The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 713

Episode Date: July 26, 2021

The guys talk hotdogs, Brendan attending Monster Jam with Tiger, VR game fails, favorite movies, T.J. Dillashaw vs Cory Sandhagen, Anderson Silva vs Logan Paul debate, Conor McGregor vs Jake Paul, hairpieces for Bryan, hilarious social media posts and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are actually it somebody tell me in hot dogs lips and assholes going to the dog like of the cow like the cow Yeah, I'm gonna say for the show you're reaching Are we going? Yeah, so yes for the it's the ass and the lips. They say huh? Port poor chop. Where did you? Poor chop pork loin Where did you get hot dogs that? Vicious dogs and that's an LA. It's in North Hollywood.

And that's that place you should shut up about? Yeah, that's the place that you guys are going to be. Well, you guys, I was in here when we were talking hot dogs. Oh, you wanted to. I like hot dogs. I want sausages. I just, I hear and it might be a rumor, but I think I'm right that they take the others, the lips and the asshole, because you gotta do something with that.

They grind that up, spice it up, and that's in your hot dog. Now, you're not... Can you look up what's in a hot dog? It's the scraps, but it makes sense. It's okay, because none of us really care. Okay, do we all, did we give a fuck? Well, that's the question.

I don't fucking know if it's a general. You don't? No. That's what we were saying. What have you had a good one? I can't remember the last time I had a hot dog really last I want a monster jam man, and it was fantastic. You know how I'm there. Yeah, they're good bun It's all about the bun who we ask like brats. I like a thick brats good to but I think that Daddy no brats are brats are usually real like pork but ain't and at the same situation The pig and at the same situation. I don't like the asshole, I don't like the way the name of the pig.

So remains is pretty general. Yeah, but it's, but it's, it's probably everything. But it's very general. We're never gonna get the 100% beef, Franks. But they, but you're still getting scrotum skin. Yeah, 100% beef. You understand?

All the shit the no one wants. 100% beef, you can miss. Dick, a tongue, anybody eats your tongue? You think the dungling is part of it? Yeah, if you've got 100% of what exactly is in a hot dog. Shit the no one was there. A big convinced dick a tongue anybody eat your tongue. You think the link is part of it? Yeah, if you go on the one that actually is in a hot dog. Do you ever eat, you ever eat tongue? Steer tongue?

It's disgusting. Oh yeah, that's why it's a tongue up. Even Google's pretty general in one of the most have you had Calton? I have, no, it's disgusting. Didn't have Lake Watakos. Couldn't get enough of these wonderful little balls that were in lemon and yogurt sauce

when I was at a Lebanese restaurant. I ate them, and I ate all of them, and they were goat balls. Wait, what is it? Like nuts? There's goat nuts, but I didn't realize it. Because they're so delicious because they were in lemon and yogurt sauce.

What's that? And I'm doing this. Like bomb bombs. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I love nuts. Thinking they were like around like a meatball. Lemon and yogurt sauce. What? What's that? And I'm doing this. Like bomb bombs. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Big and they're delicious Bull a goat balls prepared just no you didn't know till after the fact didn't know till right. Why is this hot dog place good? Me bowl? because Give him another one Because so the one I get that's what a really a really hot roast I got me ball long island

He's a kid he's random nickname guy a rim Ribbye mounted dirt Just not very funny. Well, what do you mean you're the one? He's got yeah, he's got he's cuz he's called a food on who brought the old guy You rock what you like or the rock? Well, it's random. You're saying like pot roast why can't I call mountain? He's Italian because we're sticking We're all right from long Island right?

Road Island. Hey eggplant parmesan John. Yeah, okay, but the state I see but why is this What is so they had like it's not like a normal hot dog please like I get this thing called the Goomba dog It's like a Italian sausage, like a sweet sausage with chicken cutlet, mozzarella, marinara. And then you said left, what happened? What happened? Chicken on a hot dog, too complicated.

It's insane, dude. You gotta see it, Brian. You gotta see it. With a chicken cutlet on. Yep, they have. What kind of, what one do you get? You feed to purpose. You gotta see what it looks like you ate their to come oh Oh, well, yeah, but then that's a short king thing

Yeah, just eat just eat the hot dog and then the chicken they have mac and cheese one too, which is fire No too much. I don't even fuck with that I'd see your classic dog relish little onions mustard. Don't knock it till you try That's all I got to say it's heavy though. You're trying to shoot your pants And Kyle don't take a date there dude That's a solo thing Kyle shows up with a fucking pocket full of condoms and a chili dog Just got passed of condoms and a chili dog. Yeah, just a hot guy. Oh, past. Yeah, there you go. Oh, good. Oh, yeah, I'm sure

that's what he said. My hot dogs. I'm pulling up these hot dogs. Which ones? The one that they're just. It's just it's a heavy dog. I'm telling you they're amazing. What's it called vicious dog? The other Dodger dog? No, I don't see the point. I mean, it's just a giant hot dog with nothing on it, like a- It's American, dude. It's just a hot dog with ketchup and mustard for that thing. This new age shit.

Yeah, that's a lot. But have you had one of the hot dogs from like the Mexican vendors around the day? Oh yeah, he's in stuff with the wrapped in bacon? Yeah, fucking phenomenal. What's it really good? This called the what? The hot chant.

It's got buffalo. You know what I had the other day? I had done the way back from the podcast, my son, my daughter, have myself a, you guys gonna make fun of me? I had to talk about it. How to talk about? You had talk about it?

I never have had that and I had a burrito and it was fucking delicious. You had talk about it? I did. Wow. I know. But it was, to be fair, it Taco Bell? I did. Wow. I know. But it was, to be fair, it was just being in cheese burrito. He said it was fantastic.

I was talking to myself. There's other things though. I know. I had a Dunkin' Donut news really sweet. Yeah. You didn't go to space with fucking Jeff Bezos. I know. I don't know how it was supposed to.

I got a story for you and I want to see if you're gonna believe. Please be a good story. I want to see if you're gonna believe me though, but no answers no come on dude You know I fed but just just hear me out. I'm gonna tell you the story I'm gonna tell you story if it's advice to chin on TR2 we don't have That's it I know a guy

You know the guy Brian I can't tell you his name. I spoke in a doctor. No, he's talking to doctors I This is a story now your job is tell me and I'm gonna tell you if it's true or not That's not dude you got to give me a fucking day. I'll play the game You know where I'm at on so I I, I'm having a conversation with a friend and I'm going celebrity nowadays is a liability and it's not worth what it used to be. It's not worth anything anymore in a lot of ways.

And so I'm, I get off the phone and I don't know. My girl wants a bagel and knows bagels. I don't need bagels. Anyway, so the guy pulls up and he goes, he goes, man, dragon. Yep. And I go, hey, and he goes, dude, I'm a huge fan and he goes, these are for you.

And he gives me a pair of Oakley sunglasses. And he goes, I worked for Oakley and I say to him, this is crazy because I was on my way to buy my daughter a pair of Oakley sunglasses because she plays tennis and I need her to cover and then he goes well I got you and your whole family covered and he gave me eight pairs of Oakley sunglasses for free and I was on my way to buy Oakley Sunglasses for my daughter. And when I say Oakley, I was gonna go buy her Oakley Y because I wanted the wraparounds

and I got some from my daughter and my son and other people. And so, is that story true? The story's true, the mandragon thing's not true. Okay, it never happened. Okay, now I that didn't happen. Now I like, I like where I'm going with this. I'm sure you saw a guy with sunglasses. The story's true, and I have to admit,

I can't remember if he said mandraging around. Ah! But I think he did, I feel like he did. You really had to. I added that in to see if I would catch you on that. I feel like he did. I feel like he did. The Oakley's happened.

But I feel like he called me mand, I feel like he did, no. I got excited because I was like, oh shit It really happened. I think he did. All right, so you got Oakley's Not such a good story, huh? But Oakley's are cool. They're cool. There's still great I was like a grand worth of sunglasses Yeah, those are I was gonna stay in aren't those like really expensive. Yeah, shout out to Adam from Oakley. Thanks buddy Thanks Adam. I was bad. Maybe I'll bring some in for you guys I probably wouldn't I will not you don't wear what do you what kind of sunglasses do you wear? I don't you don't to Adam from Oakley, thanks buddy. Thanks Adam. So, it's Adam. Maybe I'll bring some in for you guys.

I probably won't, I will not. You don't wear, what are you, what kind of sunglasses do you wear? I don't. You don't wear a J-gave, J-gave those sunglasses. Oh yeah, I had to go to those sunglasses. But yeah, I'll only leave them in the car. You don't feel like you need sunglasses?

I can't leave them. I can't leave them. I can't go out in the sunglasses. Because I've had that Lasik, I can't leave them. Oh wow. My eyes are so sensitive to light. Yeah, I wear Oakley on my bike. Oakley still makes great sunglasses. They do, man. on my bike. Oakley stomachs, great stomachs.

They do, man. They really do. I think they've ever fallen off though. Wait, Lasek, are you good forever? Mm, no, I think you have to, you have to give her 15 years. Daddy ain't had any, Lasek, I don't think I need it. Your eyes are good, right?

They are. Yeah, you have good eyesight, huh? I can read you. Bro, I went to Monster Jam with the kiddos. First of all, Boston watch the entire, have you ever been? It's so loud. It's a loud thing in the world.

I didn't wear airmuffs, but the kids did. But Boston watch the entire thing with one eye. He forced me or his mom to cover one eye. You don't even watch it because he's scared. So he got you out of one eye. You just watch it like this. I think he saw my story chin. Him just watching for three hours out of one eye. Oh, is that him right there?

Hold on. Joanna posted it. Oh my god. Holy shit. He looks different now. Little man bun. Look at his little man bun. Oh man bun. Dude, the Shob have the hair game. Well, you know what? Jay doesn't. No, Jay. But for you and your dad have got a mains mains And that's how loud is you can't hear any it's the loudest thing in the world if 15,000 or 15 oh you guys are pretty close That's amazing Keep going, kid Here it is

Solo you would only watch it out of the one eye So low. You would only watch it out of the one eye. And you would hold his mom's hand. Now you're your Mexican American family. You're Mexican American family. It's a melting pot. When are you gonna actually come out as a true Mexican American man? I wish.

