The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 706: Erik Griffin
Episode Date: July 7, 2021Erik Griffin is back and the guys talk the show moving to Calabasas, couples farting in front of each other, stripper stories, Bill Gates' parties, Trevor Bauer controversy, Rache...l Nichols controversy, Halsey's topless Instagram post, hot prison guard update and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Yeah, you're co- with co- with co- with studios gonna be in Calabassus
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It's fine.
You know what I mean?
It's fine, but it's not convenient.
You live in Water area.
Yeah, Magic Mountains Night's too,
but I don't want to go there.
I'm freaking, you know what I mean?
You're the real sister.
Right, yeah.
I'm not hitting up all the time.
I get it.
I like the makers game we got there, man.
Oh my god. Wow, Calabas like the makers game we got there, man. Oh my God.
Wow, I mean, Calabas is this cool.
Not to be cool, man.
Well, you notice, I think that everybody's
going to be moving out of cities because people,
you see this thing, people don't want to go back to work.
People don't know.
Not at all.
Wait, the people that are working are like,
I don't want to go back to the office,
that's what I'm saying.
There are also other people that are like,
I don't want to go back to work.
But what's weird about that is people forget,
it's like, they act like we haven't tried this before,
like Silicon Valley back in the day,
when it's expensive out there,
when they were like in their uprise,
like Facebook and Google and we're like,
hey, we had an idea,
how about you guys work from home?
Like they've tried this before.
Like what you guys work for home,
so you don't have to find a place close,
we'll just work for home, we'll get together like to find a place close. We just work for home.
We'll get together like once every two weeks.
And everyone's like, yeah, that's great.
We have kids, that sounds ideal.
After a year, they looked at the productivity
and it went fricking.
It started off popping and then they just got comfortable.
Like we ran this experiment before, man.
Well, I mean, they were forced to do it because of that.
Have to, yeah.
But I don't know what the numbers are now,
but it seems to be like, you know, for certain industries, it seems to be okay. I mean, I think it's like. In some people, yeah. But I don't know what the numbers are now, but it seems to be like, you know,
for certain industries, it seems to be okay.
I mean, I think to like-
In some people, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I think for like,
in Hollywood, this is talk Hollywood, you know,
it's like a writer's rooms, you know,
so then you got, you know, you could live anywhere.
I mean, I think the benefit of it is like,
changing like where people live and how we live.
Like, do we have to be in cities?
Could it be like, maybe now I can live in like,
even further out in Calabasas.
And you live in like Van Ais.
You can live in that, that's not even that,
I'm just close.
I'm talking about further, even further out.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, even further than that.
Like maybe you wanna live in Oxnard.
Maybe you wanna live in a far more.
Yes, in a far more so.
Maybe you wanna be like a country sort of feeling
and you'd be like, or even like,
hey, I wanna live in Wyoming.
You know, maybe I got a place in Wyoming.
There's something about it, like,
getting together like face to face.
A lot of that stuff.
It depends on the, again, to your point,
it depends on your job.
Yeah, but everybody got a bitch at work, they hate.
True.
Yeah, you're right.
Everybody got that, everybody's like,
oh, I gotta go sit.
My mom retired because of a lady she worked with.
Just shit.
Okay, so I'm just saying it's like, yes,
there is a sort of communal,
there's gotta be a hybrid way to do this.
There has to be.
It has to be a hybrid way.
Well, I know what showtime's doing
because they have that expensive ass building
there in Manhattan.
What they're doing is they can come in any day in the week,
but I think it has to be twice a week
or three times a week.
That's so, three times.
So if you have Monday off, then go in the office Tuesday, you have Wednesday off, go in
Thursday, you know, you can try and dictate your schedule.
Well, you just, that's not too bad, because I would love this separation.
Like, I don't want to work at home.
Well, I mean, well, that's, when you have, well, no offense to you, but it's, because
there's a lot of people out there that got shitty living conditions.
You know, like, so if you live in like a one bedroom apartment,
yeah, you don't want to work at home
because you already hate your place as it is.
Yeah.
But if you have like a two, three bedroom place,
and you go, this is my,
because everybody, like, you have an office,
you go, this is where I work,
through every place that's where I live,
but not everybody has it like that.
But what, to me, what it turns out
is going to have to be about
Good management because how do you you have to stay on your people?
So it's like yeah, you don't you only got to come in two days a week
But how I want that report remember that report asked you for on Wednesday?
You better be honest. That's you got to be here on Wednesday. Yeah, if you're me your pajamas
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You go pick a kid over you better get your work done. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
And now I don't wanna hear about your kid either.
I don't wanna hear about your kid, was sick.
I don't wanna hear none of that shit.
I don't give a fuck about your kid.
But like I have a friend who works in computers,
like data analysts and that stuff, and he's like, dude,
I get my work done for the week in two days.
He's like, but then they made me come to the office
Wednesday through the day.
I was doing my work by Tuesday.
Tuesday.
So if they were just like, hey, bro,
you have to get this done this week.
I don't care if you get done Monday, Friday,
whatever it is, and he doesn't just stay off.
He's like, I would be more productive and get it done.
But now I know it takes me whatever two days get done.
I'll trickle in one day, do another day.
OK, and I had a regular job.
I was working in office.
You know, what kind of work?
I was like, I was at a working at a school, but I was like working in the office. I was like the registrar
Administration office, right so
Be like ask me for something and I remember one time he asked me this thing and I was like oh shit
I don't have out I got to shit down in like 10 minutes.
And I said to myself, I was just about to get up
and go give it to him and I went, oh no, no, no.
He can't get this in 10 minutes.
Cause then this motherfucker go always think.
Oh, he gets in 10 minutes.
Yeah, I mean, so I waited like two hours
and he still was like, oh thank you, that was good.
I was like, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And let him punk you like that.
Yeah, man. So I totally get, so if you you have like if you're at home then you could be like
I got that done in 10 minutes now I'm like watching ESPN and I'm like yeah whatever it
takes just get this amount of work done this week then we're good.
Right. I say last man. I guess it's a different mentality. It's like a different psychology
of like how like office dynamics change.
It just becomes about like, you know,
then you want to hire somebody to take care of business
right away.
Like, you know, it's like, what, you know,
are you looking at just qualifications of like degrees
and all that stuff?
What do they do?
How do they work?
I mean, I guess that's the kind of thing.
More black and white, right?
Cause you don't care if he's weird.
Like if he's coming to the office and he's just a weird dude,
you know, like the weird dude. But he kicked that said, work. Yeah, he's great, but now you don't have to he's weird like if he's coming to the office. He's just a weird dude You know like the weird that's that work. Yeah, he's great
But now you don't have to look at him or deal with him. There's no more sexual harassment. What oh you know
No, no and harassing a girl
Yes, they do really
The camera kind of falls down and then
and it just doesn't tell you. You know what I mean?
Who's in my dick?
I'm so proud of that.
I thought it was Pail is Friday.
You know what I mean?
No, it's just like on the bottom of the screen,
just kind of like waving.
Oh, yeah.
It keeps going on.
Sorry about that.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I get hyped for Friday, so I'm so sorry.
Yeah.
That's exactly how people would be.
I mean, it's like, it's not gonna be as bad, you know what I'm saying?
Well, I mean, maybe, but I don't know like for a guy, like, is there still this idea that,
like, if I'm gonna be on a Zoom, I need to dress up. At least the top half. Yeah. Party on
the bottom. No, no, no, no, no, no, but what about it? That, I don't know anymore now,
because what was that? Is there a, what's near a correlation about looking your best?
You get, you work your best. Yep. So, I I mean, I don't know is that gonna go away?
Yeah, that's that's it.
Yeah, that's it.
Jay, you're gonna be looking to play good, man.
Yeah.
I would expect it to like if I owned a business like a straight up
business nine to five and we're doing zooms and everyday
Larry's and his jammies.
Yeah, yeah.
Like Larry, show a little pride.
Oh, like you know, Linda's got her rollers in.
Yeah.
Yeah, baby like that.
So I was looking at the fire. Oh, it's like bitch, Linda's got her rollers in. Yeah. Yeah, baby like that. So I was looking at the files and was like,
bitch, what's your baby doing?
Like, yeah.
It's a fire.
Yeah.
It's your baby in the crib.
What you doing?
You know?
The other problem is my boy, he has three kids,
and he's a big wig.
I won't say where, he's a big wig.
And he's like, the problem is work at home.
As the line gets blurred.
Like, my kid's gonna give a fuck.
Right, right, right.
He's like, so I'll be like in the middle of the call kid of coming dad
He's like damn dude. Yeah, Mike Mike my money guy is like that. All right counting guy, you know, he's like
He's got a four-year-old and she they four-year-old's on their schedule. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Then you know what I mean? So like when you're he's in his office. She's like what what are you doing? It's play time
If you're home, it's play time. Yeah, so you have to like I guess you have to like sneak out the door
Bye honey, and then you just like sneak in the room or something
I don't know I mean I'm so creative. So creative. Yeah
I was on a call the other day important call like kid thought it's been kept going fart
I'm like bro
You just got to tone it down for dad for 10 minutes fart
Then he couldn't give you 10 minutes. Far, oh my God. You're here.
Then he couldn't have given you 10 minutes.
No, he didn't give you 10 minutes.
That would be a fun.
Yeah, well, it was 10 minutes.
But once they know they get into you, right?
They're smart, man.
Yeah, I'm getting to you.
That's the most, yeah, they would just want a response.
But weird people at work is like,
it just depends on the profession too,
because like, so I have these like,
you know, not accountants, but what is the tax too, because like, I, so I have these like, you know, what, not accountants, but what is the,
the tax type, you know, what are those called?
CPAs.
So I went into the CPA office that I go to
because I was having like this.
You know, when you're incorporating, man, it's the worst.
It's a lot.
It's so, it's so fucking complicated with all the paperwork.
So I was like, damn, I had to,
I'm sitting in a room of just weirdos.
Those number nerds.
Number nerds, dude, I'm talking about you.
That's all they know.
On the spectrum of just like, you know, it was just like, man,
it was like an autistic circus.
Yeah.
Autistic homophane.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's throwing numbers at you.
Yeah, man, I was like, wow, brilliant.
But it's like, what is it about?
Like everybody that seems to be this, like that, brilliant.
And what they, you know what I mean?
It's like, good ass burgers, not a good ass bag.
That's good at that aspect.
Yeah, they have this thing.
And the soul-shape aspect, it's usually,
and not that they give a fuck.
Like, I don't care, dog.
Mike, I have a buddy of mine, his name is Dylan Dixteen.
I met him on the Logan Paul podcast.
Okay. And he's this guy who's like, good friend of mine, his name is Dylan Dixting. I met him on the Logan Paul podcast.
And he's this guy who's like,
good friend of mine now.
And he's like trying to be an astronaut, you know?
Oh damn.
And I was just casually talking to him.
He was like, I wanna go to Mars, you know?
And he's actually in the program right now.
And he's like in line.
So he's smart, smart.
Yeah, he's a smart dude.
And so I had him on my podcast too
and I was just talking to him.
His, I don't even know if you could find him,
but he's on Instagram, it's Dylan Dixting.
And he was like, but like one of the things I love,
he said to me, and I can tell he's on that,
he's there someplace, you know what I mean?
He's on the website.
But he's functional and he's like cool dude, you know what I mean?
And, but he said to me like, he was like,
I used to be a fat kid.
You know, he was a fat kid.
And I said, well, what did you do? He was like well? I just googled
How to lose weight
And he did that very literal damn you know, what do you mean? I I googled how to
You're all right there. Yeah cool. That's my good buddy
Which guy and he's in the program. He's he's been in the Mars program
He's trying to he can be a fat guy. Yeah, he used to be a fat guy on the right, you know?
And he's like, and I always use that story of like when people say,
oh, it's so hard to lose weight and this and this and that.
And I was like, this kid really was like, he was like,
my afflons, he lost weight.
He said, I Googled how to lose weight.
And it said eat less and do this.
And he was like, and I did, I listen to him.
Yeah, it's so damn crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Damn, really it worked. And then he's like, and what I'm saying is It's a damn crazy. Yeah, yeah, damn, really it worked.
And then he's like, and what I'm saying is he's a ladies man
and he's like, you know what I mean?
Hit for him, man, that's dope.
I don't want to put him on blast,
but like, you know, still, yeah, that's impressive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I was at this birthday party and this,
that I was talking to dad, you know, especially now,
it's like, oh, after preschool,
it's like, we're just kid, get into it.
It's like college, like, you know, Berkeley or that's it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I go, my kids go in there, like, all that makes sense, that's something great for me. I go, we're just kid get into it's like college like you know Berkeley or that's it yeah yeah yeah and I go my kids going there like all that makes sense that's
something great for me we're just kid getting it I won't say the school I don't want to out
of them but it's a school for special students and his daughter was a genius her IQ was higher
than Elon Musk and I was like damn dog I was like hopefully her and Tiger get together
smart ass girls she me the next Elon Musk he's like yeah I'm like, hopefully her and Tiger get together, smart as girls, she made a next deal on us. And he's like, yeah, I'm like, you must be thrilled.
He's like, yeah, but man, there's,
there comes different problems when she's that smart.
Oh, I'm just that smart.
He was like, you see, as a sister, genius too,
he's like, she's smart, she's not a sister.
Yeah.
Her sister's like from the third world.
He's like, she was reading at one,
speaking full sentences at one, which is on her.
Oh, that sounds annoying. He's like, we can show her something.
Yeah, he was like, we can show it.
It does, right?
Monster.
Got my milk?
I'm going to get it.
Is this it?
This is super certain.
Yeah.
This is the look at it.
Is this old milk?
They just give me that.
You're one real milk.
Not because I'm a kid in smart like that.
You go, don't do that.
Why?
Explain me why I explained it. Because right now, I'm a kid in a smart like that. You go, don't do that. Why? Explain me.
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You're seeing that show on the spectrum. No, you know
Dating show of like for autistic people and it's just it's so tough. I heard of it
You think it's one of that shows it's so touch you'll be boo-hooing you said one of the dudes just didn't give a fuck
He just would just say shit. Well, there's one girl with red hair with fart. You remember?
Oh yeah.
It was like, am, girl.
Yeah, am.
You already got the fucked up teeth.
You know, farting from the day two.
She's like, I just like to be up,
I like to be up front.
I was like, well, there we go.
No one can't rest.
Here we go.
No one can see.
Can I tell you something though?
Can I tell you something though?
Here's the thing.
They all lie at first anyway.
Like, I'm saying like, you know,
I don't wanna say regular, but let's say regular chicks,
you know, like who or not have that issue
of being autistic, whatever it is.
I don't know what you wanna call it.
She was an infartan.
That's her, oh, dang.
She gave a fuck.
Yeah, but they all, what I'm saying is,
after you've been in a relationship
two, three years with a chick, all of a sudden,
they do a shit, you go, where was this?
My girl's never done it.
My girl's never done it?
Never she won't farm for you never
You guys laugh about it. Yeah, because now she's like it's an intimate thing for her She makes it intimate from when I do it though. It's like I can't believe you
Love you
I can't believe you make it so hard to love you
Like yeah, I'll just follow you
Well, it's because you gave me that food
You know I don't like broccoli I think it makes things into me like my chicken shit and like
Had the door open and try to make eye contact. Oh, yeah
I make eye contact. Oh yeah.
She's like, this look at me.
Hard, man.
She's like, you know what I did?
What are you doing?
Hard, look at me.
And it's like, it's just a whole, like, it's just a, you know what I mean?
But I encourage like being yourself, being completely yourself, being as vulnerable as
you need to be.
It's honest.
All your insecurities, whatever it is, I try to make many more times.
Bet you better have full makeup on.
No, you're trash.
You're trash. That girl's living like in a hell. Yeah. She better have full makeup on oh Living like in a hell yeah
She's putting her makeup on crying
She's with her best life they cool in the gang the other day. Yeah, she went to cool in the game. Yeah, she was all cool in the gang
Front row
She puts up on yeah, this week put up with it. Yeah, you you had a titties out on the girl
You know what you sign up for she's like well, I well, I'm like, you're in the front row.
