The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 707

Episode Date: July 13, 2021

The guys talk scary movies, the first ever Calabasas Fight Companion, Drake renting out Dodgers Stadium for a date with his new girl, Brendan's misophonia, an update on the hot corrections officer, extreme fish stocking, Juvenile's Vax That Thang Up and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is Gory. So before we were filming cats going on a scary movie, what would you call it? You're just going on the rabbit hole? Yeah, going on the rabbit hole. I want to binge a bunch of scary movies right now. And what have you done so far, the con drink? The con drink's sinister, in city,

it's starting right now. Do you want to be a sinister one and two? Yeah, one and two. Both starting right now. Did the sinister one end to? Yeah, one end to. Both solid. Great. The first one's my favorite. The sinister, well, first one's top five scare maze all the time. Absolutely.

A few months ago I did the American Horror Stories. We did that haunting show on Netflix haunting of Hill House. Yes. I did blinded. First season's the second season's okay. The world is fucked. What, what else? I- I didn't see you did American Horror Story. Yeah, I did imagine. Did all was it like 10 seasons eight seasons?

Something like that. Yeah. The new season is coming out. Uh, this one's day or the day. It looks good. It looks good. Everyone I, I've heard, uh, uh, mix opinions. But everyone says the 1987 ones like the best season. That's Stevie's favorite. Yeah. Cause they do it. That's the night stock. Is that the first one? It says the 1987 ones like the best that's TV's favorite. Yeah, because they do it. The night stock. The night stock. There's like two two seasons. You see the with the covenant the which. Coven Cummins good apocalypse was good. The one where their house is great. Do you see the one where Lady Gaga and it's basically based off the hotel. Yeah. You

know it's a seasonal hotel. Yeah. That That was fun. That one gets a little weird. Yeah, I get a little weird here and there, but it's a good thing. Did you see the circus season? Yeah, that one I didn't get into as much. I was kind of like, That one was good. The clown was fucking terrifying. The clown is based off of like a real serial killer, right?

Yeah, that's Bayesian. Yeah, John Wayne here. Yeah, John Wayne here. Psychopath. Fact guy. Kill people, put them in the basement. Try and think what else you could watch. Oh, it's the one I told you with Joe McCale.

It's top level. Deliver us from evil. Delute you. Deliver us from evil. With Eric Bannonett. Yes. Top five. That's a great.

What's this Texas chain saw with Jessica Beale? Jeepers creepers you were saying earlier. Not too scary, but it's not scary. But it's entertaining. It's good for what it is. What about the sauce? You're gonna have the sauce and I'm gonna... Oh, the sauce is for ever to get through.

Oh, hostels. Hostels? I don't think I've heard of that one. You're seeing Hostel 1 or 2? So scary. Well, I shouldn't say scary because it happens in real life. Hostels bother me because that could really go down. Oh, those are the ones that keep me up at night.

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These are the scary movies that mess me up. These are the scary movies that mess me up. These are the scary movies that mess me up. These are the scary movies that mess me up. These are the scary movies that mess me up. These are the scary there's like a, Wait, all the paranormal activity? No, no, no, not panicked. There's no much. I meant like parent, yeah, like spirit, like, like, parallel glow stuff. Yeah. Oh, you know what was, what was it called?

What was the first like, God, what was that fucking, the very first one where we thought it was real? Blair Witch. Blair Witch. I saw him high school, I was so scared. And then we, because we thought it was real. Remember they got real footage, this goes.

And if you go, if I would have went into it known, it was fake, it's terrible. Tarenstown, the worst movie ever fucking me. But going to the thing that was real, we got out with like, holy fuck. And they had the actors under contract where they couldn't say anything after the movie came out. So people thought it was a real found footage

They tried to make a number two didn't they? They made a few yeah A lot of the years they came out. I'm trying to run it back again. Yeah, not the same thing though No, no, not real come on. But every that was like the big thing everyone did think it was real that but that's the only reason Yeah, so in 19 I saw I was a sophomore in high school. I remember driving in some theater downtown Denver, we were fucking terrified. Literally a week later came out of those fake, and I'm like, well, that's the worst movie we've ever seen.

It must cost seven dollars to make. It was based on folks like, it would like run to the force like this and shit. I'm trying to think what else you could watch. As far as scary goes. This one called the collection, let me see. Oh, the collection's really good. Or is it the collector? I'm trying to think what else you could watch as far as scary goes The collections really good The collector Collector yeah, that one was good the butterflies and shit. Yeah, that's the collector. That one is really good

I love scary movies. Yeah, I told you Let me know. Oh, what's it called? What's the one I told you to watch? It's a gin gin. Yeah Let me know what you call what's the one I told you to watch it's a gin gin. Yeah Great that one is on one bedroom apartment fantastic It must have been so cheap to make there's some special effects, but literally. Oh just stays there only seen is in a one bedroom apartment I'm sure this dad's like I am going to do the night shift and leaves his son Oh, and then it's just got to deal with all this and it's on it's so good You haven't watched that either, huh, Chin? The kids half Korean, dude. I'll watch all of that.

Half Korean. He's half Korean, you won't watch it. Damn. I can't recommend it enough. My name's Jim. Jim, dude. It has like a 99% on Rotten Tomatoes. Because I ran of watching fucking Yellowstone.

You know what's coming back in November? Fuck you, Paramount. November? Dude, every fucking June a new season drops. November, that's insulting, dude. It's fucking so it's gonna be. Oh, Yellowstone. Season four at Yellowstone. So we ran out. I'm thinking about it. I'm definitely not wearing my coat. Cowboy hat, too, comes out. But What so we ran on shit to watch we didn't have the other stone so I literally just googled like top-rated move on Amazon and Jin came up 99% like approval I was like I 99% I was like he's probably the lame as shit dude it was

so I'm hyping it but remember I had no hype going to I got to check it out it was fucking it's new new right pretty new I'll watch it tonight and then I'll watch the new grudges worth watching Better than the first one really way back. Oh, oh, well, that was pretty scary Yeah, no that one's the ring the grudge is the girl in the Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see that one. I see no one and there's a lot of scary moves We're not mentioned that Korea and like Japan. They they own the like horror movie market. They really do. Yeah, they do horror Yeah, there's new saw with Chris rock. Oh

Yeah, I haven't watched that one yet. Chan pull up gin It's how just D right? No DJ G J. I N I think it's a remake of an old one, but God it's good. No see. Oh, J I N N D D I N The gym but that let's kind of that's it. No, he's not in it. Okay Why is always pop up I was like what is this Ninja Turtles? That's a white walker. He's not in it. Is this one in it? Oh Yes, that's it. Oh, no, that says English Arabic and 2013 2013. Oh, she's in it right there to don't 21 right there. She's in it. Holy fuck. That's his mom spoiler It's so good though. I think I might give it a chance. I'm telling you I think I might give it a chance

Little nervous with I'll give it a chance. What did you say? a little nervous but I'll give it a chance. What'd you say? I said I'll watch it with you. Alright, let's watch it for a minute. Who's single in here? Here's a little tip for you guys. Well, not for you. I don't want you to go down the street.

There's a single man. You know, if you take one of your dates to a scary movie, like a legit scary movie, when people, men and women, when they get scared, they give off the same endorphins as when they're sexually aroused. Yeah, trauma bonding. That's really what it is. Oh my god, I figure you're taking your day to fucking the Avengers or something. You're crying when Iron Man dies in shit. What were you saying?

If a kid's like, yeah, yeah, yeah you're saying? If I'm kids, I- They want to take me, I can't avoid it. Yeah, if some young man's like, Hey, the new Saul's coming out, let's go to it. You know, he's looking for one thing, one thing only. Unless you've gone to the bottom with you. Unless you really like him, then I'm like, If you've been on a few dates,

But if he's like giving away like, he's a creep, and he's like, Hey girl, I get this foot long bra, Where's he thinking to handle that? You're like, what? He's like, Oh, I just got tickets to the new Saul, like foot long hot dogs, Saul. Creep. Creep. Creep. Yeah. What he's like, oh, well, I forgot tickets to the new saw like footlong hot dogs saw Creeps yeah

This is me helping you as a friend. Yeah, he's been he's been real fucking nice right now Now have you gone on dates out here? Been chilling her dad listen to show so no, oh, yeah, he does Probably so answers hell no, how dare you hey Jack? Christian was the star fight companion No idea no idea I had no fucking every well Kevin the film crew was like no we're good There there will be in the shots on like cool man So you know we did fight man. Yeah, it went great look great. Yeah, it went great Look amazing so much fun literally

I forgot how much fun I that's my favorite fucking show to do but uh Christians in the back the entire time eating and fight with like his feet up chilling the entire time I was so invested in the fights I didn't know I was on camera so you see so you can't really see but behind Bradley and Josh is a Curtain like okay. Yep. You can't really see but it's a curtain. You'll see that. Have that go all the way around now Okay, so it looks like this looks like an office and everyone's chilling like organizing. Yeah, there Oh, they're gonna bring that all the way around now. It looks dope though. It looks amazing. That was great That's all the way around now. It looks dope though. It looks amazing. No, it's great. You got the whiskey's out That's some whiskey's made some bets snacking and Cody are on shroom. So that's cool

I need some show they take true micro dose So there's chilling yeah, they're there to there's Stevie in the back. Well, you're just chilling. Stevie with that beard Stevie's eyes it looks like he's crying at all times now. Yeah, it does. I forgot he had eye issues and I was like, I'm gonna hit him in the face. Wait, they fixed that yet, Ernie. No. But why are both eyes right?

