The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 685: Adam Carolla

Episode Date: May 12, 2021

Adam Carolla joins Bryan, Brendan and Shapel to talk cars, Adam doing 15 shows a week, completing The Groundlings theatre school, Jimmy Burke tripping on THC, man in backseat of a Tesla with no driver, Anthony Rumble Johnson arrested for identity theft, athletes vs swimmers and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Now, I wanted to say this, you got shoulders for days. I like saying things like that. That's been lifting. Both of us, you know, you said it. Here's a prom beat. Now, tell you from your friend here who grew up in weight rooms. Sure.

I've been doing it for a long time. Since fourth grade. Yes, since fourth grade, I stuck in a weight room. That's right. It's all finding dandy and I know the protocols. Yeah. Well, yesterday I went hard with our boy Mark Harley, Helen Mark Harley on Instagram in Japan.

Mark Carly is the, yeah, Mark with the main. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With the main. I'm the main. I love that guy. He's the best. I need to, you know, I just bring him on the road. Yeah, you got him.

He's like my service animal. He just, I have fun. He keeps you comfortable. Yeah. That is, that is not underrated. He's priceless. Oh, and he brings humor on the road. Oh, he's so fun.

He's so fun. He's a good hang. Oh, and he brings humor on the road. Oh, he's funny. He's so fun. But he's a good hang. And that keeps your quarters all level down. You just want to be around a couple of times. He's a good hang. So he's coming to Houston. You have to hang the hammer. Yes, you'll love him.

Yesterday I go, yesterday I go, hey, Bob, but you want to come to Houston. He's like, do I? Yeah. And then I told him, I'm fine, Mark, I'll take it. That's great. But anyway, so he takes to this workout. We're there for, I don't know, 90 minutes doing this.

It's back there. So we're doing all this shit. We were going pretty hard. We went hard. At once, sets of 20, my, I was like, I'm not so fatigued. And we ended on the battle ropes. Why was so big?

So I had to go from there to do what's up with Bren and Shobb for showtime. Yeah. Did that. Didn't have time to eat or drink anything. Then when they came this thing, they're for two hours. Then went to the new didn't have time to eat or drink anything. Then when I did King the Sting, there for two hours, then went to the new studio because they had to map out the construction

so I'm there with chinchens, map, you should sing chinchin' by the way. Map and everything now. So then I have meetings, two meetings back to back, 430 rolls of rally go, I haven't drank or ate anything today. And I'm driving home, I'm driving home, my girl's talking to me, I'm driving home, I'm driving home. My girl's talking to me.

I'm driving home. My arm starts to like cramp up. I'm like, that's weird. And it won't stop and start to twitch. So I'm like, hitting it like that. Dude, then the other one starts like, oh my god, what the fuck is going on? I'm driving home.

I get home, dude. My entire body. The entire body. One big cramp. Who cares? And I'm like, this. Huh. Tiger was saying it was dad. What's wrong with you? Tiger, I big cramp. Who cues you? And I'm like, this, oh, tyker was, I was dad, what's wrong with you? I go, Ty got, can't move.

Tyker, you're just a little beast, cause it's okay, pop, but so it's taking my shoes off. Sir bring me, he's like, he got some water. He was dad, he stopped drinking soda. I drink those stevia's all the time, he was dad, he stopped drinking soda and candy.

I'm not, can't even forever, he goes, I know. But then he brings me water, brings me water. Dude, I couldn't move and then got the worst diarrhea of my life. That was okay. That was okay. That was okay. So I looked it up and it's when you like really exert yourself hard and the body doesn't have the right nutrients. You know, like enough nutrients. I need carbs. Like I looked it up. I need carbs, protein and water, and electrolytes, dude, because your body, like you started, I didn't know that.

Well, about five days ago. I've been doing too long for this to happen. You forget, five days ago, our dear friend Jim Burke. Jimmy Burke. Now Jimmy Burke, one of my closest old friend, he is best storyteller. Yes, best storyteller. 59 years old, took a shirt off the other day.

Couldn't be more shredded. He has 15 and penis skin on his stomach. He has no fucking... He has like four skin overs, buddy. He's got no... He's got no... He's got no fat on him. Zero fat on him, right?

Please tennis all the time. Well, so he played, decided to play two hours of tennis and get a lift in. Forgot to drink and forgot to eat. Our buddy has a brain tumor, great story. And he takes THC, which has actually been amazing for his tumor. So he takes CBD and THC. Yep, but he gets from a doctor, he gets it in a syringe.

It's super powerful. THC, I think it's called like FHC or something. So his buddy, Josh goes, just be careful with this. So Jimmy goes, yeah, I'm not gonna really drink, but I'm gonna have some. And he takes a dot, he takes a dot, he takes this orange and puts a dot on his finger, like that and goes.

Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, talking, talking, little food, eating that today. And he starts to clear a table and he goes to the T.H.E. He's psychoactive. Well, he goes, yeah, he, about 45 minutes later, whatever. Yeah, all of a sudden, he goes, I'm having trouble, I'm having trouble negotiating these plates. I'm having trouble negotiating these plates. So he goes, I gotta get there, I can't really get the plate from here to there and I'm not sure why.

Yeah. I'm gonna sit now well All the sudden he's totally conscious he can hear and he starts to shake and he can't keep his can't his head won't go up And then he can't open his eyes Look then the old lids give out now the old lids give out. Now the old lids give out. But when the lids give out, now we got a problem.

And that's the, even with so many, you can plank, you know, you have the locked in syndrome, you can plank like the alphabet, there's that book about it. Well, not for him. He loses his, so he's like this, and his body starts to be a wild too. And it, he's totally conscious,

and he can hear it, and then what, he's stroking out, he's stroking out. Oh no. They're like, what the fuck it because I'm going he's stroking out. He's stroking out. Oh no They're like what the fuck call an amulet so he's hearing His mind he goes I am stroking out There he goes I brought I couldn't lift my head up or open my eyes my body shaking So he hears He looks like Adam just a little drunk Adam literally look like This is really getting made

He was looking down at you. Yeah, he was in this room. Yeah, I guess. T and T. Yeah, he less excited to be here. So Jimmy, like here's the pair of my students at Rommel's Rommel. On the phone, he hears the doctor go, yeah, yeah, this happens. He's having a severe allergic reaction to THC. Oh, oh, it's dehydrated.

Yeah. No water and how old Jimmy? Well, no parametrics. He's got 59. Jimmy's 59, I'm 38. We should both know better. I know, and he remembers being taken, picked up, and as he's being picked up to put on a gurney,

he remembers this car, like this car. Ugh. And just throws up everybody. And they got better. No, he didn't. He didn't get better. He came two, three hours later. He's playing with me in your body.

That's why I don't like it. Three hours later. So what they just took in a hospital. You went like this three hours later, he went. And he goes, he's still going to, he said worst experience in his life. He could not. And he just took a little dot. A dot dude. If said worst experience in his life. He could not. And he just took a little dot, dot. David.

Super high constrainant, which they have. That's terrifying. Oh, couldn't move. Have you ever taken, like, I give me some of that CBD that I have on the high black label? If you take too much, dude, you wake up so groggy. I go. It's hard to shake.

Like, you're in a fog to about noon. What's, because you gave me one. What's the milligrams you're talking about? God, it's hard to shake. Like you're in a fog to about noon. Because you gave me one. What's the milligrams you're talking about? God, it's heavy. It's heavy. I took hash brownies and I paced the rug for the entire night. And the clock was going, like one minute took one hour.

Did you be like, how much time is time? Be you know what I was thinking about when we were in the room. I called my poison trough session. We were in the hospital. We were in the hospital. Where are you? I go, ah!

I go, ah! And then I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go I was thinking about you the other day when we were in Austin. You remember when you and I were with Aubrey Marcus at like that pet house and when you and I smoked weed and you kept trying to make me laugh. I was laughing so hard. I almost fell off the top story. You almost fell off the balcony.

Yeah, what was it? I was killing Austin like years. What's up brother? The great Adam Crow on my face. Listen man, you ever feel like just having a cold one, but you're like, man, I'm on this diet. There's so much carbs and it's so much sugar. And I don't know what they put into it.

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But what's but there was traffic To weird one to get out of the game I want to know what you came in dude not that came though All right, I don't know what we're even talking about why are we delving into my sexuality? I just felt like we're gonna talk sports and maybe sure and there's something I got a Lincoln You know whatever you know SUV with black label or whatever. I'm not daddy vehicle, the daddy vehicle.

Dude, like, I have a lot of cars, race cars, I love all the cars. Well, not that, but I'm basically like some, you know, high-falutin chef who goes home and eats top ramen and spaghetti. You know, like, you know, like, I'm like, you know, when they're ranting raven about you, we're at the Revenstoot in Naples. The car, it's this car collection, has to be the best car collection in North America.

Oh, you went there? Well, I went there because I did, we were doing a performance off the hook. In Naples, we had off the hook. I went there too. And this guy keeps going, hey, you gotta come to the Revans too. You gotta come to the Revans.

My brother's a big car. Guy, big fan of yours. Yeah, it's the Simeon collection or whatever, right? You know when you sent me your friend's car? Dude, it was like those, but. What kind of car was that? What did I sit in? I forget what it was.

It was a Porsche. But they have the first Ferrari ever, they have the first time, beginning, they have all the Porsche, it's nuts. Nuts. Oh, they have real nuts. Yeah, have all the Porsche. It's nuts. It's nuts. Oh, they have real nut. Yeah, this is the place. Yeah. Yeah, they I mean, it's like it's a deep dive if you if you want to really geek out on the best collection I've ever seen in my life. It's the best collection I've ever seen.

Yeah, it's it's some crazy. I mean, it's so it's the most expensive cars in the world because the most expensive cars in the world, you know, 20 years ago used to be like old do's and burgs and old forrries and stuff like that. Now it's old race cars. Yeah. So'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you.

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car got flipped. Oh wow. It barely has, it doesn't have a roll cage. The guy driving it is named John Morton, friend of mine. He Used to drive some of my dots and race cars like back in the day. The flip, the roll hoop got all bent forward. He was underneath the car. It was crazy. If you, I don't know, punch in like Scarab rolling Laguna's sake or something. But anyway, so here's the Scarab story.

Scarab was the inventor of Scarab. So there was all these guys trying to make their own cars back in the day was like a weird free for all in the fifties in the sixties right so guys that carol shellbee yeah carol shellbee contracted with bristol who made sports cars in england

and he got a bunch of their chassis and brought him over here and he put the american v8 in it and now we have the Cobra, right? But Carol Shelby didn't build the chassis. I mean, he modified it a lot, but it already existed. That's why it's called like an AC Bristol or a Cobra Bristol or whatever it is. That's John Morton. Yeah. So, he was in the race before mine and he just got clipped coming over the there was a there was a problem with a car coming over the top of the hill and everyone spun out and he just got hit

God roll and he rolled you know it's a 20 million dollar car that cars that that in the collection now so Lance Reventlow started scarab Lance Reventlow is of the Revlon fortune. Revlon. Revlon. He died in a plane crash like in the early 70s or something like that, but he started Scarab. Scarab was close to where we are now in Venice Beach, California.

And Carol Shelby, he tried with Scarab to race and beat the manufacturers and the cars broke down and it just didn't work and Shelby came in and took over his shop. So Scarab was in Venice Beach, Shelby came in and he took all those mechanics and he took all the Lance for vent lows like machinery, this little shop, and that became Shelby. So we owe that to you. Yeah, and it's probably three miles from here. I don't know that. Damn close.

And when a car like that, that's 29 hours rolls, and it looks like it's trashed, how do they restore that? I mean, they don't trash it, they like, no. There's a guy, who, do you remember the gentleman's name? We showed this round, but he's the head mechanic. No, Pedro. I saw that that car guy the gentleman's name? We showed us around but he's the head of the canning room. I saw that car got that car got rebuilt in Van Ayes.

