The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 701: Mark Harley
Episode Date: June 25, 2021Hella Mark Harley is back and the guys talk Korean BBQ, Mark and FATKZ featured on More Plates More Dates, Howlin Ray's vs Al's hot chicken, roids, weightlifting and fasting, Cona...n O'Brien smoking a joint on his last episode, viral "I want to shake your hand" video and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Get you some.
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we good, man.
Shit.
Are we good, Chandler?
You good?
You got the Hawaiian, is it Friday, why true?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like casual Friday, right?
Sure, it's like a foreign Korean barbecue.
Yeah, this is more dressing up for you.
That's not, yeah.
It's like dressing down. Dressing down? Yeah, it's like more up for you. That's not, this is like dressing down.
Dressing down?
Yeah, it's like more of a last.
You look like a bar, Deanna.
No, you look way better.
Well, thank you.
You should just wear a t-shirt.
That would be dressing, the t-shirt would be dressing down.
Then you got your ring in your chest.
You're gonna be all done?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
You're feeling it.
Yeah, today.
Just today.
Let it be filled.
All right, thank you.
Is it, and you felt like it was a casual Friday? No, cuz we're going to cream barbecue. I'm happy good mood
30ish you gonna go or no
I would love to go you know you go did you invite him ahead of time or is it yeah? Yeah? We changed the day for oh wow
There's no Thursday at five. Yeah, I can the day for oh wow, there's gonna Thursday at five I can't go like that. We'll change it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How are you going to go? Oh?
Yeah, cuz you fly out tonight
See what you did there
Yeah, how you going Chibal no
It sounds like there's yeah like an extra spot. Maybe Yeah, it's too much. Yeah, it's cool.
You're okay.
Seriously, so me and my fat ass.
Yeah, I'll reserve two seats for it.
Cheney, is it going to be different
because last time with the quarters,
A, Criotown was popping or the middle of the...
It's still popping, I heard.
But it's popping, but is it still the same setup?
Yeah, I think it's a thing.
But then you can actually go inside and, yeah,
and no masks too.
So Koreans were not afraid of COVID.
I mean, not down there, they were. So Koreans were not afraid of COVID. I mean not
down there. That place was just like a festival. It was worse than before. It was more crowded than
before. I experienced my first racism as fan. Oh yeah wait what happened? Yeah I went up to get
to the bathroom and there's like a group of cream guys that I had. I heard they go there's a lot of
white people around here. Oh shit. That was like hell yeah. This big white motherfucker.
And you love seeing that Asian guy with dreadlocks.
Oh yeah.
There's an Asian new adrenaline.
I've never seen that before.
Really?
That's so funny.
He's gonna get canceled.
What, I know, I was gonna say I'm a real appropriation.
I know, he's a real appropriation.
Does he work there or something?
I don't remember.
He was a random guy just like that, he did.
I can't stop staring at him.
I'm trying to picture an Asian with dreadlocks.
It's insane.
It's insane.
It's fantastic. It's fantastic. Like, you want to have a little texture to your hair
So Asian hair would be the toughest to make dreadlocks. I assume ages have thick hair, right?
Thick straight hair. Yeah, straight very straight
But with dreads don't you have to put some sort of wax in it and not wash it because they usually smell like
Yeah, I think it's patchy, right? It smells like pickled olives.
Dredd smell like pickled olives.
See, Jeremy Loon, that's not dredd, is it?
I mean, the top part is.
Yes, dredd.
Yeah.
That looks cool, but the commitment to dredd's, I mean, as you're saying, I don't wash my hair
for a few days and I'm like, fuck this stinks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What it's like greasy and especially because we work out.
Yeah, I don't wash my hair after one day, like, Jesus.
I remember, like, a girl who, like, smoked a lot of weed lot of weed like didn't wash her hair, I guess, had like,
like the blunt smell, like it was just,
it was like tobacco and I'm like,
oh, that's a lot of good.
That's a lot of times in your hair,
that's how they, you know, if you fail drug tests
through the hair follicles.
Right, that's a long hair.
That's a long hair.
That's a long hair too.
Yeah, it's also a few bin with a girl who smokes.
It's just like in their, it's in their nails.
Yeah, like their finger smell like cigarettes,
they're here, their car, everything smells like cigarettes.
Yeah, I think cigarettes are smelling that.
Sorry to anyone who smokes.
But awesome, it's supposed to do on 21.
I know.
I don't know.
You look like a smoked cigarette.
I don't know.
People over the age of like 27.
Not California for sure.
Very, very seldom.
It's very, very, very, very, very, very,
you're going to these other states.
New York, but they do like Europeans still do it.
Most people here now, jewel instead.
Does that's what cigarettes?
No.
We're looking to confirm the age.
You still have an Asian man squatting in a deep squat position.
Asian definitely change smoke a lot.
Yeah.
We're always squatting around, weighting.
Obviously, if I'm drunk, I'll have a cigarette here and there.
Who taught you that?
I also spoke in cigarettes from you.
Like when I'm a really drunk, yeah.
Give me that thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, because honestly, why not at that point?
Yeah, that's pretty, pretty common.
What jersey are you doubling down on the hockey, huh?
I've won four jerseys since I've been here.
What jersey is that?
That's homeboy.
That's the stud. Yeah, I ordered this four weeks ago and it came in yesterday. It just came. Is it a triple axe?
No, this is normal size. Is it really you were to bet from just these only
This tray young on the back
Is this tray young on the back? It's a hockey dandruff of my family.
I can beat them.
We'll get to another one.
Why'd it say Greek freak on the back?
That's a lot though.
That's really cool.
Hockey jerseys are inching because they're just, the right size
is just incredibly oversized, right?
Well, because the shoulders are built like this
and it's long because it's meant to have
short fads under it.
But for somebody that sort of looks like like a football jersey looks less small to me I feel like this because it's long because it's meant to have short fads under it. So it's really like long fads.
But for somebody who sort of looks like a football jersey looks less small to me than a hockey
jersey.
Because they're more tight fitting.
Yeah, they're jersey, hockey jersey.
Yeah, hockey jersey.
Is that an East Coast thing?
A lot of people were hockey jerseys.
They're some pretty fashionable ones.
The best ones, the old school Chicago Blackhawk, the actual Indian on it.
Can't get any more.
Yeah, you can. Can't get't get a dicey to find no Chicago Blackhawks. They still sell their jersey. They won't never change their name
Bring us shit up chin good Chicago Blackhawk jersey. Uh-huh. I saw one and they can still rock the Blackhawk
Cuz you know they can't use
I think it's Benny. Yeah, they tried saying something to the
I don't know what was on the black hawks
I get we're not we're not changing our names. That's the best Jersey right there. This one. Yeah, they said they
They said that one that one
Toast I swear to go. Oh, I don't taste. Please. Brennan you own hockey jerseys. I have a hockey Jersey our boy gave us
Says Kriotown on it. It looks like I've done found it. Yeah, you have done found it gave me one
I
Had a dope Toronto me my brother try I think it's at my dad's I was the Toronto Toronto Maple leaves when I I
Either fought in true. Yeah, I fought in Toronto. I fought Matt Mitchell in there
They gave me like an authentic Toronto Maple leaves jersey was so sick. Yeah, I can't find it. Who was on it?
Here's my name. Oh, that's it. It's so sick. I don't know what's that. It's it's heartbreak. Oh well, but those
Those are your favorite items. I know this fucking disappeared. You know who rocks him is a homeboy from Jane Simon Bob
Kevin Smith. Kevin Smith. Dave is on this car. Yeah
Maybe this is is so dope.
This one I like, the capital is normal.
Home Jersey kind of boring.
This year they did a bunch of reverse retro jerseys,
which they did them for all the teams.
They're old home jerseys.
They just reinvented, they reversed it, and that made me like that.
These are fire.
It's just the sleeves.
You pull it off.
The sleeves are a little weird.
Well, guys, they their long, yeah.
So even though it's your size, the sleeves go past your...
Because again, like hucky.
Again, like you have elbow pads on, shoulder pads on.
Yeah, so when you buy an NFL jersey, it's not like, you can get the authentic, authentic
one, which relax.
They're like $400.
But then they also have the cut
for you just to rock it in the streets.
Yeah, how do you need to do that?
I don't need the baggy sleeves.
Yeah, I ordered this like a little smaller
because I was hoping it would be
like one more.
What is the size during, right?