Trust me, you were a, for all,
870, 8-year-old dudes, like, she didn't,
and then she came home, she's like,
they were singing to me, I'm like, yeah!
You know, there's one by 40.
Get your tits, how would you think it was gonna happen?
Yeah, if you were a, if you were a shift supervisor
at El Playo Locos, she'd be part of it
all the time, the fuck her.
Just FYI.
That's why Bill Gates got divorced. The first thing she did was
It's like that you see the kid the kid who in high school the door couldn't get any of the girls
Develops fucking Microsoft and has a billion dollars. Yeah, he's throwing parties.
Like, can you believe us Hito naked parties as house all these girls?
Yeah, bitch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what you think he was.
Yeah, I could believe it.
Yeah, he probably is an craziest shit.
W island.
Yeah, I bet his friends like, can we really do this?
What's that shit called?
SNM, right?
No, it was like, what's that term, what's the term cruise movie?
What's the term cruise movie? Oh, uh, eyes wide shut.
Yes.
It was that kind of shit.
Get that.
Some illuminati shit.
Yeah.
You know,
we're all got that.
Yeah, we just like, yeah, you have to sign the NDA and take your cell phone, you know.
And it's probably, I've been to a party where they take your cell phone and you sign the NDA.
It's like damn.
Yeah, actually, I have.
That's about me, Lynn.
They did take my cell phone because I think it was a grown ass man,
but Justin Bieber's 22nd birthday party,
you had to sign an NDA.
Really?
Makes sense, so.
Yeah, let me tell you what happened.
So here's what happened, remember?
Here gets sued, we gonna hear from again.
No, but it's like if you think about like,
I like it.
I can money by anything.
Okay, I saw an article about like stripper stories.
Okay, it was like it was just strippers telling their-
Like stripper tales?
Stripper tales, you know.
It should be a podcast.
And one of the, it really should, you know.
And one of the girls was like, she goes,
listen, I saw my dad's best friend at,
he was at the strip club and he paid me 20 grand for the night and she was like
I don't regret it at all and it's just like okay do you you know you you need to hear
more stories like that because all the stories be here is like terrible but I mean so
extrapolate that to like your bill gates you know your bill gates money like it's like
somebody approaches you you're a college student broke. And he got the kind of money where it could be life changing.
You know what I'm saying?
Sure, yeah, you see.
I'm not life changing.
So you know, you go instead of like,
it's all about your mentality.
But a bill gates is like, yeah, you're gonna be at this party,
you're gonna get $250,000 for the night.
But you know, everybody, don't worry,
we got like, you know how there's COVID tests.
You know what I mean?
He got like clinics, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Everybody's checked and blah, blah, blah, but you got to suck everybody off or whatever,
whatever, whatever the thing is.
But $2 million.
You have to like walk around naked and serve drinks.
For $2 million, you don't want to.
For $2 million.
I'll do it.
You know what I mean?
People are gonna be like, is that for you?
For the public?
Yeah.
Is that my business?
No, no, is that for me?
No, is that for me? You know what I mean? So'm like, is that my answer? No, no, is that my answer?
You know what I mean?
So I know what he's doing?
For two grand, you would suck off the boys on Microsoft?
No, I just can't.
Oh, he said, hold around, walk around naked and hold the plate.
I said, no, that's not the night.
Start.
You know what I mean?
First thing, you just hold sushi roll,
roll fucking night.
Who the fuck is he thinking?
No, here come on.
He's a guy that's like, this,
I'm gonna do it this, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just like, I'm backwards all to all I'm gonna do with this right
As soon as that the last time he's the only shit It's gonna go okay sweetie. It's time to go to work. He's gonna be the man dingo guy for all the why
Do another backflip.
Can't do it.
Listen, this is the 315 TV.
Don't pass out this time.
I'll say it.
We look, everybody's listening right now,
and even everybody in this room right now.
You hear that, you hear.
Bill Gates says, here's $2 million, you come to my party,
and you do whatever.
We're all sitting here going, I don't know, though.
I can see a pair of his face. Pairs are like, I would never do that. We're all sitting here going, I don't know, though, I can see a pair of his face.
Pairs are like, I would never do that.
You would.
You would, it's not a possibility,
but it is a possibility.
Well, I've been to parties, I'm not letting me do that.
But I'm saying, I remember being like a part
of this Samsung program where it was like,
they gave, you know, celebrities, free phones all the time.
It was this concierge program.
And I remember going to a party and that was after party.
Now, have you ever been to a party
where there's just hot women just walking around?
And you could tell they're not like, it's very...
No one knows them.
They are paid to be at the party.
Just to be hot walking around.
And it's like, yeah, that's not part of it.
Not like a regular, it's like a celebrity party. Just even a regular party. Even a regular party. Like I have a friend and it's like yeah that's not part of it not like a regular as like a celebrity party just even a regular part of the like like I have a
friend she's like I don't say the mad am but she was a stripper my first
meant it came down a she's one of the first friends I met and she was talking
about all these celebrities they'd have like poker parties or whatever and
a private and she had these baddie strippers like 12 of them she's like they
pay for the services and then what the girls girls wanna do after then is on them.
I have nothing to do with it.
Everybody signs their names.
I'm not even saying that.
And she was saying like, these girls made bad.
Like they, like, oh, you got another one of those parties.
Then what, she's like, they were set for the year.
One party.
Set for the year.
Yeah.
And then I, when I first went LA, I was dating this girl.
And she kept going to buy.
She going to, like, every month, she kept going to buy.
Don't even give me, don't even give me started. Bro, don't even give me started. Don't buy you, Bob. I was dating this girl and she kept going to buy Every much kept going to buy
No, I met her she kept going to buy and she's like I'm doing the cell phone thing
I'm gonna do a photo shoot in Dubai
Not to be like on this giant yop, but it was just her I'm like well somebody has to be driving that fucking out
Yeah, I think thing about it. We weren't serious but she'd go every month,
every month. And then finally her friend, we're out dinner, she's like, yeah, she's
a toilet girl. I'm like, I'm scared. What are you saying? She's like, she's a toilet
girl. I'm like, what the fuck is a toilet girl? Like, toilet girl is these famous like
Saudis fly these girls out and then they do whatever to them. I was like, oh, that makes
sense. Really? Yeah. Did you end it right after that? No, I don't like, oh, that makes sense. It's good for you.
Really?
Did you end it right after that?
No, I don't know, Judge Brown, you're a fuck.
Get your money, girl.
Yeah, we feel that that way now.
I mean, I think that-
Even back then, I was like, I-
You know what, I got your hustle.
I'm older than y'all.
I come from an era where hookers were-
Roundup huh?
And it was like, it was always like,
you would think like they're on the street,
they got pimps, and then they had those shows on HBO,
hookers at the point, hookers on their prow,
hookers on their stroll.
So it was always like these terrible stories,
but I don't know, I just have a different mentality
about it now in terms of like, you know,
I mean, sex work is what it is, you know,
it's like only fans at sex work, you know.
If you even go down, anything that's paying for any kind of erotic,'s like only fans at sex work, you know, if you even go down anything
that's paying for any kind of erotic, that's goes under sex work, you know, but even like
working at Hooter is a sex work, you know, even if you're like at a restaurant and you
have to wear some like, I remember being at in Vegas, at Gordon Ramsay's restaurant,
and the waitresses, I was uncomfortable.
I was like, damn, let's say the girls are six,
she wearing a three, okay, like they all.
And that's like, really?
Yeah, man, Gordon Ramsay's got to do it.
And it was like real tight.
And it was like, so, it was like camel toe tight, you know?
And you're just kind of like, damn, what's the other?
You tip and I, it's a format,
like they're gonna get their money, like,
cause it's like, hey, that's like ho it's like yeah, it's like hooters
Yeah, that's like hooters, but like I had a
This is recent where you show me these Instagram girls. I'm like damn. He's like yeah, I put up with her
I'm like, oh, he's ugly too. I'm like how the fuck you know
He's like oh, you never heard of and he said the thing. I'm like no, he's like dude any of these major girls you see
You can hook up with him. He's like there's a a price. Like no fucking way. He's like, yeah, man.
Of course there's a price. They're making his money.
Fuck.
But it's like, if that's what they want,
what's that any different than
who are going to date with some rich dude,
him buying drinks and then paying a rent?
It is different. Like, how so?
I think it is different.
And we feel like it's different.
The mentality of it is like, okay,
first of all, I think it's bad on both sides.
You can get bad.
I'm not saying it's psychologically damaging
and it's sometimes because you know,
when you monetize yourself, when it becomes like,
you put a price on it, you put a price on it,
you're worth, because first of all, I always say this,
the worth is based off what the other person can pay.
That's the real value, because it's not the value
of this money that you think.
So like, for instance, if you say, you know
You know you think well hundred thousand dollars. That's you know
Yeah, but to Bill Gates a hundred thousand dollars. It ain't nothing. So to him he's treating you like you ain't nothing
But like if I'm a if I'm a dad with a family of four and I got a you know
I got a mortgage my house to get you a pussy. Yeah, that's valuable
That's like a billion dollars to me. Yeah, I'm not I'm ruined my house to get you a pussy. That's valuable. That's like a billion dollars to me.
I'm ruined my life to get with you.
I mean, so I'm saying like what the value is.
And then for the other person is like,
for the guy mentality is it's like, damn.
So you're only with me because I'm paying for this.
Correct.
That can't be the best feeling either.
If you're one of these people, but-
It depends, because if you're one of these people,
it's a real thing.
Well, these asshole ones, like, let's say-
I'm talking about the guy.
I'm talking about the guy here.
Let's say you're married, let's say you're big time celebrity,
and you don't want to deal with all that bullshit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you know, you pay this, you don't have to deal with anything.
No, your wife, you're getting nothing goes back in your family, there's no Instagram, you know, I this you don't have to deal with anything no your wife
You're getting nothing goes back in your family. There's no Instagram. You know I'm dealing with any of it
You have that piece of mind where you pay this price
She's stormy Daniels
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Okay, when's the last time have you ever been a club guy?
I'm never I've never been a club.
I just think that's what you wish.
You know what I mean?
Oh man.
They're awkward man.
I don't know.
So if that's kind of L.A.
I was like gray stone and shit.
You know what?
Yeah, you go.
Booty bellows and it's just.
Yeah, but you were like, you know, when the UFC fighter days,
that's the kind of thing.
It's not the club, you know what I mean?
It's still, you still come off as a guy.
No, I hated it, dude.
Well, for me, like, it was like later
when I started to like, you know, I remember,
I remember I was in Vegas with these two friends of mine,
these two girls, you know, and they're like,
one of them was like, you know, she's one of those,
she told me the real story about having to go to Dubai,
and then she told me the real deal. It's interesting. Yeah, they bring you to Dubai, then the guy was like, she's one of those, she told me the real story about having to go to Dubai and then she told me the real deal.
It's interesting.
Yeah, they bring you to Dubai then the guy was like,
okay, well, you're here, you know,
you had a fuck everybody.
Yeah.
What you think you can.
Yeah, I don't wanna do that.
You know, it was like, well, you gotta go home.
You gotta go, and then you gotta jet lag, but.
You know, to get kicked out of the hotel,
now they're at like a, you know, a motel six.
They told us to leave.
Yeah, that's like, you gotta go, you know what I mean So it's like you say it anyways
I'm in Vegas with her because they're just buddies mine and they go out now
This is a high-to-workaholics and this is one of the reasons also. I don't like going out because
That age group at the time that goes to bars and clubs and goes to Vegas
They watch work. They love workaholics
So they want to go to this local bar in Vegas and I go I don't think we should go. I don't think it's gonna be fun, you know, and they're just like
Well, you know, we want to go. They're hot shit, you know, okay, you know
Sure enough the gun is a bar. Oh shit
Then you know they want to come take pictures everybody wants to take pictures
They didn't find it. It's a nice. I don't want to get angry
Yeah, while you guys drink and then I like, this is how I did it too.
I was like, could I take picture?
I would go like, yeah, she'll take the picture.
Oh, I'm putting on them.
Yeah, she'll take the picture for you.
And then it turned into, she was like, you know, he's just trying to figure what, you know.
You know, here's a human being.
Yeah, then it also turned into a thing where it's like, you know, you know, I don't care how
hot you think you are.
I don't care how hot you think you are.
Look around this bar. There's a dime a dozen of you hot shit.
Correct.
Yeah, they only won Montezan here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I don't care.
I remember, but I was a vagant,
so I was like at the taxi line, you know,
and it was all these girls behind me and they're young.
You know, they were just like, you know,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no know what I mean? And then like, you know, I turn around, just look at something and one of them was like,
you take a picture to stare much and I was like,
oh, fuck, bitch, please, you know what I mean?
Take a picture.
Take a last longer.
And then their boyfriends come up and they see me.
And they go crazy.
They know.
Oh, shit, what's up?
And I was like, all right, take a picture.
And then they're, we're taking a picture
and I look at the girl and I go,
who's the hot chick now?
That's how you do it, don't let's have this.
You know what I mean?
I'm not saying, listen, by the way,
I was recognized one out of 20 times in regular society.
So I always thought it was the nice kind of fame.
It was just enough.
It wasn't close to the end.
So there were certain places where the age grew.
You could not jump.
It would just be too much. So I don't drink anyway. It was just be like it would be too much.
So I don't drink anyway.
So I don't like going to bars and clubs.
And then like I'm not gonna be out here dancing
and the music's too loud.
And I'm like, what?
Where were we at?
Because I know you get anxiety being around bars
and crowd places.
Oh, I just just, I don't like crowd places.
Not that you get anxiety.
I just don't like big crowds.
I just don't enjoy it crowds. I just don't I don't enjoy it
So I'm there my my friends taking and he like runs Austin
He's staying this is great restaurants things like oh, we are gonna go to the species
So we're going there in my mind like oh should I think about you're gonna be like she's fucking dreading this
But you're doing it because it's my boy. Yeah, yeah
I turned to him like I'm gonna be here for two minutes. I meet you outside in two minutes bro
He was out there. meet you outside in two minutes bro He was out that he was outside in two minutes. Oh
You like what's wrong with your man, bro? I'm 30. Yeah, like I'm not into this when people are talking to her right here
Man, I'm all set on friends. Yeah, I walked in for a second. I was like do this is stressful
Bro at my age you give me a good good meal some whiskey. I can talk to my friends. I'm fucking that's
Too great. I used to I used to have jokes about this because it was like,
I was at a certain,
because like when I was on work at college,
I was old already.
You know, I was like, you know, it's supposed to be old guy,
but it was a hip-young show.
So I was like having these experiences,
but I was like, I never had in my entire life, you know what I mean?
But then like, I remember this girl hit me up,
I was single, all right, let me just put that out there.
And, but it was like, I used to do a joke about it
because she'd be like, she hit me up like it 11
30 p.m. Talk about hey me and some girlfriends are getting ready to go to the club. You should come with us
and I'm like
Getting ready. I'm why
You not even at the club. I'm in my PJ. It's like business nice
I'm in my PJ. It's like, I've been in business.
Nice, 15.
Yeah.
Well, we shoulda fucking get ready at a moment.
No, that's like my friends in Vegas are like,
hey, we going to Dres, open that three.
I'm like, bye.
Afternoon?
Yeah.
No, after the clubs and all the industry goes there,
I'm like, listen.
No, thank you.
That ain't me, girl.
What happened?
Nothing good happened after the ReA.
And then I'm like, you want me to meet you at the club?
You want me to meet you.
So what I'm gonna look like, you know,
what I'm gonna look like, somebody's dead.
You know, I'm gonna walk around Jenny?
Jenny!
You see, you're Jenny?
I know you're here, Jenny.
You know, I'm gonna look like somebody's father.
And I just, you just go, it just doesn't make sense.
You know, I just, I don't know.
I just feel like, I remember one time I was out,
I was out with Craig Robinson.
And we were at this, we were at this club, you know, because Craig's cool like that.
You know what I mean? He's cool like that even though we did same age. He cool like that, right?
All every way we out of this club and Chris Brown was there and I'm never and like and it's just the way that dude is a
Ballerina that way he dances. I mean he can really oh
He just be always cold.
He's always cold.
He's just floating on this dance.
He can dance.