There's a that specific one. Yeah, they I saw that car after it was wrecked and they brought it to a guy in Van Ayes and you got to be old school at the English wheel. You know, you got to know how to shape metal and fabricate whatever. And he brought it back and they just make, they just get the same old plywood bucks and stuff. They start bending the metal. And you know, two years later, it's this guy paid around that Revin

stu. It's his job to rebuild them. And they had a picture on the wall. It's black and white from like 1920s. And he's like, we're trying to just from the picture and then you see just the chassis, the frame there. And he's like, so we'll look at that and then try to recreate it to a tee. I wouldn't think that he goes, but he goes, we're stuck because there's no pictures from the, like, the cockpit from the driver. So he's like, we don't know how the dials, like we don't know how that, that craftsmanship. I always worry, he's going to go away with 3D printing and computers and stuff. Like you always wonder if they'll, because there's something about that, the eye and your

hand that makes it so beautiful. I don't know. It's the imperfections. Yeah, it is, I mean, obviously it's a Dine art. Everything, I don't know, people probably lamented like 100 years ago, people were doing a podcast going, who's gonna make the saddles? In the moccasins. Who's gonna tan the leather?

You're not gonna fucking cares. We'll be watching you porn. What the hell? The saddles. There you go. It's true. Well, Logan talked about that. When he was doing, when he started his podcast,

it was like one of the first guests in C guests and cigarettes that he walked out of the pot like where he was doing in his room And we get red band was like what the fuck is he doing red bands? I don't know dude He likes to do this thing retox in the mic. Yeah, I'm he wanted to do What the fuck is he doing? Yep, he's the I don't just likes doing it. He doesn't care me. He calls me make any money He's no, no, he call me. He makes any money? No. No, he called me and said, I know. He called me. He goes, I'm doing my own stuff. I go, what do you mean? He goes, I'm going to do Joe Rogan TV.

I remember going, and I remember him, he had Red Man farm around the comedy store with a camera doing Joe Rogan TV. And that's where the crowd goes. I was seeing stuff and all that. But also remember to be fair. That's what they came from. Yeah, to be fair. When you and I started podcasting.

How many of your acting friends made fun of you. Oh my God. Oh my God. I kept telling him. In fact, in fact, some of my friends were like, you know, you're doing this podcasting stuff and your acting is just gonna go by the wayside. And then, yeah.

Yeah. Now, I'll stick to podcast. No, but there's, I, well, there's, well, no, not Marin, but there's like two guys in the space who work, definitely work harder than I do. How many shows do you do a week, Adam? Me and my brother- Oh, my brother-

Me and my brother- Oh, my brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother-

My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother-

My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- My brother- So that that would be five and then I do how long is that show like two hours? There you go, and then I do me and doctor Drew so that would be three more so now we're day And then I do a car cast nine and then I do a home improvement one 10 and then I do Nobody talks it was better at all. Oh, and then I do mean Mark Garagas do like a legal oh really? I guess we're eleven or Gargis do like a legal show. Oh really? So I guess we're at 11. We're always doing that. That's good enough.

Five motivational podcasts. I guess 12 and then yeah, probably 15. That's it. I'm saying is that. Dude, damn. That's fucking crazy. Yeah, it's weird. It drives you.

What is it? You just have things to say and you're just interested in something. You know, I, you know, I, a couple of things. Like, first things first, like people always go, oh, you work so much. I go, is this work? Is this what we're doing now work?

I mean, I know what work is, you know? You know, work people fucking, you know, work, work meant you got on the roof or under the building, you know? And then like, work was like getting dirty, work was moving stuff, you know? I grew up with work really meaning, like something tactile and physical.

Like, work meant you got paid by the hour and you had to move shit or spread shit or rip shit up throwing a dumpster. Not work with your face, right? You're like working with your face. And I was like, when it's talking, talking. So to me, my mentality And I was like, when it's talking, talking. So to me, my mentality was kind of like, you work all day, for me, it was construction. And then

at night, maybe you go out with a couple of friends and you have a beer and you do this. So I had it so ingrained in me that this isn't work for such a long period of time that when I started doing this, I never looked at his work. And I was always curious, like, you know, I started 12 and a half years ago, you know, and I'd say to like, you know, no one did a podcast, but everyone kind of come in, you know, like Sarah Silverman or something like that and I go, you should do podcasts and go, how often?

I go like, every day, and they go, oh, come on, I'm not going should do podcasts and go, uh, how often? I go like, every day and they go, oh, come on. I'm not gonna do that. It's like, do what? She's doing it now. Yeah, you should be around the talk. I mean, you know, how many comedians struck up a podcaster in this pandemic? Well, he was doing radio 26 years ago.

I met you 26 years ago when I did, uh, Love Line or Dr. Drew. When we were doing, I was on Mad TV, we, the cast came on. That's right. Drew when we were doing it. I was on my TV. We the cast came on that's right And then I remember I remember it was funny because I remember You were surprising me with how witty you were and I was like this fucking dudes turn everything into funny Anyway, you were doing it back then. I told you you're the you're I've never seen anybody do I've never seen anybody do it Adam did which was get up on stage in front of a packed house

of Braia and they were throwing out suggestions like topics and he would go on. He would roll with it. But do a fully formed bit, basically, and he did that for an hour. I watched it and I came up to him. I didn't even, I didn't know that while I'd guest it on. I go, you're the best in the world at coming up with improvising on the show. That's my favorite compliment. I've ever received and I always appreciate when you say that. No, but I mean, that's just from the more than 10,000 hours. How many hours you've spoken, a million hours?

Probably one hundred. Podcasting, you did 10,000 last week. Yeah. Yeah. It's a black belt, 10,000 last week. Yeah, yeah. I built 10,000. Oh yeah, you're a grandmaster. Millions, thousands of those. Well, you did growlings, right?

Yeah, I did growlings. I don't, people have this sort of weird cartoon version of me, which is like, I'm just some thug that came off the construction site. I kind of nailed, kind of knuckle drag and just kind of blue collar douchey guy who has some sort of home spun widesses of like, they look at me as like a sort of comedy savant, but it's like, but, you know, kind of like

rain man with comedy. But the reality is, I was at the groundlings when I was like 21, 22. I went all the way through the groundlings. After the groundlings were done with me, because I didn't make it into being a groundling, I went off and started or helped start a group called the ACME Theater.

Oh, wow. I didn't help start that. I was at the ACME Theater, two or three names before it became Acme. We were like the two Rhodes players and the whatever, answering ad and the back of the drama log that my girlfriend found. Then I built the Acme Theater that was on Lancashem, which is now turned into something else in Noho back when they're trying to get like Noho off the ground so I had I had this real

training in improvisational comedy but No, everyone thought I just was a construction guy who was like funny, you know kind of off the cuff, but when I got into radio, in the reason I progressed so quickly, as soon as I got into radio, is because I had all this training. And I knew how to use the training. I knew, you know, yes and not only that,

but like I knew all the business of improvisation. No, I'm saying, but it's so intense for sure. I mean, right, training at the ground exists fucking intense. You have the audition just to take a class, right? You've got to go through like to get to the final, like Saturday night. It's so hard.

Oh, there's so hard. It's a Saturday life. Yeah, I watched Terrem Killam do it. Yeah, he went through it and it was like the amount of work that went into coming up with characters fully formed in situations. Because there's the ground links here and then what was the ground links to in Chicago where like like

like a second city or second city. I mean, there's a bunch of them. It's all there's a few big boys. It's great training. It's great training. Great. And and and then what they do, you know, it's weird because it's invisible and you don't get a certificate. So people, you know, when you weld, you know, you can weld. Right. But there's no degree, like no one knows who's been through it or has it. But they're, they're definite rules, they're definite techniques, you know, they're pretty brutal. Like I took my first groundling class. I don't know. I was probably like 22, 23. I was just making nine bucks an hour doing construction. I didn't have insurance for my truck

and I still gave the ground links like 250 bucks. And when we're done with my first like beginners course, they were like, you're funny, but you can't act for shit. Like you don't know which way to stand, you don't know what, you know. You know, because your hands hands I had all these all the people there were like college people who did drama and high school and stuff and I I played sports and then I got into construction I didn't know so they'd be like

we had to move a little further up stage no no not down stage up stage I don't know what up stages and they go to stage left, and that start moving like the other direction. No, and I'd pull my dick out, and I'd just go, this little thing, oh, there were six days that happened. We'd have to move left, I'd move right.

I confused rest of the left. So they were like, confused. They were like, you're funny, you don't know how to act, you don't know anything. And I was like, all right, they go, go take an acting class and once you complete your acting class, then we'll let you move up to intermediate. And I've seen them cut, like I have had classes with 14 people in it and they told 12 of them to pass the back.

It's like the back. To your point, I think a lot of people would be surprised what guys came out of the groundlings. Like, you know, Dak Shepherd did it forever. Yeah, there's a still here guys talked about it. And then like, yeah, I want to do that. Groundlings in Hollywood like all of that Shepherd was there too.

Will Ferrell, I mean so many great people came out of there. So many people who are working who did, who like you said, trained and didn't make it but you know still crushed but What did you see did any of you I see one movie in the Oscars? What do you think of Hollywood? Oh no, I saw the What do you told me to watch what no I did see satin men but the one with the girl who gets the revenge? Oh Promising young promise young What's the one with the girl who gets the revenge? Oh, promising young lady. Promise young, promising young lady. Yeah, I saw that on a good end. What do you think of Hollywood?

I feel like nobody's talking about, remember when a movie would try and a movie star would do a movie, we'd all be talking about it. Well, to be fair, I'm actually, I talked to our boy about this who's high up there in that Hollywood world. And I was making fun of the Oscars, and he goes, Brad and stop, stop, stop. He goes, everyone's

regurgitating the same perspective. He goes, you gotta realize this, granted, they are pushing this agenda, but it's also the studios and the main actors, they're not working due, because the studios shut down, so the big boys, they're not out right now. And also, they know they can't be in theaters, where they're making their nut, so they're chilling man. It's like he goes It's like you don't see Joe Koy and Dave Chappelle these guys Dave did but you don't see them torn around right now Or you don't see musicians dropping the biggest album because they can't tour right so the big dogs are just waiting in the shadows Waiting for this shit to open up and then you'll start to see it's too here

He's like the narrative, you keep pushing. I get it and yes, they're doing that thing, but the big boys aren't in it for a reason. Well, movies will be back. Movies will be back. But Adam mentioned Shelby. And it's interesting because there was a time where California and the gold rush and like, California was the Wild West, man. This is where Rebels came and this work people came,

you know, they're outlaws, they're bad ass. Like Shelby's a bad ass, dude. There's a lot of bad asses. And you look at LA, like you look at California, and I'm like, where's that? Yeah. Where did those people go? Where's the innovators?

Where are the ones to say, you know, Buckeye? Where's the, where's the, you know, when you tell me to jump, where's the people go, wait, wait, why am I, I'm down to jump, but why? Like, though, it's just a different thing. I think you're right, man. I think art was always supposed to be something that pushed the

status quo and and and and bucked against what everybody else was doing it's supposed to disturb it's supposed to be cutting edge right supposed to be well i mean fuck all you have to do when you think about california is just do this little thought experiment because i did a documentary on shell. It's called Shelby American. I think it's on Netflix. Shelby left Texas to come to Venice Beach so he could do his thing. So he could build cars and not do his thing. It wasn't open a candle shop or a cupcake

store. He built cars in Venice Beach. He came here for the freedom to do that because, and you think about what it would take. You got a paint, EPA, all the materials. He would be regulated right out of it. You could never do it. So, you know, in 1962, Carol Shelby comes here to bring to build cars. And in 2020, Elon Musk leaves here to go to bring to build cars. And in 2020 Elon Musk leaves here to go to Texas, to build cars. So that's all you need to know about what's going on

in California. Did you ever think about leaving out of them? Because during the pandemic, so many of our friends are gone. You know, they all moved to Texas or Nashville. Yeah, I think about all the time. Because every time, especially if you play dates and you travel around, you know, you go to Naples.

Oh, I'm too. You got to need fun for me for wearing a mask. I want to go to a coffee shop and then he goes, what are you doing? What? Honey, you don't have to wear that. Oh, I went to. I was, I was walking, you know, so you go to these places,

especially back in California, and I was in Naples for four months ago. You know, we're locked down. You do. And I was walking, I walked through some mall, and it was like, there's a movie theater. And it's like, it's open.