I have no idea, like a medium or something like that.
We can't see it.
Because I wanted it to be quite a chip
and it's just still like a little too long.
I've never seen a tight hockey jersey like snug fit. Yeah, I never want that. Like I just meant like I wanted to be called shit and it's just still a little too long. I've never seen a tight hockey jersey like snout fit.
Yeah, I never want that.
Like I just meant like I wanted a tight like on my like,
No, they're sick though.
Like I said, yeah, you pull it off.
Baseball is my favorite though.
Baseball jersey is not rock.
Everyone in the Bay Rocks, Baseball jersey.
And you actually, like you said,
something to confuse you for a baseball.
You actually kind of like more than most people
that I see you fill it out well and have frame for a basement
where as most people kind of like,
you'll see a skin of you wearing it.
It's like, you don't really know it's good in it.
No, it's good in it.
It's jamming so soon.
No.
You looking at the dog?
Just seeing what's up, man.
No.
Are you excited to go to Phoenix?
Yeah, I'm chilling.
You just gonna see your family? Mm-hmm. Just gonna chill with the fam the white folks the black folks. Oh
See bowl. Did they get along? Do you ever bring them together? Oh
Do they know each other? Yeah, is that the plot of a funny holiday movie? I know right just something like that
Oh, fuck now twirl ton. Is that a great one? I would never
World Con I would never
Would never write anything like that I'm not so you have to write it. I could yeah
All the fuck shit you
No, I could do it, but yeah, they all know each other. They're all cool.
But that's not what we asked.
Yeah, I'd love to give them together.
Oh, have ever brought them together like that?
Like you said, they know each other.
I'm saying, do they get along?
You know what, the first time I ever performed in Arizona,
they were all there.
They were all there.
They sit on separate sides or?
Is it like divorced parents?
Like my parents, like I do shows,
enough September and Denver.
My parents either, because they're divorced.
So they come to separate shows,
like my mom come to the early,
my husband late,
and if they do come the same show,
like my dad's in front,
my mom's in the back.
Oh, for real?
Oh, yeah.
They do not see each other.
No, it's not like that at all.
No, it's never really.
No.
No.
Because I'm cool as fuck.
That's why.
Yeah, that's what's up.
I gotta bring like weird,
and I'm pretty cool too,
but they just don't get along, you know
There's a lot of yeah, but they don't have a history of not getting along
My son drew this what my dad was in town last week
He was mad at something. I don't know something you know kids something stupid
So he drew he's really into drawing that so you drew a picture of me with a happy face
I mean, I guess it looked like me then you were like a mad sad face. Yeah, he's like this is you right now
You should try and go more over here. Wow
He might hit you with the fucking visuals
I started laughing and my dad goes you know, it's funny. You did the same thing and like everybody's around
I'm like I do you know yeah at his age when me and your mom were getting a divorce you drew me as the devil
And oh
My god, I was like that's not the same That is super dark
And also very sad hashtag trauma. Yeah, also
We should probably talk to therapists about yo you as a devil
He's again, then you do you in the corner with like tears out your eyes. I'm like that's the same damn
You do this, but I mean give me a piece of candy
This is super deep and which bright talk about somewhere
Yo, you dad called me off guard when I first met him. He gave me that old
The way he took my hand. Yeah, I did not expect we betrayed a real quick. We do he was like
He was like he went in like this
I was like and he gave the hug and I was like he's alright. I stay cool daddy
I was like and then he said like thug life or something like that
He said live something like that. He said, thug life, something like that.
It really caught me off guard.
I went in with the normal like,
hey, just, you know, as a respectful,
handshake.
I don't know if he straight-dabbed you up.
Yeah, he said it was like, come on in, let's do this.
I told you, I'm talking about him.
Yeah, first time ever met him, right?
Did he whisper black lives matter to you?
Yeah.
You're all white?
Yeah, I got you down.
I'll win you down. He's got six months of shit. I think I should do it, dude. No, I got you down. I'll win you down
He's got to see this shit. I see this shit, dude. Oh, I've been watching the TV man fuck them
I told you when he saw dirt posts him for the first time in Denver. He's in the green room
He's like damn man. You like chilling
I was like what is happening
He's got to tell my friends and call the greens
I was like hey dad I said we've had enough
He's my amazing let the fuck go favorite house
Pop it that's a shit probably get the fuck out from a good place of like yeah, I want to relate
Yeah, like it just caught me off guard. I want to done it, you know like but I just didn't know he was that's what he was going for
I was like oh nice to meet you. It looks normal to me
No, yeah, I was like oh you know what this is
I assume he was gonna do it. Oh you did already knew. Oh, dear
Chittles, you know, you like jealous
That's really aggressive. Oh, it's somebody if they if they eat shitland. It was hilarious. Yeah
It was like well, it's like that. I think it was the...
He said he...
It's like a bunch of black friends.
Yeah, yeah.
But it's like one step away from saying like, you like watermelon.
We fried chicken out.
I like it.
It's not quite there.
Well, did you see that?
I think it was in a key up for that June 19th.
You know, he decided to celebrate it.
He was given out free fried chicken
and watermelon, but it was a white guy doing it.
Didn't go over well.
Yeah, didn't go over well.
Yeah, didn't go over well.
Can't beat him in that.
Just didn't read the room right now.
Probably coming from a good place.
He was coming from a good place, but it's like, yeah.
Yeah, it's a little just condescending.
Yeah, you know, it's not fully racist,
at least condescending.
Speaking of chicken, I went to Popeye's
in the hood last night.
Yeah, off of LeBrayam for a,
how was it?
There's no walk-ups, and they like,
push your food out.
They like throw that to you.
Like it's a jail cell.
And it's all for sure.
Yeah, it's like, there's food out.
Cause they don't want no problems.
Yeah, they don't want no problems.
Cause I didn't realize, you know,
when you see, when you see it built up like that,
that's when you realize, oh, you're in the tough area.
Yeah, they're doing that for a reason.
They just didn't wear like, okay, let's make sure we don't deal with it.
Yeah, exactly.
They started doing it.
They started doing it.
Like, it's literally like the plexiglass.
I like a window like this.
Yeah, you can't even see them really.
Okay, wasn't it really chaotic when the chicken sandwich came?
Wasn't there like fights breaking out in Popeye.
Popeye, yeah.
Have you had it?
I have not.
Oh, that's good.
It's delicious, but I won't fight no one over it.
No, I sure is fuck when it's shaking.
I mean, I'm fuck people over, you know, that's shit,
but I want to fight someone.
Actually, I did try to fight someone over chicken sandwich.
That's a lot.
Yeah, I was drunk.
It was a wild turkey night.
Well, you know, you know, the reason Nike
created their sneaker app and don't do the drops
in store anymore, because people are like,
getting killed for it.
Like, young kids.
Oh yeah, people are getting fucked up.
Yeah.
That's stupid.
Lord of the Flies, I mean, you put people together
and it's like, all right, everybody,
we're going for this thing.
Correct.
Quickly, people just like crap.
I mean, it's a good sandwich, but it's not like,
it's not better chicken.
Rob, put you in a headlock,
move, move, move, move, move, move. It's a good sandwich, but it's not like it's not better chicken. I'll put you in the head like
Or owls owls off of Ventura
That's what you had last night. Yeah, it's Nashville hot. I saw you posted better. What was it?
Worse than Helen raised. I know better worse than Helen raised
It's right there. It's right there. Hellenraise, you have Hellenraise, hold up.
Hellenraise is the best Nashville chicken hot sandwich in the country.
Destroyes Nashville.
Destroyes any, I'm gonna go fuck worry if that chicken sandwich is, destroys that.
Hellenraise is a 10.
Helles is like a 9.5.
What about convenience?
Because sometimes I don't feel like getting Hellenraise because you have to jump through
so many of these together.
I'm too lazy to get that. that's my problem with the Helen right?
Yeah, just give me a fucking sandwich.
Do they still do the Helen raised where you got to order it first and
On postmates. Yeah, it's fucking annoying. It's a whole process to get it's a nightmare
Postmates who came up with
And then post-makes to come up and like I'm right here like there you go and then there's like
That's where feet. Yeah, it's so strange. Owls. No way. You just is that out by you though?
Yeah, that's like a boss. I don't go see it. Yeah, it's great. No, does it tell you asshole?
Not no if you go really hot to gonna give you comes but I go mild and their mild fucking hot
Okay, I've had their hot and it's worse than Helen race. Really?
