The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 699: Erik Griffin

Episode Date: June 22, 2021

Erik Griffin is back and the guys talk celebrating birthdays, giving and receiving gifts, love languages, influencers, gaming, a petition to stop Jeff Bezos from returning to earth after space, Dave Chappelle singing at a Foo Fighters concert, Erik and Brendan's debate about American Idol and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tells my it's stuff we're supposed to be doing that didn't look that hard 450 450 be told guys hold on we're talking about bench 450 be tough 450 tough now if I hit 450 I'm gonna start wearing a v-neck like you got on Yeah, I got a nice bro. Don't do the show. I didn't really still sold No, I do dude. Yeah, they do or is that an old shirt? No, it's not an old shirt It's actually brand new from lucky brand, okay luck yeah lucky like the gene and my girlfriend Yes, my my father calls her kid dynamite bought it for me, okay? Oh, she's like a new star when V neck

She just got it and I was like like oh cool. I guess I'm from Jersey shores for father's day which by the way Everybody who wish me a happy father's day. I'm sorry. I didn't respond. I agree guys. It's very tough for me Christ because I don't care. I appreciate it. It's just that I don't want to have to go you to Uh-huh, you do I guess I'm lengthy But people want people want you to celebrate at the same level that you celebrate with your close Family members with them. Yeah, yeah, they wanted you to do it at the same level every time It's a similar to when, like, let's say you like, you book a show or something, right? The agent calls you, go,

Hey man, you booked it. And you're like this. Yes! And you tell your family, like, oh, guess what? We did it, right? Then the next person you see, they go, hey man, congratulations on that show.

And you might go like this. Oh, thanks. Yeah. Then they go. Oh, excuse me, that's all you got. Hey bitch. The energy's not the same. Well, I'm gonna celebrate with you on the same level,

like I can't celebrate with everybody just saying that, what? There's levels, man. There's levels, you love me. I don't need to be that way with you. It's like I said, I'm engaged, okay? Oh, really? Yes.

Yeah, we do that. So everybody says to me, everybody. Guys are like this, guys like, oh really? Yes, definitely. First of all, oh my god. Dude, everybody goes, oh dude, you're a wow engage. I go, yeah, you know. And then you're like, oh, do you really wanna be engaged?

Like, that's how dudes do that. Hey, you ain't gonna be living with me? Yeah. Yeah. You ain't gonna be, you're not gonna be, you're like an invite to the wedding? You're not even gonna be the one who's gonna be here. You're not gonna be here.

So it's like, you know, I don't have to, so say that kind of stuff. Like, you know, I stuff. People are sentimental. I remember my girlfriend had a brother, and they'd be together, and the dad was never really around. He was a guy who had like, he's one of those guys who had 15 kids, and just kind of make me do that.

Yeah, and now they're all around, and the one boy, I just wanted to love his father. I swear to God, and he'd go, I guess it happened three times during the dinner. He goes, you know guys, I think it's important that we all kind of acknowledge that our father, and he'd go, I guess it happened three times during the dinner. He goes, you know guys, I think it's important that we all kind of acknowledge that our father and his father go, you know, John, we get it. He'd stop looking at John, we get it.

We not have a long speech because the first one was enough. And he did it the third time because John, you make everything awkward. I felt so bad and John was like, this is him and I do this. And then you know me. I try to say it was feelings. I I don't know why he goes he goes He doesn't get it He's doesn't get it I think some people just feel like they have to do it

They have to say something Yeah You know most people just I didn't grow up in a family like that Like birthdays you get Not a bit more Yeah you don't have a man though As a man over

When you get over like say 35 Yeah what is your birthday? Like nobody cares. Even I would say like, like I would say 35. 25, do do it. And when you're in a relationship, heaven forbid, I wanna do nothing on my birthday. Correct.

Okay. Because when it's your birthday, it's actually their birthday. Yeah. Because they wanna like, you know, why I played a day for us? Like, what, is it my day? It's a lot of work. We're throwing a birthday party.

I'm like, I don't wanna be a fucking party. I don't wanna be a fucking party. I don't wanna be a party. I broke up with a very hot girl because she, she went like this. We were at dinner and she goes, I make a really big deal over my birthday. They just like, no.

See ya. you're mad. Bernernis. That's a red flag right there. You want me to make a big deal. That's aggressive. That's what it's worth. I also don't know how to make birthdays great. Some people are really good at like, they release doves

and like he comes in and I'm trying to. Can I give you a little tip here? I think you need it, but I'm gonna give you a little griffin advice right here. You just need to know what's important to them, no matter how big or small. Yeah. You know, no matter how big or small it is. Yep. I remember a long time I go going on a date, like it was like in this, the girl says, she missed playing Bingo with her grandma from their hometown. She just missed it.

She missed it. Yes, this is just missed it. I missed it. She missed it a great last year. I missed grandma and Bingo, you know what I got on the first day? Took her Bingo. Took her to play Bingo. And you dressed up like Grava? Wow, that is good. She's all, oh my god.

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what should I do this big expensive? You know, you could just be like, maybe she's in the, you're fucking elephants, and you got like a little elephant thing in it. You know what I mean? It's just knowing what you are. I think she liked that you were thoughtful and you remember that. You remember that one, saying it. You know what I mean? It's just knowing like what you were saying. I think she liked that you were thoughtful and you remember that.

You remember that? My friend's wife freaked out because my friend took soap that was, he took the soap from under the sink and unwrapped it and put it in the trash and had fresh borrass soap. So she thought that was incredibly, incredibly thoughtful. Meanwhile, dude ran out of soap and he's like, I just need a fucking soap. And she's like, I keep it, and he's doing that. Yeah soap and he's like I just need a fucking soap

And she's like I keep it. Yeah, and she he was like he was like you know, I just wanted to do sometimes Yeah, sometimes like my girl wrote me this I won't get fuzzed it's long a hate long text This long text about how good of a dad I am that's but I appreciate this love you. She's all that's it I'm like it's fall is dead like what do you want to respond back? The I'm like it's fall is like what do you want to respond back? You're not sentimental Compared to you I was, I didn't have any of the fan work. So that's all that stuff. That's all that stuff. That's all that stuff. That's all I want to be. Clayton Clayton. He's like a dumb,

dumb, dumb, you are, you make birthdays and stuff. For my kids, I go all out, man. Yeah, big time. I can't say like, my girl's like, what do you want? I'm like, I don't really need,

what do I really want? I want to roll like statorna. You're not gonna buy me that? Like, I'll work for it and I'll get it like the gifts. Just give me pictures of my kids and frame it. That's it. Just give me pictures and frame it. That's it.

That's it. But you know what you're doing though, that you're doing is like, you have to, sometimes not receiving a gift is just as selfish as receiving a gift or wanting a gift I'm saying. Like when you go to someplace and somebody's saying, I got this stuff. I'm just saying, I got this stuff. I don't know about you going gift, I'm saying. Like when you go to someplace and somebody's like, hey I got this. I'm just saying, no, no, but you go like,

I got this. You go like this, you go, oh no, no, it's okay. That's actually selfless. Yeah, that pissing me off. You know, it's like you need being gracious and being like, I'll take this is a very, as a form of being like, for sure. Selfless too for them because that's what they're doing this.

So you know, you have to like find something, we have to compromise, you know, they wanna do shit for this. So you have to find something, we have to compromise. They want to do shit for you. So you have to be like, all right, so what is it that I can tolerate? That I really want, that'll make them happy. Yeah. See, I have still have regret. I still, it hurts me because my ex-wife, she, she, she goes, I got you something that you're going to really love. And I was like, awesome.

And I don't pay attention to my surroundings and I still feel bad about this. It was for my birthday and she opens the garage and I go the car. I go where is it? Is she a clean to garage? She fucking clean and organized a whole Which by the way, which by the way is like her no, no, but by the way, that's annoying because you're like um, I got this organized I shit goes in the House like this now is like and I was like but I was looking for something and I didn't yeah, I'm an idiot I didn't it didn't touch I didn't see I Made a shelves and all that and I went, I go,

I go, where is it? You're looking for the gold. I go, what? And she goes, are you kidding? And she was, she was, she was, I can see she kind of like was so disappointed in me. Like she was so, like she worked so hard on it. She went like this, she went,

but I'll see you clean the garage. I felt so bad. But I'll see you clean the garage. Well, she put like, she's telling an ex-wife story. Yeah. I'm a guy like me. I can't hold it. He's not telling that.