Because is he doing drops of some shit? No, I don't know what's going on. He needs to go back to the doctor by Hebrew Fuses. So I don't know, I'm trying to convince him. Dr. Suck. Yeah. I don't know, but it is likely right all the time. I just chillin'

until I was talking to the team and they're like, all right, what should we do different next time? And they're like, can we suggest something? So you just have people in the back, they're like, I was like, who's in the back? They're Christian. Like, no way, like he's like snacking back there. They've been in shit.

I just, you forget our young crisis. So he gets there, right? And it's Josh, uh, myself, Josh Thompson, Bradley Martin, Cody Garber, we're all just sitting, we're about to go live. Yeah. Chris Gumball goes, Fellas, gotta ask for a start. Predictions, make a bet. Chris was all over the videos.

Bro, we got a show to do, man. I'm not breaking this down for you. I was just starting, I mean, like seeing all of them there, like I show to do man. I'm breaking this down for you. I was just I was stars. Like I mean, like seeing all them there like I wanted to yeah, hey you you you you shoot your shots man You really do you shoot your shots he shot man Oh, you know what we're gonna do chin when I'm thinking just as we're going through it side I mean I'll rep you Uh next time I want you to have the audio and so you'll be here and watching the fights So then you can be like a sugar Sean Coyote or Rogan said this or DC said this or anix that so you can let us know It's go I have that in there and I have the audio in this year. Yeah, so TV and I also have a just headphones for the TV

Audio so you guys can put on whatever you know I don't want that because then because depending who it is, they'll be distracted You know, I'm saying if we're just listening then no one's talking. Okay. If you're just listening then talk there's no reason for us to talk. Yeah. So I don't want to have any access to the audio. Okay. Just video. You'll have access audio. That's what would change. All right. Yeah. That's the last week in the studio. Last week. Last week. If Brian Johnson gets the studio done. And if all the furniture arrives, it got it came today but nobody was there, so that's cool. Oh, that's a bummer.

I know. The new sets can be dope though. Chins in it. Things are coming along. It's a beast. Yeah. It's a beast. That's dope as fuck.

Yes, it can be cool, man. I'm more driving down here, fucking hour every day for less than three days. Now we headed to Calabasca, say what's up to Drake along the way. What's up, man? You know, took a right. Yeah, took a right at the light

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Even it means to let people know though. Some guy was just flying over. Oh, he knows, Jake knows what he's doing. That means I'm ratted on him because it's weird Even it means to let people know though some guy was just flying over Ratted on them because it's weird that they're just fly over an empty stable at night. Yeah, yeah With the camera with no game going on just with that baddie mom Mm-hmm and her son plays at Sierra Canyon. I know I'm calling him out cuz a few days after he went on that date with that baddie He was on Nicki Minaj's Instagram live and he was texting her like hey the girl you have on that date with that baddie. He was on Nicki Minaj's Instagram live, and he was texting her like,

hey, the girl you have on your live with you. She's a singer named Mia, badass fuck. He was like, oh, she's a baddie, she's cute, and Nicki Minaj called him out on her live, saying like, go back to your big booty team. Oh, really? Hello. So people calling him out for like hitting on another girl.

Oh, come on girl, I'll see you. I'll see you. Hey, let's drink. Let's drink, drink. You know what I'm saying? Who the fuck rents out? Dodger's Stady. But Drake, yeah, that's you.

Drake. But I guess it wasn't him being like, hey, I'll pay whatever to have a date there. I guess he made a donation to the Dodger. So like, hey, if you ever want to have a private dinner here and he was like, all right, I'll use it now on this big, titty girl. Big everything.

Big everything. Yeah, big everything. She looks big. Like tall. Yeah, she was like all right. I'll use it now on this big titty girl Big everything big everything she looks and she looks big like tall. Yeah, she's like very like tall Curly you know her sons the number one basketball player. Yeah, you see a la right? He's going to you say like Drake Drake he Drake's got pictures of him on his Instagram. Yeah, yes, they're saying Drake's helped me out with his financial I'm like, but she used to date a NBA player. Oh, she's like helping the kid get somewhere. Oh look at Josh, a little Josh post there. Your new life is gonna cost you your old one. It's pretty heavy. That's fine. It's pretty heavy.

Can you live? Let's face the movie Jen. That's the quote from Jen. So that's right on point. What is that? There's no bike or video. And also three C's got damn it. You want to just, I don't know,

just zone three C's. Okay. Is this you coming? Yeah. Put, I put the asterisk and put thick. Put the asterisk. That, yep. That's it?

Perfect. So anyways, that kid's a senior this year, isn't, he's going to use the LA. UCLA. A baller. Is it better than a bronze, a's it. Perfect. So anyways that kids a senior this year isn't he's going to use a UCLA baller a baller and you better than Brian Lebron. Oh, yeah, he's better than Lebron. But what's interesting she's in a NBA play and obviously that in some player I've never heard of she was he was the NBA player was obviously helping the kid get to wherever he's you know it with his basketball career. That's the kid right there and then Drake showed up. Yeah, that's the kid. Yeah, tall and they're clearly at Dave Yeah, that's the kid. Yeah, it's tall and they're clear

that Dave and Buster's just fucking chill. Drake always on that hookah. They have hookah fucking I think if you if you do whatever the fuck you if you're Drake yeah he is fucking leaven I try bringing a hookah in the green room they They're like, get the fuck out of here. It makes sense. I'll go back to my drawing board. Yeah, me and Dave Lucas love that. Go go go that kids profile. You see his mom. Let's see what you think, Chan. She's super.

You know, I don't think she's gonna find her. Let's see what Chan thinks. I bet he don't post his mom. Dude, it must be tough for that kid. It must be tough for that kid. How he did. It must be really tough for that kid because when your mom's a fucking dime

and she's not like a dime that keeps it like I'm already like baggy sweaters. Yeah, she's awesome. Oh, it must be for you got the whole get up Yeah, it must be challenging without your mom. Yeah, you know your boys are like dog, but also he ain't man that drinks She's probably low-key hype. Yeah, he's like oh shit. Drake's gonna be my stepdad. He's like mom. How was that date? It's also awkward though. Yeah, he's like, oh shit. Drake's gonna be my stepdad. He's like, mom, how was that date? It's also awkward though, yeah. Nah. Nice fine, he's living.

He's a little kind of though, but it's also your mom. So like Drake comes over there like midnight. You're like, oh, I thought I was gonna see him or I was like, yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. We were just at David Bussers. Yeah, we were. I'm here to see him. Yeah, that's the thing.

He's also living at home. Like a UCLA basketball player, He's probably out somewhere else What she's banging She is Old enough to be a mom How old is she old enough to be a mom to Of a 20 year old. Yeah, so she has to be at least damn there 38. I bet yeah, it's that's 40 I don't know how legit that is but I think she's pretty sure she's for you. That's a grown fucking woman. Yeah That's a woman dog. That is

Dude, she is super pretty. So she just famous cuz she went out with Drake No, she said she's hot as fuck Christians and then Drake notice her was like hey, you're hot as fuck And now they went on a date at Jesus Christ. They went on date at fucking Stadium Good Lord. I'm not gonna lie to you guys. My girl has damn the same body. Not gonna don't mean to flex. Absolutely. Don't mean to flex. No, flex. I'm like, she looks taller. My girl pretty similar body. Which is fantastic. Flex on that. That is mom. Nice Photoshop. Very pixelate legs baby.

Thank you, man. Many figgies on this guy on the gym. Yeah. My man. Me, man. He figs understand me, Jim. Yeah. My man. He's just jacking after that. That's usually how it goes. God. Yeah. Dog. Get it on my face. What are you trying to do, man? Yeah, it has to be more. One more. One more. One more. That's your mom that has to be challenging, man. Yeah. But it's Drake. Oh, you know, I saw this weekend, I took Tiger to the Malibu car show. Yeah, so it looks Drake. Oh, you know who I saw this weekend? I took Tiger to the Malibu Car Show. Yeah, it's all the best. It looked amazing.

It looked like he was having a blast. Every Sunday they do that Malibu Car Show there, but Jay Leno, Jay Seinfeld, Spike, they're all there with their cars. So who'd you see? Jay Leno and Jay Seinfeld. Oh, Jay Leno. Yeah, all the big boys in there.

