The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 697

Episode Date: June 16, 2021

The guys discuss their dong sizes and talk Bryan's biggest regret ever (not becoming a dancer), haircuts, the re-opening of California, heartbreaks, pole vaulters, Charles Barkley banned from making fun of San Antonio women and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

But what about when you were cheerleading? As I was saying, I had more female friends than I had. So you guys didn't really get naked in front of each other. Come on. But a lot of the guys were gay too, so that becomes a little awkward, right? I did tell him about the girls. No, the girls. The girls just are just fucking whatever in front of me.

Really? Yeah, I didn't care. I used to go all the slumber parties, because sometimes I'd be the only dude on the team. And he used to invite me to like the sleepovers and stuff. Yeah, after a while, girls don't care. I wouldn't know I didn't care and I was like I was like fucking I mean Yeah, easy going didn't yeah But I'd be like I would have I would end up dating all of them

You would have yeah, I would have dated I was too nervous. Yeah, I was terrified I would because I was the kind of guy that I like guy that I'd fall for girls and I fall hard. Like I was like a lover boy. Like I want to write you a letter, I want to write you a song. Like it makes tape. I want to make a mixtape for you. Like that was the kind of guy, I was too nervous. Not gonna say anything.

Not gonna say anything. Now we. Literally, they like, you know. I mean, I love them. And I love them. Sometimes it's just, is Jin going or what's he doing? Yeah, we're rolling right now. Sometimes, yeah, like cheer practice, they be undressing. I should be like, oh. You know, sometimes it's just, is Jin going or what's he doing? Yeah, we're rolling around. Oh, sometimes, yeah, like at cheer practice,

they'd be undressing, I should be like, oh, you weren't doing anything? No, it was terrifying, dude. I was, but you're friends with all of them. Yeah, and I was, you know, I think, yeah, just mainly just because I was scared. I've done plays where everybody had to get naked because you're in a hurry and there's no word of change

and you're kind of transitioning very quickly. You've had that, you've had that fat ding Ling since you were young. Yeah, but you don't look at, um, yeah. I know that was aggressive with the ass. I didn't realize I was working with a, I thought I was, you know, regular. But then I saw porn and I was like,

my girlfriend was like, well, you, that's what you are. You're like, I'm matching up. I was like, oh shit. You like it. Yes, so you saw the match. Some guys have our monsters. I know. Callin and I were peeing together in the, I know, you don't need to, so you saw the map some guys have our monsters. I know Cal and I we're peeing together in the I know you don't need both our old birds were out

You know how it looks me and I can go No, I'd show the bro. We're 10 years man Our dick's work literally that far and then that part of heart yeah Yeah, and then it was we're playing swords and then it was real awkward Well, you do it with your pee stream and those real awkward and then I skill yeah New York next week I'll be next week, huh? Looking out long jar from that airport, huh? That's gonna be fun. Yeah, that's gonna be fun

Y'all weird though, ask me I mean, I mean, you can I mean it's actually it's normal to you guys to me Being outsider. I'm looking at like yeah, probably never friend and I are a couple one two romantic outcasts What is that? I feel like we're not meeting you'd be the weird because you grown up in cheerleading Well, you didn't grow up in it you started in high school 15 was 15 years and there's probably not a lot of guys No, not at the time. I was doing like was around the locker room like slam each other's asses grab and towels in each other Each other than that look at the shared a locker room, it was co-ed. No, you didn't do any rough house rustling. Ah, look, I had my dick.

With a girl? There's your dick. Oh, with a dude. Yeah, like, we're pushing against each other. I didn't do any, like, because I did competitive cheer. Like, it wasn't part of the school. So, it was like outside, like a club cheer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, you didn't have like, but facilities. No, not until I went to college Yeah, but when you went to Louisville when you went there you guys had real facilities Yeah, we had like a real and then when you're in the locker mo what would go down? Nothing besides sex. I mean nothing. Well, what was the one you stopped? Why don't you stop having sex with men in? You did dick in like you know, dick. I'm not sure how. But we're the majority of the guys on that team like the way that I say, I'd say

and cheerly and competitive cheerleading. 98% okay. 80. I think he said 98%. What would you say? I would say it's around 80. Yeah, it's like my question was straight guys. So, so I always say that my biggest regret is not joining

a fucking dance becoming a dancer, which I clearly had talent for. I clearly should have been a dancer, a ballet dancer. Of course, yeah, you probably didn't know that, but I didn't get into dance as a kid, is my mother tried to get me into it. And I didn't, and that's my biggest regret.

Instead, I'm trying to be a tough guy. Is that you didn't mean with dance? What? I'm not gonna say it was no girl like like here's a thing So stupid. Oh, what was your plan, but I'd be a fly boy on fucking I want it. I want to be a I wouldn't be a lot you could have been a flag it you want to be a wild and out girl Heavy on the L on No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Here let's go down that's that first word flag a lap That's an algae okay spell from real quick. All right, maybe F L a and this is this is what the guy that way

TTE the people that way the flags didn't you and the I'm saying There was no girl that ever approached you when you were younger that was like hey, Brian you look like nice moves Yes, because that's like you got nice moves. Yeah. Because that's how I got into cheer. No, that's the thing. I was told by my mother's friend that I,

I'm not sure. She said my mother, this kid could be a great dancer, a ballet dancer. This is all over. And my biggest regret. This is your big, you got a lot of regrets, Papa. Yeah. That's the biggest point. Maybe saying my biggest regret is a little bit dramatic. Yeah. That's the biggest one.

Maybe saying, my biggest regrets, a little bit traumatic. Yeah, that's so good. I think I'll win the fight. I'm gonna say it funny. Oh, what are you gonna do with that? What are you gonna do with that? I just, oh, you want to be on the

living color day. I know, right. Oh, expressing my self. Next to JLo and Rose of Perez. Okay, the end of the day. I think it's regret is you're turning to Ernest Safe's Christmas. All I want is. You're slowly turning to Ernest safe Christmas. All I want is to be

slowly turned to Ernest. Bring up Ernest. Yeah. Why? I think shit already has it up. Yeah, I think you're nose. Look at it. Look at it.

Well, no, you bring me the cover Ernest safe safe Christmas. Yeah. There's Brian. It's amazing. It's amazing. You have these references. But you're right.

It's a good one. That's a good one. You're right. I Should be you turn it back in them. That's what happens. You was a big deal in like early 90 was when he died of like lung cancer, right? Too bad. He was fucking funny dude. Oh, he's so funny his accent his face his facial expression holds up I doubt it. Oh, yeah, my nose my nose you look in him Continue grow. Yeah, that's that should be your biggest regret what was the movie we were talking about with Steve Martin John Candy the other day Playing strength. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're doing it with Kevin Hart and is it Jamie Foxx? Where is it the rock big big big fucking choose to fill the biggest hey Hollywood just write your own shit I know don't yeah regurgitating class. I don't know if you're fucking me. This is what happens when when there's all the censorship going around. No, it just remakes shit. It just it just unfortunately

when politics gets into art like this, I think it becomes really hard for arts art by its nature is irreverent. It's supposed to shatter all the norms. It's supposed to be the rebels. Yeah. And you need that one person. Most of the artists who wrote the great movies were usually refugees from Eastern Europe and they were coming from communist countries. In the 70s, that Renaissance, a lot of the great directors were either like Eastern European Jews or they were thinking about music. The music always rebels out of music. Yeah. The music, the great music that came out of the 60s and 70s was a was almost a reaction to the repressive world of the 50s. But like the

racism all of it was like Vietnam. Yeah Vietnam. You had something to fight against and scream about. And I think that you know now now it's like. It's like, now you've got to you've got to you've got to tow this line. You've got to be very careful to you've got to toe this line you gotta be very careful cuz they're gonna dissect everything you say we even Kevin Hart he was I think he's on breakfast clever one of those shows and he was saying how he's like you I mean most comics don't feel safe going on no no no it's not good no it kills you if you can be canceled for for off-color jokes then what's going on sat Satire is the whole deal. We're not going on on stage to say like,

the correct thing. It doesn't matter. You know what I mean? Because that's not what comedy is. Well, we have to keep doing it, because if we stop doing it, everybody's gonna be fine. Oh, you have to keep doing it. You have to say, you have to say, go fuck yourself.

And a lot of art is this. A lot of art. There's that great picture of Johnny Cash doing this shit. You know, as an artist, you should have, you should have to fuck you in you. Dude, but the other way, don't stop of art. Is that great picture of Johnny Cash doing this shit? You know, as an artist, you should have, you should have this. Oh, fuck you in you. Dude, but the other way, don't fart. But I still think there are crowds that fuck with a heavy,

because last night I did jamming a van in like, Santino and Chrissy D, where they were just, they were going hard. Hell yeah. Hey. It's about David Lucas set. Oh yeah, David Lucas. Hard, not one.

Hard and pain. No, Americans make no mistake. One of the cool things about for us is we perform for Americans. People work for a living. Yeah, and you realize that they don't give a fuck up host of. They don't care about this.

They just want to have, I mean, like I think most Americans are concerned with, sure, they love equality. They have some, they have some manga, they have some wokeville, whatever it might be. For the most part Americans, they want to pay their bills. Yeah. And the other shit is like, yeah. That's, yeah the most part Americans, they wanna pay their bills. Yeah. And the other shit is like, as long as they're on their own problems.

Yeah. And that's what I think of as like, the average person is dealing with their own problems. So most of the time, they don't deal with it. The people worrying about gender-neutral bathrooms are people who are in colleges who don't have any other worries. They consider around, think about this stuff.

It's not the rest of us who are trying to make a living. When you're trying to construct the life, it's fucking hard. Yeah. It's 24-7, right? Raising kids, making a relationship work, keeping staying in some shape, trying to like come up with different ways to make money, keeping up with the marketplace. That's a motherfucker.

