The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 690
Episode Date: May 27, 2021The guys talk Brendan's $26k Yeezy's, farting in public, Floyd Mayweather vs Logan Paul, nightshades, music artist Jelly Roll, man found inside a stegosaurus statue leg, John Cena...'s Taiwan controversy, Shapel's old cheerleading footage and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Dude, I think I have hope for the homeless situation in California.
You do?
Yeah, I saw them cleaning up this, the freeway, I get on the one-on-one and like Western all the time.
I saw them cleaning it up.
Yeah, I saw them clean them up.
Yeah, not that.
They have to go somewhere.
They gotta go somewhere.
And you know what?
They ship them all to Venice.
Yeah.
They go to your house.
They used to do that all the time anyway, right?
So there are a couple things that go on.
One is there a judge, a federal judge sued,
I think LA or California saying,
you gotta do something about the homeless situation in LA.
So when you get sued like that,
now they go through appeals and stuff.
But the bottom line is there are two things going on.
One is you gotta do something with the homeless.
So if you move, there's a whole fucking tent city
where you're gonna put them
You can you provide shelters, but this is what they say they don't go to shelters
You know why don't go to shelters because they got a curfew can't do their drugs can't do the shit they want to do
So you'd rather live in a community. It's like fucking dizzy like go by go down near goals
Get down near the mecca of body building and take a look at that
I don't know anymore to break your heart
Check this out you know the budget for the homeless is a billion dollars a year?
California is a billion dollars a year.
But here's a bigger problem.
What are they doing with that?
How?
But now I'll take what they're doing.
Now what they're doing.
Look it bright.
Yeah, they go, hey, we need you to build housing for the homeless.
Well, developers go really?
I'll take that contract.
I'll not lay in.
Give me money. I'm building housing for the homeless.
So they just, they allocate like a parking lot,
you, bees from property, whatever it might be.
Yeah.
And now you've got a homeless industrial complex
because all these fucking developers start bidding
for those contracts.
For those contracts.
You got to build housing.
You're making money.
So when they try to kill that program, now lobby the government go lobby sacramanon you go
wait a minute you can't kill this I mean I this is what if we just like one
city a designated space for like Bakersfield well they thought about
that air force they were they were they moved because they made money
hey but I love it that's a staple for a car that a bad
efforts banks based they're like
move them all out there, but then you don't want to go.
Well, you're in the middle of nowhere.
Yeah, they don't have a thing.
Do they need ocean for a car?
Well, they need resources to still like some people
to give them money and drugs.
So you can't really, so you can't necessarily put them
off in the distance.
Pro, they live.
They live on fucking beast.
Bring up Venice Boardwalk right now.
They live on the fucking beast kids
Like my daughter when I take my son my dog. They don't want to go down there because because it's good
I know they're working on cleaning it out because I did a show I did a fundraiser show
When there was like a petition to be able to know and might so Mike Bonan so my tronon
I tried my bonon who is the council member?
He had a rally for Bernie Sanders, he's a Bernie supporter.
Yep.
When they had the rally, guess what?
All the homeless were gone.
How interesting.
They were all gone.
And now look at him.
How do they, how do they, how do they,
and the minute he left, they came back.
That's nice.
That's always been menace though, a little bit.
Not that bad, not that bad.
You should be allowed,
always been a woman.
I don't think you should be allowed.
It's this Venice 2021.
Now that, that is fun when, like, you want a little trick of homeless and they're like, that's the street vibe. Let's see, I huge time in time. It's this Venice 2021 now that it's fun when like you want a little trickle homies
And like that's the street. Yeah, I grew up that yeah, but now it's like that's I don't think you should be allowed to build a fucking house
Now on the side of the road. No, well, I know the poor property owners are the business owners
Oh, dude, it hasn't ruined the skate park over there. No, nothing's booming. It's gone strong
Those kids will hit a bum in the fucking
yeah I go there and wash them they just those kids
so good so good white
white white white white
cement that's not a lot of
give no there's not I did too I saw like oh do you see
those what the Paul Rodriguez dunks come now no you know
who he is right you you were quick he was talking
you just say hey no time yeah I don't No, you know the way it's right you you were quick you Hey
I was like
Paul Rodriguez
Ducks the comic I'm just I'm just happy to be no dirtly see see the first ones chin. That's one. Yes
He's the comic polarity. No, no, no his dad is the comic. His dad's the comic. Don't but he's the best in the world
Really? Yes, better than you don't think he's Niger. Niger. You know, you know, Niger.
Still on Niger. He's into bees. Nisers. He's a regas though. Rodriguez is beast. He's that good
Bees I remember him talking. He made the dunks popular.
Those are nice.
He made the dunks popular.
He was always really skating them back in the day.
Those are dope.
Those are dope.
You like them, Brian?
I can't.
We gotta get you a couple of some of those.
Not those.
Hey, let's just pre-elephant them somewhere.
I tried to.
No, you're new to the game.
I can't be 54 wearing that shit. I'm not saying that
I'm not talking that yeah, Brian. I'm just a whole black
Those no not for him. I need first of all I need some I need to feel like
These are reserved you know what I mean? What's rolling my soma classics?
reserved, you know what I mean? They're concerned.
What's wrong with my soma classics?
Oh.
They're into our soccer shit.
Did you steal those from the Pete Sanford's?
See, it's a white closet.
Yes, I did.
I give a g-
You could, no, it's too much on the nace.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
Oh, I get your name on them.
I know.
You flex on the nace?
No, I'm not flexing, but.
Well, I'm flexing, I just.
Whoa.
Gold, dude.
And this. That's real gold, dude. Do you real gold these are no bro I think they're the whole white snow all girl of kicks well first of all that looks like is that real
that's real alligator connoisse real gold for Nike they don't make him anymore. My boys from suplex
By your Tesla You be quiet. You're stupid fucking how much are they it's gonna make me mad. Oh, yeah, it's gonna make you mad
I don't know look it on the yeah chin. They I think I want to
Yeezy what's
Nike Yeezy and you like him because they got this this natural
They killed a python or a lizard because no one else really has them. Yeah, no, they're out there, but they're fake. Nike air Yeezy's
Nope, no, those are the no so what's the full name?
He's already one to one. No man. These are old school dog
What year what year?
Don't do year if you still Nike Yeezy off item. I'll just go to the end
For $26,000 are you wearing?
That's what you spent I just bet 26 these were given to me you could you could some very good friends
That's a very very good I could sell you shouldn't even say this because they're gonna be there
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You know feet. Oh, yeah, ah
I'm thinking different. I think you're right now. Now we're gonna take your yeasies. You know suck the boys off now
Who's never happened dude? Why do you have to make it that way because there's no time that one of thugs
So there's gonna be like oh yeah, dude
I was robbing hey how about the guy Zoo culture the pink fucking du rag today. Oh, yeah
Just a rough gay
He wasn't gay
Who is a pink du rag with white fluffy headphones? You have a jack wife beater pink du rag
Just fucking damn yeah You have a Jack wife-beater pink du-rag just Damn yeah
All cleaved out was chest cleaved out
Pink du-rood that man was not gay. Oh, you want to see you get the
Damn he'll grab you down the cable grip and just fucking go to town
Don't if he's your if he's doing curls like this
Now hold on no
It sounds like he's hard so I don't know why you're making them all impressed
He's not always a little brisket. Was he a power bottomer? Is he a power top that's powered top?
Yeah, he's a straight up then then he's fucking jacking it up boom
Boom straight mail that likes pink
Can I be honest with you? There are different ways to curl you got this?
Uh-huh, you got this and you got that now I'll go all three
One workout. Yeah, so
Tell this old fuck what we did today at the at the gym you'd blow your old asshole out while you're your fucking post-a
We go I just send you your video. We did. Yeah, I send it to dad lives. I don't
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That's a way to like I don't want to finish this
Out Like in
It's like there's so much to it. You know, it's just like yeah, you lost all in this. That's for 75
That's way that is dude that's for 75 That much weight that is dude that's for 75 ah
Not a problem. Don't be mad at the flat back either. No, I practically done 10
so much weight
And not even choose
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My mom's always that way.
My kids are in the back seat.
There's a word driving.
And you always have to be careful
because this story she tells,
my two children were going to celebrate my death birthday
at my sister's house and she says,
you know, a woman was,
she had her two kids in the car, little adorable kids,
and she was in a rush and she was in a bad mood
and there was traffic and she died in a pullout.
She decided to pull out and just beat the traffic
and a truck was coming this way and smashed her
in the children and they all died.
That was the story.
That's how you end.
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There's a dude there working on the cable.
I didn't know guys were on the cable.
And then my son Boston's there with our, you know, with our girl who watches them.
So I come in and I'm like, and I take my home, I hate to do schedule a cable guy.
She's like, no, I don't know cable.
Do you know?
So then my mind starts fucking going crazy.
I'm like, well, if I walk in, he's like grabbing boss something like that.
So I come in pretty hot.
I go, what are you doing, dude?
He's like, you set this up like two months ago, man.
I was like, set, what up?
Terrify.
He's like, yeah, I'm like, set, what up?
He's trying to take your Wi-Fi.
All right, man.
All right.
I stood there watching.
I'll be watching you.
Yeah, you don't get me, you can't trust it.
My dad, one thing about anyone is, you come and he's just, he's just standing there.
Good health, everything is good.
Unbelievable.
Dad looks like farts hard.
You dad looks like farts hard.
Oh my God, I'm like, oh, like this.
He's standing there, I can't believe it.
I'm standing there, and I just go.
And, well, I went like this and I look at my mother.
I go, and she goes, and he just goes like this.
And he just goes, he walks and then comes back.
And it'd be more, and I hear it, and I go,
and I go, and I go, we all go, we're all going
and my mother, and he just looks at me like this.
And he just goes, and he just walks upstairs
and my mother, and I go, you know,
and my mother goes, he doesn't care.
I say, he doesn't give a fuck,
he doesn't even care, He knows what he's doing.
I want to get to that age.
Like Michael Bags when he was older, you know?
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Let's go
I was like
You get to a level when you just don't give a fuck yeah, I don't what level I was embarrassed about farting during the fucking day
You can you can
You can you can Like change your fucking right shorts
Just far
Nice and it gives a
Fuck no
I think it's on world star chain. There's this hot girl. She's like on the track team with somebody that she's doing it scram life
She's like to him. She's like, man. I got a far
She's holding she's pretty dude. She goes and I got a fart. She goes
She goes
Alright anyway so
She goes I said it excuse me
What do you want me to do?