People can go in and sit in a movie. You don't realize what kind of liberties we've lost. Like when I was, I did Palm Beach for New Year's, and we were walking on the restaurant. People were eating in the restaurant. I was like, look at these savages. I was like, oh my god, what's wrong with that? That's right, man.

Like I look at them like outlaws, because they're eating that fucking, the California pizza kitchen. Like that's where it's on. That was back in January. Yeah, Arizona and Iowa and Des Moines, both, both, oh, no, it's completely open. I have that same feeling.

Yeah, so California has so many rules and regulations. You'll really hit home, I just got back from Appleton, Wisconsin. And when you go to around in these towns, for me, what always drive at home, as I'll see a dude riding a motorcycle with no helmet. I'll be like, ooh, he's gonna get in trouble. Oh man, you're supposed to,

I should've thrown it in. Maybe I'll get this sort of certificate from the mayor. We've become such pussy, I know we're so weird, man. On the same way, it's so weird. On the same way. It's so weird. The thing is, I wanna go to Europe this summer because my friend made a billion dollars and he's like, come to Europe. And you need a vaccine.

So I just wonder if, how long until we, because they'll, till they start, like if you go to a game or you're on a plane, how long till the vaccinated people are sitting over here and the non-vaccinated? What's kinda already happened? Like if you looked at the NFL draft, which was in Cleveland, you know, there's 60 or 50,000 fans that showed up live for the draft every year. That's what happens except for last year. But so this year, they didn't Cleveland. They show a vast amount of people

that, holy shit, it's fucking crazy. And then they really only focus and they, there was a barrier. There's a barrier and there's so there's Thousand-thousand people then the bear close to the stage it goes and this is a vaccinated area And these people can do this but at the games too it's same thing like a lot of in the LA games There's gonna be a vaccination area where the fans are so but then that would that but that begs a question now I have to show proof of vaccination which means I have have to have show my papers. Well, you know to perform at the comedy store now, you know, I talk to someone who hopes around the comedy store, they go,

yeah, if you, you know, if you want to do a set, you got to show your vaccination. Or take a COVID test. Yeah, you fucking take a day, take a COVID test that day when all weight this up. I am good. I'll just keep doing the road. Yeah, they're talking, I think a Dodger stadium

that they're gonna have the section for the facts and hate it We need to drinking fountain If you go to Texas like canelo fought this past weekends against Billy Saunders, the biggest live crowd ever in North America history. And nobody has heard of that. And nobody has heard of that. Not a single mask. And now, here's my thing, if you wanna wear a mask, wear it, I don't know, fuck, pick your fucking face purple,

I don't care. But, you know, in Texas, 70,000 people. But my mind. And then I'm sitting in Lexington, Kentucky, and I'm like, I'm watching that 75,000 crowd, and I'm like, why are we at half capacity? Right. It's just, you know, everyone has their different

weight relations. But why, why then, or how are we going to prove we're vaccinated? What is it? Is it something on your phone? That's what I'm doing. It's going to be on your phone. It's going to be on your phone.

Now, I have a car, we can get it digital too. Yeah, but then they're going to do this. So, on Delta now, they're coming up with facial recognition. So, I don't have to have anything but my face right and it's really convenient. That's like and you know If you do clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, clear, convenient, you gotta have, it all comes down to convenience. To be at what point, let's say those are the rules and regulations to literally travel free and not wear a mask, would you not do it? I will do it because I don't have time to do that. Would you do that? Are you one of those guys?

Yeah, no, I'm not, I'm not like, I'm not a, I've never been really a conspiracy theory guy and I've never really been a big privacy guy. But I will say like over this last year I have less faith in the government and I do feel like a little more like wait a minute the teachers unions were telling the CDC what to say so my kids could stay home for over a year from school. Like that feels a little dicey right there. And I've been seeing a lot of stuff involving the government, FBI and the CIA and unions

and officials and stuff. And I am kind of going like, I'm still not in that point where there was no Jews and either one of those twin towers that came down as I'm not that guy, but I'm trusting the government less and less. The majority of people are those. You should. You should.

You should look at the ratings, the majority of the public's losing faith in the government. But also, when you talk about privacy, I'm saying it's like, all right, whatever they're gonna do, as long as we open back up. But even with my son who's in preschool, when they went on spring break, the teacher goes, oh, you need to tell us where they're going,

and what you're gonna do for the break. And then also, if you leave the county of LA, he needs to be quarantined for 14 days. What the hell is that? I want to hold on. I'm not giving you any of this information. No. We're not doing anything. You're not obligated yet

But that's what I mean is that what what the biggest problem is that this whole country was set up sort of protected Individual rights. So as an individual you could protect yourself from government oversight, right? Yeah, that's gone. There's no recourse. There's nothing you can do you can go ahead You can do whatever you can but you can't be part of the school course. There's nothing you can do. You can, go ahead, you can do whatever you can, but you can't be part of the school. You can't walk into the school. That's the rule. You can't get on a plane. So, so the problem is you actually can't function without doing what they say. Because what I worry about is when, when everybody isn't cooots with the government, because everybody's eating out of the public trough, you can say, good,

if you're not organizing, if you're not a huge union like you are, you're like the stipend, the stipends out. stipend's out. It's like now business is open up, nobody is going to work because, you know, I have a friend who does, he's like, dude, I make more money from like government, from the stipend then going back to work. Thank you. He's like, why would I do that? Why would I go work my ass off when I can just sit on my ass, play video games and get

the stipend? In five speech, he never once used individualism, he never used the word freedom and he never used the word, when let's talk about China, he used it onceism he never used the word freedom and he never used the word when let's talk about China he used it once and he never used it like you just give us a large part that's crazy you say that because I was coming back from Philly in the airport and literally only one spot was open for like breakfast or food or anything and I'm sitting here like I'm like it's it's 8 a.m. like you know usually things are like open and then so there was this long line for this you know little convenient store spot and everybody's like what's going on and she's like we just can't find anyone to work. Tinky were once everyone's getting the unemployment.

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Like, we're all the government. No, we're fucking not the government. Otherwise, you government goes down a little, a little keep expanding the government. All right. Here's a hypothetical for the young lady. Let's say you're cat. Cat, are you single cat?

No, I'm not. She was a bad guy. Let's just say yes for the. It's a hypothetical. You won't be forced to execute this type of thing. I'm going to be around away with an alpaca. Yes, okay. I'm so glad.

Now, you're single and you're going on a date. Okay. What is more unattractive in a guy? There's, I'll give you three scenarios here. Okay. One is the aforementioned, I'm not working right now because I make more money staying at home getting paid by the government.

You brought a limited income and he's super lazy, right? That's number one. Number two, you see his key chain and it's got the Ralph's Club Land Year gone. That ain't a panty dropper, right? It's not. Number three, he picks you up and he's got the Uber placard on his tersel or and he's got the Uber placard on his

Tercelle or whatever he drives. I don't want to judge your car, but the point, what is it? I'm staying home making more money from the government, Ralph's club placard on the key chain or driving for Uber. The unemployment for sure. Oh wow.

I want a man who works. Oh no, no, no, no, you're not a guy. I want a man who works. Oh no, no, so you're not A. You want a guy who works. Yeah, I'm saying the least attractive. No, I'm saying the least attractive. The least attractive. The least attractive. If you're seeing a home just like banking off

of unemployment when you could be working, that's so unattractive. Especially if I'm out here working. Yeah, all right. They'll never do anything. But I'll take the wrong one. I'll take the wrong one. Don't never do anything. But I'll take the wrong. How long did you do with the placard on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on his, on slow, right? It's like, this is the welfare state. Yeah, it doesn't, you can't give people stuff.

It just, it doesn't work. It's a bad experiment. Like, it just, we've done it before. It doesn't work. People need to be motivated. That's the power of work. I do think we need infrastructure. I do think that an infrastructure bill of some kind

would stimulate, because the government would contract out to private business to make bridges and roads and put the power lines on the ground and all that stuff which I at least in California we fucking need right. We had there is a lot of bridge talk but I've never had a problem bit more rich. Yeah, I think he said, fuck in my head. Did you raise a little rich, so much more rich? I was talking like, man, I was pretty much as termites and it's made of wood. I've never been going down a bridge in San Francisco.

I'm like, God, I hope this thing holds up. Yeah. There's that one by CVS studios who goes over the LA river, old Factor, I've been like, I'm fucking walking this shit. I don't think I've seen it for my car. Right, but the fighting about that,

I've never been more talk about something that no one's ever had in this year with. Yeah, bigger, yeah, but we don't think about weird shit like this. So like the government actually does stuff that most of us don't think about, for example, when it comes to construction, right, when you build like you have particle board or whatever,

there's actually an agency that regulates whether or not those materials are toxic and where they come from, right? Or for example, another thing. So the Department of Agriculture does all kinds of crazy shit. When you take off in a plane, they, the people that shoot firecrackers,

which you'd never hear, they shoot firecrackers off, or they keep paragrim falcons in the airport, okay? Why? Well, that's how they keep geagraphalkins in the airport. Okay, why? Well, that's how they keep geese from flying through the airspace and getting into your engine. There are a thousand things like that. So who keeps track of the nuclear, with a high level radioactive nuclear waste that's everywhere, and who keeps track of whenever like the U.C. says, we're missing a nuclear

weapon or uranium, weapons grade uranium. You know who goes and finds that? Or you know checks when you have an event like Canelo, they have scientists that actually have radiation meters that radiers. So they're all these little things and they all come out of the Department of Energy.

And we don't realize it, but they're usually like just scientists. Yeah, that's what I think. Yeah, that's what yeah. But there are a lot of things that we don't we kind of wait, what do you mean with the Canelo event? So whenever there's a big event and there's like mass people, there's so much that goes in at the point security security, the thing about where they can pull off. 30 bomber, yeah, bomber, they get their weeks before like if the

president's fine into weeks and weeks before they're scouting the location They're they're setting up making sure there's no vans or random Arden you know those movies were Mark Wahlberg has to come out of retirement That's basically that's the plot branch But it's also like the Coast Guard, when you get lost at sea, and you know, there are people that study, they actually, the scientists that study like a rip-down,

well, so they have buoys, right? They have all kinds of buoys. Yeah, these are their jobs. I know. What do you tell us all this? I'm just saying that the government does you that we never think about. No, I think about it.

I appreciate that. I think about it. It's also like fucking pay my tax. That's true, man, of course. I pay, so I don't have to think about it. But like, I'm just, I think about it. I think about it, but it's also like fucking pay my tax. Man, of course. I pay, so I don't have to think about it. But like, what's your circle? I'm gonna turn this ship around.

I'm gonna turn it around. Thank you. Pointed bit of lecture on civics. I'm not gonna get new podcast listeners into this, but I'll tell you what, man, this side, be seated. This side, this baby. So it for saying it. This side, this maybe. So, it is true that they have the falcons and they get rid of the geese

because the bird's strike and captain solely and all that stuff, but they also have metallurgists who test those jet engines. And the way they test those big Rolls Royce jet engines is they have an air cannon and they fire frozen geese at the impeller bar right so is that true oh yeah oh look it up what a shitty life for the

geese are you serious what a heart well so what they what they do and they're probably not even frozen as a matter of fact because it's not a good simulation but what they do is they take the engine, they put it up on a stand, they bring it up, they get on the throttle, and they bring it up the speed, and they have a giant air cannon, and they fire this goose or this chicken or this bird into it to see how the impellers and propellers hold up, the mixture of the metallurgy is good. All right. Oh!

Now, here they're firing it into the canopy of a fighter jet. But there's definitely firing it into the jet engine into the inlet of the jet engine. Jet engine, all right. So this all up. Just brings me to my point, Joe. The reason I asked you here, it's about foul and in and in

plants. I'll tell you why. So there's also a problem with everyone traveling with their service pets, right? Because they get their fake notes from their doctors saying they have anxiety and they're actually, you know, you're in a flight with eight dogs, right? And they're trying to crack down on it. But they're trying to figure out who's got the actual legitimate, no, who, you know, blind person needs their dog, but then, you know, the Beverly Hills divorcee with their three schnauzers, you know, how are we going to fix this problem? I said, here's how gonna fix this problem. I said Here's how we fix this problem. We go to LAX We find the divorcee with the dog and we go do you have proper paperwork?