I don't have time to be like, what is your pronoun? I mean, I don't want you to, your feelings to be heard, so I'll call you what you want, but can we get going? I gotta get food on the table. Yeah. No, I get it. Yeah. All right, get it. Yeah.

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But you guys still took a piss together and I'm still haven't, you know, haven't crossed streams. They don't bother you, huh? You know how I know your gay? You know how when I do that bit, the gay bit, and if it offends again for, oh my god, he's clearly fighting his gayness. Yeah, because it's not even like against no gaze It's just like how cool it would be if I was yeah, yeah, yeah, it's pro gay. This is a one get a fit. It's a touchy Oh, I wasn't there like come on man. Come on, man. It's through his hat I went man. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh Jesus Christ dude

He got him in lap. It's true when geez. Oh, it Christ to. You got him in the lab. It's true. I want Jesus. Don't interrupt with the truth. They always say that guys who would bash gays, like, you know, who would get in groups and beat up gay men and stuff, they were, the psychology, the psychological profile behind that is somebody who hated that in themselves. Oh. I mean, that makes sense.

That makes sense. You know. But I mean, there's this dude I shared with, literally in the morning would have like football players and basketball players coming out of his Of course, he was fucking wrecked shop. Oh, he was living Is there a lot of guys? No, it's a college I tried to do that in Texas the junior college There are a lot of guys that are gay in those sports who just can't there's can't tell anybody We never said anything on the fucking day You're saying your favorite stars are gay, they're just, they're like,

I don't know. A lot of times they just, you know, care to fucking say it. Cause I don't wanna deal with it. I'm always fascinated with the guys who are straight and it's all thing. And once while they're like, I don't know what happened, you know, those guys.

Those are my favorite dudes. That's just a spamming thing. Like what? I got him inside? But if it's a girl like we don't say shit We don't say too about what he was like when I kissed her girl I get really drunk and hooked up with the girl like oh that's cool Yeah, and if the rock was like man the other night I had a bunch of keel and suck this guy

Everything stop everything stop Oh well the rocks gay it's like no I'm not dude. I just Get tipsy and this is how on his go. You know what's. You know what's most gay dudes will say those dudes aren't gay. Well, that dude, like if it's like a straight dude that's just having a night, what a dude. They don't claim them to be gay. They don't. Oh, they don't. No.

Well, but don't. I've heard like every guy that should have that. You have to ask your best friend, but it doesn't. Their biggest thing is they want to turn straight guys gay, right? And that like the big thing in the community. I don't think they would know they don't want to turn them gay They just are attracted to straight guys my buddy, cuz it's like a it's like a challenge Jimmy Jimmy tell me a story about he's in theater He's he's doing a play in there. I like they're in a regional theater thing

Yeah, it's got loved him and he was so gay gay and He had long eyelashes and curly hair and hit this door a little bit Good at all, man. And my buddy's my Jimmy's like me. He's just a dude. He's a dude. He's a dude. He's so hilarious. He's so funny. And longest stories in the world is so funny. Yeah, he's sleeping. He's sleeping. You're all sleeping in this room because I have no money. And he just feels he's walking up to

His legs being rubbed and stuff. And he's like, he's actually, and he's like, he's rubbing his leg in his head. And he just sees Roger. And Roger with his eye, I was just like that. And I just, a little trunnel band. And Roger's got both his hands like this,

pointing up at him like this. They're both on the sides both his hands like this pointing up at him like this. They're both on the sides like this and he's looking at him like this. And Jimmy's got a piece in his neck and give a fuck. And he's like, can I suck your cock? And Jimmy goes like, this Jimmy's so nice, Jimmy goes, ah, sweetie. Oh, sweetie, I would would but she got a little beer Can't take his face

Oh Fuck the fucking head push. Oh, I'm like a jerk Just went in a a field of position. Game the bulldog does not sat up like that. Shooters shoot man. Got shot at shooters shoot man. He fucking shot it all. Now are you enlisting the military at 57? You know what?

You know what? You have a white shirt on America. I'll explain what you have extra from Full Mel Jack. Yeah, that's cool. I'll explain. Is it a riddle cast? I went in to get a little, a little trend. You went to a barber. Yeah, just want a little Barber style is the same guy coach wall Tommy does a great job typically great job. It doesn't look bad all of a sudden today

He goes he takes I go he goes you want you want to just neat on the sides. I don't know what that means neat on the sides In the mago, but that's I'm like okay, I guess I't know. I don't fucking know. I'm like this. Huh? Yeah, whatever. That's weird. I've never seen him do what the fuck? Well, I guess we're going short and then I had him and he wanted to cut just here and he had it fucking What do you think I go? My face is long enough? I don't want to make it long. Do you know that? Do that bitch up. Yeah, so then he took it down.

Well Tiger got his first haircut at a bar, Barra East to go to, but it's like it's all Mexican barber. It looks like you're straight and fucking kill one. The one you sent me to? Yeah, Tiger went there. I wasn't there. No, I was on the road. This is like a few weeks ago.

So his mob took him there and I go make sure you got to be real clear with him. I don't speak English. so speak Spanish to him. Let him know that you want a small ball taper fade. Not high. She's like, oh, I got it, I got it. They sent me a picture. I was like, did a Nazi give a little signal?

Dude, full blown knots on that. I sent you a picture. Using the pool, I made it here like to the side. And then you know, it was just full blown knots. I'm like, well, that's not what you like at all. Yeah, and then you know, he had those, it was just full blown knots. And like, well, that's, that's how we do like it. Yeah. He went back yesterday, different guy. Right.

Like never go to that guy again. Don't get to be kind of, you gotta be super detailed with Barbers. It depends on your head. I show pictures. Oh, you show pictures. Yeah, I'm like this dude. Yeah, this.

Also, all Brian, all Brian's face is when, when you're in those lights, oh, that gets you. You're like, man, I'm getting fucking old. I see pictures of myself five years ago. Oh, the lights, dude, it accelerates. And then on top of that, lose my hair. I'm not on Propecia, because I'm too lazy to get the pills. I got to fucking take a picture of my head. Why don't you just just for him's a promco child or something like that?

Is that shit legit? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Oh, yeah, you don't have to. I Should legit Papa show comes in town tomorrow. Oh really stay with it is We'll stop talking about cooking. Why don't we go on for 450 on the old bench? I don't know. I've talked to Mark. Well, I've talked to Mark on Friday. You're crazy. Mark's gonna fill in for you on Friday when you're in Albany, New York. Yeah, Albany, guys, hey.

Albany, huh? Seriously. Everybody in Albany, it's listening, go to Albany. Oh, I talked to the people at the ice house this morning. Oh, you can. I was like, hey, L.A. is back open, you know, because I've done no shows on purpose, no shows, no jamming the damn, nothing.

No, oh, well, the bus family owns the ice house now. So they put all this money in the ice house to redo everything, like they're making it really dope. But because of COVID, they couldn't get permits. So that now they just got their permits, so it's like open up to later in the year, but they're running shows out of ha-ha's. Ah, Cafe, yeah.

I like that. I'm going to do it. We can check and they're great. Yeah, I'm. That's a mom and pop for real like that's a real mom and pop. Jack Jr. Jack and that's where Joe Koy and Kevin Hart go. It's great. Yeah.

And it's a great club and they're great people. That's a family. Everybody should support that club. Yeah. I'm a little awesome fan July 16 through 17. I'm do it. It's a great. It's a great place for people to start off.

If you do it, I'll come by. Maybe I'll maybe I'll feature for you. We'll see Girl hair out. Girl my hair out of the hair out really we got to have that you can't have it You can't have a short like that now come and stay Brian You see a full metal jacket. Yeah, all right. He's a guy again Yeah, I was about Jack just hit me up about doing I was like I'm on on the road. They're never having fill it off here. I feel it off of you. He Liam. I'm doing a Sunday show helium. I didn't even know I signed up for that 25th 26 27th. I was like you know we don't do Sunday. I never do Sunday. Never.

But I don't mind doing I don't work on the Lord's Day. Yeah. I like traveling back on Sundays. Me too. It's just, my name is less crowded. Nothing more to present in the Sunday show. And the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole,

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the Sundays the best. Yeah. One, I mean, Monday, yeah, Sunday. Monday, you don't wanna do that. I don't work Sundays. No. Felly Philly is all right. I like Philly.

It's one of the fun places. Man, if it's a city, you've seen what's going on in San Francisco. You've seen what's happening in San Francisco. Where dudes now are just literally walking in, big guys, they send a big guy in there. They walk in with a huge garbage bag and they just take $999 worth of stuff

from a Walgreens and they just, the guy comes in with a bike and they're like, you can't do this, it's like these pharmacists and they, and he doesn't even look at them, he's got a mask on and just fucking bumps out of the way and just rides out. So this is happening every day. So Walgreens, they're all closing down.

It's all, it's all. Yeah, one of the, yeah. Oh, because, oh, because the cops don't come because the cops can't enforce it because it's not, it's actually not against the law. You, you, you, you, what store you get a misdemeanor, you get a misdemeanor, but a misdemeanor still gets a lot of stuff. And then you get, you don't get put in jail, you get processed. They we do so stock, they keep doing it. How many times can the cop come? By the time they come, it's done. Try calling a cop and having them come.

There's only so many they can do and it's organized. They have one dude after another doing it. So the most logical thing is to shut down Walgreens? It's being done by organized crime. It's being cartels are literally having people with their stands, their mom and pop stands. They're setting people up for that in front of restaurants, because it's a sanctuary city, so they don't. It's being cartels are literally having people with their stands, their mom and pop stands. They're setting people up for that in front of restaurants because it's a sanctuary city so they don't, you don't need a permit to sell shit.

