The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 686: Jamie Kennedy

Episode Date: May 17, 2021

Jamie Kennedy joins the show and the guys talk Jamie's old movies and TV shows, Shapel bumping into Michael Jai White, Havana Syndrome, stimulus checks, celebrity boxing, Matthew McConaughey potentially running for Governor of Texas, Palisades fires, Wingstop flirting, Ethan Klein's podcast sued for 50 million dollars by Triller, a hilarious proposal video and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Enter the code fighter to receive 15% off your purchase that's 10,000 spelled out T.E.N. T.H.O. U.S. A.N.D dot cc enter the code fighter Right right got all their extra room over there I like room to open my legs You know what time it is yeah, right? I'm doing yeah, I'm trying to touch my thighs man. You know we got big. Oh yeah, you got a big size. Yeah, you can't just be rolling over now. She held it 315 for we were wrong for four We didn't go before budget. Is that right? Yeah, I'm not mad at that and you don't you've never really lifted

No, just girls. Well, he's been lifting with us now. Yeah, but now but like yeah for months before I read it. Is that right? People think I'm not mad at that. And you've never really lifted. No, just girls. Well, he's been lifting with us now. Yeah, but now, but like, yeah. For months. How much stronger have you gotten in the process? Oh, too, when I first, when I first, when I first,

I was like, make a wish the first day of that. Not truly, I get on the back, little buddy. Yeah, I can do, like, shit. It's funny. You know, I used to have, I was doing three, 15. Yeah, I couldn't even fucking, uh, what was it, what did I, you had me try?

225. Yeah, yeah, we tried 225 and I couldn't even, but you know, I tried another time. Yeah, I just, I was like, what, what was trying another time? You know, this all we do is left these heavy things. I'm like, oh man. You sure, you get, you send me, he just gets out.

Oh, good. I hate being so strong. Oh, live for 75 five times. I showed it I like to show it to people who are in the weightlifting and they all get real quiet. Wait, Brandon. You just get quiet They go you just do straight up cardio. No, here's a thing. Shabong. Glad you asked. I play tennis and I lift weights Thank you, though, and he's looking exactly the same Thank you though and he's looking exactly the same. I'm not I know I'm not so happy. He'll help on his body has never changed because he's the thing. He's the face gets wrinkled.

His body stays safe. This one, this one you do, Brian. You'll tell the lie to me. You think he'll say it's not bad. I, it's like when I was Brandon went to him with a whole foos and I go, should I get the way protein or the, and he goes, doesn't matter though, does it?

Doesn't matter because it doesn't matter because just protein. It's now your body's not gonna, you're not gonna do way I should let you're gonna blow up. It's not gonna happen. We're also on your way for a marathon. I don't know. It gets me mad when he talks, I mean, he has no respect. Here's the thing about being older.

Now here's the thing. I decided to play tag. My kids were locking themselves in the truck. My, my ex was truck. And then what I would do is they'd open the, and then I'd try to open the door, and then they would lock it. Ha, ha, ha. The thing is, I was doing that on a parking lot, okay?

And I kept running around the car. You understand? Yeah, he's sweating. Well, no, daddy's not just sweating because then they would make a bold forge for the woods, and I would, I'm in shape, bro. I would sprint after that. Yeah.

See, I've got shows this weekend in shape, bro. I would sprint after that. Yeah. See, I got shows this weekend in Tampa, Friday Saturday. I got to Friday. I got to Friday. Come on, to be able to move. I actually moved my legs up. I pulled a weird muscle. I pulled a weird muscle. You know where my ass connects. Yeah, the muscle connects to my ass and my lower knee

Yeah, that's a problem. Yeah, and then I got this thin band of fire in my lower But I fuck myself up on Yeah, yeah, don't sprint well speaking of old ado's you know I ran into this morning Blue jam Michael jai white Oh, dude spawn dude jack that's a big man You know how I ran into this morning Blue jam Michael jive white. Oh Spot dude, yeah, that's a big man insane. I don't know how old he is Yeah, for sure and he's a he's a I Really nice guy. Yeah, and an after super super super really nice, but man. You tell him what's up. Yeah, I did I said cuz I geek out over that dude. I love what oh

Oh shit Yeah, he is But you geek out over just real quick over spawn or what like why why would you geek out over? All those more solar films he's done yep Art films he's done yep One which one Blood and bone bone or bone and blood Back down He has

He's fine Listen, listen to re-making spawn by the way Here's the thing about me. I geek out over martial art films. It doesn't matter like if they're like low budget good. I don't like that. I'm just not familiar with his work. That's all. I know spawn. I love him. I love him. I'm a guy. He's a great dude. Yeah, I'm gonna say that he's worked with Kimbo. Michael J. Wyatt, John White, is the real fucking deal. Real deal. And I'm gonna say this as well.

And I don't give a fuck when anybody says, you put that guy on the cage now, right fucking now. Does he beat Herschel Walker? No, no, no, I'm not giving it that. Wait, you don't think he'll be Herschel Walker? Herschel Walker trains, first of all, let me excuse me, excuse me. I know you've seen Never Back Down or whatever,

but Michael Walker fought, Herschel Walker fought and striped for, Trance first of all, let me excuse me excuse me. I know you've seen never back down or whatever, but Michael I told you first of all your fought and striped for it's a real competition and Michael That white, but you don't think Michael's that white. He's a big athletic strong guy who studies martial arts He does he'll teach you how to jab. He was showing these guys where they pull back. He's got just a straight. That's all good all good The problem is he's never actually, I don't believe, and you might be wrong, I might be wrong, please correct me. He's never actually gotten into a cage or a ring

and actually fought. That is significant. It's like when you say those dudes are false advertisement. I'm saying there's a big difference between people and make the walk, get in a ring and a cage, train for that specifically and fight in MMA about like Herschel Walker, who's also a who's also a He also trained at a he also trained at a K with some Sam's probably fought in competitions

I don't think Michael Jay White I might be maybe maybe maybe I get out of your tight I fun and I talk one about competitions and I already this might hurt your feelings those don't count Don't count this is my her daddy those don't count. That doesn't hurt my feelings. I'm very worried. I didn't know. And so you're aware of it. Now if I, I'll kill you with my feet if I'll have to. Okay.

Wait, what does this say? He's competed in a, he's competed. Has never, has never. That's it has never before. In the mail-eased. But doesn't mean he doesn't know like some fundamentals or like, you know, he's been a martial artist, which is cool.

It also doesn't mean that he's not a very physically special. So, okay, have you ever seen John Cloud Van Dam when he saw the Diaz brothers outside Gold Gym and then was teaching them a technique to do inside the act? I sure, no. That hurts my feelings.

I saw that too. Why, why? It's not different than Vin Diesel coming up to fucking France and Ghana, I'm like, eh, you know what I'm saying they grew they grew they grew but shut the fuck up and they do it all the time they haven't loved it do they really they do it all yeah where the Diaz brothers listen it yeah they were cool because they're nice guys and it's also John Clive Van Dam so you can entertain it then when they

on their car they're like what the fuck man really they're not going to use it so okay so a lot of the dudes that do the acting in the martial art films you just saying they're not legit fighters no what about Bruce Lee and Jet Lee no no no absolutely not Bruce Lee for he's he never for oh he was a an acrobatic actor he's never fought he fought. He was a businessman and carried the torch for martial arts and did wonderful things. But as far as like actual fighting, he did do an arm bar and I'll let you an arm bar and to the dragon.

It's pretty cool. That was in Japanese Jujutsu arm bar. There's a he's. But you see one time in one time, like so, to Hollywood. They're well, there's that movie. But did you know when Brad Pitt rose them, you know, Jean Lebel really did that to Bruce Lee.

That's where that story comes from. That's not a fake story. I did remember Jean Lebel actually hammed up Bruce Lee and beat the shit out of him. I do remember him. That's the room. Bruce Lee was 5'7'1'20". He was a pioneer though.

He was a pioneer, Bruce Lee. He was tiny. He was tiny. Gene LaBelle is a gorilla. Gene LaBelle is a gorilla and was a judoka guy and a wrestler and a hardcore judoka. Yeah. And I, you know, unless you're saying basically, unless you've like competed in that world, you don't really... It's not that Michael Gai White isn't a real athlete probably and has in very strong and very physically, you look at him and he's big and posing and I'd rather see Rogan versus him in a fight. Something like that. Something like that makes more sense. But I mean when you say Michael J. White, if you compare him to professionals, professionals

who do it for a living, it's just a different thing. It's like you take in tips when you do sets for me in Houston from your funny uncle at the barbecue. You's like you taking tips when you do sets from in Houston from your funny uncle at the barbecue. You're like have you ever done stamina? Nah, yeah, but he's hilarious though, dude. He's been funny forever. You're like, oh, okay. I guess I'll listen to him.

It's like when you, so when you're strong physically big guy, but when you first tried to bench, I mean, it's a bad example, but another good example is this like you see guys more. You guys see that, but it is, but it's a bad example. Another good example is this. Like, you see guys, you guys, but it is similar though anyway. If you watch guys hit myths, you can get really good at hitting myths. Like really good. You can look awesome.

