The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 681

Episode Date: May 4, 2021

The guys talk new changes to the show, Shapel potentially seeing Jean Claude Van Damme, remembering Bloodsport the movie, Fergie, Will Smith's worst body post, shortage of chickens, Billie Eilish in lingerie, another man throwing coins into a plane engine and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You ready, Trin? Cheers, ready. Cheers. The crew's here. If you're tuning in, we're missing one of the three amigos. It's down to two. It's a two-man wolf pack here. Malik was fired because he lied about playing basketball at WSLA.

That's why he's not here. Found out. I talked to the coach, yeah, and they said, we've never had number six named Malik B. No, Malik's not here because, Malik's doing his own thing. Malik decided, he wants to focus on his own shit.

His own podcast, he does his show with our boy Justin, who he does called Cutting Weight. So you can do that. I think you'll do more episodes with that. He's gonna start doing some of his own weekends. So listen, you guys know this. Being on the shows, a lot of demand. Especially if I'm not on the road,

it's three days a week, man. That's a lot to, besides Rogan, I don't know if anybody else is doing more than, you know, once or twice a week. So, what is Rogan doing? Rogan does five now. He does five, five, three hour longs. As Theo said, three hours.

Yes, Theo got done doing Rogan for the first time. He was, I'm gonna talk that long, somebody in my life, dog. He goes, I'm gonna talk my therapist that long. I'm trying to talk to him. When you think about it, I'm literally on the street. I'm like, who have I talked to? I've never talked to my dad for three hours.

Fucking hours. Never. Even when I was a kid, when I was a road trip, we didn't talk the whole time. No. Like Rogan, he got to talk to the whole time. Dog, he did a five hour podcast with Bert.. What five hours? I mean they were drinking what I did my episode with my dad I did two three long two's long three three but it's different because we have a lot to catch up on

Yeah, just a just the homie the home. I don't want to talk for my homie I don't want to do anything for three. I don't have sex for three hours. I don't watch anybody for three hours. I don't want to do anything for three hours. I don't want sex for three hours. I don't watch fighting for three hours. I Got nothing. I don't want the only thing in this world. I want to do for three hours or more is hang out my kids. Hey Fight fights last that long. Yeah, but at least we're not talking Unless you invite Mark and his wife Mark you know what's on there. You know what it is. You know what it is, though.

Yeah, we had our boy Mark Harley over in his beautiful German wife. And we had him over the fight to work some Thai food. Yeah. The chat is really good by the way. That's a place where it's called badass Thai. Oh. It's in the valley, that's my go to. Is that the only location?

No. I think so. I hope it's by me. It's not like a chain. It's not. Damn, that was probably the best tie food I think I've seen. It's nice, right? Yeah.

Cause I like it real spicy and they go up to level five and I can get five. But that's spicy. I get Thai spicy or like their regular spicy. No Thai spice. Ooh, that's the real. It would be that spicy. That's my not the right like it was like the perfect amount of spice like you did I I read three, but it was like perfect Permanently close what?

Let's take a look. No, they know the world is opening. I think it's called badass tie I thought then tie bad I bad ass tie, but then this popped up tie badass is it not? Is it what is it there's Is it not? What is it? There's another one here. Can you say where it's at? Hold on. Look at my history, my postmates. Yeah, looking history dog.

I'm pretty sure. Because I, I, you know. What did you guys order from? Like what's your Thai order? Is it said that he does like the pad Thai pad Thai. Yours is pineapple fried rice. Yeah, how do you know that? Is he said what?

Oh, well, yeah. And then I get, then I get, then I get th I get that guy Hollywood what's Tom guy? Tom guy Tom guy is a soup We also had a badass Thai place in Austin too. I've I've always probably my favorite. I think I'll swing tie forget what that one is a place called Newtle Monster on I think Lanc swing tie. I forget what that one is a place called noodle monster on I think Lancashan that's pet ties really good. Really? Yeah, but called But does it keep but does it keep but with bad ass tie or what? Oh, no, it's called fire ass time That's a dope name

I Order from it all the fucking time. I can't remember the name bad ass. I fire Dude the real breaking is to I Sure Yeah, what is it? I'm nervous. This lover we're not doing this

Tie-place justice right dude. I'm pretty sure that's what do that's what I ordered from Irvine. No, not Irvine. It's called fire Astai. It's off it's 20 022 Ventura Boulevard. There's 20 022. Fireass Tietz, dog. Ventura. Yeah, that's it right there. I'd like to put a disclaimer. Brendan has great taste in food. Yes. He has great taste in food. You're not the food just like eat whatever. First of all, if they get a, if they got a bag.

No, look, they have four out of four and a half stars out of five. 1092. Yeah. Okay, so yeah, the one that Irvine is a slacking, but the one we had it that you brought to the crib, man. That was, oh, did you girl, you took some home and you're girl ate it? Yeah, we ate something. It's good. I miss most of the main card fights because they were talking.

You know how when I watch fights, I want pretty silent. You want pretty silent. Nothing. Because Mark's a chatty, dude. Yeah, what's your mind? Because he knows the fight game. And also, like, Mark would even know Mark's chatty. He's also really intelligent.

So you're super interested in what he's like saying. Yeah, usually when he talks, it means something. Yeah, it means it's always meaningful. Even though it's a chatty. But then I was talking, because I think his name Jeff Herzog, he was my first ref and it was in Denver when I fought Chase Gormley and I was coming off the loss on the ultimate fighters. So it was my first real UFC fight.

Yeah. And he was in the back, you know, the ref comes in there to tell your instructions. So then, so then he was one of the, RAS for one of the fights and it's two 145 pound guys. And she was, oh my god, because I was telling Mark the story of that and there's two 145 pound guys. And she goes, oh my God, because I was telling Mark the story of that and he's like, well, how the fight going?

I'm like, I knocked him out like 53 seconds. He's like, oh damn, she's like, oh my God, you knocked that guy on 53 seconds. I was like, what? She's like, that guy and I was like, he's 145 pounds. She's like, you didn't fight him? Like, you guys are gonna be a go. So you just like understand it.

And it's so wild because Mark watches fights all the time. Probably by himself in the dark though. I wonder. It has to be. I thought you would have understood. Yeah, but March, you're not invited back. That's all you I saw. At least I think I think it was him.

I actually, I 100% think it was 100%. 100%? Yeah. Who is it? John Klavvandam. Where? How could you not get on the show? What if we like Alex gone, but John Clive Van Damme is here! I want my ass kicked.

He's not seen bloodsport. Yeah, right. He's fine with that. He lives in Marina. He lives in Miranda. He lives by chip. I knew what is this hair look like right now? Can we see this?

I don't know. I want to I knew it was him. What is this hair look like right now? Can we see? I don't know. I want to I want to make sure it was him because I think it was. But he he's trying some badass Bentley. Really? I mean, he's still I'm sure he's crushing it in life still. He has to be. He had a document. I think it was on Showtime. J. John.D. and it was a pretty dope documentary. So I'm at his Coke prom and shit like that. Is this what he looks like right now? Should be. 12 hours ago. Ah, hat on.

Then I can't see the hair. Oh, so it can't see. But did his hair look good or no? Yeah, but definitely a two-page dog. And you've ever seen one take the hat off head off you ever seen when he was that there's a reason why he's run hat Um, although I went hats all that's a old picture April 18 Yeah, that's old. He's covering us this spice anyways. Yeah, I've 100% think it was him. You didn't say nothing No, no, what do you want me say to him? I don't know.. I mean, you know what? It's one of those things with him.

I was just like, I'll let that man be. Because I'm pretty sure he probably gets stopped a lot. That's probably the way to go. You know what I mean? There's some people who were talking about old-school fucking blood sport reference. Yeah, it's like, yeah, what am I going to say to him? I'm like, I fucking loved you in blood sport.

I've never seen more. Yeah, I've seen blood sport more than any movie I've ever seen in this entire world. I know, brother, you've both. Oh, yeah, seen in this entire world. I know brother watch that shit. Oh yeah, we've watched on the road. Oh yeah, we have every character. We my brother watched that movie. Every day at school, probably three years straight.

Non-stop. We know everybody. So then we grew up in Venice in the summers. We're at Golds Gym and Chung Lee was at Golds Gym. And my brother was like, holy fuck. You know Chung Lee's the big kid. Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, you know, Charlie's the big. Oh, Bolo or both. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he's BS tips. That dude. Yeah, he's fucking dope. You break my record. Yeah, I break you. He's been in Bruce Lee films too. Yeah, old school. I think he still looks great.

So we saw my golds. He's short, but he's fucking swall. And we were kids. We're probably nine. I was probably nine, my brother's like 11. And we see my brother's like, oh shit, there's Jungly. I'm like, oh fuck, we're freaking out. I was probably nine my brothers like 11 and we see my brother go shit. There's jungle I'm like, oh fuck we're freaking out. Huh? Sorry movie and my brother goes up to him and he's I just don't think he speaks English very well

But we didn't know that work kids my brother goes, oh, what's up, jungle? But and he goes in like brushes off his off season the middle of his workout Yeah, and my brother was so offended and he goes man I'm glad John Cloud Van Damne picked your ass. I was like, what's wrong with you, done? The fuck? It's like the worst thing to say. James is a little baby. Hey, kid. What the fuck, the chungley, man? Meanwhile, he could have fucked all up. He could have. My dad was there. Yeah, I think he's, yeah, he still looks great. And he's, what Bruce Lee film was he in? Into the dragon. Into the dragon. Was that dragon? Yeah, he's old school, man.

He is, dude. Oh, they got a badass mural of him. He was jacked to, and he's Chinese, right, Chin? At the young. What's his young? Yeah. What's his real name? Bolo Young.

I'm just like, oh, it's Bolo Young. Bolo Young. Bolo Young. How do you say it, young? Chinese American. 40s. Wait, Chinese American. 74 years old old body builder born and straight up China Bung so God he was great. Why did they do a national Chinese American?

