The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 716: Free Pass Wednesday

Episode Date: August 4, 2021

The guys measure each others heights on-air and talk Nobu, Formula 1, Britney Spears' odd posts, female extreme athletes, Megan Thee Stallion's sign language interpreter, a passenger taped to a Frontier airlines plane seat by flight attendants and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

few housekeeping out for your kids, a fight companion, all new fight companion, Calabas fight companion this Saturday, 7pm Pacific live on YouTube and Twitch. You can watch it on the Thick Boy YouTube channel or Twitch. And I'll have that information for you Twitch viewers, especially guests is TJ Dillishall for UFC 2, 6, 5. They sell camel milk there. Okay, camel milk. That's great. That's great. 32 dollars. I don't know if they do do it's frozen sometimes sometimes you got nowhere to

get no way to look frozen it's in a thing like this why would you buy that if he's wanted across the position first I'm gonna everyone yeah it was my first time going next door no no that's the one next door one by the growth okay that's like the original one oh it is yeah Erwin's whole foods on steroids No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That one's like I got last time You know it's the one place where like remember I bought it last news So it's like it's adding you know and because the thing I got I got I got it's not like I got it No, but I'm like is it like really dope food or something? It's great. I'll tell you where they're there. You're not getting out of And I didn't even have wine

Felix which is one of the best restaurants, period, but overrated. Well, well, with four people, you're spending some money. For certain restaurants, you know, it's good. It's good. For me, if you want pasta, to me, it's one of the best. Well, everyone talks about that no boo. Is that everyone does that? No, are you from, are you from fucking dub with it's unbelievable? I

Guess you know Johnny plays a piano he sings dude you know that watch other than unbelievable Titan I mean for my money, bro. I mean between these fucking two men my money bro I mean between these fucking two men you guys can't even hit you're fucking the baby you're fucking press-hilton This is nice. No boo. No boo. No boo. Shane. The guy. The world famous. You're talking about the sushi restaurant. Fucking Robert De Niro brought over here. That one. Now by the way,

De Niro brought that over. Yeah. Now I've taken four people out to din din there, where people were like, I'll get one. We'll get another one of those white fish. And let's get that caviar thing with the thing. That's how you roll.

And I'm just hanging out. No, we don't roll like this. No, we don't. Iiar thing with the thing I know I'm picking up the tag because it's my turn and I'm just going oh more that cool you guys super stuff on this stuff good good for people you're yeah 800 bucks a hundred bucks well the problem is we got we got ourselves a little problem we got ourselves a little problems. We got ourselves a little Wine too. They were they were worrying that that's like it's a They polished the rice kernel 17 times. We'll get that one the foods fantastic. Yeah, it's it's you're always taking people to dinner Bro, to it's all he does yeah, it's a great it's a $1,200 big go home. What the fuck? $1,200 nuts. Well, when I was like their main thing which fish though, you know, it's a fishy

I can go there by fucking one it's taken I think I couldn't go there if I fucking wanted to then. You just stuck this. You just want to date night. Eventually you want to date night. You don't go cry. I will take my girlfriend. I don't take my girlfriend. I go there with my girl right

and they said it's all up. I knew it was gonna be prams cause fucking bono from YouTube's next to us. Like this. I don't need, I don't need to see the beach. This is gonna be insane. And then she goes, do you like socky?

I'm like, hmm, chardon. She she goes do you like socky? I'm like Should all she goes I feel like sock you then I'm like Okay, get you sucky, and then the guy goes do you just want like a shot? She is are you gonna have some of you? I might have a sip she goes well do the bottle There we go. That's a car payment. Yeah, it's a car payment. It's got the shock you It's like a car payment. It's normal. It's like fucking insane. You go in there, I was there walking and, well, Victoria Beckham and David Beckham

and his entire one of his relative. That's his relative. It's a terrible, beautiful family. That's right. I mean, hey, if there's famous restaurants or so, it's like top five. Like, if you got just a common person, it's a noble. You know the Lakers? You've heard of the Lakers. It's Kanye's favorite restaurant.