I mean, you can pop, pop, pop, pop, and look amazing and move around and stuff like that. The difference between that and getting in a ring with a guy who's hitting you and learning distance and patterns, it's not even in the same conversation. But I was watching this video of him explaining things to Kimbo Slice.

No, well, Kimbo, but you got to watch, I mean, if you watch video, it's not that he wouldn't, but wait, wait, it's not, it's not, it's not the hate of it because I don't, it's not that Michael J. White can't go, can't go, you know, because he saw, maybe he took a boxing, he understands boxing, that, you know, he says, it with your boxing, go straight from here as opposed to here, okay?

I can't. What's that? That's, that's just, that's just, that's all I've made of it for too. That's a box. Oh, you have it. It's not that he can't give advice in that sense, like in a vacuum.

But, but I'll, but he shouldn't. And I love Michael J. White, he shouldn't. He shouldn't give up. It's love Mike because he's in a way, he shut it. He's in a game, bro. It's no different than somebody never doing stand up, go up to you, give me a tag for the closing joke. You're like, oh, that's interesting, that he has the, all right.

It's just, it's just, you know, you're just not in that pool. That's crazy. I didn't know, okay. Especially, but if you're saying that to a guy who does it for a living the Assumptions that they don't know that that they haven't trained in that right yeah, so so we We were doing fire and we were doing fire and kids 3D and Bren and I were doing sprints

What's all quick is Just move it out the way all right, so now notice the speed of the first two. Right? Ready? Yeah. That's one, two. Okay, now here's the third one. Don't let me hit it. Ready? Yeah. You think that's fighting Chibot? He's awesome. Yeah, and again, I love my chibault. I, I get, I get, I get, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, They had in that movie in Kimbo, like they were playing like guys in prison and you know Michael, Jay White fought like seven dudes pretty much and kicked their ass. So when you do, when you do something I know about is combat on film,

the one thing you never wanna do on film when you do a combat is actually do real fighting. You wanna exaggerate your punches, you want the martial arts set. So guys who really fight would look terrible on film because it's too My friend West jadam was doing a movie with a semester Stallone Okay, I forget which movie and West trains boxing like it was that wild card all the time So he was like oh, I know box is perfect for me

So they're in a fight scene with the veterans hands right? He's got this and especially goes cut. He was dude. What are you doing? He's like what like I trained boxing He's like, what? Like I train boxing, he's like, this isn't real fighting. He's like, I want you to throw, he's like, go against all your instincts. I want you to throw from the ground and make it real dramatic and loopy. He's like, so those straight punches, like that technique, this isn't the spitting.

And you know, when you train us, so we did fight our kids for sprinting. And I studied, when high school, I was on track, because I threw the javelin and I did high school and I did and I did And I did a poll vote because nobody else would right I poll vote like seven feet. I don't want to talk about that But when is I learned a little bit about sprinting right so from high school so wait so he's I noticed he's sprinting and he's running like this and I go I go hey hey you know I don't know if you know this but when you sprint you want to run and he goes and he goes he goes wait hold on hold on I was running the way Apollo Creed ran in the movie, but did you wanna teach me how to sprint?

Because I only tried my hardest with the best coaches in the world. Six years. Because I wanted to be in the combine. So everything was about sprinting. It's all I did. And I worked with the best guys. Like you got three points, Santa,

how you explode, how low you stay. And that was the only time I've ever been a little bit embarrassed. best guys like when you get three point Sanctuary how you explode yeah how low you stay and and I I thought that was the only time I've ever been a little bit embarrassed or in dominant because I went oh no that's all he did happens all the time. Yeah that was his job right so if you teach like I've made the mistake of teaching me a lot of this I taught Nate Markport and and even Sugar Sean like I didn't teach him but but I said, do you guys ever, I go, I don't know why you guys don't use back kick if you just turn your shoulders,

because actually I've used that a lot in real tournaments, it actually works. It hurts my feelings. And so Nate, who's so nice Nate, was this reason, was like, no, I'm gonna talk to him about Nate, because Nate goes, I don't really like to turn my back on somebody in a fight.

I was like, and yeah, well, maybe you just, you don't know like turn my back on somebody in a fight. I was like, I was like, and you know what, maybe you just walked away. You don't know what to offer. I was like, you know, I knew, but I was just like, I'd rather you offer me your ass. No, this all does make sense, because it makes me think about that time when I was die hard on the fact that I ran a 4-3-40.

And you were like, you didn't run a 4-3-40. I don't know. You did not run a 4-3-40. I was like, do that's what I was like you know how fast you know many people do that I did it. No, that until they until he's told me this year at the Metcalf I think not this year but that kept running 433, which is unheard of yeah, it's why he and one other dude I think like two people a year hit like Yeah, I ran a three 40 in high school. I know.

I know. And then he showed me a video. I have been trying to run for three. But then I told you, I said, I, I, because you're such a good person, I believe you think that. Yes. But I know your coach on the thing was full of shit. I know.

And I'm sitting here on my couch. I'm like, he's not what I'm writing you. Yeah. Why would I lie to you? Because yeah, that point three. But then he showed me someone running for it. I was like, oh, I didn't do that. People are, I was like, there's no way. Hell, it's like insanely fast.

That's Randy Moss, Dion Jordan. Does anyone get like four, two? I mean, Dion. There's a guy running like a four, two, a, I think Chris Johnson ran the fastest. Dion, Sanford ran the fastest one, too. But it's like, I mean, what does that even look like? It's a blur.

They're so fast. Guys who are, are in the combine you said they do like Why why receivers that are like are really amazing. Yeah, they run a four five You see that regularly four five four five is like the average that that's fast four five fast look at that Christchurch was such a beast. Oh my god four two Damn champ Bailey four two wow Look at that. Chris Johnson is such a beast. Oh my God. Four two. Damn, Champ Bailey, four two. Wow. That's so fast, man.

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You're gonna interrupt you, man. No, you're good. We'll slow this thing down. What's up, man? I'm so sorry, it was 1230, right? Oh, you're a good man. Hey, come on. Come on.

Oh, you're good. We're good. Good. You can't get me set up. Wow, okay. Okay, the man. Welcome, man. Thank you for having me.

Yeah, I have you, man. Good thing thing you're just talking about 40 yard dashes So you just in time and I know you I want to talk to you about spring like a five six. You look like a sprinter You know me I'm a big time big time sprinter. I run the 40 and eight Tell us when you're a Jen we're good. I got to see this for two. Well, well Jamie Jamie Canada is gonna get out there and run for us. Yeah We're looking at you ever run a 40 in high school or anything to do Basketball golf actually bowling Believe it or not my family was big. You're just letting you're letting your beard do whatever It's a protest Pandemic is what happens when you stain your house for a year and you start questioning things

It's a you know what you think you have you know what you have I'm gonna say you have a castaway beard You have a castaway beard dude. I was I put stuff in it to make it look a little bit more presentable Yeah, and it doesn't look like it did it Your hair looks like you're waiting to take flight. I like it. I'm just, bro, I was just performing in a bush last night. I'm not even very happy. At the New Real City Music Hall.

I was behind the pussy world. And now in the shrubber. I was, the king of shrubber. Jamie Cap. I performed with him in front of bamboo and fight this. Oh yeah, it was, it was man. We performed at a hostel. A hostel. King of shrubber Jamie can't I perform with him in front of bamboo and Yeah, it was that we performed at a hostel a hostel. They said always gonna be a great Hardest community and then I see like one sweet smoking a joint and now the sweet taking an edible and I'm like I was like, why's there a bit I'm like this is this hostel

I was like yeah, and I'm like this is ground zero Like that a green room for us. It's in the pandemic. Yes, I don't know Fun but at the same time yeah, the green room was pretty funny. We had they had starbursts for us is the Who does that? And they open up On wrap open up a put them in a bulk. Just yellows and oranges. Do you get the star bars in the bowl?

Jamie, have you been touring it all during the pandemic? Or could you shut it down and just go with you no bother? I, you know what, I drive. So, but not regular places yet. I do, I did Phoenix. Okay. I did like a big show with an park. I did a lot of Diego. Like I did Diego last night. I did like four times.

Are they open open or not? Well, ACC has open, grand comedies open. Yeah. So I've been doing like, like shows with like young entrepreneurs and like who are doing stuff. But the clubs I'm now just starting, I believe I'm gonna make my way to Austin. Yep. And I'm gonna go to Side Splitters. It's a place I always play every year. Where is that?

Tampa. And Philly, he probably played the punch line. Yep. But I haven't really, I just started performing inside like two weeks ago. You don't do the Tampa Amp prop? I used to, I just was, but I got to deal like with side splinters.

It was like a young kid who took over the club and he pretty much gives me. Brian Topkins. Yeah, he's a man. And I'd rather just go in and not take any money up front and see what I sell. Yeah, that's good. So I like that.

