The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 682: Bryan Callen

Episode Date: May 5, 2021

Wrinks is in the building. The guys talk Natty's or Not's, Frank Grillo, Jake Paul's boxing skills, conspiracies with Sam Tripoli, Brendan recently becoming a "Lord", hilarious Fiero Craigslist ad, Jiri Prochazka, hot news anchor arrest, TikTok user's video of Ben Affleck matching with her on Raya, T-Pain taking out racial slurring enemies on Call Of Duty and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let me scare Brian. I'm not scared. Whoops. Rip my gym. Now before we start, before we talk about, before we do we want to address that you like 80 years old. Well, or should we just, well, because this is HD. Okay, here's a couple of problems. Do we want to get a camera? I hate, I hate, I huge. You always blame on your food. Sam and Curry. I try to serve you. I try to serve you. And pizza. And I didn't get a lot of sleep. Yep. So what happens is, the old face gets all tight. If it's tight, if it's tight, if it's tight, if it's tight, if it's tight, if it's, no, and pizza and I didn't get a lot of sleep. So what happens is the old face gets all tight. It gets tight.

It gets cold. No, I wish I was that. There you go, hold it. No, hold it. This is my natural. If you want to see if I relax my face, all bullshit aside. I mean, really?

I'm ready, I'm ready. Yeah. Okay. It's just father time. Okay. I happen fast. Yep. Nope.

I go overnight. I get sensitive. I can't. You used to be I go overnight. I get sensitive. I can't. You used to be a dime piece. I was good looking guy. No, you hold your face really well. Not bad. Yeah, you hold it really well.

There you go. Hey, no, hold on. Give it a minute. I'm ready. Not that area. Don't touch the goblet. Now here, here's the thing. First of all, before we get started,

and I want to get started. I want to get started. I'm glad you're here. But I have a sensitive eye to the male form. Did you see, chin, go to my Instagram. As you guys know, I'm in my fucking Instagram. My 10% gay dark. Did you know what is raining in Woodland Hills?

Heavy drop in the air. Can I get under your arms? If you want it, daddy, you've burned it. I'm trying to shoot you've been through. No, no, I've been through. I'm getting wet. Now now here's the thing though I'm I'm I got I got a detect desire see and a lot of guys look at that. Let me see Now those

Who's that guy Teen wolf on stairs that's fucking Mark Hello Mark Harley team wolf trainer is impressive That's fucking Mark. Hella Mark Harley team wolf trainer is impressed. Yeah, he'll look at hella Mark Harley He knows this goes just here for the 800 Steven Tyler comments He's great. I like him for that comment. No, he's so there's no long his body He's body. Well, I hear the main hair should have its own podcast and it's own it's own TV channel Congratulations, that's his hairs. You gotta see him go to his page. It's a main. Well to main hold on hold on hold on now two zebra tails and that's all natural All natty right hey when you can update hey when you posted when you posted that video

I just thought that me talking shit to you about me benching. Oh my god And some guy go some juice head goes is that supposed to be impressive? Mark gets on and goes, Hey man, from one juice head to another weird place. So, yeah. Because from one juice head to another weird flex dude. Because these numbers are good either way, put it in. Yeah. Well, didn't you do 475 or 10?

Oh, I can get this. Oh, that's odd. I'm gonna need all the rest of that. Oh, we're dead, man. It sends me a picture of him dead lifting 500 pounds like he's getting up in the morning. Like, you're waking up in the morning. He just goes like that. And you know what, that was early all the respect. It sends me a picture of him dead lifting 500 pounds like he's getting up in the morning. Like you're waking up in the morning, he just goes like that, I was like,

and you know what, that was early in the morning. After he did a bunch of sets of four, four, 75 for 10, you're strong kid. Now, you're tight. You tight. I wouldn't feel those bad. So are you, no, no, no, I know your body. I'm right there, you feel that, daddy.

You're tight. Now you're tight. You're somebody weight. You know that, there's no fat on you, right? I have a son. A little bit, but feel that daddy. Oh, you're tight. Yep. Now you're tight. You're somebody weight. You know that, but there's no fat on you, right? I have a little bit, but a lot less. And here's the other thing I think is very noticeable and interesting. Your skin's a little bit tight.

You're a little flushed. Red? Little flush. So I got a question. Hey, Carl's hell, bell to the question. I got a question. Can you join our workout group without the question? Because you can. You've lost, you've lost weight. I'm a question. I got a question. Can you join our workout group without the question? Because you can.

You've lost weight. You've lost weight. I'm doing great. You guys are doing great. You can even move me early. I'm sure you've changed your diet in your lifting weights. Yeah. We both stopped eating at food on the road.

The thing is, I know we go with it. The thing is for me. Yeah, what is it? Sure, can you like very fragile right now? I am. I am, but the thing is for me. I the thing you take you right now like a Kit Kat I you could yeah, okay, it's just when I see that much of a difference and the skin looks a little hard work dedication I think hard work. I think dedication wait, what are you calling out? I think I think daykate I think diet

Yes, and I think one more thing I don't know what we're doing here. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,. No, I would never I've looked like this. No, no, no No, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Thorne Bush and be fine. The thorns would break off your face. It's so thick. Now, now, look, Jeff Naviski asked me a piss in the cup. Would I be fighting this weekend? Probably not. Probably not. Probably not.

I gotta be honest with you, it's a good look. Yeah, thank you. It's a good look. What you really think I am, too? I'm impressed with what's going on. You look tight. You look waistless soft in the middle. You've always been big Yeah, but the answer's yeah, I do

But you may not I also have my suspicions you Know You would already produce I'm just black I got it. I got it. I gotta grab you and you're you're Immuvable. Yeah exactly. Now bam bam over here. Bam bam. Bam bam.

No, I'm the undertaker and you're the weird. Yee-hee. Oh, yeah, I'm Paul Bear. Yeah, you're the Paul Bear. Well, what I got? I want to pick fights. What about fight on the twink? That'd be our wrestling name, fight on the twink.

Fight on the twink is good. Now this might hurt a little. Pick, boy, stick, boy. I want to thank you guys for asking me to launch my new company, Stick Point. That never happened. Get off my nuts.

Get off my nuts. That never happened. Guys, thanks so much for the person. Now this is gonna hurt. He made me a tattoo, I don't know. But you know how we've been firing the kid for eight years? Yeah, yeah. It's firing the cheerleader.

And he's a cheerleader. I know, do you want cheerleader? I was. World champion. I'm already steamed because I was sitting in this mic and Daddy I was excited to sit next to you. No, I can't you come on You know if this is a Starship Enterprise it would have made it would have made more sense because he's the smaller guy You know, hey, you're your markup. Yeah, how long is this new diet going on?

I mean, it's a thick boy summer. It's a thick boy summer I mean you've got definition. Thanks buddy. I appreciate the hard work I'm glad when people acknowledge my hard work. Okay, you get in your heart check them stuff. We got to make sure Toxicity you got his whole blood check you got all I do no I know No, I don't. No, I know. No, I know. Because you tend to overdo things too. You'll go. No, no, no, no more two tabs. I'll take four. Yep. And then my big start stop working on me. Remember I dick was like, hey cool body. We're gonna shut down. Oh from the TRT. Yeah. That was a nightmare. When did you start doing all these fucking secrets? I take. Yeah, what do you take? I get nothing. I take nothing nothing I take I'm drinking turmeric lemonade

But I you don't you don't you need to do you need to call your boyfriend grill? I'm gonna hate what do you want give me some you need to take Frank Rillos towel Straighten in your mouth after you get some working out. He told me he's natural Now my boy plates more dates did a whole thing on him not being natural. Who's this? Plates more dates. More dates. The guy that breaks down all the I'm gonna go through some names. I want you to say natty or or it's a fun game go. All right. Are these all famous Hollywood people? Famous Hollywood people. Keep scrolling down you see them. More plates more dates. That's my guy. Don't we just go look at Frank Grilla? Honestly. Uh, you'll see it keep going to know if you keep it

Yeah, this guy's mask. You'll see it. It'll be it's on there. I don't see it Go to his videos. Yeah How about just type it in bro. All right, let me ask you this ready Christian bail For I mean for certain role for Batman. Yes, he was 100% you saying he's nanny. No, no, not on on on some Brad Pitt Troy. Oh absolutely not Brad Pitt fight club absolutely not okay Climb group what's the guy? Look at look at him and look at my love. I love Frank. I take some today. I love I said hey You're probably on set and I ran or some shit. He did a whole thing. Yeah

Don't watch a little bit of it. I'll tell you this, Frank. Frank, say what you want about Frank. He's got the greatest schematics, though. I agree. Like, like, my buddy's young, he's doing that game. Oh, dude, modeling stuff. His picture when he's younger, I saw these pictures of him doing the Kalan Klanchit.

And like Steve Burns had, he goes, well, you look like you're wearing the Batman suit. And he was that way when he was, you know, that was, and I like what you're doing right now Because he's our friend but but also That's play game did a dick touches mouth or not when you're doing that modeling stuff You know, I'm saying he'll be the first the first of all nobody's straighter than him But he'll be the first to tell you look at oh, damn some devil. No, he's out. He's even better looking now Yeah, yeah, he would see look like right now. You don't get better looking than Frank Rilla

He's on a tougher fucking man. What's he look like right now? Like that right there. That's him right there. Watch him in boss level. You see him in boss level? No. Oh, he's so hot. Is that him right now?

Yeah, that's him right now. That's him every... Is this no? Frank is naturally a very muscular guy. Hey, that's not netty. That's not netty. No one can do that. Hey, and I love you for this, Brian.

You're down for your friends. He's 55 years old. Oh he is? He's 55 year. I never seen anything go in that body, but food Body is body is a temple no doubt and my trip in for real But but here's the thing even on shit. He's he's so disciplined like And I'm telling anyone anyone who thinks that you just injection your ass or you look like that, you had your mind. He works, I'm telling you, even when I was fighting the UFC, I'd be at the gym, he'd be at the gym too.

He outworked me. Oh dear. He's probably 40, 70. The way he eats, the way I've known him 25 years. No. The way he eats, the way he works out. He'll work out, he's up at five in the morning. First fight, well, a few people I lived with them

for four months. You know, I'm a person I've ever seen who truly only needs five hours. That's a little sad, we guys. I've never seen it. Yeah. Yeah. We're ridiculous. I've never seen it too, bro. Two divorcees. He got shoved together. We both got to go.

I'm not going to lose it when you're a young girl. No, no, no. This is two years old. I'm taking it. We both got to be together. I'm not over 20 while you're here. It seems to be proof. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Let's do it. I'm going to take it off to be proof Right across the set when we apply visit I go over look like a college kids house shitty shitty fucking so far One drink Yeah, we don't got kicked out of our house. So we're both like I guess Let's live together There is no one he's so serious. There is no one. He's so fucking disciplined. No, crazy. The guy wakes up. Yeah, that's the other Five. He mixes his high-tallity. He's five, eight, five, nine, but you mix his discipline with his talent That's why he makes all that money for Netflix. Yeah, he's like a eight you know, eight figure deals Netflix to make movies for them

Yeah, and he produces it writes it Oh, fuck no, I'm gonna make Frank and actually no, I think I'm gonna once like super quick watch is Will Sassos in it boss. Yeah, we'll say so in kill Gibson The rock was kidding when the rock watched it it came out when the rock was he said Hollywood has a new A new action hero and it's back row. That's from the rock He's gonna be our president rock 2024 rock 2024 Now that's a natural the rock right Okay, I have an important one

The the actor who is in he's big blonde guy Chris has worth yes, he's tough, right's so, no, he's doing the whole cocaine by on Netflix. Have you seen him push on the tire? No. Yeah, it's, it's, what? He's so big. Yeah.