You probably got citizenship maybe oh, that's what that means his English wasn't good But we didn't know that his kids and it really pissed Jay off Have Like Oh Clock kicked your ass That's a move even as he got his homies bandana back It wasn't a bandana or something Any salt if you're married in the hospital. They've been friends for eight days Yeah, anytime

Anywhere, oh, there's that many says yeah was like, I love you. I love you brother. And they grab hands. I'm like, you guys have known each other for a day. Wait, does he get what the blonde chick at the end? No, he gets whether during the movie, where he's in his undies doing the split after he nutted all of it her. She's like, reporter and they hook up in the hotel. And then she wakes up and she's like, oh, what?

She's all out. And then he's just fucking in the room. And his wife ties, which is why I still wear whited ties this day. And he's doing the splits. then he's just fucking in the room and it's with yeah, there's white ties Which is why I still wear white ties this day and he's doing the splits and she's like what the fuck you think she's still Oh, I don't know Follow time to son of a bitch no people not there's some people I still I still wish you would have Astronaut to be our third host you imagine I couldn't go I don't know there's certain people that I'm like That's either that's either me dope or to me a nightmare He just keeps talking about old school stories about being on set up fucking blood sport or John Clark. Yeah, I boarded some shit

Look all she looks great. That was her in the movie. Yeah, that's what that's after Yes, you look great. Yeah, she's still yeah, she looks great. Yeah, yeah Foxy Yeah, she was such looks great. Yeah, she's still. Yeah, she looks great. Fox. Yeah. Foxy. Yeah, she was such a dime in that movie. Mm-hmm. That OG curly hair. Remember that big dude picks her up.

He's like trying to fuck her. And then John Clark was at the bar. In that bar, whatever. It didn't make sense though, because it was like an Asian dude, but he had a turbine on. It's very strange to the turbine on. And then remember, John Clark gets the quarter out and then he makes it disappear and they put in his hand

Oh, yeah, yeah, if I take it you leave her alone. He's like deal very English. I'll tear when he puts hand on I guess they were To fuck the girl. Hey, that's like that's what they did That's the 80s man. That's the 80s. I listen that is frowned upon. They that's for you don't do it now No Christian don't do anything like that now Frowned upon upon Christian any update on the short Kings Let's take a little break from chatting with my boy, Shepel Lacey cuz listen the hits keep on coming from one box event to the next they grow an excitement

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They're just hustling. Sorry. I shot it. I shot it. They were working in like a restaurant or something. No, I'm not acting anymore. That must be because is that where you saw that must be a bomber? Like, you know, he was working. Are you the kids who take that in school in New York and like do in like working in a

restaurant on the side? They came in and no avocado. What a quick question. Do you want your own ass? Are you Frankenstein from Big Daddy? I know, it was the other one. It wasn't the one that's in Riverdale. No, yeah, that's the way we're saying it.

That's not the one I met. The one I met is like, the waiter. The waiter, yeah. He's not a waiter. He was eating the same food I was. May you some break? I'm telling you. I'm trying to enjoy my break, man.

Come on, man. Yeah, it's fucking fucking fine. Shit, Zachikov, his sweet life. Ah! Did you, oh yeah, they were in Zachikov, yeah, Zachikov, that was Disney. That was like the biggest thing. They had two shows, they had Sweet Life,

and yeah, Sweet Life, I found that. Kind of killing it, huh? They're kind of killing it. Yeah, that, Sweet Life on that. Kind of killing it. They're kind of killing it. Yeah, that's the one I met. Uncle, oh well. That's the one I would, I wouldn't be like, oh, are you a kid from Big Daddy if I saw him? I'd be like, oh, are you McCulley Colgate?

Weird brother. It's so hard. I went out to one of his, I was like, hey, dog, big fan been watching since I was a kid. Oh, really? And what do you say? He's like, we're the same age, right? The girl older than me. I was just like, oh, man, let's take him. He's like real the same age right the girl older than me

Like I was just like You know, I didn't want to pick all right No, I say something to him. Wait John Claude's alleged this again. Hey, did you but you ran into the weekend too? Yeah, I didn't run into a weekend at crossroads. He's got that he got that Michael Jackson voice He walked Did you say what's up to him? Uh, I looked at him and he goes, what's up? Oh, he has that soft voice. Yeah, and I think, I think they do that, like certain singers do that because they don't

want to. To say their voice. Yeah, to say their voice. So he was like, what's up? I mean, my girl, like, what the fuck? Is real soft? Yeah, because I thought he would have like a, a deeper voice. Really?

Like, he's hit those high notes. I know, like some people have deep voice,? He's hit those high notes. I know. Some people have deep voice, but can hit that false settle. Crossroads, that's that vegan, my boy tries barkers in this time. Even if you don't like vegan, you're a big person. I'm all about that vegan food.

Shout out to my last time. I mean, vegan a lot. You're a good dog. I'm probably in like, I'd say I'm 90% vegan. Hey, but so the weekend sets up to you when he's passing by. Yeah, because that's only because I was looking at him. Those guys are like, guys like the weekend are draped.

You show their show fame. Remember when you saw him, you just got done with the super wall performance. They're show famous. They know when they walk in somewhere, everybody knows who they are. It was on my girl's face. So he knows when you're looking at him like,

yeah, what's that done? Yeah, he's like, what's that? Oh wow. I was like, now the next. I'm like, good to see you. The narrative on the weekend is, is he party so hard into so many drugs, people that stop fucking with him.

Really? Yeah, like he goes so hard in the paint with drugs and partying, where Drake and everyone's like, dark, we out, man. It's so weird, because he seems like a very reserved like chill dude. I don't even think he's waiting.

What do you think? He would think of me live out on, she's like, dark, you gotta stop. I don't even go on. Yeah, she's like, you gotta stop doing cocaine. Oh yeah, he was with Selena. I was like fuck that noise Fuck that

He's a beast. He's a what? Bella, he has a catalog He's a short king. I don't know I was he was he was he was he was he was that short I'd say I'm taller than him, but he wasn't that short You think he was like 5-8. Yeah, I say he's for like 5-8 I feel like that's fairly short. Yeah, I'm with cat I never

Never get people short short, but he's definitely a short king in my eyes So what makes a short king? I say 5-8 below five eight and under five and under and you're five eight You can't be short the short came be five eight Like people want you to be short. Yeah, I don't want to be short Yeah, it's the car your adult dog Robby seen it everybody I've been crossroads. I mean, that's the spot It is who does he I thought I was I met will I, that's the spot. It is who I see I I saw will I met will I am that's cool. Yeah, there's two down four. Oh, he's still killing it. No, he's great Don't you dare I'm I love I am is great. I love me. I wouldn't stop. I'm telling I wouldn't I wouldn't

I'm like oh that's all for who I am guy from black eyed peas. I'd prefer if I saw Fergie I like Fergie more than him You don't like Fergie Fergie's banging Fergie he's the reason why Fergie was put on how dare you he was Where was she ever before that be I choose a girl band right? Well, not a good girl, like she was struggling. She was struggling. No, will I am definitely better off? No, will I am definitely good to say. I think will I am does like a bunch of producing still.

I'm just saying I wouldn't- What did her say? Original member of the Children's Series Incorporated in the Girl Group. Wow, he told you a wild orchard. What is that? Orcid, you know her name? Orcid. Orcid, orcid. Orcid? Oh, dude, you know how to wild orchard?

Orcid, orchid, orchid. You know how to wild orchard. That's like you have heard of a wild orchard. I don't know how to. I don't know how to. I don't know how to. The point is, she's still banging though.

I mean, yeah, of course. Yeah, Ferg is great. You ever see that performance where she's like doing front hand springs and singing? Yes. I think it was on a. It was one of those like, She's great. You ever see that performance where she's like doing front hand springs and singing? Yes. I think it was on a... It was one of those like...

Good morning, Maryline. Was there like good morning back in line? Like, were you outside? Like, were you making fun of her? No. Bro, she's like, whoo! And like, she's singing live. And singing live.

Oh my God. She spends it, she goes, bro. What? Yes. What? You know what she practice? It's one of my favorite videos of all time. She's in...

Yes, she is. She's in she's in she's in she's in she's in she's in she's in she's in she's in watch her get it Get it for you. Get it for you. Here she goes. Here she goes. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. Why did you get it? Why did you get it? Why did you get it? Why did you get it? Why did you get it? Why did you get it?

Why did you get it? Why did you get it? Why did you get it? Why did you get it? Why did you get it? Why did you get it? Why did you get it? Why did she go in for more? She knew that shit was live. You're doing it, you're doing it. Now, did it.

Jailo tried singing the same song and she got shit for it. I think she was singing... I think she was singing welcome to the jungle right now. She was singing welcome to the jungle. She was going off in the front hands, brings the... Now, did Fergie make it on her own? Yeah, shit bro! You know, it's so fun.

Oh, that's right. Glamorous. That's right. Furgulicious. Furgulicious. Furgulicious. Yeah. Furgulicious.

Yeah. Furgulicious. Yeah, she was kind of bot. Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, she's kind of bought Yeah, she was after like a beachy blew up absolutely yeah, but to To knock my boy will I am I'm all I'm saying is I wouldn't Right, he wishes for a lot of people. No, you got to rise. I'm not in the music industry, so I don't get a fuck I've been like oh there's you will and keep going We can't I've been like oh damn there's a weekend. I but when I was at a super's you will. I can keep going. We can't have been like, oh, damn, there's a weekend. When I was at a super awp, I bumped into Tom Cruise. Oh, you do?

And he was, I was like, oh, I thought he'd be shorter, but I looked at it as fucking platforms were like this. And like, oh, damn. Damn, he had platforms. Some dudes do that. Like Prince. Oh, never. Okay, I was just checking.

I was just checking. And look, you could wear like Doc Martin. No, I wear like Tim's. You could wear like Doc Martin. No, I wear like Tim's. I'd wear like Tim's if anything. Get like an extra inch or two. Two inches? Yeah, I know, but like I wouldn't want to look. I wouldn't wear platforms.