I like that guy. Yeah. Has the whole COVID thing been tough for you? Or you've just been, what have you been doing, dude? I've just been what you've been doing, dude. I've been, I've actually been pretty, I mean, I don't know what it sounds like, I've been pretty productive. Like, I've been doing a lot of stuff

that I normally wouldn't do, you know? Like, I'm fixing up my place and getting all my online stuff, taking old clips and putting all the, you know, words and captions, and I've been, I mean, like, getting my house in order and like, paying back taxes. Yeah, like stuff that we never do because we're always on a plane.

Yeah, for sure to shut down and like do stuff especially people online. If you don't have like a lot of people like especially comic struck up a podcast or the pandemic. Yeah, they're like thinking about their social media now. Yeah, you uh we performed at uh uh where was that where the airplanes were? We put some private planes. Hangar? Yeah. No it wasn't a Santa Monica. Was that kind of remember? Yeah we performed there. I performed a few shows with you. Oh yeah we did a zoom. We did a zoom. I've been like I don't know I guess I started performing maybe October. Yeah and I just it's been so, now the last month

it's been pretty busy. I know you guys seem like you kinda kept going. Yeah, I know stop. But, yeah, you know. But, more stop, can't stop. I mean, you know, it is what it is. It also never stops. Yeah, just some lane, too.

I don't know. So, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me Yeah. So, let me some be smooth. Act the way. Act the way. Some of which these better and relaxing are not doing anything. It's more neurotic, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, people can just sit, like I know people would just like do

and nothing just been hanging out. And you can just sit. I'm like, wow, man, that's impressive. Yeah. I do like the pandemic force me to shut down, like, oh, I work way too much. Like when you, when you have to chill out,

I'm like, I'm doing too much, man. No, it gave me perspective of like, oh, I work way too much. Like when you have to chill out, and like, I'm doing too much, man. No, it gave me perspective of like, I didn't mind chilling out. You know, I've been fortunate enough to do this for like 25 years. And we're on the road. That's what we're talking about. He meant to do this for a hot second, dude.

I was watching, randomly, they told me you're coming on. And then I think on Friday or Saturday, I was at home with the kids and scream was on. Oh. And I was like, holy fuck dude. He's been doing it all for a long time. Back back, wow, yeah, I was back in the day. Yeah, it's almost 25 years, almost 25 years. Yeah.

It was a good one, you know, it was one of those. You've been in entertainment forever, dude. Probably 1990, 91. It's kind of when I started making money. You think you'll always do it? Do you have a fantasy of doing anything else? You know what? It's so funny, bro, because it's interesting, because someone who has been doing it, I think you've probably been doing it almost as long as me. 30 years?

You tell me, I feel that it's changed so much, but maybe I'm in denial, maybe I don't want to be old man, it yells a cloud, but I do feel it's just so different now. And it's great, but it's also different. Like, am I crazy to say it's lost certain luster? Well, I don't know. For me, I feel like as an older dude now, as long as I'm, so during COVID, I wrote a whole sort of hour and I kind of threw it away.

I've never done this before, but I went, I'm just going to throw it away. Because I wasn't, I was like, I'm getting to a point now where I have, where my observations can be a rich, like I'm going to think about how I feel about something as opposed to getting my opinion from a book or from someone else. And that challenge has been interesting because what I find is people actually want to hear from the old guy. And so in that sense, it's been a really interesting kind of transformation. I've kind of been like, well, why can't I come up with the ideas that people are talking about as opposed to regurgitating them from somewhere else? And that's just a new thing for me. So maybe in that sense, it's a shot in the arm. So I do think in that sense, as long as you're challenging yourself with some new thing,

the response has been really good. But before that, what was like, you guys have 60 years of intertaping. I know. You know what the guys look like? You guys are good. Now what I mean to say, before I,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Before I I didn't laugh lies Bro, I'm I look at myself now on camera. I'm like that. I was all No, but it's like we would have to go like this, but like, please, please, please, and now like this is an example.

You can start your own thing, create your own audience, do your own lane, but I think the mystery of Hollywood, like is so different now, like there's people in Idaho that are like, oh, I know that both of you, because I saw behind the scenes and the TikTok. Yeah, there's no mystery anymore. Yeah, the fourth wall, oh, I know that bullshit because I saw it behind the scenes and the TikTok. It's like, there's no mystery anymore. Yeah, the fourth wall, yeah. And it's different.

There's also like, there's no like, there's no like, there's no like, major celebrities anymore. Like, everyone has their niche. Like, you're never gonna get another like, Leonardo Caprio or, you know, it's just, it's just different. Like, everyone has their lane.

And then it's like, building out of that lane. David Blame was telling me that, but when it went back in the day, he would do a special and it would trend for two years. Like, so he'd do, not spread for two years. Well, he'd do a special and literally it'd be an ABC thing, if you'd rated really high.

I mean, did you see him levitate? Yeah. Now, what do you do? He had those balloons and they took him off into the air. Like, he hung on balloons. Well, he was talking to a YouTuber and the YouTuber goes, man, if you did that, I would probably trend for like five days.

He's from laughing, he's from laughing. And she was serious. And he was like, fuck, the content now, like, no, no, we sit now watching David Blaine's hour. Like it's just, the kids now like MTV struggling with this because they were telling me how like the attention span of the young audience is so small now, it has to come.

How do you be like quick? Oh, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. So they're trying to figure out the algorithm, like how can we keep this young audience? Cause we're losing. Yeah, I've seen you've been posting, like old sketches and like your sketch shows, but I think they, all of it. I've taken everything I've seen you've been posting like old sketches and all yeah, like your sketch shows All of it all of it. Yeah, I've taken everything I've ever done

That's what I've done clipped it all up Yeah, my first commercial to old college gigs To everything and I just put words to try to put off for two minutes Yeah, you grew up where I grew up in Philly. Oh, don't get it outside of Philly outside of Philly. Would you start a stand-up at Phoenix? No, I started stand up in L.A. I started a Phoenix. No, I was my first That was my first club that ever played where I got to basically middle Tempium probably in the Dallas and probably like

Gary Valentine used to let me move form Rick over 10. Yeah, Bob Saga Yeah, all those guys kind of because I I only had, like, I had done movies and stuff. I did stand up for like five years. Yeah. Couldn't get anywhere. I couldn't get in the improv. I guess spots, maybe at the store, please allows. Then I, the acting started taking off. And these guys are like, you should come middle, because we like you, but I would have eight minutes. Yeah. know like and I would like the other eight minutes was me like working on you know hey where are you from? Do you know what I mean?

Jamie I would say like for us when we were coming up nobody was making money doing stand up. Like yeah. You know what I mean like you with podcasting now on social media and you can curate an audience but back in the day you just didn't nobody was me I don't care who you were you weren't making the kind of money people that made that up at all. Well, was it in standard kind of being used, like, you look at some of the standards back then, they're getting big enough where they could parlay into a TV.

Yes, you wanted to stop doing standards. That was the, that was the, that was the, that was the, that was the, that was the, the, here's how it was, you tell me if I'm wrong, it was you get enough to be a TV guest spot, so like eight minutes on a Conan or tonight show, or a comedy central. Then from there, you get TV guest spots, then you get your own show, and then you start a movie, and then you go by. Correct. And now, and then Kevin Hart changed the game where he's starting the biggest movie in the world, he's got the biggest tour in the world, and he's doing a

guest spot at the ha ha. Yeah, I hear like, dude, what? Yeah, I'm not gonna say, like, what? He's like, never stop working. And it's not working. But it's now because they want to be with you now, where there was a time where DVDs made you big again, but then the clubs, there was many levels to it. But being on TV at first, they would get stand up all the time and then the clubs got empty.

And then DVDs. They followed you You got big again then that went down then podcasting made it huge again. Yeah, that's my opinion When did you do wait? Why did you do that movie heckler? Heckler is oh seven oh seven. Yeah, how do you feel let me ask you how do you feel about when people bring up old movies? Are you cool with it or is it like I love it? You like it? I did but he was like a documentary about all the hecklers. Yeah.

It's a pretty good documentary. Well, it was about him getting heckled. Well, just like, you know, it's basically like, I started out. I wanted to do my first hour, right? So I had done a bunch of movies and stuff. And I had enough to do my first hour. The director is like, let's start filming you. He did. and every night

There would be some interaction with the heckle I put like 15 of them together and I'm like dude. This is fun. You're the may act. Oh, there. Yeah, and he was like Yes, so we had like 45 minutes then we started realizing like what is a heckler? What is in the mind of the heckler? So I started interviewing all these comics and different people and then I realized that at that time The internet was blown up So you had to like blog calm. I don't know if you remember this and so you do was never review There was never like you bought a toaster There was there were now a review of the toaster like this was all new

So I started seeing that the culture started becoming heckling like and people would say like Jamie Kennedy Not only should not act anymore He shouldn't have been fucking born. Well if you you buy a toaster, no one's like, fuck this toaster. This toaster should never be able to toast again. And so the whole culture became very critical, which is now in our business, we have a whole sub-sector people

that get famous by taking down other people. It's fascinating, because we're all in the same game. This is a different thing. So it was early, but now it's, this was before Twitter. So I believe we live in a super critical culture of like, I was just talking about today, it's like, not only can you not have your own opinion, if somebody doesn't agree with you,

fuck you for having that opinion, I'm gonna report you, because I don't agree with your opinion. It's bizarro. Yeah, somebody didn't that Spanish politician get, suspended from Twitter for saying, a man cannot get pregnant? No, he really did. He saying, a man cannot get pregnant. No, really?