Unless you have a fucking, you're paying rent. That's how it works. So, hey, hey, San Francisco is a... At least our master of. What's that? Mask off. Mask off. Mask off.

I want to star bugs. We all went in there together. We're the only ones without masks. Oh people are still wearing masks. It's amazing to me Oh, yeah, yeah, very strange right? Yeah, not walking on a mask. No, fuck off. I get the fuck out of him back They do suck. They said we don't have to wear it. Why are you? We're I think people are always gonna learn from nothing Society's change. It's weird. I feel like we're literally the only state. I'm telling you, every time we fucking travel, like, since we walk out of the airport,

they have a no-mask mandate. Yeah, he's in the mall. He didn't go with the mall. No. There's a lot of people with masks in the mall. Really? Oh. Listen, I don't give a fuck.

Well, let me tell you, Appleton, Wisconsin. They didn't have a man. No, not at all. Not even, not even a, because you know, like, certain places that the employees will still have it on. Yeah. Appleton, their employees didn't.

But if you're a Starbucks, they make the employees wear it. But if those employees are vaccinated, why are they wearing them? I don't know. I like how if you're not vaccinated, you still have to wear a mask. Oh yeah, prove it.

Yeah. What do you do? Well, Gavin Newsom says you're gonna have to have some kind of a vaccination verification. Verification. We don't listen to him anymore. No one listens like anyone. Yeah, you're out bubble You think so yeah, is you gonna get kick? Is he gonna know I don't think so since he opened things up not be a guy for you? Who gonna vote for Caitlin Jenner? Yeah, exactly

You know what I'm saying? That guy with those terrible commercials with the bear have you seen that? No, they come the bear. They come the beast. You haven't seen this, the guy running against them, the commercials on TV. I can't bring that out. It's him with a bear and he's like, you need to fight Newsom, the handsome Newsom. You're gonna need a beast. And it's him next to this poor bear that they rented for the commercial. Oh no.

It's been so expensive. Is it like a bear like you can get? It's a grizzly bear. That's him right there. No. Yeah. And even when he goes to all these things, brings the bear oh oh oh wait right what and this whole thing is beauty versus the beast you what and I've never heard of the

guy so I don't think he's gonna help now I'll give it nuisance a handsome he's a double evil good hairedly there six but four two everything oh you you six four you would you've been president you didn't fuck all of up. Eight himself from a markable six six. Look at him. California's falling off a cliff. High taxes, unaffordable costs, even Elon Musk left.

Oh. So poor. Dismanagement of California. I'm sorry, sorry, from the nineties? Are you from the nineties? Look at this. Yeah, you all like it. Oh, yeah, fuck yeah.

The beauty. Me, the nicest, smartest beast in California., me, the nicest, smartest, least in California, John Cox. The nicest, smartest beast in America. It looks like it's goof commercial. It's not real, I thought it was fake. It looks like he's the kind of guy who says, this is the way we're gonna do it. People are like, he's like, don't wanna hear it.

That's what it sounds like. Have you ever heard of that guy? No, but also, that's a bad character. When Jenner gets all the press. Oh like as far as I should fuck yourself cuz she went She said she's against transgenders and sports and then got so much backlash and she's like right now transgender cool in sports So then yeah, people just like that. Oh yeah, oh Come on Oh Look at Biden with Putin right now talking all that shit. They get face-to-face different game in You know beat the shit

When they're when they're competing for the same job like how's going bad on Biden bad You know and then uh you accuse them of being racist and and and sexual assault and yeah and then now she's like what's all I believe that woman but now we're cool we're friends okay I was like this too you're ambition cut off your armrests right but now now she went to Venezuela and they refer to her as the president yeah really yeah that's cool I said Venezuela she went to Venezuela and they refer to her as the president. Yeah. Really? Yeah. So that's cool.

I was saying Venezuela, she went to? Yeah. I don't know. She didn't go to the border. She went to Venezuela. I think she went to Guatemala. Yeah. I think it was Guatemala.

Have you been to Guatemala? She went to the border. Yeah. And where has she been to Europe, I believe, right? No, well, here, so when they go, they go, you're in Guatemala. Why don't you go to the border where there's real issues we can do? And she goes, I mean, I haven't been to Europe. Yeah.

And the guy was a guy, you right. We don't share a border with Europe, you fuck. Keep on her, man. Well, then she was one of the people that, you know, said, decolonize the border. So, I guess just let everybody in. Take the front door off your house. Talk to Tim Kennedy about the border. I just had my foot down.

Talk to Tim Kennedy on the border. Crazy, right? It'll keep you up at night. Really?ed to Tim Kennedy about the board. I just had him talk to Tim Kennedy on the board. Crazy, right? It'd keep you up at night. Really? Talk to Tim Kennedy about the board. It's just, I can't, he didn't want me to talk about it. It is terrifying. Yeah, well, I talked to two board of control agents

who were like, you have no idea about it. And Tim Kennedy's down there, you know. People dying in the desert, stuff like really, really. Oh, he's dying. Yeah. And the story's told, I told Tim, like, dude, please don't share those stories with me. It's like, as a father, don't share those stories with me.

I know. It's heartbreaking. It's heartbreaking. And then before, way before, you know, our guys would go down there and we'd fight, you know, cartel members, they're in white, be it with fat, max, and whatever, not very good at firearms and our supposed force would just light them up. Tim goes, well, now the Chinese sent their people down, like, we spent so many resources, they don't want to fuck America.

So their special force is trains to cartel. So they're just as good as us. They have all the same equipment. They're all trained just like us. They've been training for years. He's like, so not special force for special force. He was the nightmare. Oh, geez.

When before just our A team versus their D team and they would light them the fuck up, now it's different, different game. Shhh. It's terrifying. You talk to someone who's actually dealing with it. He's like out dude He's like the news doesn't cover 5% of what's going on. Wow damn it'll break your heart. Fuckin' amen. I'll stress you out. Yeah, stress out Yep Yep, we gonna part break it. We gotta start training huh? Start training well. Yeah, I've had my heart broken. Had a broken.

Had a taken out. I had it stomped on. And then they poured salt on us. Oh yeah, this is your college, college, girl. Sure, college and high school. Oh, high school. Oh, high school. Yeah, college high school.

And by the way, when I was in my 30s, there was a young lady I loved very much who was gotten to drugs, tried and savored and didn't work. Yeah, I've had my share. You really do. I've had my share of heartbreak. Oh, it was meth. Christian, anything new on the dating front? Now things are opening back up.

Oh yeah, you have what's up, Trot King? I had a friend come from Rhode Island, I moved out here, I've been hanging out with her a little bit. I've been hanging out with different people, from Tinder, nothing like serious. You make out what any you have? What? He's a cute kid man. Yeah, you get it like you have a make-out. So, I mean, I usually try and like do more than that. But yeah, you haven't had a problem getting girls. You never had a problem getting women right? No, not really. Is it easier now that California is back open? Or open open? I mean,

I haven't really been on it, since we've been open open. There was one girl. It was a bit of an open up. Yeah. I'm talking about it. So unless last night you went wild. I wish, but not.

I feel like it will be a lot easier. Now that California's open because, I mean, not that many people are gonna care. There was like during the pandemic, Tinder was like, oh, you can do these virtual dates instead of me in person, I was like, I'm not really... But, how about you leave it up to me?

Tinder. Yeah, it's dumb. Are you looking for love or just to date? Honestly, right now, I'm not like looking for anything serious. Love finds you when it finds you, dude. Yeah, you're not looking for it till it's too long. You don't go looking for it. You're not looking for no, dude, I'm not like looking for anything serious. Love find you when it finds you dude. Yeah, you did meet a guy at a party who was talking about how Tinder has changed the game because he was kind of bring it up to me, he asked me the same question and I was like, no, I'm not really looking for anything, not really about the Tinder life.

He was like, no, no, no, because of COVID, like before it was kind of the hook up platform and he was like, well now people are finding their soulmates on Tinder. Oh. And was like, yeah, I'm trying to sell me on it. I'm like, are you like partnered with Tinder or something? He's an influencer or whatever That makes sense though because if you can't like go see and hook up with people They're just fucking face time. He was name dropping left and right. He's like oh so and so later They just got married and I was like okay, I don't know what I'm about

But yeah, he was trying to name drop left and right. Yeah, it was primarily like hook up right? He and just the one where you find the love. I don't know, I thought all like online dating platforms were about hookups. Like that's at least the call. No, 60% of people meet online now. Yeah, at least the college experience. All my friends were on Tinder,

are not looking for love, they're like, I'm just looking for hookup. That's lit, damn. So I blepped and write just trying to smash, you know. It's just how it is. Are you still saying smash? I wouldn't want to meet a, like a significant, like a girlfriend, or like, I wouldn't want to smash, you know, it's just how it is. Are you still saying smash? I wouldn't want to meet a, like a, significant, like a girlfriend, or like,

I wouldn't want to meet, get a girlfriend from Tinder. I'd want to meet them in person if anything. Tinder, like all those apps I would rather just use for the hook up, you know what I mean? So, I mean, like, I don't know, you might hook up with a girl and then she's dope, but then keep it in there. You find love.

A lot, 60%. That's it, it's still in 21. I mean, I, I, I, I, so, so if you meet her, you're growing. Instagram would you look, it's the same shit. That's a, that so if you mean you're growing Instagram would you look it's the same shit? That's a same way you are Yeah, a DM house DM different than a Tinder Yeah, what when I get bored of Tinder what I do is I go to my look like I go to where people tag like the location

I live in I just go to the recent post and I'll just go to their Instagram if they're pretty enough like Scaling it's literally like Instagram Tinder. Yeah, I don't know that. It's like a lot like Ted Bundy. No, he's doing this thing. He's navigating. He's figuring it out. Yeah, right?

