The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 689

Episode Date: May 25, 2021

The guys recap their Houston trip and talk Stevie Blue Eyes getting stung in the eye while doing chemo, gun shooting in Texas, backyard street fighter Shinigami, viral Tik Tok party in Huntington Beach, CA., Gaboon vipers, Shapel's butt crack back flip and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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He's got some hard times. Yeah, damn. Cancer. Stung in the fucking eye by a hornet, went, while going through chemo. Yeah, good stuff. Wait, that's a real story. Oh yeah, he's in the back seat of his fuck,

the air conditioning breaks down in dog days of summer Boston in traffic You mean it's eighth month of chemo and he's like, you know, I think I'd rather die I'm just gonna die this is no good He goes and he's lying in the back seat. There's no air conditioning traffic He's here and in the it's August and he's on chemo. That's a great time because when you when you're done with your drip That's when you're the sickest he's lying there like this and he's like I think I just I think it'd be good if I just died now I just wanted to be a cool story a wasp goes if you might if I just come

in and sing you hear in your eyeball I bought a douche and he already said he goes no matter how bad you think it is it can always be worse. That's not my recipe even rock bottom has a little wiggle room Ever heard that story that's pretty funny. It's domes don't yeah, that's a crazy even rock bottom has a little wiggle room True are you rated oh it's gone? Oh? That's our secret stories. Yeah, I decided you are you are somebody I have to be your beef cake your beef cake Your beef cake, but I'm a little afraid of you now only because I feel like your nicotine is a habit. And if you don't have it, you could get shovy.

Feisty. You might get shovy. Because you even said to me, you go, let's do a video and we'll grapple. Yes. And I went, I don't like, I never had to say that. You didn't want to do it. Yeah.

You said, oh, I gotta go to the airport. Then I said, then I said, You should go up for a little bit of scuffle. I'm up for a little sc, I'm good. I just say that. You didn't want to do it. Yeah. You said, oh, I gotta go to the airport. Then I said, then I said, You should go up for a little bit of scuffle. I'm up for a little scuffle. Still am. I'm down for scuffle. All right, take it easy. Not when you're, not when you're without.

Because your duck, duck go shirt bothers me. Huh. Because you told me you want to be wearing that though. If you, if you want to take your necklace off and get crazy, we can be crazy. I'll get three on, but I'll take one off. Maybe take three off. You want to take all three off?

No, you know why? Do you have a flat earth shirt too, or how's this work? No, dude, they sent these to me, and I have an eye to where they fit. Of course they did. Does nobody wear something? Does nobody wear something? I like the way they fit.

Cause they hug my shoulders. Now, have you ever used the site? Have you used the site cup? Who used it? Well, here's the thing. I've used the site a couple times after I read the Madison crowds because Google tends to be very, very's the thing, I've used this side a couple times after I read the Madison crowds because Google tends to be very, very woke.

Yeah, I know, I know, they're sending you ads. Oh my God. Hey, and they're gonna track what you're watching. Hey, Adam, let him explain the site. I know, I know him. I know him, I know him. He's not doing, I know, I know, I'm not using it. I know, it's a B-Shut, download it and then out like J uses it but like a lot of computer guys use it. It's like the darkShut download it and it's like, J-Uses it, but a lot of computer guys use it.

It was like the dark web. Guy shows me, you gotta go through. Oh, it's in it, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out of the router. I'm like, I'm never doing that. The dark web has an easy app I'd use.

That's it. You gotta go through so much. I had to interview a guy who does all the cyber stuff for the FBI. He's like, they have contractors. I go, can't track the dark web. He goes, what? Come and can. You think the FBI can't track the dark web he goes what come again You think the FBI can't track your shit. Oh, you don't know you can't oh you think those guys that built that are smarter than our government officials

They get tracking they hire hackers they hire those you they have oh god it, you know, it should have been for that dude Snowden, oh the silk road dude still grow. Yeah, yeah No, no, no, no, no, guy. Yeah, all right then more guy though That's what maybe could work for us in his cubicle now speaking of drugs in the underground The other thing is I feel like if if there's a shortage of nicotine or whenever else you're taking If there's short of nicotine dad is gonna pull your teeth out. Yeah, because when you walk across the street, he's never done this. And I don't know if it's those.

I said, I said something and he goes, now, if you ask me that again, I'm going to punch you in the face. It was aggressive. And I went. But he's asked the same thing nine times. Every time I see him, he said the same thing. I'm like, dude, if you keep going this route,

I'm going to hurt you. But have you given him an answer? Yes. The answer's clear. Oh, it's as clear as day. Oh, okay. It's the same shit. Why do you keep asking? Yes. The answer's clear. Oh, it's as clear as day. Oh, okay. It's the same shit. Why do you keep asking?

I'd be honest with you not to get it. Hitting me in the face is, I'm a cobra. My head never stops moving. And you know that. And I swear to God, you know who gets it in the face? Shane Carwin. Shane, Shane could squeeze. Because that's this.

Now Shane, he's never met Shane. Now Shane's hands, cause they're swollen, cause Papa's off the diet. You saw him. His hands are bigger. Look at that hand. Well, cute. Oh my God. He's baseball gloves. Look at that. By the way, he's gloves ever in the UFC.

His hat. And by the way, still in shape. He does not have a tummy at all. He's a big, he's, look at that. Look at the side. He wears an eight and one fourth hat. He has to get custom made. I put it on. I looked like, well He wears an eight and one fourth hat. He has yet custom made. I put it on. I looked like, well, like when those little bobble held. Yeah, like it was like, it was so big.

He's so loose on here. He was texting me and I didn't know what he was saying. I don't know how he texts. He was texting me. I'm glad you had a text. Sorry, my fat fingers won't, I can't text with my fat fingers. I was like, well, they're the biggest hands in the UFC. Hands in the UFC.

Yeah, big hands up. He said he had the biggest glove. Still does, yeah, big gloves on. He squeezed me. He had to custom to custom make them like there's like triple and then his they have to like custom make for his fight. Yeah, he picked me up and squeezed me. And then I I started to happen because that's 40% and for real. And then I and then I was like, oh my god. And then Nate Markhart, who at the time was the strike force champion. Oh my god. Look at me. Yeah, he looked at me and he goes, uh, don't worry. He can do

that to me too. Yeah, he's so huge. And goes, don't worry, he can do that to me too. Yeah, he's that. So huge. And he's got some blue eyes. Yeah, a little dice. I do realize his eyes. He lives right outside Houston now. Yeah, he lives right outside Houston.

He's a fucking monster. He was a monster. We shot some guns in Texas, Doug. Oh, you did? Some real guns, Bob. You did. We shot an AK-47. What else, some ARs? I don't know. Now, how loud is that?, Bob. You did like what I think I'm 47. What else you some a

I know now how loud is that and how much of a kick does an a K have it's really hard to be accurate with an a K Yeah, listen, I'm not trying to win any fucking awards. There you are. Look at you I had to get headphones now could you be any you are a hundred percent and I'm not trying to be you are 100 that ethnically I do look like I'm part of the exota there yeah I'm like the cartel yeah yeah no you're you're a Mexican man yes and we should do your genome I know you've done it but I think they screwed things up you're one hundred percent Mexican there they came forty seven percent hard to hard to fire that little that smaller one well they had a

handheld automatic that just went fucking that one hot It's in the video. It's an oozey. No, it's in the video The second video is just show where it's like the one is m60 where you're we did that we did all the guns But you know after 30 minutes. I'm good. Yeah, it does it does get exhausted. I shot one gun Well, was it a range if it's a range of superborn? It's range if you have a at tarantack or at least it's like a it's like an obstacle course. You're moving around No, well, they wanted to do that with us, but it was raining. It was raining because we had to go to a range But it's still I mean this H

It was htx tactical is cool because that get the owner there was a b-boy So he kind of mixes like that kind of hip hop, like five B's vibes with the guns, that's his car. Oh, she's. So yeah, they do a lot of custom guns. Owns a gun. And he says a Rolls Royce. Yeah, they're big time.

Big, big time. All right. Yeah, we're shooting zombie. Yeah, I had to run out and get that phone. What the fuck is this? Well, this is Texas. Well, that's an MP5 Okay, you'll see it is not that one. I'm holding it right there

I just let it play That one no, nope, that's not it. You know, you see me one that you're seeing me find. Who's that one? Oh, that has a handlot. They're illegal in California. It's like the, it's a, it's a, it's a handker, but it has that little shoulder. That's what's talking. Yeah, that thing was fucking. That's not a millimeter. It's, it's, it's like Jesus. Could you hold it?

Because a lot of times you get, you kick up. I tried to shoot a saw, it was an M60, which it's got a belt, and you smell ammonia when you shoot it. M60, what is that? It's a machine, guys. It's like, yeah, it's like a, what you have. So on shoot it. M60 what is it? It's a machine guy. It's like a, yeah, it's like what you have. So on the, the roofs of the embassies, you'd have that to clear out a crowd.

Like, see if it gets, the shit gets crazy. And the fucking thing, you can't, it goes up though. I would try and shoot it with, it would kick up. And I'd, I'd just, I'd just, The only gun I've had an issue with where I really had like, fucking, really get into it was the desert eagle. Yeah, those are 50 cows. I'm never, that's the only time where, that's the only time I had to like fucking really get into it was the desert eagle. Yeah, those are 50 cows. I'm never gonna say that.

That's the only time where it's 50 cows. Yeah, that's the only time I have to like spread my feet and like brace myself. These other gents never. That bullet was originally my grandfather told me that she was a Navy guy. The desi eagle 50 cowl that caliber was originally designed as an anti-aircraft anti-tank bullet. She is. It's heavy too. I don't know.

How about Matt Best? One hand. Matt Best. and anti-aircraft, anti-tank bullet. She's happy to do. I don't know. How about Matt Best, one hand. Matt Best. With a desk or eagle? Yeah. Matt Best is Jack Armstrong, all American. Captain America. He's Captain America.

