The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 705

Episode Date: July 5, 2021

The guys recap their 4th of July festivities and talk Cat's bday trip to Vegas, Shapel's trip to Boston, drinking, Benihana, NHL enforcers, Rick and Morty's Wendy's pop up restaur...ant, competitive eaters and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:08 I think most corporate companies do have that day off like my sister isn't working since when I don't know That a new thing maybe maybe it's cuz the fourth fell on a Sunday people give Their workers the Monday off just cuz they celebrate with the family. Yes, right. Oh Travel so you're really if third so it's a long weekend They'll give their workers the Monday off just because they celebrate with their family. Yes, right. Oh, travel. So they probably have thirties with a long weekend. Yeah, it might be one of those situations where if it falls on a Sunday, they'll give you the Monday off. Everybody has been running hard in the pangol in the office because we haven't been a
Starting point is 00:01:35 pandemic the past year at home. Vegas was wild because of that. What? Vegas was wild because it was lit lit. You went to Vegas? Yeah, what's Vegas? He has to be traveling. Yeah, we went to go see Burr for my birthday on Saturday. How was it? It was fun. He was so good. Have you seen it before? I've seen not live. I've seen his story. No. Have you been to the store? I've been to the store a few times, but not a bunch.
Starting point is 00:02:05 I didn't know. Some people haven't been there. And then I lost a grand on roulette. I lost so bad that every single one of the dealers apologized to me because they said, it was statistically damn near impossible for me to lose that much money that fast. Did you bet one hand, or would you,
Starting point is 00:02:20 like you lost over a bunch of hands? A bunch of hands. I didn't put like, I'll just make a black. on the neck. I did that colors I did that a few times when I needed to make my money back Yeah, to try to stay in but I would try to hit numbers Yeah, and Stevie wasn't gonna let me leave Vegas unless I hit one of those numbers I hit one and I lost the rest see I stay on black. Oh
Starting point is 00:02:40 I was bad luck. Oh, I was bad back. I do black and they were did about basketball. We don't recognize red Yeah, I don't see color Only roulette black All the way. Would you guys stay at we stayed at Cosmo because that's where he was recording So it was nice Cosmo is really nice. I think they opened up a new one on the strip though. It's called resort world Fuck yeah, it's not as nice. It's resort world. It's not as nice. It's um towards the wind like at the end of the strip. Oh yeah. Yeah. They had a bunch like tick tockers out that weekend, DJing and stuff. So just packed with like young people and the old people trying
Starting point is 00:03:14 to get out because of the pandemic. Yes, Stevie loves it, right? And that's what I left with 45 cents. 45 cents cash voucher. Hey sometimes it happens like you're down 99 and fucking yes Yes, yes, five sales, but it was fun. It was great But you shout out to people who gave me that money on only fans for my birthday Yeah, how much did you they gave you some extra money? Yeah, so give me a little bit of life go gamble with that I'm sorry I lost I lost all of it. Thank you though.
Starting point is 00:03:45 I knew Johnny, I'm sorry, I knew Chris was lit. I was calm, I knew you were lit on for the drive because you sent me guest ideas for a finally kid. You had to be in drugs. Yeah, he was hammered. I said the same guy like seven times. Johnny was like broke, he's in a group chat. He's like, dude, how much have you had to drink?
Starting point is 00:04:04 You've set that several times That were you at a party? Oh, yeah, I went to my buddy's house for a while. Yeah, he was lit. Oh my god I don't remember like I woke up. I guess I sent some snapchat to people. I have no idea what the fuck I sent in them I'm just hoping I was clothed in it. So that's on praying for him. Yeah, yeah I was playing drinking games or everyone's so when I got there We like I had a couple drinks and then we started playing drinking games. So when I got there, I had a couple drinks, and then we started playing stack cup. We played that all day.
Starting point is 00:04:28 All day cup? Yeah, I don't. I'm still like, new at it. Like, you get a cup and you take a drink, then you try and bounce the ping pong ball in the cup. If you get in, you pass it to the next person, and then the person to say, you had the drink next to me,
Starting point is 00:04:44 she would try and get it in her cup. She'd do it before me, and then she stacks it. say he had the drink next to me. She would try and get it in her cup she'd before me and then she stacks it. I have to take a drink. I have a little school bear pond. Yeah. No. Bear pond was like, how about just fucking drink. Look at these. I did. I was look at these hammered. Look at these dorks. What's smart as you diversify this dog. I had no idea what I was doing. It looks straight. Yeah, it looks pretty easy Bouncing now Fug drinking games. So you got a hammered, huh? Yeah, yeah Would you do for the fortune anything? Yeah, went to my buddy Brian's house and orco
Starting point is 00:05:16 We have like a a bunch of us new each other for like Just 20 years since high school. So a bunch of us just met up there at the house. Oh, I forget how old you are Over 20 years over 20 years since high school so a bunch of us just met up there at the house. Oh, I forget I'll hold you over 20 years over 20 years I don't do you got a gift 20 years I Graduated 95 I was eight years old and 95 I was 12 It's so trippy. I'm looking at you guys. I don't feel that much different But no, I don't have a baby's when I was graduating high school. Oh you were she Born Christian was not even in a belly. Yeah, so you really remember Kerko Bayes death. Yeah, I remember a lot
Starting point is 00:05:59 I remember the boy you have cried no It was it was a scary thing that was like the first time I saw someone or heard about someone That's a famous rock star killing himself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't look like I don't think about it That's weird. I don't know I Don't get everything though. Yeah, I get everything though. No, no one's saying 20. No, no. No one's ever saying 40 though, right? Yesterday they said I was, no, yesterday,
Starting point is 00:06:28 Fourth of July, the Saturday with the party. There was like a white couple. They thought I was in my late 20s. Well, yeah. But there's a good lighting and everything too, I think, you know. So 30s, I can't see, like you know. I know 31 and 34. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Thank you. Yeah, you forget. You forget. We just had it. I mean, what are you going to do on the fourth? There's no like pop and fire. Like when I was. Yeah, you forget you forget we just had it I mean what are you gonna do on the fourth? There's no like pop and fire like when I was a kid it was lit We had my dad takes to the fireworks stand. Yeah, you pick out black cats M80s all the cool shit It can't be it's illegal here. Yeah cuz those fires those fucking Especially
Starting point is 00:07:00 Out your way. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, you can't do shit just the professional fireworks Those were popping on night and then tiger for the first time out your way. Oh yeah. Oh, you can't do shit. Just the professional fireworks. Those were popping all night. And then Tiger for the first time, he's never had a reason be scared of like Hornets and bees and they are some of the backyard. Dude, some Hornets stung that kid twice. That fucking Satan's devil's fucking army flying to. Just, oh man, I've never heard him scream out like that.
Starting point is 00:07:23 Oh dude, I don't think that feels good. You ever stood on my anything like that? A ton. It must have fucking hurt the way he cried out. Ah, yeah. I've been stunned by scorpion. The real, in the Arizona? Yeah, it was in my bed.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Smaller big. It got me, it was where I like this. It got me right below my balls, and then on my calf. Damn. Got quite. It hurt like a mother. The one that woke me up was and then on my calf. Damn. Got quite. They hurt like a mother fucker. The one that woke me up was the one on my calf. I knew as soon as I, like that woke me up.
Starting point is 00:07:51 As soon as I have, I knew that I was, I was like, I don't know, 23. I knew exactly what, yeah. My whole leg was just fucking shot the whole day. When was the last time I got stung by, I'm terrified of them because the kid I get stung so many times, but when you're a kid, you make it so dramatic. I can't remember what it was like,
Starting point is 00:08:10 so I'm terrified of them. Terrified. I've never, I've never had, I've never been stung by anything. And those hornate days are just different. Like bees ponder the world, we eat them, they make honey, hornate days, what are they hair for? You're just kidding.
Starting point is 00:08:24 I just can't ask. You're the bees jumped at Hornet. Oh, yeah, we're all that shit's insane. They fuck them up They fuck them up because it attacks one of them Which like they set like they set it up that way is it like a gang war? Yeah, I guess but one second vice is body one second the rest tear Rest is walking Hornet like the whole famed we're barbecue and all day there's music. Everybody's outside.
Starting point is 00:08:47 I'm like, dude, you gotta go back outside. He's like, no, I need to heal. He says, I need space. I'm not going out there. I'm not going to be space, dude. And he's crying. And he goes, I'm sick of this cruel world. I'm like, what are you watching, dude?
Starting point is 00:09:01 Were you come up with these random cruel life time channels? Yeah, I was a little bit stung by a fucking was, dude. He's watching Tella novella. No, I'm like, I gotta get him back out there. So I go, hold on dude, I'm gonna go outside let me see what I can do. So I come back in like, dude, talk to the head, horn it out there.
Starting point is 00:09:18 We came to agreement, they're not gonna mess with anymore. He's like, really? He's like, yeah, he's like, hey, they speak English? I'm like, what? Dude, you're five, just fucking roll it. He's like, he's speaking this. I'm like, no, I talked and be. He's like, you talk to me. I'm like, yeah, tiger. And then it goes down to this deep hole. I'm like, dude, just get outside for God's sake. I don't speak beef for fuck's sake. Get out there, man. I love how kids just like everything want to do. Everything's real. How did you talk to him just like everything what do you mean? Real every how did you talk to them like what do you mean? How did I talk to me like do he speak English?
Starting point is 00:09:48 I'm like no, they speak Spanish like no He speaks me and he it was you speak B.O. Yeah, and he's like oh, so what'd you say to him like I said to him? Like leave us alone Tigers on a bad kid. Don't sting me anymore. He agreed to it That's what's funny about kids to ask questions that you don't little shit No, never cuz you're like oh, yeah to be yeah, it's cool And then he's like you would another question in my head. I was like yeah, I'm just like Like to whiskey's in me And I had like two whiskey. He's in me.
Starting point is 00:10:22 I'm like, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, like, yeah, shit. We were talking about what we were getting. Like, we came to truth. It's not gonna mess with anyone. He did go out there. You wouldn't understand, no. Yeah, he did go out there.
Starting point is 00:10:32 He need subtitles for this shit. They're fucking terrified. I remember my dad, this one, I was so scared of bees. I was like, seven and there's a bee hive in our shed. Where we used to live in Aurora. And he's like, oh, here, I'm sorry sorry It was a fucking hornets like nass. Mm-hmm. So if you know the bee spray doesn't work on hornets It doesn't work. No, they eat that shit like it's fucking you know, gatorade It doesn't work on my dad didn't know that gives me a thing it was right spray them
Starting point is 00:10:57 I'm gonna go over here and get some stuff so I'm like cool I'm spraying and they're like what the fuck is this?? And they all come out, sting me in the neck, the back terrified. Puffed up, huh? Terrified, terrified. And the hornets, they have like that dirt, yeah, right? That a doby. Yeah, they build like,
Starting point is 00:11:16 off dirt, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a whole, fucking two level, fucking condo, and out of dirt. Is that it? Yeah, it's almost like paper, right? They're fucking terrifying, dude. Fuck them things, though. Why are they here for, dude?