We live happily ever after. That's the sea. This is like wild boar. This shit do work. That's why I'm my fault. I take responsibility because she's a child, man. She knows a shit and I'm like, I don't get it. I'll show you clean the garage. Yeah, I don't know this stuff like that man

Yeah, but how many times I mean I mean they should understand that why the girlfriend above me a huge banana tree And put it in the corner and bought me a new dog bed. I remember this alley and she was like she designed She was an interior designer for Calvin Klein for all it so she knew her shit man And she would I'd come home and I'd have there be a big banana tree and a new dog bet I noticed man I just didn't fucking notice and I noticed that but even that you know what I mean yeah what on the same time it's about being thoughtful on the off from the other side too it's like I said whatever your love languages are too I was like if you're like acts of service I'm acts of service that's my first one I like

So I remember my girl she picked me up from the airport all right, but when she picked me up from the airport when I was coming down the Escalator she was waiting for me. Oh, she had a cart to cough Bro, oh, bro, what a proposed right there. Yeah, yeah, I never said like I was like what doesn't matter. I'm just getting caught by but it's like it's it don't matter Yeah, that's a lovely airport. Yeah,. It's like, it don't matter. I'm picking it up. They're from there for it. We're done. Oh, there's nothing worse.

I can't stand it. You know what, can't stand it. Don't hit me with this shit. You call somebody and you go, oh, call me when you're there. Hey, check it out. I know when I'm there. Yeah. I'm flying in at five.

Yeah. If it helps the lathe. It's delayed. I let you know, but other than that, five be there, when I'm there. This is what I always say. I go, when I go now, I let you know, but I'm not five be there at when I'm there. This is what I always say. I go, when I, when I was single, you know, and doing like, I'm thoughtful like that. Like, I'll pick you up from the airport and check it out. I'm not circling the airport waiting for your text.

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people, I think we lose sight of those love languages and the thoughtful stuff. Which I think are important. We lose track of that, thinking that, oh, I gotta get the big thing or the, whatever the thing is. Because even one of the love languages receiving gifts, and we kind of, I know, but we think that it's about

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Really? You don't know what you're taking out. It's not about knowing what they are so much is like, when you answer those questions leading up to it, it really says a lot about like, it'll be like when you come home, do you want to just not see anybody? Do you want, you know, like all these little things

that lead up to like, then it tells you, like it's acts of service, what are the touch, words of affirmation. Words of affirmation. What's the other ones? Quality time? Look it up, Google! What the fuck are you doing over there? Quality time?

Quality time? Gifts giving. Gifts giving. It's a real thing. But the gift giving, one of the, like for me, give me an example, like for a gift, like you could just be like you could send your chick $10 Starbucks card

Just to be like hey get yourself a coffee on me today Just that act of receiving that thing just that small Some makes people fill up so I think I like Discipline but that's that one What is it? Discipline. But that was not one of those. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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it's not about doing equal shit. You know, it's not about like, I got to do what you do because you like to say that. No, what it's about is like, I'm going to do what I do and I'll put it here and you do what you do, because you like to say that. No, what it's about is like, I'm gonna do what I do and I'll put it here. And you do what you do, that's equivalent here. And we're gonna balance out like this. Because if you spend time going like, if you're like the breadwinner, like, you wouldn't do that.

You wouldn't go, I make all the money, what do you do? It's like, it's not, whatever that other person does is equivalent if they're like taking care of your kids, or if they're like, you know, working on whatever they're working on. You have to have the balance. So do you have a date set for the wedding? No, I'm letting her and her mother,

her, her, her, her. What ethnicity is she? She's Jewish. What? So it's the whole thing. The whole big thing, you know. How was Maren? You made Maren last week?

Yeah. How was it? He's such a, I didn't realize he didn't like that. So chill. And he's just, he's going his backyard and his garage. You see, and he just, he's sitting from the computer, you know, he's like, all right, ready? But he just does it.

I was like, was Obama like that? Yeah. Oh yeah, Obama just come over and you were just like, he had to submit questions to Obama before he came though. Oh really? Yeah. And then he was like, of course,

the president's not just gonna riff from the hip. And they had guys come a day early and- Oh, week early and shut down the street a week early secret service was on top of other houses with sniper guys and the neighbors were cool though but you better be better yeah states in my garage oh yeah what depends on a neighborhood yeah true is it the black president thank you yeah it's trumpet yellow dice Thank you. Yeah, but Trump, a little dicey. I had a truck coming over me. I remember when Trump rocked, he was walking across.

Remember he was walking with the Seagull server? Like he was being a tough guy. Yeah. Going to that thing. Was you a man? Were you boys at the store? No. Not really, man.

No one really is. That was a funny thing. That was the funny thing about it. We were talking about it. I said to him, it was like eight, I don't know how many years ago it was, but I was doing a special whatever and we asked to get on a show and he said no.

So then you just wait for the right time. He walks up to me at the store and goes, Hey man, you should probably be on the podcast. You know, you wait for those moments and it happens when it happens. Yeah, what's so, you know what I mean? Yeah man's a godfather man. He's been doing, I think he's been doing long and rogan.

Roman Martin. But I was doing, yeah. I was doing, I was doing, I was doing, I was doing, Mark 20, 30 years ago. Yeah, 30. I had three zero. So when you guys, he was already, at that time, he was doing pretty well, no.

Like, you know, he was already putting up his, I was like, when are you guys moving off then? You guys, uh, a shit. No. You're trying. Did you consider it? Only one guy that went to Austin has $300 million. You know what I mean?

Everyone else is like, we're all going. Where's going in? You know, until he's like, yeah, I'm a moody Montana. And then those golden gates went. Yeah. I thought we're all in Austin. You never know about it, right? No.

You know, no. You ever think about leaving? No. We're not at all. I'm from LA. This is my town. You know, I'm not having a time. You know, when you realize, like whether may not be that big a deal, but let me tell you something.

It's a big deal. When you're, I was in Albany, New York, and anywhere in New York, anywhere awesome right now, right now, you would tell me about Oklahoma. It's so hot and humid. It's so hot. And when you walk anywhere, you gotta take six showers a day.

Yeah. You get used to 75 and dry and breezy. You just do. It's nice. You don't realize. Yeah, we have sprunger here. That's it. Spring and summer.

All day long. And then it's hard to have a bad day. Yeah. It's just there's some towns that people always talk about how great their town is. Let me get an example. Like Chicago. Just nod in the winter.

Yeah, nod in the winter. Yeah, nod in the winter. Oh, okay, okay, Chicago. Okay, great Chicago. So, for like two weeks. Two weeks. Yeah. From like, you know, in mid-April.

And then every other time it's like, it's too hot or it's too cold. Oh, crazy. Crazy. I don't want to, I like to smell like this. I'm going around January. My face, my face hurt. Yeah. I need to face mask for a week.

Oh, Chicago? I know, like two days. I've never been there in the winter time. I've been there in the summer. Oh, please have a fan. Oh, it's so cold. If you go to New England, if you go to like Massachusetts, walk around Harvard or you walk around, you know, Chicago,

your face, you cannot go without covering, your face will start to hurt. That's how it's called to be. New York is called this, fuck. And you're not trade off. No, it's not. Another town I would never move to, it's stank.

It's stank, I was just there. New York City is stank. It's great, but it's a lot. It's a fucking lot. Everybody's on the street, everybody's in your face. It's a parade. Is it wide open now? Is it a white open?

It's a buzzin' out there. Below 14th Street is a fucking European party. That's cool. It's every- It was wide open. I was just there a month or so ago. What were we doing at this? We doing this Ray Romano movie and like we walking around and I was like, this doesn't

feel like there's a pandemic going on. Oh really? It was super locked down. I walked by John Gotti's old Rayven club and, you know, on Mulberry, that whole area. It was pretty wild. It's just so touristy, but the mob used to run that place in the 90s. It was always like people would be around. See Italian mob still a thing.

Yes. I'm sure it is. It's just not like they used to be. He's on a payroll. I know, right? It was a challenge. They don't kill you anymore, really. I think it's harder to kill people

because of cameras everywhere. It's hard to get away with that. In the same way, you don't see bigfoot anymore. Yeah, back in the day, they had, you know, I mean, they would kill you in a restaurant, but now it's different. I mean, they killed us a lot at Spark Steakhouse, right in the middle of the city.

Like, you could never do that now. Never. They just have to work. Yeah. Yeah. But the mom right now, yeah. I'm just gonna go out and do like comics like Shepel. He would make everybody put their phones and a thing. Yeah.

Yeah. To go into the restaurant. Yeah. You can't have your phone in there. Oh, I found that some Italian joint. Imagine I put away your phone. I'm out. Yeah.

You still see old school dudes there that are tying. They still hang out here. They're so heavy and yeah, you're something's going on. You can see old school dudes there that are tying. They still hang out here. They're so heavy and yeah, you can tell by the suits, huh? I think that they don't wear suits a lot of times. They just wear something. They just wear that. They're wearing like a Hawaiian shirt when you sit. They're just trying to shake you down. Like what the fuck? They're saying that 90s.