Way worse.
You guys you have to like sign this form before you order.
Oh shit.
Yeah, and I was like, oh this ain't even shit.
Oh, it was tough.
Well, he destroyed the plane one time when we were coming
from Nashville.
Could you smell it?
Can you smell it from your seat?
Yeah, because he brought me, he was like,
hey, dog, I gotta get out.
He was sleeping.
I'm like, bro, we just took off.
Like we literally are still sending.
And this one like, yeah.
But me cat 80s, this special, I forget where it it was from but it was like this super hot hot my my my wing was purple
It was so hot purple and we would that was
Prince yeah chicken or something like that no one was good to wait did it tear cash it up
story
And my When I was going to have any issues with it and my ass got I can't handle it. She's got this. Yeah, I handle it.
It was damn.
It was pretty.
We distributed that before.
Took that.
Yeah, it's about it.
No more.
No more.
We did that.
We did that before.
We did stupid.
Super shit.
How was Charlotte?
How was Charlotte?
Charlotte was really cool.
Tell the people why you're in Charlotte.
Yeah, I was in Charlotte because I was filming a few
commercials for Ekrich Meets and ended up doing another spot
for Weber Girls.
What's up, baby?
I did one last year.
It was super fun.
I'm like barbecuing and making some sausage on the grill,
doing little recipes, a funny little commercial.
I did a, the course like commercial on Tuesday.
And it's funny because I have to like,
they're like, all my stuff was done by like 230,
and they're like, I'm like, cool,
so I'm gonna catch this 10 o'clock flight.
Like actually, we need you to stick around till 9 p.m.,
and I did nothing from 2.30 to 9,
but they just have you around.
That's true.
So I'd like to switch.
Just in case.
Just in case, and they cut you,
I'd switch my flight, and on like a midnight flight,
head to North Carolina,
North Carolina was super cool, had a lot of fun.
That's the owner of the ad agency right there.
She's owner of Acrech.
No, not owner of Acrech.
She has the trophy agency, yeah.
So I got to do one day film a couple funny spots
and they kind of know me now.
I don't think my ads on there, it's on my page.
Yeah, those hot dogs.
I'm fantastic.
And fucking eight dogs.
If you scroll down a few rows, it's a while back.
And yeah, then they were like, all right,
we shot this one. Let's do like a, oh,
if you can stick around tomorrow, there it is.
Yeah, in the middle right there.
That's hilarious.
Eat big.
To get big. Here's one of my favorite bulking meals using
an eggplant.
It's an eggplant sausage.
You get a taste of saying I'm not an absolute sausage fanatic.
I was getting my veggies either.
And now for my favorite part. A little eggplant smoked sausage fanatic. I've never skipped my veggies either. And now for my favorite part, a little eckridge smoked sausage in there.
A little more.
A little more.
Eckridge smoked sausage is a great source of protein
and it cooks even faster.
So you can get back to the gym.
Wow.
That was yeah, huh?
A real 100 pound weight right there.
Not fake at all.
You won't.
I'm a budget.
You did you.
So yeah.
So you did, hello?
And I would assume cores is more financially.
That's the big, the big, the big dog.
You want those just because they've heard of it.
Like cores.
Chores.
Yeah, and it's also like union versus non.
If you get a union commercial, like every,
so the one next to it, the CDW, when I think you guys
have played that before, but like,
people have been blowing me up about that one playing during like the NHL semi-finals and like,
like do you get paid when it's aired on those two?
Or just like, yeah.
Yeah, every, so with the non-union,
they basically buy, like they pay you a session fee
and then they buy you out if it ends up playing somewhere.
So it's like, you know, you get this much money
and then that much money, like once it hits the air,
but just a one-time lump.
Then who monitors that you're your manager, your agent?
Because, yeah, they have to.
And they're pretty good because it's a union thing like, well for the CDW one, it's the
office one where I'm like hitting a dude and saying, you're in for a brewed wakening.
Oh, all right.
There you go.
That's more like the other.
So, that was been playing all over, I guess, so people keep hitting me.
I just saw you and I'm like, yes, because every time somebody says that,
I'm like, money, money, money, money, money.
That's good.
That played, I watched one game at played.
I think every time there was a commercial break,
that commercial played.
Yeah, so I'm psyched about that, just because it's like,
you know, and it's also just funny.
Like, that was a fun shoot.
I got to do like all these different lines
and smack the shit out of this dude.
I felt bad, because the he's like a small dude.
And the black guy.
You're in for a guy.
No, this dude comes into frame.
Oh, wow.
Like that was the mile.
This thing we did.
They had me like up or cutting him and like lifting off the ground.
And like a couple of times I'm like, I think I just broke this dude's face.
I mean, my girl.
So we watch fucking yellow stone for the third time all these seasons.
And then we have we have no shows to watch. So we're running Game of Thrones back. Nice. watch fucking Yellowstone for the third time all these seasons.
And then we have no shows to watch. So we're running Game of Thrones back.
Nice.
We started with Game of Thrones.
How the fuck have you not been in Game of Thrones now?
What do you mean?
Perfect for Game of Thrones?
I would love to be something like that.
You really fucking perfect for Game of Thrones.
How did you not get cast as...
Well, I don't have that much serious stuff in my role.
If you want to go to see a serious role see a serious role here. Okay, go to um
One to his coming YouTube seven dust music video seven dust. Oh, yeah. I saw this is a good one. I'll be perfect for like I mean be perfect. It's over
But I would love to roll up. This look this if you google them it should be the latest music video they put out. Yeah, the most recent one there Is they're on my face
So we can't play the music, but you want to just watch it first sir
Man the summer is here and you're in the gym you're getting in shape
You're ditching that quarantine 30 you put on like your boy here and you're doing everything right
But you like to sit on some cold ones, but you don't want all the calories that your carbs the sugar
What are you gonna do you want to reach on some cold ones, but you don't want all the calories, that's your carbs, the sugar, what are you gonna do? You want to reach for a cold one?
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We're just putting the music like low.
See Mark's facial expression.
You'll understand what he's doing.
And is there an audition for this mark?
No, actually, I was doing this as a favor to a buddy.
They did pay me, but he was like,
hey, wanna be in a music video?
I'm kinda like, sure, I'm sure it'll suck,
but let's do it.
And then end up being this really dope music video
and the director, I'll show you something else because it's
It's another little funny thing
Because the director is like Ukrainian and he his wife is this YouTube fitness star like Russian language fitness star
And they're like hey, do you want to know?
I'm
I
Mean came of thrones if they bring back a new season because the newest season is gonna be the
Targaryens,
and they're known for their silver hair.
I don't see why Mark couldn't see them.
What's up, new?
Come on, get in here.
What's the sort of anarchy?
They have my answer.
They have the myons.
So yeah, the director was like,
Hey, do you want to do this?
My wife has this Russian language fitness app.
Do you want to do these workouts?
So that also just dropped.
And they put it on the page for the app. And I'm explaining the t to do like these workouts? So that also just dropped and they put
it on this the page for the app and I'm like explaining like the tabata like it workouts
and it's all dubbed in Russia. So it's like I saw that.
Did his own son. Monday I'm his mother Carla skill. I want to do personal trends.
How about our boy from plates more dates? Broke down you describing steroids. Yeah,
that was really cool because I love that guy. Yeah, that was really cool because.
I love that guy.
Yeah, he was awesome and it was cool to see that,
he basically agreed with what I said
and went into some more nuance, which of course it's hard
to go into too much nuance, but.
I was worried he was gonna like jump,
but you know that, like,
what's his real name?
Derek.
Derek.
Yeah, I don't know his last name,
but yeah, this is one of my favorite YouTube channels
and I think a great resource for anybody
because he goes into the pharmacology and chemistry
of it all and not just steroids also, like,
you know, hair loss and stuff like that.
My understanding of like,
oh, he takes, he goes,
it's sort of like general male improvement,
but like one of the big things.
Does he shoot it out of a trailer park?
I feel like it's so the same thing.
No, I feel like this dude's got like a million subs. Is that the little AC in the back? Yeah, he's like, I the big things. Does he shoot it out of a trailer park? I don't get one in the same thing. No, I feel like this dude's got like a million subs.
Does that little AC in the back?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know, is he in a trailer park?
I think just it may be a studio is,
because I'm sure he's doing great.
He's doing great.
He's a smart guy.
