The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 692

Episode Date: May 31, 2021

The guys talk Brendan getting his black belt in Jiu Jitsu, the Foxcatcher story, Bryan getting into TikTok's and taking hip hop dance classes, Shapel performing with H20, Bryan's old Cro-Mag's stories, California's $116 million vaccine lottery, Jay Cutler wanting half of Kristin Cavallari's company and much more!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yeah, you've been a good you've been a good over all that sweat Injus got off a plane and you did that imagine what imagine what you could do if you weren't I'm always right about 54 He's always ready That's that's how I think of it. That's why that's why I gave you that's why give you benefit of the doubt Cuz I'm like, oh, he's hanging with them. He just got off a five hour flight from Toledo. Yeah, you know That's not close fight Welcome not a good morning, but wrote for three hours. Couldn't write it.

Well, I've got to go mad about myself. Welcome back to three. You got mad at each other. You're looking at the mirror. What happened? You're HN? Did you go to sleep on the plane? First of all, Elbowel Comedy Club.

I'll see you this weekend. San Antonio. Okay. You guys got to, let's only go better. Now, I look a little better. Let's just go better. San Antonio's our people. That you guys got to go better now. I look a little better Our people Texas is my my state now. I'm a sweaty right now cuz he and I got a little yeah, I watched it go down I've never witnessed something like that cuz I'm like I know I never seen us I always see y'all touching stuff

And I go one day this is gonna happen. Yeah, it happens usually I thought about the plane. I thought I thought to myself, I might go, I might come at Brendan. Oh, today. Oh, because you saw the chat on the web. I just saw you guys, you got your black belt. Yeah, and I didn't like that you were slunching, that it makes me, I was tired. I'm against the wall.

No, dude, you were trying to make yourself as tall as everybody else. So you were hunched, you looked like, you had a hunch, you looked like you had a tummy ache. You were like, oh my God, you want my chest. Yeah, me to stand up because otherwise it gets as mad as that hat makes me So I don't know the whole thing makes you suck, so you can't do shit about it That's so fresh. I keep coming here in a full gown. I could take you can't do shit Just like just like Logan Jake Jake Paul Jake. Well you Logan and Jake get that the way Jake See that see that is so amazing how might my chin now daddy

It was so that's a roll. You can't reach my you can't hit him in Fice out of Toledo. Okay. I came in five I got I was a little awake. I'm awake. Well, I got up at three in the morning. The muse hits me I started riding till six. Yep, cuz I could I I couldn't ride all weekend. I'm just pacing back and forth watching YouTube in my hotel room And then I then you got on the flight. You were like I'm coming at Brandon. Yeah, and then I want to bring you dog You just you start on the plane. Yeah, but I got asleep on the plane You missed a good time in Denver man. God it's nice out there. I forget how nice the weather Everything is so clean. I need to hear run a better operation than LA

They run a lot of people they run a better operation than LA. I think a lot of people do that. They run a better operation than LA. There's no doubt about that. It's just everything's clean. It's so nice. Tell me about your... So, yeah, so I flew out there and then Amal Easton, who I started to do it with, and then Elliot Marshall, who run the school at Easton.

Who is the Gracie, Hansel Gracie? Amal Easton. He's one of his disciples. Yeah, yeah. When you come out of Hansel Gracie school, real deal. Yeah, you got all your kids. Real deal. Tees crossed and you're done.

So it's ship out a lot of different schools you can come out of with a black belt. When you come out of, if you come out of Hensel Gracie school with a black belt or even a purple belt, it'd be like in a foreign store. So it'd be like in a purple, is right below black. This brown, and then there's black. But it has white blue purple, brown black. there's black, but brown, white, blue, purple, brown, black.

Oh, yeah, but why don't I think there were more? It takes you 10 years, so you gotta pack it up. I know. 10 years minimum to get black, but. To get. This is a guy who trained, fought in the UFC and they, he told me how he had to do it. And I was like, because you haven't,

you haven't gotten down like that in a minute. I didn't roll like that hardcore and a hot second. Yeah. Now you can do it right in the whole black belt. I like to my dad, I went, I've had rolled like that hardcore in a hot second. Yeah. You can do it right now. I like to do it right now. I like to my dad. I've had rolled competitive like this about two years dad. I said, we'll see how this goes.

Tigers watching. He's against the cage. I'm like, oh, you guys want a roll? You are rolling, yeah. And of course, you still don't want to get tapped. No, I don't know. But then it's like a mob, clearly Black belt. He just won Worlds, no key worlds at Masters,

Elliot, who's a fucking monster. Damn then Cody who's a monster yeah right here the hunched over Christian how are you talking about Jo then Susskin well that now I'm hunched over how you're like Christian Christian so that guy right there Christian now he's an actual ninja the get for a second to the right he's that's the right that guy right there is the baddest mother like he mm-hmm he he Cody told me that Cody look at how big Cody's is 235 yep he kicked him in the back of the neck and he had to sit down for a for an hour like that guy can be the little guy that can beat up huge guys that's that guy he's that guy he's that good and that guy and his his his creation in Cory Sanhagan yep he's fighting TJ that's a different all those guys

him they got all those guys, all those guys haven't been together in a hot second. They all came together for this. So, oh, Lauren was there, land out. Oh yeah. He's on the picture. Lauren was there. Love Lauren.

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Oh yeah. Football dream shattered. You know what I mean? Like, just didn't know what you were going to do. Played, tried to play like some indoor shit, but like, people don't realize what that is. Your whole life dedicated to something and it goes away. I guess I'll try this. Yeah.

You were explaining it to me earlier. When you said it's like, they're like, like oh you get this for six years or something like that Oh, I say in professional sports professional Yeah, I'm actually like it too, but professional sports like I told Chappelle like imagine if they what like this How professional sports careers work for the most part like even if you had a good career? Let's say six years in the NFL. Yeah good career So someone came to you went I brine from 2021 to

2027 and then after 2070 you got stop headlining you got to figure something else out But put you but if you don't put all your effort into headlining, you're not gonna be shit So you can't really do a side gig Because to make it as a headlining you got to put all your effort into it. It's five professional sports. It's like yeah It's you know six years. I thought I had, I had Bruce Gretkowski, you know, Bruce, you know, Bruce Gretkowski played behind Rathus Burger at Pittsburgh and played in the, he's a football quarterback for him. He's a Tulsa Toledo.

A quarterback for 11 years, he was good. Yeah, but never like the guy. Yeah, and he was behind some, but he's good fucking player. Great talk on the ground. What, what, what, what, Smart stuff is on the field or usually the back of quarterback. He's very smart. He's very smart. But don't have the athleticism where the game experiences the vet

Yeah, like the starters It's a different thing It was it was interesting to talk to him I love talking to those guys about the ins and outs of football like the details because I it's so intricate There's so many things against you if you play for 11 years if you even make the NFL That's why people don't realize. That in itself is... Well, for instance, I get a black belt,

less than 1% of all people start to get a black belt. Because you have to stick with it, man. Think about doing something 10 years. But also not as a profession. Like it's just, you're just doing it. Typically, you kind of have to compete in something, don't you? Tip-pins, not it depends on the school right my school off to yeah, you compete. Yeah, certainly like there's black That's specifically you have to yes. Well monster's come out there's black belt. Yeah, there's black butts out there. I've never competed

Really just like school black wise. Why is that? They don't they you know, that's a choice the martial Like, this guy's with all sorts of black butts that have never competed. Ty Quantadon. That's just a choice. Yeah. Got it. They just don't look like something against them. Okay.

They took a compete, it's like a full time. But even, and then I think even to get your brown butts, like less than 2% get brown belt. It's just a beat. So when you, when you were rolling, were you the biggest guy there? Ellie's bigger than me. Is he really?

He's bigger. Probably. Was that the guy in the... What was that like though? Did you gas? No, I did. I was so worried. You work out all the time. Yeah. I know. And you bike a lot. I bike a lot. So my cardio is pretty good. And did it, is it like riding a bike? Did it all come back? Yeah, I did. But you know what's interesting is the you know Jitsu now. I think Dan and her, I didn't listen to but Dan and her was on Rogan. I would assume they talked about it. But all these guys are talking about it. The game now is

different it's leg locks like that tunnel of leg locks like all that leg lock shit that's what they he's like that's what all the kids are into now he's like you know it's just a different animal. It's a whole different thing. All those guys are crushing them in like like a mall just you know his name's on it and he built the school But he's just doing his thing and then getting checks and then Elliot runs the school the biggest school out there and then Christian and Cody own high-altitude martial arts. They own that gym They have over six hours students now when when when I left it had in this credit to Cody and his wife and Christian When I left they had 29 paying students Wow We talked to him about that. Like he's a very good teacher.

Well, think about when he was out here, he was thinking about moving to LA. I was like, you need to open up your own school, dude. You're a great coach. You said that because he was thinking about how much you wanted to get to the FBI. He's always been a great coach. Then Elliot with my son, my son learned more

and in freaking 30 minutes working with Elliot and he's ever learning his life. He's such a good coach, man. Of course. And then here's this guy on the right, Jeff Susskin. Again, when I was five, I was, you know, just because you see me, I was on TV and, you know, I was my first time in the main event.

I didn't have a ton of money, man. I couldn't pay for privates. So this guy on the right, who's a black bone or a far right, far right, Jeff Susskin, would work, would meet with me three to four times we can do privates. Wow. Two hour long privatesates just to teach me the like Because I had to catch up

I had to catch up because I The first thing I learned was dars so I mean christian time at you know I was only trained for like a year, but I had a world-class dars because he taught me like how to be really dangerous I just had this knack for dars is so I I'd enter the black belt competitions and then absolute and beat these black belts because I had a world class dars. But if you asked me to do the basics, like shrimp, side escape, I didn't have it. But I had it.

You just sat down and just go. You did that to Matt Minterion. Yeah, I had it. Well, the time I got to Matt, I was a legit black belt. But early on, I just had the dars. Yeah. But then he's so Christian filled in that. But then Susky went to constantly working

They constantly working me at Easton's in Denver I don't give a damn that you haven't done it in a minute. No, no my my only regret But what's crazy is too is as I was flying back I text Susky was like dude now I'm older the amount of time and effort You put in the guy you didn't know dude is insane. That. That's the one of the best people I know, dude. It's insane. Think about that. Think about taking incredible. Two hours or two, and he's,

I mean, where would you have been, too? Look at the difference he made. Just that selfless person like that. But he saw a potential in you. And then that was the, I started crying when I got my black belt. Straight up, started crying, and bought. And then Cody Donovan goes,

dude, do you remember when you first came in 2007? So maybe late 2006, like him in the high altitude, and I I was just a big dude and there's like small guys there and I fucked this small guy up And you know, it was for my accident. I'm like a guilty and I didn't know and he goes bam bam, yeah He goes, but his, his Cody's friend time he was wait till my friend fucking Cody gets reason to fuck you up I was like, oh my god, what? Then Cody walks in me and Cody your best friends and stay one. Cody's like, what's up, dude? Isn't we best friends since day one? Yeah.

Yeah, Cody and Skipper beat. That's, that's cool. I think you never see me in the New York University. It's as strong as he does. No, I think he just goes, oh, like, he was like a purple belt. I was like, which is my friend Cody comes. He's gonna fuck you up.

I think Cody comes with a batch friend. Yeah, the one thing I'm sorry about is I never went down the rabbit hole at you just to, by the time I came to it, I was like, I think I was just too old. You're just too busy, too? I'm just too busy, busy, man. It's such a beautiful, it's infinite.