Fuck outta here. What the fuck? They got into podcasting and he busted it in real life. You guys need some protection. That's the other podcast. That's hard to shake down. Yeah, how do you shake down? Like, I don't know, the pan cotidian is like,

I'm a corporation. I gotta, well, I mean, the big shake down is the government, isn't it though? If the New York State government is a little, if you feel like it's corrupt, it's like, come on. You know, obviously stuff is going on. I mean, it would just be like, you own a little, if they feel like it's corrupt, it's like, you know, come on. You know, obviously stuff is going on. I mean, it would just be like, you own a store and then they come over and be like,

well, if you want to be in this store, who are you going to tell? Yeah. Who are you going to call? Yeah. Go to the bus, there's your account calling, but your card cop should be like, yeah, some dude is telling me I have to pay him money.

Okay, we'll check on it. Like, what are they going to do? You know, they're not going to be, we got to have a 24 hour guard. I mean, I totally get why it's like, yeah, you're gonna have to, you know, they still control some like the construction, the unions and shit. That's what they're making their money.

Well, yeah, it's parking lots too, right? Yeah, parking lots. They will have all the business trash. It's more subtle, like with trash, it'll be like, what happens is if you have a restaurant and you want to shop around for better price to get rid of your trash every day, they'll go, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, the trash? The fish and duck. Yeah, and if you have a construction job, it's changing now, my buddy just built a building,

but you know, it used to be that it was just this, you were gonna pay a certain amount. It was part of the deal. Part of your business. If you were in the, you know, if you were in a family, you were gonna have to pay guys who didn't work, but came every Friday and picked up a check. It's just the way it was the Shakedowns different

You're now they're not gonna like beat you up. No Still this is a different way, but they can find things up for you a little bit. Yeah, they made you difficult But now it's now it's different because now like instructions open to different bids and different like it's it's just different And New York is different. Dov just built up building, a 20 story building from the, and they were... Have you ever any shakedown anything? So, with, with, with, yeah, so, so just... So, just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just, so just want financing for a business. What happens is you're not, you're never going to get money unless you have what's called a debt partner unless you have a guy who has a relationship with a bank who's done it before. So you have to be in bed with a guy who has roots and

has done it. That guy's already been dealing with that stuff. He, he, it's all part of why you hire that guy, why that guy's your partner. And then you got to be careful and make sure he doesn't screw you over. You know. It was a lot easier. He's got really good instincts because he had this partner and he goes to meet the guy. It's, they were gonna deal for eight months.

It goes to meet the guy and it's a dude and he gets buzzed in twice, buzzed in twice. And he goes, why the fuck, do I have to go through two locked buzz doors to get to this guy who's a real estate guy. Yeah, well I know. This means people are after this motherfucker. And then he gets up there and the guy

won't make eye contact with him. Guys like, no, you want to make the deal, we'll make the deal, man, you know, we get the back, I'm gonna make the deal. And he goes, I'm out of here, I'm not doing it. They look crazy, he's got a track record, hard to private, I think I have a gangster. So in New York, when you do that,

you got to know what the fuck you're doing. You got to know who you're getting in bed with. Yeah, that's true. Well, if you have to walk through a pawn shop. Yeah, I can see the back. Yeah, you know what I mean? And why don't you do? Walk it through the back building.

A lot of times you do and guess what? The deal will be made. It just depends. It's all instinct. Well, it's like my boy moved to Austin. He's trying to buy this land. I'm like, who do you want to buy the land? This has been family owned for 200 years. I don't want to. He's like, I don't care. I'm like, who do you want to buy the land? This has been family owned for 200 years. And he's like, I don't care. I'm like, you're a fuck. It's one by the

land. Like, you can do that. Whatever you build on this, we get 10% off. I think I can get the fuck out of here. Like, okay, go ahead somewhere else. It goes another place. Try the same thing. Well, it's like the main real estate is owned by like six main families. They talk. So yeah, they talk. So here's another place. You'll say, I'm going to buy this. You can do that. 10%. Yeah. It's just part of doing business.

What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? That's the way it is. My buddy in Italy said, sending when you're up with business, he goes, the police are the mafia. It's like, if you want that sidewalk fix, you're gonna, you call a guy.

You're not gonna call a city. You call a guy who has that area. Isn't it in Italy? It used to be in New York City when you had a bar. No, who you were, you had my buddy Jimmy's dad had bars. You had a jukebox. A jukebox. You didn't want a jukebox. I want to play my own music.

No. And what happens is there'd be a guy who come in every week and just open it up and take the money out. The money gets all that. And my buddy was like, hey dude, it's my bar. You know, it's my bar, so I don't wanna do this anymore. And so the guy go, well, it's our spot, so you got it. And my buddy, that was the smart ass,

and my dad's like, no, fuck you now, fuck you now. And no, so what happens? A two gorilla show up, two gorilla show up four hours later, and they go like this. They go, look, we don't want you guys getting a fire starting or the windows broken, we'll trip right here to protect you. That's why we are here.

We want those little brakes and notches. They're listening all the things they could. And they'll sit in your bar with a drink so they can protect you. You don't want your kid who goes to such a such school. Oh, go miss it. Second the great teacher's name is one of the reasons. I don't want him to happen it.

I don't want that. They don't have to even do that. They can just be there in your bar and go, I mean, if the window breaks a lot, that sucks. You gotta close the package. You're one of the guys with this panda, you just power it through it. You never talk about leaving or.

Oh no, I it. You were talking about leaving or... Oh, no, I killed him. Complain. Well, the good thing is, I always feel like whatever job I get is gonna be the last job I ever have, so which has made me frugal, and I got an investor and my money's in the bank, and so this happened, and I was like, what am I gonna do? And then I was like, oh, I'm all right.

Then I just started doing other little things, and then things worked out. I started like, oh, I'm all right. Then I just started doing other little things. And then things worked out. I started streaming, air-gripping gaming. Yeah, I see you on that Twitch. Yeah, air-gripping gaming on Twitch every day. Then did you shoot it? Did you shoot it? The workaholic movie?

No, they haven't done it yet. I don't know if that thing is still writing it. Or maybe they made it and I'm not in it. Yeah. I know that's not a big help. I don't know that's not a big help. And Adam told me about it. You stream playing games.

Yeah, I started streaming and then I got like a bunch of opportunities because of it. Like I did a show where I played games with tea pain than I did this other show, because Amazon owns Twitch, so they got tons of money. So they have all these like, they got all these little things that they do and there's this lucrative. Listen, I did, let me just say this,

I made more money gaming in the gaming world that I did a stand-up the year before You know what I mean? There's major money. Yeah, there's a lot of money in Twitch. We have probably try to learn specific video is always play call the duty, but I'll play other but I mostly play call Fun funny guy playing video. Yeah. I'm not terrible. But that's not that's what it's about. You see T-Pain when those kids call them uh they were a little slur and he's like all right and just lit them the fuck up. Dude, that happens all the time dude. This thing they do. I had this funny video up right now on TikTok uh that's uh air-gryffing gaming. It's um you kill someone and then they turn

the mics on for like three seconds after you kill them after you kill them And so this guy he says to me he goes he goes I'm coming back for you camp in pussy, you know, then I said I didn't hear me, but I was like okay, you know, I'll be waiting, you know But that but you get a lot of stuff man. I you get you they say a lot of crazy shit Yeah, I'm gonna kill cans and a lot of time. It's a lot of stuff man. They say a lot of crazy shit under kill cans. And a lot of times just racial. You get this white kids being racist. You know what I mean? Like YouTube, because they're just trying to let it out.

Yeah, American racist. This is a time like a fucking really do it. Or some time the kids, there's one kid, there's one little kid, you could tell he was a little kid. He gets killed and you hear him say he goes, Dad, you stop touching me. You know what I mean? Oh, well, but they just try to be funny.

You know what I mean? They're just trying to be like, troll. You can't really trace it back to them if they're not really known on the platform, right? Yeah, I don't even post a lot of stuff. And look, I posted this video of this thing and it's like more likes than I ever. You know, would you get,

would you keep doing standup if I gave you $30 million? No, you would not. You stop. No, I'm out. I'm out. I'm almost 50, I'm done. I think I want to do with that shit. I'm just people.

You don't like the road of the people? No. I would do it like, dude. I'll tell you, I was hanging out with Ray Romano doing this movie, so if we're hanging out, he's telling me about stand. He does stand up four times a year. God damn.

Four. And crash is a really good thing. Four times a year. Okay, he goes to the Mirage, four times a year, and that's it. That's how you want to do standup vet like you wait and he's only like this to he goes he goes He goes you know, yeah, we fly in on Thursday But blah blah do the shows like golf boom boom and then Sunday night after the show and he's being real modest He goes, you know, we fly home on a private jet, you know, I said right you earned it bro. Oh, yeah

Like don't you don't look bad that you fly on a private jet. I'm trying to get there. Right. Like, let me know that that's the end goal. But it's, I'm like, it's fine. So, what I'm saying, if you get $30 million, I'm traveling, I'm going to the Great Wall of China. I'm going to fucking.