Yeah, he goes, a man cannot get pregnant. Suspended, like we've gotten to a point where we're, there are no, we don't know what, the rules keep getting reinvented. Gold puts. Yeah, the goal post-kissed getting changed and it's really hard to kind of, that's where you start to lose people,

where like, what rules are you guys making up and who's making the rules? Yeah, like who's saying that this is the rule? It's the, I don't know if you can to lose people, where like, what rules are you guys making up and who's making the rules? Yeah, like who's saying that this is the rule? It's the, I don't know if you can talk about it, like with the virus, we could go get a table, get the weight outside to get your table and get to wear a mask. And then when you can go inside to sit at your table,

you can take your mask off because the virus will wait. I mean, it's a little, right? It's like, what's the message to that? It's all confusing. It's been an interesting, it's a little strange. Right? It's confusing. It's been an interesting. It'll be interesting in 10 years to see what historians say about it all. Right.

Don't be making fun of us. Like, God, how ridiculous. Fuck it. Yeah. We locked them down for a year. Well, let's think about all of history. Like, all of us shit all keep in mind. Yeah, like every time I read history, I'm like, oh, everybody was wrong.

Fuckin' everybody. Yeah, it was pretty alike. They're trying to figure it out. Yeah, that's all. Well, they were given the CDC lady shit and obviously a tough job, but they're like, so two weeks ago, you told everybody where I'm asked, then now you're saying they can take him off and they go, do you feel like you was just pressured from politics taking him off? She is. You can see she goes, listen, no, I get the info when you guys get there. Right. I do. I do. So you guys did it?

There's no Sick I just listen to what I say I have this podcast with Sam triply who I love one of my favorite people of all time Sam is a die it's called Conspiracy, so Sam is a die heart, so conspiracy, so conspiracy. Oh yeah. And you know what I said.

And I, and I, and I have a lot of, there are a lot of conspiracy theorists after, right? Yeah. So what I'll say with Sam is that the whole point of the show is that he hits me with a conspiracy and I, I debunk it. The problem is that the way I debunk it, I don't really have all the information, but I go, he'll be like, they plan this, they infected bats, the CDC's, and I'm always like, and always, I go, I don't think anybody's that organized.

I just don't, I don't think that the woman from the CDC is actually getting orders from the fucking, the white brotherhood or whoever it is it's running everything. It's it's so interesting to me. So like for me, I think that's exactly what I think they're everybody's doing their best. I was just dealt with this man. I don't know. I don't know how I went to the mall with my family and it's weird because we don't know the rules right and there's the CDC's if you're vaccinated, you don't need mask and we're all vaccinated.

So we don't know. So some people have a mask on some don'ts an outdoor mall and So I go into this coffee shop and there's this group of young girls here and they all have their mask on their Sippin' a coffee through the mask and even I'm like Jesus Christ ladies and then you'll people are coming without mask and she looks at around us apparently everybody's vaccinated I Don't ruin your day But now it's like now which it was great

Well, now Which is which which is like you know, I have people who don't trust the vaccine now They'll hold the fucking how about you do you hear about they're doing the recount the doing a recount in Arizona Yeah, for the election right so So we will do in the recap, right? Right now. Yeah, a couple of counties that you, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you

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know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you show you this is a legit election right so now they're fucking they're literally they have independent views and they're they're doing the recap. Little ways. Somebody floats a rumor. Somebody floats a rumor and what is it? They go hey you guys it read you guys account in the ballots. Well guess what the ballots the paper made from bamboo. That's a real thing. What is that?

It's a real thing everybody. What is it meaning? Meaning, China's involved. That's literally, and now they're like, we gotta stop and they have to investigate that. I do. We've gotten to a point where it's fucking not. We just can't believe anything.

It's a thing, it's a thing. We can't believe you ever think about leaving Nellie, Jamie? No. This is my home. I love it. I'm gonna say, you know, like honestly, the, this is my home. I love it. I'm gonna say it in a way. You know, like honestly the traffic was great up until about more months ago. Wasn't it nice?

Can we get here in 18 minutes? And now it's like, I'm like, oh, we're back, huh? You know, I'm gonna be like 42 minutes to get here. And I'm like, this is where I'm at, man. I mean, people are saying all this about LA. It's gonna thrive. Oh yeah. It's always gonna be fine. We said that, you and I said that. it's gonna thrive. Oh yeah, it's always gonna be fine.

We said that, you and I said that. Everybody's leaving and stuff, but it's like, they did lose a congressional seat, meaning like there's less people in California, but isn't that a good thing in a way? Yeah, 39.8 still. Yeah, it's the number. The other thing, there's a whole state

about people leaving L.A. and compared to even two years before the pandemic This is a natural thing that happens all the time. It's really not that crazy how many people are leaving people have been saying You're famous people leaving yes, but the overall masses of people leaving it's nothing outland But people that traffic is acting since now Yeah, I like to take drives though like I did this gig out in Chandler And it's like a five and a half hour drive. I'm going to do a gig up north, be five and a half.

I'm enjoying getting in the car. Yeah. I got to get on a plane. You haven't had the airplane yet? It's packed. No. Oh, yeah. Here's the thing, it's packed for a while.

Like the media is like, nobody's flying everyways in mass. Dude, I've been flying this entire thing out. Yeah. I've never not had it packed. There's only one airline where it was like no middle seats. I can't remember what it was. Southwest Delta Delta. Southwest was like that too.

Oh, got it. But now like if everyone's just like. In the middle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like literally touching people. Well, you were saying last night, it's like, did you guys know that the UFOs were trending last night?

And it was a story because 60 minutes talked about it, but it was a story that Rogan broke two years ago with Jeffrey, I think, Favour and... Bob laser? Yeah, no, it was a favor and the guy who did, is the Tic-Tac story. Oh, yeah, yeah. And now...

You're moving? Yeah. Now everyone's like, oh, 60 minutes blessed it. But I'm like, hmm, our community broke that. Like, two years ago. That's it. I mean, I also think why? Maybe that's not why it gets picked up

or trending, because the majority of Americans, especially if they're in like our community or Rogans, like it's a vast amount of people, those are old videos. So when they show them, it's like, we still see that three years ago. I think you guys are new. I think what's new is the Department of Defense.

Ignolish, I actually acknowledged and came out and said, we don't know what these are. Which means everything's off the table now, right? That's what I'm saying. It's all off the table. That would be okay We all have plans that would be very fucking like that's what you don't realize about life. It's like all of a sudden What you opposed or what where are they? Happen we'd have to be what it is but nothing That really happened. We'd have to be, what it did happen, but nothing. Eight times, but we wouldn't know.

It's been happening, but what are you, but there is still a little left difference? That's what I'm asking you. What are you gonna do? So if you found out, I feel about UFOs, I like to know about it, but I'm not gonna change my life style.

I can't really, this is what I'm saying. So if you had, if we knew that actual UFOs, that we were being contacted by extra-trestual life. Okay. Again, I think we'd still do the pocket. I think we'd still, and I got one more, I got one more. But we're assuming because of like Mars attack

that they're all hostile and shit. I think there's like, oh, you guys are boneheads. I'm out of here. Yeah, we're good. Nobody would be like, ah, screaming in the streets. I think we'd just be like, what's gonna happen next? Like the really morbid thing is, if a billion people, God forbid,

like say, Corona killed, or some virus killed a billion people, it'd be, it'd fuck everything up. But if it happened way over there, like, you know, way over there. Do you think we'd miss work? Do you think that we'd be like, you'd move different,

because they'd be worried about it. A billion, people goes down. A billion, you talk about world war's easter. I'm talking about world war's easter. Our lives would completely change. Yeah, well, if people would leave their home. If it happened over there, people would leave their home. You don't think so.

You think too deep, I think people would die in COVID and even locked them for a year. Now, think of a billion people that it's actually we would be freaked out to be underground We would definitely be underground, but my question is if if if we knew it wasn't happening here We couldn't prove it though. Yeah, they're way about it coming over here. So we would be so I agree people people just go on with their fucking Thought yeah, but I think I think people would tell you. They do respond to this pandemic, you kidding. And that's the thing is this,

you have to always be getting more and more real. I mean, there's a story every kind of other day in mainstream now. No, I see it. So I think what they're supposed to do with it. Well, something has to be. I'm like, oh, damn, that's crazy. And then I just keep on keeping on.

I told it jumps out. You got to see something crazy with it. I want to go to the pier. I also, isn't it possible? Isn't it possible that it's just some kind of military technology? That's what Chris and Dee think. Russian technology.

Chris and Dee thinks it's something like military life. Why wouldn't it be? Yeah. And you think that Chinese and Russians are so much more advanced than us, we can't figure it out. I think it might be actually... It might be actually... An inside job.