Yeah, it'll open up. More opportunities. Yeah, but you have gone on dates? Oh, yeah. Yeah, look at you, Shor King. When I was back home, I, you were right about that. You could meet a girl, when you said you could meet a girl on Tinder and hang out with her. I did meet a girl that hung out with a handful of times

from Tinder. And then it just fell apart. Well, I came out here. Oh, this is back home. Yeah. So I was like, uh, see you. You're going to find love this year. This year?

Damn right. For me, Tinder has been like, or Tinder and social media platforms are just bunch of weirdos. Like super creepy ass stuff. I feel like for girls, if I had a daughter, I would been like, or Tinder and social media platforms are just bunch of weirdos. Like, super creepy ass things. I feel like for girls, if I had a daughter, I would not want her on Tinder. All in my DMs, it's like you look, they have like, it's like sketched too, like one follower, they're following one person. But in just people who are actually looking for relationships. No, Farmer's only is worth your gonna look at all that.

Farmer's only. Also, Farmer's only, code word for whites only, let's be real. That was alright. Yeah. There's J. That's the Farmer's only. Far for whites only let's be real. I was alright. Yeah, there's Farmers only farmers only a big one. There's black farmers Yeah, well Rod Biden had a that relief bill for farmers, you know, I'm saying If they had that called NBA players only

called NBA players only. It's all right. I was going to say, yeah, it's all right. I'm going to say, like, NBA players only, it's like, like, if I'm a white dude, I'm not jumping on this. Yeah, right, right. I'm looking for white guys. I'm going to NBA at the right pass for a riot too. You can have what?

You don't have to be a celebrity to be. You have to get clear, right? Yeah. I'm still on the wait list. I have buddies on right. You got to submit like your tax. It's a lot of famous people. Yeah, I'm not going to have a lot you have to get cleared right? Yeah, I'm still on the wait list. I have buddies on right Yeah, you got to submit like your tax I'm say fat that's a fat famous but the bad I've been on the wait list for like a year Yeah, I'm fucking on words this day as I fucked up flag it

Let's just hear we stay away from flag No, you keep saying it and it's not even a real thing so let's just stay away from it No, it wasn't for you. You can't look it up. No, I know. It's a fungus. Oh, it's a fungus. I think the word you're looking for is color guard.

That's what popped up instead of urban dictionary. Like the girls who have the flags during the cheer stuff, right? Well, I'm sorry if I used the word flag it too many times. Also, I've had a daughter and her goals be a cheerleader and I threw out there just waving the fucking flow Well, that's how I feel about the crew the the the coxon who who's called the coxon What is the guy the guy who yells come on?

I Be like oh my son yeah my son with a Coxon something they like damn on the road to him like fuck yeah, dude you doing like that I'm the limby's like now I'm the guy and I'm the coxon You got this. Come on. That's good. Show me a coxon. He just sits on the back and he has the microphone.

Oh, we're rowing. You see there's the cheerleaders and then people who didn't get on the true team but wanted to be on the field were the spirit team and they were like they had different versions of a cheerleading outfit that was as good and they there's a little more a little more hip right? No, ours was not. Oh a Cox toy. Our is like, bless you. If you didn't get on the

next box, go there. Cox swing. So the purpose is they just held the entire thing. They motivate you. Yeah, like, bro, bro, has 100 meters, 50 meters. Has there ever been in a box?

Take your pants off. Cox in whatever they're called. What'd you say? Has there ever been an Olympic Coxon or not? Oh yeah, they have. Oh yeah, they have. I guess they keep everybody in line, but you can go fuck yourself.

Yeah, I don't need that kind of motivation. I'm not doing that shit in a million times here. The kind of like the motivational coaches. I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember, I remember,

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This is so embarrassing. Yeah, you're ready. It's so embarrassing. They have a rowing team at Harvard, don't they? Look at us, they're so big. They're so big. Yeah, Cal. We have a rowing team, Syracuse.

Syracuse has a rowing team. Yeah, I think they're pretty good. I think they made it to, instead of late a rowing team sir. Q's has a rowing guy. I think they're pretty good I think they made it to instead of a tournament those roger big Scandinavian looking Yeah, they're doing my so what is the object? They're just going my size and just fucking you Meaty. Yeah, whoosh studs and then you get done like a fuck. We shouldn't I think you I don't know the what Rowling like does like are they like racing? Yes, it's a hellish sport. I mean as far as exhausting, but you know how your big ass got in the rower machine the other day Now imagine I want real no well, yeah, they're like six foot six. They're like they're my size But even bigger and just thin shredded and just fucking

Terrible you gotta be a big dude. Yeah, yeah, well you cuz you need the the lane Archie Oh, you got to be a big dude to do. Yeah, well you cuz you need the the like The legs you You And it's legs you your legs you're coming in and kick your legs jack look in your back And then they get done they make no more so guys No money we were the best we were the best rowers. I, go limpakes, but even sponsors and shit. That's what I mean though. I don't care.

You know, you among, what is it? Six or 12 got, you know, whatever it is. One, two, maybe five. Is there any black dudes on this team? Seven, eight guys. I'm really white sport. It is. Yeah.

You got a whole black guys running like, what this all about? You got a bunch of stars. We're gonna let us have this. You stay out of rolling, stay out of hockey. Got it. And La Crosse. all about you let us have the stand of wrong stay of heart and the cross you got to you got to listen to Jim

Jim Brampling across he's a beast oh you did? Syracuse oh what's this all about? what's this all about? no no no no

stupid stupid it's so fucking stupid you gotta be so in in sync with each other like what? I guess it's like teamwork I it it's pretty cool though. It's not my

You think it's cool hell yeah, I also you go watch the rowing Like Harvard in the finals or something like that if my son was in do I get super? No, just a regular one Not not at Harvard in the finals. I'm talking about just regular like they're going down like Venice can help There's something I would look Michael. That's cool keep on keeping on any any I'm not gonna get a flat just like oh, that's cool Yeah, in sport I feel that is that specific and just one movement for me is is I don't know I just can't see work in that hard. It's not interesting to me. It's not a hard work though Of course, but at that at that thing. But what else is like that? Shot put, diskiss. There's certain things that seem to be one very specific movement. And it's fine,

it's all good, but I don't know. Like when you're playing a ball sport, it requires so much more. When you put it active in high school, did you participate in a lot? Wrestling. Oh, just wrestling? Dancing. No wrestling. You didn't get the track. I was actually a track. I could throw a java on far from my size. You didn't do just football in high school. You did.

Or were you in the student council? No. I thought he said that. No, I never did any of that. You did that? No, any of that student council stuff? Not any of that. That's all I have.

Who I am. No, no, I don't do any of that stuff. That's a lie you were didn't get great grades either no I was into wrestling girls and my friends and then yes You know got this young Pee what other dudes. Yeah, no, but I mean as far as I think was football on the cross And then if I didn't get a scholarship play footballs and go to the military That was the good guy Getting the care you need to say healthy shouldn't be hard these days, man, or expensive.

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on the cross, and then if I didn't get a scholarship, play footballs and go to the military. That was the kind of thing. Never thought about the military. Waking up too early. I did, welcome for your freedom, but not me, but you know what I'm saying. You did, you were gonna go and not, yeah.

What were you gonna try to do? I'm not sure. My dad was in the Navy and then grandpa and uncle were Marines and my other grandpa's in the army. Come from military family. Are you too big for like... No, nine more clothes. Are you gonna fly? Maybe seals are my...

No, I don't. I have someone in the 460 and 40. Be cool. Would you say about him? Wait, what do you say about him? Say a flat feet. I thought you had a flat feet. No, that's... that was malle. Yeah, we had a slasher before.

That's not how it's supposed to be. No, you could have... No, maybe seals are my that's Malik. Yeah, we had a never seen before Now you could have known a seals are my size a lot of some of them. Yeah, yeah You're tall, but I talked to Tim about it. I believe he was like you'd be just a normal dude to there You know like like a giant there at all Jesus. Oh shit. Well Tim's fucking thick shit short, but wide It monster monster fucking monster Yeah green brazer all they're all it's well I mean my friend my friend who was a ranger said that when he would jump out of a plane He was I remember looking at him. He's about 225 just big, you know and a weapons expert And I was just looking at his hands black belt and jiu-jitsu and I was like he was a ranger and I said what are you waiting?

Those 225 I said when I was in Afghanistan I put on a Marines full-out fit like it's so heavy 80 90 pounds that was like I why I literally don't have the strength to carry the shit around all day my back would break and he said yeah when I would jump out of a plane I weighed 400 pounds oh yeah I mean he had he had 170 pounds of of gear on radio and all that and it's like you forget how much was it any way without all that to 25 So he's carrying almost his body weight Like so so it really helps when you're really strong it helps when you you know

Especially on the fifth or sixth or so. Why don't you rub me out? I was like this is what we do and then a lot of sports special forces guys are on Supplements and answers you'd have to be why wouldn't you yeah, I mean why wouldn't you want to be at peak performance? Because otherwise you're fighting down and yeah, but also like let's say you got a Fucking special force guy who's like, you know mid 30s late, you know late 30s Yeah, he's gonna lose a little ho but he has all the knowledge and can fucking you know Just do just do no seal team guys who are like 180 like I know there are sure thing but it I would imagine it would help when you're

carrying one of these a good size if depending on how you're really strong your athleticism it's all about you know also how how it's also I think a lot of it is the training is designed so that a lot of guys Don't make it not just because of the cold sometimes guys just can't deal with the majority don't make it But a lot of guys get like weird things like a stress fracture in their shin or they break their foot And the reason for that is that they want to see the guys that don't have those liabilities Yeah, your liabilities are like that's a fun. That's a thing Well, that's different than the you know

Major league sports. Yeah, they're looking everything. Yeah, I see don't have all those injuries Yeah, I'm prone injuries whatever it is whatever it is about your body. You're not able to do that for you know Eight weeks without getting injured, you know some people are just more sturdy physically. Yeah balanced differently You know need less sleep. They're saying don't get cold disease They're saying now it's a problem the Navy seals have gotten so much fame and attention that they're having a problem getting Navy seals Because they don't like all that attention right now Navy seal, you know, so they're so big. Yeah David Gargons was a Navy seal right yeah He's savage

He's insane. I don't think so. The pictures he'd be posting in shit. He never did any tours. I don't believe so. But he was like the outlier even amongst them. Like they would have him run them through drills. And he was a bastard even with them. Oh yeah. Damn.