You're not going to go in every way. You have to go all kinds of stuff. Are you, have you been doing stand-up around LA? Have you been doing spots? Yeah, I'm doing all these little spots. I just supernovaed it. Yeah, supernova, I do the comedy stores. Comedy stores not the same, guys.

It's just not the same yet, that weird spacing. And, you know, I don't know. I think that once the place opens up, and it will be open. I think the O.R. and the main room are probably like a little weird, but the belly room been pretty dope. Yeah, but I- But it's still not the same.

It's not the same. It was, it's not a hangout spot anymore. So like that that heyday that last five six years, whatever that was, it'll be one of those things we look back on. Oh, yeah. You know, you're like, oh, wow. I was part of this. You never realized that the time until it was gone. I was out of Renaissance. Yes, for sure. For sure. So, yeah, I'm gonna do a lot of shows. I've been a little bit, so you still do the podcast? Listen, you're not talking about you earned money over time in your business, doing your business, and then you still do that business. You're talking about, you won the lottery.

The lottery, let's say the lottery is at 500 million. They drop it, you win it on Wednesday's lottery. Buy? You know? It's not like, that's like one of those things, but here's a gift and you go, okay, now let me reevaluate what I'm doing. You just stopped doing everything though?

I don't know. Maybe I'm just saying that right now. Let me take a year off. You missed it, bro. I think you missed it with this past year? I didn't stop. Yeah, oh, see, well there you go. I was forced, I was at home.

Maybe if I stopped doing it, I would never come back. I have a weird love hate relationship with all the whole business. That's what I was talking about. When you're on the road non-stop, like if you go three weekends in a row or four weekends in a row, and that traveling,

traveling is fucking worse. That's the worst. You know what I mean? If you just like, private. No, but if you just would, I would do. If you gave me all this money, I still wanna do stand up, then it would be like,

I would be. One week in a month. It would be like, it would be the nice way. I would do it like, ship hell's doing it. No, but here's what I would do. If you gave me all this money, I still want to do stand up. Then it would be like, I would be. One week in a month. It would be the nice way. I would do it like ship hell's doing it. You know? Maybe I have a bill to farm some place that's mine with a theater and I'd private jet everybody in. You know, my friends,

and it'd be like a festival every weekend. Yeah. You know, something like that, you know what I mean? All right, take all this money and be like, hey, let me buy the comedy store. No matter what they're costs, tell me what you want for it. You want $200200 million here's $200 million. I'll take it all Yeah, then it'll be like you know, then it's like this is the spot. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean?

So I mean I get that but it's like this grind of the business But I just went through this whole thing man. I booked a pilot. We shot the pilot. It didn't get picked up all the emotions I went through all that I'm like God do I want to go through this? Keep going through this? I am going to keep going through it, but it's like you're saying, here's the alternative. Here's 30 mil. You're like, but a lot of guys, when they get super famous,

like they're stand up comedians by trade, and then they book a movie and they blow the fuck up, and it's not doing stand up. It's like, it's like, yeah, but it's also like, you can kind of understand, it's like you have a price of sick of the grind man. Yeah, I never sick of grinding and come up of or stand like you have a price sick of the grind man. Yeah. I never sick of writing and come up with new idea right. That's what that's

the part. I don't give a fuck about anything else like the what I really love is but that's not the guy. I'm trying to write now and it's such a mother fucker I sit there and stare at a wall. But when I get a little when I figure something out and surprise myself I'm like that's that's what I live for. Yeah, but you have this bullshit. But don't you have like that's just an itch to like we have these thoughts and as an entertainer as a performer, as an artist, because that's what it is, you just, you want to actually, you want to show that art. You don't just painting just to be like, leave it in a basement.

No, I don't want anyone to see this. No, I'm not doing stand up. I'm not doing that. Yeah, my thing is different. My thing, I want to see what's in me. Like, I'm, I don't know, I'm always afraid I'm not going to be as good as I could be. That's maybe that's what it is. Oh, see, I just want to keep you going. Yeah, yeah. Like, I want to know what I'm always afraid I'm not gonna be as good as I could be. Maybe that's what it is. This will keep you going.

Yeah, I want to know what I'm capable of. I like to surprise myself. And I love when I run an hour and it all seems to be thematic and I didn't even know what was happening. And that's when you're not looking for laughs either anymore. Yeah, you're just trying to see true connection. They're laughing because they agree or disagree with you

and all that kind of stuff. And that's just, you know, so yeah, you're always gonna have the itch for that. I mean, I love that, like challenging myself. I like to, let me see. What is the most outrageous thing I can say on stage to make a point that most people wouldn't be able to say? You know what I'm saying?

I try to do that. Don't always succeed, but I try to do that. And that's, you know, you know. You're gonna be good at it. You know, well I try to be good. I'm also into, like well, I'm also into, like, maybe I'm also into just like when what it takes to get really good, like I, I go down these fucking Gordon Ryan, John Donahue, this rabbit hole, it sounds weird.

What are your life to just do? What I love about it is it's such an art. Like those motherfuckers take it, like Gordon Ryan doesn't even look like he's moving much, but like when you watch John Donahue talk about technique, technique like the details it's mastery of something and I think you learn a lot about life when you master it does that inspire you like in in everything yeah yeah yeah but there's anybody that's like that there's this kid his name is J. God on on YouTube into he's a gamer guy J god. God. His name's J. God, you know, and the thing. But he is the biggest video game nerd. And what he does is he breaks down like every gun in the game

and he does these videos where if you play Call of Duty, you're like, I gotta go find out what J. God's to do. So it's that kind of thing. It's the kind of like, yeah, it's got him. People, you know, he does these videos like top 10 loadouts to you. And you go, yeah, he's got him. People, like, you know, he does these videos, like top 10 loadouts to you. And you go, well, what is this? But it's kind of like fantasy football.

That kind of guy that's like a stacked furniture. This is this guy, he's a geek for this game. But I appreciate it. That's what I'm saying. So no matter what it is, I'm not in the kitchen. Exelants. Exelants. Yeah.

It's like that gaming world. I met with my merch company. I'm like, who's your biggest guy? I'm like, where am I at? And they show me, I'm like, oh, that's not bad. But then you see the top dog. It's that ninja kid. Ninja, Nick Merck's, and those guys. Oh my god. It's named Ninja. Why, what do you mean by top dog?

Dude, he makes about $500,000 a month. Oh, shit. I'm just saying the fact that, like, so I don't care what podcast, we're talking about. He signed to deal with Adidas. Yeah, dude. It's just that, I don't't care what podcast we're talking about. He signed to deal with Adidas.

Yeah, dude, it's just that. Yeah, this guy's incredible. 24 million subscribers. 24 million subscribers. Yeah, he's fucking amazing. He's all walked down like, who the fuck's merch is that? Like, oh Ninja, I'm like, Ninja who? Yeah.

They're like, the video gamer. Million subscribers. Fuck. Millions subscribers. 24-point. I gotta get into Betugee to Anne fucking gaming. And his merch. Do you like the video? His merch, I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, Rogan's got this funny video that they're putting out

about how he was like saying video games are bad. You know, like, a bit of video games are bad for you. You should open a juditsu thing instead. Like, you practice juditsu for three years and you can open up a dojo and teach people. And I'm like, yeah bro, I made a lot of money playing a video game. Yeah.

Yeah. But for me, he got back, he just does, you know, Rogan's also 50 was he 54? It's like, do you, like, you asked my dad, like my son was playing his Nintendo Switch, and I was like, how do you get on that thing?

That's just a waste of time, like, yeah, it's two on 21 dogs. Yeah, to that fortune goal, it's kind of a dog. Yeah, to that fortune. That's to that fortune. It's kind of the future. It's a million dollars. Yeah, that's why I tell him I know a lot of you guys make shit ton of money doing this bullshit. Yeah.

Must say I want that for him, but it's tough when you're playing video games, you're like, you're gonna lose your job, your life. I think if you're really good at anything, it's, you know, you're gonna find your way. If you're really good at something, you can apply it to something else. Or you'll get rich. Well, yeah, if you're yeah

But you know those kind of guys that like you know they you know they you they were like 19 and they were like Yeah, yeah, well I started a vodka company or you know, it's like that kind of thing They they always have these things that they're doing eventually something's gonna hit yeah, like there's those guys that are that go get Or type people Yeah, they're trying stuff and they're like, well, I built my first car when I was 15 years old and now I do this or that. And I like seeing that kind of stuff.

Well, it's like those YouTubers, when they all have a big following, they're all making millions of dollars, then they get a house. It's like the YouTube house, where the hype house, whatever. It's like six or seven of them with their team there. Dude, I just went to one.

They're all just, they're all millionaires and they just create content. And it's like, I mean, that's their college. Yeah. Like, how is their college? You know, I'm tired, man. I wish I took my true nitrogen. I wish I took this morning, I was working on a zoo.