He has a regular job doing his wicked smart.
Yeah, so smart.
And he's got a Canada crew.
Somebody, yeah.
Yeah, man.
Somebody you go, if you want to go ball as deep into the science of it, and course like I'm trying to keep up I don't know all the science of it I don't
retain it all but it gives you an idea I've learned a lot of nuance about both anabolic hair loss
and stuff like that like and exactly like okay what's finaster I doing what's minox still doing what
what are you know other compounds like you know I learned about are you five eight four four one all these like experimental things that are like not for human use but you can buy them and you know other compounds like uh... you know i learned about are you five eight four four one all these like
experimental things that are like not for human use but you can buy them and you
know
can you imagine having him as a resource as you can hide school or college
and crazy that the dabbling like right you know it's is that when we're
in the like
the forms on by bill not nobody knows anything
people are like they're all just a thousand milligrams of this right will see how
it goes
that that to me that's like the definition of bro sciences is going anything. And they're all just 1000 milligrams of this. Right. We'll see how it goes. Yeah.
That to me, that's like the definition of bro sciences is going, this guy did this and
then it creates an echo chamber of nobody's looking into the science of it. So if you want
like nuanced scientific perspective, him, this other guy vigorous Steve who's like this,
he's from Holland and he's a bodybuilder. He's like a coach who goes really in depth,
but also like,
Is it true in depth?
Cause then I zone out.
Not really because, yeah.
I like this guy, it's like, it's deep,
but it's also that I'm have to have my
right in engineering.
What I would say, he does vigorous Steve goes ball is deep,
but he gives great advice.
Anytime somebody comes to me with like beginner questions,
a lot of time I'll recommend them to him because he goes,
like he has specific videos on like if you're a beginner here the compounds you should stick to and his whole approach is like
I've coached hundreds of people and this is the absolute safest way to do it and his his recommendations are like start with them
We're like words for like specific
Now he'll talk about workouts too, but I think you know a lot of this, he's a great bodybuilder,
and he has opinions on that.
I think it's like, but as far as resources on YouTube,
where you can go, because what are the common questions
I've talked about that I get?
It's mostly people with sort of entry-level questions.
Super.
You know, I'm taking Psalms, or I'm doing this,
my buddy said do this, and I try to steer him
in the right direction of like,
what's the general principle lowest effective dough
start with bio-identical hormones like, you know,
like I said, HDH test.
And insulin, don't use insulin if you don't have
somebody coaching you.
So you will jump on me for that.
I'm like, but oh, you can use it.
If you have somebody like vigorous
Steve coaching and monitoring you you it can be you safely
But don't just that's not something to experiment. I love for chin to get on some shit. Yeah, dude
It would be so big. What's your interest on when that chin pretty damn high? I bet it's about it. What?
She goes he'd be so big and it maybe I think I'll be big when I started lifting when I was younger
I got big. Yeah, like really big people think people think I'm on it.
You look like correct.
I see a lot of you.
You will see a lot of comments about like, you know, so on this video, in particular,
there was comments like, um, I can't believe shepelle or the black guy who's obviously on
juice says the user.
No one think about juice.
Ha, ha, I'm like, like, I like like I would just I would just say it.
Right.
What the fuck do I have that because it's a whole industry around you.
I do.
I can't say punk rock.
Like we said before there's a whole industry of people who can't say that
there are anything.
So there's this big assumption that everybody who's jacked is lying.
Oh, of course, you're an elite athlete.
Yeah, I don't think I'm not just because Because I mean, like, I'm new to this fucking workout.
Super.
So it's like, I'm not fucking, but people,
you saw games really fast.
Like, you know, you were like, you were like,
I should I do 185?
So like, people just think that's impossible.
Yeah, they're just without without,
they didn't do it themselves.
That's what it is.
If you're weak and you haven't had good results
for whatever reason,
let me tell you, I still got an amazing, his fuck but like for example you guys know Larry wheels do it he's
he's wheelchair.
No I think it's a nickname but it's not because he's got a lot of records for he's super
big jack black guy and like a power lift it was insane numbers like dead lifts I think close
to 900 pounds hits on
Benches and maybe close to 700. I want to say like well
Also open about his his usage and you know, like I take test and anodrol and I tried this I don't need to be open. I can just go ahead and
Well, it's as Jack this
You can guess right no you're looking at this and go,
this guy takes fucking, you know,
nothing, I would say crazy,
but like he's open about what he says.
He has, he's busy, dude.
And has just insane strength,
even for how big he is,
the level of strength.
He doesn't, what's he way, maybe,
was he 270 maybe?
Oh, yeah, somewhere around there.
I think he's competed at 240 maybe,
but people cut down.
He's just that. Yeah, yeah. But his numbers think he's competed at 240 maybe but people cut down. Yeah, he's that yeah
Um, but his numbers are just you know insane
So anyway, you look at you hear his life story and you're like oh it at
However young he was at 16. You already know you're elite if you if you can get online and see what other people are doing
You're like oh, I can bench 400 and I'm 17 years old. He has these videos of him at 18, like repping fucking seven plates on the chest lift.
And it's just like, oh yeah, you're.
So he's six, one, he's Taylor, two, two, four, five,
three, oh eight, he must have been super juiced.
And I think that's the weight class.
I don't think he actually weighs throughout.
But that's the lowest he's been.
Oh, I see.
240 weight class and he has a number of records there.
I think he walks around 270ish.
Yeah, I believe so. So he's has a number of records there. I'm trying to 70s. Yeah, I'm
a little 55 now. Yeah. Hmm. He's 612 55. Yeah, that's a big boy. Yeah, like I've seen
an overhead press. Um, at least four plates. Maybe up to 455 like standing overhead press,
which is you see homeboy in the gym today. I don't know if you I think we're doing the
lunges with the 135. Uh huh. You see the big the four plates gym today? I don't know if you, I think we're doing the lunges with the 135.
You see the big food?
The four plates on the shoulder press?
More.
Oh, the black dude.
I didn't see him lifted, but I saw him on there
on like, holy shit.
He's going to show it, he got two, but it was fucking
aggressive.
That's bananas, because that machine is actually pretty
hard.
It's a little rep with like two plates, and that's a lot.
Yeah, it's a lot.
He's probably all natty.
Mm-hmm.
Why y'all tell your head like that? Wait, see, okay, okay, that's all your features. No, I'm being dead serious daddy. Why don't tell your head like that?
Wait you about.
See, okay, okay, that's all your face.
That's all your face, that's all your face, that's all your face, that's all your face, that's all your face.
No, I'm being dead serious because I don't, I don't, I don't need to know it.
I don't need to know it.
Like that.
So you just assume everybody's natural because I go the opposite.
Oh, you go the opposite.
Oh, yeah, yeah, dude.
You look at what they're doing.
And when they tell me they're on that, I'm like, hell yeah, that's great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would assume.
You look at what they're doing.
To me, maybe with rare exceptions,
you can be like competing in like the fit,
or whatever the lower level before classic
and open bodybuilding,
there's like the board short level.
Physically.
Even those guys, man.
No, those guys are on juice.
You could pull it off,
you could like get in the competition,
being natty with freak genetics,
but even at that level.
No.
Yeah.
If a guy says they're competing in bodybuilding, they're dabbling in the competition being natty with freak genetics, but even at that level, no. If a guy says they're competing in bodybuilding,
they're dabbling in the,
even if it's a natural competition,
I'd be like, I'm guessing,
I'm guessing, are they testing at the competition?
I'm not gonna think you're around
with the bodybuilding, the one with the board shorts.
And all of a sudden, there's natty content.
You would assume, like, and I could just show you
examples of guys, like you would more so, they look shredded and maybe a little bit smaller and more normal just show you examples of guys, like, you would more so,
they look shredded and maybe a little bit smaller and more normal on stage because they
are like dried out, super lean.
If you look at those guys, like bulking in the off-season, you can be like, oh, those are
big fucking dudes.
Like I would look small compared to, of course, I'd be taller than most of them, but like,
I'm not even as big as a lot of these dudes, like in the off-season, you know.
So would you ever compete?
You have the genetic sport.
No, because you know why it's a night.
You got stage posing.
To be like,
to be like,
to be like,
dude, you doing a worm in the long run?
Oh, bro, he did a right today.
But what about story, Chin?
You would maybe be funny to do.