You ever worn shoes too small because they're fired. Like these Travis Scott's they got on our size 12 by wear 13 so my big toes killing it right now. But they're such fire shoes. You got an A-shape. That's such fire shoes, what you got to use it. That's what I'm binding my feet for the Travis Scott. They sent me the wrong size. I took the soles out and shit.

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Oh, but I know I did with these fucking Louis Vuitton boots I got. What? What I heard of what you can do is, what I heard you can do is take a plastic bag, fill it with water, put it in the shoe, and then put it in the freezer, and because water expands, it will expand the

fuck out of the shoe. I think I'm at that point right now. How about that? This is my big toe. You try to hit it. Hey, dog. I know these are fun. You're going to ask me to digress Tyson next.

What the fuck do I do? I need to do something. Wait, you rock dog Martin Boots? No, not me. He could, though. Or no, Louis Vuitton Boots. Not Louis Vuitton. What the fuck is the name? Which is a perberian? No, it's fucking, Louis Vuitton Boots. Not Louis Vuitton. What the fuck is the name?

Is it a blueberry? No, it's fucking not Louis Vuitton. You just seem so sneaker. All right, yeah, but like when I was doing like the McGregor stuff or showtime, they didn't want sneakers so I started wearing boots a lot. Okay, a lot of dope boots. Are they the same ones that brought it up?

Like Chelsea boots? No, Brian got Gucci, never wears them with his self conscious bottom. Yeah. Yeah. No, they're not Louis Vuitton. the brine and the self conscious now that i believe that god what are they i forget the fucking name of them get away well while while you think of that can you just give some appreciation of

will i am that he agree now i love will i am that's all i need it i mean those are good to have those you would wear those b i don't that's me Oh, that's your that's you that's me and that's my foot. It's the ugly thing. I've ever seen in my life Oh, you don't dig those no no more Christmas as shoes. Those are hardest fuck, dog It's what those are yours to that Donald duck is that Donald? Yeah, those are good. Oh, I got that shit right. Yeah

I don't got to forget the name Yeah, those are good. Oh, I got that shit right. Hey, oh yeah. I don't got to forget the name Yeah, no Either way though, I forget the name. Okay. Yeah, there's no way I can yeah I'll rock oh yeah both were on ridiculousness Yeah, my first appearance was with Brian and I told him it's great right there Hey, look to young there, huh, and I told Brian before he still looks great. Yeah, especially for his age. I told Brian before we did the show, I'm like, you got to watch and see what the concept is. Does don't wing it, man. Know what you were signed up for. So we get them like, Hey,

dog, I think there's episode you watch, he's like, no, what are we doing? I'm like, fuck, no. Like you have no ideas. Like, no, what's the show? Like they sent us all the clips. We got to watch the clips. And then we, we we come on the clips. He's like, ah like god damn it dude. Did you good? He probably you know, it's Brian. Yeah, he did his thing He probably killed it. I think look at you there too Yeah, how much I wait there look at all skinny and shit, huh? And that's someone Mr. Azute today, man. You did yep Some did some comic sent you a picture of me. Yeah, that's that's me and Mark's homie

That's why he goes. Yeah, I'm gonna start coming up here working out with you guys like Do you just invite yourself to work out group? Yeah, I don't know you dog. No, he's a cool guy Cool. Yeah, yeah, I don't mean you're in the lifting group. Yeah, I know he said this the picture and it was like I was like, where the fuck is Brendan at cuz I didn't think he'd be at as you cuz he said he lives all the way in Redonda. Oh, that's a nightmare. Yeah, and I'm like you're driving all the way to the fucking zoo culture Yeah, he's like I love this place, man I saw you guys posted on social media. I decided to drive up here. I was like yeah I'm you know usually being the guys are here around eight and he's like you come at eight. I'm like oh no

I just told what time no no no he's cool. He's hair around eight and he's like, you come at eight, I'm like, oh no, I just told him what time we're going to go. No, no, no, he's cool, he's cool. No, he seemed cool, yeah. He's so funny because all he works is bench. Look at me being that gym guy now. You know what's up? Look at him, just, you did 250 for what?

Eight on ink line, Doug. 250 for eight, do you see my 350? 350 for three. Can we talk about your ink line? No, I'm talking about your ink line. Bro, you didn't see my squats. First of all, you can compete. Like if you wanted to compete in powerlifting

You would fucking kill it Strong as fuck and you have great range of motion. Well, you have good forms. Oh, you're leading. Do you where do you do this? Look at Justin and it's someone said hold on wait close that Someone said just to look like a bottle of pep to piss He was talking about fashion, we were talking about fashion right there. Look at his shirt and what's he saying? Justin does that fashion.

Oh my god, I started over to, it's pretty funny, pretty funny click. So Justin does the cut and weight podcast with Mallet. Yeah. I really dress up when I'm on podcast. Like when I'm in my everyday life, I'm really dressed down. And when I see y'all in studio,

I'm really dressed up because again, it never know who could be around and who you may see for real So you got a really watch up you and you sweat pants Everybody in the crew and these sweat pants. Hopefully I could bring some type of a pizzazz to the crew I'm hoping to spark a change even even on the flights. Yeah, man. I tried to do it I can't even on the flights. He doesn't not try to do it You know so smooth about Justin too Justin before he goes on stage He has to do reg on always gas the do reg on listen right before he's about to go on that stage right when it Justin Ali is

Suzy gets on that stage Watch what he says about me the The waves, the hair gain, the gear, even though you know, the I'm so glad you cut the muffin top. I was I was about to put a pole in you. Who was down and you on the his was just like in the comments. She probably need to cut that She found the other show Do you know what I'm gonna

Who is that when I'm in my everyday life? Yeah, right. He's fucking layers His fashion games on point on point, but yeah, go to that school go ahead and go to that squad, yeah Good you did this without me. Yep Yeah, go ahead and go to that squad, yeah. Good. You did this without me? Yep. Dude, what was this? That was after we came back from Naples

and I went straight to the gym. Oh, where? Yeah. Barefoot, too. That's 315. And that's easy for you. Yeah, for 10. Everyone keeps talking about my butt.

Saying it's good? Yeah, someone goes LA 10 peach Yeah, that's no punk no That's hella mark saying I got this Yeah, so strong done what's weird. I don't know what you know. Like are you a big squatter? I was in college. We had to squat now. Now I now.

You're too tall. Yeah. Like you're definitely more built for squat. Like for me, like I'll do deadlift. I'll do heavy deadlift now. Like squat. Like I'll do those like that machine they have. We put the the the fucking cable on the

Shark. Yeah, I love that. Oh, oh, we're now like I don't wanna hurt like I don't want to throw my back like I squat for so many years. I'm not doing that all the time. No, I don't want to There's no way I don't want to fucking my back. Like think about how often does he doesn't make a squat that off now? I just wanted to do with that day to see if I could get 10. Yeah, strong legs. Yeah Strong legs strong. Yeah, strong legs. Yeah, strong legs. Strong legs. Yeah, these legs, thick. What's up, though?

I can't wait till these thighs come down a little bit, though. You still haven't figured out your gene game? Not yet, but I mean, do you say that link and you just, I send you shit all the time. I know, I know, I know. But you send it by your gay friend. You know what, but I get so fucking frustrated. Why?

Just because I go on my friends, I'm like this drives me crazy, because I don't know if I've ordered this and it comes and then it won't fit and then, I know. Then I don't have the, cause follow through to say. That's what I'm saying.

I'll order shit and it's too small and that's what it is. But you use it, and you usually stick with your spot. I know what works for me, yeah. Exactly. So like, if I've never gone there, it's always like it's stressful for me. No, I get it.

And like anytime I go to shops somewhere, they just do not have where I could try on. The jeans go, oh, you know, they do make this size, but you gotta go online. I'm like, well, yeah, but I know my ship when it comes to jeans, like the flexible ship, especially for your thighs. Your legs are longer than mine.

I know, but still, you just get it shorter. Like I wear, you know, what, 38s, because it's gonna fit on my Thighs my ass. That's what I wear my way is 36 Yeah, my ass is makes it a fucking but if you wear a 30 you but you do 38th and then we can always tailor it We can always take a tailor. I got a dope tailor if I got to go through all this for some fucking You went to dope jeans are not man. I Want sweatpants for the rest of my life

You're talking to the guys wearing a size 12 right now? My feet are getting wet. Exactly. I do it for the game. I'm not doing that for the game. No, I know. You know, uncomfortable jeans are. Do you know what that my thighs are?

My thighs rubbed. Your thighs don't touch. They do. Your thighs touch? You know, that thigh gap. Yeah. I don't know. That thigh gap, I wish I knew.

That thigh gap. Where the fuck is like this? Really? That's you. Thigh gap yeah That guy got what I got where they fucking it's like Really that's you I ain't got a thigh gap my fucking thighs are like yeah, yeah, you're hanging the fuck out. Yeah, hmm. What's there? That'll like that don't so daddy. No, you need to you need to take my advice with those jeans and just look into it Man, I just take a shot. I just show my homie. He does help me out a lot He's helped me find like a lot of jeans. He's really good with fashion. My boy Oh, that's the fashion guy. Yeah, that's my homie. Yeah Yeah, you can't work that with this huh?

He's so interesting. He gay gay You know some guys are like no, man, whatever, what happened, man. No, he Gage. Some people are like, nah, man, I'm doing it sometimes, though. Yeah, you know, man, it's a weekend. Hey, the weekend, I'm fucking dude. No, I might do it. He Gage. He Gage.

And he opened a relationship. And I was like, how's that work? And he just opened about it. He's like, I'll be on the road, man. And, you know, I get on the app and it's Gage, mom. I was, and we laughed and I text the group. Oh, damn, she fell for envy. Fuck.

Oh, I was seeing that the whole way. Oh my god. Like is aggressive as you're saying. No, when I was driving home, I was seeing myself. I got to be fucking good. To see about guys want sex all the time. And another dude, you be like, yo, meet me at this fucking guy.