It's like God damn
We need to change the stick my heart
Fuck that shit is funny to me man
Keep scrolling this is early today
It was yesterday, keep scrolling
It's gonna be a lot
No, just go this second page
Oh no keep going
It'd be along here somewhere. Oh, there it is. Which one? Where?
Very top left. This one of the game is this shorty left. Nope,
nope, right there. Yeah. Yeah.
Watch it. She was on the gas for it.
Excuse me.
I had a fart. You're okay. It was born the best.
What do you think?
Is it backwards?
She just keeps on rolling.
So she knew she was on camera?
Yeah, she's in screen one.
Five, four, eight.
She had to fart just for my...
She said it's hurt my stomach.
She's cute.
Hey, I get it with verga, so you gotta let it out, huh?
You farted because I said, excuse get it with vergin' something. You gotta let it out, huh? You farted good.
I said, excuse me, you got a problem?
Fear of play.
Fear of part-blet like, what are you doing?
I said, excuse me, you're a rock and love you.
Yeah.
Poo.
So, right, I wrote something.
I wrote poo.
That's Buck and Holler.
Yeah, so buddy.
That's a big, low, and big part.
I'm gonna make Ty, you're like, you know, he's a kid, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he fart, saying you're a fart. Yeah, it's so buddy. That's a big level of work. I'm gonna make Tyger like, you know, he's a kid.
He's not, he's far too, you will fuck.
Yeah, yeah.
It's been over as big as far.
And my girl makes me say, excuse me.
I'm like, that's so great.
I'm in it.
So like, I'll fart around him like, dad,
what are you saying?
I'm like, I say nothing, buddy.
I say not, because I fart.
I leave the room.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll be fucking taboo.
You taking your nose?
No. You know, I know it's doing you. Yeah, sure, yeah, I'll be fucking tabled in your nose. No, you know, I know you yeah sure
Whatever you want to everything gross. I do I mean eventually yeah around people though. No, I try not to
You that's another you farting in a girl no
You know you're like straining to hard let's rip the fart right? I mean accidentally
Yeah, it's so embarrassing, but like I've never like no
Intentionally just like you do you have your girlfriend for you?
In her sleep. Yeah, she doesn't know it does she I tell her
You'll be like wake up girl. You'll be like wake up girl
Yeah, I fart on purpose sometimes to let everybody know you they had to let anybody know what you do the Dutch oven Yeah, they get to it. What are you? What are you trying to let people know just that they have to understand
Yeah, like that. I get you a catch eyes with your two a catch eyes and lock up
You do
Sometimes you do this
You want to be discussed? Yeah
I'm just daddy looks like you have some streaks in those undies
No, you know what a little bit though. You got a day. No, I got to clean my whistle
I'm always trying to clean his whistle. I clean my jump up on a counter sink like a gargle
It washes acid. I cannot I can't have it. I have to walk out with you. I hate it
I would jump in the sink and splash water. Yeah
But I have a day and I have a, I take wipes on the road.
My ass has to be as clean as my hands.
Come on now.
At all times.
I love you.
What are you doing on the plane?
I'm not talking about that.
But a lot of times I won't go until I can get to the thing.
I'm not gonna put my ass.
He'll go on the plane and a heartbeat.
Oh no, no.
This last time we're coming back,
I got these new vitamins and they have digestive enzymes.
I don't know.
Then they fed me this chicken pesto.
This dude next to me was just, you know,
whole office set up, just coffee.
And I went dude, and he's like, what,
you gotta, I'm sorry, you gotta get all this
and I gotta go.
And he's like, right now, I'm like, dude, you,
you got, you know where you're pointing where you're like,
that's gotta be like, oh, you,
he goes like this, he's like,
I'm gonna type this password, log out gotta be like, oh, you can't. He goes like this, he's like, he's like, we're tight in this password, lock out,
there goes,
I'm so dreamy.
I'm fit in the back.
How do you fit in the back?
Yeah, I barely fit.
You can't even stand up, dude.
Oh, my knees are touching the door.
Oh, fuck, man.
You did the same thing when we came back from Nashville
and we had that hot chicken.
I've sat next to him like certain basketball players.
When you're six nine. It's a major issue
I mean how the fuck is like four Stephens true, you know, you seven five Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Australia to fight and they go he's down to take the fight It's a big boy anyway. You could just do a piston class from please some foot tall
And it's miserable for him to he literally his knees go numb. Is there anything you doing you see goes no?
We can't we're sorry here to fly how far to Australia? Oh
They went oh, we're sorry, but that man he's some foot tall great and a nice guy in the world huge
Yeah, he's such a nice guy. I remember when I met him and Brendan was fighting still.
Uh-huh.
I was supposed to fight him.
Who's that?
Mark Hunt.
And Brendan, Brendan goes.
Brendan.
Oh, I remember.
Brendan said that.
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So I go like this I go how would you fight that guy and he go that you rarely see he goes as he goes
Oh, I'm gonna knock him out. That's how I'm gonna fight him. I'm gonna knock him out like got him
I was like oh Jesus yeah, yeah, I don't think to talk about rents. That's tough
You guys say we get three fucking's in the same room, man.
Yeah, especially when we're also a spiritual,
they do like promotions.
We had big country, the fuck come on.
Roy Nelson.
Roy Nelson with our boy Frank Mehr.
Yeah, in Vegas at the conference room.
Because those two were very,
there were some caution in the room.
They were like, how you doing?
With me and Roy.
No, no, with the boy and fucking Frank.
Yeah, not you, you're always good. Yeah, with especially then, like come out of the game. I don't, no, it's a boy. Yeah, not you you're always good. Yeah, especially then like come out the game
I don't give no fuck Frank mere Frank mere might be the most dangerous man in the world
We had seven knives on the old and guns don't fuck with Frank mere look at that. That's a war fuck that dude's a
two great guys so they all great one that fight
Frank did Frank do they're both they're both amazing. It was Roy
But Frank's like like serious legend. It's great to got a lot of a stomach got a too much food dude got announced today
Your boy your boy's going to Miami next week working Floyd
Logan Paul really I leave Thursday for Miami. Is that right you stoke?
Pretty stoke now wait. I don't know what they how on how when June June 6th right? You stoke? Pretty stoke. No way. I don't know what they say. How long? June, June, June, 6th, right? It's the
Sunday. It's fights on a Sunday. So weans, because it's
entertainment fight, exhibition fight. So they don't have to do
the mandatory sat day before. So the Logan Floyd Wands on
Friday, that's kind of like a celebration way. And then
there's actual real boxing, like organized like commission boxing,
they weigh in to the standard Saturday,
and then the fights on Sunday.
I'm very, I'll tell you what I'm very excited about.
What?
There are two things.
One thing I'm worried about is Floyd's hands.
I don't know how brittle they are.
So I don't know how hard he's gonna be hitting Mr. Logan Paul.
But when I'm very interested to know,
if Floyd is going to make Logan pay for the
sins of his brother. Oh, where's brother taking his hat? I wonder, yeah. I wonder.
No, no, no. And the other thing is I want to know is if I want to see if Logan Paul can
actually put a glove on Floyd Mayweather. Now, I keep you in mind. He's 44 and I would
remind you that guy named Mani Pacquiao didn't touch him. That's what I was saying. He
made Kanema miss. He made Kanawa mess.
He's made everybody miss.
My only caveat to that is you're assuming the Floyd Mayweather
is in the same mental space that he was in.
Yeah.
When he fought man.
Yes, I am.
But how good is that?
Yes, I am.
I don't think he's being the same mental space as when he fought Conner.
I think he's even looking at this as more of a...
More of a, like I want to punish him.
Okay.
No.
Oh, more of a joke. Conner's a much better, like, I want to punish this guy. Okay, no. Oh, more of a joke. Yeah, really?
Conner's, Conner's a much better boxer by far.
But he didn't even entertain that, really.
Like, I know from close sources,
he really didn't train for that, Bella.
I bet he didn't, didn't.
No.
No, I'm sure he didn't.
He didn't train for Conner?
No.
You're talking in different lengths.
It's like, if you speak fluent Spanish,
and I learned it for two weeks,
and tried talking to you, you'd be like,
dude, come on.
Can I get you some? There's no different, like. There's no there's no air. It's not even
the same. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love where Logan Paul's at on it because he was
on first taking, you know, Max is on the Steven A Smith is on there. Sometimes
he may spend stress, but whatever. But he goes, hey, he goes low. He got to
realize like these real box and aficionados and like people like legend of
space, you know, there's a little upset that you're getting this opportunity to and like, like, legend of space.
You know, there's a little upset that you're getting this opportunity to fight Floyd, like
you haven't done anything to deserve it.
And he goes, I never said I did.
He goes, I take those, but who wouldn't take this opportunity?
He goes, also, you guys are forgetting.
Floyd hit me up.
I wasn't chasing Floyd.
He hit me up because he knows how much money he can make, find a guy like me.
He's like, so, you know, for me, it's a win-win.
He goes, if I lose, yeah, everyone's gonna say yes.
He was, but if I win, he was what happens?
What happens to the box?
By the way, I mean, you can say whatever you want
about the Paul Brothers, they get in the ring.
They do.
They do train.
I mean, you know, they're both athletic kids,
and Jake, what's his name?
Jake's was Showtime now.
Jake's was Showtime.
He's trying to be a real boxer.
That takes balls. I don't care what anybody be a real boxer. Yeah, that takes balls
I don't care what anybody says like and oh by the way he makes
Well, how much money is he making crazy in my mind crazy? So so the what I from what I've seen
He's actually getting in there and boxing with real dudes and getting taking it tuned up
But then taking it so we're still time then is he gonna get like yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna see Lamar Odom or some shit in there
Like it would but you might get like a Mike Perry,
or you know, they're not gonna toss them
to the fucking walls.
Yeah, yeah, obviously.
You're sure it's fucking not getting, you know,
these YouTubers, like it's show time.
Yeah, like show time, they're gonna play like game.
Show time wanted like a regular production,
like, you know, they wanted Maro
and you know, they're old school old heads.
And I told him,
I said, that's not the way to do this.
He's a big boy.
Who?
Heavyweight?
Who?
Jake, Jake, how do you do?
25?
What?