Starting point is 00:11:32 I don't know. Besides to cause pain. Jim, find out what are Horrits for. Do we need Horrits? Do we need, yeah, yeah. And those black, long juicy ones with the abs, they look like little helicopters. No, that's a June bug. No. You never seen that black cornote with the abs. They look like little helicopters. No, that's a June bug
Starting point is 00:11:46 You never seen that black corn latte with the abs a little bit of hair on them. No, oh, dude I'm thinking of June help us Paul. They I'll get the fuck out of We have no figs no fig newtons. Okay. I can deal without fig news Okay, I can deal without fig noons. Yeah, who do fucking Satan fig noons like that? Hornets and pepper was prey on other insects help keep pests inspect Whatever man, they're here for a population control. I Yeah, all right, they're fucking but also who fuck it once last time you had a fig noot That's a good question. You like those fuck yeah One last Oh, man. One last time you have to know. With a nice cup dark rose coffee, nice fig new.
Starting point is 00:12:26 But they have raspberry. They have that weird like... They have different flavors out. Fig, but I like the raspberry. Yeah. And they're fucking nice. Harpass. Really? Harpass. One last time you had one though.
Starting point is 00:12:37 It's been years. Yeah. Oh, I'm gonna change my mind. You're under now. You're under now. Well, you're probably drinking, fucking, it's like, Munchy food. Ah!'t know. You're over now. Will you probably drink in if I can just like, munchy food, ya'll.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Ah. You gotta enjoy it, man. Don't pull out my drinking days, dog. Several varieties. See, they got the apple cinnamon fire, strawberry, fire raspberry, mix berry, get the fuck out of my face. Whole grain variety, fat free, come on, fat free, what are we doing?
Starting point is 00:13:03 A fat free, they have fat free, big new. Just fucking eat it, dude. I remember we bought those. I worked at a place called Fedco. Variety fat freak come on fat free were we doing A fat free they have fat free big new just like I need it I remember we bought those I worked at a place called Fedco I would for lunch we would buy a fig new in fat free and fat free hot dogs and we thought we're not gonna Be gain weight and then we learn later on okay their sugar carbohydrates Yeah, it's just no fat. Yeah, some fat healthy for you So they thought they could get you with the fat free. Yeah back in the day They're like, yeah, I'll hit you with that fat free.
Starting point is 00:13:26 And then, was this when you were 300? That's when I was getting a little bit lower, lower than 285. I was gonna say, I was gonna say, I was like, I know, you see fat free. I'm trying to learn, I was learning.
Starting point is 00:13:39 You didn't know. I learned. Now the hard way, no, nothing. All that fat free stuff, like, isn't like, it's bad to get it, right? No, it's not good for you. It's calories calories calories. All that fat free stuff like isn't like- It's bad, dude, right? No, college calories. College calories. And some fat and a lot of fats get for you.
Starting point is 00:13:49 But you fuck, oh no, that's diet, never mind. What? I say you fuck with diet coke. Yeah. That undoes it. There's no research shows that that causes any harm. But people big to differ. I mean, there's a lot of sea evidence.
Starting point is 00:14:03 If it was really harmful, then there'd be so many deaths. There's no real deaths, you know? You know, long and smooth. Yeah, yeah, it's been around forever. Hot second. They do say like the artificial sweetener can spike insulin still cause your body still thinks it's sugar. But there's no,
Starting point is 00:14:16 so like if you don't eat, there's no evidence. There's like no actual like data that shows that it's bad for you. I'll drink some fucking diet coke, so. I know you will. Yeah, I'm gonna be good. You can drink some fucking diet coke, so. I know you will. You and Stevie stay on diet coke. Love them. I'll do it occasionally.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Sometimes it's kind of good. I love them, dude. That's got a good diet. ZV is better for you though, because it's sweetest. It is. It's better than the artificial sugar. Sure. ZV is my favorite.
Starting point is 00:14:39 It's my favorite. Those are the best. The purple one. Purple one's my favorite. Yeah, great. Purple one, the great one. I like the fruity ones, but you like the sweet ones. I don't like the grape one. I like the root bear one.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Oh, but you like a fucking fig newton? I know. Don't get down on grape zivia dog. No, hard pass on the grape, anything. But yeah, I like the cream soda one. I like the yellow one and the brown one. You like that kind of stuff, I don't. Dude, the zivia Coca-Cola one.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Oh, those aren't bad. The blue is the light blue. Yeah, the blue, the blue. And there's no caffeine in them. Yeah, those are terrific. Oh, you know, we did last night, because we're on season three, episode one, of Games of Throne.
Starting point is 00:15:18 We had, we worked Betty Hanna's. What's that story about Betty Hanna's to do? Betty Hanna is just fried rice, isn't it? I don't how dare you the Hobachi where it's like you get cut like you're from flaming young yeah but they just you they postmates are dropping off and comes in this fucking So what do you order what do you yeah Benihana's like I've never had how I play like you can get the flaming young yeah Mm-hmm they come to the spicy fried rice. Okay, okay, so it's just I don't comes with the spicy fried rice. It's fine. Noodles. So it's just, I don't fuck with the noodles.
Starting point is 00:15:47 It's bougie Chinese food, that's it? I don't know, Japanese. Japanese. But I mean, when you're nice, when they cook it in front of you, the fried rice with the butter and everything and the onions, it just smells so good. And it tastes so good when you eat it right there. As a 30 mid 30s year old man, when you go there and the, I feel bad for the guy who's like, oh, he really takes it off. And they have like the onion and they put the flame the guy who's like oh he really takes all the fucking
Starting point is 00:16:05 and they have like the onion and they put the flame like it's cool it's a volcano let's make the fuck for the heart that's what it is that's what it can be oh yeah
Starting point is 00:16:11 you make the heart out of the right I wish there was like on the many of good checked you want the stupid performance or not because everyone if there's not a kid at the table it's like what are you doing yeah it's an I definitely see like a fucking shrimp in your hat
Starting point is 00:16:22 but it is cool when you watch it though ah man it's just not the main reason why you go to Benning, Hana. I don't know I imagine I imagine I agree with you. I imagine people go for the performance. Yeah, that's what I imagine Really the food's pretty cool. I can right hill hill pop it up flick it in your mouth Yeah, they do they do it in your mouth sometimes. Yeah, I want to I want to option You know they use one for the outside of now Yeah, they do. They do it in your mouth sometimes. Yeah, I want to, I want an option where I know. Yeah, any of that shit. You know, they use one 50.
Starting point is 00:16:46 I don't know. Did you know that? For what? I don't know. They use one 51. To clean or something. I don't know. To get you.
Starting point is 00:16:53 You can get, they, they, uh, they, they, uh, they, uh, they get the fire. Yeah. That's why. And then he goes, ah, yeah, one 51. No, uh, what's the name? A, L, DJ, A, L, K. He's dad.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Yeah. Created. Brocky. What? A,L.K. He's dad. He created Brocky. What? A.L.K. has one. He has one. Got that throws the cakes. Yup. He has one that's backyard.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Damn. Yup. That guy's legit. That's where his family made their money. It was Fanny Hanna. That place is great. It's been poking. Yeah, I'm good.
Starting point is 00:17:19 That place is fucking great. I don't know a single Asian person who's ever been to Benihana and went back for food. That's the reason why I just think it's like a touristy attract for people. Like if you don't like Asian food, that's like probably the best introduction to it. Am I interesting? I would say cream barbecue.
Starting point is 00:17:36 No, that would be cool. I think the barbecue is kind of like the same thing. It's kind of performative. It's not really. I was saying it's kind of like basic food, you know, just like that. But that Benihana stuff came out way, way for, before, before I even started going to Korean barbecue.
Starting point is 00:17:47 But I would go Binyana Korean barbecue. Yeah, for sure now. 100%. You know my mom worked at Binyana for like over 20 years, I think? She retired. She retired as a waitress. How do you feel about that? I hate not.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Yeah. That's why I know your mom's life. Did they give you your mom any benefits? No, I don't. I don't have any on my mind. I just heard a bunch. She served Kobe a lot. Kobe had his own table in there.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Kobe, right? Yeah, he loved going there. Yeah, of course he thought, fucking mom, blah, blah. Yeah, his own section. He used to go there with his wife and his kids. Yeah, I'm kidding. I love it. Yeah, the new part beach one.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Yeah, because it's lit. Is that where your mom worked? She retired there? Yeah. Aw. That's not true. She was a waitress for a very long time. When you're here.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Yeah, server and like a cashier person for you. The waitress is there. It's like you get the drinks, that's about it. Well, they have to do order stuff here. It's the food there. I mean, there's also foods that you can order from the kitchen as well. Like sushi? Stuff that they don't prefer right there.
Starting point is 00:18:38 They have sushi now. They have sushi. Yeah. I think that's every now. That's sushi for a while. You and Steve and you guys doing all this shit all the time. You know there's many honest. I've never had It's actually a fun gun to a guy Stainst man, that's fun cast away last night. Yeah, we're a cast away lit lid
Starting point is 00:18:54 We get now. Yeah, yeah Money just Changed it's the way every night We guys have a good view. Yeah, we had a good view Stevie tried to do like a fourth of July brunch for my birthday, but then what was your birthday? On Saturday. Fuck, happy birthday.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Thanks. Hey, hey. Hey. Fuck me, happy birthday, man. I don't know anybody. Thank you. You didn't say it. But you guys both also knew because Stevie posted it.
Starting point is 00:19:23 You're not social media, so that doesn that is yeah, but I'm pretty good I was like wait it's not today. That's why I said wait yeah true He texted me a day before Yeah, but we were supposed to go to brunch with my sister Stevie and I and last minute Stevie made a joke like oh we should invite Justin cuz Justin's been trying to hit on my sister for a year For like almost a year. Yeah, yeah, I a year. Yeah, I don't think it's that I just don't think they're like compatible personality wise But yeah, he brought it up a few days before as the joke like oh wouldn't it be funny if we just snuck Justin in and
Starting point is 00:19:58 My sister and I laughed like oh that'd be funny button hell. Let's just keep it three of us and last minute We went and we got to our booth. There are four plates. We four plates we're like huh that's weird whatever we sat down like 30 minutes in just a game late he showed up 30 minutes late this was your shot in he showed up 30 minutes late and my sister I are lucky I have so confused like oh are you here with another group of friends yeah what are you doing oh I'm looking at Stevie he's just? Oh Stevie he's just laughing I Have the double day go and he's like not great not great He said he would like move and she'd like yeah
Starting point is 00:20:46 Because we're in castaway they're taking photos. It's such a pretty spot. And I took this photo for him. He asked my sister to get in a photo. And my sister said no. Oh, man. But Justin's into that. He's like, this only makes me want her more.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Damn. Who got it to go play for? He's. Yeah. Damn, he wore T-shirt and shorts. Yeah. Yeah, damn Justin. This is probably casual. It wasn't a pool party. You've been a cast way. They didn't know cast was fun. It was a little different. It was for brunch, so everyone was kind of dressed more casual. You know, when we go there and they we get like they give us like cool shit all the time. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:21:21 because that manager. He laughed. He went to my aunt. Really? When my dad was in town, we went there, not the same servers. Servers was bad. Oh really? If we got my girls food, we all finished, then they brought her food out. I don't know if we'll go back. And that was my spot.