Yeah, like you'd break even those guys. He was a, by monster. You seem fucking running like a million hours in shit. Yeah, he does like a thousand pull-ups. I've had seal guys like Tim Kennedy talked about this too like a large thing about being a great operator Isn't just strangthin being able to shoot straight. It's also knowing who to shoot who not to shoot in split second time I know do Gaggen's all fire 12-inch seals. Yeah, in two on Operation Red Wings in Afghanistan, 12 Navy SEALs were killed. My apologies.

Have you seen, have you seen the loans from Hiver? I don't know the more barber. I don't know that he was actually operating on a train them, but it says he knew all of them. I don't believe he was actually in, I don't know, I don't know. Oh wait, Elhanna says to Iraq, the SEAL team 5 served as a training instructor for the other SEALs, in 2005 during the operation. 12 Navy SEAL seals were killed. More were injured and brutal fighting. Goggins personally knew every seal involved in the mission.

So it was deployed, but it didn't necessarily mean he was in combat. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not saying anything. I just say, I heard somebody, I heard another seal talking about it. I don't know. I don't care. I don't care a little bit though.

I love listening to him talk. I don't know. I don't care. I don't know. Sounds like somebody hating on me. Yeah, we never saw that. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope like somebody hating on me. Yeah, we never saw that. Nope. I didn't say that That's why he's throwing as you got famous now I didn't see I have no idea if you talk about it. I just heard somebody else talk about it. Let me regurgitate it I have no some of these and what were you gonna say Christian?

Long Ranger. Oh, lone survivor. Yeah, the Mark Wahlberg movie that space on operation red wing. Yeah Yeah, the Mark Wahlberg movie that space on Operation Red Wing. Ah, yeah. Yeah, I'm stuffed. Good old Mark Wahlberg. So I wonder if Goggins might be like someone played Goggins and not maybe, I don't know. I think it's Grillo's in that movie, isn't he? No, I think so. Grillo, he's in Zero Dark 30.

That's right. That's right. I thought there was another one he was in too. I could be wrong. Yeah, a bunch of shit. I think every steal that I know has been, none of them really like to talk about any of it, because I think it's an old one.

I think it's I think where you go. It's a code. Oh, I saw a combat. That's great. And a lot of them saw, a lot of their friends saw a combat didn't make it back. And that nothing to do with whether or not they were. It's just, I don't know, anyone who's seen

that type of warfare, who just talks about it. It's just talks about it. And it's also code. Like they don't like that, you know, the native steal who supposedly killed Osama wrote the book dude That's like Rule number one of Navy seals that you wouldn't talk about it. You did a whole book on it

He doesn't well he doesn't get the money now. I'm pretty sure the the Navy got the money for that book I don't know man. I think a large part. You can all out of capitalized off like those men. Transitioning out of the seals is always probably a challenge. Like anytime, you're already this intense world. It's no different than professional sports though. It's like you've dedicated your life to this one thing.

You had one mission become the best you can be. And then those guys get done just like anything. You gotta somehow parlay it and it's something else. And Goggins and Goggins. Got a great job of that. So it's a job of Dawgins. Dude, Tim Dillon probably did the best. Tim Kennedy.

Tim Kennedy, sorry. I was like, Tim Dillon, yeah, fuck you. Tim Dillon was also crushing it, but not an ABC. Tim Kennedy, Tim Kennedy to me is so astonishing because by all accounts, my top five favorite people. By all accounts, he's this high level operator God knows what he did, but also he's fucking

Without a doubt one of the best 185 pound mixed martial arts to ever step in the octagon I one point that motherfucker fought all comers Yeah, I don't know about any of that. He's also a monster big deal though those guys are monsters those guys are monsters No, but wait a minute. He here two jobs. Yeah, I yeah Kind of but he did that but he's a monster of a dad like he's such a Everything he's just naming like another starting his own school in Austin He's on school his own foundation. He's like making real money now Also be performing that high on such a high level and UFC's

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Yeah, I find training partners, right? Mm-hmm Yeah, he'd had the biggest guys come in this fucking dude to the back there guys six nine We'd have to pay him and shit it sucked Oh really? Come in this fucking dude's like that guy six nine. We'd have to pay him and shit it sucked Because you said there wasn't a lot of heavyweight So I always go with a lot of two or five words which I prefer because they're more talented usually It's got it. Oh, okay. Let me see smaller guys. So it wasn't like smaller guys were counted Okay, they're trying to knock your head off like that was was crazy about some of that stuff like his his coach

His coach offered this six nine you guys I'll'd be a thousand dollars if you can knock him out What so now Brendan's like I need the money and you guys didn't even warm up. I was like What's going on here? You you remember exactly what happened? You did this weird loud Look you did a stretch where you went like that You did a lunge and you did this and you did this and then you did this and then I was like what's going and then right there go and then and then he went the guy went FOOM and tried to hook you so hard and you just went you ducked it just like this and then went Sing it kind of like gave you a haircut and then you double leg him and you guys cry It was so fucking nuts. It was on on like on on on

Trying to knock each other the fuck out. I remember when he came in the room I looked at him and I went like this my face changed. I went this a big guy I've ever seen in my life And he's got cauliflower ear he's six nine. Yeah six eight six six eight but I'd be like professional and may Professional kickboxer high level and and Brandon's getting his things wrote and he be like professional and may for professional kickboxer, high level and and and Brandon's getting his things wrote and he looked at me and he goes, do you want to be a fighter huh? And I went different game. It just sounds so stressful. It's an awful way to make a lot of sounds. Every time you go to act this your heart

a guy out. And that was your heart being every Tuesday. For real to. But like so like when you guys are like sparring and all that stuff like you're going Well, I guess if you're like sometimes you're in a fight especially when you close the fight So you have to go that hard Yeah, typically. Yeah, you don't know that hard You're gonna be in for a big surprise in a real fight. Yeah, cuz you're in a way once they locked the caves the guys trying to kill you And he's and he's 260 pounds. Oh fucking intense. intense. Yes. The one the one the most intense job.

The one crazy thing is I had my hand on the cage watching and they locked up and crashed into my hand. 500 pounds. I was like, ow. It was a silent scream. Like you got a licked shooter or something. And my fingers I was like, fuck in the name. They bounced off that cage and it went over and landed both on their fucking heads And your neck was fucked up forever after that. Oh shit. He almost broke his neck like he'd land on his neck

I was like might be dead and then that fucked me up in the trash brown fight cuz like exact same thing happened remember How could you take him down and then I can't he's he's sprawled in his hip that gave you the concussion Oh, yeah, yeah, fuck my neck. It's a great way to make a living No so much fun man. That's a tough game. No So much fun You don't know about that guy and if he doesn't if he loses then he goes down the rankings and he doesn't eat It's a great time That's three sitting here is a great guy

The basic I remember the thing you you gotta remember is heavy weights. Heavy weights, nobody ever talks about, is like if you're a hundred and seventy, hundred and forty, hundred and fifty-five pounds, you can afford to make mistakes. You can take shots, you can slip, it's a different way of fighting, right? If you're fighting Matt Mitrione, or you're fighting guys like that who are professional football players that can crack, who are 270 pounds and fast as fuck,

if you get hit with a jab by accident, you can get knocked out. So you can't make mistakes when they're throwing bones like that with giant guys. Nitro knocked out Derek Lewis by sprawling. Yeah, that's right. So you're sprawling. Is that where he shot in and he was sprawling? Yes, he's sprawling. So everything you're doing, everything you're doing, the consideration is much bigger. It's all like head heavyweight, your head's the same size. Our heads are roughly the same size. You might have his head a little bit smaller.

You had a small head. Or heavyweight, I said head for a heavyweight. Kind of a problem. Yeah. That's a problem. Yeah, you want to be two door teeth got that fucking. But it doesn't matter, even that. You're still getting knocked the fuck out.

If you're fighting the dude his size, it's 27. But I was small'm not too. So many. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, two sixty. I mean I'm 255 All right to 55 so when I was fighting us to like two thirty five Yes, you were probably a little bigger than that bubble not probably you can check my wings. That's 35 38 heavy cyber was was 42 Okay, but I was fighting guys at six 25 20 pound weight difference. No one wants to talk about it. That's exactly right. When you bring up who was the guy? Why do we let me just show our Johnson? Bring up the VAR Johnson tested hot too. And that you still follow them. Well, we weighed in and Dana, you know, Dana was talking. I go, you know, he's on steroids

correct. And Dana was what? I go, he's got to look at that mother. I told Dana, I said, you know, he's gonna finish fifth in the Olympia after this. Oh, sure. I was doing stomach. He got stabbed. Oh, part of my dad has that same scar. But now look at his size. Yeah, he does. He knocked out everybody. Uh-huh. I mean, he would just bet how tall was he? About six, four. Yeah. Yeah. Is he black? Yeah. Yeah. How much do you weigh? He's in prison now. To everybody to there we are together prison? Who's the imprison for

He's in prison now for domestic He's all bigger than you are looking how young you are holy and no look at you. I thought that was Aaron bananas for a second I did to 40 to 40 and You just took him down the hell down there. I took him down like 14 times. I beat the show. Wasn't he so bad? Was either a decision? He said, come on dog, let's get up and fight.