But that comes out as a full blow. It's so loud. Oh yeah. And how about the, I basically did the, so I. But that comes out as a full blow. It's so loud. Oh yeah. And how about they, I basically did the, so I did like the first pitch, right? It's so cute. And I thought my son would be, like my dad took me when I was a kid,

I thought it was a fucking, I thought it'd be blown away by it, dude. He didn't give a fuck. He didn't care. I'm like, dude, and he's like, Dad, let's get down there and miss the, we're gonna miss the trucks. I'm like, no, they can't start till your dad tells them to go. Yeah. He's like, no, they're gonna start. Like, dude, and he's like, Dad, let's get down there and miss the, we're gonna miss the trucks. I'm like, no, they can't start till your dad tells them to go.

Yeah. He's like, no, they're gonna start like, dude, you're gonna, you're gonna be on TV, dude. And we, they don't start till we say, this is monster jam. So I'm like, just say it with me. We get done. He's like, let's get out of here. I'm like, God, you aren't grateful. My, my, my would have freaked the fuck out if I was five years old. My dad did that. How long? I got three hours, sir? Three hours?

Well, there's the intermission, like it's like trucks and then they got to re-dirt everything. Yeah, yeah. And then there's the motorcycle guys go, which are fun. Yeah, that's what we're doing. And then they bring the trucks, but it's three hours. It's good though, dude. Oh, and that whole cancel culture, they showed John Legend, Chrissy Teigener sitting there as, and so they showed John, crowd didn't recognize

at all, little races, I think he's like, and then they showed Chrissy Teigen, oh, here we go, they went nuts to it. They were all went nuts. Oh, they love her. Yeah, love her. That's so crazy. Because when I showed her, she was all, you could tell she was in the crowd went nuts. Oh, all right.

Nuts. Interesting. That's exciting. Oh, all right. Nuts. Interesting, that's the problem. Yeah, the one's no fun, huh? I mean, I, you know, I made people really paying that close attention to social media and stuff, maybe not. That's interesting. They were nuts for a lot of people. Nuts for it.

I looked up how much the, and those monster truck drivers don't make much. No. It's like 50 grand. I think the, is that how much they, I would do? 50 grand of show. I'm surprised to make any money first.

50, though. But I'm surprised to make any money. I mean, sell out everywhere they go. Okay. No on the road like 200 any money first. First time. But I'm surprised to make any money. I may sell out everywhere they go. Okay. No, on the road, like 200 days a year. All right. You have 200 days a year. But I think like if you're new, it's like 50 grand,

but then like the guy who drives the Gravedigger, you know, there's multiple drivers. So there's the truck, but then in every city, it's a different driver typically. So they have a team of guys. So I think if you drive for like Gravedigger, they're making like 200 grand. Okay.

A show? No. No. A year. Come on dude. That's a show I'm driving. Yeah, that's a show. So my son had his head up though, Chin?

Yeah. How much they're making? My son had his 10th birthday party this week. Big 10. Big 10. Big party, kids, everybody having a great time. And so I got up stageed a little bit. Well, I bought my son, I show off.

Are you trying to show off for the tenials? Well, I bought my son some gift, right? So I bought my son. Oh, you might be, so I brought 10 grand to 283 grand. Average salary 50 grand. Okay. So with the top 86% making, oh, the top 86,

so 86% makes 283,000? That what that means? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, the top. I'm making it way to be there. Yeah, somebody. And they just drive over stuff. I mean, you gotta be pretty.

Yeah, you gotta be skilled in it. You know what I looked at? You know, people have died. Like kids have died from go-to-monster jails. Because they spit out, you know, when they're doing like donuts, they fucking spit out those rocks. Oh my God.

So we're like, maybe three rows back from the front row. But I just, I was like, I'm against this close. And I'm doing those donuts and all the rocks are spitting away. So I Google right down, like, because anyone died at Monster Jam. And some kid did. Oh, Jesus. I think it was a hot second ago.

Yeah, that would suck. That would suck. So, so it was in 1992. Oh no Jesus. That's usually a hot second ago. Yeah, that would suck. That would suck. So it was in 1992. Oh, no, that's much. We can imagine you're a monster jam and you fucking, your kid gets hit with a rock. Yeah. No. So I'm, so it's time to all the gifts with my, my immediate family.

And I get my son, an Xbox controller, controller, because he needed another one, and a pair of sunglasses. And then it's hot. So free one, you get one. You get him free sunglasses. You get him free ones, but he doesn't know that. I know, not a great kid.

But you know, it is what it is. He doesn't know that. So then he gets like a Lego set, then he gets a chest board from this, and from one of his teachers, and this is, you know, stuff. Damn teacher, you're never working. Yeah, he came to the whole get together,

because he, you know, he's homeschooled and is pod with other kids, so he's not doing a regular. Yeah, yeah. So, so then Cheyenne, who you know, Fabricio and Diana, who own Vio Venato, their son. How's that restaurant doing? It's killing it, actually, it's killing it. But they made, they did really well during COVID because everybody's doing take out but long story short

I got my stuff Cheyenne shows up. I got him a little control He's like I get to play Xbox now with a friend. Oh, yeah fucking Cheyenne shows up with two giant like he's holding on these two huge Presence these two fucking huge things and I'm the fuck, he comes in late and just goes, there you go, gah, gah, gah. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? And he goes, open it, gah, gah.

Well, oh, and then some other boxes are there that he brings in. And he got him, he made him essentially a gaming console. I didn't understand him as a gamer. Made him a fucking gaming console. This huge thing. So was a gamer made him a fucking gaming console this huge thing So you put his stuff huge monitor with a huge with with a custom keyboard We're like I was literally like myself was like take this bullshit You get the fuck out of here. I got a new dad is for computers. Well, dude. It put it. It needs you don't room. Oh wow

It needs to own room that does it need he's got a great console. Yeah, he created a He's gonna create an addict in my son the whole thing. Yeah, the whole thing was a disaster But I don't know how I feel about that. How do I feel about my kid having Ten years old that's hard to resist when you got a huge monitor, but that's the way he's into right? Yeah But I don't want my kid to be that in the gaming. I mean they make a lot of money in the game What else is the into though? Not sports. He's playing the cross. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is he really you know? Come on man. Hey I know you want that fun, but hey

It's funny because when you got you got shop jeans like his son is like Instructible and hey there's some case that are like but if he's in a game, if he's passionate about him, I was a little run with it. Yeah, kids make a lot of money there. Kids are making real money there. Yeah, but it can also be an addiction and you end up in your basement. So let's be honest, how many kids

are making money on the game and right? There's a quits. Oh shit, time. A shit. Really? Yeah. The point where comedians now are streaming on Twitch to try to get money.

Really? Yeah, a lot of people are streaming now. Yeah, they're griffin' it. Chris Alia is. Chris D'Alea is. Chris is on Twitch. He's on Twitch. He posted about it. And what's he doing on it?

Playing video games. What? This Chris played video games. Twitch is huge. And Twitch has been huge for about eight years. So you're playing video games? Yeah. My son can start making some money.

You're a lot of people do. Because air griffin, when he was on the show, so that he made more money on Twitch during the pandemic than he did during a regular comedy year, yeah. Well, the one thing I'll say, the one thing my kids went to coding camp and the coding camp? Yeah, like don't ask. It's a whole thing.

It's a whole thing. I mean, but the kids that were teaching coding were, and they were Minecraft experts, they were 18, 19, 20, but they'd been in a room, a dark room, their whole life, and their bodies don't grow, because they're not eating a lot, they're not doing physical activities,

so their bodies stay super small. I mean, your kids aren't going to the Olympia, but yeah, I mean, just some play some video games, dude. Like they stay in their base place. They need exercise, they gotta, you know, you gotta get out. My kids dude. Yeah, they need to get out my kids I But yeah, I went shun the gaming stuff. No, no man There's a lot there's a lot in it the games are so I was watching him played like some of those games are

I mean, I'm such an old. I'm such a dinosaur some of those games are fucking unbelievable They're crazy and you play with people you don't even know all over the world makes me nauseous Like that's how to play the video game. You're not a video. You're not a game I'm not really yet. You know you never played like Golden that fucking game where the call of duty. Yeah, that makes me nausea. You know you're fifty Five right? You know my I'm saying You can you get younger and different like how this Brian? I might be a little ever. Oh, you know what makes you real notches that damn a VR that one. Oh my gosh.

I'm going to be my friend. I played. this part of my head. I went like that. I got that. Yeah. Have you seen the people who are doing like the fight and they go to and they run into TV? So chill. Oh, I got me. I got me.

Here's me boxing. I look like a complete idiot. Oh, on the virtual reality. Oh, dude, I'll send it to China. I just want you. I just don't. But it doesn't it. Doesn't it make you nauseous, Brian?

Yeah, it does. Yeah, I told you I'm not crazy. Not we're both 54. I'm the winner. Yeah, does. Yes, I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. We're both 54. I'm the winner. Yeah, but Ryan's 56. You're young. I'm 34. She bells off some weight and you act indifferent now.

I am agitated. There's the fails. Yeah, people get fucked up doing it. And there's the major one getting at best by. I don't know what's called. Oculus. Oculus. Yeah, my brother-in-law has it.

He brings over for me and Tiger. There's times people who play scary games with that shit. I'm scared. Whoa! I'm scared. I'm scared. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait What's it? What is he doing? What the hell? You're stretching out. I didn't know this. My girl, my girl, my girl did this. I said it to you, Chan.

My girl sent me. You're getting the tree. You are in a weird, real weird. What's he doing? He is the, I don't know what that is. That's what I was wearing. Don't they have a drastic, that's the main one. Don't they have a drastic park one and check that

and they have one where you climb. Yeah, like you walk off a ledge. That's the right thing to say. Who is? Yeah, that's the future for sure. Like that and then one where you climb like you walk off a ledge Yeah, that's the future for sure pig my brains out Hey, I took your advice Oh, no, yeah, people begin fuck those are my favorite You gotta be careful with this stuff man. Oh, dude! Oh! Oh! Oh, dude. Who on the fuck?

Yeah, see fuck that. What's he doing? Soccer? Oh, you forget. You forget God, dude. I don't forget what you're at, though. You do, man. I did this happen to me.

I fucked up. And that's what made me nauseous. Oh, man, I fucked myself. Oh, my God.. Oh my god. I was like, they're walking. This is so cool. How is it? Yeah, it's cool. Maybe we're in one. They were.

They're right to the fucking tree. Dude, this shit is funny to me. It is fun. Fuck, dude. It is fun. Oh, I just, ah, have you done it, Chin? No, no. I feel like you'd like it. No, I don't want to do this though. That's probably why I won't play.