No, it might be pilots, people in the Department of Defense who pick up on this, who video it. But it doesn't mean that because you fly jets for the military, that you're privy to all the secrets. Yeah. That could be a secret military program somewhere that just very few people know about. Oh, you're saying that probably everybody in the military And they're not telling like oh, yeah crazy. That's probably an alien right now. So have you heard about this new thing where they can't this is what's really eerie There's there a lot of American spies and diplomats and it started happening in Cuba

And now it happened at the White House. Do you read about this the hot chick? No The hot chick who's honeydicking guys No, that's a Chinese that's a Chinese what's that no no no no no no Survival And she was like survivor, and then he did give people to get Trump's people to talk shit about him. See who was loyal. Yeah, I came out. Well, honeydick says they said that order. Dave's had chicken. I'm kidding.

Right? It's a nice one. It was like a one-a-man chicken. What is a honeydick? It's so spicy. She's a government spy, but she's really pretty. So she would get asked out by these politicians. So she would go on dates with them. And she'd have a recording trying to get them to talk

shit about Trump and other people. Ah! So she would honey, you know, I'm from the politicians. Like the CIA should do that, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they have now, now that's not what I was talking about, but I like it. But what they have now is they can't figure out this weird thing where diplomats and spies especially Will be walking and all of a sudden they get hit with something where it's either a sound that makes them start throwing up

Gives them a brain injury. Yeah, give them a brain injury So these guys and so when the guy pulled back he was okay, and they went back into the area He got he got a brain injury. He got And the guy pulled back, he was okay, and he went back into the area. He got a brain injury, he got really sick, had to go to the hospital immediately. They don't know what it is. And it's affecting specific people in the government, including now for the first time at the White House, in the doors of or in behind the gates of the White House. Really?

So they think it's either some kind of a weapon that a foreign agent or some foreign entity is using either its sound frequency that's discombobulating the brain or something, but it's definitely a weapon they think that they don't know about. What? But it's becoming more and more... I heard about this about tears ago in Cuba. That's right. It was happening in the South of. Yes, but Natty note was infiltrating our... Yes, now it's here and it's getting more prevalent. So it's Havana Syndrome. All these like spies and the guys got,

we're literally going like this, but and they were like, my ass, they fell to the ground. Let's go deeper down the rabbit hole. Oh, damn. Do you guys hear the loud booms at night? What? No, booms just like, what's the booms?

Does anyone hear any booms ever? I don't, but I like where you're going. Well, before it was. Maybe with his hair and hair right now. Is it a booms? No, but do you never hear any booms like loud, mini explosions? Okay. Go when you go home tonight, just see if you listen.

What do you live in? I live in the Greek. Greek later, let's feel this. Yeah. Maybe I'm hearing downtown. Do you think those are gunshots Libby? I live in awe by the Greek. Greek data, those feel lists. Yeah. Oh. Maybe I'm hearing downtown. Do you think those are gunshots over there? No, there's definitely gunshots. Oh, that's a nice one.

But there's also, you can look them up. You can look them up. I swear, there's booms. There's been some weird, like it is. I don't know, there was a phenomenon. It was like, there was some weird shit. I like the way you did it though. I like the way you just said.

Check it out. Whenever you do that, somebody go, you ever see that room? And it though. I like the way you just said check it out like whenever you do that somebody go You ever see that room? California town puzzle loud boom down town LA. All right. Okay. I'm not making it up. Well, that's like yeah, that's why Eddie Yeah, I've heard any booms lately. That was a US Army training thing. That said 2016 though Right there though March 13th. That's where I'm at. I'm in that dimension Right there though March 13th. That's where I'm at. I'm in that dimension. So, Verlake, that's right. I wonder if it's I wonder if it could be a plane break like sound barrier. It's just like boom boom. Now last year. Well last year. I don't know I don't know. People fucking around down the rabbit hole

But did you ever hear the fireworks shit? Yeah, they were putting fireworks in neighborhoods to let people like make explosions. Did you hear that? No, dude There was there was a guy my old neighborhood that I lived in he literally would just stand in the middle of the street Yeah, light off firecracker. What just because he wanted to it was like it was like M 80s Yeah, M 80s specifically and he would just walk into the street What but at night where everybody's like Lane? Oh, I don't like like later. Yeah, you do late at night. I'm not for the July Yeah, and what what in my number? That's that's called a fucking my neighbor

My neighbor has son has a son with autism and it was freaking a mess. I cool. Hey, you go She ran right over to and he was cool. like, oh, okay, I'll leave. I'm sorry about that. That's cool. Yeah, she was like, why would he do it? Like, I don't know. He was watching it so. This was like, this was like when the pandemic like first happened.

And then he was just freaking out. Yeah, people just freaking out. I don't know if this dude was just trying to get off on. But he was doing it so comfortably. They get off on that. Like, did I ever tell you about my buddy who's a defense lawyer and he has a client This this this very wealthy family their son has a problem and the son likes starting fires

Well, it's a start of fire and then he dresses up as a fireman and he waves traffic around the fires. No Yes, so they always got that just go be a fire No, yes, so they always got that just go be a fire Hey, man, just fucking sign them up for them doing it since he was 14. He's now 20 Still doing it was he really saying that I am the judge was like you get that you know And my friends my friends always got it. They pay him so much money He's a really good defender, but the kid is obviously a sociopath. has no one been like, man, maybe just go be a firefighter? He's like, oh, that's a great idea. Well, you can't have a firefighter when you're a starting.

He's starting off on fires. Did he start one of the palisades? Well, here's a few to him out of jail. He doesn't start, he doesn't start massive. He starts fire specifically. He's got a mailbox on George fire. Oh, he's like this. And he's got the stuff on.

And they're like, go look for Colin, I'm sure. And they'll, does he put a male? Colin, you want to come with me? Yo, he's like this. Guys, the fire, come around this way please. It's a fire and that's, and no one's gonna talk about white privilege. That's fire privilege.

They're like, go Colin started a little fire. I'm like, what is that? I'm like, Colin single, yeah. I would imagine he's, I think he's got some issues. But like, baby, I'm gonna start this fire. It sounds like a good kid. He's an arsonist. He's an arsonist, but he's a good kid.

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That's just your one line. You're not an actor. We know what you are. Yeah, that's a condition. But that is I'm fascinated with weird conditions. People are like to take breaking houses and take shits on the floor and stuff and leave. Left my mark.

Yeah, they don't want to take anything. They just do it. Yes, it is. want to take anything. That's a thing. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Wow. People also do that and light it on fire. It's an abilion wicked thoughts. Oh, really?

Yeah. It's to be like, it's happened once or twice, but I don't think it's like a real problem. So, so, so. Like, no, the person shitting on the ground. I'll be one better. They'll do it when people learn the house. And what they get off on, they'll

have to jerk off with a take a poo in the house. What they get off on is'll either jerk off or they'll take a poo in the house What they get off on is I might get caught and I'm doing something naughty and then they run out. Yeah, so I'm sure it happened How do you know this I read about in the book? Well a billion wicket thoughts a billion wicket Wow, so they they took so these neuroscientists took all the data from yeah from I guess took all the data from, I guess, porn hub. They're the mother thing to see what people actually look at when nobody else is looking to see where fetishes are and what they're about. It's really fascinating.

What was it? Oh, dude, so where is Granny porn the most popular? Well, in Kenya and parts of England, why? Because you're older people take care of kids. You know, what is the most what is the one? What is the second most popular word? Google the in porn sites. Well, it's mommy or a derivative of that. There's all kinds of weird shit. There's a you find out what a women like what what what a women in romance novels. Do they do they ever mention like girth or size no they mention passion

You know there's all kinds of weird shit. It's really interesting. So you get a sense of how how our brains work Passionate passionate about the novels they don't in the on the YouTube They're they're fucking finish is great well get so size. Size is important in the gay community. So good men who are googling. Sir, it's important in the every community. I don't want book erating, but yeah. You don't know. I think women are all about girth.

No, I'm saying that's not what they, that's not what I'm talking about. You're saying that size is not an issue. What they, what it is is passion, they'll talk about the blood pumping. I'm saying this book is written by a small white man All my years of research About your big dad They like you like short guys

You don't have to have money either this just in in my recent passion. I Found it. Here's the answer to this. Big Dicks are out boys. Gilles are in in England. Yeah, so it was granny. Wait, because it because cause like Nanny's oh no. So fucking weird Kenya and and the use that. Wow. and we're at Kenya and the use of that. That's so wild. And it really is a weird shit. What do you got, Shane? Give some current events.

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Did it hit the West Side at all? My entire house covered in ash. I couldn't go outside. Not really. It stayed within the, to paying the canyon area. And so right now, I think they have it kind of under control. Whereas on, I think Sunday morning, it was zero percent in control. It was terrible.

On Sunday's region chill, talking about side with your thinking. Cream grass side. Like I had the worst headache. My entire car is covered in fucking ashes. I didn't even know there was a fire because I'm over in Burbank. It was until I heard on the radio. Oh man.

