The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 698: Mark Harley

Episode Date: June 18, 2021

Mark Harley is back and the guys talk Christian and Mark's football background, tips on getting swole, how Mark handles haters on social media, young bodybuilder Tristyn Lee, Paulo Costa's hair transplant rumors, Shapel getting spit on by a punk singer, UFC fighter Sean Strickland getting heated with a BJJ black belt, Bam Margera's restraining order, viral "Suns in fo" video and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, bulldog. Oh really? Yeah What heard her neighbor who's was my head coach in the UFC? Yeah, bowling is like yeah, yeah Like when I was fighting Chris Tushershure who's Brock Lesnar's best friend training partner. I talked so much shit to Brock like in interviews Oh, and I was like and then I I won some award I forgot I won some awards so we're at the press conference together. Yeah, and I was like oh fuck that Brock Yeah, and then the only like all the other coach like yeah, you got this man I'm like what and then leasers like I'll go with you. He's just like this tough

Bulldog. Oh, okay. He's not very big Yeah, with his specialty wrestling Wrestling. Okay, there we go. Oh, he was a monster wrestler, monster. Just tough, Colorado mountain boy, just. That's his specialty too though. No, I know, I know. Too much of a clue. We need to hear exactly.

Too much of a one-merge guy, but you know, it's funny when I was wrestling and they'd like, you know, you're going to the like section championships and they'd bring in like, oh my like uncle's a big dude like, as a high school kid I remember like big guys do like wrestling college would come in and it was like, I've never felt so powerless in my life. Yeah, yeah, if they're techniques good.

Yeah, if you get a big strong guy, it's like 250. It's just like you feel like when they say ragdoll, it's like I've literally been made to feel like a ragdoll. Oh, yeah Well, some of these like big dudes who are just elite But the guy I'm at least just small. He's like he's like a fire or even that guy like you know like no still monster I see the guys would wrestling to it's like what are you gonna do to them? He was so like tough and like good at coaching wrestling GSP would fly him out to Montreal.

Oh wow. He's big dude. No, none of all. Oh no. Big head. Big head. He's big head, huh? And GSP's known as like one of the only guys to like

excel in wrestling having no background in it, right? Yeah, correct. I was in narrative. I was for like a week in junior high. That's it. You wrestled in, uh, how early did think that's important yet. But how early did you start? I only did junior and senior year. Oh damn, and you went that far?

Hashtagged athletes. I was like, it was also fun wrestling. Like I did one any nines and then jumped up the heavyweight because me and my little brother were the same, like about like two 15 to 20 at the same time. And I'm like, I was like, I'm not gonna like try to tick the two 15 spot from my brother.

So I would just wrestle heavyweights and it was an interesting style of wrestling because it's like these guys aren't used to shots. You know what I mean? Like heavyweights. No, like hotstand, like wrestling. Yeah, so I actually did pretty well against other heavyweights just because a lot of the times

it's a different style. They're not used to like, whatever. Shooting out legs, doing firements, carry shit like a pin a lot of guys. The heavyweights are our monsters,'re there's sometimes you watch heavyweight, like I'll watch the collegiate tournament. Yeah. Sometimes it's heavyweight, it's basically sumo wrestling.

Like sorry, I'm just trying to it's like big bod. It's like two elephants like trying to push and then high school level two. It's like that's the style is like just pushing on each other. They're not. But then you get some freaks. Yeah. Yeah. That is that just have the freaks.

You get some freaks like Steven Neal. He beat Brock Lesnar. He's the reason Brock was in a champion. But he beat Brock Lesnar. There they are. Oh, like he told you to be head. Big head. But he, uh,

Steven Neal beat Brock Lesnar. And then he was Nass champion all American. Didn't play a down a football because you're so big in athletic, a good footwork. he got drafted by the Patriots. Oh shit. And then was like the starting left tackle for them for a long time. That's insane.

It's fucked up three. And then some new guy just got drafted too. Restler. Oh really? Yeah, there's like, oh, you're big and strong. We'll figure it out. Yeah, and I mean, it does give you incredible like sense of balance so I can see that there's.

Oh, they're balancing. Carry on. Uh, Christian, Shepel mentioned how you were looking swole. Hey, look, you said I said something to you when he first started working for me. That made you self conscious. Yeah. Uh, when, when we first started at like, King the Sing, uh, when I told you I was a middle linebacker, you were telling me, you're basically, you know, you were like making comments

that I looked like a pop Warner one. Yeah. And I needed to get on some stuff to get bigger. Yeah, I think I've been working hard. You're seeing a middle line. I don't know. You would be small for a middle linebacker. Oh, you know, I'm not saying he's wrong.

Get just hit. Oh, did it really? Was this high school you played? You were middle linebacker. Oh, yeah. I was like, oh, my freshman year when I was middle linebacker, the heaviest I weighed was 125. And state champs? No, we didn't win any championships when I played there,end backer the heaviest I weighed was 125. And state champs?

No, we didn't win any championships when I played there but it was always me, our team and our rival school that was always in the championship. The rival school, one of the kids just got drafted 26 overall and the NFL draft. So you pay? What do you play called him? Michigan? Oh, his monster. Yeah, I bet he's shit on you Um, I played one play against him freshman year

Yeah, what happened? He ran me the fuck over and to this day. I still don't know what is going on So yeah, he's getting paid to play football. Yeah, you know, it's like you see those guys like oh Okay, they're gonna make a living doing this. I better get into it. So, so if you were coaching this team, would you make him middle line back up? No, I don't, I listen. I don't know, I don't know what the rest of the team looks like. I don't know.

Everyone was big. It was a D1 high school. And D1, so that's like 5, 8. That's all right. The big boy, like this week, we were the top football high school in our state. Like one of them. I was like, I was like third string for varsity, but like I eights. That's all right, I don't like it. The big boy like this week, we were the top footballs high school in our state. Like one of them. I was like, I was like third string for varsity,

but like I, okay. I thought you were starting. No, no, no, no. I did get, I got way more playing time than I should have at my size. Like I played like at least every like, at minimum, at minimum two plays again for varsity. You feel like the movie Rudy.

Yeah, that's what my did call me. My, my, Rudy. Yeah. He was offside. I was also 45, which was what Rudy was my football number was 45 For I didn't even know that you're you're you're scrappy, dude. Yeah, I would find something for you My my football coach called me the cockroach because okay, I would get well No, I would get like I would do I would get in there Oh, go on, Roads get in there What are you doing I survived the nuclear holocaust Roachie get in there I would do like battle drills with are like the our D like our starting linebacker who was I think about

205 and about 510 you got some CD and oh my god Yeah, and like our running, who one of the running backs was actually kind of Billek Chappelle. And there was this one play where he ran me the fuck over. I slid like five yards on my neck and some of us all did popped up on my feet and it was facing the wrong way.

My coach had to calm in and face me towards play. Like, are you okay to finish this? Is it brain drama? Yeah. Did you guys win that game? It was practice. Did that's a funny start. I had black you guys win that game? It was practice. Did that to funny talk? I had blacked out in a game like from a trauma.

Did you play football too? No. You were only football player. Oh, no, my oldest brother did when he, uh, at prep school, but he was like a kicker and a tackle. So nothing in the series. Kicker and tackle. Oh, he could be a kicker.

He was a fat kicker. Yep. Wow. Yep. But we mainly, like, I played with Sebastian. That's a big, uh, hard game. That should have made yourself conscious though. No, I we mainly like I played like Sebastian. I should have made yourself conscious though. No, I'm gonna realize the middle linebackers

like you never see a car out of middle linebackers didn't look like that. Yeah, no, I didn't like making like self-catch like off fuck like it. Just made me like, I got to get it. You just like fucking you give a fuck. Yeah, I was like, hey, hey, guy, you guys they just like, I don't go fuck out in what middle linebacker. Yeah, I'll take a fuck out. But we got self-catchers at zoo when we first started. Oh, yeah, I don't give a fuck

I was yeah, I know you were you get some thick arms But you say bad like you got a lot of muscle. Yeah There's no reason to be so conscious and zoo though a lot of guys take their shirt off to work out though It's like one of the things that's unique about zoo cultures. You're not gonna go to go to 24-foot. It's not seeing guys just be like peel it off. The only other place is Gold Gym in Venice. Yeah. But even that is, but not as much as it is. It's a lot of do for the amount of guys that are in there and the amount of shirtless guys or just kind of, it's just casual.

No, and then when I first came, especially growing up in gyms like I see some guy, I'm shirt off, I don't know how to take it. Now I don, now I'm about night to it right and also it's like they're They are showing your eyes now shit. Yeah, that is gonna see you though, but I was but like Krishna herself conscious I got those I go got him the ugly one in the room. Yeah, Mary when they were shooting that video I can't fucking Me they were just fucking like you're fucking my head shot up. Yeah We haven't seen them since. We haven't. But then, but it is weird like there's those two dudes,

just if you notice they, you know, they're like the Malibu's most wanted white boys. Oh yeah, you see that? And he was like real skinny took a shirt off, like, yeah. Yeah, that's a good character way. Yeah, we do some to do some. Yeah, we do something to take that shirt off.

Yeah. Like that's the standard. Yeah, that's the culture there is like, it's okay to do that, take it off, get the content, whatever, I would still just never do it. There's some, you know, it's like, I feel like you could back in my day, but I just wouldn't do it though.

I would, yeah, but I wouldn't feel comfortable because it would just feel weird to be like, I'm now in a lay, like I'm already sweating all over the fucking, you know. I would just feel a little bit like a tool. A little bit. But I don't judge the guys, like some reflectives are doing my god dog. That boy is thong.

That boy is thong. God, when they're doing all the things, one of those huge. Uh, with the Teddy. You had the Ari backpack. Oh yeah, he's jack. But then now that you know the short king squad, the little like age, are they Asian?