What is your issue? Is it general anxiety? You're seeing impaired whatever if we vet her and find out this is BS we take the dog We loaded into the camp BS, we take the dog, freeze them. We loaded into the camp. That's it. It's down to freeze them. We put it up on every single monitor. I don't want to see an end run by the other way.

I don't want to see an end run by the other way. We do the public service announcement to everyone paid. And then I pop my head in and I go, any question. Anyone else want to take their dog? Is he want to risk this? And by the way, some ISIS propaganda. We're pushing science into this. We're actually doing a test.

I love it. It would cut it down. Do you remember, like you get someone just like an angel and you're gonna take a mile. I can remember when people are bringing like p-cocks on someone brought a turkey on. I remember a squirrel. So I'm a big of thing.

Do you see that when Fabio was on a roller coaster? He hit the bird him in the nose a goose a fucking nose a bird It was a he got hit with a large bird. I think I think a goose was not a goose He would have killed him though, you know, well that's always 90. Yeah, anyone And he's like ha ha ha. He's a huge guy. Yeah, yeah, bring that up. I think it was a fucking Video of it. Yeah, yeah, up. I think it was a fucking video of it. Yeah, there's a video after. Yeah. Oh, like I'm just in the face. There's a how you expect to die or get a concussion. Hey, Kate, but it's also it's it's a weird like

maybe he made a deal with the devil, which is like you are going to have the gift of this matinee idols good look. You'll make riches untold from your looks but at some point a giant bird That bird just said fuck Fabio in his hair and just flew right into his face look at him did the bird die Oh my god, he's a he's a big. He's a, he comes from a wealthy family too. Tough, all relative, but. He does? Jimmy Berkshire Tang with him, yeah.

He, uh, there's also, is it? It's the big, you know, there's an over talking about birds. Look, since Fabio killed a goose. Didn't Randy Johnson hit a bird on that? The fastball. And they said the chance of doing it like one in six billion or some shit like that. Yeah, they got a goose with his face. Ah!

Oh, the goose did die. Yeah. Oh. I guarantee more people in California are upset over the goose being killed by five years. That's right. That's exactly right. Then have sympathy for five years.

Yeah, Randy Johnson, dude, is like 103 mile per fastball and just, have you ever seen that? The burgos. Yeah, it's unbelievable. Was it when he was with the Diamondbacks? C.H.L.A. Minus. Yeah, it is.

It's unreal. It is so crazy. It's crazy. But also, it's, oh. It's how fucking crazy is that. Look at that. It's crazy. It's so sick. That that look at that it's crazy That is so nuts, dude, but it's also good for Randy John Oh, because like oh is everywhere he

He can say whatever he wants now no one could ever question him like he could say to his wife I'm gonna go to the airport and I'll pick my friends up and then I'm gonna pick the kids up from school and she'll go, you're never gonna make do the airport and be at school in time, you know, I had a fucking bird with a bassist. You know what I think? You know what the chances are? I got this.

You don't think I'm gonna pull this off? Yeah. You're gonna have to swing my airport and pick up the kids for 20 minutes. You understand? What I can do. That's it. I hit a bird with a bassist. I don't think I can do that. That's pick up the kids in 20 minutes. You understand? What I can do. I hit a bird with a baseball.

I don't think I can do that. That's insane. You're gonna question me. You're gonna question me. Or if he's sitting around, he's got a rapper from a hot dog in the trash can. I'm talking down to size. I can think I can do it.

And you're never gonna make it. We're not in fear. I hit a bird with a baseball. You don't say I can do that. Oh man, man. Yeah, he's a beast. God damn it. Oh man, he's a beast god damn. Oh man Beautiful got to feel bad for the bird too because there were guys, you know through knuckle balls through chain jobs

Speed stuff, but he gets hit by the big unit like he gets hit by the guy with the fast And then there's rice Harper who's a stud got hit You know like some guys get hit and can do yeah, well, it goes No, yeah right in the face fucking face. It's like last week these guys throw Kevin Bay. Oh, yeah, he had the ball machine going 70 I was able to hit 70 miles now, but bear I couldn't get my bat around any faster I could never hit it you never hit it. No, I didn't I didn't I did Really yeah, I hit every one of them actually you know why why I couldn't figure it out Oh, I play tennis all the time

So the ball comes that fast when you're playing tennis so for me I kept hitting it I still want to see the video cuz I'm I literally hit I think I literally hit we can call You said you had video I do have video. Yeah, I have it on my phone. Well, I don't want to call him, because you said you had video. I do have video. I have it on my phone. I think I had, I think I had every single time. So weird. I'll find it. If you say you did it then.

I tried out for the Dodgers. You. Well, I'll bring it around. Yeah. Why? I don't worry. I was 18, eighteen as a blue chip project

you make quite the life now uh... so but in the in the compliment department first is this man given me my props on unimprovising which which i that's the number one but number two mean jimmy went down to veroach to try out for the Dodgers. Is a man show bit, right? Oh, Kimmel.

Yeah, we went down there, we're doing a bit. And Tommy Lasorta was there, and he was playing along, you know, and we were taking batting practice and shagging balls and running bases. And Lasorta was doing this thing like I you guys your Bersman to the uniform you should have got no business being on the field whatever But we still spent a whole day there taking batting practice and you know playing in a scrimmage and exhibition game and do you know shaggin balls and run base the whole thing and we just left and it was it was a funny bit and like

And we just left and it was a funny bit. And like, five years later, Tommy Lasorta was a guest on my radio show. And at some point, he just goes, if I could have got hold of you when you're 18, you could have played in the major league. Oh, wow. And I was like, he said that? Yeah, I was like, I want to compliment him.

Get out of here. And he's like, no, you could have done it. Like, I said, I'd have to throw you a hundred curve balls a day And if I did that and got holding him in 18 would have had the ability that's the greatest comment I was like that's the greatest compliment some of the sort of a legend. Yeah, or he was All right, that's the greatest I know the Also, he's wrong

Have you can't have major league? How many guys gave you the Which we don't believe and you don't have video I just said Kevin do you have a video I mean hitting balls? I hit literally I think every single one you keep saying that but they come straight at you Well, you have to do is figure it out. I mean it was 70 yeah, but any faster I couldn't get my batter out but now think of the own junk right no idea it's coming up based on the hardest sport that's right this is a machine that was coming and it was like exactly like a tennis ball I'm like and I go boom and hit it now by the way I only hit solid like you know when you're getting in there

but I don't have a fucking swing of that I just was able to come what's the average pitch is a speed dude. I mean and Look it up, Jen a fastball is right around a hundred sometimes Yeah, now guys are throwing hundred regularly, which is crazy 2015 Well guys now we get some Well guys now we get some Not six years ago Now let's the average speed of goose comes out of an air can Yeah, and she looked that up

That's more recent You can't get your battery around average is 92 that's a Same you can't get the average fastball or the average now guys are there is something I can't see how many guys in the majors throw a hundred Oh throwing a hundred now there see how many guys in the majors throw a hundred up throwing a hundred now There's so many because of the standards. Yeah, it's got a mechanic guys are bigger faster strong and they're throwing differently though There's a different way of throwing it like if you look up how many guys run a 4 3 in the 40 and then I fell now There's more than I see Metcalf

He ran against world-class sprinters and was in it. He wasn't in it. He was too thirty wasn't in it And this is this is the thing. He was behind, but he took 98. Way, right? I'll show you the thing. I got some on his bone that's going to prove you wrong. I was also in it. I said, he's got to go to the slaughter. He was what happened. So the net calf, you know, he ran a 433 in the 40s, 240 pounds. That's six four. Right. And so he ran a 4333 and he always said oh I have world-class speed and they would say then if has world then a fellow has world debt don't play that he goes he goes people keep saying NFL guys have world-class speed right well then the real like US track team they get annoyed with

that like that's not world-class speed man so he was like oh I would I would love to do it so his agents contacted the US men's track team they go why didn't he come out if he qualifies we'll put him on the team so they were foaming out the mouth to run against them right but chin bring that up. I just sent it out now I tell you just so you know well here's the thing just so you know He he I think he was point six behind the guy who qualified for it. So point six. Yeah, so if I run a 4 6 40 You run a 5 2 we're not even close public in this race he was in the race and what's the man a hundred yard yeah I was in a hundred meter he beat one of the guys he took the two of the guys yeah it's pretty impressive I mean he was

he was literally behind by that much the bridge and bring it up I just coming it's not not from not from the the boys who actually qualified I don't know these guys were all one guy was national champion he won I, I mean, he beat him. Well, you had to do this qualified for the team. He was qualified and good to the next. But he's so much bigger, by the way, he's two third year, two twenty-five. I'll tell.

Right, and these guys were all, these guys were all one or a seven, four, three. Yeah, no, that was not a good one. Is he strong though, right? They should have made a watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, football, you know, for. So these guys are all, it's eight minutes long though. No, I just just fast forward it

One that she was gonna leave you ever seen his body on The draft day. So so the pros were saying his issue they thought his issue is gonna be the start It's not off. He's in the race though. Look at he's in the race in the race dude. He's in the race He's not even close to those guys that won. That's so far off done. Come on. For a guy that is not a pro sprinter, he's pretty there.

He's pretty good. Definitely not terrible at all. He went a four through now. I think with what watch? With practice, with practice. You gotta come on. You gotta give it up. With practice, much bigger is than him.

I know. But look at him. He's in the race. Yeah, it's when they change the camera angle. That distance. It wouldn't put the camera on. At that level, you're talking. It makes all night.

That's got to an 80 to 100. Yeah, closing that distance is everything. It's everything. But the pros were saying they're phoenix at the mouth because they keep saying world class speed. These guys are on world class speed. Obviously, they did pretty well. But they were saying the biggest thing is the start. Because it's like, again, he's not training that.

Well, it's just repetitions. Because in the combine, they start the timer off you. This, no, there's a gun. So it's getting out of the gate. I have a phyllis off. But he did way better than they thought as far as getting out of the gate. Crazy atmosphere. Monster.

I think this, you get it, like my son, I could remember he's 14, he's turned 15 in a couple of weeks or something. But I remember like him talking, and you guys remember this, like from your youth, where you go, you know, they'd be talking about something and he'd go, oh, Darryl McDougalgo, who's that?'s the fastest kid in our class like he's fast, you know what I mean and it was like We're kind of enamored with it in a bizarre way like you're fast

But no one's faster than me in my car. Yeah, or our Southwest wide Like you can't run to Phoenix like yeah, we have this Obsession it feels very old and it feels like kind of primal but it is probably fighting and running or primal right? right in fight or flight right like fuck swimming who's the best at those two things or at least one of them you know and it's just weird thing and I feel like my son will say in a while, this guy ran a four and I'm like, what the fuck do you care? Like, I'm fast. Your mom is faster in her Tesla.

This guy ran a four to eight, like, it's weird and here we are, old dudes. I'm still like, that dude ran a, and there's no real application for it. But what is, what is swimming get so much attention in the Olympics? I don't give a fuck. Well, because we don't know it.

Because it was. Yeah, Michael Phelps. You say we mean white people, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's the last thing we have. Yeah, we wait guys that time. You're trying to hate that. We're obsessed with it. We didn't care about it before black guys started winning everything.

And now we can't. That's how it works. That's how we got. This is how we got. And we dominate for long. Dominated. Dominated. I still need to go ahead of that way. We were some of the names. Yeah.

All I know is Michael Phelps. You got Mark Spitz. A Jew. A Jew. Oh yeah. All five seven with a Mustang. Mark Spitz. Mark Spitz.