Yeah, you just might be going to it. Is this boxing? Look at how this guy boxes though. Look at this. Oh, shit. Oh, no. Oh, shit. He has moved man

I sent you my boxing margin what what advice did you know that hurts being stopped at you Your I took your game of thrones advice. He got into I'm into what do you think I'm in love with it? It's great. I love with it. You also a love with old girl. I what's her name? Galicia Jason MoMo just took her down No, I should MoMo well you can oh Why would you

Why you spoil that? Why would you spoil that? Why would you spoil that? I know, bro, but he's not. No, he's not. No, he's not. He's going up and down. No, but he could go on to somewhere else. Bro, you go on.

Why would you do that? I just want to go on, bro. You might take over the list. It was starting to slip. You never know. Lips. I missed back in the garage. You know, bro.

You know, episode what? Five. Only gets better, too. It only gets better to like yeah, dude wait to get season It's like the one show where you have a sex on there and wait to get to the gay sex It was gay dude they get into it man It's like it is dingling yeah, it's great. Yeah, actually just saved this chest. Yeah, yeah, damn imagine that Stop asking questions you gonna fucking stuff for you. He already wants to he's dying Don't get used to him like What's this brand was your shirt off because I was I didn't know what was going on I was I didn't know I was gonna get I didn't know I was getting a video tape and I'm freaking out look

I heard my arms I don't know what the fuck to do That's it. Oh, I have another one. I said you the wrong one. wrong one. I said to the wrong one. I literally made myself so Yeah, don't should pell's lost weight. He's down to 55 So I was I knew your spirit, right? I didn't realize how much I lost. So I got on a scale, but I was 277. Now I'm at 255. You look shocked.

You're out of COVID. Fuck yeah. Yeah, it took away my fucking appetite. I still can't. You still can't eat? Well, you're taste, you're still. I know my taste is there. Oh, I can't eat like a big, um, big meal.

Yeah. Like, I mean, I had oatmeal today. Now the point I was for you not to put it all back on. I know, yeah, I can't put it back on. Well, what is it that you like to eat that puts it back on? Is it nighttime that you start eating? You can eat whenever you want. No, I'm saying, do you have a craving date at night?

Is that when you start eating all the bad food? Yeah, listen to the dietician. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, no, I'm asking you to have a little adventure. Everyone's like, because I'm a little bit, I don't, I don't, I don't, no, I'm asking you to let her like Binger. Everyone's like, because I'm a little bit, I become a little bit of that. But it does, but I heard eating late at night

or whatever the hell doesn't really matter as long as you're tracking your shit. I'm not saying, but you've been tracking your calories? Yeah, well, to my fitness, yeah, see what I have in sense COVID. Yeah. I couldn't really do it,

cause I like to do with the, you're challenging me keeping that, staying at 250. Well, I have been 250, you're a little, you're. Your challenge to me keeping that, staying at 250. Well, I have been 250 for a minute. You're a little candy eater at night, no? No. No? I thought you were a little candy eater at night.

No. You're not a sneaker? No candy sneaker, really? You used to be. I thought you'd eat a whole thing at 20. Yeah. He's changed. I like that.

I mean, I have a sweet tooth. I like that too bad. I enjoy eating dumb shit while I'm watching TV at night. Oh, okay. I guess he was just, yeah. And I never used to have night. Okay, I guess it was, yeah. And I never used to have that. And now I had a- What are you watching? I'm trying to.

I watched, I was watching Love Island. Ha ha. I'm a little bit into trashy TV now. Yeah, he used to make fun of that stuff. I used to make fun of it all. And now I'm kind of enjoyed, because it's interesting. Uh huh. Is it now, it's just kind of like numbing?

Yeah. Yeah. What season you are? I'm watching Love Island UK right now. Yeah, that's the one. That's the one. That's the one to watch. It's only downhill from here.

It is? Yeah. They get worse as they go. Well, how's the American one? Oh, it's awful. It's the only watch you get. Only watch you get. I'll still as all right, but UK is definitely a good thing.

UK is the best. Some of those accents. I can't even understand what the fuck they're saying sometimes. It's awful. Don't only watch UK. Only watch the UK. I'll say this is all right, but UK is definitely a good thing. You can't use the best. Some of those accents, I can't even understand what the fuck they're saying sometimes. It's really interesting. Yeah, that's just, it's in costumes. It's in six, yeah, then it gets. How many, a lot of guys on that show, not Maddie? I don't know, everybody's in good shape.

They're all young. Yeah, they're like early 20s. Yeah, there's one where they're called. A couple 30 year olds. Not 30 year olds on there. There's one girl, there's that one girl is a couple 30 year olds. Not 30 year olds on there. There's one girl. There's that one girl's 30 who that I'm watching now. I think her name is Joy.

Maybe she long black hair. Remember that one? Her curvy. No, she's not season five. I think she's like season two or something. Are you with the 12 year one? Yeah, curvy. Not a, yeah, she's beautiful.

It gets with a black guy. I think so. She's not 30. There's a cutoff. I think there's a cutoff. No, no, she's 30. She was a thing because she was 10 years old and she's thin.

Because there's one season on there where they go, where they're like, who's the little spurs, in this I know you're old and you're way too old to be watching it. They're way too old. That's not do they work. But there's, they go, what's the oldest spurs you've hooked up with and the girls like, I don't really want to say this,

but 35. And it was like 35 and you're like, oh, I'm way too old for that shirt. Well, my girl's 31, so she watches it, so I watch it. It's her fault. Is it her? Oh no, geez. So this is the newest season.

Yeah. The thing about this show is that it just fucking goes on. It just like, it's so, how many episodes? Well, it's every week in the UK. Like when it's on this, it's every, every day. like it's so how many episodes every week in the UK like when it's on this airs every every day. So it's 50 years. Yes, 50 so weeks. That's big. Gorgeous. So it's gonna take a lot of time. And then the original host, come here to me. The suicide. No, no, no, what did she get hate from? I forget. We're in situation with her boyfriend at the time too.

The one with the hair like this? The blonde. Yeah, she was blonde. You're kidding me. That seemed so crazy. There was a 28 year old. It was 29, too. Wait, why did she know there are 30 year olds?

I'm telling you, I just watched it. But why did she commit suicide? That's so nice. Yeah, like social media. And she was saying the toxicity from social media and then something happened with her boyfriend like there's the domestic Dispute and then yeah, they called the cops and he's gonna come out in the media and before she's what's going to court over that and that she just commits it was a No, it's true. Yeah, there's no 30 year olds 29 29

Yeah, there's no 30 year olds 29 29 There this so you agree to that's her that's her. Yeah, she's beautiful. Oh, there's one girl Season two this guy's awesome What's up with this dude people love season two though? He couldn't be to stop to be season five Marcel. Okay, Marcel. Yeah, this is the one. I'm watching. I was watching Marcel Yeah, no go to go to what was the one we were five which one which one's the best one five five really after that All why why started season six. Oh, no, we started season six. I'm watching a French French Those twins those blonde twins. Yeah, yeah, I. I watched five, six, and then after that, it's just a fucking...

What else you got? What else you got? What else you're watching? I mean, I'm ballsting Game of Thrones. Okay. I'm with the kids all day. So you watch them over here. What's the thing you want right now?

Season five, halfway through season five. So how many seasons is this? Eight? Where I can't wait. I can't wait. Yeah, but the only TV I get two episodes of Game of Thrones tonight Have you ever seen the have you gone down the breaking bad rabbit hole? No one of the best shows I've heard I watched the first two episodes Phenomenal yeah, no, not I got to rewatch it too because I got it

I only watched I would highly recommend you stick with it. It only gets better I know people love it and it kind of blows your mind. And it makes, and it's almost, it's basically realistic. It really is. You're like, sure. I would watch it. I think it might be, I think it might be the best TV show I've ever seen in many ways. I think you're a soprano's fan too, right?

Yeah, but I can't get in that. The soprano's incredible, but I mean, that's what started the whole TV revolution. But, fuck, but fucking But breaking bad was so astonishing maybe because I'm an actor and I've tried to write TV shows And I see that writing and that acting it all came together so perfectly And they were just so good all the time. Yeah, people love breaking bad I

Definitely not watching that cuz like that actor on there did that shitty PSA remember that from my white Oh, the Guill air and Paul like oh, well, you're out of my friend circle I'm back around there, did that shitty PSA remember that? For my white hair. Oh, the white guilt. Aaron Paul. Like, oh, well, you're out of my friend's circle. I can't watch anything you do. I couldn't agree more. It's like, god, Andrew Schultz is so funny.

He's like, who the fuck is this guy? And this guy, that was the greatest funny dude. That was it. And the fuck, oh, if you get the fuck outta here. With your virtue signaling, you get the fuck outta here. That was the weirdest shit ever. And you're not making a difference. You didn't make a difference.

You fucking actors who are so out of touch. No, make things worse. Oh, God. They didn't do anything. If anything, I'll make your racist. It's those people. Yeah, that may need hate white people. Oh, God.

That may mean not want to be white. It's the first time ever. Oh, my God. And now for nothing, they should have just called that a PSA. Oh, God, have you started watching the new American horror? And now for nothing they should just call that a PSA call cat Have you started watching the new American horror? Yeah, I'm caught up right now on episode three is it good It's pretty good each episode is a different storyline so like it's almost like a mini series within

Every time I That's why I got out I couldn't I don't problem with it. That's why I got him. I didn't fast in characters. That's why I got out. I couldn't when they came up with a new one. It's like true detective. No, I love that.

No, I'm talking about. No, I love it. I like how they switch up the flavor every season, but if every episode's different? Yeah, so far. I don't know. But I don't know if they're gonna do a tie-in at the end for all of them or not.

But so far, it's been three episodes. The first two are of the same storyline, and then the third episode is a different one. So I think the next episode is going to be different too. I'm out. Yeah. So you still haven't watched it yet? No, I haven't watched it yet.

I can't forget it. No one's good. I saw it this weekend. You saw it this weekend. What'd you think? I fell asleep. My girlfriend was able to watch the whole thing and we did not like it. Or you did like it.

No, it's just not a... Can I ask you this? Yeah. Did you listen to it? And did you speak Korean fluently? Not fluently, but can you can you understand everything they're saying or no? It's not like it's English. Oh, it's in English. It's in English. Yeah, yeah, it's mostly like Yeah, just just though that made actors half Korean. Oh, okay, that's the only reason why he was telling the movie. Oh, no, you saw originally it's Korean movie, but this this one's new No, you saw originally it's Korean movie, but this this one's new

Yeah, you got to watch real Korean movies. I fell asleep. I tried but it was just kind of like slowing it wasn't that scary What time did you start it in like it 11 p.m. Or something around there, but she stood up for the whole thing I mean she was like it. She didn't like it. She didn't like it. What movies do you like, Jen? I would tell you to watch old boy if you're gonna watch a Korean movie I don't want Korean movies. Give me. That's one of the best movies ever. What's the whole right? It's all best movies. What's the whole thing? Don't Google anything about the ending or whatever.