Yes. There's some sort for me. Tristan Lee, you should see his, sort for me Kristen Lee you should see his Oh yeah cat you should see if you name it a kid if you name it a kid it would be Jackie Chan 2.0 show me legs look like you know when you grab the love of the phone hold it up to a light yeah yeah

yeah you know all the things yeah yeah legs are probably gonna like we would make a super baby with thunderous eyes you guys are the same size The guy's flashlights are your nuts. You know all the main, just the legs. He's probably got a white. We would make a super baby with thunderous thighs. You guys are the same size. That kid. I've always seen him. He's worked out with my friend before. Oh, he's a little boy.

He's a boy. He's been at it for a while. Now in person, because here's, he's one of the most hotly requested, like everybody will do these videos on whether he's nadi or not.ly requested, like everybody will do these videos on the weather he's na, you're not. This is not something I think about a lot, but in person, you know, I think he's like,

the lighting and the this and that, he looks more shredded and sort of more unnatural in these photos, but in person, he doesn't like, to me, he looks like he's natural. He's not even people, yeah. Because also you get a rage and more. Teenal things, dad's fucking, put in debon. Yeah, no, fuck him? No, no fucking wrong.

No, he's like 18. But again, he's been added for so many years. His diet's impeccable, you can see how, you know, he's super low. He's a little body fat. This could be you. He was at a trend. Y'all the same height.

I don't want to be that big though. Like I don't want to be like, you guys said you got to see 40 pounds of that sound I sell you. Yeah, but like that was like over like a year, like not like all of a lot of year. Or like well, however like long you have to eat your, I've been eating, I've been eating,

I've been eating, I've been eating so much in, it's been make you sick. You'd have to call the rock and say, take the wheel. Yeah. Yeah, you would have to eat more trend allowed for sure. Yeah, I've been, I've been, I do, I used to never, I used to never eat it.

By the way, in a year, it might be a very unrealistic goal. Okay, then however long it takes, and I don't really know, I guess you're going to be in that state. It's hard to game that weight like that. Oh my god. What about 20? 20 in a year, yeah, but also this is going back to the Hollywood thing that we said before,

we have this idea of 20 pounds of muscle. The only real way to tell that, like, if you see a bodybuilder on stage and he's at a certain body fat percentage, you can be like, and five years later, he gained this much stage weight. Because otherwise, it's like, you can gain 20 pounds this weekend.

He's at all muscle. No, you can retain water. You could even take, you know, I was just talking about certain anabox will make you gain a bunch of water and it enhances your take, you know, it was you talked about, certain antibiotics will make you gain a bunch of water and it enhances your strength, but it's not real muscle. You don't even, it's not actual, it could crack out.

When you take creatine monohydrate, you put on five pounds of it. It's not that damn muscle. You don't go away forever. You're not making it, you're nothing in this. It's just five pounds of muscle in a week. Yeah, it just,

so Mark, will be a realistic goal for me for like, in a year, five pounds. Not, but I fluctuate like five pounds, like five, like I said, five pounds of real lean muscles. Oh, wow, I was gonna say. Five to 10 pounds on the high end of like, yeah, at the same hydration level. Okay.

In a year? In a year, yeah. But again, it doesn't sound like a lot because we have these Hollywood standards of like, in three months, again, 25 pounds of muscle while dropping 6% of my body fat, which is, it's just a lie and it's impossible. And you can make aesthetic changes, but if you were to really look at how much muscle

somebody gained by looking at their exact same, like body fat and hydration levels. You know, in any case, you stayed at 10% body fat and you were the same level of hydration. But for him, let's say you put on 10 pounds of muscle. I'll see if it's not gonna be straight. There's gonna be 10 pounds of muscle, but then you're asking for it probably other way on.

To put yourself here. As long as they look good, I'm okay with that. That's what I put on, I don't know. A little extra weight. Dude, you need to hang out with that 17 year old freaking showed you with those leaf leg. You don't see how? I ain't all this shit, bro.

Kat, if Stevie don't work out, come to the kitchen. Stephen, you know I love you. Listen, I don't know his personality is. I don't think it's great. I think he's honest. He seems really nice. Yeah. I don't think he's gonna get us to Mars.

He's so in his zone when he works out. Yeah. He's so in his zone. Wait, so how tall is this kid? 55. 55? What are you 55? Yeah, he's probably around there. You guys would be so cute together I mean you see a two tiny Asian cup two tiny Asians See though he looks kind of mix. No, I don't think you look like a little bit. What would you say Chen? I said oh gosh

Five three no, he's not five three. He's short man. I He's short, I don't think he's five three. Dude, him and his squad, there's not one. So I call him the short king. For sure. Not literally the short kings, they call the king. I think they're all Asian-ish, like the mix. One over five five. Yeah. And they're just like, I think one of them is his brother.

Makes sense. What a miss. He's like his film guy. And there's another guy that looks like him that I don't necessarily serve that. But then there's one guy who's he's built like one of those little Schnäuser dogs. He has little legs his little legs in a big body But he's still like five four It's a fun. You know those mayors like it and you know the fun house mayors. That's what he looks like all the time

You know those mayors like it and you when you go on yeah the fun house mayors that's what he looks like all the time Now, but they're cool man. Yeah, and that's the thing about you as you were saying yourself conscious the first But then you probably feel more comfortable because everybody's so nice and everyone's nice welcoming And no one's been to 425. Yeah Everyone's nice. I'll so be cool. Yeah, oh that 425 was so that I know That she was insane. Thanks, man I was filming. I just go holy fuck Yeah, I'm like holy fuck. I just got it in the ran-out. Yeah, I know I don't think I was gonna get it oh really? I

Didn't feel great yesterday. Yeah. Yeah, we'll post in the video. Yeah. Yeah, you'll see what's up We'll post in a minute. I did two beers, one cave with Saguirac as Bert Christ was shooting a movie. And he's like, he's like, I see you on Instagram. And he's like 400 pound. Why? I'm like, I can't tell you dude. Just why not?

Why not? Why not? Every guy who ever picks up a weight. It's not on the other side. There are certain things that guys are gonna have been chewing over 400 pounds and having the four plates on a bench. Is a very, very common aspiration

that many men will never hit. But in other words, every guy who's lifting goes, I know why you want a bench four plates to bench four plates. Yeah, we're not. I mean, you fucking did it, so what? Yeah, that's heavy. I'm chilling on my 315. You got it, 315 for four.

I just, just certain things that I think about, you know, technique. Uh-huh. You know, I'm going to get I'm I'm my goal is five. My goal is five. Five. I mean, you know, uh, it's for five. I did. You just for yeah. Yeah. Five. Yeah. You should be on your five. Hey, I said little goals. So I'm never disappointed. Yeah. I tell you what, I anxiety today. Tiger went to new school. Oh, I saw Joanna., so I'm never disappointed. I tell you what, anxiety today, Tiger went to a new school. Oh, I saw Joanna's pose. He looks like a teenager now. I know. He looks like a fool grown 14-year-old.

Yeah, I didn't post anything on it, Jim. I'm... Today is the first day at camp, right? First, it's like, it's the school, we go to kindergarten through 12th grade, and then... Look at him there. Look at that.

A little champion. Hansenness. Little monster. Guys, look. Is that his little diploma in his hand? Yeah. I got no much money. I'm basically, damn.

Yeah, going to new school. But the new school, it's weird to me. I was like, so we're just going to drop him off. Yeah, they just, you know, the way they do it because of COVID. You pull up, the teacher comes out and gets them and he's off. I mean, you really know these people. Right. Just gonna take the kid for the, like, get a 330.

And then I'd say- Because normally you'd come in and do like a little bit more- Yeah, like when he first started school, he was really young. Like, Joanna had to stay because he'd freak out, but if he saw her in the mirror, he was cool. Then after a while, that goes away. Yeah. So I was worried, I had such's taller than the mayor, he was cool. Then after a while, that goes away. So I was worried, I had such bad anxiety, this one, the worst anxiety.

And then pull up, teachers are like, all right, Tiger, let's go. He's like, bye, see you guys and just like took off. At least he's not one of those kids who cry and don't wanna go. It could be worse. How big is he gonna get? The doctor said minimum six, too.

That's not bad. Minimum. Minimum. Minimum. Because he was like, Bigs he gonna get like the doctor said minimum six to Minimum minimum He's gonna be six two in five years. What's that he's gonna be six two in five years? That's a problem He don't go in your ass too. No, he will don't go on daddy. What's the earliest you can get him into football? If you want a good question like tackle football. I started at seven. And it's different in different parts of the country, right? But especially now, like this woke culture and also with science. It wasn't more short-scient like you were the smartest thing.

Like tackle football at seven is tough, dude. But also it's like you got to learn the game. Yeah, I don't know. but seven is tough. But also it's like you gotta learn the game. Yeah. I don't know any. So what are you thinking about that time? I'm thinking like a kid should start tackle football. Some people are saying never. Some people say there's some say you're not supposed

to have any sort of head trauma because your brain's developing, you know, with the frontal lobe, so after 21. But then it's like, there's a play flag football. I did that for a year. That didn't count. What do you mean it don't count?

So that don't count me as a football player. That's definitely flacking. Because teaching is so important. Yeah, they have to learn how to tag. I mean, I don't know if I ever learn to tackle properly, to be honest, because you know, and I know I was taught incorrectly, at least the first few. You have people like these old people.

How were you? I started playing at 14. Okay. Even that's a little late for football. Yeah, most you have an advantage if you get an early and just know some of the fundamentals of the game, but like, dude, people would teach me the most fucked up things with type of thing.

Come in with your head down. Yeah. They teach you all these, you know, really, you know, it's almost like a Olympic lifting. Like if you can learn to like explode your hips properly and like let these programs somebody. Yeah. If you to like explode your hips properly and like let's, you see some of the, yeah. If you can do it from the jump and build good tendencies, then it kind of helps you down the road.

Yeah, and it even helps you with your head, like, you know, you're not gonna have as many head on collisions if you're tackling correctly. You shouldn't be going head first, but it's almost unavoidable, you know. If you're having that many, if you're on the line, if you're on the line. Don't they get in trouble now in the league?

