The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 709

Episode Date: July 16, 2021

Bryan is back and talk Bryan's trip to France and almost drowning, Brendan bumping into Nate Marquardt, the return of masks in LA, The Rock's new body, mac and cheese, 14 year old 7'4" girl from China, Joe Exotic's prison resentencing, hot corrections officer update and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The kid is back from Europe from his Euro trip the kid is back and he is in studio last day in the new studio A few housekeeping notes for you in this juicy ass podcast with old rinks here, man LA for sets are tonight and tomorrow some shows are sold out tonight Irrigrew will be with me tomorrow Chrisy D and maybe Brian Cal and a few surprises for you Shobben friends at the ha ha tonight, Friday, July 16th, and July 17th in Los Angeles, California, the Ha Ha, July 16th, 17th, end of the month to come a watch and to come a comedy club, July 21st,

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He will and he's got and he's got fucking well, my girl, like some old, but he's I know, but still you bring your girl like let's around him. You want to train to Europe and you're like, go, we're here for a few days. Yeah. And then he takes one look at you. One look at him.

Yeah, he came over. Yeah. You know, you look like shit next to him. No, it's to get you one look at him. Yeah, I came over. Yeah, you know, you look like shit. No, it's all good until she gets drunk probably. And then she's all like, what am I kissing this guy for? You know what did you're better looking Pete Wentz? Because Pete looks like shit up there. Yeah, he's a better looking Pete Wentz. He's a good guy. Oh, I know that kid. I met him. Yeah, he used to date Ashley. Yeah, Ashley. I met him because I know her. I did seven. So I did hurt. Yeah, I met him because I know her I did seven heaven So I did hurt. Well, I knew her for two years. So yeah, he's a nice kid. Do you remember actually something had that beak forever?

And then she got it fixed and fully redeemed herself. I yeah, I Don't I'm not gonna comment on her nose, but I do remember there was a change. Oh, yeah, but why wouldn't you? I was just old and she was six. She's got two canned sand nose and I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna say that but no, it's gone. That's that two can Sam knows and I can say that and I can say that What but no, it's gone. That's in the past daddy. Can you not say to can't Sam? You know it like Brennan will take things too far. Are we rolling? Yep, cuz he'll take things far like he'd be like Yeah, this guy know I could turn him my own rake reek I was like what he was I just cut his dick off and put him in fucking cage. I was like

Hey, man, this is game of throwing If you said I can slap him around it's fine. I give him a little shove around that is dick off too far and put him in a cage and make him your You know my right my week my week. Yeah, it seems to be a bit. How is your daddy? Oh, now you left me for two. You know what's fascinating about you. You know what's Fascinating Finally, you're back finally the kid the fight on kid is fully back You went, hell yeah, dude. This is great. Hey, I'm gonna leave for two weeks and you figure it out Okay, I got it. Okay, it's gonna sting a little bit. So here's the thing. I know it's in a straight and it's great being back

I'm gonna leave for two weeks. I need you to figure out on your own. Yeah. Oh no doubt. Yeah, okay You didn't bet or not no, but the problem is that I there's only one person that might do The only person that does better on vacation Is you because I do terrible on Vic I can't go on vacation for that long I four days what happened this four days because what happens is I went I had a great time, I ate some of the best food in the world, drank some of the best wine in the world. Please don't show me pictures. I will never.

Pictures. I'm an artist, that's another thing. I ain't a guy who takes any pictures on holiday. I don't have any pictures of my European trip on my phone. I just don't do it. And I was in a meaty bill. Unless there's a naked chicken, I don't want to see your pictures from the vacation. That's right.

You know what I mean? If you're like, hey, you got this hot taking out this hot naked girl. We ran past like oh, let me see the picture There you go, but it's picture of your food right stuff. I can Google or have up You know what drives me nuts when my dad tells me about the plane he took yeah to you're up. Yeah, no, that's all plane Yeah That's a shadow and I made a joke about how I was gonna tear it down because I thought they Home people if you wear a v-nex in Italy. Hey, hey, hey, hey now. Come on now You're being shitty right now and you're acting like you're not no hold on at least at least your ears combed in the back Just woke up from a nap. Hey, man. Do some cocaine.

No, no. Did you see that one? No, where was that? Play again. Play it. It's to take off in the dog. My soul's low. What are you going to do?

We could still go outside for a walk. We could watch a movie. We could play pool. Eat some lunch. Do some cocaine. Cocaine. Who is that? Who's talking to you, do some cocaine. I'm not going to be cocaine.

Who is that? Who's talking to your buddy? I'm Mark. Mark's so funny. So you just went all over, huh? My buddy who had made some cash, you know, said come and just come for free. And I'll take you.

By free means daddy's paying for it all, yeah. Pays forever. Yeah, you're side chick. I'm a side chick. You the oldest side chick in the world. Oh yeah. You're a sugar yeah. Pay for everything. Yeah, your side chick. I'm a side chick. You're the oldest, oldest side chick in the world. Oh yeah. Your sugar baby. Most sugar baby.

Little sugar brinky. That's right. Little sugar brinky. I'm a sugar brinky. Not a sugar brinky. I'm a sugar brinky. I'm a sugar brinky. I'm a sugar brinky.

I'm a sugar brinky. I'm a sugar brinky. I'm a sugar brinky. I'm a sugar brinky. I'm a sugar brinky. I'm a sugar brinky. I'm a sugar brinky. I'm a sugar brinky. I'm a sugar brinky. I'm a sugar brinky. I'm a sugar br Yeah, and he's a big time. So would you just stay with him, stuff?

That's not weird, right? I stayed with him, but he's got, when you have that much space. You live there, museum. When you have that many houses. You never see him. You don't have any problems. And then I tried surfing.

Now, here's the thing about when you go to South of France, certain parts of South of France have real big waves, and they kick up right quick. And I don't know if you know anything about Riptide, but I don't. The current and the Riptide are something you gotta take in the city. I don't know if you know anything about rip tide but I don't. Current in the rip tide are something you have to take in the city. Yeah, not very, not very, you know, so. Daddy gets swept out by the tide.

Well so daddy decided to try surfing and couldn't catch a wave. I don't know how to try surfing. You don't have a wave knowledge and the waves started kicking and I went, I'm getting the fuck out of here. Then I went out with flippers and boogie board. Now the area I was in is so rough that they have two blue flags that are about as wide as two of these rooms and you'll stay in there if you're swimming. Because you go outside, that's where the...

That's where you get caught up with the current. So they have five lifeguards, not four but five, who have the, they're all professionals, and they're on a tower, this big steel thing, and they're just watching everybody. You're like this. And people die there all the time. So you can't go outside of it. If you wanna go outside the flags, it gots to have a wetsuit and flippers

and a board of some kind. Yeah. Well, I'm just following the guys who say we're gonna go boogie boarding. But old bride doesn't really know how, I'm not a salty dog. I don't really know how to navigate when the waves kick up like the Himalayas.

What happened? What happened? Hold on, the youngest was Held. Well, I'm the oldest there. Who's the youngest? The youngest out of the group. 30. 30, right?

But your boards are no-no. That's right, and it's a big difference. And especially when they keep going, just go under the waves. And I'm just making it. I'm just now I'm out in the tree good good good good good good and I just ride this and I ride up and I come down like hey and now I'm kind of in the middle of nowhere and they go catch this wave and I I catch the wave

but I look as I'm going I've been swept all the way out and they're high tide they're rocks so what happens to all, I get taken, and oh, sand bar, has day day. Yeah, that was a great time. So you break your neck, dad. I did, I hurt my back. You broke my neck. I haven't trouble with my neck, right now.

Really, from the boogie board. Yes, still. And then I couldn't get back. Couldn't be a Gary engine. Couldn't get back, get back. How'd you tweak your neck, boogie board? Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.

What's matter is I couldn't get back to shore because I kept getting taken this way. I didn't hit the to shore because I kept getting taken Men had to save you so so my friend the surfer king and goes Very embarrassed hold on to my board. So grab my grab my leash. Oh, no, and then he's paling You hang on these and you hang on leash like this well, dude I had one hand the other hand was like this and I was like I got it dude Let's go and I was kicking. Literally, out he was like this. I helped him.

And then I got into water. That wasn't his choppy. Yeah. The sea, when she wants to take you. Now, is there some little Frenchy sharks out in those waters? No, no sharks. No sharks are so French.

You're not thinking about the sharks. What are you trying to do? But are there sharks? When the current waves are strong. The great whites, fancy the French. I don't think there's been any attacks in France. Look at this. Well, what what ocean is that out there? Mediterranean sea no, this is the Atlantic. Oh those are stupid. Don't have to worry about those Yeah, this is this is a Mediterranean no sharks none of them talk about that now in in Australia

Where my friend is from he was surfing there. He's not surfing there anymore and I said, why? And he said, well, here's the thing about Australia. Right now, you hear about people disappearing and they drown, but they don't find them. It's shark. It's shark with the salt. The salt is. What's happening is that they are protecting the sharks,

they're overfishing their food and getting rid of the seals. So they got to get it. So now you, so there are people in Australia that say I'm gonna swim I'm gonna do my long distance swimming. Yeah and they're just out there every day swimming in you know you know we sit with people that are way off short they're just doing their laps. Well those people now are starting to get picked up. Go missing. Yeah. That's Australian. That's what you get. Yeah. I would so there's there's nothing the French says rare like rare Yeah, that'd be the place you would often when we were when we were surfing when I was trying to start be a little scared

Cuz they kind of look like sharks. Yeah, when you see the gray fan. You're like oh shit. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like it either so the whole thing was Was interesting you got some rest though. I got Yeah, you know when I'm resting when I'm working I don't like it either. So the whole thing was interesting. You got some rest though? I got some. Okay. Yeah. You know when I'm resting, when I'm working, when I'm being productive, I can't stand. Like you're like, just gotta relax and do nothing.