But I saw, again, I saw him in the gym and fuck dude, talk about it, I got to work to that, so. Yeah. Beasts. Well, you know as the best cardio I've ever seen out of any athlete. I know you're gonna say. Travis, beast. Well, you know, as the best cardio I've ever seen out of any athlete. I know you're gonna say. Travis Barker.

Really? You know who's gonna say that? Or you were hoping he would say you. I told Ryan before because, you know, he's always on the drums. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this. Oh yeah, he talks about it.

Oh, dude, like, you know, I'll do like, you know, five, five minute rounds with a minute rest. He just does 45 minutes straight. He even trainers like Jesus Christ, dude. And he's just like, he goes to that boxing gym. He does that, he doesn't do, that's crazy. Christ. And he's just like he goes to that boxing gym. That's he doesn't do that's crazy. Yeah, because he's doing a long he drums. Do a performance. He's going upside down and all that shit.

Damn. Began. Yeah, he's all natural. He's all natural. Yeah, he's powered by plants. Speaking of boxing, I can't wait for Canelo Billy Joe Saunders. This Saturday dog. That's going to be out. I've been calling it forever. I Canelo Billy Joe Saunders this Saturday dog. That's gonna be a I've been called it forever. I was like Billy Joe Saunders matches up the best. I talked to Waymakolik and he goes in his stomach. I guess I think I'll do okay for a while. And then can I go to the body? Drop him.

Go to the body. I hit him in the body. I know. Yeah, you got Canelo. Yeah, to me is the best. Never bad against him. But you think this is a good matchup for him. Yeah, as far as like the most challenging Never bad against him. But you think this is a good matchup for him. Yeah, as far as the most challenging matchup

you can make in a long time, if he's gonna lose, it would be to be just Saunders. Yeah, he's a beast. A lot of people don't know who he is. Billy's a monster. Yeah, that just up well with, I know who can elevate. Now, Logan Paul, Floyd Mayer, there's fighting. Your boy Mayer might not be on the desk for that fight.

Is that right? We'll see. You should be on the desk. We'll see. But, um, yeah, now... Are you a fan of this? Like, you're a fan of Jake Paul on that set? I'd like to see Jake Paul fight a boxer.

Like a real boxer. What about my... What about my... What about my... What about my Perry? UFC fighter known for his knockout power, no grappling. So, why did he keep going to UFC fighter? I kept thinking about Calvin Gaslam I think Calvin would be a bad day for Jake because

Maybe you know boxing is different isn't it? It's so different mid it's that mid level The one thing I will give Jake is he's like and Logan for now, but especially Jake is he's at least dedicated to He works his ass off. Oh, when I saw saw him fighting boxing real boxers and getting almost knocked out, taken real head damage, you got to respect that. He's only been boxing three years. No, if you talk to like other boxers, like a kitchen fucking fight man. You see how hard he hits. He looks like he hits hard.

He's athletic and he works. He works hard. Obviously, I was a hate and I'm because they're friends of mine, but I was like, yeah, you know, he'll probably lose to been asking because Ben's been in there some monsters and then we're in Miami I said something below the belt Chipotle were in Miami with Jay and we're in the lobby and Your eye favor stand at the same hotel and he's like job I heard what you said you and Rogan breaking on Jake Paul. He's like I'm telling you dude. I'm with you Like I want Ben to win because he's one of us. He's alumni but have you seen Jake's move in?

I go, no, where would he post it? He's post on his Instagram, I go, no. He's, look, show me. Oh fuck you, Ben's in trouble, dude. So here's, here's, you watch his, it wasn't like, what the fuck?

Here's when I knew Ben was in trouble. I swear to God. Sometimes we were like, yeah, I remember, I'll fuck you. You immediately were like, oh fuck. Yeah, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so times we're like, yeah, I remember. I'll fuck you. You immediately were like, oh fuck. Yeah, so one of the things about at least boxing, as much as I tried to box, the one thing I learned was how hard it is.

Like I gained a real respect for boxing. And so when you see real boxers, if they're hit and mitts, there's always a goal in mind. Like you don't just hit mitts randomly. You're working on patterns. Bop, bop, you know, your head's off the center line. Oh, that's dumb.

There's a lot more to it. Yeah, trainer doesn't have you just hitting. You're doing things specifically for a runner-up, right? Okay. And I'm watching Jake Paul, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, and moving and I'm watching, and he's like, he's head movement and everything else. And I'm just like, damn. And then I see Ben Asker and I swear to to God, I'll do a spec, dude.

He's got his trainer meeting him halfway so his arms are doing this bad habit. And he's just going, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. Like, let the way actors, let the way actors. I told you, my boys that are at wild card were like, oh, Ben came in for one day and then stood Friday up. He'd even train with him. Yeah, so he just, I think Ben was like,

I'm gonna make a lot of money and it doesn't matter. You don't think he faked that knockout though. No, no, no, no, you can't fake no, no, that's stupid. No, he got hit. Yeah, because the way he, the way he, I'm not gonna sit on John McCarthy, he's like, he's like, it's stupid. You can't, yeah.

He's like, as a ref, like, where they have the eye for it, where when the brain shuts off, like, so if now if Brian tried pretending that he got knocked out, there's certain movements that the body's just naturally not gonna do and bend into that natural movement Yeah, the way his body is brain shut off So it's like the weight like when you fall forward your natural you can put your hands out of this song Yeah, he didn't even he didn't even try to break it so at least at least like flinch before he hit the ground like no I mean he just oh yeah, I'd like to see who I wouldn't mind seeing Jake Paul fight

is Mario Lopez, who's been boxing. He's, he boxing, I see him at WorldCarp. Get out, both of you get out. Is that right? I know, hey, you tell him about AC Slater. Yeah, get out. I think he boxing, he's gonna be a good one. He knows he knows he knows he knows he knows.

No doubt, get out. No, I got to see him in WorldCarp. Yep, get out. Both, hey, get out. Not a shot. I'm glad you came, thanks for coming out. Get out. What? Jake would not come on 30 seconds.

Really? It'd be easier than Ben Asker. Is that right? AC Slater. He's never been in a fight. No, he doesn't. He spars and all that stuff. Bring him out in the gym.

Bring him out. Bring him out. Bring him out in the gym. Bring him out in the gym. Bring him out in the gym. Yeah. You don't have to get out of the boat. The boat talks.

That guy. He's, that's all that. Daddy or not. That's an addy. I think that's all that's all daddy. That, that you're not. That's an daddy. I think that's all answer. No! Well, no. Damn it. Oh, there he is with Canelo.

And I think he can, I was going all he can here. Oh, he can here, yeah. I bet, I bet he can, I was going full blow here. Look at his body. Watch, watch, watch, watch. Okay, well. No, Tim, there's another video. What?

Look at this famous smile. Look at his fat trainer smiling You know why because he's this is a lying toying with an old old Mexican AC Slater He looks athletic to me man. He looks like you can throw bro Look at this dude. What are you kidding? I? Ben would knock him out on two minutes. I'm sorry, not Ben. Jake. Mario might be Ben, but Jake would knock him out. I don't know, I don't know.

I mean, I saw him in a wall card. He looked like he was doing really good, but at the same time, that's me judging. I know, he's spars. I'd rather see you versus Mario look. I think I think. I think I think. I think I think I'm, no, no.

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Boxing is no joke. It's not your jitter. You can roll around, tap. We can play jitter. You can't tap. There's no play boxing. No. I guess what Kenoma Marlowe-Pez did was play the fight.

Okay, but even that, you know what? But no one's getting real worse. But even then, you take hits. Even that means stupid. Something happens. I know what I want one's getting real. But even then you take hits even that is stupid something. I want to know what I want to dress on yesterday's podcast means should tell we're talking about Osama bin Laden. I don't talk about begging.

No, we were talking about begging. Would you be down for that? Pagging. I'm not into it, but I know I know a girl. Boy, never be in an argument with it with with with a girl and a guy when the argument is the end where they're having the Armageddon argument and you're in the room You know how they go they start saying terrible things

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you pay yeah, and you've smell you and you're trying to play fucking her games And just so you know never fucks me, but loves to get pegged and walk that the room Friend that we both have different. Oh, do I know the person? I you don't okay? I went I went I didn't hear anything. It's so loud. I could hear that I Is this a friend that we both have? Oh, man. Do I know the person? You don't. Okay. But I went. I didn't hear anything. It's so loud.

I couldn't hear that. I was deaf. I went. I can't hear. I can't. There's a lot to do in the fucking below. I can't hear. I love to get fucked.

I'm out. What a sad. It's so interesting. I know very famous. Another famous actor. He likes to get pegged. It's interesting. And I know that for a fact. But it's not pegged. we got emails on when I said I was watching that history channel thing because yesterday was the anniversary of them killing us

We've been lot and you know something no no no people stupid What I said was is they didn't have video this this like you know in that when there's that situation Situation room where they're all watching. Yeah, here we Clinton and Obama watching, you know everyone's in the Situation room and they're all watching. Yeah, yeah, here we're clicking, you know, Obama, and you know, everyone's in the situation room and they're all watching. People take that patient and think they're watching the shooting of Osama bin Laden. I thought that. They're not.

They're not. And people's email, they're like, yeah, that's what they're watching. They weren't though. This is from Obama's mouth. So unless you know something Obama doesn't know, then I believe you guys. But this from Obama's mouth, he goes, no.

What we're watching there is there was a drone hovering over the house, and so we saw the helicopters land, we saw the helicopter crash, then we saw the Navy Seals go in, and then we're watching that, we're watching from outside. We didn't have a live feed on the inside. We didn't, they didn't see Osama get shot,

but they can see us. Some of the seals were watching them go in. They took pictures. They took pictures. But they took pictures. And then got on the mic. It went Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo. I mean, they got him and they killed him. That's what they're waiting on. They didn't have a live feed. The Navy Seals had video, but it wasn't a live feed into that room. Got it. That's like, I want people to say, and generally, like, yeah, it is, yeah, it is. I'm telling you, from Obama's mouth, he's like, we didn't have a life feed into that.

Did you know that it's wrong watching the bill? He's part of the Navy team. He'll sit. And you're welcome. Be, you're welcome for your freedom. Be, thank you. But, and, and by the way, all madty. Yeah.

Yeah. Do you have eyes on Navy Seal? I'd be on so much shit. When did you? I mean, I don't know if you need it, but do they get tested or something? I just think that when you're walking for 12 miles while that stuff on you might want to be you probably get thinner I don't know though, but there's stuff you could take but you'd want to be off All those guys are doing what they have to because you stay in jury for your freedom Yeah, I think if you're a special forces guy and you're in the field like that you should be allowed to do all the drugs me to whatever it takes

I mean Hitler gave the Nazis fucking math. That's how they marched so fast They're like how the fuck are they going to the night? They're like no man. I'm fed a mean Um, modifil that's what they use modifil Pro-pro-vigil and all those things. Yeah, it's like like ateron fucking steroids Oh, so they just fucking fly through the night. You're welcome for your freedom. Thank you You're shaming in here. You're not sleeping your freedom. Thank you. You're shooting me.