Like if you, if you go ahead and, like, yeah, there's rules now. Yeah, but still, but you said like think in a trouble now in the league like if you go ahead I'm like, yeah, there's rules now. Yeah, but still But you said like it's a practice and like also pop more monitor. There's no yeah It's just unavoidable at almost every position Maybe you could be like a receiver and and avoid contact most time to get a little monster Yeah, nobody can touch you. Yeah, but he's not playing unless he's gifted. Did you play fullback? No, in college.

Oh, yeah. Like H back, fullback, like I touched the ball. But in high school, I was tied in, and then middle school, I was a linebacker. Yeah, so every single play, because what I told people, like as a D lineman or a, you know, tied under a lineman, every play is physical contact.

Oh, yeah. You know, often that's the worst coming off the line. Yeah, the ones with the with the worst CT like the worst brains are offense and defense lineman because every single time there's just not these huge plays necessarily. Yeah, but it's the repadow that's why boxings were dangerous in MMA because the constant jab to the head constant. It's not the big shot like MMA. Big shot, you know, off the other can cost the head comes in it's not the big shot like MMA big shot, you know, obviously the concuss

Mm-hmm. It's the con you a little concussion. They keep doing it keep doing it. You get knocked out of your eight count pop up Obviously your brains keep doing it keep doing it. It's crazy. Yeah, I don't know what I need to do any of that shit Yeah, there's no concussions in cheerleading. Oh there is Yeah, well, I like if you throw someone in the air and like that shit comes down wrong like it There's no concussions in cheerleading. Oh, there is. It's so much fun. It's so much fun. Yeah, well, if you throw someone in the air and like, that shit comes down wrong, like, you get, yeah. I've had a girl elbow me in the head and shit. I puke right after.

They're all goddamn packing. Yeah, they like fall. Oh, we were at Nationals and we were doing a pyramid. I was trying to catch this girl's foot to throw her back up or some shit. And then her foot slipped and her foot like, it's on to my eye. And I thought my eye was just watery

and it was like gushing blood. Oh damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there are legit. Yeah, there's some like legit, like there's, you know, with cheerleading, there's a lot of like, spray nangles.

ACLs, spray nangles. No, I don't think you're funny. I figured like a lot of Jamfingers Jamfinger but like a lot of like ACL injuries MCL stuff like that you know with the technology's better here for like the ACL stuff because you Used to be back in the match now now there's guys like Adrian Peterson towards ACL came back like a year later like that's I'm saying it wasn't that, like back in the day.

That was the most more common injury that I knew about in tune. Not your ACL. Yeah, it was blowing out that shit. From the tumbling, like twisting and like laying. It's a lot explosive. A lot explosive, yeah, yeah. And then like, you know, and then like yeah, the concussion shit. You don't have knee problems now though.

No. You having the injuries? Yeah, I've been ACL reconstruction. Oh, damn, that. Oh yeah Oh, yeah, I saw this car. Yeah, I've never noticed it. Yeah And you know, it's funny because I do still go all the way down on squats and it just I got hit like coming around the corner You like like a left tackle like sort of like like you know They dive at you like if you're like beating them They'll sort of like dive to like cut you off and it's like as I'm coming around this way He just hit my leg, you know, like inside like that.

You knew immediately, huh? Yes, I knew immediately. And then I was funny because I was on the far side of the play and the quarterback like, ran around the, sorry, I was on the far side of the play, he ran, maybe it was an option or something, but the quarterback ran and touched out. He rolled out and ran for touchdown. And I'm like, Riding in Pan on the floor and in the video, you could see my coach going, get the fuck up, Harley. Get the fuck up.

Like, it was so humiliating. Yeah. Come on. He was like that. I was giving up on a play. But I would always like, from the back side, I would always try to chase people down. Like I got a lot of tackles that way. So I wouldn't, I'm not the kind of guy to be like, eh! When you in high school did you think like, was the plan to go the NFL? No, not at all.

Not at all. So that almost like, because I was like playing it like, I guess I'll do this. And then I just like, I was just a little bit good. Yeah, like, I almost played water polo. You know what I mean? Because I've been like a competitive swimmer and like, somebody just so do you want to yeah, like doing it. I almost played water polo You know what I mean because I've been like a competitive swimmer and like like somebody was like you should play I for a second. I'm like can I do both stupid as that you know, right? I was just looking out to like water in the morning, you know, it's so dumb

God terrible. Yeah, I had no idea, but so only when I was like a senior, some colleges were expressing interest and I was like, oh, you can use that to like get into college, but I had no expectation. I just felt like a nice bonus from like you get to play a little bit longer. There's not that pressure on you. Yeah, because that just right,

because you were starting from a young age and had all these, you know, yeah. So much pressure. Yeah, I was like, I'm, would from a young age and had all these you know, yeah so much pressure me I was like I'm with your folks. What would you do? You can give everyone oh everyone. Oh, yeah, yeah Just big time football and it's like that's that you know, what should we play it see you like yeah, that's the move I don't know. Oh, yeah, so just, I'm gonna comment on my perception of a couple of people who went to big colleges and then out of that, maybe one or two people

go to the NFL from guys I knew who were just like, monsters. So dominant. And even this guy says, Guy Alan Aminson, who went to Oregon and he was just like, this running back who was like, you just couldn't touch him in high school. He goes to Oregon and it's like,

oh, we're gonna move you to cornerback and then you get the kicker. And he was like a good kid. Yeah, actually, I think I looked this up recently. He had the fastest 40 time in Oregon. It's like four, three, something. But he was like, he was fastest fuck, but he's only like one, eighty five.

Oh, we're gonna put you at cornerback. You know, would return some kicks for touchdowns, couldn't make it to the NFL. Like you just see someone who's so fucking dominant in high school, and then you've been good in college, but you're like, this, like, the gap between him and other kids in high school was insane. This other dude Travis the boy actually made,

he went to Hawaii and was a defensive end, and just gigantic. Yeah. Did play in the NFL, I think, maybe even won a ring or something with one of these teams. You played for a few of them, came like, you know, was it Titans one year or something? He was on like a Super Bowl team or what. But he made it.

He did. But he was just like tied in. I'm or he was playing tied in like similarly dominant, but not necessarily the guy who you like Alan Aminson was like, shitting on everybody. But just like, when you think of all the people I know, one dude. I know it's not one dude. It's fucking the gap. The gap from college to NFL is like Even that yeah, cuz you can read dominates

They say it's the biggest gap in like professional sports going from college football to professional football Yeah, the grown man. Yeah, yeah, and my college Football coach is guy Robert Jacarron Who went to Harvard and then played like for the Colts and he was like, you know, when I first got on team, he was like 50. He was like still so competitive with everybody. I think you fucking, he grabbed the face mask and like he would always like asserting his dominance

like as a coach, which I didn't mind, but he was like, you could just tell like, this guy is a fucking animal. He's a super smart guy. And we'd also like be like, you know, correcting you about things like, actually, start speaking like you know. Brad Amer.

Yeah. He would always be like, I'm smarter than you. I'm better than you at football. And he was aggressive. As super aggressive. All alpha male. Yes, super. And this is the kind of archetype of guy.

I'm not saying that you have to be like that. But when you meet guys who have made it in the NFL, it's like, that was their whole fucking world. Just can even be a journeyman. You know what I mean? Like you're just, it's so I'm glad I broke these. You can still coach like that. No.

Good question. Like grabbing faces and stuff. Yeah. No. But that doesn't even work. That's how people about him, like I didn't mind because like, you know what, he fucking cared. You know what I mean?

Yeah, and he was like, yeah, and he'd be like, the reason he was so, he'd be like, if people were fucking up or you did something wrong, he was like, we gotta get it right. It's that you're not doing it right. Honestly, I don't think that's the worst thing a kid could go through is, it's being coached like that.

And you're not gonna get that anywhere else, right? It's like it taught me how to be like, somebody can be up in your face screaming and telling you you're doing something wrong. And it's like, okay. So the Tigers in high school play football like with it. Yeah, like I mean in the coach I'm the face mask. Yeah, oh probably yeah The coach can't really do it now because everyone has their phone out. They're just gonna go viral

He's gonna fired but that's like one moment out of like you fuck up and like yeah I'm he grabbing one time and he's like well I thought you go out there on the wrong special team to like my bad and he's like all good one time and he's like, what the fuck did you go out there on the wrong special team? I'm like, my bad. And he's like, oh good, you know, and it's like over. But yeah, like it's like slap our helmets like. Yeah, really open hands slap to the helmet. Yeah, you can't do that anymore. Damn, that's so crazy.

But you probably couldn't handle it. Yeah, I'd be tough. If you know, if you were watching TV practice, it'd be tough. Yeah, be tough. Yeah, be tough. Damn. But again, that's on a college'd be tough. Yeah, it'd be tough. Damn. But again, that's on a college level.

You know, and it also just, I feel like it, some people hated it and quit. I felt like an added to, like, especially in a D3 school where it's like, you could treat it like a joke. Like, yeah, who gives a fuck? If the coach really cares, that makes you kind of feel like, yeah, I care too. More than I would have thought. Yeah, it's like a club team. Yeah, so it gives it a lot of fun.

Were you this size, like, did you bodyed up in high school? In high school, I got up to like 220. Yeah, so not that much. Pretty big. Like smaller than up to, you know, yeah, I was like, What do you have to weigh? 240 is about 30. Yeah, about 40.

So how tall are you? How tall are you? 63. 63 around the size of your body. About like 16. Oh, that's a big fucking kid. No, I was a late bloomer. I'd seen you, I was like 61ish.

Okay, yeah, I got to you. Like 175. Yeah, but I think I started high school at 160 and got up to like 220. And then, you know, trying to get, yeah. What? Just a big kid. Oh, I was just laughing. I was like, that's fucking huge.