I mean, that'll really stress me out. Yeah. But I will say that, I'm gonna say this, I think money buys happiness. Did your friends seem happy? When you have that much money, when you have it, when you have it, that's normal to him though. Yeah, but no, I'm being silly, but when,

like you know there's money and then there's this money where you go, look that way, you see all the way, can you see as far as you can see, you can see as far as you can see there, that's my property. You understand? It's like game of thrones. Yeah, that's when you, when you, that's my property. You understand? It's like Game of Thrones. Yeah.

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He's going he's going to space because he's bored. Well think about that. Yeah, they're so bored They're all going to space and then how about the guy from virgin you didn't get to space dude. You went really high in a play You know he did he did that didn't get Richard press on a space you know like NASA's like That's not a space dude. He didn't break no you didn't break the atmosphere. No, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get,

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I think they're lying. They're like, yeah, we have 200 people waiting to sign up and get them. I'm not buying that either, man. And it's also super expensive to get there. Well, my girl, we see, we're out in my friend's farm and we see a glider. We see a glider.

Oh, the people that are just like... No, that's hang gliding. Then there are planes where you... It's a glider. Oh, yeah, no engine. And they're just like... That's right. Now, there are there are planes where you your it's a glider all yeah no no engine and they're just like that's right now I don't know if you know how they do this but my girl says I've always wanted to get in a glider to which I always go I don't give a fuck about gliders no I don't care about hot water I don't care about hot air balloons no gliders all that shit is passed for me all of it just I'm a party poop but your girl

wants to go in a glider she She's dying to go into glider. Let her go. We go, which is five minutes down the road in this big open field. And they, you know how they get you up into glider? Yeah, they have to, well, another plane pulling you, right? That would be one way, super safe. Yeah.

Because people get fucked up like that. But you're just going to a regular plane though, you know? In this case, they just had on remote control, a cable that will pull you and you'll do, you'll get to 60 miles an hour and two seconds. It just goes, and it's just cable along the ground that kicks you up and you gotta know how to, I guess, ride it, but sometimes a cable breaks

and it's a bad day for you and then they just get way up in there They get way up in the air and they just they just you know, so did she do it or no But she wanted to is there a professional steering that fucking thing? Well, there's a there's a club there and now here's the thing about that lighter club I got caught up in the glider club because they came over and started talking to us about how There are great places dude. I can you know what now the glider club. I bet the diversity is Ridiculous. I bet dude. It's just a melting pot such a melt of diverse so many. It's like the United Nations I'm thinking so many black people who got well they have got attached to their car. Yeah, yeah

No, there's a lot of color. Yeah, there's not they're not old English people. Yes, terrible clothing at all Yeah, no and by the way when you're when you're in a glider I it's I believe it's English law. You must wear a parachute What the advanced are gliding is you don't there's no engine so you can yeah everything yeah, there's no I said no, hey, let's go Let's go on a plane without a motor Yeah, and then you just glide around and it's super quiet. I guess it's peaceful Did you near a girl gonna fight about it? Because you want to do that stupid shit? No, I just I was gonna say you can go Yeah, I go you go. I'll watch from here. Yeah. Oh, you know what? I'll do honey. I'll require my phone

I could give a fuck about gliding and they have them You're in a paper plane in trailers. Yeah Or they or they have them driving behind You know and while we're at it there are certain hobbies like horseback riding That's another one you better have all the money and end the upkeep and you ride the horse Sometimes in a ring and it's very I just I And you ride the horsey's in a ring and it's very I just I'm not into it man I'm horse back right in for me is like zip lining you go once you're like I'm good man And there's like how long around this for the next four hours. I'm on this horse for four hours

I didn't have in Costa Rica. I was the worst. You know Jay we went in Costa Rica. Yeah, yeah You go once like oh wow this is pretty cool up here and then they're like how many more like oh you got to travel the whole jungle and back like See ya Oh, look at my brother like this Yeah, whoa, that's it. I get the fuck out of here. It's a zip-kiding. It's it dude. Yeah Dude this is the last day in the studio man. We're gonna burn it down after the show. We're gonna burn this place down Chin wants to burn it down. He said do you? Chin I gotta be honest with you. I don't know if you're training for our fight, but you're looking good After the show we're gonna burn this place down. Chin wants to burn it down, he said. Do you?

Chin, I gotta be honest with you. I don't know if you're training for our fight, but you're looking good. And you've been losing weight, Chin? Or you got sick? You look thinner. Your forearms are vascular. I'm very happy with your forearms.

Chin's thinner. Now do you shave your forearms? You naturally that fucking smooth. Congratulations. You're a senior harry Asian dude. I mean, he's very thin and hands except for Indians You know what kind of Asian time up Your chins loose and wait I don't know if I am great. I want a game wait though muscle

Well, you just got a lift. I know what you haven't done yet. Well, we got a couple thick boys I've never seen two of you guys this booby. You got tits, booby. Booby. Oh, I can see his tits. I wish we could take some of Jay's tits and put it in yours. Well, dude, as an athlete, I got my back is what my one-on-bomb.

You're sure it drives me nuts. Let me ask you something. Where's Bobcat wrestling? Go on. Where is it? Where's the league? Where? Where's that shirt from?

Yes. I do wrestling. Yeah, I know you do. Yeah. But where's that shirt from? Bobcat wrestling? Yep. High school. Florida. Florida. Yeah, I was doing stand-up some good Charlotte and a guy gave me an Honorary shirt from he was a coach Bobcat wrestling and I like to wear it. Why? I like the people go. Hope people think he's probably a wrestler. It's favorite thing to do and I'm 54. Wow still haven't gotten over it and sometimes I flatten my neck out a little bit And get my traps up a little bit like if I'm just walking and I see a guy

Sizing me up just so he knows you never know get under hooks on you double leg you single leg you Break your fucking leg. We're gonna have leaster sending you the Colorado wrestling shirt. I appreciate that. Yeah fucking like we're gonna have Easter send you the Colorado wrestling shirt. I appreciate that. Yeah, you can wear that one. I know who I talked to today Nate dog. Name our cart. You did? He's with Laxx's Lexus doing deals for me and he's like, hey you know I'm here with him. Like who he's like Nate. I'm talking Nate in fucking 10 years. Wow. Yeah. How's he doing? I think he's getting back in fighting. He is? Yep. All right. All right. Well, so is that. It was one of the greats. Yep. Nate the great. They called him Nate the great one of the greats yep nate the great they called nate the great

nate the great i saw him last time i saw him as it a k uh... with we went up there with luke and he was sparring and uh... unbelievable there he is

look at him just a veteran a fucking veteran who is that guy that is jake a coach is a boxing that is Jake a coach he's a boxing coach really good coach damn he's the last way to man man a lot of Jesus stuff yeah Sanford MMA where's that at Jen click on it Amazing. Does it work at that?

Look at that. Yeah, Nate dongs back. Nate dongs back. Did you watch the fights out? No. I did watch the fights. I even put money on the fights. I lost some money.

Yeah. What site did you use the bet? Bet, US. I think. No, no. It's Bavata. Bavata. Yeah. Because they sponsored the roughhouse Friday. What was your bet? I took, I didn't bet on Romali because I knew that was a lock as far as I was

concerned. I bet I took hearty. Yeah, I did too. You did. I just figured he's such an athlete. No, I took him just cause on the fight campaign, just want to mix it up yeah I I Bradley would only bet if it was like a shoe in right as a calf the one that could possibly their heavy weights Greg's athletic maybe you know the caution of wind so not beat you that then yeah don't get as well best with a Simone that's what they do slash Maori I lost that one too yeah yeah, that two of us is something else. And then, and I thought Wonderboy would be a very hard puzzle

to solve. Me too. You know, off night. Well, or Gilbert burns his that good and figures out a way to win in his, his, his take downs were awesome. Yeah. They seemed simple, but they were awesome and perfectly. I lost that one too.

You did. But here's the, the way I got Bradley to bet on is I said, Wonderboy has to went by knockout. If you went by decision, I lose. So I was down to grand at that point. Wow. And then I got him to bet on Conor, double or nothing. Yeah.

So I was going to be four day in the hole. OK. But I won that bet. Yeah, I wasn't brave. I bet $100 on each. Oh, well, that's a waste of time, isn't it? It's a little bit waste of time. Yeah, also, like, why bet? I know. I know. You got to get a little bit of this. Oh, I lost that bet. Yeah, I wasn't brave. I bet a hundred dollars on each. Oh, well, that's a waste of time Is it a little bit of waste? Yeah, also would like why bet? I know I know you got to get a little I lost a hundred dollars. I get the juice gone need juicy flow and I'm gonna do that with the TJ Dillishot flight

Cory Sanhagen. That's got a TJ on food truck yesterday. Yeah, do you want it? No, but I love him and and how's he doing? It's been a long I felt that suspension was way too long Three years two years, okay suspension was way too long. Three years? Two years. Okay. Epo. Still too long. Epo.

I feel like Epo. A serious offense, dude. Well, is it the same as steroids? Yes. It is. Endurance? You know, I get tired. At 135?

Pretty big advantage. All right. But, you know, he's, he's, he's, he's owned it and he's moved on. He's moved on. We're moving on. Yeah. He's a great fighter and nothing takes it away. And I think he's got his work cut out for him.

Of course, Sanhagan. Great fight. Sanhagan is my size. And, you know, um, but he's awesome. Brandon, um, was, was TJ on, uh, that stuff when he fought Cody? No. Oh, and because I thought that they were going to have a rematch was T.J. on that stuff when you fought Cody? No. Cause I thought that they were gonna have a rematch cause I thought T.J. was on the...

We don't know. No, we don't know. We do know. So the way you saw the works is, when you test hot for something like this, they keep all your blood and piss tests from all your fights. So if they test for that, they go back and test everything. They'll pull all of them. They'll from all your fights. So if they test for that, they go back and test everything,

though, they'll pull all of them, they'll pull all of it. And they went back, test all this stuff, and he wasn't on it then. Okay, so the narrative that he was always on it isn't true. He was on it, because he's cutting out in 125, and he was looking for advantage, because the cut, he didn't think it would be that bad. He tossed it on the show. He didn't think the cut was going to be that bad. There's a fucking nightmare. So he turned towards the dark arts, EPO, to kind of make up for it. Got busted? Um, did you, obviously, nobody saw a kind of breaking his leg, but... No. Call it! What if I say, you call it?