He's the real Captain America. How about I send a picture to Tim Kelly and me shooting the AK-47, he said, throw that thing in the fucking trash. When I said, I didn't give you nothing. Not for guys like him. When I left, when I left the podcast, Tim was sitting down and he goes,

hey, fucker, and I look over and he's sitting there staring at me with those sharp eyes, those dead eye. And he gets up and he goes like this, he just first thing he does, takes me in with his hands. I'm wearing a tight shirt and he goes, not that. He's so funny. When I saw my go, you're in shape because I am in shape. I go, damn man, you're in shape because I am in shape I go damn man you're in shape because I am in shape. Yeah, okay

Well, he doesn't fight anymore. He was in I just I mean he looks like he doesn't fight anymore. You see him with a shirt off daddy. No, he's monster Yeah, what he's doing now stuff for them what he didn't you see remember when I told you I was gonna roll with him And you thought I was serious could I go? I'm gonna challenge him to wrestle you know and you went no like that like you were that idea I was like I'm just fucking around don't do it he's a monster speaking of dope fighters my boy oh my god you'll not shut up about this guy it's playoff time but but baby NBA playoffs big stakes bigger promotions we talk about draft King sports book it's putting you on court side with a chance to turn $5 into $200. That's 41 odds on any playoff basketball game. All you have to do is pick any team that's still in the hunt.

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language for life His guy rode me out just in the air being being watched YouTube videos and Chappelle brought up this guy. What's his name? Shinagami He is the best He is the best You see this guy now Brian I'm gonna ask you before you say when you do see him do you see this know go to YouTube Jim you know now now what is it carrots shinnogami shinnogami I and I is it street fights a street

beef street beef there it is shinnogami that's how this is how this is exactly what I could look like a bad type one to say yeah you don't you don't you don't you have any video if you do it in the human being that's the This is how this is I can't exactly what what I could look like a bad You don't you don't you don't you have any video if you don't you can't this guy's great. That's the guy No, that's the guy Hello Panda Polar panda dog

Yeah, get ready Keep talking that shit Keep that same energy that same energy now They're fighting on hey, but be cool. Yeah be cool. No, it's a good brown. They put out hey, okay now Now notice he has a black belt on and a bandana because he's a black belt Watch Brian watch him work What that's Taquinda there you go Come on Brian That's a friend. Tell me that guyekwondo there you go. Oh Come on Brian

That's a friend. Tell me that guys not great look at him. Look at him Look at him Polar Kong from Canada. What the big like coming on I love I love watching streetbeams because we're like shout to my sponsors And they like it all like shout to my kids wife Fred Andrew. What's up dog told you? Here we go here and he's in he always bows. Yeah, I don't know who that is now I'm like I'm like a lot. Yeah, he fights a lot. It's a lot now He gets a little dice if it goes past a minute because if it goes all right now

Yeah, that's the thing about spoiler bad cardio cardio Bad cardio pass the man as that did you guys watch the fights this weekend? Oh shit of course Who that big one? We're on this fight. Yeah, fuck this fuck the pros. This we're talking about Sure what to do here with the single legs. He's trying to look at them. Hey Look what he did oh Camora no, there you go. Oh, nice. Here we are.

Now they're fighting on straight. They're fighting on straight. Right to roll on this stuff. Yeah. If I don't have a grab. It's good to get in your skin too. They're not, they're not tetanus in there. Oh, no, they keep going chin.

Fast forward it. What this is the thing about him? It's either a knockout or it's very boring. There's no meant in between. I can literally watch his fights all day. Okay, he lost dude. Oh no, that's like his first loss. I think it's his only loss.

It's like Matt's heritage. You know what, I think he's like 20 and one. He lost a big smile. And I'd say he lost a big one. At least he's getting at least Shinagami. Is he great? Is he getting in there? He's getting in there?

He's great. Thank you. I give them, I support this man. He's fighting, he's really fighting. I get anybody who gets into a fucking pit like he sells Merch 2 and he's a paladin a bicep. Oh, yeah, I'm buying his mind. I want a 10 band. I 100% want to teach you Maybe I should my food truck wait. What's his Instagram? Not a lot of you find it. Yeah, but he should I like him isn't he great. Oh, he's amazing. I like him shini 61,000

No I like him isn't he great. Oh, he's amazing. I like him shini 61,000 Wrong guy It's very it's verifying shinigami. Yeah, he's not verifying. He's breaking it That's I don't want to this guy's fighting on Hayes I don't want anybody who's Rapper okay, go to the YouTube clip again. I think it says on there. What does shinigami mean? Yeah? What does that mean that first stop one good good job knowing it's Japanese. I think it says on there. What does shinigami mean? Yeah, what does that mean? That first stop one good good job knowing it's Japanese. I think it means out of shape. No It's a nice Runaway I go do my boy like that. There's this much

We're not volumnum They yeah, they should be falling. yeah, of course they're falling shitting Dude and what do they do these that I would love to I said Lancaster I would love to go to one I yeah, yeah, of course you wouldn't get mobbed at all You wouldn't have to take all the pictures, right? Because you love that. I know he has this definitely go to one Yeah, definitely go. Maybe I could go in like a disguise There is Definitely go to one. Yeah, definitely go. Maybe I could go in like a disguise There he is

There's my boy the Reaper the Reaper the Reaper of a May He just cook steaks to oh wait, you know, of course this thing But you gotta love a guy who could give a shit about like his weight loss. He's just like I'm a heavyweight Turn it up to you heavyweight, turn it up to you. Trans the army back again still here at the lab, with a very important birthday shout out to team Shinagami, Conzone, he's always giving shout out.

That's the 21st birthday bro. Hell yeah bro. Get lit and have fun in Vegas bro. Yeah bro. Bet it all on black. See if you can. Any words, he do the always worse ones. Is that why for you?

Let's take his, it looks like he's related to her. Yeah, look at how serious. Have a lunch with the rate. How about you that why for you? Let's take his it looks like he's related to Yeah, how's there you have a lunch with the right to a much overdo movie and lunch day. How about you? That's his girl. How dare you girl? Don't you? No, we see that video kind of contents. He put it now. We have stuff is content. What if Shinnigami Kai just wanted to make a quick announcement that somehow have twice as many followers on Instagram as I've Have subscribers on YouTube. Please make sure you go subscribe to my YouTube. Link is in my bio or you can just look me up and shinin' got me the reaper.

Dude, he sells a lot of food, a lot of this. So what is the word? Dude, I swear to God I'll buy that shirt. Oh, that might be my next tattoo, even though I know I'm not a real one. You don't have a tattoo, no? No, but I like his outfit. Oh, I like it. You gotta love a dude who just get like he gets it hang out get in there and fight a real kung fu panda the street

But like he's a street panda. Here's the he's a street panda. I could have Should be his fucking, just street panda MMA Yeah, look at him, dude. He's amazing. Listen. I couldn't pull off that kick. Oh Gina Cron back in the day 2015 oh This guy's in it's a win it I mean that's got to be his girl. Let's throw back. Yeah, that's it Hey, she and he got me a little again There's another one there and he shot out to Danny and Jose

Hope you guys have a blast on this amazing occasion. I wish I was a new year's baby I was fucking awesome. Hey, you got a level. You got a level. I do buddy happy new years from the Shinigami family She's got me fam. Hey, happy new year. So he's got kids. He's that kid. Well, she has a Pentagon tattoo, so that's cool. That's a Pentagon. Pentagon.

Pentagon. All that. All that. We gotta stop everything. We gotta contact you. Brennan's good spot. Good spot, Brennan. No.

I think that we have to be careful about celebrating a Satanist. They're not Satanists. Well, you wouldn't get that tattoo if you don't get down that stuff. Why would you? Some people like the way it looks. Okay, some people like human sacrifice Don't you and some people like the housey Sim How dare you treat Shinagami? I don't judge if that's what they're into I'll give you a vibe. Why if she's she's into the dark stuff No, I'm gonna have to see what's going. And if there's any sacrifice going on and also

Hey, does it does a heavyweight limit like It's not fine at two-season five. He probably two sixty five. No, no, no, I remember he thought you're two sixty five Now think how much he is true. He's over three pounds. I spent way too much time in my brain. Yeah, I spent way too much my brain in Tampa Thinking about you at 19. I'm gonna need you to trim down. I can there is a fuck when when me Kalangelo Carved the statue of David. Okay, still stand staying Florence. It is you know one of the wonders one of the one He said he looked at that piece of marble. He looked at piece of marble. He called it Garnet. It's me You know what he said he goes it's in there The perfect body is in there. It's in you. I just got to get all with me

You know, I get that little you didn't see how much weight you push I'm gonna go to my Instagram profile. Would you do to my store? No, I know I know you're very strong. I'm asking if I can get if I'm looking at my team click on a chin this store It's in there. It's in the original hundred K. That's what I'm making reality bay dangles Look it's look at your bell, but this is my favorite. It's a public. We're doing night like wait, I'll get we can open my bag hit next You're in a band. Yeah, he's going this weekend on some big tour bus That's to 3545

Your trainer is greatest look at his fucking hair. I can't concentrate anything his hair is on fire Oh, March the best. Oh, he's amazing. He was one of those dolls with the hair that goes up Troll yes, yeah, he's a muscular troll. I love him. I got to meet him You got to meet him. He comes on the road with me. Yeah, he's the best. He's so funny Wow, he can tie his hair into a savage screw at the top. It's fire screw. Dude Jack Dude fans get so excited when he comes out. Yeah, when he comes out like to the merch table. Oh, dude He could keep the knife. He could keep a stiletto, he could keep anything. Anything.

He could keep a lot of things in his hair. Anything. Wow. Yeah. Even a bottle of whiskey. So back to my nights in real life. Oh, we saw whiskey peat, right? And whiskey peat goes, how do you feel when people,

you know, accuse you of steroids, you know, because I am, and whiskey goes, what do you guys, yep, people never ask. You think if you ask, I'll tell you what the fuck I'm taking. Yeah. But they don't ask them. He's like, this is weird thing. Everyone just assumes all this shit. He's like, just never ask. You think if you ask, I'll tell you what the fuck I'm taking. Yeah. But they don't ask them. He's like, this is weird thing. Everyone just assumes all this shit.

He's like, just ask me. It's way easier to get an answer. He just asks me. Yeah, he's sick. I don't know. I don't care. I don't know. It works his ass off.

Yeah. He's just literally ready. He's just waiting. I love talking to you guys. Are you looking for his profile? No, Whiskey Pete. Oh, there he is. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's awesome. That that was a fun episode I had to take a step back because I was smelling that whiskey a lot

And I was like, I'm gonna go sit. Yeah, you almost relax, huh? Yeah, relax with you. Oh, you're your show. I'm a whiskey guy. He likes to smell it though. Yeah, he knows it But I was smelling a lot and then It was like yeah, well too much. Yeah, well too much. Yeah, good whiskey's man most of the time I'm like good, but I was like, yeah, yeah, a little too much. Yeah, a little too much. Yeah, it's a good whiskey, man. Most of the time I'm like good, but I was like, oh, damn, this smells too good. Let's get back to the David. Let's get back to the David.

