The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 703
Episode Date: June 30, 2021The gang talks Bryan's new hip outfit from Suplex, Forrest Gump, Quentin Tarantino, Bill Cosby's sudden release from prison, Gervonta Davis, fine wines, African safaris, obesity j...aw device, a venomous cobra on the loose and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I don't know, it's an advantage.
Well, it's worth CrossFit Jim.
Yeah, I've been there CrossFit Jim.
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, it's fun.
Were you looking at me crazy
because I did a crossfit Jim
No, I remember you told me one of the gyms was rough if I if I can walk there
I did a F 45 my scooter and do 45 minutes. I'll do it right. Yeah, that's how you scoot. I got scooty
Yeah, well, it's just advantage you take a scooter. Yeah, well, you got a vest for scooter like scooter
That's right. Do you really? Yeah, it's bullshit. How about this you you're riding you're always pushing your it hurts your thumb Stevie loves it
Oh, he loves it. He makes me get on it with him
So it's him and I on one scooter. Yeah
Stevie, Stevie bought one right? Yeah, he has one he's a man of leisure and his hair is very long. It's very
It looks good. Don't keep growing it. I like it. I like it. He's trying to grow it though
Do we cut it, you know? He's trying to see if you could get it long enough to start looking like a Viking
There you go. No, that's a protest. Have you ever seen a five six Viking because I have
So
Day he got me of the dude from Lieutenant Dan from Forest Com
You got legs.
Yeah, you got a man.
You got legs.
Yeah.
Ray Chin.
There's any pull them off the when they're in the hospital.
There's me pulling off the van.
Lieutenant Dan, there's something like that.
That was when that was more like how's that.
They make it look like he has no legs.
It was fascinating.
It was.
Especially what that came out in 94
What I think so to game changing moving game changing moving so weird got shut in the book talks
It was like Quentin, you know, do you hear?
Tantino on Rogan then he was on Marin here Quentin Tantino fan now's the time because he's doing he doesn't do a lot of
Interviews, but he went on Marin. He went on Rogan. That's right. And he was so good.
All he would do that was, he was, he's such a beast.
So he's such an amazing, and Rogan was like,
and he couldn't make though, like, he was like,
could you make like, once, once plantime
are in Hollywood or pulp fiction now?
Yeah, and now with all the N words,
like that he's using and stuff.
Grand Serena.
Quentin Tarantino had a good point,
he was like, he was like, they won't let you do that,
and he goes, who's that? Is well, you know, they won't let you do that. And he goes, who's that?
As well, they won't let you go.
He keeps saying, they, who's that?
You do it.
And you just put it out.
He was these people that are just listen to this.
He goes, I don't listen to that.
You're like, I love that.
He's like, because they didn't want me to do
Reservoir Dogs.
And they thought they didn't want
John Travolton Pulp Fiction.
And you see this to it.
And he goes, I don't listen to that.
You're right. Yeah that you're right yeah right
that's what leaders do that's what we do not wait about that we didn't want
john's a vote for the input
uh... at the time you remember he was and he was like nowhere
i was like his career was over here because all you had he had welcome back
harder in uh...
Saturday night
fever
did say that he was all about the cowboy what i'm surprised that maybe you can
speak to this is why corporations don't kind of go there's a lot of noise on twitter but it's not real Dude, saying that fever. Oh no, but- But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but that because Disney doesn't want the backlash, but it's like, where's the backlash actually coming from?
How many people are actually creating the backlash, you know?
I don't know.
It's a weird, the disney guy.
Yeah, Disney got so much money, like,
what would they even care?
That's the point.
Like, with Disney plus, like people were like,
oh, we're gonna, we're gonna end our subscription
if you don't, like when Gina Krona left,
like when there are strips and like, oh cool. We have, that's what I worry about. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, they don't what like when Gina Kronle left like when there's strips are like oh cool We have that's what I worry about
I mean yeah, they don't care. They don't want to put up but but that that that would be to me since you have that much power
That's your responsibility to be on the side depends what it is depends what it is. Yeah
Yeah, well
Like anything else. We'll see we'll see if Bill Cosby gets a new sitcom on NBC. You know he got yeah
He got acquitted. He's out. What yeah, no
Overturned by the court. I've been reading the details
My brother sent me this morning goes you believe this I go no so here it is this first time rants
I don't know what's going on Pennsylvania's high court overturned bill Cosby sex assault conviction
Wednesday after finding agreement with the previous prosecutor
prevented him from being charged in the case.
Cosby has served more than two years.
That's it.
Of a three to 10-year sentence
at a state prison near Philadelphia,
he vowed to serve all 10 years rather than acknowledge
any remorse over the two on four encounter with the accuser.
He was charged in late 2015.
The court said that the district attorney, Kevin Steele,
who made the decision to arrest Cosbyby was obligated to stand by his
Promise not to charge Cosby when he later gave potentially incriminate testimony. All right. This was note
There was no evidence that promise was ever put in writing. Wow
They said that overturned the conviction and barring any future prosecution is the only remedy that compore it all right
I don't get it. there's anybody you know why yeah it was based on trial judge
had a particular accuser so all the rest had expired on the trial judge had
allowed just one other accuser to testify at the retrial
Let me go all the way down yeah, yeah, and it is like what's what's online is online like is there be like yay? There's really like how dare you this just came out of you seem about it. I mean like it's awesome to go current event
We'll get into it. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy
Crazy right? Yeah, but I don't think that I don't think he'll be offered to sitcom anytime soon
No, you don't think ABC's like hey come with us now. I can't do a reboot of fat Albert
Hey, we know you got those crazy eyes
Not when that many women you know the same story come out so wait, so he was he was sent to prison for something in
2014 or 2004 well story come out so wait so he was he was sent to prison for something in two thousand fourteen or two thousand four well something like that because it
was the statute of limitations had not yet run out
keeps growing down there were other ones there was so many women
so you found guilt
my hope is that the civil dampen the reporting of sexual assault by victims
we still believe that no one is above the long clue in those who are rich and
famous uh... and that's the difference between a society that's a little of by victims. We still believe that no one is above the long clue in those who are rich and famous.
And that's the difference between a society that's a rule of law versus rule of man. You understand? Rule of man. There's always the thing that if you're a certain guy you're untouchable, like a king or
whatever, this society was based on the idea that everybody, no one is above the law, ladies and gentlemen,
our first lesson of today. teacher Brian's in the house
I still don't understand more of here's what I worry about they said split and then also like a
What I say they couldn't reach I
Scrored through it early this morning. I think they said something about
because I think they said something about because they used the testimony of people who
Accused him in the sexual limitation had already reached its limit
Yeah, so it influenced the jury because they couldn't do anything on them. So it influenced the jury
Very specific like job. I've been on a jury before I was on a murder attempted murder trial and
There there was there were it literally all hens the reason these guys went away for like 15 years was because they made a
U-turn they made the they made a U-turn where they didn't have to which proved that they came back to try to shoot the guy
Okay, and it was that little detail in the judge said I don't about that, you're not allowed to even deliberate or really talk about the
other things. This is resting on, on, did they make that turn? What, and somehow the
turn was kind of like it said, you couldn't do it, you turn, and there was no reason for
them to do it. And, but that, the 15 years of their life hinged on the jury saying and all of us were like
We did that up for a second because it kind of says right there it says
He should have never have faced charges after striking a non-proscution deal with the previous district to turn you more than 15 years ago
So that probably came out that 2005 on prosecution deal
Yeah, that's right because he there you go. He worked they they worked that a deal with them, which is so weird
So you got off on technical some technicalities. Yeah, yeah, because they did a deal because they the prosecutor the prosecutor
The DA has to look and say what are the chances of conviction?
Mm-hmm and remember DA's are political they want a so whenever they talk about like Kamala Harris, right?
They want a 99% conviction rate. It looks good.
It means you're tough on crime and you're consistent.
So all those little like these,
so when you get caught on, yeah.
Yeah, if you get caught on like you were smoking weed,
they're not interested in really putting you in jail.
They want you to play out though,
because it's still a conviction rate.
Still like, you know what I'm saying?
No, no, no.
I know it's a bit.
I've been, why did Bill Cosby get off of it?
I just say, I'm sure there's a layman's term there. I mean,
obviously he did a deal 15 years ago, which it seems like is why
you got off.
After conviction vacated because the fisheries, uh, overturned
convention, convention, denied protection against self
incrimination, or is released from prison after a fine that he was denied protection against self
So complicated, so he's didn't so maybe he was forced to testify or maybe
Maybe maybe they were using the testimony that he when they deposed him and they weren't supposed to because he had made a deal 15 years ago
Had given mr. Codley his assurance they would not be charged in the case.
Yeah.
So that news was presented in court
that he would never be prosecuted.
And so then he spoke so that he,
so you can talk and tell your story
and you can't use that story again,
that's against that same person 15 years later.
That's probably what it was.
That's crazy though, man.
That it, that was surprising.
Wow, I wanna saw my coolly shit all the way.
Damn.
He was still, even when he was like going through the court stuff,
he's still doing stand-up like selling out shows and shit.
Well, the questions were he continued to now.
I bet he does.
Yeah.
I think his last special was in like 2015.
Yeah.
Or something like that.
How many specials did they have we counted 21
21 something crazy like that. Yeah, damn. Yeah monster. Well if you watch it
What was it on Seinfeld and you watch Seinfeld and Chris Rock talking about seeing him and they were like dude
It was as good as anything
He's a monster. Yeah
So comedy monster
I've ever seen he was a monster. Yeah.
So.
Comedy monster, not like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, I'm saying.
You know, I'm, you know.
Yeah, they asked, I think, yeah, Rogan asked that question.
He was like, man, it must be crazy.
Because, you know, he's really close with Harvey Weinstein.
He's the one who produced all his movies,
gave money for the movies.
That was his part.
He was like, he was like a father figure to me.
He was like, you know, it's sad what happened to him.
It's sad that he did that.
And like, but he did say what was I thought was interesting. He said anybody who was in his,
like realm, like in his like circle knew what was going on. Like he's like, he's like, any of
those big stars you saw him with, everyone was familiar with all the stories. We didn't know.
Would Cosby, all those guys, all those guys. All those guys. I was kind of wrapped.
Yeah, but with Weinstein, like Quentin Tarantino
was saying like anybody who was in his atmosphere
has heard the stories, like we all knew the stories.
Nobody knew about rape, but we knew like Quentin Tarantino
was like, he was like in by mistake.