You're not sleeping, my friend. Yeah, but don't send us articles of these random, nobody's saying no, they were watching the actual shooting. And then Trump wanted to release the shooting video, and they wouldn't allow him to. He wanted to release it. But either way, they have the footage of them shooting Obama, but that wasn't a live-sama into Obama.

Yeah, that wasn't a lie feed into the president. They were watching a drone footage. They had no idea what was going on. They heard gunfight, they heard gunfight. Yeah, no, because I think I even asked you that yesterday because that picture, like I was like, oh, they must have been watching it. Yeah, and they're mouth they're like this.

Yeah, exactly. Because they're watching and they hear that. They're just watching, like, oh. All they're doing is watching them enter. Yeah, and they're like, oh man, oh man, this is working out. And then they go, Gerono, Gerono, and Gerano drone like oh, and they're all sorts celebrating got it I'm a gun there's video, but it wasn't a life-eat into the situation. I was in a gun range. I saw that video

By the way, you look great in Des Moines shout out to Des Moines. Oh, no, you put you saw my that one He saw my the one line you go to the one where you like you look one in that Where it's where a turntactical that's a blast. Oh got it. Taren tactical. So that's I used to it. Yeah, Taren's good. First of all look at that picture photo What hey, why are you taking a white? I just tried doing steroids. That's all I'm talking about my CB live. I'll be there May 6 through the night I'm doing opposing seminar. You want to see stand up. I'll do that too, but CB live May 6 through the night. I'm doing opposing seminar. Do you want to see stand up? I'll do that too, but see you be alive. May 6 through the night. This Thursday through, through, through,

through, through, through, through, Friday night. You doing Sunday? I never do that. Daddy needs Sunday. Hey, y'all, okay. Click on the one for me for the, click on the one him, again, out of the Tesla.

And the rock. Don't do that. That's not a Tesla, that's not. Don't do that. Is that a Tesla? Yeah, that's a Tesla. Oh, not a Prius. Prius, turn your car to your advantage

when you want to impress passers-by or an answer day to life. Even a plug-in the Prius. Prius. Turn your car to your advantage when you want to impress, pass your spy or an answer dating life. Even a plug-in white Prius. Not that sexy, but watch this. Is there a rule I can't hang out like this? You found out my favorite coffee shop? How about getting crazy? Bring it up here. There's no rule says I can't be the cat in my own shit.

LAUGHTER One of my personal favorites, maybe on stretching. OK, people go, is that guy a dancer or is he into karate okay dancer karate in my case it's both if you've got a nice backside and you're proud of it try this I'm 54 you sweat The birds You're still doing the show with, I see Sam Comla. You're still doing the conspiracy theory? Yeah, I'm doing conspiracy, fucking conspiracy club. Theory social club. We're doing two or three different things.

They try to rock Finn, which is awesome. Rock Finn's, because they don't, well, rock Finn is this platform where you don't get censored at all The problem with doing conspiracy social, but I can't do it on YouTube. We get we get bad. Yeah, we can do on patreon, right? YouTube owns patreon. Yeah, but they also Venmo they use Vimeo a Vimeo and oh, sorry patreon uses Vimeo. Yeah, and Vimeo will take you down a lot of times because Even on a page on sale get a little crazy, so that yeah, but that's what we want I like crazy Sam Sam goes crazy with conspiracy theories and I debunk them.

By the way, I'm losing all the time because I made up the show. There are so many things he did. He goes, I got it, call him up with the entire thing. I got the idea. Now what we're doing, because it's gotten really popular. It's gotten, thank you. It's gotten very popular on Patreon.

Now Rock fan of tape, it's getting there. We're taking, we got 55 episodes. I'll listen to me. 55 episodes. We got gonna take from episode one all the way to 55 and release one just audio On ever where you can get podcasts starting with the first one, right? So the old one the problem is we can't release it on YouTube Because they're like you guys well audio you can do so what? I like it. I get censored on video. They take it down a lot of times to let take it down So we have to do we have you know, yeah, but that's where we go go to Roth and we have to go to Rothman because rock No, you can watch everything that's insane to it's what it's a little back

It's so you know like we'll talk about pegging. I'm sure this fox is when I thought we talked about pegging or What steroids that will alert YouTube and then I can't like if I want to put money behind Promote the show YouTube won then I can't like if I want to put money behind it to promote the show YouTube but that's crazy like nope it's worse than TV now it's like the internet used to be the Wild West but what's happening is there are there are platforms now that are moving that are realize this and and and things like rock fin which a lot of people are going to which is why I well Spotify video video Which is why I well Spotify video But like it's a certain lesser Alex Jones

I don't know how to do Spotify is pretty Lucy Goosey, right? As far as I know so far if you they barely started doing video if you do ads on TikTok if you do ads on Facebook or whatever. Yeah, if you have I know if you even bleep your bad words The algorithm catches it and then you can get demonetized and trying to get it back as a nightmare fucker and then you get a check mark on your page and the investment and you get three check marks they literally you know we've had this page for eight years they were literally just wiping that's a disaster that's a big episode no the entire page yeah shut your shit down really yes and that's a disaster but like you're the you're the bunking things you're not at least that's a bad thing

it's a far from the same Sam believes it. I mean Sam Sam will be like they're probably okay. They're one of my favorite one the ice cube one where he was like ice cube is a FBI That's starting right. He's right. Oh, no Podcasts fuck oh well No, well you you know about Hillary Clinton being a lizard? What the fuck are you talking about? Here's a problem with it.

So Sam, Sam Crashmia, the reason it's great is so much fun is because Sam's so fucking hilarious. Yeah, he's so hilarious. Like a lot of times we do the podcast and it's just, I'm like, let's just bullshit. No, I love that. Because Sam will be like, well, Hillary will come worship Satan and drink baby blood.

Thank you, thank you. And so does the Queen Elizabeth. I'm like, what? And oh, Hitler was a Roth child. And did you see if you have any evidence of this? Well, you can't go to, you can't go to, but you two don't. That was bought up. Yeah, so if you bring him, they're like,

no, Google's bought by the, you know, the elites and the, I go crazy. Oh, so when you try to Google this, is that, yeah, because I have question I can find it. Because, well, then how do you get elites on Google? Here's what to Google Yeah, I've got a lead's own Oh, yeah, fuck fuck here. I have a theory on all of it Okay, all right later. Okay. Yes, that's a cool right Brian. Yes, I got go but I have a theory on I have we have we have Magaville we have woke film yeah, right? We have the woke we have the maga we have

Most of us trying to get to work in the middle, kind of like, update 90 minutes. Yeah. But then you also have the conspiracy theory people. Yeah. And most people have lost their faith in mainstream media, most or a lot of people. But then there's a lot of people like, like, swear by CNN or swear by Fox. Okay. I would say that's woke versus they call those people sheep.

Yeah. But it's really insane. But it's really interesting to see how how this woke thing this crazy Cancel culture woke thing that's really sensitive. It's mostly young people under 30 It's it's it is a religion. It is a form of religion. It's think about it Woke is the form. Yeah, the church used to practice extra systems. They would get a demon out of you Or they would say you're a witch you own cats you talk to yourself you have to be burned stick or drown or they would ex communicate you it's exactly what the woke

community does but go on that like at the ex communicate you from the village with basically like canceling from social media platform yeah so if we can't get the village now so what we're gonna do is take away your voice on social media and YouTube and your ability to make a living. Same thing is kicking out of the village. And you can't make a living. So you have to go over there and you don't get to be part of anything, right? And that's what that is. Why are you grabbing one? I'm listening, dude. Get your avatar avatar. Whatever hand is whatever here on Yeah, and our avatars you shit to me you look like an avatar you your old self all tight and purple Who are you say right? I don't even know any

Because I felt so good, but I got confused you You're saying it's a modern day witch hunt? It is. It's people want to feel, people want to feel like they can purify society, create a utopia, no racism, break down all the lines. That's not nid. We were talking about the last time with Chrissy D. He goes, you know what I'm saying, the world would be if we did.

There's no racism. Like he's like, what would they do? Like if everything was fair. There's no race already. Yeah, everything's fair. Like, all of the... Chrissy D goes, what would we do? Like if everything was fair or anything, everything's fair like all of this. Well, Chris, he's he goes, what would we do? No, but also here's my joke and but this is true. You can say anything you want about communism,

you want to make everything equal. The problem is there are only so many seats in the front of the fucking plane. Life, if life's a cow, you're gonna run out of steak, then you get to hamburger, then you get to sausage. Somebody's gonna be holding the lips in the ass hole at the end of the day. That, the, you know, nobody wants to chew that. Nobody wants to chew that heart and all it is

But that's what happens well as long as you know, you know, right? Yeah, of course you know, you're missing the point Yeah, I think what's on the cow. Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw where you were going as long as you have good shit and bad shit As long as there's a better view the people that know how to gain the system are gonna get the better view whether that's capitalism or communism It's never been different. You're not gonna create equality by enforcing, you know, a central body to make everything equal. Hey, you know what I find impossible hot. Oh, Candace Owens.

I wonder what that is. Ditterpot, just a boss lady. She's beautiful and smart, right? Hot smoke. You nursing Candace Owens? Really? Or you have her or no. Yeah, I don't know what that faces. You don't think she's attractive She's so smart to I'm gonna say Her husband is on he's a wonderous I know I know that's a fact Gross what where's the blonde blue?

Glad ass, hey look great there. I'm a good looking kid you die that time you do to the beard in the hair They're not that I didn't die it. You look good. Maybe it's a filter That's a filter is that all there's a nanny. It's nanny. I'm just I look like you got yourself a little Like a 54 year old man. Yeah, there you do how old is Candice No, she's younger than me. She's young. You know what I'm too dumb for her She's very smart. I know I'm too dumb. She'd constantly teach me. She loves to laugh though. I had her laughing I know I'm so looking into your show. She's 32 Yeah, her her man is just he's a smart lad

Yeah, her man is just a smart lad. Her man's a very handsome guy. I know. Long blonde hair from Britain. And speaks of course the Queen's name. You know what? I bet it sounds better. I bet it sounds better dating her than it actually is. It might be a nightmare.

Oh, he's okay. I don't know if she seems really. He's an LA. He's an LA. LA4? Yeah, he's an LA4. He looked good in person. Really? Yeah, he's a LA for. He looked good in person. Really?

Yeah. He looks like shit there. And he's humble. He's humble. But he has no problem taking a back seat. He's humble. Like, he kind of supports her and helps her out. Well, yeah, you have to.