Massive. 160 freshman year, you said? Yeah, but I was always on the skinnier side. You know what I mean? You're so mean. I was lean, yeah. And then I got into lifting weights and eating a bunch, and that's what I was like, good at is like figuring out

how to like bulk and eat a lot of calories. Yeah. That was my main skill. He just asked you a question. Yeah, no. You can't gain that weight, but that's also like me going through puberty gaining a few inches like. Yeah, just growing up.

Well, the last time you and I talked, you told me to like to track my calories more about you like my fitness power. I've been doing that a lot more. Yes. And like at the end of the day, like I'll see you like, if you eat this much, you'll see how much you'll weigh and it's been going up and up and up, but I feel fucking awful of some of the things. Really?

Yeah. Because I'm not used to eating that much. But I eat like a lot of salad and shit. No, he needs calories. Yeah. Yeah, to gain weight and put yourself in a surplus, it is somewhat uncomfortable. And I remember I used to like, so there was one point

where I was eating 500 grams of protein a day and like, you know, five or 6,000 calories. I don't recommend that. It's just like, it's like airing on the side of like We're eating like pizzas and shit I wouldn't be super honest. I don't take down a extra large Get the six on calories like you're gonna be yes I wait cows. I'm like that. Oh, I love cows

You know just to get the calories up but but knowing that like yeah if you hit these you can't eat too much junk To if you're getting like a goal of five kilograms of protein. That's two thousand calories of just protein You know what I mean so if you're hitting that it's just like so true I would eat every two hours at first. You're like I can't do this I'm gonna throw up eventually your body gets used to it and almost is like every two hours Like I want to get again. Yeah, so you can adjust both ways You know you you're working out now every two hours, I want to get it again. So you can adjust both the ways. You're working out now, Christian?

Yeah, I go every day. Yeah, that's why I said you look more at that. Thank you. I'll say that about people. I appreciate that. But yeah, I go every day, I've been like, I usually try and get eat a protein bar in the morning before I go and then I'll have muscle milk mixed

with protein shake after and I'll have look another protein bar or something. Are you eating your body weight in protein? More? Um, that'd be easy, right? Yeah, I think I, I'm trying to come up with like, what do you want for me? I'm what? I'm 40, yeah.

Yeah, you're fucking safe. It's the way you say it though. Really? Yeah, I'm trying to. I mean, I know. Yeah, that is pretty easy though. You're delivery on inside. And so here's a little principle.

If you're eating in a caloric surplus, turns out you don't, like, people go, how much protein should you eat? You actually need more protein when you're in a caloric deficit because your body is like looking for anything to break down and fuel itself. So you have to keep the protein super high, like maybe up to 1.5 times your body weight,

so that your body doesn't use its own muscle to break down into fuel for activities, right? So when you're in a cloister plus, and you're eating more carbohydrates and your body has that readily available to burn, you can actually get away with only eating like a gram per pound of body weight. Okay.

And you know, your DMs like this too, Mark, like are your DMs just filled with dudes? Like, hey man, only getting 30 pounds. No, not that bad. Most people want to lose weight. But maybe like 80% lose weight, 20% gain weight, and. And they're just all blowing up in your DMs about it? Yeah, yeah,

and not sure you get some shit talking there. Oh, of course, yeah, but he is so funny with the shit talking. Yeah, people try to come at me, but it's like if you come at me with your actual profile on it, it's like if you're coming at me from like zero followers, zero posts, I'll still roast you because you just sing the same three things over again. It's like the moment you came to my page to DM me, it's like, why do you have to hide yourself? You seem upset about something. Could it be that I'm existing? I like when they try to call you triggered.

Oh, yeah. It's like you wrote me. I'm triggered because you came to my page and felt compelled to write me a message. So weird world. Yeah. Especially because it's like, yeah, so I'm trying to like help people like get in shape

and you're upset by that. Yeah, it has to be something. I'm trying to like help people like getting shape and you're upset by that Yeah, it has to be something I'm not a famous enough actor for you When you said that someone Sometimes they try to call you failed actor. Oh all the time, but it doesn't make any sense when you fail it I mean like I'm again if I was Brad Pitt and just wanted an Academy Award, I'd be like, I bitch in when this year, you know, everybody's a failed actor. If you're talking shit online, everybody's a failed actor. I don't know, I mean, I make money acting.

Like, you know, I don't have this expectation for myself of like, if I don't win an Academy, you know, it's like, yeah, if I get roles and make do commercials and I'm on TV, which, you know, I'm making a living. At the time, somebody's telling me you'll come to me a field actor like yeah, you know Once you check me out on the three commercials that I have running right now or Nick Liddy excited Never bother you or you just got no because you look different. So you probably grew up with

Well, what I was gonna say You look You look he has you Oh You know you say you look different you to say you yeah, like you have an exotic looks I'm sure you grew up with right Well for sure when I was when I was younger and people would make unflattering Either comments or comparisons about my appearance. It's hard not think it personally and then you'd legitimately just realize one day you're like oh man, it seems to be only like Straight dudes who don't like me have something negative to say about my parents You know what I mean like the average like for example like a gay guy who is more comfortable with his sexuality

We're like why you're really good looking or something like not even in a hitting on way or a woman will say something and it's like, it turns out the spectrum of people who are like, feel compelled to come to my page and say something negative about that. Like, she or whatever it's like. It turns out, it's like, she or whatever it is.

When you're not posting from a private profile, you know, you're fat neckbeard having asked, you know, I just put their picture like I all that and they're all busted yeah oh just without a doubt and you're either you know coming from a private page or you know it's so funny

or you just look like mashed potatoes there's not a lot of male models in my DMs criticizing no or my act of regret or success will be or success will be not a lot of blue checks telling me I'm a failed actor so much.

That's why it never was, now if Kevin Hart was in the, I'd be like, I'm not gonna get off of it. That's not my editing. But it's not acting. It's not acting, you know? Yeah. Yeah, but I also like, here's the thing,

my expectations from my own career, it's like, I don't, I like with football where I was like, I never expected to be in the NFL. So doing D3 shit was like, oh, it's cool. I found acting later in life. And I also like, you know, I haven't been pursuing that and I'm necessarily straight from the jump with this idea of like, I need to be this famous or whatever.

So when I book a job, I'm like, oh, cool. I didn't expect to book any jobs during the pandemic. And then I got like, you know, TV shows and commercials. And I'm like, that's amazing. Yeah. And I never looked beyond that. I I'm like, that's amazing. Yeah. And I never looked beyond that. I'm just like, it is what it is. It's not up to me.

I can be good at acting and that's all I can worry about. Now you post more stories than anybody I know. True. I never thought I'd be that guy. I never thought I'd be that guy. I never thought I'd be that guy. I never thought I'd be that guy. But what a lot of it is is

Meams and funny things that people say to me, you know Right, that's my little cast fire The other funny thing that people will say is like oh my god. That's my work. This isn't even the worst of it. Two days ago it looked like little dots. Oh yeah, it's usually like active I am. It's insane how I look. So that looks, somebody calls me a big gay line and then let's look at that person. It's sad.

I mean, it's like a, this is a male model comparison. I'm going to get'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What till say he said are you still arguing like people are you still arguing till you just read through 150 comments

On your page yet to till's fast aim to me. I know I never punch down You know I know good if you if you win more fights all dress it You know if you if you get on a run there. I'll all right, and I think he got like all he was doing I'm just talking Some shit back to it, in that, he seemed cool. Yeah, for sure. For sure. All his little buddies, and there was a lot of the reason there's a hundred feet of comments here.

So much so good. Because all these till dick routers were like, fuck you, you wouldn't fucking step in a cage, you know what I mean? He's gonna fucking, I'm like, yeah. Okay, somebody want to pay me like a half a million dollars in that occasion, tell him, sure, let's do it. I'm the least of, that's not gonna happen.

I'm the least of till's, bro. Hey, you know, he was supposed to be the diamond. He was supposed to be the next Michael Bizzbing and it hasn't worked out for him. It's had a... Yeah, I'm a fan. And I wrote for the... Yeah.

Like I wanted to figure shit out. And I'm sure this Instagram's great and all that and maybe gets positive affirmation from his Instagram stuff. Like that's great. But when you tell Erie Hwanning, you know, a positive affirmation from his Instagram stuff, like that's great. But when you tell Erie Hoan in your dead bro, it's like, dude, that's not paying your bills, get in the gym and get focusmen. You're supposed to be the guy.

UFC gave you every opportunity to be successful. Yeah. Headline in Liverpool. Right. It's woodland, all this stuff. You were supposed to be the guy. As of now, you've been a failed guy. Yeah, I don't have time for it Right until you get your shit together. Yeah, you won't get a word out of me now

This is the most you get out of me. Yeah, and people are asking who juice is running telling you to come in? I'm like no, I'm talking shit all on my own You said Yeah, you. You said that's a problem. Yeah, you're like, A C-Till, I'm like, no, what's it gonna know? I said, would he steal another taxi?

Yeah. He's probably no way, since fans, I like him. Yeah, no again, we all, it's all for the, I hope you figured it out. And I think he, like, he took my joke because I was just using the format of like, he's saying you shouldn't be in the MMA world

and I'm like, hey, maybe you should neither That's not a bearer and so many dudes were triggered like Bro he does not Bar got hot today, Mark, Mark, Mark, Tom. He is asking the gym. That's what he needs to do. He's staffing, scram, getting the gym, blah, blah. And I wish him well. Yeah, can't be one out of your last four, you know,

and then, you know, walk around and get a big dick. Yeah, and we have to get to work. Did he pull out of Vittorig as of an injury? That's what he said. Yeah. Wait, did you hear the Paul Costafeng that somebody who's, this meme was going around there, like he didn't pull out of the fight with

Was he supposed to his head? Yeah, they were like oh he had a he had a hair transplant scheduled and there's this meme of him like with his hair shaved and like the marker around is who? Polycosthane they were like pull out because of money. He pulled out because he had a hair transplant. Oh, type of who? Yeah Which is just you know never underestimate the vanity of doing yeah polycosters right okay yeah oh wait yeah did you see the little let's see there you go polycosters that he pulled out oh wow the Jared caninear fight because of how much the UFC was paying him but in reality he was

scheduled to get a hair transplant surgery which takes six to 12 months to heal what's wrong with the hair in that picture I don't think you should get a hair transplant if that guy's hair looks like that. I know, right, yeah. You know what I mean? If your hair is a mom and I don't trust you can buy it. His hair looks like Biden. He's out like this.