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stream. They had a name for something like like a cam girl house, but for like, for like take talk or something. I think it's called high house. What we're doing, we're doing a photo. I think it's one particular specific one. That's like a brand name. There's high house. There's trap house. No, no, this is there. It's not like No, no, no, no, no, this was like they had a name for it

And it was like it was computer setup You know, there was computer setup for editing. Oh, there's green screen over here But it was a beautiful house and like what'd you say cat? This is a face clap. They're really Clips. No, no, no, no, but I'm just saying, it's like, when I saw this, I was like, oh, I appreciate this. So like, you know what people go, like, oh, these TikTok stars, these kind of,

I go, they don't really know the extent of work that some of these kids are putting into it, though. They're constantly, like, okay, I gotta film something, you know, they're constantly, they're taping and taping and taping and editing and editing, and it's a job. And it should it should be you see Logan Pauls house. There's like his sets and his garage Yeah, yeah, I'm just merch on this room and it's like people and they're like oh fuck this people coming in and now He's got a bus outside correct is a butt. Yeah, look I did his podcast

And I was like you know what's funny about that? I did like so five years before he made this movie terrible movie, okay? I did like so five years before he made this movie terrible movie, okay? But he was it was it was garbanz. I don't know why he was Whatever but he was into it because they wanted to they they wanted that like validation of Hollywood back then So all those influencers like a lot of them they hit me up Be like can you be in one of my videos because they was like Oh, I'm workaholic skies. I think you know it's now they don't care about Hollywood Don't give a fuck and not trying to make movie I was not fucking with them, but Hollywood has no

They don't even know how to they keep trying no like there's pretty influencer in a movie and people I don't want to see him for like a minute The people that are watching are like that. I don't even want to see him for like a minute. Yeah, it doesn't work like that. But also they're just trying to get in on the money and I love that these kids are like, fuck you. They're doing the whole thing. They're doing the whole thing.

You know my one of my friends, you know Amanda Cerney? I love Amanda. She's been on my podcast too. And she's like, she got a 25 million follow or whatever and she's like monetizing to the extent. She makes funny videos all the time. She ain't worried about being on TV and all this kind of stuff. She only fans, all this kind of stuff. She's like look look at my six two of my houses

I got a house on my hey man. I got how it's like they figured out like this is a different branch of entertainment And it's like good for you They're making content last 15 seconds just quick quick. I know but the thing is they gotta keep going Yeah, man, you guys don't know man. Yeah, she was a she just episode of work of hallix. Oh, okay, Jesus Christ She's fucking gorgeous and she's and she's in a fitness and health and that's her whole brand now multi millionaire Yeah, man. Oh, senior videos with Joe Koy. Yeah, she don't mess around. Yeah, I'm what I'm saying is this is the new thing like this is like a Entrepreneur beautiful ass woman Like, this is like a entrepreneur, beautiful ass woman, monetizing all of it.

Do you know how I'm gonna have it? Monetizing all the places. Like, you know what I mean? It's Bradley. She's everywhere all over the place. And she's got a great fitness brand and all this kind of stuff, kudos to her. And doing her damn thing.

One of the things that I'm saying is, so a lot of these kids out here, we're from this old school, old head type of like, this is how Hollywood's supposed to work. And these people are like, no, no, no, no, no. this is how Hollywood's supposed to work and these people are like No, no, no, no, this is how we're doing it now. Yeah, I got said this before man Instagram remember how we used to clown girls who call themselves Instagram models now they're the only models correct You know wow, I didn't even know

You know, you see some random chicks you got 24 million followers, I don't even know who this is, but Bang Drink does. Yeah. Bang, bang, bang. Bang it, Cam. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I did it, it's not who the fuck she is. So I'm just like, I go, we just have to change our mentality

of like what you do. I've got to do in comedy too. Cause you know what I'm saying? But that's what this is. That's what this is. But also like, especially. This is your only fans. Kind of, but I'm not gonna show my feet,

but also when you look at like, yeah, but you're always working out. This is the same shit, man. It's the same shit, but like, when you look at the old school model of like an hour, everyone hit, we all know you should spend an hour, an hour, an hour, an hour. You talk to Netflix, you talk to Comedy Central,

like we know for a fact, people stop watching after 28 minutes. Yeah, we still do that. And not only that, and we know they only, a lot of money watch the first Wait, wait, and then you don't have clips, but not only that not only that you're supposed to do now Whatever you think your best jokes are put at the top they get you start your special with that You don't say for your closer. Yeah, you start anybody you talk to will take all they all say the same thing

Put your closer the top Don't nobody you talk to will take all they all say the same thing put your clothes at the top she's don't wrong issue they're not they're not gonna make it and make the personal but you make the personal stuff later yeah might stick around and you're still thinking about thematic yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know how you set it all up like an hour with the look at the model it's like what the fuck are we do I don't saw I was doing cigarette two beers when cave and I was telling like I don't get it man why I don't get why the industry doesn't adapt.

You can, I've sat in front of Netflix these people, they do after 28 minutes, they stop watching. It's like, then why would I, why not? Waste this other 30 minutes? Then what, why don't you guys just do 30 minutes especially as that? Which they're doing a lot more.

They're gonna do that now. They're gonna do whatever they are. Or whatever you wanna do. Do 20 minutes set with 10 minutes of fun shit. But also, didn't Shane Gillis do, doesn't he have a It's a sketch show on this tube. It's like a high quality sketch high quality sketch show He put he posted clips on his Instagram set fuck off and he was like, okay, I'll do it Technologies at the point now where you know look at this like eight camera setup

You got right here with the fancy mics, and I mean it's yeah look at this like eight camera setup you got right here with the fancy mics and I mean to say. Technology is at a point now where if you put some money and effort into it, you can make whatever you want to make and then you look at for an audience, the audience is there. It's on YouTube. The internet is made so like here's the audience, you know. And they also like it that you don't like if you if we were with say, I don't know, some

big network like Spotify, something like that. The fans that came with us on this journey, when you do make that jump, like, oh, it's, we're out, man. We liked it when it was their shit. Whenever you saw it, like you almost cash out, they'd go, we're out, man. What are you saying about Rogan, man? What are you saying? Right now.

He's not, he's not an older, he's not an older. He's got a wide, wide, wide, wide. Look at that chick, man, caller daddy. Oh yeah. 60 million. That's he's over at Spotify. And my girl watches her thing. And so I don't get to watch anything on my TV anymore.

So we're watching her YouTube videos. And it's just, she actually, it's not her phone, but it's like she's using her phone. And she just does a vlog where all the time, she's like, hey everybody, my buddy, my, hey man. And she's, yeah. And it's just huge. She's huge. What a huge, what a huge, I don't, I don't get it. When you fuck with that sexual, byin, hey, man. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and it's just huge. She's huge.

What a huge, I don't get it. When you fuck with that sexual, like, you know. Everything, man, it's like, it's like, I think that, I think that women, like that get into podcasting, man, because you have, even, like, there's an extra layer. If you're hot, like that chick, and you're smart, entrepreneur, and entertaining

and you got some shit to say. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She produces an edit such a thing. That's what I'm saying. It's a beat. And not only that, you're talking about the different types of ads. Like when you look at the metrics of your podcast, I bet you was like 90% dudes, 10% women. I mean, that's just how it is. If you can get that female market, because the marketing revenue, because look at TV, man, if you're doing a day, you're watching TV, all the commercials are for women. You know, all the commercials are for women.

Whatever that stuff is, there's a market for those people to watch and listen to podcasts too. So that's feeling that podcasts are all about guys, but it's not. It's like, what's that other one? The two girls that were guys I fucked. Yep, they're huge. And they're talking to me.

Biggest podcast I want to work on. Also, the biggest podcast too is those crime, like cereal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Comedy and the, the, the, they come in the the the Rogan pie started the biggest the biggest like those crime Docu series like the those series how they do it or the women's podcasts like those are fucking you yeah Rogan's become a place for news like where you can get news you can trust almost because you're he's interviewing Scientists and people who are like who is to well not according to Fauci Yeah, Fauci beg bends the knee just had on

And they're great because that all listen to them that sounds like I started listening They just complain a lot. Oh, they do it's that's a fact dude. Isn't that what podcasting is? I mean, we really don't but they just complain about it everything like Fuck dude They complain for both sides, but I like to complain to my brain Yeah, so they both have their thing I'm at the complaint. So at least they complain for both sides. But I like to complain. They do not get my brain. They do not get my brain. They do not get my brain. Yeah, so they both have their thing. It's crystal and a...

Crystal bugs. Stagger. They're great. They left the hill to do their thing. I just lost the clip, and look good. I haven't got that. No, I listen to the whole show, and then I started listening to the podcast.