But she's a boss, do you? You're not going to, you know what I'm saying? No, I mean, if they're walking down to Ali, he's fucking snuggling up to her. 100%. But I think he comes from like British Oh, dude. He's a Lord. Oh, I didn't tell you I'm a Lord. Oh, yeah, you got to call Lord Lord Brendan now. Yeah, I didn't tell you I'm a Lord. I own land in England. I did not know that some fan in England bought it for me Some Lord Brendan they bought yeah, no, it's guy. He came up and it was he was in Naples. Yeah, yeah

You said some fan in England. I thought he was from England a little bit No, no, he was not he was American. Oh, he just bought it in yeah, he brought either way I'm a lord anyway He's he's certified lord call me lord come on man. Come on Don't make me be John. I'm seeing no. Well, hey, I'm sorry. Yeah, he went to write me a violence via text He just says I could kill you me very easily bare hands He just says, I could kill you. Me, very easily, bare hands. Yeah. Randomly.

How do you respond to that? Randomly. No, you put, go to social media, Chen. You put us on social media. Oh, that's right. And people think we're serious. I do. Hey, everybody.

Hey, everybody, talk every day. Look at this. Brian, I've never been stronger. I did 315 times, 335 by 6, then 225. You benched 225, 22 25 22 times I could kill you I So easy right now kill bare hands you whatever I want. I like how you just Kill you know respond with bare hands do respond you do respond whenever I want then finally goes do I know yeah John Annic you loaded them up love it

What they call them oh John Annic you loaded them up with it Would they call them oh John a little mark are these on their true solving I have a question yes your boy from Poland tall John no the guy who knocked out check right out like your fun. Sorry. He knocked out best looking women in the world I heard Croatia. Yes, what we're talking about. That's what we're talking about. That's what we're talking about. Well, Croatia, Kenneho, the same in the Czech Republic. And the Czech Republic.

Have I been there? No. I'm going to say this now. I heard, though. Prague. Best Look in Women on a Planet. You talking about my boy, Gary, now. Now, this guy, now here's Mike.

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MMA. Yes. Yeah. One championship world champion. Yes. A Ryzen, sorry Ryzen. Okay. Here's the thing.

Ryzen, not one championship. He gets hit though. He does get hit. That's, and I thought to myself, you get hit. It's alarming. It's alarming, baby. It's hard to though, and he does it. He gets hit hard.

And Volcan also landed on. That worries me too. It worries me me too because he's on orthodox He does that stuff, but you want a bet right now that he that he beats young And he'll be an underdog. I don't know his wrestling. What is his wrestling and submission game? Well, I mean, I don't think it's great. Reyes took him down. Okay, and Dominic I mean, Jan will double leg the shit out of me a lot la is he? Yeah, or no? No, no, no. He's way bigger than this. He's a lot bigger.

He's huge. Yeah, you want to bet. He's my favorite fighter right now. You want to bet? Let's bet on the show. I can't bet against, I think he's bet. No, take Jan. No, I'd see, I think Jan's the worst match ever.

Jan has hard man. I know that. I'm going to bet on it. So, so. Let's just bet on it. Here's, here's what I'm going to bet on. If he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, Jan, Jan, if he fights Jan, if he fights Jan, Jan, if he fights Jan, Jan, if he fights Jan, Jan, if he fights Jan I'm gonna bet on it. So it's just bet on it. Here's here's what I'm gonna bet on if you fight John a thousand down can Debbie Oh

Daddy's doing Sunday. No, it's fine. Yeah, when you said thousand hours, I was like I was like I was like I'm gonna say yes But I'm not gonna fame Alright, we'll do a thousand you pray. Let's do a hundred dollars And if he beats you John I mean if I fights John, if John comes down to two or five to get his thing back, he won't beat John. John's a demonstrate. John at light heavyweight's not even a conversation anymore. He's put on so much weight for him to go back down the light.

He's two-six years. Yeah, he's huge. So John's 60? He's huge, but he's a big guy anyway. So he's used you watch around like two, thirty, two, forty. But the thing is about John is, he only has a few fights left. He's gonna get paid and fight at heavyweight. But the only way John come down to light heavyweight

is if Jan goes on like this 10 fight, like winning streak and just, they're like, oh, he's the greatest lightweight heavyweight ever. Then John's gonna go, really? I'm gonna go back down and beat the fuck out of you. That's what's gonna happen. Like someone to have to go on some sort of run.

The thing about Jan is, and not saying he's 205, but he did lose a lot early on. Yeah, and I was never, I've never been that sold on him, and I think Yuri does beat him, but I'm curious to your point, if Yuri were to land on him with that power, like what happened, because Yian is so hard.

I was gonna say, if Yian, I noticed he got hit a lot, and if Yian sits down, but you know what you're saying're I noticed he got hit a lot and if he on sits down But you know what you're into him out here and he did get wobble wobble But he's a wobble here's the thing about you're not a scratch on his face. No swelling nothing. I know I know and here's the other thing I first team all body, too. He also yes All body that body won't quit that but I'm quit. I don't quit how much to bet How much my car and this how much to wash my car and and they hear Yeah, I love that now did he repost me today. Yeah, he did dude. Yeah, you said great things about him. Yeah, I love him

Well, he's the most most entertaining fighter. He is a giant Tony Ferguson. He's a fight was well. He fights just like Tony Ferguson He's a lot of fun to watch I his chance insane dude, but he got wobble. How long will that chin wobble? And that's the thing. John is going to, John will hit him if he's not careful. Now, here's the thing though. You say you didn't have any kids. But he's very good at this. He's rolling shots. Like when he gets, he's just at the edge of the pockets.

He's not taking full shots. Now, this why I ride with him. Now remember too, he's had offers to sign with UFC before and he went, and then he'll let me get the experience on my belt. This is so smart. I wish I did this He goes let me get the experience on my belt fighting over here at Ryzen and then once I'm ready I want come to UFC and contend right away. That's my game smart. So he has like 30 How old is he? I don't know he has like 30 fights and then what to you see find out how old he is and he's had two fights And I was fighting for a world title like that's the way it should be done. He's born 1992 by the way. All right, so he's 30

28 28 28 dude, that's young that's very young I mean as prime yet, dude and y'all is 45 No, y'all is over y'all's older. Yeah, y'all's been in there for a while I just I just like his moving over y's man but if anyone's if if every day. Okay, so that's that's listen, I'll do respect. It might be time for the new lion to come in. It's not taking nothing away from young. And he's all lines from the Czech Republic. Not only is he's a lot live out there. They don't. But they didn't. And they're in zoos. I'm sure there's a couple of zoos I mean there is a Eurasian lion I suppose yeah, I guess part of the Eurasian land. No, he's a fuck you think so technically I guess you could wander down from somewhere. He's a stud though. You would know though. He's a stud. Yeah, he's a stud There a couple the most impressive fighter to me in a weird way is Pieter Jan

They're a couple the most impressive fighter to me in a weird way is Pieter Jan I Just got on that train after the out just because I thought Sterling would be a nightmare of matchup for him And after watching like oh fuck he's doing whatever wants Sterling now they got a rematch Sterling has surgery too Yeah, and oh you see the Nadea's fight fell off. You see that chin. Yeah sucks Indrie but they just just pushed it to June Which is a promise is something like that. I'm hoping the canelo Saunders fight that fight happening because they're talking about rain problem. No, that's happening all right

That's happening now does daddy want to go to Miami with me if I do do the Logan Paul fight I do what is that? I fit in June 6 now you fit in Miami now Logan Paul's doing his camp to make a republic. So I'm gonna have to go there. You should have your old friend, Brian Cown with you. Yep, you gotta carry my bag though. What? What? You gotta earn your key, dad. Like this with lock knees and waiting.

That's what I want you to suit. In a suit that's so hot. So hot. So hot, it's Miami. And you allow me one nap hot. It's so hot. It's so hot. It's my hand. And you allow me one napkin. And I hire someone else and I'm super mean to him. Worm your. Dude, you know, she bells are been on my hand.

So we did Miami improv. And you know, Jay, Jay's never been there. He's such a tourist. He's like, let's walk down South Beach. So we fucked up. Oh man. We could look more LA. We're all in jeans. I was in sweatpants. Yeah. I think best looking women in the world. So everyone has asses. Everyone.

That well, let me say it again. Been a lot of a lot. That's why that's my favorite city in Florida. Best looking women in the world. I like Naples. I gotta go. I gotta go with my animals. Naples is my favorite city. You know, I had to sit a more my vibe. I know, it's class, a lot of my... Not uncommon to see a $60 million house. Well, you know what's the richest in... I didn't know how wealthy it was there. And you know, they have hands down, no lie, that I think it's the rev, where's the car,

is he called rev? Oh, that poor... You know, the number one car collection, most valuable car collection in North America there. Yeah, and then... So when you sent me your boys cars, this car shop, it's like Jay Leno leaves his car there, Adam Corolla.

I thought I was sitting in the car. So the guy took us around and I go, how much is that car? And he goes, we got an offer for 30 million, the owner turned it down and I go, that one he goes, there's only one in the world. It's the first Lamborghini ever. And then he had another one that was in Le Mans

and it was only one of one. I go, how much is that? And he goes, you keep asking me this man. He goes, it's priceless. He's like literally priceless. Because someone offered him 100 mil for one of them. I don't remember which one it was. I go to this house in Beverly Hills and I was at a dinner

and I sit in a car and I sit in a car and I sent him a video. I just sit in it. Look at that right there. Yeah. J-forces to go there. Revenstitute. Yeah.

Pedro. I said the car I said I thought it was worth about $800,000 and Brennan goes that's worth 20 mil easy. Easy. Yeah at least. At least. And the guy drives it to get coffee and drives it around. It's nuts

Like those cars were nuts, but that's a kind of car you wouldn't like that car because I would you would I would But would you drive it? Oh, yeah, you drive that one sick You cuz if I get a 40 who gives a fuck? You just what is it about that that you get you just like I like stuff other people don't have like my GT2 RS Other like not many people a few other people haven't but they don't have it tuned in so it's your competitor nature. It's not even that I just don't want what everyone else has. Yeah. You know like I don't want a Tesla now because now Tesla's become the new fucking pre-s.

Yeah, I agree. Like everyone has one. Yeah. I don't want the standard career because it all agents and CA have them. My lease is up soon. I might get a different car. I don't know what you're thinking. Nothing. You're getting another Tesla. I don't think so up soon. I might get a different car. What are you thinking? You get you another Tesla. I don't think so, but you're not in a fast cars. No, I like Tesla's because

Quick, they're so easy. They've got a plan addition Because like zero six and like fucking this car is already fast enough Yeah, I'm just lazy no no gas just and no no lag and I don't turn it off Get in get get out, safe of shit. Boom, really fast. I remember I was one of the first ones to test it. I'm like, this thing has the automatic drivers, like sure does, and we're going down to Brae or something, puts it on, it's all.

Oh my God, dude. We're, we're, that's my heaven. And I finally forgot how to do the manual, you know, the automatic driving. So I click out, telling, something, and I go, this is where you're going, like 90 miles down the highway, down that, you remember that?

