Farley, Zac Efron plastic surgery rumors, Chris's division three basketball stories and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Kits Take back put it see on the end you are now told dance of the fighter and the kids always races No, he said I mean who isn't? That's what I want to just start getting to that point. Yeah, what do you what do you think? I think we survive as its species? It's like everybody you know He's got a little hey. We have to be ready. It's just who hates more, you know shut up Look at fucking dude. Look at how skinny chin is man. Oh you can't do Then and and skin and good dude. I know the big area came out. Yeah It's like a lock box. Why do you have so many

But I'm not a watch oh Asian Newer the agent Yes, dude. Yes, stop the engine. You're chink gonna be more Asian today. He has a calculator watch on in a pinky ring. Yes I love it dude Wait, the bracelet though with the bracelet. Let me let oh, yeah, here's the thing Let me tell you something and I guarantee and just be honest. So you can tell me from wrong size 30 waist Yes

32 you really that bitch I would I would have guessed 30. Yeah. Hey, hey, daddy pants. What do you, you 38? No, honey, bunny. I like to proudly get that. 30, seven. 30, seven. No, 36, dude.

36, bro. 36, bro. Yeah, I had my special for Comedy Central size 38 waist, and I'm, I'm trying to do another special called size 36 waist. I'll only do specials in my waist size. What are you gonna do to that? I haven't, you know, I don't know. I just, you know, right now I just sent this out.

Oh, you just spent this out. Yeah, well, I'm gonna, yeah, I'm gonna, I sent it to my agents for them to send a Netflix. They came back with when his sex change. I said January 18th of next year, they said we'll give him a special after that. Let's get it, sis. Dude, you know what I mean?

I like it. You gotta get it. I'm excited for it. You gotta cut your dick off. Oh, that's the only way dude. That's how you, you gotta cut your dick off. Yeah, that's how you just, you gotta cut your dick off. You gotta cut your dick off You're going up to say dick off? I don't think so, you can just be

You can be whatever you want to be I thought that you had to, I thought I had to get a sex change to get a special on Netflix now Oh, I can't sell the surgery No, don't cancel it, move it up I actually This guy's got the socks jersey on What's up guy, how you Yeah. What's up guy? How you doing?

What's up, kid? You all right, kid? Chrissian, we're all right. Chrissian, all we're trying to do with him. We're trying to see, so he just moved L.A. He's new to the team. This is Gianni's brother. Yeah, Christian.

Yeah. So, Christians looking for a little Philly dove out here. So, we signed him up for short Kings. Short Kings. Short Kings. I love that. I love that. It's just Gianni because Gianni's a little older, right? Yeah, he's it dude. I love that. I love that the dip only is just Gianni because Gianni's a little he's a little older right?

Yeah, he's two years older. Yeah, so what Gianni got is Gianni you guys both have good hair But Gianni got the steroids that's the difference Gianni got the steroids and you did it Gianni's good looking kid. He's a good looking kid But he's actively on on anabolic steroids. It's just what it is. I mean He's are you fucking looking at his acne on his head? He's, he's not steroids. Oh, my dad is like, we got it. Johnny, you're, Christian on, Johnny, no, Johnny, he's not, Christian, Christian looks like he's on chemo. Christian is not on steroids.

And if you guys let us know what you're taking, we don't want, Christian, it Good to fucking be dead before the pandemic No, I love you Christian dude. I'll suck your cock Johnny Johnny's Johnny's like the model brother, right? Yeah, yeah, Gianni and Gianni's on on the on the big show there power power Power power power. Yeah, he killing is well look at him. Look at that gorgeous dude. You guys look good That's a steroids. That's not yeah, It's all natural right there. It's nitty And John Christian those the truth Let me tell you what's gonna happen. Let me just tell you what's gonna happennis is gonna keep getting bigger. He's already just bound to be a star. Look at this kid.

He's already gonna be a star. You're keeping the secrets. What is it? 2021, 2026, you write the tell all book. Oh yeah. On Gianni and it's gonna be glorious and just give a shout out to me. Just give me just a little name.

Be like, remember Chris is definitely died in a car crash a couple of years ago. That kid, remember? I'm not gonna break my dick a couple of times. Yes. I make the book, but I know that you're hiding secrets, but Gianni's a monster He's a fucking monster. I call it if Johnny did it like I have dirt on Gianni too that I'm waiting to publicly announce very soon

I You know these are steroids, but, but I fucking love him. He's got it. This sweater sucks though, that your mom got that from. Yeah, it's sweaters. That's a bad sweater. I probably needed that. Yeah, it's a shitty J-Crook commercial.

Yeah. Uh, Chrissy, you're... Johnny runs my TikTok, so shout out to Johnny. If any of you are underage girls and you got a message from Christie Comedy on TikTok, just so that it was Johnny, I have no access to my own TikTok. I don't know the past code. I know that you're a TikTok guy.

I don't know the past code. Gianni is the king of the TikTok. Yeah. I love Gianni, Paul. Go follow. Hey, you're on, what are you on? Break from the TV show? I'm on break from the Telefiscale show.

Right now I got my mother's here. I know we just got word, chazpomiterian, is whole family are coming to stay with me in our house next week. So it's just gonna be a content house with me the homeless pimped chaz pomegranate Why do you call him the homeless pimp? That's his name on Instagram is real things Mike Lavon, but he's known you homeless Are you home? No, no, no Yeah, it is yeah, he looks like he's on skid row right now It was the corner Roy's I was a mask for me. This is the guy. He's the shooter man. You need a shooter

This is my guy, but what's up with the mass daddy? Yeah, the mass It's just what they wear it out of her hospital. Yeah Queens that's a real I don't know that is he's yeah, dude. He's she films everything for me and he stays with me in my family My mother my daughter calls him Pimp my daughter's gonna go back to school and be like I was my dad in the Pimp Well, I was in like we only call him Pimp even my mother's like what's his real name? Hi name I'm like Mike. She's like I like Pimp Yeah, it's it's a nice

I was they would Pimp the homeless people coming after the homeless Pimp now Because they want to fucking steal they want him to shoot We're gonna get content guys tough dude home you're not gonna get, you work for, first of all, number one, you work for Trans Promontary. Then you work for me, and then you work for Joe D'Arosa. From Taste Buds. Yeah. You guys do no Joe D'Arosa?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go to your yard. You're a busy man. No, kidding. But if you do have a hot, like, good video guy, oh, 100%. Like, my guy Peter on the road, everyone's coming after me.

Dude, this kid comes from wherever I go Heat that's the thing in the new world. It's like I got rid of my manager I just give him I pay what I was gonna get my manager I just give to the pimps because it adds value to it Dude, you get it back of course you get it back and it's like it's more valuable It's like me and Pimp we we create shit all day. He's your friend of dude Akpimp is my friend and here's the thing Pimp's passed a test of my girl You know who's eight months pregnant and, you know,

fucking very much already Puerto Rican already liked. Looked up, you're weird, everybody. And pregnant. And she's like the Pimp can stay. She's passed the Pimp's. Oh, wow. That's a big man. That's a big man.

Pimp's passed. She's like, I trust this motherfucker. Well, who would you think that? I trust this motherfucker. She likes Pimp, dude. She likes Pimp. She appreciates P She likes Pimp, dude. She likes Pimp. She appreciates Pimp. Pimp, cool, man.

You can't be very mindful of John Goodman from the movie Flight. Yeah. He's like, you're Denzel, you know, like the kind of drunk fuck up. Somebody had a nice thing I forgot who it was. Maybe it was, oh, was that kid Jake Broido, Logan Paulsboy, said, you look like bloated, washed up, Joaquin Phoenix, which we thought was nice. Which we thought was actually.

We've never seen Joaquin Phoenix. Joaquin Phoenix, which we thought was nice. Which we thought was actually. We've never seen Joaquin Phoenix. Joaquin Phoenix, I've never seen in person. I have, but also we've seen in movies. He does look like that. And first of all, my boy, my boy, Pimpton, my homeless Pimpton, he fucking puts numbers up in the gym.

He's a strong motherfucker. Easy. He's got that Irish strength. Yeah. I'm not like you guys. I know you've been hanging out. You're not, you're not, you're not how. You're so, hey, you're from New York. Easy he's got that Irish Frank's Yeah, but he's got rage dude like he's got that Yeah, let me are you a powerlifter yeah, you have that body of a power I don't know you just don't get that powerlifter thing though that parallel to life. Here's the thing though, he's from Queens.

He's like, you know, we're from the same area. Like Queens, Brooklyn, like, Barrow, like, white guy, Barrow trash. That's what we get along so well. And he's very like, you know, like, woke and new weight stuff. And when he starts hitting in the gym, when he starts like, that's how real colors come out.

The things like blue life matter. Yeah. He's just popped out. What the hell? No, blue life matter. Come on, I'm going. So I'm gonna fight. That's what I'm pumped up. What the hell? No, boy! Come on, I'm gonna- Stop it or fuck it! That's what a puppet.

Everything else is just- He was like I'm in corduroy, he's fucking, but yeah. Hey, do you think if Caitlin Jenner wins the governor, you're gonna stay in LA? Dude, is that- Right when I heard that went- I could get Chrissy D to stay? No, listen.

Yes, here's the thing though. I mean, Caitlin Jenner fucking, she's a Republican murderer. So it's just like that- She did murder again. Dude, she's repost though. I mean, Caitlin Jenner, fucking, she's a Republican murderer. So it's just like that. She did murder again. Dude, she's reput, she's Republican. Okay, you guys know about this? Can you just know what she was doing?

She was Chris. When, when, no, with Bruce. Oh, Bruce Jenner. When she was, when she was a he, Bruce Jenner. Yeah. On PCH, she ran, in her, Humber into another lady.

It's gonna be interesting to see, you know, what people say, because like there, you know, it's gonna be like robots. And you're like, well, she's you know It's gonna be like robots like while she's transgender so I have to support that but she's also a Republican So that's why she might win But that's why she might win she's gonna get like the woke and then also the concern is Everybody's just scared to like pick a side, you know what I mean everyone's like you know no I don't want to offend everyone. I fucking picked a side dude. I've picked a side and

Trump 2024 I look I got it, you know, but I got a fucking Republican haircut, but a Democrat brain. That's how I roll Oh, you know, Republican on the outside damn on the inside. All right. Yeah Absolutely, yeah, you always look like you're chewing gum. Do you have anything in your mouth? Yeah, I always have chew. Every time you chew, I have chew. Oh, yeah. I never know if you just went to the dentist

or it's some type of swelling from fighting or you just have gum stuck on the face. It's chew your face. I'm like an old-school baseball player. I like to do it. I like to. I'm like an old-school baseball player. I'm like a Pete Rose.

Yeah, old-school. Always chew. Those are gonna set your page for me. All right. Satchel page, dude, who I believe, Satchel page, pitched back to back games essential page for me. All right, I'll write a page dude who I believe such a page Pitched back-to-back games no nose one writing no no one left one writing one left. Yeah, which is crazy Yeah, such a page old school old school Yes, I've a base was going on right now. No, but he's following it because here's the thing baby

Gorgas except for that Korean your Korean boy who's a pitcher and a batter's for the angels crush all pitcher and a catcher you don't know how to do it? He's gonna try to do an Asian arch up. What were you doing, chicken? Like, I just heard it. Oh, I was just doing a hard, bro. I was, I can't believe you don't know about him. He's popping right now, dude. He's like the only one that makes the high less than the...

G-man, Troy? G-man, Troy. How do you say? No, no, no, no, no. Not him. That doesn't look like him. No, that guy's very old school. Are you sure he's Korean? That guy, ah, man.

He's for the angels? Yeah, stud. Super stud. I'll say you got trout Not dude hang out Konger he's Congress Maybe he's not Korean he's a product. Oh go Show him show he all Japanese He's like a mom but you see He's like a mom, but you see how rich he is. Dude, you don't have to apologize. Dude, because he's such a, but I didn't think Japanese guys

got that big. He looks like a Korean. He looks Korean. Yeah, because you know, different world. Chins educated me on Asians. When we're talking to each other, because I like, man, there's so many Chinese people like, dude, they're not all Chinese.

But is it baseball in Japan, like massive? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's big. They're like, this guy's a super-sutts. So he pitches end fucking hits home runs to it. Which is on her. Yeah, that's incredible. And he's big. So I thought he's yeah, it's big. They're like this guy's a super said so he pitches end fucking hits home runs It which is on her. That's incredible. He's big. So I thought he's cream cuz he definitely looks Korean right? Thank you. Thank you out of it. Let me ask you this though. Let me ask you this. Korean right? So your family your fat. I'm talking about your elders. Do they hate? Why people more or Japanese people more?

What do you think Japanese? That's all new. It's always that's the thing. It's the thing that's the thing that people don't want to mention. They don't ever want to say that about racism. It's like, yes, of course, this race is of course, but the people that hate each other most are their own kind. It's always your own kind.

That's what it is, but people can not know that. Yeah, there's a deepest. Look at the rape of man king and you'll be like, wow, I would hate the Japanese, too. Oh yeah. Yeah, dude, bad news. They were fucking spearing babies. And it was brutal.