But I mean, I was like, damn, to be someone like that, I've never experienced that.
I never will.
You know what I mean?
It's like just too late now.
Who else?
You know, like you think about it.
Not to me.
His fame level.
But I'm talking about, but I'm talking about not even just his fame level, but he, he's cool.
He beat a bitch down and chicks are still lined up
to get what just do.
Okay?
Almost, almost more.
Almost more.
Yeah, yeah.
Can I point out he won Grammys after?
Yeah, yeah.
It's not making bangers.
Yeah, I mean, so I'm just saying like,
like we were there and it was just like,
I was like, oh, this is, I shouldn't be here. Humble flex, I'm just saying like we were there and it was just like I was like all this is bro I shouldn't be here humble flex. I live close to him. I was driving home. I see a line
Bigger line I've ever seen my like bigger than Disneyland and all these people and you know urban like you know
Well tons of the black people so you were scared for your house
I'm just saying. What's going on in our neighborhood?
I did call the cops.
He had a prom to neighborhood watch meeting.
I'm just driving around looking extra.
I did go on the ring and I had to report it.
No, but I'm talking about a line like this long and disillent.
A line.
I'm like, what the fuck?
I just hope to see what's going on.
He had a yard sale.
From all his music visits, the people should give him clothes. So I just hope to see what's going on. He had a yard sale. Because from all his music visits,
the people should give him clothes.
So he just want to get rid of his clothes.
So he had a yard sale out of his big ass mansion.
And just had all his clothes and shoes out front.
So this lines, people just trying to buy a shit.
Yeah.
I'm talking and you're lying.
I'm talking about...
I'll get over that.
A yard sale?
You got me.
Oh man.
I don't even do it. You don't have an assistant that can take this to goodwill. I'm talking mile mile long
line
mile long
you know it's got the fashion
oh yeah this is the shirt
Rihanna scratched me in
yeah some wild she got some hits in let's just be honest. You see picture here
The picture after the fourth round
I don't know that was a crazy time he didn't get like right he to for he's interesting because obviously people
America was so mad him right like we all love why it would be different now
It would be different. Oh now he would
But it's like you kind of forgive him because he kept coming out those slappers those hits
I feel like it like he just power through it. Yeah, man. He's power to it. He was making good music
Michael Jackson your pleasure
Are you kidding me? Well, you're Michael Jackson.
Well, you're pleasure.
Probably.
Well, that was before he lost that forever.
Oh, yeah, he lost the devil thing.
Yeah, he lost that.
We can't have you on our bubble gum act.
But the thing about Michael Jackson,
even he was so talented,
there's all these rooms out of him and little kids,
pictures of him in the media with little kids.
He was fucking kid, is that?
But he came out with them slappers.
So, I can't write that.
Well, I think it's more than that,
but even with that situation,
it's all, it's
still skewed too.
It's like, you know, no judge me either way.
I don't want to get into a thing about that.
But all I'm saying is, they never show you how many, all the pictures of him with little
girls too.
Never.
And there's a lot of them.
Now listen, I, I, I, there's a lot of them.
It wasn't like he was exclusively little white boys.
No, it's like, you know, he was, he was, he loved the kids.
They put out, that's only pictures they put out to get to push the mirror.
I'm not defending Michael Jackson any faster here,
but what is weird is all this stuff came out
after he got the masters of the Beatles and his own masters.
Like all that stuff came out when he had that much power.
No one in music's ever had that much power.
And then this stuff came out.
And then if you notice in the court of law,
there's a great podcast on the court of law.
He's never been convicted.
He settled outside of court.
So everyone's, oh, you're guilty. You said outside of court. No, and he's going, He's never been convicted. He settled outside of court So you're guilt to get you set outside of court and he's going no no no no
I said about side of court because this thing goes all the way through trial. I'm gonna lose so much money
No, that wasn't the reason man. That wasn't the reason I went on a rabbit hole on this shit, too
So usually you have a criminal trial first and then you have a civil trial usually you do it that way
All right, okay.
That one case that was settled was they were going for civil charges first. It was civil
first and they, so what they wanted was, okay, well, we're going to settle this, but you
have to come to the trial, you know, and the guy, they just vanished.
Because they got paid off.
Yeah.
Yeah, because it wasn't a little bit, but usually it wasn't for him.
He wasn't doing the way it was.
Usually a civil trial goes down.
If they go straight to civil, usually civil goes down because you don't have like hardcore evidence.
You don't need as much birth proof.
Yeah, you don't need.
So they could have like, if you go criminal, you better have your shit.
Yeah, you got it.
But they could use things from the civil trial.
That's why it was the same thing.
Like, that's how old you, they got old.
Like, old James was found guilty and civil.
But they also had more evidence at that point too.
They actually had them in the shoes.
They had them in shoes.
They had them in shoes.
They had all the things.
They had him stabbed and shit.
Now you can't do it.
He was doing a selfie.
That's one of the craziest things.
I don't know, but I'm just saying, it's like,
you know, it's getting back to it.
Not to go down a rabbit hole and that shit. But it's like, people craziest things. I don't know, but I'm just saying it's like, you know, it's getting back to it not to go down a rabbit hole in that shit.
But it's like,
People are famous.
It is.
I tell people all the time that people that argue about Michael D.
I said, there, there, you know, it's like, okay, you know,
go, go to the research.
You recently, those people probably didn't go down the rabbit hole.
Man, it's a lot of stuff.
We can't listen just the media.
It's a lot of stuff.
There's a lot of lawyers and YouTube pages about it.
Just a lot of them.
You know who even Foster is?
Really.
Adrian, he was a running back for the Houston Texas. He has a great podcast
But he went down and he's not a lawyer and I'm not a lawyer
I just looked in all this stuff and I spoke with lawyers and broke it all down
He's like I think like a four-part series where he breaks down the Michael Jackson thing and at the end of it
He's like man. I have kids. I've looked at all this stuff from what I've learned speaking to lawyers who were involved with the case
And speaking to Michael Jackson's family and also the accusers. He's like, I don't think you did it,
man. He's like, I know I'm gonna lie to you about this. He's like, I don't think I don't,
I don't think I don't think I'm gonna do it. You know what I'm saying is that just like all I'd
suggest for you to do is like for people watching right now that are like having a visceral reaction to
like, you know, you know, you know, if anything we see on here gives you a visceral reaction.
That's true. But I would say to you, just for your own fun of it,
look into it.
Go look into it.
It's so fun.
I'm telling you, it's a rabbit hole of stuff
of people with much information.
Because you know the thing is it was pre-internet.
Okay.
So now people have been investigating this for 20 years.
And you start, like even the kid,
even the way Robinson guy, this guy wrote,
he wrote a, he wrote a forward, a 900 word, I love Michael Jackson.
Defending him for this book that they made for him.
This like, it's like an archive type book.
It's like $102.50.
Like this, they made one for Prince too.
And this guy wrote the forward for it.
And this is like, you go,
and he was very close to Michael Jackson.
Like, why don't you write something like that?
No, he does not that Wade Robinson
We can go down the soul that was a documentary right so he did the doc in HBO right where you're like
I guess I believe these two but that Wade Robinson wants to instrument him is you know
They did they brought back that Michael Jackson
Show in Vegas Wade Robinson before he did this documentary went to Michael Jackson families like hey
I'd love to be part of it.
I wanna do all the dancing scenes in it.
I'll help with that.
They're like, you know, we're good, we have somebody.
They went, okay, cool.
Then he went and did the documentary.
Oh.
Well, it's strange.
There's a lot, they've actually been,
I guess I've been on a rabbit hole.
They've actually sued so many times.
Oh yeah.
The case has been thrown out so many times.
The other guy is claiming that he would have been
a world renowned director if it wasn't for Michael Jackson. Oh, right is claiming that he would have been a world-renowned director
if it wasn't for Michael Jackson.
And that's why he deserves millions of dollars.
I mean, you look into their lives, which is so-
The judge, I can't see your script.
It's a real guy to hear.
They've sued so many times.
This recent one, after this documentary has already gotten thrown out again.
So it's crazy.
But my thing about the documentary is-
Here's my thing on this before I don't mean to-
Go ahead, go ahead.
Imagine Michael Jackson's then, I said. And about the documentary. Here's my thing on this, before I don't mean to record. Yeah, go ahead.
Imagine Michael Jackson's then, I said,
and the slander on that man's fucking name.
Imagine if he is, it's not like an OJ thing.
We fucking know, OJ.
Look, was he weird?
With Michael Jackson, can you say, I mean,
I'm saying was he weird?
Yeah.
But here's my thing.
He grow up weird though,
because he's not gonna childhood.
And he had this horrible father show.
It's like him doing that neverland shit
and having kids around and he wanted to stay the night
These kids house because you didn't have a childhood
Was he trying to make up time you know thing?
But then as a grown man the biggest pop artist in the world is that strange? Yeah, he's a weird fucking dude
Yeah, he's a weird dude. He needed fucking heavy medication just to go to sleep because anxiety was so bad
And that's what killed him. Look if you're going to make a documentary
about something so important, get your shit right.
That's all I'm saying.
I need both sides.
No, not something, just that.
I'm saying get the shit right.
Don't have, don't have things like the guy says
in a documentary that I was molested at a train station
that wasn't built yet.
Like don't have that kind of stuff.
That was one of the big things.
And they put that in there.
Yeah, yeah, it was one of those.
And what I didn't like about the documentary,
she was like, you could tell it was like multiple takes.
Listen, if you're telling your story,
you need 10 takes.
Yeah.
Then is it, then is it going flat out?
Then bitches on first 48 don't need 10 takes.
What am I saying?
Thank you, right?
When you were talking to the documentary,
you can see the back in the backdrop
that the sun has changed. Yeah.
Multiple times, there was a cup in the back
and it disappears.
So you know that he was like,
okay, let's do it again.
Say it again and let's make it more believable.
Yes.
And I don't like that.
I don't like that feel of it.
I'm not saying it's true or not.
What I'm saying is, the documentary,
you got to get it right.
When you, it's like any kind of thing,
any kind of like any kind of story about someone.
You know, even with the people that we know,
they put out these articles and stories
My thing is like this is important get your shit right get it right right make sure because what you're doing is
You're ruining that person you're gonna ruin someone's life better have on you right
That's my thing with Michael again. I don't know if he's innocent about what if he is stop what if he is how fucked up is that
Well, as he did you know what can you do now? is, how fucked up is that? How fucked up is that?
As he did, you know, what can you do now?
Yeah. You know what I mean?
It's like, what, what, what, what, what,
But there won't play his music anymore, right?
Like, you never hear.
Oh yeah, you do.
Oh, right.
Oh, right.
This is the radio.
Here's a difference, like, you know, it's like,
this is what I thought, this new documentary comes out,
then you would think hundreds of people would be like,
because when the Cosby shit came out,
it went from zero to 60 like this.
Like in an hour.
Like this.
Literally.
All right, where's everyone else?
I mean, I know that it's hard for people to,
when you're a victim, I know that this is like,
victims have trouble coming out, they have anxiety,
they've ashamed for good reason.
For good reason.
But like, there are a lot of cases where,
you know, look at these recent cases
Harvey Warren's team
Everybody came out, you know like I'm talking about it was all people that shit had came out before
It was coming out, you know like yeah, this happened to me too. Did you hear Quentin Tino talk about that?
What do you say Rogan hit him?
It's one of my favorite interviews. I love Quentin. Yeah, it's to the most interesting and roguen the bruceley's family doesn't like him right now
how about we have a sick of white men time out bruceley saying hi bitch but
anyways uh... okay okay time out people i gave him jobs and chance in hollywood
okay anyways um...
or exploited him for his talents and you know yeah yeah
but uh... roguen goes to because, you know, Harvey Weinstein
uh, funded all of Quintino most of his big projects.
They were business partners and brought
Er, Rogan was like, you could be a monster and
and it was like, it had to be weird.
Like all this coming out, Quintino said the most
interesting thing he goes, what's weird about it
is anybody in his circle in his atmosphere knew
that was going on. He's like any of those stars that are like, oh, I can't believe it. They knew what was going on. He's like any of those stars that are like,
oh, I can't believe it, they knew what was going on.
He's like, I didn't know rape was happening,
but like, I would be at his office and he'd be,
you know, I viewed as, you know,
it's the boss chasing the secretary around the office
and he was like, he's the 90s.
So he's like, all right, he's weird dude, loves girls,
like that's his thing.
But anyone who was in his atmosphere,
even a little bit knew exactly what was going on.
And, and here's a thing though.
And he's like, sad because he was like a father figure.
He's like, he's fucked up.
But on top of that though, by the way,
and that's why the Me Too movie was important
because that sort of behavior was normalized.
Like all of us had a sort of attitude of like,
a casting couch, well I get it, you know,
oh that happened, and so we could,
but what we're saying now is like,
that ain't supposed to happen, it ain't okay.
And that's why I like to meet you.
You know, that's like, say it, that's not okay.
Let me go after the bad guy, I'm all for it.
The problem is when you run out of those bad guys
and you start going after good guys,
because you want to keep this fire going,
it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, you got the bad guys.
I know, but that, now you keep going but that happens just mission accomplished
I know now
But the pendulum has to swing like that is it's gonna be some casualties of war when it happens and you know
But that also helps it's like when the Aziz is already thing happened that was the first time that put a real
It put a some breaks on the me to move in because we are started to go Oh, no, no, no, no,orah hoorah hoorah hoorah so bad dates are now you know are now yeah you know
now nothing that his right so I fucked up and I he's one of most down to guys on the planet
where Z is fucked up you watch it specially comes out and he does this weird apology at the beginning
so now you gave in now you're making it where that but you're in the right here
Z you went on a date didn't work now, but now you you give them power because you went for a special
Hey, I just want to start this off. Oh damn dog. I'm here for comment. I know
I know, but he's still fine. I mean like no, no, I was before no, no, I understand it and it is
It is yeah, but here's the thing though too. There was like because what we're saying is like okay if you're acting like a monster
If you're being an asshole if you're acting like a monster, if you're being an asshole, if you're being something. I'm saying, was he a nice guy?
I mean, this is more deeper, man, it's more nuanced.
How so?
Yeah, because it's about how we interact with each other.
It's like, we use this phone to like,
we bypass, we bypass meeting someone in person,
getting to know them, talking to them,
we go from zero to 60, we go from zero
to intimacy like this.
Yes.
You know, and then so then, you know, he got it, they're talking, they're yapping and yapping
and then for the guys perspective, it's like, I think we say what we mean, we mean what
we say.
So if I go, I want you to come over and I'm going to eat your pussy for an hour, I think
we actually mean that, you know, but I think a girl might be there and that would be like,
Oh, he's crazy.
He's crazy.
I'm a girl that have tea. Yeah, but you know, and I'm like, Hey, here and that'd be like, Oh, he's crazy. He's crazy.
I'm gonna go over there half tea.
Yeah, I'm like, and I'm like, hey, bitch.
Can we go to the court, minutes?
I said, yeah.
Well, I'll say, but what?
Here's a weird one, but that's not okay as what I'm saying.
It's not okay, but it's also a blurred line, right?
It's like, with Trevor Bauer,
is anyone following the Trevor Bauer case?
The all-star picture of the Dodgers?
Have you heard about this?
No.
So Trevor Bauer, who's, he's signed a three year 110 million dollar
deal.
He's one of the best pictures on the fucking planet.
Dodger should win the World Series with him.
He's a monster.
He was communicate.
He's single.
He was communicating with his girlfriend San Diego.
They have tax.
They have DMs.
She from this from what I hear.
Again, don't quote me.
This is what I hear.
She approached him and she likes really, really rough sex.
He's like, cool, that's my cup of tea.
Once you come on down, she comes down, they have the roughest sex.
Whatever that means for them, they have the roughest sex.
We goes by, she comes back down.
And she has texts, her saying, no, that's exactly what I wanted.
I want you to choke me on conscious again and do this, this.
He's like, damn, all right. So he takes another level. Choked on conscious has sex with her.
And apparently this is what she asked for in the text. This is what she asked for.
She was she asked to, apparently, maybe she asked to be hit or something. He took it over the top
puncher in the face while she was out. Puncher in the face a few times. So she wakes up. She's like,
holy fuck. And in his head, he's like, oh oh this is why I thought you wanted they have text him be like hey are you okay?