It's good. They just complain a lot about both sides though. You know, like, we're not like... Yeah, but our solutions too, though. I don't want to just complain. Well, if you're looking for solutions from those two, you're already in trouble. Well, you saw Rogan went off on that one CNN show,

but like I was like, you know, people who just want you YouTube, and he's making you made a valid point because your show sucks. Like it's like this kind of, the entitlement of news. These news networks, the entitlement they feel that like ratings will be the ones

you're supposed to get news from. And we're just kind of like, yeah, 2021. I don't watch the end because I already know how they feel like I'm not gonna get new I don't feel like I'm I know the agenda I'm not getting you getting your opinion yeah that fucking guy whatever his name is I don't give a fuck about that guy Brian sets that's good whatever the fuck is like I don't care about you dude I have nothing in common with you and you're giving me your opinion you went from a college right to a newsroom probably like most of those people in New York times near a post They go right from college a really expensive college right to the newsroom

You don't have any experience you just have your ideology and I can finish your sentences I don't like the air now or see still on the still on but he's a fucking donut and I can tell you what he's gonna say all How many followers he's arrogant. He's fucking That shows my Here's the good thing on Twitter cuz this is we have to have some level of the reason why I ask about this We might ask about like his following Check this out. That takes that. This is my point. So he's on a network where a major network where they're supposed to Listen to what he's saying. Yeah, and people don't to listen to what he's saying.

And people don't give a fuck what he's saying. Don't care about him. You know what I mean? No one gives a fuck. It's like critics, man. He's also a mouthpiece. He's just like critics. He's a mouthpiece for, he does what he's told in a lot of ways.

I know what I'm saying is like if nobody's interested in him, why would anybody be interested in his show now? Because it's a correlation now. But also how much does he really give a fuck? Yeah. They literally, it's the end of it. Because after Fox News because it's a correlation now, but also how much does he really give a fuck? Yeah. They literally, it's the end of, cause after Fox News, it's so funny, it's the end of the year. We'll know they've got to each other.

It's all it is. So all these networks go under, we should have a special talk. Especially since then, apparently he's been, you know, leak in information because I think he, look, the guy, but he's crushing it. Like, he's crushing it. His ratings crush.

You know what, you know what? If I was making $60, $70 dollars a year to talk shit about whatever. Yeah, I mean I mean, you start to see the brilliance of it. Sure But where do you get that? Well, it gets me that's the question. Well then no, no, you know Oh Fox though the actual news podcast. No, no, they have new they have a news We just don't know that they have all the I'm saying all the other shit. You're watching my Hannity or Tucker like that's not right right That's an ad but they should look the same. It shouldn't look the snow. That's my point breaking news at the bottom

Yeah, I shouldn't look the same so when you watch the news you see guys sit at a desk going like today And then you see Tucker Carson and Sean Hannity and they're doing to say that you go okay Well, which one is the one completely different? Second you had journalists who had to take a vow of poverty and anonymity the way priest to it might be a good fucking idea Yeah, I'm just saying that's like you know, you know, you're not holding the ratings It's a good guy's it's the reason why when I see someone like Tucker Carlson and you made like I don't know What look at his voice? You probably made like $65 million or some shit like that I go yeah Then I get it then you are being influenced by, you know,

that's a lot of money, man. Like, can you, can you like, that's a lot of freaking money. I like, how can you not, you know? You think you just gotta fucking work out. Like his salary is $6 million, his net worth is $30 million. That's a lot of money. It's a lot of money.

So, if your boss is saying, if Ted, what's his name that owns a? I mean, what's his name, Ted? What's his name that owns the fox is like you know I kind of like Trump yeah you know then you're Ted Ted the fuck man come on he goes hard in the paint for Fox Ted what the fuck is his name come on I'm a little bit of Wow I'm going to Jamfrey bro not Ted I'm thinking Ted out we think I'll Ted out we're out Ted Turner Ted Turner Ted Turner yeah I said we're thinking of anyway my point is so But we have to have like remember that though they the Supreme Court justice

That Trump up appointed oh She's not that old. I mean, so young That's what a slap I was a George watch I mean, we're so young. I just want to slap him. Oh, tap, tap, tap. You might as well say George Watch. I'm like, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. I'm not caverning the woman. But it was funny, I like what she said. She said, like she was like,

you're really questioning my integrity. Right. You really think that it's like, she's worked her whole life to be a judge, and that's what we do though. When it comes to money, when it comes to political sides and politics, we go, well, you must be influenced by, and it's a shame that that's what we think first yeah it's a shame that we think

that first but I'm not what do some shit to get that position boy they let him up and I said Supreme Court or what yeah yeah Supreme Court justice no no she's blonde right there she is I'll say. No, no. No, no, no. She's blonde, right? There she is. Amy Cohen. And she's actually done a lot of great stuff, like a bipartisan, like it's like, I would like to think that if she raised,

she adopted a bunch of children too. I'm just saying, if you make it to this, the highest court in the land, I gotta think that it's not a movie, where it's like, you're like this like evil stepmother who's like, let me do whatever the one side thinks. You have an impeccable record. You have an impeccable record, right?

Fuck yes. You know what I mean? And you're smart. Regardless of whether you're a liberal or conservative, you're smart. You got it, you know, you have the fuck. I don't know. I guess who knows, man, you know, who knows.

I mean, some people would say that a few of these justices have this sort of like, but even, even, Ginsburg, when Obama said, yo, why don't you retire, cause you buy the dial, bitch, you know? Basically, basically, he was like, yeah. I'm like, Brad a cancer, that's why the like,

she was like, she was like, nah. He's like, leave now so that they can convert somebody and she was like, I'm gonna stick it out. Well, you're gonna die, you got, you got a lease, and then you're gonna die. You're gonna die when some, you know, some, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, we're gonna be, it is gonna be an off right and that's all we said

She said the fuck I don't know I was like good for her Yeah, but the liberals were like dude come on That's all right Jim what do you got? Already Okay, so next month Jeff Bezos and his brother are planning on doing a space trip where they travel out of the earth's atmosphere or our gravitational pull. A lot of people then went online, started several petitions trying to make it so he doesn't come back.

So about a waste of time. Yeah, I mean, why? I don't know. What? What? People like going home. I don't know. People like, So it's just like, who came that coming back? You know what this is? It this is like when you're married or in a relationship

and you want to buy a certain thing and your girl keeps going, no. Yeah, that's stupid. Now he's not. Yeah, I'm like a space bitch. Yeah. I think it's because he's bored. I mean, you're going to fucking space.

There's nothing else in there. Right? That's a good next example of where you're like, what else can I do? Yes, so much. I mean you're going to fucking space. There's nothing else right? You're like that's a good next example of where you're like what else can I do? Yes, I'm not sure what else can you do? It's also pretty good. Swim with whales. What would you have my swim with whales? I'd have a pet great white. Yeah, whatever you want super risky after a while you're like Yeah, well on the space. Well that that thing hasn't come down a couple times You know, yeah super risky. It's not a good idea Well, whatever.

But also, I feel I signed the petition. They just take them like, right, no one has anything going on right now. I mean, so you signed that thing. They're still buying from Amazon though. Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, by the way. The funny thing is that the petition's on Amazon.

The guy didn't talk. He made a product that all of us used, like all of us. Everybody. So it's like not his fault the way it's like Apple I know you made too much job. We all fucking use this product. He was a bad dad cool Live without my fucking awesome swipe device fuck off So in Florida man news There was a gentleman who ordered coffee along with a bagel he did

not received cream cheese with his order he was very frustrated he came that the thing that after leaving that starbucks with the he came back with the gun and then pulled it on the girl complaining that she forgot his cream cheese she then gave him the cream cheese for sure a few hours later he was arrested because that girl's father happens to be the police chief of that area. That's the only people to get justice in Florida.

Apparently, that's what the story made it down. You can't get cream cheese again though. Well, by the way. She did under the lesson. I tell her that. Back that. Back that. What's on your order?

Never mess up order again. Yeah, but again, this is like another nuanced story because obviously there's something up with this guy. Yeah, yeah, it's obviously clearly like we'd like to think the story is presented like he's just a normal guy and then he did this thing He's obviously not fucking crazy We've because he you know what we've all thought about this. Yeah, we just get today I wanted to like run somebody over who's taking too long in a crosswalk. Like bitch. Especially if I stop with you.

I'm just saying there's so many times when you just been like, I've been in a restaurant, I've been like, yeah, don't put any pickles and no mayo on this. You open up the burger and there's mayo. You're so busy. There's a moment I wanna fuck a stab

this motherfucker in the throat. It should be okay. We should get one a year, like a pervert. We should get one a year. It's like Russell crowing on hinged. Oh yeah, yeah I'm so we all think it's like we don't we think things But we don't follow through with act on it Follow through that dude came in that police precinct with a machete and just everybody's like work and stuff And you just see this guy come around the corner and it's goes and just fucking hits us Dude but apparently hit him like with the flat end like

try to but missed like with the end piece of it runs another guy's wrestling with him and then finally somebody shot him in the arm and he fucking you know he must not have been black he was oh he got shot in the arm no way no way a black dude a machete gets shot in the arms I don't know who's black I think he was it looked like the video the video was a little grainy but video's a little grainy. But, uh, a little grainy video. That's one. So, yesterday, the food fighters brought on Dave Chappelle at Madison Square Garden to perform

creep. Oh my god. Saw that, yeah. Please welcome on Lee Vowels. Dave Chappelle said, come on, saw the movie. You can sing? Not really. Not really.