Yeah.
He'll be four weight classes heavier than Floyd.
Don't you think, don't that matter?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
but don't you think it's smart for him to fight,
see what I do?
Don't you think it's smart for him to fight MMA guys
who are like, like guys like Mike Perry and
and yeah, because because boxing is different.
It's your different distance.
Yeah, but he's eventually gonna have to face a real box.
But everyone complaining, that's not the path right now.
Yeah, like a Mike Perry would be great.
There's some other guys that could be moving.
I think what about the guy who always maces me at his striking is I'd love to see Nate DS get it beyond
I think Nate's got so much more experience Nate box all of them have way more. Yeah, but no
I mean Nate boxes boxes with boxers and has been doing that mid-distancing forever for sure
But my thing is is he gonna beat Nate? No, but I just think that level if you want to really see where you're at
Oh, yeah sure that pressure and the Nate
This is why I want for Nate you'd make so much money a lot of mine
So I want guys have that train make so much way to have that platform Nick or Nate. Yes would be great
It's me interesting that makes I'm I am he never made a good Miami fuck. I've been to Florida wait too many times
My amy's got something to say it's got something to say. It's got something to say.
Yeah.
I'm more of a neighbor.
I'm more of a neighbor's guy.
I've got something to say.
Yeah.
I'm more of a neighbor's guy.
You are for a weekend.
I don't know that for living.
I can't live, it's living definitely neighbor's.
Yeah, I can't live it.
Miami, the music constantly, everywhere you are.
You're in a show.
It's a hustle.
You're fucking, and then don't go with J. Shaw
because you want to go down fucking South Beach
and do the, J. Shaw's a sausage. J. Shaw, don't go with J. Shah because you want to go down fucking South Beach and do the
J-Shob J-Shob will hang till four in the morning with no problem. Doesn't need a lot of sleep either gets up and
He doesn't damn thing. He doesn't move a lot. J. J. J. is not a big. He's not a kinetic
Hyper-guide J-Move. Yeah. Do you move that his own face? I'd tell'd say what Miami's probably my favorite city in Florida as well. It should be. I loved it. Yeah. I mean, I don't need to do
Like more of a beat. I believe I believe I said this many times the best looking people
Per capita for me. I'm probably my am even the guys
They're great looking
Dominican like Even the guys. The great looking. The beer girl. The Dominican.
Like doubt that was last one.
When we had to show down the cat.
Those were your first time Miami.
Yeah, those were my first time Miami.
It was beautiful.
I think the day we went because it was, I think the week after the spring break and there
were all the curfew.
Oh, the week up.
Yeah, we had that weird curfew, so it was a little odd, but I really like.
People are right.
Beautiful people everywhere.
Yeah, everywhere.
You go to the mall and it's like a fucking get-
Everyone has a fat ass.
Everyone their grandpa had a fat ass.
I know.
It's fucking nuts.
We wrote jet skis.
Mm-hmm.
My ass, me.
My ass, ooh.
I'll come up with things too.
I'll take that.
Thanks, bro.
Yeah, right down there.
Yeah, give them that.
Ah, hand smother.
Fuck, dude, my hands are heavy.
What do you do for work, Adi?
I just play tennis.
I lift weights.
I say what?
I lift weights.
I play tennis and I'm getting back into boxing.
I'm not going to spar anymore because, well, it's just.
You don't need to spar.
You're good.
Do it.
You're eight.
Well, I told you, you know, I was getting dizzy and getting hit.
You can't do that. You don't need to do that. I don't kick cotton in joss sometimes and you, you know, I was getting dizzy and getting hit. You can't do that.
You know, I don't kick cotton in Jocentice
and I'd be like, oh, I can't chew for a minute.
Can you tell us with Jeff?
Yeah.
Jeff's gonna understand a barber.
He's got a house there.
Yeah.
You say he's just staying under it.
Jeff runs on a country road.
He's the man he wants.
He's the best.
Jeff Foley.
Jeff Foley.
One of the best.
Oh, you're gone doing your
uh, I'm gonna cut my life into pieces. You're in Phoenix Rock and I'm one of boys from H2O.
Not wife. Jesus Christ. Take it easy Jeffrey Donner. No, uh, he's doing a uh, straight up
uh, punk rock. He's jumping on tour bus doing a punk rock concert. I'm going with the band and I'm
doing a song with the band H2O. I know I still. Yeah. I've heard of it. I'm going with the band and I'm doing a song with the band. We know. I know H2O.
Yeah, I've heard of it.
A boy told me yours.
I think he's met you.
Yeah.
I think he was Frank.
Grilla.
No, H2O, they were fans of the show
because he sent some stuff to us before.
Did he?
That's my boy.
We got matching tattoo.
Oh, I know, I know him.
Yeah, I met him at first.
He's a great guy.
Yeah, that's what's my age. Yes. No, no, he's 51. at first. Yeah, he's a great guy. Yeah, that's what my age. Yes. I saw
No, no, he's he's 51. All right. Well, yeah
Yeah, it's good people. Damn he's 51 rocking out to the fuck yeah, bro. He's tied it up. He's he do
Dope dope dude. He's friends with John Joseph. He's friends. Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw Frank Grill today driving
I was off the board day. He's down there. Was he, was this window down?
Was he just, was he just over here?
Was he just, you know what? I didn't even go, beat me.
I just looked at him.
They don't want to fuck up his vibe.
Just kept on keeping up.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, he just, sometimes you got to do that to a person.
Let him have their vibe.
Yeah, I saw him, you know, go on a road Dale.
Right. I don't know.
Sometimes, sometimes it was like I came downstairs today.
My mother, I'm just woke up. My mother on zoom has the people I grew up with and
They now live in India so she's zooming with you know and and she's like say hi, you know the first thing
I'm like, ah man, I love them, but fuck
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How yeah, what what happens?
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monkey about you I'm like do you want to do the piano
doing your scales are you doing your scales I can't make it up to replace this
no joke my dad my dad plays the guitar but he's really good no he's he's got
fingers that are much bigger than his uh-huh shi in hands and he's got no musical ability none and I said to him I go listen it's
awesome that you're older now and you're studying Italian and golf you have to quit that you have
to keep that you're doing yeah and it's similar as party bram you're so bad that you shouldn't do
it yeah I don't mind be the bits of it.
What was his code?
I'm gonna lock it out.
I tried that for a year.
Fucking good luck with the piano.
I tried that.
I got to a point where I was playing.
When I was a kid.
It was like your playing.
Yeah.
No, I worked that at hard.
I worked that for a year hard.
But you can learn it.
You can learn it, but it's technical.
I know how to play like some sort.
You're a user who'll do, yeah.
Chin, can you play piano? Yeah, I do it by ear. A little bit of chin, huh? Yeah, I know. to play like Some called dude. Yeah, Chin. Can you play piano? Yeah, but I do buy air
Yeah, I know I do buy here. I just want to have a jury of lens sleeve on
Ten the night is or tennis elbow is that one of those iron thing like you see at late nights
It's after you're sick. You're 10 to nice flaring up get this cool
I looked up my mind a YouTube like what because there's a weird sensation it feels like crap and it I guess it's
That helping is it from sawing bones at night?
Is that helping I've only had for like one day so I'm not sure I'm gonna do it for like a week and I bought another one for this arm
Dude everything in my body's hurt
Speaking of my acupuncture how well you guys want to see something really crazy?
Yeah, take a shirt off though. Yeah, I'm cutting out It might be some kind of arthritis. Speaking of my acupuncture, how was it? You guys wanna see something really crazy?
Try, try, take your shirt off.
Take my shirt off though.
Try cutting out night shades.
Cause that's what I did.
I don't even know if I eat it.
Night shades.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Wait, what did you say?
Oh, you don't know about my arthritis.
I do, I do, please don't.
I didn't tell you about that.
No, you did, please don't.
No, I did it.
No, please don't do it, please don't do it.
Cut out night shades.
I'll look up night shades.
I'm gonna think I have an eating belt.
I have a toy response.
I thought I had full body arthritis
Which I did I stopped doing that a week later
King got all flaky. What was that psoriasis?
Yeah, try to try out a surprise no and daddy at psoriasis
Oh, you got psoriasis. I stick here like a poster. It was fast. It was like
I do all over my body. How do you really?
I got really stressed my
King I got rid of this dress moment. You're a stress.
I got rid of the stress moment.
Oh, I got it.
But also, also,
Daddy's leg looked like Freddy Krueger.
But also, dude, I called my ass.
It was so, Freddy Krueger's face.
I was just guessing.
When I was in Colorado, I called my ex.
I go, I think I have to go to the doctor
because I can't walk well.
And then by accident, a doctor said,
or do you have any allergies?
I said, eggplant.
They said, do you have stiffness in your joints?
I go, well, my secret secret is I thought I was gonna,
I was dying, I didn't tell anybody.
It's an hour of yoga just to get moving.
I never told anybody, because you know,
you get nervous.
So fucking cut that shit out.
I squirted out a week later.
You know, I was doing jujitsu.
How many eggplant are eating at night?
Wait, but I would eat eggplant.
I wouldn't understand my throat would close up
and I get a pain.
If you touch this part of my head, just this part.
This is pain.
Bro, if you're like, oh, oh, just a little tap.
A little tap, a little tap, a little tap, a little tap.
See ya.
I know, I care.
I'm like, I'm like, I wish you cheers.
Anything you wish if people's dyes and all.
Chin, you know what you need to do, bro.
Dude, I'm a doctor.
Chin is 44. I don't think I even need to stop doing this. Yeah, but you shouldn't. Yeah, I don't you think that
I don't know what you know if anything's gonna inflammation. He's exercise. No, you know, you said a fucking work
What is it? The inflammation is from cream barbecue. No alcohol most likely. I think every day
Yeah, I know I can't cut that out baby. I'm in it. I'm what happened with you every time you're dropping soon How much drinking? How much you drinking? I drink no
Couple drinks. Yeah, I'll have like truiles
I have like two or three truiles and maybe a glass of wine what are truiles the
Seltzer yeah, they're really good the lemonade ones. They're really good, but so I did the catch you drink
She never dreams she drink with me once on my birthday. She drank in that I
My god in national jelly
Some people change she jumped on the wall like a fucking tree
on the wall like a fucking tree yeah crazy
after we're
forced into keel on everybody yes and it was good
you know jelly roll is like three four
thousand
who's Lucy said it was named jelly roll
Lucy because he had like outlaws
him to it we said it looked like the solar system
like jelly rolls the sun we all just
circle yeah yeah because we're all just
just in rotation it was so much fun
he goes man he's great story great voice man We all just yes, yeah, yeah, cuz we're all just just in rotation. It was so much fun
Like his tour video hundreds of thousands of people singing a song word for word like jelly rolls blowing the fuck up
That's right the crowd right there. Wow, yeah. Look at this.