But I guess the rain really helped the rain Sunday morning. Yeah, they must have got under control because I woke up this morning. There was no like smoke. Didn't look like there's no smoke on the way here. Really clear. Well, you live in. No, but I was on the way here. I was looking at the mountains. Oh, and it was clear. Yeah, I didn't see it. And I didn't mention anything either. But I could I usually take to hang a get here and

close down. It's a wind blowing in that way though. I'm telling you it was so bad around me, really. Oh, and they it was, it was started by a person. It was like a, they say a homeless man. Yeah, they said it was a homeless man. They arrested two people. I believe the first two people that they investigated, they let go and they then found that it was a homeless man

that they arrested. Well, they're all shacking up in the hills of Malibu so people don't hike there anymore. Oh, really? Because they're afraid, yeah, because that's where they're going they're they're setting up tents so they're leaving the west side hiking up Kamehrabur and they're up in Malibu State Park and all those areas so residents spend all that money don't hike there especially women most the most expensive property yeah and they're up there in colonies

oh wow really where are public 405 just up in no one in Malibu in the hill It's a property. Yeah, and they're up there in colonies. Oh wow. Really? We're in public 405. It just up in Malibu and in the hills. Okay. Like in the canyon and stuff. And it's like, all right. It sounds like that thing from the other guys, dirty miking the boys.

Can you remember that? Oh, the other guys. They were having a homeless guy. We're having an orgy in the Prius. Oh no. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 30 May. Also, wasn't they like a $30,000 reward for this? 30,000 yeah

Oh, that was so funny movies under that movie's underrated fun. I love that Shit was hilarious. That's actually Adam a K right there. Yeah, he's brilliant. Yeah, he's the writer Yeah, so with that guy being homeless cause I'm fire. I mean What are you gonna do? Yeah, we get brilliant. Yeah, he's the writer. He's amazing. Yeah, so would that guy be in homeless cause in the fire? I mean, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? We have to take this fucking can. He's arrested, but then.

And then what? And then he's released after he serves the time. Yeah, watch for millions and millions of dollars in damage and resources. Yeah, 1600 acres. Or homes burnt at all. Or just they had to evacuate. They were evacuated, but I don't think any homes

were burned. I saw it. I saw it. I did it show it jamming the van and I saw all the smoke. Oh, you can see it. Yeah, you can see it. The moon was like, I mean, the sun was like, it was pinkish. Crazy. Oh, damn.

Wow. Okay, so unemployment is becoming such a large issue in this country that a McDonald's franchise in Florida is offering people $50 just to come in to have an interview and people still don't want to come in. Because they're making more money from the government. Yeah, it's timmy. How long does the stimmy get alas though? Do we know?

How long is it they're going to keep doing it? Yeah, there's another stimulus coming out for $600. I think within the next couple of weeks, I've been doing it. But how long do they can only keep that up for so long? Yeah, I can keep doing it. Well, a lot of people in government think that you can't. You just keep taxing and just spending. People are paying them $50 to go interview.

Just for a interview. Yeah, just for a interview. Not even necessarily getting hired. Just come in and do interview. Yeah, he's coming for interview. Yeah. I know so many restaurants that can't hire good, they can't find people who are willing to work. Because they're there to make more interview. Yeah. I know so many restaurants that can't hire good, they can't find people who are willing to work

because they're there to make more money in the end of the day. So it's like, it's like a massive welfare state. Yeah, so a lot of restaurants now are going out of their way to actually pay people a little above minimum wage now to almost incentivize people like, hey, we're better than unemployment, but people still are like, no.

What? Yeah. Yeah. So there's a lot of people with money spending money, but there isn't a lot of people willing to work right now. You see that in your heart? Because they're just making money just sitting at home. Yeah.

You see that in your heart? You're going to be a doggy coin. Yeah. I hate the doggy coin. The doggy coin. The doggy coin. A dip to your heart. I know they did.

It's going to come back. That's what I would find in dip to your heart. I know they did it. It's gonna come back Oh wait, it's because of the Elon SNL sketch right yeah, yeah, that's right and his tweets too Yeah, his tweets was he talking shit on it or something? He's yeah, he's a he talks smack and then it goes down Yeah, he probably buys it he He probably talks about it. Yeah, because Tesla takes Dogecoin. No, they don't take it anymore. They don't take it? No, they don't take Bitcoin. Oh, Bitcoin, Bitcoin. Yeah.

But Tesla takes Dogecoin? Oh, yes. Tesla takes Dogecoin because Elon thinks that Dogecoin is a future. And then recently he pulled out and says that Tesla will no longer allow Bitcoin, which is the reason why Bitcoin gets so hard in the last year.

Oh, God, he has so much influence. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. I'm gonna get a test. What else you got, too? Okay, so somebody is handling the Wingstop Twitter account, and they are out here tweeting so Goddamn recklessly. They started hitting on a girl who was tweeting at them.

Wingstop Ranch got a half nut and no wait, she's No wait. It's a special white sauce but it does not contain nuts. Wingstop you got a chill for real. You brought it up. Are we full right now? Are we? There's more. Wow. You close Texas, HQ is in Dallas so yeah I'm three hours away. Be there soon. Bread it or naked. Bread is great because of the boneless wings but boning sounds like a better option, so the latter. God, I need you in me. All you have to do is open your mouth. You're a little freak, anyway,

let's move this to the DMs. What? Yo, and then, Jamie with us for both of you. DMs are open. Jesus. I don't know what this person got fired or promoted one or the other Hot too if she's real

Yeah, it's good point. I don't know if any huggers really Jamie. You know JD. Yeah, he's great. He's hilarious John with a spoon son Oh, yeah, yeah, John with a Still have a thing. No, he probably passed away Yeah, John with the It's still everything No, he probably passed away. It's great. He stops about to get fired promoted. That's so funny.

The wing feels are open. Wow. What else you got? It's just nuts. Okay, so this was a rumor a few months ago, but people recently confirmed that Matthew McConaughey is actually taking plans to run for governor of texas very seriously uh... uh...

right now to run for governor go for it it might be killing dinner and matthew mcconnie wow i can see him on the yeah i mean i like to know spot i don't know how to know is political

leakin lawyer uh... he's no yeah, he's yeah, no, I'm in the middle though doesn't he? Yeah, he's common sense. Yeah, I mean, I would from when you hear from on me. I mean maybe but he's also such a big name in Texas like people love him. Yeah, he can do it. I always I have friends I like him. I say he's the nicest guy on the plant like I've heard I have a lot of friends who work with them. Yeah, I take it. They say nothing I never worked with no I haven't worked really just nothing but good things. Yeah, I heard he's the best. I mean, I you know I would vote for him

I would vote for him based off Lincoln lawyer. He's gonna work Well, I you know, I'm not gonna wear it. He could do it. For sure. Yeah. So right now we have uh, Caitlin Jenner, Matthew McConaughey and the rock. All the rock. He's getting involved. No, the right noise. That was a rumor. I thought but also Caitlin Jenner's not gonna win here. Like, it could be because I don't know. I don't think they're gonna win. New sums approval ratings going through the roof. I thought he was in trouble. No. He's back. Yeah, he's back. Yeah, I thought because of the uh, petition. There's the roof. I thought he was in trouble. No. He's back. Yeah, he's back. Yeah, talk because of the petition. They're the recall. Yeah. I don't know how that works. So he's got

the num, he's got enough to get a recall. But the question is, will people, well, but then it goes to then they have to, yeah, I don't know how you have people still have to, but his approval rating now that like the economy's open back up and our cases are so low per capita over the lowest in the country So people like all right, we're good. So they think he's all right. It's a tough time to be Caitlin. I read that even through the pandemic Like 56 56% of California still like them. So you who's still above 50% during the pandemic Wow, yeah Well, sir, it's a blue state. It's a very liberal state.

So of course that makes sense. I never heard anyone talk about it. I thought people hated them, but. Yes, so did I. But it's a blue state. So people are going to vote, you know. Blue, yeah. It's like buying a prove ratings,

like was it 52% or something, but it's, that's who voted for them. Yeah. People aren't going to change their mind. But also, Biden's approval rating for how long has been the office when the lowest of all time. Correct. Correct. It correct like the worst of all

times yes in the short of what is it fifty fifty two hundred oh fifty fifty which is which is essentially historically low margin he won by historically low though for this short of time in office okay I mean you got weird things going on though they come with also the world's different to now but the Middle East is on fire you got the pipeline issue you got unemployment up there's a lot of you know i mean i you can't blame a president when they

first get in their book is first on the hammer back of shit fire like do figure it out but having said that people are gonna still blame you peace was shit people are shitting in his house and watching yep which i think all you know what yeah it's it's it't know. I thought it was just causing you to call back. It's like, it's called, I leave it, I leave it ducky in your house. Ducky in the house.

I like a little ducky. I think it's a real problem. I don't know if it's a problem. Asking me, asking me, I've never had. Asking me, asking me, asking me, asking me, asking me. If it was a problem, the news would report it. Asking me, it's like, it's happening all over the world. Asking me if I did, and I'll try to convince you I didn't ready ask me who shitness house not me

Or I could just go this else What else you got gin Another one of your American Idol boys is in trouble They do that you like see what the Oh, what happened it says domestic violence. I guess he has like a harassment charge against some girl or some girl has it against him. He was on two seasons ago. He was the garbage guy. Yeah. He could kind of sing but it have any formal training. His story was like, once you warm up, he's like warm up.