He just loves that song. He just, yeah. He's just really feeling himself now, huh? Yeah, if I was as famous as Dave Spill, I don't know if I'd be like Dave or if I'd be like Daniel Tosh Like Daniel Tosh doesn't do it kind of just high-down. Yeah, no interview. He's just kind of like I haven't had all this money in my whole life. Like, you know, Tosh, no, just a bell. He's like, I just got all this money. You know what I mean? So it's like, I feel famous for a long fucking time.

Yeah, but he hasn't been $20 million a special famous. True. He's been pretty well, he's been milling it for a hot second. Not big deal. He's strong of a milling man. He flying people private every week, man. Yeah, and dude, flying people private every week. Yeah He owns a city

Not terrible no, that's not a really great. It's a fun version. Yeah. What a great song. Yeah, really. It's the best thing where I've ever got. It's so great. I like it to the chorus. No, no. You can see it. You know what, it's funny. You say that. Everybody, everybody song that song.

You know, you say it's a great song. I, um, I started to think like I'm a big American idol fan. Everybody everybody song that song you know you say it's a great song. I Started to think like I'm a big American Idol fan, you know, I love American Idol, right? What a travesty that the white guy with the guitar One a singing competition's same shit over no Here we go Cell album for Willie. What do you gonna do this is this rubin? Check this out. Who's really he's not Rubin's son. I'm Willie. Willie's big

Just like every white guy a guitar is the same thing. He's gospel. No, no, this is how we, we make, when he's slurred. Really, okay, Coldplay was on. All right. And it was Coldplay week. And he's sung yellow.

And I was like, damn, that's a great song. And what it made me realize is, that's really where the art is. Like how you just said, Creep is a great song. Like someone you just said, creep is a great song? Like some of those guys, like, they're not, they got it, the least thing of a creep, he ain't fucking thanks to Natra, you know?

But they made some great songs. And that's really the art. That's the art. So you take somebody like, like, who has a great voice, he's an American Idol artist, they come on with their great voice and they're singing other people's songs. And then they make their own songs, and you're kind of like like what's going on because the completion the completion of it is

That's the real art right there very few people can read the instrument the instrument is great But so did you vote for Will and shit every week? No, I never vote I never vote like like like like DVR I don't watch this guy chase back him. Yeah, he won over I got conscious he won over the two most phenomenal singers that have been on America I was like this so distracted and the way she was shaped too. She was shaped like shit She was like yeah, she was like skinny head face small ways with a big bang The biggest You know what I'm talking about You know what I'm talking about. That Kim Kardashian, no way big up.

They would have to. She had no wagon. No, bro, big girl. Wagon. You see, you see. You have to cut the maker dresses. I appreciate jeans were not for her. She's gonna be a star though.

They're all gonna be stars. Like I say, who those two chase who won? But it's like to me it's a singing competition and he did not sing as well as those other two is what I thought But he's probably a better artist. Oh boy, the country's popping up. She's very. Oh, okay They want a star pretty face small face with a big back Oh, she's 20. Okay, that's it. Yeah, all right. Yeah, what was her style? She's like good. No, just just you pick a song she can sing it a down. Yeah, you know, she should have won I thought I thought I would have been her or Willie you know, I really thought was gonna win the little girl Billy I wish she could sing rock she was singing

Her hold Casey Bishop like you 16. No, I thought she was 14. No she's 16. Oh, you had to be a certain age Well, she's no, no, they made it like you know that all they care about is this 12 and up. She was a beast though Jesus somebody's kids. She's a suit. She killed it. She's from all town. Yeah, she's from all town. That's right. But I thought too. But you know why? Because you know what he was talking about with Willie?

He's really saying is Willie don't look like an American idol. Willie, you can't big. Damn, man. Well, Willie's arm is part of me. His little T-Rex arm. And then like his old cat. This is where I just thought I was just like this. I didn't know for him.

Because I was like, yo, dude Do you have his instrument is so powerful? Mm-hmm, and I'm like dude make sure you cuz he already was sick his mom had a stroke And I'm like you know, I want him to I want him to survive because he's such a great singer like I'm telling you Oh, sing to me. I mean this is he used to play this that re-un-a-song. Yeah, oh he can really shine right like a diamond But anyway, my point though is that you I when I heard him sing you hear him sing Established songs you start to go wow you really realize like what a great great song And that's where the artistry is too not just about the instrument itself You know what I mean? Yes, so you don't think Willie's marketable take a good joke with a bad performance

It's so frustrating. It's really frustrating great joke bad performance. That's right. That's always so frustrating. It's really frustrating. Great joke writers. Yeah, something you have really great joke writers. But you know what though? Those guys going to write for it. No, no, but check it out though. They're really great joke writers sometimes.

And maybe they're not like phenomenal performers. They still are the most successful. Well, I mean, look, it's like a marathon on a racel. That's why I could such a good writer that just not can stand there still. He sees a good performance. He's a good performer. He's totally a good writer that just not can stand there still. He sees a good form actually. He's a good performer. He's totally, but it's a bad.

But Anthony can just kind of speak those jokes and crush. I say like Seinfeld's like that when he was first coming up and stuff, like he's a really, he's a wordsmith, dude. But he had a thing, you know, yeah. I know, but it's not like he's more Lawrence. No, you know what I mean? You know, it's not, or Eddie Murphy, you're like, you know, like I'm talking about these dynamic like performers

They're on stage. You just go wow this guy's like super star something about this Kevin Hart Yeah, yeah, Kevin Hart Kevin Hart is It's like it's not even riding with him so much as the other Performing And when you when he hits in a pocket of a premise that you go oh shit you combine like that Yeah, so I'm saying thing is the same kind of thing man. It's the same thing a pocket of a premise that you go, oh shit, you combine like that. So I'm saying, the thing is the same kind of thing, man. It's the same thing.

A lot of people got shit in music. I would just Spotify and listen to Willie's original tracks. And I was like, you ain't gonna make it with this shit. I'm just like, country guy, I had it. Oh, you know who I like the kid he got in trouble? Cause he just- Don't you give me start. No.

You know what, you win the moment? And the hat? I loved him. But I resent the fact that they canceled this kid who, who was 12. His friend, like he the moat and the hat, I loved him. But I resent the fact that they can't so this kid who, who was 12, his friend, like he's a bull friend. He was making a hat and he did like a takeoff. Like he's supposed to be responsible for the world's woes at 12 years old.

And he was the most original. I think he's gonna make it. See, he wrote all his own stuff. He's so disgusting though. What is so, he's very proud of you. He's still have a career. American off fire. No, he just, I think they took him off.

I think it was a mutual. It was like yeah I don't think we can survive this. It's just walk away. He survived his 12 years old you fucking 16 days 12 at the time So he was the kid I know that one kid the guy he was like the white boy from Utah He just left himself. I think I can probably make more money just doing this myself Boy, you just vote me off of it. I thought if he would have won out of been fine me too. He's like the most original. He was original I got things I follow him. I said I'm a DM. I said it in a DM

You good man. Keep it up No, I don't care. I just was like good for you man I got you know, I that's my favorite thing about the internet my absolute favorite favorite thing is like, whoever your favorite whatever is, you have the opportunity for them to see your love. Like I listen to a lot of audiobooks. And if I like the reader, I'll find this motherfucker on Twitter. And be like, no, you perform the shit out of that.

I really love your reading. And I've listened to other books just because you're reading them. And they go, oh my God, thank you. I mean, that's when it's like, oh, it's giving them a lot. Cause yeah, no one's giving them God, thank you. I mean, that's when it's like, oh, it's giving them a lot. Because yeah, no one's giving them that kind of love. Or like even authors or like any kind of thing,

you find people, you just go, I really appreciate what you sort of deliver. That's what the point of it was, not like the constant hate, you know. Like I'm gonna, like I get, the man, the most hate I get is after doing this podcast and there's gonna be so many of these fucking trolley ass like, oh all you do is

Complaining Griffin. Yeah, it's my brand Bitch in with Griffin We do it with Griffin. I like it. It's funny man You have a lot of good stuff to say but they always like it so that's the thing you get is like no all you do is like You know, so it's like but it's all well thought out something Yeah, like it's not like you just shoot from the thing you get is like, no, all you do is like, you're all you get on stuff. It's like, but it's all well thought out something. Yeah, it's not like you just shoot from the fucking nose. But the point is it's like, you have the good and bad of the internet.