Like, it's infinite, it's an art form. I tried it. Yeah. You started, you could have, you could have broken, yeah, it's up to me there. It was like, it was like, it was like, it was like,

it was like, it was like, I know, I was like, I don't, I disagree with them on a lot of that stuff. Well, he was, you know, he was saying, cause he's like, oh, cause you're're cheering background cuz you can do it off with me It's just different but to me. I'd ask what do you want to do exactly? Because if your goal is to learn jiu jitsu and you're really into jitsu. Yeah, do jitsu It's gonna be a 10-year process. Yeah, but if it's to get in shape

And bus around the time it's go kickbox around the time kick a bat for 10 minutes I mean how you do? Yeah, get around the time. You, man, let's go kick by. Around the time. Kick a bat for 10 minutes. I mean, how you do. Yeah, I can run the time. You just harden your body too. I mean, you can be. It can be, but also just takes a long time to get good and get fun. It takes a long time. Well, plus around the time, he like, you know,

sent me to it out, I got to have any money or anything like that. That's the other thing. It was expensive. It's expensive and I was like, you know, like, don't get run, like, it was pretty cool and interesting to learn, but I was just like, man, this is, I was like, I was like, I was like, I moved out here with stand-up comedy, you know, like don't get wrong, like it was pretty cool and interesting to learn, but I was a side man, this is, I was like,

I was like, I moved out here with standup comedy, you know, like not, and not even like the disrespect that I, you know, I gave it a shot, but, it's just like, you know, you like get the paid $250 a month, probably in most schools. You know what I did, it's just a real big commitment. It's a real thing. It's kind of also a standup.

Yeah, I didn't have, like my foot, I just put on the ground with standup, like, granted, you have my foot. I put on the ground and stand up like this. Great, you know. This weekend I went down the rabbit hole of John Donner. And I lit, he gives these like talks. It is brilliant. Like these philosophical talks about man's, man for a long time had to fight for survival.

And once we mastered that, the need shifted to meaning. And it's really hard to find meaning. I do it's deep hard to find meaning that dude It's deep. He's fucking we don't you most and he's a simplest dude. You know that he's oh He has a minimalist. Yeah, he has a one spoon one bowl. He wears a rash guard always John Donner He's got I think he's got his PhD started John Who is a geek like with khaki's everybody goes really he's got his he's got his PhD or like that's right You know Brian was same shit every day

He does the same. It's just the heat Even that away. He's always in that so someone saw him at a bar in that. Yeah, let's talk. I've seen I see him in New York. He's always I saw him in Whole Foods He's hilarious. He was on Rogan. Oh, it's almost like a unit. He's a fucking all the big Jits you guys now come out of that come under him. Where's that head? Yes Gordon Ryan you know Gordon Ryan who's just I was watching his That dude that dude taps the best world like he's moving like this. He's just like you know like Kale Santerson You know that's great kids the best. Where's he where's he located in New York New York? New York Manhattan just unbelievable man. That's a whole different mastery level. Oh, you'll love this

You love this So I won't say who it is because I don't want to get shit. So we're at dinner. You know my bed You know that's smart, dude and this guy you know talking about politics in California and Trump and all this stuff and my friend Right, we didn't really count it God. You better be ready to go just like you know, we talked to your dad Yeah, I just can't stand come on here So I just I can't fucking stand her and I can tell my dad's taking it in and he goes. Yeah, I mean she's just just stupid And the stuff she says in my day He's he's listen

I'm like oh man. He's gonna set this fight. He has no idea what trap. He's gonna do my dad goes I know I hear your dislike for Kamala Harris Which which issue do you really have a problem with? And the guy's like, you know, just like, and he's like, he's like, she's a stupid chick. No, you keep saying stupid chick. What did she, what did she, what policy did she pass that you disagree with?

I mean, God, and I'm like, oh, dude, Kamala, you're fucking digging a hole here. You know, she just, you know, like, you know, all of it. My day was, you said all of it, all of it. Every, every, every policy, it was everyone I, in my day goes, but which one in particular, I'm like, all right, stop, like dad, obviously, he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Yeah, I think he's talking about when she was like a attorney general

and like, put all those African-Americans in prison for marijuana. That's his, yeah, that's his problem. My dad's, he didn't say that because he doesn't know. I think he's not one of those African Americans in prison for Mary one out. That's his problem. Well, that's his, he didn't say that, because he doesn't know. I mean, he doesn't know. And you could have given him a fucking get out of jail for the past, man.

It was just so awkward. Everyone's list on, like, do please, no applause. You're dead super intelligent with that stuff. Well, his dad is evidence-based, so his dad has a point of view that he's earned. He says, it's one thing I have an opinion, it's another thing that have thoughts. Is it big of this? And an educated opinion. Right, earned. He says, it's one thing I have an opinion, it's another thing that have thoughts. Is it big and educated?

Right, yeah. So opinions everybody has. Thoughts, if your opinion is backed up by research and thought, and you've got architecture to keep it where it is, that's when you've earned your opinion. Right? So I grew up with my father, and I have an opinion like that.

I grew up with that from day one, where my father was. I father was. I'm funny everybody. That's what you're saying. Funny everybody. My father would say he go, yeah, well I wouldn't, I guess I could romance your argument. I wouldn't in the real world, but I'll do it here. You do that. He'd start with that. I'd be like, I love it. I love it. I know how I broke the awkwardness. My dad made these burgers and they're terrible. I asked for my medium rare. It was my dad basically seared both sides and tossed on, there's blood sinking outside. And so I'm like, it's real awkward when my dad keeps tearing them.

Like, hey dad, this burger tastes like shit. And he's like, excuse me. I'm like, you didn't even, you didn't even do it. I was trying to change stuff. Like, I'll take the heat. You didn't do it right, man. It's like, ah, he tuna, man, you seared both sides. This isn't medium rare.

And he's like, what? And he's like, and it was just out of the blue. And I was trying to feel my brain. I was like, the burger says like shit. Peter, throw the burger on you. Yeah, fuck, say. Yeah, my father, my father, my father. Same way.

But in a way, it's how it should, you need those people, man. You need those people. Is that the problem with me? Like, come on, then don't let me. You need those pop I don't like it. I'll give you reason. Yeah, but if you don't what you don't talk to somebody walks the What when he's sort of like oh, I did that to my dad when I was old enough to know better about The fuck was her name who was she was she was the Alaska governor. Oh Yeah She was the Alaska governor. Oh, yeah Seraphil and and I had just I had just been listening to things and I saw so And I went and I said something to the effect that I go I mean she doesn't even know she didn't even know any of the supreme court

Justices. I don't know like that. My father went How many can you name? And there were people around and I was old enough to do the math to the math and I was like I can name I changed the subject Ginsburg and end of I'll go and Scalia and my father goes good that's two She named more so I more so my way embarrassed beyond Barrett's like and I deserved it. I love like that though. I love you like that. Oh, he's very strange I know I started reading that book Fox catcher

You most people saw the movie. Yeah, you read the book by no, that's about DuPont and no so the book by Mark Shulps You wrote it so okay, that's where the movie comes from you don't realize how fucking off the. No, so the book by Mark Shulps who wrote it. So that's where the movie comes from. You don't realize how fucking off the movie is compared to the book. Oh really? It's really so fucking. I mean, that's why Mark Shulps so upset because he's like, dude, a lot of shit didn't happen. Like, so, where do you even start? So, you know, Mark Shulps and Dave Shulps never lived on the DuPont. They never lived it. No, they lived off campus. They were never at the Dupont farm So this guy Dupont was an heir to the Dupont you know Dupont and I like so he he loved wrestling But he's told nerd and crazy. I only know based off the movie

You love wrestling. You'd be like it be like me loving MMA and having a lot of money. I'm super rich Yeah, and then opening the school and then having a fan out with these and then having Francis got to come to your fucking camp. Yeah, and then you're trying to be in his corner. Yeah, so you know, and DuPont never cornered him. Never called I believe I never cornered him, especially in the Olympics. He never did any wrestling. Never taught him any techniques. Mark and Dave hated him. They couldn't stand or they were told if they took the job where he was a wrestling coach at Villanova. If he took the job there because Mark, I'm sorry DuPont put so much money in the school, they started the wrestling program and then Dave and Mark would coach there, but they were only gonna do it if DuPont stayed out of the way. They couldn't stand him. He had such bad dandruff, it caked up on his

head. His teeth were so bad that he was a drug addict. He was crazy. He was always on drugs or high for all the time. And then you know how, I don't know why I don't describe it in the movie. You know how he has a disdain for horses because of his mom? Well, the reason why he hates horses when he was, I think, a teenager, he was riding a horse and fell off really bad and it hit him in the testicles. And it ruptured his testicles and then he got infected

so he got castrated. So he doesn't have, no, all nuts. Oh, both nuts come. So he didn't have a sexual drive. Oh, both. That's come. So he's cat. So he didn't have a Sexual drive so in the movie when they make him like gay and like rubbing on Mark Shulks marks like that What the fuck like you need to have a pair of nuts? Like that makes sense. That's that's that's that was probably the actor Steve Correll doing something that No, that was written that's written that's narrative was they hit there's a weird like gay relationship Then marks like get the fuck out of here. It's insane

You read the book compared to the movie Yeah, no, man, cuz I actually like the movie. No, I like the movie too But before I read the book we read the book like the movie it will discuss you But it's also like license and you can say that about a lot of documentaries, right? Like people forget It's always an agenda. We document your tell a story. It doesn't mean a lot of documentaries, right? Like people forget. There's always an agenda. Wait, documentaries, you're telling a story. It doesn't mean it's the truth, right? Yeah, the whole thing is just fucking weird, man. It's weird, but also in the movie,

you think like Mark won some lost some, like, oh man, like they shown losing the trials. First of all, especially in the year that they showed it. In 1988, well, he might be considered the best amateur wrestler of all time. Monster. He won 99.9% of the match. It was never close He's one of the if not the best of all time

So in the movie it's like and then also in the movie, you know how they make him like emotional like punch himself. Yeah marks I collect a fuck also gold medalist. You don't you don't yeah No, you don't get a gold medal being emotional and by the way I never over ate after I left the fucking match and risk fucking not making weight. Another shit never. And what people don't know about wrestling back then is if you were an American wrestler, you did wrestling in international tournaments, but people weren't sharing secrets.

So the Russians had their bag of tricks, the Turks, the Iranians, everybody had their own styles and bags of tricks, so they would come up with, sometimes they'd come up with a move that you, it would be like, if you've never seen an arm bar or a triangle. So the game was always kind of guarded. You can't really watch tape on guys, and really I'm standing with it,

doing its way too subtle with wrestling on that level. Okay. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, the most of them is that good, and he was able to beat the Russians and all those guys. And those guys do it as a full time job. That's how it was. It was still the Dave and Mark.

Yeah. But then also in the movie, like in those trials, they show like there's only the wrestlers in the crowd. And there's like, you know, not that many people, well, in the real life, it was 6,000 sold out screaming fans. I don't know why they made it like this dark, weird, intimate, it was the Olympic trials day. 6,000 people.

Who gave the okay stuff? Tell the good movie now. Yeah, give movie. It's great movie. But who gave the okay? If you're, if you're a marketer in Dave's show, you didn't, good movie. Yeah, good movie. Great movie. But who gave the okay? But if you're a marketer in Dave Shroff, you didn't be fucking fierce.

Yeah. And also they made it seem like the brothers were polar opposite and didn't like each other. Mark's like, do people thought we were twins? We'd finish each other sentences. It was never one of the trash issue that ever. One of the trash-dating. Ever.

Oh, yeah. Fucking trash. Break your heart. I was a hawk. I had kids and everything. I was your heart. Oh, I was I kid and everything Orpheus and it was do pond that did it correct. Yeah, and he did it and he died in driveway. Yeah, he died in prison. He died in prison. Yeah, he was he was legitimately crazy. Legitimate on all the drugs. What does a real guy look like? Yeah, bring it's not a good look. No, he looks like take a look at him. His teeth were all my guy like Dave and Mark couldn't stand on

their discuss about They don't want to be around you to the fucking flakes his dandruff so bad He and he went shower the the dandruff built up and there's like an inch of dandruff on his fucking head This teeth were all fucked up. Uh-huh. Yeah, he yeah, he was not exactly the kind of guy You'd want to he wasn't really an athlete Strange and he's hiding the nose they put on them too, man Yeah, he was like Mark and Dave were saying like they never showed him wrestling moves They're like we would never disgrace wrestle. I show in this piece of shit wrestling moves. Yeah, I mean move

They show him like day. Yeah We would never even touch him. We can't stand the fucking They hated them. They love this movie. They hate them. We what do you go to jail for for killing They shot Dave Schultz on the grass. We really saw the movie Foxhatcher. No, that's the one thing they got right You said to me. He died in prison here talking to He's died old. He would he would throw events. He would have events, give them self an award. It'd be a made up award. Really?

By accept this award, yeah, everyone's like, I love that. He made it up. He made it up. That'd be kind of cool. Yeah, I gotta go to the camera. He was just a really wealthy man. That was just, well, his worth had been given to him.