I'm pretty sure is Jewish. And here's a badass Mark spits is like in a sport where everyone's shaving their body down. He's like I'm gonna grow a huge To a stain hairy hungry. Wow. Yeah, yeah, Mark spits butterfly in the freestyle you Dominate that that is that feel Yeah, dominate that is that feel You sound so like you're lost Come on get on board

We look at MMA I mean a lot of it you know foreigners our thing. Well, you look at MMA, I mean, a lot of it's, you know, foreigners are dominant. Oh yeah, I'm not. Russian, Russia and Africa. Russia, yeah, Africa has the most chance. That's why we're saying we gotta got swimming, man. Got swimming. We gotta stick to swimming. I'm a tennis player.

I come off the ground. That's another thing. But okay, that's the other thing. Do white people dominate tennis? Uh huh. Not even European. It's European. It's European. It's, then in female tennis,

it's African-Americans. That's African-Asian. Oh, that's the best African-Asian. She's a bad guy. Why do people got hockey, though? Two. I know, but no one cares about hockey, really, you know? I know you might get, but.

Yeah, baseball's the best. And then think about hockey, man. That's so much gear on. We can't tell what color they are. It's not good. We're swimming. They're just wearing a speedo so we know. We know what's up, you know what I mean?

You know what they're talking about changing the logo, right? They're representing us. They look how much skin we're seeing, with hockey, cluz, mask, skates. We don't know what I can do. They're talking about changing the logo, and you know, for basketball, they want to make it Kobe.

And then for baseball, they want to make it the backwards hat, the signature, Ken Griffey. Yeah. You know, and there's like this petition going around online. Like, oh, let's have Ken Griffey as the logo. That's never gonna happen. MLB's never gonna let that happen. And for that, I felt they're like,

well, once you make Tom Brady the logo, that's never gonna happen. Who has the, what is the, oh, the baseball is just a head. Yeah, it gonna happen. Who has the, what is the, oh the baseball sister head? Yeah, it's just a, and then Gary West is the, yeah, his nickname was the logo. I wouldn't mind if they changed the NBA to Kobe Bryant, that makes sense, or Michael Jordan.

Right. Because the NBA's ran off of stars. Those other leagues are, they're leagues, like their actual leagues, they're never gonna have a guy as their logo. The NBA could, like, Like, swimming logo is? The swimming logo is just three fingers and then you put your pinch here, thumb and your tail.

That's the swimming logo. You see, Jeopardy? That's the swimming logo. The Jeopardy guy did it. Yeah, the Jeopardy guy. He just like, he's swimmer to me. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. Oh yeah. The Jeopardy guy. He just, like, got swimmer to me. Yeah, but this, yeah. Yeah, that's it.

Yeah. The jumperie that gets for, like, okay, but you have a lot of shit. I'll go, like, just swim around. He got a lot of shit for that. And all he was like, okay, like he won. He's like, yes, he won. No, he was like, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he won one, two, and three.

Oh, wow. So he won the first round. And so if you look it up first off, it's insane, because there's a total context. So he's going one, he's doing one, and then the next round, he's doing two, and the next round, he does three. And then when he got to three, everyone's like,

oh, he's a client. I got a cheat. So this is a bad sign? Yes, how would I know? Well, that's like my joke. They took it as white power, but they do it. Yeah, they do it. I gotta see this.

It's my joke about that. What? They can find fucking, they just. It's the same three. Yeah, they can find racism in the way a post hunter finds ghosts, man. It's like, come on. But to be fair, three percent, we are.

It never helps your cause when you look like a racist or begin with. And it's really sad, anything to his hair loss. That really sells it. It's his hair loss. The red tie. He looks like one of those cops who's gonna be indicted in an uneventous act.

That does look pretty. That's like, but it's not though. Like, again, it's the one, two, and three rounds. Yeah. It's just his whole- Is that the way they hold it up? For the swimming mates? Swimming mates. I'm talking shepherd. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, it's just the way they hold it up for the swimming me

Jeopard I Don't know I don't know I don't think so though. We know I don't bring that up with the meeting Exactly what That's Adam's code for racing. You're like, to swim. You're a swimmer. You're a swimmer. I love to swim. You're pretty fast in the water?

Adam Kerrall. A code for I hate non-whites. Well, I figured out there's a code for everything. When I was 19, and I got my motorcycle toad and I was like paint and apartment buildings or whatever. And I was hitchhiking down Santa Monica Boulevard. Can't do that anymore. You can't do that anymore in this guy in West Hollywood.

He picked me up in this big Eldorado Caddy convertible. You may know where this one's head. And I got into the car. We're just driving down Santa Monica Boulevard in this big Eldo convertible. So I go, you hot? And the guy said to me, but I figured out this is gay code. He just looked at me and he goes, you wanna get high?

And I was like, oh, that means we go to your, that means he'd go, look, that means he'd go like, my apartment's right around the corner. Like, you don't have to say you want a blow job, that could end up. But that's good you use a better code word because what if I just want to get high, suck your dick in the process. Well rules are rules. You know, this 19 year old, I picked up the top of the show

I've been married for three years now I was like rules are rules You don't get high in the pool, this is never worth trying. You have some kind of that, Jim. Oh, God damn it. Oh, gosh. I don't know if I can get this kid. Look at Christian, can we keep called a MAGA, a little MAGA? He comes up with that shirt today. That's what it is.

It's not a lie, it's a matter of. I gotta compliment your crack staff here at the building because when I pulled up, I was behind the gate and there was just a dude sitting on an office chair like in the opening and I like looked at him and he looked at me and I looked at him and he looked at me and I kind of went like hey hey and he just kept looking at me and eventually I honked my horn and he's like what do you want? He was probably actually high. Oh he had to be.

He was super high. That's what they do back then. Yeah so he let me in and I was like, you like swimming? You swim, man? You swim, man? You do swim, man. I know, it was a big swim time. Three other guys.

You like swimming? Am I right? You like a high? Oh, good. All right, well, this is gonna be a huge downer. Oh, man. Oh, no. Sorry about that.

I was running water in here, by the way. Yeah. You knew this guy. Yeah, Brenner knew this guy. So this cold Brennan was my roommate for a little bit. University of Colorado. He's a wretched freshman and we would drive together in the freezing weather in University of Colorado during they called um, dirty dozens. And there's the way they would weed out the the weak links and we do condition that for in the morning I mean him used to heat my car up and then him or I would drive to the Fucking conditioning the nicest kid ever the nice kid ever. This is a kid who He you know When you get to University Colorado it's so competitive and he was a stud in California super stud

But when you get humbled when you get to the University of Colorado like Division One program, cause now there's seven other guys just like you. And he had this weird thing about him where he always, he had like that surface mentality where he was just like, it'll work out man, it'll work out man. So obviously he wasn't playing, he was the red shirt

freshman and he was the scouting quarterback kid was talented as fuck he goes cool leaves you know she'll call out because there's other guys that they kept put ahead of them so he's like that's fine i forgot leaves goes goes to university of Hawaii and becomes one of the best quarterbacks to ever ever play college football set all the records university of Hawaii finished third in heisman voting

that year and then got drafted I think like the six round to the Washington Redskins. Here's where get sad is He got in a car wreck and really fucked up his brain and was suffering from like some brain trauma And that's where things started to go spiral downhill and start doing drugs and then you know He was in Southern California, San Diego and did some drugs and there's fentanyl, it's laced with fentanyl and ended up killing him. Killed a lot of him. Super sad story.

Fentanyl always killed a lot of people. Kidding. Tom Petty. Really? Yeah. Fentanyl? They have fentanyl back then? No, he died back in the night recently.

This is sad story. Not the time he died in 1989, but the time he died from the real. Yeah, I don't know, recently. This is actually not the time he died in 1989, but the time he died from the real. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, they're, well, so one of the, so I've talked a lot of guys are like, security, Mexico, you know, experts, and they're talking about China going to Mexico and setting up labs and then.

That's where the fentanyl comes out of the cells, bringing it in. and in the george floyd uh... trial that the uh... what what's the officer showman whatever one of the things was when he had pills we got busted for traffic stopper something earlier a year earlier something like that we had pills but they were marked like as as pain killers but they were bootleg like fentanyl stuff

I don't think I don't know if people know what they're taking no I don't think they're just making fentanyl They're no they don't mean to that's like what pain that's how they that's how they think they're taking pain killers And the knockoffs are so good now that nobody knows knockoff is phenomenal They think they're getting like some form of cocaine, something like that, but it's so strong because there's fentanyl in it. Because it's cheaper than they can lace it with it. So that's how Mac Miller, she was thinking of a plant.

He thought he was taking his normal dosage, because he was a drug addict. And there's actually a ton of fentanyl in it and he ended up dying. So the, but what they did, the LAPD, they arrested the kid who sold him that drug and then also the kid where he got it from. So, two people arrested in that death.

Well, I thought they laid. I thought they actually laced the cocaine, right? They laced the cocaine that's right on. Yeah. But people think it was just not your normal. Yeah, he thought it was regular. People say they're taking drugs. People think they're taking drugs.

Or actually cotton or something and they're taking Fennel. That's their second movie. Lacing cocaine with Fennel. Yeah, I thought Fennel was a downer. Why would you lace it with fucking? I don't know, but like I just remember reading the transcripts he was a key ordered. Women, drugs and like booze and then didn't realize, like exactly what Brennus said. He didn't realize it.

Oh, didn't. And yeah, the guy got the right. And there's, you know, I watch intervention all the time, there's, there aren't season whatever, 19 or some shit. But there's people on there who are addicts, and they take like straight fentanyl. They're, they're tolerance is so high, they're taking straight fentanyl to the,

what the fucking bloodstream, yeah. Yeah, it's sad. Yeah, it's a really, really sad world. Everyone should just kill themselves 30 It never works out. We all end up like Jan Michael Finns You know What else you got you know and then such a studs you know we're never hand legs removed

Oh, speaking of Nice transition. Speaking of drug addicts. That'd be a FBI really Sponsored suspicion raised about Kurt Cobain's 1994 death. So they have to release the files, all the reports. And in the reports, you find out that there's tons of people and evidence that they're like, dude, he didn't commit suicide. You guys got to do a better job. Wow.

So the FBI is now releasing that saying like, wait, that'd be awesome. And clue letter from the official work in the US Office of Congressional and public affairs run to the letter sent to the US Attorney General, Janet Reno in 2000. So everyone kept saying like, you gotta look more into this, like you didn't do your job. You just say suicide and you get the fuck out,

but you don't look at the crime scene. Yeah, that gun does not make sense because it's like how long it was. And for him, it's like, they've had X-Warch look at it and they're like, it just doesn't, like that gun's too long. And then also, they're like, he couldn't even do it with his foot.

He couldn't do it, but also the amount of math that was it, or heroin that was in his body. They said he couldn't function to shoot the gun. There's no way. Well, you've got that much heroin in your body. You're not picking up a gun. You want to be able to sit down on the chair. What do they think, did it?

Courtney? Yeah. Really? And the letter, they think, you know, there's a gun. There it is. So here's the longest gun in the chair. What do they think? Did it, Courtney? Yeah. Really? And the letter, they think, you know, there's a gun. There it is. So here's the longest gun in the world. Here's the thing. Although the guy holding the gun looks exactly like a guy

who would be holding that. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. And then with that half, you're gonna swap him out with dude who looks like he came here with this guy. Get the guy who drinks black rifle coffee. He's got his tent behind the eye. Is that guy? Looks like he went out to his truck to go get a gun. Yeah. And he walked me in. I have the exact same one in my Chevy bag here

if you want me to get it for you. He takes his gun and his hair very seriously. Do you think they stage it a little like they direct it? Like, hey Bob Bob not so intense? First off you freaking me out. You're not gonna on me. I'm just taking a picture This guy looks like he's hell-bent on using that gun in the workplace Not hunting that got me dogman if you watch it though It's they and you get a real they have a private best-gatherer go through the whole scene like holy fuck

This is but let me circle back to the Jeopardy guy Flash in the It doesn't help your case when you look like the dude and Kirk Cobain Pouting all the time. Yeah, look in suicidal all the time. Yeah, when he does When when when he does commit suicide or doesn't we just just go, app, knew it, look perfect candidate for it. That's what the cops did. I got it on the suicide.