You just watch it. It's one of the best movies I've ever seen. It's one of the best movies ever. It's one of the best movies ever. It's like a parasite, right? Yeah, that's what's personally you want. Yeah, it's like parasite. Yeah, it's just crazy on movies.

It's just good. And don't watch the American version. It's not good Yeah, it never translated Korean version is so astonishingly good like there's a Korean movies a great Make especially horror oh my god. What's what mainstream like not Korean shit mainstream movie that I think is a show You guys do it. I mean honestly Titanic. I thought was amazing. What's You get nothing from that guy. I mean I've never heard anyone

You can't get dirty Renn is gonna shovel out and he pulls out a drill then he got a jackhammer and he can't get past the first fucking Man's asking a simple question Yeah, it was great when I was in The first classic park I'm in with one way by that. We're all set, Jen. You're all set. You're the old channel. You thought.

What else do you guys want? We like more scope. All right. No. Pretty. I just feel like I've paid the other day. Yeah. I still want to see that.

What is it? It's like good, but like at the same time, it looks. I don't know. I can't say to either be really good at really bad. I agree, I gotta see it though. I hear a lot of things. I've never heard anyone fucking say it. No, I just heard it was amazing.

No, never heard anyone say that. Yeah, Jurassic Park. You guys were, you're talking about current? No, it's not, it's not. Yeah, that's what he said. Like that's what he was trying to get at. Watching these shows, Jen. We watched that one Japanese show, but it got canceled

Terri's house. You're getting no information. That's the only show that I should watch No, you're watching is cleaning the fifth and giving them a general answer Like friends I spent what I did this weekend would you do this weekend, bro? I just Some stuff I hate him. And saw some stuff. Yeah, see the movies. And then we know. I want to sleep, man, you know. And I walked around in a circle.

The first catfish movie, the movie, catfish. You guys watch that? No. With how Nev got started. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Sure. Sure.

He, you're working with him? Try it over. There's nothing. What do you guys do at night, Chin? You know play board games some shit sometimes we drink sometimes watch movies go to dinner Do you play board movies? Oh wait went to the movies to recently when it wouldn't play board games Oh, would you see the freaking movie theaters recently? I'll get back to you on that. Yeah, totally forgot see the freaking movie theaters recently? I'll get back to you on that. Yeah, I totally forgot. We went to a movie. Marina six. The dining place. Yeah, you live in my new food too. Yeah, we never should double date. I'll definitely really curious to see

what the fuck is going on. Let's double date. Take prime to create a screen. Is there any good cream bar? He says, he says, Warro, I'll take a scope scope. Have you been a scopa? I think he's been He says Warrow. I'll take a scope scope. Have you been a scope? I think I'm one of you. He's been with us, Brad. All right. I'll take you to Yeah, we got a warrow. Why do? That's good. Oh, that's the cream barbecue place over there. Yeah, it's like in a small. It's actually good. Is it pretty good? There's a shop. Good one. Yeah. Yeah. Really good. Have you had cream barbecue? Have I? Yes. Are you an adventurous eater?

Oh yeah, I don't care. You eat whatever. I can't eat like a shellfish though. Oh yeah, really? Is it guacamole too? No, I built my immunity for that. Yeah, shellfish. Yeah, I can't.

Yeah. But I would love, I love some good restaurants. I'm not a crazy picky eater. No. I eat too much chick filet. That'm not a crazy picky eater. No. Uh-uh. Oh. I eat too much chick filet. That's probably what it got me.

Chick filet? That's what got me to 277. That did. Yeah, right? That's just those fucking fries and it's- It's the sauces, dude. It's too consistent. I don't need to eat, you put sauce on a chick filet.

Chick filet sauce? I don't. You dip your fries in there, it's too good in there. Yeah, it's too good. The sauces, I don't like the sauces. I fuck with the Polynesian. I like that. it. All right, Jim, what do you got first? Need clean. All righty, first one. Oh, hold on. Oh, before we go, please don't make a swathing. I got a can here. Take on the sandhagen.

Oh, how'd you, what would you have? I had TZI, I won money. You're welcome. Yeah. I'm going to get a drink. I'm going to get a drink. I'm going to get a drink. I'm going to get a drink.

I'm going to get a drink. I'm going to get a drink. I'm going to get a drink. I'm going to get a drink. I'm going to get a drink. I'm going to get a drink. I'm going to get a drink. I'm going to get a drink.

I'm going to get a drink. I'm going to get a drink. I'm going to get a drink. I'm going to get a drink. I'm going to get a drink. Hold on before we go please don't get here take on the sandhagen. Oh, how'd you what would you have? I had to say I want money You're welcome. Yeah, thank you, but um I thought that Corey did most of the damage did more damage So in that sense I was I wouldn't have been surprised if he had his hand raised for sure Get away either way right, but I did think that, I do, this one I wanna ask you, do judges score on Ringman ship, like were you control the fight, they did. Yeah, if you have a trained eye for it,

it's pretty clear TJ won the fight. Right, because he was pushing. So TJ won the sport and Corey won the fight. Okay, that makes sense. Right, it does. But in the sport, the way it scored, TJ won more rounds if you're scoring it as a sport. Okay. That makes sense. Right. It does. But in the sport, the way it scored, TJ one more rounds, if you're scoring it as a, as a sport, right. You one more round. Well, I was surprised to go on control stuff like damage doesn't

equal winning rounds. Right. I was surprised that he didn't have an answer for when he got behind Corey. Because Corey was working the risks. He had one leg. He had one leg. That's blue out his knee. So he couldn't, that's why he was doing it. He was just riding it, running risks. Yeah, one leg. He had one leg. That's blue out his knee. So he couldn't. That's why he was doing it. He was just riding it, running around. Oh, that's what it was. He couldn't twist.

Couldn't take him down. So how bad is he? That's why when it's bad, blue is near. And then that huge cut on his eye. Yeah, did he tear any ACL? Blue is near. We don't know what yet, but I just touched him this morning. You did.

Bad is bad. I think you'll still be able to fight you know end of the year, but That's one leg. That's like it. But that's but that's all control on me. That's all control. Yeah, that's winning rounds It's all it's all yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah It's good fight. He looks phenomenal. He still looks good. Yeah, I mean he's fighting a killer He's fighting a killer the ring rest was an issue at his timing was off like Like, it's a good, he didn't fight Peter Yan off the bat. Yeah, well, Peter Yan is going to be a nightmare for all of them. I got him as my champion for a long time.

I don't think anybody solves that problem. TJ could be. After what he did to Al Jermaine Sterling, I just don't, I don't see him in the... I think TJ can beat him. If it's like TJ's firing all cylinders, TJ has the right style to beat him for sure. Well, what's interesting is TJ comes forward and so does Peter Yan. So they they're gonna be back. They're gonna be standing there up close and personal.

Well, one of them one of them's a collegiate wrestler. Well, one of them is a Russian guy with with crazy hips. And so good luck taking Peter Yon down, right? So it's gonna be interesting and his I think is striking is that it seems to have that subtle that subtle the subtle inches that Russian whatever he's doing It's pretty but it's pretty rudimentary It looks it looks super Crisp and perfect is I mean he's but you know what you're getting you know what you're getting so you can game that's good Yeah, TJ's that fucking night man. He's a two and a half year layoff man. He's such a saying hey, one leg one eye. He'd be of course, he's hanging with one leg one eye. That's all you got to know. That's fucking incredible. And he was gonna fight the winner Peter Yon Aljemy and if there's been a clear cut winner, is there gonna be his first fight back?

Is there gonna be a rematch with Yon and Alj before that happens? Yeah. Well, they're fighting in October. Yeah. I got my, I got Peter Jan. I don't know how you solve that problem. He's just the out for Aljerman. It's a nightmare. It's a nightmare for TJ to get fight. Yeah.

It is a good fight. Would you put money on TJ? Well, in that fight. Yes. TJ's very hard to bet against in general. One leg. And he has a dog, man. I was like, God, I like money too in general. One leg, one hug. He has a dog, man, I was like, God, I like money too.

You have a bad bet. I just hate betting against a courty. All right, what do you got, Jim? All right, first one. So this is something new sent to Jim and I had to bring him. There is a tick-tucker who is balding and he likes to wear the equivalent of today's two-k. Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. I'll say this stuff. Having a hair piece. I saw this on it. And he thinks it promotes confidence in men who are balding. Scroll down. Look at him. My kid's balding.

No, look at him. He looks like he's like 20 something. Oh, he's balding. That's the look at his hair now. Look at him. That's terrible. That could be you, right? Nope.

It's not going to be me. You're not going to do a little hair piece? No. Look at that, dude. No, it's a little kid a two pay Oh, that's a little kid. Yeah, look that's basically Would you do that Brian sure would fill you face I'll do it for this fucking podcast I think you should do it. I don't I don it. How much do you think I need that right now? You don't need that. I look good for the single.

Your hair's getting thinner by the month. It is. I gotta get back on my hips. That's no, that's too late. You should, how much is this, Chin? I'm 95. Are you something like this? It's not really depends on where you go.

Cause like the cost of hair, probably cost different, the person installing it. I didn't make, I didn't make Luminon, and it's never happening. And he's blown up, like he was only doing two or three, but since he went viral on TikTok, now he's doing a bunch dude. The guy that actually did that.

That's see, hair plugs range from $4,000, $15,000 in. I'll go get those again and see if they work the second time. No. A hair piece can go with those. Stick darker gotcha. Oh no, man, I'm not doing that. And I don't really appreciate it. So I said, scroll down to says the hair piece can go

without a touch up for just four to six months. That's hilarious. And it just, it's probably glued to your head. How do they do it? Keep scroll down. Oh, sales at, it's in LA increased 30%. You shut up We're doing upwards of 10 to 16 replace the maintenance point miss

I'm begging you from five six It's 950 bucks dude. I'm not what if we sponsor it you can go fuck off I'm not gonna go get my fucking hair shaved my head shaved and then they glue that on me No, you keep what you have was gonna glue it on top They're gonna know they got a cut So I gotta wear I'm They're gonna cut it, no, no, they gotta cut that. So I gotta wear a hat. I wear a fucking hat. They gotta cut, they gotta cut.

We're in a hat. We gotta fuck off them, that's it. Can you do it the next time you get bored and cut your hair and buzz it off? Yes, it's by shape. I'm by shape my head. Do you wear hats? No, I don't look so good in hats.