You know how can I help you? I thought this is what we were doing she's like now bitch
I didn't ask it sucked in the face twice so he fractured her like orbital and so much switch go to the doctor
She files charges so now he's he's on paid leave right now the time out kicking around the league
So I'm like that and he's like whoa. Oh, wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Again, this is also nuanced.
Okay, this, okay, that's a good, I like this discussion.
I love this.
I love when you're on the show
because I talked about this stuff.
Okay, check this out.
One side of it is she's saying, yeah,
do this, this, and this.
That is okay.
And there still is a too far.
Correct.
You know what I mean?
There's such a thing as like, yeah, choke me, knock me out, you know, fuck me.
Punch me.
You do all these things, but nobody, but she's like, yeah, like, but it's like if I say,
you know, Paris, punch me.
You punch me, it's, that shit ain't the same.
Hey, buddy.
What happened? Let's say I was by let's say
Pearce is into it too and the three of us get together and you go
keep going
It starts to get here
Chin chinchin jumps in with a ball
I said Asian guy, yeah, get it going, what's happening? I'm gonna see you guys.
I got you about to say.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, can someone get Eric's part?
Well, obviously.
Yeah, yeah, wait, here just,
I think you have to, they say you have to move the car up.
You guys wanna just take a break and everyone just go for a break?
Come on.
And then we'll finish it.
He doesn't look like who fucka meal,
but I'm a pro at a break.
I'm a fucking producer, bro.
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You want to finish your point though, because it important yeah all right so again we're easy to
do your ass go
it's a gag ball I just want a gag ball that's all woken back every back so chim's eat my
half
that was the whole point I was I savedum was up to it, Christians in,
Christians in.
I would just, it gets a little dicey too.
Like, let's say, again, you, me, and Woods, you over there,
we all had agreement to have rough sex.
And the goal is, I choke you out.
What happened to that choke out?
You like, do the worst thing possible.
Like, get it done.
I'm not saying, I know what I'm saying.
There's a limit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't say anybody. There's a limit.
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't know enough about,
I'm not defending him in any fucking fast.
I'm like that very clear.
Well, I'm just saying what we're like to your point,
like, A, she wants it rough,
but I don't think rough included
getting sucked in the face.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
No, no, but having been anally rate.
Can I, can I go,
I have to be a little bit of,
no, no, can I go back, no, you have to go back. We have to go back. No, no, no. Listen
The problem is again
We are doing things with people that we don't know
All right, you don't have that kind of relationship with this strange woman to trust
That you don't have the trust built and on her side too
What the fuck are you doing going to some
Professional athlete who is clearly an athlete and saying do your worst you don't know him yeah, you don't know him like that
So like if that's where the real problem started but here's part of scrum scroll up chin
option. Right there. So this guy goes, the minute he put hands on that woman, he was guilty. I hope you never have to go through the same thing. More importantly, if you do, let's
pray that someone is looking out for you. The way I am for this young lady and all the
women who are abused by men. What's tough about that is remember, in their agreement,
she asked to have hand put hands on her, but she didn't ask it punching the face.
Wait, for the person to say right there,
I also believe in the justice system
and the shame that you automatically assume guilt
with all the facts being public.
That's where I'm at now, I need all the facts.
No, no, but the thing about this guy right here
is like, who's he saying this for?
Like that kind of, that kind of bullshit right there
gets on my nerves.
Because that's not, this is way more nuanced than this.
And by the way, I would
imagine that even sounds a little insulting to women like you can't make your own choice
about what kind of things you want to do. It's like, if like this girl, look, look, that's
what I'm saying. It's like, this is a message to all the people out there that are into rough
sex, SNM, all that kind of stuff. And you have you, you, you, you want to push the limits.
If you're a woman that likes to push the limits, don't be pushing the limits with someone you don't know.
But maybe that's part of the appeal.
That's part of the thing.
Here's where it gets nice.
You know, documents all show how Bauer appears to have
Tex Hill to ask her if she how she was an afterman
math of the ledge attack.
Screenshot said, uh, simple I bow reads,
I feel so bad that this has happened.
I agreed to have consensual sex.
She says, however, I do not agree
and consent to what he did next.
I did not agree to be sexually assaulted.
Yeah, the punch to the face.
Okay, but he's a thing too though,
like this is where it becomes like,
this is, again, like, so you're having,
you go on over there, they're having sex, you know?
And like, would this have happened to just a regular person? Like, what is her intentions
at this point? Like, this is, this is also dicey, man. It's like, if you have all this correspondence,
we're like, we're going to do all this and we're going to do all this and we're going to do all this.
And then he does it. And then you come back later and you call that sexual assault. I mean, I would
prefer her to say, I got assaulted because like, he went, I went prefer her to say I got assaulted because like he went, I would prefer her to say,
he went too far and now I have structural damage.
And I feel like, hey, y'all can deal with that outside depressed.
Go back, Chen.
I said, we're making it seem like the whole,
the whole interaction was just abuse.
Yeah, go to Larry Brown Sports
says Trevor Bauer texts.
Trevor Bauer texts my show,
Qs are astroslaps in all the pain.
What's what I'm saying?
But does all the pain include a fractal orbital?
Again, what I'm saying is.
That's part of the mix.
No, no, no, no, my I'm getting,
what I'm saying is he's scrolling out, Chin.
Two things can be true at the same time.
Oh, here's the text.
So here's,
Wow.
Here's a hundred nose kisses make you feel better and just
no pink is your color poppy. Oh, yeah, pink looks good on me, huh? Really compliments your vibe. Yes,
oh, it hits like that. The pink socks. All right. This is lame. But off one's time. But off when it's
time to go out, you're the best. You want to go out, huh? Yes. See, that was a game changer. So she
likes being choked on conscious. Tell me more. Never been more turned on in my See. That was a game changer. So she likes being choked unconscious. Tell me more.
Never been more turned on in my life.
Give me all the pain.
Really, when you were going out or when you woke up,
going out, she's like going out.
OK, she's keeping you free.
Yeah.
She's free, free.
Yeah, but then keep going, Chin.
Now that I know what it feels like to wake up from it,
though, it'll probably feel just as good
to wake up from that.
God just turned me on so much.
Mission accomplished. Now I just want my arm around your neck from behind., it'll probably feel just as good as waking up from that. God just turned me on so much, mission accomplished.
Now I just want my arm around your neck from behind,
do it harder.
Yes, man, what else does mommy want?
All right, it has to be so embarrassing for him
to hold this tight still, release.
Get a couple of slaps.
What is that?
Get a couple of slaps in there,
and then another hamprint on my ass,
then for Poppy to tell me what else he wants.
Slap in the face, yes, yes, yes.
Do you even know what pain is?
Scroll down, picture of his giant cock.
Okay, that's it there.
Try me.
Well, you'd have to be here for me to show you.
I'll be in LA Tuesday and Wednesday.
I have plans already.
No way, no.
Tonight work for you.
Unfortunately, yeah, unfortunately, have someone in town.
Good fucking win.
Fuckin' need that one.
So happy for you.
Thanks. Do it again tonight
Oh, yeah my cousins we live in LA don't care. Hey, I'm pitch of Saturday come over after that. Keep going, Jim
See there's only three right?
Here's the thing here's a thing okay
He just went too far that thank you. He went too far. So what I'll say is here's the thing
We can't have you pitching for the dogs. Just when you go too far
No, no, but the thing is like this is about these two people
Making a judgment call that was wrong
You know she don't know him
She don't know his definite right like it like it's like I get it
This is a sexiness turn on and he's famous and rich and she's beautiful and they're like, oh, we're gonna have to but you don't know each other like that
Like this is a safety issue
You know, it's like you know, it's like and hit this idiot like he's like what what in him thought?
She was like slap me dude like like
the level look
I knew a chick that loved to be like paddled and
And when she she came back from this party,
you know, she was a photographer, you know, and I was doing headshots with her.
And she came, she showed me her ass and it was fucking like a purple and she was like,
I love it, you know.
So maybe her level is different, but if you don't discuss that, especially a trucker.
She never said anything about punching. I know, that's what I'm, but I'm, but she, but he said, you don't discuss that especially a trouble she never said anything about punching. I know that's what I'm
But she but he said you don't know what pain is and she says bring it so to him
He's like, but even still yeah, that that's the whole things fuck that's what I'm saying
What I'm saying what I don't like about this is how people are discussing it. That's my problem with it
I mean problem is people't discussing it with the nuance
that it deserves. This is a problem where two people did something that they did not
discuss fully and they don't know each other like that. He went too far and she led him
on and they have this issue and now it's in the press about like you got these fucking
idiots talking about where you put your hands on a woman you're always wrong now man
You got it wasn't they come it was about him that was for him
You don't fucking bullshit cuz if you're not cuz that's how people get in trouble
Yeah, you know that he's only doing that so the rest of the Twitter goes yeah
Exactly, you know that's where these Twitter trolls man. No, but this is more important
This is about this the lesson here is about
How we communicate
with people, how far should we go in our intimacy.
Stop assuming people understand how far you want them
to go, and then as you, and then stop assuming
you understand how far the other person wants to go.
But if you say,
Trevor Bowers your boy, I would call him back dog.
Punch in the face.
I know, but Trevor Bower, you're the best picture
in the fucking, one of the best pictures in the league.
What are you thinking, dog?
That's even, like what are you doing?
I think it's, you know how stupid this is.
But I think it's more even to be like, if it's like, you know, if he punches a chicken to face,
you don't jail them.
And you punch a chicken to face, no, I'm saying like, he could probably be rougher with a chick than you could.
So if I'm your friend, I don't care what, what, what you do, I'm saying to you like,
the more thing is like,
dude, you're six four.
Like, well, why would you punch her?
That's a big dude, man.
He's a big dude.
I mean, he's one of those pitchers,
and I'll leave how big is he?
Yeah.
What's his favorite?
When I was fighting you, I was seeing that.
I'm not talking about what he cares what he does.
No, I'm just saying, like, you know your level.
Yeah.
When I was in the UFC, I hook up with girls,
and they assume, because I fought in the UFC
That oh choke me punch like I'm into that. That's not my thing also that goes down a weird road
No, it's not even that no, huh, but I'm fucking
Showtime Patiss kick off the they don't know they don't know how hard they then don't know
They don't hurt yeah dig just love 6 1 1 90
That's a big mother fucker dude 6 1 1 90 how big is she she's probably 5 2
11 like come on dude. What are you doing? So yes, he this is about a salt
Bad judgment
He made it a salt right because he went too far, but don't add this don't don't conflate this into all this other stuff that people are
Are doing this?
Should he should he never work again? No, I think that's well, you know what? I mean, I think it's like now they're supposed to have Bob ahead night tonight
Tonight and that's not happening
That's not even I'm gonna try to be funny. Like literally, it's supposed to have... Brendan Schopper, everybody.
Yeah.
There's supposed to have Trevor Bauer, Bobblehead night
because he's literally, you know,
one of their ace pictures.
And yeah, because you know what,
everybody being like,
this is what he does to women.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, it's like, I don't know, man.
I mean, you know, I guess you could argue both sides.
It's like, should he lose his livelihood
and never work again because he made this mistake?
How old is he?
I mean, it's 22?
I mean, I just think it's, I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, my gut tells me that it's like,
he should have a pun, he should have his 30.
Okay, two I put it in.
I mean, I think he should be punished for, you know,
again, I think he should be punished just for being stupid.
Me too. I mean, this was just stupid, you know? So, and I get it. I think he should be punished just for being stupid.
I mean, this was just stupid.
And I get it and we do dumb thing.
He's like, do you deal for 110 million dollars
in punching girls in the face?
Come on, darling.
Come on, bro.
And that's not what I'm saying, come on, bro, too.
I'm saying, my thing is like, my, my come on bro is not even about,
my, you don't know this girl.
My come on bro is like, you don't really know her.
Like you don't know, like have you ever even done this before?
Like it's like when you go to a professional now man,
I think when you go to a professional SNM person
or whatever, you know, that's why you have safe words,
that's why you have boundaries.
You have like, it's not.
But at least they're conscious to say the safe words.
It's the hurt thing and this thing.
No, but that's why, but that's no safe word. I know, but that's why you have to make sure you with someone that you for it. It's the her thing and his thing. No, but that's why, but that's no say for it.
I know, but that's why you have to make sure
you with someone that you completely trust.
It's the whole point.
She said I want to be unconscious.
Yep.
I want to be out cold.
So then you did to be out cold.
You got to be out cold with someone that you completely trust.
Yeah, not as listen first.
Not as first, not as first, motherfucker.
You don't know who we is.
This is the second time they've hooked up.
That's why she went and said I want it harder.
Yeah, but can be like, she was like, oh, say that.
But I'm saying it's still early in the game.
Yeah, but the whole thing's stupid.
Who's responsibility is it?
At that point. I would say it's his.
And I agree with you because being the older guy,
this, oh, it's not even that too,
it's like this little woman is saying something that,
and you're like, I don't know if you really,
you really want me to go harder?
I think I'm going pretty hard for this.
If I go harder, look what happened.
I was saying it was his strength.
I would say it's more on him
because she's the unconscious one.
You're the one of right mind while she's unconscious.
So it's on you, Doug.
Yeah, I know, but that's what her logic is.
I'm not harping on the unconscious part about this.
This is about. When all this salt happens. I know, but what I'm saying is, who harping on the unconscious part about this. This is about when all this salt happens
I know but what I'm saying is you're talking about the whole thing in general
No, I'm saying if she was saying if she was saying if you would have just slapped her a few times
As she woke up in her face was red and she was like, oh my god. I love it fine
The motherfucker punched her and she cracked her
Yeah, what I'm saying is he was like okay, she wanted it harder like you know
It's like that was the stupid
And she woke up like god damn
I said fuck even her was like bitch. I said hard but damn
Right now I gotta go fucking doctor and shit my point is this though at that point right now
All of a sudden now they don't know each other. Yeah, see all of a sudden now they not
Friendly, yeah now all of a sudden now they not friendly.
Yeah, now all of a sudden she's like, you know,
why would you do this to me?
If they were closer, you would think it would be like,
she would be like conversation.
Damn, what the fuck?
He's like, I'm sorry, I thought I'd be the conversation
between them.
That would be between them.
No, because they got 110 million dollars.
She go into the best doctors.
He could be like, I'm so sorry about like, you know,
they can work it or work that out.
But now it's turned into like this thing is like,
my point is like, what are the intentions of making it public like this?
What's the intention there?
Why?
When you obviously had this thing, it's because they don't know each other.
They thought they wanted something that they didn't really want in the space. They thought they want to send it that they didn't really want.
He's someone in the space.
They thought they understood and they really didn't.
And it's like, so again, all I'm saying
to you, I'm gonna fuck us out there is.
This is more nuanced than just the black and white thing
that the Twitter fucks always put out.
He hit her.
You know what I mean?
It's more than that.
And that's the discussion we need to have
so we can really learn to change our behavior
That's how you learn we could change our behavior about being like don't just trust people that you don't know
We all have made that mistake. Yeah, you know, we've all have been like it but not like punch
I'm saying like we've made a mistake of thinking that I'm not saying fun
I'm saying like you think that like oh this is going this is going someplace and then like it
It's like no, it's not because that happens even look
What may just talk about this in the first place even in the in the a Z's
Situation it becomes your texting and your saying things that you want to do and then when you get there You have an expectation now, but the other person is maybe has a different expectation
You know and maybe that could all change it's with the opportunity to get to your point
Why did that with a Z's well Well, because they don't know each other.
They know exactly.
Z's expected this.
She expected this and went down like this.
So it comes down to like, what sort of behavior should we have?
And what I'm saying is to all of us, what we've learned,
what we should have learned from the me too.
And now, no, it's hard, right?
It shouldn't be hard, but it is.
This should be honest about it is, we need to be gentlemen.
Okay, we need to treat women with respect.
And I'm not just saying it like the Twitter type
of treat people with respect, it's about like the action,
the action of it.
It's like, okay, court people, let's get back to the days,
that's why get off your fucking phones and talk.