Oh, yeah, so they called it continent. God, so when he said, he said, he said, you have to get all the meat out of the way and it's there that that's how you look at art or your life. You get rid of all the stuff around you and find your best self. You don't be too skinny though.

No, but he wasn't too skinny. That's what I was saying. He was jacked. You wanna look at him. Wait, when you will take your shirt off contest. What picture do you see of me that was skinny? The one we pulled up last night. You won like second in a dance contest, some shit.

Second in a dance concert. In a beauty contest. You're not gonna, hey, remember we did a backflap back flip in Houston and your ass popped out? Yeah. Geez. You know people, yeah, for real. All of the sudden, all of the sudden, all of the sudden, all of the sudden, all of the sudden, all of the sudden, all of the sudden, You know, people, he yell for that. Only sorry about people can see.

Go to his go to his profile. The way it was. You know, I could see it his ass there. No, no, that's an old is that it? That's a good. My gut pops out right there. What the God do, man? No problem with that.

But I'm on the back coming up that. No, that's the one your ass popped out. No, no, no, it was the second night here. You get some air. Look at that. look at the air. It is pretty funny That's pretty fun. It looks like a goddamn Drake concert because everybody gets their phones out Oh, yeah, on this video I'm there dropping That's a perfect backflip

Everything by laptop. Yeah, yeah, Macbook don't gonna basketball That's Okay, watch this video be me. I can't talk basketball But would you want it? I mean I can't talk about this right here look at all the fucking camera phones out How too big look at that you're out No, you're not you look fine. I just would like to watch now I'm walking up to the back and you'll see his ass pop out the tongue. Yeah, I think my well, do you just see my crack? I don't judge me I don't hey don't slow down on the crack and I got up there and roast his ass

As long as you tell us they're pop out I got up there and rosses at how long we over 10 she fell like it as a how long we pretend she bells asked to pop out. Look at it. Why did you get that high ass right? I know right? High boot. High boot. I'm a shoulder blade.

I'm just waiting to ask like this. You shit sitting the lame down. That's horrible. I need to stop doing it. I'm not doing it anymore. Yeah, you want to say that. I know I didn't say that. You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're I Well, that's horrible. I need to stop doing it. I'm not doing it anymore. Yeah Say that I know I didn't say that you're never doing them

But sometimes when the crowds of that lit you got to do it back man. I'm telling you those shows that's crowds We've ever had it was insane. Yeah, that's What did what did what did David say? Oh? You say everybody walked out with two guns everybody was just What did what did what did David say? Oh, they're nobody walked out with two guns everybody was just Davis what he said you know David at all. David's amazing. Yeah, you haven't met David No, I don't think so to love him too. Yeah, he's like the worst person that anybody wants to heckle Some girl have a little we're all waiting. He just what he's a professional roast

He does the roast and some girl said something and then he's all and we're all just we poke our. Yeah, he's just I'd be the worst roast of all time because I don't want to hurry Yeah, you don't like you like you you're yeah, how do you do what a heck? I just like acknowledge him and then just let him know that you care about Then David's like no fuck that may want to Like people the fuck I just I just it works better. Yeah, it works in it But like literally everyone shuts up because he gets people so it's so Respect will be yeah, I'm more like Rogan David now like we had someone the front row and I was like bitch You want to keep doing this you really want to do this? He just I never we Rogan goes hard. Oh

Yeah, yeah, I don't get I'm really suffer from heckling, but yeah, I don't know I feel you'll see like you get a lot. I just, I just, even if I got an opening, it's like, I'm the kind of guy if I'm playing a board game with you and you really wanna win if you're super competitive. I'm like, hi, hey, yeah. I see that you let Dylan, like do Dylan and Tampa, you gave him a spot.

Yeah. Cool dude. He's a great kid. He's got the kid. He's great. Oh, yeah, he did find it. I'm new, he's got everything. Nice kid. He's great. Oh, yeah, he's great. I like nice kid, huh? Yeah, I like super nice kid. Yeah, I like it. I think it's Dylan Walker. I Fallen if you try find it, but like yeah, he's good dude. I got so roasted for posting fucking play pictures

Fanned in that and Christian was like, it was my fault. Christian, you should post that for a fan interaction. I'm like, okay. Wait a sec, Brian. Look how blurry I mean. What the fuck? These are the worst pictures I've ever seen. Well, they sure are because the pictures are

a great big brand in Henry. It's like I'm out in the water. The person who took the pictures, they took good pictures of them. I don't know what you did to those pictures But they did there was a rich rich pig not happy birthday young man He's just getting lit the fuck up. I don't know when you have a very high quality photo If you upload it on to Instagram directly they decompress so it looks shitty

You have to go to another app. There's a whole tool to it. We just got to help I can't even look at my face anymore. I know, I was watching some of your mad TV stuff. I have to apologize for my face now. Getting more. Oh, so Brandon reposted in high quality though. Yeah, well original posts. Hey, let's like, wait, can we acknowledge it? Look at him, look at his own.

I'm just called the spread bro. What's going to last? I'm just gonna say, it's called spread. It's freaking insane. Yeah, it's from yours just training. So you try to get me down to your body. You don't like that. I was just very impressed with what you had,

what you were working on. To use 19. Yeah. 30 some bells in it. Let's see your body at 90. How 30 four? You look exactly the same. You've never looked different.

All the years I've known you. You've never. Even when you're doing that power lift, you always look exactly to achieve the same. I stay up to you. No matter what. And same I stay better what yeah, and now I'm like every time I'll be like this I'm like oh, we know what I'm gonna do start bodybuilding Start no no because now I'm gonna Why is this trying to find his way and tell how was Hawaii Maui was fucking beautiful. It's nice. Yeah, Yeah, it's a wide open. It's pretty open.

Everybody still wears masks, but it wasn't that... That's pretty. I don't know if there's a mandate. The only thing is it's really strict getting into Hawaii. You get there, you have to do a COVID test 72 hours before you do an instant COVID test when you're there. I'm out. Yeah, it's pretty strict.

And then the airport takes forever. And if you're vaccinated? If you're vaccinating, you can kind of bypass through that, but you still go strict and then the airport takes forever. If you're vaccinated, if you're vaccinating, you can kind of bypass through that, but you still go through each of the little checkpoints, show your vaccination card and then you do. You know, it doesn't give a fuck. Is Tampa during pride, gay pride, a day when they 40,000 people were you there you know, that stretch where people drive by in their cars and blast music well 40,000 people descended on ebore city and nobody was wearing a mask and it was just like wow what's the sign?

Lord and the owner's man. No one gave up. In Houston a lot of people had a mask on but there's no mask mandate so they can't force it. So like went to the mall pack mall the gallery. Nobody wearing. No, a lot of people are in masks but it's up to that that's how it should be like yeah If you're not vaccinating or you want to wear a mask fucking way I'll do you won't arrest you do whatever you want all right now

I talked to the cop and I said the worst shirt. I've ever said Well, it was like that gay pride stuff And in in Tampa was unbelievable everybody was so nice Everybody was just everybody was so nice everybody was just happy And guys nice yeah, everybody was so nice Of course I was wearing chaps. Yeah, the thing is asses out But the cops said to me he goes we didn't I asked him maybe he's wrong But he goes we didn't have one violent not one problem. No, I mean who I mean they're all happy and gay's ain't trying to fight

No, try to have fun. It was just oh look at that now is out Is it nationwide gay pride stuff? I think June is gay pride. L.A. is big too Yeah, but I think it's June that's coming up right? People June is gay pride month. Yeah, you know call your best friends for pell and uh Brian should know What's that? What I should we love to get there? I was not, Christian, I was not. I happened to have walked through when I was going to my show.

And I met some college guys. This guy is like, hey Brian, he's like Russ. I don't know what the fuck, well awesome. Austin, I'm gay because I was in Tampa and I got a little drunk. Same time. You are the big gay owl. So, you're like their mascot. I always have some eyes.

You should adjust up as an owl with your ass out. You could have done it. You could have. Ooh. Ooh. Who wants to tell me into what you guys do in Hawaii, Kajah's chill? We chilled for the first day there, the last day there,

and we did the road to Hana, which is basically we took a Jeep, and we drove all around the island to get to a waterfall. It's really, is it good for right here? Yeah, we height I'd say two hours up a mountain to get to that waterfall. It's too long. It's good though. It's so good. How long have you been white?

Five hours. Five hours, two Hawaii and then four hours back. Two for pregnant. No, no, Hawaii can do I can't do Florida and East Coast for that long. Yeah, or like when we go back from New York and we're going there's like five and change And then we're like oh, yeah, six and a half hour flight like who fuck could be fucking But Hawaii five I can deal with yeah Going back to six.

When you head it into the tailwinds, it's six. Oh, be such a big. Like, how much Chicago is four and a half? Yeah. I mean, the longest was, and I flew first class where like on tireways, there's like, going to Thailand, where you know. That's a nightmare.

Oh, dude. Is that like 16 hours? Oh my God. It's, well, it's by the time you get there, you're older. Yeah. Yeah. No, you get by the time you get there you're older You get the Japan and I've been in a plant. I'm talking about how it's no directs right I could lie down I was this was I was literally my whole body. I was trying to walk around 30 minutes on top of the hours. Yeah, but long you're literally on the flight that long. Yes, dude Because you stop in Japan, then you have this layover,

and then you get on another flight. I'd rather stop in Japan, two days in Japan, than go to the pilot. Yeah, that's the end way. So the pilot, and you know, then again, your clock is so screwed up, so you get there, and it's like Tuesday, and you're on Monday. It's the whole thing is a fucking hack.

No, how far was Australia? Chin, how long would you do it? 14? 16. It felt long, but let's see. I think it's only 14. You go from Atlanta to... What does it say?

It didn't save me. This freaking advertising stuff pops up right away now. See that? And it messes it up. 15. Yeah, it was a long time. It's pretty $17. $21.

$17. There's a layover? We. It's pretty 17 hours. It's pretty 17 hours. There's a layover? We had a layover at Atlanta. 17 hours. Okay, so it's like, this one says five hours. Yeah, that was 16 hours. It was a nightmare. It was just too long.