What? Huh-huh? Well, I think, you know, um, one of the things I heard a guy talking about was the fact that when, like, it was like the same thing with wide men when these guys are Training and they're kicking that much. They're using their legs that much and they're changing their training a little bit and kicking and kicking and conditioning their legs Sometimes you have them and doing it as long as these moitkai guys is you'll get hairline fractures without knowing it So you walk into the fight with your your bone already a little compromised when you've been kicking like that Your body hasn't had time to rush enough calcium and

make the bone harder. And that might be what it is. Guys been kicking since he was eight years old. He has, but I wonder if it's been that kind of kicking, right? That it has. It has. Yeah. He's always been a kicker.

But I think it's the inactivity. I think it's the inactivity hasn't been doing it. He's been doing this thing and then you know shit happens And then also he you know, he did get the one of his kicks got checked Then he did hit fucking poor his elbow so that also cut that weight. I watched some of that moist high stuff They fight they're really close. They're kicking a lot of times they're hitting each other with the upper part of their Shinn not that lower part as much so you know, it's just different. It's a bummer. Yeah, that sucked Still promoting his fight still promoting. Yeah, that's sucked. Still promoting

his fight. Still promoting. Well they fight again. Who knows dude? Because you're assuming that Pore is going to be in the same position. Pore is probably going to be Charles Volovera. So you think Connor is one of fight in five years. Can just come back from that? No. No. Basically he's going to have a year and a half layoff and you come back and fight the champ to nightmare that you can't know no that's a nightmare. Yeah, well, probably fight me. Yeah, and it's tough, man. Of course is the way he's handling stuff to pray. Oh, there's great fight. God damn. There's no rest. No, they're they're they're I can do it for a while. Yeah, I just mean this so many killers. Yeah, just wait in the wings

What are you weighing right now? What do you weigh? Oh, I know I'm gonna tell you daddy. J's J 300 pounds He's shorter than you, but he might be a little thicker in the dick. Well, you're just a fan. Yeah He's shorter than you, but he might be a little thicker and a tickle. He's tickle. He's a tick, man. Yeah. Oh, Hey, what the fuck man? J trying to get titty, but when you get J when you get J talking about weightlifting like he'll just like we're talking about strength And some guy, you know, it's talking about strong. He wasn't J goes like that. He's just When I said what I mean, he's probably this way he goes he's sitting down. We're in the You put $500, if you put 500 pounds on the ground right now,

I'll get up right now and lift it right now. Dude, how about masks come back Saturday night? Yeah. Welcome back, daddy. No, because it doesn't matter if you're vaccinated, you can wear masks. You know what I love? But here's what's weird.

So it's just in LA County. You know the state of California is like, we're not doing that. Just LA County. It's just LA County. You know that the state of California is like we're not doing that. Yeah, just LA County Yeah, and then and then they're like oh, we want more people to get vaccinated Well, why would you get vaccinated if you have to wear a mask still right like you're shooting yourself in the foot It's crazy In France, which is very anti-vax

You know, really are they huge community of like anti-vax why I don't know they've, you know, the huge community of anti-vaccine. Why? I don't know. They've just, you know, French has always been very progressive and very kind of like, you know, it's a lot of things. But the president, Mark Cohen, said, when I was there, he said that he is thinking about making it mandatory. You're getting the vaccine. And in Europe, they can just do that. But does France have a problem? Well, yeah. Well, France, so in Spain, when you go to Santa Bastion or something, 90% of the people are wearing masks

on the street still. In Spain? Yeah. European. Well, because Italy got hit hard, right? Yes, but Europeans have never, they don't have a problem following rules. So if the government says you have to do this,

a lot of times they'll do it. The Italians are a little bit different. The Italians are like, I have fuck off from my pantaxes, the Greeks, but overall, there's a history of following the rules. Americans, naturally. And I think this is a good, just go, go, you fucking tell me to cover my face

and stand six feet apart. Already fuck you. Already I got a problem. All right, now you know, but people are dying. All right, all right, I got it. And then I got to close my business down double fuck you yeah How long and then so we're always on the verge of fucking grabbing our pitch We also have a reason though right like she with it with with new some and the government and Fauci

His emails and like all this stuff like I have good reason like hold on hold on yeah, we're all about saving lives here But tell us why exactly right? I lives here, but tell us why exactly. Right, I think that if you just tell us why more people would be on board. That's it. I want a clear understanding. Don't just go just after these rules. Dude, Americans go, wow.

Come explain it to me. Because I think that it's very important as a population of Americans to always be pushing back and asking questions. Okay. What do you mean, just do this? Who the fuck are you? That's what makes America good.

Yeah, who are you? I don't like you. But me and Jerry were talking about last night when we saw that that could be in effect on Saturday at midnight because that's when, you know, that's when the COVID's really striking Saturday at midnight. Yeah. So it's gonna be interesting to see how,

what kind of push back there is. Because you know, newsroom with this recall, oh, you think this is gonna help you recall, blah, blah, blah. Like, you know, new sum, no worries. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Because he is the power, right, to do his thing. It's the health bureaucrats though, right?

It's the health director of LA County. I think the lady who looks like a white walker, we're gonna listen to her. Bring her up for a second. Let's just, I want some of the white walker and We're gonna listen to her. Bring her up first, that's just, I want to go get that out of you. We're gonna listen to the white walker and health. Yeah. Now that kid right there should be.

Dude, he tells me, dude, if he goes, dude, you know what you should take, it's more glutamine. I'm like, fuck yeah. I know. Look at his fucking hair. His hair is so shiny. Are those veneers? Are those veneers?

Oh, I'm on my fingers, who is fucking hair. Are you vegan? Yeah. You're vegan? I'm fucking vegan. Now hold on, hold you bro. 29. Alright 29, how long you been vegan though? Since I was 14.

God, man. The floor was cool man. Alright, damn it, I was hoping it was like six months. I'm like just way dude. The back is gonna break. Alright. Real skin is powerful. So you don't have any, no dairy, nothing.

You're glowing. So like for lunch day, What are you gonna have a wrap or some shit? Just a salad a bird no well easy when so what do you what do you when you say bird you didn't like those impossible bullshit things? Yeah, that's better for you than you don't have a crave a steak or a fucking bacon You ever had a like a nice flaming young or a fucking prime rib And you don't miss it at all. Yeah, you're fling legs a differ, huh? His skin looks good now he looks good dude. You juice it all the time and shit too green juice and stuff You got a girl. Yeah, you're married. Oh, you're married You got she's making to you have to be right I'm gonna imagine and what do you do for protein? A lot of questions a lot of soy pea protein

Whatever you're doing keep an update don't listen to us. I know I especially don't listen to the fucking Yellow bass or from sin city Look at a mirror now. I'm like nope. I'm like, nope. I'm fucking. Look at me. My face is bloated. He looks like shit. I ain't giving you advice. Look at him.

You know what I just did? You know what I was eating in France only? I was eating all the cheese and I was eating wild boar prosciutto. Was it fantastic? Yeah. Fucking delicious. And then drinking all along. Just shoot your pants though.

Yeah. Yeah, I did. And I don't wipe anymore. This is the Hell Secretary. Hell Secretary. Well, that's Rachel. Well, that's the hell secretary of LA. You've never seen her. Hey, you both shouldn't ask about being vegan. No, don't. Why would you make that a part of that? But they're all. They're all Teehee and in the corner over there. Well, he don't like me like, can't when you keep the fucking bringing them over. No, that's not him, dude. It's the lady that looks like a fucking white walker

There she is She looks super healthy death threats. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna listen those two on health It's amazing. I'm listening to those two God and she's telling us how to be yeah, it looks like a bike joined the guy that made the bet with him Remember him what I mean, I don't like make a venue for how they look especially since I'm getting older but And she's telling us how to be yeah looks like I joined the guy that made the bet with him remember one I mean, I don't like make a vanity for how they look especially since I'm getting older, but Jesus, alright job. I mean make an effort. It's not even that. It's just I Here's my thing if the rock came out was a kid guys. Here's what we got into like Guys I'm pretty good shape. Yeah, I'm gonna listen well the rocks a little bit of a tough example because he's

His whole name. No, I know I know pretty good. Yeah, I'm gonna listen. Well, the rock's a little bit of a tough example because he's, he's, he's, he's holding it. No, I know. It's like a summer squash. Dude, have you, dude, bring it, summer squash, dude. Bring him up, now that he's getting ready for the play that whatever the black Adam, what it was, it's just, he's just all fans. Oh no, he's cutting down. The plates more dates did a thing on him, dude.

Dude, I'll go to plates more dates. Well, there's Instagram or YouTube plates more date is That's I don't do it justice. No, it's on plates more dates YouTube Cuz he's cuz he's he's trying to lean out for to play that black Adam dude dude. He is jacked more fucking city Who's that guy? There he is. See, see, uh, right there, Chen, see it, the rock has achieved final form. Look at him in the black and white. Yeah. Him and Wendy's will hate each other. Apparently, they do. Yeah. Look how jack he's

to now, I'd like a little advice from him. I, yeah, I, well, he was sticking on the right there though. On, on things like, you know, pharmaceuticals, but, even you don't, you don't care about his diet? Do you know what's something right? Not really, but I, I think that's a lot of, that's a lot of gear you're running, and I just don't know, I don't like his face, his face looks old, it looks like his, all the skin is gone.