Oh, I'm not my thing. Okay. See when those guys like beach hats. If I wear them backwards, I'm gonna go right in if I wanna keep the sun. Oh, the song you got a bucket of playing tennis. I wear that bucket hat Yeah, you got a bucket. Oh, I'm an old guy. Oh, no, I don't play like that though Don't do that hat. No, don't do that I come over the ball. I look at this guy, dude. That's what I'm saying

I saw this on like fuck this be so good for can you go fuck off all right because I don't appreciate that look at him Though he's young that's's the tough part too, because he should just shave the sides. No, but you can't, because that's how you do the fade. So you have to cut your hair like you're balding right on top. Oh, and then put it on top when they fade it up. Yeah, well, I think that's it. They cut his hair that way.

You have to be this way. Let me see the aftershave. It's terrible. There's that. Wow. Oh, I'm gonna cut that. And it looks great. You get a little squirming in there. It looks like it's fucking hair. You spoiled somebody, pulls it up and sees the,

this one is dope. Who's gonna rub and pull your hair? People that's legit as fuck. People are not gonna rub and pull you. Yeah, who's gonna pull your hair? First of all, you fucks, I'm not doing that. Unreal, I thought this was so light. You said you do it from a podcast.

I'm when they can clone hair, when that happens. You're me debunking that. I'm first in a half. No, I'm, they might be able to clone hair in about five, six years. You mean 60 something? Well, whatever I am, dude, we're not gonna get in my way.

Whatever, I'm gonna look good though. You won't even consider this. Nine and 50 bucks. No, I won't. It didn't, no. I'm not to pay guy, dude. That's not a to pay. This is different.

You know, when you're getting cold because the last thing you wanna do is dumb shit like that. I already got my lid stuck. You did your eyes. I did, that was it a two pay, this is different. You know, when you were getting, because the last thing you wanna do is dumb shit like that. I already got my list. Daddy, you did your eyes. I did, that was one of these. That was because my mom told me that it was, it was just looking too heavy.

Your mom didn't press you that. I got it. That's all you did. No, my mom said you should get it. I did it. I did it. She your mom or your girl. No, it was my mom, she got it done. She said in our family, we get these heavy lists and I was getting it.

And it looked stupid and she goes, and it'll get in the way of your eyes. I do it now when nobody notices. So I did it. And this was an easier process than that. And the lid. If you're gonna do the lids, the little finger. Lids did were painless, but it was a bit of a fuckling.

You're kidding. Yeah, I was a fuckling. I was awful. I was awful. It was awful. It was so bad. I definitely had two plastic surgery operations. Yeah, it's one of my head and one of my eyes.

Yeah, you know how you get surgery there. And I make kind of people get plastic surgery and I thought at the other day I was like, well I've had two procedures. I've had two procedures. I've had two procedure procedures. On my head. Eyes end up the sliced down back.

Yeah. Now they take just pieces. That's what I was saying. But my hair transplant didn't take. Oh god. Whoa. God, that is awful. This was when it was the... Oh god. That's what I say gonna ask. Yeah. That's a tough look, huh? Look at my head.

Look at my leg head. I used to be cute. As you get older, your face starts to do weird shit with gravity, man. I was a cute kid. I look at pictures when I was younger, and I was alright. You look good right now.

You look great right now. Don't bullshin' me. I just think you... I just think that two-pathed stuff would fucking take you next level. No surgery, no surgery. You've already done the eyes. Dude, you're so hollywood, you've already done the eyes. You already have the huge scar down the back here? Look at me right now.

I'm not afraid of you, and I'll come at you. Come at me with two-pathed though. I can do it. I actually know exactly exactly how of course that thing and doesn't me perfect and I want you to do that with a wig If I pay for it even if you pay for it I'm not a fucking hat. Dint your mom's I'm having a hat glue. Dint your mom's a hat.

I heard you do it. Yes, she did. I'm not having a hair on the eyes. I don't listen to her. I listen to her on the eyes. want to have it? I heard you do it. Yeah, she did. I'm not having a hair hat around the eyes. I don't listen to her. I listen to her on the eyes. She's saying no but I'm a little vain. But I'm not wearing a hair hat for six months because you think it'd be nifty.

Daddy's already done two cosmetic surgery. Okay, that's what we have to draw the line. And this ain't a surgery. This is fucking, whoop. No, I'm not doing anything that shit. All right, I tried. I wouldn't mind getting my face like peeled. What?

You know what I mean? For your skin looks, because you get like... Chemical peel or done? Yeah, well you get like, because you get like, I've never had a facial or anything. I mean, I did once when I was wearing makeup all the time, somebody told me to go, but I've never done that, were they doing extraction and stuff.

What? Don't do it, I do. No, I won't. Who told you to do it? I don't know. I'm just I'm not gonna do you you will get Man like this like this. I can't work alone. You buy me clone. I'm not gonna wear it. You buy me face screams I'm not gonna wear I just I'm lazy with it. I can't I can't print Hmm. I'm looking forward to when you can actually grow hair That's gonna happen.

Canco peels fuck up your face. You're face all red for a few. Don't do that. Please don't do that. Don't anybody. I know who's talking about that. I can't go outside for a few days. I'm recommended that like your face

doesn't get exposed to any sort of sunlight because it's so sensitive afterwards. Yeah, yeah. So you need to stay indoors. I don't know. Why would you do it? I wouldn't do it. It's just something to say.

But you won't get in here. I'm not getting a hair it? I wouldn't do it. It's just something to say. But you won't get in here. I'm not getting a hair piece. I'm not getting fucking, I'm not doing a copiel. I work out and I don't trick out. We have all the fart in the kids fan signing it for you to get the hair piece. Would you do it then?

I'm not doing it. I'm not gonna do it. I might get a tattoo. I'm saying that forever, but I don't know what to get. I get up on that. No, we do. A T-fat K tattoo would be cool. No, no, no, a hair piece of me cool

Get a little T-fat K right here something like that. Yeah, just on my back. Yeah, just a big back All right, what else you got Jenny's like in the fucking here? Good work game. We did our best. We did we try it was that a whole thing here in Trader. Yeah good work, team. We did our best. We did. We tried. It was that whole thing you're in. Yeah, we had a whole conversation about it yesterday. Okay, so the Norwegian women's the beach handball team, basically the volleyball team for Norway got fined recently because they refused to wear the bikini bottoms while they were playing and they wore regular like board shorts instead. It's the same type of board shorts that the men's team usually wears.

But they were fined, I believe, $175 per player who didn't wear the... 175? Oh no. But it made a bunch of news because they won bronze in their league, but they got fined for it because they didn't want to wear something else for them. There were ones bronze at the Olympics. Yeah. I don't blame them for feeling that way. Why the fuck shouldn't they be able to wear shorts

the way it guys do? Like you make them wear bikini. They were just saying that they feel more comfortable wearing shorts and proclaiming so like, I would tell you, is there some rule though that they have to wear? Yeah, it's like that's their uniform. Oh, they wore those spedits instead. Yeah, I'm a fan of those.

And they're out there. And they want to wear a uniform. I not even thought about like a bikini bottom, like a swimsuit. Oh, is that what they have to wear? Let me see that. Oh, I see. No, this is what they chose to wear. This is for the beach beach volleyball. And they gots fine for it. Yeah, they got fine.

Now here's my thing. So leading up to this, they were cool with it. But then they get to the Olympics and now they're not cool with it. Yeah, why now? What do you mean? You say they play. No, that's what they played in when they performed. Right. When they were actually competing. In the Olympics. In the Olympics.

I'm saying prior to that, they have to wear bikinis. Yeah, that's a good thing. Now they get to the Olympics, we're not wearing bikinis anymore. I don't know if this was an ongoing issue following up to the Olympics and they just decided to make that change then and there, or if it just kind of happened. It probably was talked about enough, I would imagine. Right?

Yeah, I don't think this is a decision that necessarily came overnight, but this is the first time that they did. And Pink paid their fines? Yeah, and Pink found out about it and said, I'll pay your fines. And that's what they wanted in the way. That's usually what they were.

That's usually what they were. Serious athletes, look at these. So it's usually what they were, and then they get the Olympics, and they want to switch it. There's always that one spotter who's shorter than everybody else, huh? So Bravo, no region, not Bravo. My thing is is This sort of gets dicey, right? Like so you're playing beach volleyball. Is that a handball? What the fuck is they playing? They call it beach volleyball. Beach handball. So, so you're playing beach handball for years in this bikini.

Oh, handball. So you're playing bikini in this. And then you get to Olympics and now you're up to where? You want to switch. Handball. And that what you signed up for? I think either way they should find them.

What is it? I don't know. Yeah. I know. What's what you signed up for? Yeah. What do we have to find them? I think what you signed up for. Yeah. What I think I think what it came down to is this. That's the thing.

When people say you have to wear this and men can wear those, they kind of go, wait a minute, you're saying I have to? No. That's kind of what happens, right? And it's like, why? Well, that's because girls have to wear that uniform. And it's... No? Well, that's because that's girls have to wear that uniform and it's like I get all that My shoe whether is you've played ham I'm sure they've all played hamball since they were kids

You get to be Olympian and then you get to the Olympics and then now you have a problem. Let me see what the men wear They were the same well main campaign. No the men wear the speedos. I can't put that dude. I mean They can't have you speak. Yeah, the do's are wearing speedos? No, they were on the other, okay. Okay, well, I mean, I mean, she allowed me to wear what they want. My only thing is doing it during the Olympics. I know, I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah.

I mean, by the way, Norway, and if you look at statistically, they couldn't be more about equity. There are laws in the books with Norway where men and women have to represent, you know, they'll essentially, like, you can't have a bit of public company without women on the board and all that. What's really interesting about Norway, though, and Sweden, Scandinavia in general, is that when they enforce these equity laws essentially, because it is considered widely among social sciences

to be the most equitable society in terms of like male and women roles, so what's fascinating is that they were like, well, there are so many women nurses and male nurses, there's so many male engineers and no women engineers. Well, when you make these rules, when you have this really equitable society. And for example, no, what happens is, it's really fascinating.

What happens is men go to engineering anyway and women go to nursing anyway. So in fact, there are more women nurses than there are and there are more male engineers. Engineers. Because if you let people actually make their choices In fact, there are more women nurses than there are, and there are more male engineers. Because if you let people actually make their choices when everything's equal, what you will find, this is gonna sound like a big surprise,

is biological males tend to gravitate toward certain professions that women are not interested in. So psychology and things that have to do with people, women tend to be in the nursing care, women tend to gravitate towards that. Men gravitate towards things like engineering, women tend to be in the nursing care, women tend to gravitate towards that. Men gravitate towards things like engineering, dangerous stuff. More risky stuff, which is why these guys are there.