We're going, right? Remember in the Tesla SUV? Oh no, you didn't, you didn't come there. That was a Palm Beach. That was Tampa. Oh, it's Tampa. Yeah, I wasn't, how you remember that? So we're in Tampa, I was in Tampa,

I get the Tesla SUV, I'm never driven one, I want to see what it's like. So we use that app Toro. So I get the Tesla SUV, and I figured it out,o. So I get the Tesla SUV and I figured it out. Me and J were trying to figure out, finally figured out, we're on like 90 down like that skinny highway that's over the water. I just click it and I take my hands off,

no one noticed, I'm like, oh shit, it's driving itself. So I was trying to go, you got guys, the thing is about this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm like the thing is just doing it. It's like, man, I was like, this is sick. I was like, here's a problem though. Lex Friedman who designed all of it for Tesla,

like I didn't know that. Yeah, Lex Friedman is the guy who designed it at MIT. He's an MIT professor, Black belt, Judo, and Jiu-Jitsu. And he designed it. He basically, he's the guy, the brains, who is like, we do this, this, and on Rogan, Rogan goes, so if it, and he's not, if, when it malfunctions, when. That's trouble.

Keep your hands on the wheel. That's from the guy who designed it, and I went, oh, well you see about people dying pretty frequently. But then also, I'll also see guys in LA snoring, going down the highway. I had a nine feet, yeah, I'm like, it's for you, you're a sweet, sweet, yes. That's a lot of scary.

Do you see Elon Musk who's hosting his entire life this weekend, but you see Elon Musk, Sleep down like it for you. Shit of sleeping. Sleepy. Yes. That's a lot of Gary. Do you see Elon Musk who's hosting his life this weekend? Do you see Elon Musk? Tom out Mars. He's like, yeah, a lot of people are going to die, man. Everyone gets on an accident. He's like, yeah, I mean, dude, what we're trying to do with, who knows? A lot of shit happened.

A lot of people are going to say, he's so insensitive. He's like, no, you got to crack a few eggs and make an omelet, man. He gets the one you get to Mars. Some fucking bitches are going to die, man. A lot of smart people are going to die. Yeah,, you got to crack a few eggs and make an omelette man. You get the one you get to Mars. Some fucking bitches are gonna die man. Lots of smart people are gonna die. Yeah, he's not sending just Joe Shmoop up. Like some of the most brilliant minds are beyond those first fucking jet. I don't want to fucking go on.

If you were on Conspiracy Social Club, you wouldn't have gotten to the first sentence. Oh, flatter. Start talking about, no, I'm gonna be sad. Start talking about, start talking about Elon Musk. Well, Elon Musk. Lier. Lier. Lier. Lier. Lier.

Lier. Mention NASA. Well with NASA. No, C's. No, C's. Now the right about that. What was the right about that? Because we did take the German Nazis.

They're smart as fuck. Yeah. And then hired them at NASA. Yeah, but they built their rocket. Yeah, but also division. Also not the signs of the NASA, not anymore. No, they're gone. They died because Conspiracy when we took the map was in the 40s, so they would be it's amazing 100 years old

We have a I did a podcast on conspiracy social web where I had a flat-erther He was so ready. He was so prepared like he actually believes and I go, but where is the he goes? Well, there's a rim of ice around and that's why nobody's been there. I go what's beyond it? He goes we don't know I was like why wouldn't you just fly because I don't know so all the pilots are in on it too every pilot Oh, that's why I said I go so when you do a flight pan you're taking a can bring up flatters or Realizes earth isn't flat the guy. He saw you showed him last time I told him about last time he was trying to bring it He was trying to prove his point that earth is flat when the sun comes up

It goes up and down and there's supposed to be no curve and there's a curve and he goes off fuck by the way Rogan is not I mean, I'm sorry. What's his name? No Sam trippley's not a flat earth He's not a father always not but there are I think I think he's a Yeah, can speak to your soul some of my favorite people are flat earth Like I love Eddie. I love Sam. Yeah Sam's on flat earth. You know, it's so weird. He's touching the line of ladders It was on world star. Yeah, I'm not seeing it. It's so interesting. It's it's been it's been it was put to rest in you're in

You're in Nashville a lot I'm doing Nashville May 19th You're always out you're always out because I do the sorry so me and Steve burn Steve lives there. Yeah, why don't you link up with Josh wall of he lives though I do we the last live podcast we did was with Josh Well, and we did one with Nate Park. I see who's great. How funny. He's not so fun He's so funny. We're doing, it's a live podcast.

We do this live podcast in Saini's. I was in the clip. Yeah, May 19th, by the way, Saini's get your tics. But we do this live podcast. And in Bargazze, he shows that Bargazze can, Nate can just literally, I'm pulling rabbits out of a hat and doing whatever I can. Nate can say like three words in a monotone word and destroy. He's just like, I don't know. I don't really have a nice guys on the

flake. He only did 30 minutes for his special, right? Did the Netflix one? He do the 30 with Netflix. I thought it was a third. He did it during the pandemic. Yeah, he said he said on the podcast, he said, I went on stage and usually after the first one, they're like, you got it. Just do another one for safety. And they all had massive a through them off you know

He just couldn't hear a laugh thing. Yeah, I think I'm doing terrible And so he gets he comes back on they go we definitely didn't get it the first time We definitely did not get it you got to get it the second time. Oh, I lied. I lied one hour Yeah, they've only done a few 30 minutes specials. Yeah Oh, that's we oh no he does have a 30 minute on there. It's an older one. It was with the degenerates, I think. He's a great guy, man.

I love the guy. He's great. I love Nate. He's one of my favorite people in the comedy. Yeah. How about New York announced that they're open up May 15th or like theater? They're open everything.

100%. Full capacity. Let's go New York. What? I sent that to shalt I went get the fuck I'm so sick of your Miami-ass Back to New York and he goes we go on baby and posted the date. Oh, that's great. I was like LA open in two and he goes no He's doing Miami proper and and and and that and that hilarious Underwear ad was just like the most expensive on a were I did you see it his ad? Yeah, not it's it

Oh, he did a video with jelly roll about opening up. Oh my he did he did a he did a Video a commercial for For me, I'm not he's or something. Yeah, like it's a new underwear ad. He was this is the most expensive on the Where I watch this shit it's the most expensive on a rad What? the fuck up Oh this is for sponsored What a great guy A Testerosa That's his G-Wagon by the way. Is he an underwear this whole time? Yep.

Just random crazy shit. I am a Good for him. He's been killing it. Yeah, pretty cool. Beasty. There's a few guys that are blown up during this pandemic Cam Tim Dylan and Santino There's just like you just see like this explosion of all these guys. Yeah, well Cream rise like everyone has to find Like everyone has their moment, right? There's just like, yeah. Just rise.

Yeah, all monsters, all monsters. Been out of it a long time. Just keep doing the work. Yeah. We're in Austin. How was that? What do you think? So let me get your honest take on wherever we should.

But let me ask you, would you, well, a lot of, you know, obviously feel about a house in Nashville and he flies back every three weeks. But, you know, feel goes, man, this place is small, man. I'm know, obviously feel about a house in Nashville and you flies back to be three weeks But you know feel goes man. It's place is small man. I'm like yeah It's Nashville like you it's a it's a you know There's kind of I guess when you visit it feels like this big city vibe But once you're there like think about it dude like compared to LA like you're used to LA daddy look LA is a lot of problems But as a lot of smart people say Don't bet against LA because you got sunshine and find some way back.

Oh, he's. And my father said to me, I said, yeah, California, I think LA is going to be, it's not going to be, it's down the pit. He, my father said, yeah, people have been saying that since the 50s, you know, I've been hearing that, I've been hearing that as long as I've been alive. Don't, like, let's say it's probably a thing to do, right? Like, hate on the, hate on New York. Like, it's too big a bad, it's a very, it's a, it's a, it's a long as I've been alive. Like, it's a popular thing to do, right? Like, hate on New York. Like, it's too big as bad as it is.

It's a very big, diverse economy. And oh, by the way, it's always 75 and breezy. That's pretty cool. And you wanna go mountain, you wanna go hiking, you wanna go to the beach, what do you wanna do? And as far as the home, the federal judge that just ordered This the county of Los Angeles city of Los Angeles to do something about their skid row. I mean, oh shit

I didn't know that yeah, they're in there. They're something they're working on it. Yeah, but would you would you were you really considering moving Be like I went to Austin me and should pel touch down and we're driving around and towards the end trip I go should pel could you move out of me? It's like And we're driving around and towards the end of the trip I go to the bell Could you could you move out of me? It's like hmm. Here's cuz you know, I don't think so man What we're Austin. Yeah, I don't think I could do I I love to if I were to Everett's fun as fuck though L.A. That was great time. I love it late But if I was ever to leave it would be I love to have a text tattoo if I were to go anywhere

I love it be Nashville cuz I spend more time there but I wouldn't do that what people don't really like I like Dallas people don't really Austin, is that it's small. It's not as big as cities people think. It's cool and it's got great restaurants, it's got a young population. So I think Rogan's gonna, you know, he's definitely gonna put them on the map in the county. So you get to remember Texas was a big county scene back in the day. I listen, Rogan could open up a fucking comic club in Saudi Arabia and it's gonna do

well. But that's Joe Rogan. For these other guys, like you're not Rogan, dude. Also Rogan has been in LA for 30 years. Made his name here for him to move out there and save millions and millions on taxes. Makes all the sense of the world. For you other guys who couldn't even make in LA, it seems to be more opportunities out there. Maybe, and I hope it works out. It's just not for me. And I would send you houses, I flew out there like at a house with my girl. We went out there trying to decide,

and we touched on, it just doesn't feel right. Like I feel like the money I'd save on taxes, I would lose on my shows. Because I wouldn't have the same guests, I would have the same vibes, the same staff. The reason LA has been the sort of show business capital of the world. I got to be honest, I thought you would move me.

There are all this. I thought you would get out. No. Oh, you're not going to move. First part, my kids are here and my ex is here and they're not in any rush to move anywhere. So my life is way more complicated. Maybe I would have, maybe I had a fantasy of it.

You know, this is tendency when COVID and this state was shut down, homeless, and all the other shit, you just kind of want to get away. Maybe I would have, but there's also something about, I think the hardest thing about being an artist or a comic, let's just say for us, honestly, is always staying inspired to write new shit. And I think that requires a certain amount of discomfort,

a certain amount of something, you gotta push back on something. So I wrote an hour, a new hour for during COVID, basically. Right. And I saw it. It's been a year. It's been a year. No, but I wrote an hour.

And I was doing really well. And then I looked at it though I watched it and I was like, I'm gonna throw it all away. You sick of the COVID here right? I'm just gonna throw it away. No it's not just COVID too. It's also stuff that where I was like it works and it people laugh. But that's a trick.

It's not as good as I can do. Sometimes that happens too. I don't know. So I don't even know where I'm going with this. But the point is that you need that fire is what you're saying. I think you need a look. I don't know. I just like it here.

I just love it. Yeah, I'm the same way, man. I just love it. You would go to fucking, you'd go to Austin and Nashville and believe me, there'd be a new set of problems is what I'm saying. There are a lot of people that go to there. Money's not always the answer. No, I know you're going to save on money, but that sometimes,

like you're trading one thing right now. It's going to even out. It's going to even out. And a lot of people that have gone to places like Nashville and Austin, a lot, who go, they regret it. Yes. I, yeah, buddies who regret it, who moved and they regret it. Who are like, I wanna get back, I think.