He's getting that body, and that's, well, I look at it, look at the lines that are going all the way this way. Bro, his face. No, yours. I have a good face. Where's the mirror? Bro, he, hey, listen, you know, I love you. Dwayne Johnson. My face is his face compared to yours. My face is better. It's a little too dry. You know his face is better than yours. I don't, I don't know if that's true. Jay

Yeah, younger to a little more vibrant. Hey, come on. Hey, come on. How long we gonna run with this? Now Brian Kellan's face on the rocks body then you got the next Top model. Yeah, I just that's not the kind of body. I like I mean in other words. I think it's just too It's too much my server too right it I'm not he's always been that way though. Well, he had a he's got a great genetics He's you know, he's got that Simone dad's Jack. Yeah, but I don't know. I just think that's too much I think when you get to a certain age of your run on that I think yes are the same age He's 50's 50's in the 50 49 He's a little young. He's 50. He's 50. 49. 49. I know that all. Yeah.

I just don't. It looks good for 40. I didn't know. I think it's like 46 or something. I don't know, man. I like the one he was younger. You sound like the fact girl hating on the hot Instagram models. I don't hurt lips or two. Okay. Janine, okay. Yeah, cause every guy doesn't wanna fuck her. See, I think the way you look is good, because you're not the rock, I look like this.

But you're not all vained up, I think that's bullshit. Yeah, those veins are stupid, man. Vascular, oh. But you'd rather be like just a normal thick dude. I guess. Why'd rather look like the rock. I don't think so. I don't think that, I think your skin gets too fucking thin. Yeah his bank counts like yep. We're too thin

Yeah It's doing something right dude. I don't know man I'd rather look like a bobcat wrestler. Are you gonna see? I'm gonna go see space jam the new space jam is it out? I think came out this weekend mean Jay we're talking about this though It's like you know know, Tiger's five. He bugs bunnies, like, get the fuck outta my face. It's so heartbreaking.

I tell Jay, I asked Tiger about fucking Marvin the Martian. He's like, who the fuck is Marvin the Martian? They outgrow it, huh? Well, it's like, he's never been into it. The looney tunes isn't present. Like, there's no, they're not here. Yeah, they don't grow up with it. No, we did, back in the day.

So it's like you keep pushing the Looney Tunes on us, but they're not. That's so interesting. There's gonna have a point of reference. No, like he knows Mickey Mouse from Disney, but there's no poppin Mickey Mouse fucking movie. They know like Pixar and all that shit, but like I'm like, you wanna see Space Jam?

He's like, I guess. Like come on, it's bugs bunny dude it's a new cartoon movie. He's like I don't know any of these guys. Damn got a 38% run tomatoes. Damn. Yeah that's tough. You watch any you watch that Netflix thing on the tyrants. I think I know Chrissy do was tell me about her. It's great. Yeah man they break that. I mean I haven't clicked on Netflix in a hot second. Yeah, Edie. I mean they got Stalin Hitler Saddam Hussein who I definitely watch it. It's pretty wild man Jesus Christ Yeah, it's good. It's well done. I think so. I'm it's the tyrants handbook. Yeah, I love all that

How to fucking how to get there? Oh, yeah, how to control basically a blue print on how to become an asshole? Yeah, I watch that. Well, how about that fucking, uh, in Haiti? How about that, uh, present? Yeah. I know. America, some of them, some of them were American citizens. American trained. It's interesting, right? Yeah. Cause they said a few of them, they went into just, they, they, they said, uh, we've heard conflicting stories. Like they said they did go in first to just, like kidnap them.

Yeah. And then you see the, the see the the the doctor and Florida who was behind all of it because you want to be the next president Yeah, he want to be the next president. So he put the team together really By the way, though, that's a little crazy like like think about that and put a team together and kill president A mercenaries. Yeah, I'm gonna become the president I mean, that was this plan. Yeah, that's an ambitious man. Yeah, I'm gonna become the president. I mean, that was this plan. Yeah, that's an ambitious plan. And it's weird. That's an ambitious to-do list. And also to be a president, I don't know, that's a lot.

It's interesting though. Do you know what island Haiti is part of? Do you know what land mass, what country Haiti shares the same land mass with? A lot of people don't know this well would it it wouldn't be uh... because it's not far from Havana no but it's in island and it shares a landmass with another country yeah but people think like Haiti's really far but it's not that much further did you say France?

I did okay now now Haiti's in the Caribbean so France was a colonized Hades was not part of yeah, and then another Are you saying who owns it Jay France? No, it was you're saying what part of colonized, but then there was a natural land Other part of the island was colonized by Spain and who would that what is that country? So interesting people don't know this is It's really interesting. Just fucking tell us dude. The Dominican Republic. So the Dominican, the DR, the Dominican Republic and Haiti are on the same island. And one half was given to the Spanish. The other half was French. Interesting. Yeah. And the Spanish kind of stayed there and kind of helped the population that they had oppressed, kind of transition, where his France just left. And left, I think, Papa Doc, they call him Papa Doc Duvalier

in power who was a brutal. I mean, Q was off to Hamproms, Hades Hamproms. Ethiopia is having huge problems. Yeah. There's a lot of shit going on right now that we don't hear about. That's right. America, where are your manners?

Yeah. What? Yeah. And that all comes down to the systems of government. When you give, for example, military dictators that kind of power, when you have a system that allows people to come to power like that, you better be fucking careful.

And that's why you have to always have a revolving door presidency, no president for life. Remember how George Washington said, they tried to make him president for life, and he said, I didn't fight against George the first to become George the second Hmm, he refused the kingship which but but I think if there are people vote keep voting for you Like the I count there's a election every four years. So like Obama

I think probably one-one-a-third, right? Like if a guy's crushing it. I'm not saying he's crushing But let's say he's like that big of a favorite and he's really good at his gig. It's like can we do some sort of thing where they can stay another four? Madison and Hamilton said the danger with that was that as a present, if he's there for eight years, it's too easy to consolidate power. By the eighth year, you've got your tentacles everywhere and it's just too easy and too many people will benefit off you staying in power And that's how you create factions that become powerful Factionism was a huge part of the founding fathers worry. There's a fly. I know I want to kill it I want to catch it like Bruce Lee, but I haven't had a chance

I will and then just I released it. Yeah, and it sits on my shoulder as my pet. Oh, that'd be cool Yep, it sits on my shoulder is my pet. Oh, that'd be cool. Yep It sits on my shoulder and I pet a pet pet fly. Don't they only live 24 hours? I don't know I've heard that It's slow down if you Google that shit chin. I'm pretty sure they they only live to my weep over my fly. Oh, dude Josh Welf filled in for you on Monday. He had a great idea. We had a great idea the they live 28 days So you never pet for 28 days. I thought it was 24 hours. Me too. That's why I've been lied to my entire life. Instead with hip-os. Like we can't get in the water with them. No, you can't.

Because they're gonna fuck us up. Well, when I was in Africa, the guy said, if you got in a rowboat, if you got in a rowboat with those hip-os, you would be dead 100%. 100% they would kill you. The coverage's gonna be tough. They don't give a fuck about your boat. They'll attack your boat.

But there has to be some device we can be in where they're not gonna fuck it all up, right? Well, dumb dumb to kayak down the Congo River You know those guys my head did that by the way hippo will kill you and so will a big enough crock I mean hippo week dude look at that These guys are in there All they said they said they did it and got us to date that fucker That hippo because he will kill you

Look at that. Oh shit. Yeah, I don't get they're not hearing a peep out of your fucking crocks How how great my day is that hippo week? How many times we do fucking shark week, dude? I know Hippo hippos do they they they're very territorial and they're nasty and they're fast That's the problem. They're too mean for us to get a film crew around. Yeah, they are too mean. But we just figured out. But also, if you're in a big enough boat, they just hang out and they're all mad at you.

So I was there and these elephants were bathing themselves and the hippo was furious apparently. I don't know, but the guy said the hippo's really mad and we know what hippos doing their mad. They stare at you. They just sit and sit someers like The other thing about the hippos to get that some action shots, you know They're not like blood thirsty like just shark. No, so we had to come with something

There's one where that that it has a mark. We have a tazamock Yeah You gotta get them going a little bit look at that kid. Look at that dude. What? I don't know what's going on. I think that's Photoshopped. I don't think no. I think they're really bored and they're in some part of the world. Maybe he's feeding it though. He's sitting on top. That's a wild fucking hippo. Where are there hippos? There are fucking crocodiles. Yeah, look at him. I'm a good time. That's gotta be Photoshopped. No. It's like a sanctuary or something probably. And there's a hippo that lives with people we saw earlier too. Yeah, it's fucking stupid.

So we know how that ends. I'm not the go for spout riding or ride hippos. I don't listen neither. I don't like riding in the animal. Is that a statue? No dude, why is it so hard for you to believe that these people are bored as fuck? So this is for a shop? That's for a shop. Now that these people are bored as fuck. So this is Photoshop. That's Photoshop. That's where that part's real.

Now that part is where I fell in line. Now that is a real big thing. Here's the thing about being a hip-hop too. You get these fissures in your skin, right? Your skin cracks and you're hanging out. And here's what's really fun about being an animal. There is a bird, a type of bird, with a very sharp beak that just sits on your back and eats your flesh.

It just pulls the flesh. This is what you're going to want, or daddy? Sometimes though, in the dry season, you're in a mud, you're in mud, and everybody's taking a shit in the same place. So it's 20,000 pounds of shit, and you're in a shit pool. Wall of bird is eating your back. It's a good time to be an animal. It's mother nature.

I just wonder if bad people are reborn shitty animals like that. Fucking emperor penguins. Those... You ever see where they huddle up with a fucking storm's coming? It's a hundred bucks. And they're like thies, freeze-over. They're like this all of my things. And they're all shit, but they take turns from the middle of the outside.

Oh, it's great. And you got a fucking egg. You know there's a selfish one like, uh-uh, dog, I ain't going out there. And you have an egg. You got an egg on your... Yeah, protect egg. And you got to protect the egg, and and then guess what then another storm comes and your baby dies anyway. Yeah Oh my god. What is that about just as injured? Well, you know what because every time they go swimming

Mr. Leopard seal Oh, can't wait leopard seal. You got great wipes. Yeah, the leopard seal try to take off its head Yeah, well there you go. Well kind it's kind of succeeded, didn't it? And by the way, sometimes they, uh, Jesus Christ, he looks pretty gangster. That's a good guy. It looks like Carrie from the movie, Carrie. That's the penguin character.