So it just naturally goes that way. That's why, and they work, men tend to work longer hours, they tend to work riskier hours, all those things, and they tend to be less agreeable and more competitive in some ways. Like I'm saying generally, so what you'll see is you'll see men making more money because they're putting in more hours.

The idea that in Western countries, like Europe and the United States, there's that women don't get paid as much, that women, if they're doing the same job as men, get paid three quarters, is a lie. That's not true. That does not, if you look at the other factors that are controlling that, then, then you can see why. But the fact that it's due to discrimination no longer holds water in the society. And certainly not in Europe. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah But it's it's interesting that men and women kind of gravitate toward different things. It's sense though. Of course it does Of course it does. You know, it's weird when I went to school for audio engineering It's like almost all guys and wait like a couple of women

But it's also not like a risky job. It's kind of more like a tension of detail So I thought they would like that but no men are men tend to be that's why software engineers a risky job. It's kind of more like attention to detail. So I thought they would like that, but. No, men tend to be, that's why software engineers, a lot of software, a lot of tech. It was a boys club. It was probably, men were naturally drawn toward that. Now there's this big push to get women in, but the guy Robert Danimore, James Danimore got fired.

He was a really good software engineer. And all he did was he was circulated in an internal memo looking at all the science to try to help answer the question of why more women are not in software, you know, computer software stuff. And he went through, he looked at the science. It wasn't his thing. He just said,

here's what the scientists who studied this say. And he got fired for creating a dangerous work environment. He got fired by the CEO for creating a dangerous work environment. He got fired by by the CEO for creating a dangerous work environment Also don't react like that. Oh Okay, so I saw this in thought of you the unreleased sample for the Travis Scott with the unreleased sample for the Travis Scott with a fragment was released. I just... Okay, cool. They might be not about it.

What's the difference, guys? I know. It's all in the design. No white and black, not very original. The swoosh is backwards. There's a design in the back heel. What is? It looks like a dragon ball almost.

Yeah. What's the swoosh? Oh, here it goes. That's the... That's the trademark of Travis Scott collab. Okay. That's the tre-tree bark of Travis Scott collab, okay And then the lightning bolt is fragment on the back. Brand new. What do you think and then they're sick? Those are fire They're really impossible to get so whatever really yeah Because brokers buy them up

There's just I can release many. It's gonna be like a super collector's item. Those are sick though So two girls in Jersey go on a amusement park ride Super collectors out of those are sick though. All right. So two girls in Jersey go on a amusement park ride, the slingshot, where you feel like you're a rubber band and then you fly up into the air while they're flying up in the air as 75 miles per hour. A pigeon somehow lands on one of the girls. So funny.

Is she okay? Yeah, she's good. Yeah, hit the next one. That's a dead fucking pigeon I have it so quick. I've never done one of these things. I have no desire to I Feel like the birds okay though And she just pulled that fucker off The birth face when it lands but at least the burden for young birds all Burden I didn't burn my be alive He keep going or that's it no I want to see what happened with the lab. It was on the rollercoaster get hit right in the fucking week

But that was a goose right? Yeah, he got a lot of stuff. Yeah, a goose. That's a lot of meat That's it. Yeah, you got fucked up. Goose is a big fucking bird. Fuck yeah. All right, apparently there's been some bad flooding in Germany and in Europe as well. And then this particular reporter went to a scene and grabbed mud and dirt and put on her clothing to make it seem like she was actually volunteering

to help. Yeah, it's a bad situation. And then this guy caught her on video. It's this girl right here. It's hard to see though, right? She's acting like she's like in the trenches. Yeah. And then her new station even said

like they applauded her for her help. Well, it's like, you see when answering Cooper's doing the hurricane? Yeah, I mean, he pretends he's like in waste high water. But like, the camera like pans over and like everything's safe and calm. But he like went into this pond. What? Everyone's like, what do you do? Oh wow.

That's showing bare sight. That's her. And yesterday, I actually packed it with anger. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I'm shocked.

I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I'm shocked. Yeah. Okay. Remember when there's the looters in Santa Monica and those Instagram models, and that take pictures of helping clean it up. And they have video of that girl grabbing a hammer

and then she takes picture and jumps back in her sadies. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's fun. Same sort of stuff. So Kyle showed me this last week. It's just supposed to be funny because of a Connor's cast right way is cast looks Mates Yeah, it's very professional boy our boy Justin is so tired. Is that mummy leg damn?

Oh down the beams hanging out drinks with them loafers That's cool go a lot of these are just Instagram posts. So here's another one Someone we got tagged a lot in this one. I guess this is an ass. Yeah, cuz you had to cut the tail He's giving thick cheeks instead This is Bobby's born without a tail. He's thick cheeks instead. Oh born with that. God damn I bet he got a tail bit off by another fucking Where is borrower that it says these huge Maybe but it looks like he got it caught in a fucking motorboat or some shit

He's built like a I mean other other fucking other Again, that's a wagon and crocodiles and geters will just bite each other on the leg twist and take that shit off Yeah, just take it right off. It's so crazy all the time That's it. Well, it's all I think he was I feel like he was born without it be okay. He's born without a tail. Yeah Guess he was born with that one poor little guy so thick. Yeah, you break it. It's with We break it swim like I don't think you can now tail Oh

Fake take your out it's a female alligator She's thick oh, that's a female. Oh, oh Okay Okay, so I'm sure you guys know right now that Australia is locking back down again Okay, so I'm sure you guys know right now that Australia is locking back down again. Wow, right? And so there's a bunch of protests on the streets and then boss logic. You protest because they're locked down there. Yeah, they're out there to a tonne post it, protesting.

So boss logic posted this. Oh, wow. Check this out. Did I go juggled in or something? Yeah. Shut the fuck up. He said we reached the final boss at the lockdown, but protest. Do that? Talk about a man dragon.

That's a fucking man. Right. Maybe I'll start blowing. That looks like a movie, right? Right. He took this as his time to shine though. That's a great. He can blow something.

I got an audience. So they're pissed they're locked down. They're locked down hard hard. Yeah, people are just sick of it, man. I mean, come on. We've had enough. We've had enough. And especially since people are vaccinated, of it man. I mean come on We've had enough. We've had enough and especially since people are vaccinated then it's like people aren't dying Like if you go to the hospital because you were little sick. I'm like, man. You'd be all right. Yeah, you'd be all right

Yeah, yeah, they just told me to ride it out. Yeah, all they said. Oh, it's this I don't know how legit this is but This guy's getting arrested All right guys I'm hot. Don't chase me, that's it. Just things. My safe word is pineapple juice. Just like that. Crush your ankles.

Crush your ankles. You want to take pictures? I'm going to ask you about. Swatman, what's my safe word? That's bullshit right there. That's how far I go. You think I'll get pilates? You think I'll get pilates?

You think I'll get pilates like that? You got to get it up to this guy. Why are they chasing him? I don't know. I don't know how real this is either. I Why are they Tazlem I don't know I don't know how real this is either Cuz he's mass off it. Oh, that's cute. Oh, that's cute. I like this What is this? Don't do drugs kids this guy's hilarious. He is funny. Give him a little something for being funny Why'd you have to fucking I like this guy?

Let's just see a big He that's like last guys great It's just so funny By the way, that was one of the Taisen that that was probably cuz you you see that one with a good that one please officer Planet drugs, you see that. Oh, yeah, so yeah, I think they had video of it like the cop cam Yeah, and it showed that he just pulled it out of the front and put it back into the back Okay, and then and people are Alright, sorry

That action brums. Oh, yeah, they got you. They got that's how fake music That's how the fake news rolls dude. Yeah, it does yeah, that's action bronc Sorry everybody Who is that action broncens action brums? He sure is yeah, you know, that is he's at 240 so I'll show you a picture of him before he is that show Action Brockton. Action Brockton. He's short now. He's 40. Yeah. You know who that is?

He's at 240. So I'll show you a picture of him before. He has that show. Fuck that's delicious. But he got big because he's a rapper. Oh, okay. He's a New Yorker. He's in King of Staten Island.

He's not known for that though. You know, Shabbat? Where's a good one? He's in. He's lost a lot of weight. A thousand before. A hundred weight. Wow.

Good for him. Shabbat. Who's he he in King of San Island? He gets shot. The guy that takes him to the hospital. He kinda has a cameo, right? No, it's a big roll. Yeah, no one knows from that though. Yeah, he looks fucking great, man. That's amazing. He's also Rogen says no one smoked more weed on his show than him ever.

Really? Yeah, he smoked Rogen on it. Yeah. Like, just, we, Yeah, he smoked Rogan under the table. Yeah. Like to say, he's a chef too, like he was a rapper, but his passion's food. So he has that fucked that delicious show. Some bites. It's great.

It's him and his boys eating good food. It's good for him, man. The boy's still thick. Yeah. It's built like a fire hydrant, huh? Yeah. It's built like a baby ride-o. Like an alligator with no tail

I always say if you're thick dude get fucking tatted on your stomach man Yeah, that's the way it takes away from the fat on the stomach. It looks cool once you're like kind of you got that gut And then you got that power got shit on it. Yeah, shit. Don't you don't mind a gut if he's got stuff on it I don't mind a gut if he has the confidence that comes with it. Like some fat guys who just like know how to rock their shit. Or hot as fuck. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, you know, Derek Brunson, the UFC fighter, used to be a cheerleader. And he beat up Kevin Holland.

He must have been this afterwards. How the fuck does he cheerleader? He's a cheerleader. You said, say it ain't so I've been in great depression since I've had a last year cheerleader. Max is a grind on Monday. Brunson was a three time dividend one, all-American wrestler, North Carolina.

He cheered in college or competitive champion? He had to squallish his cheerleading and wrestling. Damn, I was gonna help him cheerleaders. To help an athlete. Yeah. That's dope. So that's cool to know. And then yeah, I think they're so cute.

Hi! Obviously it's a voiceover My god, I'll kiss that thing. Oh no and they hit another video I think it's so fucking cute Hip-o-wee dude hip-o-wee. Oh, no, so they thought that this Phone was invading its territory, so they just destroyed it. That's right. They're super super territorial super to yeah, so great They will kill the whole thing though. The things already dead Yeah, they said you know what can you swim like this? Let's find out

And they don't need it. They just kill others. It's in the air. They're vegetarians. That's right. They just fucking kill it Oh, I think that's also fun. What are you doing? I love how change transistors. I know that's what I was to them murdering a deer This is this is hippo week. This is what you get. Hippo. It just pops. Hippos are dense. I like it.