I mean, he did have the stomach issues always. Get it on the bed. So he would always take, that's why he starts. That's why he starts. Well, we know, like what if, like, he's not from, what do we heard Joe Koi committed suicide? We go, no way, we gotta investigate that. He's a happy, good dude, you know what I mean?

Kurt Cobain, yeah, what took so long? Yeah. He was always kind of down, man. And I think when you do heroin, you're self-medicating. That's tibbing. I don't know that you do heroin when you shoot yourself in the face, because what's weird with that was the amount of heroin in his body.

That's where it's all. But we should all. And also the note was actually two Courtney Cox, where they said it was a new life. Courtney loved Jesus Christ. Yeah's where it's all. But we should also, the note was actually two Courtney Cox, where they said it was a new life. Courtney loved Jesus Christ. Yeah, thanks for correcting that. The note to Courtney Love, was actually him saying,

he doesn't wanna be with her anymore. It's not a suicide note. And they figured out, it's not his handwriting. The end part, which is like, I'm taking my life, I'm doing this, they figured out that's the same thing. Oh yeah, they said the writings like,

yeah, they said the writings like, yeah, it doesn't match. It's all zero. Do right now, just in case there's someone out there that wants to kill us and make it look like a suicide We should all make a declaration How into life we are I would kill himself somebody's rich buddy in Europe I want to win if I do an up dad to play this I want to live yeah, yeah, man I've I love Katrina in the waves To walk in my daughter down the aisle one day and

to walk in my daughter down the aisle one day and You know the futures so bright. I got to wear shades Mind me dead you know what's up? Self-inflicted shotgun wound of a fucking chicken It's something she's just chicken in my face. We all four died by chicken The face chicken cannon in my fucking apartment. I didn't put it there Yeah, if you see me on a roller coaster at six flags I die by fucking a frozen goose. No that there's no real frozen goose out there It's all right fucking killed me. I'm gonna through that somebody trained that fuck

Excuse me. I'm a future Adam. How do you feel about Caitlyn Jenner running for a governor? Oh, can't get worse than news some of them, right? No, I'm I'm like somebody said to me I actually gonna have to do some of them, right? No, I'm like, somebody said to me, I actually went down to Tinhorn Flats in Burbank. Do you know about that restaurant? No. Oh, it's so fun. You go nuts. What?

Well, I don't wanna say. You tell your story in the cocktail, I get a little bit of it. Once we tell you about Tinhorn Flats then that's an excuse to kill yourself. I don't think we should do it. I don't know if we can go down there. You're just bright.

We do hear this. This is a piss y'all. So I went to school with the lapagians who are an Armenian family. And they ran this tavern in Burbank. Like one of the oldest bars in Burbank. It was kind of Honky-Tonky, kind of fun place to hang out. And so then all the COVID restrictions came in,

and Burbank is super militant Nazis over there. They're over-regulated. Anyway, so they close everything down, so they have a big outdoor dining area, and so they move everyone outdoors, and they're doing all the regulations, and all the hoops, everyone's got to jump through. But then at some point, as you recall,

they shut down outdoor dining. And tin horn flats is like F this. There's no science, there's no data to support shutting down outdoor dining. There is no outdoor anything, as far as covid goes beaches playgrounds parks you know outdoor dining just huge overreach by the government so they go you can actually see me on TMZ with my son walking into tinhorn flats and not on the internet close your eyes but i want you to mad

it's not the internet so so they so tinhorn flats goes we're going to leave our outdoor dining open not indoor but outdoor of course city of burbank gets involved and the way, if you guys remember the outdoor dining thing was shut down for three or four weeks, and then they reopened it because there was no data to support it. I've a friend who works on the CDC board and they in this kid goes, I'm sorry, why are we shutting down outdoor dining? And they're exact.

That's the wrong one. They said optics. Right. So now, so tinhorn flats defies them. Mark Garagas takes the case. They go in front of the judge and the judge basically tells the city, you've got to produce some evidence that outdoor shut them down. They put, first they blocked the door, they padlocked the door and tin horn flats like cuts off the padlock. Then they sandbagged the door and like, ply with the door, tin horn flats moves. Now they put a huge fence around it and completely shut it down like I went by there like literally cemented into the ground Wow, so really that was me and my son so during the

Protests because I went to high school with the guy and generally don't like this crazy government overreach I'm like I'll take my son and we'll go eat a tin horn flat. So TMZ caught us walking in essentially to tin horn flat. So, so we did this already. I mean, I saw the tweets all be blunt, you know, you're like fuck news. I'm Are you fuck news? So is this about, is this primarily about what's happening to the small businesses to the restaurant here or Shunz, I guess I want to be honest. Shunz is quite so. We thought we'd do that, but listen, I don't know who Newsom thinks he is. He's not a monarch.

No. Can't shut down society. He got to offer some proof why it's dangerous. And by the way, sheep, wake up, sheep. It's not Newsom. It's all the sheep that just listen to Newsom. It's not new sim, it's all the sheep that just listen to news. I got it.

So, so, uh, We should have never listened as he does at the point. Yeah, great. So, the opposite. I mean, that is our factor into allowing, you know, these businesses to be open, do you think that's the problem?

Do you think that dining out can, refute is, is contributing to the Not outdoor dining. Not outdoor dining. Well, not, I've not seen any studies. Right. So there's no data. Okay.

So we're gonna go outdoor dining. Okay, and I want you to enjoy your meal. I don't wanna keep you too long. This new, some recall thing. What do you think about that? Oh, God. It's terrible. It'd be nice.

Yeah, yeah. Do you think it'll gain some ground? I think it is gaining some ground. Because he's an imbecile and he's incompetent in running this state into the ground so hopefully we can uh listen we should recall him and just replace him with one of those plastic owls they put on it's so good but we better because I've said you can stop. I've said like anyone has ever worked in radio,

you'd rather have no program director than a bad program director. You'd rather have like no coach than a bad coach. You know, if you really think about life, like I'd rather have no governor, than a horrible governor. Yep, yep, yep, 100%. Yeah, I don't know if newsrooms get obviously he's getting recalled

But I don't know if he's gonna be out of the office because by the time that whole process happens California's me wide open so be my alright fuck it I don't know the people general I listen her speak and she was interviewed. I think on I think I don't know Who was but yeah, yeah, I was I was interviewed, I think on, I don't know who it was, but. Hannity. Yeah, and I was moderately impressed with what she had to say. I don't know, she seems, she definitely seems like an old school sort of conservative in the way that I think California needs in terms of like, you gotta have some pushback to this democratic supermajority.

You can't have just an echo chamber where everybody's big union and everybody is just on one side of the equation. How's it going? How the fuck is that going? Can we have some pushback and different ideas? Dude, I drove down sunset today because I picked up my car from the shop. Dude, when's the thing went down sunset?

Oh, dude, it's a shame. There's so many businesses, it's chanthes. It looks like, I thought I was in I am legend. It's literally just like dead. There's no sign. It's just everything's leased leased leased you go down there It's so sad. Well now so new some is This new thing is just gonna give everyone in California money now that's is that's his latest pledge Which is gonna keep people at home even more? Yeah, it's insane It's nuts. You know the you know what I keep always think, I always come back to this thing, which is like diet and exercise.

You can read all the diet books you want, you can go on the internet, you can be all, buy all the snack well, low cow, whatever, but we all know what it takes, right? Just, no one wants to do it, but it's just diet and exercise. Just diet and exercise. It's just, society's kind of that way too it's real basic shit and given people money and overregulant all the big grandiose plans behind the sky we're gonna give every kid in school a computer so they'll know it never fucking work it just doesn't work it's like die next exercise like family education

get back to the fucking base. Self-reliance in person, that's it, that's all we got. It never worked. Everything else, I wish all the other shit worked. It just doesn't, it doesn't work, it can't work. But yeah. I do think that that recall thing has scared him shitless. And I think that there's a federal

person who's sued California. There's a lot of come. Well, you know, where we work out at zoo culture that Jim zoo culture, the owner Bradley Martin, he just went back to court last week because he stayed open to the entire pandemic and they kept fucking with them. So I would show up there and we can park our cars. So the city took away parking. Okay, we were just parked across the street at the park and then walk over. So they would keep fucking when they turn off his lights. They turn off his lights, turn off the power. So they just keep fucking with them. And then now gyms are open in LA. And it's like, what, all right. So

what do you want to do? And he's like, I'm back in court. Like they're trying to make a, like they're trying to make me the example. Like this what happens if you don't have a government. Yeah, yeah, just for clarity, turning off the power as fucked up, but turning off the lights can be a courtesy. I mean, like if you I didn't mind it, you know, the bathroom left it on in the hall and somebody comes in behind. I agree. It definitely was from lifting.

I was like, that's kind of nice. He's not that crazy music But it's turning the power off. Yeah, bullshit. The lights. The lights. The different story. Yeah, cuz you look good. Better in the shade. Yeah Jesus Christ. Got you scary Yeah, you can tin you can find a picture tin horn flats. It's a full. Oh, it's a horn before you do this, Jim So my boy will copped and posted this. So, we gotta talk about this. Shout out to Busson with the boys. He's great.

I love that guy. Those are my guys. So, the internet's all up in arms about this. It's kind of, you know, somewhere, somewhere for it, somewhere against it. I, you know, I have a five-year-old. I would assume these kids are seven, and people are, you know, complaining about this.

Play the video, Jen. Watch. Remember, they're seven. Run. Oh. Now watch, listen to the coach. You're good, kid. He goes, you're good, get up. Now notice, too, this is the problem I have with this video.

The coach took out his camera for a reason, because they know that fucking kid with the footballs, the bruiser, and this other little poor kid, obviously, doesn't know what he's doing. So the coach took out the phone, recorded, because he knew this was gonna happen. That's where my issue is.

I got a problem all of it, man. Yeah, it's not good enough. So we know the I was sitting there. It's so important when the kid's, I think before 21, to minimize brain trauma. That kid isn't paying all right. So, but I grew up doing this stuff, playing Oklahoma, doing these drills. That's what I did. You know, my brain's all right.

Look at your body. You're built for it. You were the bruiser. That little kid right there. Well, that's a shak kid should stick to swimming. Yeah. He's a swimmer. He's a swimmer. He's a swimmer. He's a swimmer. He's a swimmer. He's also the color of a swimmer. When a swimmer goes against a swimmer. Outside of the pool is trouble. And we can get them in the water. Get them in the water. Get them in the water. Sand the water, little one.

That's what we, that's what we done. Oh, what do you mean by we, this is so fun. Did you, did you, did your kid play football at them? Oh, my kid's such a pussy. I played, I played played I played as much pop Warner football as you can play. Like by the time I got out of high school I had played as much football as humanly possible because I started at seven. Yep. So I did Farm is what they called the first one. Then it was like mighty my, tiny my, oh sorry, Gremlins was a second, and tiny my midget, pee-wee, banem.

I went all the way through, and then the ground links kicked me out, so I started my own league. I went all the way through, by the time I got to the 10th grade, I was like a haggard veteran. Yeah, I did it in each reason. Two ACLs and shit. Yeah, I didn't need to use two ACLs.

Yeah, I was. It's tough because with the science, obviously they don't have the science back when you were playing or when I was playing, but now the science shows like, actually those hidden drills aren't that good for those kids. Oh my god. But it's also tough because, you know, that little dude is, it's a fucking lesson. And, hey man, like maybe this isn't for you. Like that's the way you learn it. I think there are ways to learn a lesson. And, hey man, maybe this isn't for you. Like, that's the way you learn.

I think there are ways to learn a lesson without getting, you know. Here's the other problem. Just a guy who played football for 14, 17 years. That little kid's not learning, he doesn't have the proper technique. Like, he's not learning technique on how to tackle there. Like, obviously he didn't know what to do. I was thinking.

So the coaching's not there. So it's not like that kid had the proper technique to do. I was so the coachings the coachings not there So it's not like that kid had the proper technique to run through and double-lay and all that stuff Like obviously the kid has no fucking clue so the coachings He did not make a business decision That scares me I went out when I used to play like pop Warner days They thought water was bad for you. Yeah, dude. They would discipline I give it if we were doing bad like no water break like pop Warner days, they thought water was bad for you. Yeah, dude, it would get you water.