It's pretty gangster, though. Covered in pig blood. Kat, you've been on it while you were gone. Kat's on this, uh, binge of, uh, horse shows. Yeah, I watched in Sidious recently, and there's a character that reminds me of J. The comedy relief in the movie. Yeah, he's one of the two camera guys. Yeah, bring him up, Jen. He does look like J. J. What are you doing? Just all the bench? What was the character saying?

We benched yesterday. Is he how's his strength? She's strong into 315 for 5. strength she's strong you to three 15 for five but but not a three eight the baby grill over no what you do I did 385 for 10 I think you did 385 10 times yeah there's there's there's there's like jay forgot in the face with a shovel it's yeah it's jf he decided to be a ghost hunter hilarious yeah that's jf he let himself go that. That's J. If you was the hound from the front. Yes, it was here. That's J. If you cast it as the hound. If J. And the hound had a baby. It's with their jeans and had a baby.

And Sidious is scary. I saw it. And Sidious is scary because of the sound effects. Whoever edited the sound and did a great job. What's the scaryest movie you've seen? I think Sinister's out there, man. Sinister when I first watched it was scary. I think nothing scared me more than the Japanese ring

when I was a kid. Oh yeah. Because I was way too young to that. You're a dross-o kid though, you know? Yeah. There's a Korean movie I saw that scared the fuck out of me. There's so many. Chin, did you watch Jin?

Chin didn't watch Jin? I was very busy this week so you were you know You know shepal sick and he has the black flag, but he he watched gin last night He types like dude. It's so good. I'm like I fucking told you high ice reviewed movie on Runt tomatoes you don't say me my girl were bored so we Google she's wow Wow, that's weird. It's called it's called gin. It's on Amazon. It's so good. Is it? Yes It's in a room right or just a house. It has to be the cheapest move all time It takes place in a wind bedroom. Oh, yeah, but that's the jeez in the valley. What the fuck is that? That's his mom daddy

All right, that scares the fuck out of me. Oh, she's scary good. God, why is she doing that? You're well, you gotta watch the movie. Ooh. It is good. Fuck man. Yeah, those Korean movies are no joke. It's not Korean, right? The kids Korean? I mean, the kids have Korean.

I think the story originally is Korean, because the remake I think. Well, what does Jin mean? It's my name. I don't know what DJ I am. That is your name? Yeah, Jin. And he still won't listen.

It's not CHI, I am. I changed it to CHI when I was a... For the American actualized, yeah. I like that name, Jin. I know, I do too. I wish I could go back. I met a dog named Chip that in... I know it's a weird story, but it's in England.

And the dog is... It was like this little muscular black dog look like a Combination it was a combination between a I guess a pit bull and another kind of terrier. It's a stretch I have Terry well They use them they use them it wasn't but they like that a little bit But they use them to go down holes and kill foxes who end up decimating your chickens Yeah, this motherfucker went down into hole and killed a whole family of foxes came out Which is red for all of my space really

You have any pictures of videos? No His name was chip chip he was cute, but he had black eyes. He's yeah, so he was I call him little evil Kill him. How's the food in England Do you eat fish and chips the standard I didn't I just eat fish and chips three times a day? I'm that that's all we ate vinegar. Yeah, that's our thing we grew up with that You know you did you guys are a couple brits, too. Yeah, we are you're half-brit. Yeah, we're fucking pissing when lost dude I was watching that then do you watch it in Italy? I watched you if see I watched then I got to watch Wimilton finals and then I got to watch that fucking awesome

Final god damn could there be a hard thing to do could there be a hard thing penalty kicks how about being the goalie no pressure and penalty kicks like fucking up like that oh my god oh my god then there's that was comedian who got canceled because he said Lauren something that he British community goes black guys are terrible at penalty kicks. Ah! Good evening, everybody. Came down on them. Yeah. It was like, what are you thinking, dude? You can, don't tweet that.

That's what he tweeted. Yeah. Black guys are bad at penalty kicks. I do. Yeah, he eats. What, you know, do you mind? And he was good comic out in England. He was a big comic, really big.

Famous, but you had to know. Yeah, what are you thinking? Like, did you want to take a break? Yeah. Made no sense. I give some credit invention all right You don't see I love his cat's full of shit I do like it doesn't cat likes the great. Nope her boyfriend is very young if cat

I feel like I age Stevie about five years. He's a can older. He looks very Steve can't when he's at fight Japan. I was like oh, it's a crime his eyes are fucked up You know, oh long go to a doctor. He was I better He's trying it all times. Yeah, it does kind of look like he's been rubbing his eyes. Yes allergies or something I don't know. I got a call. You won't go to the doctor. Let's get together. Let's have dinner. Yeah, let's do it now now me or what's your name? Nick's a good name me or handsome Nick. I love you, but Nick I'm a straight man and I mean Nick all day dude Come on, you know this dude. You look all day. Nick all day. You know

We call Nick all day. You're not callede? Your name is Nick Alde, bro. Nick Alde, over there. Dude, Nick Alde. Vegan Nick. Some people call him vegan Nick. Not me in Brennan. We call him Nick Alde. We call him green Nick?

Yeah. Because I'll tell you something right now, brother. If we're on an island. You and I are just getting bored. Talked to him. You're just not gay if you're stranded. That's good attitude. He and I go spear a boar, and you got to we got it you can eat the coconut but after a while you gotta eat some meat

Are you talking about eating his ass? I don't know I know okay. No talking about eating this for man. We have to go that. I don't even know the guy. That's what it sounds like What do you got, Jen? Cheankuts on the Andy DeFrain boots today. That's cool. Oh Oops. She gots on the Andy DeFrame boots today. That's cool. Oh, there's a zipper here too. Boots up, man. I got my zipper. I got my gold.

Nice, we have sort of matching shoes. Yeah, that's just, they're so comfortable. Did you walk around Europe and those? Yeah. Just the stupid questions people ask. There's nothing to see. Yeah, I don't care, dude. Okay, so you guys were talking about geft baisos going off into space recently and there was a eighteen year old some super rich eighteen year old from austria

lia who was a part of an auction to see if you could get a seat on the first space trip out with geft baisos and his brother he wanted by bidding twenty eight million dollars only to reschedule because he has a scheduling conflict with something else But he but he is gonna go he is gonna go. He's gonna go on the second one I don't think I don't know and his brother is gonna be on the second one He's a smart guy. He's like no one be the first one. You know, I'm gonna hold that out and let's see how it goes for you guys Well, I want to know what they do so that you break. Oh, you go like this dear You go up and then you come back down right hold on

Right back down. You're not like up there like floating around like damn spaces dope. You're literally touching the top. You're gonna do a motivational speech like homeboy did it and go right back down. And it's not that safe. There is a chance you can burn on the way back in.

Yeah, I'd like for all those fucks to have a little turbulence, you know what I'm saying? A little turbulence. A little something. Keep them on the edge of their seats. How long does it take? How long does that trip take? Do we know?

It has to be a hot second, right? Look up how long that virgin flight was, Chin. No, it can't be that long. It's only 50. Really? Like I said, when it would be nest, we're going to be careful of calling the space. They went very high in the plane.

Yeah, so you're going to the edge of the Earth. They went to the edge of the edge of the earth That's what you're doing. That's what rich are pants. Yeah, but even break the atmosphere. It's a very different thing 90 minutes That's it and it takes me six hours to get to New York Fuck you man. Yeah Yeah, I don't it's not my thing and then he landed and he's like yeah Did you did nothing? Yeah, he paid for this thanks dude You hear about the guy who jumped from the edge of the atmosphere. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Well, it's a fucking March two on 18 sir. Yeah, that was cool. That was badass Well, I think the baddest guy is the guy who fucking jumped and Landed in a net and didn't have a parachute. Have you seen that guy? That guy who just who flew to where the net was but he's in a squirrel suit He's in a squirrel suit, but you better jump from the earth down to there Calculate properly because he jumped down One of the highest places and flew I think was 12 miles and then landed in a fucking again. What's the point though? Well that that's crazy because you don't have a shoot

So you're gonna die right quick. That's crazy You know Without using a parachute, but he put he jumps... See that thing? He fell into that. I mean, fuck. That's good. Easy to me. 25,000 feet, so. He's still not top of the earth, you know? Yeah.

I mean, it's cool. It's a few minutes. A death without deploying a parachute. This does nothing for him. Oh, I have no interest in this. I have not Look at that come on In California, come on man. I mean, I'm almost you gotta calculate exactly

But this thing that just happened. I mean the words. I want to say I can't even get out of my mouth Jesus Christ. I was kidnapped his wife or watching You're out of your fucking mind. Who's his stylist? Dane Cook? Why is he dressed like that? What's he doing? Can he get a can he get a break? No, he jumped look, why is he dressed like that? What's he doing? Can he get a break? No, he jumped 25,000 feet beat. You could do it.

I demand that you be impressed with that. No, you could do it. I could never do that. I could do that. He jumped without a shoot. If he makes one mistake, he dies. You could do that. No, I couldn't.

You didn't have a skill. He just doesn't have that thing that tells him not to jump. That's a skill Transpersona. No, because you got it there born with that you got to fly That's years of practice. No, that's this No, it's not you know you're not jumping there. You got to calculate the wind and you fly to the target That's what he was doing sure be impressed immediately How are you not impressed with that don't't care. He could die. Yep.

Well, don't be all like, nah, he's the only person that's ever done it. There'll be more. Well now, yeah. Got him, man. That was a tension. That's good coffee. That's nice. So we're daddy messed up though, is Yachtay, TJ brought his own food truck, and it was a

juice truck. So daddy drank a bunch of green juice and then I drank their coffee mix and then and then then me and Jay took Tiger to Jiu-Jitsu. Well next is Jiu-Jitsu is my favorite Al's hot chicken sandwiches and I get the hot sandwich. So when he makes all that in the middle of nine woke up and went, I'm gonna ship my bag. Your shit is going. Oh dude, I dude. Yeah, not fun. And then you just, yeah, not fun. Now it's a disaster.