Yeah, guys, guys, hair's awful. Hey, dog, I got you, man. I'd be like, well, why don't you do it? Yeah, right. Oh, wow, he did the whole thing. I'm surprised he let me take all these pictures. What do you see? He has good hair. Oh my god Oh, Calon's done it twice I think yeah, it hasn't taken for a

Debbie rough because it's a lot of my My take photos because it's a promotional thing. I know a lot of IG models will post Things that they get down to their I was like that can't be true. I know, I thought it was like someone makes a big thing. And even Dana White was like, dude, he's not in a position to negotiate for more money, which is harsh but true. Yeah. Oh, shit, looks legit.

Holy fuck, that's really his death. He looks so sedated right there. Yeah. He's not even in the hair, but that's plenty. So when we see him now, that's the transplant. Like, he has a set of hair on him now. Shit, fucking well. That's's it. That's the transplant like he has a set of hair on him now. Yeah shit fucking That's so gross. That's disgusting

Look like a bunch of pimples, but that was the it isn't want to go ball G Yeah, yeah, he looks good ball, though. I don't know why she wouldn't just go bald Yes, I said, I mean, but if that's his real hair right there, right? I know I don't think that is that after Because it looks before to me because it's like he looks like he's always like, but maybe he's like a bald spot in the back. From the fight he looks fine. And he's just that little spot. Let it be. Where are you on the go?

Baby. I don't think you can wear one when you fight that. That's where. Does he even do it? No. Somebody said in the comments, I just approve of this post. That's one day ago that's his real here there, okay, but you could see it's thinning though Yeah, it's all right. It's very good. It's just doesn't a son. No, sometimes

No guys get defeated. They don't always just get it like coming back like that. They'll be diffuse thinning You get real that I guess So he did actually go through it. It looks like this is and that's why he pulled out the fight But who knows when that video is taken to but it looks like it But if you need a hair transplant, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, you know, don't bother You can pause the fight whatever it's your money in career. Yeah, but then don't talk shit to the UFC. How you need to get paid more? Yeah, it just feels like it was a lot of energy like throwing up this smoke screen over here of I wasn't getting paid enough

I'm surprised I didn't come out. I would have just said the hair transplant Oh, hey, you get lit up you get lit up. You got lit up. Yeah, you should just said nothing You just turn out the fight. Oh never mind. You could told UFC. So the UFC knew what was up And he's like hey, I'm out for a year because I'm gonna hear trans went They'd be like oh wow, okay Then it went it came out and then you know what you don't want to win would have been is actually It's gonna hear transplant and then talk shit. That's worse way to handle it Okay, trying to help the guy you see trailer now it's the hospital. Oh, yep. You're a bell for that's one of the current

The odds they're it's even money man. Yeah Yep, you tore a bell for that's one of the current odds there. It's even money man. Yeah I mean, V Torken you know, you're talking box man. They testing for this. No Which which we should be sure they test you with it. No Either one we were test spot, you know negative for that. I mean Oscar didn't test hot for cocaine V Tor whatever I mean, Oscar and Testhot for cocaine, V-Tore, whatever. Yeah. Okay. Do they say the fights just a... September 11th of all dates.

Hmm. I'm hopeful, but okay. Yeah. Careful, on the 20-year anniversary, I couldn't just wait a day. I wonder how that's gonna... I mean, I can't do great on fucking pay-per-view. That fight?

No. We're all gonna watch it though, right? Uh, you're gonna watch it? I'll watch, I'm more interested in Jake Paul Tarwoodley. Yeah, for sure. That's like a real fun. What is that one? August?

August 26. Close. August 26? Yeah, pretty good. Yeah, I feel like what are the stakes of this? I know the stakes of the Jake. Just do I mean, I see VTOR as a legend, and the May Delohoi was a legend in a legend and marketing so you get to the old heads going at it. I'm coming. They're gonna have a Like there's so much more stakes for the you know the Paul would oh big time. Yeah, they're gonna have that fight on a Thursday

26th Thursday, that's one of my brain. Are you sure? Yeah, are you saying? Jake is 26th of Thursday, no, it's a Saturday of this month. Yeah. Is 26th of Thursday? No, it's a Saturday of this month. Yeah. Oh, no, I'm saying August. August? It is. It's definitely not Thursday of this month, right?

It's Thursday. In August. Cheyentipin, when is Woodley Jake? I thought it was 26. Maybe it's not. Yeah, it definitely went to it on Thursday. It'd be great. 28th. Yeah. 28.

Oh, 28. So that's a Saturday. Yeah. Nope. That makes more sense. Yeah. Yeah, Thursday would be a bad idea. I kind of think they had fights on Thursdays.

What do you got on that fight? Which one, Jake Woodley? Good fight. Good fight. What are you shaking your head, Jen? Which one Jake Woodley? Good fight. Where's shaking your head, Jen? No, I mean, it's exciting. I don't know who's going to win. I'm basically even on the beach.

I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. I don't know who's going to win. Yeah. Yeah. Depending on how much Woodley, the food truck with Jake just dropped to.

He was talking about, I was asking him who he wanted to fight. And he was like, you know, I want to fight Ouse Man in my head. I'm like, well, that's never happening because you have C contract They're gonna allow that yeah allow that to happen. He's like a Nate Diaz. He's like that fuck Nate Diaz up Like dude Nate can box bro. Yeah, but he you know, he's going after these UFC guys. Dana's never gonna allow it I wonder why the UFC guys the most famous who you go for I mean you seem to like Nate Diaz makes sense, but as you're saying, it's not gonna happen.

That'd be a tough fight, Jake. Although Nate actually was one of the first people to clap back at him online, to be patient. I think Jake was talking shit to McGregor, and Nate was like, what the fuck in mouth bitch? Yeah, you're doing it. Yeah, he was like, you're dealing with real fighters, man. Yeah, yeah, makes sense.

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Okay. So the director of the fourth Jackass movie... filed a restraining order against bam and we've had to go on the show before and i guess now they've come out and said that the reason why bam wasn't in the movie is because the one caveat to him being a part of the production would be that he can't get high yeah and you just couldn't do that but you can't have gone bad on basically everybody in the production saying that they're trying to use them as a puppet and then discard of him

Steve Oh Steve Oh jumped on his comments. It was like dude. We all love you everyone here loves you But you know, we don't love it when you're high and like you're the one who decided to get loaded when they told you You're not supposed to like this is on you made it up. Yeah, it's always wow when people get like that They make it about like the people of being like their team being against them It's like man, you're just struggling with you know, it's always telling yeah I mean when somebody is that convinced that everybody around them is the problem But it's usually obviously a right flag. Oh, yeah I wonder if you want Dr. Phil by the way, my dear. No, he like recruited Dr. Phil to be like oh

I saw him that same shit where he's like man Everyone's against me and like my mom and this. What Dr. Phil say. Did he give them layups or was he? No, like he was like, he was, he was, did you talk to Phil? This, I heard Dr. Phil's an asshole. That's what I've heard.

I've heard he's pretty tough. Yeah, I've heard that. Oh shit. Yeah, I'm just making a good TV, you know? But I remember thinking like, oh, this isn't, you know, his approach was fair to bam, but also like, hey hey letting him know like You obviously have some issues you're working through with all these substances and they talk to the people who he's accusing of like undermining him or doing whatever

You know he is doing a bunch of different drugs and it just stays in the attic has the tone of somebody who's like He's just so upset that like other people are doing stuff and it's this person It's never any accountability Did you see his threats to that director? of somebody who's like, he's just so upset that like other people are doing stuff and it's this person, it's that person. Yes, never any accountability. Did you see his threats to that director? He's like threatened, you know, he's like, make sure you tell your kids goodbye. He's like, you know, what? He's writing him death threats.

He was talking about his family and the letters as well saying, like, look at your kids, write me a check. It's really unfortunate. Look at your children, grab your pocketbook and write a check. If you're unfortunate. Look at your children grab your pocket book and write a check if you're Agreed and cheap look at your children again If you don't sign the paper look at your children sign your stupid fucking contract before your blank not safe anymore That's wild. It's so wild But also I will say you had a great show on MTV. Oh

People of mail I had a great show on MTV. Oh, people of the band. Yeah. That's a great show. So fun. So many of these parents, I always felt like, we were. We felt bad for his dad.

Yeah. His dad, you just, you'd wake him up and just start punching him all over. Like I'm just like, dude, like, and I get like fucking with your parents to a degree, but it's just like, I, yeah, my response, I was like, ugh, I feel bad. It was like watching Bump fights, it's like, I feel bad. Yeah.

And his dad's all big and sick. Yeah. Yeah. It was a tragedy. Yeah, it's like I feel bad. Yeah, it is. It is dad's all big and sick. Yeah. It was a tragedy. I can't move quick. I never enjoyed that. Yeah. And so I'm just making this connection of like the kind of guy who would be like, I know a funny repeating joke.