It's one of his favorite restaurants. Oh, it is. Oh, yeah. Fuck it. You know who the Pete Davidson story went to dinner with Kanye? And you know, there's like Kanye kidcadi. It's like a group of like 12 people. And Pete's like, I got it.

And Kanye was like, he just, you know, he has a $1,000,000. Yeah. So he just tells the chef, just keep bringing out your top stuff. And Pete says, like, he gave the guy the card, and Connie didn't know that. And Connie is an ordinary, what Connie does. And Pete sees all this stuff coming out. He's like, oh my God.

And he's just, he was like, I can't believe people can consume this much fish. And then he sees Socky coming out. He's like, oh my God. He's like, well, I'm broke. I'm fucking broke. You're done. You're done. That's 12 god. He's like, well, I'm broke. I'm fucking broke. You're done. That's 12 people. And that's probably 70 grand.

Well, it's like when I was doing the Logan Paul Floyd fight, Showtime took all the top town out to dinner and they went to this like number one sushi place. And they put us in this back room, this meme at Barnes, where I was sitting there, Lex went, Lex was there, amigo. A little Lex. Amigo wore me, Matt Barnes, we're all sitting there. Lex went. Yeah. Lex was there. Amigo.

Amigo wore shorts. I don't do that. So I represent me. Don't wear shorts. So we go in the restaurant and the waiters like, he's like, oh, fuck. Cause they're talking. He's like, you're from Jersey. And you know, and the guys again, from Jersey, he's like, yeah.

So they're like bond, but it was just a hustle. Yeah. Of course, You know what? Put the menu down. I got this. And dude, he's bringing out duck. And I look at the guy who's paying for it. I go, you know what he's doing, right?

He goes, I know exactly what he's doing. He's like, what's on showtime? If dude? Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. I went out with the big C.A. agents one time with a friend of mine who's an actor with them.

With them. They eat different, huh? Well, they ordered wines where I, my buddy who is the actor ordered a wine, I said, but that's a, you see the price? He goes, it doesn't matter. They don't. And it doesn't matter. Well, I'm talking about a $523 bottle of wine, sir. It was, I went, that's a $500.

Was this? It was in New York City. I went, that's $ dollars for one book. Yeah We'll do we'll get two of those bottles and then we'll just keep going because we'll get everything and I'll order a Ferrari and a bag of diamonds I'll bag of diamonds and I'm gonna break all the windows because I can because somebody else is paying for it and they're super rich Some money big boy money is weird big morning does different level It doesn't appreciate things the same. Yeah, and it doesn't matter if the bill is, you know, it's just like whatever.

It doesn't matter. One last time you've been in a notebook. Been a minute, huh? It's been a minute. No, unfortunately, no, it's not true. I took my girl's family there. It's gonna run you. It's gonna run you.

And I'm picking the time. I doubt I'll ever take my girl there. Ah, you should though. You will. For just you two and you guys When it crazy it's not that you know, it's a nice day You got the you got the see you got the see you're looking at the see lunches gate Get all the day Go for a walk Take her for a hike. I got a week in a Monday afternoon

Nobody's there and just go go for lunch. Oh, good. Give me a reservation in up. I'll take it Yeah, I'll make a call you can make a call actually can oh I got a couple friends like that. I got a couple friends. Oh, I'll let you know when not yet Yeah, be a nice little date night for yeah date night for you Yeah, not a not a lunch don't go Is that gay? I'm gonna shake check for lunch Lunch take a step and express lunch. No move You know, pink's not a bad color for you because you got a pink hue to the face.

Oh, I do a little pinkie. You got, you got, you got, you got, you have way more pink in your, in your skin than I ever gave you credit for. You think? You got a bit of, well, no pink, maybe the shirt brings it out. Like you can't be like, Christians color where pink.

But I mean, you're shoes and your shirt blends seamlessly with your face and you're, you know, this is where you're usually a Mexican man you're a hundred percent Mexican. Correct. And now you now I'm seeing the English in you. Oh, look, it makes you look whiter. Yeah.