What are you talking about? He's like, I don't know what warm up is man that was it was a country uh... yeah i mean he knows it's a great thing that's it so you don't make it you know he didn't make it but uh... did did did we report last week the guy the kid who got in trouble the the country singer got kicked out for when he was twelve but uh... kkk no we didn't talk about that

american out of the, 12 years old. Yeah, man, much bigger stories than this guy who finished 900th place. Yeah, he was in the top five and he got, on Twitter, they found an old video that he posted when he was 12 of him, you know, KKK style hood, yeah. Dude, he was a fan favorite. How they know it's him. Well that's his face there you know. There's no audio though.

So yeah I kicked off a American Idol for this. And he was in top five. Honestly I didn't think that was it. KKK. Good. What was it ghost like? Weird right? Yeah they fight everything. good. What would it go like? Weird, right?

Yeah, they fight everything. And last night, Rick and I, it's like down to the top three now. It's like so intense. He was a B good. He was really good, yeah. And all they do is go, Caleb's no longer with us. Moving on. Really?

Dude, I've been watching again for fucking three months. That's it. There's like, Caleb's not here anymore. Let's focus on you. They didn't tell you what was up, that's it. There's like, Caleb's not here anymore. Let's focus on you. They didn't tell you what was off. There's nothing. There's like Caleb's not here anymore, so let's focus on these three.

Cause they probably can't give you the detail. They don't want to. They don't want you to know. They don't want you. Yeah, yeah. They definitely could. You gotta hold on. No, he was sitting there.

He was sitting there. He wasn't playing. I don't know. I mean, he should have been like, he was sitting there. He wasn't doing the hood. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, he should have been like He was a I'm gonna do it like a ghost Seen and a resurface was someone. Oh, he's whizz on wearing a Like he said he was 12

Yeah, I mean he's young there. He wouldn't even recognize his face. I mean well he's 16 on the show So he said he was 12 there. He was six. well he's 12. Oh, he's 12 though. I mean, lost his brain. Like he's a kid. Yeah, but he's singing country music. It's not the... He's not... He's not...

He's slippery slow. He was slippery slow. No, I'm just saying that, you know. That's not a bad thing. The optics. He could have been in a dairy room. He got a draw. He's just thinking.

Yeah, I mean. Oh, it could be. What was the state he's in? Where are we at here? He could have been in a dairy. He could have been in a dairy. He could have been in a dairy. He could have been in a dairy. He could have been in a dairy. He could have been in a dairy. He could have been in a dairy. He could have been in a dairy. He could have been in a dairy. He could have been in a dairy. He could have been in a dairy. He could have been in a dairy.

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I thought it was like it looks like a friend, you know like it, but I mean, I don't know I could be that's what it looks like to me, but it didn't look good. But it did look good. It didn't look good. It's out of care line. I know there's a lot of people in there. So you were seeing walking, I don't know. If you were at, yeah. It's, oh God, we don't want to go down this road. It's up to, it's up to, it's up to,

it's up to, yeah. If you're 12 years old, you don't see next time. You see next time. You know? Yeah. But if you're at a 12 year old, I mean, my kid is 13, right? 12 years old is really young.

And you don't know what the context is. You don't know. If you're next to somebody, you don't know what the context is there. You just don't. Yeah, I doubt his existence. But also at 16, like, yeah, I just sort of saying, what is he like now?

I mean, that was when he was 12. You know what I learned on the show 16? 16, 16, 16. So yeah, what is he like now that's super super thing is a very a lot of holder than 16 very solid show 16 when he was on the show without the teeth as a car no that's not a guy he's gone that was the best final car he thought car was basically so that's how he's still a minor 16 now still a minor still a minor writes all zone songs beat he's beast writes all zone songs

Yeah, so he's okay So you're gonna take a minor and you had you saw one snapshot of him And you have no idea what the context is and by the way You're not making the world less racist by doing this. You're not doing any good in the world You're right. Yeah people think this virtue signaling as if you're actually making a difference. No, you're not No, you're not you're just you're not. You're just not. So that's my problem. My problem is the hysteria, people jumping on board and saying,

you're not, I don't believe you. I don't believe you're more virtuous. I just don't. I just think it's... I don't think American Idol in Disney is gonna fight back though. I'm like, yep, get him out of there. Like, damn, no context though, he's 16. No context.

It was 12 when he was 12. Yeah. Okay. If he was nine, what is the age? And what is? Oh, no. Yeah. But you can't even ask those questions

and that bothers me. Everyone's scared. And I do ask those questions. Yeah, this is bothers me. Wait, there's just something to put out with it. Well, for them, but also, like, let's say you were the CEO of Disney, would you? Like you have this billion dollar company. It's like Caleb, who? What?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you see him with that. Yeah, we don't have time for that. Next. True. Like you're not unless you're undeniable, they're not going to fight for you. True. All right, so this guy Ethan Klein, he does podcasts. I think even films that where we do one of our shows too. So he's being sued for $50 million by Triller because he played parts of the Ben Asker knockout, which everyone does, right? Everyone does, especially if you're talking

about on a show, just commenting. But he's actually just like the highlights. Yeah, so any was commentating second? I think 45 seconds or something like that. I don't know if Triller has a suit here. Yeah, because that's like copy, it's like a, there's a rule where you can use footage just to talk about it, right?

We do all the time. Who is he trying? I think he said in a podcast view that he illegally streamed it, though, that's I think. Oh, that's going to be a problem if you did that. On the podcast, he was hoping like, oh, I illegally streamed it. Because he was talking about his friend and me. He hates Jake Paul, right?

I am not sure. I don't know, I don't know a show. I know it's it. I am not sure. I don't know. I don't know the show. I know it's big. I know FFF has to do a show. He does a podcast called Frenemies with a girl named Trisha Paytas and they were talking about that fight.

And he openly admitted to saying that, oh, I streamed it because he was trying to talk about a joke saying, oh, I streamed it by still feel robbed, even though I didn't pay for a fight. And that's what they're using in conjunction with the clips I used. Clearly, then I can get 50 million. I'm clearly don't have 50 million.

So I would assuming they sell out a court, but it's not gonna be cheap for your boy there. So they have a suit. If you made it extreme, and they can prove it, they can prove it. It's not that tough to prove. Yeah, how they gonna prove that? Because what initially can prove it. Yes, but that's not the proof. Yeah, how they're going to prove that? Because what initially he just showed a 45 on his pod.

I think on his YouTube channel. And then he also said that he on the podcast, he put on the channel. Is it on the channel? Has been amended? What's that mean? Does he have sense pen? No longer included.

Oh, it says, yeah, it says, I'm a defendant now. Making now. Make a minor change. Oh, so it's saying H3. Just Ethan is. It's oh H3. H3 says what? No, H3 says H3 says showers and app. They knew on I heard. Yeah, yeah. It's like Tik Tokish. Kind of, but you can buy a pay-per-view with sporting events and some of the stuff. It was blowing up. It was right now. It was because I saw it with Jake's fight. Yeah. Are you guys on it? No. No.

No. But I've been hearing, we should get on it. Get on it or not. No. No. What is it? It's supposed to be like, Triller is another TikTok.

Yeah, but I heard it is blowing up. Yeah. It's been around for as long as TikTok has been. The only thing is that TikTok was more popular. Now that Triller has fights, it's getting to... Triller's moving in the space of like a promotion. It's a bit of a circus. As soon as Jake Paul loses, they're gonna be in trouble.

Yeah. Do we know Jake Paul's fighting? Yeah, I was wondering. Oh, we don't. Is any fighting in Floyd Mayweather after Mayweather takes on Logan? Nope. The Chandler, Chandler, Olivera, surprise you. Oh, I was a surprise.

That's a good fight. I think they fight 10 times. Yeah. Chandler wins five, he wins five. That's why that's exactly. That's how I feel. It's like exciting. That's the next fight it's going to be.

He's Chandler so explosive. He's like the Hulk. He's actually the Hulk. He's a beast. That's unbelievable, man. Yo, did Jake's so explosive, he's like the Hulk. He's actually the Hulk. He's a beast. That's unbelievable, man. Yo, the Jake Paul stuff real, right? Oh yeah. With the hat.

Oh yeah, the Floyd. Incredible. Nuts. That was incredible. The greatest piece of promotion I've ever seen. He paid for it, but he had good fun with it. I mean, I've met Floyd a few times in Vegas. Nicsus guy, Floyd, if you're watching. I love you.

Calmest guy I've ever seen. I can't you know he got mad. Yeah, it was intense man. Bodyguards don't mess around either. But he's got some big ones too. I want to watch that fight now. Oh yeah. He doesn't see the footage.

I saw but I didn't know if he actually got roughed up. Oh yeah. No Jake got a, Jake got a butt high. Oh yeah. Oh we did. Oh yeah. He got weak. Yeah, his security was got on.