Like I tracked up to like Kim chasing the secretary
around the room, like it was just like,
he's like, we knew he was like, you know,
all about girls, but nobody knew to what extent. He's like, if anybody tells you different, they, anybody in this circle knew what
was going on. Well, I did because my girlfriend of many years had that experience. She was one of
the first people to come out against Harvey once. I mean, she told us that. Yeah. And she told me,
and then I then I found out that a lot of, a lot of actresses had that story. So with, I knew
about that 15 years ago,
but you also knew he was a,
he was to do business with Weinstein.
Like, remember two of my friends had a deal with him.
They did the thing, they were like,
and I go, how did he go?
He goes, it didn't go through, I go,
I go, he goes, well, he just lies.
And he's just unabashed.
He's just a liar, like a straight up liar.
And it is what it is.
It's who he is.
Yeah.
That's the one you get in like that, though. Because he was really good. You know what he does? He's getting what he does. He's getting what it is. It's who he is. Yeah. Yeah. That's the one. Get in like that though.
Because he was really good. He's good at what he does. He's really good at what he does.
And story. That's all he was in. But he put up with it. Yeah. You don't look like that.
And not be talking about that. He was just. No, he talked. Anyway, yeah. He's stupid.
Tell it. Having an eye for moving. And you look at his resume, like Jesus Christ, like monster.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, Quinter and Tino, on Marin, it's good.
Like Marin, it's more like,
just a conversation, two dudes over coffee,
but with Rogan for almost three hours,
if you're a Tino fan, dude.
He gets into it like, who was gonna be casted
instead of John Travolta, who he wrote the roles for
for Pulp Fiction.
God, podcasting has changed everything when it comes to interviews.
Oh Travolta, Quentin Taino, if you're a fan, in which he's my favorite, it's so good.
He's my favorite.
And then he says, like at the end of Mayan, it was dope.
He goes, oh, there's a little nugget for you before I go.
He goes, you're on the short list to be in what's the time in Hollywood?
And Mayan goes, what?
And he goes, yeah, for Squeaky, who was one on the short list to be in what time in Hollywood and Marin goes what and he goes yeah for squeaky who you know was one of the
girls one of the spawn ranch girls yeah was played by what's her face god damn
what's her name she's great she was in uh oh you guys know who I'm talking about
yes Elephanon played squeaky and that was Jennifer
Hudson not Jennifer just Jennifer Lawrence came because
Quentin Tino didn't wouldn't hand out the script. He don't want to get it now
Yeah, I want to keep it very private so you had to drive to his house to read for him
So Jennifer Lawrence drove this house to read for the squeaky front and she read and he was like you went good, but you know
squeaky fron and she read and he was like, it went good, but you know, this girl's perfect for it.
But then Jeffer Lawrence goes,
oh, you know the old guy that you have like on the ranch,
the who owns Spon Ranch, she goes just a tip,
you know, it doesn't matter if I get the role,
but just a tip, you should have Mark Marin do that.
Quinn Tarantino is like, oh, I love him,
he's not old enough.
He's like, he would have been good.
So he, but as the interview's ending goes, dude, you're on the short list being once a time in Hollywood and men's like, I love him. He's not old enough. He's like, he would, he would have been good. So, but as the interview's ending goes, dude, you're on the short list of being once
time in Hollywood and men's like, what? He's like, yeah, you almost made it.
I went to the beach.
I went to Quentin Tarantino's house one time. It just me and my, you know, Amanda and
Harvey Kitell and his wife. And it was just like a tiny group. And I'm like a struggling actor,
and I'm there at his house.
And we watched the Harvey Kitell's wife's
daughter in her film.
She's a really good filmmaker.
And I was just talking to him.
And he's so enthusiastic and so into movies
and so into like, you're not ready.
He's like, you like zombie movies?
He's talking to my wife and her girlfriend at the time.
And they're both very pretty. And he was talking to him and he goes, you like zombie movies? He's talking my wife and her girlfriend at the time. And they're both very pretty.
And he's talking to him and he goes,
you like zombie movies?
You're not ready yet.
I will start you slow.
And he just had an encyclopedia of every fucking zombie movie.
His memories.
And I'm like this, I'm like, that's an actor.
If you need me, nothing.
Yeah, his memories.
When it comes to comedy too,
he was going through the comedy store guys with Rogan.
He knows his shit. He could do certain bits for Rogan. Like he knows his shit.
He could do certain bits verbatim,
like his memory's not.
He would go to the store a lot, wouldn't he?
All the time, yeah, that's where he met Rogan.
That's where he met Mayor and that's where.
But he was there early days, too, early, early days.
Yeah, he's such an enthusiastic.
He's an standardized clay.
Oh, shit.
He was way back.
And he knows all, and he could do their bits verbatim.
Wow.
He's fucking amazing. Wow. Yeah, he's special, shit. I'm way back. And he knows all, he can do their bits verbatim. Wow. He's fucking amazing.
Wow.
Yeah, he's special, man.
That guy, I think part of his enthusiasm for everything.
Like, he's just, like, how about,
and he grew up here, like, he knows all the LA shit,
like, he's infatuated with like, those times.
Yeah, but I feel like he's been snubbed over and over
again in a lot of ways.
Quentin, you know, all the one.
And glorious bastards, I feel like he should have won
most original screenplay five times.
So great.
Pulp fiction.
Oh, okay.
I mean, Pulp fiction wants them shit.
Best word.
The Django winning the whole thing it did.
No, I don't think so.
How amazing was that?
It was so amazing.
In glorious bastards.
He's fucking kidding.
In glorious bastards.
I love in glorious bastards.
Oh, because that movie's just like, oh yeah, no other movie.
Oh, that's right.
Pulp, that movie's just like, oh yeah, no other movie.
That's what I was saying.
Django was fucking unbelievable.
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Pulp fiction original screenplay. Oh, yeah. Thank God. Okay. No, he's such a monster and he was nominated for others, right?
He's phenomenal palm deer isn't it winning con yes
To me he was like a riff
Wincon yes Bum duh to me. You know that's far as like a rip bum duh. What's it mean?
I used to golden the golden how you say it?
Bum duh
Oh
You saw my heart, you know, he didn't have a dad. Then we got famous. He is dad came out of nowhere
It's a game. What's up, man? I'm your dad's a kid
He's a kid the fuck yeah, yeah yeah he's a kid out of here man
it's fine yeah it's good you always hear those fucking stories though I know yeah he's so good on the
look he is right not the most handsome man so I listen rather than watch but really it's mine really
it mine yeah yeah there's a long face yeah jang Django's one of my top favorites. He doesn't make
a bad movie. He doesn't make a bad movie. What movie is he made that wasn't told me a movie
that doesn't? Well, how about about name your movie that wasn't completely unique. Res of
war dogs. Like he wrote true romance. You know, that scene with Christopher walk in the
greatest scene. We see a true romance. Who's the actual man? That's where Tiantino's first movie.
Watch, rap reports it.
Yeah, yeah.
Watch that fucking movie and watch Christopher Walken scene.
It might be the best scene ever.
And you couldn't Tiantino, he's such a brilliant dude.
He was talking about how in the 80s, people forget in the 80s,
we went through a similar thing
what we're going through now.
How politically correct.
Yeah. He was like, we went through a similar thing in the 80s.
He's like, the 90s were fantastic.
Fantastic.
And now we're here.
He's like, we'll get out of this.
Yeah, and he's like, you listen to him.
That's how he said it.
And then the truth, I got to know this.
And he was talking about too, how like there's no more like,
guys, guys.
He's like, like the, like back in the day,
he's like, there's no clenese with walked around.
Like those guys don't exist or they are, but they're not allowed to.
I don't know if there is.
He's like the business just different.
Like there's guys guys aren't around anymore.
Yeah.
Well, aren't they in sports?
You know what I mean?
I guess.
You know what I'm saying?
I just feel like he's saying as far as acting guys guys in sports always be around.
But as far as entertainment goes like a guy's guy. Charles Brown's got. Yeah. That's what Tom. He's like those far as acting guys guys and sports always be around but as far as entertainment goes like a guys guy's
bros got yeah, that's what Tom. He's like those Charles Brownson
He's like the close thing you get to know is Charlie's there on
He's like she's the the close thing will get to know brunt's in or something like that. Yeah, it's really true
Yeah, you're a hundred percent right about that. I mean Steve McQueen Charles
about that. I mean, Steve McQueen, Charles Braun, Steve McQueen. You know what?
Look what baddest Steve McQueen was, dude.
Race and cars smoking like he just don't shit.
Chicks, car, fuck, drinking on set.
Well, his wife said, his wife said, well, you know,
when we would come out of our house,
there would be mobs of women waiting there outside the gate.
And he was like, after a while, it's like,
what do you can do?
I mean, when you can only handle so much.
What?
That many, when the waves are that strong and his fashion
What his style?
Brandy could drive a fucking car like the wild man. Yeah, he was just oh dude one of the best ever
Fucking man. I gotta start dressing like fucking Steve McQueen. Let's be honest
You know, I know I know
If Clint Eastwood walked him right now like how are you? You know, as a stable McQueen would be right in your outfit. I know, I know. If Clint Eastwood walked in right now, like,
how are you?
You know what?
You're right, dude, and I'll tell you something.
If there's one guy at this table,
that this table right here who looks like Steve McQueen,
is a Steve McQueen type.
We got a cast Steve McQueen type.
You go with Brian Cal.
I don't think so.
I don't think there is one at this table.
Oh, dude.
I'm starting, I'm wearing, I'm dressing the way I'm dressed.
Oh, Brian.
I know why. You know what else. Turn to know said that was
interesting is you know when he wrote the Manson stuff and how
Manson got in with the Beach Boys he's like back then it was
like it was not like now where everyone spread out he's like
there was a small shirt like everyone knew everyone. He's like
he's like so people think it's crazy that Manson got in with
the Beach Boys like it's not though like they were in like
Lorcan in area like everyone was
there now they're all the same parties man's was in the music that guy was in the music so it makes
sense that they kind of cross-pollinated right it's hard for people to take that in but that's like
that's how it went back in the day right look at that right there damn don't be surprised by
show up in these outfits I mean I'm surprised at this outfit right now though Yeah, well, you know what man? I'm super surprised
It's cool. It's cool a shout out to Sue flex shout out boy Mike and those guys were great guys. How great are they?
I so so I went to super welcome. I know and they're like we are getting sneakers
I go I'm sold this is always your money, but the Nike the Nike the Air Jordan mocus that I'm wearing now
Jordan ones and then they'll say your Nike
Nike, the Air Jordan mocus that I'm wearing now. The Jordan ones, yeah.
And then they'll say you're Nike.
Okay, sorry.
And then he's the other one.
And the shirt you're Nike.