This is recent.
Oh, come on.
Ready, go, ready, go, come on.
Come on, that's amazing.
I feel crazy.
How nuts is that?
Crazy.
This is for show back.
The nicest guy, too.
Yeah, I love it.
Oh, my god.
Sweetie.
Such a sweetie.
That's my guy.
Save me. Oh, he'll take care of you when you're out there in Nashville. He was, Baba, my jelly roll. Sweetie, that's my guy. Save me.
Oh, who'd say care of you when you're out there in Nashville?
He was blah, blah, anything you need.
Yeah.
He's a great dude.
Because you have a prom, you calm.
If someone steals your Rolex, I'll get it back.
I told him.
I told him he should just sit around and have story time
next to a fire.
Yeah.
Tell fucking stories, man.
So that's his daughter, and that's his dime piece wife.
Wow.
Wow. Great dude Wow Great is the best
Love that guy he's good people my favorite people I love you
Were you about to bring up to him before we were to oh my bad?
My bag oh, let's take your shirt off. I'll take a picture of the day. You're like how jacked up I my back is kind of random
Yeah, I'm so pale. I'm so pale. That's why you're not pale and make
Dude you're more tan than Christian and Brian you look at my
Baby you go snow blind
Even though you're a talent
You got caught whoa some cupping what does that do?
That sucks up. That's like a hit a hit a board releases the toxins from your body. Yeah
Bring the blood to the area
Has it been working I hope
We were in that jay to Jimmy Lynn sleeve
That's for the bag. There's not for the elbow. Yeah, that's why I'm praying I'm praying to work
I pray for you and you you used to be 300 pounds. It's not great right 285
He was just 285.
Yeah.
What are you way now?
180.
I'm too light.
I should definitely be at least 180.
Keep that 180.
No, I have to be 200.
Wait, tell you what you're working on.
What do you think, Brian?
No.
Push-ups, that's it.
Oh, there you go.
The thing he's fucking left in and push in is the keyboards.
Go, go, go, go, meet them at their gym.
No, I'm going to take your advice.
You have that guy, right?
Yeah. 30 minutes, 20 minutes. Yeah. What is You have that guy right? Yeah, 30 minutes 20 minutes
Yeah, what is it? Some guy, but it's like 60 bucks an hour. That's
60 bucks a session. Oh
That's something
Personal training. Let's do it. All right. Hey, what just come do it. I'll buy you the first three and you tell me all right
What you think or you can hang out with Mark in a I'm not too. I'm not too son though
I always get to Tucson.
You guys are going heavy.
You're going heavy.
No, don't come there.
No, don't come in the car.
I'm bodybuilder guy.
They won't let him.
They won't let him.
They'll let him manage.
Zoo culture, you get to work up.
No, because everybody's just a giant dude.
I've got to tell you something.
So David Lucas, what?
David Lucas, you know, opens up for me a little savage fucking roast master
He goes out he goes dude. I love it. I can't believe everybody knows he goes doing my boys like super connected and he used him
man
he's gonna take care of us and he walks up going like a Chicago
But I don't do like up to shows. I just want to go back to Airbnb take my fucking shoes off and watch TV and rest and drink water
And who curled just hang out with you guys.
I'm not trying to go to the club, and we're all like, no, no, this one's going like,
we gotta tell David something.
So we walk out there, we walk, we're just walking.
So we walk out there, right?
The guy, he's like, you know, he's like a lady's man.
He's like a lady's man.
Oh my, are you talking to this guy?
He's like a lot.
He's in.
And there's three chicks, one, you know, Lizzo figure girl, the big girl. And then two normal ones. And he's talking to me, he's like, yeah. He's in and there's three chicks one one you know, Lizzo figure girl the big girl
And then two normal ones and he's talking to me. He's like, yeah, we're going to see some fancy club in Houston
He goes you you two can get in. I can't get your big ass in and I'm I hear he's straight up
Send it to the girl. I go bro. What that's cool. He says I can't get her in that ain't having a sweetheart
I ain't getting a big ass in I was like
Hey, man, that's the way we talk to people.
He said, he said, he said, a therapy in gym sessions
could help you out.
I don't like that guy.
Oh, so one of the awkward.
I don't like that.
No, no one does.
So they will, they will walk off and like,
the girls will laugh on her and I'm like, what the,
so I'm like, we're good man.
And we get in our car.
They had like a escalator or something first.
I go, we're good.
We need a driver that he was driving.
So we go back there being be the next day.
One of those girls I realized works at the club
and I went and found him and said, hey, hey,
once you don't, I don't know that guy.
That guy talked to your friend like that.
He's not with us.
Like you talk to your big fat friend like that.
That ain't cool.
You don't say big fat friend.
No, that's what I said though.
The guy talking to a fat friend like that. That ain't, that ain like that that ain't that you're not a real
Here no, I said that's thing gonna cut it sweetheart. We're gonna talk to your big fat friends. That ain't gonna cut it
Right don't know no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm a big fat friend. You're a big fat friend
That's not a big fat friend. What do you call it? What is a big fat? Why is he just like a teller?
I go hey, she's not that guy has nothing to do with it. He's not in our
I know I said that to an I goes your friend. Okay. She was oh my god
I stopped being friends with a guy who said he said this girl's a four
Ditcher she was a friend of mine and the girl's cool girl was what?
I looked at him and I said to her face. Yeah, and I said or like like hey, no, no, he said and I said to him
I'll take who was with my my no you know, I'll tell you after
Do I know the person but of course I do and I said I said don't I go I go dude in the you're the guy in the movie
I fucking punch in the face right oh
I never forgot
With him again, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I never forgot I was like it's your face. You're for yeah
I was like and I was like it's your face that you're for yeah, that's like fight man
I was like I said to my dude hey dude you're the guy I punched in the face in the movie
I punch you in the face and I keep punching the face
You're I was young. I you know I used to lose my fucking mind over stuff like that
I hate that show yeah, don't hurt people's feelings man
It's makes me fucking I don't like a bully and I never only get me to fight us
That's why I said hey you're a big fat friend. Don't worry about it. Hey, because I
Brinded that you're back. You're in it if you were a fat chin. No, not at all
No, but she she was like no she wouldn't she we laughed it off like I said joke. I was like he is a joke
You don't have to worry about oh he's a pimp. Yeah sucks though
Literally a pimp I was just like hey, how's everyone doing? Like, I didn't know you, you know what I mean? Like, hey, you're ruining it.
I hear you do it cool, but you're not getting it in.
Nothing.
I went, oh, what?
I think I've gained some therapy in a workout session.
I'll be, oh, dude!
It's 2021.
We can't talk like that, Bubba.
When I was in Greece as a young man,
and my sister was probably 18 or 19,
and this girl, it was this really hot girl, said, called my sister a pig probably 18 or 19. And this girl, this is really a hard girl, said,
call my sister a pig in Italian or French.
And my friend told us what she said.
And then the girl said, you are pig, you are pig.
Because my sister was not all dog.
She's American.
I don't hurt my feelings.
Well, I-
Your sister looks like you with a wig.
My sister, like no, she was cute.
She was 18.
No, guys look exactly like that. And I was going a wig my sister
All right, my sister went my sister went she just goes
Boom and just fucking hip-hop bumper go ask bumper like that and the girl came back She went boom and asked She was a tough girl. Yeah, I would say you're just having you
I'm one of the tough girl. Yeah holds a grudge. Yeah, and goes go and we'll get you back
Yeah, cuz she'll be like Brendan and you're like, okay, yeah, she'll get back Yeah, she'll be like Brendan. You should whip up up up and yeah, oh damn. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes over me. Oh hell yeah. To say the least. Yeah, to say the least. That's good.
She's a rock.
Not sentimental.
Not sentimental.
Not sentimental.
Oh, you have a full suffer.
People like that.
The Kellns are a little dead behind you guys.
A little bit.
Oh really?
Not the most affectionate bunch of them.
Not the most affectionate bunch of them.
Not the most affectionate bunch of them.
Not the most affectionate bunch of them.
Not the most affectionate bunch of them.
Not the most affectionate bunch of them.
Not the most affectionate bunch of them.
Not the most affectionate bunch of them.
Not the most affectionate bunch of them.
Not the most affectionate bunch of them. Not the most affectionate bunch of them. Not the most affectionate bunch of them. Not the most affectionate bunch of them. Not the most affectionate bunch of them. And the other Italian side, the Sicilian side. Popped with a fart on you. They got some, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they,
that's also, also, also, also, his sister lives in
the biggest house you've ever seen.
Oh, really?
Oh, you get lost in the backyard, it's,
it's jamangy back there.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
It's, it's, it's a nice house.
It's a nice house.
It's a nice house.
It's a nice house.
It's a nice house.
It's a nice house.
It's a nice house.
It's a nice house.
It's a nice house.
It's a nice house. It's a nice house. It's a nice house. It's a nice house. It's a nice house. It's a nice house. Yeah, food started at 40. Yeah, one of my favorite people smart even my girl goes and he's handsome
Like he's like a guy. Oh, he's a fucking. Oh,
Is he Swedish or German Swedish Swedish?
Sweden out of Sweden. Oh, he's fed up from Sweden. Yeah, he's feeding and he loves soccer
Pro soccer soccer. Yeah, yeah, he's made his name has the accident everything
Yeah, and and just and you know, well, I'm University on Miami fan like he's a he's a real fan of certain sports and gets pissed when they lose
Just a guy like my my sister's oil roll. He wouldn't talk to his competitors
Like his competitors when when he was banker like the big guys and his team would be over there
Chum and Chum and you'd be like I don't talk to those guys. I hate them
He's a beast that one of one of those competitive motherfuckers.
Damn.
House is stupid.
I got to be his bean cross,
but he's old house, right?
Yeah.
Who?
A lot of famous people owned it.
Yeah, a great house though.
Yeah, it's a house.
It's a house.
It's a house.