He's making it seem like aggressive than what it is. What, you did what, what? What, what, what, what, what? No, no, I was gonna say, I feel like gay, the gay community is probably the most horny batch of people on a planet. This is my, most of my sets, how much easier in my life would be if I was gay.

Oh yeah, it is probably your set. Yeah. But I mean, it's not as aggressive. That's why I've asked him so many questions. I was like, my set way off, and what he told me, like it literally validated everything I tell. I mean, if he not as aggressive. That's why I've asked him so many questions. I was like, is that way off? And when he told me like, it literally validated everything I tell him. I mean, if he's, it's what I give you,

see something he likes, whatever. I know. And then the guys, I guess, sure, whatever. Yeah. Yeah, it's just guys. Guys, like guys. I was like, man, you're killing it. Yeah, I know, yeah, he's depped above.

Yeah. No, I'm like, no, hold on, I was thinking, man, I gotta be fucking. Just bust and nuts. I'm probably using, hold on, think it back. I gotta be fucking dude. Right, just busting nuts. I promise you, I just aggressive at you. Man, just killin' it. You know why you got my homey life.

I really say his name is personal. I didn't say his name. We can add it. What'd you guys do this week, guys? Just get off your gay friend. What'd you this week get? Yeah, what'd you up to this week this week? What's up, dude? Chin's back.

Chin's Lisa's coming up in June right when we move to the new studio. I mean, what was there, Chin? Not in June, but I mean, it's closer to the end of the year. All for Marina? Yeah, because if we go to New Studio, I want to be super far from it. It's coming in a nightmare for you driving that. Especially when you're, you know, COVID's base, you know. It's going to come back.

Sorry about it. Yeah. That'd be a nightmare for you driving. Oh, I think there was a stat that we just had a first day. First day without a death without a day. First day. First year, yeah. And then Florida now today, all, everything's off.

All like requirements for COVID mask capacity, everything's off. Really? Yup. There's no COVID mandates in Florida anymore. Shout out to Santa. Does that include, you know how the last time we were there, certain places would have a rule for that particular like coffee shop like, oh, you have to wear this.

It's up to the business, but now I think it's, the way it works is up to that business. So like Starbucks has like a map, like a mandate worldwide, but they can't enforce it. Oh, okay, so you can still go. Oh, yeah, I wonder, hmm, I tell you who's getting fucking annihilated by COVID right now is India. They have 1.4 billion people. 1.4 billion.

But that strand that's fucking all them up, we've already had it here. Oh, we did. Yeah, it sucks because they're all on top. But they said so many countries I've sent like relief to them, but there's 1.4 billion people so it's like a Pebble in the great it's like a grain of sand in this game of things like we can't send enough shit. It's a shame Fuck that said and then there put restrictions on India flights, so they can't come here makes sense Yeah, we're getting over it. We can yeah, I guess we're supposed to be like fully open June

He's in the body room like summer. Yeah, you know, it's coming down my hands for his life. I forget She's too crumb for that line She's like I'm early in the morning She's on this good morning Rick or like know. She's like, I'm on the line. And it's all early in the morning. She's on this good morning, Rick. I'm like, yeah. She's like, say less. Hey! You gotta give it to her though.

She commits like that. And then the performance at the basketball game, she did like a jazz edition of the national anthem. Oh yeah, yeah. She got lit up for that. Yeah. But she committed. She committed and then just,

I think they tried to hate on Dream on for laughing. And, maybe tough not the lab But they all were laughing they got all their faces and everybody was laughing I guess dream mom got the most heat from he always get shit. There was an actor that came at him Laugh him during the national and who's that actor shit? Do you know what they're on One of them like redwood movies are what is not red wood?

Not red box hallmark No, what'd you do this weekend Christian? What'd you say you do when you're not in studio? Do you do though you knew? I was aggressive. I'm sorry. Yeah, good morning. What do you do, though, you knew. I was aggressive, I'm sorry. Yeah. Good morning. What are you doing? When I'm not in the studio, like I'll wake up, go to the gym, come here, and then when I go home,

I'll work on some fighter and the kid's stuff for a little, probably hang out with my roommates, play Xbox, and that's about it this weekend. I didn't do anything special. I just washed the fights really. What was it? Yeah, those B-boy pants on. I know, yeah.

He's a talking white guy in a B-boy pants. Yeah, I said, where you get them pants, dog? He's like, I just found them in the closet. And he was like, yeah, these are the ones. They're mad, Jimmy. I appreciate this. Peter Texman goes, hey man, your new guys are great with social media.

He goes, you know they asked me to cut 65 clips last month? And I charged per clip, what the fuck? What the fuck? I didn't know that in my defense I thought he was just on pay like with like everyone else I didn't know it was per clip so I figured out I got the email what the what you guys figured out so yeah let's go what you do Kevin you chill with Stevie uh no uh Stevie was actually embossed in visiting some friends. My mom came into town, and I think my mom secretly loved Stevie. Oh, that's good.

Everyone loved Stevie. That's good to mom. Where is she asking where he's at? Yeah, she was asking where he's at, because the day that he left, my mom got there, and they were hanging out for a little bit. He was eating a bunch of Vietnamese food, just like being good. Would you want?

Yeah, because my mom came over, made Vietnamese food, and and he was gonna leave that night, but he was eating it. And so she was just like, oh, I like this white guy. Wait, is that the first time they met? No, they met one other time before, but it was kind of like the first time they met. So it was very stiff. Like, hi. Hello. Very this time is comfortable. Yeah. Yeah. I think my mom like actually really likes him. This is one of the things I don't know anyway. It doesn't like. Yeah. He's pretty easy. Yeah, he's so chill. Yeah, I love Steve think my mom like actually really likes him But she doesn't want to I don't know anyway doesn't like yeah, it's pretty easy. Yeah, he's so chill Yeah, I love Steve. He's like a that's what those that damn thing he likes and I'll pack up I'll pack it. Yeah, I'm not bad. Yeah, that's his energy. It really is

I don't we said that last time we talked about him and his I'll pack a Spirit animal. Yeah, yeah Spirit animal besides that I Spirit animal like you're who you connect with an animal world. I think well, I say like Jared Lettos my spirit animal with yeah He's in the fashion. He's real skinny like I wish he was my spirit. Oh Jared Lettos or Justin Trudeau for you Because I know those are like kind of your top two. Yeah, say less. What does this say?

Uh, spirit. Spirit and refers to a spirit which helps guides or protect a person on a journey who's care that person's shares and bodies. And also metaphor often humorous for someone or something that person relates to or admires. So that's why Jared Leto's my spirit and I will hire him. I don't think I have a human. He looks great for 50 though. I don't think of the most beautiful 50 year old. My spirit animal. You know human. No. I don't think of human. What animal do you think of that?

What animal? For you. You know, honestly, a silverback. Silverback gorilla. Because they're kind of chill. And of chill. And then that anger's in there. That anger's in there. And I saw it on stage at the Valkon. That is in there. I know I did tell someone to eat a dick. Yeah, he did. It's aggressive. Yeah. Hey, it's only because of what he said to me.

No, it's fair. No one got called you. Jerk Sharpie for God's sake. I know, yeah. And I was like, man, that seems racist. Then we came back and was like, was that racist? Like, yeah. I know.

I was like, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. I'll put it in the gull. I was trying to figure it out. I was like was that racist like yeah I took tiger on a hike and you know because all the flowers in bloom and shit So there's all these yellow fucking dandelions over and there's bees everywhere. He hates bees. I hate bees So we're going and it's like I dude we're either gonna have to run this way to get through this or we're gonna have to turn around because there's bees everywhere. And he goes, man, let's get the hell out of here.

I'm like, don't say hell, but that's what I'm saying. Oh yeah, you said hell. Don't say hell, but let's get the hell out of here. That's hilarious. He likes hikes though? Yeah, that's what we do. Damn. I didn't think about hikes until I was like,

in my 20s. Oh, we go, when I'm at home, we go all the time. time really all the time. We're gonna normally go all over like by me like There's so many you don't bring Boston on the moon. We have in my fucking back. Oh, does it really heavy man He's a big boy. He's heavy original thickie original and I was and he holds his isn't yeah He holds it down his new word is mine mine mine he's like the birds off a fucking Finding Nemo. Yeah mine mine mine. I don't know this reference. Yeah dad life finding me but finding Nemo's like OG Super yeah, yeah, yeah, no, you know Last time it was Disney night. Huh? It's you know that american idol who made the special guest judge with our like

talent was a john stamos oh i love your stamos i love them to be the best guy that he's on like uh... some disney's like a coach coach for the past world hey didn't see the show yet not gonna watch it but uh... yeah if i'm one of those singers on I'm like, is this do you have any advice from John? I know where the fuck is Beyonce or fucking, you know, a real singer?

Where's the devil? Yeah, that's true. Why am I talking about that? Why am I talking about Uncle Jesse right now? Yeah, that's like me going on there. Yeah, but I get you know, he does like, he plays with the beach boys. Like he'll fill in. No, he's actually a musician. Yeah, he's a musician. Actually, wait, I take it back. Because that was his whole thing on full house. Yeah, full house right. Yeah, that's where K-Brim Because he can actually play yeah, that's so long again He hasn't made a career in music and these kids are trying to do that. But he can play. Where's it on a grandaid man? Like let me talk to him on the voice. Yeah, it's like He make an album to I just says beach boys

He's he's like performing with them live, I go on tour. I had to, this the, so you know, he's a handsome dude. He was in YouTube, by the way, he's in one. Yeah, he was a therapist, he was killed, spoiler, it's been out for him, but those will fuck off. But he, two albums. Oh, there you go. All right, so you take your best shot,

all right, never heard of that. But he, Brian did take your best shot. I never heard of that But he Brian Brian did a movie with a brand new movie. You know Brian's charming like yeah, they're both like same age Brian can't talk to him and he goes stop stop stop stop. Hey man unless you got a private jet. I'm all set on friends The one who said that yeah, oh no, no, no, no, yeah, I'm busy No, she got private jet. I'm all set Lea Brian rap looking all chunky. Yeah rap was thick That's cool. He's also much of weight

How funny is that that is let's show us that she got private jet. I'm all sad. It's the movie that they were on oh to move What is the movie? And why couldn't they put the black dude up front? Yeah, the whole man. It's a loser. Oh, that's right. Was it pretty big? I don't think so.