Yeah, God.
And he goes,
I heard so excited.
You'll need this shirt.
It's a collab,
it's a V-Loan and neighborhood and it sold out.
He goes, don't even try to buy this.
I'm like, okay,
they make so much money.
Because everybody with their stimulus checks
comes in their advice.
Sneakers, good smart. Well, because it's an appreciating that's a smart.
It's an appreciate. It's like it's like there's a line out that you got to buzz
people. But yeah, but I did go to I went to Angelo's and I had myself now
90 degrees and what and so what cheese and meat but I ate the fuck out of that
I ate the fuck out of it. Yeah, it sat in my tummy for a good two days,
but it's okay, worth it.
Worth it, fucking worth it.
Yeah, fucking waste.
Did they take you upstairs to the little spot?
No.
Oh, you didn't get that part.
No, no, no, no, we just were there and just,
it was amazing.
The bread, it was the integrate.
Yeah, it's such a filling neighborhood.
Those at town neighborhoods that are still locked
down by the families.
The best.
Yes.
Like it's all good.
Just mind your pees and cues.
Act like a gentleman with treat you like a gentleman.
If you're going to act like a fuck off, we're going to fuck you off.
You know, it's a whole, there's a whole thing.
It's old school.
Philly still has that old school shit.
New York lost it.
Philly still has that old school.
Philly has it.
Parts of Boston have it.
Yep.
Pittsburgh has it.
Yeah. Been a Pittsburgh lately. Been a Pittsburgh. Boston habit. Pittsburgh has it. Been a Pittsburgh lately. I haven't been a Pittsburgh ever.
Yeah, those neighborhoods have that vibe.
I love it.
It is dope.
If you know someone that knows the area, it's the best.
It's so rude.
And they all know each other on that whole block right there.
They're all cool.
And they try and pay.
No, you get the fuck out of here.
No, dude, I literally, you don't have to give this to me.
Like, you get the fuck out of here.
It's gonna be embarrassing.
I said, I said, I'm Mike.
He got my girl sneakers and he got me., I'm like, he got my girl sneakers
and he got me and I'm like, dude, let me pay.
And he goes, you see what's going on here?
Oh, I don't need you fucking money, I'm gonna change.
The best is when there was like looting going on
on their street, I go, dude, like you guys all right?
And he goes, dude, are we all right?
Patriot them, AK, or AR 15, that front of the store.
Like no way it's touching our us. No one is touching our
shit and that would be a target. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Did they take you to the card shop?
They have a card shop. No I think the card shop is so hot. We went to this outdoor flea market
where there was selling all kinds of vintage. Yeah. A flea market. A Philadelphia flea market.
Well no no because it was there is their thing that they set up with like those guys.
They have vintage t-shirts and shits.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The vintage t-shirts, yeah.
But bro, like, I didn't realize,
because I'm old, what the sneaker game was actually about.
You think I've been doing, dude.
Where you get people who are in consignment,
and they go sell these shoes for me, you keep 15%.
Yep.
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How do you do that?
I appreciate that you just got into it two weeks ago.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you're heated too?
I mean, can't, yeah.
He's not, he's not.
He came to me in these bus advance vallocados.
You're an old school guy.
Oh, yeah.
With all that shit.
You must have been.
You must have loved him.
Love it.
Still do, love it.
Yeah, because he showed me a $45,000 pair of sneakers.
Yep.
That M&M. Jordan Femmes. That M&M's, yes. Those Jordan for it. And it's just it's all scarcity. It's all about you know, those are amazing
It's like anything it's like wine like a rear wine like there's only five bottles like those M&M shoes
There's not many no, I've heard sneaker had those are you know, I love but you're a wine head
I'm a wine I drank some wine last night. Oh you did? Rather wealthy man
There's your new man like that you just like an old fuck boy
All right, it was Tarke as he in my boy Tarke as he my boy
Yeah, I love Tarke and then and then a friend of his you would know, but I'm out of the way out of him, but you know, he's howl very famous.
All right, who are you?
I'm really okay.
Guys, I called daddy.
He took the boy's.
And we-
Daddy dressed you this way.
He ordered a 1986 Puyak.
That's at Bordeaux.
Uh-huh.
And they're not giving those ones away.
I don't know what a Bordeaux is, but you're going crazy.
I mean, mean just did nice
Yeah, yeah, it was one of those wines. We just go. Oh, this is what wine. I've never had a wine room like oh my god
I've had wines with you. Yeah, but it's never like blown my mind. This is like a different level wine
Holy wait go go scroll up that wine's four four thousand000? Yeah. Why? Well, that's Chateau Petrus.
That's Patrus.
That's the King of Wands.
Yes, that's what it is.
Yeah.
But I had a, and with wine, they say the older it is,
the better or something like that.
Depends, it depends.
This wine, particular, 1986, has,
Captain, it was perfect.
It was perfect.
It was like 600 bucks.
Yes, I like that.
Yeah.
And red wines, that's the go-to. You don't want to do white wine. No,
you can do white, but the red is my wine. Red is your wine. Now that opus won there. You got to know
those. So sometimes opus won. You're paying for the name. And it's been around so long, but that's
I think that's the red wine. I mean, I'm done. That's a bullshit wine. I'm done the box wine.
Shit. You know, take the bag out of the box. I're gonna snap out. Happy is so big. Go ahead, go ahead, squeeze it.
I've had the 21 year or whatever it is.
Maybe I've had it, it's like,
I've had better whiskey.
I know, everyone freaks out about it,
I'm like, you've had better whiskey.
I've had the papis too, that people pay.
They do have that, the papis.
It's got a smoky taste, you know,
you get it.
It's like $400 or a shot.
Yeah, I was like, all right.
Yeah.
Never pay for this.
That's right.
That's right.
Like you're expecting it like, I've had much better whiskeys.
The one thing I'll say about the wines
that I had like that 86, you can drink those wines
and I think because the sugars have broken down,
you can drink those wines and you feel better
the next morning.
You don't have any hangover.
Well, you know, there's organic wines
without sugar that you can get.
Sal fights and stuff.
Yeah, that felled in drinks.
And so you know hangover nothing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because why would give you easy hangovers?
There's a lot of sugar in it.
Yeah, certain wines are like sugar.
But those expensive older wines
were it's all broken down.
Healthy for you.
Someone's like, I'm glad you had one.
Yeah, it is.
Oh, it is?
Yeah.
I mean, a doctor, a doctor, a client.
There's two things I would do.
One that wine for your heart's great for you. Give me a lot of money. There are two things I would do. One that won for your hearts, great for you.
Give me a lot of money, there are two things I'd do.
One is I'd travel definitely.
I'd be on, I'd private it.
I'd travel, private jet, is private jet money.
That's a twink.
I'd have myself a twink.
I'd have myself a hairless twink.
Hairless twink, just to, just to,
I'll be out of the lips, just to move around.
Bobble butt.
And where I go, I just, I go.
We're gonna move around.
Hey daddy, let's move around.
Yeah, I'd call him pickle. I don't know what that's a good. I go a little pickle
Pickle come in daddy
He's gonna do a little when do a little rest thing. I'm gonna move you around a little bit for no reason get you moving around
I'm tired. That's the point isn't it and that's the point try to wake you up
pickle and then and then and I go and I got a little surprised and he go
Brandon I go
And he go Brandon and I go yeah
Big man's gonna baton you but you keep lying to him because I never show up I'll never show up so excited. It's just you and him. I'll just you and pickle with a Brendan mask. Yeah, it's you
Deal with this so it's not even actually
Yeah, I'm not showing up with a fake cauliflower ears. Yeah, it's not the same daddy
Tommy Brendan. Oh, well, hopefully you don't make a lot of money.
You're missing the first fight companion.
You're fucked.
It kills me.
I got it though.
I got to be in Europe.
You got to be in Europe.
Who's going to be, who's going to be on?
Having an ounce yet.
I got a good crew.
I'll be mad now.
I'm a little bit mad.
Yeah, be all right.
Wait till you see the new studio.
Yeah, I'm excited. Crews are chin sauce. Yeah, let all right. Wait till you see the new studio. Yeah, I'm excited.
Crews are chint so excited.
Yeah, let me post aren't. Let me show the post.
You said it to me.
Oh, you haven't been to it.
Oh, yes, pal.
I was so chint.
Can I get your predictions yet or no?
For which way?
The, uh, the corner.
Oh, no, two weeks.
We're two weeks out.
You're not going to, you're not going to,
you're not going to explode me.
I'll do it on Monday. No, not yet.
And how about Gilbert? Can you talk about Gilbert and Burns and Wonder Boy?
That's unsink, right?
I know, I know, it's too far.
Okay.
Yeah, how dare you?
Yeah.
That's just the common area.
So there's actually like six, five or six huge
studio spaces, too.
There's eight studios.
So that's just the middle area,
and then around there are eight studios.
Can I practice talking about doing that studio?
Totally, yeah.
You bring pickle in there,
and I love to get my kicker. I'm gonna wrestle around a little bit. Kick pickle around a little bit? Yeah, I can't, you can pick a little there. I love to get my
Wressel around a little bit kick pickle around a little bit. Yeah, you can pick
Well up kick kick him kick him in his little bubble bug get pickle and create your own vlog you and pickle. Yeah
That's
Our boy Brian John poor Brian Johnson. He's there now. He's gonna have a ton of word. I love Brian a ton of work
Who's the real punk Brian's great?
Josh Thompson's very talented oh
Brian Johnson. Yeah, so fighter. Oh, yeah, what would he's there? I said who's a real
Yeah, it's about it. Oh one of the best light weights in the world. Oh, yeah
He's a killer not now. I mean, but he was one of the guys to handsome kid
Yeah, is he a punk rocker or some art? I don't know why they call punk. Oh, okay.
Not sure why though. I don't know. Yeah, I just was like, oh, okay. Yeah, no, nothing
to do with punk. Yeah, I got excited. You probably didn't see the Javante Davis super
Mario. Did not see that fight night and fight it. Was it? Oh my God. Because he gave it
to Javante to he knocked him down. he didn't yeah he knocked he knocked tank down
no he did it never happened he didn't no no oh that was the last fight that was
just that was the fight before it takes never been knocked down yes he was he was
knocked down the fight before he was no he fought Santa Cruz and knocked him out
with him up yes he got knocked down early on in the fight I promise he did
he knocked down all the things we ever knocked down. Yes, he was knocked down.
But you didn't see the supermario.
But this, this was a hell of a, this was a rock and sock.
I'm because he, I watched the highlights.
I didn't watch the whole fight, which I want.
So it's knocked down here.