Starting point is 00:21:36 I like that place. That was my spot. It's not the same. I know. They're key limepies, fucking good though. It's fire. It's okay. I don't remember if I had it.
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Starting point is 00:24:47 series. Yeah, they put like a Rick and Morty drive-through area, like those old school, the Christmas drive-throughs, you remember they were doing that during the pandemic? It did, it's like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:57 So they, it's Rick and Morty themed. Yeah, look, it looks dope. They have like a pickle Rick, frosty, I think it is, it They have like a pickle, Rick, frosty. I think it is. It's grains, that might be an issue, but see, it's due. Oh, that's dope.
Starting point is 00:25:12 I think it ends, yeah, it's like says mortise. Oh, it's just only for a limited time. Oh, only for two days. No, a weekend of June 18th through June 18th. But if you scroll down, scroll down to... Pastry. I think it said, it goes to August 22nd. See, look at that frosty, like suspect green,
Starting point is 00:25:30 but what is it? It really does look suspect. Yeah, what's on top of it? Graham crackers. Keep scrolling down, chin. I'll dope is that. That is dope. Oh, look what they did to Wendy, hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Made it, Morty. Keep going, chin. I'm pretty, right? cuz I want to take tiger there see look at that shit Keep going this is out here. Yeah, that means the only one I'll go in through the mouth. Oh Fuck coke home when he's also released two limited edition drinks available through the August 22nd. God damn it, I can't drive all the way there to get a fucking diet coke. God damn it. It's like, yeah, show a past.
Starting point is 00:26:12 That sucks. That's really dope though. It's real tightrope. God damn it. You already told him you're taking him? Yes. Oh man. I can let it sit August 22nd.
Starting point is 00:26:23 I'm gonna make some shit up. Tell him the bees drink. I'm glad I talked to the. Yes, man. I can say August 22nd, I'm gonna make some shit up. Tell him the B's stream. I'm gonna talk to the B's man. Yeah. Wait, let's show a little, little extreme for the younger audience. Can't be. Can't be.
Starting point is 00:26:33 Kind of. Like, we're more to have sex with this robot. They're fucking in the show? Well, yeah, he has, like the family's eating breakfast and your hair just the bed going, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. And he comes down, he's like, yeah, you know, we're doing a bed going And he comes down he's like yeah, you know Doing a lot of homework out there and he's like all sweating and is under where he drinks orange juice and goes back up
Starting point is 00:26:51 But then she gets pregnant they have to raise the baby. There's some dicey stuff Some dice stuff for sure. That's cartoon ever though. Yeah fuck with it or not No, I do this so hard for me to watch TV. Why? I just can't do it. I can't find myself to sit there and watch TV. Really? I feel like I'm stuck. Huh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:10 I just can't watch TV. You don't watch any TV. Not anymore, not really. I haven't watched TV in a month. Just sit in silence. Yeah, well read. Or journal. Read your journal.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Just go home and read and journal. I think read. Yeah, I did. Are you from the fucking 1910? I have a feather pin. Are you from the 1910s, I did. He from the fucking 1910. Have a feather pin. He from the 19th he's all- I did it a day. You have a cap?
Starting point is 00:27:31 You put it back down. To the area on the pod, come. Yeah. But white Mike watches movies and shit, right? Yeah, he does. So you just, you'll see the TV and just be like, I have a TV in my room. I have a TV in my room.
Starting point is 00:27:42 We have one in the living room and then he has one in his room, but yeah, I just fucking get your news and shit. I don't, you know, to be fair, he doesn't really know anything when he comes in. Yeah, you say some shit. I'd be like, he's like, there's a pandemic. I'm in journaling all day. I would turn.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Yeah. I don't know. You just journal a lot. Yeah. That's cool. Oh, how was Boston? Didn't you just go to Boston? I love Boston.
Starting point is 00:28:09 I don't know why you had a negative connotation with Boston. That was some people with some shitty help reviews. No, no people in here. You read, you know, it wasn't a yellow review. I was gonna say, you won't watch TV, but you read, you'll read it. It's been a awesome fuck, no. No, no. No, Boston's one of the best cities in these coast. I think it holding a fuck. No, no. No, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I was just going out there with my buddy's band. They were playing a show at that house of Blues and Boston,
Starting point is 00:28:46 which is huge. How big? It looked big. Yeah, it's like, I think it fits 2400? Oh, huge. Yeah. But they bring real bands in there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Now, did you think, did you send me a video of all white guys singing? Oh, white guys singing. I told you, don't ever send a video that you're not singing it. Don't see me a bunch of white guys singing Yeah, I took a picture right by that Finway part Yeah, monster the hell yeah, I think it's on my IG story. I Can't believe you flew all you were there were just you get show us Friday night. Yeah, the show is Friday you flew Thursday Show Friday out Saturday. It's a long ways to go for that. Oh my god, bro that early and we flew out back early Did I post it?
Starting point is 00:29:31 Just conversations. Oh, no, I didn't there you guys are. Yeah, that's what we were able to sing or know No, I didn't sing with this one. It was like a it was a who's that kind of a little show Oh, that's why that's Toby's a wife Okay, she drives that old school Let's go party at so yeah, I mean you don't have to watch my stories. You can see Brindon spotted me on this next one 335 One more one more kill it on 250. I mean 350 no too easy baby. Yeah I mean, 350. Too easy, baby.
Starting point is 00:30:03 He had all the bets. That's over. I got it. I'm wearing a right necklace. I'm going to bring it. I'm drunk right now. I'm drunk right now. No, but you did.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Why was it a big deal to go out? Yeah, this bass player from this band called Bane, hardcore band, Dane? Yeah, you was. It's a reference to the Batman band? I wonder. I don't know. For sure.
Starting point is 00:30:28 For sure, probably. No. But the bass player had passed away a cancer and it was like a tribute show. You wanted to see these bands coming together. But unfortunately, he didn't make it to see the bands perform, but they still did the show for them. And did you know him? No, I didn't know him personally or anything like that.
Starting point is 00:30:43 So, but it was fun. I mean, Boston is just, it's just, I don't know,'m like personally or anything like that just so but it was it was fun I mean Boston is just it's just so I don't know some electric turns it turns in the purge after midnight Like I do the little bird and you get to or down around 1231 you walk outside. It's the purge. Oh, really? I don't a swivel sir. Oh damn. Yeah, we pretty much like did the show gone the the guy in the band the van And you know pie peace out or whatever. Do you guys stay in a hotel or Airbnb? Airbnb. The houses are, that's what I'm saying. I like the homes there, that's great.
Starting point is 00:31:12 They're cool looking. The problem with Boston, well, they have laugh Boston. That's like the main club there. That's what everyone says. You do laugh Boston or you do the Wilbur. Problem with the Wilbur, unless you're a big, big boy, you can do two shows Friday, two shows Saturday. I can't, I can do one and one. But you're not getting full weekends there. Yeah, it's tough
Starting point is 00:31:29 I would wait I'd love to do a full weekend not two in one night. Yeah, I can't do two in one night. Yeah, tough Yeah, because that you're like it like almost three thousand. What's it look like? I see a picture of it Wilbur Wilbur, it's great You did I hit on my age on like dude, or long in that, two years ago. Two years ago. Because of the pandemic. And broken open for me. Oh, he did?
Starting point is 00:31:49 Oh, he said, is that when he lit up that Heckler? Yeah. He had a scarf on him. That's beautiful. Yeah, Wilbur's iconic, man. Damn. A bunch of people shot specials on a Wilbur. Yeah, Wilbur's great.
Starting point is 00:32:00 How many seats in that, Mohaga? I mean, around 1400, probably. Right over 1, 1400 pie, right over 1000, that's the only thing. Is that, oh that's the owner? Yeah. That's amazing. Uh, the people here is just kidding, they want to hand me back. Maybe just be... What the hell is that?
Starting point is 00:32:21 What's up with everybody? What's up with everybody? What's up with everybody? What's up with everybody? What's up with everybody? What's up with everybody? What's up with everybody? What's up buddy, but so funny is every single one of us were looking at I know we That's why we laugh is like you That a great picture Yeah, it looks small inside. Yeah, but it's dope and I Like I like that the old school theater. I love it. How long's it been there?
Starting point is 00:32:44 Does it go far back? I'm sure. Because they have a lot of like old, old. Wilbur's legendary. Yeah. But again, I'd rather do, I know it's weird ringo theater club, but I'd rather do a Thursday Friday set at Laf Boston. So then I can hang out and fucking, I love Boston.
Starting point is 00:33:00 Yeah. It's a thing in my name. I wish I could have done a lot more there, which I mean I can't wait to go back there was really open in 1914 1914 damn old school History history. Yeah, that's a big boy theater great place though And then crowds are great as far as like comedy goes great some of the best I Felt I don't know like I just felt it even like at this show like the any of those He's got like like it really is great Boston's great. I'll see New York to monster
Starting point is 00:33:35 It's about it. I guess I haven't been in New York yet. I'm done standing New York. I've never been in New York Oh, yeah, I think we're there in December. I'm going to New York You know that's left. Yeah, so it's what sing. Oh, no, no That's a great song. But yeah What do you what do you what's what Vin you do there? I do Grammacy or Gotham right goth them goth them goth them goth them got me glad. Oh shit. Yeah, God. It's where Sebastian came up at that club. Yeah A lot of it they got those old school Gotham videos online too. Yeah, there's a yeah, it's a great club Gotham's dope
Starting point is 00:34:12 Yeah, Gotham is it. Yeah, there's I mean, there's a million place performing any plans for Europe Europe's tough because I got offers in Europe in Australia It's just tough because Europe's like UK shut the fuck down right now, dude Yeah The UK still shut up. Oh, yeah, oh, England's yeah, I don't think they're allowing people out like they're not like letting In and out. Yes, they're pretty locked down like that confirmed chin Is it because of that new variant? the f**king Delta
Starting point is 00:34:44 Entire Europe or just a London or something like that. Europe travel restrictions. Someone said is Europe a country that's one of the top searches. Yeah, somebody stupid. So many stupid. Europe has finally swung open stores to make a tourist first time since March. You will need to do more planning than once since rules can vary country country. If you don't usually buy travel insurance,
Starting point is 00:35:05 you might want to consider scroll down. What's it say for that, the ban? Both the United States and Europe, you don't have active travel ban's, barns, citizens from entering the US, travel ban, lifted March 13th. All right. Here's the thing though, it's lifted.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Do you really want to go tour out there right now and are they down to gather in large groups? You know what I'm saying? Like something ideal. Does he lift it or where? Doesn't he lift it? This is all, yeah. Wait, has the soccer been going on out there?