So especially once we open up. Yeah, things are starting to open up. Yeah, I mean, I'm having a great time here. I mean, yeah, granted the shit, you know, that we all dealt with like during the pandemic or whatever, especially when it first started. First started, yeah, granted the shit, you know, that we all dealt with like during the pandemic or whatever like First start for starters. He left for a little bit and then you know now he's headed back to New York Exactly. What was it? Should that David Lucas said? About New York and LA he said they're just bad bitches that are on a break or something like that

Yeah, like that's it which is a pretty solid, you know like yeah like that. Yeah, like that's it. Which is a pretty solid, you know, like, yeah, people were saying New York is done and all that and our buddy, Doug Davidov has a lot of property in that area and Doug was like, you're going to bet against New York City, you get it really? Yeah. You can bet against him for a little while, but New York City, I mean, come on. To your point, people didn't say in this forever. Forever. Forever. I will say though, that was through. Are you going to vote for Caitlin Jenner? I will not be voting for Caitlin Jenner, but I would like for no sir. No, I'm definitely not voting for

I'm not voting for anybody who's a left-wing Operative because I think what about balance agree what about would you vote for that San Diego mayor? I don't know I think he's running to yeah, I don't know enough about it I'll vote for anybody's pro business and has some sense. So it's Caitlin Jenner, pro business. She's like, but she's like mini-trump. I don't think Caitlin Jenner's that intelligent. I mean, I'll do respect.

Well, can you, I'll wait, but if you could tell me, Caitlin Jenner, she won a woman, I think, right? Or was it a guy? Either way, either way, killed a human being. Yeah, in her car, but. That'd be fun. But here's the thing about Caitlyn Jenner. She won a gold medal, I think, with 1976.

And he won a gold medal in 1976, Bruce Jenner. And in 40 years, besides being married to Chris Jenner, who's very intelligent and was a huge business, she made a big empire. In order to done her up, whatever. But I don't know what, if you could, and I may be wrong, but what is he accomplished? What is he done? And what is he said that you think is different and interesting or intelligent?

Yeah, nothing. And then he did get, he did get a sex change and became a woman, which made news. But is that, I will call this to, I'm talking years before the transition. Years before Brian goes Oh, Bruce is actually transition and you said on Rogan me and Rogan tore into made funny view for hours And it was so much fun. We bullied you. Oh, you already knew this He knew he's he had a fucking friend who's a mover Oh

And and was like painting the house or something. No, I just somebody who knows the family and yeah And then I and then you're and then like a few weeks after I'm at Starbucks in Malibu, and I see you at the time him, and his hair was like long, and looking at his nails, I'm like, what if it counts bullshit? They're not like, wow, that's weird. Those are long nails. Long nails.

And then show them up. And then show them up. And then show them up. Right, call them, man. Right, right. I'm talking five years before she transitioned. Damn. And we're like, dude, you're out of your fucking mind.

Bruce, Jenner, what's wrong with you? And Brian, you'll see. I'm talking five years. I feel like you're just saying something to say something. Yeah. We lit us up. I'll tell you what I do want to do in the new studio, and I talk to Rogan a little bit about this.

I'm gonna do fight companions. I think we have to prove that together. Mean chin talked about, we're gonna have a whole area dedicated to fight companions. Let's 100% do that. I love that idea. I love it. That'd be fun, right?

I'm gonna think, what do you think of this idea? And then we'll talk about it on this part. I kind of want, because I know a lot of fight experts and people, I kind of want to do something on a paid thing, I don't know whether a truck fan or whatever, I don't know if Patreon would let me. And I want to just take boxing at MMA and I want to interview as many experts as I can.

And then I'll have a food look. No, no, no. I don't want to drink. I don't want to drink. I don't want to drink. I want to drink. I want to drink. I want to do this.

I don't know if this is great. I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to drink. I want to take fights and I want to go, who's the best at bet on? I don't know if this is great. Let him get it out. Let him get it out. I don't know if this is great. Let him get it out. Let him get it out. Sounds like I want to take fights and I want to go, who's the best at bet on? It'll be a betting channel.

And I'm going to recommend the most educated, you know, based on... We can get better son. You ever interviewed a better? Not better son, I want to get experts. And then I just say, this is what the experts say. And here's why. But the experts are the, are you talking about experts

like coaches and stuff? Are you talking about like actual bettors? No, coaches. Yeah. Coaches and stuff like that. People who know the game. That here's why. But the experts are the, are you talking about experts like coaches and stuff? Are you talking about like actual betters? No, coaches. Coaches and stuff like that. People who know the game. That'd be cool. I don't know. It'd be an interesting idea

because I was like, I want to, because you're pretty good. What's your record betting was? The only time, like you know, I have my deal of draft kings, the last paper he was the only one I've lost, but since I've signed the deal with him, I've gone I think five or five chin or something like that.

You went on like the parles Five five out of six on parles. Wow Pretty impressed. I mean, it's all right You're the parles yet like you know, so you got to pick three fighters to win they boost the odds win So if you bet a hundred you win 300 so what so all three after win But all throw like one dog in there, but the rest are heavy favorites like I picked Usman I forget who was like Usman I forget I forgot to but I usually take like few of the favorites and then one dog Rose was this prize yeah or

no you always said she's the best I she's monster Rose I wouldn't say it was surprise because she she's a terrible match up for Wang Zeylear Zeng Wei Lee why she a terrible matchup because Wei Lee's like it's kind of like a yeary versus Yon. Like Waili's very traditional. And Rose just moves, man. She's long, and she's a nightmare for her. Yeah, nightmare. But to me, it's all here for Rose. If she's here, she's best in the world.

If she's not, you know, she gets spiked on her ass. She's like, she's like, water, man. She's like, water, man. Like, cake was insane. Oh, fun foot roundhouse cake, like a straight of Taekwondo, fun foot roundhouse cake, right in the back of the jar. Like that. She's here, comment though.

They vote red, leave them dead or what the fuck? She said. No, yeah. Better off dead than red. What? She's referring to Zhang, you know, obviously being communist country. I'm in an old school communist thing.

That's an old school American thing. Better dead than red. And that's what she said. but then she got a bunch of flag for it because I'll say Zang, she's never saying anything politically. And you can't just go missing. If anything. So you're assuming that she is siding with the government.

She can't go missing. She'll go, which is fucking true. Yeah. Why doesn't anybody? Why don't all these? That's real shit. But why don't you? Why don't these quote? Why doesn't the wo don't all these but why don't do why don't these? Why doesn't the woke community or just that they're like the Democratic Party or why don't they talk about how?

How outrageous China is like what they're doing you only want to clean your house, right? Like you know, he's so proud your house So it's the problems are over there But Rogan had a guy and his last name's Rogan as well and he worked as a journalist in China when dude It will you list that podcast it will scare the fuck out of you I bet he talks about how these journalists like spoke out just went missing or got put into concentration camps Well, dude. I shot him in the mirror. I had to do a fun guy and do a retinal scan and I have all my finger Remember when you did that you're like Brennan never come here

Yeah, and then there's a thing you are not you are not allowed to say anything about the government and you will deep and you know They edit the so the the verb and you know the version we get here like for the movies There's a different version out there. They edit it. So like let's say a Chinese person gets kicked in the face by someone from like Thailand or Korea How about this they edit reshoot it so the Chinese person will win. I was playing an agent an FBI agent who had to arrest a Chinese National yeah, and they go, there's no way you're putting that in the script. So I had a whole chase scene through Beijing, through the old city of Beijing, it was going to be at Nightmare, so it was the summer.

I was going to have to run, jump on a thing, there was a whole thing, but I was going to do it, right? And so I was like, fuck, it's going to be like, that's going to be a long week of shooting this thing. And they go, it's not happening, what do you mean? And And they go you won't be in China's long thing because the the government will allow an American to arrest a Chinese person on film. Hey what about rush hour? Well that's a different director right? That's different.

Oh did you say this is filmed in? In China? Yeah they're in China's government. Yeah yeah. Partially financing. You say this is filmed in yeah Yeah, the Chinese government yeah partially financing spells. Oh, what about big trouble a little China Russell was fine Sir I was filming Hollywood and that was China town. Yeah, we can do our shit this That's crazy, huh? Oh, it's crazy. That's insane. How about LeBron talking about you know equal rights and with this this and it's like But but but but you what about you know equal rights and with this this and it's like but but but but you've what about

Well, you're not gonna talk about China and the country You can't and you saw my human rights. What about that? I'm not a lot of slack for his oh dude. He's completely without like I like oh why because I don't always talk about why because he cares A book a Malcolm X book to the arena and one of the journalists goes hey, man What's your what's your favorite chapter? What's your favorite thing about Malcolm X in there? And they realize he's always on the first page. You know what he says he goes, dude, interesting guy, say that much.

No, what? That was your take away? Yeah, maybe not a big reader. Well, the cop shot that girl from in the falsecare, she was stabbing, she was trying to kill another, like the black gal, she was 16 year old, trying to kill another 16 year old gal. Correct. And it was black and she was trying to kill another, like the black gal. She was 16 year old, trying to kill another 16 year old gal. It was black and she was trying to stab her.

Correct, kill her. And so the cop shot, the black girl was trying to kill the other black girl. Yes. But then they want to void that cop, but it was okay if the black girl kills the other black girl. Either way, he saved the black girl. Did you have that white woman who's messing

with that Mexican cop? Did you see that? Oh, I saw it like, front headline. She's on the helicopter. You not seeing this? Oh, it's beautiful. I'll stay with you. Please bring that up, Jen.

Please bring that up. We know my father-in-law is a cop and it's a fucking nightmare. Watch how this woman treats this. Was it a Mexican woman? It was a white woman. She's a college professor apparently or a teacher. Not anymore. Well, I hope not because she's an awful person.

Did you ever see the cop who did the prank on LeBron? And he got, and he got suspended. It's so funny though. But he made a good one. 400 grand. Yeah, I love that. I was going under the speed limit. I was going at 38.

Yes, you are, ma'am. Good morning. Which is, and the speed limit is 40, and I was going 38. So limit. I was going at 38. Yes, you are, ma'am. Good morning. Which is in the speed limit is 40, and I was going 38, so why are you harassing me? You're correct. I pulled over because you're a murderer. Yes, I started to go forward because you're a murderer. You can't be on yourself while you're driving.

I can't help but go on my phone. I was recording you because you scared me. You can't use your cellphone while you're recording. May I have your driver's license? It's at my apartment. What's's license? It's at my apartment. What's your apartment? It's at my home. I'm just taking my senses.

Do you have your driver's license? I get, I'm mistakenly left at home. Do you have a picture of your driver's license? Yes, I do. May I have it? And can you call your supervisor please? I already did, he's on his way. Good, because you're in the middle of it.

And so you're giving me a cell phone ticket? Is that why you're harassing me? I'm harassing, and I am enforcing the law. I have a right to engreakt the police when they're harassing me. Why all means? Which you can't do it while you're driving. I wasn't texting or none of that. And you scared me and made you think you were gonna murder.

Okay, well I'm sorry, you feel that way. Well, that's not just a feeling you're a murderer. You got to do. You're on that for me too. Sure. And I'm perfectly legal and I'm a teacher. So there. Congratulations.

You're a murderer. She's so hostile. What? I can't see that there. Well, here you go, murderer. You're not shaking murder or shit. You zoom in on that for me. No, because you're scaring me. You're here you go, man. I'm shaking. Murder or shit. Zoom in on that for a minute. No, because you're scaring me.