Okay, no, Chris and Deepa, do you hate white people? I would say, here's the thing. Come on, you're a very question. He's a talent. No, wait a minute. Well, but ancestry.com said I'm German. So you know, I hate. Well, I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. Look at Chris. I'm kidding. I'm kidding said I'm German. So you know, oh, I hate it. Well, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Just be drunk. Look at Chris. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. No, dude, I don't, to be honest with you, the only legitimate beefs I've ever had in my life,

I'm talking about from way before I did come here, have been with other white people. Because here's the thing, I think they're such a disconnect when I jump to, for, listen, for you, for at this point in 2021 to be like, I don't like somebody because the color there's so dumb. It's so dumb. Most likely I wouldn't like someone who is very close to me because there's some jealousy and insecurity I have, so I would pick a reason not to like that person. But when you go so far outside the box, it's like, it takes an absolute

idiot to just not like someone because of skin color. That's a ridiculous thing. And I think most people are like, come on, that's crazy. If I don't like someone's based off individual, like, yes, it's not you as a person. Yeah, but I don't care what color they're. Yeah, I would have more, I would have more reason to not like someone. And again, on my own brain would cause it because someone who, because someone who's like me and has same, everything is the same as me, because I'm like, why is that person getting something I'm not, or why is that person nitpicking at things

like, you know, because he knows how he or she knows how to hurt me, so like, at least, but I grew up in New York, so I get, I get how people now, you know, look dude, I mean, you still have people in this country, they've never seen anybody that doesn't look exactly like them on both sides black and white You know, so you know, but but as far as like The racism thing. I mean I kind of feel like dude. Nobody kills more of the

It's interracial stuff always throughout the board. That's why don't why? Shorty Rabia right now has got the most allegedly most slaves ever in the history of the world Maybe right now it's got the most allegedly most slaves ever in the history of the world. It's not China. Well, China and Saudi Arabia, I mean China is fucking taking people from a Muslim province shaving their heads and putting them in the turntables. So, do you hear Homeboy, his last name is Rogan Spell different? Did you hear him on JRE? Do you hear him on Rogan's podcast?

No. He's like a journalist guy and he worked in China and worked all over Asia and he was going in to like how fucking dark China is and what they do to people Speak out about the the government and the politics and he's talking about how their slave labor and you know They're making they're literally making your Nike shoes sure. Yeah, he's like they're literally slave labor's making the Nike Let me take this off. Yeah, yeah take them off. I gotta need us. I'll sell them. Yeah on an app He's like, dude, take him off. I gotta need this. I'll sell them to something.

Yeah, on an app. But like, it may not. Not slave labor. We're trying. I don't know. Anyway, you know that. Could be slave labor. Yeah, but we have, but what are you gonna do?

Stop it. But he made a good point. He's like, if it's slave labor, why the fuck are shoes so expensive America? Sure. The thing about the up like the up. Sure I do. Dude, you know what?

I've been the happiest I've been in my life. I would say the past like maybe like six months maybe it's LA No, well I like LA. I don't hate LA. I don't hate LA. I'm not gonna be one of those guys say fuck LA I just some in New York guy. I just miss home. Yeah, but I don't hate Los Angeles at all But what's been happening is I've actually been less informed lately. Oh dude when you just like I don't know what's going on. I wake up here's here's what I think. I wake up every day. My family is is happy and healthy hopefully and give them what they need. I go outside. I teach my

my children. Hey, lead with love treat everyone the same kind of some respect. If I see an injustice, I see anything happen in my world. And actually happening that I can physically make a difference on, I will make a difference on that and do what I need to do, help anybody out despite what they look like, act like, smell like whatever. But, you know, knowing what's happening in like the other side of the world, just as gonna make me upset, I can do nothing.

And people have happy, healthy lives. They're not experiencing anything negative, but then they turn on the news and see something that's on the other side of the country, the other side of the world, and they're ruining their day over it and getting online. And I'm like, you're doing nothing, but angering yourself.

When it's like, you don't know when you're gonna die, we all could die when they, I would help anybody out that I could physically make a difference. I can make a change, I will do that. Yeah. I think being world seems exhausting. Oh God. I would like, because also they, I can make a change I will do that. Yeah, I think being woke seems exhausting. Oh

Because also they they if you really look at it, they fucking pick and choose of course You know It doesn't make so you're gonna go hard on this. Yeah, why aren't you going hard on this of course dude? And it's like listen, I think being woke started out great. I think it was yeah What percent make people wake up like hey you shouldn't do this or do that. That's great. But like anything else, there's an over correction out. Now it's getting ridiculous. We're now, it's like,

now you're making good people from any race be like, fuck this whole thing. Yeah, I agree. And then you're making them angry. So it's like, and I think most of the, whatever, the 1% or the powers that be, whatever you believe in, know that

and want some type of destruction and fighting some type of destruction and fighting some type of interaction Yeah, dude. I mean they're hinting. I mean even today the Pentagon was like, you know the UFO stuff is happening all that alien stuff is happening now It's like for me. It's like all like distractions. It's when the aliens come by the way Here's the thing when they come because they will come at the end of this year They're not real aliens that's governments Russia China the United States making up in those UFOs of course, dude They're making it up. I'm not sure he's got a UFO. I believe in extraterrestrials. Of course there are but why would why would they care? About us could you imagine caring about somebody that's driving a Subaru?

They might you're a million you're 10 million years in the civilization 10 million Yeah, but they might just want to check it out like But would you build out an ant farm? What would you do you wouldn't you're gonna fucking go I don't look at I look at I'm not gonna travel the same way as you don't believe it I don't believe it yeah cuz it's like if it happens then it'll fucking happen sure you know what I mean They'll be here, but that don't interest you at all. No Interesting to see what they do but I I don't believe for a second, no matter how real they make it look, it's not real.

I believe that things have happened extra-trustworthy as I've come here, they have the technology and all that gravitation. I believe in all that they've reversed engineers, I believe in all that. But I think the things that they're gonna start to come out with that they're peppering with us now, that's not real. That's going to be governments made that in a lab

and are now gonna make it look like just... Because we need to see the fact that it's the only way to bring us back together. We have to fight some interplanetary force that's the only way to bring us together. Oh no, it's us first to aliens. It's stupid. No, I know it's a joke. No, he's right. It's like, I get a little more. I get a little horny. I just want to let you know, I'll show you my new like that But yeah, dude, but it's true. I get glued Nice again a tiktok now like apparently going to church after this. I like it The government does that like when we go to war it brings everybody together So right now China's the enemy right?

I'm Russian because it's gonna that's the one thing that brings everyone all race together is going against somebody else Sure, so I don't think it's out things me aliens. That's insane. No, I do think it's me China and Russia Well the big yet, but I feel like China and Russia like we can invade mainland China They can invade us. We're not gonna made it's all proxy wars. We can't you dude But the point is if you go Hey, they're the problem. And then all the mechos, yes, let's all get together. Like, that's cool.

Yeah, right? Yeah, right. Because that's the thing is like, but if you look at even what happens, like, and again, these are all just my dumb fucking ideas I'm wearing, you know, the shirt, I think it's from Results, like I'm an idiot. It's a great shirt.

I'm going to teach the gap. Yeah, you look a little bit more fit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look like you know what? Have you been working on this? I'm a TV show. Yeah, yeah, yeah little bit more fit TV show Yeah, I have true TV body Yeah, true TV body which is kind of almost but not you know, we had a way to go, but

But what I checked, I'm a second. No, I'm a third. TV, body. What the fuck that mean? TV by stings.

Yeah. Back to our bar, where's go I? No, yeah. Absolutely. So you don't see, like, you don't see anything going on. Like did you see like, obviously, I'm sure you saw like the Rogan shit.

Like he was all over. Oh the anti-vax Yeah, like it was it got so big Fauci came out when Cheesebrain broot this is when you know Rogan's at another level right like those podcast comedians and then Rogan's sign the Spotify Delia Oh, he's different than us, but then when Fauci and like CNN's blast and Rogan like oh he's He's way different. Well, he wasn't even anti-vax. He just said, if you're healthy and young,

you shouldn't get the vaccine. But here's the thing though. I understand, okay, maybe that's not the right thing to say, but also he's a comedian, he's never branded himself as a medical expert. So me as a person could say, I'm not, I'm a fan of Joe Rogan, I'm not gonna take my medical advice from Joe Rogan.

That's just not what I'm gonna do. So why, so why do we then as a society have to say, we can't do Joe Rogan. It's like, no, just don't listen to him for that thing. If Dr. Fauci came out and said that he's presenting himself as a medical expert, then it's like, okay, wait, wait, hold on, that's crazy. But Joe Rogan. But here's the problem, but here's the problem, because he's like, Fauci being this, you know, he has studied disease for a fucking nine years, he's 200 years old.

He's been completely off on this thing. And he's been said wrong to you too. So I think with society, we don't know who the fuck to believe. So why it's not Joe Rogan, but that, you know what I mean? Because Joe Rogan is a thing like himself. Yeah, yeah. No, he's never said he's a doctor, but that's his perspective. So, Rogan takes more vitamins than anybody in the world.

He's fine. So, from his perspective, he's like, if you're going healthy, I wouldn't get it. So, why is that not okay? Because the problem is, it's because they want us to get to herd immunity, right? Sure. So, people aren't getting vaccines.

The like the middle, the young people, and like, you know, up to 40 aren't getting vaccines. Sure. So to have to throw them away. But my thing is with that is like, well, I thought the vaccines were for the old and the ones that are underlying health conditions. And they got them first. So if they have them, and Fauci's point was, well, the reason why Rogan's office, because the young people can get COVID and pass it to the older people, well, hold up, dog. I thought the older already got vaccinated. I thought they got 12, they want the vaccine.

Yeah. They could have them. Well, that's on this. Well, that's the thing too is like, you know, Rogan saying that, it's like, okay, like you said, it's his perspective. For us to like jump in now, again, to me, it just feels like more distractions. You know what's like a thing that I think about all the time, where I'm like, hmm, I get it, I get that things need to I'm like, hmm, I get it, I get that things need to be said, I totally, totally get it, but it's just so interesting

to me where I'm like, this shit just happens in front of our eyes and we just like, okay, like in the beginning, maybe it was the beginning pandemic or a couple of years ago, but when the Black Lives Matter started to happen, if you went out there and said all lives matter, you're fucked. You're fucked, your life is gonna be a fire. But now look, 12 months later, what do we have? Stop the Asian hate, trans lives matter. You're a fuck. You're a fuck. You're a life matter. Now, but now look, 12 months later,

what do we have? Stop the Asian hate, trans lives matter. All these things, so it's become all lives matter. But then we'll have to. Just become all lives matter. But you haven't said it, but now you've just made all lives matter. The thing, and now it's so it's bullshit.

Someone was always bullshit. But I think with Rogan, like, being authentic is how he built his own base. That Rogan doesn't come and go, I'm gonna say this and get all this publicity. Rogan's shooting from the hips, he's with Santino, he's with whatever that guy, and that's how he feels, he's shooting from the hip.

And it's like him being authentic when you guys go after somebody like this, who he has this massive fallen because he's authentic, what you're doing, people are like, man, I don't, you know, why, you know, to cap it and speak up more of Brad Pitt. This is why you fucking idiots. If they say anything, and you guys don't agree with it, they're gonna get shit non-stop. But that's what, like, what you're doing is taking away that, that fourth wall that you guys

love. I understand, but that's why I think like, people have platforms. Don't get, you can, listen, every butt, LeBron James has every right to say what he said, Joe Rogan, is that right, say what they say? They have huge platforms. Don't get, you can, listen, every butt LeBron James has every right to say what he said, Joe Rogan, is that right, say what they say? They have huge platforms, they've earned those platforms. But as a society, I don't have to listen to that. Like, I would never listen to what a basketball player or a podcast tells me about society or medicine.

Because I'm like, you are not a, you've both removed from society. It's like you're so, vault so rich, it's so famous. You live, don't live in the real world. I live in the real world. I'm really, you've both removed from society. It's like you're so, vault so rich and so famous. You live, don't live in the real world. I live in the real world. I'm really, I'm really, you know? I would, I would argue, I would say like LeBron definitely doesn't.

Like when he's like, I'm scared my kids can get shot in the back of walking to school. I'm like, bro, you live in Bel Air. You think he's shot there? You can see it. I mean, he's like, he's shot there. Now, you don't live, you're trying to relate to when it's not authentic at all.

And that's why people aren to believe in your bullshit. So when all the sun goes, oh, I'm going to be the face of Black Lives Matter. Where was this energy before? Now you're coming out, but no one's buying into it. Even this is what we're doing right now, why would anybody listen to us? Why would anybody even be like, you know what? They turned my mind around. I thought what we're talking about. Why would anybody even be like, you know what? We're in the chav chav and Malik and Chris, they, they fucking, they turned my mind around them.

It's like no, dude, we're 80. 80. That's the best thing. That was Logan's point. So you just make sure that be a headline. Yes, because he has a podcast, okay. But hold on, hold on. He said, hold on.

But it goes back to hundreds of millions of people. Listen to him. Yes. So he's, I, I, I on, hold on, hold on, hold on. But it goes back to the hundreds of millions of people listen to him. So he's, so he's, I, I'll see people listen to him. So if Rogan goes, look, look at what he did for on it. Look what he did for elk me. Like elk or fucked. Like, like he's like, I love elk. Oh, it's like, oh fuck, they're like extinct now.