If we were doing bad, like, no water break, like, yeah, no water for you. You didn't even think about it again. We were not playing well, so that makes sense. When I first started, when I was like seven, guys had suspension helmets, like helmets that just had like burlap straps and a pad in there. There was no bike or puff it up.

Shhh, water helmets or whatever. It was, it was hair. You know, even at the college level too, but also pros in high school, I'm sure it leaked down to high school. They can't do two a days really anymore. Definitely, we used to do three a day. What does that mean?

So you have a practice in the morning, practice in the evening. Oh yeah. But you think about, I mean, if you really think about how, so everyone's always talking about concussions or injuries or any of these and joints and all that kind of stuff. But think about crazy discipline you got from doing that. Oh, yeah.

And my family was scattered and busted up and lazy and no count. And I want their like craving discipline. Yeah. I love that. And we had old fat dudes just yelling at you the whole time and they throw their chewing tobacco to your head and run you into the ground. And you know, you're getting a three point stance,

they look at you and they kick your fucking hand out and you fall on your face. You're too much weight on your front arm, get back. You know, like all the time. They're slapping the helmet, they take their hands, slap them. That's all good. I think that's kind of like. I can't do anymore.

You're not allowed to do any more. I can't do any more. They would do. Just like a simple slab like. No. They could grab your face mask and go kill over them. Like, over real? Oh yeah.

Wrestling was like that. I mean, that's how you- I enjoyed it. I did it. I shouldn't do it. You expected it though. And now the wrong people have taken over education, man. Like, when you're protecting people from them,

it's just objective reality. They're just getting ready for the world. There's a science, but also this whole CT thing. Think how many people played football. Think about the mass amount of people grew up playing football. Yeah. The majority of them are okay. Of course.

It's not like there's this crazy epidemic of people committing suicide to the CT. But it's kind of like brick. It kind of brings me back to like the lockdowns in that you can say, well, we got a lockdown society. Why? Well, because some people might get sick. It's because spread people could die. Fine. Lock it down. But then what's the cost of the lockdown? Because I want a factor that shit in. They did. And you go, I don't want my son playing popcorn or football because I'm scared he might get brain injury, right? But it could also be a world class pussy. Yeah. His whole life. That's that's got long lasting effect. I'd rather

have a nice story. I'd rather my kid have a bad need and be a full-time push. Yeah, so true. I agree with you. I agree with you. What else you got, Jen? Here we go. Okay, so a mother in Florida was arrested recently because she claims that there were a group of kids basically trying to bully her son.

They were waiting outside of their home, trying to get him to come out to fight them she then instructed her son to go outside and fight the bully uh... she was telling him punch him in the god kick him in the balls and then she then jumped in and started hitting and beating up the the so called bully what a lot of them all will do picture of her that's a good mom she's a swimmer

that's the right she's just going to a different sport, you know. I don't know what you're saying. Scott blonde hair. Well, she looks like she's been in the pool. That's all. That hair looks like a sketch of a little orange. That's more end damage. Yeah. We thought we had a lot of time in the last year's river. When I heard the setup, you know, I thought maybe we were going into a different sport. That's all. But okay, I know you're here. Yeah. See, I understand the part part.

So basically her and her son jumped a child. Oh damn. Yeah. She said that the child knocked over there at basketball hoop, and that was the last straw. But we don't really know, this is all from her account. We don't know about the child who got jumps account. Damn. Are there any footage of those?

No, no footage. But I said her son was able to knock the kid down to the ground. We try to get this feet though. The mom jumped in the fight, punch in the child and the head and slapping him. That's a fuck of a lot more than my mom would ever. I'm kind of jealous. Like when I hear about these wives trying to fight, you know, NBA players and stuff like that, I kind of like it. Yeah, I don't even like that. Just down the bus, girls.

My mom would have never done that. It's also when I hear about these kids, you know, the teachers getting in trouble for hooking up with the students. And you see just a smoke show teacher, like where the fuck were they? Oh, I, my teachers look like warlocks, man. Oh.

And no one was fucking the teacher. Mrs. Wolk was like a battle act, man. I mean, one was fucking the team. Mrs. Wolk was like a battle act man. I mean, she was like at a thyroid problem. I didn't even think she was like, who the hot? That's a lot of shit. I don't know. We're gonna train on the teacher issues.

I know, I'm no attorney, but I'll tell you, I could win every case where, you know, the teacher had sex with the six year old dude in Florida meaning defending the teacher yeah yeah I could defend him and I'd win every case so you got the hot blonde smoke show who does a little like bikini modeling on the side you know during the summer teaching history hooks up with the 16 year old now the kids 18 that the courts are getting involved there's the thing I would just put, there's the thing. I would just

put that kid on the stand and I would go, I was to yourself a victim. Thank you. Okay. So remember you're under oath. Yeah. You have to answer honestly. Yeah. Have you ever beat off to this? Listen, when someone gets fucking robbed at the ATM, they don't beat off to it. Alright, but someone gets pissed away, or punched on the street, and they don't have a home in front of my house. So you're under a home, and you beat off to this or not, and I rest my case. I'm gonna be a criminal, and that's all. I rest my case.

I'm not. No further questions. You're gonna go That's the prosecution. You don't go talk to the prosecution. How old are you? You beat off to this crime. You find people beat off to burglary, beat off to larsity, you don't beat off to car-cheat-point.

It's got to work jacket it, and they don't beat off. I rest. I'll be done. It's all how- It's stupid of these teachers. Of course of course those kids are gonna get out of Get a pro job from Mrs. Fucking family Laro and then tell every kid they know Oh, like did you really think they're gonna keep it quiet? Yeah, my my feature Louise had a Korean

Well, she was like I don't know if I'm giving too much information way, but she had an affair with her He was 15 and she was married and she used to call him at his house and she used to days to have sex in her car Wherever she'd take him out for ice cream Sprinkle some yeah, yeah, I school This is the best he knew even at 15 that she was fucking cock, cock, crazy. And she was every bit of 30 or 35. And she was like a little gym, she taught the gym, she was the cheerleading coach or something. It just gets weird when the roles are revered first.

When it's a female to male, when it's a male like professor, that's where it gets down. Right, that's true. But for him, the cops interviewed him, and he didn't give up the beans, he's like, fuck you, man, I don't know where you're talking. A lot of times they get in trouble. They get you to know.

No, a lot of times they get caught because the parents will see the kid like text them dick, pick to the teacher. That's right. And the teacher sends some titties back. But also teach the app. Teach, what do you think? Like, yeah, we're gonna happen. No the teacher sends some titties back. Who's that? Who's that? What do you think?

Like, yeah, we're gonna have to do it. No, the teachers are gonna be crazy. It's crazy hot. It's kind of a teachable moment. Like, if I caught my son banging a hot blonde Floridian school teacher, I'd be like, all right, well now dad needs a blow job. Dad's gonna start running.

I'm not gonna. You dad got some loose leg. I went my big time. I went my big time. You're banging there. When you're done, I don't know what you guys talk about. I'm talking about. Would you?

Dad's gonna know that I had a friend. This is true story. I had a friend who was, when we were all like 19 or 20 or whatever, and one of my friends, girlfriend's, was hookin' up with another friend, and everyone was like, friends, you know, and one of my other friends,

walked into the bedroom like a party, and they were makin' out. And my friend said, oh my God, cause he now had to tell the other friend, and they're like, don't say any, they're big dudes, they're gonna throw him down, you know, would have been a whole Kool-Aid situation, would end it up into fights and fussing walls down stuff. But anyway, my friend said, I gotta tell my other buddy, and they gotta know, and they're like, don't do it.

And he was like, okay, let's see. Okay, if you make out with me, I won't, I won't go tell. And the guy was making out, and I was like, go, go do that. Oh, wow. Go there and do that. So there is precedent. There is precedent. There is precedent.

And the guy's still telling. Yeah, still telling. He's still telling. He's still telling. He's still telling. He's still telling. He's still telling. He's still telling. He's still telling. He's still telling. He's still telling. He's still telling. spill of the beans. Yeah, the next day. Yeah. What else you got, Jen?

OK, so there was a video of a man in Oakland riding in the back seat of a Tesla by himself. And that clip went viral on Reddit. Police officers in the Bay Area caught wind of this and they're currently looking for the man. Apparently he's on this on numerous occasions because on this Reddit page, you could see other people. He just automatically driving and just in the back. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. Hold up. Which works except for when the sun doesn't. It doesn't. Yeah. It reflects in it. Yeah. The sun gets in. The sun gets in. Yeah. It's surprising. The sun. Have you driven a Tesla at them? Oh, yeah, I don't drive it regularly, but I definitely after

Rogan started driving the ludicrous package that one, he goes, he goes, cars with engines are stupid. Oh, well, you just bought a Hennessy Dodge. So, yeah, when you got the, when you get a Libert, no, you got the Dodge, the truck, the Ram, Hennessy Ram has 900 something horsepower. I just interviewed the Hennessy. It was like zero to 60, like three, four something.

Yeah, I trust. Yeah, we have this guy. The guy with the button. Yes, so this is the video. This is a bright one. The guy looks like the Boston bomb. Oh my God. So the one that looks like back.

It looks like me if I was good luck. Look at him. He's just like swathing. He looks like he's jacking off in the back. Yeah, he does. That's fantastic though. Look at him. He's just like, hey, dude. Yeah, what's up, man?

His only viable excuse is he jumped in the back of this Tesla and the couple that picked him up started 69ing in the middle of the ride. That's about all you got. Dude, there's a-nine in the middle of the ride. That's about all you guys. Dude, it was a noob and the guy fucking jumped out. I need to come down as a busing his Tesla AP. Yeah, we can't get it now. What else you got?

I can't judge. So, recently Logan Paul did an interview where he said that he currently has 24 hour security for him and his brother because he's taking the threat that flowed me whether made towards his brother very seriously is a video of him saying it on a sort of video it's not TMZ here we go the Logan I heard someone tell me the other day they said that when Floyd got back from the event in Miami that

he was so mad or so focused, whatever it is, he went straight to the gym. And he concerned that you have awakened this beast now. That was much just doing this job. I watched him with Conham Gregor. I never saw him lose his cool. Ever. Lost his cool.

He lost it. He was legitimately angry. He loved that hat. He was legitimately angry he loved it are you guys taking precautions because yeah are you'm really yeah everywhere at all times more than usual. Yeah So you know he moved he moved down him and his brother they moved to the Dominican Republic the DR for tax purposes and they're just living there now. Oh the ball falls really? Yeah. Yeah I think it was uh Puerto Rico. Is it Puerto Rico? Yeah That's where the right now. Oh yeah. I'll get that Theo Histai going on right Rico. Yeah, yeah. That's where that feel has to go on right now a little bit.

Oh keep playing and he's training. He's really gonna fight. Yeah, the fights June six. Dude. Yeah, that's gonna be trouble. I think I'm a year box. Are you into the this whole kind of celebrity shit going on now? You know, any port in a storm like this not a big fight going on or legitimate heavyweight fighter whatever type tyson fury and anti-joshua came to a deal in its all guess seventh or 14th and Saudi Arabia.

oh shit. yeah you i mean and and by the way our society you know look no further than the Kardashians like you can never say i don't ever work who's gonna watch or flash in a pan or I would watch it too I would say is is someone who used the teach boxing way back in the day the the thing about fighting like what's his name the wrestler see a punk no No. Ben Askin. Ben Askin. He didn't have any movement. You know what I mean? Floyd Slick and obviously head movement, shoulder movement, you know. He's the best. He's the best. So you know, fighting a guy who's a tough guy who'll come toward you, then you always have a puncher's chance

because you're gonna trade, you know? But when a guy is slick, as slick as he is, then it's gonna be difficult for him to get his hands on it. I mean Floyd, the press conference was like, I mean, he kept trying to see him, he was off-fighting both of them in the same night. And people started laughing, he's like, no, seriously, if that's something. But there is. We just set up off-fighting both of them in the same night. And people started laughing and he's like, no, seriously, if that's something.