Hippo week. No, hippos are cool, dude. Yeah, but they're so, they're such shit. They just kill a ton of people. They're just aggressive as shit. Yeah, you can't go in a boat. You cannot be in a smaller boat than them or they will fuck me out. Dude, hippo week.

Oh, hippo week, huh? Take it to scurvy channel. I'm giving you. Hippos kill the most people people right? Yeah, I don't know if that's true I think we looked it up. They didn't know it's aggressive mosquitoes kill the most Water water buffalo kill a lot of people to live in close to hippo Really I forgot that we did that thing we looked it up with you know it was in the top 10 or whatever though hippos number one hippos number one. I mean as far as killing human beings mosquitoes Obviously, but I mean that doesn't look like you know they're the most aggressive out of all the animals, hippos.

More than water buffalo. Yeah, hippos kill more people. Don't get between them and the water, I guess. But whatever that means. Eat. Deer eat sometimes. Deer will eat me. Deer will eat birds that are stuck in fences.

It's weird. And bonnies, yeah. that are stuck in fences. It's weird. And Bonnie's, yeah. What does it say? Just go where it says what ammo kills more humans than any other. Mosquito number one. Snake number three.

Oh yes, snakes, that's right. Dogs. Dogs. But then when you think of bugs, I'm not thinking of some sort of actual animal. But here's the problem with this is though, where like, obviously we have more interaction with states, we have more interactions with dogs.

Yes, yes, yes, exactly. Crocodiles and hippos, 500, crocodile's a thousand fuck. That's a lot. Crocodiles are so fucking scary. Cause they're just ambush predators. Mosquitoes though, real problem. You don't, you see how fast when that cheetah got taken

by that crocodile? Yeah. I mean, it's so fast that if a cheetah isn't getting out of the way, you ain't getting out of the way. Oh god, no. Just show me. How the fuck are freshwater snails killing people? I think they carry some kind of a weird disease.

Cause you gotta eat them? Yeah. Squirtle teeth make. Who's eating? Wait, freshwater snails killed 20,000 people a year to if I die by fresh water snail just tell my Die by shark. Yeah So you spend it is posted this again. Yeah, I'll just play for it It's a memory of this girl who not the scroll on seven seconds

What is it? It's a memory of this girl who knocked the scroll on seven seconds. Oh yeah. Lion versus Lion in his own way. Seven seconds? Seven seconds. Yeah. It's just right out of the gate, she goes out of it. Is this quickly?

That just... Why isn't that girl fighting back? She cut stunger early. It was Lion versus Lion in his own way. It was Lion in his own way. It was Lion in his own way. It was Lion in his own way. It was Lion in his own way.

It was Lion in his own way. It was Lion in his own way. It was Lion in his own way. It was Lion in his own way. It was Lion in his own way. It is over one of the quickest knockouts and women's boxing history and in boxing history period It was like you didn't know she was damn her controller wasn't even put It's like so and drop the controller. Oh, give me a second I'm going to be a subscriber to Yahoo! It's USA Today. I can't do free. I mean, I didn't memorize it. You couldn't find anywhere else. This is the word the article came from.

Weird, I don't subscribe to. And why is it on USA Today? I don't watch I click on it I even tried signing up, but I got to pay 49 and a month weird Sanjay Samchan. That's a shame. Yeah All right, what else you get? That's not gonna work then you had it man Perfection hard, but it makes sense where the perfectionist nature bodybuilding you're just talking about how many guys Eating disorder just more of you from like trying to get in shape. How they get like eating.

Yeah, eating disorder. That makes sense. And then my favorite is the term they had, it's called big homorphia where you like even like that body building. You can't get big enough. Guys who are big, you just stay on your cell phone, Brian. No, I'm trying to find guys who are like real big.

Like it's never enough. Yeah. So they become addicted to the gym. It's called I think big homorph's never enough. So they become addicted to the gym. I think big ol' Morgfee. Yeah, because like even like Phil Heath looking the mirror, I'm like, fuck man, so small. It's like, and it's just a form of dysmorphia. Bigorexia, that's what's called.

I love that name. Bigorexia. We should have a club called Bigorexia. Constantine about building muscle on your body. Yeah, nothing's good enough. Oh, it's any sort of gen. It's weird, huh? It's any kind of race here.

Oh my God. I was talking about it with Mark Harley. I sent him this article. He's like, yeah, I think a lot of it comes from two. It's like, because Mark's around my age is like, we grew up, our heroes were like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone. Like, that was the epitome of health, like those jack big guys.

So like every guy thought that's what you have to look like, and like Kerry's over and even done now. You said Arnold's son is freaking, have you seen his son lately? You know, the one that he had sex with the name of. He's jacked. He looks like his dad is jeans. His same face, his tan, his neck skin, his big chaps like his dad dad jeans. Yeah, he's same face. He's tan because Mexican He's the big chance like his dad bring him up Chinese jack. Who is it? Arnold's

No, so I'm gonna look at Brian's gonna do Brian's first. I just want to see this guy who's he is a stud who's who's such an This is hilarious though these memes the robins Yeah, this fucking dude. We were talking about Stuzz dime pieces and guys who can do shit watch Hold on where is there's there's one where he does I think it's that one wait this one and might be or it's He's doing some crazy shit now Now he's like fucking just bring up a b-boy

No, he does some crazy that shit Venice Yeah, I've seen this before there was one thing go go there that to go down Bring the video right there. We'll see you're on the right. No, I'm right on the right. You fuck. Oh, right there. What's this dude? Let's just motherfucker Watch this Wait, wait, come on come on Alright you fuck oh right there watch this dude watch this motherfucker watch this Wait, come on come on That is very high. Yeah, that's all good, but he does some crazy What else you got you want me to look up?

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, damn it. You start by getting all come here screeching whole dude and brown. Oh, boy, I just forget it. I like how bright he's good. No, he's doing push ups. No, sweet, he's doing it. Is this him right here? That's him, dude.

Look just like his dad. Just like his dad. That's the famous picture. Oh, look at that handsome guy. Pro Joe too. Handsome dude. dad. That's the famous picture. Oh, look at that handsome guy pro Joe to handsome dude Look at him on the fucking horse. She has the white shoulders like his dad Yeah He's starting to look like his papa, huh?

Isn't it it'd be weird if you cuz he has his his his his sons with his Why made Patrick Schwarzenegger? Yeah, yeah he's like you know kind of a beta male like Skinny actor time. Yeah, when your dad's Arnold fucking And then your dad has sex with the maid and fucking boom and that's what he's just free how crazy look at Dad, yeah, he got his dad's fucking genetics. That's fucking crazy. He looks just like him. In that dope. He looks natural too.

He's the fucking thing. I think that's natural. That looks natural to me. I mean, you've seen Arnold at 16 or 14 when he's natural. He looks like that. Yeah, he looks natural. He's getting there, man. Damn.

That's crazy. That was dad is just like, hey dude, this is what I Damn. That was crazy. That was just like, hey dude, this is what I did. Here you go. Goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo How old is he? He's young man. Yeah. Early 20s I'd say? Oh he's a spitting image of his dad. Yeah. It'd be hard to hide. You want to tell me something?

I mean, he was only 23. He was going to come out. Yeah. You know. And then you look at the Patrick's words then. It's like, I know. Patrick looks more like his mom. Well, Patrick's Patrick's.

Patrick's. He's a big, bigger kid. It's just tough when your dad's like. Oh, there. Okay, that's, he's a bigger kid. He's a bigger kid. It's just tough when your dad's a bigger kid. Oh, there, okay, that's, he's a stud. Stuff when your dad's on a swar say, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's a lot, that's a lot, that's a little.

That kids a look, and then your half Mexican brother is Jack City, 23. But he looks pretty jacked. He's pretty, he's pretty, he's pretty jacked. Yeah. He's a shape of his shape. But good, good look. He's a shape, he's a shape.

Like he doesn't have any spots. He shred it. No, yeah, he's not a big deal. That's all he looks like but he's in shape. He's in shape. He doesn't have any thought. He shredded. No, yeah, he's not bad. That's all he looks like. He's tall. Is Arnold pretty tall? Uh, six one. Six one.

Little six one. Alright. And you know, not bad. Not bad. Good. And what's Arnold's Mexican kid's name? Joseph Dana. When I heard that rumor, I remember I was like,

it was during the great Davis recall. And I was like, bull shit, this is such bull shit. They call this stuff as a bull. He would never get his maid pregnant and then be running further. This makes any sense. Boom. Well, think he got kids.

They go get it. Is that Gina Kronk? No, that's fine. Hannah Van Van. Who's there? Alright. Close enough. That's a giant catfish.

I just saw some breaking sides when I see it. Well, there's a rumor. I'd like to get your, your, your, your cake on this rumor. When is it, it says it's November? To be determined, official date and venue. YouTube has. I got, I have a, I have, did you hear this rumor about Jake Paul who in my fight?

Connor Anderson Silva? No, no, Logan Paul's in fight. I'm sorry, that's right, Matt. Logan Paul. Yeah, interesting. What do you think of that? Good fight. Good fight.

People watch for sure. The kids make money. I think Aniston is gonna destroy him. I mean, I shouldn't just beat the show real Caesar chavez junior. He's a real boxer. Oh, we did yeah So tough fight for a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you said at least depending what the reason I didn't know that he just beat the shit out I know I like kids beat is a real box. Yeah, beat his ass. Wow, how many rounds? 12 rounds. Jesus Christ.

I did not know that. Wow. And that was in Shabbos hometown. So the square card should be? How old is Mr. Silva? 42, 43? I told Logan if he's going to fight fight Anderson make sure there's drug testing 46

Well, I feel like at 46 you be allowed to take a little something something don't you? So I guess a 23 year old can Logan take something then now cuz he's 23. Oh, no, you can't have one guy Yes, you can It won't work. Okay, so one guy's 23 years older hold is Logan Paul 25 25, okay, so one guy's 23 years older. Hold his Logan Paul. 25? Okay, so one guy's 21 years older. So don't fight.

No, hold on. So he's just bringing himself in. Silver should be allowed in. He's bringing his levels up to where, you know, not even where Logan's are. But Silver's been fighting forever. He's newer to the fight stand. I understand, but 46. Probably. Silver's been fighting forever. He's newer to the fight. I understand, but 46.