What the heck is that? Like he, when he says something, he's like, we're gonna open up. We're gonna have some bullshit book on our book club. And then the guy was phoning. Yeah, dude, he's our fucking male, fucking Oprah. He's Oprah. So when he says,

but he goes back to what you say earlier with the woke audience, everyone is woke. So if you have a pain, but they're not, here's the problem. So all these people crying and cancel Joe Rogan and all this stuff, I bet you that's less than 1%. Of course you're in the middle of America, you hear what Joe said, no. He's gonna get vaccinated, David.

I don't know, all right, I'm gonna fuck you. They're probably not even thinking about that. No, but it's these world people that'll go through and literally try to find out what the fuck he's saying. But he's so famous now, so when they do that, that gets clicked. That's all CNN or these world people. I'm going to point out, you're like,

I'm going to point it quick. Because being woke now, in my opinion, at this point, in the beginning, I thought it was good, but at this point now, if you're out there saying, I am woke, you're probably a bully, or you were a former bully, and you're just disguising your wokeness in bullying, or you're a follower, dude.

You're just following, do you have any heart and soul? Can you stand or you just want to jump on everybody's train? Everybody else that makes points, you're like, I agree, no, no, be a fucking person. That's the thing, come over here. Come over here, man. There's no individuality to know. Because they only know what they are with this group,

but they don't know what they are outside of this group. So they have to love themselves in. And like, oh, yeah, I believe that too. This is the thing, this is the thing that's popular right now. So I need to jump in here too. And that's the thing is like, you know, when we struggle, I think as people with, you know, racism and tribalism and all these things.

It's like, all these things are survival techniques. How do you, why do you think that where the number one raining animal of the planet, right now you think because we were nice to the other animals you think was nice to each other? That's not how it works dude. That's not how it works. You look at anybody in the animal kingdom.

What happens in a wolf pack? What happens in a wolf pack? A wolf gets injured. They're gun dude, fuck you. You make a pack. So you now want somebody in the continental United States to think exactly like somebody who lives in India and be all get along every single person. It's not real us will.

It's not real us dude. So it's like these problems are never gonna end. And but that's I think by design. I think that's by design dude. Why would they want? Why could you imagine if tomorrow racism, sexism, every other ism is solved? Could you imagine?

I'd be more. Dude, what would you do? I'd be more. What am I supposed to do? How would fucking the media make any money? How would they make any money? How would you make money if tomorrow? If genuinely tomorrow, I know what to say.

And again, we'd have nothing to talk about. You don't have anything bad to say about? And here's the thing, it's all cherry picking. And again, what I say, this does not negate the things that happen, but it's very interesting when you know some people behind the scenes. And I'm not saying that fucking, you know, I call myself Chrissy Climidia. I don't have access to the top people. But I do know but I do know in the neighborhood I grew up in I do know cops I do know criminals and they find out like

Jalat like New York City just announced the Blasio Mayor, the Blasio just announced yesterday July 1st New York so I knew that three days ago from the criminals from the people running the illegal fucking restaurant rings like yeah he he's going to disguise going up because they all talk and it's interesting last week or maybe two weeks ago In Asian person in Asian elderly person was mugged and beaten up in streets of New York, right? Horrible thing that happened right elderly and it was from page in the news another elderly person beaten It's up the Asian 8 right and that's shit and that's horrible that that happened But my friend who's a detective was like,

what's, and he's Asian, okay? So this is the thing, is he's Asian, married to an Asian wife. He says, that's horrible, that that happened. He's like, but you know what the media doesn't say? Is that was one of nine attacks on elderly people that day? Only one of them was Asian. Oh wow.

So they put that out, because it was hot, because it's hot. But he said there were nine other he said one guy you said granted he was most likely homeless he was shot and killed and robbed for whatever no one tells no one is only one years old it will never make the news he said because they cherry pick wait let's look at the one that fits our net of boom let's explode so that's the thing that the media does that dicey is yes they are happening in their horrible

but they're cherry picking the ones that fit their narrative and it makes us as people start to fight even more when in reality, mostly. Most of the everything is okay. Most people in America right now are sitting all different racist religions and having a good time and things are okay. You see when we go to the comedy clubs,

when we see, look, we got all people. It's a melting pot. It's a melting pot. So if we really were this divided and this anger at each other, wouldn't there be war in the streets? Yeah. Unless you put on CNN foxes, that's why I'm fucking detached.

I'm watching record Ralph with my daughter, we can match, explain serial use of promo code chaos. Yeah. And they can't put on a film. And they can't put on a film. And what homeless, pimping, chas, pomegranate. Chrissy, are you running for governor? Yeah, what is this?

Yeah, that was a great thing. You're laughing at it, I'm running for governor of fucking New York and I'm getting handsy. I'm a squeeze. I'm a telly. I'm a telly. I'm a squeeze of bush. You know, I'm a criminal. That just went away.

Yeah, dude. It's not a thing anymore. I'll call him a grab him. It girls. He's like a battalion. What do you want me to do? It's Annie. I'm getting long.

Cause he just like. Listen, I mean, look, I mean, it's probably no good, but the thing though everybody knew again the guys that know you know, we know guys that know Cuomo before It's like this they're all eagles maniac. Now, you know what a fucking lunatic you have to be to be a politician Could you imagine sociopath sociopath? Even the best ones even Obama even Narcina access no way that that guy's a normal guy no way anybody's a normal you all look at me I'm the president of the United States you're out of your fucking mind dude. You're a monster Everybody they're all monster, you know, so so that you can see it in their eyes. Don't be surprised when pot Bernie Sanders a fucking monster

I decree so is Trump so it is fucking every Republican. Every monster. Dude, you want to beat what? You want to be the one guy that has the power? Get out of here dude. Get out of here. Anybody want me? Draft last night? You definitely.

You want to be the monster draft? Yeah. So Mr. Guy, I get drafted to the game. Don't say Mr. Guy. No, no, no. Dr. Trevor. San Francisco, it was an acid. A quarter bag from North Dakota.

Yeah, Lacey. Come on. Yes, um what the Here about here about in Rogers. Oh, yeah, you told the Packers like I mean the retiring if you don't I mean They're gonna retire you trade me can you blame them? I mean let's be Here's the talk round the water pool or Denver that my my boys have there The ground and Denver is coming to the bronchi's come my broncos. Are you serious? Yeah, the broncos, so the three teams he wanted was San Fran lost Vegas or Denver I heard the bronchi and they said the broncos have the best offer and it's like it's good done

That's the room around them. He's going to the same thing. See you already know that it's like he was saying oh with the Criminal He's in the loop Yeah He's another criminal. Yeah, I know This is he's another one I know Dude I got to be honest with you the gray looks good on you. You got a little salt pepper I know you job to a little just for men before I hit the door it likes it looks nice dude Give me so this is your crew now these are these I fucking love this crew dude Thank you all come out. It's diverse. It's fucking beautiful

Funny doing I fucking love this crew dude come out it's diverse. It's fucking beautiful You know it's weird There we go folks we're in New York like let's bring it out Everybody's So it's going on in hell yeah, you know it's weird crazy people really they're like oh He's just doing that because it's woke him like no literally these are the two funniest guys I know they're great no, it's fucking you fucking this guys I know. No, they're great. No, it's fucking, you're fucking with this three white guys. I don't know you were fucking. Well, your numbers prove it, man. The fucking numbers are still growing. Everything's good, man.

No, I'm fucking these guys are pretty. You're the rest of the set. The only white guy is Christian. Yeah, dude. And you're new to the team. Yeah. You're fucking new. Well, you better, you know.

I approve your worth. Okay, don't come in there with your privilege, motherfucker. The red side. And guy, and look, he can't, and look at it, he falls, it comes in with a Boston Red Suck star, he's the Boston's the most racist city in the United States, they say, so you're fucking with us, dude. That's the virtual signaling.

Yeah, we're just, it's the old virtual stuff. Oh, no, dude, you know I'm true, cause homeless pip laughed at, I'm just saying, I'm not a sat, no, you got all your racist cover, and it's like the UN in here. The Asian black, you know what I'm saying in it. It's like the UN in here

Even toured with like before he and I like you had a son and Derek Your comedy tour the big brown commentary not even Indian nobody cares Look it's called in the I'm a BOS tour Yeah, yeah, they lose came not groomed. He goes, God damn it, it's a B-tra-S tour. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, you guys are jacked off, jacked off. Yeah. Yeah, the tour is called Fittyshades of Brown.

Fittyshades of Brown. And it's on the Smear, Derek Poston, who's like light skinned black dude, and then a son who's bassy ises. Yes, but you're not black or brown at all, you're white, which is great, you're getting away with it though, dude. I'm gonna get you out of here.

I'm gonna get you out of here. And told Christian I released a tell-all book. Yeah, it's over there. There's one for Brendan, dude. Well, you see it all the time, you see it like as somebody's career starts to go down and all of a sudden they start to have accusations. You know, like people start to think,

oh, nobody likes paying more, boom, I'm gonna write a book. That's just total shit. You're doing the career's pop and the accusations come out. What do you think? I it's usually when the careers starts to pop no no, they come out I'm no, I'm saying when the career pops. I'm saying it's the comedic because now again more along with cancel culture and people Yeah, all the interracial you know inside the interracial violence and all that shit It's same thing with comedians is comedians are the only ones can't sing other comics. So I'm saying the comedians whose career start to go down a little bit All of a sudden on the app the same thing about jelly monster

Now all of a sudden like oh wait, no people need to look at me So let me let me get involved in some bullshit way It's all bullshit and I think that's why I think Having your feet like what you guys are doing have multiple podcasts presence on the internet do when standup shows All these things to me are like this is the way an entertainment now where it's like hey, dude You know fine you want to say I said something and fucking Colgate toothpaste doesn't can't sponsor anymore Because whatever bullshit reason they come up with you go to patreon.com slash christie comedy my fan support me there I

Comedians cancel comedian. Yes, yeah, all that's only feel like Who would after Shane was it a comedian who went after when recently Shane Gillis oh Here's He did It was No, no, but it was a comedian.... it was a comedian writer i forgot his name you know you don't give that effort to get the energy here but he up but i was a good idea to usually shitty comedians go after more successful community

that you think about if you're successful and happy with your life why do you want to get out dude i've never that's how the way listen i've i've ups and downs but i've realized to like oh i've been i guess relatively happy you know uh... for most of my life because i've never in my life ups and downs, but I've realized too, like, oh, I've been, I guess, relatively happy, you know, for most of my life, because I've never in my life commented negatively, even when I had nothing, commenting negatively toward anybody on social media. I've always been like, oh, I don't, I see things like that.

That's because you're not a loser. Like, people that do that, like, they don't have a lot going on, man. They don't have a lot going on, man. So it's like, it's self-reflective. So whenever I, if you see something. My whole mindset, my whole mindset on everything, change man, where like I was getting like, you know, like a lot of hate at top,

just recently when the history of Iainus stopped I have people and message me all the time. You fuck it, sell out, you fucking message. Because that's the thing with homeless pimp, is I don't really see the comments, you know, I'm trying to work and build my thing. But this is what happens when you have a producer with autism, is he just looks and he's like,

great, he's always on algorithms, like just like a fucking autism. You have to deal with it with it, homie. He sees it, he sees it and he's like, hey dude, I think we need to address this or address that. And it's like, I noticed so like so many, the people that some people that would message me, I was like, oh, at first like the old me would have

responded to them, but now it's like, I genuinely feel for them. I'm like, not that I'm shitting on them as people, but I'm like, the pain and the pain and anguish they must be going through in their life. If they took the time of their day to write me a message saying negative things to me, and maybe all they want is for me to like it or say, hey, fuck you. They're like, oh, I love you, man, because that happens all the time. They write something negative.

And then we're not like, hey, fuck you. Like, oh, I love you. I just want to respond to either way. I'm like, man, you're not doing what you should be doing in life and you're so insecure and you're so upset with the choice you made. I'm just happy to not be in that position yet. Cause I might, everybody might get there.

One day, I understand careers are fleeting and lives change all the time, but those people, I never attack them back. Cause I'm like, they have to live in their skin every second of the day. It's gotta be brutal. Well, because if you really think about it, it's not, I mean, it honestly has nothing to do with you.

No. It's just more has more to do with them. It's a completely internal. Yes, dude. Yes, dude. And that's why I think, you know, ultimately, man, you gotta just live, you know, for what you want. You can't worry about, somebody said something once,

I forgot who it was. Somebody said, if the more you listen to the audience, the more you become the show. So it's like I respect our fans, I really do, but I gotta do what I wanna do. Yeah, you're coming to see me on the show. Like I don't tell Bill Burr what to do. I just pay for a ticket and I luck his comedy.

I just listen to what he tells me and then I fucking jerk off. 100% you know, and just take that for what it is. Yeah, yeah, well you know. Did you say jerk off? Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm doing it. You saw Kesta? You started to get some hate Christian or no?

A little bit, yeah. Yeah. Christian. You're getting hate Christian? Yeah. Why? What happened? I don't know.