Day cars are ridiculous. This is what bothers me about Tiger, is he loves Lamborghini. Oh! Is it heartbreaking? I keep, like, even when we're walking up, he's like, yeah, like Lamborghini's are pulling in. He's like, dad, look at Lamborghini,

I'm like, yeah, yeah, listen, dude. So Lamborghini, these are cool, they're cool for YouTube. But if your dad and your grandpa and your brother were a Porsche family. So you're a, by nature nature you're gonna be a Porsche guy So notice I make him take pictures. Yeah, that green one goes hard as fun. Yeah, that's a Gunther nothing that is payable I'm not a big into those little cars. That one's custom made. Yeah, this oh wow 700 grand car all custom. Yeah, they take them and remodem

But so he's like let's look at the lambos like Jesus Christ who get over lambos, but they look like hot wheels So for a kid, you can see what they like them But I'm telling about like how Porsche is different and how far I's different Lamborghini. Are you hoping this is a Lambo phase? I'm hoping all kids kind of like like that's like the car, right? Yeah, they look like fucking Tonka toys, but I was taught my my friend was there and he has a He had a alpha remarrow and was there and he has a he had an alpha remarrow and a portion in a portrait on I'm talking to him and I didn't know this how smart kids are I'm talking to him and he goes oh what do you guys look at him my god it's my kids in the fucking Lamborghini's man so you're like

cruised by the Lambo section take pictures and shit I was like I'm trying to get him off that kick a Lamborghini he's like yeah I'd become most kids like Lambo's cuz they look all crazy I'm like I know but you see my car like every car we see ago, dad's that fashion car, I go, no, dad's that fashion car, I go, no, literally, there's like maybe one car, two cars are a fast-minced car. Every single car is that fashion car? No. All the Lambos. No, no, no, no. You didn't give a fuck. I wanted to know, as he hurt, like, he was off, like, looking at the tires, whatever, touching the cars, putting his fucking sticky hands all over the cars. We're back in the car, he was dead. I just want you to know this Lamborghini thing is

in a phase, and I'm always going to like Lamborghinis, even though you and Grandpa like porches. I'm like, Holy shit, you hurt. They like, I hurt that damn. Right. He'd be listening. I know, man. Kid's pick up. He don't fuck around. But that car show's fantastic, man. He talks like Jay. Yeah, super argumentative is Super argumentative Yeah, look at him there. He looks so cute man. Look at it. Yeah, he loved it Well, that that porches it's saying though. There's a the that one's insane good keep going chin

You're all gonna change. He has a chase this T on it. He want to be like his dad That's not real gold, so don't steal my that chase this T on it, he wanted to be like his dad. That is not real gold, so don't steal my interest. But that's a Porsche R behind him. That thing is sort of valuable, yeah. That's better than that green one. Different. Oh, it's just different.

Yeah, different. Yeah, that green one's better than that. That's one of one. If you have a gun, they're have a friend who just got a gun, it's the most ridiculous Porsche ever seen. So there's Singer who does it, but they're kind of like a, I love Singer, but they're kind of like a I love singer, but they're kind of like a hype

Porsche modded company and then Gunther's like dude Dude like it so they're like that green one. You're not if you buy that You're the only one with that. That's why so if you get a singer you the only one with that So that yeah, that's why you yeah, that's why you get down with all that stuff. Oh my god It's just cuz I love it's rarity and then you're then you're picking everything from the stitching on the seats Yeah, to the the dials to the stick shift to the the the rugs the everything everything Everything I used to be in an Audi R8s. Those are dope. They still are. Yeah, I used to be they see the basic Lamborghini's Audi Owns are again. They put the same engine the Audi are really yeah, okay, same engine the great cars Yeah, okay same engine the great cars. I yeah Yeah, what about the angles are great too. It's just not my cup of

D. I don't fit in a single Lamborghini. It's like hey And I try to tell Taylor my dude you're gonna be too big for lambos when you get older and also you need to find it Oh, you know much I cost I tell me it's like is that more than fifty dollars like yes more than fifty dollars did I like that one That would be that'd be my style. I could see in that. Yeah, I'd be dope Well actually they don't have the stick. Yeah, they're not yeah, they my style. I can see in that. Yeah. That'd be dope. Well, actually, they don't have the, they're not, yeah, they have the, but you can still do that. No, the, I,

I, Yeah, they have the power of the shifters in this. Yeah, it's either you go up or down, because what they have. And that's actually better. Yeah, and computers fashion.

And I've all the times I valedate, because I pass up every fucking, one of those like fast small cars That one I was actually like no how do you interior? I was like let me let me drive that one. Yeah, they're sick like that one They're really dope. Yeah, I'm Alibu Car shows I've never been I've heard so much about it and then mean tiger He's going crazy inside. I'm like dude. Let's go this fucking car. Should I never been so we drove down there?

She drank all the soda and touched all the cars you don't drink soda very rare. Oh, okay, you want this again You can have a day. Yeah, you know day. Yeah, it's like with my fitness pal dog. What I tell about my fitness pal You said 18 hundred cars. What are you doing? How many cars we on Doug? So we fitness pal works as you enter in you're basically tracking your macros Yeah, I can all your macros and how many calories you can if you? So wait, fitness, pal, works, is you entering in? You're basically tracking your macros. It's tracking all your macros and how many calories you can. Because if you donate, we'll get out of hand. Yes, and I was really out of hand. You're in pretty big, Papa.

I know. So I, it's at 2,500. That's what you, yeah. What should I do? I would love it. But I don't even get to 2,500. You don't even get to 2,500. You don't, what do you get to?

Sss, I never hit 2500. I usually have like eight or 900 left. That's good. Yeah, that's usually what I have left. I didn't realize how hard it was like to get to the... It's not if like if you ate, you know, it was pretty easy before. Like if you just have like, you know,

when my kids want Chick-fil-A, I'm like, fuck, there's my dinner, you know, or like I'm have a good food time for dinner because like 1200 calories for chick flam Also if you have the sandwich at chick flam it'll tell you it'll tell you on the my fitness pal like hey This has a lot of sodium sodium. We got a track. Yeah It's great though. Oh, I've been doing it now for over four weeks Okay, eventually you just like I still attract some things If it's like a new thing. I'm neat, but I usually cut it the similar stuff. Yeah, I know now and now I got those Those premier protein shakes that you do Changing my life with the food. I lose weight. Yeah, I think I'm probably

I don't know maybe two pounds now. I just started Still. I just started like, when did I start? Dude, if you did two pounds a week, four weeks, what's that? Yeah, I've been doing it for a week. It's a month. What'd you say? Eight pounds a month. That's good. Oh yeah, and when you complete your log it,

it's tell you, if you keep eating this way, you'll, in five weeks, you'll get to. Oh, you buy the premiere? No, that was just a regular one. Oh, mine doesn't do that. It does it? No, that'd be nice. You have to use a free child for that.

You're probably have their free child. I don't have a free child. Because I have the free child and it does that for me. Really? Track your calories, Christian. Yeah. Your should just be eat whatever you want. Well, that's why I do it. I try to like, what do you have it said to? What? What? $2,900? Oh, what an iron bubble. Usually, hidden, it will be like, I'm at like, $5,900? You can hit $2,900? Yeah. He's trying to gain weight though. I know, but with your body, you can hit $ you can hit 2900. Yeah, I drink like you slice

the pizza. Yeah, I don't like doing it. I don't like doing it. Is that a whole tuna? No, no, whole box of pizza. Yeah, oh, I got into that magic spoon cereal. Do you like it? Fucksates. Hey, I got I got an extra box for you. What what flavor though? What do you like? I like the fruity and I like the frosted. Oh, okay. So I got the fruity in the peanut butter. You don't like the peanut butter. I'll try the peanut butter. You haven't tried the fruity in the frosted. The fruit, but I know about magic spoon. I really know about it because I hear so many people get sponsored by them. I've never heard of it. And then our boy Mark has his fitness freak. That's how I found out that. It's like protein cereal. Use this. Yeah, it's like basically zero carbs, zero sugar,

maybe three grams. I am protein. Yeah, like 16 grams of protein. Yeah, a little bowl. I am protein. Magic. The frosted taste Oma 110 calories in a fucking bowl. 11 grams of protein, 100 calories, limb grams protein, 10 carbs 100 times. 100 times. 100 times. 100 times. 100 times. 100 times. 100 times. 100 times.

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If it's rusted or the fruity, Yeah, the fruity tastes just like fruit loops. Really? It has a fruity good. That was my shit. That should go hard in the paint. Because a bunch of companies now are doing that where they're making like healthier protein version snacks

or they have hot cheeto-phosphate, but a keto version of it. Get the fuck out of my face with that. No, I need to have good. I really, I'll get them out. You want the real cheeto-phosph keto version of it. Get the fuck out of my face with that. He just has good. I feel good. Yeah. You want the real cheeto pose. You don't want no mother fuck in.

Dude, last, so we're on, we started game, me and my girl started game of thrones. Two weeks ago, we're on season, halfway through season four. Now we've been, we've been so fucking good to take a time there. Yes, bro. She got those flaming hot, uh, funnions, but she's eating them. They're like the, oh, and you hate the tunes out. Oh, you get here eating them. They're like the red ones.

Oh, and you hate the chewing sounds. Oh, you get here. Oh my God. I missed the entire... Ha ha ha ha. And I go, how long do you have with those chips? You'll excuse me. You need those chips the entire season

or how, like, because I'm gonna throw the fucking chips. I was going, I'm talking to you. I was like, oh my God. I'm gonna go. This guy with the eating, there's one time we were, I think we were coming back, we were coming from some city and we were in the airport and I bought some mints.