I just, you know what's,
oh, there is a level of like,
do I need to be less than 10% body fat like I
Rather just no at a certain level
No, I I admire the best bodybuilders and think it's a grind it's super tough like
I
That's cheating! This is cheating!
That floor is cheating!
You heard that word!
That was tough dude, my fuck
That's from those walking lunges
Would I compete?
I've thought about it before and then I'm kind of like
Just the effort that it like
I do that in the cutting
Like I know I'd be capable of doing it
It's just you want to be that guy who's like
Here's what I hate today.
And yeah, cutting and I'm on weekend,
I'm eight weeks out and posting all these,
like I just would rather be like a certain level of buff.
I'm okay with this.
Yeah, you know.
I'd rather be a personality in the space
than I actually can read and share.
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, same.
And I just think also that's where like the,
you know, there's not a lot of money
unless you're like the top of the top.
Unless you're Mr. Olympian.
Yeah, that's your field. It's not super lucrative.
So I think people have it right,
like a guy like Blinken on his name,
but he played Arnold in that documentary bigger.
I don't know if he's gonna give me shit
for forgetting his name,
but he's an Australian,
Kaelin von Manger, von Mogen.
He plays the source thing?
Yeah, and he's got an amazing, does he, does he, he competes a little bit like Kalim Von Moger. Sorry that I put your name.
What?
Let's see some images of him.
Great physique.
Oh yeah, seeing him.
And he's got the look.
But he does not put all his cards in.
Arnold's physique.
Yeah.
And so he played him.
And he actually played him. And he played him. Great physique. Oh, yeah, you know, and he's got the look he's got but he does that he's not
But he's not what Arnold's
Oh, yeah, and so he played him. He did it and he actually does not as good though
Nobody's chat, you know, it's like that's now he lost weight
You know, he had someone like he like tore his quad doing rock climbing
He did like some like two person deadlift or no, he did a two person curl with like,
they took like 405 and they like,
he stood next to a buddy and they tried to curl it
and his bicep torso, he's like,
fucking himself up with stupid like Instagram.
Dude, he was jacked and now he's all thin.
I don't think he's, he started gaining again,
but there are like, you'll see some like,
okay, I had quad and bicep surgery,
I'm not really lifting heavy, you know?
But you can also cut that's an example of like
your hair still a dime piece.
Yeah.
So what I'm saying is amazing genetics and physique, but he's not like competing
year round.
Yeah.
You know, he's a personality and putting his eggs in that basket of, you know, fitness
influencing God damn daddy.
Was that for God's sake? of fitness influencing. Goddamn daddy. You know what I'm talking about? You don't forget. I don't forget.
You don't forget.
But if you want to see somebody,
so you know Chris Bumstead,
he's the current classic physique champion.
So that's classic physique is defined by,
like you can weigh a certain amount per your height.
So this dude's actually a little bit taller,
but this is like,
because a lot of people criticize open bodybuilders
for being too big, so he's kinda got more of a like,
you know, the 70s, 80s.
Yeah, still gigantic.
Yeah, the Olympian now, they're almost like mutants,
like because HGH has been introduced.
You know, because if you go back to like Arnold
and the old school guys, they weren't fucking with HGH
and insulin levels.
They really had access to a few things
Yeah, and they didn't have like the power gut where
People think you just gross muscles no girls. Yeah, their heads are all big in your intestines
They're cut everything grows big. So that's where you get that power gut and test
No, guys have that back in the day that to me they look so much better that guy looks fucking great
Yeah, so I think that's as far as aesthetics, that's an interesting little zone of like,
I don't need his inspirational quotes for that time.
You said power gut.
Yeah.
You see in the power gut?
Uh-huh.
They all have to hit a vacuum,
which they don't in.
Yeah, because so the power gut,
you're so onstage, they look insane.
But then off season, but even if they turn to the side,
it's a gut, but it's like, it's like,
it's like, they look like teenagers and injured turtles.
Yeah, like it's like, you can see every cap, and they're 3% body fat.
Yeah, the gut is protruding, and that's, but Google power gut, and it's very strange,
because everything grows.
Yeah.
That was called the vacuum.
What's the point of that?
The vacuum is to basically make your ways to small as possible.
Like Arnold is amazing at this.
It's just like to really showcase like, you know,
the masculine like broad shoulder big chest.
No power gut.
I know I just changed it on some.
Power cut.
Look at that.
Oh.
And that's kind of like the standard.
The standard see that guy flexing down below there.
Well, there's where is that
That's cool. Uh-huh. So a lot of these dudes look like you see the guy's like this Jen
Yeah, those so Arnold will also troll that yeah, it's like the article classic
Like when Kai Green won it he goes hey, let's see you hit a
Vacuum and he like puts people on the spot tape, but he acts all nice
He's like oh man,, your physique looks very like
Can we just see you hit a vacuum for the crowd and then they can't do it?
Artles such a great troll you ever see that words that person the kid tried a dropkick Arnold
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, South Africa or something
Do it like they were for the Graham. Yeah, and Arnold
No, it's or something. Do you feel like they were for the Graham? Yeah. And I don't think they were in Flint. It's like, you just know.
No, it's Arnold, man.
Yeah.
Look at that.
So anyway, do I have an inch and getting on a, you know,
you know, you don't cutting down.
I admire those guys.
Is it just one thing?
You know, okay.
Maybe I'm a dare.
Nothing to bring it up.
I don't know.
I feel like you just won't have to do that.
That would be, yeah.
Okay.
That would be maybe fun to do once. Just one., you know see what's up do a YouTube series off
Yeah, you might give first place put my money where my mouth is it's possible depending on how shitty the competition is but
Yeah, I just think it's such a be to get ready for that. It's a lot of money to do it
Well a lot of work, right? Not a lot of work.
It's just your life kind of has to revolve around that.
And I'm not super familiar.
I know there's like techniques for like water and salt loading
and all the entire process leading up to the show
to essentially try to sort out.
We have to hire someone.
We don't have to hire someone.
They'll be interesting to do that.
To learn all those, I want to learn those.
It's just, I can't coach anybody.
I know how to get lean, but it's like to get contest ready
lean.
There's different, different, different protocols that literally you're trying to
vacate water from your body to have the, you know, not only the lowest body fat, but essentially
hydrate yourself as well, but dehydrate and then, like, and then they eat carbs that
ripe before, right?
Because that goes straight to your muscles and you glycogen low.
You have that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,
that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I'm right about. But you can't, if you mistime that,
then it's gonna spill over.
And so there's a science to looking your best on stage.
It isn't healthy, right?
You're putting your body through some really unhealthy shit.
Like a yo-yo diet.
Yeah, and then you about,
it's, you know, a lot of people do the diet
and then they gain 20 pounds the next day.
So people like Greg Musettes, another channel
that I go to and he talks about that.
He's like, don't, you know, if you're doing a bodybuilding show,
don't like go nuts and have 30 donuts the next day.
He's like gradually reintroduced food
because you're gonna throw that all the way.
You know, you don't want it as like,
die down to six percent body fat.
It's gonna be fun for you to try once.
It's the journey in that accumulator that we don't.
Yeah.
That's a tough gig, man.
No, because I'm saying don't you have to pay
to enter those competitions?
I believe so.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's not so easy.
I was having an expensive experience.
The discipline is insane.
Those guys are so disciplined, man.
This dude's one of my favorites.
Greg, you said he's really somebody who,
this is,
I got into him because he has high voice like that.
This is what he's like.
His trademark is his voice.
He kind of rants like the...
But is there a difference?
Like the two can in...
What's that movie?
This is...
Oh, for liking?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Okay.
What is...
So he has a really like, I think he's good for like,
beginners to intermediates
He has a lot of great wisdom without getting bogged down too much in the science
He has great like recipe ideas because he's a dude who like I've been trying to tell Brendan because your idea of like
Dining like oh, I have to go keto. I have to do this hardcore thing and I'm trying to you know
Tell you oh you can I as you've been tracking your macros. Yeah, oh, I can actually eat some,
eat some more flexible foods.
Yeah, like last night I had that Al's
natural hot sandwich.
I had 900 calories left on my calorie tracking.
Yeah.
I looked this up and it was like 700.
So I had half the sandwich.
Yeah.
Yeah, calories.
So yeah, and you don't feel like,
oh, I'm cutting everything out right now.
And I also didn't be, you know, purge and nothing like that
after, yeah, I didn't like. It is. Well, of course,, you know, purge or nothing like that. Right.