Starting point is 00:35:37 Yeah, I think it's kicking ass. But the stadium's not full capacity. I'm sure he's pretty late out there. Yeah. It looks like it's open, but it's just tough. So I'm bright there right now. Yeah. But so performing there, they catch all the references.
Starting point is 00:35:57 You wouldn't think they would, but they listen to podcasts. Like I was worried about Australia, Dublin, England. I did Manchester, Liverpool, all over. Manchester. Yep, now so worried they wouldn't get the reference but they get it. It was weird. They listen to the phrase you were doing.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Yeah, chill was there. It was amazing. When the fuck I didn't say it was insane. I saw that loop that that's what I was saying. Did that not feel 10 years ago? I know, it feels so long though. You and me and Jay went out there. It was incredible.
Starting point is 00:36:20 I had no opener. I know. And it was enormous later. Yeah, just by itself and Chimba. I got everybody You know, there's my boss He's a reason you're here You love the friendship and I come in the back like dude quit saying I'm your boss. I just started But I just started But I just don't have a ton of energy bike. All right
Starting point is 00:36:48 You know miss my boss But we did an Australia No, but yeah, no, but just me headlining fresh out the gate Ireland to not yeah, wow Crouching but there was good with all Australia and I want everyone yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all those boys New Zealand too Just me and Jim went to Australia. Just me and Jim and I barely started I barely started We were just We're like eating meals. I know it was like a weird blind date
Starting point is 00:37:18 It was like this weird sushi from the market like this guy's weird Weird sushi from the market like this guy's weird Higher I know mean chin that fun. It was just too brand new to go on a cross cut your trip together It was just too brand new cross cuz you mean fuck we went across the world I know I married at first sight you and you made it yeah, it was 90 day fiance mean Chen when Jay when Jay came by I need the other way Yeah, and Jay gets along with everyone. So, Jay was like the third, that was like the thing that made it super fun. Because now there's someone else there.
Starting point is 00:37:49 That wasn't like a, just too often. Wait, so Jay, Jay stepped on me, Jay likes to like explore, I don't like to explore and walk in, I like just chill. I'll find one good restaurant, a coffee shop and just go there. That'll be the thing. Jay wants to fucking see the family jewels
Starting point is 00:38:03 and fucking walk through all the castles. I'm like dude, I'm out. His idea for us to go see the Oklahoma City Memorial. That was mine, cause I was reading all the shit about it. Oh yeah. But he wanted to see that too. Yeah, he doesn't want to see like the weirdest shit
Starting point is 00:38:15 where he like, all right man. That was a mistake. That's right. And don't that feel like 10 years ago? It does. And when's that gonna happen again? Later this year maybe? Not this year. next year next year
Starting point is 00:38:26 22 next year you're up cuz you don't want to do your austria the same year. It's just too much travel Mm-hmm so you do you're up 2022 austria 2020 Yeah, you made like a cuz Australia is far a video I remember of you and Ireland I think oh yeah, they did yeah, well I think I like it out there. You feel great. I forgot who did yeah. I got through you. They'll wait. Yeah, he was awesome. He was super fan.
Starting point is 00:38:47 He was so sick. Yeah. Where did those live? Are they in the kid? I don't even know. They are. Yeah. They are.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Yeah. I've made like little Instagram ones. I'm not sure if that's on the YouTube channel, but the main one, the Dublin one. Yeah. That's on fire in the kid. Yeah. We probably fly out Peter and Kyle this time.
Starting point is 00:39:04 Yeah. How are team up? Peter, yeah. Damn, that would be sick. That would be sick. As long as you got Manchester on there. Yeah. Yeah, I'm all for it. Yeah, we didn't get to see too much.
Starting point is 00:39:16 I'll stop everything to go to Manchester. Do you know why, Christian? Play that shit, Jim. Oh, wait, sis This is my favorite one of this is He's like, yeah, I love being kind of defeated though, but it's far beyond good Oh my god, he kind of said what he's gonna do is go this way He walks his best moments right after that, so what do you mean the Hollywood floor? The Hollywood is gonna fuck them up
Starting point is 00:39:50 I can't be the Hollywood's I like a theater It's called the Sugar Fact Shooter They don't have comedy clothes, do they? And remember we got tattoos, too? Mm-hmm Chin looks the exact same. Exactly. Fucking the same.
Starting point is 00:40:07 That's so beautiful. Oh, it's Dublin. It's so beautiful. It's really amazing, dude. We walked across that bridge too. Failure place I've been to. Dublin, so good. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:40:19 I mean Australia too, but it's like neck and neck. Dublin's my favorite. It sure is love. Yeah, it's sugar club. Just all whites. Ha ha ha ha. And just crazy packed. Everything was always crazy packed.
Starting point is 00:40:33 It was like in the middle of the day. I know. We did one, I did four shows in one day, two o'clock shows. Up. Like Nunez, too. Is that a Connor shirt? Yeah, it says 49.
Starting point is 00:40:43 For 91. That's before the foot fight. they went nuts when I put it on Chilix a little younger Oh, that's a cool setup. Yeah, it's great Which clubs were like that? And that was our personal bar though. We just kept pouring constant Guinness. I kept drinking Guinness like non-stop Oh Man, I loved me some Guinness. Oh, yeah
Starting point is 00:41:11 You're out there at hits different. Yeah, it probably does and then if you want to mix it up You can put a little current in it where it's like this berry like syrup They say it's for chicks. I'm gonna fuck you ever you ever done the snake bite Where's like they mix the cider in the Guinness? Is it it's a yellow and black? Yeah, you were done there. Well, there's black and tan right that's weird. Oh Maybe that's what it's called. Yeah black and tan, but it's not cider Like the mix like a beer and then then get us That's a snake bite. Oh, it's called a snake bite. No, I just I just typed in that so black current cordial
Starting point is 00:41:48 Or a diesel yeah, I've got hey, I get a just beer inside it That's what I want cider. Oh, it's right here inside the Guinness can't tell though I mean it looks a little purple if they if there's light on it, but what was the club? They can't tell half bear half Guinness Like half the Guinness that didn't you and Jay go to the Guinness fucking Factor we did we did we look where we became certified Guinness porers damn you get a little Certificate really did you guys go to Jameson to I don't think Jameson Where was I when you're doing that? Just chilling you had a lot. Oh, yeah, I love prep to do. Oh, that's right. Oh, pressing stuff. Yeah
Starting point is 00:42:22 Yeah, and then once Brennan and me and Jay, we went to a bar to drink With Guinness with current they wrote an article about it at like two days afterwards. Remember? Yeah Oh, you being there. Yeah, yeah drinking black with black current because I guess it's like this It's like girl leave me or something like that. It's like going like a tropical drink at a bar now with like a sex I'm freaking article about it. But then is he, I'll sign it, me and him had that weird tip where people thought I was talking shit about him. And then me and him became cool again because he went to Dublin.
Starting point is 00:42:54 He was at a bar and some dude was like, oh, you're something like you're in the bread and chop drink. And he was like, what's that? He's like, the current you're drinking. That's what shop drink when he's here. And so he sent me a video. He was like, hey, man, apparently it's your thing. I was like, yeah current you're drinking, that's what shop drink when he's here. And so he sent me a video, he's like, hey man, apparently this is your thing. I was like, yeah, I'm a friend of the fucking right.
Starting point is 00:43:09 That's my son. Yeah, I love, that's my favorite. Cause what, they just drink the Guinness straight. That's like the fucking. We were drinking straight and then, then I think the bartender was like, you want something, he didn't say cranes, it's something, I was like, and I like panic,
Starting point is 00:43:23 cause you know what I mean. Yeah, you don't know. I was like, yeah, put that shit in there, okay. And it was so good. This is fantastic. It's really good. People in the place are really good. Really good, dude.
Starting point is 00:43:31 Oh, dude. It's best drink I've ever had. I know the people in Dublin are watching, I like catching. I know, they're like, I don't. It is fantastic. It was a good drink, that fucking drought. It was nice.
Starting point is 00:43:40 Oh. Dublin's the only place I've been outside in America where I felt like I was in a different country Australia's LA but cleaner England is New York, but different Dublin you felt like you really had a like you're doing a show for games of thrones. It was fucking crazy Yeah, my new Zeeland. Yeah, it's beautiful. I feel that way so parts of Montreal Really? Yeah, there's some older, like there's just like,
Starting point is 00:44:05 I've been in Montreal too. And there's like, and he been in a part where it's like super old buildings. All of it's, a Montreal is the older city. Yeah. I feel like it there. Oh, you know where I'm going, I want a vacation to Cape Cod.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Cape Cod? No one never talks about it. I was looking up yesterday. Couldn't sleep, looked it up. Is it, have you been there? It's already I never had any Because I grew I know what it is I know I know Cape Cod I know people who go and they always tell me it's yeah, it's nice Yeah, but is it like you got a kid looking to fucking get on grinder or the fuck it is like I'm
Starting point is 00:44:42 Get on Grindr or the fuck it is like I'm the Grindr. Grindr is for me, man. Out of cause kids get on Grindr and shit. That's Provin' Sound. That's Provin' Sound. That's Provin' Sound. But if I could get like a dope Airbnb, I found a really cool hotel there.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Is that be cool to go, but like I mean like it just never be. You got to fly into Boston, how far have you drive from Boston? Ah, I don't know. Is it more of a relaxing? I've had to go to Martha's Vineyard. Yeah, go to Martha's Vineyard. Really? I'dyard really that's like the bougie like eat like the bougie Yeah, that's what I like that's exactly what it's like relaxing. Yeah, good food. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, no shootings Yeah, Martha's vineyard, huh? Yeah
Starting point is 00:45:18 God you know it's something I look at real estate all the time. I was on Zillow looking at the houses of Cape Cod, Jesus Christ, dude. Oh my God. Yeah. It's like $20, $30 million. It's really bougie over there. But Martha's vineyard is even more bougie. Yeah, everyone's wearing vineyard vines on Martha's
Starting point is 00:45:35 hell. Oh hell yeah. To you. A lot of what you said about my iron, a lot of sweater over and just fucking. That's me. Yeah, the sweater over my neck. You have to have like a flat button down
Starting point is 00:45:46 for it on should be dockies what do you call them shoes they fucking wear dog Martin's dog Martin's dog Martin's dog are they were dockers and they have a no no he's he's sparries yeah very
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Starting point is 00:46:10 Have a little something just on your nose. Fuck that hard pass It doesn't like a East Coast thing where they were the hats higher What do you mean like you wear your hat higher like you don't wear it all the way down? I can purposely dress in like turtle for Montraiser. Uh, no, I just like to match. Yeah. Uh, what's going on?