I'm like, he's like, shut up, my dad. We come up before the morning. Yeah, fuck out. That's that fun. So, and that's always why like, I'd never really like doing pranks, you know, like when we're be on 50 central, be like, oh, you're doing a prank today. I'm like, I hate going up to strangers

to fuck with people like that. Yeah. And some people are just more comfortable with it. So, it's your first time. I think for a bam, it's tough too, because remember, he kind of started, he was kind of the creator of JackS, because he had, yeah,

because yeah, he was in a Johnny Knox. It was Johnny Knox. It was bam, he started way before that, because he had, can't kill yourself videos of Okay, why to yeah, and then that what that went way more viral than before jackass did and that's where they think that's where they found Bam and then they brought bram bam on board because he was already doing that stuff But can't kill yourself was bigger was before jackass can't kill yourself That's his brother's band CKY and then they came out with the video CKY and band was a legit skateboarder pro

Yeah, it's catered for toy machine element I think for him it's like pretty pretty hit hard. Yeah, I got me the original. I used to watch videos of when I was in like fucking Fifth sixth grade. Yeah, like these old school and besides Johnny Knoxville, Bam was making the most mine He was he was a band, but he was making you a little bam was big, but he like he had a bunch of real estate like he had a business like He was curled. Yeah purple Lamborghini at one point. Oh, yeah, no stupid. Yeah, that thing was fire Yeah, I can't kill you so I was fucking big man Oh, yeah, well for him and it all went downhill once his friend Ryan Dunn died his best friend died in a GT3 RS That was crazy. I remember when that happened. That was crazy

She felt when you were drinking did you ever go to bars and like just talk with random people or like I said they're by myself Because man was not her, I was like I'm sick of fucking going these bars and hanging out with nobody's And this kind of reminded me of like to be an Alcoholic like unless you're just drinking privately like you go to a bar and it's kind of like everybody's your friend now or whatever No, I was kind of like like I just kind of like like just fucking introvert. Yeah, just drinking a party a part in crime We drink with you go to buddy. No, I didn't eat no help I can do this alone. It's a little bit different when you're celebrity and it's kind of like Yeah, it was just coming up to you. Yeah, I go to like no help. I can do this a little bit different when you're

celebrity and it's kind of like yeah, it was just coming up to you. Yeah, I go to like these a little like dive bars and kind of just sit there by myself like now if you're an alcoholic like you be like the most popular guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can still land them drunk though. Yeah, I bet. Yeah, 100 out of 100. Yeah, that is. Well, yeah.

But I mean, you know, like it, yeah, need us to say, it does suck that like, this is the route that like, it's going because I mean, I've always fucking. Well, I was watching that John Baluci doc last night. Even him, they, they have a interview, you know, he's really hardcore addict. So he was doing something with the blues brothers and jumped off stage and broke his leg, then they put him on painkillers. No, like once he got started on painkillers,

he'd never stopped. And then from painkillers, it went to, you know, heroin like hardcore drugs. And then he was just straight addict. And then people, like, this is the 70s for you. Like he was missing Saturday at life because he was fucking getting high. And like, that's why.

Going to rehab But then we call into the show and they made a joke out of it Like it was nuts like we would never do that today and then they have them I it looks like he's at the store. I don't know where he's out. He's right by the store It's these two guys interview him and like when you were here last year nobody knew your name now everybody knows who you are And he's like how's it feel that everybody knows who you are? He's like, I mean, they I guess they know my name. They don't know you guys. They don't know me are. And he's like, how's it feel that everybody knows who you are? He's like, I mean, I guess they know my name. They don't know me. Yeah. He's like, I don't know those people. Yeah. You can tell he's like super lonely. Yeah. Super like, he's like, they don't

call me man. He's like, that's pretty interesting statement because I just kind of like today, like people, I mean, if you really think about it, like being a, you know, celebrity or something like, I feel like that's still in the play. Like know your name Yeah, they don't like know you know Well think of if you're if John Blusher was doing that now and was into social media imagine his comments Like if he just went M.I.A. on a huge show because of drugs his comments He'd get lit the fuck up and they sees that think about the mental that would fucking yeah tailspin tailspin Yeah, it's heartbreaking. Yeah, I remember tailspin. Tailspin. Yeah, it's heartbreaking, man. I remember tailspin.

So do I. What else you got, Jin? Okay, so this only fans model, along with seven of our friends, rented out a house for a week in, I believe it was Naples, Florida. They spent a little over 20, shout out to Naples. They spent a little over 26 grand for the spot. And once they unloaded their stuff and they unpacked, they decided to have a barbecue.

They got in the bikinis, started having a good time. And she took this photo, posted it on Instagram. Shortly after the owners of the home said that they were all gonna be kicked out of the rental property because they did a quick search of all of their social media posts and they found out she was the only fans mall so they assumed that she was doing porn. They had a strict rule about not doing porn. Oh they're 60. They're definitely older. Yeah. Yeah, they're pretty good. But she said that her along with all her friends already told them like hey we're not

filming porn right doing any of that. We're just here to relax, do some yoga, maybe record like yoga content, but we're not naked, we're not doing porn. But they got kicked out because she is on OnlyFans is what she's stating. Weird. And as you know, we posted any like, a porn-o-ish videos. I'm not sure actually. She could be somebody who post new to OnOnlyFans,

she could be somebody who posts like Instagram, comment, just behind a paywall, content. Yeah. So I don't really know what type of stuff she makes, but she's saying that she doesn't do porn and she got kicked out of this rental property because she's just elderly folk that didn't understand. Yeah, but I mean, for while OnlyFans was. Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah. No, it's really not anymore. It's like, kind of like a, okay. For a content thing. This hurt. Mm-hmm. Carly. Who else would it be? I mean to be fair. I think the owners assumed Assumption's are like terrible neck on the yeah, that's someone that's a little Little boy over a 40 but oh this one. Oh, yeah

What do you think is going on? Yeah, it says, yeah, show you. It's something. I think it's not. Different version of the Heimler. Yeah, yeah. She had a piece of steak. You can see why the owners, they probably went to her Instagram, like, okay, this is a lot.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I bet her only fans pretty lit. Yeah, I feel like it's a lot of fun. I mean, you just wanted the other fans to see what was going on. They were like, before we kick you out, like, let's just get the house. Maybe the husband's husband's house. Yeah, just I was going on. They were like before we kick you out like let's just get the house. Maybe the husband. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna back right back to see what's I don't want to make any need to confirm that she's doing porn.

Super baddy. But yeah, she's beautiful. But with the yeah, I mean, that's a homeowners. It is their house. They don't want that in the house. Yeah. All right. Uh-huh. Toys say, it's grand though, they're ballin'. Yeah, that's for a week, $3,000 per person. That was a little over for a week. They're only saying that for a week,

and it cost $26,400. Yeah. So she's clearly killing it, I only found the chicken and all of that. Oh, she killed it. Kill it. That only fans probably pretty late, yeah. She's probably so I can take it on the only time.

Maybe. Definitely. I mean, that's a little choke. I do hear she's something. And that's why I got to kick that. See, that post definitely got our only fans subscription bump. Right. We're now everyone's talking about it better.

Put your sales like a mother. Oh, true. Every time I feel like. Is he just looking like a pro pro? I'm never really looking at a pro. Like, Jesus Christ, you're not. I feel like every time one of these stories goes viral about like a girl getting fired

or kicked out of something because her only fans, it helps them ultimately. So for like girl that sucked off all the suns members, so apparently she, not doing it. Oh, yeah, but she wasn't really like a only fans person. She was like a IG model. I hate to use a word thought, but like, you know what I mean? She was doing that before she was only fan.

She probably would've used that word about herself. I know, yeah, if I get you expressed that she's so tall, seven, dangling. Apparently, it's not going well for her. She's like, I lost my job. I kicked off the internet. Oh, shit. Yeah, she kicked out the internet.

The internet was like, uh-uh. I don't know more. Thank you. Let's get to. OK, this is like a little attachment to that last story, but only fans recently got a valuation of $1 billion because they're promoting OnlyFans TV, where they're doing cooking shows and fitness shows. Where?

They're trying to go more of the Patreon route now, where you can't have sex stuff on there, but they're trying to branch out into different avenues. Yeah. Somebody told me they were like, oh, you can do it on the fans, and it's like, it's like a lifestyle content. A lot of people do that. And that's cool.

Like, and you can get people to like, pay money to look at your vacation pictures. That's awesome. Yeah. But I would never start an only fan, like I always do between the two of Patreon because only fans has the stigma. Yeah. You know, you don't want to be going out a guy set up for my only fans that'd be tell a lot of guys have stigma you know you know who has not has an only

fans from love island do you remember that guy Lucy was dating the sandwich guy oh yeah yeah he has only fans where he makes sandwiches. Oh, yeah, it does it do well. I don't know I don't know But he has a free account Right, yeah, yeah, where he shows you how to make his favorite sandwiches. I thought you hook him in I'm longevity of that after you know after a while like six sandwiches Yeah, I know right He said I get a lot of comments if you want to see the same cheese once again Okay, this is a sad story um in San Jose a few days ago

There was a 32-year-old man at a bar and he was very drunk. He was getting a little belligerent. He got kicked out for being drunk and trying to lift up a woman's shirt. He later got kicked out him and a 24 year old woman walked towards his car and I guess they decided to get it on because she started giving him head. They both didn't go that far.

Yes, inside the car. They both didn't know that the car was in reverse and they were going 45 miles per hour backwards. So fast that they crashed into the bar and hit somebody who was dining outside. She's imagining a car going 45 and thinking it was stationary. In reverse.

But in reverse. In reverse. While getting your dicks out. When they hit that person right there. Yeah, and the woman unfortunately passed away. And it's a truck. Yeah, must've been on real head for him, not to realize he's gone.

He must've been so hammered. Yeah, going backwards for 45 miles an hour. He's doing time. I wonder what happens with the girl. I don't know, that's a great question. Yeah. Would she be considered and Yeah, like do you think she's gonna head to jail?

I had to apologize I just Just off the dome He's Girl would be fuck to, not me. Involved in voluntary money. Man, she's, she's, that's what he's driving in a way. If you get pulled over by a cop, no matter what you're thinking, it's driving by being in there drunk.

Yeah. No, she effected his driving by sucking his dick. She could, she could get behind the wheel, hey. She got behind the wheel. She's there both. I don't think he was intending to drive. Like, I don't think they got in the car and they were trying to drive off.