It's on the show because you're a ginger. I was on the show. I get no stuff. You said exactly what you said. I got like, I mean, if they're taking the time out of a day to put that hate in the world, like I just feel bad for them, so I can't even acknowledge it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because the thing is too like, no, and also things change so much in our world that anybody who's hating on you today won't care four to eight hours from now, or you just do one thing and address one thing, and then all of a sudden, those people that hated you, because most people, they're just followers.

They're just like, oh, I follow this person, so I can forget about what I'm doing for an hour or two. And that's why I think, that's why I do comedy. I'm like, hey man, it's cathartic for me, but I want my comedy to affect someone in a positive way. Like, oh, I forgot about any issue I may have had for an hour. That's why I watch comedy. If I'm feeling low, I'll watch a comedian, I like rock

or CK or Burr or somebody and be like, oh, I was sad, but now I'm not, because I laughed with them for an hour. So that's what my comedy is. So I'm like, hey, dude, like you want to be mad at me today, fine. But in a month, you're not gonna fucking even care, remember?

So people who want to keep battling all the time, that's in their personality too, like some of our peers that are constantly tweeting at people that don't like them and retweeting it. It's like, yeah. I delete that shit. If you comment something negative, me or Pimped delete it right away and I know Gary Vee would like I you're not strong for that. It's like no dude. I just we're only gonna live one life

I want to be but also you don't have to deal with it I don't want to also get creative like yeah, sorry, I keep touching there I keep I don't know why you literally Gary V acts at the touch and Malik's need But I know who Gary V. I do AX it. I don't even touch in Malik's name. Gary's for the first time. He's like real fast. Yeah, I know who Gary V is. Yeah, he's like, you know, yeah, he's like a motivational like Tony Ra.

I don't think that someone's not strong just because they want to fucking delete a negative comment. So even though I delete all day, I don't say it. Yeah, just buy. Oh, can't do it. And then you can go, you delete my comment.

What does this make you upset? It's like, yeah, I don't want to look at it. I got a kid. I got a family, I'm having fun, I got homeless people, like, I'm also one of my, I also wanna create a toxic environment. Like, if you wanna do that, go somewhere else. You gotta get away from toxicity. And the thing is though, every time you make a move,

there's always gonna be people who get mad at you because they don't know, you know? I feel like especially us as comedians and like brothers and sisters like there's a bond They're like I'm never gonna air anybody out. I would never attack a fellow comedian ever no matter what they did I wouldn't cuz I'm like dude. This is a brother. It's a bond So I don't I don't do that at all But so then people want to make assumptions and say and I'm like then you know You probably weren't ever fan anyway. We just keep moving positive through this shit

But it's all we can do. But I think with the history of Hyena and stuff, like, green guys, you're a separate way. People are upset and they want a reason to blame why people work out. Sure, of course, dude, and I get. They have no clue. They have no clue, dude, and they'll never know

because, you know, at least from my point of view, I would never say anything because for why, dude, the reason why we started the show is because me and the honest were very close friends, you know? Like, that's why we started the podcast to because me and the honest were very close friends you know like that's why we started the podcast to begin with so why would I want that to go away just businesses business dude you know what I mean like you want to do like there's things that we want to do in our career and it's like what I can't make the moves that we both think are best for each other because some guy in Idaho doesn't want me

to no dude it's the same people that tell you were telling Kevin Durant How could you leave all qualm a city? I'm like are you in the gym with this guy? Sacrifices that you made it's not your career. It's not my fault. You live in Oklahoma city It's like heaven's red can do what he wants go and say warriors go to the next dude You're not putting up shots with this dude in the gym. No, and I'm not it's same thing with me It's like I'm I'm sacrificing everything with my comedy. I love it. I'm making moves for me.

You know, come with me or don't. I want fans to come because I told you my goal in comedy is to try to make people forget about their lives. It's cathartic for me. I forget about my bullshit when I'm doing comedy for an hour. It helps me. Hopefully it helps somebody else. I don't want to fucking make this negative toxic environment.

So I'm like, either come or don't, man. You know, Chris. You put me to'm putting up shots. Absolutely do. Chrissy drip drop. It's YouTube.com, so it's to comedy. We got the podcast, we got Chrissy YouTube. We got a lot of shit going on baby.

I'm a machete. I'm homeless, Pam, how many times does he say shit? And you're like, we can't hear that, man. All the time. I just hit outside yeah Yeah, I just did it outside. He's like now I'm at it Oh no dude the things that Pimp has like on his camera. I mean You Pimpie can rule me, but he won you know he's Yeah, I'm right I don't think you ever would not some off you it's the mafia doing not to be right to tell all book

No, but that's the thing he can't he's only going computers. He can't read a right. Oh, yeah, yeah, he can. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, damn, that's what's good about up New York City public. I got you. He can't read a right, but he's going to computers. Hi, what do you got, Jin? All right, let's take a little breather because Chrissy D won't show up. Have you ever wanted to learn how to box a kickbox from real fighters? I'm talking real fighters teaching you

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No blend, no. Put you in fucking acid and shit. To get out of the tape. Yeah, I said it. I'm saying it from a bridge. Yeah. Cutting limbs and shit. Yeah, that's it.

But there is Asian rage. It's called Han for Koreans at least. Han? Yeah, Han. It's just, but there is Asian rage. It's called Han for Koreans at least Yeah, it's just like that means Asian rage pretty much all the you know centuries before you all the anger on less stuff That people did the Japanese. Yes, when Japanese as well. Yeah, still then your DNA whatever Yeah, dude, I think you know listen we fucking evolve right and things are getting better dude on my on our podcast three years ago I used to say hey if it's, if it's over 90 degrees, Chinese people are it safe. That's what I used to say. It's like, it's just a bit that I used to do.

It's just like a joke, but it was just kidding. I would never say that. I would, I would, I would, I would, I would just say, I'm not black people, Krippin. What's your black bit? What's your black bit? I'm not black people, that's your black bit.

I'm thinking in the, No, the only thing that we used to say is I told the story about it on his right hand is how my uncle Jimmy used to go into the like the bodega on the corner and he would be like, yeah, let me get it. When he wanted a coffee black like no milk of sugar, let me get a coffee lee Roy. That's what he would say.

Oh, call a lee Roy. That's what they would say. That's the, I think that's the only black joke we ever really did, but wasn't a joke. It was an actual story. My uncle actually used to say that. Yeah, let me get a lee Roy. Let me get a lee Roy call. I ain't a lie it says the famous lee Roy sound. Yeah it's a black name. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know any white lee Roy's. Yeah. No. I told the story on on Thompson Grove about my dad when I was practicing

jump shots to like mimic a 7.30. I had a broom and he out in tape on the broom he wrote lee Roy. It was lee Roy the broom and he was like this is going to mimic a 7.er. He's like, I think I'd be like, let's be honest. If a guy's going to be black, he's going to be black. I like guys not being able to jump against the arc. So, so what's it like? It was like, you know, I don't think that's right. That's real. He's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's

a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a is like with this cancel culture is like, dude, if you just go back to things we said three months ago, you know, there's things we all wouldn't say now because the world changes so quick. So just to try to cancel somebody from 200 years ago, you're like, oh my god. I'm gonna go how? I want to dig up old tweets for like eight years ago. Oh, God. And I said, like, we know with the time back then. Yeah. Yeah. No, the craziest one. The crazy and I've said this on stage, but the craziest example I ever saw

went again it just happened right in front of us was when kevin heart got fired for oscars oscars from a tweet from ten years ago ten years ago because because for so long it's been all action speak louder than words but now it flippin out words speak louder than action so kevin hearts words from ten years ago okay work maybe homophobic fine even though he's a committee is joking and he has the right to do that, but fine, okay, fine. But in the last 10 years, dude,

this guy was the lead of Jumanji. That's the gayest thing you could ever do. It's like, of course he loves gay people. Of course he loves gay people. And it's just like, it's just like, dude, I saw the outfit. What are you doing, dude? That's beyond gay.

So his actions have changed. And then that very same oscar is that they can't for Kevin to come back. No, they had M&M perform. Who's rap lyrics from 10 years ago about killing his wife and calling people faggots and stuff of my dude. I heard it wrong, though. I'm like his one, so which ones are?

The rap is art and cool and the tweet is not. It's bullshit. It's bullshit. It's bullshit. And he wanted boss Kevin to come back and he wanted good for a good friend Ricky Javace should host every year because he just tells him I like that. Yeah that was the fucking come up here take your little award

you know put your left your side oh my god he's so great just drinking a beer I love this dude I would love that sorry Chen I don't know what's up

okay I love this dude. I would love that. Sorry, Chin. I don't know what's up. So people are angry at Steve Harvey because an old interview came out where he said that men and women couldn't be friends because Ultimately, they're only friends because the women have set a precedent that we are only friends nothing's gonna happen But the day that you give them a chance is gonna try to fuck you and people on Twitter are in this from 10 years ago This is what we're talking about. What you're gonna say is that we're talking about. Here is the thing. Is it true?

I'm hearing it. I'm hearing it. You think that a good looking man and a good looking woman can be platonic, frantic. Are you mad at me? No, no, I ain't good looking at them. Oh yeah, I'm talking about, well the man, no matter what, if the woman is is is is is even halfway decent

The man will always in his mind think I can probably try to fuck her, you know, or I want to try to fuck it That's just an I mean very Because automatically I'm like I'm kind of on Steve Harvey's side. I don't I'm incapable of that. There you go Well, because you know, come on. Because you have a wife. Well, I have a wife, and I don't really have female friends because, look, okay, let's get rid of this. I want to know why.

Okay, I'm going to tell you this. Let's get rid of this right there. You're an attractive woman. There's some guy somewhere saying, yeah, we're friends. No, that's not true. He's your friend. Only because you have made it absolutely clear that nothing else is happening except this friendship we have.

We remain your friends in hopes that one day there'll be a crack in the door a chink in the armor and trust and believe that guy that you think is just your buddy, he will slide in the crack Of course You gotta think this way up 99.9% of us Yes, dude He has the point over now I'm the point one person He has like a million cheerleading friends

Yeah, it's because I did cheerleading But I also got to know them on a different level Right, I'll be like, yo, I fucking can't stand it It's because also you're secretly gay That's also, that's the outside, I'll be like, yo, I fucking can't stand it. That's because also you're secretly gay. That's also, that's the ass line. That's the ass line. She's a thing dude, it's like, what the hell? I really see her in dude.

So yes, I thought that. But I think what's the thing. I agree with you. I agree with you so. I agree with you. Listen, if a girl made it extremely clear to me like, hey, we will only just be friends. You respect that boundary.

Of course, there's a million people out there. But if she never said that and you guys are friends in both single, I would think at some point a guy's gonna take a shot. Shoot a shot. I'm not saying he's a good goal for a kiss of America and come to the back, hey, you wanna go get a drink?

Do something. He's gonna ask her out. And the same thing vice versa. One man could be like, hey, you wanna hang out? And it's like, okay, because that's the thing is like, again, in our society, it's like, you can't even have a discourse. Now it's like, you can't even have a discourse. Now it's like, if I went up to Kat and we were both single

and I was like, hey, would you like to go on a drink? And she's like, no, I respect that. But nowadays, it's like, even if I ask her for a drink, and she's like, I thought it was unwanted, an unwanted advance, and he was using his power. It's like, so what am I supposed to do then? We're human beings, we're supposed to procreate the art brain. Yes, you do not cross lines or boundaries,

but asking out on a date, it's like, what do you want me to fucking do? Just pull my dick out, I'll do it. I'm kidding. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I'm in your Louis Cade. Yeah, now I've never actually pulled,

the only time I've ever pulled my dick out, unwanted, when I, all boy Catholic high school, I pull my dick out left and right as soon as I Pull out the joke I've never pulled my dick out unwanted for to a girl I've sent on specials to pick but it's never been my actual dick It's I stuff that I told the story stuff the Verizon Fios remote in my sweatpants and I've sent that So sometimes girls are like I'll

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Oh, what else you got,, you have to scarred up. Scarred? Yeah. Skatle scar, dude. Oh, man. Stevie Blue eyes is the dick that I want to start something now. That's the dick that you got to send me. Aaron dropped that to me.

You just got a Photoshopped The Homer Simpson Tap 2 out of it. Then you find it. Yes, then I do it. Absolutely. Yeah, it is. The fucking love Stevie's it. Absolutely. That's it. The fuck in love, see me, Blue Eyes. Okay. So a couple came home from dinner

and they found that a bunch of birds actually flew into their home through their chimney and their neighbors called 911 while recording this because they just couldn't explain why these birds randomly flew through the chimney. What the fuck do they want the cops to do? What the cops do? Why the car 911 woke up?

They didn't know. They didn't know. Well they want the cops to do? Huh? What the fuck did they call 911? Call any animal services. Well, so the cops actually called animal services. I rather ace Ventura show up there. Yeah, but the police gonna do that. Yeah, cops like we must do. We don't know fucking actors. We must have shoot out of like us. But yeah, they lost count after about 800 birds.