And usually with mints I'll put like three of them in, but one of them all just like eat, the others I'll just let dissolve. And I took a bite out of one and literally he was like, I don't know, like literally at the end of the row. And this one the fucker looked at me like, Oh dude, it turned out to be. And I took one, I didn't think, like literally at the end of the row. And this motherfucker looked at me like, oh dude, it turned out to be right. And I took one, I didn't think anyone heard it.

I took one bite. It's a condition. It's not me, it's a condition. Mesotheliuma? Yep. Oh no, mesotheliuma. Is that what he's called mesophonia? Mesophonia.

Mesophonia. Oh dude, it's dude. Like that theater arena where they offer food. Yeah I pray to the gods above the theater gods nobody orders the chip or or or or or no Jesus Christ. I want to know what you're the chips or the vegetable tray. You can't order the carrots. No, you're probably gonna have all the flavors of my friends has that condition. A lot of people do back shepherd has it My brother has it. I have it

What's do you have you heard Stevie eat the pretzel sticks? Yes, yes, I have I know it drives you Ask him last time was on road. I was like no, we went to the grocery store You can't have those Find another place to stay because I can't eat those in my place, right? He goes hard He's a ruin my day, man. It's a real condition. Oh, gosh. Oh, what's that? That's the fruity. That's the fruity Oh, no, no, those are blueberry. Oh, you don't like to give me the blueberry? Get those out of my face You don't like blueberry. I don't like new stuff. What else what's the other one? That's true You know, you gotta try the name up name it. I'm telling you who grew the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of the name of You kids like marshmallows? How about arm-ball all marshmallows? Oh, wow. Well, ruin your teeth and taste like your chewing chalk,

but that's pretty fantastic. That's peanut butter. Get out of my face, Ben. What's the other one? That's fruity and peanut butter. I'm telling you, let her try the blueberry. You want to try blueberry? Sure.

Just go hard and paint. Are you on it? You look, you've got with Stevie. You've lost like a ton of weight. Yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely Not Depression eating anymore. I know cat. I feel like your depression was because you didn't have a man Huh, I feel like you're No, I think I was with the wrong man for a while

It could be it could be You haven't had a touch of the dog is of David off calls it since you got with Stevie true true It takes good care me Very Christmas. I'm telling you it's legit cereal. I was super suspect This tastes just like normal cereal. This doesn't take like all these Everyone's weird magic swing is not a sponsor The DM me on Instagram probably should be a, because I'm obsessed with the cereal. Oh, no.

Look at those hands. I know. You know who started doing those healthy snacks. You get healthy peanut butter comes. It's Quest. Oh yeah, Quest is a big one. Healthy peanut butter. Do you know best?

Do you have a protein ice cream company before you went to prison? I did, and he would have the protein ice cream underneath. You'd have drugs. Yeah. That was like his front. Yeah, but what's going on, Shark Tank? That's why I went to prison for some years. He was supposed to go to a shark tank and sell his product.

He was gonna go legit, but then they found out that he was getting indicted by the FBI. Did it have him. And then he went to prison. Parked. And he had a trademark for protein ice cream. He was a good idea. He ran out while he was in prison.

So shortly after he came out, a bunch of people were doing the protein ice cream like the halo tops and stuff because his trademark had gone out. That's what he'll top is? Yeah. Like protein. Protein ice cream stands, really. Yeah, so you could have been like a multi-millionaire

if you just did that instead of drugs. I know we probably told you the old school fine kid listening to this, but before Quest was like Quest Quest, before we signed with on it because of Aubrey and Rogan Quest brought me and Brian Callan into their headquarters in the kind of Maria Del Rey play this area They brought us there and they're sitting down their pitches on a scene They're like we're just waiting for the boss, you know, and we'll make the offer because we've made some crazy demands

Like this huge amount of money that we wanted. It was right when fire and kids getting started So like we're just waiting for our boss to come in and then the deal should be done. So we've agreed to it basically, we've agreed to basically everything. We're like, oh cool. So we're like shooting the shit in the guy's thing forever. The guy walks in and he has a two pay on this one.

But the two pay, it's like the worst two pay for everything in your life. And he has like this horrible spray tan. But his two pay look like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet. It was slick and like like the fakes You're seeing when I and I looked at one look at Brian and I go In front of you like oh gotta set a hair on you dude Dude me and Brian were laughing. Hey, we

One of those times we could not stop laughing Brian had tears coming as eyes and the guys like trying to get all satia goes Stop laughing Brian had tears coming as eyes and the guys like trying to get all see she goes What do you fellas keep laughing at and I go all that that bag over there? It's fucking creepy Like we can't stop laughing. I can just don't get the bag out of this guy's we have to do it Do we can't stop laughing? I think he became aware of what we're laughing at ruin the deal Oh really offers the deal though. Thanks You lost the deal still could not stop laughing first of all he came in I let it go dude right when he came in we got to set a hair on you all the employees start we're like laughing and then Brian lost his shit yeah we lost how's the rising to hear it he probably

heard it was it was the worst two-pay you've ever seen your life it I'm telling you it was a fucking he looked like sonnets the head hog It's just a fucking black helmet of here. Just fucking. Yeah, so funny Do you look like here? Bro, I fucking to pay man. Let this shit go. God. It was great. I don't know why people All those are better than this. They don't look like any of that I'm telling you so he had a like a OG two pay. He had not these modern two pays where they really look like it's no, you had a fuck you're here, a black helmet on. And it was so shiny. He said, get the bag out of here. Oh, dude. That looks, that looks a hundred times better than that guys. I'll let him just let it go. That looks way better. I'm, I'm telling you, you know what I'm saying?

Oh. It was the worst, and he's a fucking millionaire. Just had the worst two-page fucking senior life. Did you get Brian when I was a guy yet? A guy or a real life, you know? Ha ha ha ha. Brian Count has the same hair as Paul O'Costa, so that's cool. He's Paul O'Costa.

He's just letting like, I don't even just make it. Like, yeah, shave, yeah, he looks good, Paul. Did you watch the fights or you see nothing? Yeah, no, I saw the O'Malley versus, I don't know how to say that. But, Chris, who's going, Chris? Yeah, I saw that fight.

Billy Ailes here. Yeah. That's a good fight, man. That's pretty funny, because I didn't even think about that. He was a badass. But yeah, that was a good fight, man. You only saw that one? I saw that one.

I saw the Russian girl versus the girl from Mexico. When it's gone. Yeah, I'm all set. No, I had to go do a spot. And then, what did I see another one? You didn't want to wait it out. I didn't see Greg Harding.y. This isn't Greg hardy Yeah, I missed that one

You didn't think Gilbert and Wonder Boy. No, I didn't You know how was that fight? I Mean if you're a Gilbert fan fantastic, but not the best fight. What's it like the most entertaining? I saw the max Griffin. He in Carlos Connell. Yeah, yeah, that was a good fight. Was it like the most entertaining? I saw the max Griffin. He in Carlos Connell. No, that's good fight. Yeah, that was a good fight. I'm trying to think who else.

He saw some. Where'd you watch it? I saw some. I'm a boy Toby's house. I stopped by there before I went and did a, had to go do a spot at this spot called Oeno Vino. And then you have spots this, yeah, in Baltimore? Baltimore.

That's more Maryland. It should should be fun who's going with you uh one of my buddies that's already out on these these coasts so easy to use in New York yes in New York yeah you gotta tattoo my chest oh recently yeah Thursday let me see it this shit hurt we will yeah I'm not taking with you can you put lost that weight never

can you pull it down I would never how bad did her on the chest? The worst I heard I heard the word the throat. Oh Like yeah, the foot cuz I have tattooed like I have you know stuff on my collarbone that fucking You know I have like one right here, but there's just something about right here the sternum. It's just like what's it say? FTW FTW for the thick women really yeah Something about right here. The sternum. It's just like. What's it say? F-T-T-W. F-T-T-W. For the thick women. Really?

Yeah. No. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. What does F-T-T-W be stand for?

He's saying. Man. Look at you, man. Losing some weight. He's so weighted. Going after the child. He's so way going after the child. He's been faster than the world Is that a band punk rock shit? It's a song in a how and how big is it? It's not crazy big like that like if you like here, but no, no, it's just like it's more like a chest piece here You're big dog no because I have so much already know my bad. Oh my bad fit

Big dog no cuz I have so much already know my bad. Oh my bad fit Aren't you gonna want to crash your stomach to yeah, but I got I got I can't I can't do that right now You know what I mean? Oh see sometimes I went if I was like really fat I'll get my entire body tatted up cuz you can't tell You're just like what I got you tatted up like the first thing is the tats. You don't see his gut Unless you're like oh like and like like tied to a vassal, like sick, he has the tattoos on the side, but he has a big, yeah. Oh, I guess yeah, actually Bronson,

his kind of way out. He's like five, seven, four hundred pounds at one time though. He's not that short. He's so short. Really? Yeah, he might be five, five, five, six. What? He's super short.

Oh, I'm maddy too. Oh yeah, maddy. So he does look cool, like, he's covered up. Oh, I'm adding to Cool like your cover looks don't look cool when you cover it all that's kind of like how my body like not my that's on my body But like as far as like the tats on it's just like all random shit It's not like school sailors. Yeah, none of it's like for Like any fucking specific piece. This is all one theme that's all punk rock. It's all punk rock. It's that for my city and then a homie that passed away.