That's more impressive getting through that, not shitting your pants than that guy jumping out of the plane. Your shitter was burning a little bit, huh? That was all right. Yeah. It's been a tough morning. I still got it, look at me. Oh, Kat, you know how I told you

you have the hottest sandwich in the world? Mean J looked more into it. And there's a thing where if you order the extra hot sandwich, you have to sign a waiver. On the waiver, it says it's 2.2 million on the what scale? Shoes? Skullville?

Skullville? So pepper spray is like 1.8 million. This is 2.2. What? This is what? Bring up the fucking, what's he saying? What's the point of having something that spicy? Who's eating it? I thought maybe you would what that's why I'm telling you about it

Oh, you talk all that shit about nothing. No spice bothers you. No spice bothers me. I just handle it well Well, let's find out. I think you're high be it up more than I am There's just 2.3 million on this and this is 2.2 higher than pepper spray To the world's hottest chilies, one of which is 200 times hotter than hot. Dude, you get a hot jalapeno, what a fucka day. How hot was that chip that we did?

I don't know, that was so hot. That was really, that was from that somehow. Well, that's why you got signed a waiver at Al's hot chicken. I mean, that will burn your fucking stomach mining. The chicken's so tasty though, but that hot. Come on, it's hotter than pepper spray, you had your fucking stomach mining the chicken so tasty though but that hot come on it's hotter than pepper spray yeah you're fucking mind because the ghost peppers and I've been it's not even close to that nine million oh my god there's no way we could do that damn sandwich that's crazy nine million that's what it says here no we have a million for the for the chip. We had no

sandwich what? What says right here, right? You tell me that chip is hotter than I don't know. I don't know if nine million it was hot. That chip wasn't said it was hot as fuck. I don't know if it's nine million school bills hot. No, I mean, it was fucking intense, but nine million. No, I mean, it was fucking intense, but

9 million Sun says good for one one nine Yeah, 1.5 so this chip is 2.2. Oh, yeah, I can't eat that salmon Oh, the one chip challenge is dangerous and can lead to death. Do you have you tried that chip? No my girl tried it through up everywhere Really? Yeah, and you know, it's not fun is that throw up the throw-ups just as hot come back up Yeah, because it has the acidity from double the fun double the fun she ate it and all threw up like 20 minutes later It was just too much. Oh so hot dude. What did her mouth from our anthem must have been I mean you know on fire dude How many euro peppers are hot enough you one of those and see what happens not that hot That's the haunted ghost pepper

Did you try it? one of those and see what happens. Not that hot. That's the haunted ghost pepper. Did you try it, Sean? Yeah, everybody in the studio had it. The only chapels one that took a little baby bite, we did the whole thing. See if it's killed, nobody has a one chip challenge killed. There's somebody that had to die. No one has yet. If you're someone with choke on the chip or something.

Fuck that man. Hey fly. Fuck that, man. Hey, fly! Fuck, that's fucking mad, man. I was heeding that trip. What else you got, Jen? I'm gonna bring my salt gun. Okay, so the goalie for the Columbus Blue Jackets died on the 4th of July due to fireworks.

I guess a firework hit him in the chest and because he had so much trauma to that area he ended up passing away during his memorial one of his teammates went up and talked about the incident saying that if it wasn't for him getting hit uh... this hockey player his wife who is pregnant at the time would have died and then fifty people who are also at the event with them would

have been injured and so he saved up on firecrackers. I'm gonna say what is this morning? He also fell and I heard he fell and hit his head on the way out of the hot tub to help them too. Jesus Christ. It was just so I was like he jumped in front of it to save people. Fuck. He was young too.

24. Yeah. Well that's a bummer. Wow. What a shitty way to go. Firecracker. Firecracker, so they just stuffed a bunch in a mortar to shoot them in the air, I guess,

and then he got caught with it. But why was it pointed at my throat? Because every now and then, sometimes it falls over and then starts shooting in a different direction. Oh, yeah, that's not good. Yeah. That's such a bad. Well, that's where you want to get the fuck away

from that area. Yeah. I don't know. I'm only fucked with firecrackers anyway. So there is a supposedly 14 year old basketball player, somewhere in China, who is seven feet four inches. Yeah. Let me see.

It looks insane. He's playing with other 14 year olds? That's a woman, but yeah. Oh. That's a girl, technically. That's a huge bitch. I mean,'s a girl technically. It's a huge bitch. I Mean come on dude. Get with it reminds me of the guy from rush hour three Do you remember?

Never mind to have Kramer when he's playing with the taekwondo kids in his black belt But also like come on man play with the grown women Get this big girl in the WMBA 14 though. That's so young. Yeah, but they can't have a seven foot. I know Seven four She looks slow as shit We got problems with your bones and everything else. She's also 14 She's going through puberty. She's 14 letterless She's going through puberty. She's 14. That's a letter. That's poor thing. One disaster for Brian. You think it to shoot. Well, first of all, she scored 42 points and 25 rebounds.

Six blocks. Here's the thing Brian, you think you 42 points? I mean, I just feel like it should be 100. She should score 100 if it game. Well, do you think could be there in basketball? No, checkers. I'm pretty quick. No, basketball. Pretty quick. Are you think you'd be there 14 year old? I don't know. I don't like that. No, that, that. Did you beat a 14 year old? You're terrible at basketball.

Could you beat that 14 year old though? You think so? It's just a really good athlete. No, there's a chance. How would you score? You don't have a jumper, so you'd have to drive. She's just going to stand at 7. Yeah, but I'm like, good that bad.

And then I go like this. Yeah, I'd beat the show over. I'm not a basketball player. No, I think she'd be I think she'd beat you. I think she'd beat I would imagine really You think you'd be able to win when when when what's his name? I do. I don't even play basketball though But I think I could be there. Oh, well, it's sexist When what's his name? Did you beat her Christian? LeBron James was four-tongue and shot a basketball and I think five years So I have no idea What's his name? Did you beat her, Christian? LeBron James was four times. I haven't shot a basketball in I think five years, so I have no idea.

Well, when LeBron James was 14, I guess he was the best high school basketball player in the country, including 18 year olds. He was six, four, two, 35. Yeah, so? So I couldn't beat him at 14. Well, he's LeBron James, we're talking about this big. But I was asking, I asked my friend,

when could I beat, was this like 10 years ago? When could I beat him? What is four? When he was my friend? When you're 50, he was 12. What about 10 years old? He was going to be. All right, 10, you would have your hands full

of LeBron James. At 10? Yeah. But I think when you're four and you're 50, you could beat him. Yeah. That's it though. That's your one shot.

No, I mean 10, 10 years old. No, you're not being a 10 year old LeBron James. Of course I am. Not a shit. You don't play basketball. That's all that kid does. No chance. Come on. Take that back.

11, 10, 11. I watch these little bastards play fucking soccer the other day. And it's competitive league. They're all Mexican. At five, they beat the shit out of us. They're so good. If we did like a penalty kick thing with them, they beat the fuck out of us. It did like a penalty kick thing with them. They beat the fuck out of us

What does get you all right? Let's do this one real quick. It's an update on that girl What the corrections officer the hot one? So this is her getting sentenced. I believe oh, yeah They lay the law down on her. You'll see I I don't know how long she's doing, but let's see. I'm not sure if I'm kind of a assistant sheriff, Steve McCormick says. Oh, my goodness. And things in 26 years of the Sheriff's Office, but what his former correctional officer Tina Gonzalez did

is at the top of the list. No, it's not. Cutting a hole in your pants to make it easier to have sex with and make and having intercourse to hold view of 11 other inmates is something only the prayed wife can come up with. Oh shit. McCommast says Gonzalez betrayed her oath even worse when she put her fellow correctional officer's risk.

That's the problem. She gave the inmate razor blades. That's where it gets dice. Yeah. That's where we got to put her away for a little bit. And at times communicated sensitive information to the inmate about individuals that were entering the inmates pot, as well as times and place that are times when the pot search.

Gonzalez didn't say anything at her sensing Tuesday, but her attorney said her marriage was falling apart when she started a relationship with the inmates. Obviously, the list did more than a year before investigators caught her and phone calls.

A lot of did December 2019 arrest reveal its continued The fact that she continually calls as sexually explicit conversations. Yeah, that's her man And even most about the crime she carried out shows that she's incapable of owning up her mistakes You know, and that we continue in future this guy's a bit of a fucking shirt. Yeah, he's a square. Gonzalez to jail for up to 16 months, but noted she had no prior criminal history and admitted her crimes early. I think what she did was terrible, stupid,

you ruined your career, you endangered your fellow officers, but I also believe that people can redeem themselves. You got the rest of your life to prove that. Gonzalez only has to serve 210 days in jail and with time credits. That judge is like, you know what, you really fucked up, you are smokein' hot

and I forgive you. Good, that's fair. You are gonna jail forever with the fuck we doin' here. The couch. I mean, the biggest thing. You gotta think of the guy. The biggest thing is smuglin' in like the contraband. Well, that's a big-

We can't have that. But was it razors to shave or was it razors? No, shank other inmates. Yeah. That's very strange. Cut the hole in the pants. Look, she's into the guy. She's still dating him.

Yeah, for a year, yeah. Yeah, so I would love to see the inmate. Here's what I got for you. You got you, son of a bitch. So I got plenty of dms from people that say they'd known her from Lamor, right? And then they said that she was very, by the way, this is, it's not facts.

This is what I got. This is what I got. Yeah, so then someone sent me the picture. She said this is a guy, so I'll show you the picture. Yeah, she, she, you know what I guess what he is. I don't love with somebody in jail. He's a black player who runs a yard. Black guy.

I'd say Latino. Latino? Yeah, I'm gonna say white. I a black man who runs a yard. Black eye? I'd say Latino. Latino? Yeah. I'm gonna say white. I would say you guys are all right, because he looks sort of like a mix. Handsome guy. That's Latino.