Oh, no. You're threatening to kill me and why's that? What the hell? Okay. I'll tell you what, you keep smiling on camera. Yeah, you're trying to threaten to kill me. I'm trying to kill you. What?

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Little magus Let's take that's a black woman. No, she's not white Man, that's not one of us. That is it. She's all year in Mexican races. He goes that's black She is a horrible human horrible and by the way, that's not that uncommon You just go cops deal with it. I can't all do the stories. I hear it's insane And that's why body cancer a good idea Because you capture real shit heads in the world. Yeah, what do the stories I hear it's insane in that's why body cancer a good idea Because you capture real shit heads in the world. Yeah, what's the time? I wonder if I can get you Okay, look at this West LA college to Mm-hmm. All right.

That's what he said. It was then we found out. Okay. So Bill and Melinda Gates are officially going to start getting a divorce. They have a separation agreement. They don't have any prenups, but they have an idea of how they want to- How do you send me Bill in? Should we get 70 Bill in?

70 Bill in. Yeah. Oh, speaking of which, a bunch of people have been posting their DMs to Bill Gates saying like, hey, big head with heart. You're a boy, Mark Harley. Oh, Mark Harley, yeah, he's a big head. He said, hey, big head. Yeah, with the heart.

Yeah, with the heart. Oh, that's like a form of flirting, like, nagging, like, hey, big head, like, what's up, ugly? Yeah, that's a way that somebody's like. It's like, oh, weird. Yeah, it? It's a weird, what's up, you piece of shit? Hard eye, you know what I mean? It's actually in your hot. What's having your work with eyes? Yeah, I don't like to have time.

It's the updated form of nagging, being mean to somebody and trying to flirt. What's nagging? Negging, that's what it is. It's like a backhanded compliment thing. Like, oh, you're pretty for a big girl. Could you have any better skin? Could cat have better skin?

That's why she's popping only fans, girl. Could she have any better skin? Could can't have better skin. Thank you. That's why she's popping only fans though. Unbelievable. It's my skin. Yeah it's her skin. I want to support you but I can't go on that. Let's not do that. Yeah.

All right estimated, separated, estimated. 130 bills. Well how much is Jeff Bezos' wifey? Because they didn't have. Yeah she's the richest woman in the world. I'm 40. How much? She got a lot.

She's the richest woman in the world. And she's giving most going to be like? She's the richest woman in the world. And she's giving most of her money away. Yeah, but also we have that billions. Oh, okay. Yeah, but also doing. Yeah, how much? You can spend that money in. In her lifetime.

Absolutely. 50 lifetimes. But now she's getting now Mrs. Gates is going to be worth. I mean, you say she's getting 70 billion? We would imagine so see at 38 35 billion dollars. That's for Jeff business Why you know she she dates a science teacher? She also yeah, she also had a normal Yeah, yeah, the science each litter dns. What's up big bitch? Hard I worked. It worked. Hard out of it. Yeah, it's gonna be big bitch.

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She really, when there were 20, she didn't. Now, now Mrs. Gates, she's a computer programmer. She created, uh, Millinda Gates was a lawyer, because she, she was something. I feel like she had a hand in Microsoft, but not necessarily creating Microsoft, the software engineer.

You'd have to be pretty smart to be with Bill Gates. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think they're dating Bimbos. No. No, no, no, Jeff Bezos got with that girl with the cock guy, though, the bitch. I mean, while they were getting successful creating their companies.

I think now they're definitely from the different states. Oh, by the way, this is our hot boy class. Introduced to the Apple too by our father and school teacher, she was an manager. Yeah, she's a beast. She graduated from dollars, from Ursula and Academy in Dallas. And you know how good they are.

Earned a bachelor's degree. Yeah, the computer science and economics from Duke University, that's no joke. Yeah, she's more of a foot. No, I'm and I'm not saying she's not smart Well, I'm saying do it. She probably helps out with the company. I I'm just so so big head smart big head smart big head smart big head is richest fuck no big head Too many the second richest woman in the world. Absolutely. Maybe the richest out you do depending on how that goes down Sam triple he believes that as it lives inearth. There I said he's right.

And he'd be correct on it. I love Sam. Now to quote Drake, you weren't with me shooting in the gym. You know? Now Bill Gates made up many nights, creating fucking IBM, right? Many nights. Microsoft.

Microsoft. And she had no part of that? Well, no, because she's not a fucking computer software developer. Didn't say something in there about her. That's reason computer science, right? Yeah, she was married to him for 27 years and she was part of the foundation stuff. Like, she did a lot of stuff with them. I forgot, she became marketing manager with Microsoft.

Oh, so it was already created. Okay, cool. Being responsible for the products. Yes! Oh, so it was already, oh, cool. Yeah, okay. Oh, so he did all the work? Okay. Oh, she left Microsoft that year and reported folks on the family

Okay, just check it. But she'll get she'll get 70 billion that makes it not super a lot of money Is that super fair? So as a guy dude if you make a mistake in your rich and you got and you get married you dude the law is not on your side am I right? The law is not on your side. Am I right? Do you believe in pre-nopes? Yes, but I hear they don't work all the time Really, I've heard Because it because I heard because one of my buddies he In airtight pre-nope. Yeah, well, I didn't have one. I would never have done it in my case But you get airtight pre-nose and they'll do it because you have a

Business and other people are employed to protect the business. There's pre-nubs. Well the thing with it. Yeah, tell the two of you guys. I know this is my buddy who was the divorce. I'm just telling you what you said. No, you because she said she signed it out of distress. There's a lot of that. And so that's, and that's how, that makes sense. How he was able to house, so that strategy would be to get you in court so that you go, is it worth going through three years of this that I'm gonna have to pay the bills anyway?

It also depends, like if there's kids involved, if I mean my girl ever broke up, dude, I want her to have all that should take care of the kids. I'll live in one bedroom apartment, I'll be fine. That's what Kevin Hart did with his, first wife, his, that's five hundred. That's how you should do. Yeah, I mean when there's kids involved It's like yeah me. They're more important than you are. Yeah, there's bigger than you What else you got you

You're gonna make your girl sign a prenup if you guys got married No, do you believe in marriage? Well, what's this take-talk? Oh? I'm going to make Stevie's side up pretty now. I don't even know if I'm going to get married. Well, let's say you do. If I do, let's go ahead. Whoa. Yeah. Brian Kessel, look at the hideous shirt.

I have to. You have to take the feed empire. Yeah. So Ben Affleck is a single now. He was dating that really, really beautiful actress Anna. She's a nice guy. I was dating that really, really beautiful actress Anna, she's in Nive's out. Anyways, he's on Raya now. He's on the dating app and a girl matched up with him, but she ultimately unmatched because she was like, what are the chances

that Ben Affleck is trying to match with me on Raya right now. This is probably somebody who got through the system and is fake. So she unmatched with him. He went out of his way to DM her on Instagram saying, Hey, why did you unmatched with me? Did she post it? And she posted it on TikTok. What a cut.

Damn. I would cheat you, man. You should've said it's me Batman. Go down. He says me Batman. She's done it in the back. This is a video. OK.

Yeah. Go down he says me bad man. This is a video. Okay. Yeah God girls will do anything for cloud I look so natural. Why did you unmasked me? It's me. That's Batman dude. It's Batman. He's a stud. That's not I love that outfit No, he made him in jail or hang out again. Yeah, there we go. That's that's what we need is she's Into attention isn't she I feel like a lot of people on tiktok. There's like a group of people who get famous off of She probably did you a favor boson? She did him a favor. She is Impossibly beautiful though gorgeous. She's also all about herself boy. Yeah She's beautiful though gorgeous. She's also all about herself boy. Yeah, she's hot Okay, I like some crazy. Yeah, that's that's crazy. That's expensive tail

So T-Pain is really big on streaming video games on Twitch and recently he was playing with a bunch of people on Call of Duty there was a random guy We don't know if it's like a kid playing with him or just a on Call of Duty. There was a random guy. We don't know if it's like a kid playing with him or just a random dude who was trying to be fucked up. Started calling him over and over and over, and he caught it on his stream. He then proceeds to beat the guy who was being racist against him. There's a lot of racist among there, right?

Yeah, a bunch. It's video games. It's kind of like the way he, the way he, the way this all panned out. Yeah, the way he handled it was pretty funny One of these I want every single one of them. Is he doing this? He's talking that shit. I want the whole thing. He's talking that shit

He's just watching He's fucking great. He's so good. He's about love him. You don't know what he is. I'm fucking old. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Maybe he saw the one of the mass singer.

Yeah. Oh, what? You watched that. Do you? I've seen it once. I've watched it once, but I will. I'll go on one. Yeah, go ahead and check it out.

That's good. He's popping off on TikTok. Recently, he made a video talking about he didn't know the feature on Instagram where in your DM requests, it has in chronological order, then it has people based off of how many followers they have will go to the top. He didn't know that there was that feature and he accidentally ghosted a bunch of celebrities for the past two years. Is Beyonce DM him?

Yeah, a bunch of people DM him and he was. It's Beyonce D. I won't yeah a bunch of people The M. Damn and he was like I didn't know This was a feature He recently linked up with Jamie Foxx to work on something because of it. Oh hell yeah, yeah, Jamie Foxx can sing Oh, he could sing Yeah, the album back how much Jane go last night man, you can still such a good thing go that's one of my top favorite. Yeah Top five might be the best well, I think once planned Hollywood, but might be top top five. I love Django. That's one of my top favorite. Yeah top five might be the best well I think once planned Hollywood, but might be top I haven't seen that one yet. You mean Quentin Tarantino's

That has be top three has he ever made a bad movie content? No, no, no, no, and glorious bastards. Oh, I love I'm on Hiction Reservoir dogs what? I got to check reservoir dogs. Okay, okay What? That's a good one. I gotta check Reservoir Dogs. Hi, I'm Josh Killed, Late Night Talk Show. So Conan has announced that his show

is gonna come to an end on June 24th. And it's really just because he's moving over to HBO Max, he wants to be able to get on a platform where he can speak freely and speak to guests that he wants to. So he's taking more of like a regular podcast route rather than Late Night Show. That's awesome.

Yeah. I mean watch your cut off his eye and you're gonna learn from 12-3-0. It did kill, it did kill late night, didn That's awesome. Yeah. I've been watching Kenoffer's Eye Grimmer from 1230. It did kill. It did kill late night, didn't it, Pod? It really did. It, it, it, because I think I, I, I, I, I, a theory on that. Because celebrities come on and they just promote their movie. Nothing's real.

I watched, I watched the 1990, 1989 with Tom Cruise and it was right after he'd done, I don't know, top gun or something. And it, when he would go on, he'd be on for five minutes, maybe less three minutes, four minutes, whatever it was right after he'd done, I don't know, top gun or something. And when he would go on, he'd be on for five minutes, maybe less three minutes, four minutes, whatever it was. And when you saw a movie star like that, it was such a mystery. All of us were like, that's a mystery. That's a movie star.