Straight to DVD. Was it the one that he got cut out of? Or was it a thing? No, that was, I think like a man. Oh, he got cut out of a thing like a man. No, he wasn't. How was that movie? He was, I think he was, I think it was, I think it was Oh, he got kind of a man. No, he wasn't He he was I think he was think I think it was think like a man

Kevin Hart was in it, but Brian goes hey dog on this movie you want you want to be my guy at that time I'm still fighting he's like you want to go to the premiere with me. I'm like yeah, let's be dope So his wife mean him we're sitting down the whole like, the movie's like basically like 75% tell you, damn dog. When, when are you in it? He's like, I don't know. I thought I'd be earlier movie ends and he's just like, he looks at me sometimes that happened. Damn. He's like, I didn't know I was in the thing. They don't tell, they don't tell me. He's like, he edited me out. I'm sure they told him, but he didn't read the email.'s what happened we got all dressed up was you me was i said hey now you want to picture by the post-reason

nom go that's the nom go man and actually you just had up that's the actor that called out uh... dream on green and that little Wikipedia movie thing you had that's what that's who that oh Josh do now Josh do mail That's that's for he says been oh Circle they're not still married right now by the at the time they were

Transformers he's not in a dead wood or something like he's not in a western. I don't know. He might be You know, I'm getting him confused with another guy. And what kind of castes in what world are we believe? Josh, Jumel and Megan Fox are this homely people, this cute fucking kid. And why he let's what live? Yeah, what 10 fucking wife is Megan Fox? Come on, man. That's a bad cast.

To be fair, you had that moment in your life. Yeah, you think? We're ex husband, yeah. The guy, the foreman,'s yes, but she was also Oh, look at that from 9.21. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, like she did the whole some like family thing with the older guy Who people hate on Jeffers body? That's a fuck that's a Whose body? Quality movie who's Jennifer's body you know see that movie?

You didn't like it. No, who's in who's in Jenner's Amanda Sifred. I never saw you guys in a lot. You got a lot of that from the OC. Yeah. That's one thing you'll learn about me. I haven't seen a lot. That's a great one. I just do a lot of reading and journaling.

It has a call following now with younger people. People hang on when it first came out. And then she talked about an interview. And she's like, and people love it. Just these reviews. I just shitton to no one gave it a chance. but no, it's always on TV now. Yeah, I really let down at the cuz like I was like when did this come out like 2014 I was young so I heard that Megan Fox was gonna have an naked scene. I was so excited then That was not always great. That's the girl from Mean Girls. Yes, she's Karen. Yeah, Karen from Mean Girls

Oh, you know what I watch I watched it won best original screenplay. Oh the Oscars It's a movie you text me about he said I got a check it revenge or something like that you know I'm talking no something like It's where the girl goes like tricks the guy's young woman. Yes What is this very very that's the movie you got to watch Oh, you know I thought you sent me the other one that sounds I don't want to see that I'm talking about sounds of metal because you like like drumming Yeah, that's the sounds of metal is yeah, his ear sounds of drugs not the sound of metals don't I hear a promcy young woman here I'm like a spoiler for you guys because fairly new the ending will fucking trip you out. It's so

What was the gist of it she her her friend in college her her friend when college her friend was raped and I think she Commit suicide from it, but All the guys got off so then she starts like pretend she's drunk in a bar just to you know, because you know guys are scumbags. So she pretends she's drunk in a bar and the guys would pick her up and take her home and try to like have sex with her and then she'd like the guy'd be going down on her start to and she'd be like, what are you doing? And you'd be like, what? And you'd be like, are you fucking sober? And she'd be like, yep, and you're a piece of shit. And like, but she's just doing it this lead up

to catch these guys who raped her friend And she gets back at them and it's so good. Wow. Yeah, the ending's fantastic Super original Is that Bo Burnham? Yeah, he's yeah, he's our love interest in it. It's really does he directed because he directs film Ah, not this one. I don't think so. He directed that a the middle school one right junior Oh, I think it was called 13. 13 or something. Yeah, with that little girl. Uh, I'm crazy. I mean, a wage story. Did you watch it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I promised young woman's fucking good. Nope. I was wrong about the, the, the, the movie.

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and thick with three Cs. THICCC. What's currently happening? Happening. It's a fairly long time. Oh, okay. That's what I call this segment now. Wait, who is it, directing?

Bob Burnham. Okay, so we have talked about Billy Eilish in the past and how she likes to cover up. She actually recently did a shoot with Vogue. She got the sweater puppy set. Over in the UK, and she did it wearing lingerie. And she's how old now? 20? She is 19 turning 20.

Is she still in 19? Yeah. Well, she got started with these 13 stuff, like she's been around in 19 20. Yeah, well she got started She's been around for a while. Yeah, she died her hair She's a man now though now. Yeah, she yeah, she's a straight-up dude now. Oh, I didn't know that But yeah, she decided to pose for Vogue as kind of like a coming out of her like just wearing what What she wants? She looks, she looks like completely different. She used to have that green hair and now she's just doing it normal.

Would she wear a lot of baggy clothes on the right? She didn't want to be known as like the sex symbol. Got it, okay, that's why I'm like, this is really her or, okay, that's her, yeah. Which like, I feel like she was thinking so far into her career because she started when she was 13 and then when she started to kind of like grow into her body,

she started covering up because she wanted them just to focus on her music and not her body. Especially like I was like a young girl. Okay, yeah, hell yeah. And now that she's indulged, I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do. Well, it's me, Gellie. Yeah, look at that.

She used to dress all crazy too, just like me. Some of her story. Do you take that? Watch me get on, watch me get on Vogue. Yep, maybe. Take a shirt off and let's, you know what, forget about Vogue, right? I'm gonna get on Vogue.

We'll see it. Forget about Vogue right now. Let's just get your shirt off as a, the Zugin. Listen, I could get, I believe, and I've, listen, I've only told myself this, one day I'll be on the cover, GQ. GQ, I can see that.

Okay. I said that. Speaking to Existence. In Vogue too, if I wanted it books mainly women right it's It's you fashion driven. It's usually women, but I think you can as a man you put me in a nice suit That's GQ. Good. Look GQ. You can for sure. I'm good. Look it. You look good in a blue suit like a royal blue suit You know my colors. Yes. Look that could be you man. Yeah. Yeah, he's on the cover of votes. Yeah, so is usher's that usher me to go is that no? Malik. Oh, I was way off handsome fella very handsome. Look at you go. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting on top of you. I'm definitely

I look I look better. Oh of court naturally come on now, too dense hell. That's cloney Yeah, I think I look better. I think I look better. You wrote that in your journal. You want beyond GQ You said why you make me out to be like I was so 40 year old You're diary I'm gonna be on the cover of GQ Right Harbin and then eran vote. I don't know if he's's been in vote but he's been on men's health about the times you got body up

cover of essence ebony joe doing uptown i would report by now you can do that gq for sure vote let's

let's relax a little relax on vote but likeogue, let's relax a little. Relax? On Vogue? Bro, like she said, she knows my colors. What if he puts on a gray dress like hair styles? You gonna do that for Vogue? I'm gonna put on a dress. Yeah, that's what I thought.

You know why I need curkable rain vibes? No, because I, you know, I feel like I can look good without a dress. I don't need that. Yeah, I feel like I can pull attention, you know. Just being me. Just being me. I can wear this Fgazi t-shirt on

Vogue and still kill it probably. Oh, yeah. I like your Yeah, I need I need to drop this yeah, that was a little bit more ball I feel like they styled me properly the good like some dope pants and shoes Some jewelry. Yeah, no probably find the right pants for me. Yeah, like oh, we know just your size Some bracelets and shit. Chain. Braces? Bracelets. Oh, I thought he said braces. No, we gotta keep the gap. We gotta get the gap. Okay, so there is a video going around where a teacher in Florida was paddling a six-year-old child in front of their mother. So it seems like they were given permission in Florida as one of those dates where they are allowed

to do this with the foundation. The next great event with Brendan Shaw and podcast comedian Beats the Fuckin' in the States. You're watching this kid. Yeah, let's see it. Right, cool, let's see it. When you look back out, out, that's a school principal.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, that's getting a six-year-old with a wooden paddle. That's a school principal Oh No, that's getting a six-year-old with a wooden paddle. No Oh, we're fighting the mother was okay with it the mother was there in the article. That's what it's today Yeah, we're fighting. No That's what I thought initially too You know when chin was younger they used to do that Yeah, I thought I was so scared of it. They used to do the paddle

Like yeah, I Catholic schools they they would get rules and whack your Oh you whack my finger. I'm swinging back I'm going back regardless Teacher got my son wrong by the album coming up there and fight me Oh, yeah, I feel like I'm they used to do that to me all the time the teachers they grabbed me like that Yeah, carry you like this. We used to have a principal principal Buckner do it all just grab the elbow hardest fuck What's wrong with you? We had a buff principal really? Yeah, it's a doctor

Doctor Hernandez. He's a doctor. Yeah, cuz he was, yeah, I guess it was just what, yeah. Yeah, he was a dope dude. That's who, when I was swinging at the teachers when I told you about that. He's the one that came in and slammed me over against the wall. And I slanted, I tried to shove back. We're up.

He's too thick for it. I tried to be the one that kept gravity by the elbow or something being completely honest. You were trying to stop you from swinging at every teacher you saw. I just grabbed my elbow, of oil like I can't I'm a tough. You're a young you're a little kid. Oh man. You gotta grab that heart. A grown man though. I didn't really sweat your head. Are you good?