Yeah, it didn't like throw up.
Oh, of course Elmo, if I've asked you,
is there like a, like when people say,
you're not supposed to eat past a certain time,
is that a real thing too?
Or like, hands on your goals, you know?
Like, there's a lot.
Okay, there's benefits to fasting, right?
And if it's for you, like fasting,
that's not everyone either. Well, the biological benefit that people preach is like autophagy, like your
cells, like killing off the old cells, you know, which has a benefit to you. If
you're just talking purely dieting, yeah, I would just put that under. There's more
than one way to get a cat. If fasting helps you eat less calories, right? Because you could
fast for 16 hours a day and then eat 10,000 calories an hour and a day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I bet you start fasting and you don't
let's say you don't eat breakfast,
you don't eat to like one.
I found myself like when dinner came around,
it was, I mean, I was fucking.
Those goats are famished, yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
So I would say it would suit,
does it suit your lifestyle or not?
Another guy, you benefit from bringing this up,
Kino body, Greg O'Gallagher.
He just re-
The guy showed me with the calories and stuff.
Yes.
So I showed Brandon this guy's video
to demonstrate a flexible dieting lifestyle.
This guy's Nadi.
YouTube has a great physique,
he's built a really interesting brand kind of based off.
A lot of things that I believe in, like, training minimalism.
He sticks to the basics, reverse
pyramids, you know, only a few days a week for guys. You're like, you know, his message
is like, you don't have to spend all day in the gym. You can eat a flexible diet. He eats
Chipotle like every day, uses fasting. And I showed Brendan this video where he goes like,
yeah, I start my day. I break my fast with a Krispie treat and I think he ends it with a chocolate bar.
But in between, he's eating enough protein
and getting other macro nutrients,
it's just that he doesn't have to cut out these things
that he likes.
He doesn't have five chocolate bars.
Yeah.
It doesn't have 10 Rice Krispie treats,
but he has that treat.
He's not going to have to treat himself up
over the chocolate bar.
Correct.
And so his whole model is like,
he also lives in a mansion. you also lives in a mansion.
He also lives in a mansion.
Yeah.
He also is kind of it's interesting
because a lot of people will kind of like poo poo
the idea of like, I'm training for aesthetics.
Most guys, if you really ask them
are training for aesthetics.
So one of part of his message is like,
hey, you want to look like the Hollywood physique
that people like tell you is, you know,
the movie stars are doing whatever, focus on this,
focus on your shoulders and your upper chest
and you don't have to have huge bulky legs
and maybe train upper body twice and lower body
once a week.
So again, Nadi, he gets to around 6% body fat
and with the idea in mind of like,
yeah, you want to get girls, you don't have to be a mutant huge dude
you know super jacked on juice if that's what you want to do great but
uh... a lot of guys kind of find that philosophy of minimalism
um... and
you know a flexible dieting interesting
that's him on a yacht that's him on a yacht yeah
so
he saw that i was wearing one of his
handlies the other week and gave me a shout out and asked, do I have any
suggestions for his clothing? And I said, look, right now the biggest size is
Excel. Why would he do that? I just feel like it's hurtful to a lot of people in
this room. Yeah. Is it all tightly? Is this one of his T's? Yeah. This is one of
his T's. Well, all tight like this. They're all
Exxon this is an Excel. Oh come on. It's time for not to tight right sort of like it hangs well. Tell them not to do that
My comment was when the haters said I look bad and Mike you know, Henley on the fighter in the kitchen
So Greg if you're watching
So Greg if you're watching could we get some double exels? I mean, I mean, I can't wait.
Where are we doing?
No, exel, who only offers exel?
Even Lulu left an offers double exel.
Come on, they do.
Yeah, me and Greg don't discriminate Greg.
Don't discriminate.
What's that?
I got some new Lulu.
They win him now.
No, no, no, because you make fun of them.
Really? Yeah, you said the new because you make fun of them Really?
Yeah, you said they like to do
New pants as he got them
Geep pants
Yeah, they look like you Jake's who picked
So long, just wide left
I like Lulelems, I just don't tell anybody that I have them
Yeah, why you say that?
Because it's a lot of baggage about
you know, like if you're a guy wearing Lulelems
Yeah, I don't fuck with them
Look at it, they're just comfortable pants to me
They are, I'm just saying, I don't have a head Yeah, I just see it not being worn I guess I'll try it. Yeah, I don't fuck with him. I don't fuck with him. Look at it. They're just comfortable pants to me. If they are, I'm just saying, I don't.
I'm in a hat.
I just see it not being worn.
I guess I'll try it on.
Yeah, do it.
You're never wear a hat.
Not in a never wear hat.
Your pops wear hats.
Uh-huh.
You look just like your dad right now?
Yeah, I don't know why you don't wear them.
Yeah.
That's one of my favorite hats.
Hey, sorry.
It's super thick.
We're going party.
Oh, you do look like a goodie.
You think?
You think?
With the hat? Some about the hat I'm about to shout out one of the
town yeah
My friend 50 cent yeah
Okay, so John McAfee was found dead in a prison cell the other day. And people are now equating his death,
which was ruled as a suicide as a murder similar to Epstein.
Because there was a tweet two years ago
when he said that, yeah, from him saying,
I would never kill myself.
If I happen to pop up, I'm dead.
And people say it's a suicide.
It's not, I was whacked.
And he believed it so much that he also got a tattoo that said whacked on it.
That'd be a great troll though, if you were planning on committing suicide.
If I ever commit suicide, it's definitely the CIA.
Wait, what the fuck was he in jail for?
He originally was here.
He created McAfee, the virus.
He ended up leaving the United States because he
was trying to be I believe he was trying to get arrested on tax evasion people are trying
to get him here where he live he moved to I think he was in Bolivia for a while and he
was in a police I don't remember exactly where he was when he died but he was in a South
American country.
I was trying to form a fees death he was due to be extra-dited
as part of criminal investigation to his tax affairs.
Oh, he was found in Barcelona, actually.
Did he have a history of mental illness at all?
I don't know, maybe.
Because I'm like, what would they have to do?
I love that story, but it's like, I just want,
because you're making that big of a deal out of it.
Yeah.
I just, John Mack, scroll down, Chin,
there's something on the right there.
Keep going.
Keep, there it is.
John Mack fees, Instagram posts,
Q image minutes after his death is reported.
Weird.
So a lot of people think it's just another murder conspiracy.
Like a shit.
But what would Mac do?
Have you had any following?
Nothing that's come out to my understanding that makes it seem like powerful people are after him.
It seems like it's just the tax evasion stuff.
Yeah.
Because Epstein made that such a common meme.
As a lot of people.
We know why you'd want to murder.
If you had all these secrets,
if everything had to be the worst.
I created the virus.
I created the virus.
So if he's Paul's deep in like that, QAnon stuff,
and like that, so things get better.
If I end up dead, you know, I mean,
sounds a little bit grandiose.
Sounds like you just commit suicide.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What would you have?
Said it like you want some attention after death.
Yeah.
So Conan O'Brien is currently going viral because on air, he smoked a joint with Seth
Rogan.
And he only has a few episodes left before his show completely ends on what is it?
NBC?
I think it's TBS.
TBS, on TBS.
On TBS.
So he only has a few shows left and he decided to smoke a joint on live television.
Fuck it. few shows left and he decided to smoke a joy on live television. So, okay.
A lot of people are going out the way to say thank you and like goodbye to Conan right
now.
People I have Conan, I also love Conan.
He's so talented.
He's by far the funniest one out of all.
In a mean guitar player, Chen.
Really?
He was good.
He was good guitar player.
Super funny.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Relax, centered, like you know who you are. Yeah, I'm going to have
Did Seth Rogen get high and throw his buddy James Frank under the bus or what?
No, that was huge. I got this game
That's amazing you know the Elon Musk face. Yeah
He's got a guitar case right there. Like, like, sickly?
No, sickly, yeah.
That's what happens when you're fat and loose too much weight without like getting any
muscle.
He's so nice.
Andy Richter's a failure too. He's
I'll hold on to this
So funny Good for them. Yeah reminds me where's cone. It's cone is going somewhere, though
And he is podcasting. Yeah, he's trying to do podcast on spot. I don't I think he's saying to deal with spot. Oh, he's saying to deal too
Podcasting stuff was getting pretty popular.
Okay, so a 56-year-old man stole a $1.2 million yacht and he went joy writing for two days.