You know, FaceTime, if you have to,
if you're gonna keep the phone, but actually try to connect
and communicate so you can really get on the same page,
get on a level because-
That's what we're finding out.
That's what we're finding out.
You're not on the same level.
That's what you're finding out.
Like that chick, what is he?
He was like, she wanted more.
It seems to me like she was looking for a husband
and he was looking for a booty call.
Yeah.
You know?
And then that turned into like, uh oh, you know?
Trouble.
And it's trouble.
And so it's like, and he's like so famous
and it's like, don't do that.
You two famous to be like, you know,
and we've all done that, I've done that.
We've all think like, you know, we're saying whatever
and then the other person is looking at you
in a way of like, well, you're, you know, you're this
and then it turns into like, so it's like,
we all have to like just back away
And that's the lesson. They should be learned from this not just like silly ideas
You see what James Hardin does to avoid all this. He just works with professionals
He pays this girl. She's like a stripper. Whatever. I forget her name Jenna. She has some he pays her
She pays her a fee of salary. He does whatever he wants with her and she signs and the signs of contract is not no other funny business
what i was obviously it's all out in public so you just doesn't care and that
and that's why
that's a guy that i do this i don't run into issues and i told and i totally get
it i mean it's like now it's like but where's the but again it's like you know
what with these kind of things like where's the romance now like where's the
like you know where's the court the court the process and the flirting and all
that stuff has been taken away because now you can't I think that's still there I think I still
there we're just dealing with these high level cases yeah like these are the extremes yeah
about our James are those are extreme examples I'm just saying look real world people I mean that
well not now but maybe now that co-wids over like they're meeting you know at work or at bars and
you you know you don't you can't just fucking text.
I don't know, man.
I just think that the lesson to be learned
from all these things is like,
you don't know each other.
Really, really delve deep into this.
There was a documentary on Netflix
about these four teenage girls
from these different towns who were victims of date rape
and how they weren't believed
and they had to like move out of their,
you know, they had to move out of their town.
It was really, it was heart wrenching
to see like, what happened to these girls, you know.
But in every single case, two things
and they never talk about it.
They were all drinking, okay.
Underage drinking, all right?
And the second part of it is,
they were drinking with people that they don't know.
Now, I'm not saying it's okay, but I'm saying when I have kids
You know the thing is to like
Teenagers are gonna try things they're gonna do stuff. I think instead of just going don't drink don't you drugs
Don't drink don't you drugs? It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. We got to start talking to them about if if you're gonna drink
Don't drink when mother fuckers. You don't know
I talked to him about if you're gonna drink, don't drink when motherfuckers you don't know.
Don't go to somebody's house, you don't know.
Or make sure to person your with,
you guys are buddy system, you're looking after each other.
It's like, I know you're going to try stuff.
But don't go to some strange person's house,
you don't know who they are
and put your stuff in a compromising situation.
Now, to that point, not to fall,
but like if I have a daughter and she calls me,
she's 21, she to fall, but like if I have a daughter and she calls, she's 21.
She calls my, she goes, dad, this Laker, this NBA player in Vimeo vs.
Asset 2am, I'm gonna go over the smoking drink, but you can do that.
Okay, first of all, no daughter is gonna call their dad.
Dad, guess what?
I'm about to go drinking, give, fuck.
Wow, Kuzma coming forward, dad, what should I do?
I'm like, what kind of relationship?
We have over relationship. We're very open with each other. How cool is my coming forward dad? What should I do? I'm like, what kind of relationship?
We have over relationship.
We're very open with each other.
We tell them everything.
It's like a bad sitcom.
Dad, guess what I'm doing.
The broad James.
Yeah, you get that, dear girl.
What I would tell her,
like, if you're going to party with these professional athletes
at two in the morning, realize
they're not inviting you because you're the party with these professional athletes at two in the morning, realize they're not inviting you
because you're the smartest kid at the party.
Like, there's gonna be expectations when you get there.
Yeah, you're gonna be like,
I've invited chicks over too when I was,
I was, no, no, no, but you know what I'm saying?
It's not gonna go down like that.
No.
But I would hope the conversation you have
is like, did you could have an honest conversation
about like, hey, like this is, you know,
cause again, things look out.
It's more, but it goes into like a psychological thing
about like, how do you help your daughter not feel insecure
or whatever, or like, you know,
but then there's a diside of like, hey, I work on my body,
like I totally get like 18 to 24,
you bust your ass to look good.
So you wanna be on Instagram, like look at me, at me shit look at my physique I'm flexing right now
It's like so yeah, we're doing we want to do we want to be like you know, hey, you know
There's guys out there and they're looking at you. It's like you know
We did empowerment of like so it really comes to like we got to talk to people about like just watch your surroundings
Be aware of what people are trying to get from you and you know
It's like make sure you're in charge,
make sure you do things that you want to do.
We gotta stop, we have to empower people to do
what they want to do.
Have some boundaries.
It's like if you're a chick, it's like,
and you're like, well, I'm gonna go over to this guy's house
and I'm gonna get double-teamed by him and his friend,
because that's what I'm into.
I like that.
We have to stop being like, oh God, why would you do that?
Don't be a whore, are know what, all that kind of shit.
It's gotta be like, what, do you trust them?
Is it a safe situation?
Do you know what it's like?
Yeah, then cool, go do your thing.
Just like, I'm just saying, it has to be about like,
you're in charge of yourself.
Hopefully my daughter's like, damn, I do.
Oh, dude.
But you know what, I already in Greg,
you know what, I know what you do.
So what?
Yeah, so what?
That's my whole point.
I know what.
That was a dad though, like, 10 years ago. No, but that's what you know. That's what you know? That's my whole point. I know what. That was a dad though, like,
10 years ago.
No, but that's what you know.
That's what you know.
That's what you know.
Here's my point though.
You're not going to have those conversations with her,
but you want to instill the idea that she can't come to you.
That she's in charge of, that she makes sure that she understands safety.
Yeah, exactly.
You know what I mean?
So it's not like just a yeah.
That's the way it's more, what am I, my favorite word?
New ones. New ones. You know, that's what it is more, what am I, my favorite word? New ones.
New ones, you know?
That's what this has to be about.
And I think that we have to people
should be in charge of their sexuality.
They should be in charge of like the thing.
And it's like, cause we're all different
from different age ranges too.
That's the lot of thing women who are like,
you know, women that are 18 to 25,
and they're at their prime, their bodies look banging.
And they're like, look, I wanna do this.
And then the older chicks who are like, you know, have you think it's like because we're done with you
You know what I mean like that you're on a whole different you're on a different track
Yeah, different don't think just because you're women you feel the same about the same thing
Yep, you're not in the same place, you know
It's like you know that's the actress who like her new nudes leaked and then like there are she the people the women on the view
The women on the view are like well, this is why you shouldn't put new to say no that's why you should
but you know I try to see you make it yeah yeah when I try to see you but don't but don't forget
that age when you were like this is this it's currency yeah that's their currency it's like you know
yeah I got here here some titties yeah you know what I mean and the guys like oh wow doesn't
great but it's like it's like it's only your in charge of it,
but don't feel like, you know,
it's all about building up stuff, esteem,
and all this kind of stuff.
I mean, that's the real important thing.
But we always get lost in the result later,
and then we start talking about like,
these things that happen,
but talk about all the things.
So again, when I talk about that documentary,
I'm talking about, it's like,
underage drinking, drinking is bad, no matter what.
I'm talking about even a little bit of alcohol.
It's proven, the science of it is bad for you, okay?
You're just making it.
You're just making it.
Just any sort of alcohol is bad for you, okay?
So if you're going to add that, you're going to add the eye, also when you're young, your
mind isn't developing it.
Yeah, it affects you differently.
And then you also add some strange boys' house who's also your age, who's hormones or going,
and then things get too far.
And it's like, it's not your fault.
But in the same way, we have to tell young black men
how to be around the police.
Then we have to also tell our young women,
this is, make sure you are safe
in these environments around men.
These hustle and diamonds. And I think that that's a fair thing. And it's not, you know safe in these environments around men. He's hostile environment.
And I think that that's a fair thing.
And it's not, you know, it's not their fault.
So a pair goes to the University of Syracuse.
Would your dad give you any heads up
for you left as a freshman?
My dad is like on edge all the time.
Like he's very aware, like always,
everybody's a bad guy.
Yeah, basically, everybody's a bad guy.
But you're like, but check this out, you're now,
you're 22, you know, you just went to a wedding, you like, but check this out, you're now, you're 22.
You know, you just went to a wedding, you like to party,
you drink, you have fun, you know,
I'm sure your dad is like, he didn't want none of that for you,
but like, how do you manage that?
Like, when you go to parties, like,
what are your safety precautions?
Are you looking out for these things?
So I'm sure you get guys are hitting on you all the time.
You're always hearing about, you know,
campus rapes and all this kind of stuff.
You know, it's like, so, are you taking precautions for yourself to make sure that you're in a
safe, comfortable environment at all times?
Oh, yeah.
I carry a taser on me and I make sure like I check my surroundings, my dad and my parents
have really taught me how to drink since I was younger.
Like when I was 17, they were, I was having drinks with them.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Just like slowly introducing to me basically.
So they were like, you know, you're not that person who's fucked up like puking on the side of the road
College like give me seven shots like feelings of bad idea. My friends have o it the ones that get sick are the ones who had strict parents
Yes, who said don't drink? They get because they let loose they have no idea and they're like all right
Fuck you mom and dad. I'm going to college now. I'm gonna do what I want and then they get drunk
She's exactly right
Yeah, there's always but there's always a rebellious stage, no matter what.
We always live through that.
You're probably at the tail end of that,
but there's still a rebellious stage
that we all live through.
Like, you know, your dad says something,
you're like, I got it, dad, okay?
You know what I mean, I got it.
You're still gonna do you, you know?
And so it's like all we could possibly do as parents or our guardians or
Set them up for success. It's set them up for success
Just make sure and I think that that's what your parents do with you. They was like listen
Yeah, what about us? What about you Kat your parents give you the talk before you went to SC?
No, but my family is really
My family is really big on partying my parents were strict, but everyone else in my family were degenerate
So I was kind of surrounded by that.
That never phased me.
And so like, you're in a newly environment.
Yeah, I'm not attracted to drinking or partying
or doing drugs or any of that.
But when you go out with your friends,
like both of you, like when you know,
haven't you, like, is it, I'm a sucker,
because this must be something you always have to think about,
is like, are you always worried about like,
any guy, their intention?
Do you always think, well, this guy's got bad intention?
You know, I say, is it always like that?
Or what level are you at?
I mean, are you good now with assessing a person
where you're like, okay, this guy might be okay.
Or do you trust your gut?
Like, or have you trusted your gut in the past
and you've been wrong?
And it's like, like, how do you manage
that those kinds of feelings?
For me, I feel like I generally just have a vibe
about people.
This guy's kind of weird.
I don't know what it is exactly, but something's off.
And you just trust that instantly.
Yeah, and I trust that instinct.
I don't like hanging around people that I don't know either.
So if it's a random person who doesn't know me
or anyone else in my circle, I'm automatically like,
oh, okay.
And it can prove to be a good person.
And it can prove to be a good person.
But there's a healthy level of, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, you can, by the way, they can prove to be a good person and there's a healthy level of yeah
Absolutely, by the way they can by the way and by the way trust is earned. It's not given
Yeah, trust me about yeah, it's earned and I think that again
That's what all this shit is about what we're talking about new wants new wants of it trust earned the trust
Let some money earn that trust you don't care how nice they are. I don't care what you don't know
I'm man. I don't care you know and it's like we don't let your ego get fed
And that's the thing too is like also about like you know, you know, it's like
You know those stupid books about like you know, like how to get women
Yeah, you know, I mean you don't you don't read them all the time
All the time I read up a book they like the book the game. Okay You know what I mean? You don't. You don't. You don't. You don't.
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all about how your intention is,
it can be used from manipulation.
For sure.
All right, because that's what,
so it's like, I was reading this.
So that's communication to sealing a deal
with business engagements, it's all.
It's like so much psychology involved in communication.
So some assholes was like,
he took the the communication was like
Oh, shit, you know what? I can get pussy like this. Yeah, you know, and he was like let me show the initiate works. So it's like, you know, I
Mean, I don't know you just again
Don't assume so much about a person that you don't really know just because you have a feeling just because you like have like an attraction
Just because you have like you know, and that's the thing
It's like I'm gonna talk about this on stage right now.
Pretty privilege is the real privilege in our country
that is detrimental.
It's not white privilege.
It's not male privilege.
I'm talking about hot privilege.
Okay, that's the real privilege, man.
That's the real thing that,
because we let our exactly,
because we let ourselves do things. Look'll put your put your yeah look I say this on stage man you think is ugly people spreading STDs?
I mean straight up you think you think it's ugly you think it's ugly people with multiple partners
not using the condom you say his on stage. No dude all right dude. All right, I'm, you hear what I'm saying?
It's not Tina from accounting.
They're like, you know, you know, you got her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I always say this is what I did.
They did, Greg.
It's one out of four people have her.
You know how you count?
You go ugly, ugly, ugly hot share.
Ugly, ugly, ugly handsome dude.
That's the dude I got her piece. That's the dude with the itchy dick.
Yeah, that's the fuck everybody.
Because how many times have you seen a hot person
and you've been like every dude is like this,
oh, you don't want to wear a condom with a hot shit?
Yeah.
No dude wants to wear a condom anyway,
but when she's hot, you're like,
what applauses good?
Yeah.
I mean, why would God make this so?
Why would God put gallery in this hot would God put down a ring and just hide it?
Let's see.
You know what I mean?
So it's just, I'm just saying, that's the privilege
that the privilege, what's wrong with that privilege is,
not for what, because we blame white people for being white.
You know, well you say, oh you white, that white privilege,
we blame them.
We can't blame a hot person.
We don't, we don't say that now. Well you hide it, you know, you, oh you white that white privilege we blame them can't blame hoppers. We don't hop up the hot we don't say that
Well you hot at you know you oh hot your jaw line piss me up
Yeah, yeah, we don't do that for them. We we we excuse we let's have we like like monsters
We give them like that like you know, it's like how many times you know and then we don't even realize how they're
Exercising that pretty privilege that hot privilege, you know, it's like look man
Hottness is like truffle oil.
It dominates the taste.
Yeah, overpower.
Yeah, overpower.
You have a truffle oil steak, you like,
ooh that's truffle oil.
Oh, you hear it's truffle oil.
Take that truffle oil.
That steak might be like,
ooh this is an undercut.
This night, I don't let it down the salt on it,
whatever it is, that's what hotness is.
Cause it just overpower. just overpowers it, man.
Like, people like, like, man, Paul Walker.
God rest his soul.
RIP, terrible actor.
Oh, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just being 100, okay?
Listen, he wasn't there.
He wasn't there.
He wasn't there.
Come on.
If I was driving the cars and that shit, I'd be like, that doesn't do a good job.
It wouldn't be me next to fucking Vin Diesel.
I would get a big man of fucking time.
I can't, I can't.
Dom, Dom, I can't.
It's not getting in gear.
I'm just saying, there's plenty of examples of like,
when he first started, I mean, come on man.
I mean, he wasn't the best actor.
You know what I mean?
He put out with it.
And no, no shade, but it was like, he made up for that.
And it was part of the package.
It's an image business.
Image is a part of the package, man.
It's a part of the package, it's all I'm saying.
I'm just using him as an example, saying like,
that was part of the package.
He became a mega star because of it, right?
And that's just part of what that is.
And we excused that for so many people.
Mm-hmm.
You gotta be sweating on that one.
I think you're in the other.
I'm sorry.
I give some kind of extra.
Like if Paris was a fat chick, she wouldn't be sitting.
You're not.
Oh, it's me 100.
Either we can't.
Yeah, you're not on me.
Hello.
Although it would be fun.
Would it?
First two weeks. Like I gotta be funny. Yeah, I'm saying yeah, this has to be funny. Yeah, like I can't go
Like it can't just be all right there like if I was as funny as some of the handsome comics. I would be working at UPS
Okay, just you know when that out
Okay, just throwing that out. Throw that out.
They're just throwing it out, man.
There's a lot of hands to make.