Yeah, he never earned anything. Because he comes from the, he never had friends. He never had like real friends. Have you seen, like what, have you seen, like they did a documentary on some of the richest kids in the world? The heirs to Well, they're for I'm sorry for more likely commit suicide than regular is not weird. I mean Cuz they have there's no yeah, where do they go? Where did they go from there? Yeah, what do you there's no struggle?

You know you you gotta be, cause it's not, yeah, I guess, I mean, cause it's not money that they earned. You know, they just happen to be born into it. Yeah. So it's like, Mark Schultz, he's been, I don't know if you want to, but he's been pretty loud how off the movie is.

He's like, I don't know who the fuck decided to make it like this. He's like, there's no gay. Now I gotta read the code somewhere. Yeah, I think so. He does like speaking, speaking engagement stuff like that He didn't want the greatest of fucking all time. Mm-hmm And he was like never like you know, they may seem like he was like this. Oh, that's the other thing

They made them seem like this kind of like dumb like jock No, very smart educated dude. Hey chanting Tatum played him Yeah, man He did what? No, we know. We know. I've seen the movie. Well, you know, you know, we'll channing Tatum. He did. He did. He looked athletic. What's his book? What's his book called? Fox Catchers, the book. The book. Okay, just written by Mark Schultz. Yeah. When did this come out? Fox Catch catch. I think one fucking Oscar too 24 it's a good fucking movie just if you read the book it will ruin your fucking day. Yep

Carava he can act God. He's good and that fucking good man So good. Hey where it says where's Mark Schultz now go to that chin So good. Hey, where it says where's Mark Schultz now? Go to that, Jen. Max Friand in front of director, who's president and right, Mark Schultz, who now is the med for sold the rights to his life story, the movies producers,

and what's the consul on the movie, worked out with Tatum, helped ensure the accuracy. Yeah. Well, he did the final, he did the final. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What happens is you write the script, you do shows, and then the studio the brass They don't give a fuck about your rest though. They go they test it or they they look at it and they go this

They know movies and a lot of times Sometimes the truth is as fun exactly, but also like a So moving ends with him fighting you see cuz Mark Schultz did fighting you see like a good rich But they just a they don't show Gary who's a giant black guy. They, they haven't found a white guy. And then also what they don't show in the movie is he took that fight on a day notice. He's a badass. He took a real, a day notice, a real badass.

Oh, and that's like one of his biggest achievements, man. What did he weigh? What did he fight? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what Just one one and one yeah One and one You be very good rich. Yeah, they don't they kind of just end it on that fight. Yeah, what the fuck? Five nine five nine think about his fucking brother died man because that shit in the fucking worst way in a terrible

Yeah, two kids two men two little kids. Oh Yeah, break your heart. Yeah, yeah, don't use that picture shit How old is a cell of car there? Yeah, did he have any Work done. I don't know. I don't know. He looked like a way is young hands them dude when he's young. Yeah That's where they had chanting pain Tatum playing. Yeah, big, big John was the ref. Who's that guy? The artist. That's a different one.

Oh, he's great too. Let's talk about him. 60 years. 60 years old. Oh, he's 60. All right. Who's great? Kenny Monday.

I don't think Kenny Monday. I remember watching him wrestle. Dude, we should get more results on the show. Big, good idea actually. I love that. I think he's in Palo Alto, who is born Palo Alto. Come on. I wonder if he's still in California.

Mark Schultz, he's a K Mark Schultz, switch your fucking name. Yeah. Well, that's a pretty common name. Mark Schultz? Yeah, I think so. That can't be him. No.

No. Maybe he's not on Instagram. Six year olds aren't on Instagram. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I can't be him. No, no, maybe he's not on Instagram. Six year olds aren't I? Yeah. Yeah. Wolfies on TikTok. Just. By the way, I went down the TikTok. I can't do that. Yeah, but it's so it's so hypnotic. I'm watching fighting and I'm watching dancing. And I'm just like I keep going. You're too old. You know, but I can't. Nope. I'm up. Look, I'm know, you don't want me on there right? For the hands of the camera your hotel room like you want me to see But I'm watching you're on the scene. watching the dancing. I'm not the girls and the

hip hop dance that you like the boy. He's interested in hip hop because everybody does the dance in the same song and I'm like, you should release a trend. Yeah, get off take talk though for me. It's not like my Instagram and then you find yourself on the tiktok. Oh, that's real. You're on the Instagram. Yeah, that's what it is. I'm doing it. I don't have to. I don't have to talk on my phone. I have, I have a real deal, right? I'm starting to become one, yeah. Well, you keep, it's like, it's so, it's like, I can't.

Yeah, TikTok below is now in the, parkour, fuck, dog, it just sucks. It just works against every, it just works for people like Addison, right? It just works for the girls who do nothing but the stupid TikTok Tants, it's like you rest isn't good. Yeah, you can look. You're watching Reels. What's the?

Some of it says TikTok on Instagram. So that's what I do. Like I like if one of my TikToks I like I pull a lot of work into doesn't blow up and like fuck this. I'll save it to my phone and then I'll Reels. Real. Real is better there. Sometimes yeah, because I get Reels on finally kid or mine. I do Fighters like it reals. Yeah, I do reals I Real We

Want to talk at no really I think you what? I don't dance anymore But I'm not I will do the same thing as Ryan where I am on the Instagram real some people will repost their Real got it here's a Brian dead if I'm being honest. Yeah, what do you do hotel room and Toledo or the outskirts? Not at all. We're all in now. I was at the Red roof Hilton Home sweet the home number two sweets. Yeah Not at all. We're in the holiday. No, I was at the Red Root of Hilton, Home of the sweets. The Red Roots of sweets.

The Home number two sweets. Yeah. And, go on. What did he do? Did Daddy rent some porn on TV? No, no, he didn't do that. No. Doesn't get any old band move.

Yeah, I didn't do that. I didn't do that. I didn't do that. I didn't do that. I didn't do that. No. I didn't do that. No. I didn't do't watch porn doesn't do it to call me however I Took a little online tutorial hip-hop Let me see if I still got it I'm blushing and I we've never had it

Like you see some of your moves and I was like it's just doing this with my He goes and I was so bored out and I was trying to do the moonwalk and I was like oh the moon well This is all too fucking difficult and I just it's my time is passed What I love about you you just try I try try it. I don't go for it. I fucking love it I was like maybe I'll start hip hop dance. Yeah, I'll be sick. Would you gave it a shot? You would have never known what you could. You may as well go get my black bump. I'll see in 10 years and it's still not gonna happen. Well, you give it a shot. You walk, what old video are you walking to?

How I was trying to do it. Did you have fun? How much shame did you have after you got out of that? I was sitting, I was doing this, look alone. And I put on my shoes and I was doing this. And then my knee kind of tweaked a little and I was like, this is the, I have to talk about this. The mood was so hot.

I sat down like this, and then started my screen to write, nothing happened. Damn. And when I'm writing, when I'm trying to write, I will do weird shit. I'll go down the, I don't do the hip hop anymore though. Does your hip hop, I did pull up.

How was your punch? You did a real punk-wrapped concert. I saw it. Did you post video? Yeah, I saw my, I mean legit. And there were a lot of people. Yeah, it was you dance he did a real punk we're out concert we have a video that did you post video? Yeah, I'm a legit legit fuck yeah, it was back home in Arizona So pal, you're a legit rock star. I know. Thank you. That was very nice. That's a huge crowd. Yeah, that's huge It's I mean it's it's it was really really hot Don't turn up too loud

Well bothers me as a crowds aren't into it enough It's right. You know how it is. I don't care. It's fucking one tail, but they could still give you a Yeah, I told you about the gym to I love I love the diversity Is this a Trump rally? You know bad, you know bad guy look at this Christian with a good story. Do you know the group bad brands? Do I yeah, that's what the song we're doing. Thank you. How do you know that? Come on, dude? I that's my Jeff look at it. Guys. He was really good. He was really good. He's a bad brain song. Oh you don't just know that The guitar guys. Oh my gosh.

Yeah, those are the guys. How do I listen to what I say? We say, thank you, Dark Connick. Good night. What? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I said I feel like a rock star. I don't know. That's a big island mic. Oh gee. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Mike OG Mike did some time or what yeah, those are some shots I love the show. It was a lot of fun man. I mean were you nervous? Yeah, I even said it I said yeah, I'm nervous. I mean everybody was just everybody's so nice So what in the fuck? I need to know the backstory of this have you never listened to shapel ever? Never listen to Shepel ever. I'm not. Hahaha. You're going to go out.

It is pretty funny when people ask because they're like, how did this, I'm like, I mean, I got to realize, I mean, this has been me since I was a kid, you know, people, you want to leave that comment, doesn't know Shepel is. Yeah, it's pretty funny, but that's like me and my blog and people like, this is weird, how did this, how did you end up going down this road? Hey, guess what? A lot of punk fans are fans of this show. Really?

Yeah, a lot of them came up to me and were taking pictures with me because they, like, yo, I'm fanning fun and kids stuff like that. A lot of them are fans of this show. Shit took water. It was cool. And just fucking threw it out on everybody.

It was kind of cool. We did the same, like, it's pretty much like how we did it. Like how, how we go out on the road, we get an Airbnb Your favorite punk rock band of all time my favorite punk rock band of all time is probably black And bronze yeah, what's up, dude? Bro, I got a tattoo This is my generation you were born

I Told you were born Black flag and all those things were like big, yeah, big, big chroma, chroma. I used to see it at the Norse because John Justice. Yeah, that's your boy. Yes, friends. And I remember going to those concerts and I'd be on stage. Yeah.

Oh, so you go back in the day? Yeah, I was at the, I think it was called the Norse in Brooklyn. So first time I ever saw Harley, who is the, he's a black, but hence a black. Harley had his, he was playing the bass and he walked out onto the crowd. When I say he walked out. Like they were holding us.

Like he was Jesus of water. Yes. Just do do do do do. Must surely he, he was the first guy I ever saw. He and John Joseph, the first guys I ever saw, that were just covered in tattoos. That was in. Well, that was in 1989, sir. And Well, that was in 1989 sir. Yeah, and and well that was in 1987 88 89 I was one of your square park would look like a shanty town and they found tetanus and the plague in the soil

When I fucking cleaned it out. Yeah, it's a lower side was fucking crazy, but Harley Harley was Always naturally just jacked those those dudes the cromex they ain't no punks man They like no john those are those dudes are fucking John was the real deal and they got some crazy Store They got they there's some tough mother fuck hardly had that tattoo Look at them look at them 15 years old look at it. Yeah, it's a punks of punks are shredded. Oh yeah Doyle from the missus always been muscular type in Doyle from the misfits I'm when there are kids look at him. He's a kid

You see how big this fucking this point dude to get his black belt from handsome But when he had those tattoos that before that was before anybody was getting Big this motherfucker is like that do them a yes, he looks like the He's a vegan to sting. Yeah, he's a vegan to He's eating lettuce full steering. No, he's not he's vegan. Leave my boy alone He's got a protein powder out He's the hummus filled with deck with the ball He's a spirit filled with the guitar's of the misfits Now what you know he's on steroids you ever see Rollins back in the day. He was jacked

I see him He did a he was part of season So sons of an army looking them dude. They'll boys jack jack. I'm telling you dude. He was always punk's workout Yeah, you know, look at a lot now a lot of puns takes steroids and I don't think I don't think he's not he would never Never took it. He only drinks a carrot juice That's terrible Quit talking about That's Henry right there. Yeah, that's young Henry long hair now. He's a sad. That was Probably is latter years of I'm telling you I'm gonna do 930 club in DC and you're you know where Henry Ron's all those guys I have like that club is well Henry Ron's autograph and all these pictures are all over.

Oh really? Oh shit dude. Ian McCuy, all those guys. A lot of time hair like that. Yeah. I didn't know you were going to the shows back in the day. Yeah. That's amazing.

That is amazing. Did you go to one? You went one time. You went one time. I went one time. You went one time. I went one time. Bro why the fuck do I keep moving?

I can't breathe. Everything he said. Hey, why the fuck do I keep reading that? Everything he said. He still knew Chappelle was fond of that. You went one time. Okay, here's the thing. You went one time. I wasn't big on crowds. And he knows why. He hates crowds.