Yes, you that.
Leo Santa Cruz.
Yeah.
He knocked down.
That's your faulty.
Yeah, and then he knocked him out.
Oh, yeah.
Look at that fucking upper cut. That I would go with sick. That's too.ulty. Yeah, and then he knocked him out. Oh, yeah. Look at that fucking number cut.
That I would go with sick.
That's too much.
See if there's a video that, Jim.
Now Tfomo is he, Geronti's Tfomo is big enough.
They're both 35, right?
Yeah, yeah.
It would not be that super Mario Barrios was heavier.
140.
140?
Yeah.
Wow.
I was room for that guy you know super Mario
Another against Davis
He was he was throwing though. Oh night. He's a ball. Uh-huh
Look at that catch him too
Oh
Tough use
You should take on knock that
Maybe slip Maybe slip You sure think I knocked that? Yeah, I do. I don't think he's been knocked down. He maybe slipped.
Maybe slipped.
Oh, my god. Just waiting.
Shut up.
Just Christ.
Man, I'm a little lower.
You know what he said?
Yeah, I was a bad girl, man.
Well, I mean, auto-fills that says it's, you know, know that it auto feels a knockdown by Santa Cruz but I can't see the videos
Yeah, there's I have it on it was on I saw it on
I can get knocked down picture
Yeah, I thought taking it never been knocked down me neither
Yeah, which one went this one right yeah, and then there's a blink right there
But the This is the first went this one right yeah and then there's a blink right there but the
This is the first round
Great
Fucking flip-fold. Oh, yeah, he got push
See they didn't count as the hot girl
See how there's no count. That was a pull.
He's never been knocked down by a punch.
He's a fucking monster.
He's a monster.
I want to see him fight Tiafama Lopez though.
That'd be cool.
What do you think of that?
Great fight.
Yeah.
Both strong, but I got tank.
It just seems like he's just...
So when you said that Mario Barrow Mario
So he'll still have like a pretty solid career. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was undefeated too
Like that was it he didn't get out class. No, he was up on the card. Mm-hmm. He's a fucking a lot of the he like
I didn't really know who he was before this and I'm a fan now. Yeah, yeah, he's won over a lot of people
Yeah, he's won over a lot of people. Yeah, he'd be great
What's what's tank?
Uh, tanks record if Mario was undefeated watch tank tanks on the future
He's like they replace sure Sean am allies upon yeah, no
Do you have any insight scoop on that nothing?
Was it a body shot that knocked him that's what ended it yeah yeah that was a hook no
no this last fight it started with the body and then he was fucked after that
yeah and then you see what to your point he he does the hook but it doesn't he
just falls down he's holding his still on his body it was just too much right
you know you know to get someone good right there I've gotten good there yeah
oh you've gotten good there.
Sure have.
And you can't do anything about that.
You can't do anything about that.
Dude, this is my, this is my little collab.
Yeah, let him live with that.
Let him live with that.
You know he's only wearing that one top.
He feels like a T-shirt.
Oh, please stay with the kids though.
Yeah, stay with the kids though.
I guess, yeah.
Tell us about this year up trip.
You're leaving your boy for two weeks
and I have to figure it out.
It hurts me
It's a little you know, I panic when I'm gone that long In general I do you were gone for way longer than that. Yeah, but I'm not I'm talking about just going on a vacation
Oh, I can't I can't be I don't want to go you can't what sides are you seeing? I can't believe you're going that dude
There's nowhere. I want to go for two weeks
Anyway, you know when you're in one place now
I will be going to Bordeaux
I will be going to four shadows and drinking a lot of wine. It's gonna be a lot of wine and beach
You know what after the first shot, oh you're gonna like okay. We have three more than like with sure-do Baba
I'll eat well to eat and I'll hang with my dear friend. Yeah, but but other than that after four days
I'm sure who your friend is
Be quick and Taren Tino and I'll get sick of him after four days. It gets, it's like our boy Mark Carly,
he's like, we're like,
hey, working out next week, he's like,
oh, dude, I'm gonna go to Sri Lanka.
How long are you going for?
I'm like, two weeks, so it, dude!
Yeah, simply two months.
What the fuck are you doing?
Simply too long.
Although, not for Mark.
Maybe you and Mark are meeting up.
Mark, Mark, Mark for sure.
Mark will preen and Mark will, Mark, he likes his son,
but he's an A type two.
He's a workhorse, yeah, Mark's a workhorse. I can't. He doesn will mark. He likes his son, but he's an easy and a type too. He's a workhorse.
Yeah, Mark's workhorse.
Yeah, I can't.
He doesn't like being out of his routine and shit.
I've never been able to.
I simply can't even when I was young.
Oh, I thought I'm on the dude when, when,
tour dates, I mean, after three days,
if you like, he's coming on a Wednesday,
I'm like, whoo, that's him.
Oh, that's him.
Oh, wow.
For that's my bed.
Mm, mm, mm.
Now, any of that shit will get to me.
And especially if I'm at least on the road
you're writing and you're performing.
If I ain't doing that, I start to get mighty crazy.
Start to go crazy.
Yeah.
What's the thing?
I want to say, I've had a full vacation.
I've never taken vacation.
Like he is the same way.
I can take it.
I take it when I'm for a vacation. no, last vacation with Africa, didn't you?
I went to Africa, my friend.
And I was, again, now all due respect.
Flying 30 hours on the way.
You're flying, you're flying,
by the time you get there, you're older, right?
That's the joke.
And then you get there.
It's Africa.
And then, by the way, now please understand,
now we're in Joe Berg Airport,
and you're having a Berg Airport.
Now we're gonna get, if you don't mind, we're gonna get a little fan here, and well, air conditioning's broken, but if, now please understand, now we're in Joe Berg Airport and you're having a great airport. Now we're gonna get, if you don't mind,
we're gonna get a little fan here
and air conditioning's broken,
but if you don't mind,
you're gonna drive three hours.
That's great.
I mean, it's like 19 and then you got in a,
we'll just get in a fan for three hours,
but don't worry.
No AC in the fan.
And then we're gonna go and then get this,
then we're gonna wake up early
because we gotta get in a truck.
I'm not dissing this, but you get to see animals.
Now, that probably was great.
They're hanging out.
Yes, it's not like that's a digraph.
Oh, you're rascals.
They're attacking each other.
No, they're lounging around.
Yeah.
There's an elephant eating with his back turned to you.
And we'll just hang on.
That's why you want to be with someone who's like fighting with their girl and the girl
gets frustrated and jumps out of the truck.
That's where it gets.
That's where you want out of the truck That's
Make that's what the excitement comes to you buddy's that was a relationship issues
Like oh look they're laying around in the dirt
It's like
They look like they're in zero but not a sad. Yeah, what's up dude?
Super tired just laying around now. Well, they sleep well hold on, they sleep 20 hours out of the day.
20 hours in the day, yeah, I don't know if you know that.
I didn't know that.
20 hours, it's the female lines that hunt, like you see.
Yeah, the female lines are the better.
No, the males, big dicks, big mains,
turn it down.
Now they say, they say those four hours
gained seeing at nighttime.
That's when they're lit.
You're like white walkers, though.
Yeah, and you got them leopards.
And leopards you never see.
They come out at night, dude.
Now, she any on night?
Sure did.
Sure did.
Oh, you guys went around at night?
No.
No, you didn't.
Night vision.
Night vision also.
That's when that's when that jungle people
are dying left and right.
That's where animals are dying left and right.
Everybody's eating at night.
Everybody eating at night.
And here's the other thing.
Here's the other thing Everybody's eating at night. Everybody eating at night. And here's the other thing there,
and never tell you about.
So in South Africa, besides Kruger National Park,
any other safari you go on is a ranch
that has been turned into safari land.
It's a ranch now when you...
We know why though, because if you go out
and the real shit, well then you gotta worry about
poachers
and other tribes and shit that are looking for Americans
to take hostage and get money.
So that's the case in Congo and stuff like that.
So that's why Brennan goes to San Diego Zoo
and I go on the safari there.
But so all the same lions.
Yep.
Now you drive, here's the thing though.
People try to make money because they go,
I got this all this ranch land. Let's stock it with all different animals and we'll run safari tours on this so they buy the animals
Mm-hmm. They put them out there in the bush. It's all good and it becomes its own ecosystem
Here's the thing if if you've got a pride of lions on that land
And I don't care how big that land is even if it's like really really
Lions will make a kill at least once every two days they're taking down
your buffalo there's and a lot of times in that area they're killing more
animals than can regenerate yeah but that's the action we're looking for it is
but you got to keep restocking so you got to go buy a bunch more that's
expensive inside of this yeah you're not making money. Oh
Lions cats all the cats you could never farm. I love and they like because when the South Africa
It's candy the Dutch and the English came to South Africa. They were shooting everything
They would shoot all the elephants everything rhinos hippos they shoot everything because well you can't plant crops
You can't plant crops and you certainly can't raise
any animals when you got lepers, servels,
all those cats, they find ways to get in and lions.
They're taking down all your horses.
So smart.
Tiger King begs the different, yeah.
What's that?
Tiger King got it done.
Well, Tiger King.
Serving time now for it, but.
Well, yeah, yeah.
He had a Tiger ranch.
He had a Tiger ranch, I'm talking about,
I'm talking about a farm.
I'm talking about when you want to raise animals,
livestock and food in a place where you got elephants
and elephants go, you planted corn?
Delicious.
And you're not, yeah, you ain't getting rid of them.
They tried to get rid of, there was this donkey,
they were saying, they say that elephants are cool
if you're respectful to them.
And there was this guy, they they shout there this dead is donkey
They used to have tied to their porch and the fucking elephants would come in and the guy with that fuck this and come out
There with his people and sticks and I make all this noise. Well elephants are like
Okay, cool came back about a month later and
Stomp that fucking donkey
later and stomped that fucking donkey
to just get the donkey to mush
no
and then and left they were like
and then the other sounds like you're like
you do that to the elephants apparently they come back and fuck you know donkeys are
donkeys because donkeys are pretty
games are they keep like the wolves away from
horses that's why you see donkeys with
back I see the donkeys beat up a hyena. No donkeys are gangsta.
Fucking hell.
They have them around. They're like really gangsta.
Well donkeys can carry a lot and they keep them around.
No they have them around because they're no pomp.
Like, if someone comes around, no one fucks with a donk.
Really?
That's what you mean.
They give it a kick around?
Yes, so, Shane, do you start speaking of fucking horses.
Do you start watching Yellowstone or your fight?