He fires.
Yeah, that's like, I gotta be,
because like, you know what?
Like, I've seen this.
I've seen like certain commies get off stage.
I mean, the hallway at the commister left,
I've seen the chicks, and I hear them talking about them.
You know what the first thing they say?
He's hot.
Not, oh, he was so funny.
He's hot.
They don't remember the set.
I never get that. I'm dead's no real. Remember the set. I never get that
So I get that so that's like that's my thing Not that many handsome comics though. It's not like a bunch of dying pieces up there on stage
That I mean for comics. Yeah, yeah, I always say like I always say like, you know,
comics are like, the handsome comics are like pretty women in it WNBA, you know, like they
find in the WNBA. I just say it like, there you go, be Instagram model. I just got canceled twice. I got on a Paul Walker people going to be on me and now on the bill.
I just got to be like, yeah, thank you, man.
But that would not be everyone.
There's a new one to what I said.
New ones.
New ones.
New ones.
Oh, man.
Oh, good.
What are you talking about now?
Okay.
So over in Europe, a lot of different countries are making it a law where if somebody modifies
their image on Instagram, you have to say it.
So even if you put a filter on, you have to say
that this photo has been edited or altered.
And it's starting to, why?
They're trying to work on turning around the body image issue
over in Europe, especially within the younger generation
Those expectations aren't real. You see a lot of those girls online. That is a
When I was a kid they used to blame Hollywood. They used to blame magazines. They used to be like, you know
Oh, Hollywood is making young girls have body image issues.
You know who's doing it now?
Them.
Yeah.
You're doing it to yourselves.
Because when you go on Instagram,
it's just bad bitch after bad.
With bikinis and it's just a hundred thousand of them
being like boom.
So if you're a young girl and you're like,
oh my god, I wouldn't look like my neighbor.
It ain't about being looking like Julia Roberts anymore.
So if I'm looking like fucking Diane down the street
Yeah, who got a hundred thousand followers?
And nobody knows what who she is or what she does. So I get it. This is actually a good idea. I'm not mad at I'm with it. Yeah
But yeah, I believe over a lot less bet you a lot more people would stop filtering. Oh, yeah touching up their images and stuff like
There's no filter on the picture. I see you you meet up to you, of me on the mountain?
I knew that.
Oh, I knew that.
Okay.
Well, there's an argument saying that it then pressures
influencers to always look the way they would
in a Photoshop photo.
And so it's promoting plastic surgery.
So either way you can't really.
So you can't win, but, all right.
Well, so what?
It's not there for, again, but pretty privilege.
See, like we have to make them be, like they have to look at that all the time.
Well, yeah, if you making money off your image, then your image needs to be on point.
You know, that'd be like, that's your thing. That's your thing.
That's like, you not being funny. Exactly. That's your thing.
That's your thing. Your thing has to work on your thing.
So you've made up a business of being like, you know,
a bit or those like fucking hot dudes with the swoop, and you know
Always got a little
And then you know to talk to your aunt's and I was like yeah, you have to do that shit all the time
Yeah, but they do you know job man
What else you got Jen?
Okay, Brendan have you heard about the father-son duo
over in the UK who opened up fake Supreme stores?
No, all areas.
So a father-son duo over in the UK got caught
a few years ago and they're currently getting sentenced
where they pretended to be the founder of the brand Supreme
and they would open up fake shops all around
the world selling legal fake supreme item. So I guess they're going to countries where
the trademark laws are a little lenient so they would sell fakes under the guys at their
ideal Supreme Supreme Supreme is interesting because Supreme for the longest was a kind
of a niche market in New York and it was a skate shop in New York and then the skaters would get
the shoes there they'd get like the exclusive dunks and skateboards and all
that stuff and then they kind of went mainstream so now Supreme's kind of like
this if you're like a diehard skater it's like they sold out I think Louis
Vuitton bought it but they made it they made it so now if you rock Supreme which I
do I'm a huge fan of them but now if you rock Supreme, which I do, I'm a huge fan of them.
But now if you rock Supreme, it's like,
it's more like a hype-beast culture.
Now a little bit, yeah, they've kind of transitioned.
But it's the same thing, we have it here in LA,
it's called Union.
Union did the club with Jordan, but what people don't realize,
you know those unions are a ruck all the time?
That's a skateboard brand.
Like there's skate shop.
They've been around for fucking 40 years. There's have these niche markets. You're getting into sort of's skate shop they've been around for fucking 40 years
There's have these niche mark you're getting to
Skate shop age
You've seen the union force are you trying to get out of the club? Hey dad Joe broke ass on that
Tell your ass over the Brooks brothers in
I'm gonna ask some new balance
Some comfortable walking shoes
No, I think I think look like sneaker head especially my age. I get my huge sneaker head, right?
I when you're a kid and you want those sneakers want those Jordans ones two's three's four's the 11's you're a kid
You can afford them my parents can afford them now. I'm at the age where they're re-releasing them
And they're doing these collabs with companies. I like a union and now I can afford them
So now I stick with it. This is your people's fault
I apologize you you fans you
Supporting his habit. That's why you're telling those shoes are tight. I get it. I get it. It's a dig thing. What else you
got, Jen?
Are you all?
Okay. So there's apparently this terrible problem over in Australia where they have a
bunch of rats and mouses just infesting the entire country. And one woman woke up in
the middle of the night because a mouse got onto her face and started eating at her eyeball.
Oh my God. Hold up. How deep of a sleep are you in the
there? I was able to crawl on your fucking face. Open that. Start gnawing like like oh, yeah, like come on talk about I guess I talk about rough sex when you sleep
Like right now over in Australia and it's been happening for the last six months
Yeah, I was I was an australia with a buddy of mine and we like walked out of like a
Like a fast food place. We just walk in and eaten and a fucking bird.
Okay, my friends eating it.
Like a flock of birds attacked him for the food.
Yeah, damn.
It was crazy.
What?
Like these pigeons here, they home trained.
You know what I mean?
A pigeon, they go, a pigeon, they go, fuck a fuck.
These were the people that they were in here.
They were like, yeah!
You know what I mean?
Came down and tried to get the food. And we were sliding them off. They were like, I ha! You know what he fucking came down and tried to get the food and we were sliding.
He was like,
it was so, it was like,
it was like,
oh man, traumatizing.
You know what happened in Florida actually?
With what, like a seagull?
Yeah, I was walking down the beach
and I had Chick-fil-A and I was starving.
And I was so excited to eat my friggin' Chick-fil-A sandwich.
And the seagull comes, right?
So I'm about to take a bite and just takes it out of my hand.
Oh, it's damn. And the food went with take a bite and just takes it out of my hand.
Damn.
And the flu away with it and then all like swarmed and ate my sandwich and I was pretty upset.
What?
Now there's those giggles or gays.
You have to see like those big geese like that Lake Balboa.
I'll take my kids down.
We'll walk around Lake Balboa.
There's geese there that are fucking feet size 14.
Like they can fit my shoes.
Big ass feet.
Florida got a lot of
jack geese's and tiger there's one big black one tiger go now I'm like
you keep fucking that thing you mean a fight fight but you're the same size size
14 shoe I'm gonna film it you know world star I'm not outdoorsy like that
I'm the park dog you know you're. You know? Yeah. Yeah, Bert, take my cheek, Flam, kill that fucking thing.
Here's an update to your favorite story of the week.
This woman has pled guilty.
And she is currently being sentenced to 210 days in jail
and then she has two years of probation.
Have you seen this case, Eric?
OK, first of all, yes.
I mean, what am I gonna say pretty
privileged she don't know it all goes from here.
That's not a fat guard not making the article. Also the fat guard we're not gonna be
up in arms about it like with this one we're like all right you know wait
but she also the head guy who hired
her you know what you're doing dog bringing this finance girl around all these inmates locked up for
life and shit but that could be that could be her thing too like she's like look at all the
attention she's getting from the from the that's she probably got off on that like you know she
let the homeboy bang her out in front of 11 other inmates what I'm saying I'm saying that she's
like that like that could be just like she's like the the voyeurism, she's in the like, bad boys.
You know where the bad boys are?
They in prison.
The baddest boy.
But it's the baddest boy in the fucking neighborhood.
The fuck is on prison.
But what I still wanna know what the dude looks like,
who they still haven't released his photo.
They still haven't released his photo.
Well, they released her photo.
Yeah, they released her photos.
If I was in prison and this was walking around.
Well, I'm doing 20 to life.
I'm like, what?
You know, I'm running game on it.
You know what I mean?
I'm making prison wine.
I'm making food too short.
My girl is that special.
I mean, I'm in the eight, seven days.
I'm down in arts and crafts.
I get her.
Yeah.
I get her.
I get her.
I get her.
I get arts and crafts.
I get her.
I get her.
I get her. I get her. I get her. I got it. He got it. He got it to win work.
He make it up. He's like, yo girl. And she probably loved it. Every second of it. Just walking around me and hot.
She loved it. She loved it. She loved it.
Little race you think he was.
Again, I'm dying to see the guy. Because I can't
bet anything. She looks like she's like. She looks like she's like, let's see. Yeah, let's see. Yeah, let's see.
Yeah, she looks like she's like Tina.
So he probably was like, his 11.
He had a tattoo right here for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, small night, small night.
Couple of tears.
Tattoos down the face.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I bet his boys like, tell us what's like.
He saw it, man.
You know, that, you saw it.
You saw it.
Well, this is where I get stories for days.
Tell us again.
Damn.
They said there's no single man out of prison. No, she was actually
married when this happened. They were going through a rough patch and that's how to
pull in her pants so he could fuck her through the pants so she wouldn't get caught.
Something hot about it. I guess. Pretty privileged though. Yeah, I mean, I'd be upset. I mean, that ward that warden knew what though he's like damn you some big acid. Yeah, well, how are you?
All right, putting it putting you on the death row block. No, I know but again
But see there's something unfair about that too is like so if you look like that you can't have a real job correct
Around the
Monster
Blue balls you have this blood ass these These Janus titties like, come on. She won't get in there. You're
literally, but you're tortured in these guys. Well, they then don't fucking rob a
liquor store. Yeah, you're right. You know what I mean? Fair enough. So, so we're
gonna hire hooter waitresses around prison. Yeah. Just to torture. Yeah, that's
perfect. This one. This one. This one. You're not getting because you in jail. I feel like
crime. Just shake it in a second and it's in his head.
Okay, so over in Alabama somebody recorded a gas station covered by what's it called?
Mayflies.
I've never heard of Mayflies before, but apparently they're aquatic bugs that only live for a
day so they could mate and then they die after.
Oh, there's hang outside the fucking supermarket. Well, they're inside the gas station. Oh, this is hanging outside the fucking supermark.
Well, they're inside the gas station too.
Oh, man.
Just flying around.
Of course they are.
Where's the Missouri or some shit?
Oh, Alabama.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, my God.
Jesus, current.
It's playing with me.
Well, this is the fun stuff you do in Alabama.
God.
Wow, I have words of God.
I'm just walking around with Raid.
I don't know what that story was about.
Someone said this in and I didn't know you could actually post this on Instagram, but
this is Halsey.
Oh.
Oh.
So I have to blow out the blur this off for sure, but you can't.
She's going to get moved, removed.
Is that a Game of Thrones?
It looks similar to it.
And what she said she wants to do
is make it normalize that for moms
have their titties out like this.
Yeah, okay, fine.
I don't care.
It's good and bad.
There's good forward, there's bad forward,
but it doesn't matter.
There's some of my TikTok and my TikTok gets banned.
You're not always good.
TikTok is a third kid.
It's a third kid, sir.
Well, first of all, here's a thing though.
I mean, it's like, you know, they're practically,
I see nipples all the time on through the shirts anyway.
I mean, I don't know what they're, what are they hiding at this
point anyway.
But this is a, this also obviously she knows you can get
traction. So, but my fourth album comes out, all these 27.
Listen to, Eric's point is pretty privileged. Yeah.
Now, Lizzo did this, we're all number 10, it's all good,
but is it all good?
You know what I mean?
If Lizzo was like, album comes out next week,
we're all got damn girl, because Halsey's finance did
or like, oh, yeah, he's right.
Exactly my ex-ass, you're point.
Like this is hope, this is the right direction.
Yeah, you stick my around bodies and breastfeeding. No, there's not well
It's when the other ones do it. Yes, that's this isn't brave. No, when the other one's
Go back to this great. There's nothing brave about this. Okay, just saying this ain't courageous or brave
You're perfect. Itty on my Instagram is in gonna actually Lizzo is the one that needs to be doing this. Yes, because that's brave
Yeah, okay And horrifying then needs to be doing this. Yes. Because that's brave. Yeah.
Okay.
And horrifying.
I was just gonna leave it at the brain.
I mean, damn, that's like a big meal too.
Like that nipple is bigger than the baby's mouth.
I mean, that's all.
I mean, that's a fat ass.
That's a big nipple, dude.
The lexon hard.
I mean, the federal.
Here it goes.
Oh, that's a big stag. He's such a man. He said that's that vintage. Simple dude Lexed hard I mean federal
That's that a vintage
Every almost Continent I know they're bigger by yeah
The babies can't see very well and so the bigger the area is the bigger the target is for them
Okay, there you go. There we go. Breast gets filled
That's why that picture of
a cardie beat that viral.
Remember when her tail was out
and everyone said her area was
were huge. Yeah, that's a.
Yeah, she's pretty good.
Yeah, she's pregnant right now.
Cardi B. Yeah.
All right, someone else sent in this.
I don't know who it is though,
but it's just this.
Oh, what?
Yeah, what's dog?
What is it?
Brian Calon of she's a pig.
That's big. That's Brian Calon's a pig right?
I got some balls on them y'all
I think why they all wore it up. Yeah, I don't know where
Pig is the outfit hideous do you think?
Maybe didn't know nothing about it. But then there's this thing
There's the thing that is climbing so I think he's trying to get they're trying to get seeming out of it
Maybe see it. No, that's a it's a deformity man. Yeah, anyway, you have big ass balls like that. I don't know
So I'm seeing full of ceiling. Oh, that's oh my god. Hasag chug. Come on man. Who put that?
Do you guys want to get into the Rachel Nichols thing at all? Sure? Okay?
So you know about this air. Yeah, I do. I love to talk about about it. I didn't need a Kleenex real quick. Kleenex?
Yeah, allergies.
Yeah, something.
Yeah, from one on a head.
You guys need to get a, you guys need to get a humidifier.
No, we need to leave and go to Calabases.
Thank you for pointing that out.
Knuckles.
Need like a air purifier.
Yeah.
She's gonna give you some napkins or Kleenex right now.
Break down the Rachel Nipples thing
because I definitely have some opinions on this.
So about a year ago, she was recorded on her own camera,
I think it was just recording.
And somehow someone got of the footage
or the actual audio of it.
And she's talking about one of her coworkers.
Real Taylor, who's a pretty good eye.
She's one of my friends.
And I'll just play the clip for you
because it's controversial because of the diversity issue
that was happening at ESPN in the first place.
So she was worried about her particular job.
So let me preface it like this.
So ESPN has had an issue with diversity on air talent.
So you don't need to play something.
Basically she goes, if you need to give her more things to do,
refer into the African American lady.
If you need to give her more things to do because you're feeling
pressure about your crappy, long time record or diversity
Which by the way I know personally from the female side of it like go for it. Just find it somewhere else
Is it weird? I don't have a problem with this here. What she's saying. Hell yeah, boy
That's that honker I'm saying. I'm wrong. No, I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm wrong.
I'm wrong.
He can't just have a right.
He's wrong.
He's wrong.
It was pretty loud.
I'm wrong.
He was.
No, but she, to me, like, I don't think it's a racist issue.
She didn't sound, she's saying, you're saying, you,
and she admits she's like, you guys have a problem
with diversity.