If Harry loves you, you're doing something wrong. Right, true, true. For sure. For sure, for sure. Next one, oh, we still doing this. So this time last year, the world's most premature baby was born and it was given zero percent chance of survival because it was less than a pound and was small enough to fit in a

palm. The baby turned one the other day. I bet you, I bet you survived. You're one of those like, oh, so let's push this little thing out now instead of waiting five. Zero percent chance. Look at that. And is he normal like brain, everything?

I think for the most part, he's as healthy as you could possibly have him. Be for a while. But there are certain little things that he has. What's technology today, man? Like that baby probably wouldn't have survived. Even when I was a 10 years ago, right? No, no, just the fact that he's alive

has just turned one. Very amazing. That's cool. Well, that's the biggest debate about abortion is that after the baby is viable, you can't really abort the child, right? That would be the idea, so that would be the cutoff point when it's viable on its own. Well, maybe they'll have the thing now. We can just take it out. We'll open it to a oven and then you have to wait for nine months and then keep checking it.

If you can grow up baby outside the woman's body, now what does that mean? So, you know what I mean? Like, well the baby's a two week old. It's tricky, it's fucking tricky. I don't want to get into it. Like an easy date? That's one of those. That's one of those. No, but it's become a thug. We all just got to grow like this. No. I don't say.

Everybody's drinking out. Can you please put right here the music you're breasted by, Brian? It's an issue. It's an issue we're all gonna deal with though. It's gonna come up. It's like, you know, with technology, it's gonna change everything, the way we think about everything. Well, technology should change. Like, I think, you know, we have to come up with better forms of birth control or...

All that shit. Whatever it is, like, you know, or like, have it where, like, we have to have, like, I mean, we're just designed so terribly. And that's something I would say I feel for women, because it's like, you know, if you're a woman you're 30 and you wanna have kids, well this has to be your thing you have to think about

because though older you get the harder it is, it doesn't have a thing. But how great would it be if it was designed differently than a woman? That a woman can have kids at 16 and be fine. That's a hundred and a half. That's a hundred and a half. Yeah, but I know, I know.

But like, there's a huge money. It was like a lot of, I mean, but like, she got money. It was like a lot of, I mean, we don't know, we don't know what's going on. Sellers are bad examples. Yeah, they're mine, just kidding. But they're having technology where we remember what I'm saying is, I know, I know,

you happen to, but the technology that, but I'm saying is like, it sucks that like, that has to be the pressure, because you could be like 75 year old man and like, you know, and then put him out of baby. Just, you know, that's what you have to do. You're old as well.

I don't even feel like if I, I'm my girl, what's that? I'm like, it's, and I'm like, I'm gonna be 50 in March. So much is, it's that's not. Okay, that's be honest. No, you good? I want my, but no, here's the thing though.

That's why I started to, I really have been consciously being like, I gotta take care of myself. Correct, that's what I was saying. Because my mom has dementia, you know, and it's a tough thing. And so then I thought, oh man, is this hereditary? Is it genetic?

It's iffy if it's genetic or not, and it's like, but you know the causes. It's like, high cholesterol, inflammation. Like these things are so huge. And so I was like, oh, look at myself. As you get older, it becomes harder and harder and harder and harder to stay in shape. You know, you have to watch what you eat. You got all this bullshit. And I thought, well, I have to do this because I want to be here for my girl who's like in her 30s. And if we have kids and I want to be like, you know, I want to like walk my daughter down now. What all these kind of things you think about, right? So it's like, that's why I took my message out

to you young men out there. This is a real solid message to you. If you are a person that thinks you wanna be a dad, if you're thinking about that as your future, think about it. Like really, if you're with somebody that you care about, you need to really consider like, do I wanna be an old dad? Do I wanna be like, you know, do consider like do I want to be old at?

Do I want to be like you know? Do I want to be 50 and my daughter's 20? Do you want it to be like that because I have all my high school buddies who are like oh they show me you know They're like my daughter just graduated college Yeah, I'm like fuck like and so it's gonna be So it is something to think about I know you think you're're invincible in the world. I sure I start late man. My son's not, I got a long way to go. I know, but the thing is, is because when you're, that's the thing that's the struggle of an artist,

either side, male or female. Cause like even women who are like, this is my career, I wanna do my thing. I'm a freaking Taylor Swift or whoever you are. And you're like doing, doing, doing, doing, maybe you have it made time to be like, well, do I wanna be a mom? And then same thing with me. It's tough, it's tough. It's tough, doing, doing, doing, maybe you have it made time to be like, well, do I want to be a mom? And then same thing with men, it's tough.

It's tough. It's tough. I want to like, and then it's not just about like, well, I'm just going to have a baby because there's people like that. You know, I think pro athletes do that. It just, you just pump seeds into like, you know, like, I want to have a kid. I know people like that. I have a really close family friend.

She got pregnant from this rich guy. And you could tell that's his thing. He just wanted to have a kid. And he's like, he's got enough money to be like, ah, you know, we're not getting married, but I'll take care of you. You know what I mean? And then I could check in and out with my kid.

I mean, there's people like that. But for most of us, we want to have a loving family. We want to be in this thing. So I'm just telling you, young guys out there, a lot of guys listening to this podcast. It's a lot of men. Think about it. Look at the woman you're with right now and decide, decide like is this my, is this my writer, Dive

Bitch? Is this the one for me? And do I want to start a family? Cutting my website in mortal.com. Yeah. Whatever that means. That's me else, Jim. You're out of good. You good? Is that it? Well, there's a couple more, but I think if you guys are good, you're good. All right. I was kind of acting. My girl. Why do you want to carry? Well, there's a couple more but I think if you guys are good you're good I had to come acting my girl My girl loves your sweater I told you that last time, but she wears it all the time awesome this week that pink you know Yeah, the guard book always always full of awesome knowledge. Yeah, airgrapher.com Yeah, yeah, actually I got yeah, if you go to my side. I got the I got some stuff. I'm gonna be in the comedy zone in Jacksonville. I actually,

I'm in the way, and even as I said it, I'm like, I'm like, I'm just like, I'm taking a fat girl to prom. I love it. I love it. Don't say that, I'll tell. Oh, really? I'll talk.

I know, I already know. But anyway, and then I'm gonna, be in some places I'm going to be. So I got some stuff coming up. I'm not big time like shop or I'm going to be at like the such as that's convention center with that Boston's great. What's the, what's the den theater? It's in Chicago. Oh, I got to fix that.

The man is den there. House of comedy. Yeah. In House of comedy they got their things opening up and it would be in Tampa. So you know, I'm there. You know, and I put the tickets to those places that I'm at a lot anyway too. Like you can get the comedy store or the last thing.

Well, you go to Edmonton in January. Yeah, I went there in November. That's she was cold and was like, I love Edmonton. That's a good, good crowd. That's good. That's good. Yeah, but that's, yeah.

What is there? Griffin.com? Yeah. Um, only thing I come up L.A. is July 16th through 17th L.A. Shob and friends. Where is that? That is at Haas. Ice House run Haas.

Oh good. Yeah, so I'm gonna do a full weekend there in July. Wait, the Ice House? Yeah, well, their management's help booking Haas. The Ha Ha. Yeah. The Ha Ha North Hollywood? Yep.

Yeah. Okay. I know. That's weird. I didn't's weird. Yeah, cuz they're doing size house gonna They're doing construction. They couldn't get permits to the pandemic. So now they get the permit. So now they're building So be done and what are they building they're redoing the whole thing wow the bus family owns it now Oh, no, that's gonna be all corporate. I don't know Still the same squad runs it all right, all right, And this keeps going down chin. We just had San Jose. North Carolina August 19th. Damn, profit San Jose. Yep. San Jose Improvs. That's a good arrow. And then we'll have on their Las Vegas, August 12 to the 14th.

That's at this the opening weekend for Cap I'm not cap cities. What the fucking wise guys Vegas. Oh, Open in a grand opening Where's it at I don't know love it love it? You don't know yet It's not like is it gonna be understriper to go downtown? That's not on the trip it's downtown. It's not on the strip. Yeah, yeah I'm not a shit going on TKZ dot com and the new merch drops Friday thick boy dot com thick with three C's I don't think it's down town. It's not on the street. Yeah, take it. That's it.

Go on. And then you're going to see it. Take boy.com. Think with three C's. I'll be at the warmest sold out helium. We can do this weekend Friday Saturday. I had to cancel the Sunday show, but we're going to do three shows on Saturday. I think and tickets are almost sold out.

Philadelphia, PA, helium. See you this Friday and Saturday. Roughhouse Friday coming up July 9th. If you like to bet on combat sports, I'm going to try to interview some very, very smart people. Give you guys good odds. As usual, conspiracy social club is on rockfin.com slash conspiracy social club. And I'm having so much fun with that. And we're going to be exclusively on rockfin starting in July. Big and hungry podcast. As well.

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