Oh shit, so I haven't had time yet because of work,
but I'm going to do it this weekend for sure
Yeah, that was his homework
Yeah, so before Monday I'll watch an episode you got that got it. Yeah, it looks interesting
Guess give some current events
One's more information on the faries. Yeah
Donkeys are gangsters. What he's doc is your gangsters so they're you and cat of the same shoes up
Yeah, we're matching oh shit. Yeah, oh, right. You're matchy. There you go Brian can you put your foot up so the we can get down camera
Let me see hold on look at that. Let's look at it. Amazing still can't get it
Can you put it more to the center and then look at that flexibility there? We go. Thanks you
Shout out to pickle
Shout out to pickle Shut up to pickle. Shut up to pickle. Pickle pickle. Yeah, Brian starts calling me pickle on that guy to brag. Ha ha. Oh, that'd be cool
We cool if you and Brian started fuck
Start it. There's been people the whole fucking time That's the boss gay and new commercial that makes it clear. It's supportive
Yeah, so a few days after Carl and the C came out publicly
about being gay, the NFL has released a commercial,
I think it's right here.
A bit of commercial went over great in Texas
and the hardcore football.
Yeah, it basically says footballs for everyone.
Football is gay.
These are real commercial.
I'd love to see how this went over in Day County, Florida.
I see what they're trying to do.
I get it.
I support it, but it's also like your demo.
I don't think NASCAR is going to do this.
You know?
What's the Trevor project?
It's a charity for our gay youth
Yeah, so they don't if they can come out Sony either like 40%
More unlikely to
Commit suicide. Oh, that's cool
If you love this game you are welcome here football is for all football is for everyone. Yeah, all right with the NFL
Okay, okay, have we seen his boyfriend yet? I don't think we brought up that other dude with just that All this for everyone. Yeah, all right, I'm with the NFL. Okay.
Can we see in his boyfriend yet?
I don't think we brought up that other dude with just that.
I don't think he's come out and said that he's had a boyfriend.
He just came out as gay.
I'm sure he has one.
He just-
He just- A little secret.
He's taking the show-
He's taking the show-
I'm just-
I bet his boyfriend's out on the ground just like-
What?
I said he's taking the show-
He's taking the show- He's taking the show-
He's taking the show- He's taking the show- I'm he's taking shipelles route to relationships pride.
I'm it.
That's good.
I'll just Google images.
You don't have a boyfriend.
That was like a teammate or something or not a friend.
All right.
Look, there's there's there's there's there's a question in that other guy.
There it is.
Look at them.
Living in block it alive.
That's his pickle. Then boys be Christian. Look at you both Living in fucking life. That's his pickle.
They're boys because you both have one of the same chain and shit.
Look at that.
Huh.
What else you got?
That's cool.
And this is what it is.
So there is a new device that people have created over in Europe that they just announced.
Basically, you should eat it out of the box.
Oh, my goodness. up that they just announced. They basically said I did a puzzle. So they basically created
a puzzle that is connected through magnets that will only allow you to have a liquid diet
and it's supposed to help people come back. I did it. And a lot of people are upset about
it saying it's promoting eating disorders. Yeah. Well then don't use it.
Yeah, but if you have a real thing, I feel that,
like that thing would hurt to have the...
Yeah.
And that's where I, that's where I don't want to do it
because it looks really like a fucking
of mouth.
It's a cat.
It's a cat.
It's a heart attack.
You say that you can take it off very easily
and a little...
You say that because I did?
You said that right.
There is a tool that you can right. This is the fat professor
designed it.
Of all people.
There's a tool you can use to loosen it up if you want to have a cheat day, if you want
to take a break from it, or you can take it off easily.
Nope.
See that's a problem.
You can't have people loosen up.
You have to loosen it up all the time.
Because then they're just going to leave it loose.
Yeah.
This is so then you can live off of a liquid diet until you are at the ideal weight that
you want to be at.
There is a, I believe it's a woman.
I'm not sure who the test subject is.
They said that they lost 14 pounds in two weeks and that they personally like that.
Is that good?
I don't know.
Why my thing is how long can they keep that up?
Is that a way to live your life?
No, this isn't.
Wow.
I mean, there's no longevity in that. How long can you keep that up? Is that a way to live your life? For a long time. This isn't. Yeah.
Wow.
There's no longevity in that.
There's no longevity in it.
There's no longevity in it.
Fuck it.
Worst.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
There you go.
I said I like to try to design it.
Yeah.
True.
If you look like shit, I don't want to use your product.
No.
No, it feels like the rock and you're like, look, this is what I use.
Yeah.
Did it.
I can get mine.
That's the product. What does it say can get mine. That's the problem.
What does it say?
Delete this.
Delete this.
Delete this.
Delete everything.
Yeah, it's a bad idea.
Yeah.
Wow.
To help fight the global obesity pandemic, I mean,
come on.
Are they creating this in the UK?
Yes.
Yes, this isn't America.
That's so interesting.
It's a medieval shit. Some Game of Thrones. You can That's some so interesting. Some medieval shit. Yeah.
Some game of thrones. You can do the same thing if you just kept your mouth open. You couldn't
chew. No, they can swallow. What? You sure forget how to stay cool with pickle? I call it.
I got. How do you talk? What the fuck are you doing? Yeah, how do you go to talk with everyone?
They said it's loose enough for you to be able to talk and drink.
Oh, then I'm talking to you.
Oh, fucking talk.
I can still eat.
I'm tired.
I'm just thinking in there.
A person who really fucks around on their diet didn't design this thing.
Because if I have enough room to squeeze in like seven twizzlers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's not worth it.
It's not worth it.
It's not worth it.
It's not worth it.
It's not worth it.
It's not worth it.
It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. Dub David has had his job fucking wire shot and he tried he put a calzone in a blender. Yeah
Anything is so hungry. That's the fastest thing about anything. It's a calzone in a
Arnie Languist have his mom send calzones in the mail from from
Like love calzone he'd be like you want to be a other my favorite. Yeah, why like cows?
I don't know any good cousin. I've never had one out here. I had like one but it was fucking got off.
It was a disgrace.
Where did you go?
Green, green, which village peach or something like that?
Out here?
Yeah.
It was terrible.
There's a corner spies, you know what, pasties are?
Yeah, of course, pasties.
I just had that.
And it was a Arizona, those things are fucking good.
Those are like how real deal.
God damn those are good.
Pasties, pasties.
Yeah, pasties. Yeah pasties pasties
It's past like past like a passing a ball. They do good business there. I mean really good
We have one in downtown Phoenix and also one in Timpie
It's like it cows is it filled with marinara?
Yeah
with me. Yeah, they have different.
Yeah, they're like
caulzones. Yeah, there you go. Oh,
okay. My. Yeah, they're fucking
impanada. It's so good. It's so good.
It's an Irish death Phoenix. Yeah,
time and quarter space to be a large
empanada pasties got you.
Oh, pasties. Yeah,
pasties. You know what I mean?
I asked you bro. I'm talking about
a fucking calzone. Oh, look at this bro. That's one. Yeah. It's that ask you bro. I'm talking about a fucking cow
Yeah, it's that shit right there. I want that now. It's a good hour time. Yeah, they're good styles of it man
That shit fire bro. You best up. Well, don't be looking at it crazy. It's not a cow zone fellas
We I know we're not on cows on talking about pasties. Look at that fucking look at that. That shit Laking rust. That's your crap. That's delicious. That's
shit. What a beer too. It's really go the beer. Yeah they have
different types of beers you can do. Yeah. If you want you want
your corn or drink you want. Mac and cheese. Yeah. Oh well.
That's a thanksgiving one. Yeah he does me like I want
with like peanut butter. Something in it. Yeah. She go hard Well, as a thanksgiving one Pina butter something
She go hard to put
Let's go here so this woman
Seafood boil on to her flight
Shoot how does she not spill her tits into
She could give a fuck about what I know
Marshall
Look at that look at that fucking those lobsters. Yeah, and she also has wine out. Yeah, she has crab legs
How did that pass all the
You're allowed to bring food yeah, I just
Yeah, yeah, you're allowed to bring food through TSA just no liquids
She's a lot so she probably had to leave the garlic butter sauce behind probably did she's a lot
She's general yeah, I think she was I think she's awesome
Look at the guy holding his nose a lot she's general yeah I think she's awesome yeah I think I hold this nose yeah yeah I feel like they're together though right I think they're together yeah he's part
together and look at all the drinks they have there he's ready with the baby one it is
fuck it does look lit but yeah those are lobsters right they can't be crawfish
they're some shrimp crab legs I don't know what what Lobsters are they oh they are they have to get away scrolling more. What's the Navkins say?
Spirit spirit
Spirit anything goes. Yeah, yeah, I
You know what good for her good for you get no peanuts. I don't know
Nothing like bitchy like you got to see
Seeks don't know if you get nothing on the water like bitchy like you got to see Seek don't go back
The only flight we get for right correct
They're lawn chairs with seatbelt
Well that they go what's that also good for her. Yeah
Letter to their lives, but yeah, that's hilarious. You know she's sharing
Right on no, okay. How satisfied she looks in her eyes. She's just so happy. Yeah, you can tell her shit
This is spirit airlines
So she gets spirit
This is spirit airlines.
So she gets spirit?
Yeah, this is an update to the woman who caused the crash at
Tour de France apparently after this happened they were on a hunt for her and she escaped
They got away, but this guy panicked. This guy's face. Yeah, I mean
It's also just a cardboard sign though. And I feel like he could have kept going straight.
Oh, he hit her.
No, but I can you translate that sign please?
No, he hit her arm though.
See her hit her arm.
She's like, ah!
He's a little bit scared.
She's a little bit scared.
Oh, dummy.
What a fucking moe.
Wait, it says, wait, go.
I'll pause it, hopefully.
I lay opium.
I can't pause it.
I lay opium.
What does that mean, bro? Like, let's go something. Opium. I lay. I lay opium I lay opium. What does that mean? Like let's go something opium. Oh, I lay I lay she and escaped another country
No, she got arrested. Yeah, I mean we're they're gonna do to her though they arrested her and find her apparently. Oh
Oh, okay, we're not so far off. They found her like they found her in the
thousand euros. What is that one?
Her fine was up to 15,000 euros or a year in prison. Damn.
I pay that 15,000.
You got to make an example, because this is tour de France.
I mean, we can't be a tour de France.
You also can't be a fucking moron.
You would do a year, jail.
No, no, no, that's what she got.
You know, our boy Jeff Foley, it was like loves it,
and was bragging out into it.
How intricate the race was.
And I'm like, how are the boarders?
How are the boarders?