Oh, that's on that side. Yeah. You can all blast it up. Who did it? Same guy? Yeah, my boy Dan Smith. That hurt. Down and on.

Aren't you getting sleeved up, Kat? Yeah, I want to sleep. You going hard to paint. I want to finish the rest of my arm. I just don't know who to go to because my current tattoo artist is booked up And then he goes back to China for like a year. So he's oh I mean you can check his work first before you know, but I'll throw my guy Yeah, I don't know what to get though. That's the thing cuz I don't want anything specific

I just want to dope sleeve. I just want them to finish it so it looks cool Yeah, pick some theme and then let them design yeah awesome Asian You oh, okay, yeah like a koi fish. No like a Asian style likes leave Like like a like a like a gaysha mask You want some evil shit? Ninja I do like something a little more like Want a ninja? I do like something a little more like Little hard. I don't like things are a two thin up two feminine. Yeah, I want black and gray. Aisha's don't get coiffish

Just like Why do you do get Damn would you ever do something like that cat? Not that much. I would want sleeves. I'd want like a leg sleeve too, but I don't know if my whole body. It looks dope though. Damn girl. Damn girl. What's up? What does that flower call that everyone gets? We'll get that. Jay Blossom. Is that what it is? Damn. That's that bro. This is like my whole style back. Get this off.

That was like, yeah, all those fucking what he's out in Tuston. It's called capture tattoo. My boy dance myth. Yeah, he's to roll with. Uh, Kevin on D. Yeah, he's really, really, LA. Yeah, yeah, he's really, really good. Her cap on, like, still does about it. I think she's 1600 an hour. Jesus Christ. She's like super expensive. But also makes sense. She has her own, she has her own.

She has her black and white style. Yeah. Her shop's still there. I've seen it like open. Open. Voltage? Yeah. Right up on a LeBrea and Fountain is what it is.

Yeah. Catherine D. She was so big. She was. I went to Miami Inc. When I was a broke college was Transition from college that I felt had no money, right? but I didn't play that a film but

When I was transitioning I went to Miami ink me and my best friend clap went to Miami. I went to Miami ink They were such dick. Oh really? Another famous people are in there. Just like all like whoever Yeah, they were not oh shit something just came me what broad my buddy I haven't watched it yet my buddy was telling about the show. It's called Have you heard of it love after lockup? No, yeah, I don't know if it's a Netflix who get out and find love or They have love while they're in there something like that, but do they get out? Cuz I don't want to watch a watch a fucking show and they're calling in the whole time no no I think they get out to found we TV it's on we TV hard way yeah how we supposed to watch it

what the fuck is we TV sometimes that's what it takes to learn from your mistake no I want like a real but my boy a real criminal my boy was telling me some no that's not it that's not it that's like killer I this is called love after log of that's life this is life after lockup so here to do some of these to pay I know oh yeah just on it oh wow so some like I guess there's girls out there that will like scam prisoners basically and make them their sugar daddy. But the prison have no money.

They get money in there. They can get money. Well not like tons of money, right? I guess like locks. Slaying drugs. Yeah, and they just get away. They're like, yeah. Well, because the girls you don't have to do anything,

the homeboy's locked up. He's locked up. You're sending some ass pics and writing notes. Yeah. That's all you gotta do. Yeah, I guess a lot of a lot of it that goes down on like this show They should put that Security guard who fucked the homies. Oh my god. She should have her own show. That's really what it is fuck the homies She let all 11 watch Yeah, a little update on that later. Oh, yeah, I'm date well, hopefully it's a real one, but

Damn you found out the prison with the prisoner look like no, I wish I could Oh, there's still not that's what I want to see no, you'll be happy with this. Oh, okay. It'll be rewarding Yeah, and I'm sure for when you're currently you have that The Denver thing the all-star game. No, did you guys see that so they they I Guess the hotel employees saw these guys coming in like with curious shit So they called the cops dude their plan to like the Las Vegas shooting To turn the all-star game and shoot out the windows and kill people and they busted how this doesn't get more coverage is Insane to me wow

For us after- This is the Maven, which is right across from Corpus Field. It actually stayed there. That's what they planned to shoot up the Ulster again. It's a pretty nice hotel too. It's fucking great. How terrible is that? Fuck.

How is it not getting more coverage? Those guys should, I mean, I know they're doing their job, but still, man. And it's just having a horrible mass shooting. Friday? Yeah. That crazy. My parents are actually going to the home run to our be today. It would be a hard pass for me

the home rope Home run derby you guys are both dying of No, no, no, I was sick all last week. I'm good I thought it was allergies. I can't figure out and better know though I don't know what it is. It's when you get dude when you get kids and you see he got something from one of those fucking slimy kids at school and he comes on with a Com the whole house is sick for two weeks everybody. He fucked me up this week. You're from Phoenix. Yeah, it's still really hot It's hot dog. Yeah, you right how to especially I mean I'm dark skin. Yeah, the sun's just hanging out Yeah, you know, you're good in heat never never have never have

Never have since I was never have. Never have. Since I was a kid. I like the heat. I've been, really? Yes! I like it. All the time. Pass out king in the heat, dog.

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but they couldn't get her to calm down so they duck taper. And this is the photo. First of all, who took that fucking photo? I know it's the worst photo. This is the worst photo. Yeah, you're not gonna get a better shot of this technology out there.

And so they just duck taper mouth and to end to end. Yeah, for the rest of the flight. You can do whatever they're on. I don't know. I don't know what the protocol is for somebody who's a whole tape on a fucking flight. I guess the stewardess did.

Maybe I could see that. Don't flight. And who was I called this bitch on the duct tape? I don't. Don't flight. I think they get taper mouth too. I'm a guy on there. Marshall.

One Marshall. Yeah. I don't know. They say that. Sometimes I, and sometimes I'm like, I don't know. I always think, oh, they probably think I'm on the Marshall. In my head, I'm like, I think I'm in the martial. No, because there's a whole process.

The shit did go down. I do go on because there's a whole process they have to go through before they even get on the plane. I met him one time and told me how boring it is. Because nothing ever happened. Let me obviously September 11. Obviously, but now nothing ever happens. And I moved the mask.

Better save this, sorry. This might get punched in the face because of the mask. Yeah. But as a martial, It happens. I mean with the mask. You better save the story. I'm gonna get punched in the face because of the mask. Yeah. But as a marshal, oh no, it was a old jiu-jitsu coach. His name was Neil Mousen and he was going blind. But he was like a beast. And he was a marshal.

He's like, dude, it's so fucking boring. According to how martial flight each day on domestic international flights, dude, international flight, hey, you're going to England. I know, can you imagine. Hey, you're going to England. I know Can you imagine hey? You're going to fucking Dubai and back Baba However because undercover's part of the job is pretty number air marshals and what flights are deployed on our considered sense of security information So they yeah, they can't be on every fight. Oh, go that one how often is the air martial on the flight? Do all flights have air marshals know United States listen one less than one flights have air marshals know and I say let's just one less than one one. Wow. Oh wow. Oh, think about 44,000 commercial flights every day. Yeah.

One person got dim. But I was just too much. I was getting on my guy. I know I look like the air marshal. What's up. I would do some shit if I know I know you. I live for that moment. Why don't you get in? So this one is unfortunate. But on Friday night at Nottsbury Farm, there was a drive-by shooting. I believe two people were hit and they were taken to the hospital. They were, I think, young adults, like 18, 19-year-old. There was drive-by shooting that happened at the very front, so people who were walking out were trying to get into the park were all scrambling.

That's playing a park. Yeah, playing a park. Everyone's last time with a not-s-may farm though. It is. Ah, years ago. It is. Actually, 2011. Yep, don't know the go.

10 years ago. I went, me and my girl went, years ago. Probably eight years ago before my kids. It was so fucking ratchet. First of all, their main theme, you know how like university studios has like fucking the Avengers and like you know Disneyland clearly has fucking Mickey Mouse and all the Pixar characters not spare has Charlie Brown

So my kid the peanuts that they go when have the penis been relevant in the last 30 So my kid gets like what the fuck is this dude? I don't know to tell you. Don't they still show that peanuts Christmas or something like that? A Charlie Brown Christmas? Oh, is that what it is? I think that's what it is. They did do the movie, my son was in it for a while. Remember they redid the movie? There was like a whole straight up movie, probably like five years ago. The Charlie Brown story. It was like a real legit movie. My dad loved that movie. You held you that. Fifteen? there you go That's the point they need a not very far. They do something who's still rolling out to not very far I've been wanting I've been

So funny that this happens cuz I was Why go to six go to the magic mess cuz it's so so close and it's just like a fun You know like the look back experience. It's okay there. No, it's not it's the We bring an alcohol we bring an alcohol. We'll sneak it in and become fun We can sneak into six flies and you want some big boy rollercoaster. It's just too far of a drive Bro, you get drunk. You get on the rollercoaster. We get drunk at Disneyland We're on the best over on a rollercoaster. You can get you got me too. I can't I get a Traveling I'm getting old. You get alcohol in California. You don't have to sneak in

No, but it's so expensive. We just bring out we bring out I can never think about it getting on the ride. Yeah, cuz at Disney world or Disneyland you can order bear and ship Yeah, I don't think there's hard. No, there's there's yeah, there is at California California is more for adults and then Disney is for the kids. Yeah They have a adventure. Yeah, But Disney has that where the house of blues is, that area. Yeah, the, yeah. We talked about it in the park.