They got in the car so he could get ahead. Yeah. And then he just put it in reverse on accident, maybe? That's what they were trying to drive off. They got in the car so he could get ahead. Yeah. And then he just put it in reverse on accident, maybe? That's what they're trying to say. I don't know if you can charge her with involuntary man sucker, but I don't. See yourself. Mark.

Yeah, that's not true. Yeah, because she didn't physically start the car, and she's like, I didn't fucking tell him to put him in reverse or hit the gas. You're just here to suck dick. But if you get pulled over, if you're driving and you get pulled over and the girl's poor drop performing head on, you don't, they get, don't, wouldn't, both of you get arrested for like, isn't that like, um, public and do, public and do, yeah.

Let's take that to the extreme. If you're sucking somebody's dick while they shoot somebody, are you responsible? Yeah. Like if you're sucking a dick and you suck shoot somebody, are you responsible? Yeah. Like if you're sucking, if you're digging a sandwich, that's a good point. That's a good point. I think having sex in a car is like in public, isn't it? Yeah.

I think, yeah, having sex in a car is like the privacy of the car. Yeah, okay. So she's in trouble. Going away for like 10 years, like he he is I bet he gets eight to 10 Yeah, you think just eight to 10 yeah, maybe like voluntary man. So is she a sex offender now? Is that like with public indecency with that would she get that? Oh, I Probably gonna get charged with a lot. Yeah, she can have to introduce herself to all the neighbors He went to jail for getting his dick sock now is gonna be sucking dick and jail

Sex offender He went to jail for getting his dick sock now. He's gonna be sucking dick and jail Sex offender, but we should talk on him thing or two before he goes our boy Jay Park is in the news As a cream pop star, okay, he's made it here in the US of the manager of Crisombie. Yeah, yeah, part of the management team Part yeah his his his company represents. Yeah, part of the management team. Part, yeah, his company represents something like that. So he's accused of cultural appropriation because he did this video, like a cover of Kendrick Lamar's DNA.

DNA, yeah, yeah. Which I love that video. Yeah, but I'll just show you what Jay Park did here. Let me see. This is just a sample of it. He actually made the YouTube video private now because of all the controversy. He's big though.

It's not like this. He's big though. It's not like he's enormous. He's huge The way they're dressed, yep. What? It's basically just the way they're dressed. So the, you know, the loss of the braids, dreadlocks, that kind of stuff. So they're saying he's trying to jack their culture. What? He made a really good response saying like, you know, he's inspired by, you know, black and Latino culture.

Let me see when the beat drops, Jen. Alright. I don't see that beat yet. His Korean is really good. Yeah. Alright, that was a good idea. His Korean is really good. Oh, it's like a sound like that. Oh, I don't have that car in the video Bottom what much No, it's not braids, but he's done troubling no, no, no, it's just The public it's just like the woke last yes, yeah

No, no, do your fucking thing dog, but it may news so yeah, no I mean just keep do have you guys seen the Japanese cholos? Yes, yeah Yeah, it's a huge cold It's a huge cold Huge cold Yeah, huge cold Yeah, that's a lot right or two. Who gives a fuck yeah? Yeah, yeah, why so here's Apparently huge coach now is culture of culture of our culture of appropriation now because apparently someone who got a tan

They were getting backlash for it because like it was something you're trying jack or Look They're trying to, yeah. They look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, I was like, no, don't worry. I'm going to be very bicandicle-marble. This is almost a tribute. I could see the problem if you're like, oh yeah, I invented this. Yeah, I'm gonna step in. Yeah, I feel like now I invented sagging pants and braids. Yeah, like that being an issue, but if you're giving credit to the source

and also not like using it to like I still wonder how much is something else. I still wonder how many people are actually mad. Yeah, it is. Yeah, I'm gonna do it too. Cause I probably, I bet you most people don't want to be blunt with her. Yeah. It's yeah, I'm gonna do because I probably I've been to most people when he don't fucker. No, yeah. It's probably a lot of white people.

There was enough room to make his video private though. So I'm sure his you know his managers and agents the white people. Yeah, a lot of angry white people. Exactly. I wanted to get your opinion on this Brendan because this is Sean Strickland who's got who has a fight Pretty soon. He was grappling with this guy. Oh, yeah She's talking about this really yeah, so this guy is Orlando Sanchez like black belt And he's a monster. Yeah, he's pretty popular in the gittoo circuit So Sean says that he did some move that you just don't do They're near or not. It's with his arm. I'll show you got an underhook. Yeah, and he like rolled with Underhook and then did he crank it? Yeah

God he is thick thick thick and short Yeah, is that too much right there too? Yeah, that's definitely frowned upon and he's so much bigger It's coming up it'll come up in a bit. We're good for the smaller one. Is that fucked up? Yes. Right there.

He dropped it. He did this to his arm. One, bro. One. Whoa, whoa, whoa. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. Why bro why? Why? Give it away bro. Give it away bro. What the fuck man?

Why? What? What? Yeah, it's definitely a dirty move. Yeah, it's a dirty move? Yeah, that's what I want to know. Super, yeah, I mean. Also with somebody who's got a...

I'll see, you know, you have a fight coming up. Yeah, where can I just got the elbow joint? What did Chale say about it? Chale was like, if it happens once and then it happens again, it's almost like it kind of, in a way, vindicates him doing it because he's like, oh, he doesn't, it's like an instinct, which is, you know, the most favorable interpretation of it.

But we instinctively know that that's a dirty move. Like, you're purposely trying to torture him. I mean, it reminds me of working with bigger guys and wrestling. Especially with a guy. It's like, don't fucking do that. You're throwing your weight around and it's not cool. But like, yeah, Chale's, Chale's saying he has a fight coming up.

Yeah, it's like, what are you doing? Chale's angle was, it vindicates the first time doing it because you can see that all he knows when somebody gets an underhook is to do that. But it's like, I wouldn't train with a guy. I wouldn't train with a guy. Would we a German Shepherd?

Yeah, I wouldn't, then I wouldn't, I can't train with that guy then, if he's that dirty guy. It's just like easy to break someone's aren't like what he like he kept like like it's like basically like You're trying to get in here Like that quickly with a lot of force you can dislocate your shoulder It's also just like there's y'all see your You know you just get the point there's for injury.

Yeah. It's not like, you know, I'd be pissed too. I don't know if I'd hit back fist him in the face. I'm not gonna be back. Oh, this is my guy right here. Oh, you talking with sons. Did you see this on? The sons and four?

Yeah, sons and four, don't. So what do you do is messaging me like, you guys should have a tell Brandon to bring him on fire to the kid. I know we were going to. Oh, right. Nick was talking, we were having my king of sting, but King's sting is gonna come out next week, so okay

He's probably gonna be popular anymore This dude beat the fuck you did a hockey move on him. He did the hockey move garden the Jersey I'm gonna be eating a fuck out of the hole. I love I love how they do try to just sucker punch That's the beauty. That's why this is beautiful because I hate sucker punchers. Oh, yeah, I got what he deserved That's why this is beautiful because I hate sucker punchers. Oh, yeah, I got what he deserved Sun's in for and then his team He even looks like a work. He misses things like all right, bitch. Yo first of all fuck that haircut The simple Jack Cholo. Yeah, what?

Look, you still hold them down I know and boom I want to shout that's how we That's what it looks to wake back. What is another presence of mine is standing for? And he was right. Yeah I applaud that kind of ruthlessness We get this shitty DJ And then he got fucking Denver's most wanted who didn't chime in either. Yeah, unfortunately those are Denver guys. I really want to say that's how we get down to Phoenix, but I mean, this is from time to time.

Yeah, not often. We got to do the Felix fan was from Denver apparently. Somebody who says that. Yeah, I guess that's somebody who's telling me. But even Booker got a profile put legend. Yeah, I guess that this is somebody who's telling you even booker got got a Pro-File but legend Yeah, you put legend Suns in four because I forgot

Right everybody's been screenshot of the him holding up What a legend shout out to that dude I'm in his name, but and the video you wouldn't care But it's that guy tried sucker punch him so he's kind of indicated of dedicated. Yeah. Yeah. No, that was good. I like that I thought those sons and four are we talked about this before Tessica Brown who put gorilla glue in her hair. Yeah, I had to go to the hospital So she has her own hairline now forever hold

forever It's a product She gained fame and now she's a new product. That's a stick and nothing. Good for her for turning this fucking tragedy into a business. She did something with it. Hopefully it goes well. What was she thinking?

I know. What the fuck? But then Kat, you mentioned that some people actually put a little bit. Yeah, I think Shippell was telling me that there are certain people. No, Barbara, I told you guys. Oh, you've been showing it actual Barbara. Bitch, I used to a little bit. Yeah, I think Shippell was telling me that there are certain people. No, Barbara, I told you guys. Barbara is showing her actual Barbara. Bitch, I use grilogy. I was doing some dudes hair, yeah. Wow. But she like,

Yeah, there was, You got a little dab of do ya? In the, In the punk rock scene too, there's always this like, like I use like egg whites in my hair before when I, Oh yeah. Oh, the hell, There's this different like,

you know he's here like some different thing. Would you have a little bit of spikes? Or no, just regular spikes, but I remember like, it's something like I went to school one time with egg whites in my hair. But it's like, it's like gel. The picture of you in the, the picture of you in the,

I just buy regular gel. The picture of you in the ranch. The picture of you in the ranch. That was probably regular gel, but. That was regular gel. I'd learned at that point. This is really inefficient use of eggs. But stuff, I mean like egg white. Regular job, but that's right good job. I'd learned at that point. This is really inefficient use of eggs

But stuff I mean like you know you would hear like Elmer's glue right? Huge fucking mohawk like hair spray is it really gonna do it? You know what I mean? I'll get all your hair to stick that shit. Yeah, you want to yeah, but I'll so don't do that. Yeah, I'll say just don't wear that hair You want to, but also don't do that. Yeah, I'll say just don't wear that hairstyle. Well, the mohawk, hey, let it be, man. But also don't do that. Mohawk, you're dumb, bro. Let's do it for the casualty. His name's Jake.