Starting point is 00:46:29 Is hockey, is it over? Uh, Tampa Bay might win the Stanley Cup tonight. They're about to sweep a Montereyle. The series is three nothing. I can tell you really don't you know, fuck about hockey's Tampa Bay. It's not a huge market in Florida, is it? They are huge. They really, because they're good.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Yeah, another one last year, so now they're all about them. Well, they've always been like, they've been like a good team for the past couple of years. They've been often coming. Tampa's an unreal hockey man. You know what that makes sense? Because a lot of people, you know, how they move from like,
Starting point is 00:47:00 their jerseys are dope and come down to like, the warmer weather. That probably makes sense as to why it's probably lit there. The Panthers have a wild fan base. Yeah, like you just look at the panthers. That's right. Yeah, everybody on them We have a hockey team in Arizona. Kioates. I also my friend plays Connor Garland's a good friend of mine. He plays for the airs. Connor Garland is a good friend of yours. Yeah, you have no idea Didn't Greta keyplay for the cowdies for a hot second? We have no idea. I think he played for the Kings I know he played for the Kings I don't think obviously the oilers I thought he played like did one year with the coyotes bring that shit up, Jen. I don't know. I should know this
Starting point is 00:47:35 B Who you got Down the franchise was he a coach or so he did something for them Was he a coach or something? He did something for them. He parked her from coaching. He had a coach. He stepped down. I knew he had something to do with them.
Starting point is 00:47:51 Weird how my brain remember that. Cause I don't give a fuck. I think you do. No, weird. Think you do a little bit. A little, I mean, I like Wayne Gratsky, dude. You want to see something nice to you, no, no. I like Wayne Gratsky.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Like when I did shows in Edmonton and one of the people that run the oilers, like, whole shit, gave us like all access and we got to watch them practice and stuff. And I said, who's there stud? I'm a David or a dry side, which one? The young kid for the oilers. The captain? Yeah. We saw him make David.
Starting point is 00:48:21 I didn't realize he was like, he's like, the guy. Nice is guy. Nice is kid I've had. God is good. The watch the guy. It's nicest guy nicest kid ever. God. He's good Watch him escape me my brother. Holy fuck fast to send each other in the league Such a stuff is this a one that would get a lot of fights. No, no, he won't have a fight. No, he scores goals Was there someone on the orders that was like a big time out mark mess? Yeah, is that who the guy was so old school And I doubt you know that I'll remember that because Josh Potter who the guy was so old school and I doubt you. You're thinking of that? Cassian.
Starting point is 00:48:43 I only remember that because Josh Potter. We brought it up when Josh Potter was here. He said this guy was just, Mark Messay was a pretty badass on them, but he's not really like a, Cassian plays now, he's a fighter. He plays for the oilers. Cassian?
Starting point is 00:48:56 Cassian? Hey, hey, hey, SSI. I don't know. I don't know. Have you seen that doc on the, the fighters in the HL? Yeah, they all have like PTSD and I can't stand it. They're basically all happy Gilmore.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Like they don't have the skills I score goals. So eventually, everyone wants to be wearing gretski and as they come up through the ranks, the coach's like, hey dude, you're never gonna be wearing gretski. You want you just help us out and fight that guy. That was my first. But that would be a bit tricky.
Starting point is 00:49:24 That's their position. Their that would be rescue, like, strictly their position. Their job, their enforcers. So they're not the best, like, with the handles and the puck and doing all that shit. So I knew I was like that when I was young. Everyone might be looking up to be Wayne Gratsky. I was looking up to be Millie and Lucci, who was like a fighter in the NHL.
Starting point is 00:49:38 I was like, I know I would never fucking be Wayne Gratsky or even half the, like, even a core of the skill Wayne Gratsky had. So I'll just fucking fight you know ball of inner if it was the only way I could get to where I wanted to go what those guys are but on the documentary just the the trauma and the stress they have damn because you could be you could not play like the game at all and then like hey go fuck this guy up and the guys there's a Nathan Gerby he was five he's my height in the NHL and there's a photo with him and Zadeno Chara
Starting point is 00:50:07 Who's six seven one of the tallest people in the NHL? They're fighting. I don't know if they're finding the picture, but it's what like they have fought before it and it's insane But they're talking about how those enforcers like the night before like you know it's same like UFC You know you're gonna get a fight to my touch your job. your job. So their stress is like, so they have to pick the fight? Well, it's like, it's part of the game. Or it's all strategy. Like if it's a shift like the momentum or if it's down, it takes a shot at like the star.
Starting point is 00:50:38 Like McDavid, they take a shot at him. Then you're gonna have to fuck that guy. So when do the ref stop in? Is it when they fall to the ground? Yeah. So like if the, so if the fight doesn't go to the ground, like in a, they just like, they throw punches and then they let them tire out, like they'll be all tangled up
Starting point is 00:50:55 and then the ref will step in after. Yeah. Sometimes they'll stop the fight from even happening, which I'm not a fan of. I don't know. They're going away a little more from fighting. I know. I know. It's hockey, dude. But there's what we do. which i'm not a fan of i don't know what a little more from fighting i know i know
Starting point is 00:51:05 it's not you do but it was it was a uh... series the washing capital is played the rangers there was six fights within the first two minutes of the game so i'm looking at it was a little sometimes i'll not get to the route yet i don't know how to afford a young kid not the kid clean out
Starting point is 00:51:24 it was in it was. Look at that guy Who's that guy? That's Don Fry That's Kate You don't know that guy. No, I wasn't I'm like an 80s fan God you are ballsy and hockey though. I know I'm John you're not the names you and my as well be fucking portrait George Parros God he looks sweet It was John you would have the names you and my as well be fucking portrait George perils. Oh God, he looks sweet Is this face looks best though?
Starting point is 00:51:49 That guy right there go to the left Oh up one right there to the right right that guy's one of the best fighters in the league the guy in the white wrong cook Matt Tom Wilson. Hmm. Who's he played for capitals? Matt Tom Wilson. Who's he play for? Capitals. He's the reason why there was like eight like six fights in the first two minutes of the game against the Rangers. It was just all hell broke loose. It's crazy. You know how they talk about like graceful time like Jordan or somebody that look up wing gritski stats. Like as far as dominating the sport, no one's even close.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Oh, Vatican is close to beating his all-time goal record. Yeah, but he's played longer, right? No, really? I don't think so, no. You look at how dominant Wayne Gretzky was, even at like 17, all of us fucking... He's just kicking ass. There will be, never be... Can't uh, I believe.
Starting point is 00:52:34 He's really broken? I believe, yeah. He's from, yeah, he's Canadian as a kid. You ever seen his daughter? No. What'd she look like? He could've gone one or two weeks. Dime piece.
Starting point is 00:52:44 Dime piece. Dime piece. Does not look like her dad with the long nose. There she is. See a golfer? Beautiful. Yeah, super dime piece. She's made to a golfer. Oh, she's, she's, she's made to the golfer.
Starting point is 00:52:58 Damn. There's a golfer. There we go, go down. Dustin Johnson. Yeah, he's number one in the world for a while. Oh, B Who do you got sons are? Books Hoping sons that's what you're going for. Yeah. Yeah, yeah hard in the paper
Starting point is 00:53:12 I'm so dude. Have you seen their jerseys their city jerseys are so sick Which is is that the black it and it's like kind of like tie dye on what has the Phoenix on it so sick you like that one you don't get you on I don't know Yeah, I don't know I feel weird wearing another grown men's jersey. It is awkward I had a curry jersey for a second a Steph Curry They would look like we're in the older place. It was a perfect I got like a Sean cam of a Vince Carter Yeah, cuz they don't play anymore and then the jerseys I have that are like current,
Starting point is 00:53:45 there's no numbers, or there's no numbers, no name on it. Yeah, or they'll put your name on it. Yeah, but if they're out of the game, that makes sense. Yeah, like we're not the jerseys. And I'm doing that spurs, that AT&T Bud Light venue. Yeah. Like, oh, because connect the spurs, they make you authentic jerseys, or they're like, do you want a David Robinson, like, no, no,
Starting point is 00:54:04 no, no, those guys, I was just putting my name on back. I don't want anybody man. Did you fuck with anyone for the spurs though? Tennis Robin. Oh That'd be hard. He was a number 10 Jersey. He was really you do the spurs that was after He him him in the bulls you should go at it and then Jordan was on the pistons And also the spurs he's a nightmare really good nightmare. That's when his hair was all colored and he's a beast he's fucking insane how long we were pretend David Robinson was on all the winter is Robin. No David Robinson was on windstrawl like a motherfucker bring up his physique chin when they had the
Starting point is 00:54:38 twin towers shout twin towers when they had Tim Duncan when they had Tim Duncan and fucking David Robinson dude look at jack fuck Tell me that's not win straw son. No, that's nanny. Yeah, that's all nanny She's go to that picture to the bottom of the chin Look how much more jack is the tim duncan uh... no go up oh my god look at that one down there look at that trading card okay you go to the trade card
Starting point is 00:55:11 j come on dad come on daddy he's my dad's favorite player because he played it navy what about oh my god how long you know pretend how we end
Starting point is 00:55:23 uh... carmelon was jack city How are we? Carmel owns jack city You know what bumped you a carmel Alone just big carmel on you realize how shitty the father he was you're like God God you got hit that one Remember the one was playing at Georgia and they're like oh your dad was carmel And he's like that ain't my dad. Oh Is there any live interview on NBC, okay? Is there any basketball players whose sons like actually? Well, oh, Del Curry, Del Curry, and then also Clay Thompson. Oh,
Starting point is 00:55:54 yeah. And then Kenyan Martin, sons of Superbawler. Shout out to Clay Thompson for following you know, I.G. I appreciate it. Oh, damn, big deal. Big deal. That's a huge deal. Yeah, I'm like, whoa, hey, okay. Um, there's some other ones, but yeah, there's the ball. It's what a K Got it. Oh, you put clay like the I don't know these sports people he was working out again. He's been he's been back at it He's so fucking good dude. He can shoot his his three his like him him His step-couraged because you know how they're like you know to go pro and sports you come from the gutters and not from silk sheets well him and him and Steph Curry grew up in silk sheets and they're so fucking good at ballerals but now think of the advance they had though like their daddies or they would warm up with the team since they're a kid shooting balls yeah getting
Starting point is 00:56:40 tips from all the top pros all the fucking times so then yeah and then the school everyone everyone talks about how Curry put Davidson on the map. Yeah, he was a baller in that fucking Sweden. Yeah, yeah, and they weren't shit and how about that? No one gave him like a real offer Dave someone's like no school took a chance on him and Even when he tried to go even when in the NBA I heard he still weren't really giving a lot of soul on him. He's so good so good They still weren't really giving up on what's your soul on him. He's so good so good