The police officers in that area, I believe it was in new york at a port they found out that the boat was missing found the boat then arrested the fifty six
year old man he made up an excuse saying that he knows the owner of the boat
saying that he that this is the end of the zarian's dad that store right
uh...
uh...
but he can't help but he knows the owner the owner gave him permission to use the bow and that he was going to drive the boat
To Canada where the owner lives, but the owner says I don't know this man. He was still my y'all. Yeah
And he's just by himself he had a bunch of hope he was just by himself. Oh, it is boring
See you should have a party at that one a waste of it. Why at least drive it to it like in islands
Yeah, we're there.
But then you're stuck in island.
Yeah.
What's the closest island you can get to on boat from New York, though?
Probably in Staten Island.
Oh, well.
Let's keep the Staten Island.
Yeah, I'm a little fine here.
I don't know how we could really go.
It's not that far away from New York.
Yeah.
That's not a good option. Go to Iceland. Yeah. That's nice. That's a good ice cream.
That's a really bougie dog.
It's supposed to be really nice though.
Do you remember this way?
Oh, here we go.
Transgender one.
This was the guy that transitioned to the one in the show.
It's just, listen, I have no opinion on this whatsoever.
Transgender 100%.
But when it comes to sports, it just gets dicey because Olympics not just
Warner Man
felt like a woman right but you're still you have the physique of a man they're
competing and 2013 is where she's trying she transitioned or he transitioned to her
Yeah, fuck I'd be more interested in the the opinions of the women that she's of course and they were they were I don't have
personal opinion on it either.
I just have to step back.
The person was pretty good when they were a man too.
I don't know about the history of that.
No, they were.
Well, not Olympic.
Hey, man, look, they were.
No, they were.
No, there's a reason.
They were doing it, but I don't think they were stellar.
No, she wouldn't play for not just good.
Oh, god, yeah.
But it's like, you know, now the, I think the,
the female deadlift and record were all broke
because it's done by transgender female.
And then there was that transgender boy
who converted over to female in starred wrestling high school
and just beat the shit out of the girls.
Yeah.
And then they're telling her, she can't wrestle.
I don't think that's right either.
So yeah, that was initially because it was reverse
where she's like, I want to compete against it.
Yeah, but there's nothing for her to do it.
And then she says, if they don't let her do that,
then why let, you know, Laurel Hubbard do this?
You know what I mean?
Like that's the,
Well they created a protocol for it.
They created a protocol and it was like, like you know we could probably look at that like
um... you have to have
who this is interesting that the international limit committee has specific
guidelines for transgender and yeah
for a certain amount of the sauce on levels must be a certain exactly
you know she's met those since two and fifteen yeah so she's met that it's
just still is still as the physique of a man that's a thing bones and joints
against complicates it's tough muscle mass. So you know who has a great video on this actually
It's more place more dates. Yeah, I'm sure you did a great breakdown of like what the exact science is and why people call it to question
The fairness of saying it's just about hormones because again. You're banking
Myonucleae as a man so you just have more muscle cells to begin with,
which if you bank them, they're not going away.
You know, a different ligament and joint structures,
bone densities, Brendan was saying,
even just the, I always think about this,
like you can look at someone's like the broadness
of somebody's shoulders, right?
Like you look at Brendan, your frame,
sort of to me, isn't surprising that you can bench over 400 shoulders, right? Like you look at Brendan, your frame sort of to me isn't surprising that you can bench over 400 pounds, right?
If you had really narrow shoulders
or some other aspects, you're just never going to reach
a certain point because you have these physical limitations
just that you can sort of go how big, you know,
how tall, how wide, how long your arms
for deadlifting certain things
that give you a little bit of an advantage,
it's not up to me to say these things are fair or not, but the gender differences.
But they shouldn't not be allowed to compete.
They need to come up with some sort of other.
Yeah.
People are just going, she fulfilled the requirements.
Yeah.
Just are those requirements.
And those other girls that's such a disadvantage.
Yeah.
Such a disadvantage.
So again, I would be super interested to hear.
There has to be some sort of way to.
I think after time, when she beat out to get that spot, what's that? After time, there's I would be super interested to hear. There has to be some sort of way to that.
I think after time,
when she beat out to get that spot, what's that?
After time, there's going to be probably a category for,
it's not right now.
Yeah, it's just right now.
We're just going through a, yeah.
And by the way, they're competing in the 87 kilogram division.
So I did the,
the hundreds.
191 pounds for women.
I didn't know that even existed.
Yeah, and there's not a lot of them though.
They're either, here's another transgender runner
that didn't qualify.
Cause, uh,
It's gotta be embarrassing, right? test house drum lovers were not below five
no no moly's or whatever per liter.
And then this is her.
She won a national championship before.
CC tell for her.
And then what happens to national championship?
What for college?
Ridid.
Ridid.
Rid.
Fucking tough.
Is that a, is that a, is that a, is that a, do you want or do you?
I forgot what it was.
Did she, but she was ready for Oregon?
What did she, what did she not qualify for? Olympics, Olympics, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, yeah, the Oregon things are there, but I don't Wish it working or different college. I'm not sure because that like is that like a D3 national championship
My laugh and chin because Mark is just going
I'm gonna latch on to I want to know more more about what
But that is also an argument in favor of hey
It's it's not an automatic yeah, you know, you're not an automatically just gonna transition and and
Win the Olympic gold exactly there are some really fast women out there who will smoke that I was that girl's name
Oh the orange hair recently. Yes. She's very pleased. Yeah, she'd be awesome Felix. Is it chicara?
Kara
Set the record fast
Ten something
Shaka other is sharp
Chari there you go. Chari you say sharky sharkari. Oh there it is. Oh shakari. Yeah, there is just right there
There we go. Shark are you say sharky shark are there it is oh shakari. Yeah, there's just right there Oh, you don't know it reference. Okay. Yeah, she's pretty. Where's the?
Yeah, you got to watch the video
if I'm running
You don't want to see it I mean it's just them running straight line, you know
Well, if you got to see her do it, you're seeing a sugar. You're seeing who's saying bolt run it
I mean, yeah, that's that's a given we're talking about chicari nothing what you saying
You got a fast forward. Yeah
Yeah, she got a run it
She's warming up right now and then she runs up hugs her grandma. Oh, yeah, that was sweet
How's in Felix qualify to got third sir fourth Olympics
How's in Felix qualify to got third sir fourth Olympics
With other girls in the lead. Oh, she comes from behind too. Yeah, there she goes her hair looks fucking sweet I heard that like initial like self-exate. Yeah, her is like tough. It's everything. Yeah, she cost
Yes, she runs it and sees her grandma. Oh
She cost.
Yes, she runs it and sees her grandma.
Oh, because her mom just had past or something. Yeah, her mom just had past.
God, what 4,000 people disliked this?
What?
Oh, God, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, what would have wrong with that?
They don't like orange hair.
That's like a my sports center.
She left me. She left that dude hanging.
She wait.
She leave wide.
There's tunnel vision right now.
See that he was like, I know.
Right here.
Very sweet.
Super smell. That's sweet. Super sweet.
It's cool.
Cool.
I can't look so uncomfortable on the left.
And is that an all-time record or just the fastest woman right now?
I don't know.
Was that she's now America's fastest woman?
I don't know if it beats Mary and Jones, but I think all her shit got thrown out because
the back of the stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's had a little a little yeah a little something
In the old system. What else you got gin?
Um, let's go with this has been been going viral. I guess this is from 2019 though
But haven't seen this yet. I saw this some guy that's just like a white dude that just is like and he's like intensely asking someone
I want to shake your hand. You got arrested because you want to shake his hands. Yeah, he was definitely drunk
because he wants to shake his hands. Yeah, I'm just definitely drunk.
So,
oh, this one's already getting arrested,
but I'll show you the original video.
Why is he on a shake his hands?
I don't know.
There's not like a good backstory to this.
Everyone's scared though.
I wanna shake your hand.
I wanna shake your hand.
I'm gonna shake your hand.
I'm not drunk.
I wanna shake his hand. I wanna shake his hand. I'm gonna shake your hand. I'm not drunk. I'm gonna shake your hand.
I'm gonna shake your hand.
Yes, he is.
He's gonna fucking play.
I want to say.
I want to say.
I want to say.
I want to say.
I want to say.
I want to say.
I want to say.
I want to say.
I want to say.
I want to say.