I don't know. I'm sorry. He was the one who tore out. You know, Rody, you know. I'm excited. I was a good man. I went one timeless I went twice I went daddy Because they were my friends

And but did I ask me if I wanted to Did you go to India? I did not I have friends that did And I was down there And the coaches were very close so I could have gone easily

They offered. Yes, they offered. I could have. There's that. It's that I chose. Why do you want a rodeo with the favorite band? I was so good. I mean, I don't remember.

Maybe I did. I don't remember when. A long time ago. Like in DC, I'm sure I went to a Fugazi concert or one of those. I know you were a sore picture of it. Because he's a big help band. I don't know dude He knows he knows the lingo

I want to arrange against the machine. Oh, you did. Oh, no, that's amazing at the fucking somewhere in New York That's Stevie Blue eyes favorite big aren't they back to him? Yeah, didn't Stevie get tickets cat to rage Yes, I think you might have gotten two tickets. Yeah, He's going to two different locations. Yeah, who? By himself there's only friends. He doesn't know when you want to go with him. Wait. Oh, yeah You're going to miss Steve. I haven't talked to him. We should calm right now We never fucking that's TV He looks different. He looks different. His hair is growing out. He's got

He's He yes, his eyes are doing better. We have a check up appointment for him tomorrow. Okay. But yeah, he's doing good. He looks like a completely different person. He doesn't look like the guy I met last year. He has a whole year.

He looks like he found me now and got himself a guy. Yes. Yes. He does. Oh my God. He's doing so good. What is it? I know Robby done so for a little while. Yeah I love the beard. I love the beard. Where did you guys go, Chin? We went to quarters because for his late birthday He and I were supposed to go for a while and then it kept getting pushed So we went randomly I think a month later. What is Stevie doing right now?

Right now Momy and What's he do? It's like like, grout a cool bed. Huh? I would say you would have to ask him. He's amazing at being able to just hang. Yeah, you have to work out for five hours. Yeah, I can't do it.

We miss him on the road. I took him to the on it, like, Jim and he's like, no mirrors here. I'll see you later. Like, well, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Yeah Yeah, he hates that he's jumping rope and he goes how's that jumping rope you doing all that functional fitness? Steady goes to the race. He's just being there. And he's the smart fucking guy. Yeah, very smart. He's good at everything He did tries. Yeah, it's just that he can't hold his attention No, he just has the big lane. Yeah, but that's okay. He'll figure it out Yeah, just hanging out. He is annoying to work out around though because you're right

He always has like a pinion on working out so I'll do one thing and then he gives me His body looks I'm more Carly together. Oh, they would work out really Yeah, yeah What's that? The Last week He's big as you are. Is he really doing 40?

Oh, he's leaner than the mug. He's a big boy. Oh, he is. Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now.

Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now.

Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now. Yeah, he's seen him right now. No, it's not no Division three division. Yeah, he paid it. He's very he's very honest about it. He's very honest Which is very very honest. He doesn't try to like ups. I'll play his half-life All the players on my flight on the way back here men and women do one men played at C. Oh, got it. Yeah, you one guys. It's very very tall fella not the most question Now they look like athletes the volleyball but yeah, especially if they're Southern Cal their monster Yeah, they're monster best of the best is there though like do they jump up and spike each other's dicks in their mouth?

No, that's not okay. That's like the professional soccer of this hockey player I'm mostly burn and I go I go we do other sports because yeah, I played soccer But I said it. I didn't want to suck cock all the time It's so broke. I'm gonna ask you a question. Yes, we're just talking right and I respect all athletes Yeah, a lot of times if you play football in the D1 school and the rugby teams over there You look at them and you go you guys didn't make the football team. I've heard you guys do that. Okay Is there anything is when you see the the volleyball players? There's six five six six six seven six eight? Yes, gorgeous did they not make the basketball team? Is that what happens?

No, I'm not asking. No, no, no, no. California, like that's as competitive as the very athletic guy. They're monsters. Right. I would assume they should gravitate towards the volleyball. Yeah, especially if they're calc. Seed. Right. You don't think it was like water. Like real water. You have to like the SC San Diego water pole players. Yeah. Yeah, she's what they gravitate towards. Yeah, hmm now if they're playing you know Some other school if they're not in Southern California. I don't respect it. If it's why But yeah, if you're a volleyball player in Montana, I can play other sports. Yeah, let's be real I'm the kind of guy. I can make the wrestling team at University of Missouri if you're on the water polo team at Missouri you. You feel me?

There you go. And now again, do they jump up and spike each other's cocks in their mouth? So you feel like you're being throttied? Why do you want to keep saying that? I feel like you're being throttied. Because that's what I feel like they do. No.

They can get so high. What? And I'm going to say they don't do. No, they don't do that. Shhh. Shhh. Oh no. I'm gonna say they don't do Oh, no, that was unfair We're meant to be fair. You're not far off going to SCI hear some rumors about her and I Spiking Dixon mouth. Yeah, yeah, really I mean like all the athletic sports just like guys in those higher up D1 Teams like every now and then there's a few that like to go both ways sure. Oh, yeah, yeah, young kids today

There's confused a lot of football players. I'm confused. I don't see the problem for me. I'm in a phase That your cock looks like part of my face I never had a black man What brought up in my little country town got a guy give me a flavor. I'm gonna test the water We are a lot weak on this dark hole. Hey, why gonna be a dark In my start dark, but it gets all kinds of pain I'll tell you what was where do we stay in this new hotel, this Clayton, everyone's like, yes,

this new hotel in Denver, you'll stay this Clayton. Well, the Clayton is, it's like one of those new hotels and I'm all for it, but everyone there is transgender or like gay, like the whole staff place is. It's just what they go for. So when I went to check in, I'm with Tiger, you know, we're getting to, he loves, it's the favorite thing on the planet's hotels. It's like Disneyland town. So we go to check in. I'm with Tiger. You know, we're getting to, he loves, it's the thing on the planet's hotels. It's like Disneyland town. So we go to check in.

I was getting cool hotels because he loves all the hotel stuff, fucks with the phones and he's all the treats. So we go to check in. It's a, it's a, do, big do. All right, my size, dress, dress, big beard and then full, like mascara, then full like mascara then full blown like long nails just You know type it in yeah, and I go what's up, bro? Because I didn't see the dress I go what's up, bro? You can tell he's a eat pronouns and give him his pronouns We did yeah, and the tiger was dad is that a boy and trying to describe it to a five-year-old I go it is a boy it is but now did he say I'm a she or?

No his pronouns were I forget they them so I was I was I was just if you don't know I don't know. Yeah, I was getting my when we go up the hotel my son's like that's a boy. I'm like Yeah, it it's complicated for a five year You know because they have no filter especially the day them one is a little harder Yeah, I was it is a boy is it a boy who likes to dress like a girl most transgender people identify as one sex with the other day It's very rare that you see people say I'm not this guy was a mean that he was like yeah Do first of all bro? Bro, look at this my pronouns are they then let no he's like oh dude my pronouns are I was like oh cool. That's cool

They I had that happen to me I don't have to use it as well. I was getting coffee and the person had long, beautiful hair. I lashes. Now that's a gorgeous Brazilian. I have a crush on her. I have a crush on her. I'm not haladi. Lil Hayes, yeah.

We both have a crush on her. Absolutely. He asked up. And he took us a long time to break that shell. Yeah. She was very mean. Very mean to us. She was mean to you guys.

Well, not anymore. She was all she goes through. I guess who? daddy died is working. Well, thanks girl. I'll take the usual wait right here Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about Brazil. I'll shit all the time She's got to give me a free fucking American pretty pretty pretty gal pretty pretty But I said I said look at it. I love Joseph's hair and his eyes and The person said she and I went you see I'm jealous of his hair and his eyes. And the person said, she, and I went, you see, I'm an old man, and I apologize for that. She goes, you're fine, it's all good. That's how it should be.

Yeah, it's funny how we, all these things become the norm after a while. All these things, after a while it's like, you know, it is what it is. It's tough with kid, like Tiger has no, he doesn't, he has no filter. So he saw my mom who we haven't seen, she hasn't seen her in like three years since he was two

and doesn't know where that well. Waka, he's like, oh, you look old, grandma. I'm like, he's bloody. Oh, my God. I was on a buddy. I can't say it. Yeah. Really, say that.

He's like, why? I'm like, because I hurt people's feelings. You're like, what's she's old? I'm like, you're right. You're when you're right, you're right, buddy. You're right. He doesn't look old. I'm getting my coffee at Bluebottle

and there was a woman who was big. And my daughter was young and my daughter just went, daddy, she is, daddy, she is so fat. Oh, kids don't. Woo! We've been on Starbucks and there's just a girl with fucking honk. Like a fucking shark fin like this. Like fucking Dupont. Like the Chris Grittin, you know, like fucking nose out.

Like you weren't one of them. You're one of them. You're one of them. You're one of them. You're one of them. You're one of them. You're one of them. You're one of them. You're one of them. You're one of them. You're one of them. You're one of them. You're one of nose. Like, oh, okay. That's an American. We can't miss it. Entire girls.

Dad, her nose, mom. Hey, dude! What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Yeah, that's a kid's, aren't they? They say it's something, yeah. That's how it is. And then, I'll just fart, too, man.

It's always fart. Just fart. And then, like, excuse me. And like, they don't say, excuse me. Cause that makes it worse. Yeah, just fart, dude. Just fart. It's okay, little fart. Yeah, just fart, dude. Just fart. It's okay, a little fart.

Yeah, that's right, don't just let it. T2MySson had a wife who's asked was a fucking, like he'd just be like, to be generally, they'd be shit. It's everywhere. When you have kids, man, it's like, did you wipe your ass on the wall? What the fuck?

Especially boys, I feel like boys are just lower to catch onto stuff. They also won't shower. Girls are clean. My daughter from the age of three was wanted a clean play setting. She wanted a clean napkin. My son, my son, I'm telling you, would never brush his teeth or wash. Boys don't give a fuck about taking a shower.

Tiger has those, he's like, his boy does. He's super. He's bent at this time, shower brushes teeth. And I'll even like, you know, like, I'll be like, you don't need a brush teeth. Let's just get him. No at this time, shower brushes teeth and all even like, dude, like I'll be like, get one here brush teeth in a minute. Let's just get in there. No, I need to brush my teeth.

I'm like, right. Dude, I'm not wearing my son. I'm like, I'm like, dude, it's not big deal. Your dad's the only brush he wants to date. Let's just fucking, he's like, no. He's like, we gotta brush my teeth. I'm like, that's a fucking square. I'm the same.

You're a square, bro. That's so funny, man. I'm the same way. I don't say come on man And they're really me getting my black belt started with him when we went to school And he's like that do those guys are black belts you think you beat them up like what? Do you think they're like yeah, yeah, definitely could he's like your black one like yeah, I'm a butt He's like well, I've never seen your black belt. I'm like why don't technically have it. He's like so you're not black So I'm gonna talk to my fucking take your belt, but. My daughter does shit like this to me.

Like I said to her, she's 13 and she's smart and she reads a lot. And I go, the hobo got this hobo outside and she goes, really? A hobo? Oh, is that, so it's his fault. He's homeless. He has no home

I guess I guess you you take credit for everything that you've done I get you it's and I'm like what the fuck is this I go and I guess take it down there Yeah, I go it's I go listen Hey, hey stop don't talk to me like that you're 13 you can teach me nothing you teach me nothing I teach everything you can't teach me anything because I can teach you nothing I go that's correct you can teach me nothing and I teach you Everything so don't talk to me that way because I know everything and you don't because you're 13 That's what that's how I try to win the argument. She goes okay, so I can teach you nothing. I got it

She goes good. What's the first layer of the atmosphere? I was like your favorite game you like you still like hiding a seat so don't talk to me. Yeah, you're still in a tag She's just a kid. I'll fuck with you. Well, you know, cuz in a way she's right. Yeah, I'm a hobo What's weird is a Jay brought tiger game he brought him a smash smash Bros. Oh, yeah, super smash Bro, it's such a big I didn't realize how big of a game is that already game There are leagues so many kids make money doing that The figure is super into it now

My son loves Mortal Kombat Could it be more violent? Do you guys play a video? I don't play these games in Mortal Kombat Mortal Kombat has always been violent Dude, I had to take it off the fucking game Or the fucking... I was like... I'm taking it off the switch It's outrageous

Yeah, and I like fatalities I learn how to do them. I do them entirely. But yeah, like this is not good. Dude, my son's I had to get so violent. What the fuck? They've always been violent though. Really? Yeah, Mortal Kombat.