It is so long. It's too long. So long. What do you do? I take drugs and passes. You do. You stir, you stew, you sleep, you get the thing. If you're in first class, you lay out?

Yeah, then you're like this on. Not everyone. Not everyone in first class. So I'm just like this. I'm just like, if you're in first class, you're fucking 18 hours like this, dude. Yeah, dude. And then you're like this, you're like,

oh man, how much longer? I bet you, this is crazy, my back, eight more hours, in half way. I don't need to see the world. Yeah, half way. Not like this, it's a lot, then. And then you're gonna get, oh by the way though, but come on. Then you gotta go through customs and let's be honest. That's a good idea. You're an advanced or something.

Yeah. Other hour and a half to get to where you're going. It's such a good idea. Wait, once it's a London, I'll do that. London's manchins. It's five hours. Yeah, it's easy. You go to New York, you stop in New York, then fly from the other side. You just be three hours with a concorde. You just boot or something like that. How far is it from the first? 10 hours?

10 hours, 30 minutes. Oh, easy. It says 10 hours. 10 hours, 30 minutes. That's not new yet. Well, not from LA to London. Yeah. Where are we going?

Well, we said from New York. New York to London? Five. Yeah. That's easy, flight. Yeah. No, you're up, it's not too bad. When you start going to Australia, Thailand.

That's where it gets tough. Yeah. 18 hours. Yeah, but in first class, you have like a straight up little room. You'll head you lay down you watch all the movies in the world But people are good food. He had drunk. It's kind of fun You know what they're trying to do is I think Elon Musk or something they're trying to come up with Like where you can travel in a plane you shoot out of the atmosphere. I'm at the earth Go like this and the earth revolves and, it comes straight down and you land. So in other words, you can get from here to China

in an hour. You could work in China and live here. Yeah. It's terracially. How about that? That's what they're working on. I'll just spend 18 hours on that. Now, if you believe in flat earth, it's not for you.

But if you believe in science. And that's what I it's gonna say, what about the Flat Earth? The Flat Earthers, they have to go straight. There's nothing. They gotta do, they gotta do it. They gotta do it. They gotta do it.

And also they'll tell you that, you know, this is a huge lie anyway, and that everybody from Einstein to Elon Musk are liars and that all science. They think Einstein's a lie? They call science, science, is him. Oh well, what the guys say on Rogan, he, oh, he had a great joke for conspiracy And then you're going to have a great time.

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I guess I gotta talk to a flat earth or to understand how I do it. But you don't. I don't. Don't waste your life. You can spend your time. Sometimes you gotta hear people out. Do you? Just Google it. Just YouTube it. You're right. I don't need to Not all ideas are equal

Not all ideas are equal, right? I know myself. You know why my cell phone works Yeah, I don't know just a lot of math and a lot of exact science that went into the fact that I can call China Yeah across all that flatland and talk to somebody, right? So you don't get to have both ways. When you have science, it actually works. When you can gene edit and save lives, there's science actually is something that you can apply and you can get tangible results. You can have measurable results.

And the first rule on science is doubt and also always be ready to change your theory if something a better theory comes along. I wonder who it was that just came along and tried to debunk all the scientists. The flat-outers and so on. They've always been around. Now though with social media they can. They're just a little louder. Well now they can be in a group now. Yeah, and it's fun.

You can get joined. Oh, they were like, hey, I got people backing me up on this. It's fun though, and some things. Some conspiracy. Some conspiracy. Some conspiracy. Some conspiracy. No, some conspiracy. Sometimes conspiracy is like,

well, I thought the front of virus came from fucking bats. And they were always saying it lead from a lab. Guess what? Even Fauci says a lab. Yeah. They found out two scientists that were in that lab got sick in 2019. We have seen from it.

Yeah. Uh-huh. So, you know, now even though he's like, well, maybe did. This is not what I like about conspiracy theorists. They don't trust the government and they don't trust mainstream media. I don't even have to say a bad thing. I don't have that. I don't need it.

I mean, who should it? Just be responsive with evidence though. You got to. Yeah. Sometimes they're not. Yeah. You guys careful with their evidence. So the problem is some conspiracies do exist.

So then they think all of it makes it. Well, you were saying I get it. Because I hate the heart of our life. All of us have like the one thing to always always be aware of as a human being. I'm going to shit who you are and all the science backs this up. You have a preconceived set of intuitions. Yeah. Opinions. Right. You believe certain things. We all have a belief that's hard to take a most of that belief. Most of our belief system comes not from like what we do is we find evidence to confirm how we support it. Yeah, how do we believe anyone? That's social media. That's where social media is all. And just be aware that you do that. So I look for stories. I do that. We all do it. I

look for stories that that confirm how I emotionally already lean. Yeah, I used to get super annoyed with like conspiracy theorists, but then I'm like lined up on the... I don't care. Because I'm like, you know, that's what they like. Yeah, that's like, yeah. And I was like, one of them... Instead of they did with the identical twins who are separated

at birth, where they looked at like identical twins. Yeah. And they had totally different upbringings, but when they would go and ask them their political points of view, they almost always lean the same way. So a lot of times, leaning left, leaning right, is a personality thing.

Yeah, yeah, because like being left tends to be open to more commonalities. Yeah, they didn't know each other. Yeah, and so there's a lot of personality traits that will push you one direction or another. Yeah, it's not a bad thing No, it's like I think Jordan Peterson said that you need people on the right and you need people on the left and people on the left Are there to catch people who fall through the cracks like a lot of times left people on the left are looking for the disenfranchised the marginalized people on the right tend to be More about competition and just a different thing

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I'm gonna celebrate it on Friday. It's good. Yeah, like Friday through Saturday, it's gonna be a kickback, and it's gonna be a Huntington Beach. She said, pure 13 is where everyone's gonna meet. It's just a random guy, random kid in Huntington Beach. What's a kid back?

Oh my God, Stevie asked me this yesterday too. I don't know what it is either. I think it's a West Coast thing then, unless you guys just open it. You can get back it's like a more is either. I think it's a West Coast thing then. Unless you guys are just older. Take back like a more lounge type party. Yes, so it's a heavy party. It's like a chill party. Back to take him out.

Yeah, exactly. What happened was this TikTok went viral and 200 million people saw it. And 2,500 people showed up to Huntington Beach on Friday and Saturday to party. And it was so crazy that the police actually had to put curfew in place and they arrested 150 people. Oh my God.

What do you know? Let's see what it's lit as fuck. That was a firework. It was like Project X. Oh, damn. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, this is Asian's kickback. Holy fuck, this is not a kickback.

Yeah, this is stressful. You know what you need? You need to know what's going on. It's not crowds. A fucking a kick back. Yeah, this is A fucking bunch of horses. No, they were started using rubber bullets. They started using I think paintballs That's fine. The paintball pepper's paper. Yeah, that's pretty good out of so wait Is this is this of is this a viral TikTok person like no this guy was a regular teenager and Huntington Beach and the Tiktok that he posted went by People just sent some shit to do. Yeah. Oh, no way. Yeah, somebody's somebody was oh, no. Oh, oh, that's messed up.

Oh, you're doing it. A bunch of people are doing it. It was like a party game. It's a thing. Yeah. I don't really get it, but people are doing it actively. Whoa. Oh, they're. This is gives me so much anxiety. Me too, I couldn't be the fuck out of it. Right, yeah. I'm the fuck nothing's gonna happen. I'm so the fuck out of there. I can't get out of those places.

Could not do it. No, it looks like you're the right guy. I had a girlfriend who used to take, she would see a crowd like that and just be like, she was so hot and she just, we're going there. I'd be like, I guess, okay, and I'd just be a nervous record. It's stressful.

God, the shit is lit, T like a titty now. What's going on here? All right, it doesn't look like the mo they like the meat mash. They like the meat mash So that's all younger. What do you say? You're washing right? Oh, yeah, I'm awes. You're big enough, right? So you can just get in there. You'll still You got it. Yeah, not me. I don't know. I'm not trying to you're not trying to hurt I'm too pointy. No, there's a code of mosque. Yeah, not me. I don't I'm not China. You're not trying to hurt I'm too point. No, there's a code of conduct. Yeah, code of contact It conducts if you someone falls you pick them up like everyone's trying to protect each other You know, as running each person. Yeah, I'm a kind of person. You're a good person

I've also never fallen in a pit So I'm gonna some of the big You don't hear football buddies. Yeah, you football players got in there. We saw kids getting fucking You know, I was gonna do that We have a lot of football buddies. Yeah, so you football buddies got in there, we just saw kids getting fucking concuss. You're not supposed to do that. A lot of football on Tuffs. Captain on the team went to a mouse party. A lot of linebackers, the guy that stops the running back usually.

Hold on. He didn't know football. You don't watch football at all? No. You don't know what it was like? I know how to cheer at all. I'd say damn much. I know how to show a deep thing.

You don't know. I'm not a fucking. I could tell you. No, I don'm not a show of deep things. You don't go to a lot of fucking. You don't know what linebacker was? No, I don't know these positions. You know what, quarterback. I know the quarterback, I know the running back. You got a corner back, though. But there's so many people on that front line

that I'm like, I don't know. If you'd ever see it, it's all right. You're a unique dude, man. Yeah. Thank you, I appreciate that. You're very unique. I know people think it's crazy, because people came once with me on the show.

They're like, yo, do you really not know a lot of stuff and I go, you gotta realize, my everyday life, I'm just journaling, reading, playing guitar, or something with comedy. So most of the time, I'm not like, I'm not watching movies. Like, I just got a TV more so recently. I've had a TV since 2011.

So I stopped going down the rabbit hole in news and stuff, you know what? Yeah, I just, even philosophy, philosophy because there's always a counterpoint and you're never going to really change anybody's mind by mounting your point of view. It's hard to do. It's like you watch this and you're like, oh fuck man.

It's like you said, you could present people with evidence. Like God to be there and be like, yeah I know, but how can I be sure that you're God? He's going a lot higher than we thought. Exactly. That's how I feel. Yeah, that's what's frustrating. What else you got? Okay, Shepal, this is for you, because I don't know what this actually means, but Simone Biles nails a gymnastics move that

apparently nobody has done before. Because so dangerous, right? Yeah. And this is it. Can you explain it to us? She's just fucking monster is what she is. Like, like, what's the significance of this? Watch, you'll see it. Like, it looks insane, but why is it so hard? That's a shh. Cause I think based off of what she's doing it off of, is just, no one can do it off of that.