It goes there and you go,
it's my joke, it's like you're walking and you go,
money does kind of buy happiness.
I'm wondering what it's like.
It's like those houses,
if you see those houses in Dubai,
that they're now dropping into the water.
If you see those, with the underground,
bring those up for a second.
You see those?
Yeah, but you're into buy though, you know?
You're into buy, but if you do Dubai right,
if you got the money, you got everything to buy.
If you have a private jetting or a chopper,
you go, well, there you go.
Well, that's what you got.
That's your house.
Oh yeah, I feel clung on your water.
I would never do that.
I would never.
You wouldn't?
No.
I just get a place in Miami, that's all right.
Oh man, that looks pretty fucking cool.
I mean, it looks cool.
It looks terrible.
I wouldn't mind spending like two days there.
I don't trust it.
It's in a place where there's no leaves.
That's what I say.
And then the first fucking hurricane.
You know, damn tsunami of comfort.
Dude, I'm living there and I'm diving in the water.
Just get a yacht.
How do you get water to your, to your, I'm not your, I'm not your, I'm not your, I'm living there and I'm diving in the water just get up y'all How do you get water tears?
You better get grocery shop early look at that
Poor reefs. You're down there looking at animals. No, not that
I would not I couldn't do it. I don't feel comfortable that gives me anxiety vacation house
You know, like yeah, like I'm saying I can even those homebath Malibu that are on still
Give me such anxiety. Yeah, do you see a, I can't say anything. Even those homebath Malibu are that on stilts. Give me such anxiety.
Do you see a party the other day?
No.
50 people.
I've always thought of this.
50 people fucking, yay, fucking white claws.
Eugh, eugh, eugh, eugh, eugh, eugh, eugh, eugh,
a few die.
Oh my god.
And there's video of the thing going.
Wait, that was a year?
This like last week.
In Malibu.
Malibu party fucking crashes.
Now that shit, that'll happen on stairwells. How can it not do stills?
There's these stills on the side of Frank Rillo in sand in wet sand when Frank Rillo went to shoot Frank Rillo
Went to shoot fucking not oh let's see this so there it is crashed, but there's actual video them eating shit
Frank. Yeah, Malibu everybody were fucking doing it. Check out the sunset. Yigush.
Farpass.
Frank was doing Intentic all.
He was doing that.
Here it is, show.
And get ready for this.
This is, this is why I don't hang a Malbo in there, man.
There were too many people on that little patio.
It's still though.
You got a little thing.
It's kept up at Nobu.
Nobu, Nobu, Nobu, Nobu.
No.
Where they had stand to the road.
Just give us the god damn minute. Somebody was killed, but it's a lot of people. Oh no, but no, but no Where they stand to the road. Just give us the goddamn memory. It's killing but it's a lot of oh no, they died
In a second a dream of a day on the golden coast of Malibu. That crazy. I bet remember where you say hang up
Pibens really remember that pivots. Yeah, I was all up on there my shirt off and
That's not a lot of that's not fun
That's not a lot of that's not fun
We're just chilling bro
To main necklaces papa yeah
Now what are the lawsuits? Who gets soon besides everybody? I don't know. There's a city whoever built it. Yeah, nope because I would assume
When you have homeowners insurance, but also we buy that property. I guarantee that's worked in to the contract
Well the inspector who you you know, the pens,
90's, four people,
a chance for the hospitals.
No credit for him.
Oh, not a life thing.
I said, nine people died.
I said,
Brendan, what the fuck?
I'm sitting here,
what's going on?
I was going to die.
I had to build a dog.
You guys were into it, though.
Yeah, it was.
You know what I almost did?
You know what the problem is?
The Big Faffords.
You know my story about my sister, hip checking.
Yeah.
I almost told that story.
I was like, I don't like that part of the story.
I should say, I should say she was going,
I've got it.
I was like, I don't know how to do that.
Pig thing and it won't work.
So I had to tell the girls.
I've been better if you own them.
I see what.
Yeah, and that's a better story.
And then bitter tip.
And then bitter tip.
Pig style.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, but I didn't do that.
Sometimes you want to just add a little, so you ever been in the middle of a story and you no, but I didn't do that. All right.
Sometimes you want to just add a little,
so you ever been in the middle of a story
and you go, I don't have an ending, this is terrible,
I gotta come up with something.
That's how I was watching.
And then he lied about death.
And then an eagle hit my face.
I didn't lie, I thought night people died.
We get, we sometimes we tell stories on the lie
and then to make a note that we lie in there.
It's for you, but then I tell you.
Frank goes, that didn't happen, huh?
The shark didn't put you in the mouth and spit yeah, yeah, and I go but I heard about it
And then you realize that you don't even know where you heard that and then it's your story and then it's your story
There are three sides every story right your story side my side and the truth and nobody's lying yep
Memories right that down your throat. I'm notoriously. Hey, you know, it goes my journal. I'm not I'm saying write it down dog
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Alrighty, what do you got?
First one.
So a 39 year old drug dealer over in Liverpool
was found out based off of a photo of him holding a block of cheese
Yeah, silver weird hand. No, so apparently he sent this photo onto a
app called
Encro chat which basically is used for nefarious reasons drug dealing, money laundering stuff like that.
The the English government actually got a hold of it
and started going through all of these chats
and trying to identify who it was.
They matched his fingerprints from this photo
to the actual man who was behind the chat.
That's not surprising to me at all.
A little bit though, right?
They now have a laser that can shoot into your,
that records the beat of your heart
because please understand that your heart beats very uniquely,
just like your fingerprints. No, your heart just beats.
It has its own beat, so they can literally,
somehow the laser measures your heart rhythm, your beats,
and they know exactly that it's a good name.
So your heart has a signature. What?
And facial recognition is the real thing.
Facial recognition is the real thing. Facial recognition.
They use a lot in China, right?
They use it here.
They use it here now.
They use it when you do clear.
So they can find out anything.
When you see the government does when you do clear.
When I do that, scans my face,
and like, yeah, that makes sense.
The privacy's gone.
You're being tracked all the time.
You're always being tracked.
But this guy was arrested, and he got 13 years
and six months in prison.
Currently 60,000 people use that chat.
And now the government is going through it.
Must really be their crackin out. 13 years.
He must have been doing some shit.
Yeah.
That's a lot of drugs.
Technology's crazy.
Yeah.
Sure.
Okay.
So oh my God, who saw John Cena try to speak Chinese?
No, he's good. He's good. He's good. Yeah, you know how to speak me? Well, no, he was probably given the phonetics. So what happens is they give you the phonetic. No, he's done before.
No, he's done before.
Over there, he actually learned some of the language. Yeah, but his apology is so cringy. Well, what happened?
The problem is that he's apologized to China for suggesting that Taiwan's a country. Yeah, and I think that's that's that's
I don't agree with that. Nobody's worse than LeBron James though. Yeah, so during a like me and Jay were talking about this like if
if
Like for John Cena, he's not out there crying about, you know
systematic racism and all this stuff and equal rights and then is endorsing China and because he wants his movie to do well like John加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上加上 I find it hilarious. I mean it's just Chinese though Yeah, Jongguo just a jaoxina nut. He's good
I saw the biggest lips in the world
The same goes. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
This is the type of white man my parents would have wanted me to bring home
Someone who knew the language better. You better learn fucking you better tell Steve you learn some fucking
Vietnamese right? It means young
Jung
So do you change your rank?
I don't know if you have any information.
Yeah, he's just speaking in Chinese.
You speak it, bro?
Absolutely not.
I do.
I know you speak certain languages.
Correct?
I speak candy.
Oh, Kat, you'd love this last night me and Tiger or swimming.
Yeah.
And we joke around. I'll go, hey, look over there love this last night me and Tiger were swimming. Yeah. And we'd joke around, I'll go,
hey, look over there, you know, there's a fucking lion.
Yeah.
Then hold look and I jump and swim across,
try to catch me.
And then he goes, look, your friend's over there.
And I go, and I went and look,
I go, which friend I'm not looking at?
It's Kat, Kat's over there.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm looking at the jump to the water.
But you know, he did, we're just trying to,
it's like when the WHO guy like wouldn't talk about Taiwan or except that it exists and it's like
That that pressure is so real and if you're going to be if you're gonna speak for social justice
Then you can't be in truth. You're defending China. Yeah, you know, so okay, so what about that?
Nobody takes the bronzeres. That's also why the ratings are in the fucking they are I'll do it down 30 40%
Hey good for Bezzamov. Yeah, that's huge. No, that's huge looking up 30 40%
I watch yesterday because the sun's out wait so he got a couple for
Spina Chinese no no so he was doing a promotional campaign for the new
Fast and Furious movie and during one of the press junk
He referred to Taiwan as a country and there's a lot of beef between China and Taiwan a promotional campaign for the new Fast and Furious movie. And during one of the press junkies,
he referred to Taiwan as a country.
And there's a lot of beef between China and Taiwan,
Taiwan trying to be its own country
and China not recognizing it and recognizing it
as a part of China.
So when he said that, he pissed off the Chinese people
and the Chinese government,
he then went on to apologize.
So he tried to refer into it.
And he said, Taiwan part of China.
And after Shanghai, Shaq for each of us, still considers Taiwan part of China. And after Shanghai,
Shaik went sort of escaped, fought against the Chinese,
essentially the Communist government,
and brought his forces over to Taiwan.
They found it Taiwan.
And so it's very connected.
Hey, should I apologize?
I lied. I said 40% down.
It's 48% down.
I'm sorry.
What the fuck do I'm sorry?
Oh, how woke you want to be NBA?
Whoa
And did you see what happened to the the he was a general manager for the Houston
Rockets he said something about how like we shouldn't fuck with China
He's like I mean you want to like human rights. What about China Hong Kong?
Well the broncos this guy needs to get out of the league all these players like he needs to get out of there
He needs to get out of there and you know what China. Okay, you know what China did they
Blacked out all the NBA games went. Oh, you're gonna allow that guy to do that. He got fired
They're gonna allow him to do this. We're not gonna hear your so China has this hijack. I'd be like oh, yeah, fuck you man
Okay, so this is where you decide who you are
You know how much money do you need well? So so the end of the day, just as long as you realize
that you're a dollar bill, and you do have a price.
You're a whore, and that's okay.
Do you know what the price is?
$4 billion.
I believe that.
It's very real.