And I agree with giving her more jobs,
but don't take my job away by giving her more jobs. Everyone gets, oh this is racist, you're holding this girl down, she's
like, no, no, I'm not saying no, give her more jobs. Don't take away my fucking job because
Rachel is good at her job. Now before you chime in, I'll say this, the person she's
on the conversation with is Lebron James Management. She's, she's managed by Lebron James
Management, which is a caveat to that and I think Clay Travis pointing this out
If you notice why a lot of players don't want to play with LeBron James
If you notice LeBron James Management and LeBron James has they represent a lot of these people that work at ESPN
If you notice when the Lakers lose a game or he has a bad game that's not featured on ESPN
He controls the entire narrative. It's never his fault. It's always somebody else's fault
So you you notice like she works for LeBron James man, but they represent her
So when LeBron James has a when LeBron has bad game. She's not like LeBron what happened?
You look tear about there everything she tipped holes around it and none of that ever gets addressed
We said a whole nother issue, but go ahead here
Well, I also talked about this too on my podcast what you said riffing with Griffin. Make sure to check that out great pod
Here's a thing what am I gonna say? Yep, it's nuanced
How so what's the word? I'll tell you why because
This is two different sides and overall issue so she's suffering from the overall issue
Yes, so he has been has had a longstanding issue
of not being diverse and especially from women
and people of color, unless you're like
some professional athlete that's coming in.
So, her thing is like, I busted my ass to get to this point.
Rachel Nichol.
Rachel Nichol.
I busted my ass to get this point.
Very good, it was close.
And I'm here at this point right now.
And that is a job that I wanted.
That's a job that I have done before. And why am I not doing that again? Okay, whatever her thing is for there.
That'd be a final. And so then you have this thing where she's saying where it comes across
is like, listen, just because you haven't been dealing with this issue all this time.
That's the issue. Now you all of a sudden want to deal with it and it makes it look like,
why doesn't it have to be me versus her? Why don't you take away with some one of these
slubby ass white boys you got on a, uh, she's not doing shit. Yeah, why don why should take away with some one of these slubby ass white boys you got on He's not doing shit. Yeah, why should take away somebody else's job? Why does it always have to be we have to have the one woman?
I know so
That's that overall issue there now. Yes, being so woke. Yes, being so woke
Which is the reason why the ratings are in the fucking tank. Yes, being is so woke that when this came out
They took her show the jump, her NBA show,
they took that away from her,
and now she's not working the NBA finals at all anymore.
Yeah, so it's like it sucks because now,
my other issue about this is,
why was this released?
I have a problem with that.
I have a huge problem with that.
I didn't play at ESPN released.
Yeah, I have a huge problem with that.
That business me off because she's having a conversation
with someone she trusts and she's not being like,
it's not like she's saying anything disparing. She's being like very much like, look, I'm a
woman, I've dealt with this too. And like, you know, it's like now I feel like I'm I think she wasn't
being in in any way vicious. There's no racism. There's no racism in it at all. Okay, so she has
that issue. Now, on the other side of it, for the other one, Maria Taylor, she's like, who's looking
for a $9 million contract? she's going for her side of it
she's like yo yeah you want to talk about diversity try being black and a woman at ESPN and let's
talk about that and so now now yeah but to that point Eric she's black and she's a female and
she's asking I think they offered her five million originally she wants nine million she wants
Steve and Smith money hilarious not there yet, but that's what she wants
Clearly though for her to get even 5 million 9 million. I mean pretty good gig
No, I know but here's the so it's like obviously they're they're paying you and you're good at your job
She's crazy talented. I know but here's the issue because of their longstanding issues with diversity and not doing that enough
Now when someone
like Ria Taylor gets a job, everyone else looks and goes, well, she's only getting this
job because she's black and she's a woman.
Now, not because of her talents.
It's just like when Moonlight won.
Moonlight won the Oscar.
Oh, there it was.
Moonlight won the year that it was Oscar so white.
Now, that movement took away from this great movie.
Correct.
Okay? But that's what has to this great movie. Correct. Okay?
But that's what has to happen to change.
So, from the real Taylor sitting there like,
yo, I'm talented.
I deserve this job too.
She's, you know, I deserve this job too.
They're both talented.
Right, so that's why this is, to me,
the fault becomes this company has to change their policies
and not doing it this way.
But you don't do that expensive Rachel Nichols.
Right. And also, for that to be't do that expensive Rachel Nichols. Right.
And also for that to be leaked, which is insane to me.
Yeah.
Why that's on the hard drive at ESPN for an employee to find
and bring out and fuck over Rachel Nichols is the bigger it.
I know.
And the thing too is like, again,
divorce yourself of your feelings because
and try to see all these sides.
And it's hard for people to do that.
You know, it's like when you're a person of color,
you out here being like,
oh, here's a white woman, boom, boom, boom,
talking about, you know, and now here we once again,
we're being held back, it's like,
that's a fair valid feeling, okay.
All right, but you got to divorce yourself of that
and look at all of this.
Look at this woman's track record.
Rachel Nichols works with a lot of black people.
She don't hate black people, you know?
Yeah.
Everybody knows her. She's on her show of black. She has an off show or black she has been off-managed by black people she's in a NBA show here
off-screen I've talked about two works with Richard Jefferson and Perk and notice any those
people stuck up for Rachel Nichols yeah it's like anyone she worked with I called up she is not
raised in the United States so this is like so what this is this is like this is this is this is
this is a ESPN Disney issue this is a Rachel Nichol that this is like this is a Twitter so it's always this is a ESPN Disney issue. This is a Rachel Nichol
whole girl issue. This is a ESPN issue on 4-T Rachel Nichols is suffering from
it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she lost her fucking job.
It have some backbone ESPN. Yeah.
It's tough. It's a tough issue. It's a tough issue and it shouldn't just be
looked at so surface. And that's what people do. They just look at things
on the surface and they think they understand when it's like, this is deeper. If you listen to her words,
too, she's very much being like, you know, and I feel I understand even for myself because,
you know, here I am, had to bust my ass in the comedy business to get to a certain point.
Like, even say at the comedy store, for instance, to get up at the comedy store, I had to do all this
work. Now, the Me Too movement happens and you have all these people that are always tweeting up and line up and like him
Oh, all male lineup again. Oh male lineup. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Take another look. It's still mostly white
So don't take away from me
You're gonna take away from me. So I'm lumped in now. I'm lumped in just cuz oh male, but so
So my perspective is I worked hard to get here
So now like you're taking away, but also I mean, you know what I mean?
Here's my thing with that air you're to defend the time story
You're on there on that lineup the O.R. The main room the building
The only reason you're on there not because you're white black
Transwear you're on there because you're one the funniest people at the comedy store like that's how the comedy store should work yeah but it's not a
meritocracy doesn't work but it but it should be it should but it's not fear that
oh because a woman who's less funny is taking a spot from a or any male or
black male or anybody for that matter if funny you should should have no race
should have no gender it doesn't matter the comedy stores job is to make the
crowd left laugh male actually actually actually the comedy stores job should have no race, should have no gender, it doesn't matter. The economy store's job is gonna make the crowd laugh.
Laugh, mail, fee, and finance.
Actually, actually, the economy store's job
is to sell tickets and drinks, okay?
But how do you do that?
And write.
How do you do that?
No, no, but that's the thing that these people
that are saying is need to understand.
They're a restaurant.
They are a business.
They're a bar restaurant.
Whoever's selling tickets,
the people that's gonna be on the line up, regardless if they are funny or not. Okay.
So yes, you might want to look at and be like, this is unfair representation of this.
Because right now, Asian hate is a big thing. So you got like a lot of the Asian comics,
they were like, Hey, we want, hey, why aren't we getting like, it's like, okay, you can have
a all, you want to have a, is it all Asian lineup gonna sell out?
It's gonna sell out of the week?
I don't know, you know, they try it someplace and see,
it's an all female lineup, I don't know,
but that's what they do and I don't like those kinds of shows.
Yeah, well also I just feel like it's a disrespect
to like the Asian people that are on the lineup,
the women that are on the lineup.
They're not even looking at that.
They're just looking at certain people on those lineups and then they're gonna say, oh, all male lineup. There's women on those on the lineup. They're not even looking at that. They're just looking at certain people on those lineups,
and they're gonna say, oh, I'll mail a lineup.
There's women on those fucking lineups.
There's a lot of...
It's on there every time.
That's what I'm saying.
So it's a disadvantage when they do that.
It's such a life.
It's a disadvantage.
It's a disadvantage.
Eliza, Whitney, you know, any letter of it,
all these women that get on this world
are all like really funny in town.
Exactly.
You know what I mean?
But what I'm saying is I understand that feeling you might get the Rachel Nichols feeling
because like if you're white and you work hard and you're a good person and you're not
racist, you're lumped in regardless.
Correct.
You're just lumped in.
So I can understand as a person of color, I can understand looking out and seeing some white people being like upset of always having to answer to
we're not all racist.
3000 years of like, you know, and again, ESPN, that's just like, you know, like,
hey, white people, you all fucked up for 5000 years. You know, this is a result of that.
You know, so it's like, yeah, fix your shit.
Yeah.
So then we can move past this.
And we can, we can't move past it yet
because that kind of stuff's still happening.
There's still privilege in the world.
There's still, the wealth is not,
there's another wealth disparity.
But this one, I don't know.
This is very privilege.
To me, the shame on this is the issue is you have two talented Rachel Nichols and the
other Maria Taylor.
Yeah.
And if I watch Maria all the time, she's a beast.
Yeah, give them both a job.
You should both work.
Yeah, they should both be there.
Yeah.
Take your job from somebody else.
Yes, we're all saying.
Why does it have to be like, when you're looking at all the people that work here and you're
saying you're looking at all that you go, all right, so yeah, what we'll do is, she's a one man,
we'll take away the way, like why?
But it's also hard to just say yes,
panns, or racists, or anything.
Not saying that, but it's also weird to say
that they have issues too, because who's their top paid
employed?
Yeah, but that's even a smith.
I know, but in America.
Yeah, but that's, but that's, okay,
but because who's the top basketball analyst?
What's Jay Williams or Jaylen Rose?
African America.
But those are the professional athletes, I think,
it comes from a different, that's a different thing.
I don't even count them, you know?
Interesting.
I don't, I don't, because they're there,
they're there because of what they did.
They're professional athletes, you know.
Cause the experts in the field.
Yeah, they're experts in the field.
Yeah, but it's like, that's why they have athletes
and they also have a built-in, you know, there's built-in fame and having that kind of stuff.
But just because Steven A. Smith is the highest paid player because and he,
and it's highest paid one is, but because he had to be exceptional, you know, so he had to be like,
I bet you, if you looked at all the salaries of ESPN, there's probably some white people that are
close to him that are not doing what he does his numbers
They do do what he does. I don't know and you just go like but I'm saying is like like that's not that's not to look to point him out and be like
Well, because that's like in comedy too. You can be like well who's the highest-pay comic? Yeah, they heart Dave Chappelle Kevin Hart
They had to be because they had to be the best. But so is the white guy.
Yeah, but Bill Burr has to be the best, you know what I'm saying?
I know, but like, that's the value.
That's the way it is.
No, no, I understand that, but it's not, it's not,
but you can't look at the couple of black people
to be like, well, there's no problem.
That's all I'm trying to say.
You can't look at just because you're pelling,
Kevin Hart are the most famous and most,
you know, they have the most famous and most of you know that
they have the most money or
but as a way well there's actually no race problem that's the you don't use
the cuz they're they're not the they're not the norm their their their
exceptions they're not the norm so how should you look at it they're not about
because they're pretty good example i understand but because if you're white
and that listen i'm not defend this but if you're white guy let's say you're
white comic right now if you're white guy let's say you're white comic right here white male comic trying to special netflix i mean i
go for it well i mean i don't i don't know if that's true i mean how do we
know i mean if if you who are the ones trying to get them i'm you know if you
look at these specials i think it's still happening i think it's still i
think it's i think that the specials that are being given out are to some some of them are giving out to people that aren't even as famous or bringing in numbers
like Chappelle and they get in the specials.
And you're in their right?
Yeah.
I have a, I have a, and you tell me, again, I bring on to so educated, I have a problem
saying, oh, Dave and Kevin, they don't count.
I'm not saying they don't count.
I'm saying their exceptions.
They're saying their exceptions, they're not the norm. I'm not saying they don't count. I'm saying they're exceptions. They're saying they're exceptions, they're not their norm.
It's not.
But signfield and Tosh Point O and Rogan are the exception
for white people.
No, but there's a lot of,
there's a lot of white comedians,
because look, we can't deny that there's been racism
in Hollywood or there's been like,
there's no denying that.
Over the years?
Yeah, over the years, over the past.
That's just our country.
Our country was a racist.
We had Jim Crow laws.
We had like, we're still dealing
with the repercussions of that.
There was never a time when it was like,
there was no Jackie Robinson for white people.
Okay?
So you can't deny that there was like,
these issues are still, there's still people alive
who hated black people.
We know, there's grandparents who are alive right now
that didn't like the Jackie Robinson
was led into baseball.
They're still alive today.
We haven't weeded that all out yet.
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But what I'm saying is like, we have made huge strides
and I see that.
I'm definitely not somebody that's out here talking about,
you know, the white man, I'm not,
I'm not, there's some liberal like that.
I'm not saying that at all.
I'm just talking about like, when you look at a company
like ESPN, for instance, just saying that company,
for instance, they've had a track record from the beginning of it being like, you know, a toxic male place, you
know, but it's a fucking sports.
Sports.
You know sports.
Male dominated.
Male dominated things.
So it's sports and it was mostly white, you know, and it's still mostly white.
And so we're making changes, we're making advancements and things.
The advantage is that mostly white because that was the pool that the sample from.
Well, that's the only pool they sampled from not not that that's also so if they have a hundred applications
Yeah, and five of those out of the hundred 95 of them are white males five of them are black
You know, I'm saying like you got to look at the people that are signing up for these jobs
Yeah, but the thing is it's kind of like the coach and remember they made the Jack Rooney rule
You have to interview African American coaches and then and whenever a lead whenever a team would hire just a white guy
Like what the fuck man? Well, they'd be like, yeah, no, we get that
But we had 15 applications of those 15 12 on more white people. No, that's not true though
You're talking about a sport that is over 75% black playing playing
over 75% black. Playing.
Playing, players are not, and so that,
they're not being represented in management,
coaching, general managers, all those things
because, you know, they're not being represented
and when your workforce is like that,
there's some kind of disparity going on,
the disparity going on there.
So, you know, they, Let me ask you, let's see you on a team, right there. So, you know, they-
Let me ask you this here, let's say you own a team, right?
But they, I know, but-
But let me say you own a team and you want
the best head coach possible.
Do you give a fuck what color it is?
You wanna win ball game.
I think they, I think that yet they do.
I think if you are a billionaire and you want,
and you wanna feel comfortable
and you hire people that look like you,
and I don't think it's always like,. I don't think it's always like so.
I don't think racism is always like a negative connotation
to it where it's like, I hate black people so much
is like, I really like white people.
Or maybe they don't like people.
Yeah, they're not in their circle.
They're like, well, this guy looks like me.
Without there's nepotism, there's like a lot of other issues.
I'm saying if I own the team and I have 10 applications,
half are white, half are black, right?
I don't give a fuck if you're Asian.
Yeah, you might feel that thing, but who's the best head coach?
You might feel that way, but the white billionaire
who's been white billionaire his whole life
from a white billionaire family, he might feel that way.
You know, we don't know.
He might be like, yeah, you know,
if I had to pick between 10 qualified people
and they're all qualified,
because what about that?
Well, if all 10 are qualified, who you gonna pick?
Well, they're all qualified.
If they're all not, if they're all to me,
who's gonna fit my offense or defense
or leadership best?
Well, it also, is your shit because it's a white guy.
I understand that, but the reason why you're getting shit because it's a white guy. I understand that, but the reason why you're getting shit
because it's a white guy is because of history.
We haven't gotten past it yet.
Look, you can just look at sports
and see how long it takes to weed out racism.
If you look at basketball, it was all white.
All white players, all white coaches.
White, white, white, white, white, right?
Then they allowed some black players in.
They took over.
And there was like a few black players, right? Now it was like all black players, mostly, why, why, why, right? Then he allowed some black players in. They took over. And it was like a few black players, right?
Now it was like all black players, mostly black players,
but there still wasn't any black coaches.
Now we have black coaches,
but there still wasn't any black general managers.
Now we have like one or two black general managers.
But we're still working on it, see what I'm saying?