Why are they doing a food or something? Yeah, no, there's literally no reason why they just started flying through the chimney and out of the stuck in there. And they were confused to leave. They were confused to leave. They were feeding from a horror movie. Hundreds of birds swirl like a tornado. She fact that the chimney of a home in Torrance,

the amazing site was caught on the big, horror movie. That's not that scary. Wow, KT But also keep the mask off like you're outside Take it off but also can you just close the fucking chimney so they just fly out you gotta get them out though Yeah, but it's a lot imagine you come at home. You see all those Yeah, but there's some chemical there's to be some kind of chemical to get them out There's family came home from dinner only to find starly and there's a dirty. I'm lady. There's shit. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, no, it doesn't funny damn that sucks Animal services actually told them the only thing you can do is leave your door open and hope they fly out. But these dogs are not like that. Oh, thanks for nothing, fucks me. Yeah, let me just call them, just leave your door open. That's why they call 911. No, don't get a few cats.

And they'll start fucking taking my delete. Yeah, dude, get a couple of cats. Like a few cats? Yeah, like a few cats and just get some cats from the Denver or the dumps friendly or whatever and fucking put them in the house. Yeah, yeah. All right. Cats are snazlers.

Let's do a little... Bird. Oh, here we go. Okay. Oh my god. They're trying to cancel Chris Firelock? What is going on? Uh, no.

So there was a book that recently came out about his life that was written by a few people and they noted in the book. That's the way it was quoted, the beginning of him wanting to take his life, it was the embarrassment from this particular SNL clip, which is where Patrick Swazie was auditioning for Chippenales and so was Chris Farley. And clearly Patrick Swazie, very good looking guy, very in shape, then Chris Farley, not in shape.

They're saying that he was so embarrassed by this bit that he started to embarrassed by this bit that he started to do self-destructive things that ultimately led to the end of his life. But this former SNL writer, Robert Smigel. Smigel, there we go. Big time, big game.

Yeah, big game. He actually came out and said that he defended it saying that it actually showed how funny Chris Farley is and that people just didn't understand the joke because this became a more recent thing saying, oh, they're shaming him for his body. This was a take-out. Chris Farley is and that people just didn't understand the joke because this became a more recent thing saying oh, they're shaming him for his body This was a take-hat Chris Farley said yeah, this book is saying that Chris Farley himself said I want to take my own life after that sketch. Yes No Chris Farley never said that wait no the right people who wrote the book because this is a book that came out. Oh, I'm so sad. This is a dead deal. So this is, so this is, so this is what they come in.

So this is them selling books. Yeah, this is these. I was trying to sell books. This is selling books. Yeah, this is selling books. Yeah, this is selling books, dude. That's how I, now granted, I'm not, I'm sure Chris Farley dealt with issues

as most comics and people do, but that is smells of selling books. Yeah, smell, that's like a horrible. Because to my understanding, nobody from Chris Farley's like a state or a sale had anything to do with this book. This is my other people about his life. Yeah, like I'm sure they never interviewed his brother who's still alive.

I'm sure his brother would have the real scoop and be like, I don't think Chris Farley even meant to tell himself. You had a drug overdose. Yeah, right? Absolutely. And they just kind of missed the whole point. The joke, which is that Chris Farley outganced Patrick Swayze and is the better chip in Dale's dancer.

That was a whole bit. This, this, this, people are just, these, these SNLs, you can't find a, every, their worst sketches are like sevens. Most of them are tens. They're worst sketch, the worst sketch is a seven and eight. Like it's crazy. How like these cast of it, like I watched Jim Brewer do stand up a couple of years ago. And he did back-to-back hours.

We were on the, on crews, with that practical joke, or his crews, and he was headlining the theater, and I went and watched them both nights and do back-to-back hours on literally stream of consciousness, shit that was happening on the boat that I was trying to come up with a minute on. I was like, ooh, I gotta joke about the buffet.

Where, you know, Brewer was doing bits about like the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, like just looking out at the vassus and doing bits on like fucking ways. You know what I'm saying? He was doing bits on like tectonic plates and I'm like, what the hell? Yeah.

Because that level, like even like when I'm very close friends with Colin Quinn, like that SNL, like those people were the funniest people in the country in the world, like, Joe's impossible to make something. Impossible. So when you see them, you like, oh, they turned out in Kerry. Yeah, dude, like, yeah, imagine that's how good SNL was.

You made Kerry didn't make it. And this fits that too. And Chris Farley was like, I think it's probably like, you know, like watching Chris Farley do comedy is like mind blowing. Like I would imagine what it must be like, if you sit court side and watch like LeBron James or Michael Jordan, you do comedy. It's mind blowing. I would imagine what it must be like if you sit courtside and watch LeBron James or Michael Jordan. You're like, it's mind blowing. Oh, good there.

It's actually, it's not fathomable. That's how I think, how fun is Farley is. I'm gonna watch it or no, in a two. You guys want it or no? I guess I'm gonna. I mean, I've seen it a hundred times. I know, I'm gonna have laugh about it. Oh, I was not the bitch. Dude, and Patrick Swayze's hair, that's exactly the hairstyle my Aunt Colleen has right

now. She has SNL Patrick Swayze hair. That's my Aunt Colleen's exact haircut right now. You put a camera into fucking Queen's New York. She's sitting there without hair hair smoking in Newport, watching Fox News. You're coming off from New York, has that hair? 100% that's auntie, that everybody's aunt has had,

it's fucking do it. Yeah, look at how Jack's doing. How about their both dead? They are both dead. Yeah, they are both dead. They are both dead. So yeah, yeah, pancreatic cancer, and then finally the drug overdose.

Dude, Chris father was only like 33, 35. Yeah, it wasn't that wide. Dude, Biggie was only 25 when he died. 25 made his first round. No, 24. Oh, 24. Okay, 24. I mean, could you imagine that?

Ready to die. I was 19 years old, Biggie. You know that album, ready to die. 19 years old. Fuck. No. You watch that dog. Oh, I thought it was an unknown.

Unbelievable. I'm saying is that dog. It's so good to see they say anything we haven't heard. Yes, yes, they talk about how he found like his love for music. Yes. Yeah, he loved jazz and how we got discovered kind of like from that VHS. Yeah, dude, he kind of was a a viral It's not talking about the whole uh, you know the beef But him and two pops like coming out Because he really talks about him on a different level than we probably have ever heard and I didn't realize too like You know I grew up in New York You know I was a little kid then but I didn't realize like how crazy it was back then in like you know

The differences between like a like a Brooklyn and a Harlem where Ditty was like, I couldn't even go. He had to speak through Biggie's. He was like, I wonder what's wrong with that. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Well, that's not, dude, the neighborhood's biggie

and Ditty are from like, there's all like, gluten-free cupcakes now. Oh my God, Ditty, where's your fried? Oh my God, dude, we're big. Yeah, they have like micro breweries there now. Like, no, yeah, dude, the scooters everywhere. Yeah, man, those halls should change, bro. The whole thing changes.

Yeah, all the burrows are different, right? Yeah, the most burrows are different. The only one that's still hanging on to some like, real like, is certain parts of the Bronx. But even the Bronx is starting to loosen the grip a little bit and get gentrified, but there's still some parts of the Bronx like, you shouldn't go near there if you're not from there.

But most part, endless, and there's always going to be bad parts of any city, but for the most part, dude, yeah, Queens, Brooklyn, man, it's changed overall. It's a little bit, it's, it's actually the only silver line for me being in New York in the pandemic is a little bit of that old school in New York came back when, you know, like the homeless kind of are out there now, a little bit, and the police are like, all right, well now we're not going to show up to work. Now it's like you're starting to see some fucking ruthlessness again. And I kind of like, I don't know how to do it.

I'm not going to get hudding out. You know, you used to be just like, you know, for the last few years, like nothing's going to happen to you. Like you're just, you're just. I heard Times Square's getting a little dicey. Yeah. Times Square's getting a little jumpy. Yeah.

Again, yeah. Is it always been? No. Oh, it's always been a tourist. It was a tourist, but it's always been a tourist. Rudy Giuliani is the one who changed all that. Yeah, Rudy Giuliani, the mayor in the 90s. That's why it's so insane, the kind of like, difference Giuliani, you know, for some New York

is Giuliani still a hero, because he came in in New York. He's still a hero. He came in in 9-11. He was really the face of 9-11, even though Mayor... They wanted to run for president. He was so big. They wanted to run for president. Well, he was the one at everybody's

all the firefighters and cops, funerals, and he was the one that was like... He was savage. Yeah, and then he was the Rico act for the Mafia. Like, he got rid of all the Mafia. He just cleaned up Times Square. He's a legend. He's a little crazy now because of the whole Trump stuff,

but he's a beast. He did, and the stop and frisk was like, it was kind of a black eye for not really. The city got inevitably safer. It got so much safer, but there was racial profiling with it. So they stopped that. So now all the people are like, hey, like there's this one guy, Eric Abrams, who's black, who's wanting to, who's running from it. Because now it's like a big mayor.

Now everybody in New York is going to vote for the mayor's because the blasio was so bad. Is it the Korean cat running? blasio was so bad. Is the Korean cat running? Or Andrew Yang? Andrew Yang, right? But my Chinese. I'm not Chinese. I'm Chinese.

Yeah. Yeah. So I like him. I like him, but so far I like this Eric Abrams guy because he was the Brooklyn Burma president. The black guy. He's a black guy former cop. So he's like, I understand the problems with the police,

but I am one of them. I'm also black. So I understand that in New York City, we need them. He's like, so how do we, you have to have them. How do we make the changes that it works to everybody? So, because there's another mayoral candidate that's like, we need to abolish the police.

I'm like, you can't abolish the police. How's that work done? Anybody that's never worked. No, it doesn't. You cannot do that. I understand the issues that the police, I get it, dude, I get it. Maybe they need more training.

Like, I know in Germany, to be a police officer, it's two years to be a police officer. Oh, man. Maybe we need to do that. But you can't get rid of the cops. You can't do that in the court. You can't try and go through the fucking area. What was that new law that they announced yesterday

that no knock? No, sit no, you're talking about the, they're getting rid of cigarettes, meth-all cigarettes. Okay. Yeah. I'm gonna find that. They're getting rid of cigarettes in New York.

They're trying to ban cigarettes. You can't sell them it's a like state where you're doing country wide. Yeah, man. And if you guys are looking for a cigarette alternative, go to Lucy.co slash. Hey, babe, the Nicarite gum. Nice. Lucy.co slash. Hey, babe. That's not co.

Not come. 20% off for the first month. This is if you move to ban menthol cigarettes and for the cigars. People would just vape them. Yeah, people just vape. But they're also making weed legal. That's the, you know, make illegal, illegal costutions legal in New York dude excited for that so crazy

It just happened. Yes, dude. It's so funny money I've been out in a license since about March 9th So I haven't been home, but it's so crazy I'm like watching shit on the news and I'm like yo De Blasio is getting crushed Cuomo's getting crushed and then all of a sudden like that Weeds legal prostitution legal no masks, no distancing. It's about to be lit. On the 100% July 1st, I'm like, wow, that's, that's, because they're all gonna get fucking repolled, the crimes are over.

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him just leave him yeah yeah yeah yeah all you see think newson's gonna get reelected yeah he could cuz he like they're gonna get these idiots in your credit for us to open him right he knew he ruined all small businesses in the economy the he's you see did you see yesterday the news trump is said he's gonna run in 2024 with Ron DeSantis, the governor of Florida. I'm saying see, I'm not pumping for the Trump thing. I just get him. I was listening. I was pumping.

You did it. You did it. No, I was pissed off the middle of the night. You did it. You did it. You did it. No, little. I was pissed off the front of the sand. I was pissed off the front of the sand. I was pissed off the front of the sand. I was pissed off the front of the sand. I was pissed off the front of the sand.

No, here's the thing, dude. I was, I was pointing at you to be like, get my head light up because I was going to say, go, you know, because people like the sand, and Trump knows that the sand, is becoming well known now for opening up Florida and that's what he, like he says, like his platform campaign Trump is cancel, cancel culture. So he knows that again to people's minds, even though they hate him and then he knows that a bit like,

oh, but I kind of got a vote for that. So he's good at that. And that's where he's getting his fist bump for. But do you give me a fist bump for you? You are a parotrump! And we have him film online video, chin clip, three-fifths of this ad. And I was like, oh, whoa! I'm terrible. I was like, I don't get it.

I'm pro de Santos. I like de Santos. And because that's the thing, too, when I went that way, and I'll never leave a guy hanging, if you were coming for the kiss, I'd give you a kiss. You know, I don't want to. But it's not just that you're leaving like that. You come in.

She commitments, except in my girl, we're not married. One day, babe. Let's have one more kid. It's getting serious after three kids too. Yeah, it's getting serious. Let's get you. Okay, so a photo of Zach Efron is going viral because he looks significantly different than what he has looked before.

People are saying that he got plastic surgery and doctors have come out and said no, he probably got dental surgery and he's just swollen. But the internet basically started making fun of him saying he shouldn't have had touched his face. And then there's another side of people saying stop judging him. Remember when you guys made fun chat with Boastman for losing weight and you guys didn't know he yet can't. Oh yeah, I forgot about that. good. Looks like you had some work done That's what I get some worth on T. R. T. or something like that Yeah, it's always was made also for Baywatch. He got on probably the most

Stereo anybody's So yeah, juicing so I I think he has moon face they call moon face. What does that mean what happened? You and I have too much estrogen you so he said for it. Yeah, he did some like Q&A He said the shape he got for Baywatch was miserable. He's like I was eating nothing dude. Like it was miserable, clearly on steroids. So I bet this is him just kind of doing his thing, eating fucking salty foods and his face blew the fuck up.