You mean the Disney world? They have Tony Romas, they have Starbucks. Yeah, they have like, it's like the adult area. It's the downtown Disney area. Oh, so I went to a place called Pleasure Island in Disney World, which was all like bars. It was like a fun dancing place or you know bar dancing place I just drank what we drank there. It's like clubs night clubs. I don't think it's still there

Hmm, it's one of those places. Yeah, there you go to you take your girl six flak It's just too far but of course I go first of all you're you're you're you're hate hate cheap skit I know it's on group on wherever two tickets for $30. There's reason for that you're saving money because you're, hey, hey, cheap skit. You're saving my, I know it's on Group on River, two tickets for $30, there's a reason for that. You're saving money because you're fucking hiding alcohol into the park, and then park is like $7. Here's the other thing, the roll coasters made out of wool, I know, wool, dude,

and it shakes like this. That one in, not very? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one's a beast. It'll fuck you up. Makes you all soarish because you feel like you can beat up. Especially these.

I think that's the roller coaster. It's either that's six slides or Nottsbury farm. That's the one on step by step. You remember when it shows the whole family on the coaster? I see a guy. That's time around. I did.

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No, is that no for me now and half for me maybe 45 minutes yeah, it's pretty far. It's a St. Croftick isn't terrible No, there's no traffic not going to Orange County is terrible. It's gonna take you longer to get the not very far. I mean, that's closer. I think what we're gonna do is we're gonna uber from her place. To not spread from so we're not to worry about driving. Yeah, because we're gonna drink. You're gonna get fucked up.

Yeah, do 50. I'm not letting you in. You're gonna be a bad ratchet life. But have you guys ever done that? No. No. It'll make the experience so much more fun. Believe me, try it.

I hate roller coasters. I mean, obviously you not gonna drink alcohol. I love drink alcohol. I just guess yeah, I think what roll I can only handle two I Tell you when me jane stevey when we're in I think sand you guys went to three right we want to met we went to magic Six flags out there. Yeah, we're about the fast-pass one on Two roller coasters and then we're like let's get it out of here Yeah, I don't that feeling want to drink alcohol. I'm telling you, it works. Even you're not going to get sick on the rides and it makes you feel more relaxed and chill.

By the way, I'm not encouraging people to drink alcohol. No, well, you're encouraging them to drink and sneak it into the whole. If you're a drinker, then try it. I'm a touch-in. There's not enough alcohol on Earth to make not very farm fun. I know. It's just like a reminds me of that bean high school. It shoots up real tall and then it drops hard. Yeah, mine is going to be dead.

Exilirator? Ex-tool, that's one that takes off real quick. Yeah, just, what does that fucking call? Accelerator, the sun? Accelerator. The ghost writer. They have new roller coasters now. Yeah, I remember this one.

Yeah, I remember this one. They don't serve us some. They don't serve us some. I don't trust any of that shit. You had a 16 year old being like, being like pressing the button. Now you tell me that kid you're gonna leave your fucking life in that kid's hands.

I used to love that one ride that would like swing like that in turn. I don't know what it's called. It's like the ship. I think it's over there. It's called the love revolution or something like that. So it's not very far from just rollercoasters. No, it's not even.

No, they have all shit. They have a cool Halloween night there. Oh yeah, they're not very Halloween. Not scary for them. Nightmare. Literally. There's a jiggy-lint people. You go on one haunted house for seven hours.

You can get the fast packs for the haunted houses. It's even tough. a jiggyland people you go on one haunted house for seven hours It's even tough. I've been to Disneyland Disney Halloween stope. It's like a three hour wait for the haunted mansion. That's too much. I've been in Disney Christmas No one's pretty dope. That's great. I like that. I like it. It's special. Nothing beats Disney I like yeah, I like that. I want one my kids Christmas time is the best. Yeah, it was pretty nice, actually. I think Halloween. I mean, Halloween at Disney's fucking great. For scaring stuff, but I mean, just to feel good.

Oh yeah. The members of Christmas, it's awesome over there. Yeah, yeah. We'll have fun with Charlie Brown and I. All right, thanks, there. Drunk off your ass. Hopefully you have at least a good whiskey, man. I'll give you a bottle.

Take a bottle from the studio. Oh, you guys are just us this, right? Yeah. With that finance girl. Look at them standing behind her. Let's take a look. That's nice. You think all they did was just the date?

I can see her titties from here. Run out there, nice wine. Whoa. She had a Dodger's jersey on too. How awkward is that? I know, that's so weird. Has he refilled? No, he's right there.

Yeah, he's gonna hear everything. God, what a fucking date, man. How do you top that? In any way she dates. Yeah. How do you fucking top that way to go? Drake, Drake out here making a difficult one. Yeah, you fucked us, dude.

I think that's the point though. Yeah, it's Drake. It's Drake. let's point though. Yeah it's Drake. It's right. He's my favorite. You can do that. Good for him. Okay so a few things about the story. First and foremost, there is a woman, this beautiful blonde woman. Apparently she's 26, according to the story. I don't- She's 46, I don't know. Yeah I don't know why they list her as 26. I think they just got it wrong. Typo. But she is a mother of two living in, I believe Australia. Hell yeah. She got a no from her neighbor saying basically, Hey, when you're passing by, your windows put on some clothes because my kids don't want to see your ass. Oh yeah. And she got

really weirded out by this because she said the only time she could remember recently, ever being in a situation where her ass was out was late at night when she was turning off the lights trying to go to bed. She had a t-shirt on and panties. And I guess like the bottom of her ass she was no she didn't even say it was a thong. She said she called them French panties. I don't know what that means but it sound like booty shorts like her butt was sticking out at the bottom. Yeah, and a neighbor Lesson no at her house two young boys. I Don't know why would they snitch on this lady, dude. What are you guys doing man? No the husband wrote that

No, I could be I feel like it's probably the why it'd be much appreciated if you could at least shut your blinds when working naked walking naked Around your house my kids do not my kids do not and would not like to see your ass out on the Shaw much appreciated your neighbors with a peace sign. That's her. Yeah, that's her. Dude, I've been fucking stoked as a young man. She's probably around 26. She's not. She's a mother of two and 40. I don't think she's 26. I also don the life is I bet you the wife is busted and insecure nope that's okay I'm just from the UK you're right in Australia do you have out my fucking England team lost I know fucking your cup are you devastated what I said Italy baby how I'll go fight I'll tell how tell it are you I'm fault Your dad was born and raised there. Oh, no, he's grandpa's work

And I'm my dad on my mom's side her Word but your parents were both born here. Yeah, you're American talent. Yeah, okay? We born in the UK. His mom was flooded. All right. It's all 50 dog, but I'm also like 10% of talent. Oh yeah. Yeah. So when you know a part, no clue. I'm trying to do the family tree thing. There's an api in download. It's a fucking nightmare. I don't know if I trust in it. It'd be cool. I'm gonna make money. Yeah, I got you. I'll tell you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty accurate. I did it and it was the biggest waste of money ever. I know gonna like this is trying to make money. Yeah, like I'll tell you. I'll ask her to go meet you, you know? Pretty accurate.

I did it and it was the biggest waste of money ever. It just told me I was Vietnamese, that's it. And my mom thought I was a fuck idiot. No, I do, I wanna try it. I don't feel like I'm a family tree thing so you can go all the way back. So you can find like different questions. So yeah, see some cool shit.

But you have to have like death certificate. I'm like, what the fuck? No, you can do with the Ellis, if your family came over to Ellis Island, you can go on the website through there and find it through do it. The Ellis, if your family came over to Ellis Island, you can go on the website through there and find it through there. Like if you know when your family came over, you can find it.

I've no clue when they came over. That's why I'm fucking paying these. That's what you're wrong, mom. She lives here. She passed away, but she lived in England until she was 20, something, 27. My mom lived in England until she was like in her teens. Wow. All my aunts and uncles to this she's have the accident a little bit

My aunt full full does and then my grandma did for I mean, I'm a kid. Yeah Yeah, that's why I rip for England and they fucking lost man Okay, so I don't know how legit this is but someone sent it to me and this is apparently that girl The corrections officer wow tough times don't know how legit this is, but someone sent it to me, and this is apparently that girl. The corrections officer? Wow, tough times don't last tough people, dude. So she has 36,000 followers now, but, and I wonder, I do wonder, is this possibly a girl that kind of looks like her

and is trying to profit off of it? I don't know, but she has her like donation thing here. Hmm, at YG. Yeah. It's called free Tina, but this is. There's a body picture here, which wide. Yeah. It's called free Tina, but there's other pictures. There's a body picture here, which is pretty good.

That's her. It's rocking that S. That's her. Hashtag hustle hard. Hashtag hustle hard. Someone put them boys got lucky. I agree. Oh, wait, good.