Yeah, and I guess it's really dangerous. Yeah, it's just, I mean, she she's just she's such a beast, huh? She's insane. She's like the Michael Jordan of gymnastics. Yeah. She's so fast. And she's like, let me ask this why do all gymnastics girls run like this? It's the form. It's the form. The force. If you run, no, no, no, because if you run like crazy, it doesn't, it kind of breaks your form. Whereas this like keeps you tired of it. Yeah, it's for like, when you because if you run like crazy, it kind of breaks your form, whereas this keeps you trying to mount. Yeah, it's for, like when you press off, like you want that string,

look at me fucking explaining this shit. It's to explain a linebacker. Oh, yeah, sure. I am, huh? Everyone knows what a linebacker does. I mean, Kat was like, I don't want a mill linebacker does. I'm all boozy about explaining for him. You mean explaining why they're form running?

Yeah. But nobody's making a big deal about this. No, they are. It's all over. Yeah, it's all over Yeah, just yeah, I mean she there was one skill she did I can't remember which one it was but bronze thirst They basically got they basically had to take it out of the They made it illegal legal because they were like no one else is gonna be on you that But they did that in ice skating too right I don't know there was like a black Olympian who did a move that they ended up Banned and cuz I said it was too dangerous, but she was only one who could land it really. I didn't know about that I only think I know about ice skating is the home girl that got her knee bust

That's pretty nuts. No time out. That what, yeah, is that who it is? Tony Harden? Tony Harden, yeah. Boom! Yeah, it's insane. Crazy, huh? Yeah, and she's just so light. She's gonna compete.

She's so quick and just, is she gonna compete in the Olympics? So she's not yet. Yeah, absolutely. I think she's, I don't know. She's like 23? Yeah, she's young. She looks like she's like,

but that dog is in gymnastics, right? 23 is a direct sport. Yeah, because they young. She looks like. But that dog is in gymnastics right? 23s. I think when you're competing at like 12. Yeah, they start real early. And then like you actually compete compete at 16. Yeah, a chance. Because it's totally like stunt you grow. You ever tumble. Yeah, that's That's my shit. Oh, yeah, like those like those videos and stuff. Like the back, the back toe, that's tumbling. Don't worry. Yeah. Yeah. But I never, I didn't do gymnastics, you know. I learned in the backyard just because I was a geek

of martial art films and I just went outside and was just like, so I was doing it yourself. I just started doing it. Yeah, that's how I learned. It was like, I was like a five years old. Wow. I was watching those old, uh, Shaolin. It's so fear of when you're a kid, man.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Gymnastics. God, I fucked with're a kid, man. Oh, yeah. Yeah. To be honest, I got to fuck with Tiger, I was telling him to shepel this, so he, I came home yesterday from the airport. And he's like, Dad, you want me to make you a bracelet? I made mom and grandma a bracelet. I'm like, yeah, dude, make, do it up.

And then he makes it and it's all pink and white. Oh, come on, dude, I can, uh, girly shit, man. I go, mix it up there. Can we get a little red, a little black? And he's like, oh, okay, okay. And then I leave, I go to the bathroom. I guess his mom was like, I thought you made, man, I go mix it up there. Can we get a little red, a little black? He's like, oh, okay, okay. And then I leave, I go to the bathroom. I guess his mom was like, I thought you made Dad a bracelet, or he goes, I did mom,

but I'm making girly shit. No, she's like, you gotta quit, cause I'm a tiger. I was like, whoops. What's wrong with pink though? It was just like yellow pink, like I can't, you know. It was very passed out. Yeah, it was very pastel. Yeah, it's very Eastern. Yeah

Yes, speaking up So a rod has come out with his own line of makeup and the internet's kind of split on this Yeah, because some people are like oh, yeah cool guys wearing makeup who cares and other people like why the fuck is a rod make makeup Like why does he have a makeup line? He's been TV so long. He's like launches own makeup line. I guess I think concealer though. I can see her yeah, what's concealer? concealer is basically like a more pigmented foundation to cover up your dark spots to make everything just even

So I can't give her this dark spot. There's Makeup for you. There's makeup for you. There's makeup for you now. It's like pimples and stuff like this. I'm saying. We can find a Savage X Fenty. I just don't get what A-R-I-S for you. I still get what I guys make. I think it's because J-Lo recently released her skincare

and they probably started it together when they were still a couple. I don't think they weren't together though. They're not anymore. Katerpillar. Oh, you know. Come on, man. Yeah. Yeah. I can see the city lights. Yeah. Every white person knows that song.

Yeah. Come in, close. You're Gabriel, you know. Like, he's my generation. How about we met his exact dopp about we met his exact double gang or He runs he's in problems like this black girl same color same thing. I was saying everything piercing blue eyes Coming to the green with mask on she goes, what's up dudes? All right, man? We're gonna fun show tonight Hope you guys catch a vibe. I'll see you out there, all right

And then I think it was all come up the nipsy hustle She's like not familiar with nipsy hustle. She won't come out some rancid or something. We're like no, we're good She's just like it just like me. Wow. Just this is dark. She comes every She comes in when he goes on stage comes he goes hey, do you have a charger by any chance the controller for my video games run And low bro, I could use you can charge her to play some video game. I'm like no I don't. She has no problem dude. No problem dude. But she's like. I was the darkest. Yeah. I'm like you would not expect it. Give it up for your first comic. Justin Ellie. Just like this. This crowd is rocking in that. Wow. Yeah. It was the piercing. Yeah. Or the green. I don't think they're cool. Yeah. She's funny. Yeah. It's funny man. It's so funny. I was like she walked out, I was like, is that me?

You know that spot man meme with their both point, hey, she's like, she's like, you're sister. Right, everybody, we have a rocking show tonight. See you guys out there. We're gonna make you reality, Bay Dengue. That's great. She was the best, she was so great. That was great. I don't know. She was so great. That was great. I don't know.

Okay, so let's go back to concealer. Yeah. My overhander, is that going to sell from him? I don't think anybody's buying it. Stevie used concealer. I don't think anybody's buying Stevie does. Yeah. Every now and then if he has like a little like like a zirter something, he's covered up.

Yeah. Oh, that's what it does. Yeah. Oh, okay. I was thinking it was like full on like, no, you you know, you can spot use it. It's spot. Yeah I'm on TV you can use it for like under your dark eyes Oh, yeah, yeah, I guess I can use it. I got it for pimples. Yeah, I'll do like a little dab of A little dab of do you yeah, yeah, sit in elementary school Yeah, okay, well, I know about full makeup.

No, now you start wearing mascara, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, pimples, I'll cover pimples. Yeah, I'm, I'm about to get a bad break. When I do though, when I do. I'll have my girl do it though. Yeah, see? I'm fucking lying. Yeah, that's the thing.

I'm like, can I go on camera? Are you gonna go buy concealer as a man? I don't see that making lots of money. I bet people will be surprised how many guys use it for blemishes instead. If I had that shit in high school when I had fucking pizza face, something like that.

It would have really helped me out. I do think dudes are lazy. But I mean, yeah, I mean, guys are lazy though with that shit. I would be surprised. How many guys are in a fashion? The sneaker head, now let's show up for sure. The sneaker has a way of making it. That's what's different about you surprised. How many guys are in a fashion? Like the sneaker head, the palette shop?

For sure. The sneaker head is aware of making it. That's what's different about you. I'm saying guys are in a fashion. Oh yeah, a lot of guys are in a fashion. Younger kids are really into like painting their nails and doing their makeup guys. Yeah.

Androgynous kinda like BTS look is in it. Seeing that one. Mm-hmm. Seeing that one. The one that breaks fashion. You always dress pretty well. No, sir. You dread the room wrong.

I read the room wrong. He is the furthest thing from us. Well, I just, I, I, I, I think I, I know what you like. I bombed on that sin. I just don't know how to, you know, like I, if it fits, he's one of the same beautiful and the same way.

He's a beautiful, yes. And how worse? He's like Batman. I do. I own card shirts and blazers and I, he's like a card, dude. If you, if you card shirts and blazers, and I have a card too. If you dress up, you just put a blazer over that. That's what you do.

I bought expensive blazers and I've spent money, and they're on my hanger and the dust has settled into. Why do you, if you were a college shirt to just make you look older? If you came in with a college shirt, I'd tell you, I started doing that in Rogo and would be like, well, you look like a fucking librarian or a teacher. Look at his salesman, you know? Look like a history teacher. Yeah, yeah, yeah

The coolest history, but you don't look bad. I'm trying to look Italian. I look like a fucking like a teacher social studies You're telling it in Irish Irish. Yeah What else you got? Christian you use concealer you punch in the fucking nose. What happened? I don't get what the story there. Do you want to get some concealer on it nose what happened? Yeah, what's the story there? Do you want to get some concealer on it or what dude? I had a rough weekend. Why?

It better be better than the story told early. It will be. So leading up to the weekend, I broke my TV box and I could fell off my TV stand. Someone dented my car with a shopping car or a door and then me and my oldest brother were getting into an altercation and I had a cookie sheet in hand. Why were you in your brother refiding? Yeah, brother refiding? Yeah, brother refiding.

He's a nice guy. No, I don't know, he might have called now. My brother got a straight up argument about O.J. Simpson. I was saying he's innocent, I was like, you're fucking mine. We didn't talk to each other for three hours. What was this? Over the window. Oh, over the street.

He's barbecue. I was like, you're out of your fucking mind. He's like, no, I'm not. I see you guys. I'm like, you're fucking out of your mind. I see you guys. Oh, yeah, he was. Yeah, you guys were talking. You get you get into each other's faces and he does not back down. He's just my older brother. Oh, yeah, man. He fucking and he'll he'll he'll he's got he's got fortified arguments on this one. I think he's probably wrong, but I was like, you're fucking

mind. And I was in he was like, I read this way. I read I read that book in four more. That's all I read dude. I'm like, what do you he was like, I read this point. I read that book in four more. That's all I read, dude. I'm like, what do you want? Let's go through the steps. I go through the steps with him. I'm like, you're out of your mind. And he's like, oh, you can be the only one who's right.