Starting point is 00:57:12 You play a fucking bookers good. I know it's been exciting to watch. I think CB3's just Was like the perfect thing for them book or I've tried before biggest dick in the league Biggest thing laying in the league. How do you think of that honor? What? I mean, I'm sure there's some bench rider has a big old hog, but booker number one biggest thing laying in comedy Probably Rogan Brian has set a balls on him too though. We got a set of balls on it Brian some balls balls Biggest taking podcasting may be Christian Hey, short short so Got that piece bang bang motherfucker. I can got that mic armed dog So he rise up brother vouch for him Johnny vouch for oh really it got the dick Hey, I
Starting point is 00:58:00 Look at him different now. Yeah, what the fuck? Things dehydrate because you fucking drank so much over the weekend. Yeah, bro. All right, Jim, what do you got first? All righty. Okay, so Bill Cosby is in talks currently with club promoters trying to get back in comedy. I mean, I think I have a lot of people
Starting point is 00:58:21 who can't sell out. I bet you still sell out. You think you still sell out? Tell me this, Shabell, I feel like the black community is different than the white community and what comes with this stuff. But also at the same time, him, like, I mean 80 equipment, like the,
Starting point is 00:58:34 All 80 are like, All 80 are like, and they all have the same story. But, but, but, He's a technicality. But think about the support OJ got. You got, it's different. He was a lot of, a lot of black comedians,
Starting point is 00:58:46 didn't fuck with Bill because, even before they knew. He was mean to them. He was always mean to them. Yeah, he would chastise them, tell them about their acts are horrible and all this stuff. So like, it goes far as back as Eddie Murphy,
Starting point is 00:58:59 and up to like, even DL, Hugley, you know what I mean? Like, it goes. It's legend's now. Yeah, exactly. So like, you hear a lot of those guys talk about him and they were just like, yeah, he would call him like chastise me about like my set and like telling me I'm like, you know, being horrible on stage, like, he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:17 You know, he like, how about that? Like a call from Bill Cosby. Like he was like, as if he was their dad, telling like, what the fuck you do? Like, it's tough, he's such a beast comics, are you gonna listen to me? He tell him like what what the fuck you do like like it's tough They such a beast comics are you gonna listen? Yeah, so I'm like shut the fuck out. No, none of them listen No, I mean no, I say Eddie Murphy and Dale you do it shut up. Yeah, so that that's the only thing with that I mean, I don't know I'm saying as far as the crowds go though as far as the crowd you think people are gonna go to that
Starting point is 00:59:40 Yeah, I think I feel like I think so I to go. I kind of want to go just to see what his jokes are going to be. I mean, you are right. We do. It is a different time in a weird time. I feel like people here. He's weird because he got off on a technicality. Like, off. He's guilty of it, but he got off. But he said he wanted to when he initially got sins, he said he wanted to serve his full sins, right? Right, and then admit any wrongdoing. Yeah, refused to admit to it. So he was just like, I was just,
Starting point is 01:00:11 he was down, he said, I'm like, for a lesser play, I'm not a manned shit. But he did admit that that's the reason with the technicality, right? So he admitted that he did put the, whatever drug, he did drug those women, but he wasn't supposed to say that at that time So the prosecution messed up they got the answer from before he was supposed to say so that was a technicality
Starting point is 01:00:30 That's what I got us way off everybody go hard cuz they're like anal tech the Caledies for a Brittany And he's very good fucking ordeal dude hashtag free Brittany cuz it all because I mean I'm worse than worse. Do you see a dad? I guess there's shit where he's calling like a fat horn stuff. What? And then when he got out of the, there's still some. Christians I'm too hard on that. And then when he got out of the,
Starting point is 01:00:52 how fuck cuff is it? And then when he got out of the court, he said, I am Britney Spears. Like, what? It's a weird thing. It's wild. Shere came out over the weekend and said that when she was doing her residency,
Starting point is 01:01:04 she was around Britney Spears and her people and they were she was just hearing about how people were giving her a bunch of drugs to perform and she like strung out the entire time. It's just terrible. I tell you her whole deal was that she had shitty people in her corner the whole fucking time. That's what she in her now because the court system they still the right to control her life. Even the Elon Musk put out the hashtag free Britney
Starting point is 01:01:27 If Elon can't free Britney who can I need on her money and get her out of it. Yeah, but her dad would get that money I don't know what you do Mm-hmm she can't even get like married or anything she can't get married She legally has to keep a IUD in, which is a form of birth control that they put in your arm. How is that legal at her age, man? How? Here, here, here, like, I don't know if we're in the full story.
Starting point is 01:01:53 Yeah. Because for a court to go this extreme, you know what I'm saying? To go this extreme is pretty hardcore. Like we're not hearing the dad side. There's gotta be someone that has a whole problem. At the same time, it doesn't feel right that people are making money off of this concern. No, not at all. That's the part where I'm like, it can't be right. There's gotta be someone that has a lot of fun. I'm saying time, it doesn't feel right that people are making money off of this conservative.
Starting point is 01:02:06 No, not at all. That's the part where I'm like, it can't be right. There's probably something going on where she's very sick and she needs somebody to take care of her. Mental health. But also it's weird as the dad's like,
Starting point is 01:02:14 yeah, she needs help, I control everything, but also the bitch community percent of whatever you make. Yeah, so when it be, like if you were her father looking out for, when she put that money in like some sort of savings account not takes such a high percentage, if you have, if you were her father looking out for once you put that money in like some sort of savings account Not takes us to a high percentage if you if you if you actually gave a fuck about her well-being She's a cash cash cash manager. She didn't have any money
Starting point is 01:02:33 No, this would be a fucking problem, but it's all about and then her with our kids. It's like limited She has a limited visitation. She doesn't even have custody of her kids What's weird so that K-Fed got has a good yeah Kevin federal line says that he has full custody and he actually tries to keep their kids away from her side of the family specifically. I mean shit. It's I mean so like she just visitation rights every now and then but even that's a little for the kids. Old enough to see her like are they like they're like 16 like 17 so they're still technically
Starting point is 01:03:02 for the court to go that hard in the paint. There's something we're not hearing though. Now. I think that dad's a complete piece of shit But we're missing some puzzle that something weird. Yeah, I don't think everything's released. No, there's something missing Fucking so weird the free Britney hashtag free Britney. I bought I bought a shirt. But this shit was too small. Yeah It was too small. Yeah. Can't did this one. I was always like, I'm not. It was, it was like, you're fucking boobs are all fucking.
Starting point is 01:03:26 Teddy, you're gonna keep these up. Teddy's around. We're like, you're like, yeah, it would. It would. It would. It would.
Starting point is 01:03:33 Chin beef that up. Chin beef that up. Chin beef that up. Um. Give it to Kat let her cut it up, make it a crop top. Oh no, it's that, I gotta fight it. Oh yeah. We're gonna put it in the way.
Starting point is 01:03:44 How so sad. Does that money go to her dad or her? That's what I need to know. No someone made it Just like a random Etsy shirt you got It's like it's like hashtag for bringing you like it was like one one was like red and the other ones were like kind of like like You know like you do those shirts like that like the to go bags. Yeah, yeah, it was a fucking Excel. Come on, dog. No. It was like,
Starting point is 01:04:09 an Excel on Etsy is different. This is before I fucking started to wait for you. Wait yourself. Yeah. Do we talk about your weight on here? When? On here?
Starting point is 01:04:17 The recent one. You, I mean, Miss Friday just me and Brian. Yeah, it is. But did you talk about your weight on the one prior to that? He talked to me. I'm just, I just fucking weighed myself. He's a brave one. He goes, you have a good. You're so brave. I keep my shit. Hasag brave. Hasag free. Sh belt. He's free. The guy I'm sorry. He's free. The group chat group text me and Mark
Starting point is 01:04:40 Yoz. Yeah. I just weighed myself. I said, she fell. To what I said, I put like 270 or something like that. No, you were, you were at, I said, two 65. No, you were nice. You said, yeah, something like that. Two 66. Yeah, something like me around there. He said, two 60.
Starting point is 01:04:55 I'm just higher than that. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. That's what's going on. Two 77. This one's going on. Oh, wait. But he did hit 330.
Starting point is 01:05:04 Super easy today today can do 350 I bet you do 360 here's the thing you're eating the same as you were before You're lifting heavy like we lift like hard core heavy weights So you put on muscle and mass so you're gonna be heavier. Yeah, I think you have muscle But then you also you're eating like an asshole an asshole eating like an asshole. I know you are Oh, you're back to eating like an asshole. I don't know shit all the time with these man's stuff. No, we vegan I don't matter but with the we like salad and shit, but
Starting point is 01:05:37 Shut up. I don't know. You don't believe it. No, listen I love a good breakfast burrito. All right, the best best. Yeah, there's a lot wrong with my favorite food I'm 277 It's heavy man. Heavy It's made me built though And lean, but he tried to say that You know, he's definitely leaner when you start working out. You're strongest fuck now But what I tell you that my fitness my fitness pal if you do the 2 like 255 hundred twenty five hundred college. Yeah, I would even go lower
Starting point is 01:06:05 But that's fine if you go 25 okay So if you're gonna You know 25 If you go 25 hundred college just track your shit So you can eat your breakfast, Brito, but the rest of the day you have to tighten up. Yeah, no, I've been following it I like it a lot easier. Yeah, it's super easy. was like, oh, this is what I need it all along. Like I barbecue all day, nightmare, because when you barbecue, you don't have to have fun
Starting point is 01:06:30 with the kids, you're just fucking cooking all day. So I barbecue, and I added up the burger, and one brought, added everything up. I fast all the way to lunch, and then by the end of that, some stackies in the kiddo. And then by the time I got to dinner, I was like, oh, damn, I have 1700 calories to go.
Starting point is 01:06:46 Oh, so I went Benihana's, but when you add everything up, Benihana's adds up now. Yeah, because all the fat, 1200 calories, what's like every, like there's the rice, fried rice, then the shrimp, but I still under my calorie. What's cool about this, my fitness pal, it makes me not wanna eat crazy.
Starting point is 01:07:02 It like really takes away like, You're actually eating. Yeah, I'm like, oh, shit. If you have a like Doritos, like now I count them out, but it like add up 20 fucking Doritos. It's like 370 calories. Well, I mean, what the fuck were people doing before? Not, I mean, just, that's right.
Starting point is 01:07:16 You like, go check. You don't really, I mean, yeah, they put the calories on the menu and shit, but who's really? No, when you get out of everything, like to add it up and I actually know what you're doing throughout the day. This makes it easy, because just type in like,
Starting point is 01:07:29 if I have a Starbucks, like Almond, whatever, put in there has the exact calories carbs. So even this tea, put in. You can, did you get honey in there, some bullshit? No, you didn't have any honey. He doesn't have any calories in there. Yeah, I'm gonna. It's the fuck up but I don't fuck up
Starting point is 01:07:45 I'm gonna say to you I'll say he call me the fucking We got some condiments here in the studio. Yeah, we do he call me the fucking kitchen over there. I was doing Oh god, yeah, well that's calories.