It's always been violent. But now, dude, you should know that. Graphics are better now. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, these violence too. Call it duty, man. What is the one where you just have a gun?

It's gun. Call it duty. Dude, that shit is, and you're fighting other people right? Hey low. Hey low. Hey low. Hey, what's a gang? And so I can I can see all these real people. I can see people getting into that shit like really doing it Smash Bros. is so addictive. I was playing on the plane the entire way back He was like that can I turn like you're gonna wait God damn

War is like that 100% there's a robotics war going on right now If you seen that what Boston dynamics is doing with those with robots that dance have you seen that shit? Yeah, I see the robot do a backflip take a yeah You see that yeah push him over not really no you can't you can't push over those those dogs and stuff They're fucking all right. I can't get them over. Have you seen that one way the things hold in the shotgun or that robot or that fucking thing over It's ridiculous. Is it a new one they released? Yeah Watch this one five months ago This is the future and they're gonna put skin on it. What's the movie with shy?

Is this the thing that you watch to teach you the moon walk? You're thinking of the moon was shy Above where he's fighting off robots Well, that's kind watch it, but you're also thinking of my robot with off robots. Well, that's coming. Watch this. But you're also thinking of my robot. You're just my with Will Smith. Oh, that's with white robots. Look at this. That's kind of like they white though. Look at this.

Look at this motherfucker. Look at this. This is gonna be. This is gonna be, this is where how I'm gonna trip that stupid. You can't trip that thing. I'm fine. No, you can't. You cannot.

How you can't you not trip that thing out. Okay, just push it over. Show it over. And then they get up like dogs. Watch the guy who tries to kick this thing over That's Brian and Toledo. Yeah, look at that. That's you Look at that motherfucker. This is cool. Okay Get it a lot of people think I take it to

I got a dog you're not kicking that Right that running man. I'm gonna ride that You're not kicking that Right up running man. I'm gonna ride that You can ride it. You can ride it. You know I started rewatching cuz season four is about to drop yellow stone That's why I'm wearing the hat. It's a good show. Huh? That's not but they don't wear the hat on you know, they do though. They wear the rip weird shops No rip weird. They wear that coffee shop boy when you're a barista boy from Daisy May made it okay, so be cool I'm being cool. You learn hip-hop videos in hotel rooms

That kind of that kind of way that kind of brings my head down I knew I knew I opened up to you and now you're using it against me. That's fucking amazing My ten so I'm still wear wife-beater. That's cool I can't wait it's it. It makes me just I can't why you feel secure. You can't go like no, I don't you called it that can come guinea-teens. Well, we come oh Oh, he's easy, but I'm a tie-and-fuck off. I can do it. No, you get we call him me ball Wait, go watch that's not time. That's not you Italian. Yeah, yeah Huh, I say less than you get

Yeah, yeah I say less than you get there. Well, we Americanize it like my grandfather like you know how you when you come over from Europe You can you gotta put into American terms. Yeah, so it's well, it's pale always the Americanized but in Italian. It's Paulo So you know what they call it? What you know what they call it? Is that an island bridge? No, I didn't know that like Oh, that that stuff was all in New York. Yeah, I mean, but if you're a town you like don't call me again But then I was just trying to find out wait. I want to see him kick the fucking dog now fuck those We these one video over robot holding a shock on like where they like it's the future bro Yeah, there's future this people messing around. I just have a good time. It's definitely future. It's also

It's the plot terminated to dude Watch this motherfucker watch this thing. I want one. Why are we building these? I think kidding run I what is it for to take over the world dude? The team with a world gonna be trying to be chanel 100% that's our way Not kicking it over dude. Oh, okay. Oh, no you can't get a couple of couple of friends. it sounds like look at that fucking creep it's not doing well on ice Yeah, well Robot you can imagine what it's gonna be like in 20 years. Oh, I know that's how all those terminator two man That's fine. It'll be on the fly

Get at it. Oh, that would be cool to I'll work those terminator to me. That's fine. It'll be able to fly Get out of here. That would be cool. Have as you're a little like assistant with Reconation you're gonna have that thing with face work. Isn't it's a little disc that flies and finds your face lands in head and shoot the bullet in your head You see that you're living in the Hollywood. Yeah, no, I'm not that's an invention. Hey, you know It's like a story. We told us about how your mom said the bus don't wear a scarf on the bus That's what you do right now. You know what's happening right now? Well, you have too much time in hotel rooms. You're watching too many videos. You were a little impressed with my strength No, I'm not at all. I was Will you impress by me benching?

400 pounds a lot of weight. It's a lot of weight, dude 400 pounds. I will rip your teeth out. I'm gonna rip your teeth out. Yeah, I'm gonna go for four or 15 this year I can do that to me. I bite your fucking finger. I was, you know what I was, I was, I was your come to Miami with me to do this Logan Paul Ford May with a fight. It sucks going by myself.

Why are you going? Maybe I'll come Thursday. I gotta be in LL. Let me check if I can get you. I'm gonna take you to San Antonio. San Antonio. LL, this Thursday. Oh yeah, I haven't done that club yet.

Fun, LL, are you two special there? It's a beast. Oh, it is? Big tall seal. The beast is a beast. San Antonio's just great. I'll try you up, fuck it. What, no, I'll be in Wisconsin.

That's right. Apple tin, dude. All right, let me check. Should I tell schedule for you? No, he can't. All right. I'm gonna start getting, hey, they're not giving those rooms away at hotel, I'm are they?

No, not for you. All right, well, we look at red roof it No, I'm gonna stay don't do the red roof. Yeah, you guys stay at hotel I mean you send me half your pay, but just fucking do it What worth it. Yeah, that's my fair hotel in the planet It's the best hotel in the planet on the planet. Yeah, where are you say? I I fly coach a lot of times because I'm smaller. That makes me sad. Because I go, I'm gonna fly to New York and I go,

that's $1,300 worth of $400 for five hours. And I feel like I'm getting ripped off. So I will sit in Delta comfort and read. I do that. You need to read first. Big people. Comforts great. I just feel like I'm being taken to a ride.

Oh, no doubt, dude. Now if I'm going to Europe, you keep like, huh? One of Europe's. He's five first class. Business. First is 10,000 a year. Yeah, some five and ten grand. It's too expensive.

Oh, you not do a business. No. You do a business. No, no, no. Am I the only one to hear what's his yellowstone? I think so. I've seen like one or two episodes I've been trying to get in. Unreal shit.

Shit fucking. Unreal shit. Shit fucking the crazy towel. How do you know? I lived it man. I lived it. I don't need to watch it. You did? I actually worked on.

You're like a farm. You did? Yes, so I worked on it. My cousins place. You know what? You know what? I found out about it. Jeff Faisal's worked on it.

I didn't realize it. You never happened. Yeah, grew up on a goddamn, grew up like goddamn grew up like a cast rating cows and all that I was like whoa shit Yeah, I spent his summers hey, who am I? Jeff Bezos Bro, you'll shut us off. Yeah, no, he's down YouTube. You don't Amazon. So my package of come a day late No, he's down YouTube. He owns Amazon. So my package will come a day late.

That is so mean. That's so mean. Where's my camera? I don't approve of that. But he doesn't care. You want to see his girl? 50, you want me to do his girl? Yeah, let's see it. Oh, where's the girl?

You don't see his girl? Let me see his girl. What? You are a bad guy, huh? You never see his girl. That's how they discover each other. He's like, sweet eye with, sweet eye. I have trouble linked up.

Yeah. That's, that's, that's, that'll throw me off that, that look. That's a good one though. That's what you're doing. It's good. It's not bad there. Well, that's a crooked eye. That's a, that's a, we're, we're at Cameroon.

It's called a cock guy. Tell him about his sniper eye. They ain't great. Yeah, well, wait, there's some people have a droopy eye. But it maybe it's just that picture. That's the only thing that I've had. He saw each other across the pole with that. Yeah, it's just a picture. It's just that picture. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, well, there's some people have a droopy eye, but it maybe it's just that picture That's the one that's the cross the pole. Yeah, it's just a picture That's just that picture

The muscles weak that what I know you have you lose muscle there. There's a week. I got your bag Jeff bases He listens I like them. I don't know Looks like he had a bell is pausing on his face. It looks like he's Had a homie that has It looks like he had like Bellas paulzy in his face. It looks like he's a sniper. He was a sniper. He was a sniper. Had a homie that has Bellas paulzy. I had it from, or whatever you want you get from Lyme disease, I had it my entire, like the entire side. I mean, it was called Thor.

Thor, that huge guy I had, he had it. Oh, I had a giant strong man. My kids had issues that I, and then they grew out, and they straightened up. Remember when you started having, you started getting those ocular headaches, where you could, you just, see like a prison at one point He was just drinking coffee and like just basically dieting. Yeah, no and then he'd wait what and then he just like this

He'd go he starts wedding. I gotta go throw up. I mean just go throw up or he just get this fucking like your boys He's got mine. He go blind. He's ready I would go like this and I was like for me, I'm like, dude, you gotta go to the fucking doctor. Is this when you were fighting? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if I was fighting.

No, you were fighting. Oh, you just hanging. Living is trying to get you to the heart. No breaks. No. That'll fuck you up, man. But he won't go to the doctor. He's like, never.

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i played football this time i'd wiffle bar right no that was fun i think it didn't she say you had the lead off uh... or you that you ended the game with a fucking home run yeah i did i had a had a walk-off home run. Yeah, with kickball. They lift you up like a kid. Yeah Kind of huh you hundred percent of time my grandfather would fucking kill me if I didn't say this half northern Italian half Sicilian and Napoli done what my mother's my mother's father was Sicilian and his her mother was From Naples and I'm 20% of talent. How about that? 20% of 20.

That's it. That's it. What's the rest? How are you so dark? I don't know, dude. That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, Jay's pale. And what is your dad?

I don't know. Your dad is Native American. 100%. Is your mom dark? Nope. English. And you did your genome. Yeah, 20% of talent.

And you're mostly English? 50% of English, 20% of and you're mostly English 50% English 20% Italian and then someone who was nor region That's so fucking weird. Mm-hmm. I saw my little African in there. You must have No, no Automate no Dark shit I've been sick Frank Rose 19% Sub-Saharan African. Oh really? See I was hoping 19% I was it was funny because I remember a while back I was thinking about doing one of those

Really Yeah, do it. No Why what am I gonna find out? Staff Let's just yeah You wait in the can and mailed it in yeah, and then I I guess yeah, I was doing the low to find out I was I see it Vietnamese yeah, because she could have told it's hard

Western's darker Western Africa Um, it depends it could be but no that depends on where you are I mean do it just to figure out where you're from And erotryans maybe you're Niger doing your skin. Maybe you're from Jamaica. I'm not so damn. The Sudanese are dark as shit. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I mean the Sudanese are very dark. The but the it's true that they both of those Those are the ones that come up to me and ask if I'm from I got you know, doesn't ask where you're from Ethiopians. What did you say?

Ethiopians are scared. And so what do you what do you say? You're not are scared. What are you trying to say? You've never seen a fatty Ethiopian? Yeah, first of all. I'm not funny. The women, the women. The women are so beautiful. Bring up Ethiopian or Eritrean women. Yeah, they're beautiful.

They're all have a 4-tree in women. They're on your DNA. It's like you don't know. You don't know. They're so thin. Okay. Here's where the most beautiful women are. Okay. Some of the most athletic.

Who's the most athletic athlete? Senegal. Senegal. The Biafra coast, they, they, they, they, not the most athletic, but night, they, they, that's common. Oh yeah, I'm not that dark. Look at these women. All right, I'm not that light.

Nigerians. You see the shit commonplace in the Ethiopian and Eritrea. They're all fucking gorgeous. Maybe I'm from Ghana. Look at her. Is that technically a part of West Africa? Like, no, Eritrea, Eritrea they're all fucking gorgeous. Maybe I'm from Ghana. Look at her. Is that technically a part of West Africa? Like no, Eritrea and Ethiopia are our East Africa. Eritrea and Ethiopia are our East Africa.