But unless you stand up to them and say,
fuck $4 billion, then so what you're saying is that
your decision to do right or wrong is viable.
I can buy your morality, I can buy your ethics, and I can buy human life.
So don't ever place, what you're doing is you're placing a dollar bill on human lives,
on human suffering, on the weavers, but more importantly on freedom of speech and all
the things that we enjoy.
But you are saying it's okay for the communist government of China to do that to its own people.
If he lost his job, Chad.
That's cool.
So don't ever speak about morality.
It'll pop up.
Ever.
You lose all your credibility.
Hong Kong fuck you.
This one got him start to fire storm.
He had to apologize.
Did he get fired?
I thought he did.
So opposed to tweet supporting protesters in Hong Kong.
Good, good friends.
That's the right thing to do if you're like equal rights.
Yeah.
If you like democracy, if you like...
I don't want to ambiance.
I don't want them to sack you, so I guess, a general amount, but they did it.
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting that Americans and American industry is cave in China over this.
It's fucking disgusting. It's scary how much. in China over this. It's fucking this is scary how much
Yeah, and and so you're not you're un-American and you're fucking more importantly, you're just anti-human
Keep this job, it was not fired yeah
Spend it he was he was not or forced Yeah. Spent it. He was not.
Or forced upon us.
Good.
Good God bless.
But NBA does what I mean.
Good.
But you just look the way the NBA is moving and it's like no one's watching it.
He said step down though.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah, he did step down.
He was giving up.
He was giving, he was giving a face-saving choice.
So he did.
He didn't loose a job.
Well, he already stepped.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
That's not his fault. That's the fucking, that's the NBA.
Did you see, you know, Kenny, Kenny Maine for ESPN, you know,
he fired him.
No.
Kenny Maine fired him.
His last interview he did was with Aaron Rogers.
It's, it's very last interview.
This is it.
And he goes, he's talking Aaron Rogers,
they're friends though, so that's why it's funny.
But if you didn't know it, you'd be like, holy fuck.
And he goes, dude, you told me, he goes,
I'm gonna end it with this.
You told me invest in Bitcoin, it's down like holy fuck any goes dude you told me he was I'm gonna end it with this you told me invest in Bitcoin it's down whatever 40% and you also told me something else he goes and I lost my job
So fuck you in Rogers and walks off on here live on here. It was fucking you in Roger with my situation look
It's never been about
You know never been about the draft pick pick and Jordan. I love Jordan. He's a great kid
Oh man. Hold on.
Last thing last time we did the interview together, you told me to go heavy in the cryptocurrency game.
I did. We're down 40 percent. Then I lost my job. Gretchen just wants a new comforter.
You airing Roger.
Well, they're homies. Yeah, watch. He was. yeah what's up he was i love you can't
love you can
just
just have forty percent what did you do
so he didn't lose his job he left because the the new contract is contracts over there
not giving him enough money
but they've got the they've like a lot of the big boys that he's been
just a new regime this this China should drives me crazy man. It makes me fucking that's the China dude fight your fight
I didn't like it when I was there. Yeah, I moved to China then man
Yeah, just don't don't talk to me about any kind of don't make a moral stand on anything fuck you get a Hong Kong that do you bitches
You won't get a fucking band for a dollar bill fuck get a fucking Hong Kong
You won't get a Hong Kong shit. Yeah, I won't get a fucking band for a dollar bill fuck get a fucking home
I won't get a Hong Kong tattoo
Get a Taiwan tattoo I would I get a Taiwan Hong Kong tattoo I really look back your neck. Yeah, that's that's actually something I would do. Yeah, you're not though
I will you where you supposed to get a fighter in the kid tattoo many times I get that
No, he wasn't he was supposed to years ago once we got to 10 million downloads was doing it and
Lazy up before though. Yeah, that's the problem. Yeah, you don't even get a tattoo. It's a little bit like yeah
It's like I don't want you to cry. Yeah, yeah, I read you
Skin keep that temple. I won't take the skin
What else you got, kid?
Hey, man, I don't like the way you speak about my age anymore.
I'm an ages.
Can't wait to start aging.
Dude.
Yeah, I'm not mad at it.
Why would you be?
Not as good.
Got some density going on.
Here they go.
You know, I'm going to Denver this weekend to grapple.
You are?
You're going to get your back belt.
We'll see.
How long's it been since you got your grappled?
Uh, not that long.
How long?
Five months, some time.
Yeah, long time.
Probably about four, four, five.
No more.
No, before the pandemic.
Really?
Yeah.
What were you doing?
What happened?
I don't know.
Mix it up, like riding a bike.
I feel like Brian doesn't believe you.
No, I think you still got it.
I mean, I can't do an hour like I used to, but I'm sure.
You snap man's head down and darsen up a little bit.
You gotta come up moves that are very hard to stop.
This dog has some old tricks.
I've seen people try to stop the old snap down,
step on snap city.
Cause you snap bang and all of a sudden it's a big problem
for a lot of people,
or you get behind them, see belt them
and just drive their head into their fucking and that's a big problem for a lot of people or you get behind them, seat belt them and just drive their head into their fucking,
and that's a big problem for everyone.
I would imagine you've gotten some pretty high level guys on that.
Something like that.
Yeah.
What else you got, you know?
Yeah.
That's something suck.
So photos of Tyka Wattiti,
uh, Tessa Thompson and Rita Aura are going by.
He is the director of Thor Ragnarok and he did Joe Joe Rabbit.
He played Hitler.
He also directed that movie. Oh, yeah
So he's in a relationship with Rita Ora and recently photos of him Rita Ora and Tessa Thompson who's in the Thor movies went viral
Yeah, they're all just hanging out having a good time. That's cool relationship. Mm-hmm. No, that's just a threesome kind of I think
Tyka is with Rita Ora and then Tessa like is the extra that she's the side. Yeah, so they're a thruple
I don't think they're a starboard. I think Rita's just having fun with the couple
I thought that looks yeah, I never heard of a thruble. You know her with the novel and then this morning
She was actually photographed the actress Tessa with another really good-looking guy making out
Damn, they're just having a great time the actress Tessa with another really good looking guy making out. Damn.
They're just having a great time.
Man, a lot of dick.
Do you think?
Good for them.
Both hotties, man.
Tessa Thompson's Smoke Show.
Oh, yeah.
You know what?
Smoke Show.
Beautiful.
So, we crab it's he's got something to say, huh?
She's a cute one.
Uh, don't you think?
She's a new cat woman.
Yeah, she's a new cat woman. Good for her. Look at that.
What else you got, Jen? On sec. Is it hot in here? Yeah, it is hot. I like the heat.
That's her again, I'll sweaty. I don't do all the gold. The old black pull. Yeah, you know,
only one. What is what is that logo? It's a rag and bone. No, that's a rag
Gross. Oh, that is a yeah, that's the brand rag and bone. Yeah, I don't know
Pretty expensive brand
What's my boy? Oh Daisy May had co easy G. Did you get your dad a hat from there? No, dude order to hat and
From my guy. Yeah, it said it was shipped and everything.
So it was not at my door.
So it's all, yeah, I'm pretty sad about it.
Look at him slipping.
I know.
So enough last hat.
You order hat for your dad or for yourself?
It was for me.
I have like four of them.
I mean, bar one of mine.
We can get the same size head.
Dude, there for the feet.
I don't know.
You got a hat on you.
You got a hat on me.
But you know what's funny is that Brennan has,
Brennan, you weigh 230?
You're 40?
240?
Keep going, keep going.
But it's funny because you look smaller than him.
I look smaller than him?
Yeah, your bone structure is not what his,
he's got your arms and-
It's 5'11.
I know, yeah, and you're 6'4,
but you look bigger than him and you wait six four
No, you look bigger in general. Yeah wider. Yeah, you look like a much bigger than shit
Well, how do I look you look thick look great? How tall is it big?
You're thick you thick kit. Yeah, but he looks he just looks like he looks like a bit of a like he carries a cudgel
Who me? No you just a giant a real of a, like he carries a cudgel. Who me?
No you, he just, a real life giant.
He carries a gravy.
No I said you look like a carry on a cudgel.
Like you're the guy that's a satchel of gravy.
Yeah.
Do I, do I look like I carry that?
It's not like, I'm not, I don't look at you and go,
he's been missing meals, you know what I mean?
I'm saying that.
But I also say, I also say.
Like if you were on the side on the, on the side of the road.
Yeah, like hungry. You're hungry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, would you, would you make sure, But I also say I also say you're on the side on the side of the road hungry
Yeah, right. Yeah, would you make sure you just you look strong and big and wide and you know, but but but
He looks like different. I just gotta get like this. This is all that you still you know a vegetarian
Shit all the time vegan. Oh, I you doing that? Why would you do that?
High five, I like vegan food.
Keep heavy.
You don't know what I'm eating.
Lentils, you shit all that a lot of bread.
Pad Thai and like fucking, that's all right.
Are you pad Thai with you?
A lot of beans and nuts and bread.
What did you say?
A lot of beans, nuts and bread.
Enjoy that.
You don't know what I'm eating.
You shit hard, huh?
You just, wait what?
Lot of greens.
I'll fight both y'all
All right, go through him first though. I know yeah, I gotta get it's like mortal combat
If you gotta get to the fuck if you're gonna jump the undertake you have to take you the little guy
That wasn't all bear all bear
Yeah, I think you're better than get to me watch my feet
I know you're probably quick. Watch my hands. You got anything else, Jen wants more
Maybe one more I'm hot. I'm sorry. Watch my hands. Do you got anything else, Trin? Want some more?
Maybe one more, I'm hot.
I'm super hot.
So there's a Stegosaurus statue in Barcelona,
Barcelona, Barcelona, Spain.
And then, so father and son walked by,
smelled something weird, found out someone actually
died inside its leg.
Apparently the other guy dropped his phone
inside the Stegosaurus leg, got stuck,
phone was on the other side and he just rotted.
That's a shit-weighted dog.
Oh, what?
Oh, no, I'm not buying it.
Hold on.
It was inside the museum.
He got stuck outside.
It's not a museum, so it's like,
is a cinema and they just use the statue
to get people to look at the cinema.
Yeah.
And so no one could hear the guy going,
hell, no idea.
That's the statue right there.
Well, it looks like this.
I saw it two different ones. I saw two different ones
The body of missing mouse found inside a paper mache
That's another weird thing paper mache. Well, you might have gotten stuck. We know how you beat paper mache when you thought hard
Yeah, get the paper all wet, bro. You have it if you're like this, Baba.