I don't know what the fuck that is. God. He's a handsome guy. He's probably, he looks like he's probably Latin of some Latino or some kind. He's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a whatever it is. Listen, you're not kind of whole in your pants if the guys ugly. You know what I'm saying? It's probably gonna

be number one. I don't think she's probably. The razor thing is a problem, I don't think about that. The other thing is, you know, I mean, they need an entertainment, but let in the other 11 people watch it, fuck. That's very interesting. What's that about? Maybe she's into that.

It's hot. She might be in a, or I was your only place to do it. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, I don't know what to say. I mean, I bet he's like, do you try telling these fucking savages to look away? Like, what, dude, they haven't seen a girl in years. It's kind of easy to see through bars. Like, you fucking tell if I try.

They're all watching Jack and I. Right, and plus it looked like they weren't closed. Maybe that's why she cut the whole in her pants. So they're still fucking without her actually showing anything Yeah, or even through the bars or something right no, oh no, so the bars yeah for sure was through that's what I'm guessing I mean, I can't pretty sexy. Yeah, they really transfer inmates. Yeah, she's gonna be fine when she gets out Now how long do we know how long this kid's in for no, we don't know anything. This is literally someone just messaging me this We also don't know says keep me anonymous

Please I know so it works for Fresno County hell yeah Wow case solved this was a cold case this was a cold case for three weeks. Why like going around your head right now? Yeah He's our friend. Yeah, I'm gonna kill him and I'm gonna kill him. I want him to he's not gonna land though, dude when he lands He's dead. He's a fucking dead man Dude when he lands he's dead. He's a fucking dead man And there's 27 more days to live though What else got you? Wow good work, Chen good investigative work. Yeah, I have a flag on I have a number of them I'm bringing one in yeah, bring one in I'm gonna I mean we're leaving today, but yeah, come back on your own and do it

Yeah, I get that fly at the old studio dammit drive back. Hey you there man I can't find this fucking they do you leave the door open because I've been here for an hour I'm wait you didn't see the note to leave the door closed two hours. Hey man. I'm getting really pissy It's fucking fly there is Exotic also known as Joseph Maldonado, passage just two years into a 22. Resentance? So he's gonna get out early? So a sentence is already vacated, so he's gonna be resentance

because of another flaw, some sort of insight. Oh, hopefully gets out and they do another fucking doc on him. Yeah, his problem is it, right? It's kind of similar to the guy who did the silk road shit. Like he hired somebody to kill another human being. We's a tiger king star curlbaskin claims jokes out of gravel was fabricated for Netflix show yeah but that's fine but the reason he's in there is because he killed these tigers to show them the head

and then he also hired a gunman to kill her kill her by cutting her head off I can't I can't have that. Yeah, you can't, if you're gonna hire somebody to kill somebody, your guilty of attempted murder. Yeah, that's what you're doing. Yeah, so you could potentially get a lower sense because of the recent. It's gonna be cool. I still get to do a couple hard years. This is just a quick one. Tristan Thompson was commenting on Chloe's post.

And then she posted a pretty suggestive post, right? She's like a dime piece. And then Lamar Odom, who's her ex goes, hottie, and then Tristan does like the, here's what's fascinating, both them cheated on her. And then Lamar gets on the, and then real Tristan says, Lamar Odom, God brought you back the first time play if you want different results

and he replied with this meaning i'll kill and actually died this time gossing this one glad you have why would why with tweeting at his ex-girl cause him to took to read that what is that it is weird because he cheated on her and then they broke up and then her

acts posted on there and then he's mad that he keeps posting. He's coming on there. Oh really? So is this Tristan Thomas right here? This is a retweet retweeted this video. Remember this one? Fergie? Remember this one Fergie Chance the rapper Why she fuck up Oh Why do you fuck up like that? He said something new. Okay, I'm so risked. That was so bad. God damn It's for you. What could you? It's all there's four things. She was trying Mm-hmm. I don't know if this is legit but Brian Redben posted this bill calls me on Instagram. Hey, looks healthy

And then posted this, Bill Cosby on Instagram. Hey, looks healthy. I just got a fresh cup from my birthday dinner tonight in words of James Brown, it's a man's world, but it wouldn't be nothing without a woman. Wow. But I don't know if that's legit him because he's not verified either, but I don't know why I would have verified him.

Interesting. Yeah. I just thought it was interesting. What happened? Oh, it's interesting. What happened? Oh, it's on. It's on it. Oh. So, do you guys know much about Richard Sherman?

Yeah. Okay, so you know the incident. They talked about, no. He's not, he's finally retired. No, he's not retired, but he's a free agent right now. Right. Bees 30 something years old. I'm sure there's a little bit of CT there.

He got drunk. And this is the, his gross father, right? Is that your video? That's pretty crazy. He thought he was going to be able to come in. No, no, no, bitch. He thought he was gonna be able to come in. No! No bitch! No bitch!

And they're all freaking out and screaming. No bitch! No bitch! I mean, who would let that guy in there, huh? No bitch! No bitch! No bitch! No bitch! Why is he doing what? I'm scared man.

No bitch! Trying to fight and having a gun. No bitch! No bitch! Why is he doing what? I'm scared man. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm trying to fight and have a tent. I'm scared. It's just more that. But that's the actual footage that they've gotten. Oh man. It looks like a fight with his girl. No, his wife's, no.

His wife was like, I want to be very clear. He didn't hurt anybody. No. Like that, he needs to get help. Because he's starting to kill himself too. That's where it gets dicey yeah you kept threatening to hang himself all right yeah that's not good passionate guy but so since that Maria Taylor controversy with Rachel Nichols

ESPN wanted to give her three million dollars to stay but Nash is working to deal with the NBC sports that are gonna give her more so she's most likely to leave uh... but who doesn't is mbc owns uh... the disney owns all of it right uh... so what you she would just work the limit for the trip for the time now but i mean because of the controversy she's gonna make a bigger paycheck now. I mean, she was getting paid either way.

Not that much though. Not what she wanted. She wanted nine million. So my fat guy is three. Nine million. NBC has NFL's NFL's NFL. NHL's bright up for her. I don't think she's into hockey.

I mean, NFL would be good though. Yeah, choosing it paid. Yeah. So as Rachel Nichols all gone, she's just there. She yeah, they just took her off of some of the broadcast, but I don't know if she's gone. She's not going to be gone, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's an opening. All right. Did you hear it? It went, you know, Eril Hualani went on, what's that one show?

Dan Lebertard. Is it Dan Lebertard? Dan Lebertard. What's the last con? Yeah, he went on his show and talked about Dana White. Yeah, talk about Dana White, how he's like Conceley fuck him over. He was like, you know, I sounded the SPM, that's my dream. I was there for three years, you know You with the hopes was to resign and he's like, they did make me an offer but super low He's like, but I he like came offer but super low. And he's like, but he like came out and said, how tough Dana White made it for him. He's like, you know, Dana made it. So like, if that, like he couldn't be in the back

or anything like that. But if they did, like he couldn't be on the pre show either. But if he was there, Dana had it. So he didn't want to like to even see Ariel. So the, the, the, he's been secured. But like, dude, we hate, we have to do this, but Dana's come up here So we have to get you out of his eyesight

So he was like dude so think I'm embarrassing that is but I'm doing my job But hey Dana's come up here and he knows your hair. So we got to take you out the back He's like for three years to three years. Yeah well Ariel is He gets he's he's I can see him annoying Dana Dana I can see he's a good journalist I think he asked tough questions yeah one the best yeah if not that I mean as far as Joe's he's not afraid to create controversial questions and put Dana probably got no that's not what I mean I'm out when it is just you know it's you don't know the story Dana I know I know I know I never liked him

but I don't well he he uh the it's kicked a lot of it kicked off with the Brock Lesnar stuff. He announced the Brock fight before the UFC did and that's like a big no-no. Since then he banned them from the UFC. Dana asked him not to do it too because they were kind of cool before. He just don't do this one and he did it anyways. He did it. Yeah, that's where it all went downhill. Yeah. All right, so, uh, Mac and Cheese ice cream sold out in one hour. Wow. Since it's disgusting.

Wow. Well, people love it. It's from craft, too. It might be good. It's from craft. Craft has shitty mac and cheese, though. Oh, that's hilarious. What?

Wait, do you like craft mac and cheese? Yeah, it's fantastic. You've ever had the cheese, the shells and cheese? Yes, I have. What mac and cheese do you eat? What. What mac and cheese do you eat? What? What mac and cheese do you eat? I don't eat mac and cheese.

Oh, Annie's is good actually. Right, that in the craft though. Annie's is great, but craft is a goddamn American staple. What? You don't like craft? Oh, it's got steak. It's Tiger's favorite food in the world. No, I need it right now.

It's Tiger's favorite food in the world. I'm also raised by refugees, so there's that. Taste buds a little different. Well, me and Jay grew up on the macro and cheese dinner, which was a black and white box. You're also a black and white box. Just the box. You're from Rhode Island. They were 69 cents, sir.

That's what our dad made. And look at the size of you kids. You guys grew up. Mac and cheese dinner. The spy rolls. Come on, daddy couple a couple thick but it's nice when right here to some shoulders yeah graduate and and well Jay of the day kind of he'd work

It's impossible. Yeah, it's an impossible and it's black I'm just being hot. It's very dark. It's very nice. Yeah, it's made to be in the sun You're making him so nervous. I know he's just quiet. He's all like Jay and Nick at night. He hate being on camera Yeah, he and I are couple. I wonder if Nick at night has a big old Vegan. Nick all day. No, it's Nick at night. What did I say? I call Nick at night. Now we're calling Nick all day. No Nick at night. Nick all day. No, no, because Nick all day We choose Nick all day over at night. No Nick at night. Well Nick at night when Now we're calling Nick all day. No Nick at night. Nick all day. No, no. Because Nick all day we choose Nick all day over at night. No, Nick at night. Well,

Nick at night when we're on the island. You know what I'm saying on I mean. And then also Nick all day. Yeah. Hey, what's for dessert? Nick all night. Don't have any chocolate. Rips. Whoops. I thought I was straight this whole time. Still am, but you know, that kind of stuff. Sure. Now back to you and you're fucking, the dog that goes on the bed. His dark dick. It's got an elbow.