I'm not a East Africa. Fuck it, no. And Eritrea and Ethiopia were a lot of work for a long time. But and the oldest copdic Christian church where they think the covenant is is in Ethiopia. You cannot go back into Somalia, which is on the water. That's that's a musk predominantly Muslim country. Ghana. Ghana. Somalia women are beautiful. Right. Wallands are super pretty. That they're also pirates. Well, part of this is shotguns. Tell them about pirates. Tell them about the well. Tell them about the well.

Is that more? Is that more? Tell them. Tell them. They were small and powerful. Pirates, the pirates were fishermen And then they couldn't earn an living because all these commercial fishing boats were fucking taken all the things So it's our jack in the commercial boats and then yeah, then book a haram or no It was in the mic. I'm up there. It's book aromas and Nigeria. Get off me A synagogue yeah, yeah, Senegal's where you see that the athlete Super athlete. Hey here real quick Bring up lambda. Yep. Yeah

There we go. There we go. This is the hot chicks in this gonna show the most beautiful ones now There's some ugly people from Sudan, okay? Oh, so that's me. There's ugly people in America I'm not uncommon to see a seven-footer in Sudan by the way if you're a dink Your ball if you're a new ball. Yeah, yeah, minute ball if you're a A dinka or a, what's the other, what's the other tribe? Now I don't like how you're only clear on the real hot ones, Jin, go up for me.

I clicked on it, everyone. Got to hate. You didn't know? I did these first. These are the first batch. How you going? How you going to hate? I'm not hating.

We're just not giving a real picture of the lamb. Now bring up lambda, Senegalese wrestlers. Lambda? Yeah, go ahead, bring up. They're the jack guys and the land. Now now bring up lambda, Santa Galee's rustlers. Lambda? Yeah, go ahead bring the jack guys and the diapers. Yeah. Santa Galee's? Yeah. No. It'll do it. Santa Gale. Santa Gale. Santa Gale. Santa Gale, man. Santa Gale. Santa Gale. Yeah, he got it. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. Nice lure. Now, take a look at some of these guys. Let's go.

Look at that. Look at the back on that one. And that's not scary. That's just. There you go. Holy shit. That's a six foot six guy. You enjoy that shit.

First of all, what is this? Oh, it's just strictly wrestling. Yeah. It's a type of thing. And I'll tell you who has his hands full. Bren and Shob in that group. Bren's not doing that. Yeah. There's a type of and I'll tell you who has his hands full Brennan shop in that group Yep, Bren's not doing that. Yeah, no, there's the guy that's the most winning in sky. Oh, that's me It's just too sexy body same body. He's yeah, he's 260 270 Frank Willow and did that and just said they had the biggest strongest buckers in the planet Yeah, yeah, you don't want it. You don't want to part of that now?

Did they did the entire stadium fall and a bunch of people died? Yes, that did happen But they don't serve doctor does there you go there you go, then that's now I'm like a back like that that could be you You know, hey, yeah, that is me you're talking about a high-ass you can have that body if you would just listen I have a listen to you. I'll boil you down. Oh, I like this. Yep Just listen to you listen to you. I'll boil you down. Oh, I like this. Yep Y'all ain't touching me y'all can do all the touch of your cells and shit Bring my bring my boy bring bring that bring there it is there's that my look at that. Yeah, that's come on him

That's he's one of these one of those wrestlers. Yeah, don't fuck around We're gonna do a sent ship shit don't go on me down there. Okay. Oh, listen shit I'm down there. You had a shit down there. You had a problem with that you had a problem with that physique Enjoy that shit. I gotta see this wrestling Maybe it was not that crazy. I mean look it doesn't matter when you're built like that I should walk around like that. I walk around in that exact fucking outfit way that to the studio of course you would small calves too No calves you don't need calves dude. You don't need calves Small calves too No, caps you don't need caps dude. You don't need caps. That's me. That's more my that's more my that's one my speed right there

I want to strap myself down like that. Yeah, that's me. Yeah, you cover yourself in clay. Yeah a lot of people there Oh, it's they're rock stars. Yeah, no We got what he got let's quit sin at guys You guys, maybe I got a chin what he got. It's quick turnout guys. That's quick turnout guys. Here we go. Okay, so in California, there is a vaccination lottery where if you are partially vaccinated, you have a chance of winning millions of dollars.

You're going to be my, because I got a vaccine, your boy might be, you're going to be 116 million? Oh wait, I got both vaccinations. It's only part of the one. You can have at least one you can do one or two none None Brian I talked to my friends at doctors like he went through all the things He's like, yes, and people have the majority of people don't you you hear the 1% of people like I have dry mouth Mark didn't mark didn't feel anything

Mark, uh, hella more garlic some people have some tough Fat, yeah, majority don't though, you know More garlic some people have some tough fat. Yeah majority don't though, you know It's a vaccination a lot of people die of aspirin people are real 4,000 people died alone from this vaccine more than any other vaccine though. I don't think that's try Where did you look at? 40 are you giving this YouTube facts right now? No my brother's like rat my oldest brother is like all into that shaky I just get my news for you. Yeah, I hear you don't don't get What is brother is like all into that shaky. I just get my news for you.

I hear you. Don't get it. I got a brother like that. He gets paid that. You do have a brother like that. You get a big beating bats in the Microsoft cave. Fact check. All right.

Vaxers. Thousands did not die from receiving the vaccines. You'd more than 21,000 Facebook. Not a ton, is it? Hey, sometimes you just got to hit goose. There's no evidence. Death toll timing. I told you man, if they said, hey, you've got to hit goose no evidence I told you man if they said hey you got to get vaccine in the ass or in the eye

I would do it just to not wear a mask That's nothing about you know I left my mask in the hotel room in Denver Everywhere was like can wear a mask for one or not Savin airs on California is like June 15th. It's like what the fuck What special date is that? It kills me. How about on planes? It doesn't make sense. Plains, yeah, planes Even when you go to restaurants, they say we have lifetime immune anyway That's what they say once you've had it you have lifetime immunity

There's something though in the mirror of the bone. Yeah, which makes sense There's people that said they've got it twice. Yeah, those people are lies People are not those people are lies. They're wrong. I was people are foolish. Yeah, you think they probably never saying they've got it twice. Yeah, those people are liars people are not they were lies I was people are foolish. Yeah, they probably never had it or it was a false positive But the majority people again the majority can't get it again, right? They won't go well. There's another variant And yeah, even the variant you have Yeah, and all all diseases mutate So these variants that keep saying that every disease

mutates trying to get a different host. Yes. Read up those. So the interesting thing about the lottery is that you can actually win up to 15 million dollars. Wait no, you can win up to 1.5 million dollars and there's 15 people who can win. You could be 12 years old and win this. Can I win? Yes. So if you're 12 and up and you've had at least one of the shots you qualify for this lottery and if you're a kid Bring it is out That's your retirement number Yeah, but you could be 13 win this and then it's put into a savings account that only you can touch upon turning 18 So it's not all your parents get it

Oh, which I think I think they've been doing that now like you would like you know for like a lottery before actors Yeah, yeah, my colleague called in rule Parents took all the money. Yeah, they screwed him over. Yeah, fuck them over. So they started a rule against it Hollywood What else you got hopefully somebody in here wins What would you do Johnny? I'm sorry Christian if you want Like if I won 116 million. Yeah. Yeah You're going home with 80s will be cool. Huh? You're only going home with 80 of that Honestly, I'd probably move out of the place. I live in now get a nice house

Honestly, I'd probably move out of the place I live in now get a nice house No, I'd pay for a house for all of us to live in my cool Well, my roommates are my two brothers and a guy who look I'm a really good Oh, it's a spot. It'd be weird if I got a house and like I'll fuck you guys Yeah, I also yeah, I'd probably give them each five to ten mill nice guy. Yeah, I mean 10 Yeah, see when you get to my right no my there they're like you can go broke what you need to do is great that short king app but there is brother but yeah they're my brothers in and my grandfather's my sister's and grandfather's like huge Ferrari fan like love Ferrari like he said to me a year ago which kind of depressed me is like

yeah I think I'm gonna have to finally give up on my dream of owning a Ferrari He's like in his 80s. I'm a poster. No, if I eat on the lottery, I would buy him a Ferrari What It is You can't buy his grandmother a fucking Ferrari Sold to give the That'd be sick. How insulting is a fucking poster? That was an honest opinion. This is an insult.

I don't have one, but here you go. Just rubbing in his face. I'm sure we can find him a used one. He's sold on a specific one. Yeah, in which one he wants? I believe. His old age, what's he wanna like, a testor, those are expensive.

No, I think he'd want the F430 or something like that. Okay, well, or the Italian one of those What do we got it? What do we got it? He's like a high-annoc for a guy Yeah, yeah, either that or probably the 458 one of those for 58 For the piece. Yeah, pieces on Have informed. Yeah, if I win the lottery, I'll get them whatever you want it. That's gonna be tough. Yeah What did you draw on either money? Like, 12.

Fuck it. You just collected money. Just collect it every day card. I drove it every day. It's incredible. Don't you have to be like a selected team to own one or something like that? What?

You can't especially a piece to somebody used to. No, you can get them used. We don't have to be on the wait list. It's best to have something new. You have to be on the allocation list. You have to own, like there's guys who will buy frarries our ease just hold on to them because they know if they buy that for I they'll get the new allocation and the new for I F90 my GT2 RS

Still you love that car love it. Why are you sad? I always probably and never get better be tough What about what about? Tesla's new no hold on no zero to 6 and 1 point. I don't care. Zero seconds or so. I don't care. It's a video game. I mean, dang. No. But it blow, it destroys your car. I know. I know. There's. You know what the problem is though? I know. I know. I know. For sure. You know, you know, I know. I know. But you know what it is about Tesla every time he does a fucking sound of a crack. You know what it is about those every time he does a fucking sound of a crack You know what it is about those electric cars I just can't get into Sucking cock

I see you in one of the I think to myself this is that guy sucks. No No, not I speed by not on the track. She didn't bring up the fastest fuck. No, it's the plan It's the plan of just a Tesla. They do not you know what you hear dude when I as I pull away And so it sounds like a foot this way you're ready. You hear this You don't hear I don't like that. Yeah, I don't like that though. Why do you just say? The top speed yeah, there's go the fries faster. Huh? Ferrari, the new Ferrari. Would you go for the Lafara? It's where it's a hybrid. I like the Lafara. Yeah, but that's there's the hybrid a Porsche to

the side take on. Yeah, well they take on it's full. 19 spanner. That's the model. Oh the 918. Oh, that's a Tesla. Yeah, dude. That's a Tesla. No, they're just showing different the 918 oh that's a Tesla yeah dude that's a Tesla no they're just showing different electric cars oh god it I was a Tesla roaster 1.9 seconds motherfucker what a fastest so the Tesla would be the fastest one that's the Tesla right there that one that's 3.1 what's the one he's gonna be talking about my car goes 3.1 my car should all long yeah but if I get in my roadster H and do me a favor type in the fastest gas power card on the What's the track where they measure all the cars? Oh? I don't know but these are these are not as fast as the electric cars

They're like you're to 60. Yeah, they're like zero to 60 But the one of the nerve bird good nerve. That's the only thing that matters. Yeah, because like turns and like straight line, nobody gives a flying fuck about unless you're 18. Tracks. We're all about traction. Tracks are a bad thing.

Yeah, go to the fast car on the track. Let me see what one that is. If you could do that for me. Look at easy, take it easy. What is it? Oh, there's Porsche. Oh, weird. OK.

Oh, there's the GD2 R-R. There's a You know what's weird Tesla's not on there That's because they haven't brought the road Volkswagen got a fast car Volkswagen owns Oh, they have they own Bugatti like they have a good car. Oh shit. Yeah, they make Greek guys You just wanted to say that yeah, fuck off man, there's my cuz he gets that question a lot now see here's the prompts

He that one has 690 horsepower my hands over Here's the prompts he that one has 690 horsepower my hands over nine What do you have the GT3 the GT3? I'm the track track to RS Why shock package is now? Yeah, I don't I look like 980 horsepower I like the J's car right there. Oh, he has one to damn is GT3. I like the 911 turbo lesses Those are cool. Yeah, he drive drive his car every day every day. I mean both day every day all wheel drive. No Porsche's Arthur sometimes. So you can't get him, yeah.