Who hit him? His security guards. Yeah. his security was got on who hit her his security guards Yeah, the giant somebody got footage of it where Floyd was hitting them. No, oh really? Yeah, but it makes me I'm I'm in I'm buying Like I want to watch it. You're gonna buy the Logan Paul. Why not yeah, it's actually I don't know anything like boxing like you guys do But Logan is a big dude. He's a big dude. He's not he's not chump No, but obviously he's going against Floyd the greatest ever to do it. Yeah, I'm so curious how it does I think it's gonna be you tell me I think I To be honest, Jamie I have no clue and usually I have a pulse on it. I have no clue on this one. Why?

Really? No clue. Jake was like 11th all time in terms of streams, they said. Paper views. That's trailer, they're full of shit. Okay, so people say, trailer's can be full of shit.

I don't know, because I think with the Jake and Ben thing, there was like this kind of weird, like, Ben could possibly win, and then Jake, we don't know about, and let's see what happens, and you know, one was a MMA royalty, and Jake's up in Cumber Boxer, so that made sense, but this one is like, it's so clear. That, you know, I don't know.

You know what's exciting is you tell me, like there's another family guy fighting Bryce Hall. Did you hear about this, It's a $6 million fight. So there's something called, I forget, it's a family and that head is fighting Bryce Hall. If you guys not heard about this, it's a $6 million fight. What? And this is what's exciting because the whole space is being, yeah. So it's the, Bryce Hall's the YouTuber, right? Yeah. Now he's a big tick-tocker YouTuber, but he's fighting

This guy and I forget his page is something the family and It's a six million dollar purse and this is why I think all the stuff is being disrupted because people are like We're just gonna put on our own events agree. Yeah, they don't need to get a change in from the UFC I think they just and these these what people don't realize is YouTube or so much money they make and these TikTok guys so 5 million to them is whatever, you know But the real fighters like holy fuck 5 million dollars like that's more than I made my career and these guys are just toss it up for the promotion It's insane. It's content for them. Yeah, so they're fighting in like two months 6 million box It's content for them. Yes, so they're fighting in like two months. Six million bucks.

I know. That's why people can just start challenging people on YouTube. But again, but again, it goes back to their, like their demo, like their fan base, will watch this YouTuber who has no skill in fighting, fight this other handsome YouTuber with no skill in fighting,

and they'll make money off of it. But like if they go into the real lanes, no one's gonna fuck you. Yeah, but the real lanes are being disrupted. They're becoming almost less relevant in boxing. In boxing. A little, not UFC obviously. No, we still. I don't know though, no, because the Tyson Prairie to Anthony Joshua fight, watch how well that does.

Yeah, but name another fight, right? Besides that, you talk about the biggest heavyweight fight of all time Yeah, I think can yellow would have to fight can I just thought everybody now can I look used to draw no? I'm talking right no no not about old like right now. I would say I would say Terrence Crawford if he fought Errol spends doesn't doesn't be Logan Paul or Jake that's still like another big fight. It would be a big fight But that's not like a paper well well why do i wonder though like worldwide boxing fans but yeah maybe not

i don't know i'd see the numbers yeah i think i do think that the fluid may weather uh... uh... i'm i'm curious after the jake whole thing i'm curious to see a fluid may whether it's gonna try to hurt logon paul as opposed to box him and it was an exhibition that's what I want to know. I wouldn't be surprised if you see Floyd trying to like actually do whatever he can to drop him quick and look at make him look silly.

Oh, but Ryan Garcia is a big draw. Not really. No, no, I thought he was. Social media draws. Big unsolvable. I mean, but as far as paper views, he's's not that I mean it dude to be a pay-per-view draw takes fucking years. Yeah Okay, I mean what about The fucking says name small Russian guy with a lot more long a chain go He sells some pay-per-views that's it He's just big among seven is that How about how about UFC who was it with a big? I mean how you have seen I mean His life. That's right. He's that's his life. That's right. So, what's the one you're doing? Seven. How about you FC?

Who was it? Who was the big, I mean, how was it? UFC's, I mean, they've got away from the paper you model, but just, you know, I mean, Chancellor of the very bad team. I don't think that one's gonna be big, but like, Poirey and Connor crushed it. Nate Diaz.

They're fighting again, yeah. Yeah, Nate Diaz is a big one. Like, UFC's crushing it. Yeah, it's not even close compared to boxing They have so many stars Wow What was you get you just one more? Our guy Isaac showed us this Isaac yeah, so this

Oh Isaac yeah so this woman's poster record them all this guy proposes hold on there's me to sum up with it oh no she missed it all No I just just like I myself time. Is it got her in me yet? I got this we good we good are you ready? It's She probably just like that she keeps He got a beef with gravity I love my body sure To turn to fans it was a little bit of a downslope Downslope right? I think she's always just giggling so hard that she felt the first time and you know what you giggle so hard you can control your show

She missed the whole look. I want to do one thing before we leave. Oh no. Can you, that's so funny. Can you just bring up, I want to see if you can explain this and if you think this is real magic. Can you bring up David Blaine with at Harrison Ford's house? Oh yeah. You see this. He's catching dude. But he did a little something like this to you but just watch this.

God that was so funny. Yeah right. Can we do a top one. Seven years ago? Oh, that's seven years. Just watch this. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Oh, pardon the deck. Great.

Hold the deck. That's my brother by the way. You're thinking of a card? Do I know what card you're thinking of? Your card just left the deck. There's no so high right now. Look through the deck, your card isn't there. Go ahead, look. Yeah, it's not there.

You won't see it there. No, it's nowhere. Here's what we'll do. There's some, do me a favor, grab a piece piece of food for me like a one that we can open up Yeah grab a piece of fruit I'm gonna put this there can we can we cut this? It's not the one we can open up me take a knife put it right there It's so hard to get your card out loud Yeah. Good.

I'm fighting here. So wanted to get your card out loud. It hurts. Nine hearts. Nine or a time. Nine or a time. Sideways. I'm not.

Sideways. Yes, I can cut right through it. I'm not hitting your hand. Let's do. Hold. See inside. See there's. See how there's a card in the orange?

No way. You have there's one card inside. Please remove it Take it out You know crazy to hear something so high out of his mind right now I like his earring. Shit, it's dope. It's racist. Get the fuck out of my house. There's so many like David Blaine. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, that's how it's a little weird.

He came to Harrison's 4th house with an orange in his pocket. Did he want to have that? I want it when he opened it. Did he put it in there? How did he get him to have you ever David Jewish of a trick in front of you. Yeah, it's not so I I did it once and I saw him and he did the deck Any and he threw the fucking deck at the window you ever see that one and everything falls in the card is on the other side of the window It's nuts. Yeah, so I don't know No black magic It's nuts. Yeah, so I don't know. It'll black magic. It's just black magic.

You guys are in dark magic. I like how he looked at me for that. Yeah. If you guys are in the dark magic, he's racist. Wow. Oh, good. I got to say Jamie, we appreciate you. Yeah. Wow. Sorry. Was I on top of that? I don't want you in that picture. Yeah, she's taking during the pandemic Back when you had to That beard is you just don't care It's like what's the point at the moment? Where are you? I'm uh, where am I going? I'm going to consider I Think my next jig is gonna be in

I'm formulating now. I think I'm gonna go to Austin and do a couple shows down there And then I'm gonna be at size blitters and I'm gonna be at Soul Joes I'm forming all these places now. Nice. So be here in Tampa this weekend. Tampa this weekend I got a Wednesday big and hungry podcast Zaney's and then I got Tampa Friday Saturday and then what do I have? Oh, then weekend after that Toledo funny bone. You ever done that? Yeah, okay good and then it's San Antonio I Like you can do it. I'll be in Toledo May 28 to 30. It's a little

I'm not excited Then I got San Antonio Texas to LOL third and fifth.. Well then you got a short flight up to Albany I got all the fun him on your full of nails Now you know it's fun though. Yeah, it's what you can do is cuz they're not gonna be a direct Yeah, so I need you to fly in a man hand and take a train. That's right up the oven. Yeah, that's only seven hours Yeah, that's a great club dog. It is yeah, all right. We did it. No, oh, dude You're here there. There's no six feet. That's six inches, but it's a real How many funny one then Philadelphia helium June 25 26 out wide open? I think so you know, I love that club

But is it wide open? Leave it is because I'm waiting to book it to it's wide open. What? Yeah, I think it is June 25 25 20 It is better be you better hope it is by June I forgot, 20th. I don't think it is better be. You better hope it is by June. I forgot, I'm gonna be in Delirious in Vegas Memorial Day weekend. I'm so sorry, downtown Grant, Thursday through Sunday. There you go. Yeah. Shepel and I are in Houston this Thursday, Friday, Saturday with David Lucas, Houston

improv, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, the Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, June 10th through the 12th at Brickstown Comic Club. Get your tickets at FATKZ for Chappelle myself and Brian and then I'll be in Appleton, Wisconsin at the Skyline Comedy Club June 4th and 5th I think Yes, June 4th and 5th ticket to Chappelle AC dot com That's it kids James Thank you for having me guys. I'm strong. Yeah, I'll shave next time. Oh please See guys

That's it kids James. Thank you for having me guys. I'll shave next time. I'll see you guys.