Yeah, you did not like fighting. He's like, let's get up and bang, bro. I'm like, why don't you learn Jiu-Jitsu? Oh, he said that, do you while you guys were in the fight? Yeah, I kept taking him down. And then I was so worried because Monklo Pax, the first fight he went to, he, uh, he was a big UFC on Fox 5 fight.

That was on Fox. But, um, I was worried about him because, um, he was part of like the Mongols gang, like the Biker gang in Michael Pax. That was the first fight he went to. And after the fight, we all went back to the fire hotel. So we're all at the bar, you know, I'm drinking whiskey or whatever. And LaVar comes with all his biker gangs, and I tell my brother, I hit him, I go, hey, hey, they're here.

And all my teams, like, oh, fuck, dude, we don't want no problems. And they were all mong, I didn't know these were all mongers, yeah. And then Lavar came up, and they were all great. All the biker guys were cool. Like, man, he helped our boy with his grappling, man. They were great. Yeah, they're great. Like, yeah, no doubt.

They're all great. those dudes are terrified. Yeah Don't fuck with them. They have sees yeah Beaver's cool if you don't fuck with them. Yeah, I don't get why you move in has problems with them They're beaver's the most part. Yeah, how do you have problems with those guys? Well, you don't you don't go get don't go walking around like you know, I'm looking at my girl Just be cool cool. Cool How do you have good eyesight? They just don't fuck up in a sip you don't get into that you don't get into Mongols by going I do it sign this right here

What do you got first? What shirt is that shit? I know looks dope. Thank you. Is it a band-t shirt? No, Chin? I know, it looks dope. Thank you. Is it a band T-shirt? No, it's a... Believe it or not, I actually got a sponsor, my little YouTube channel got a sponsor, so it's good to give people... Yeah, yeah.

Into the AM? What is it? Into the AM, like, AM-PM? So I guess it's like, I don't know if it's clubbing or not, but... Oh, it's a... Yeah, to me, that's like a rehab shirt, right? Exactly. That's why I liked it

Yeah, it's like I overdose and died in the bottle or that's like your prison, you know Oh, yeah, you're prison But then he's floating in space so he's dead most likely. Oh, yeah, you see it like he's floating There's this fountain in the bottle It's all that cradle It's versus freedom. Oh You started you started you know cradum's the counter. Yeah. Cradum's natural. Cradum's all natural. Yeah.

This is a pharmacological. Pharmaceutical hard shit. Yeah. You still on a jigillion milligrams of Adderall Christian. No, no, I take like three a week. Now look I don't take that Jigilin milligrams of Adderol in Christian? No, no, I take like three a week, now I don't take that much anymore. How long have you been taking Adderol for ADHD? Oh yeah, for like 10 years. Did you were cute?

Like fresh me in your eyes? But when I take Adderol it gives me more energy. I talk more. So why would you want it if you have ADHD? Pentanes of focus your mind. Now for me, if I take 10 milligrams, it's cocaine. Fuck you, what's the only matter, it's cocaine. Fuck you. What's the salt version of meth?

If you look at the same molecules, yeah, you're based in small. It's a phetomycin. I mean, I mainly take it before I go to the gym because I can like, live forever if I do. Ooh, like, because I'm just so in tune with it. Like, if I like, take an aderal, like, while I'm doing something or before I do something

and it kicks in while I'm doing it, I will be focused on that for hours. Yeah, it's speed for hours. Speed speed. 100% speed. Yeah, control it though. You're good. I took it once trying to do homework and I was up all night. I took too much and I was like Zooted. Yeah, you take like I was I had workouts the next morning or like something for softball It was like the end of the fall so it was like didn't really matter now

I don't use I was up on that. Are you done playing or you still have eligibility left? I have eligibility left. Okay. I want to ask you the question. Yeah was like didn't really matter. Now I was up on that. Are you done playing or are you still have eligibility left? I have eligibility left. OK, I want to ask you the question then. Yeah, I don't ask. Yeah, I know the question. Because I was big in baseball. I know that's up. It's focused.

Yeah, it helps you focus on this. I've heard, I've talked to a baseball player who was like, oh, yeah, I took it and I'm focused. But he was like, I can see the ball better. It's great. And then I've had some people I knew take it be like, oh yeah, I took it and I'm focused, but. Hell yeah, it's focused. He was like, I can see the ball better, it's great. And then I've had, some people I knew take it be like, I can't do it, I've hear too much. Well, yeah, it's good. It's good. It's like baseball, that's like drug of choice.

Oh, Brian took 10 milligrams and I had, No, what about the ticker, huh? That ball was being when he started doing drugs. Well, I don't do it anymore because I had two shows that night I was like speed through every fucking joke I can't do this. I'm too sensitive to it. I can't I can't do I didn't want to do this can't even really drink wine anymore I'm not gonna do it. I can do all of it. No, you haven't you got anymore? No, I might just I might go Super monk style do vegan go vegan. Nope, no way, I'll eat meat.

But I might, I might, How flat would your chest get if you went vegan? No, dude, never eat. Would that top your chest? It wouldn't be bulbous like it is now. I vegan a lot, look at my chest. I think it, yeah. I'm gonna, I'm gonna up my workouts, man.

All right, chin, what do you got? I'm gonna go and wake up. I don't know what I'm saying. Chin, you ever fuck with that or all? I feel like you and I, like drugs. I've tried. I've tried out of offshore. Yeah, you like it I don't like it You're the kind of guy you're the kind of guy who will go hmm. Let's see Yeah, do a couple tic tac and let's do some add wrong because it's here

Seven cups of coffee Nick a team and I'm gonna have all the coffee and I'm ready ready to go. You give me an entire cup and I'm big first. And then I'm gonna bench 415 pounds. And then you might even go, I have to bench, and I'm just saying, you might go, what is this syringe? You might do that, you might do that. And then you might go, is that anaphyr? You know what?

If I was, I skins not tied enough. If I was on saucer, is that being way bigger? Yeah. He's a good sa... I mean, yeah, you don't look like you're... I mean, you see me doing cardio, yeah. Yeah, I wasn't wanting to be a master. You don't want to get bigger, right?

You said over and over, you hate being your size. Yeah, look at the percentage smaller. Brian thinks everybody's a real man. Brian, I'm not saying. Because you're built like a 14-year-old. You're built like a 14-year-old. I haven't even asked a question. Brian thinks everybody's I'm not saying Did I say anything? I didn't say it like a force I haven't even asked a question You shifted your whole body

Because you touched the pedals on I'm just asking I wanted to ask one question I'm getting attacked I did TRT like three years ago I've talked about this on Rogan and my face You never told me that You keep a lot of things in there No, you never told me that blue you never told me that you keep a lot of things maybe to maybe to you No, you you did tell me that I told you that I tried to

Yeah, he's me in the dark my face blue. I got moon face now you get some my face blue the fuck right now sweating right now You walk in natural. Yeah, you're not running any gear. No, we come on anivore. I don't know why he's smiling. I just... I just really need to say this. I'm turning right. I don't really, you're... I'm turning right. Hey, come down. Look at me. I need to hear you.

You don't have a flashlight on you. Don't judge me. The bell sees me every day. I'm asking you. Hey, man, I don't know when you're taking me. I'm turning the burgundy. I'm turning burgundy. I know you.

Listen. And this is not meant to be anything. It's okay. I'm gonna ask you a question. I'm gonna ask you a question. I'm gonna ask you a question. I'm gonna ask you a question. I'm gonna ask you a question. I'm gonna ask you a question. I'm gonna ask you a question. I'm gonna ask you a question. I'm gonna ask you a question.

I'm gonna ask you a question. I'm gonna ask you a question. I'm gonna ask you a question. Bring your hands down. Get vulnerable. I am. You guys. You guys.

You guys. You guys. You guys. Look me in the eye. You guys. You guys. You guys. You guys.

You guys. You guys. You guys. You guys. You guys. You guys. Stop Can daddy not try since It's a good I'm not in the U.S. I'm your looks friends and nobody's The comedy store is not gonna test me I'm not saying they are Nobody's looking Nobody's saying I got a I got a I got a

Him you're all mad I got a boy who works for you Sadie goes He goes Amen Between us If I were to send you a test Would you pass it?

I just Respond to that Don't send the test I whatever you're doing I think it looks looks good to be completely honest with you. So I'm, I'm, I'm proud of that. He just does BCAAs protein shake. I'm sure he does. If I ask him the question, he can never, he can never, am I sweating?

So, daily, my goal is to be 20 pounds by then, September. I know. By the time I do the Denver show, I'm lose 20 pounds. You're always safe with me. So, whatever you're doing, I don't Denver show I'm lose 20 pounds you're always safe with me So whatever you're doing I don't So do you believe I'm not on it? Yeah, you're definitely not Yeah, down did you see in bench 315? That's a lot of weight. Did you I have my suspicions? You bet you bet you bet

I have to because he has his suspicions. We're not gonna get it I don't know our friend Mark Hardley What night will freaks me out no, I know and you don't like caffeine. Yeah, no, you're not you're not you're you're Maddy on that BCAA is protein shakes. Yeah, I don't think you take that no, I don't terrified Terrified of everything you do you do you do, you do, you do a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, I just, there, it's in protein drinks. So you do protein, yeah. You, you're going deep with this, oh, I don't know right now.

Yeah. Right. He goes into Jimmy's, start doing this. But you, you wanted to for a long time, you wanted to just kind of push it a little bit. Yeah. Well, I think now I've just accepted that. I'm, you know, you've told me this forever, just accept my size. Yeah, just be, be, be, be, be, be strong. That's what I'm doing. I'm you know you've told me this forever just accept my size yeah just be big as shit strong that's what I'm doing I'm a huge fan and I used to be

super self-conscious of posting like workout videos on my Instagram because I'm like uh stand up guys really don't do working out and it's like I think I suck my day right I've never I've never had understood why he would be I would be at fucking parties and he would stand with his legs like far apart so he was at size of everybody and then we're at this trendy party and he goes like this he looks and he goes, hey, I'm enormous. I was like, yeah, but you know, it's just more of you, right? Yeah, but be bigger and stronger than everybody with your ears.