Also it's like your body has like a rebound effect. Because boom, it happens to fighters. Like after they cut weight, especially female fighters, after they cut weight they get real big. Cause their body's like fuck, we don't need to do that again and they fucking start just taking them. Interesting, interesting. Yeah, it looks, or it's also like too,

like remember like when the weekend people like oh the weekend did it, but it was just a super big deal. A lot of people are appearing into that the weekend like plastic surgery face. Yeah, I mean I have sex with either one of these like a front tear ball, you know? It's different vibes by her vibes.

But it looks like you just say, like, you know, I went out, he was drinking the night before, like an inch allot or some shit. An inch allot. Yeah, so that's, I know what that looks like. Give me, you know what I mean? It looks like, it looks like on the left, Zach Efron is wearing a mask of himself.

It looks like he's just wearing a Zach Efron mask over his face. It looks like he's got a Zach Efron mask. It also looks like he grew up, like his face is a little of himself. It looks like he's just wearing a Zac Efron mask over his face. I took his hat, Zac Efron mask. It also looks like he grew up, like his face, a little weathered, he cut down way, doing Baywatch. He got lit up for doing Baywatch, so he's probably dealing with some stress. He wanted to get lit up for doing Baywatch.

Because it's, did it come out already? There you go. Little boy. He recently did a Netflix series that I have to watch. He was surrounding me. He was in shape. But the Netflix series is dope. He was like going around to like different countries He was also he also played Ted Bundy too. We got skinny. Oh Teddy B good old Teddy B

What can you do? I just ain't on the motherfuckers face. I don't care why people give a fuck. Yeah, why yeah? Why does anyone care? He looks so much better before the raw with that. I mean, he looks weird on the right. He looks like a fucking plastic doll on the right. But that's what he wants to do. He posted a video to his Instagram or anything like where he's talking, because maybe it's just a bad picture. Yeah, I'm sorry.

I got a clip of video. He made a video on Earth Day. And that's where that. Again, I just don't face it. He looks like that on the video. Oh, it does. I think he did some steroids and in Trilada. Oh, it looks normal. There he is ago. He looks normal there. Yeah, they got you know that you know right here kind of looks like the other one

Look at that That's not bad Looks like he's growing up like he's becoming a man. Yeah, he's like growing the fuck up. Yeah, how does he 40? No, these people get famous. Where's Corbin blue? He was His face looks a little Bought plastic surgery Some fillers done on it. Maybe got some fillers. It's the angle very very Kylie Jenner. Why do I get fillers again?

I don't know for different. Why would you want to make your face better? I'm asking well some people will do you celebrate Some of my second for cheekbones. Yeah, I would never get plastic surgery ever in my life unless you needed it You know unless it was like in a fire or something like that But I don't think I'd ever be the guy who would get it I'm just kind of one of those guys like whatever my body and my face is what it is What if you were in a situation like Kylie Jenner where if you had plastic surgery you'd become billionaire? Because some girls do that. They will fix up their body and suddenly

they become millionaire. Yes, like they told you you have the personality for TV face for radio. Right. The thing is with me is any, I don't want to say anybody. I want to make blanket statements, but people even watch it. What's with this is such a, they're back. I just thought they were gonna make a date. She goes, I'm a role-passer. Yeah, I heard it.

No, I heard it. I heard it. It's been noted, it's in the book. So, yeah, no, and yeah, and with Annie footage, it's a lead, a pimpe is rolling. So, yeah. Um, and, uh, so I feel like, I used to be very attracted.

I used to be really attracted to women with plastic surgery. I was like, look for it. But now, and again, not blanket statements. I know every person's an individual, but in my head, like if I was single, I would look at plastic surgery and probably not go like notable plastic surgery, not go towards it because it's insecurity. That's what you're seeing a person who doesn't it's insecurity. That's what you're seeing a person

who doesn't love themself. That's what you're seeing. But you're saying just like a face job or like tits or an ass? I can't feel like that's him. Just like maybe they just didn't have that. They didn't win the lottery with genetics. They're doing squats and she just can't get an ass.

So like I might as well do that. But I understand that. And again, to each, again, not blank hitting anyone. Maybe I could be wrong, but in my brain now, I would be like, oh, but if you do that but I know but I understand that and again to each not again not blank hitting anyone Maybe I could be wrong but my in my brain now. I would be like oh, but if you do that It's I hate a lot of parts of my body, but I just would be like I am who I am. What am I gonna do? So somebody who I feel like now I guess as you get older you start to look I'm more I think there's more pressure on women though Oh, yeah so much pressure because the fucking card actions right and we found out they're using all these filters and shit So if you're a young girl and fucking Kylie Jenner's years save all you know that you're fucking queen You're like I heard me like shit for me though again

I understand that society has role models. I get you to have a role model girl like mine was Arnold Schwarzenegger So I I've body dysmorphic because I came up with like Arnold Schwarzenegger So that's just alone. I didn't realize they're on every fucking steroid in the world. I just thought they ate healthy and worked out. Mine was Charlie Sheen. Tiger Black? Yes, dude, I love Charlie Sheen. He's a dude, F-men.

But my whole thing is like, you know, even like when people like with role models, when people on the back, you are even like with baseball, when they're like, eh, you can't, you're staring at the sense of wrong role message to the kids. It's like, I'm the dad or I'm the parent. I'll tell my kid what I think they should or shouldn't do. Like, things are about family,

but everyone wants to blame everybody else for all their misfortunes. Where it's like, that's a sickness, dude, where it's like, I'm not gonna blame Kylie Jenner if my daughter wants to get her tits done. It's like, Kylie Jenner comes from her own, whatever she wants, I know she's on TV fine. It's up to me as the parent could be like,

hey, this is why you can or can't do this. Let's talk about this. I would only any misfortunes in my children's life. It's on the parents' dude. Everybody who claims is like, you're just, what it is is, is you as a parent is like, oh, I can't look in the mirror and tell myself,

I did a good job so therefore it's, it's cardation asphalt. It's like last night we were watching the draft and all the whole family's, I love the draft. Have you ever watched the draft? And I was, you wish you got drafted? Well I was waiting in my, because my girl, she was talking to me about the draft, I go,

what was it? 2006, I entered the draft and I thought I was gonna get drafted. Didn't, horrible day for me. It's like one of the worst days of my life. Why was it 2006? I entered the draft and I thought I was gonna get drafted didn't horrible day for me Right like one of the worst days of my life. Why was so bad? What round did you think you was going? But late like fifth or sixth maybe or at least you know get fucking Yeah, but I was waiting for the call and never happened So when you were there at the How dare you no they'll only the top 12 pigs? Oh?

I'm trying to learn how it works I should tell me that No, they'll only the top 12 pigs. Oh, I didn't I ain't listen. I'm trying to learn how it works I should pal knew that Were you not it radio city But my but my son did ask the draft he goes oh goes, oh, dad, you got drafts on it. No. And he's like, why? And I went, oh, because I wasn't good enough.

And then my girl goes, yo, he was, but there's Paul Tee. I'm like, he's fine. No, no, no, no. Top of it wasn't good enough. That's why I didn't get drafts on the first round. Yeah. No, no, no. Yeah.

But that's where you're gonna fuck the kid up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Paul Tee. Dude, the participation trophies, my father was huge on that before it was no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, nope, I remember vividly like it was yesterday, getting a participation trophy from my coach, coach Billy on the same size basketball team, CIO basketball, third grade. This kid Kevin got the MVP, I don't even think I was in the running for it, but I got the participation trophy, I was so happy. My dad takes it, throws it out in the garbage can on the corner of Santa Cavanew and Steven

Street. Just throw it away. Right in public garbage can, and, we're not bringing that home. And I remember not even questioning it because I was like, oh, it's just listen to my dad. But then my mom was like, oh, where's the trophy? My dad was like, I threw it in the trash. And then I remember them arguing a little bit.

It was like because he's got a chief, he's got a dad. The bar of excellence, he has to be awarded. Because you get rewarded for being mediocre. Yeah, you're gonna stay mediocre. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, how're gonna stay mediocre. Yeah, yep, yep, yep. How did it make you feel as a kid? As a kid, I remember it kind of being like something, well, I always just decided with my mom

because I was like a little bitch when I was a kid, so I was like, that's mean, but you know, because my parents were divorced, so I would just listen to what my mom said, but my dad as I got older, so I think I probably had emotions negative towards my dad at that point, but as I got older, I realized that, dude, all my dad was ever trying to do

was push me, like I remember when Kobe Bryant scored 81 points in the NBA game, right? I mean, yeah. That very same night I had a college game, granted Division III bullshit, you know, but whatever, but I dropped 45. So I was, I was, yes sir, yes sir, go, just like my favorite president. Oh, kidding, I'm gonna see you. Yes sir! Yes sir! 25!

Just like my favorite president. Oh! No kidding. I'm kidding. That's the last one right? Take it! He's the Trumper! I'm gonna go edit that out!

I'm kidding! I'm gonna edit that out, Thomas. He's the Trumper! He's the Trumper! He's the Trumper! He's the Trumper! He's the Trumper! He's the Trumper!

He's the Trumper! He's the Trumper! He's the Trumper! He's the Trumper! He's the Trumper! He's the Trumper! I'm gonna edit that out! He's the Trumper! but 45 and I remember like, you know, my dad was there at the game, whatever. And then he had already found out, because my dad was that fucking guy that would wear the headphones on, like they had the radio knob on,

like goes the Yankee games like that, would sit at my college basketball games, listening to sports, because he just was like watching me, but they don't wanna hear what, because he thought the college was in 80, he thought we were all at it. So he was like, I don't even wanna hear what you guys are saying.

It's wanna watch your movements, how you're moving without the ball I'm listening to real basketball Why I want to watch the game and then I'll you know dissect every fucking ounce of your life Just like my mom while you drive me home to Staten Island. I'm just like your dad Yeah, so that's how my dad is so my dad said I was like, you know 45 whatever like I. I think I almost had a triple double too. It was like 45, 10 out of 10. You were fucking awesome. You were awesome. I'm my college's all-time leading scorer. I'm in there hall of fame, but it's Division III,

so it like doesn't count. No, no, degrade. I know, I know. I know that. But did you go dead? I scored 45, but yeah, but Kobe scored 81. Again, it's a fucking tronor. Immediately.

So my dad, because what I had said to my dad is I was like, he was, because what we used to do is we would go, you know, the game would be over and then we would go, I dropped him off in his house and then I'd ride the exercise bike at his house, you know, for like 20 minutes and then sleep at his house and then go, go to school in the morning. And when I drop, you know, when we get home, he was like, uh, he was like, all right, you know, uh, hit the exercise bike and I'll, you know,

make you like a late dinner and I was like, I'm not going to the exercise bike. I was like, 45 like I gave my heart and soul left it on the court Whatever corny thing I heard on the SPN Whatever let's wet in tears It all out and he was like here's the thing Chris He goes there's always somebody better than you. He was like you know how I know that I was like yeah He was like you scored 45 points in a division three You scored 45 points in a Division III basketball. He goes, hope he Brian scored 81 points in an NBA basketball game.

He goes, so do you think, do you think you're as good as Kobe? Do you think Kobe's maybe hitting the bike or doing some type of trip to first body? Got on that fucking bike. You got on that bike. And I was like, yeah. And then I fucking hit the bike. And I remember like those lessons always like do there's always somebody better like even and I applied even to like stand up where

I'm like, you know, I like to have a good set or I was never the guy's like, I fucking crushed I killed because I'm like, yeah, but I'm not. Yeah, I'm not my heroes and I may never be. I'm just like, I try to get take a day by day in the moment. I try to do the best I can on stage, give the crowd as good of a show as I can, and then forget about it. I don't compare myself to anybody else. If you do a set and you get off the, then you go and watch like,

burr, study like holy. Oh, dude, I do it for fucking stock. What am I doing with my life? Yeah, I do it none. And then burr, I tell you to do it for fucking 30 years. Yeah, but then burr, but then burr would watch, fucking Chris Rocker, Richard Pryor,

whatever, gave him up with those guys. And then it's just how it goes. So it's just how it goes. So somebody else is watching the next guy Hey when you were playing division three basketball was the goal to go pro Did you really think that a shot is a white head as a white guy at D3 going pro? I'm not paid the native Like like you dad no sports so yeah,. Like, you're dad, no sports.

So, let's just cover what we're doing. Okay. As a six one point guard, at a division three school white guy, did you think you were going to go in the lottery? Here's the thing, six one, small forward, in division three. That's from St. Dazs, United States. Three.

Small forward, do Jim Bayheim, the coach of Syracuse University, there was a camp called the Eastern Invitational High school camp for seniors and they would invite you know, whatever Top recruits not even the top recruits the top recruits are going to the ABCD camp and the Eastern Invitations for like the top hundred fucking jerks still You basketball but whatever there was always one or two guys that Bayheim could take from there really for like East Coast teams Jim Bayheim told me he said you know what it is with you. He said, unfortunately, you have a division one jump shot in a division three body.