You want that Denver, right? No, he has a... What's he up? He's a fucking the big Ford, the truck. Raptor? Is that a Honda, too? No. I want my car getting tail happy now.

Let's roll it all. No, Honda's our gun. All right. This is a Honda Seven two two and a 15-5 bar. Oh, and now is that is that some secret fast? That's like a fact Yeah, it's one of the fast for a track time. That's pretty good. What is that we care about is track? What is that thing though? It's a Honda Civic. I don't Terrible car. No, great cars. They're just super a lot of people like buy him like to try and like like they do it this You know, yeah like in trying to tree race and those in super super Ruse. Yeah, you can't put a film about your Honda big Our keeny is Lumbar guinea still a player in the field. Yeah, yeah

I posted a picture one. Oh there it is Here we'll drive fast slaps Porsche 911 GT2R. Yeah, that's what you have it is it is Chin up sorry DC Tesla All right, what else you got but he had the sound effects with it. You know You got it. Yeah. It's fucking cool. I'm gonna run. I'm gonna run.

I'm gonna run. I'm gonna run. I'm gonna run. I'm gonna run. The day you sent me pulp in a tester, like, oh, brain starts sucking day. That's cool. I would have, maybe I'm gonna run.

There's nothing wrong with testless. No, they're good for the earth. Yeah. No, the battery's, though. That's the problem. You gotta make the nickel and you gotta bring it over from China. And those are problem with the fireball.

And the bunker fuel, that's actually, it's actually gotta bigger carbon, that's over from China. And those are prom with the fireball. That's actually got a bigger carpet. That's actually a bigger problem. And then your homer. Did you think you're helping the earth? You're not helping the earth. You're actually helping the earth. No, you did, though.

No, I didn't. I just said you have it good for the earth, though. No, I didn't. You said you had a lot of low interest loans from the government. There's a lot of government subsidizing going into that car. And that company just know that. Now you should try driving it without hands and if the sun hits it the wrong you die. You die.

Now the new package I think has a turn by turn thing right. So I might. Yeah. You're going to get another Tesla? I'm always going to be in a Tesla now. Really? Too lazy. He's not a car guy.

It's easy. Oh you're not a car guy. I got it. Okay. It's either anything else you like besides the Tesla or Alexis. Yeah Lexus Lexus, okay, I like a couch. I like a very easy car. Yeah, I'm never gonna be a problem. I don't know like torn cars You and I are like jeez I'm a like small car. I don't like like he loves the car. He likes feeling the road Yeah, it's like an after-living I get stuff to get in your car Dude he drives that fucking thing every day like a in traffic. Most people keep that car under a tarp. But take it out a weekend's maybe. Yeah, he drives. How many? 10,000 miles on fuck. Now, what does that do the value? I don't care. Yeah, I bought it to drive. You'll

sell it and make it. Oh, they're all right. What else you got you enough about my stupid car? So Pete Davidson is foreshadowing that he's gonna leave SNL soon. He said in a interview that he couldn't see himself doing what Kenan did which is I think Ten years yeah, ten year He's also doing movies now. He just did another movie I think it's on who the or am I only was on suicide squad the new one that one did he he stars in this movie Where it's this young kid and he was like oh that came under the pain Yeah, it's a good movie. Yeah, it's own movie to King of Staten Island

That was good. I like that was in it great. I love that great. He's doing much movies. I like you He says that he surprised he even made it this far into his Wow, the Kenan's like fucking caramel on out there That's a kid he holds the record right? It's a lot of work. No, what's someone like Kenan making off? I said that's not an ass too low, huh? I don't think Hollywood's cup But I most of guys leave because Hollywood's like yeah, you're a movie star now like you like Sandler's Bay Yeah, you'd be super far. You know make it much much more chubby chase like all the big boy Bill Murray Chris rock all the big boys Losers are launching back

I don't think Kenan's getting the big time Hollywood offers Although he was in the new trolls Here's a show right now coming out You know, you're talking about a series? Yeah, on Kenan, yeah Yeah, yeah, sitcom Yeah, mm-hmm As I go and I have to say, like I said, Hollywood's not knocking out his door

There's reason why he's there 18 years But he's getting 25,000 per episode And how many episodes do they do? They do one a week, right? Yeah, but they take time off. Like that's not 52 weeks out of the year. Is that pretty good for an episode? Would you say that's perhaps a 25 gram one?

That's pretty good. I can't make that. Let's get money. Yeah, so he's doing fine. Oh yeah. You don't say struggling financially. Yeah. It's not a work man.

Seven gram. Yeah, I don't pay a lot. Michael, she's 15. Yeah, they're not making as much money as you think. Let's put that way. Is that good money for TV, though? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no the first year of mad tv i was making $7500 a week which was a lot of money but it wasn't compared to sitcoms so then i did a sitcom and i made 35 grand a week and i uh... inside shorts i think it was you made a lot of money on sitcoms when you got a sitcom and it went what about what about what about like new sitcoms like when you did a gold bridge we make it i was i was know that he was daddy is making that he was making pretty good money because i was not money though but I but only because yeah

But then I got school and that was real money. That was real much. Yeah, I remember that so you know You didn't get it. We both started crying, but then they brought it back I didn't start crying you felt bad, but I've been through it so many times that I didn't I didn't even miss a beat Yeah, I really didn't though because I was just so used to it. I tried a little bit. I tried it. You've been in the crowd a lot. No, I didn't cry. You were so bummed from me, but I was so,

but then they called back in Greenland. Yeah, that's right. So there we were. Yeah, I had such a great time. I'll cry though. So don't regret your time. I cried. For all the favorite times.

How much? If you don't mind me asking, how much did you get for your entourage? $7. No money, Yeah, really? Yeah, I mean, I was a real current. I never even paid attention. Maybe 20 200 bucks. I don't remember They paid me I think they paid me a show was five grand. I think 4,500 they paid me a hundred fifty dollars to start in Sicario. Yeah, what was the fucking

Taxes 127 dollars. I mean, you did it over I got $127. I mean, the hoots hit it in. I hate over it. I did it right, man. I got $127. I swear, I'm getting the bugger. I swear. I make residuals.

I was an extra basically. I think the, I'm sorry. That's the type of fraud. You're still one of my, for what? Yeah, it's good. $127? If you're in a hurry, I had to cry. I had to cry, they didn't show up.

But I had to cry in that. I did two episodes. The first episode, I had to cry. I had to be crying hysterically for four hours. And I'm not joking, because he had to be, his whole life is done, he's been fired. Yeah. Christians balls deep in a fucking entourage.

So like, I want to book Turtle on the show. Like, you're good. No, I'm actually working on getting Kevin Dilling and Kevin on, coming up. Yeah, it's great. I'm a great guy. Yeah, I've good dudes, man. I've seen that show or whatever's name is very for our.

I've seen that show so many times I can literally quote almost every single episode. And I love that. We can't have much. What else you got, Jeff? Well, how much did you make for a sex in the city? I don't remember. Nothing, not much at all. Nothing crazy.

When I did that show, it was such a big deal. It was such a big deal. It was such a big deal You know so so many of those shows like you know and we you think that when you do a show like that You're gonna go on to do something else And I heard that Ryan Murphy who created American horror story and big times and he said he I heard that he liked I was great in it and so your agents are like Ryan Murphy called or about who? Hopefully the party ladies and something else, maybe I'll get a part. Now, how much do you get paid to do an old school

and wedding crashes? I didn't do wedding crashes, but the hangover. But I, so I made a $1,000 for hangover, and for hangover two, I think I made a 25 grand or something, but then you get residuals. Then what happens is it's worth 200 grand

over the long haul or even more. My daddy's gone through a divorce, so let's not put it out there. Oh no, that's not. You don't no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Man it why you do it we didn't even do a lawyers we just did like mediation. Yeah, what else you got gin? So I don't know what this car really means or anything, but it is rumored that Beyoncé and Jay-Z have Commission a 28 million dollar car and it's a Rolls Royce like the boat one. Yeah, I've seen this Yeah, it's the look at how fucking beautiful she is. Yeah, she's a done piece. Jesus Christ. He cheated on her. How about that? Mm-hmm. I always tell you everybody you get sick of vanilla ice cream To us she's a damn that's a twenty-eight million dollar car. Yeah, I'm gonna pay for that That's amazing. It's cool. It's like my favorite. It looks like a fan of them. Yeah, it looks like a regular

Combo fan. It's just a special edition one. I never get really getting the rules. Where's the issue? V. I dig oh Pink think out the back that you never use Yeah, I rock that shit to be honest. You know I took luxury cars and not that much down I though car went next is a new Bentley GT yeah But Bentley truck is so nice. How many of those nicotine patches do you do? I go through a can of day you do yeah is that bad for you? No. You can't tell how they're all over the damn place. That's so just strong. Have you talked to the doctor about that? It's all good.

Yeah. I got life insurance. No. I have to get life insurance. For sure. Did you take the nicotine patches? No, but they're like, oh, you take nicotine patches. It's not good for you. It's not bad for you. There's no it's a tobacco list. Huh, it's just straight nicotine. Yeah, daddy's about time to deal with it. Be cool. Zens, no. I'm doing fucking road, dude.

The only. How much percent nicotine are those? These are six milligrams. I use three of them. I can't involve 10-16. You got a buzz. First, we first do it. Oh, yeah, daddy gets buzzed.

When you, like, if I just took one right now I get a buzz there he did no I do not They dead all that she scares me really yeah, I forgot over So I forgot I should go to coffee yeah, Brennan has Yeah Yeah Let's run to that big old body here. Yeah, what else you got you He's like shit run through that big old body here's yeah, what else you got you? Me and chin do cradum all the time. I know that's what you're still doing cradum. Yeah, every day every day Every day. Yeah, dude look at how's that thriving you're doing it to look at them every day

I told I so you're doing cradum. You're doing nicotine. Yep. Sometimes all this stuff. Yep Holy shit, a lot of coffee a lot of coffee blood pressure through the room. It's got to be through the roof through the roof, but you know what Made it this far. Yeah, old dogs. It's good for your brain though. Yes, that they say what cradle no no Nicky teen yeah, Nicky teen. Nicky things good for the brain. That's what they say. Yeah, all the research. Yeah, that's why I started it well I'll Google that after this You can look it up. Yeah, this is in a Christian's brother fact. That's what I was saying. You had an issue with booze?

Yeah. You could put it down, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, I don't do it anymore. No, but you could drink. Oh, got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Were you a happy drunk? No. Oh, you mean the dark side comes out. Dark side. Is that right? Yeah. Really? All that your childhood. Yes, all of it

Mm-hmm all of it comes up. So you might start fighting or you just get kind of bashy Angry and stand office for people don't want to talk to nobody do back Right I used to do back with truck all the fucking time like with ease So I'll call get your energy fantastic should bell sound drunk Should bell sound stand. No, I was sad very very sad Do you need to still be sad now if you sip some fucking I mean thick tiger whiskey? Fuck off How often you drink in a night. No, no, no, no, no, no I do drink when yellow stones on okay, and Papa just started season once. We'll see my buddy chef No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, now. Jeff can drink. Jeff can drink. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff the drink.

Three bottles. That's the guy I met him in. Of course, Jeff gets all the manual. I met him in a, Smart Skate now. Smart Skate now. And Tygu's birthday party. Yeah, the best.

Yeah, he's like, he writes, he wrote, he's girls. Yes, he's wise. Yeah, I mean, he's daughter. Yeah, Jeff Foley has, he's one of those guys. Handsome is shit athletic. Let's see if him. He's successful is shit and all that. And, and a great father, his kids couldn't be doing and and a great father his kids couldn't be doing better by the way

His kids couldn't be doing better great married loves his wife the whole thing, but this also punk rocker. Yeah He does Also bike over 90 miles. Yep at 11.30 a night. He's like this. He's gone Fuck I guess I'm open this one, you know. The doctor was like, he's got abs, shape. Dr. Goes, good stuff, you look great. How many drinks do you have a week? And Jeff goes, you know, probably eight. And the doctor goes, your liver enzymes,

you sure, and Jeff goes, you want the real number? You want to go, you want to go, you want to go, you want the real number? They can tell. You want the real number? I tried lying myself. You spent 100. Yeah. Well, whatever it was.