It says bomb. Let me get. Oh, my God. Oh, my, oh. It says, bomb, let me get, oh my god. I'm gonna die. I'll die you. Keeps going up. That's supposed to be, I checked it out. That's her dad apparently. Okay.

And then, you know, just like the other pictures, she does have Brunette here in the early pictures. So I don't know. That might be her, man. Could be. If that's her, then she looks way better than I thought. Oh, I always thought she was a dime. No, she looked amazing, but you know there's different angles and stuff

Wait, where did it happen at? Good question or caliber? North cow because her gear does she have a kitchen scroll down that'd be such a shit because the gear She's rocking is like a Southern California like gear. Well, it was a swag. I don't know could be someone else's kid California like gear. Well, it's swag. I don't know. Could be someone else's kid. That's a cute ass kid, too.

Scroll down her guy with Tony Hawk. OK. Let's see here. This might be real. Scroll up from each in the white and black hand. Blackout Tuesday. Your struggle is my struggle. Blackout Tuesday.

I mean, the next poster or next post is this Her most would be I've seen a lot of first 48. I would assume that that guy who ran the the train on her black Feller black hell yeah Picking a Walguss and this makes it harder rolling the dice. Yeah, this is oh, oh and she's wearing a lot of That that beanie she's got on that's why geez Also, she's a a lot of that, that, that, beanie she's got on, that's why G's, uh, also she's a, why G fan? Yeah, for a hundred, that's why G's, uh, clothing line. There you go.

She probably orders only dark meat when she goes to get it. He catch my drift there. And then also, oh, super done piece. Yeah. God, Doug, also worked the headache. Also, who the four of her hired her to work a present. I don't know. So one of the said, arrest a recipe I was called shoplifting.

It's locked me up. Bro, where's the box? Lock me up. Who's there, a recipe I was calling out to? 1800 likes. I'm not letting any other copper recipe till she can see it. For you.

I don't know if she'd be free. I don't know if she'd be locked up. I don't know. Her dad clearly a troll from the show trolls. So that's cool That's fantastic her dad is spot on you make a shit. Oh, it's cool God dang she's so yeah, maybe her potentially I mean so she have a man now or Man, but I'm said but yeah, well, because he's in prison. He can't be taking shots. I saw one dude.

I'm sure she's still technically married. Because remember in the article, she said that she was going through marital problems. There's no picture of a man. I saw one. I saw one. See if her man's had tagged or anything. Oh, that's one here.

Damn, you get down on this. Brother. Brother, brother. You know my BBW partner? What? What's BBW partner what's BWW Bumble always oh yeah terrible how about Buffalo oh that's what we just had going on I cannot believe I'm about to see this in person god damn me 2016 Do you like the fight game on man right?

Wow it gets deeper and deeper yeah look at this Conor McGregor 2016 David Buster's she didn't win that but the DMBs That DM just peoples to mm-hmm Yeah, do a christian go give it to the tag photo which tag photos oh hey there's a dude there's dude the dirt no that's what she's a famous motorcyclist right? motorcross yeah he's dope I think this is probably her page huh? I don't need some money to her. So, that was the one that we saw already. Okay. You guessed.

You okay, darling? She's gonna have a career after this. Oh, absolutely. But what does the mug shot look like? In comparison, like, put those together. That's her dog. You think it's fully her? 100% That's fucking, I've seen, I've done some research those That's her dog. You think it's fully hurt? 100%

That's fucking I've seen I've done some research that's hurt Let me see if you can get corrections She has to be the hottest correction after all that Dude on world's run let's show these cops Some of these cops like what the fuck is that her? Dude that's her. That's just a terrible picture It does look like her though. I mean especially in the like these Dude that's her. But I don't know if it's a hundred percent her dude. That's one hundred and ten percent look at the makeup there

And look at the makeup and the other and then that's her getting busted after getting railed by homies She made it hot immediately you we don't know that it really does look like her though. I think it's her Yeah, it's most likely we just don't know Let's see hustle 23 hard hustle hard girl it's 10 and g23

she's only doing two years mind your own business you live longer she needs a penpal that's not her that's not her Christian you're too light in the ass for her and you're also not black. Too strikes mama. The third one, do you know a lawyer?

I do. You do? Yeah, that might help you. What else you got? Oh, this is to Kashi. Thank you. I'll send that to us. God, dude. I know. I'll find out who the name is later. To Kashi 6'9 is trolling that guy blue face. Because he had this crazy head tattoo that most likely was something that he did it for money. Or for jewelry. They're like, hey man, can you do an Instagram post?

You're like, how about I just get, don't you? Oh yeah. He was like, how about I just tattoo your store name on my head? Is it not quite a few on there? Yeah, but the name of the jewelry store? I don't remember the name. Oh. And it sounds like he's not doing well.

Why? Too much financially. Because he's taking that celebrity bear knuckle match, which is crazy enough. With that random tiktok girl. Yeah, and he's doing this. What's cringe? And he yelled at that tiktok girl's face and he goes,

hey, yeah. I know we just passed the hustle hard girl by just went through her stories and she has a adopted jail bill for for on our stories. What do you mean? Uh, uh, go to her stories. Yeah. She is a what? Scroll up to the lipstick one. We get this girl out of prison.

Show me some love. Oh, wow. Cp. A box. one we get this girl out of prison show me some love oh P.O. box Go back now when that's up right now go back to one that one that was 65 weeks ago no no no no that Hit my cash out five days ago Close phone lower fees. I love her. You love her. I love her. Me too. She's gonna be perfectly fine. I'm sure.

Yeah, I bet. She's gonna be fine. We've talked about her every week out here. She's gonna be the female felon Bay. Remember the guy with the light eyes who became model? Yeah, he was a German. He was a rich girl. Yeah, yeah.

The first tough job. Her husband, yeah. He was like, see you and got with him. Yeah, because he had a girl that he was with. You had a wife when he went in and got famous and then shortly after he started dating the Harris to the top shop empire. And his wife found out that he was dating her

on the internet and then they got divorced shortly after. And she did a club appearance shortly after saying, like, oh, I'm divorced Yeah, I think yeah, I think too. Yeah She's pretty hot too, right? She's very good looking his wife his ex-wife That was her I want to left She's better looking than his current one, but the current one's stupid Stupid was the current one look like They're right there

Well, she's gorgeous She's a pretty girl. Yeah, I'll leave it at that Well, I'm looking at the right one. They're doing it Oh, this is from 4th of July, but I thought this was crazy. Some douchebags threw a firecracker into someone's convertible. Luckily, this guy's fine. Well, he just did it. Yeah, just being dicks.

Is that car right there? Yeah, yeah. So hopefully they'll find him because they got the license plate here. The guy that was recording just has a dash cam and it's one of his buddies. And check it out. Here. Oh no! Oh yeah.

Jesus Christ man, what's the point? Just to be dicks. Fuck. Hit that guy in the head. Yeah, and then on the back. So he probably wanted a nice one. He has to be on the right, so he's safe. Oh man.

I think he was reaching for it too I don't get it man. Oh, they caught them. Well fuck me too. What's the point? Look at that? Jesus shit What's the point? I just some young stupid kids. Yep Jesus Christ someone actually threw a freaking MAD in my gym bathroom when I was taking a leak That's hilarious. No, it's not hilarious. It was like right next to me in the toilet So of course, they just boom Water splashed up and I'm peeing. I have no idea and I just went deaf completely deaf and I was freaked out That I could blossom in school. Yeah, I couldn't hear for like a minute and they stole it came back

Yeah, but still I Adult A minute and they stole it came back. Yeah, but still I Yeah, not much. But it's adult. I just saw this recently. Pfizer says their vaccine isn't doing so well, so they're asking for people to get a COVID booster shot. But then CDC says we don't need the booster. That's just hype to push the more more vaccines more funny for it. That's all pushing pushing. and yeah they just you know. I saw this on barstool. I will just play it. She's about to kill it. She baked for a diver. So it's so when you lie on the application to get the job.

Even the sound of the board to. She too big to be diving like that. She might have been really good, but just that one time. This is also crazy. Too calm for the situation. There's a mother bear with cubs. And this guy's just talking about it and realizes she has cubs.

Of course. Read the book. And hello. What's up? He's like you didn't get. Yes. I know. See?

There's little babies that are usually super protective. Uh-huh. There are little babies. All, they're cute as fuck. I know. You want to touch its nose? No. Oh my God. Oh, the cubs I do. Yeah. Oh, guys, kids are doing whatever they want for the gram. Mm-hmm. These are so cute. They are cute as fuck. God, he's so fucking lucky Alrighty, I'm sure you guys heard this song yet. Yeah, I haven't heard this. Okay, let's go and play it real quick Just to get people back. Oh, yeah

I'm not sure how much you got to play this but They recorded an entirely new video for this. Who's the fat guy? Maddie Fresh. What happened? He was always kind of chunky? Girl you look good, watch your back, that thing You're used to hands on your own brother, watch your back You're a young people, they know real life, you need the facts They know what, you're a kid, you're a young people Is anybody watching us, we're like, man, you know what? I know, get vaccinated

But when we get the shot, we gonna be romance and girl, you could be the queen At the quarantine, we can meet up at the spot and we could do the thing I'm your mate, Chad, download the app shot of you ain't got a way I love it when you hold me in plan emoji you could be the young high thing I be the old G What you want your back that thing? I'm used to handsome young brother want your back that thing You're they don't real like you need the back that thing you're feeling free your whole nature need the back That thing girl you lose good want your back that thing

Who's not I don't know. They got paid a lot of money. Who's like, man, how can we get the black community to get more back? You know what? Culp Juvenile. Culp Juvenile right now. I bet you they went through a list of celebrities

before he's like, I'll do it. Juvenile was on top of the world at 1.2. My moon is super huge. Yeah, hot second. Yeah. The hot boys? What's the hot boys? Hot boys, yeah.