It's awesome. No, I feel you on that. You just feel like, dude, like it and girls. Yeah, yeah. What's the problem? I do. I've never understood it. Yeah, I've never understood it. You just feel like, dude's liking girls. Yeah. What's the problem? Dude, you don't need that. I have no problem. I've never understood it.

Yeah, I've never understood it. Just be biggest fan. I even asked Giannius. Okay, I get this video of me dead left in 600, Joey posted. He's like, what the fuck? Yes. I'm like, I'm worried.

He's not gonna work. You're benching for a 15 like it's, like nothing. I'm the strongest guy in comedy. Name somebody stronger girl. Well, here you are, the strongest guy in comedy. You can also beat up everybody. Rogan's really strong. Look at comedy. Name somebody stronger. Well, you are the strongest guy in comedy. You can also beat up everybody. Rogan's really strong.

Look at me. Look at me. Like you talk about like standard like bench dumbbell. Like he's don't get me wrong. He's definitely up there. Doesn't matter. No, no, no, he can't bench. What do you think?

He can't bench. You don't have to throw it happy like that because I said he is strong. Look at him. He's a professional athlete and then comedian, professional athlete, football player, heavyweight in the UFC. So it's a different bone structure and also like. So it's like he said to me how would Rogan do against Shabba?

Now you could ask Rogan to tell you. And what? In Jiu Jitsu or fighting. And but people asked us. But I don't think that's not it. Now you could ask rope and what and what and what and jujitsu or fighting and But people ask No, it's not a good question. It's not a good question. It's bad question It's a bad question, but there are people that will say stuff like that the people you know I said to me goes bro if you really fucking went at shop like if you really tried

The other day they said that because they saw my senior citizen that senior How's that? If you really tried, the other day they said that because they saw my senior citizen, that senior citizen. How funny was that? That was fucking funny. Someone made a scene. I think it was saying chase. Uh, chase LaParte. LaParte?

Chase LaParte, is that what I think? I think so. I love that guy. I love that. He sounded funny. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he was this guy who did this he's hilarious he's so scroll down this isn't my page I think you posted on yours yeah I post on mine this is page this was genius and I look like an old fuck oh this one okay oh so funny funny. It was a chase that did this. On camera, inside a nurse's stomach.

Oh, this is a straw in life. The video was very disturbing. Again, this video was hard to watch. The person who set up the phone to take the video is the suspect himself. I'm not talking about the 75-year-old man. 75, you fucker. And the young man can be overheard telling his victim something about staying out of his bed On a senior citizen caught on campus. How great is that?

There's so much breaking my little arm very disturbed very disturbing Tolerius All right, Jim what do you got all right? Here we are so a news anchor freezes live on air after basically having kind of a petty fight there's one news reporter that introduces the next person who's going to do a segment

and she doesn't like the way she's brought up so she starts getting petty and telling her no that's not how you introduce me this is how you do it and the news anchor says hey, we're live and they just freeze Hey, before he plays Jen Did you ever see that that I forget I'm not famous comic like low-level comic, but he for some reason he was in trouble He was on trial and you know they're reading the stuff and they go and He actually works as a part-time host on a life tour with them become a video

That's what the host stands for sir sir feature feature Oh boy, man, oh boy, did that explain comics? I saw I saw feature in the and the judge like sure Okay, I saw I saw too pretty well known actress fighting about who's gonna get an interview first for the right carpet I saw them with their agents getting into a major problem and I was like can't be friends with that one of you or anybody here You guys are all terrible fucking away. All right, let me see your chance A champion that's a good call to fighting your cream list coming Saturday and for more on this When we speak about sports, we are here in the Kakala, we'll be fighting. And you're not going to do that.

You're just going to grit me and then you'll see it. And we'll never win. Jessica, we're alive. Do you want to read a book? Look at her. There it goes. I don't get what she upset about. It's not like she introduced her in a negative life.

I think she didn't like that. She started speaking again when she says, I'm going to throw it over to Jessica, then she takes over, but the original music or continue to talk. Oh, she's talk oh She's all Well the epic thing that that guy he's a freestyleist we just like King scene the Freestyle son of a show if you see this no and

She goes do you want to do a freestyle for she is sure? He starts trying and then he just freezes and he goes goes, is this life? She goes, mm-hmm. She says, and she does, do you want to read your book? Years ago, this is the best video of all time. All the shops, the Ovon for introducing me to this. Oh no. Spoken. Mark's ear is a wrap-art turned.

Spoken. No, he looks weird. He's also scared. He's so scared. He's doing well. So tell me why the change from rapping to spoken word. Because it's basically the same thing. You know, I deal with words for the Bible. It says in the Bible.

First there was word in the book of Genesis. So we live our lives based on that book, which is the Bible. So you're going to do a spoken word for us now, right? Right. And tell us what we're about to hear. It's just a freestyle. Okay.

I'm just going to think it up as a piece. A freestyle. Well, let me sit back. Go ahead, Marshall. Okay. I can't. Look at this. Yes, a go with it. Try to. Yes, a go with it. Try to. Okay Yes ago to try to put me in it

This is lie Oh Oh no, that's a... I hate seeing him so much. He was so nervous, he froze. He was so... Yeah, I don't know if you can find it, but apparently when they did tang, remember tang? The drink.

And they gave it to the astronauts, and they were like, we're gonna watch them drink this tang, and it was like a commercial for it, but they didn't tell them that was the guy ghost. This tough taste. It's fun. They'd serve your life. Marshall for it but they didn't tell them that was the guy goes Like sir your life yeah, and it just fucked I mean I want to you could find that man 11 years ago Yeah, but I think this one this I try it. I think they did it a bomb ass astronauts if they still drink tang up there That's what they're drinking. It was such bullshit. It was like just literally sugar.

Oh, this one 1966 likes. It's actual commercial for you. Yeah, it's an actual commercial. Apparently, things you do in space, they drank tang. They mixed it like this in a zero G pouch because it fell over. Yeah. Alright, never mind. tank. Good for you. They're looking for the one where the astronauts actually told the truth and didn't like it. It was live on TV. God damn. Nice to meet you. Tank. My wake your kid up with that sugar drink. All right. Fuck. I would have sketched in. Right here. So we talked about this before where Charles Barkley has made fun of women All right. Fuck. I would have sketched in. All right, yeah.

So we've talked about this before, where Charles Barkley has made fun of women in San Antonio called them the Bulldogs. Bulldogs, yeah. Yeah, but then the left came after him, saying that he'd get referred to women like that anymore. So so many, because he's done this joke over and over again, it's kind of like a inside joke

within people who work with him. And so he's done it over the years. He's actually doubled down on it. And it's gotten to a point where he's gotten so much backlash from people that TNT actually told him he cannot make that joke anymore. He calls the women bulldogs or just now. Yeah, he says women from San Antonio are bulldogs. Play a chin.

And this is a 13 minute compilation of him making that joke over and over throughout the years. They're last. Yeah. But 34 in the first half of this game. Well, that's because they're forcing. No, that's forcing. Allowing.

I can have a runway to go to the right-hand side. Oh. I bet you can do that to Big Ass Women in San Antonio. You can do that to Big Ass women in San Antonio. That's crazy. That is crazy. You can't do it anymore. What the fuck? He's keep climbing San Antonio. Just saying we did not see in San Antonio.

I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do it anymore. I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do it anymore. What the fuck? He's keep clowning sand down. Just saying we did not see in San Antonio. What's too hot down there? I'm just too hot to be down there about a little dirty creek. But you know what, Matt? I'm here to bury the hatchet with the San Antonio flag.

You came to Miami to bury the hatchet with the San Antonio flag. Yes, as you look to my left I Have a San Antonio air conditioning fun. Of course I'm gonna be walking around with this to hold tonight walking around the fuck I look at here right now It's five ones five dollars in here. How much are trying to raise? 2700 dollars to get the air conditioning fixed 2700 270000 I'm in for a dollar, you know, so thank you, Maddie So San Antonio I'm bearing the fear tonight But I'm gonna be walking around with this air conditioning fun. All right here in Miami

So the hatchet is buried just out of curiosity because you didn't experience the temperature in game one in San Antonio I was it was hot on TV it wasn't Because he just not like San Antonio or something It's almost like a stick at this point. I'm sure he doesn't care that much. He can't go bad. I'm so into anymore San Antonio by the way, I haven't spent time there. There are some big people. I love San Antonio I really I really moved to San Antonio the Nostan. Yeah, yeah, a lot of ways. Yeah All right Antonio the Austin yeah a lot of ways yeah all right okay so Harley Quinn has a animated series that's R rated and on this they explore a lot of more darker

storylines and DC comics especially is well known for being very dark where they have like sex in it they have murder so this is normal but the cartoon was told that they had to pull a scene from it where Batman is giving Catwoman head that's because they said that heroes don't do that. I think they do and they do I disagree with that and now there's a bunch of Batman memes going around saying that heroes don't give head Is there anything better than that? You do you are you you're not squeamish about that Are you no no thank you? I know guys were like I don't do that. I'm like you don't do that. Oh, okay

DJ Caled doesn't do it No, it's it's great stuff It's great stuff. It's very important for It's great stuff. It's very important. For you. But yeah, they're basically saying from marketing standpoint, we can't do this because we're trying to sell action figures. Which makes sense. Well, just don't have your kids watch the dark version of this.