I can't. Yeah, right. So in that story though, the mom was there and okayed it. Yeah, and the article It says that the mother was present while her child was getting paddled. Now, from what I've read in the article in Florida, it is something that is practice and something that is allowed with the permission of the parent. So they generally will send out permission slip saying, like, hey, are we able to practice this to your child?

Florida is currently within one of 19 states in which school corporal punishment is allowed. Florida Statues of Corporal Push with Do Not Recrast Schools get parental consent before they paddle students. With the paddle though? That was so hard though. Yeah.

That's not like teaching a lesson. No, that just makes me mad. That reminds me of like, your parents hitting you at home, not like your teacher doing that in school. You just grabbed that shit. I know we fighting. No, I've never done that. You never we fight. No, I've never done it.

You never did that? No, I've seen it in the past. Shit, man, I'd be like, what? What? I'd be like in a movie in a close-up on my hands. And your hands are shaking. That was a tough video to see. Yeah.

Okay, so there was an article written saying that SNL cast members would not be forced to- What a bunch of babies. What happened with what's going on? uh... there was an article written saying that as an all cast members would not be forced to watch a baby what is missing because there was an article that was releasing that as an all cast members who weren't thrilled about elan musk being on the show didn't have to perform with why because of his stance on kofi some uh... i think i think you know margie fucking idiots some people just didn't like the idea that elan musk was the host. However, the article was very misleading

because this has been a rule in place for SNL for as long as people could remember where they didn't force any cast members to do a skit or an episode with the person if they don't want to. But no one's actually going out of the way and saying like, oh, I don't want to be here because Elon Musk is here. So we're broke out of the office.

So I like Elon's that controversial. I can understand if it was like Trump or some shit like that or Biden But Trump supposed to go on or did he already go on? Years ago years ago years ago You want to take you want to re-firm your book? How funny that you want to just re-firm book. He's like yeah He goes is this live is this live? Yeah, you to just re-print a book? He's like, yeah. Yeah, it's it. He goes, is this live? Is this live? You want to re-print a book? You want to re-print a book?

You know we try to get him on King of the Sting, he's like, uh-uh. He's probably traumatized by that. Is it live? No. We're going to like you up a little bit. I know. But yeah, no cast member has said that they wanted to sit out of this episode, although there were some that said that they weren't thrilled about Elon Musk hosting.

I don't get why they care. I think it's gonna be great on there. Also, they could use the controversy like this. Absolutely. How about what Michael Chase said? Go up, Chin. Right there. That's where Michael Chase, the weekend update, host 37kidded Jimmy found this week that he hopes the billionaire will uphold the SNL tradition of a host giving a couple million dollars. That's hilarious.

That's great. Okay, so the US is currently facing a chicken shortage and it's one of well there are a few reasons one there has been a chicken sandwich craze that has been going on as I've liked a lot since I would say like the Popeyes chicken sandwich thing. Yeah, chicken sandwiches are popping right now. So there is that in combination with the pandemic and people getting laid off a lot of people are being happy with just kind of collecting unemployment checks and would rather not work jobs like this. And so they're finding that they don't have enough workers

to then process the chicken. And so we're currently facing a chicken shortage nation. As long as Chick-fil-A is good, I'm gonna get fucked by any of them. Ain't like you, hey, that Popeye's chicken sandwich is great. It's good. It's not as good chick play. I Need a good chick play is the best. I think it's I think it's a good battle. I

For you. Yeah, I can't decide I can't decide I literally can't have you had a hell one raise yet Oh, that's all you had how to raise. I don't even know what that is. Oh, yeah, it's a chicken sandwich here Do you like spicy? I'm not too spicy. I've had a Dave's hot chicken that's just a really spicy that's just really good. Yeah, probably. I say Dave's chicken is like a close step second to Helen Ray. I'd say as far as like, but Helen's Ray's is like,

what, Helen Ray's isn't fast food. Like fast food to Chick-fil-A's number one, but it's like best chicken sandwich period, Helen Ray's. Yeah. I'll give it a try. We should have another day where we bring it. Yes, yeah, we should. It's been a while.

Yeah, it's been a little too long. Eat the hot one. I got the meeting one. It's perfectly hot. Oh, the meeting. We wanted the howling. I did the hot and I almost died. What?

The howling wing, the really spicy one that you want to try. I can be good. Yeah. We'll be dope. Where we're all in Nashville. Yeah, it's Nashville. We ate like three spots in one day. Yeah, we, though. Remember we're all in Nashville. Yeah, it's Nashville. We eat like three spots in one day. Yeah, we ate that we ate the hottest.

Prince. It came purple. Yeah, it was like triple hot. Black purple. Jesus. Triple like triple. It was the highest you could go. It was like triple.

And it was hot, but it wasn't like. You're dying. It was it was print. Prince, Prince Street. Prince Street, yeah. Prince Street. Right. Yeah, chicken, Princess Hot Chicken. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it was print Prince Street. Prince Street. Yeah, Prince. Right. Yeah, chicken princess hot chicken. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's princess hot chicken. Whatever happened to the thick eats video. What did you guys even have?

Yeah, no, we shot that in Nashville. Yeah, we can't just drop one episode of it. Also, we try to lose weight now. Yeah, I know now. It's a lot of time. At the time we were like, hey, we really wrote the bellies and shit all the time speaking of bellies This is wolf Smith's post I love wolf's best for this he goes I'll be real with y'all I'm in the worst shape The funniest He is Ros I talking to somebody is hilarious In super great shape every time I see him and I didn't realize that until I saw this photo He's also a lot older than you realize like Ben still is always in good shape even though he does a hasty mid 50s

50 53 54 yep 52 52 years old September 25 Is he older or younger than Ryan? Well, how is he 52 Brian's 54 54 54? Yeah, I know that because Brian hour 20 years apart his birthdays the 26 Oh, I don't know his 54. I'm 34 But will will Smith Hill easy get back easy on post that and then because nice doing on some like weight loss again shape journey oh it's good come on like out yeah great content for like that's gonna be hit the path

next he's just getting shape for the summer I'm just gonna take him like a month to he's gonna like he got on some of those Hollywood supplements 5 million likes to Smith dog that's such a I pose. I know that's the real is both them. I'm in the worship Okay, I didn't get a chance to read this, but I guess it's the anniversary of the bin Laden. Yeah, so was it, how long was it? Was it 20 years? Is it 20 years? May 1st, 2011.

No, 10, 10 since we called it. Oh yeah, 10 years. Oh yeah, because we killed him 9 years after, yeah, that's right, 10 years. What's this on the more in May 11th, 2011, most Americans that never heard of Adabada bad. By that night night the dusty Yep, all right, so this just yeah, it's just the Anniversary of them taking out bin Laden. What's crazy?

They history sounded a whole thing out yesterday going into the whole like operation. It was fucking dope They're talking about how like you know for nine years until Obama came in so when when Bush was president, the CIA and FBI, everyone was trying to figure out where CIA, not FBI, that's local, but national. But the CIA was trying to figure out where Bin Laden's at. They had nothing. And they would try to, every week they tried to give an update and they had nothing.

And when Obama came in, he was like, man, he put all the resources into it. And then they started, some guy that they found was like, hey, something suspect about this place over in Pakistan. He was like, that makes sense. Like, it's this home, has 18-foot walls, like someone at high profiles there, you should look into it. And that's when I started looking into it.

And so then they would get together, they're like, we need to find out what's going on in there. They could never get a confirmation of Osama bin Laden. So they brought that to President Obama, and he was like, it's worth a shot. They put together the team, and obviously you guys know the story from 0-Dark 31

in there, it was fucking bin Laden. But they were saying that, they're talking the Navy seals, the Navy seals were like, yeah, we, and I can't imagine the nerves that they have. Were they watching it live? No, at the time they didn't have, they were watching them land in stuff live, but they didn't have cameras on the boat.

They didn't watch them like. No, they didn't know. They got the operation. All it is, they got in the, they got in the, the fucking Wacky-Tockey or the fuck they use, and they said, Geronimo, Geronimo, meaning it's him.

But they still have a DNA, so they put the DNA on one chopper and his body on another in case one of them got shot down. They could still validate that that was him. Wait, last one again. They did what? So the problem is is because in Pakistan, like you can't just fly in there and take somebody out.

So nobody knew, even Americans didn't know this mission was going on. So they took two choppers with Navy seals on it and landed right one crashed So if they had two choppers, then they had two choppers behind them that came 45 minutes after that had fuel and other Navy seals in case ship popped off they drop off these Navy seals Who'd get them out of there? Mm-hmm. So what they were worried about is even after they take out Obama or I'm sorry Osama if they realized that was him and they get in the air They still got to worry about getting shot down from the Pakistan military because they don't have clearance to fly there and kill

Mm-hmm. So they're worried about even after the mission when they get in the air they get shot down by F16s So they put the his actual blood on one chopper and then the body on another so in case it went down They could still validate one of them that was it was him is not man Yeah, but they'll be here the Navy seals talking about like yeah, they said it was Osama And you know such a high profile like we couldn't tell anybody like I can tell my family or nothing The Navy seals like it was such as like high level mission like the one the Navy seals are like yeah We're making sure we had our life insurance was all lined up because we didn't you know such such we were making sure we had our life insurance was all lined up,

because we didn't, you know, such, such, yeah. And the one day we see, it was like, I've been some shit, man. But this is the first time I ever wrote a note to my wife and kid being like, like, I was gonna die. And then he was like, you know, you just make sure, like all your shit's working before he get out

and I'm like, the nerves, they must have had, man. And he was like, and we knew like, it was the biggest like mission ever in the history of the CIA, like so much was on the right and on the line. And they were saying that this one ABC when they got in the house, like at first they took like they bust open the doors, right? They get in and they're doing their mission and some dude just started firing a AK-47 off the bat. And so they take him out and they come in his wife picked up gun, they took

care out, right? And so they're going upstairs and the one this How gangster the Navy seals are the one guy saw that that he thought that he's recognized is Osama's son But he was hiding he was firing. He was hiding so he just mentioned his name to see if he'd poke his head out And so he whispered his name and he poked his head and shoved right in the face Like think about being through all that fucking pressure and having the fucking brain powered be like, oh that's him and then he was like, we didn't know what the fuck he was doing. Like, he whisper his name in the,

the son was like, what? And he's like, took him out. That David Goggins, he's a Navy seal, right? He was on those missions, but yeah. No, he wasn't on those missions, but like, he went through that like training, like, this is like crazy crazy. Yeah, went through buds, yeah.