And then now there's only one black owner, all right?
It took a hundred years.
So, but my question for you,
you know, a hundred more years.
Should it be all black owners then?
I'm not saying it should be all black owners,
but I'm saying it's not everyone has the same opportunity
to do this, to get to that level.
To get to that opportunity.
Yeah, there's not even people that have like,
this is, we're talking about generational wealth.
I mean, the next generation,
to own a team, but to be in management,
it usually goes on who played before,
then they in the coaching.
Oh, that's necessarily, not necessarily the coaching. Not necessarily, not necessarily.
Not necessarily.
No, not necessarily.
I mean, that's the thing they use to like,
you know, there are plenty of,
there are plenty of like white coaches
who just were college coaches,
who maybe played or not,
and who are coaching in the NBA.
Steve Nash.
You know.
No coaching experience,
just went straight to the head coach in the Brooklyn.
I know, that's the, but that's a whole other issue. You could talk no coaching experience just went straight to the high coach in the Brooklyn. I know that's, but that's, that's a whole other,
that's a whole other issue you could talk.
You can go into like, was he,
did he deserve that job?
And I think they lost because of his inexperience as a coach.
That's fair.
You know what I mean?
I don't think he was ready for that job.
And I don't think he should have got that job.
He wasn't ready because you could see the way he
the choices he made in the fine, in that game.
But if you don't let Kevin Durant play every single minute,
you give him some rest so we can have though, right?
No, not always.
You have green head 27 points.
You deal with two injured players.
You deal with James Harden and Kyrie Irvings out.
So would you be saying, would you keep the same energy
if Kyrie Irving, James Harden and Kevin Durant,
I bet you they would have won?
I know, obviously your coaching comes in
when those people are not there.
And how do you make adjustments? And he didn't make good adjustments. You didn't make good adjustment to me. I think they lost because of his coaching
But anyway regardless of that so maybe he was I bet Patrick you would have been more qualified for that
He's been an assistant coach now for but now he works at Georgetown
But he finally got that job. I'm just saying Chancel bill I'm just saying like
Opportunities are gonna happen once we keep generations have to go by now
There's like there's gonna be more black billionaires, so maybe they'll be able to like maybe you know
No, LeBron James's kid will be so wealthy. They he'll be able to buy a team
It just takes time, but you know the people hold on to their power
I mean that there's a what what land in the country has not is not owned by somebody
You know, there's no new things, you know, you, it's all like that. You know what I mean?
So it's like, it's a generational thing
and it's just, it's gonna take a while
to weed those things out.
And once time goes by, we'll be better about it.
But we are better about it.
Race is not as big as issue as Twitter makes it out to me.
You know, but there are people who come from a different era
who still remember things.
My mom remembers being, having a lot of prejudice against her.
You know, your parents.
I'm sorry, was your mom white or was your dad white?
My mom's a person of color.
You know, my mom's fair skin like me.
She's mixed like me.
But I'm saying that she remembers,
you know, having to deal with that,
having to deal being a nurse and like,
you know, people like being like, you know,
I don't want this, you know, can we get, is there a white nurse? That kind of stuff was happening, man. We can't deny
that that stuff happened. And then so, you know, those feelings are still prevalent in our country,
but they're going away. Or it doesn't matter. It's getting to a point now where like, it don't matter.
Like, you hate black people, okay, but, you know, this was to do not think you don't matter.
It don't matter, man. So that's where we get into the point of that, but like, you know, right now,
when we're going through this transition,
we're gonna have these feelings that you feel.
And I respect that feeling.
I respect the feeling.
The feeling of why people being like,
yo man, I'm yes.
Yes.
I'm not feeling tack, I'm not racist.
I'm not, I'm not, you know,
I'm from it.
Yeah, but you know what your great grandfather probably was.
That's not fair to say either.
And this is what the problem is on all levels. That's what
women feel like too. So it's like, it's not about like when we talk about the lineup
at the comic store or any comedy club where we go like, well, there's funny women, but
there's other women who are saying, I don't have those same opportunities. How do I even
get to the point where I could be seen, where I can be on the same level. It's a different
conversation, right? Because, yeah, Eliza Because Eliza and Whitney became undeniable.
Like you put me on stage,
because I'm funny as fuck.
Yeah, but they used to be those women, right?
Like they figured it out.
But they, you know, again, those are examples
of people who work through it, you know?
But those are the people you get to point to.
I know I'm a North Star, right?
I understand, but not everybody still
feels like they had the same opportunity. Just because a couple of people broke
through, the fact that they had to break through is the problem.
And the exception, and the fact that they had to break through is the problem.
When you get to sense that other people didn't necessarily have to break through,
they just kind of like mosey their way in.
You know, it was like, here you go.
But how do we know if people just mosey,
not everybody just moseys their way in?
I know, and that's the reason why it should be based off
of talent, but it's not because, look,
as much as I talk shit about,
most of all I'm talking shit about
like the pretty privilege and all that stuff,
it is an image business.
It is important to look your best, be your best.
It's, you know, so it's like, you know,
I don't care, like, you know, you some funny ugly person,
you know, what movie are you gonna be in?
You know what I mean?
Like, this is an image business too.
So I get why.
Yeah, I'm saying, you know what I'm saying?
Like, what do you, you know, you got your, you know,
that's the thing.
That's part of it too.
So it's like, you know, that's,
and then people just seem to forget that, you know,
we had this kind of like romanticized feeling of comedy that it's about. The funniest people, and it's like, you know, people just seem to forget that. You know, we had this kind of like a romanticized feeling of comedy that it's about the funniest
people and it's like, I figured out a long time ago that it ain't about just being funny.
It's about stuff, man. It's other things. It's about connecting with your fan base.
It's about, again, image, or people find you attractive if people find, like, you know,
all these kinds of things are also funny.
It's weird because what your fan might find funny in your set you know
Eliza's fan doesn't think it's funny at all or people yeah it's like music like
you might hate Drake I love Drake. He's fire. Are people aren't even or people aren't
even coming because they think the person is like funny funny. Funny might not even
be the first thing correct. Like there are people that like there are people that
say would like someone like Eliza for for instance, you know, I have a friend of mine.
The guy that sold me my car is this young gay dude, you know.
It loves her.
And he was like, I love her so much.
And it was like, can I go to the club?
And she took a picture with him, you know, I said,
okay Eliza, this guy really likes you.
And she was like, sure.
I mean, what I'm saying is like,
I don't know if it was all just because he thought
she was funny so much.
It's like, what's she represented?
Yeah, how she, she connected to what the thing she was saying.
You know, so it's not like, again, the comics,
you need to stop romanticizing funny,
making it out like it's just about,
I gotta make this crowd laugh.
That's the whole package.
It's the whole package, you gotta connect.
You gotta connect it, you gotta like,
and sometimes you just don't do that.
I don't know what it is.
You know what I mean, I'm still struggling
with trying to figure this out. I'm trying to what it is. You know what I mean, I'm still struggling to try to figure this out.
There's comics who don't connect.
I know it comes savages.
We're like, dog, bee, how are you not
making tens of millions dollars a year?
He's like, you tell me, dog.
I can sell tickets.
I'm like, the best joke right in the world.
He's like, yeah, yeah, people don't care.
It is, man.
I mean, it is what it is, dude.
I mean, so it's like, you have to sit here and like,
you're not deserved things.
You know, it's just like, you figure it out. You don't know what it is, dude. I mean, so it's like you have to sit here and like, you know, you're not deserved things. You know, it's just like you figure it out.
You don't know what it is.
Sometimes it just works.
You know, I mean, look at you, man.
You know, it's not everybody would say
you're the funniest guy in the world.
I mean, you know that.
You struggle with that yourself of being like,
I want respect as a comic and you're working.
But, you know, it's like there are people
who are always getting on you about,
that's guys not funny.
It don't matter.
There's something about your personality. There's something about your personality,
there's something about your charisma
that you have thousands and hundreds of thousands
of people who are like, we love burning in shop
and I wanna go see its comedy
regardless if we think it's funny or not.
And so there's something there.
And that's the thing that people don't understand.
And I've been a victim of that because I'm older,
so I come from a school of like,
it was about building up your brand in the clubs
and you got introduced to Hollywood
and you wanted to get on a sitcom
and you wanted to do your Beverly Hills cop movie
and it was like a whole different way of building up.
And now we have this new thing,
we have these podcasts where people are connecting
and they think they know you. You're like, you're like you're like that. You know, you're the big brother that they they they love and it's like so
It's like whatever so it's like when so if so anybody after this like I don't think brain and shop it's funny. It's like so
You know what I mean that it's like who cares?
So it's like that is the whole package that people have to like start to to look at and so
What people might be saying when they're looking at like you know a place that they're not given everybody the opportunity to
Show their whole package and they're not getting that whole that get that opportunity because maybe they're you know
Because my people might think it's because well they're they're not white or they're not whatever.
There's something.
Or there's something.
And people that are in charge are like, well we want people that look like this.
Or we want, or you know, it's just a, it's not, it's tribal.
It's not always, again, the result could be the same, but it's not always laced in like
racism.
Yeah, it could be tribal.
People are just tribal too.
People are like, I like people that look like me.
You know, like women are allowed to do this all the time. Girl power like you know
We're going to go see the girls. What are you know because they're women, you know
We're doing it because they went you know, it's like and we seem to be okay with that, but why because
There hasn't been enough opportunities. Yeah, you know, there's not enough opportunities. So, you know
Anyways, I feel you.
And that's what I'm trying to say is out here.
Like I say, I've said it a billion times.
It's a nuanced conversation.
And it's like, I don't, and I love this word.
I don't think that, because you people need to understand,
like, you know, I don't think that like,
all white people are bad or like, you know,
but it's like, don't be, don't fool yourself
into think though, that like, just because there are
a few people you can point to, like, you know,
hey, look at that, look at Kevin Hart. That means the black issue is solved. No,
this is an exception. Not the rule. You know, there's still people who are, they feel like they're
not getting the same opportunities as other people. So once we can level that playing field,
it's just gonna take time. Yep. It's gonna take time. It's getting better. It's getting better. It's
a lot better. We got, we can't sit here and be like, oh my god, we had a black president
Yeah, you know what I mean? We can look at like
You know like the the the look at sports, you know, you look at the NBA you could see it now
You know, we've talked about these guys are becoming moguls. They're out there
They're making schools and they're doing things for the community and they're like trying to you know
You know who knows what will be in another hundred years, but you know
We can't always just sit in the past and use Twitter headlines as a way of like, you know, defining people.
Defining people. We can't do that.
Anything else, Jen?
One more.
Alright, let's end on this one.
Shit.
This one here, Thomas.
Oh, that's great.
Why do I have a picture of...
It just plays videos over and over so standlambar plans
$500 a month in Dorcer and deal for every Miami hurricane football player in Screlish
ship.
Dan Lambert is the guy who started ATT the American top team where all the you know
Jorge Mazudal man in newness doesn't pour a woodly you know pit bull the aguales a lot
of people. So what he's doing he wants to make Miami football great
He's given every single player $500 on the team and then he's bringing in other big-time companies to pay these players too
So if you're a college kid say they have four or five companies you're making three four grand a month
Play at Miami University do that's life-changing for those kids. No, I think that's what they've been exploited for years.
Oh my God.
They've been exploited for years and then.
But, but, but, I still have a problem with it, though.
Oh, really why?
Yeah, because I think that, as long as we need to start
talking about wealth management and who those types of things
need to come into play, or it should be a type of thing
where it's like, at a certain point, the money is put into a trust. And then when you graduate, you
get all the money or something, but, you know, I don't know, man, it's a, you know,
there's something there.
It's not, I don't know, that's the answer.
Well, you can't give the 20-year-old, let's say, because I think who was at Masterpiece
on who's a baller NCAA basketball, he signed a $2 million endorsement deal. So it's
like, I don't know if you give that 20 year old the 2 million right away.
Maybe you give them whatever.
It's probably okay, because he kind of
is maybe got his dad.
But let's say it's not his dad.
Let's say it's another player who signed $2 million deal.
To your point, maybe give him $5,000 a month.
So he survives and he's doing well.
Then at the end of the game, he gets the rest of it.
I'm just saying it's tough and you might so much.
You're gonna have a situation.
I know that that already happens to NBA players.
Oh, all the players.
Remember that 30 for 30,
about the football players who lost all their money?
Yeah, 30 for 30 going broke.
Yeah, going broke.
I mean, so this is an issue.
So hopefully the college is,
the colleges have to step in and be like,
okay, they had those combines for the players.
You know, like, like,
women are gonna come at you.
They're gonna be like,
punch me in the face.
Yeah.
Like that guy missed the class.
No, I mean, he's like, I don't need that. Yeah. That guy missed the class.
You know what I mean?
He's like, I don't need that.
Yeah, he's give that day.
But you know, that comes to me.
Every league has that, but it's just, you know, they hear it, you hear these horror stories,
but it's just...
But maybe this is also gonna teach at a young age.
Professional athletes how to be a professional athlete in college, because that's their profession.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I'm a professional cookin' at.
UFC does the same thing. They fly out. I don't know what I mean? I'm a professional, I'm a professional. You have to see it does the same thing.
They fly out.
I don't know if they still do it when I was fighting.
They fly it all 300 players and you would sit down.
They'd have financial people come in,
former fighters come in, tell you about like,
things you have, well, your family's gonna be asking for this.
Your money here, you'd be smart and they try to help you out.
But it's like, it's, you know, one time out of your entire life.
Well, maybe they can do some kind of incentive program too, where it's like, it's one time out of your entire life. Well, maybe they can do some kind of incentive program too,
where it's like, if you have endorsements,
you don't get them unless you have a minimum 2.0 GPA,
or some shit like that.
You encourage the education part of it too.
Like you have to have this amount of things.
So then I bet you, you know, having a good grades,
and it ain't gonna be even more than just like,
well, I want to play, you know,
it's gonna be about, I want my money, the money.
Yeah, now you got money. Don't think about something, but either way, there's gonna be some good, it's gonna be about, I want my money, my money. Yeah, now you got money.
Don't think about something, but either way there's gonna be some good, there's gonna be
some bad, but I can't stop later.
Yeah, but it's gonna happen all over the place, it's happening everywhere, everywhere.
I'm flying to high meetings with us about it.
Oh really?
Yeah, because you have to, well I play for Syracuse.
Oh really?
What'd you play?
I play softball.
Softball?
And we've had some meetings.
Oh, you know what? Now I see the shoulders. We've had some meetings. You know what now I see the shoulders
We've had some meetings about it because you actually don't have the rights to the school
Colors or the logo so they were saying people were reaching out asking you for pictures in your uniform and we aren't allowed to give it
God damn it's the way Savage yeah, it's something with the NLM
Make man you know they're gonna make bank
Women's volleyball
They gonna make bank. I love women's volleyball
Well I also enjoyed myself and I think that they should be a professional it should be a professional league
And but I hope that this trickles down to them because they gonna be the ones that's gonna be making the most money bro
There was a video. I think it was on their don't star or bar stool of this black girl playing beach volleyball
bro They don't star or bar stool of this black girl playing beach volleyball bro
Her ass He was
I was one of their bar stool athletes. Yeah, bar stool sign a lot of
She's a bad with this ass like bro. How can he concentrate on the goddamn?
It was insane. Oh look at that my I had some other day my shitty cat my shitty website
And I can't you know how many emails I get from this podcast alone, people are like,
dude, I gotta help you with your website.
Please keep emailing me, I'm gonna do it.
I finally got somebody to help me,
I'll put my podcast, I got somebody helping me with that.
So I'm finally got that, even though he hates the guy.
But I, I don't know.
That's not gonna do it.
Yeah, I don't wanna hear their personal shit right now.
I'm actually gonna go on people's life. Well, two. Yeah, I'm doing off. I don't wanna hear their personal shit right now. My shit got on me before.
Well, two years of shit.
Yeah, it's some shit.
So, yeah, but I'm coming out and I'm going to Vegas.
I'm going to get a laugh Boston.
I got, you know, what you doing next Friday in Saturday?
Next Friday in Saturday?
I think I'm still in town.
We're gonna do some spots for me at Ha Ha's.
Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
I'll be there.
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