Oh, where it is. Yeah. We're up in the shirt. The race is down in your seat. It says it makes them look more white. He's one of the problems. So he wears more pink. He looks more white.

Correct. Correct. Your boy, your boy, Newsom, getting recalled. How about that? This is an article. Here, you hear what he's doing though? He's pulling the old Democratic move. Get a male and ball, it's only.

Yeah, that's right. That's right. It's going to be interesting. Yeah. But he's got, he's nervous. Oh he's nervous. And you know they spent 20 to one more compared to the Republicans on advertising.

So you can get reports. But does it, people are like, who wants to TV? Yeah, because Hispanics who are like, you know what? 54% of them I think are like, we vote in favor of the recall. The thing about this guy is that he's always had political ambitions. He looks like a president. He does, he looks like, if think are like, we vote in favor of the recall. The thing about this guy is that he's always had political ambitions. He looks like a president.

He does. He looks like, if you have to, six, four, you have to have like, out of a lab, create a politician that's what they look like. You've drawn a cartoon or if you're book in a show on showtime about fucking politician with you. That's right. That's right. You know, I had a conversation with him.

We have a newsroom. Yes, we have. We have a news. Yes, we have a bunch of stuff. Yeah, well, no, so we have a phase time. He was, he was at our buddy's gym. Our good friend, I don't know, you know, Tark and and he and Sam friend and Sam friend. So, so he's to train at Tark's gym. Is this a while ago? Yeah, and he's close to Tark. I mean, they know each other and Tark slapped him the stone. and so so so uh... he he you know it's our extreme and power which he close into he's doing other ventures but you see the craziest people in that but it's including chit gavin news and and i i i was gonna get them on the podcast

and i we were talking about it and basically he said well i said with this he how long this a wild you know this is probably two years three years ago I went on that one month. Well, what we said is we said because he was gonna be the governor Yeah, you know, and I said we know he didn't really want to talk about politics And I said why don't we talk about how you convince people who are on the other side to come over to your side That was the gonna be the topic and he said he was down for that but then I never had your brother said he was killing it before People love it. Yeah California was him. Yeah, California was booming. Yeah, we were booming for the pennant.

Dude, he was on path to be the next president. People fucking loved him. 100%. He was crushing California. We had to surplify some money. He was doing, he was doing all. We still have, I guess there's a tax surplify. Still credit, right?

Yeah, it's still, he's a huge estate. Right. I mean, California's a huge state. It's a huge economy. It's like he's split up into North and South. It's so big, which makes sense. That's always- It's always been a scene, yeah.

Yeah, it's always contentious. He lives in San Fernando? Newsly? No. Newsom, I think probably lives in Sacramento a lot. Yeah, Sacramento is with that. But then he also has a place down here. Yeah.

That's where he got, where he was at the restaurant when he had shut down home. There's other restaurants. Yep. Well, no got, well, no, he that was French laundry. That's French laundry. Now, now, now, if you want to talk about, well, I'll give you some now French laundry. There's where you want to go. That's in that. That's not about it. Yeah. Now, you're not getting a reservation there. You, you, well, you're going to have to call four months, five months in advance. And you're also going to have to go in white face show this restaurant. You're also going to have to call four months, five months in advance and you're also gonna have to do a white face show me this restaurant

White yeah, cuz I don't think you gotta black. Hey, you gotta wear pink. It's called And Pelosi Thomas Keller's like but I went there now I gotta wear pink now I ordered it I was my it was my honeymoon. I went there. It's my honeymoon. I ordered a bottle of wine. The cheapest I could find, the wine was like 160 bucks and they laughed, they were like, look at the pauper, what do you want? I was like, that's 160, I'll bottle the wine.

I love it. And my bill came to $770. For two people. For two people. $770. It's a lot of no-booth. Yeah. A place can suck my cup.