I'm like, of course I'm right. This is a shoe in, dude. And then we start arguing. And then we just didn't talk to each other. Yeah. And then the beans guy spilled on his right here. He loves F1 driving. He got this exclusive Lewis Hamilton

Tommy Hill figure collection. I was like a $300 jersey. He puts on his like, help dope business, and like that. It's cool man. We're at Truth Barbecue. The guys, okay, I got some hot bean beans for you guys. He's bringing the side.

Guys, go, dude, all over his life. Jersey, I don't mean like a splash. The entire set of beans went all over like shirt and you know Jay He goes oh man man, I think I guess I'll go get talent. Jay goes. I'm really fucking mad Because he said he waited like three months for that shirt So I'm backwards. He's got it. No, Jay goes you know he Jay goes. Oh, it's cool. It's cool I was I hope it doesn't stain. Oh yeah. And then the guy leaves, he, Jay looks at me

because I'm really fucking mad right now. And then Jay went to the bathroom. You know, you're only worse. And I looked at it and I went, Jay's pissed. Yeah. Bake beans, they're the only worse, might be blood. Like that would be like, I got a cup of blood. But the guy was selling that, you know,

they're bringing us, they're bringing a truth by our cue and these, these baked beans are, no! No! But one guy in all white, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg. white... I'm not like not a spot. The entire... Like a fucking family-sized surfing of big beans all over his back.

And they were hot. I had a burning... We all started laughing. Yeah. J.J.J. has got quiet. He got real quiet. Went to the bathroom. Went to the bathroom.

He came back. He's like that better out of the... Yeah, because they gave him like a truth shirt to switch out on, but they got it out. Yeah, it's out. It's crazy to do it, like immediately like soaked in or whatever. Oh, it did, all right. So, sure, it's okay.

What was the guys doing? Big being too little. Out of all the people. Like I'd rather anything, almost anything else, spill on me. Big beans. I just started lying to my old dude. Big beans are stuff easy, you know.

Just trying to make it. Is your a stain actually? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that doesn't see even the fibers. I'm wearing some bleach on it I'm getting it wrong. They'll be big deal. I say you can get another one because but I can't but I can't I will figure it out. I know a guy who needs hard surgery Friend the family and and it was funny because I go, oh, okay, sounds bad Yeah, but he's got the best surgeon and I go that doesn't matter. No, I was like what does that mean? And there is the best I go

What what do you mean? Well, you could be the best at heart surgery. Yeah, I know, but how do you measure that? How do you measure that? Well, how many how many successful times he's done it? Well, I did I I guess but you don't have a record of that and then I I guess, but you don't have a record of that. And then I, I, I YouTube heart surgery, the kind of heart surgery he needs. Yeah. And in the fucking surgery, the dude ends up working on the left perinium instead of the right, his actual doctor. No, but

there's a doctor, but they would you open it up like that, you open up the fucking heart, and you see that much, right? I know I'm gonna get shit for surgeons, but I went down the rabbit hole, but you went down a YouTuber, you know what the conspiracy does, dude. No, I went out and you found something, dude. This guy knows what he's doing, I looked at Fubo, he's a pro.

Yeah, but here's the thing. Why did you question this dude? There's this nerve that you want to make sure you don't hit otherwise you don't make sure you're hitting. No, I'm saying sometimes people, sometimes people, doctors go and they catch it and now you got some problems. How often does he miss that nerve?

How often does he hit it? I'm saying, you don't have a fucking metrics for knowing if a guy's, that's good. But if he's a fat record, that's what he does. I think don't you think you would aspire to? If I look it up and he has like his experience doctor, this is what I do. And then Brian Calm comes on and says,

Mr. Bro, a YouTube did, there's this thing, I'm like, yeesh shut up. I'm saying, I'm saying here's what you want with a surgeon. I think here's my number one thing. What's your number one thing with a surgeon? Experience. And what does that mean?

I'm looking for gray hair. I'm not looking for a baby face. No, no, no. I got a young like Harvard doctor fresh out. Can't wait. No, my fifth time. I want to young like Harvard doctor fresh out. Can't win. No, you know, my fifth guy. I want to like like the guy who delivered my, my, my girls, our babies, he's, I was like, he's in a dye. He's 85 and she's like, yeah, but he's delivered over 3000

babies. So like any complication he's been in it. So we know guy at your heart surgeon. Is that why you didn't believe him? I just know the guy. He just like to went down YouTube and then start talking about Fuck you. That was like what you the worst friend ever. I was like, be specific about what you mean by the best though I what mean what even how's he the best if he's 90 he's done it a lot. Yeah, he hasn't been sued

But there's some there's some doctor that have track records of doing that surgery They have track and they're successful. But do they keep, who keeps the metrics on that? What if the guy, well, if you go up to me, like, calling me, he's like, I've done your exact surgery 50 times. So the reason I say this, there's a famous fucking spine surgeon

that I know, that I know of. This is the exception, they'll be. Mundo, but the spine surgeon makes money, gets kickbacks for putting screws in your fucking back. The hospital makes money too, so they recommend that guy. So the guy, I was there when the surgeons came, and I was there when the surgeon came when the patient came in the guy had major pain

And the guy goes yeah cuz they go to this fucking surgeon and I always get his runoff and even say you know I found out his name, but just because the guy's popular doesn't mean he's the best he might be making money Doing shit that isn't as good and you get away with that for a long time making money, doing shit that isn't as good. And you get away with that for a long time. You say that's the solution. Most doctors are gonna be around for a long time with their fucking absurdaries. Yeah.

You hang out with triply too much. I don't know about that. Yeah. You get away with it for a long time. No, that's what you're gonna do. I'm gonna put you in the know. That's the except. What about the guy that did these?

The best? The best? What makes it the best best what makes it the best I like them right away and yeah, but you don't know about the Thousand times and he want to do more now I said no I go because he you want to do more No, it didn't he in fact he goes he goes very straightforward He's gonna he goes I'm not gonna do a lot. You're gonna look like you're a little less tired. That's it I love that. I was like all right dude and I woke up and I look at how good now. Here's the thing you look exactly I like I go to this guy. He's like Kardashians. That's good. Yeah, we got a heart surgery through YouTube

Bot surgery. I don't want to talk to you guys My eyes you could dude you gotta put a hand on Sam We're bringing the whole surgery through YouTube Bot surgery. I don't want to talk to you guys. I don't want to talk to you guys. My eyes, dude, you got to put a hand on Sam. What else you got to do? I just say I'm looking into it, bro. I do hear that with the doctors that the Kardashians work with, they get so big, so quickly. And so many people want to go to them looking like the Kardashians.

That it's almost like a chop shop for plastic surgery. You're not actually getting the doctor that the Kardashians are working with. You get someone who's more under here. You get someone who's got a lot of money. You get someone who's got a lot of money. You get someone who's got a lot of money. You get someone who's got a lot of money.

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Did he ever reality show and try yet famous? Yeah, he did that the guy is that the guy you want doing your surgery? No, hey, why not? He's a bad motherfucker. He knows what he's doing. Trust me. He's a guy's guy, man. Oh, okay. I'm gonna go to hell. I'm gonna go to hell.

What? Take back what you're saying, dude. Hey, you know what else I love? Is you didn't do any research. You're girl did. You're girl did. All right, man. And then you went.

I'm lazy. I'm lazy with that. I'm not, you know. I Yeah, I'm lazy with that. I'm not you know I've technically had I've had technically had two plastic surgeries on my on my face Where else my hair transplant? Oh, the hair didn't really work neither work though did it didn't work this worked You dude you look exactly I ate salt yesterday. I'm small you always say that I know but I do every you did have not saying off your I know I know I know when you see pictures. It's there's a difference have, you did have not taken off your eyelids though. I know. No, when you see pictures, there's a difference. No, you look exactly like that.

And I don't give a fuck. You look identical. How crazy is that? What a waste of time. What a waste of time. I eat the snacks not. What a waste of time. What a waste of time, dude.

I'm a what a waste of time. Money and time. I can see. You came in, you know, I just was in shock. You said I can see. Then I got COVID. I can see, I can see you came in You know I just won't shut you said I can see then I got coven I can see I can see so much better I don't know what you guys are talking about what else you got to Yeah, yeah, you're great dude I'm generally what happened to my face in general

All right, we'll get off of this Okay, this is a quick one, but a Twitter account called Uber Facts wrote something along the lines of what's the most High-risk low-reward job you've ever done in Monica Lewinsky replied. Oh that's so funny. That's cool. And it went viral. Good for her. What did she say? I was just kidding. Oh that's what she said. She did. Good for her. That's a fit. I think she asked her movie coming out soon or it's in production now. It's about her and that incident.

There's a whole movie about that? Yeah.. So there's that just a quick one. Oh, cool. I mean, I know there's a giant fly going around the studio right now. That's a beat. I have that I have that salt gun. I want flies. I look for fly. I have that gun. What is that? It's the bug assault. The bug assault bug assault you see the commercials that I'm a neighbor invented a gun game I don't have a two I just started what I have one I have one with a site. Give bug assault No, I have one with a site. I have a lady you saw that on bridge. Yeah, bring up how what you can do? I I've slaughter I slaughter flies all day long Four years ago, oh, dude. I fucking killed him. He's already a...

I'll Rambo with it. There's no... Hi, my name is Lorenzo, and I'm the... Is that your neighbor? Yeah, he invented me. Fries are disgusting. I've never had a flat bro. Ever.

Thanks a lot, Tony. This can work for a couple of years. Check your food and your health with the bug assault. Since of the use, just pour ordinary table salt, stock, aim, remove safety, and fire. Non-toxic air-powered, no batteries required. Now watch this. That's what happened.

Now you have dead flies on here. But now there's salt everywhere. And you dead flies. And you get to kill it. Look at that. Ah. Well why don't you just take a newspaper and hit them? Still, you're sure? Because you can't. You can't. flies ah newspaper can't

hit the homeboys really try to sell this gun bro it's the best oh wow i push shipping and handling and my whole house bad bad commercial but my kids don't like me killing the fucking bugs

flies so that they hide the fuck my guns. I have ten of them And they're all over the house. Are you the only person keeping your friend in business? Yes He's fortunate. It's actually a lot of people use I've never done I know yeah, yeah, they're making they're making a full. I've never heard a bug a solve But it sounds dumb. Oh, they he sells them online. They're fuck. I don't know anyone who's like man So fucking see these flies You don't live but we don't live after Dude, there's a real we don't have a real area. Oh, you know what I do. I keep my door shut

You know that it's cost dude Yeah, I don't like you make about a bug. It's not my plastic surgeon Mother fucker. What a sh**ty I mean No, dude, it's me Mother fucker. What a sh**ty like me. No dude. Hey, why shut the door. It's made of fish. What are we doing with all these ice? How much ice? It's watch how much it's made.