I'm not talking about the fight. Probably. Probably similar. Yeah, both around six, two, six, three. You know what I'm saying? No, I don't. So all sports should do that. When you're fighting somebody who's 46 and it's an exhibition,

I have no problem. But then if you need that to compete, then your price shouldn't be fighting. Those are the rules. Because you can't create exemptions for guys with low test us drone. You're open up the floodgates I think if it's a if it's for something like this, I think it'd be fine For instance, Silva I do but Logan can't touch it. Uh-uh. That's stupid. Well, he doesn't need it Think about it. He's 25. Okay, it's the prime of his life.

It's a harmony, right? Okay, so let's play this game, Brian. So let's say Logan gets tested, even though he's 25 years old. His testosterone level is 400. So answering and taking stuff to get to what level is okay with you. Well, I don't think Logan would be 400. But you have no idea. 25.

Hold on. You have 700. You have no idea. You have no idea. 25 hold on. You have 700. You have no idea. You have no clue where to. So let's say, but let's say his level was 400. Well, he'd have abnormally low. No, that would be normal. No, the levels 300 to 1000.

I think typical 25 rule like that is got to have higher testosterone. So you're assuming a high testosterone, but neither is no. So let's say that 400, though, I don't think. I don't think normal level. Right. No, I know you you don't think dude. Yeah, let's say it is 400 right and Amos Civilian go to 500 yes, but Logan has stayed 400 100% Oh, why very simply because there is something called age Reaction time and that's why you all those that's why you retire Well, because what's the first thing to go? He has retired. This is an exhibition. He hasn't retired

This is an exhibition that hasn't retired Brian. He's still but this is a boxing match He has mostly an MMA fighter. This is a boxing match. Hold on. She's gonna be fun to watch hold on Goat wrote Logan is not a professional hold on hold on hold on hold on. It's not an exhibition He fought who your sees a chavis for 12 rounds of professional bow. Yeah exhibition. He fought who learcees or shavis for 12 rounds of professional battle. Yeah. Okay. But this is still what we consider a an exhibition round of fight technically, right? Because Logan's not a professional. I mean, I don't think it would get sanctioned. Would it or I guess it has to be if it's I know that would have to be actually have to be eight rounds. Right. But it would be weird to say you can. I just think when you I just think when you are

25 and you're finding a 46 year old, there is a huge difference when it comes to you know age right so I'll be yeah, but I still want to see them fight because you see you have a great you have a great one You would never have Anderson's silver fight. I'm in his prime doesn't make any sense But now I'm a little intrigued now because Anderson is a holder. He's 46. I'm intrigued You fall maybe and I'm fighting a young really athletic kid who can hit hard and it's not a bad boxer and very good athlete, right? But no, I'm like, I'm like,

but no commissions can go, this guy can take stuff, this guy can't, no matter what the age is. Yeah, I think though, what I, what I, to be really honest with you. Because for, so for TJ's 35, Corey's 26. Right. Their testosterone's be different.

It would be, TJ, well that, you can testosterone is different. It would go TJ. You can't take stuff. That's a professional fight. What I would say, what I think what I'm saying here is that I want to see this fight and I want to see the best 46 year old Aniston Silva against Jake Paul. But to make it even. But to make it even. So, Boone Paul has no experience, right?

Yeah. He's never won a boxing match. He's O and two and one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, to make it competitive, wouldn't you just say, do, both you do whatever you want? So, for Logan to make up for no technique, no experience, can't he do steroids? Sure, I mean, he could.

I don't know if he would need it. It wouldn't hurt him. Here's what I think I'm actually saying. For answering, compete, you want him to do TIT. I'm worried that, let me be diplomatic. I feel like I wouldn't be surprised at Mr. Silva at his later age has been already doing some things. Well, he's very tested positive, right?

Yeah. And so, I wonder what happens to a 46 year old body when you are off that stuff. He's not gonna write what's that? He's definitely not gonna be able to do it. You can't. He looks like a phenomenal guy. I gotta see that fight. I can't believe you didn't see it. I didn't see it. I can't believe I didn't even know about it. Just by a month ago. Fuck. I just think you should cause if you're if you're gonna say all right, whatever we're gonna turn a blind eye, I think both guys should be able to do what the fuck they want. Just looking at how the experience, the technique,

is like, he's at such a disadvantage, right? Okay, I agree. So here's my question. I have no problem with that. You know why? I'm not so sure how it's gonna be. How do it's would help them? I mean, I don't know if they're gonna hurt them.

I mean, they hurt them. It becomes an shredded. Yeah, but you think it would help them? Yes, it would help. In what sense though, you just like power, quickness, speed, recovery, special recovery. I just think if you're gonna say, this guy can know me, you gotta let both of them do it.

Just Logan's at a huge disadvantage. And then he's saying now, not only you not have the experience, but now fight a Anderson Silva who we're gonna let do all the steroids and Logan's like what the fuck he's already like he's I think the odds have Logan kind of favorite in that fight already that's how that's how I risk to me but to your point I need to know if is like is it eight rounds is it four rounds is six rounds how serious is it yeah you know right I admire Logan for taking that fight.

How do you know that admire him? That's a tough gig. That's a tough gig dude. That's a tough fight. Yeah. How about Woodley or not Woodley, Jake Paul in the talks of Connor heating up. So what is he not?

So she now, like, because think about Connor. So what fights are left for him? The Navy DS fight was never going away. That's always going to sell two million pay reviews. Yeah outside that Who's the big money fight? I don't want to see him fight Jake Paul. No Jake Paul. Yeah, I won't see him fight No, where you get Jake Paul Jake fight. Mm-hmm, but that only happens if Jake beats Woodley Mm-hmm. If Jake loses that all this stops you think think all this stuff. Yeah, all the All the dogs him out all this all goes like they all right. We saw it. We're done. It all stops

Not a pressure on Jake. Yeah, again. I admire that I admire that he's Gone easy fight no, I admire these motherfuckers me too. They have a work ethic They they do and they're both good athletes. And they are, say what you will, they're so good at fucking getting that. If J.B. Tweedley, I mean, now you're cooking with fire. If you beat Tweedley, like, will these legit fucking fighters? Yes he is. And a little crazy athlete.

Now if you beat Tweedley, I bet you're gonna get the counter-grigger fight. J.G. vs. Conner. Is there a weight class of those guys fighting that? Are they fighting at 185? You have to do something weird. I thought it was 190 or 180. Because I don't think Woodley has any problem being 185. No.

But he's five, he's nine. He did as Jake, Jake's not a smoker. No, fake. He probably walks around a what, Jake? We'll be on 190, so both kind of. That's easy for both of them to make. Yeah. If Conor and Jake fight, what do you think they'd be fighting at? Becausenors what one one one? Oh, he's one. I don't think he fights

I don't think I don't I think Connor doesn't weigh more than 170 right? No, I agree But I but for that, you know, Connors gonna have to give up something for to get cuz Jake Yeah, it's crazy. We're saying this Jake's the draw Well, he has a loss Connors come on Conner's one one fighting five years Conner's always gonna be a draw though. Oh, but I'm just saying in this state like if Jake were to start Woodley then it's Jake's it'll be like we're fine I won't do Conner's like I don't wait when he's like then I'm not fighting you so there's so he's that there's no way Jake's And take the fight cut down to 170 that's impossible for him

So I think he just fights in his way. It's gonna be like Logan Floyd. Well, there's gonna be like, yeah. And Connor will probably have his hands full, yeah? I don't know. I don't know, dude. I don't know. It's such a weird world. Yeah, probably.

I don't know. It's a weird world. But again, it all stops August 26th, 27th, when Jake and Woodley fight. If Woodley man handles Jake, all this goes away. All this goes away. There's no, like,

because then you can't have Connor and Jake fight, because you know, Jake just said this. When is this fight? I'm sorry. When is this fight? August 26th or 27th on Showtime. Do you have any insight on your boy? Deontay Walder. 29th and anything different. Yeah, he's a cold new camp. Every new camp. Focused. on your boy, um, uh, Deontay Walder. 29.

29. And he's different. Yeah, he's a cold new camp. Every camp focused. Focused. I would not bet against them. You would not bet against them. Oh, really? What for Tyson?

How does he solve the fact that Tyson figured out he couldn't find on his back foot? We'll see. That's it, but that's what he's been training for. Yeah. It's a good fight. It's hungry and he's a real man. Crares on the line. I would not bet on that fight. Really? Wow. What's that fight? Not

talked to over. He got push because of COVID. They're one in one in there, right? Technically, but yeah, most people thought furious one the first one too. They think they're two in L, but yeah, they run it for a third time. Yeah, the first one when the fact that furie got knocked down toward the end there, you know, I had, I like, I wasn it for a third time. Yeah, the first one, when the fact that Fury got knocked down toward the end there, I was mad at the draw. No, I liked yours. Yeah. Is that it, Jen? That's pretty much it.

All right, we hit it here first. Let them do steroids. Come see me and... You on the road this weekend, be? I'm on the road this weekend. I'm at the Ontario improv this weekend I'm starting to stay Friday Saturday. I'll be here You're gonna do show you have staying up there. No, no, no, I'll drive the three hours down to the inland empire

Before if there's traffic could be for my friend now. I got I got the test law put it in self-drive still I got San Diego, California American comedy club one night August 4th. I got Houston, Texas, in Rob August 19, 2021 I got Buffalo, New York, Helium September 9th and 11th. Yep, and then Denver, Colorado comedy works Probably my favorite club in the country almost everyone talks to highly September 23, 24, 25 That one's legit like when people you know how people tell you like cap cities? No, no, no, cap cities not shit. The comedy works in real deal. Oh, that's what I hear. So maybe this thing you get to the point.

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Tampa's great. I love Tampa. I mean, you got to love all of it, man. Florida's always. Uh, Shpon Eye with David Lucas this Thursday Friday Saturday. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun. Comedy Club, Tacoma Washington, July 29, 31st. Kyle will be there with his mustache and his weird flavor saver. North Carolina, August 19th through August 21st. Then La Jolla, Comedy Store, La Jolla, California. It's two shows Friday, August 27th. And then one shows Sunday right now, August 29th.

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And August and September, I'm doing that San Antonio one. And then, but yeah, October, hold on, what does Tampa say? October 9th through the, I don't know, October 7th through the 9th, I'll be in Tampa, Florida, size splitters in October 28th through the 30th, I'll be in Washington DC. Oh, then later in November, Tacoma, doing a one night or there, November 17th,

and then a one nighter in Spokane, November 18th. Well, I can't skip that. One nighter in Spokane, I like your style. Yeah, fun, man. Well, you jump around a little bit there. One nighter and spoke, how I like your style. Yeah, fun, man. All right, kids, tickets for all three of us at F-A-D-K-Z.com. New vlog for Think Boy is up right now. You can see my car, go through the transformation,

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