And you're upside down.
You're panic.
I'm pissing hard.
I'll phone.
You'll be like that.
I'm pissing hard.
Although you got to reach for your phone,
but you can't reach for your phone,
because you can call 911.
Wait, you said his phone fell in there?
That's what they think.
There's doing an investigation,
but they think he lost his phone in there.
So you try to get in there.
Or maybe just a beast behind you'll see. Where they think he lost his phone in there. So you try to get in there Or maybe just a beast behind go see
Where you got murdered and they stuck in there, but that's possible, too
I think I've got murder in my shape. How did you climb? How did you climb into the leg? I know it doesn't make any sense
There's no real pictures either
That's fucked up. Yeah, and I fuck that what a terrible way to fucking fire
I'm trying to get his phone like let that phone die. Oh
They think happened though. Oh, yeah, can you imagine man?
He's upside down. Oh hell no, I don't want it. That's probably I'm so close to
people. Yeah, dude if I get kind of I don't tell my kids I died in paper
machine. Fuck, no, no, in a leg. That's the last way you
can. Yeah, the real don't take almost any other way to die besides that I
Tell you what paper shape? Yeah, I'm gonna
Stuff you in that leg or you or I'm gonna throw you in the Congo River with a giant crocodile. I'm taking the crock
Crock is quick so scary. Oh, yeah, that's that's the
127 hours. Oh fuck that the crock describes you down
You know, you know, I'm gonna take yeah, you tell so I tell my guy I died a car crash something you tell my kids the car
Tail picked me up and I thought you know
I put what I put it
I'm like this comes at me and opens its mouth fucking right in throw me that stick
And now it's stuck
And it's fucking eyes
Wow butterflies away It's stuck And it's fucking eyes Butterflies Butterflies away
Or underwater quiet, you know who's been you know who's been quiet this entire episode
Yeah, what how would you do? I'm just enjoying just watching. How's that nose?
I still it's getting better. So I put their hands on yeah, yeah my brother did well
He even put his hands
We're on the street. Yeah, you know cross face the cookie. Yeah, it's so better. So I'm putting my hands on you. Yeah, yeah, my brother did. Well, he didn't put his hands on you. We're on the street, yeah, you hit you across the face
with a cookie sheet.
Yeah, so more like, yeah, the cookie sheet.
We got to help with cookie sheets.
First of all, same people with a cookie and cookies
and you guys start, you know what, dude?
Go, like home alone.
Nah, I was like, I was cooking dinner on the cookie sheet
and him and I were getting each other's faces.
Why?
Just stupid shits.
We've been locked in the house,
like we've been in a house together, living together for the past two years. See, I really get mad at each other's faces. Why? Just stupid shits. We've been locked in the house. Like we've been in the house together,
we've been living together for the past two years.
We're actually not really getting mad at each other.
Not really.
I mean, I came in and I were cool now.
Like brother and man.
Yeah, yeah brother and man.
What was the argument over do you remember?
I'm thinking of the sound.
I don't think you remember.
I just snap.
It's always something stupid.
It's something stupid.
There's something stupid.
I think one of us knocked over a drink or something like that.
Yeah, that's what's ready. knocked over a drink or something like that and
so I
My arm roommate tried to like step in between us and I had the cookie sheet to like use as a shield while I was throwing punches
or and my brother just like nope ripped out my hand and slammed it over my head like a WWV
Yeah, he was he was the WWE version of Martha Stewart basically. Oh
But that's right in the nose.
Did you get your foot?
No, I know.
My parents said no for like three days.
I'm not going to rat-tat us.
But to make things worse later that day, I was going to play kickball later on in my roommate.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
How old are you?
Oh, I won't.
Hey, 32. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Hey I'm sorry how do you Hey
No
Very legit reason to stop story
Very legit
You can't let me
You get it by the way
By the way
I picked up right now
He picked up and then I went and I went
He said
He goes The rest of the story doesn't matter He picked up and then I went I went he said
You playing kickball league No, it's just something is that is that before dodgeball or what where is before dodgeball? Yeah, crazy kickball
Yeah, we get like 50 people to show up. Hey, let me ask you this. Oh my guys. No, we have our neighbors are black, they come.
They pick, they pick, they pick.
Pretty diverse.
Yeah.
So you play where, kickball, dirt?
We just started doing that during the pandemic.
Do you kick the face?
No, but I got out of the car to go back into the house
to get a lighter.
My roommate didn't realize I was behind his car,
puts his car into reverse,
backed into me and my body bounced off the back of his car.
Like I went like five to 15.
Yeah, I got more questions.
When you picked it up, I got more questions.
As people are running to base,
can you bean them with the fucking ball?
Oh yes, how do you,
do you ever mix it up, try this.
Why don't you guys get a couple of your fucking
white claws where you guys drink playing kickball
Yeah, and you do crazy kickbox when you kick the ball you can go to third or first
That's crazy
You guys are the kickball, but why don't you guys show up? I guarantee you guys will be I
Really comedic awkward trying to get in with this real good and goes dude, you want to play catch I know I'm with Chris. I'm with Delia and Brian in the hallways of commas right now
What he goes?
Brandico says yeah for sure man sometimes
Yeah for sure, let me know, hit me up. I guess.
He was essentially, like, catched.
Throw the rock around.
And we do have kids.
And tell you what, if it was 1982, I'd be all over this.
Yeah.
Okay, well, it was either, this early 90s, I fucked this.
It happened during the pandemic.
Mom dropped me off with high C if it's early 90s.
Well, it happened during the pandemic, so it was either, blow my brains out or go to a random field and play kickball
I mean like it's got us out of the house
I mean, I do you guys are still playing yeah, like every once in a while like like like a random gaming like you know
Hango kids you don't see that much
Yeah, people who want kick balls fucking fast. We have all all the beach we got to get back to that ten years ago. We did
She said we gotta get back to that ten years ago you and I are playing with the will sass of the
You know I left them right I organized a game. I just didn't go on. Yeah, didn't show up
Never show up. I just didn't show up. I was there with right nine rain brining friends
And I was like
Nice to meet you guys and I was like and I was like yeah, I'm just not gonna go
I was too far away. It was too much of a house. I go that's such a beast
It's fun though. It was a good time
Well, we have to do that again
Yeah, I didn't have any gray hair when we play that's how long ago was
Time flies dude. Uh-huh. That's take hard to go by
We're gonna do that again
What we done that lately our busy I never see outside this podcast. I don't see anybody twice each about I think that's I think that's a mistake
To not see people I've been dude say less. Thanks buddy. We have to start doing more together.
You know what?
I never got over.
You have regular fingers and giant palms.
Thank you.
What a solid answer, Rick.
That's not the original.
Bob is me.
No, I don't have like huge hands.
I just have a real big palm.
He's got a giant slap.
Look at his slap.
He's got the longest palm.
Hey, is that the one you broke?
He's got, he's got, he's got, he's got aquaman palms.
Yeah.
He's for swinging.
Basically, he should have just whipped. No, it should is that when you broke he's got he's got he's got he's got the Aquaman palms. Yeah, he's for sure
He should have just wet. No, he's got a lot of long. She's a fucking finger. No, he's got a long. He's a long man. How are you the better to play guitar with my dear?
Oh, that would be honest. What are you working with down? You know, I've never seen it. I've I've asked something Christian. I've never seen it. He gets all in control with it.
Why do this is initiation in the club, dude.
Hey, you kids, my ass.
Well, we'll see you by the year and you're working with him.
Why, you, why you wanna know?
Keep that same energy when we see you by the year.
Cause I'm taking it.
You guys are just fucking.
We'll come everybody's in here.
We're coming peeping Tom's.
Do you see anybody?
Yeah, we're a couple of people, Tom peeping Tom's.
Yeah.
Look at me.
You're a difficult one.
You're safe.
Nobody's listening. What do we know? What are we working with? So if you're naked, it looks like the letter Q. What do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do me you're difficult you're here. You're safe. Nobody's listening
What are we working so if you're naked it looks like the letter Q. What do you look like a letter Q?
I mean how do we do I don't think I've ever heard that yeah, how do we do? How do we do? We're okay. Yeah, I'm fine. No complaints. No complaints, but you're not like it's not like man
Dude, I feel like you have that energy. Yeah, yeah, I'm mading yeah, you'd like yeah
Sorry, oh I feel like you have that energy. Yeah, I'm mading yeah, you like I get Oh this little
Little
Say all all side what this little
You're my dick. I'm a crack dick. You're dick. I know you I assume you know that's how I am with guys a little game
I assume you run around naked, two damn much in the air being a- They get old weird when I take another shower, man.
Yeah, I got a never got a-
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Be cool, man.
You got the same parts, bubble.
I don't care about naked.
I don't care, dude.
I'll be naked all the time.
Dude, I-
He-
He definitely see me naked.
I come out.
Dude, him and David Lucas, I come out my underwear
and like, oh my god, put some clothes like-
Don't be in a locker room before?
I-
No, I have to.
I'll give you a little peek.
I'll slap Chapelle's ass before he gets on stage
every time I'm like, hey dog will you
shout?
You've been crushing it right?
That's for Paul shit.
Yeah, that's not that I have.
We didn't do that in cheerleading.
Really?
No.
It's a mother stuff though, didn't you?
What?
You know what?
No, he's got no irony in nuance.
He's like, what?
You know what I'm talking about.
What? What are we doing? Cheerleading? Yeah He's like, what? You know what? What?
What are we doing? Chair leading? Yeah, what do we do?
Did you cheer? What do you do? I didn't. I see a lot of dogs though.
We've seen a lot of dogs. Yeah, I also want a Netflix.
Chair? What did it say in the documentary that we do?
Well, in the legal report, Jerry.
Oh, this motherfucker.
Right, everything is. Yeah, you don't know about Jerry from Netflix?
He was like on L-Land or the red carpet, and then he comes out, he was having sex with a lot of the underage kids.
He's in prison for life now.
Oh, that's true.
We're not life, but we're not living in a situation.
We're not living in a situation.
We're not living in a situation.
We're not living in a situation.
We're not living in a situation.
We're not living in a situation.
We're not living in a situation.
We're not living in a situation.
We're not living in a situation. We're not living in a situation. We're not living in a situation. We're not living in a situation. Yeah, behind the scenes, dude.