Starting point is 01:07:58 There you go. But it's a little honey. It's for the I think honey's natural too, so I like it. Yeah, that one is natural honey too so I like it. Yeah Oh, yeah, when is that gin? This here? You think you eat a day, Chin. Oh, he probably 1500 No, I say no, no, no, I don't know by like one meal basically one big meal. I'll have snacks like but good protein snacks
Starting point is 01:08:20 Yeah, I'm 2000 2000 so around 2000. Yeah, but then I messed up too. I won't eat a lot of crap. That's fine. What's weird about, but like even though I'm at 277, I've been able to wear shirts that I haven't been able to wear in a long time. Yeah, again, I think you put on muscle,
Starting point is 01:08:36 we certainly got a ways to go. I think you put on muscle. That's what probably told you about right now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think you put on muscle, like you're just looking. No, like you put on muscle so you're bigger, but then you're also just you know, I said you're bulking You basically don't want to cause a bulk phase right now. She got tightening up daddy. So You don't eat much right cat. I never really it really depends on my mood
Starting point is 01:09:00 I think day-to-day if I'm cooking for myself. I don't eat that much I'm not really crazy with my food. But if I'm with my sister and we're out, I will eat a grown man under the table. Yeah, I can eat more. Yeah, especially my sister. My sister can eat enough for three people. Like your sister struggled with weight issues or no? Every now and then, yeah, because she and I, like, if we were in a funk, we tend to eat like assholes. Yeah, and then we get a a bunch weight and then we have to lose it over like Five like you haven't been saddened a while. No, no, I've been good. Stevie. Yeah Me like an asshole. Yeah, he doesn't eat like an asshole. He pisses me off the way
Starting point is 01:09:36 Right sometimes it's so fucking frustrating. How are you this healthy all the time? I'll be all the time. Yeah, I'll fuck you in your big dick, bro. How about you fuck you in your big like a big avocado toastish. It is sweet potatoes. You can sweet potatoes? Boy, I can't see more of that. Yeah, well, it exists. He takes out the yolk, throws it away, just the egg whites.
Starting point is 01:09:55 Oh, I wish I had that discipline. I don't. What else you got? So I saw this on Rogan's Instagram page and it looks absolutely fucking fake. It looks like a CGI video, but the, what is it? The Gulf of Mexico is in flames right now because a gas pipeline ruptured.
Starting point is 01:10:14 And then a few days later, the Caspian, the Caspian sea, I don't know how to pronounce it. Yeah, they had a eruption as well. And that's on fire. In the water? In the water. Let me see this shit. So this is the one in Mexico. Ova?
Starting point is 01:10:28 It's a fire. Water. Yeah, because a pipeline rupture. Holy shit. I'm excited. That looks like a movie. That's the oil rig, I believe. And there are other clips of boats coming to the fire site and trying to put it out with
Starting point is 01:10:41 water. It's such a weird thing to see. Yeah, how do you put this. Yeah, I don't know They use it. I think nitrogen or something and that nitrogen So that's the worst shirt in the world. It's a nice funny Holy fuck. It's surrounded by water. So how do you I don't know they probably have something else in that water trying to take it out, but I don't See it working that great Jesus Christ Hey, it's not loaded. It's insane looking. I think it working that right. Jesus Christ. He's not loading.
Starting point is 01:11:05 It's insane looking. I think it's floating now. There you go. It's so quiet now. It's just... It's just... Yeah, I'll be the fucking say. Azerbaijan. Oh, a lot of people are you?
Starting point is 01:11:30 There's a gas being seen one. No, this is the cast. We're too. Blast. They're saying it's caused by a mud volcano. I don't know exactly what a mud volcano is. It's weak, but the clips are fucking. Is that a natural one?
Starting point is 01:11:47 Is it? I'm not sure. Hit that shit. They're saying that it was an explosion from that volcano. I don't know if it was naturally erupted or if something else was. If we did something. What it looks like it's ending. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:59 Yeah. Jesus Christ. So that's scary. Um. Crazy. Uh-huh. Oh, that one. Here we go. So this is a big thing. That's the eruption.
Starting point is 01:12:20 That looks insane. That little fucking ocean. Mm-hmm. That looks insane Is that what D. Blue see was about No, those were modified sharks. They put bigger brains in sharks. They're all I do So have you guys been on Instagram and see have been seeing influencers try to promote crypto stuff? Not really. So, you gotta be careful with that, because what a lot of gamers recently have been doing
Starting point is 01:12:52 is they are getting investments through these companies trying to promote their crypto, and they'll sell their crypto to these influencers at a discounted rate, and once the influencers then go and promote it to their followers. It's usually younger people with like some money. Don't know what they're doing.
Starting point is 01:13:09 Who don't know what they're doing. They will then inflate the price of it and those influencers and the people who own the cryptocurrency then sell it all and 50% of the coin that they were trying to sell from the phase clan ended up basically plummeting, and they just did a cash dump. And it got so bad that a bunch of their influencers under this house or this like phase clan got kicked out, and it's all illegal.
Starting point is 01:13:38 And there's one guy in this gaming community that has been doing this for a while now, and so he's in a lot of legal trouble Because a lot of people are getting into the crypto space trying to pump a dump stuff Yeah, I mean this one of the problems with crypto rights. Yeah, the wild west So just to be a say I'd be very careful if you see your favorite influencers like promoting a specific point That's the thing. It's not necessarily people who are trying to promote like point maize or like yeah, these are all gamers So that's a mess
Starting point is 01:14:12 Next one speaking of fireworks. Did you guys see any of the fireworks yesterday? I heard a little bit honestly. I had to see one fire fucking So so last week a man was arrested because somebody reported him for having a bunch of illegal fireworks in his home. They ended up sending bombsquad over there after they found out how much he had. He had, I believe, 130,000 pounds of explosives in his yard. And then he had 140 homemade fireworks in his home.
Starting point is 01:14:46 Flexi trying to do it. And they were trying to detonate it, because it was so hot that they were afraid if they tried to take it from his home and take it somewhere else to be discarded of, that it would explode in the process. So they were trying to detonate all of them there. I heard the one that exploded in the truck
Starting point is 01:15:01 was only like 10 pounds of it. Yeah, and this is the explosion 17 people were injured including including officers. Oh my god It's dynamite man Basically, it is duty trouble. Oh, yeah Oh, he's a fuck fuck super fuck Also, what's he doing with all that shit? Who's in the fight back? There was a guy in his 20s who went to Nevada and he picked up a bunch of them brought it back to California because you can pay
Starting point is 01:15:31 You would pay four times the amount the original cost. Yeah, I'd be out from Nevada. So they're just trying to cash in for the weekend God damn. Yeah, I'm slaying and fucking die that might It's aggressive That blew it up entirely Okay Yeah, I'm just lying in fucking dynamite. That's aggressive. That blew it up entirely. Yeah. Okay. So it's only to go and that's broke the internet. It's just so bad yesterday.
Starting point is 01:15:54 Or not yesterday, maybe a few days ago. She created a swim more line with a company and people just saw what she looks like now. They're like, goddamn. She's such a baddy. She's getting thick and she is fucking worth. And that's fine. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:16:08 Mm-hmm. But yeah, she was just making her rounds on the internet everyone's like, holy shit. You look amazing. Is that tattoo? Yeah, she has tattoo. She has the like hands, the front hands. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:19 I saw her at the last factory one night. Oh yeah, she pretty in person. She's such a dimey. Yeah, we had earthquake while that She's such a dimey. Yeah, it was we had earthquake. While that show was going on. Yeah, yeah, I was like Selena and I just tried saving her. Yeah, outsaver. Is it sure? Sure. No. Yeah, okay. I want more from this. Oh, god damn. Yeah, this one's a shitty one. Happy a few weeks ago, but recently I started making rounds again because it was reported that the school that there were two schools involved in a basketball game. One school won and it was a predominantly white school.
Starting point is 01:16:55 They were playing a predominantly Spanish school in California and what happened when the white school won is somebody from their team had a bunch of tortillas and threw it into the crowd. Yeah, from the white team that won. They threw tortillas into the crowd. Someone caught video of this and was like, oh, that's racist. You can't do that. And they found out there was some random guy there who wasn't associated with the team. Giving tortillas. Giving tortillas out to the players and the players then threw it out. The guy who provided tortillas seemed like a older guy who was associated with that school, but not on the team They don't really specify but he said that he had no like racist intent with the tortillas
Starting point is 01:17:36 But he said they were supposed to throw the tortillas if they want in celebration But they Yeah So the high school strip of their on in celebration, but they still have to do it. Little races. Yeah, at the other team. So the high school got stripped of their championship. Yeah, that's the decision that came this week. Big-ass strip. What the heck? I believe this is.
Starting point is 01:17:59 Oh, they weren't throwing them at anyone? They threw into the crowd. The crowd was like close to the They would have just threw up like yeah, we want yeah, maybe that being a little different But the fact that you threw them at the crowd yeah, if you grew up through it All of that's different if you threw it like out because you can see and I just throw a bunch of shit across That was right there dicey. Yeah, that was that was it there is again You guys do anything crazy and about my own work after the He's kind of for Gatorade. Is that still a thing what pouring Gatorade on the coach? Yeah, it still is
Starting point is 01:18:31 We went championship mark had a funny. He sent me this thing He probably post on his story post a million fucking things on the story It's on to it. Nothing got me more hype than for my high school game. We put on that song That was me. That's it. I was like, nothing gets more hype when me and my team would put on I put on for my city. I would hope for my family. I think it beat 70 to zero. I was crying at that fucking theme. It's so relatable. And team just getting off my arm from my home. We both are getting it.
Starting point is 01:19:02 And it just gets cast. We we got to get it. It's just get cats was 70 to through. Oh gosh. It's. What did you get, Jim? You know what? My my high school. It was predominantly Latin American too. Latinos.
Starting point is 01:19:16 So one weekend we went back to school and then someone through tortilla spray painted all this racist Mexican, you know, against Mexicans. It was a bad on our campus. Yeah. So we didn't find out who it was, but it was like literally everywhere spray paint and tortillas everywhere. What racist stuff are they saying? What do they say? You know what they're right. You know when you're, you know when you're
Starting point is 01:19:40 back, you're so sweaty, they wrote stuff like Yeah, that's a weird derogatory term. I know it's since the term Wetback comes from like then working and like sweating out in the sun. No, it goes from there crossing the border Yeah, running away from water and water something like that. I've heard different. I heard different ones Both yeah Yeah, it happens. It just makes more sense. There's just an update on Paula Costdown. Remember we were kind of wondering if he actually had a hair transplant.
Starting point is 01:20:14 So his latest videos, he's what out in the hair. This here's not looking good. He's just trying to... It might be in the process of healing though. Yeah, so he definitely did, yeah, he probably definitely did the transplant. So it's just probably growing out now. But he looks fine bald. Right.
Starting point is 01:20:28 The top coming was bald, okay? Yes. What's up? He looks fine. The top coming on the other one was bald. Yeah, I think he just needs a shave and all. Yeah, I don't know. Do you think he tried and that's just, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:20:39 He could just be a self-esteem thing where he wants it. For sure. But he looks fine bald. Here's definitely struggling you know if i'm going to post of that old white guy let's see probably a coach or something or the hair guy
Starting point is 01:20:53 no it could be the hair guy or that could be it's all of the what you see maybe it's like the uh... the brisley president some shit c c president of some shit see
Starting point is 01:21:11 Vietnamese to English why are you translating Venomation I'm actually on learns of stuff what's the streaming company is extremely kind of that there's no doubt look there's this gonna be tough always something political yeah yeah oh wow okay So not the hairdo. No, no hair. Not a plug for events. He's a president, Brazil. There you go. All righty. That it? Let me see which ones I want to show. Oh, this guy. Let me just play this real quick. Oh, that's. Let me just play this real quick.