Exactly. That's all you got to do. Most people don't let their kids watch that, though. Yeah, watch what? The darker version of the anime series. Yeah, I don't know Harley Quinn. Harley Quinn is the Joker's girlfriend She's a oh yeah

She's played by that bad Margot Robbie Oh that's super bad Yeah Margot Robbie's got something to say Oh my god She's so pretty From what do they call that show? That movie?

Suicide Squad? Suicide Squad She also had her own movie She's so gorgeous and that talent I see her person She's stupid She's movie. She's so gorgeous and that talent. I see her in person. She's stupid. She's as talented as she is gorgeous. When she plays Sharon Tate,

well, she's wealth-waltz, she's super bad, but she's blessed to play Sharon Tate with a pun time and all that. Then she played some crazy character, like the woman was like a murderer. I'm tripping, you know what I'm saying? She has a lot of things to do with Jennifer's body. You think of Megan Fox?

No. When she was dressed up, she didn't look like the same. The skater movie? No. I don't know. No, the ice skater, I thought it. Oh, itanya? Yeah, is it itanya?

Is that it? She looked completely different. Yeah, like she looked like, like just done up horribly. Hmm. She looked like Tonya Harden. No. Oh, that's right. She was right in itanya.

Amazing. Tonya Harden wished she looked like her. No. She was great. Tony, Tonya. Amazing. Tonya hard and wishy look like her. Yeah, no. She was great. Tonya hardens a bulldog. Oh, I'm thinking Charlie's staring. Oh, oh, yeah. Monster.

Yeah, that's our true story about a serial killer. And Brian's friend. Sorry, Brian's friend was the director of Patty Jenkins. Yeah. All right, great. What else you got, Jen? So the Tokyo Olympics are going the other way to supply a bunch of condoms to people.

And I guess this happens every single time the Olympics goes on because they're trying to promote advocacy for HIV and AIDS. Yeah. And what they're doing now because of COVID is saying, we're going to give out all these condoms to you guys because that's what we usually do. However, we don't want any of you guys

hooking up at the Olympic Village They have to say that legally. Yeah, but there's so much fucking yeah All come together making a super Down it's just nothing to do everybody's doing I don't know what you say Nothing to do. There's a Everybody's doing I don't know what you say There's a light the gymnast. No, when I broke it she landed that trigger broke her legs very young I don't know how she was but there's like if you get that you get the water polo players together the team

You get the fucking you get the track athletes the Italian poll voters with the This is a basketball player He said poll fault you're getting look at that look at Italian poll voters for a second. If you please I mean I guess this is on that tangent no the girls I'm saying women Yeah Women yeah Yeah, there's one thing I'll never understand like how to fucking do that there she is I don't think I'll never understand how to fucking do that. There she is.

There she is. She's not how to do girls. Asked off. Asked off. There she goes again. I mean, she calls my- But there's all kinds of stuff that goes on. Look at that.

Please bring- Well, that's the same girl. It's the same one. This is like the most famous one, all right? Yeah, I think she's engaged. She should- She was famous for ever, man. She was on BodyBuild.com for years.

Maxon. There's a lot ofild.com for years. Maxim. There's a lot of athletes that are just... Cheaked up. That sport terrifies me. Yeah. Pole vaulting? Yeah. Weird sport.

I don't think we can be our size people. Let me see these guys. But then soccer teams, some of them are baddies on that team. Yeah. Yeah. But then you also got the men's basketball team too. That's what I mean. But they don't stay in the village

They stay like last last Olympus. They stay on a giant yacht together because they're all millionaires Hmm Wait isn't the guy dating one the big JJ what his girlfriend on that team. Uh, she's a soccer player. Yeah, but she she's for Houston, uh, professional league. I don't know if she's on the national team. Oh, I thought she was. She's a baddie, though. You might be right though. Chicago Red Stars national. She was a part of the United States under 17, under 20, under 23 senior national. Oh, no, she was on the team. Oh, she was okay. Yeah, that's what Kaleo. What she's a baddie? Oh, they're married. Oh, yeah, must have got married. She's got a some own name.

Oh, hi. Kaleo. Kaleo. We can't even get anything in first name. Huh? Yeah, but the last name too. Born in Ohio. Is well, not born in. Oh, that is it. That's a real high. Send me Ohio. Oh, she's from, oh, Utah. Yep.

That's a white girl. Hello. You know, you can never kid anything. Utah has a huge, small population, though. Yeah, they do. I'm going to make it. I'm going to make it. Oh, no.

Her father named after Kilea beached the island of Kauai. Because he's a white guy who loves Hawaii. I'm not kidding, yet. Let me see where Mom is from. Yeah, Mom is Simone. Is she? Nope.

Her mom is, oh, let me look white. There's some white stuff going on there. Yeah. I mean, she looks pretty white to me. So I'm gonna go ahead and say, she looks super white. She's legally blind in her right, aren't you, I mean she looks pretty white to me. So I'm gonna go ahead and say Yeah, she looks super white Damn, oh she's with one high. She's a badass Played North Carolina. Let's play let's play a football at Alabama. They're really good. Oh, yeah

The women's North Carolina teams Athlete what does that chin? This is Gavin Newsom announcing that California's open again. And then I guess there are a few things I went wrong here. He called Optimus Prime Optimum. Cause they're at Universal Studios. They're Brian Calum mistake. Yeah.

She's older. I'll just play the things like that long. Called Optimum. And it's Optimus Prime. Yeah. Today is the day to celebrate the day. And there's like music that goes off the wrong times Confetti progressive

Silenium people are always Yes, the one that walk a flock has as concerts and we've got a lot of work to do because I said this and I'll close We're not just coming back. We're gonna come back more more focused on inclusion, more focused on equity, and we're going to come back roaring back. California is open again. California has turned the page. And let's bring those minions up. And my personal negotiator, Optimal. Optimal. He panicked, Optimal. Sorry, Optimal. Alan, thank all of you.

I'll stand by. I'm awkward. Why did they have that universal? I don't know. That sucks. It sucks people. The suck ofteners sometimes. Yeah, do I shit?

Well, you literally get to get a selfie. You gotta do all that bullshit. Someone say something.use. Awh, governor sometimes. Yeah, dude, that shit. Well, you literally get to get a self. We gotta do all that bullshit. Someone say something. On account of 3stay cheese! Cheese. Fuck this is so awkward. How is he so over it? And there's nobody there. There's zero there. That's the most anti-climactic shit I've ever seen. Yeah, there's there's zero there that's the most anti-climactic shit yeah there's

all to explain but you mean again protect the planet you guys are really roaring back there you got to do that shit as a governor and a president you have to do that that little fucking things this is cool Juneteenth I didn't really know what Juneteenth meant, but it meant like the anniversary or the- Tulsa? Well, the slaves were free. A matz patient of slavery, yeah.

So it's becoming an actual holiday- There's a war. It's gonna become an actual holiday now where people get days off if you work in, I guess, for the government. Yeah, or federal. Or on the Juneteenth, right? Yeah.

I think that's a good holiday. Yeah. However, this guy, Ron Johnson says he doesn't want that to happen because the amount of money people are going to lose from people not working that day. It's one more day off for photographers. One more day off for photographers. But he backtracked and now he's he's for it. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right.

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I think this weekend or next weekend? This weekend, sir. Oh, this weekend. But he has a cover on Triller. So they postponed it to August. August 14th. Yeah. And then Chris Paul, who's the star of the sun,

he got COVID too. He's out damn And this is Like I have my shirt on someone said this was me now when you get the When you have the vaccine can you still Test positive for COVID. Yes, you can't they say it's rare, but it happens But that's if the vaccine doesn't take them. I don't know. I don't know what the thing is. See, there's too much information that just is out there.

I don't know. Let me see this guy in my shirt, unfortunately. Me and my uncle pulling up to Avery and Kitback with party treats like. What's up? No, don't do it. Don't do it. I know. Please don't do it back. Fuck. Oh. Oh!

Oh, fuck. What's the guy's filming? Ah, fuck, I hate that show. Why would he do that? No! You told, you don't have the hops anymore. I got the guy with the cameras just started. You got him exactly like this.

He's my age, you lose to me. I knew as soon as he set up, I was like, he's not landed there. That's how you get hurt. I thought he was going through. He's not just going to land. What? You're out of your mind.

I'm going to have to calm this because he had the shirt. Yeah, man. Oh, the blue is fucking face out. Is that it, Chin? One other one, you good? That's how you get hurt with him. Is the other one good or is it more?

I'll just show you it's a quick one. So this is a TikTok that went viral it's a stingray yeah they look friendly oh that's cool the only problem is like a marine expert says it's basically suffocating to death it's not actually tickling but oh that's cute hopefully they toss it back in the water. I know, these are nostrils, they look like eyes and little mouth but those are not sharp. Yeah, I hope you threw it back in that water.

Yeah, it's all ticked. No, it's all tied. I ain't had this shit game. It's all ticked. It's like, you're just doing it in a water. He ticked me. All righty. I'll see you this weekend. I'm just doing it in a while. He's taking it. He's taking it in a while. He's taking it in a while.

Yeah, he's just doing it in a while. Yeah, he's just doing it in a while. I'll see you this weekend. You wanna meet Albany. We're the same. June 18th, 19th, Philadelphia, PA, Helium. If you like betting on combat sports rough house Fridays, July 9th, that's the first episode, me and Tom McCormick, my goal is to talk to experts

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Pittsburgh July 22nd 24th. That's it Chipel and I'm not doing anything till July 15th through the 17th Victor. Yeah, yeah, Maryland movies McGoo, Joe Kowson, August 26, Brian Proviguitos, Tickets, Brendan might stop by and say, what's up? Yeah, maybe. Brian, if you want to take that drive.

Well, that is a beast. It's a beast. It's a beast. Yeah. That's a beast, especially in Russia. We'll figure it out. I can't love you. Yeah.

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