We'll base off that commercial. No, it's made of fish. That's so funny. It's made a lot actually. 27 million in 2018. 27 million. Wow. Hold on.

The company says revenues was 27 million. We're going to believe that bug guy. I don't believe that. guy. I believe that their shop of fire. Hey, he's got tin of them. Yeah CNBC Yeah, it actually made a lot of money. Yeah, I can imagine yeah, yeah It would be great right now Get this thing. Yeah, the salt what salt fucks up flies or something like you aim at and the salt We're gonna be could I play sugar there? Yeah, but you could be anything. I'm a shoot sugar. It's the sugar flies Be ants everywhere. That's it. Yeah, yeah, salt salt nothing nothing grows on salt you understand So that's what happens. That's what you saw after my brother after my first two loves broke up with me

Then they they poured salt on my heart and Black heart, that's right. first two loves broke up with me, then they poured salt on my heart and Black heart, that's right. So two loves. Yeah, it's just the one Let's get your eyes done your butt guy Hey, you're killing it. You're killing it, though. I'm gonna start dying my beard and I'm gonna get sick. No, wait, dude, the salt is not the salt and pepper is good. Whatever it is, I don't care. No, get away.

Fuck about what you guys think. I care about the salt and pepper. I think you look good with the salt and pepper. Every guy thinks when one girl looks like that, at that age, it's like, I'm good. Baba, listen to me, cats, very nice. When you do something with your hair. I gotta do something about that age. I said good. I'm like, but listen me cats very nice when you do something with your hair I gotta do we gotta do we got it. We have just leave them here. You don't go like a barber or anything to It's just they can style that

There's a Right now just insert spots in here And that's the problem The fucking lighting doesn't have lighting. Yeah We have like this I know because we're telling scary stories we want light of like Maybe we could just dim the light We can style it up and make that look good. We're in fucking, it's like I'm pretty sure they can interrogate it every day, you're gonna see every fucking detail.

No, I'm not looking at it like that. I'm looking at it because there's hair on your head. I'm with your mom, get away. I'm not getting it. No, you don't need to get away, no, no, no, no. Look, you want to try that one out? No, we have one. They just haven't, just like a tester.

They haven't, they haven't fucking, they can't clone the hair anymore. I know the guy who does the hair in L.A. You got to wait it out, but you got it. Yeah, but then you I got to do a hair transplant Which means I got to take hair more hair from back here, but this is bullshit hair. I don't have good hair Does that really work? For some people now can they take care from like me and put it on you? No, if they took mine I'd love it

Take yours I was fucking paying you. Yeah, he said I'd love it. Good money. Sorry, man. I'd love to have thick hair like that. You're gonna be gray in about five years. Oh, that's fine. I'm going gray. Yeah. Yeah, you got a little gray. A little gray beard. What else you got, Chin? You're mustache. You don't have any grays. No. I do. I started spouting them like that. Oh, do you die a year ago? No. Chin'll pluck it out. I'm gonna take 44. I'm gonna take 44. You think I'm gonna get married to a date and you're a girl? I'm still dating my girl. No marriage? I don't. Well, she's gonna commit to a bug gun.

I feel like you're a good dad. You're a good dad. She doesn't wanna have kids. I don't know if I wanna have kids either. Okay, she doesn't. No. Damn, yeah. All right, how old is she?

30, she's turning 38 in September. All right, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I got my mom and dad to say that. How old is she 30s she's turning 38 in September all right My mom and dad said I don't try to be fucking crazy. I know my parents really want grandkids. How they do yeah Brother have kids what's going on Brendan said something like oh, I go I go I might lose on have kids because be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like, I might be like,

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Let's be kidless and hang out. We're supposed to go camping, then it will happen. I'd love to go camping. I cannot imagine you're going camping, right? I really can't. I'm actually a camper. Is he really? No.

I got highly doubtful. No. But I would go. You don't do anything outdoorsy, huh? Yeah, I got highly dot frying. Oh, but I have a car. You don't do anything outdoors Yeah, yeah, I got dude. Oh, yeah, you do That's a looser. We haven't been hunting a lot It's a lot So you can say you used to hunt yeah, there is something about going out in the wilderness that I'd be down to do it like Yeah, I'd be down if you start going out in the wilderness for real If you start like coming up you yeah, you'll get addicted to it Am I trippin' or did I see you with some dope photos of you with some lions or something like that? What?

That's an isn't my deal with a cheetah. I was in a cheetah. I was in South Africa South Africa and I did it with a cheetah. Well, that's outdoorsy, isn't it? Yeah, yeah It's like a throwback Throwback I had to be with you Cooking food for me. Oh, you already covered it. I told you I told you about Sephara's right like Yeah, yeah, not really that's a throwback Cooking food for me. Oh, you already come. I told you I told you about safaris right like for me When you go to sell over seven years

He's like you just stand up. He told me about it. How do you mean a stand up? Safari's are all it's just it's so saturated yeah most of them it are ranches that those real ones yeah but those are dangerous aren't they I mean you can oh I saw that movie a ranting raven about with uh I watched on the plane on his on his you watch it it's so intense how crazy is that so that's a muscle crow thing yeah yeah yeah it's the most 300 pounds he gave he gave way he gave it I think you're supposed to get ready for that room. Yeah, he didn't it's the movie's so intense. It's it's good It's so good I saw it on the plane too. He's a great actor. How about that opening scene? I was Like what the fuck he's a great actor my favorite part of the movie is when he spoiler and three two one

Sorry out is when he You know he two one's already out is when he You know he fucks so he gets her phone. Yeah, she's just with me with her lawyer. The lawyer sits down at that right there She's out the lawyer. Yeah, he's like you're kind of got that fuck me over with my life He's like wait what and then he fucks that dude. Yes Movie so intense my anxiety in that scene was going like out my anxiety was going to the Rooch I can't believe you liked it. The whole thing. I don't like my anxiety. Who's the guy next to him there? What's, is that really his belly or is that a fat suit?

This guy next to him? Yeah, who's that guy? What do you look like when he was when he did Gladiator? It was y'all. There's a side by side, but again, that's like, maybe a director, maybe? Wait, so, so what is that matter? But what is, is that really how heavy he got for that part?

He got heavy. Look at him. Holy shit. He likes to, he likes to booze. I know he likes he's so good in this Oh, and he smokes too. He's so good accent. He's so good Southern accent. Yeah The movie's really I feel like that's a fat suit. I really do. I don't think he's that heavy. I know he put on weight Yeah, I think that's a face that's really him biggest faces He put on way for it. Yeah, that's a real belly. Oh, not good. That's really him. The biggest face is. He put it on wait for it. Yeah. That's a real belly. Oh, when he pulls up to it. Look at him there.

Look at him do the posting in the glasses, Chin. With the gray hair. Look at him. Jesus. Yeah, he put on a lot of wait for this. Yeah. Well, he was very heavy to begin with. Was he?

Yeah. His face is like mine. I feel like he's always been like kind of slimmer in movies. No. No, you're seeing him with Gladiator. But he's in American gangsta. He wasn't fat. Those red round clad how this movie got when a gladiator come out no Look at his face wow Chin women's gladiator

15 years ago 20 and American gangster was Gladier was 2008. Yeah gladiators 2000 one year ago literally and then when was American games was 2007 I want to say so seven years earlier. I'm saying earlier. I'm saying American gangster was even earlier How long was it watch I think so 2007? You know what I saw that I thought was so good What are you in a bad I wanted to bet? I saw a little miss sunshine every watch that that's what Steve Corone ever. Yeah, I was seen in a minute That's a good yeah 2006 That's a really good movie. Yeah, no some move on hinges. It's so intense

So what do you wait? What scale 110 would you give it? Oh nine. Oh that good. Yeah. Oh, it's that good Yeah, it's really good. I want to see what about the sound of metal. Did you see the sound? Yeah, that's good. I see about it. 9 really good Coming out now. I know you're about 9 on a little you give me that 9s, bro Nice. Let me let me come here. I'm talking about one to 10. Can you can you be a little bit more? I mean of all movies 9? We haven't been theaters. What's it? 10? What's an 8? They're they're worth your time you like like Like that gin movie actually was, scary movie, that's for what it is, it's like, that's an eight or nine.

They're good. And then what about No Math Land? Did you see that? I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that.

I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't all time. No, it's that place where you sit down They you all food food

No, Marina six. I think it's common It's amazing Oh, nobody that's a good movie. Oh, yeah, I'm still gonna watch this. It's really about it. It's that guy from Breaking bad. I think I heard that guy used to be a comic too Bob Owen Kurt. Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure show is fucking really good. I've worked with Bobby's a great Stand up. I started a sketch guy big time sketch sketch. Okay, Mr. Show. God. He's very good What's it like? You like if like John Wick? Perfect movies. It's like that. It's like an action. Yeah, it's action. Oh, no, I'm out. Oh, no, it's good though

It's really good. I like you know, Bob is a regular like like don't wait. It's great. I don't like John. You don't like John Wick? Oh my god. You're one of the very few. I Like I've seen John wicket. Good. I want to go to I went like to for me to go to the theater I get a baby sitar also. I'm going to see John wicket for you. You're not gonna do it for John Wick Yeah, a guy who's on a revenge tour for his dog. I'm not watching. This is actually funny too though. It's a good story Yeah, I think you're like it. It is. It is. Yeah, a good story. You said the same thing about unhinged. I was talking, you was talking shit about it. You have to get a bass leader though. True. HBO maxed it nice because it has like all like I prefer movies come out at home. Yeah, it has. If you have kids the way to do it.