I don't care, but I know it's a serious thing
All that means go in France German. Oh, so she's like a real fan
grandpa and grandma. Oh, okay. Oh, so she means let's go let's go grandma grandpa and then grandma
Grandma like look there she is. Oh fuck her fucking timing was off
Unity terrible fucking moron
Also though, I mean when you're that close to everybody,
it is gonna happen.
It's never happened before like that though.
That big of a crash.
That crashes.
No, but never because of a fan hole in the sign.
I don't know.
Maybe because of another biker.
Yeah, biker's they crashed in the...
Do you guys?
Sorry.
Did you guys see the video of, it was like a dash cam
of I think it was a Tour de France something
and it narrowed
up and I think like three four people nailed the car like crashing to the car. No, did they die?
No, it was hysterical though. Tour de France? I don't think it was a Tour de France. It was just like
a bike race. It looked like. If it ain't the Tour de France, I don't give it up. It could have been.
It was a bunch of people. That's the one that Live strong one so many times or whatever
Lance Armstrong is that's right. Yeah, I don't see fatal. I'll find it
I mean when when those
Cyclists crash they crash
Yeah, they fucking crash. Yeah, I mean how about motorcycles
Go on a hundred and twenty one miles an hour or rat with each other
Yeah, how about motorcycles going a hundred and twenty one miles an hour or rat with each other Mmm, could you come?
Maybe doing those turns
There's a little touch yeah, shit is so scary. That's crazy
All right, this is that angel's game
All right, well
And this guy just puked I guess it was super hot over there, so that added to it. Yeah, and heat exhaustion
Exhaustion I bet he's like I don't feel good So back added to it. Yeah. And he to exhaustion, exhaustion.
I bet he's like, I got it.
Oh, bro, look at the switch.
I got it.
I don't feel good.
They give me a fucking second.
He's the pitcher.
Yeah.
And he's puking like crazy.
Oh.
You hear the crowd, too?
They pulled him from the game.
Yeah.
I think there's something going on.
Oh, shit.
You hear the Comter.
I think there's something going on.
You think, Doctor? So I need there's something going on. You think doctor
Let's get this guys in front of shape out there to check it out
Isn't it weird like this is the team doctor
Your fat ass out there and check out guys
So I had a doctor for when you do a film you have to be you have to get checked out, you know, make sure you're insured
You know, so they do have stupid little check on you, you know, check your heart and stuff this doctor in New York City
Was so fat. He was so fucking fat that I couldn't help myself. I I
He goes you're in shape. I go. I just had to start giving him indirect
Diet advice. Oh, yeah, I said yeah, you know, I don't eat a lot of carbs
And he's like like that and I'm like, you know, because you want to muffin' them morning and out, you do that,
you want to donut and he goes, he goes, I do.
You know, you do, and I go, you know, you do.
Yeah, I don't want to be built like, I'm trying to give him advice because he's, I don't
care, he's a dinosaur.
He didn't know a fucking thing.
When I say fat, he had, he was just so just so oh he just looked like a giant pile of warm cheese
It was incredible just fat fat and didn't care
Let me see this probably a kick ass doctor is from Christian. Oh
No, oh god, god damn it. What is this person so close? Oh?
That guy got the worst that's got a face. Oh, shit
That's got a heart. Yeah, it's a windshield wipers went on the way out
What
Vehicles need to share the road every bike. Yeah cars don't
Broke in his neck like that. Yeah Your cars just don't really well you're going down to paying candy or a PCH on your bike, which I've done
It's scary. Oh don't do that. It's dangerous. I ran I would running for a pass and I ran into a car
And there's a girl I like I was trying to impress and I was going
Not the window you said
It wasn't even that the pain was so bad. I thought I was dead.
I thought I was dead.
I did, I hit it like right here.
My plug goes, like keep going.
Also, out, good.
I was in it, right?
13th row.
Oh, fuck, I wasn't so much pain.
I still remember that pain.
You make that noise, you know how you just wail
and you can't help it, you're in so much pain.
I'm sure you had something that shouldn't football.
When you had your liver, didn't you last straight, your fucking liver?
Oh, I get hit in high school.
Fucked up my liver.
Oh, it wasn't that bad.
It wasn't that bad.
There's no story.
Oh, God, I get it.
It's going nowhere, I'm trying to get out.
I don't know what it's got to last right.
It's like that great lady.
This is the one going out, out, out, out.
Yeah. That was like one great lady. This is the one going, ow, ow, ow.
Yeah.
That was like one of the first YouTube videos.
That was the best video.
She's stopping on the grapes.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
What?
You never seen it?
I don't think so.
You've never seen that too.
It's like the first viral YouTube video.
What would it stop?
What would it stop?
It would have 90 Jigilin views. Yeah, it has all the views
I mean, it's one of the most
Oh, this is a best you've never seen this kid. No, I can't watch pro it's live news in the morning
You know how that's come with stupid shit. Yeah, watch this
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You're a national fan.
I'm having one of those.
All right, here goes.
Here she goes on the left.
Look, she gets all fancy with it.
It's a lot of fun, a whole day.
Look at her.
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I think she's like wait stop
Do you have the thing on that British imp? Yeah, oh, nothing. Well, it's crazy. What's up? Get on this guy. We talked about it before
It was a last week. Yeah, or just even this week. I think it was this week
I'm not seeing this 18 surgery in the team. Yeah, that's cool. You can you know light the Korean culture
But you will never be Korean do this is this is your pronouns. We love to you. We can be called Korea down
And Jim in me dad. We know he's mentally unhealthy, of course. I've transitioned.
I'm so, so happy I've completed my look.
I'm finally Korean guys, I have the eyes.
I'm finally Korean.
I'm a Ralph lift as well.
So I'm so happy finally I've been trapped
in the wrong body for eight years.
What?
And that's the worst part of the world when you're trapped.
And you don't feel like you can be yourself.
But finally I'm Korean Korean I can be myself
I mean if he's happy he's not hurting anyone Oh, yeah, it doesn't matter. He's dead
But we can't say you're from Korea. Yeah, it doesn't mean that oh god happy out of it
It's always he's happy that's fine. Yeah, it doesn't anyone to say that you're Korean. Yeah, he's also
I don't You'll fuck me. Yeah, still don't look Korean. I know the Korean right there. It kind of kind of kind of yes
But the shades on yeah, I got a good you look like a step sister from fucking white chicks
Korean well, he's that's an English man. He's that surgery. Yes, but but by the same philosophy if you say you're something
Yes, but by the same philosophy, if you say you're something,
you're like, I'm just saying that this is where we get into some interesting. We don't though, because I can't say I'm from Africa.
All right, great, but no matter what I do, I was not born in Africa.
True. And he was not born in Korea.
But if you feel like you are,
No, no, but to me, that doesn't matter.
When you come to science and where you're born, like I I can't say you can't apply that same logic to gender
Just I'm just saying right. I'm just saying if you start saying science you get yourself
Deplatformed I'm just saying so it's interesting how it's a but with it was not I find that different because like if you if you're trans
Gender and it's true people were born with different wiring some people were born different wiring like man I felt like when my entire life I've
gone through the procedures to be a woman my pronouns are her and she cool I understand
that's that's different that's different that's that's that's that's looking
race now now you're talking about race which we cannot buy a lot of things. What I'm saying is that what I'm saying is that there's
nothing, so that's like a science-trans ratio.
Hold on, you can't see your trans-racial,
but you can change yourself cosmetically
when you are a biological male.
You're still not gonna change your chromosome,
your biology, but you can change your look,
you can take hormones, but I don't know that changes your biology,
your bone structure, you know what I'm saying?
But who cares?
I'm not saying I'm saying I'm saying it.
But if you're competing in sports, that's where the bone,
well, it's not even consistency,
because if you're competing in sports,
you can have a discussion.
If you're just doing it to feel better about yourself,
I'll call you whatever you want, man.
I don't give a fuck.
But if you want to be, say you're born in Africa, when you weren't, then you're just a lot. Well, I mean, I mean, I'll call you whatever you want, man. I don't give a fuck. But if you want to be, say you're born in Africa when you weren't,
then you're just a lot more.
I mean, I mean, I'm agreeing with you.
Yeah.
But I'm just saying, it's interesting how we're sports.
It's only interesting when you talk about sports.
Right.
It's only showing talk about sports.
But the same argument as being used.
So the idea in the transgenome moves, this is how I identify.
And I'm fine with that.
Yeah.
But you want to call yourself a bad guy saying the same thing.
He's saying I identify as Korean,
because I've always felt like I was trapped in the wrong body.
Now, you and I, we all go,
that's a stretch.
That's a stretch, yeah.
That's a stretch.
But you can't be trans-rational.
You can be trans-sexual, but not trans-rational.
Yeah, right now.
Yes, which region?
But I wonder if that's coming.
Uh, well, I think it's really interesting is that with CRISPR-Cas9 with gene editing
You will be able to beat you a white couple can have a biological black child. Oh, that's coming. So
That's interesting. That's cool. Two great dance can give birth to a dog
That's the size of a chihuahua. That's what's gonna happen. That'd be cool
So it's just throws into
question everything that we've always held as being what it is. Science will, it's gonna shake up
our paradigm. Already is. We'll adapt. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Like I said, if it's not hurting anyone, I don't
think you guys just go for it, do whatever you want. I wouldn't say anything. he was like, dude, I'm from Korea. I was just, yeah, I was talking to him.
Yeah, let's do your thing, man.
Tell us good.
All right.
All right.
Okay, this kind of irritated me.
And I'm sure, like I said it before,
a lot of Asian people will get mad at me
when I talk about certain things.
But this bothered me because this girl who's Asian
got people to sign this petition against James Corden because you know they're trying exotic foods and some of them are Asian
foods and they some some of these guys don't like it and they think it's
disgusting or they they're gross out by it.
You're allowed to feel that way right?
Yeah.
So this girl is gross.
Yeah, some remember we had fear factor too.
You want to go back to the world up.
But it doesn't mean you hate the person because they're Asian or so.
It's just they're just their food that you don't like.
So we're not about with.
We're about meat.
First, olives are disgusting.
Yeah, so if they start eating olives,
I'm like, I need a petition.
This is ridiculous what they're doing to olives.
Petition.
What is a petition gonna do?
To sign it to make him a poll,
she wants him to apologize.
I'm like, okay, I'll play this for your quick.
I assume that girl's not doing well in life.
I don't know, she's a young girl.
I know, I'm a petition. And then, all right, I'll just play it for your place. I assume that girl's not doing well in life. I don't know. She's a young girl. I know.
I'm a question.
And then I'll just play it for you real quick.