But now what's crazy is they're saying because Navy seals are like, you know, Navy seals aren't really supposed to be talked about in their missions but that was such a high profile case. Now there's like this divide in the Navy seals. Like it's cause them issues because now they're famous. Like everyone just thinks every Navy seal is on that mission they weren't.

There's like a, there's like 12 of them. But now they're saying like mission they weren't there's like a hand like twelve of them But now they're saying like now like maybe there's a divide Navy SEALS because they have a you know They don't talk about it man. They're not supposed to talk about it And a lot of these Navy SEALS made book deals and movie deals. Oh, yeah, that's not what they that's not what they saying for Hmm, it's crazy. That'll some of shit's fucking this intense. Oh, I got done I gotta watch zero dark. I stood up was like I gotta watch zero dark 30. Oh, you got done. I got a watch zero. I got a watch zero dark. I was like I got a watch zero dark. There you know, oh you know scenes are a dark thing. Who's in it? Denzel no you but it's just about the story. Yeah, it's just about the story no the guy from opposite it you think you're thinking of That movie 13 hours. Oh, Benghazi

Jason Clark or like Jessica's ch chastins and she's great crisp rancid he plays a name still he played he plays one of the new city of the world before he liked pop he was like in the process of like he's barely in it he's at the very end what no frank real i was in it oh shit

i don't know either all the guy from uh... the mic culture the uh, what was his, what was his Marvel show? Luke Cage. Luke Cage, yeah. It's guy from Luke. I see that dude in person. Massive. Is he big?

Cute tall. Like a morse, just boom. Yeah. That movie's fucking great though. Yeah, XeroDark 30 is amazing. Okay, I gotta watch it. Wanted to come? But the way they tracked them is the way they got to Osama is by his

careers. They had these two guys who were Pakistani and they had dual citizenship, but they realized they were the guys like do it. Like he didn't, he wouldn't, Osama wouldn't do anything. He didn't want to be discovered right, nine years on the fucking hook, like run chasing. So they fall these Curriers and they've realized they kept parking into this back stand structure and they're like they're doing

Sump in there man That's how they caught them through their cell phones and they were listening to cell phones and they didn't know there Be list too and they were smarter back because they knew obviously everyone started fucking take out Osama and They the guy got a call from a friend he hasn't talked to him forever And this one they knew they're on to something because they're listening to the conversation and the guy got a call from a friend, he has been talking to him forever, and this is when they knew they're on to something, because they're listening to the conversation, and the friend goes, man, we've been doing dog, like, where you been man, I'm talking to him forever, where you just go fucking MIA, he's like, I'm busy, and he's like, busy doing what, though,

and the guy didn't want to talk about it, and the guy's like, no, seriously, what the fuck you been doing man, obviously he's speaking and fucking Pakistan and whatever, and are farcey, whatever they they're talking and he goes I'm doing what I used to do again, and that's when like oh, we got him. It's nuts nuts It's fascinating American sniper oh, yeah, what about it? I don't. I thought that was just a really great movie as well. I just wanted to see if he's seen it. That movie's great. Yeah.

I'm the worst person I asked. He's like one of the most like most successful, you know, fucking sniper. Yeah. Of all time. It's sad the way you went out though. Super sad. So Chris Kyle. So he's like one of the most. Yeah, I know that story. Yeah. And then he was, he got done with his, I know the story. Yeah, and then he was he got done with his you know

Toring and fucking taking out bad guys came back to Texas And was trying to help people with PTSD and was trying to take the scout to the gun range They get to the gun range of the guy turns the gun on Chris count kills him his own guy is one of his own kill Did I kill himself? Yeah, what him and his friend and then led the cops are kind of took Chris Kyle struck and what read the cops on a chase It's crazy Yes, let me say you're a Navy seal no bar right now in San Diego, dude, Dick sock like that. They're popping Tingling suck Navy seal dick sock

It's like a belt it will take a ring you not give my hand job You Navy sealed her But there was that site where people like fake valor like people are saying their Navy's dollar stolen valor You heard about this. Oh, so you know because so hot to be Navy seal and guys are balls are like oh That bars being like oh my Navy seal but they're round out real Navy seals seals I'm like oh really? Oh, I think I've seen what you've swadder you with people Oh, dude, oh, yeah, there's like YouTube videos Think of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what all the shit they've been through like yo, you're Navy seal. Yeah How can you tell someone is actually a Navy seal like if it's tough? They probably they probably have things that

They's the only they know that they could just probably ask Yeah, I'm sure you're like a girl at a bar and someone's like I'm a Navy probably have things that only they know that they could just probably ask. No, no. Yeah. I'm sure. You're like a girl at a bar and someone's like, I'm a Navy. That's why they're doing it. Yeah, like how good. Well, when I was in college,

our quarterback, Joel Klaat, was pretty famous, set all these records, stuff like this. We were at a bar and this girl comes, she said, Joel Klaat's over there. I'm with Joel Klaat and he's all, what? She said, yeah, Joel Klaat's just,

and he's through like, for 400 yards against CSU, he's like MVP of the game. And we're all going to out to celebrate. We're like, all the football players are in the corner. And this hot chick's like, Joel Clat's over there, guys, you know, he's gonna buy around a bears. And the real Joel Clat's like, where's he at? She's like, over there and goes up. And he's like, you're Joel Clat and the guys like, yeah, man, you're my arm. And he's like, you're Joel Klatan, the guy's like, yeah man, you're my arm and he's like, oh no, don't man, I'm Joel Klatan. Oh fuck. What a poser. Yeah man.

Why do that? But Navy Seal? Yeah, that's a pretty bold one. Yeah, especially around like, if you're in like, you know, Pacific Beach, like San Diego area. Military area. That's a bold one.

But the Navy Seals have got so much attention, it's not good. Like it fucks up their job. Yeah. it's a ball. But the Navy seals have got so much attention. It's not good Like it fucks up their job. Yeah, like they're so famous It's crazy. I have to pee really bad. You do let's take a break. I'll pay with you Navy sealed oh Are you gonna help them hold it? Yeah, man? What else you got? 10. All right, so it happened again in China. What do you think?

They had a party. No. Something to do with the plane. That's racist. What do you say? You said it happened again. So he said someone ate a bet. Oh, shit.

Planned disappeared. Another dude threw coins into the plan engine for good luck oh we remember we had Tony Hinch go find he's like oh man go we yeah wait what happened they so change like they're changed into the engines coins yes like a super stitious thing that they'll do for good luck and so years ago years ago you want to read from your book we had a Tony Hinch go fun and we brought it to the store, and he's like, how the fuck?

He's like, he's pretty burned the plane going, oh, make a wish! I'm like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're the fuck! I make a wish!

I'm like, wait, so what, how do they get near the engine? You and you walk up to the plane, some people walk up to the plane. In Burbank when you walk up. Oh yeah, you walk up to the plane in Burbank when you walk up? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just not changing. Oh, you know the engine's not even going. Yeah, that's so weird Yeah, so he's held for 10 days and find 17,600

17 grand and that's fair. That's fair That's a pretty penny by that Because what did how how did they know? I'm sure witnesses, people saw it. Oh witnesses, yeah. Yeah. Or he's just throwing a ton of them. Yeah, he just keeps going.

Like $5 worth of pet. Yeah. Hell yeah, let's give you a good year. Oh, I thought you were going to get it. That's what I was saying, too. Do you guys know who this is? I just know who this is. I don't have the Osborne. Yeah. She looks completely different now. Oh, I would have never like attracted for a while

I know she lost a bunch of weight. Yeah, who's clean now, too? She's sober. She fell on She got She was a heavy-goth girl back in the day Yeah, that's her Short Kings are looking. He's a lot. I don't see them to short guys or dads tall Sorry, dude, all right, you never know. Well, I would have never guessed that to be her What's the stories nothing? I just thought you guys would never guess Yeah, there's no way hell she fell back off. She was going flying straight for a while

Yeah, she said she thought she could drink like a regular person Yeah, that made me think of shep actually, because she was sober for a while and recently she announced that she relapsed because she thought that she could be like everyone else where she could drink kind of recreationally every now and then, but then she ended up relapsing for you. She, if I had one drink.

This is how golf girls look like now though. Like golf girls back in the day used to look very different. This is how what, girl? Golf girls. Golf girls are like hot as fuck different. That's how what, girl? Goth Girls. Goth Girls are like hot as fuck now. Everyone knows how to contour. It's not really, it's not really. She didn't do any like surgery to her face either.

I feel like she might have, I guess she had like, shed larger jawline, someone like this shaving or something like that, but who cares? That's a good, yeah. Sure, it's beautiful. Yeah, she looks great.

Have you seen this video yet? Have you seen this guy's hands? I'll whatever, she's good. Yeah. She looks beautiful. Yeah, she looks great. Have you seen this video yet? Of this guy's hands? I'll just play it for your work. Hands go so fast they start moving backwards. Oh yeah, this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen this. Holy shit.

Oh, wow. No, that's not real. Thank you. That's not real. There's no way. But Sports Center actually posted this. And then if you go to the guys Instagram So instead here comes Dylan Dan is trying to fight this guy

You could tell it's fake watch That's obviously fake yeah, so put the king of edits yeah Anyways, did you see the video of the little girl like the little girl in Russia? She was doing stuff like that up on a bear tree and that wasn't edited for her age. Oh, yeah, she was. Yeah, I see it. Um, she was using it. Yeah, clearly.