But he's functional, you know? Yeah, he's functional. He's cool. Very, very nice. No, he's not. I love talking to him. Yeah, that guy's got it. He's not, he's actually not an alcoholic.

Yeah, I'm not an alcoholic. No. But that's one, that's one, that's one vice. No, I'm not an automatic. No. But that's one vice. This is one vice. No, he didn't stop at any time. Yeah, I would say, I was probably like the vice. Yeah, I don't have a vice. We're going to go to Wally's with him. We're going to go, oh, you can't drink.

Fuck. Because what he'll do is he'll go, Wally's? No, this is what I like to do. And you know, I want the best. And we'll get these crazy wines at the time. And I go, but that's expensive. He's, I don't care.

And I don't care and I don't care Did you do drugs to No, I wasn't nothing. I hate it. I hate it. I hate mine's a food man drugs drugs was you never stored anything I'm sort of coke. I'm sort of some like there we I'm sort of add it This one fucker. This is kind of a pusher, bro. I know right. Why did I mean you're not gonna do all that fucking Wist but that was that was a that could be not only the cocaine twice Yeah, but you know what I mean? But alcohol was the fucking much of my friends in mushrooms No, I was the phone

Like yeah, I don't think drug, because I was always terrified of drugs because of like, you're brother? No, my heart. You're bad, take your... You know, a bomb ticker? No, I was a... You're a bad ticker? The high blood pressure, when I had high blood pressure

when I was like 18, because I almost got in a fight at this new school that I went to. And my chest was, this something dude was throwing ice and he didn't realize that he was fucking with... Fucking with the wrong guy. He was fucking with a wrong guy. Yeah, and I remember I was so hyped, and it was just so angry, and my chest was like pumping.

And it wouldn't stop it. And then the security guard said, hey man, you can stop pumping your chest up, and I was like, I can't help it. And then I went to, oh, it's yours. What you were doing, what do you mean you were doing this? It was like, like almost palpitating or whatever, and then I went to the nurse, and he was like, well, let's What you were doing, what do you mean you were doing this? It was like, like, like, almost pop a tating or whatever.

And then I went to the nurse, and he was like, well, let's take you to the nurse. And he was like, how are you feeling? You okay? I was like, I feel fine, but I was like, I just can't stop. You know, the heart won't stop. And then, uh, went to the nurse, and they took my blood pressure,

and I had to leave school, yeah, I had to leave school right away. So are you a medication? No, I got off of that shit, because I don't like, I don't leave school right away. Are you a medication? No, I got off of that shit. Cause I don't like, I don't fuck with medication like that. Cause I was like, man, what, I was like, that was cause I was like, how long do I have to take it? Yeah. And they were like forever.

They were like, they just did say anything. I was like, no, it's kind of, it just felt weird to me. But once you got all the stress out of your life, I'm sure. Yeah. And because it used to be like, when I would go in for my blood to check up, I do it. I go every year, I go to the doctor and get a check up.

And my blood pressure would always be high and first able to check it twice. But within the past two or three years, every time I've gone, chill. Good, all good. First try. All right. Your blood pressure might have been spiked

because that fight, your fours all levels were adrenaline, that's absolutely thrilling. But also your high blood pressure. You had high blood pressure and have been spiked because that fight Yeah, it was all of us were But also you had high blood pressure still do but you stopped But yeah, I resist it's like it's I've been that the happiest it's been I'll take this pre-workout good blood pressure I'll take this pre-workout in my heart. I can it will be down to my chest see that you're taking too many stimulants. Yeah, no doubt you're right the big man You know this is not good. Yeah, no, what are you doing? I know you see what am I doing you see me in the gym But you he was I see you do but see me in the gym. I don't use no pre workout. Look at me

I'm in the gym if you if you sleep I hit 400, I'm not going for 400. But maybe you should. How many times do you think you could have done 400? You do it for four. Is that true? Yeah, I'm gonna do four. You do it for four, right? I'm gonna do four or five this week.

I tell them that you have long arms. Yeah. That's hard because your arms are so fucking long. Hey, what did I do this morning? Two, 75. Now does Mark? Four, five. Does Mark tell you that you're really strong

Everyday tell me it doesn't mean every day not like came I'm saying I feel like you're me and mark a strong Gather weird strong in comparison. I don't know every time I see it. I go what the fuck? I mean because you for a guy I mean if you were if you were juicing and it was your job It might be different for a guy who has been lifting long time, that is strong as fuck. Yeah, I think so. When you first started weight training. Fourth grade.

Have you ever maxed that on deadlift? No. What's the heaviest you've ever done? You haven't had any? 600 something. You know what I was doing at fourth grade? Okay. Backflip. Fighting T-shirts?

Yeah, but Chappelle, you were, the shit you were doing on that fucking, that's crazy athleticism. John with the cheerleading. At 205 or whatever. Oh, he brought his world, it is a world champ shit bring. He brought the,

Oh yeah, I brought it to the gym. That's not true. I know that shit ain't real silver though, yeah. I don't give a fuck. No, it's sick. I got the title. It says, it does say world champion. It does say world champion. I wish I had like the sound effects like you, I don't give a fuck. No, it's sick. I got the title. It says it does say world champion. It does say world champion.

I wish I had like the sound effects like you. I don't have. It was funny though. It's not something I went what's nasty. I don't say world champion. I was giving shit for that. So he gave him Mark the ring and Mark goes, what should we do today?

There's a big ring on it. There's a big ring. What are you thinking today? I'm like, oh, fuck, you brought the world championship ring. And what is it say on it? It says world champion. You don't know what you are now. No. Did you wear out the Orlando? What are you thinking? You brought the world championship right? What is it say on it? It says world championship. Did you wear out the long land down?

Did you work out with the long land down? No, he just came down. He helped my back a lot. When I saw him last time, my back was so fucked. What is he doing? He's a strength coach for the round. He's a guy with the Broncos. He's a real dude.

You know they just signed him up five years extension, too. Wow. You know your shoes. Oh, your foot goes again, and Rodgers, wait, what? He's the strength and conditioning coach. Oh, my, is that breaking news? That's around the water cooler. That's around the water cooler.

I'm warning, tell me that. But I'm just saying, yeah, the Broncos might be getting, either I'm winking or I gotta Jeff Bezos. Err, I'm not a judge. All right, you heard it here for folks. Who am I? What else you got, Chin? I'm winking or I gotta Jeff You heard I'm not what I should get you Brand it you look like what you in that he crash rise God I wish you had cock guys key cross your eyes. There you go. No, that's not it. He did it. He's doing it right now. No, he's not

It is let me see you do it. Let me see. Yeah, that's good God I wish you looked like that fuck you. What's this kid doing? Can you cross rise cat? Yeah, let me see. Oh Does good Oh, you were glass drinking you Oh Yeah, I don't watch oh Sure Thank you Right here like right now my ex my ex had about chin. I was married to her

Literally all dead sir. She goes like she goes. I had no idea chin was that handsome. Thank you. She's attracted to Asian man Oh, yeah, oh she likes the Asian. Oh sweet. I think she's she dated a couple of Asian. Oh okay. She's singing one man. One was a photographer and yeah. So she likes Asians huh? Yes. Chins taken those back off. Yeah. What else you got? Okay. So this guy is a graffiti artist in New York and he made a mistake by essentially tagging over a dead graffiti legend's work. Ooh, ooh, I owned a park. What went viral is that he went on his Instagram story and this is a compilation of it.

He basically shows himself bloody. He says, I hate New York, even though he says he was born and raised there. He then is seen in a cop car saying that he's looking for the people who jumped him. So let me see, we don't have video him getting jumped. No. Fuck yeah. It's just a bloody hell. I hate New York.

I'm not doing graffiti for a while. New York graffiti culture. I'm fine now. Me could wipe your face. I'll find this, but fuck it. I'm gonna be with you. That's what I need with that. I'm not gonna be with you anymore. The cops are like, all right, dude, yeah, I guess we'll find it. I know, we're not gonna be good.

Jumping back. Jumping back. The cops are like jumping the back, man. You see, it looks like he just got his, he got smack in the nose once, and then let it spin here. That ring, that ring got a little, God, little, you know. But a lot of people are giving them shit

because they're saying you're not supposed to tag over, like it's similar to surfing where, like certain people will surf on the big waves and you have to kind of get the respect of the locals to start surfing on that area. It's similar with tagging where you're not supposed to tag in certain areas as a up and commer. You kind of go to random spots and as you work your way up the food chain then

you can kind of tag where you want and he made the mistake of tagging over a previous legends area and so somebody saw jumped him and he went viral because he's trying to rat people out and he's saying that he had to do it. He's making up a story saying. He says as far as it goes in regards to tagging over ZXR. Wait, who's that? If I had known who it was, I wouldn't have done it. The man is a hero to me and my bad. I didn't recognize the piece in the rush. I was in to get my tag up. I'm laughing at y'all. Don't say y'all. Telling me, I don't know graph-graphed culture. When the man's literally had docs of himself talking about tagging over people shit with his face exposed. I looked up to him, I took notes.

I'm fucking from New York, born and raised, the paint from my cans ain't ever gonna wash off these hands. That was cool. Y'all don't like my work good, y'all call me a rat good, y'all make me famous even better. You want to get tied at me because I'm trying some new shit, that's chill, be basic. I love the city, but I stand by what I said. This shit's toxic. Y'all out here talking about raping my moms and killing me. Nah, not my New York.

Well, he doesn't talk like that. His name's Bozo. His name's Bozo. His name's Bozo. Bozo got beat up in freaking hell. Yeah, and then a bunch of people went on to his Instagram, started sending him hate, so he limited his comments. Yeah, let me see.

Let me see. Kill me fine. Yeah. Yeah, he'll be fine. Instagram started sending him hate so he limited his comments My buddy Dave sent this to me Kristen Cavallari and Jay Cutler apparently Jay Cutler the reason why the divorce is taking so long is because he wants half of her company Well she gets half of his Football pay right I'm not sure Well, she gets half of his football pay, right? I'm not sure. No, I think that's how it works. This is like move. This is like move, right?

I mean, she got half of his shit and he wasn't throwing footballs. You want to shoot it in the gym? So there you go. Yeah. So it's watch while they're in there. The culture's in the system, he should get steak in the UJ

because it's just watching when they were married. Yeah. If you were living together under the same roof, that's the thing. Yeah, that's how it's started. Oh, that's they started yeah That's come from me. That's what happens Like if you started jumping when you're married like choosing it half of that. So why wouldn't he get half That's what I told a bit. It's like why wouldn't you do it? Yeah, do it divorce He has a nice money. Of course they do it's terrible And then now sometimes like they'll just drag it out and they'll get together with each other

Happen to me? Ooh, you put a straight in his mouth. Don't do that again. Mm-hmm. Ha! Oh, she got jellies, a piece so hard. All right, one more? Yeah.

Well, so this is a private school and apparently, apparently he's a first grader that, again, taught this stuff in a video. It's about like masturbation and sex. Yeah, that's not good. And I'll just play a clip for you. Let me find a good area here. Patrick?

This is the first grade. Yep. It helps us eat. How can my penis get big sometimes and points up in the air? That's called an erection. Sometimes I touch my penis because it feels good. Sometimes when I'm in my back or when mom puts me to bed I like to touch my vulva too. You have a clitoris there Kayla. So it's kind of they're teaching them at first grade level

I think that might be a little fucking Also, who's the ratchet teacher there? Why she all like hood? The ratchet Oh, that's your parents without your consent. That's another thing that they're upset about. They're telling the kids not to let their parents touch them without a sentence. Wait, what? It's like you have a child. You don't know what the fuck these people don't have children.

These are bad. I would take my kid out of this. They're paying like 50,000 a year for this gold. Yeah, they're bad people. They're dumb as shit and they're bad people. Yeah, they're probably people that don't have children. This mom goes as shit and they're bad. Yeah, you're probably people that don't have mom goes I'm paying 50,000 these assholes. Tell me like you're not to let her grandfather hunker when he sees her another These people don't have kids. She'd get canceled these fucking I put my kids self-fac-fac-fac-school. I'd keep them there and fight

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