I'm really thankful that the overwhelming response
has been positive with the 45,000 plus petitions
signatures we've been having.
However, I've definitely been getting
a lot of pushback as well, specifically from non-Asian white people. On the petition,
my main platform is Instagram, and I've been getting a lot of hate and death threats, almost
everything.
Which is not cool, obviously. But that's also what you sign up for.
So it's been, if you're going to go public with stuff, like you got to suspect.
Because I got in therapy, and I'm kind of dealing with this backlash on my own and I don't have
the I don't have you know maybe even the team that that James Corbyn has to rectify the situation
it's really just me in my room dealing with a lot of hate and death threats and even my Instagram
right now is Shadowband probably because I've had so many people report my account
because of the pushback it's been having.
So it's been really hard if he put out a non-apology,
put out a one-tenton statement on the Howard Stern Show.
It really made me, like, disappointed.
I cried a lot about it just because I,
just the pushback I've been getting,
and just the fact that he, you know,
just put out a one-sense in statement thinking it would fix everything.
It was really hurtful for me.
Him not responding isn't really going to affect him.
I'm sure he's still going to be making money off of that segment and his show,
but like I'm going to be the one.
So come up with a talent.
Continuously getting.
So come up with a talent and do your own show.
I mean, like does he care?
What she what she talked about.
I'm fighting hard to like really understand her logic.
Yeah, she's.
I just don't want she has nothing going on.
I just don't get it.
It's because people were were grossed out by Asian foods only.
They're just no, no, I'm sure you don't like blue.
We did balloon on the show on time.
Yeah, it wasn't even cooked.
We all were like, oh crap, that we're allowed to say that.
If we don't like it, if we think it's disgusting,
doesn't mean we hate your ethnicity or anything.
So he doesn't like what we're doing there.
And the last one question, they could answer truthfully
or eat that food.
Or eat that food.
Or some random food.
Sometimes we like fish eyes or belood
or whether the fuck it's called lily.
They had cow tongue stuff like that.
They had cow tongue.
It's not just Asian food that's in this category.
But she feels so entitled to be like,
he owes us an apology.
Like, no, dude, you're allowed to say
you don't like that kind of food.
It's fine.
It's not like a guest's.
It's not allowed to watch that segment if you don't like it.
Yeah.
So to do this petition, now she's like getting upset
that people are coming out of it.
She's a little, she's a young girl too.
She's a young girl.
She feels entitled.
Yeah.
Or she's just mistaken and trying to do something.
She has nothing else to do.
Sometimes, you know, people are clueless. just nothing else to do So nice you know people are
Some nice you choose the wrong fight and you're just a little
You don't have experience enough to know. Yeah, that's why I'll kind of out of it
You are what and then now it becomes mainstream. She's like I'm getting all this backlash
I don't have the same team. What would you think was gonna happen? Yeah, everybody was gonna agree with you
Yeah, if you're gonna go down this road
You're gonna get a lot of people don't agree with you
agree with you. Yeah. If you're going to go down this road, you're going to get a lot of people who don't agree with you. Sometimes explaining that to someone. Sometimes, you know, again,
she told me on her room, it's not as if I'm older to say, you might be a better way to look at this.
Yeah. Different way to look. Well, it's a recent. Someone has someone has to be in her corner
to let her know like, I would assume she likes the attention she's getting. That's the reason she
did. Yeah. That's in the beginning for sure. There's 45,000 signatures. So there's people on our side. We know this you can get social capital
By being overly
Yes, and you get a lot of social capital by crying victim. We know this. I see it so much nice irritating
Yeah, but after but after a while then what I know I don't know. I don't do you any good what?
No, I think that's what they're young and they'll be over this week and the next week
She's gonna have to go back to real life. Yeah, fuck man. I should put my energy in some position people just forget about that productive
Ain't that the truth? Yeah, you can do I don't know yeah, and like literally we'll be gone next week
There are people who are professionally offended and they are yes
It's and that's and and being offended is not an argument. It doesn't make you right
Yeah, and it's not an argument, but you can go through your life being professionally offended and causing and being an activist and
Marching and causing problems. When she's like I'm sure for James Gourdon
Who'll go back to doing a show and making money? It's like yeah, you come up with a
Deli, we can make money millions of dollars. He's also funny. Why are you going after the guy who's actually makes the world a better place?
Yeah, yeah, it's making people happy. He just makes yeah, he just makes the world. He makes the world a better place. Yeah, yeah, it's making people happy. He just makes, yeah, he just makes the world,
he makes the world a bright,
who's in book of more men.
Like that's where you gotta start book of more.
I didn't know that.
So he's talented as fuck.
James Corning, he's funny,
he's just always positive.
He comes out with funny shit.
Yeah, I mean, I think I have a new rock star karaoke.
Makes the world a little bit brighter,
funer, funer, funer, funer, funer, funer, funer, funer, sorry, you got this, you got this. I think I have a little rock star karaoke makes the world a little bit brighter fun. I don't call it rock star karaoke
It's carful car. Sorry
It was revolutionary. It changed the game. There are other people that go after right maybe there yeah, there's a bad people
Yeah, I'm trying to do bad things. It's just a game.
Shit heads on your stuff in your career and like get a job. There's that. Yeah, and she's young so
Oh, whatever. Yeah, you try to give her a bit of yeah I'll try to, I'll try. So you're going to rally
soon, right? North Carolina. Yeah. All right. There's a July at the end of July. I don't know when
I'm going there. By the way, helium was packed and amazing. It's not a normal electric.
Is it really filled with? Oh, dude, it was so packed and it was the first time in a year and
a half I've done a show where it was that like it felt like the old school thing
Words it's you know did cram and the energy. I love that room dude. I missed it so much. I fell normal
Yeah, I heard me with yeah, Herman right. He killed it good that motherfucker killed it
He was so funny and he's just so tall. Everybody loves him. It's like this giant guy. He's such a good guy
He's what he felt, dude.
His dad's a 62 year old giant himself,
and his dad was like, I still put a beat in honor.
But he's an old, he's sitting there.
Yeah, from Philly, like, oh, like South, South Philly,
like a real, like a real kind of dude of Kim.
And he's just sitting there going,
I beat him in basketball, my knee wasn't bad.
And he was, do you want ball play?
Could've played knee-a-b-b-b-b-b-b-b.
Like, ridiculous athlete. Could he play knee-a? He was apparently Jeff Foley said like when I said
is he a good basketball player Jeff Foley went like this because he's like it's ridiculous.
You can't you know but I always flared to a few people. He should be a little jittery.
No he told me he couldn't have been in the NBA. Yeah, so I mean when you say that I didn't mean that Yeah, because when you say that there are there are 10 slots open. So let's all calm down. Yeah, well, it's literally impossible
It's literally what college you play. You know, do you remember? Mm-hmm. I don't know
Was it was a girl I know it was respectable. Oh, is it Duke? It was respect
I hate when people say that way didn't didn't wait D1? Hey, did.
Yeah.
Play D1.
I just knew he was apparently-
What caused though?
Really fucking good.
That's what college.
I'm going to right now.
Give a fuck right now.
Yeah.
And it hopefully he's like,
well, I was supposed to go to North Carolina,
but then, you know, my parents, man,
I was thinking I was going to home, so I'm dead.
He'll tell you right now.
I'll be pulling him face time.
Yeah, that's what you're going to do right now? Yeah, I'm going to do fucking face time. You know, I got to the home so I'll tell you right now. Are you pulling face time? Yeah, that's what you're gonna do right? Yeah, I'm gonna fuck you face time. You know, I gotta be honest with you
What's up dog? What's up, dog? Hey?
Hey, I'm talking about how good of a basketball player. I've never seen you
But I know Jeff fully says you're crazy. Where'd you play? Yeah, where'd you play? Yeah?
Same same phrase is in Brooklyn, New York
Do you1 school right
now now uh... i you told me that you could not have played in the mba you were
very honest about it
and i and your dad said you could so what what you're now brennan said no it's
impossible my dad said i should be in trough ackman so
what is that i would bring the same i said my dad thought i should have been
trough ackman but it didn't work out for me
I feel you I could have been both Jackson. Everybody's father is a different correct
I'll sell my dad. I'll sell my dad is a different type of do we fulfill you so
Everything we say is kind of real. What's up?
I'll tell him you killed it this weekend you were great. I appreciate it Hey, man, the best thing I can say about basketball is if you want to know how I play we got it going play together
And then after that everybody can make their old judgments. I was a cheerleader. I don't play so I mean
I'll play but I know aspiration being the NBA. Yeah, no no fish or I mean
Like I said, it was just one dream. No, no, tried to get overseas.
Yep, and that's where I was like, you know what?
Different animal.
This is not for me.
Yeah, it's a beast.
There you go.
There you go.
All right, I had to check in.
Talk to you later, brother.
Later.
Not even close.
It's a damn bee.
Not even close.
Why do you say that?
Well, everyone says that.
I know.
He's determined everyone to just get a college. He's dead said that. I know. He never determined everyone in this college.
I was dead said that. I thought you said it.
No, it's just unrealistic. I mean, it's just...
I mean, that is the most competitive.
Well, I guess it all is, but...
They're all competitive.
Yeah. Also a 6-6 center?
It's never happening.
I'm sure he's good though.
Yeah. Yeah.
A lot of guys are good.
Everybody's...
He said that though.
Everybody's like, I was good, but I was gonna make it in the gonna make it me you're seeing it pretty he was pretty honest about everything. Yeah, cuz he was a real he played and competed
Anyone who's been at that levels pretty should be pretty easy
I'm just you know if you play for your ears and you're very aware of where you are
Mm-hmm, I get it
Well, why would you ask me if you played overseas cuz that's like the next step that would be if you didn't make
To them be a go overseas. So if you're not even going overseas. Yeah, I mean, you know, yeah
And there yeah, you can't be that's a that's a forward six six. That's a guard
scourge
Yeah
But you must have been pretty good in you know at St. Francis. Yeah
I don't know that call it why you why you but why you spurt now. I'm not smirk. I'm just it's you know that same Francis yeah I don't know why you why you but why you
work now I'm not smirk I'm just it's you know it's just you have to be careful
yeah I should be in the NBA it's like no no I'm friend and friend and did he but
his dad said it not him why anybody who played with the brine said it anybody got
checked because anybody that knows that any sort of level of that game that's not
true yeah yeah anybody that's not true.
Yeah, anybody who's competing is just him.
It's because I got to deal with all the time.
Oh, dude, I was gonna wrestle Division One
and then my fuck my knee.
I'm like, well, they have surgeries.
You could have surgery, right?
Yeah, but I say not to do it.