You still have the biggest fucking mohawk in the world. You don't see a lot of them. I can't, Jake from the casualty. Very impractical. Yeah. You can't see your mohawk. It was very in 2000s. Yeah.

You don't, you don't, you't you don't see anybody with it these days Well look for his shit was used to be fucking His dad how your buddy Tim Armstrong. Oh, yeah, Tim Armstrong The yellow that's so much work. No, it's gonna go down But is that a wig little no that's not a wig that's it. That's him back in the day Yeah, that's just a little excessive. it's just fucking dope, man. It's a hard That's your hard. I'm like George. It will make my heart pass if you're an actual peacock. That's great

That's the whole band there all of them did it the casualties. Yeah Those are guys. They look really nice. No, they're amazing. He's a guy from We're at so big daddy the spin they got my mouth like a singer spin to the ground The little singer was singing and he was spitting into the crowd and one of the spits landed in my mouth And then he spin your mouth. Were you happy? Spend your mouth. Were you happy? Spend your mouth. No, I was like I was Yeah, it is. It kind of makes me wrong. No, yeah. Said you. Well, you you okay? That ridiculous here. Scott was singing along with him. Yeah, and then he's all. Yeah, and I was

dude, I I never so heated so do you know? So disrespectful. Oh my god. What were you more mad about that or when my armpits wet when you Just standing over me I wait for I know I was I was bitch. Yeah, it's a little just like one drop Cuz he was all moving around talking to bring them Not a good spot I was like, yeah, and I was just like, you're done already? I was like, the, oh! Not a good spot. Yeah, fucking, the spit was probably the worst because it was like a lugie. Yeah.

He swallied. I just swallied? Oh, he spitted right back. Oh, you're still fanning. And I was like, rubbing my tongue. It's like the program, you know? Pity fucking sucks. Bro, the one, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. The one black guy in the crowd. My it's like the program you know

Hold up hold up the one black guy crown. He's I was like 14 was my first time seen. Oh, so I was. He's the one black guy. No, no, no. What's that? No, he's been on everybody. He wasn't just me. Yeah, he's been on all the black guys. I've actually heard that about a couple of bands. I was talking to a security guard who has told me that the lead singer fallout boy spits a lot.

And the security guards have to stand there and forget spit on left to play. Yeah, I mean you think about it. They're singing they don't have a lot of time to like, well that's between versus. You think people in the audience are like this motherfucker spin. But like at punk shows there's not like security guards like that. There's no like no barricades because everyone's just kind of like fucking all over the place. So like we're like you're on stage off stage you're on stage. No, this is really, really blurring lines between a performance audience, huh? So like we're like you're on stage off stage you're on stage You know what I mean I fucking still love the advance of this day and it was what's funny fast forward You're right or I went saw them like years later. I went saw a down she's been my Fan anymore I once saw a dail she spent my fucking I'm not gonna be a fan anymore. Yeah, but you don't know the way all the rags are fucking mine.

What a positive. You're all too respectful of this. Wait, it depends on who it is. It depends on what it is. Rather, she's in your mouth. I'd rather do it. No, please don't. It feels like a lugee.

But you gotta see the lead singer. Time in the lead singer. You gotta see what he looks like. You gotta see his teeth. Leasing or what? Casualties. You'll see the lead singer type in leasing. You gotta see what he looks like. You gotta see his teeth. Leasing or what? Casualties. You'll see. George Jorge or George Jorge.

It was fun. You're in a band in this world. You can spit in my fucking. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh. Bro, look at the top, the far right, the the top far right where he's like oh Guys fucking hot the lean your mouth

Did you get the black plague like how he doesn't like healthy I survived COVID Right you got the OG vaccine OG right there from vaccinated for L.A.C. Clearly with those two English. He's not no. He's clearly with those teeth. Oh, he's not? No, he's a, I think he's got those English teeth. He might be, he's from New York. He might be Puerto Rican. Oh, that's terrible.

Yeah, a lot of British vibes from those teeth. Is that like his trademark to pick his nose? I don't know. Or is it horse teeth is straight? It looks like he has a pack of teeth. I don't know where he's from. I can't remember where he's from. It's like the boy went down here.

He's got the, come here. Let me just He is he look like those fake like now sat you putting those those are Well those were modeled off something You know and they're really that was it was I mean think about that can't leave you from that dude You're telling me punk rockers are not the best oral hygiene is it? Oh fuck no, I would rather when. When I became like when I started kicking with all these punks, I go, no one fucking showers.

No one likes the first or teeth. Yeah, well that's fucking the same thing. I'm saying it's part about, because it's like so DIY low maintenance, like we don't give a fuck, we don't shower, but then like you're spending an hour on your hair. Yeah, I guess that's what the grooming energy goes to. Yeah, we all shower for the leap fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at all, yeah, now. Fuck the shower for the leap fuck It's Fuck it. It's still I'll still go see the casualties to this day But they they have a new lead singer and years later when I went saw them Actually got to sing a song with them. So was it kind of like a did you say like hey man? And you say hey man, you're old singer spin my mouth and you guys tell that no, I didn't tell Right when I walk up to Funny story when I was kid Now when you performed with them. Did you spit in anyone's mouth? No, I did not I don't I don't spit hashtag paid for it gross

Of you on stage singing with them I don't spit hashtag paid for it gross You have videos that anywhere? I can't see you That'd be safe The spit or the- Of you on stage singing with them Uh yeah, I'd rather that Horendus tooth man piss on me Been spitting my mouth I'd rather them take his weird dick out And piss all over the front And you're gonna have to take his weird dick for sure

Oh here it is, cause we see it Peace annotate Here Chen We'll see it We get the one of Shepel on the third one there chin. No, I sit at you through. I have to get out of here soon to fucking practice with your band. Hey, hey, what do you always think to me? You want to make it reality base? That fucking trap song. Oh, we know scroll down my Instagram. It's on my Instagram. It's one here definitely no different one go

Scroll I mean this was years ago, right? No, I had posted it not too long ago Keep going it's on here my money was funny my money was funny He's gone go a little quicker. Yeah I just I just hit the video right there. All right. It hit except I get the photo you. You know, I got one of me in the pit too. Look at me.

Oh, look at the guy with the Mohawk. Oh, dude. You see me? Where is he? Which one? Oh look at the guy with the Mohawk You see me Where is it which one's I have to go I see you another one chin that's me in the pit. Are you the one to crouch earthy? No, I'm not The only black in the video I want to assume anything Brennan. I don't There's what there's me in the

Good She's that's so I live my best life That yellow the picture you make in your shirt is, you look like Eric Griffin mixed with Martin warrants and that a little bit. Thank you, that's a nice one. For those mic glasses? Yeah.

It's being a rancid t-shirt. All right, get off my profile. Yeah, it looks like a Snapchat filter. It could zoom in on me. I think that's my glasses my old glasses. Oh those are yours. Yep. That is Shins you look like Martin Lawrence in Blue streak and that I do yeah, yeah, thank you He's again, no, it wasn't he's a good looking. That's why I said thank you I know yeah, cuz originally I did want to box his ass, but now I saw this video and I was like I don't want to do that

I had a step back. I had pulled from the fight as they called it You know have a hair transplant coming up. No, I don't what else you got you in one more. Yeah, it's just this So usually black bears and greasy bears are cordial. They're cool, but these are both hungry so you'll see this Rachel But these are both hungry so you'll see this uh... Yeah, facial tension. You're fucked up. Ha bear can climb a tree I'm out of here dude oh he's a little guy too yeah they say black bears can climb a lot higher than white bears how are they can jump higher too so you're trying to get up he can't oh that but the brown bears are not crawl no well grizzly at least can't come big they wait too much she felt you were saying black bears have more fast-witch muscle fiber. Yeah

Extra muscle is a little black bear. Yeah, he was gonna eat him You would eat him. Yeah, that's it. All right kids that is it We got new dates L.A. I'm a ha ha's comedy club that is July 16 through 17 Friday Saturday L.A. Finally fucking back open man. So July 16 through 17th me and some friends will be at ha ha's and L.A. The only one on there. I don't think Tickster will be up but the big boy for me is San Antonio September 26 27th at the AT&T Center out there in San Antonio. Those things to be on sale soon. That's a big one for your boy.

What do you got? Oh, and then New Thick Boy merch drops next Friday. Friday morning, New Thick, all New Thick Boy merch, Sleeves of Suggies and Thick Boy Shorts Drop next Friday at ThickBoy.com. No, I kept saying Lutherville to Monion, but I guess Friday at thickboy.com. Thick-by-sees. I kept saying Lutherville, Timonium, but I guess that's just Baltimore. Yeah. So I'm gonna say Baltimore,

I'm here at the age. I'll just put Baltimore in that. Yeah, I don't know why I should, July 15th through 17th, MacGoopies, Joe Chaos, and then the one I'm really super, super excited for is brilliant and probably, fine. I'm gonna get my shot. Mm-hmm.

You know, I'm excited, dude. Get for you, you know, Mr. Marg. August 26th. Mr. Mark, the body Harley. Just, you know, a new episode of Side Hustle, premiering July 17th, I think, is actually not in the dates, but I think there is another couple episodes that I'm in that are gonna drop.

And, you know, I'll just be in North Carolina next week shooting an extra sausage commercial. You can cast me in. Charlotte, North Carolina Stand up Okay, you know I'll respond you and just I'll be shooting the commercial all day So I don't know if we do want to take pictures with you outside of gyms You know hey, we could do it, you know. And then Brian's in. He's the funny bone right now, Albany, New York.

Go see Brian June 18th and 19th. I think that's Friday, Saturday. Yep. Go get tickets, see Brian Count. Tickets for all of us at FATKZ.com. That's it, kids. Love ya, see ya. Love ya.

Love you.