But there is. We just set up, I'll fight both of them. There is a little, I mean, if these guys are 6162, you know, buck 90, that's a pretty big size. He's a good boy. So Floyd's hands apparently are so brittle. But I mean, what's that have to do with it though? I mean, as far as he'd be able to hit really hard.

What are they doing? Are they doing some catch weight, something? There's gotta be some rules. It's an exhibition fight, so you know, it won't be 12 rounds. But there's gotta be some kind of, Floyd probably is gonna say, you gotta come in under 180 or 190.

I don't think there's any rules regulations on this. It's not a pro fight. I don't think they think. It's like, what everyone to do, dude, you're not a boxer. Yeah, I think you're gonna put a glove on them. If you don't want, he doesn't want you to hit him. I, you know, he made my panic, many pack-out miss. Yeah.

He made, Cunello miss. I mean, I, he's, I don't see him getting hit if he doesn't want to. Yeah, that's good. He said there was so much. So the wait limit for may weather's 160 and for Paul it's 190 can't be above 190 Right, so off 30 pounds on them to definitely you know, he's every bit of six to if not six three Yeah, I'll tell his boy kid small man Yeah, five eight five eight nine and maybe small I'd say yeah, maybe five seven That's a that's a Google five

He's probably about five. I mean, so that's all their count on it's just the size difference, you know, yeah But I mean all imagine Floyd goes in the body you slow down a little, you know, he's definitely no He's not young. He's definitely taking a step back, you know, but even if Floyd were to take nine steps back You think you'd be able to figure this out. Yeah. Yeah. The Conner got him tagged him a few times. Yeah. That kind of caught up a little bit. Well, do you think Conner is a viable, what happens with Conner Jake?

It's just like Conner's just such a good boxer. Yeah. What else you got, Jen? Yeah. God. He's got to know that though, right? Jake, of course, they know it. They're making hundreds of millions of dollars.

Yeah. So there is currently a gas shortage over in the southeast Oh, yeah, and people are starting to have that pipeline. Yeah, they hacked the pipeline Mm-hmm. They do they figure out who hacked it? As of now it is in public knowledge if they do know Dude, they just know that a lot of people are starting to hoard now They're also saying the gas prices out in L.A LA are going through the roof because they can't get workers. You know, that's how we get gas.

The workers aren't doing it. On a climb and stuff, you got gas shortages. You got the Middle East on fire. I mean, Israel Palestine's fucking fun to fall out. Still more. Still more. It's not going so well right now. I heard gas was 270 a year ago.

And it in California. Now it's over four bucks. And by the way, that kicks this shit out of poor people. Like you see all these guys driving around the gardening trucks. You can't be driving around a Prius. You got a full size F250 loaded with gear. And you fill that thing up and it's 90 bucks and you got it and by the way you know a lot of these guys they're not living in the neighborhoods

that they're working in. They're coming from Pacoima coming into Pasadena and it's like that's got to hit hard. Next one. All right Anthony Johnson for some reason got it self into trouble with using someone's credit card for a flight. So it's called Stoelon Identity. The credit card belongs to some third party person. So it's arrested. So it's a game for a flight. I have no clue.

The Bell Tower would cover it. The illegal use of credit card was used to purchase a roundtrip ticket from Fort Lauderdale to Newark. The name of the card was used to purchase a round trip ticket from Fort Lauderdale to a new work The name of the pastor was Anthony Johnson. Yeah Kioa his last name is Kioa. Yeah our middle name Rumble is good Johnson was charged with identity theft Allegedly used the credit card site for spend less than 500 revoked payment card Very strange right. He just won his bill bill tour debut to by knockout

Maybe use the card to buy a girl's flight or something or maybe just found one flight was covered. I don't know Still how's rumble rank in the in the nicknames pantheon I think rumbles rumbles Rumbles pretty good. You know the worst terrible Terry Norris. Because that couldn't mean your terrible, a bad ass, but it could be misconstrued. You know? Yeah. What's, okay, worst rap handle. Common.

It's like, yeah, there's nothing terrible. What's that have to do with anything? Common. Yeah, little pumps. Sometimes he says common sense. Oh, it does. Little pumps pretty bad. Yeah, the whole yeah, little pumps sometimes he says common sense. Oh Little pumps pretty bad. Yeah, the whole little stuff's bad. Yeah, little little is bad. Come and it's bad NBA young boy. Yeah, this is what you may weather's daughters baby daddy. Yeah, she sat down I didn't think they just got into like a heated like

something They just got into like a heated like something like a month or two ago. One of them got arrested. I think Lloyd's daughter like stabbed him or stabbed his NBA young boy's current girlfriend or something like that. That's good. That's not good. What does he get to you?

I remember we watched Lamar Odom sparring before or just hitting pads. So they're saying he's looking really good right now. Is this fight? I think it's in a June 2 or not. He can't look good. That's why I wanted to see you guys even know it. I said I was good.

Eleven never look good. Look at his sparring partner. Look what his sparring partner does. That's that legends. Who's this sparring partner? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's that legends. Who's this part? Outer manager, Lex. You think he looks a little bit better from the first time? Man, he's behind the jam.

So basically this boring partner does nothing, just blocks his head. He's doing a lot of weird. Tony, man, these celebrity boxing matches, not Logan Paul and Floyd and stuff, but the celebrities who are fighting other celebrities. No one who's in a good position in their careers taking these fights. Yeah, it's a sad road. But you know, kind of good for guys like me. Yeah, June 11th.

I know. I know there's a payday. You know, like playboy used to be for old stars. You know, it's always out there. You know, it's always there. And coach, yeah. Man, though. You're not a ton of great ones here.

I was, I was interested in. I was just wondering about your MBA experience. What? Linda Gates started the divorce process once you find out about the whole Jeff, the same thing. Like, I wonder if that's real. I was thinking about this on my podcast. the divorce process, once you find out about the whole Jeff Epstein thing, like, I wonder if that's real.

I wonder if that's real. I wonder if that's real. I wonder how real it is. I was talking about this on my podcast with Mark Garagas yesterday. And I brought up an interesting legal point, which he missed, but he was like, oh, interesting conspiracy theory, which is, if you're indicted on something and you're married your wife cannot she cannot prosecute she cannot be a witness but if you're divorced she can.

So if she knows something. Oh, interesting. They could say anything but if they're divorced she can get interesting and say something. He waited it out. So it's a conspiracy theory but I'm running with it because it's mine. I don't like it. a good experience. Yeah, but I'm running with it because it's mine. I don't know other people. I like it.

Well, it's not really there. It's I run my own hair brain theory. Did you hear Bill Gates had a deal with his wife where once a year he could go away with his side piece? Yeah, that's interesting. Oh really? Yeah, it's really interesting. Yeah, this is ex-girlfriend right before her.

I mean, I wouldn't really care much if Bill Gates was was On my girl like wait My mom having a relationship with Bill Gates. I'd be like I don't get all right Well, I guess I mean, I don't know if he's gonna out fuck you, you know me smarter But I would you would care also you say you would care of Bill If he's with Metcalf and I you know, you'd be like, like, oh fuck man. That's this swimmer, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's the swimmer. I mean, Bill Gates, when he takes his clothes off, it's not like, oh, yeah. I don't know about the big deal. I'm a little bit actually jealous. I would be cool. I bet. I'd be okay.

It feels like a warm cheese on my body. I bet when he's climaxing, he pulls out, yells I'm coming in money shoots. Yes, it's a dangerous brazer with a damn shot. Just brazer. He hires aall some coming and money shoots. Yes, it's a bit of a spray. He's a real guy, he's shot. He just sprays. He hires literally a literal money shot. He can can't have shoots money this time.

They said he was a beast when he was coming up with Microsoft. They said he'd have these extravagant parties. It was just tons of girls. Yeah, he was a beast. He said, the guys like that, that energy for that ambition, it cuts all the way across. I'm sure he's the guy who grew up not getting girls. And then he has all this money. He's like, you know energy for that ambition. It cuts all the way across. I'm sure he's the guy that grew up not getting girls, and then he has all this money.

He's like, you know what we're gonna do? Yeah, you're good girls. They said you do it all the time. Yeah, really? Yeah, all the time. I'm done a lot of research on Bill Gates, but he's public. For conspiracy theories, he literally,

he tames bats and put Wuhan, release the bats, he's fucking running everything. He drinks children's blood. I just think it's funny, like, everyone gave Joe Rogan shit and Fauci came out and like, since when did we listen to Joe Rogan and then someone that did this great post where it showed, you know, Joe Rogan mitzies a dumbass, I know he's talking about why would we take advice from him,

but then it shows this other article goes, nine reasons why Bill Gates thinks we need to do this in COVID. It's like, well, he's not a fucking doctor either yeah right you guys just listen this idiot yeah that was interesting that we like sculpted this society where we look at guys in decide that guy likes to fuck and then we look at other guys we got that guy doesn't want to fuck yeah everyone wants to fuck yeah it's some of us don't look like we want to fuck But we still want to fuck

Surprise like Bill Gates doing what yeah shit everyone else does yeah, you're Fucking the NBA or an athlete Yeah, or you're you know Marvel gets hit by pelicans on rollercoats Everyone wants to yeah, that's Roller goes and it goes out of fuck everyone wants to fuck. Yeah, that's The typical out I mean like remember Woody Allen like Woody Allen. What the fuck? Glasses on of course you put his

I think this guys are more into fuck yeah, I agree probably yeah cuz when suppressed for so long we have options Is that a chin that's it? Adam you on tour anywhere? I'm doing jam in the van out here. It's good, yeah. Doing a lot of pod, I think Saturday the 22nd out here. But I am doing shows everywhere. If you just go to Karola, I'll go to a little bit.

Hunting Beach, going Colorado. I'd love to see that. Hunting Beach is sold out, I think. But yeah, I'm everywhere. Anchorage and Alaska, huh? Yeah, man. Well, that's because I want to go to Anchorage. Yeah, man. That's the only region.

I could think about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you go to Anchorage and I'm going to go to Anchorage. Yeah, yeah. So you go to Anchorage and I'm going to go to Anchorage. Yeah, man. Well, that's because I want to go to Anchorage. Yeah, man. That's the only region. I could think about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you go to Anchorage and I'm going to go to Anchorage. You're all over, man. And I'm in Houston next week.

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, with Shepel Lacey and our boy, David Lucas. You're all over, man. And I'm in Houston next week. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, with Shepel Lacey and our boy, David Lucas. You're all over, man. Yup. Houston improv. You're all over, man. David Lucas yep Houston improv we will be there tickets at f 80k z.com and then June 10th through the 12th Oklahoma City Oklahoma June 10th through the 12th also while you're listening to my boy Derek Poston is doing one night only Thursday night in San Antonio it's on my story go see Derek Poston and then this weekend I'll be a good night's comedy club and Raleigh North Carolina. And then also, are they not on their school downturn?

No, there's no way. You refresh it, there should be a new one. And then I'll be in Appleton, Wisconsin, June 4th and 5th. Is that what you like? Just did four shows. Yeah, do you like it there? Yeah, well, big swimming community. Yeah. Do you like it there? Yeah, a big swimming community.

Yeah. I know what I'm in for. You're a swimmer. I'm in for a swimmer. Oh, God. I'm doing it. Who likes to swim? Oh, what's up?

Oh, my. Woo. I'm a swimmer, so I'm a gambit. Why is it just Philadelphia? I don't know. Oh. Well, no, I'm in more than that. I'm in Tampa, the 20, I'm doing a big and hungry live podcast at Zaini's May 19th, 20th, no, 21 and 22, May 21, 22,

Friday, Saturday, I'm at the Tampa, Tampa, Tampa improv, and then I'm in fucking Toledo, funny bone guys, the 28th, 29th, 30th. Oh yeah, have you done that? I don't know. And then I got Sanedo, funny bone guys, the 28th, 29th, 30th. Oh yeah, have you done that? I don't know. And then I got San Antonio, June 3rd, more than fifth. And real quick, conspiracy social club, the old episodes are available now, not on YouTube

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