Starting point is 01:21:46 Oh, that's the guy who got his ass. Yeah. It works here all the time. Actually, before the hour, I was like, yeah, I should have put a couple. First thing you did was just trying to get in. Where's he sagging? That's his fashion. He scratched my head.
Starting point is 01:22:02 If you ever get in a fight, you know, if you get something you're no hard one, then you're saying you're gonna have black guys right here. That's a fashion. That guy is being real nice to him. Is a fanny pack over his get up. Yeah, I don't even know why, why would he do an interview? I would do a interview. I would just disappear. Yeah, I would completely disappear. I would come up with my hair and disappear. Yeah. He's trying to
Starting point is 01:22:45 parlay this into a career somehow. I don't know what type of career, but it seems like the only reason why I met that someone's like, Hey, we want to do an interview with you. Well, that so many people did that guy do with the guy who got beat up. Yeah, sons and four. He's taking like any interview he can get now. Oh, hard pass. Yeah. That is 860 like so. That's awesome about you. Yeah, this is also in the news right now. I guess she's accused of black fishing by only fans and stuff like that. So what is that again? What she's trying to be or like you try to look black is what black fishing is supposed to be?
Starting point is 01:23:21 Looks like a white lady to me. Put the tan. Mm-hmm. Literally. Look, they shed some nose work. She definitely has some work. She said it in the past that she's gone. She's gone and worked bad. She's a baddy, though. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:23:33 And then, that's her. Oh, what's that? It's just she said it was the lighting of the video and then all she did was change her wig to a black wig and then people started accusing of the whole black fishing thing She's good at her comebacks though That's why I journal and read it. I don't give a f
Starting point is 01:23:51 She's crazy. I mean I don't even like a social media to my stupid people And this also Every every July 4th. I know we're trying to get them on trying to get him on here or King of the state. No way. Yeah. Okay. He's California native. Oh, I think But another professional eater out of San Jose to his name is Matt Stone. He's huge on YouTube. Unless you're Yeah, why is why is that a thing? Professionally, yeah, dude. I mean, I was eating hot dog just that change channels disgusting watching me because they wet it right?
Starting point is 01:24:26 They wet it and yeah, but the horrible there's a Japanese dude He was awesome. He was amazing Koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-koby-k He's jacked like like lean and jacked He was so, he was a jap and his stuff he put a stomach down Yeah, that's why boy beat his ass dog I'm gonna smash the kill yeah, chestnut fucking nice What do you get time champ dog? What how many six hot dogs in 10 minutes? The problem is though I guess the feed was so bad So would you catch like a blue screen then you couldn't see him actually eating all the hot dogs
Starting point is 01:25:02 So that was a little bit of a controversy But people live could see it right? That's how I played Yeah, people live could see it for sure You couldn't see him actually eating all the hot dogs, so that was a little bit of a controversy. Oh. But people live, could see it, right? That's how I played. Yeah, people live, could see it for sure. Yeah, but ESPN's production clock stay on par with my Zoom meeting. This is fucking hilarious. Yeah, that's actually the actual thing.
Starting point is 01:25:18 Oh, how ESPN. No, I was watching on my TV. I didn't have any problems. Really? No. Maybe I got it like- That might have been like a streetie. Well, I saw it early, he was like like 10.
Starting point is 01:25:27 Just fucking deep-throening all these hot notes. And so wait, they have 10 minutes to eat as many as I can. I think he can count. He always wins, he beats like, no one beats like that. Yeah, that guy, it's great. Once he beat K-O-Shi. Yeah, he just killed it, he's not like out of shape, like fat and-
Starting point is 01:25:41 That can't be big dude though. He's just regular looking dude though, he's not like huge enough. He's actually pretty big, is he? Yeah, yeah. That can't be- But now like fat and that can't be big dude though he's regularly looking dude though he's not like huge enough he's actually pretty big is he yeah that came but now like fat fat big like big dude yeah Also fuck hot dogs, but you see this giant you see this giant black guy who just you're like he's gonna win for sure He's not he doesn't win. He holds like the record on like devil eggs devil thanks disgusting Is it that guy right there? I love devil. Actually not that big six one two twenty nine.
Starting point is 01:26:08 Koby-Asi. There's Koby-Asi. Five hundred ninety two. What's he up to now? Still killing it? Mustiller. Mustiller. Tom Brady underneath him. They looked up goats. Weird. That's what it is. What's Koby-Asi doing now? Well, let's see his muscles real quick No, he's like crazy jack super straight like rocks and that's just stomach all like protruding because the food And there is jack sauce and talking about soy sauce. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you still compete if you're on stuff?
Starting point is 01:26:51 I don't think it's gonna help you. He's a band. But this year, I don't know why they were tested for that. For a hot dog eating. Yeah, I might do dominating. Yeah, anyhow. I mean, that's a pretty much it. A nice hot, you nice hot you don't like what do you put on your hot dog? I like relish like fucking sour crowd mustard
Starting point is 01:27:13 Like hot dogs love them. I found this unbelievable place down in up in North Hollywood called vicious dogs They're the best hot dogs ever had I had one called the Goomba dog where they put chicken I'm out it's what I'm out it's literally chicken par my hot dog no no no really like your old fashioned dog dog this place is like one of my like all the weird shit like there it is when you have one the Mexican vendors where they wrap bacon around it? Like by staple center? Not the club, but yeah, sure. But like, you know, they do do them at the club. Yeah, they do.
Starting point is 01:27:50 Any late night spot. This looks pretty good. It can't tell. This is so good. That's like chicken with, see, I thought we were chicken. Just give me a fucking hot dog with the works, man. Relish. There's another place
Starting point is 01:28:08 Don't you want to shit your pants eat that? No, I can't get that one. What's the thing about a hot dog man? You don't fuck with hot dogs or fig noons You're an extreme. That's man. That's what you have right there. That's the part that looks like Parmesan. You look like it. That better not be catch up. That makes it feel sick for this. Can you identify it in these pictures here? I don't mind it. I don't mind it.
Starting point is 01:28:38 Number four. I don't think it's on it. It just looks so aggressive. It's too loud. There's definitely a lot going on. I mean, you have to worry about that. I'm trying to get as many as I can. I mean, like, 3000 a day.
Starting point is 01:28:56 Two of those, you're there. No, I just like do the works. A little sauerkraut, relish, onion, grilled onions. There's a nice fucking hot mustard. Next time you go to these, like if you ever go to boss or anything, it's kind of a troop. But like you said, you let go of the onions and everything on it. There's this place in Providence called only, only Ville weeners.
Starting point is 01:29:16 They're like, it says weeners. Yeah, they're not hot dogs, they're hot weeners. And like long weeners, the long skinny red ones. Around that big, they're literally probably the best hot dogs I've ever had better than that place better than anything you do them Three all the way hot dogs and staples that yep way better way better they come with like a I don't like be shredded beef on it Catch up mustard and onions all it's you don't have to get shredded beef dude Damn you're a picky eater, huh?
Starting point is 01:29:42 The regular American hop dog sake. This place is unbelievable. You can eat each other head all this shit to it. I like brats. You like brats, a big thick brat. Yeah. I think it's a mouthful now. Don't those look fire though? Good because they're not that big. Yeah. Yeah. They look nice. Yeah. That does look nice. No one is like hot dogs too, too. No, it's a good sign. I love them one is like hot dogs too, too. Of course, man, I love them. You like hot dogs, can't? Yeah, I usually like hot links though.
Starting point is 01:30:11 Well, I love hot links. I like a big thick, overcooked broth. Like you thought, crispy. What's the difference between a broth and a hot dog? Brots like a sausage, it's like pork, and it's like thick. You need like a spice. It's great, too. You're usually a grayish color. sausage it's like pork and it's like thick you need like spice it's like great all right usually a grayish color is that it I know what the pork you should I think hmm they're thick man keep saying
Starting point is 01:30:32 thick I know y'all go on eating about some fucking hot dogs y'all and ship house disgusting yeah all right too do you get that chicken hot dog in my fucking face if you're gonna do it do it all right fucking face. If you're gonna do it do it. All right. Broughts are less fine. Oh, literally some fucking hot dog hot dog just skinnier brats are thicker. Yeah no shit. Is that a chin? I think that's it. All right kids. Hope this makes you want to go get a hot dog. This Saturday first Calabats is fight campaign going down with Josh Thompson, Cody Garbant, myself and Bradley Martin. You can watch it live on the thick boy YouTube page. UFC two, 64 Calabats fight campaign. This Saturday live first sets in LA are happening
Starting point is 01:31:20 next weekend. Friday Saturday, two show Saturday, July 16, two shows Saturday, July 17th, two shows Saturday, July 17th at the Ha Ha shop. Yeah, I mean, uh huh. Since pandemic. Yeah, these are my first sets in LA. Uh, the Ha Ha in LA, July 16th, 17th, shop and friends of some funny ass friends with me.
Starting point is 01:31:38 Then July 29th, it's 31st, Tacoma, Washington, right outside Seattle there. Uh, Las Vegas got postponed. They didn't get a permit, so they got postponed, the grant opening, so that's fun. Good thing I already got my Airbnb there. Yay, Rallye, North Carolina, August 19, 21st, September 9 through 11th, San Jose, improv, September 24th, 25th is the big boy, San Antonio Bud Light,
Starting point is 01:32:02 Event Center, the courtyard outside, 18th, Diorina there there San Antonio stand up promo code for pre-sale tickets is thick then Denver's on their Honolulu tickets at thickboy.com or f-atkz.com Baltimore stand the fuck up that's next weekend that's next weekend you can miss my day man what is oh yeah, you're doing the shopping friends. Well, Baltimore, July 15th through the 17th with Gooby's joke house. And then, are you coming to hang out and bring it or not? What is it?
Starting point is 01:32:36 I mean, it shows then. Where is that for tonight? I think you do. LaHoya. I think I might be. LaHoya might be in the Lohoya might be Anyways August 26th We're gonna have to see that com from the chink is that that one that has the old dates. Yeah, I think Let me refresh yeah, you'll be in La Hoya. Yeah, La Hoya 27th You're just 26 though You're doing a Sunday. Yeah
Starting point is 01:33:04 We're doing Friday Saturday Sunday and. We're doing Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and then we're probably if we actually go with you Thursday. Yeah, man, why won't you come there? You may have performed there. It's the best clubs in the country. Hey, hey, stupid game up, don't you? You're asking to feed you a hot dog. No, you're not gonna feed me a fucking hot dog. I got this. That's not my, that's not my fucking 25, 100. We weed mate fit in there. No, we can see swallow broad I fuck you Let me see what that what you want to look let me see you mark swallow bright Oh, let me see you a march share of broad dog mark no wall never fucking just fucking
Starting point is 01:33:40 Is that a chin that's it? I wrap Yeah. Is that a chin? That's it? All right, we're out. All right, we'll play here. Go.

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