That's where little wing comes from. That's right. All those guys. This is pretty jacked up. This is a Rutgers receiver named Karno Davis. He was playing, I don't wanna show you the video yet, but oh, he was playing a football in the beach with this guy. And the guys had arguments and they brought it to the street here.

And then I guess the other guy said something about Karno's mom, so that's how they started. And I'll show you what happens. Oh, man. Karnel's on the blue shorts. Yeah, relax, relax. Oh, wow. Yeah.

That was a hard, hard knockout. Is this what happened to him? This is he's recovering at home with his family. He looks like the Dorcas, you're here around the team. He doesn't look like a street fighter kind of guy, but it happened. He got mad because of Duce and somebody's mom. Do you say he looks like a street fighter type of guy?

He doesn't look like a street fighter guy. Neither one do. Yeah, well, especially this guy. This guy looks like just innocent. Yeah, fuck. It's like that one, Dutorian. Yeah, duh, he got dropped. Well, he's heads up right now.

Yeah, I know. That's like, that could be life changing right there. You're so about, you're going to fuck my mom? Because yeah, I did, dude. And then he knocked him out. Oh, Jesus Christ. They didn't know how that's supposed to go. No, you know what I'm saying?

It's supposed to be like, oh, yeah, you know, he's supposed to get him. But it is. And how cool is this? Just check it out. This is how they stock fish in Utah. I did see this, we'll play. Do all the fish survive this jump?

That's right, okay. When I first saw it, I'm like, there's got to be a ton that dies. It's so many. They said less than 1%, dies. They're lying to each other. No, because they're baby fish. Yeah, they're not like...

Yeah, they're... All right, let's go and judge for yourselves. I'm about to play this fucking hype. Let me not work out for you The fish are like what the fuck it's so high, too. It's so high dude None of those fish are surviving. Oh, look how high that is that that was pretty high That's the impact of the water. You think they're just okay when they smack into the water. That's how small there And how do they know that they survived they go in there look for it. What that's a good question, dear

But it just looks like it's way too high and that water looks pretty shallow. Yeah, it is Those fish are like what the fuck yeah Wait, so what's the purpose of that stock? The stock is there's the fish the fish population in there is not, it's declining. They do it everywhere. When you go fishing, they stalk everything. It's pretty dope.

It is pretty cool looking. There's no way those fish aren't concussed when they hit that. That's what they're talking about. You don't wonder how the, yeah, how the fuck do they find out that they survive? Survival rates more than 95%. I'm not buying that. Yeah, like how do we check? How that they survive? Survivor is more than 95% I'm not buying that

Yeah, like how do we check? How do we know? Well some definitely have to say that Yeah, I would maybe use a helicopter or something but not a freaking plane or just use trucks and like just but it's hard to get to those areas Really? Oh like driving and stuff like that. Yeah They drive into the office and stuff like that, yeah. Alright, well. Yep. Um... Oh, this one, I don't know how legit this is either, but someone messaged me this.

And... This is from Paulo. I'll watch, I'll show you this video. You're dark! I'm not afraid of you! Hey! What the guys are right away! What the guys are right away! What the guys are right away! Whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey probably confused, but I mean, I'm sure that could happen potentially right? If you pick a girl that has autism and you kind of like, you're gonna go on or yeah, and you just don't know.

Is that what happened? That's what they're saying happened. I mean, you just made fun of her. You know, like just fun, roasting. I'm just saying, but how do you know she has autism? I'm guessing she probably said something because she wasn't, you know. But sometimes people in the audience just say shit. Yeah, but that person could potentially be autistic

and then just doesn't work out. Yeah, I like how they put the autism awareness on there. Yeah. Gotcha. I was like, this, I mean, I don't know this video. How slow would you get back out there? I've been fucking out. Yeah.

Later. Yeah. And I thought this was nice, this is not up worthy, but it's also kind of scary. So it says, The kids toys just make them smile. And watch how close the kids get to this thing. Kids love fucking clothes.

Those guys are probably. Yeah, but would you let Tiger get this close? I can't love fucking problems. Hahaha. This guy's a problem. Yeah. But would you let Tiger get this close? Absolutely. Watch. Yay! Yeah, it's touching it. Oh, that's cool, that's cool.

It is cool. He's going really fast. He's going really fast. Yeah, he's really good. He's fucking. He's going professional. He's really good. He's fucking He's a surgeon with that. Yeah, but I'm just worried that there's malfunction and something happens That's dope though. Yeah, that's cool for the kids Of course it made their life probably Don't remember forever maybe

Yeah They made their life probably. It's life. They'll remember it forever. Maybe they're young though, you know? Yeah. You'll remember a ton when they're young. Well, I think, well, I don't wanna show you this one because it's embarrassing. What? But, does someone caught a trophy goldfish? And everyone's roasting him?

Because it's a goldfish. It's a huge goldfish. Yeah, but it's a goldfish. Oh, it's a goldfish? No, it's still a goldfish. Like, you's a goldfish. No, it's still a goldfish Like you know when they don't put it to a lake, you know when they're little time This one's a fucking the teenage reading in true. I know it's kind of embarrassing to be like the record holder for the biggest goldfish Hey, man, it's not like a cool thing. No, because it's a pet. It's just a little pet

Yeah, they're not That's a man has a little bit of metal. I. Okay, do you kill it? Oh? Yeah, I can't eat goldfish. I mean, they're I think they're related to carp So you could eat it, but it's so bony and don't really likes it to consider junkfish or trash fish Yeah, goldfish is just getting hated on all right, and then this is really nothing, but I just thought this was cool Yeah, things pretty fucking sick. So Lamborghini heard about this. They made an off-roader. That thing is filthy. The video kind of sucks though.

It's tires of dope. That'd be so much work whoever did that. And the cost of it too. Oh my god. Oh damn. Damn it. Jesus. Oh my god.

Yeah, that could definitely be in a movie. But it just, they don't do much with this. Sounds like a Lambo 2. That's always balled in turn of two Lambo. And they did it well too. Hell yeah, I think it's sick. Yeah, it's like that one. But this is all the video is nothing off-roading or anything.

No one's here. Nothing. I got Vex that thing up and down. Fuck. I know. It's a terrible video. It is. Oh one more, one more. Breaking news.

Robert Downey Jr. just stopped following all of his Marvel people. What? Friends. It didn't say. So he stopped following Chris Evans, Tom Holland, and they're a couple of people. That's all. Who noticed that? Did he say, the people would find out real quick.

Oh, that's a fucking matter. Chris and I find out how they go through their follow. They made that a headline. They made that a headline. The damn Denver shooting shit couldn't get. They're crazy fans who keep track of how many people, their favorite celebrity follows. And if it goes up or down one,

they'll go search to see who it is. Oh, wow. That's how people find stuff like this out. Wow. I just thought it was funny lane. That makes so much sense. I need to do something more with your life and that. Yeah, absolutely.

And you know, let's do one more. I just thought this was funny too, because it says fans praise Courtney Kardashian for sharing unedited, unedited, following Bikini photo, and it says, way to empower. But I mean, it's like, she just looks great. It should.

And people are like, you go girl, you're braving your power. Yeah. You're so brave, showing us your perfect ass like that in heels, that make no sense while you're walking to the pool Yes, she's body to look great. Yeah, good for trash He could not just happy because she didn't shop it. Yeah, doctor it up. Yeah, is that it? That's it all right. All right kids first sets in LA this Friday, Saturday

Some shows are sold out to get still left for some of the shows that's this Friday and Saturday July 16th and July 17th Two shows APM 10 PM both nights Friday and Saturday Shob and friends at the ha ha and L.A. My first sets in LA come get it Then Tacoma Washington July 29th through the 31st Tacoma comedy club That's Thursday Friday Saturday and Tacoma Washington then Raleigh North Carolina August 19th August 21st Lahoya Comedy Store those tickets should be on sale and the second wait for the Comedy Store to send me the link August 27th 29th San Jose California San Jose Improv September Improv, September 9th, through September

11th. San Antonio, the big boy, Bud Light, courtyard, September 24th, 25th. That's San Antonio, Denver, Las Vegas, just got rescheduled. Las Vegas, Braia, and Honolulu, Hawaii, all in October. Tickets at thickboy.com or FATKZ.com. Love you guys, she pales in Baltimore this Thursday Friday Saturday. Thursday Friday Saturday, then August 26, break in private, then October 7 through the ninth, I'm in Tampa at Side Splitters, and then later on that month, October 28 through the 30th,

I'll be in DC at the DC. I've been in DC before I yeah once it was right before Shit broke out DC's great. I love it there. Hi kids. See ya