It's got an echo. The dark wing duck. It's got ears and long. The dark knife. Makes noise. Yep. And you're all, I know, but you're all, he's all like, he and our couple of peakers,

we try to get a peek at it. And he's like, I've seen Jay's day Six times that's it. I'm working your brother. He always hides it. It's amazing. Don't be gay Yeah, get it out man. Don't be so shy. You don't be weird about it. Yeah, don't turtle up. God gave me that cool gift man It's dark for a reason because it needs to be out because it needs to be out. Yeah. He's so quiet. You're weird.

Yeah, but Cap, back to you and hating craft. What the fuck, man. I didn't really grow. What's the last time you had it? Probably in, actually. Have you ever had it? High school? I feel like I made it for my baby brother at one point.

So good. It's fantastic. It's all right. I'll make tigers and I'll take a big spoonful and eat it before he does. Me too. The only way I finish it is if I put a bunch of sriracha on it. Oh, okay. That's not what we do with our macrame cheese.

Again, raised by refugees. How might make some tonight? No, you're not. It's the best. I ate too much cheese. And you know, it's also nice the few days after after too. Yeah. It stays fucking fresh, man. And the shell, that was jade. That's what you do. We're doing well in life when J was eating shells and cheese. Because that cheese, it's like the nacho cheese you put in there and you mix it up with the shells. Come on, daddy.

Mac and cheese. That Bill Gates, Mac and cheese. Don't. Yeah. Well, Mac and cheese. Oh, the Velvita one. Super fancy. Oh, you rich, rich eating Velv Dawn. Yeah, well Mac and cheese. Oh, the Velvita one, super fancy. Oh, you rich, rich, you eat in Velvita. Yeah, that's it. No, it's not. Is that better? Yeah, because it comes in like a foil cheese. See, it says liquid gold.

Yeah, I think it's like real cheese. It's like real cheese. Annie's Mac and cheese ain't bad. Bring that up for a sec. Annie's, you get that whole food, right? Yeah, that's the organic one. Get the fuck out of my face man the pasta already was better at that than any I think what is it like an expert now I mean no I do compared to fucking the original craft yeah crafts like the four to

fucking macaroni and cheese man there's nothing more American it is I get that shit out of here Chen aged cheddar no I like the artificial flavoring I like all that shit in there yeah well they they it's hard to come on it's a staple what is it though it's like a powder you make sure it's a disgusting powder it's just the hydrated cheese I mean caught cheese even unfair. I don't know what it is. Yeah. It's fantastic. I ate a pigeon head.

What? In France? Yeah. They said, do you want the pigeon? Of course I do. They pigeon that there? And it was this really fantastic. Rats of the sky?

Yup. And it was a pigeon. So I ate, they give you the, I didn't know what it was. And they cover it, they hold up a fucking blanket in front of you. Yeah, and so you didn't, and they just grabbed that. And when I grabbed it and ate it, I realized I was holding on to the beak.

And I ate the fucking head of a pigeon. Did you play a joke on you? No, it was a deep frown. Was it deep frown? I don't know, they made it in this crazy sauce and you just go, and you don't. And you eat his face. And I ate the whole fucking head of a pigeon.

What do you guys have? What do you guys have? Tyline Cash, Pigeon? I don't know man. It was weird when I was a rich friend. Yeah and I grabbed that beak and I went this was a pigeon beak it was a wood pigeon. So it's like out there and it's not like the pigeon you think of but it's a pigeon. Yeah, pigeon a pigeon.

Yeah it's a pigeon. It's a little bit bigger wingspan but but I ate the head we all did disgusting And I was like well not gonna say no to that right now. Was it good? No It wasn't and I'll take that That's car. Go. Yeah, that's car. Yeah, not doing that anymore. Frogram means means fat liver Well, I actually liver fat is that that's like a what they call it well they take a goose which I didn't know you They fatten them. It's super they stick it in you Been they stick a fucking metal your piece of shit and they feed it they force you when I have a grain or some shit

You're their liver gets 15 times the size and it's like just that's fun for that It's so delicious. I'll never do it again It's patay but super fat I never do it again. I saw that, I was like, fuck that. It's patay but super fat. You can't do that to an animal. You can't torture the animal. They're fiendin' butter, none of them.

And they're stuck there like that, fuck that. I'm never doin' that. Yeah, but you did it, you know? Well, I did it and then I, then I was like. Like how happy that guy is to be fuckin' forcefully in that fuckin' giant goose. Yeah man. You may say that they kinda like go towards it though?

Like that, no. Well, I don't know. That's what they tell each other. When they have in China, that China is the biggest far-grower maker. And I promise you, in China, they don't give't know that's what they tell when they when they have in China that China is the biggest far We're all maker and I promise you in China. They don't give off that's what they're doing. Yeah, they look thrilled Terrible definitely terrible they burned their eyes off the floor. Well, it's super fun to Fuck dude. There's counts food Well now they have do you eat do you eat snail out there too? I did not eat caviar. Do you eat caviar?

I ate some caviar. I don't like caviar either. Well if it's good caviar, I'll eat it. I'll eat all the caviar. I don't like it. And it's fish eggs. Yeah, I know. Sturgeon fish eggs, I know, it's kind of disgusting.

But do you eat some sorry deans out there? I had sardine paste on a very special roll. Disgusting. Do you eat some kersans? Yes. Nice kersans. Buttered? Yeah, well they...

When you get the kersans that come Yes. Nice kershans. Buttered. Yeah. Well, they when you get the kershans that come from the bakery that they make there. See, when you go to France, you get everything in one specialty shop. So you buy your cheese here. Yeah. Yeah. It's got to. Man, it's so good. Was it fantastic? Better kershans than Starbucks? Hey, man. Kershans, but I love it. They're big guys, huh? They're big guys, huh? They're big guys, huh? They're big guys, huh? They're big guys, huh?

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They're big guys, huh? They're big guys, huh? They're big guys, huh? They're big guys, huh? They're big guys, huh? They're big guys, huh? They're big guys, huh? They're big guys, huh? They're big guys, huh? They're big guys, huh? They're big guys, huh? They're big guys, huh? Fresh cold milk Yeah, I had coffee I'm very special cream. We made better coffee than them.

Not anymore. Same, depends. Yeah, we got the same. This Chinese coffee. You get great stuff. I have great croissants. We had one yesterday. J.D. throw the sausage from marijuana yesterday. I did. Well, the sausage that you bought in the...

It's a maple sausage. I had the hot bar. Delicious. What did you see the new studio? Erwin Throw it right next to it Man, it'll be a job now. You're not gonna you're not gonna leave there without spending $60 if free single time is $60 you can't you can't get out of there without spending that much you can't do I bought a shake the other 22 dollars In what fucking world and two croissants are nine dollars. Yeah, and I was like wow worth every penny though So good you're yeah, you're not leaving there. You're not leaving there I've never left there and spent less than a hundred dollars. Yeah, it's in Paul's full foods on steroids. They sir

They have camel milk Camel milk that's $32. I'm not gonna buy it but well that makes sense I'm frozen who's not in the cam camel milk anybody am I a bad one? What else you got bad one? I think that's pretty much it All right, dude covered a lot of nick thanks for for guessing on the podcast Nick at night and Jay thanks for being Jay thanks for coming and bring your big black day. Yeah You do it. Do you bench you squat as well? Yeah? You got any Fitness tips if we want to get thicker

Got like me once you get thicker. We eat You ordered Benny Han is the other night Jay ate it in three seconds really So are you are you up in your calories? But did you did you decide to get thicker or you just start lifting heavy because you're always been think You decide to get thicker and you start lifting heavy because you're He's always been thin. I've been lifting heavier lately. Honestly, tough in the mark. Yeah, because mark has got you on this shit.

Yeah, on lifting. I'm not saying shit. Yeah, you're not doing fucking it. Yeah, he's doing an apple on all that shit probably. An apple? You got that old man? Yeah, that man. Why don't you go kill fucking dudes?

Why don't you go do fucking steroids all day? Why don't you go shove a tube down a geese's fucking I got some stuff your go with watch Why don't you eat some etanami with fucking naked night over my stuff station in my house. I'll stuff you up Station yeah, you're disgusting. Nicole fucking day and all night What is today Friday I get shows tonight Saturday early show sold out Saturdays me and Chris de Stefano tonight is me near Griffin. Yeah, good shows Yeah, man few tickets left. Oh, yeah, yeah tonight Friday July Yep, tonight, Friday, July 16th, Saturday, July 17th,

all shows almost sold out, some shows are sold out. J-Shop will be there selling the thick boy merch can only get in person. Tacoma, Washington, Tacoma Comedy Club, July 29th, it's 31st. North Carolina is August 19th, it's 21st. LaHoya Comedy Store, California, August 27th, 29th. Just wait for them to me a

God damn ticket link San Jose improv September 9th 11th San Antonio is September 24th 25th get your tickets at thickboy.com Vegas got rescheduled that's officially October 7th through October 9th All right, that's it man Brian you're finally back you piece of shit. I'm back on tarot tonight If you if you're there, I'm a jam in the van, that should be fun. And then Ontario Improv, July 29, 30, 31, Houston, Texas Improv, August 19, 21. I got a lot more dates, but they're not, the link is not yet.

So, Houston Improv, August 19, 21. Ontario, California, the end of this month. Ontario's fucking great too, one of my favorites. I love it, 29, 30, 31st, I'm excited. Well, we missed you, buddy. Glad you're back. Al final de 2021 Ontario es el final de este momento Ontario es una gran gran parte de mi favor 29, 30 y 31 Bueno, me gustó, pero me gustó Y me gustó Y me gustó, y me gustó, y me gustó No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Este verano... ...date un chapuzón de gigas. Porque ahora te regalamos hasta 50 gigas gratis en las tarifas Prepago de mundo.

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