I want to say.
I want to say.
I want to say.
I want to say. I want to say.
I want to say.
I want to say. I want to say. I want to say. I want to air. Would you feel like would you start to feel like I'm gonna have to be the one to entertain this guy?
Yeah, 100% you think especially cuz I'm gonna get going to
Yeah, I do get the fuck out the plane. Yeah, no one shaking. Okay, okay, I'll quit being the guy
The guy who the guy is fine. It's pretty small compared to this dude's gotta be over six feet tall. He looks giant
Yeah, looks like he's too scared the guy. Yeah
And there's like a budget of what's the backstory there? There's that's a thing. There's no
The duty one thing the hand of has a Yamakan. Yeah, I'm a stakin. So maybe there was some anti-Semitism going on before and okay
No, I mean that's there has to be a lot there
He says and an anti-Semitic joke and then he's like I'm just playing around though
That's how me and my friends joke
Yeah, and then there's a bunch of remixes and stuff like that
Five years holding
It just came out now, but I guess the videos from 2019, but just came viral now. Yeah, oh gotcha
How quickly would you have talked about that's got to get going yeah, yeah?
So this is a British influencer who identifies as I think non-binary Korean
How do you feel about this? That's pretty common these I mean they want to do that go for it
But that's what he says he's like there with North and South. Is that what they're
Files actually
Jimine Jimine Jimine's a BTS member. He's trying to look like BTS member right now
I'm Korean whether people accept or not
What was he born in Korea? He's British. No, no, no, that's not the way this works
We gotta stop at the point. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck him. I search bad you weren't born in Korea
You're not Korean papa even though you can't like him. She UV mother fucker. Yeah, you could love Korean culture
But yeah, it's it's just interesting how this is yeah yeah
you can be non-binary that's who you are but you are not and you will never be I know
that was just funny here's a quick one this is the show show you know David Cho that really a
famous artist because he painted a mural at Facebook and instead of getting a $30,000 pay he said
I'll just get you do stocks yeah so gamble Then they became like a 200 million. Yeah.
It's the soda. Yeah. But you guys are showing effects now.
I'll play the trailer real quick.
Challenge myself to like do the best. She was on the show.
I've ever done, but also get a lot of money.
How secure. Yeah. I can learn about myself.
Bobby Lee's on in terror.
How are you feeling?
I'm only okay. I mean, three. Three. Bobby Lee's on it, right? Mm-hmm. How are you feeling?
I'm only OK.
I mean, three.
Three.
What are you doing?
I've interviewed at least 20 people.
That was Kat Von D.
Are you going to tell me that you cleaned up for me?
I talked to them, I get to know them, and then I do a portrait of them.
Remember thinking.
He's really good on Rogan, too.
Yeah, one of the most interesting episodes ever.
Yeah, I do.
He's such a crazy.
He's still podcasted back in the day.
With a deal-doin' his mouth, yeah.
Huh?
With a deal-doin' his mouth.
Yeah.
He talks about that in a rug and then he recorded one episode
with the deal-doin' his mouth.
No, he recorded a bunch episodes with deal-doin' his...
And a rug and it's like, yeah, probably done.
Probably not air-thoes.
He's just me like, aww, aww, aww.
Rubens like, well that sounds awful.
Yeah.
Cause he used to do it with Asakura.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's great. Yeah. Lever work. Yeah, cuz he used to do with a sec here. Yeah, yeah, she's great
Little older it's like four days five days old, but this guy's like a celebrity now the sun's in four Yeah, so he's like taking pictures of his valence. Huh?
Yeah, he's been he's been doing like he's been doing appearances at homes and shit. There. He's famous right now
Sun's in four Sun's last last night. Me. He's a bet appearances at Loves and Shit. There he is, famous right now. Suns in four.
Suns last night, means he's in jail for that now.
Jay thinks the clipper's gonna beat him.
I don't think so.
I hope not.
Suns in six.
Suns in six.
Of course, clover's gonna get a game on it
just cause they lost one, I mean.
I know.
But Bunker broke his nose.
And fucking nose.
Yeah, hopefully he's on it. I think you fucking shoot wouldn't his nose. And fucking nose. Yeah, hope he's on
You fucking fucking she wouldn't broken down. Fuck a clock. Fuck everybody fuck y'all if you down me
I'm only gonna want to win the NBA championships to shit down me
But I got you want some more
And pretty spears came out. Yeah, yeah. She said that she was being kind of fake.
And it came out that she was basically a slave.
Yeah.
Does her hurt a long post.
I can't.
Solid reference, she's a pal.
That was all.
What's up?
I know what you're doing.
I got you.
Yeah, so she just said she was pregnant.
She said I don't want people to think my life is perfect. It's definitely not no
We know it's not we've all assumed that for quite some time now
What did she come out with you know what is she for dad has all her rights?
I think she went in front of a judge and she spoke for 20 minutes about the trial just happened
And basically what we've all been a did you see the documentary on the Britney Spears stuff?
I didn't really I'm
We've all been a did you see the documentary on the Britney Spears stuff? Like I've never really done.
I'm I'm minimally aware that there is these, you know, control issues that she like when
that controls everything from yeah, and not really looking out for her best interest.
And like she's mentally capable and they're still withholding her debt.
Yeah, basically they force her to take birth control.
She wants to have another baby.
They'll never have a baby.
She can't get married again.
They get married.
They forced her to work while she's sick
And so they're saying that she's incompetent working now. It's just a big thing
Wow
Imagine being that successful and still like people having these levers of control over you and the legal system
That is a fucking nightmare and her dad wasn't in her life immediately
Like yeah, it was her mom
No, yeah, I went out for cigarettes
I just got lost
It was wild anyway
Um anyway back hurt you got a single your dad still your daddy still let's not forget
Okay, but you're shows in Vegas You're gonna need 90% hot sign right here. She's making nothing. Thank you. They still make it
This one real quick
This is Dave Portnoy on Fox business and then this host. Let me refresh this real quick
Let me refresh this real quick. He called him a little bitch.
A little bitch.
Wow.
Hold up.
Who called him a little bitch?
I want to see the whole context.
He's a Fox anchor.
Damn.
It was actually pretty funny.
Uh-huh.
Oh, and he's black, so he can get away with that.
Oh, there's going to be an ad, so let's go wait.
Because he's probably like, you a little bitch.
And white people are like, you a little bitch.
And this isn't coming out.
Yeah, it's just different.
His delivery's a little bitch.
Yeah, the delivery. You know, bitch. Yeah.
They're delivery.
You know what's devastating is when Chepell calls people a hoe.
Like it isn't saying all the time, but it'll be like, you a hoe.
Oh, fuck it, ho.
This guy loses job over a little bit.
No.
I think they're kind of like homies.
Here it is.
Because not everyone's soul AMC is five bucks.
Well, they're a real hell of a bunch of.
They're going to be complaining.
What day? Well,'re gonna be complaining what day
Well, they might be complaining rich people
Because you held and then they go make fun on Twitter of somebody who sold that's not how to do their parting on their yacht Would you would you stop up would you stop up for these people Dave and try to help
No, I'm not gonna you're being a little bitch.
That's hilarious.
That's hilarious.
Gary Ginsleyer and say,
So they have a good rapport, I see.
What you're getting,
that's funny to me.
But just to see that little,
you know, on Fox Business temper,
you being a little bitch.
You being a little bitch.
This is like the homey way. Yeah, they have a relationship clearly. You've been a little bit. He says it's like a homie way.
Yeah, they have a relationship clearly.
For the rules to be fixed, the plan.
This is Chappelle's dad if he didn't go to prison.
Who's that?
It's like a kid.
It's like a kid.
I'll be a little bitch, Charles.
See, when Porta and I say this has less gravitas.
Yeah, that's hilarious
That it didn't delivery with it wasn't you know
You'd say you being a little bitch
You mean a little bitch do some that's good
I know you're right. You're right.
Yeah.
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Damn, we cute.
What's up, man?
Cute, really cute. I'm the nine of what's up, man? Beauty. He's
I'm done. I'm not saying in there.
It's a do we not get a do we not get your post face? Oh, you know what it is because the black background. Yeah
No, he was sick because Conway you were saying
No, it's not my words. I just you said. Oh, you don't want to bring it up. Okay. No. Yeah
No, that definitely what happened I just said, oh, you don't want to bring it up? Okay, no, yeah. Yeah, they pick it up.
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