What is it, why it's like, when you see, just a glimpse of them. And that's why those talk shows were so huge. Because how did it talk? Like when you saw Subestus Sloan, you were like, in Demolition Man, you're like, how's he that muscular? He must be eating so well and not take it. But you had gonna talk. Like when you saw Subestus Sloan, you were like in demolition man, you're like, how's he that muscular? He must be eating so well and not take it.

But you had no idea. Yeah. Not taking it. Everything was in his mind. And now with podcasts, with long form discussion, all that goes away. It's like there's something. But also there's something like that like, I'll see Rogan with the vaccination talk. And like Rogan's like, I'm not fucking doc.

I just shoot from the hip. Right. That's why Rogan's so big because he's authentic. Yeah. But now you're like, oh, why doesn't, you know, try to shoot from the hip. That's why Rogan's so big, because he's authentic. But now you're like, oh, why doesn't Ben Affleck or why doesn't it Leonardo DiCaprio do more interviews? He's like, oh, because if he says something that you don't agree with,

you're not gonna see his movie in cancel. Yeah. So this woke lab, you're scaring all you get from being authentic. Of course. But then you gotta pioneer's like Rogan, you're like, nah, I'm gonna stick with him. Part of it is also actors don't have that much to say a lot of them

No a lot of them are not that interesting But some but some of them are like Will Smith is a beast. Yeah, he's great on those. Yeah, those you don't really do podcasts No, I'm talking about late night shows. Yeah, but they're all kind of lame like they're all selling something like they're Oh, yeah, you have new album coming out. I went to a Conan taping and it was just yeah, just the interviews are just kind of you remember we did The cocoa pot you remember we did that like the after dark thing No, it's like we weren't on Conan. We're but we're on their side show No, didn't wasn't that stern or that was stern too. Yeah, yeah, my our PR guy was like, oh no, we booked stern

Like holy fuck, really? Sort of. Sort of. Well, it talks about the stretch on the after show with his crew. Isn't that Skrute? That talks recaps the show. We're out of the studio. Oh, I'm really sure y'all killed it though. You're on the show that talks about the show.

Yeah. It's what you make. Very strange. Yeah. But how are Stern? I'm gonna listen to him forever now. Because he's so anti, like he's so, he's a germapho. He refutes the coming of the city, does the podcast from his mansion.

And he's like New York, and we'll never be back. I'm out of touch. I'm out of touch. I'm out of touch. I'm out of touch. Like what happened to the rebel? We all fucking used to love, man. That's so far gone.

That's what a lot of money can do to you. Yeah, I take. I take your edge off I love it like a year ago or maybe two years ago one of his guys brought up Rogan He goes that gave me make money podcasting and then he sees the Rogan deal is like oh shit Damn now how it still makes more but still who's listen to serious Your rental cars kind of your rental car. He was kind of a boss stuff You're like serious radio. These stuff's subscribers.

Yeah, I was gonna say they still have a bunch of like, but it's fake numbers because when your rental car, you get a car, it comes with it and they count those as subscribers. Oh, so they did. When's the last time you're on the street and someone's like, dude, you hear that Houch Stern interview?

New one last time we listened to Stern was, me and Jay listened to it still. When we were in Idaho, yeah, and the car we rented, it was playing, yeah, all the rental cars have space car we rented it was playing all the rental cars. Yes. So they can't all those rental cars as subscribers. I mean, serious. I mean,

Sarah's can't keep up. What else you got? Triller fight club. The head said they're going to. They have some VPNs of the illegal streamers, right? So they can actually find out. They're saying that they can go through VPNs to get them So they're saying anyone who's illegally streamed it to just let us know and pay for it and then we'll let it go I bet it's about millions of people

Yeah, but like I know everyone's like oh, they're lying about their numbers I get that but you know like all those young kids that streamed it I bet it's two three million streamed it so they can get half of that. I tell them at 1.5 million. Yeah, they per view buys The thing is that but so VPNs they're saying they can go to the actual VPN owners To get the their IP addresses, but VPNs there the reason why people buy them is this you don't know your actual IP address It scrambles it up, right? So that's where it gets tricky You don't have to be a support battle. I don't quite believe this on the board. The trying to scare him into anything.

Exactly. That's what I thought, the VPN protects you. Exactly, that's what the whole world is doing. The government don't take that. People hiding money in Switzerland. And they said to all these wealthy people, they said the Swiss government, they said, we worked at a deal with the Swiss government

and we are gonna open, they're gonna let us in to see, I think it was like, 25% of all the accounts they have. And they're just bolster American. And they said, if you tell us now and pay your taxes, you'll be fine. If you're one in four, if you're unlucky, you want to roll that dice and you come up with a one, you know, you're fucked. You're fucked. You have a 25% chance of losing everything

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He's doing bad you got 10 years in prison. You'll be doing bad I read I tried to threaten my son that I was gonna do it because he got me so mad I'm like let me tell you what I'm gonna let me tell you what I realized I wasn't doing it because he got me so mad. I'm like, let me tell you what I'm gonna, let me tell you what's gonna happen if you do that again. Let me tell you what happened. It's gonna be bad. I can't, I can't have a punishment.

I didn't know what to say. What else you got, Jin? So someone sent this to me a fan. I just forgot their name, but it was just a funny ad that someone put on Craigslist for this Pontiac fero. That's hilarious. And then if you look at the actual description. Mm-hmm.

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I would buy that if I had money like if I was like I just buy all that I just buy it. He's in Kelly. Oh, it's for granted. Oh, he's in Santa Creed. I might just buy that car. Yeah, buy that. Pretty cool right right there in the nighttime. That's a cool. You're cool. Only four G's. That's hilarious. I think Vince Von of the height of his powers drove a cutlass like a like an old cutlass., I'm stingy. He's the best Just one more it's just this news anchor who for some reason she was found naked in a car

Honour on her own in like a regular like like cold attack or something like that. She's a baddie. Yeah, she's a baddie. This chick. Oh damn. Yeah. And this is her Instagram. And did she get in trouble? Where's she out of the trouble? She was just actually went on the news and said she, you know, something happened. I'll take responsibility for my actions. She's in Vegas, right? I think so. Well, she's, well, she's, she's smoking's smoking hot yeah i mean what is her personality it said east uh... eastern africa influx oh she's probably she's east african east african meaning ethyopian erotry in some of the uh...

she's in jesus yeah that's a that's a big problem she could be from zanzibar zanzibar i think i don't have a chance in the air who from heaven what famous singer was from Zanzibar. Zanzibar? I think she's from Tanzania. I think she's from Heaven. What famous singer was from Zanzibar? Oh, hold on. You know, yeah, I know. Leet's in her queen. That's right, Freddie Mercury.

Thank you. Oh, wow. I didn't know that. Yes. Yo, she's impossible. She's impossible. And did she get a rest? We've been naked.

Why would she naked? You know what I say? When she takes her shirt off, and I'm about to make love to her, I go, your breasts are impossible. Now check this impossible thing out. They did a rest here, but it's like reckless driving because she wouldn't do a sobriety test.

So you can refuse to do the test. Well, leave her alone. Oh, God, man. I mean, if you're a cop, go enjoy the rest of your night, dude. You got a gift, yes, me. Well, huh? I mean, look real. Yeah,. Well huh? I mean look real.

Yeah real fake but I don't care. Man that's incredible. All nanny. Congratulations. Nanny. When she was naked he must have been like, what kind of prick, I bet it was female cops. Because what male cop would give her take it?

I mean no I mean I'd be like wow this is thank you. Just go ahead and sleep. Just have a good night. You're not asleep, you're a good. You sleep naked. Have a good night. Yeah. Something else. Now that's a filter, but she's still. Yeah. I don't care. She is. She's definitely. Dude, could there be an easier gig doing the weather in Vegas? It's gonna be hot. I think it's gonna be real hot today. It's gonna be hotter tomorrow. Yeah Chunky go back go back cuz I like that. That's like the chunky friend. That's one of the other one This one here. No, no, no, not my but some guys step up. Yeah sure I'm a little light and he asked for that as we know

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And right when I got off stage, you said, get out of Arizona. You said, mood LA. Yeah, because I could see it. And then here we are today. Yeah, but I'm going to tell you this. You have a classic example of how you work. Hard work. You have an amazing attitude. You're a classic example of how you're successful. Hard work. You have an amazing attitude, you're a great guy and you work your ass off and you take

nothing for granted. And you are the blueprint for anyone who wants to like make it. Because you're as an eyeable. You come, he goes, I love Chappelle. I remember you said that. But I have anyone that could have any excuses of not to make it, it's this fucking guy. I know. It's the gap, you it, it's this fucking gap. I know. It's the gap.

You know, it's not that solo bar. And his stepdad will be open up the shows. So, my stepdad's before we meet, we repent. My stepdad's my feature. Yeah, he's my feature, we repent all of everything. We're good now. It's fucking great to see you. No, stepdad used to hit him.

Yes, he didn't get it. But you know, he did. I said, about Span, he's dead. He used to hit him. Yeah. He didn't get it. But you know, he did. He's about your dad. You're biological. Oh, my brother is dead. We're a damn like people. He must be so proud of you, man. Oh, dude, yeah, it's insane.

It's only gonna get better. Yeah. No, yeah, I suppose we're getting started. It's good. I appreciate you guys, man. I bet by next year, he's like, I can't go on the road with you anymore. It makes me happen.

That's what, but that's how she works. That's how she works. Yeah, my boy, Luis Alvarez, who opens for me, you know. Yeah, I love Luis. And Luis, he works so hard and he's always riding. And he's just great. And I said to him, I said, your job is to look at me and go, hey, Brian, I can't feature for you anymore

because I'm headlining. And you should remember when we were on the road together for like three months and then I just fucking spread my wings and start doing my own shit. Stop doing that. Yeah, don't do that. We're the big ass wing. That's how you say. Quick wings. Hey, fun fact about Luis and I, our dads were both in rival games. Oh shit. Yeah. Is that right? Fun fact, his dad fired at Luis's dad. I don't know. I don't know. I'm gonna go that far. I like it. Yeah, they were rivals games break it Tell Louise if we see him keep that same energy

Yeah, no, he's opening for it. Yeah, and Louise He skates too. He's a really good skater. Yeah, he can play his guitar And he's like he can get any more Mexican if you're over if you're if you can stay shaved You shouldn't on a skateboard but that's my I'm kind of I mean let's you pay a lot of money unless you're on the cover thrasher don't get your skateboard I'll be on the cover of thrasher that boat has sailed my man you know you too big for a skateboard name too big for a skateboard besides two seemly skate he can skate but also but also who who what 30 year olds been on thrasher

It if your name's not Tony Hawk. There's 30 year olds on thrasher First of all Tony Hawk's not in his 30s anymore. That's what I'm saying. Bro. He's 30. I bet he was on that brother There's a lot of 30 year old man on thrasher Rob Daredick. No, he's older. I know that's what I'm saying Yeah, a lot of it but he but Rob Daredick's in a different lane now. Yeah, we're talking about he was talking about you know I can't board you can tell me 30 year olds on the cover of UFC magazine none a lot of old. But Rob Deerex in a different lane now. We're talking about, you know. All right, you can board. You can tell me 30 year olds are on the cover of UFC magazine.

None. Why? Because they're old. All right. All right, so that's it guys. Kentucky, see you soon. See you, Philly. See you this weekend.