He was like, and here's the thing, kid, you can't change your body. Did you not really tell you this? Word for word, just like Mark Hershfeld, the casting director of Seinfeld told me, I have just almost mirrored what Bayheim said, but for entertainment, I've said this before, he said, you know what your problem is, is christ you got leading man face best friend body so that's why

i call myself but isn't it like i like i see almost like like you know yeah yeah so almost that the i coach the head coach at north western fits patrick pat fits patrick he was like what he voted for i know pat fits patrick he was like, he was like the guy at Northwestern. He was like, one of the buckets award, went to the NFL. But I married, because I was a lineback at the time, and I was like, in eighth grade, and I went to the CU football camp. And because Gary Barnett coached him, he was the head coach when they won the Roseball. He was the captain of the team.

So he brought them to like, help out with the camp. And I remember we were doing like, footwork drills, and he just said to the guy next to him as I was going through. So we just feet too big. We'll never fucking make it. Tell me give you the money back. Feet too big. I was in eighth grade. Yep. I will never forget that. Yep. I saw him last night at the traffic went fuck that. Fuck that. Still this day. Yeah. Fuck that. eighth grade. You like tell the tells mom giving the money back. He has feet are too big. You know what's funny? That means I a big kid man was for to figure it out. I was 45 you highest that what yes Yes, I was my my my career my senior in college though. I was

At one point first in the whole country for division three in three point field goal percentage I just wouldn't because fucking my dad had lee Roy out there. We were just shooting I just wouldn't because fucking my dad had lee Roy out there. We were just shooting out to Yes, dude, so you're a nice jumper nice you do still play now you're probably the best in comedy about we want to do Well, Pimps out of your means Andrew Santini We want to play a one-on-one next week at Whitney Cummings house and fucking film that see who wins I'm gonna blow my knees out, but whatever I'll do Last but Whitney only has half-girl half four years. You got a full court. Let's do the bread by half full.

Let's do it for Shobbs. And then the loser has to fight Shob full. Full like UFC match. Yeah, I just come down right. Yes, right. Yeah, I have. I haven't put. Yeah, let's put it.

It's you for San Tino. 21. San Tino didn't even play. Yeah, why do you pick Santino? Why not? Yeah, I know. I don't know. I think we thought he played well will play him all right winter takes on this Talented, did you play? I played where?

West East West College no hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on Let me get this hold on let's just get this straight on you played College basketball and Acted juco. Yes, I was on the team and then after that, did you score points in a game? Yeah, score. Bring it up, Chen, we'll find it. Let's find it.

You can find it. Oh, if you ever did any thing in a basketball, L.A. Let's L.A. Yeah, what's L.A. You don't want to ask, too. 2010. Really? What's L.A. basketball?

2010 stats. What's the one that just did this celebrity? It was called like, no, not Celebrity Universe. The Netflix documentary about the jukebox. Oh, you're talking about East LA. East LA, yeah, that was great. Well, yes, like college. Yeah.

2010 stats. Oh, there was a r... What is the name? What is basketball? Men's basketball. Wessellet. Just type in my name after Yeah, what's that yeah, hey, we're going this far. It has to be real Is that I hope it is? It has to be real. I just like the fact check, man

Actor boxer I mean Keep going down is that there's southern no, no, that's not that's Louisiana. I go there. No No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Which DIS DIS I'm not a player day Dude, it's dude. I don't know put in you know, this is crazy Chin type in Brendan Chobb University of Colorado football Pop But Mine does pop up right away. Yeah, I thought I thought I was not gonna pop up because it's for me But I think Jim you were typing it in wrong. Oh Right, I did exactly how you guys wanted no, he should West LA basketball mallity. Do you would you agree?

Always line what what number were you Malik number six? always line. What what number were you, Malik? Number six? It's a good number. There you go, college stats. Malik facial college stats. It's just his his his own bio. Well maybe listen, it's West out maybe they didn't have to listen. Yeah, you couldn't add the stats right, you know, yeah, cuz we can't look at my Sorry bro, just guess you send me the Facebook link It's just me Doesn't help that's just me on the college campus in the basketball gym If you have a jersey on or something maybe yeah It's count. Yeah, okay. Do you have a dude does like your family have a picture of you in a jersey?

My friend. Yeah, then my sister used to go to the gig game all the time Now did I start? No, but she watch you play Yes, you watch me play There you go. He just called he called in a fake bomb threat There you go. He just called he called in a fake bomb threat. You know, we got to get out of tune. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah you didn't finish the season. Did you score a point? I scored a point. Okay, but you weren't on the team? Who was the, but not for the full season?

No. Did you go by Malik Basil? Yeah, at the time. I went by, I didn't say it. Listen, I believe you because I seen you play. Listen, it doesn't matter, because it does, it's, you were my only ally. It doesn't fool the him, right?

And I was, I was, I was, reason why I had to stop because. I've seen a play. I was an actor, I was an actor. I had to stop because. I've seen a play. I was an actor, I was an, I was an, I'm gonna say the real cause of that's what I played. Okay, you were seeing like a real, real play, university loop.

Thank you, real play. Yeah, real players. We heard, no, we just, I'm gonna continue, yeah, next one. I'm saying, you guys stuff to me while Malik's pulling this up, this is just a thing that I think about. You know, like, I like, there's all like calls for diversity, like and everything, like with acting and every job. Why like there's only calls for diversity like in everything like with acting

And why is there ever no calls for diversity in sports? What are you mean like why is there ever not like a team? That's like we have too many of one race We have to diversify our team Well, because there's there's to me and sports. There's no racism like the best are the best because they make so much money So the best basketball players in the world have me African American. The best quarterback in the world. I'm a white guy named Tom Brady. But my point is, baseball, the best players are that fucking Japanese guy and my trout, like they don't have time for racism. Like in UFC, it's like Francis is the best. All right, he earned it. He knocked these guys out. He just had me from Africa.

Like, they don't play those games because there's so much money involved, only the best, it's not Hollywood. Hollywood will push in this or January or phase. Yeah, because it's all, yeah. But it's all, it's all, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's not black and white. You know what I mean? But it's not, but it's not black and white.

In, in like Hollywood and entertainment and comedy, it's not black and white. In sport, it is, they're, it couldn't get any more black and white. Like, that's the best guy right? No, yes, no, yes, but there is a culture in sports like to get invited to these camps like yeah If you're just so good like everybody was gonna find LeBron James But there is a thing where it's like you got to send in tapes now and you got to like do things to like get you noticed by certain coaches You know, I just owe us an extra undeniable like if you're so good coaches, you know? I've just always thought of that. And that you're undeniable.

Like if you're so good, trust me. There's no saying you can find it right. There's no saying you can find it right. Like just something like the, the, the find ya. It's different leaves as well. Like you have the g-league you can go into a lot of times. My whole point is, is that like these calls for diversity, it's not in sports.

They pick and choose. Like, oh what is wrong, like, yeah. Like for sports, that's okay. For pilots, it doesn't matter. Or any job that's like you could die in It's just Hollywood whatever it's just Hollywood It's just Hollywood but then people make like Hollywood like their life where it's like just pick the best at everything Yeah, you know what I mean? Why why that's isn't that like why America's like the greatest country like just or was the greatest

I think it still is but just just like but what they're saying in Hollywood They're saying that African Americans don't have the same opportunities as the rest of the races and like when we do shine light on they're actually really just as good as the guys that you sure pen stool sure yeah I know but then you what we also ask is like is that the best we have yeah Is that was that the best was that you guys feeling guilty for fucking Who don't even know the people that are winning but my are winning. But my buddy who's balls deep in the businesses go because I was telling them like, is this the best we have?

He goes, you gotta realize during a pandemic, the big studios, the big time actors sat this one out. Like Bill Burr and the big comics sat out during the pandemic, because they're not gonna make money on the road. Half capacity them, you know if they charge for bigger tickets, not worth it for them. Those big actors, they're not doing it, because they're not going to make their money in

the theater and the back end. So they're like, I'll walk away to this passes. So you got kind of a B-rate product with all these movies coming out and those one. It's not a race thing. Those are just the movies that were out. Got it. Okay. I was just trying to make...

No, I'm with you. Yeah, sports is very black and white. I was trying to make like a, like some type of like thing to like go into a conversation like racially diversity to give Malik time to pull up his bulls. You're still in a hard, I thought. But this is, I was just trying to do something where it's like, put it on me.

I'll say something like that. You feel lucky. Bro, I'm actually doing a not racist thing by helping a black guy. Yeah, you are here. By, by, by, but Chris, you know what? Like a racist. But Chris, you're fine. That's what I'm actually doing a not racist thing by helping a black guy. Yeah, you are good. By the way, but Chris, you know what? I'm just like a racist.

But Chris, you're a bot. That's what I'm trying to do. Because you know where the airs racist when I feel like, like if I see a white corner back or a white running back, he can't be that good. Now, just because it's like, or he's so good, because you know how to in sport,

to be a white guy and make it as like a corner or running back, you have to be the odds against you because there's no white running back No, Barrett Fute. There was I can only come up with a McCaffrey McCaffrey is one the one guy and then I can think of one white corner that Jason C. Horn is the only white corner back I can think of what is the corner bag do Corner back cover work like so you catch them all but Jason C. Horn, but it's just like C. Horn is the one that I think of and it's the last thing you see horn And my I'm Seahorn family Seahorn but if you see like a white like you don't see a lot of white point guard

You see like a white center like yeah, he's just a guy. Yeah, that like well the white guys that make the NBA now that Real calm Duke yeah, or they're your you're a PNU You're a PNU account them as real white like dirt and physics not a real white guy. Oh, I claim him. You don't. He's the best playing Lee. He's your he's European. He's white.

Like an American white is different than a European completely different. Yeah, like a German white. You claim look at that. Yes, but he's but those they're like white. They're from these countries. So like I'm like, you know, I claim Tyler hero. Yes, I was like Tyler Herald. I would say that I claim Tyler Herald.

He's fucking up this season because he's fucking Instagram thoughts, but whatever. Yeah, I like to chat to you now, but whatever. I would claim, yeah, him, miles Leonard, I claim, he's a big white guy, miles Leonard. He's a huge white guy in the heat, but he's white guy from the United States. They tried it in miles of Leonard.

Oh, really? Yeah, he's not a heat man. I thought it was on the heat. Okay, he's miles of Linnard? Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, he's not on the heat. I thought it was on the heat. Okay. You talk about a guy who can shoot threes. Yeah, that's, um, what's his face? Uh, you talk about, you know, they have two with, uh, guys, that this is a guy that miles Linnard. He's like a big guy. He can shoot.

You want to talk about a body? Yeah. You don't see his seven footer with fucking steps like that. He's on the blazers now. Look at this guy. Oh, my God. I got a huge. I mean, cat. Yes, right? Is it this? This guy's a yes, right? This is an absolute yes. This is an absolute yes. Look at this guy. Oh my god, I got huge. I mean cat. Yes, right? Is it this is it this guy's a yes, right? For like an absolute. Yes, this is an absolute. Yes. Look at this monster

With a saber tooth chops. I mean look at that dude. Yeah, the bisexuals Yeah, I think he didn't kneel he didn't kneel for the anthem. Oh, that's right Yeah, I like to copy or something. Yeah, I like that also He was a guy who said that a call of duty a remorch. Oh, he dropped the word on call duty You know not the aneware Where he said the anti-sism anti-simatic matter. Oh, he said it okay, okay. Yeah, you know mess with Yeah, that's the thing so many problems in like cyberspace have effects on actual reality. It's like it's a weird issue It's the weird shit if you walked up to a Jewish person with a Yamakim,

I was like, hey, you're fucking different. Then it's like, but call a duty. It's like, you know, they're smoking. Well, he was, he was playing. He didn't have, no. I'm not, I'm real, Saka. Ooh, no, no, no, sorry. That's, that's in his play right there.

Yes, he's the best. Yes, he's the best. Yes, he's the best. She's the very good tennis player. She made like a $140 million. She claims he was, but she's from Japan, right? But I claim she came to black. She knows, she knows, she's black, she's black. But she's Japanese. She's black, dollars. She claims he was come back from Japan right but I claim she came black She knows she knows what she's Japanese Japanese black Japanese Japanese. She's dating that rapper

And he didn't know how famous she was. He thought he was the famous one and they went to the streets and no one knows Whatever she's doing 40 why in be a court a court a one big or they realize how big of a deal she was She's like a face of tennis now. She's like she'd be so fucking a Serena. Yeah Oh, she's been a Serena twice twice. She's a bee. She's from Japan. Oh her dad's like you You know, but she's we're born and raised in the United States or born and raised in Japan. Yeah, that's she got that good here Well, her and her man look exactly the same like brother said yeah, right? And he and he said he's black so she's like yeah, I'ma come out his black. Is that a bulletproof vest? He was wearing I don't know What it's a little like a

purse or Pouch But does it also protect from bullets? He doesn't skinny fat body, huh, and they have the same neck not a big deal. What else you got chin Who's who's boss that the same almost pimp gets it almost pimp gets everything. He's always rolling Rice Harper I love Bryce hot yeah, got hit the face nice. I'm hit him or a Trout or the best players in the league. Yes, you're not gonna put core core Belliger in here Cody Bell I like or do you believe? Yeah, I think harder

Beliger in here Cody Beliger I like or do you believe yeah, but I think harder. I was saying Azusa what the fuck his name is that baller Azuna. Azuna is good. Uh fucking Francisco when door was good because I'm in a shitty season for the math. Trowel for the man. Hey, what happened to fucking your boy? Judge Aaron Judd. He's injured. Oh, he just fell off like he was like the face of the M.O.B. He was like six six, but that's the thing. You're like, I think Joshua. You're right. You have the anti-Josual and baseball and then just the champ again. He beat Ruiz. He beat Ruiz.