It's like, all right, dude.
We decide to do it.
Oh, yeah.
But there's also D1, then there's D1.
Like, there are D1 schools there. there's the starting five at Kentucky the chance
What is them going to be what conference the same Francis in I don't know look it up Jim which way to get what conference
What yeah, what?
St. Francis St. Francis Brooklyn
on. How many guys make it in the, I mean, how many big time D1 athletes just on my hand? I've been to St. Francis there. See, click on the St. Francis Division I university.
St. Francis has deep roots. The D1 college home to many top division one athletes. Well,
that's that they wrote that. They wrote that.
How many, the average Ohio State or Miami, how many guys go to the NBA?
I mean, NFL.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Like is it 10, 5?
No, it just depends.
Alabama had like the record I think this past year.
Which was how many?
I forget.
Get them out.
It's a lot.
But typically it's like astonishingly low.
Yeah. To actually go make the team. Yeah, it's like astonishingly low.
To actually go make the team.
Yeah, it's like, is it six, seven?
No, a team with that high.
Not even that high on the team.
I mean close.
Fuck.
Six for a team, not a chance.
Fuck, think about that.
And how many guys are on a team, typically?
53.
And every one of them thinks they're going to make it eventually.
Fuck, think about it. Not everyone can think they're going to make it. I mean, most of them do thinks they're gonna make it eventually. Fuck! Think they're gonna make it.
No, everyone can think they're gonna make it.
I mean, most of them do.
Didn't you say that?
Think about them being, there's 12 players on a team.
Yeah, I mean.
And then you gotta take a veteran spot.
Guys, you get drafted in the second round, have a hard time making it.
Jesus Christ.
So yeah, you should've been in the amazing.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got a better chance at being a senator. Yeah, know but I'm sure he was fucking good you know there's some
really good college players aren't just never made to them be sure well I think
he's I know he's pretty good because he's super humble and never says anything
he goes we'll just go on play he never would tell you he told me straight up he
goes no no way
But even if we went and played it's like I didn't play college back. Yeah, so obviously
He was a cheerleader. I played football. Yeah, you never play You know, it's like what are we? Yeah, I really good. You know, it's like that. You know, I don't know
That's all hard I don't have the Todd how quick did I give up a basketball when we's what's the best of all the tough. I don't have the hard. I don't have the top.
How quick did I give up at basketball when we played?
Yeah, we were playing 21, I think you lasted a seven.
Are you a good athlete?
Do you think, I mean, I feel like you have good body awareness.
That's just, I mean, that's like a hard thing to, like, tell.
Yeah.
I didn't like, I think we'd learn more about your friend,
Herman, if he was like, hey, I'm doing a pickup game
in Carmelo and Kevin Durant can be the
If you want to be play that's like oh, yeah, then we can do it. Yeah, but yeah, me and she pal
What about a fucker do and played hoops in a while great game though?
Yeah, it is really good. It's a Frances. Yeah. Yeah, let's get you
All right, so you want to rally North Carolina and there's a deadly venomous venom spitting snake.
Only one though?
He just won.
There's a call to sack.
Oh, it's actually, they can't locate it yet.
And I guess the cobra?
Yeah, it's called a zebra cobra.
Fuck.
A zebra cobra.
It's a bandit, right?
Yeah, it looks dope.
That's a sure venomous cobra, dude.
That's a bandit, right? The zebra cobra? Mm-hmm. That's a sure that I'm a cobra dude. That's a bandit. Right the zebra cobra mm-hmm
That should look so fuck is that I never heard that
It's really big to snake snake is not native North Carolina. Oh shit
Fuck is that doing out there?
The guy that was what someone owned it
Yeah, so they owns exotic pets and he does like an Instagram a TikTok and he shows them off
But this one I guess a TV reporter found out that it was lost
So they had to like tell you find out the guy who called the emergency he called the emergency room and he goes hey
I'm on the side of the road. I got bit by my king cobra and I'm feeling very I'm seeing
Double can you bring a senate out?
You know, I see tried to drive himself to the hospital and then start the work right quick
And I want he was in critical condition. I hope he wasn't why would you have a pet is North Carolina to but why would you have this?
Well, why would you
By the nation's kind of
Hospital for out yeah, I'm a call
Of course.
Critical condition.
Yes, it's fine for life.
When was this condition?
And how long goes this?
2016, so no idea what happened to this guy.
Oh, I hope he's alright.
You could probably find out.
Ali, that anti-venom, there can't be a ton of cobra
anti-venom in North Carolina.
No, there's not.
We have this Instagram.
Oh, there he is.
Snakes, fishing, it has got to be Instagram. Oh, there he is. Snakes fishing has gotta be him.
The last post was on 19 hours ago,
so he's alive and kicking still.
He's still alive.
That's all right.
Dude, there's no snakeies though.
I didn't get rid of the snake.
I didn't get rid of the snakeies.
A lot of, oh there he is.
There he is.
A lot of cats though.
Oh, well they look similar.
So that's all right.
My friends are cooler than yours.
Yeah, thank God he's all right though. Oh, yeah, you. similar. My friends are cooler than yours. Yeah. Thank God. He's
all right. Oh, yeah, you at least there's no snake. No snakey picks. Is this the guy though? Yeah,
I mean, that's yeah, that's a very unique name. And he also likes snakes balls deep in animals.
Yeah, he's balls deep. No snakeies though. You got really snake. Yeah, I'm gonna get some
fuck. I got a two wife. Cool. Well, is there it did? Did he post? Can can we go down I want to just did he post
where he fucking do we know that see he had a there it is there's a snake
okay what was that some snakey pick is there
there here
pretty grow up
down there
oh yeah
the possum here's chill with a possum
Right there that's a garter snake that's a bullshit. Yeah, that's a garter snake
He's around bees too. That's
That's a bee's in farmer, all right. His name is Ali you keep going keep fucking going
I think I'm going oh
Good. Oh, that's not that would be a viper. That's not a last bite.
I think that's not black.
Oh,
whoa.
All right, this thing is that a piece pretty
I hate. Yeah, fuckers. I hate those.
It's eating like a mouse. What is that?
Oh, it got a close eye.
Yeah, looks like it ate a mouse.
I got a bird or a crab.
No, that's like a that's a mouth.
Face or something.
A little mice or something. Well, it's got like a crab. No, that's like a mouth. Face or something.
It's a mouth.
And it's got like a mouth.
It's a rip.
Yeah.
That's a mouth.
That's a mouth.
Fuck that.
I don't like insects that eat that.
What about that fascinate that?
Fuck those fish.
Yeah, that's a fucking.
It's like a recycled wrap.
Speckled wrap.
Speckled wrap.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, they just stumbled upon that thing
Dude does the other picture him again, but I'm not let's go. Yeah, hold on keep going this guy's into frogs
You own a fucking King Kong
Now that looks like the King go Mexican black King. Okay. That's a black seat now. That's a black king snake
No, be cats mother snake not afraid of that tiny snake
That's a tiny little that that might be a copperhead.
Can you go back up and see if that's a copperhead?
He's holding the copperhead.
No, no, no, no, no.
This one in there.
That little thing.
It might be a copperhead.
Malking.
Oh, never mind.
I love this stupidism.
Keep going.
Oh, man.
Where's the fucking king snake?
King is a copperhead.
Oh, no, that's it.
That's it.
I know that.
Rat snake. Nope, those are stupid. That's a rat snake. That's a rat snake. I know that rat snake. No, those are too big
Those don't have that's a rat. That's a rat. That's a ratty. That's a ratty. That's a ratty
I got to tell that you know king. We got to get that looks Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Fix him up all this time. What is this? Nope. He's a snake handler mail corn No, gone dumb all dumb dumb is shit. You go. I'll tell you when when he did not have it
It's 20. I'll have it. That's not it. That's not it. We have to go all the way down. It's still 2020 right now. No, no
I'm going all the way down. Yeah, it's turning my eye
But I'll have to be friendly shit on his phone. El hefe is is there. He you know you're gonna find him when you keep going
You know, I probably killed that snake. You gotta let him go. You shot them
I also you've single at the time to yeah, you gotta his wife would have drove him
Still not a cobra 20 90 then he posted a lot a lot of snakes. Are you still in 2019? Yeah?
If he watches dude just send it to us. I'll probably do it on my spare key.
I'll be.
I'll be.
Wow.
That's got to be it right there.
No, you.
Oh, fundraiser.
No, you.
But he's alive and kicking now.
I feel like it's a Photoshop.
Dude, amputation.
Amputation is still possible.
No, that's.
Wow.
Well, he has all his limbs in the new picture.
And that's him talking on the news most likely. Oh wow
All right, all right, he's worried about his eyebrows run into the cyber
Just gonna connect I feel you man on a much room either
I
Don't like that shit King cobra's not fucking why would you have that as a fucking pet? Yeah
Didn't we didn't I say that they sound like a baby crying,
and then we looked it up, and it wasn't true.
I can't remember.
I don't think so.
They make noise.
What's up, dude?
I don't know what the street is.
What happened?
They got to feed it to me.
Oh.
It's either ends at 2.15.
That's slow.
Oh, it is slow.
Yeah, I think it's fucking.
Oh, the battery's probably dead. What else, yeah, I think just the time's off. What else you got to do? That's probably Oh, it is slow. Yeah, I think it fuck you. Oh, the battery is probably dead. What else? Yeah, I think just the times off
What else you got you? I know that's probably slowing down. Um, I think that's pretty much it. I mean there's
And nothing really that great
There we got a Grande singing karaoke
Just at a little place. Yeah, but then she's obviously kills it, but then the guy she's singing with is pretty bad.
Her friend is just killing it. Hey, you shut the fuck up, baby!
Is that a son of mom?
A son would hear.
Is that her man in the hat?
Yeah, that's her husband.
Why?
What are your feelings on that, Brendan?
Yeah, I fall in love with Ariana the ramen which is a thing like that.
Hey you shut the fuck.
I don't know.
You don't know.
You hate the fuck.
You hate the fuck.
You hate the fuck.
You hate the fuck.
You hate the fuck.
You hate the fuck.
You hate the fuck.
You hate the fuck.
You hate the fuck.
You hate the fuck.
You hate the fuck.
You hate the fuck. You hate the fuck. You hate the fuck. You hate you didn't tell him shut up.
I was nobody like you can shut the fuck up.
I know let us enjoy the broken thing.
You're ruining this fucking dumb model.
They were doing in New York.
They were singing Child Sweet Child of Mine.
And Axel Rose walks in and he goes to get the mic to so he can do it
She goes now
He's like this
Fucking dummy
That's it, that's it
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