Yeah, I'm gonna watch on him. That's good. I'm gonna watch it. It's so intense. And the good. I'm gonna watch it. It's so intense. And the the the the the the girl in it's so fresh and like just driving the station. Right. Don't you and when she takes a kid out of school, like you fucking idiot. Well, also don't like I've never give people a finger unless I'm going to get out and fight that woman I guess gave that that poor kid who was killed over the weekend six year old. They can't shut it back. Road rage. And cause she gave the guy the finger and oh my god

I'm the finger. I'm kid the problem is you don't give it people are healthy man I I always assume people are gonna do shit always so I'm not fighting in a car I'm not gonna be like fuck you you cut me up. I never know what people are going through either So I'm gonna cut me off and like or whatever which is basically unhinged yeah, it's so you don't know He takes it to the extra. There's no movie If she just apologize to me getting where he goes he it's so she like he's waiting there It's a go and she's she's trying to be cool and she goes beep beep like really hard and he pulls up He goes he's talking to the kitty goes now. Let's get I

Assume you want you want to do a courtesy home just a beep beep like that to let me know I should have went and she goes Yeah, whatever he is no more hold on. It's not whatever and he's like going through some shit Just because why he was it's not whatever if you just apologize say I should have done the courtesy Hunk then I can move on with my day. She was all whatever fuck off. He's like You see him. Yes It's not fuck off and then it's all It's so much. It's A little Curtis that's all I said he goes you get just solve the recurrency home

That's all she was whatever fuck off. He's like it's not fuck off and then he's like you're gonna pay for that movie If I'm here on the wheel me. I'm like I'm sorry brother. I'm really sorry this movie so intense yesterday My buddy for Britio owns owns Sorry, this movie so intense today my buddy for Brazil owns owns a Viva and we're driving in in just a little Prius he rolls right through a stop sign. It's late no big deal. He goes, I'm gonna pull over 100% like what? Because 100% cop pulls up flashlight because you saw you saw that stop sign right? So I saw sign because it's a woman we don't know it's driving. You saw the stop sign you roll right I said sign she goes it's just it's a woman. We don't know it's driving You saw the stop sign you roll right through it and I go I saw it and yes he did

I'm not gonna give us tickets why cuz he's pulled up right here in the middle of the road It's just giving us these goes and she says very nicely. She says please do me a favor and come to a full stop Appreciate it and I, we will, and for breach here goes. For breach here goes. For breach here goes. Well, I thought I did stop. Oh, no. Oh, no.

As they're taking off, cards goes, stop so short that she went like that. She went like that. And then they, you go up, and I go, if I go, and I go, no, we did roll through. We did roll through and the cop, the guy goes, that's a smart answer. That's a smart answer.

The reason why I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, he's an eagle. He's got out. No, he did, he's got a needle. I did, I did, I did. Fuck man, come on dude. You're out, you're out. I got pulled over in the portion and the cops like,

hey, you know what know fast you're going man I'm like I don't know and I go here's this thing. I can't try fast. He starts laughing I get it. There is my time that yeah, I did the best as I did one time I just decided to get a smart ass because you were you know fast you're going I go I know you know sometimes officer I saw the road she was empty and I had to take her. He started laughing so hard. He had to see what their day meant. It's so much fun, I do that.

And then another time I pull, I fucking go from here, I pull all the way through. Yeah. Cobb, how are you guys? Why should I not give you the ticket of your life? I go, worth it. Worth it. And he goes, what do you mean I go, worth it?

He goes, what are you saying? I go, well, I gotta go pick my girlfriend up and that's a flower shop. And I'd rather get the ticket of my life than show up without flowers. Yeah, sorry, I love it. But he goes, you gotta tell my partner what you just said. I have my life's registration,

that's just to get up the door when they walk over here. And I know I just go and do fast, man. It's just, you just make it easier. Yeah, I never, I guess. Why you guys reading them? They always say, you're not gonna talk me out of a ticket, you It's just you just make it easier. Yeah, I never I guess reading They're always saying I'm not gonna talk me out of a ticket you can talk stuff into a ticket though Yeah, cuz you know they're job they deal with negativity People are so much pretty and especially now like hot just deal with shit all day

It's like fuck man. It's a hard job. Yeah, right. It's him. It's he's just dealing with negativity you first of all your job is to give people Tampy people are so mean to yeah I'm never that one. No, never fuck you. Yeah, Chin Have you guys ever seen a gabboon viper crawl? Oh, yeah, I've seen a crawl Crawl would you be right? I'll show you right now. Hold on for a second. Oh, there's things about the goblin fucker Couple things about the goblin fire telling they have the longest fangs of all Fuckin serpents how long long, Brennan? Long. Get up to two inches long. Really?

Two inches long. Yeah. Go ahead, Brennan, show him. Now, now, I told you that you got me told, I told you the story before, kid broke into the DC zoo. Tell him what that viper did, dog.

I'll tell you, look at that, right there. Oh my, yeah. That's not two inches, but let's keep going. That's in the Congo, brother. Now, hold on. That's not two inches, but let's keep going. That's in the Congo brother. Now hold on. That's not two inches, but let's pretend it is. That's easily two inches. That's an inch.

Now hold on, that's two inches. Now listen up. He put those fuckers in a, he put those fuckers in a burlap sack and boom over his back, got on the bus. Those got boons went. Tell him about the sack. Tell him about the sack. I don't like it.

You see the sack? No, no, no. Now you see those fangs burlap sack. Again, not two inches, but we're gonna pretend they're two inches. That's a two inch back. Keep going. That's another inch. Yeah, no, no, no, you see those fangs burlap sack again not two inches But we're gonna pretend the two inches to keep going. That's another Enter no there and the thing went you know what your burlap sack is no good here gonna bite through That's what we can get through this burlap sap on your back bit him on the back I'm on the back Them a dancer is double-finger them. Just double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double-finger double- double-finger double them. Just double times that's double Do they this is double fan double and that and that's some yellow venom That's a yellow venom. I think that's a hematoxin and I think it's a neurotoxin

You know what else dehydrated. Oh, yeah, you ever think about that. Yeah, yeah, so fucks up He fucks with your nervous system and I think you're blood and and now now he got so he's paralyzed forever But anyway, dead. I realized for ever. That's correct sir. You're not walking again And he got off lucky because usually you die now. Let me see this thing crawl because you look at that. By the way, look at how long the God a little rattlesnake. I'm fucking with the mountains. The top there. Look at that. Look at that. Puff out.

Well, that's pretty sharp. That's pretty sharp. That is fucking crazy. Yeah, bro. Well, look how it crawls. It's such a trip. Let me see. That's cross-forward they can do the side thing to you, but that's how cross-forward now That's a regular snake slithering for it. It's better. No, no, no, it's a crawl But if it had to me is like this if it was if it has hands and feet see I thought you were saying hands and feet That's a snake move is that it right there? That's a goblin five watch. You'll see it start crawling like a Sliathering and feet. That's a snake move right there. That's a goblin fight watch you'll see it start crawling. Yeah, like a slithering. You keep saying crawl. It's watch, watch, watch, watch, a clark. Oh, you know what though? It does look like it's crawling. Yeah, but you know what that is? That's a snake slithering up a mountain. But look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,

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I think it's a pet shop or something like that. I see, look how, does it, the crawl. Do you know dangerous that it was? I see where your collar is. I see where your collar is. Yeah, slither. No, slither. That's a pillar.

Yeah, that's a pillar. Yeah, that's a pillar. Yeah. Not an aggressive snake apparently. Look at this little bottom area. But do, see those glands, see how that diamond, that's what it means. That's so pretty. Yeah, it's like that's venom in in his cheeks. Yeah, they're cool. Oh the cheeks. They have giant heads Yeah, cuz they're they're they're filled with that well that thing belongs in on the junk do that thing you'll bite your bus

Gabon where is Gabon in Africa? I believe it's in the right. It's in central. I think it's pretty slow there No, that's Gabon. Yeah, Gabon Yeah, you know what's this is it the pit viper that hangs out in the trees get you in the eyes chin or Looks like West. Yeah next camera. I'm sorry. It's very West. Hey B What's the one that hangs out in the trees you gotta watch is that the that would be that would be the What's the one that hangs out in the trees you gotta watch? Is that the, that would be the best, best for the more thing.

That would be the best thing. You know about this? That's the best thing. That hangs out in trees. Best for the last thing. You want to ask the fence. I need to see. That's the fence.

It's an eyelash fiber, I believe. Eyelash fiber is what I'm looking for for 3,000 hours. Now that's in Costa Rica. So if you go to Costa Rica, please, we've been there. Be aware, look at the trees. Brown tree snake. Well, no, the brown one's good.

It's safe. No, I'm talking about the fucking. We're talking about the hangs out of the trees and fucking eat your eyeballs. Yeah, I think it's the best thing to do. The more that big snake, death kiss. The kiss at death. Not huge, but it's gonna hit you right in the fucking eyes.

Well, you can just put eyelash by if you want. Eyelash? Yeah, type in eyelash by Prinks Hill. There it is. And they're gonna be yellow so Oh my gosh, they look cool. So now that's there's a cool and there's two mating on top there now See that is right gorgeous. That's what's beautiful like it's gorgeous whatever Pretty when he see them. It's definitely hanging there. It is and asking Kim Street for your eyeball now Are they big? No, it looks small small. So you like oh look at that little caterpillar wrong wrong

It looks like a dope dragon. Yeah, the yellow dragon. It looks like a dragon and it's a tiny dragon and it will fucking kill you Dragons are right bite you in your face in your unsuspecting face That's gonna bite me. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna I'm gonna rip it Yeah, is that one pretty venomous? Oh, yeah, oh yeah death In the face, which one's that you don't get help quick and you're gonna have operations and that that poison fucks with you You go blind. It's bad news man. Don't get bit in the face Yeah, she got Jenna. I get a role Yeah, pick Tiger up. Um, I think we could we get a lot of that. I'll just do another Instagram one then oh wait Not that one this one. This one. This one I thought was funny

He's trying to smoke pot underneath his shirt cuz it's like in a public place Okay, keep watching on fire Shit He catches on fire. Oh shit. He catches on fire. Oh he's still smoking. He's trying to do it undercover but. And there you go. Yeah he's not. He's so hot for we? I know. He's hot even when he's on fire. He's cool. He's like let me see. I know. He's so hot that even fire, even when he's on fire. He's so cool. He's like, let me see if I can blow this out. Let me see if I can blow this out. Let me see if I can blow this out. Let me see if I can blow this out.

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The good news is I fly into Detroit and I drive an hour to Toledo. Guys, funny bone. Toledo Ohio May 28th 29th 30th. Get your tickets and then we got San Antonio, Texas, LOL June 3rd the 5th. I'm staying at the hotel. I'm gonna need you to help me out. You got your boy there. I do.

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