Ruiz is by the Saturday. This week he's the biggest known you've ever seen. He has a damn box. Do you think there's a chance, I know I'm sure you probably spoken about this on on your other Pasta. Do you think Logan Paul has a chance to be Floyd Mayweather? What we think you will be Floyd Mayweather? What? No, I mean no. No. No, you're hoping for if you are Logan Paul Finn, is he has some success by not getting destroyed in the first four rounds? That would be a success, but he's not going to knock out Floyd Mayweather. Absolutely.

It's not going gonna happen. Okay. Okay. You have to hope that Floyd just doesn't take it serious and fucks around and gets clipped if you're looking Paul Fett, but it's, it's Floyd Maywen. He has the biggest nose line. It's almost like it has, like he's in, like he's in, like he's in, like he's in, like it's perfect for, it's perfect for, it's perfect for, it's right there. Yeah.

That is for being flattened from being flat. No, no, he was born with a fucking Mexican bell pepper for a nose. It's also, he's filled with Chee, jalapeno cheese he said it fits his face though now he's to be fatter that doesn't fit anybody's face dude look at that's the end with the end of boy so this is really this is a big fight this weekend if you're in a box and yeah it's paper view yeah no it's not it's on it's on PVC box I and yeah, it's pay-per-view. No, it's not. It's on PBC. Box. I don't think it's pay-per-view. You sure?

No, it's a buy-in-hat. I think it's all over the place. You already buy that fight? I would buy it because I like it. My girl's making this fucking shoes like, wait, do we have to pay for this? Yeah, but that seems to get down with box and dogs. See, no, yeah, I told you. Yeah, it's pay-per-view.

I thought the PBC yesterday. And Matthew's lesson was Ariola. That's just your scientific name for the nipple. Malish! I'm just trying to destroy you. I'm standing by my statement. Stand by it. Appreciate that.

Oh, he got to my statement. Yeah, I want to see that. He got hit right in the face. Stand by it He got hit right in the face 90 seven miles per hour and then he says he's fine crazy look at the actual impact Wait did his helmet oh Right in the face It was bothered Ariola's nose It was no to suck that He was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

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He was with the National. And then he got traded in the World Championship World Series. How do you feel as a player? You know, he came out like, man, I don't care. You know, good for them. Then the Nationals win the World Series immediately after him. I think it just shows that like, you know, I mean,

at least baseball is like a for real team. Team sports. I think it's just the ultimate team. Cause look, you look what happens. What is for them? I know like we could say basketball's a team sport all we want, but look what happens to teams when LeBron James leaves them. When LeBron leaves the Cavs you're in last place.

Yeah, you know what I mean? If Ashwell's different. If LeBron was at, well, I don't know if LeBron is so good, but like Bryce Harper was far and away the best play. One of the best plays in the whole league. He leaves the team could still win. You can't win. Either you if LeBron is so good, but like Bryce Harper was far and away the best play. One of the best plays in the time. For sure. He leaves the team could still win. You can't win. Either you have LeBron and you win

or you don't have LeBron and you lose. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, so it is. Football is more. Football's more team too. Team, football's team. Like as good as Tom Brady is, if you didn't have those B sketch on the ball,

they did. Basketball's not real. It's team, but it's not. But if you're so dumb, then you can go far. You can go far. Because even baseball, like you can have a picture a Dominic picture was unhittable. They still can only pitch every six game, you know six days

So and basketball you can have that one person that can dominate like yeah, dude I'm gonna single handedly got to the you know finals But that's why you need that one dominant guy, but then you need help on the outside He's always you go far and he's so dominant, but it doesn't matter. You always need a pippin Yeah, yeah, you have to have a good Yes, the pippin c j mc mcullum, but again You need more than you like to be Lebron and fucking But that's not stack the NBA is I know

Yeah, that means great right now dude the next baby. Oh you got you got your right next number three in the Yes, yeah, Randall Randall came right the girl and the you know, I mean the net's are the net's it you saw Katie last night went on I Have for I That's my favorite 45 106

What else you got, Jen? This one here, remember lady Gaga her dog napper thingy I got shot and arrested and that girl that turned the dogs in, she was part of it. They thought, yeah, they didn't give her the money. They're like, we have to investigate further, so she was part of it. Wow.

Little bitch. So it was all like an inside job. Yeah, and the guys that did it are known gang members, and it's somehow they're connected through family and stuff too. Weird. What did they say, what gang? Yeah yeah I don't think so what can they say what race well Lafayette Wally you know they you saw the video right no no we see it what race they happen to be black this is why but they knew oh no they didn't know it lady Gaga you guys really didn't

know they were black no that was a a joke. Yeah, no white white guys earning gangs No, no they would have said white supremacists still don't they wouldn't say gangs. Oh, yeah Yeah, there's why dudes in game hell yeah Felt it. Bro, you know you know that one there's always that one No, bro, you know you know that one there's always that one Token white guy they want to say gang member the chat hangs of the group. Yeah Yeah, they what yeah Every mean is gonna say gang it's always it's always Could be latino white they're not gonna say

What were the name? Lafayette Wale Yeah Yeah Jame Jackson Jame and white Jame and white James Black

Those are the blackest names I've ever heard No, not for yet Wale. Now you know damn James Jackson Julian White and Lafayette Wally But Harold white and Jennifer McBride are very very white sounding Jennifer McBride Jennifer McBride is dating Jalen wider Lafayette with She got what's happening she got Bob She's like homegirl a hustle and flow. Yeah, she's involved. She's she now. She's fucked. Now her life is

Yeah, do we involved. She's involved. And now she's fucked. Now her life is fucked. There you go. Do we have a picture of her? There's Jennifer McBride. I'm just gonna... That's Lady Gaga. Oh, sorry. Oh, that's her down there, she.

Where? There you go. What, they forgot to told you? No, go back. To images? Yeah. With the glass in there. With the glass in there.

Yeah. Hold it from a gate. Told you. Oh, I see an alarm. Yeah, with the foot. That's Lady Gaga from the gaits. Told you. Oh, I cheated a lab. Yeah, with the foot. That's lady god. She got talked into this. Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm cool. She gets some good dick and then you know what? She's getting shit from a good girl. She's getting dicked down by both of them and then they went, you know what? What happened? Like I showed about the prisoners who escaped. She's Tilly. It escaped Danimora.

Danimora. Great. So that's not her. That's not her? She was linked to this article, but it says She's Tilly. It's Kate Deymora. It's Kate Deymora. Great. So that's not her. It was just not her. She was linked to this article, but it's just what's not there. Oh, it's not her article. It's actually, this actually a wife who's found Deymora in her husband's property. That's actually the same.

Oh, see that? Yeah. Okay. All right. That was sad. I apologize to you. All right. What can you do?

ChristyCombony.com. I got stand-up dates. We just put the Fox Theater, Foxwoods casino, that's a big one. That's a big one. On the theater, October 23rd, tickets go on sale, May 5th. Where's that at? Connecticut, but it's a little baby. I've done it.

I've done it. I've done it. The theater, did you like it? Yeah, it's cool. Because I was always on the east, you know, being on the east coast, like, you know, it was due Foxwoods, the comedy club, or when he gets in the comedy club in the agraper, it's like, you want to get that theater.

So now I got the theater. I got the big boy Fox theater coming up October 23rd. Oh, congrats. Thank you, baby. And then I got a bunch of other things. You're back on tour. I'm back out. I start July in Providence.

I got Providence, Rhode Island, fucking Christian's hometown, Boston, Jersey. We're going all over. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, dude, we got all the dates coming up Portland Seattle Nashville no Portland not you know you're not doing he really important. I'm doing Portland I'm doing in January 22 I'm doing the Aladdin theater in Portland and the Neptune theater in Seattle

I'm both of those good good some of the best. Yeah, well that's good because now I'm doing I'm finally got to the point where We got a couple of clubs coming up, But it's it's moving into the theater Chrissy's going crazy. She's going to see a theater Look at Chrissy. Yeah, look at that. Yeah, circle hitsburg I'm gonna hum me out there because it's a punchline Philly Punch line back there, but eight shows sold out already So we could it we could have did and the same thing with Laf Boston sold out six shows already months So not a lot, but we could have done but we could have we could have did and the same thing with last Boston sold out six shows already months So not a lot, but we could have done but we could have done maybe the theater

One thing about me is I'm a loyal motherfucker Yeah, so I committed to them. I'm gonna do them But the last couple of shows we had at the ticket price went a little And I'm getting a hundred percent door deal because daddy's got to make some money I got it. I can do it Somebody's got to give him the burrito because Daddy's got to make some money. I got it. If you do an actual show, somebody's got to give him the burrito.

Yep. What it is, Andy. Absolutely. Victoria, if theater, Newark, New Jersey, I will get shot at that gig. We're a Newark baby. So I'm going to bring this kid's baby bulletproof vest. There it is, baby. So, yeah, so we're back out there in the road.

Christycomedy.com. Well, the funniest guys in the game, man. Thank you, Andy. I appreciate it. Next week, Lexington, Kentucky, the squad will be there, except Chipel, because he wants to do his own headlining gig now. So Lexington, Kentucky, we're at Laf,

off Broadway in Kentucky, Lexington, Kentucky. That's next Thursday, Friday, Saturday, then Houston, Texas, run through the Texas, run through the big age. I'm being Houston. You're being Houston, so David Lucas. David Lucas, May 22nd, then Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, June 10th through 12th. Take us to FATKZ.com. And then I'll be in Philly at the Helium Comedy Club, May 6th through the 8th.

And then the following weekend, May 13th through the 15th, I'll be a Good Night's Comedy Club in Raleigh, North Carolina. Take us at chappelleac.com Yes, and Malik you can find him I don't know Yes, L.A. basketball team He's West L.A. basketball He's got him

Yeah So August, August, August? You want to do it now? I apologize, I don't worry He's never too early He's never too early, okay Yeah, he was announced in dates from October Exactly I'm trying to take it with him now I know early never to early. Okay. Yeah, he was announced in dates from October

You should sell Jersey's there your basketball jersey Number six Jersey Fire an idea dude a fire the kids number six Jersey Okay, all right, well you can catch that Jersey. Well, let's figure it out There's a lot to go in with Jersey's I believe in myself It's not funny. It should be it should be your name like the Jersey but like West LA but West LA's in quotes like West LA but West LA's in quotes. Yeah, I want to West LA. That's exactly what we're doing.

What colors are West LA? It's blue and white. And it's blue and yellow. I'm gonna get a little. Hey, listen. I didn't play the fucking game. So, in 2004, I'll be at, so August 13th through the 14th, I'll be at the Bolton Gas Company.

Volton? Volton Gas Company. I'll be off to Texas. I'll be off to Texas. Yeah, Malon's gonna be there. go back there. Yeah, come back Texas. Yeah, it's gonna be human Right here we go. Oh, you found something. No, that's not even I team change. Oh wait. You pronounce your name Malik Yeah, you didn't play basketball dude On your side because I thought your name was On your side because I thought your name was

Yeah, it is you take free go. That's the first day pictures is first day. Not my most one. Yeah, it is. You know what I would take for the end, due to the first for the pamphlets, for the games. Not the crazy deal. When you play basketball, when you did team pictures, they do it the beginning, right? Beginning in the season. Every season.

People get hurt, people get go. See, I know, I don't even know these dudes. Yeah, cause you weren't on the team. No, that's not even our team, but I think that's not even our team. What's L.A. 2010, Bats? It's a college athletics. But again, this is Juco.

We didn't have pictures. Yeah. Look at that. We don't look stood out of my, we have no picture. Well, you know, I'm right or die for you, dog. Yeah, talk to me. And I'm trying to... I'll be at the Boston Dance, come see 13 to the 14th.

Bro, this is a lie. Thank you so much. I'm gonna sell my jersey number six. Yeah, we'll sell the jersey. Yeah, be the boss. Come see 13 to the 14. Bro, the line. Thank you so much. I'm gonna sell my jersey number six. Yeah, we'll sell the jersey. Yeah, that's what it's on the jersey, yeah? Let's do that. Look, there's that roster.

You're on baseball, Jen. Come on. Come on, man. Guarantee, no pictures. Oh, that's women. Right there, Doug. roster. Yeah, but this is 29.

Yeah, but I wonder if we can go to, can you go to the top, Jen? You see the little bar. Yeah, 2000 You're Archive rosters boom there you go. It's on it. Oh This is the archive. Oh, it doesn't go down. Oh, it does. Oh, you got saved I got save on my kind of set so they didn't even want to give you a Bro, or about it. I'm having my sister send me the picture.

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