And you keep calling my boy and I literally have never met that guy.
I'm a hard time believing that.
He's a young, you're never seen him?
No, what about your best friend?
He doesn't cheer him for that.
He goes all those organizations.
He never ran by him.
No, he hasn't cheered.
How long is he?
His best friend stood up.
I do, I haven't cheered since 2013.
I haven't thought since 2013. I haven't thought since 2013
But I still know all the guys
But like I'm not like but here's the thing you do. I don't do a podcast about cheerleading kiss my ass
I don't do a podcast about cheerly. I don't know like the I mean
Your best friends I probably still fucking kick ass the friends balls deep and yeah
You can get back into it
I was watching this one dude
He would flip he do something and the girl do a handstand holding her up with one hand and then go back
I'm just gonna show you everything though
Was that was that you watch a video should pal?
He doesn't play around real shit. You gotta be you work champion
Yeah, world champion then Can you say national champ?
I feel better with that.
No world.
You guys were a national champ.
But the whole world can be.
Wait, you guys were national champs?
Your team was?
World, no world.
I quit saying world.
But on the SPN I don't know how I say.
I'm a world champ.
I can say world.
No, international.
I'll bring the ring in next time we do a match.
You can, I'm sure it says world on there.
But the thing is, is like is actually.
I'd be in Puerto Rico in Costa Rica
Colombia is a powerhouse. Come on now because they have the resources
What about China and Australia and Europe?
Do you beat them?
No, they didn't make it the finals
No, no, I mean, well, it was world championship. What a lie. What a lie? He's on the SPN. Yes, bro
I used to love the movie to get off on it was watching
Bro, yeah, y'all better believe in me. That's all I know I'm doing I've seen your skills. No this video's taking forever
They we keep talking now now now now you were able to hold somebody over your head. Yes
You pay attention you didn think you lift me right attention
I mean I'm coming you I didn't mean to pay attention
You think you get home me right now like this
Big look it look at right here. What about me? Oh, yeah, probably yeah, that'd be fun easy
My friend Delaney friends here cuts
He's there in the spot has a better bread haircut
What the fuck damn there you go she a little thing no row that's crazy
I mean you had to go you know, it's so funny. That was a video that
We're like Rogan and I became friends because I cuz he thought I was a football player when I met him
Hmm, and I was like no I
Did you watch out both of you guys?
I mean, I'm trying to see what you're doing here. Oh shit the fuck out of here
So she just I know you see the national championship
Banners in the back that's national. I'm world see it doesn't say world back. That's not my banners
I don't see the world. I see the next. I'm a world
World back to that's not my banners. I don't see the world. I see the next I'm a world You're a natural cheerleader. By the way look at him
Hold on dude. This is a dead one. You're sick there though. You hate to tell how long is that you're sick there?
That was two years ago when he's everything damn bro. This one's a so that was so you were doing this you played
Grab as this is this was the last time I cheered I know the videos all fucked up, but someone sent it to me
Well, that's not how long though. That's crazy. Why is there Walter
That was 2013 that's the last time I competed damn look at you that was worlds. That was world. That's worlds. Yeah, you were doing
Seriously, yeah, you were so funny every time
Come get some daddy. What?
Look at that fucking back handspray look at a walk away like
For a guy your size to be moving like that is called it's a
Unversed a guy
Most guys my size that here don't tumble can't do that. They're not at that kind of love
Not up in here. Not up in here. Not up in here. Not up in here. Don't tumble. Not up in here. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
Don't bring that shit up. Don't bring that shit up in here. Do not tumble. I mean do not here. I could teach you a back flip
But I don't want to teach you a back flip
Do I want to into foam? Yeah, we've done
Oh, yeah, I could do it. I love to do is you and I working on backflip
and you know when you hit the backflip on stage and I was like, oh, man, that's all right. Yeah
I was proud of you got to practice that if you're a little drunk you fall right on your fucking head
Yeah, dude. I used to do that shit drunk all the time. Yeah, but you can do it without your
Never you it's like that.
Brass show up to practice drunk sometimes, I was bad.
Damn.
Yeah, I don't like what we doing today, now, go ahead.
You want me to flip?
Can I just be like, you show up faded?
Yeah, this time I would.
I don't take out my phone.
They call you problem child.
No, they were just like, literally.
They're all scaredy.
They couldn't say shit to me, because they-
You don't like on the team?
No, no, no.
My girlfriend, shit to all four of you. They're all four of you. They just wouldn't say shit to me because you don't only bike on the team. No, no, no Groffin
Like they just went they just want to say shit to me because they're like I mean this guy fucking he hits everything
Who did that for your self Florida? She she was on the team for sure. Yeah, she did she did she did
She was the one who did all the fly. Oh hell yeah, oh she was the girl. Yeah, she was a diver before that so oh
One who did all the fly oh hell yeah, oh she was the girl. Yeah, she was a diver before that so oh Okay, yeah, all that she said she was a Jeff
She's the back of the back handspring back flip. I was like crazy. What color self-floors are they green shit is crazy, man
No, she would yeah, yeah, she would flip university self-floor. Yeah, is that Southern floors North Florida? It was
I can't believe you didn't believe in a world champ dude. Oh, I
That's not F I you it's D1. I don't know
All those schools are world champ skateboarder freaking
Comedian
Yeah, I do a lot first you don't even know
Meeting you. Yeah, I do a lot first you don't even know You're no writer. I don't know
You know, that's what a linebacker did. I feel like when I asked him about Tom. He's like, oh what the fuck man
What yeah, I know I feel like you could have been you would have been a running back or something
I feel like you the world I'm sure you're right. I'm a running back. We've ever seen a running
I've been a running back. Yeah, why do you saw the picture of me and fucking on high school?
Look at the picture me in high school that picture me in high school. That's that's not a run it. Is that a
running back? That's not a run. No, it's not. You see what I look like. Well, there's
not even lifting and looking at his back and his shoulders. Are you out of your mind?
You sure says. Yeah, it's a band. You're long and lean there. Yeah. I'm strong.
He's still 200 pounds. You're still well. Yeah, you're an easy 200. I'm strong. He's still 20 pounds. He's still 200 pounds. You still, you still, you still, you still, you still,
yeah, you're an easy 200.
Easy, easy.
I'm sorry.
Do you say South Florida?
I don't want to go about it.
South Florida, East Florida.
South Florida.
All right.
South Florida.
South Florida, yeah, because I'm trying to,
I don't know what that means.
Yeah, we played it, we played them in football.
Yeah.
Are we build it?
Same conference.
Yeah, South Florida, yeah.
Well, that's why you're kind of South Florida.
We were in a brand of martial arts.
But when that was at Louisville, we were big east.
I think they were big east, right?
Yeah, and then we went over to the ACC.
That dude, Patino, Rick Patino.
Big deal.
Gosh.
Every time he walked on the court, everybody just be quiet.
Oh, yeah.
Because he just so off you off.
Yeah, off you off.
Big sorry.
Who's Patino? Coach?
Rick Patino, yeah.
He was the coach for the basketball team.
He just swall school.
Now he got kicked out for a pain. Oh, he was like some shit. He's hereino. Yeah, he was the coach for the basketball. He's a small school now. He got kicked out for
Pain there was like some shit air back. Yeah, yeah, yeah looks like mafia. Oh, so very mafia. Oh, yeah coming like this the sweetest suits
Big deal. He's had some real small school. Yeah, that's an ass. He got you
Super Mario for paying players
Really, but who is in doing that? And then the players went, wait, we're not supposed to get paid? The good ones did. Wait, we're not supposed to get paid. Oh, only
good players were getting paid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's at Iona College. What? You'll say
Chris were walking a little bit like a young Chris for walking. How dare you? You ever seen
Chris were walking? I might be thinking of the wrong. It's a man I can see where you get
that, maybe. Is it the hair? Maybe a brown hair? I write. It moves the hair. I, um, yeah,
I see it. But I, uh, I always wanted to be the kind of guy that had a reason to wear a suit that was expensive
Fucking wear what today I just got paid for a suit today. Yeah for the the Mayway the fight
Yeah, you weren't you know where suits really
I
Your age you could I went and bought no one else you in
Suites and I've never won put do wear one tomorrow. Oh shinnogami's coming on tomorrow. Yeah, the fucking time we're doing that the the backyard fighter
30 shinigami shinigami. Come on. I need to show respect. I will have him kick you in the face. Yeah, you gotta show respect
Headbands by the way, I might go I might go kick for kick for them and I haven't kicked in a long time
You go kick with for shinigami. He does all the kick a lot ofed on those stuff. Let's see what happens. Hey, do you think I can commence
I'm gonna change the nickname to Street Panda by the time you leave studio?
Good call. How great is it? Mission accomplished. First of all, you got
you all in to Shinagami. You did. I've been a fan since day one. And I calm
Street Panda. So we'll see how that goes. He's the Reaper. Let him have Reaper. Street Panda. Right. We're out. All right.
Uh, uh, uh,
I'm in Oklahoma, Oklahoma City, Junctent through the 12th,
Bricks down, Comic Club with a squad David Lucas,
Pel Lacey, and my boy Justin. And then, uh, we have, it's not on her yet,
but we have Pittsburgh coming up in July and we have Raleigh, North Carolina as well coming up
Raleigh and then the only one on there is Denver comedy works of number 30 through October 2nd
Also new thick boy gear drops Friday morning thick boy.com. We have all new thick hoodies
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Hell yeah.
Funny bone May 28th, 29th, 30th.
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Okay, see what daddy can do.
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Yeah, no, no, no, but the other one's semi-sleeze. He's man. I love Philly as a city though
I'll be next week June 4th and 5th Skyline comedy club and Appleton Wisconsin and then July
Yeah, my goobies done. Yeah, my goobies done. Have y'all done with you?
Yeah, my goobies. You have my goobies. Oh my goobies. You have my goobies, dog. My goobies.
Hey, have you guys been in Luther Wilton, Mooney?
Fuck no.
Oh, is that as outside Baltimore?
Yeah, I think it's like 19 years old Baltimore.
You're flying to Baltimore, yeah.
It's basically Baltimore.
Baltimore.
You say Baltimore.
But I heard it though.
Luther Wilton, I literally wrote Luther Wilton.
I would just put Baltimore.
Dope, it's fun.
I literally wrote Luther Wilton.
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