Yeah, this girl was using a tree as a punching bag. Hey, hey, SPN, do better though. That was the most exciting thing. This one? Yeah. That girl. Why is a footage so crappy still? Because it's Russia. Oh, it's also the 2017. That was four years ago. What's she doing now though? Jesus Christ Russia just different man And there's just a grizzly bear chilling in the sidelines man get that shit girl You need water? How about 2.7 thousand dislikes?

God oh my god 2.7 thousand dislikes. God. Oh my God. She bleeding it off. She'd have to be. She's like a fighter. I don't know if she's how she's doing. Spiting now? Yeah. I look like that or Instagram like a while back. I don't remember. Damn. Okay, that being your middle school bully. Oh, nightmare. Nightmare.

Okay, um, that officer that did that funny joke with LeBron, you know he was playing his car. So he got suspended. And? So he got suspended. And then once he got suspended, he's going to go, what? Nothing. So they made a go-fun me account. And now it's over.

So, as of this article, it's $20,000, $20,000, but let's look right now. Very fresh. Sorry, $389,000. Wow, look for him. Good for him. That video's fucking hilarious. Damn, Brandon.

Can they suspend it anymore? Brandon Tade Wow, good for him. Yeah. That video's fucking hilarious. Damn, Brandon. They suspended him more. Brandon Tadam, 5500. Tsh. Get for him, man. Yeah. No, I was like, who's Brandon Tadam? I asked you what you said. Yeah, if it's like, what are you talking about?

Damn, Brandon Tadam balled it. Good for him. Yep, and I think that's pretty much. Did he get all that money? Yeah. Yeah, I we go find me. Yeah, they don't take a percentage Do they or know the cat Academy won't because they have nothing to do with it go for me has to take a money because you know the Processing I would imagine like yeah, you use a net platform Get some kind of percentage from sort of like 2% or something processing fees. What is it? How much does only fans take? Only fans take a lot.

They take money. Jesus. Insane. But to be fair, they're the only platform who lets you monetize like that. So if it wasn't for their platform. Rachel Ostevich begs the differ. Because everyone asks, do you know who Rachel Ostevich is? Dying piece, fight in the middle of the city.

Beautiful. She's fighting with Bear Knuckle now. She was fight page. But I thought she had only fans, but she just does it from her own site. I think a lot of girls who do that, yeah. A lot of girls will now do that, or they have an option where you will buy something

from them and you pay their cash app instead of only fans or the cut. It's a 20%. Wait, so what is this girl do? She has her own website and basically, you go to her website and you can unlock these things. Yeah, so it's basically like, oh, go, go on my website in order to have to pay a subscription fee and then all the money then goes to you. Yeah, it's like when CK would

sell his loose CK, I did direct the fan. Yeah, on his site. She's fucking gorgeous. She's super bad. She's fucking gorgeous. Like that doesn't do her justice in those pictures and don't post those Rachel but No, she's the bass woman I think Deborah fight as far as like attractive wise It's her page Oh, you're back to different You begged the difference What we're saying and then sure by pages beautiful though I was gonna say I thought you begged the difference, huh? I thought page I was gonna say page book. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, what were you saying? All right.

And the short by pages beautiful though. There'd be one there to be keen here something. Oh, absolutely. If you just keep going down a little more. Yeah, I go that one. I'll go the one with her on the beach. That one's great. That one.

There you go, Jen. Okay, she's fucking working. What were you saying, though? Christian? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! That one there you go, Jen. Okay, she's fucking orange. What were you saying, though? Christian? Good, damn. Yeah. But yeah, I think somebody in my DM's

reshought to me about setting up a website or an app where I would just get all the funds myself. Yeah, this is a bad idea. It's not a bad idea, but- It's like I've had so many people go hard- It's just hard to have people go over. You do does this, you do does that, once you start your own, it's like, you can,

but it's just- You're not in the algorithm, you're not- Yeah. You know, I'd rather have 5% of a million than 10% of a 100,000 that I own. You know, that makes sense. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. That's the biggest problem right now is that

you could do that, and you can retain all of that money But then the likelihood of people following you from one platform to another just doesn't transfer over well All right, but Rachel is doing the hopefully so on you know, who's this? Who's the page one page? You know I've seen page fans that she been on the show I feel like you've probably seen her, but you're not like associated. The both of you are not. I say Rachel, Rachel such a baddie, but Paige is different baddie. Go that first picture.

She's a fighter. She's a fighter. Good fighter too. That's more your speech, pal. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Well, yeah. That's's yeah. She has her own seat like this. It only gets better. New content drop and don't miss out. Yeah, I'm not mad at that. Mm-hmm. She has only fans. She has her own website. No, it's our own page fans aunt Such a baddie Yeah That's cool good god Did you if you're a pretty girl there's so many ways to make money? They're absolutely is good for them Pretty dudes can make money pretty dudes not like pretty girls Pretty pretty dudes can make money pretty dudes not like pretty girls You're a hot girl. Do to pretty feet can make money too pretty feet. Yeah, I saw a guy who commented under a recent photo of mine He's a guy with really nice feet who has a only fans for his feet and apparently he does pretty well

I paid as well. That'd be a big it's a niche, but definitely like a gay community gay community Yeah, who cares? No girls all let me let me see who cares what community it is. It's money I grow up. I girls kill it. Get it. Yeah, would you let your girl suck it? Like are you into feet at all either of you are now? If that was her thing and she's like dying to suck my toes, but I guess her bump take let's see my She's like Let's see Mike

If she's like We're gonna be is coming up. She's like hat to suck my toes. I'm like more power to you I'm the H. Ton my girls. Yeah, mouth As the same big to my good girl Gobble gobble bitch It is a birthday coming up. If that was like her thing out of your fuck. What about you, Shropel? Hey, I don't know, don't touch my feet.

Where I draw the line is like pegging. Yeah, I feel you on that. Well, it's wrong with you. Yeah, yeah. I'm not trying to hit fuck. I'm not trying to hit fuck. I don't wanna hit fuck. I saw my face.

What's wrong with you? Some of you are super into it. Yeah, pegging. Because when I broke up with my boyfriend, I was dating around. There was one guy that I was kind of seeing who would always ask me to peck him. But I would never do. I was just too intimidated. Like, I can't. But you would always ask for it.

You put a strap on it. Yeah, and I would fuck him. I got to deal with some issues,. Oh you gay bro. That's fine. And I don't care. I was way too intimate. But I mean what so like pegging is strictly like a girl has to be doing it to a guy. Yes. Yes. Otherwise you just have gay sex. If it's another guy. A big hard dicking ass ass and that's gay sex Some girls are into pegging though. Yes, I'm gonna do it. Some girls do it. It's like a power thing big time It's a power. Oh, yeah, I'm just

Good for you. Oh, do you see if she was bad? This the only way that I can have my fun. Yeah, like, you have five minutes. She was bad. I could do it. If she was like smoke show, like if Paige and Rachel are like, listen, man, the only way this can go down if we can both peg it, like, God, really? All right. I'll bite my fucking, I'll bite my fucking I'll bite this pal Don't off somewhere else and get through this go to town ladies after this five minutes. Oh Daddy's up. Yeah, daddy's up Yeah, strange huh?

How did it came in a fake that's a thing? Everyone has their shit. We have their shit There's a holy I'm sure there's a dating app like pegs are us or some shit Peg yeah, it probably is man. I can't there people are into that shit. No, I don't know how that why me how do we get there? Oh, cuz we're talking about a fucking toes Everything guys in peg it like girl you play with fire I don't know how this work. I'm not poor no star. I'm not the bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little bit more like a little I mean if you wanted it in a show world girl girl You pretty stink That is not sexy to me

But again, they're hot enough. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out They were there won't be any pagan going on This Thursday Friday Saturday and Kentucky just opened up capacity. So now there's tickets available. Saturday was sold out. Now it's wide open. So now tickets available for Thursday Friday and Saturday. One show Thursday, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday.

Lexington, Kentucky, then Houston, Texas, Houston, improv, May 20th to the 22nd. It will be me, Chappelleappelle and fucking our boy Lucas David Lucas is name every time he does it because David Lucas doesn't see I want to change his name. Yeah, you want to change his name? name shit like looks at names to be Craig He'll be here Wednesday as a guest as well. Yeah, I'm excited. We're a Houston, Texas with David Lucas Chappelle myself. It's to be great fucking showman it's use in texas

the local homocity bricks bricktown comic club june ten through the twelfth get your tickets while we'll see you this fricking thursday friday saturday kentucky you on the clock let's run it f-a-t-k-z dot com shapel will be a helium filly this week, man, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I'm excited. Oh, hey, and if you're a videographer, DM me, you need somebody in Philly, yeah, definitely do that. Could you send me your guy in Kentucky?

Who? Did you send me a guy in Lexington? That's not my guy. Oh, he just messes me. Oh, oh, yeah, I didn't see it. Yeah. But yeah, if there's one out in Philly, that'd be dope. In Philly, uh, text me. Slide it, slide it.

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See if they have a shoe stretcher too. Tell them these stretchers don't fit. And you want everything? Yeah, just see what they say. But you're in Philly this weekend, man. Do it on set. And then May 13th through the 15th, I'll be in Raleigh, North Carolina,

a good night's comedy club, tickets at shapelacie.com. Let's go, let's go. and then May 13th through the 15th I'll be in Raleigh, North Carolina at Good Night's Comedy Club tickets at shepelac.com, let's go, let's go. I mean, I'll miss you, but nothing makes me happy when you headline your own shit, man. It's nice, it's nice, man, it's nice. And people are buying tickets to come see me. You know, I ain't no, I ain't no, British shops still out, yeah, but you know,

I'm getting there, you know, I'm getting there, man. I'll get there. Go see him, Philly, and Kentucky, see you this week. All right, we out. British Off still out, yeah, you know what I'm getting there, you know, I'm getting there, man. I'll get there. Go see him, Philly, and then Kentucky, see you this week. All right, we out.