This is how you make a reservation? all of them say you join weightless So, you're not going to wait way you're not going to wait in advance. Yeah, you know, you probably have to have a hookup You gotta have a hook up. Yeah, but you know I'm scared politicians You know, I'm sorry that the rigged out of you. Yeah, dude again no booze this by where you want to go It is phenomenal. I mean it to me to me that kind of shit is worth it You yeah, you're you're a foodie now. I hear I just love nap a valley. I mean, to me, to me, that kind of shit is worth it. You're a foodie now, I hear.

I just love Napa Valley, I love that area, I love Yonville. Yeah, have you been out there? Like Napa, so no, years ago. You go there and you go, oh, this is what you say, for real? You go, money buys happiness. Kind of, but then you see the white people miserable and they have money, so it's just like, yeah. Kind of just like, blin.

But you'll fall for a false god. But then you see the white people miserable and they have money. So it's kind of just like, blin. Yeah. But you'll fall for a false god. Yeah. Who do you think is gonna, is Newsom out first or is Cuomo? Right, Cuomo, right? Hey, did you see that? I would imagine. Hey, did you?

But don't be surprised if you just hold on. He might just be like, I got a stab at him. I'm not getting my face. We almost just like, wow. I'm Italian. I'm an Italian. And then she is video. She's either video-y-mountain. He goes, I grab everybody and kiss everybody by their face.

And he had a whole montage. Even literally grabbing. No. Kids to grandma's. And he's like, even homosexuals. And he's like, kissing like some gay dude. Is that right? He's like, they're saying homosexuals. He said the LGBT. There kind of is something to that, right? Where he's like kissing like some gay dude. He's like, he's like, they're saying homosexuality, he said the LGBT.

There kind of is something to that right, where he's touching people and, you know, I'm with you. Yeah, everybody gets it. Yeah, but he's like grabbing their asses. It's funny. You know the report's way, did you? Yeah, he's just like an older Italian dude.

Yeah. You know, he's different time. It was a different time. I mean, he can't do that really, but you say, yeah, he's kind of like, how a different time. I mean, you can't do that really, but you'd say, yeah. He's kind of like, how much? How Biden's hasn't first written? Go near head to how much of this is political though.

With Cuomo though, like this has been- I haven't read enough about that. Oh yeah, it's bad. And then they did like an investigation. And Biden was like, dude, if the investigation comes out and they approve and they have a bunch of witnesses, like he needs to resign. Well, the investigation comes out and they approve and they have you know a bunch of witnesses like he needs to resign. Yeah. Well the investigation came out and it's pretty bad man. Don't be surprised if he's just a drag. It comes another way.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When the Trump stuff hit, yeah. Everyone's like, a minute. I'm talking about this for a minute. Oh, yeah, when the Trump stuff hit Yeah, everyone's like he's okay, and but let's focus on Trump It's like but this guy literally killed tons of I mean, that was tons of people where he sent them back to the yeah, anyone like Oh, he put them back in the home right he put them back in the in the Kierke you know, I think to keep the numbers down and, you know. I mean, literally V-Bersen and Duke.

I tend with any politician, whether I agree with their politics or not. I tend to try to give them the benefit of the Dow. You're out of your mind, so shall I. Not only because it's so, I'm talking about it in general, I like that COVID thing. It's such a chaotic thing

and you're trying to control things that you can't foresee. He was the, remember, he was the media darling. Yeah's such a chaotic thing and you're trying to control things that you can't foresee. He was the, remember, he was the media d'arling. Yeah. And it was brother. Right, so all of a sudden, right. And then so, so, so then all of a sudden, you know,

all these people start dying. What I'm saying is that people like, he's, he killed all those people. I don't think he was trying to kill a bunch of people. I think he was trying to manage, not, I don't know what to do. But here's my, if you do do that, it's like, it must take happen,

but we can't have you as the young men. Well, politics is a liability. But you can be the great sky. Yeah, look at your fucking news, some. Newson's like, ah, shut down all the small businesses. It wasn't good. Everyone's like, no.

That would be being a touch. That to me is like, I want to create things about being a stand up comic is that, say what you will, we travel to all these different cities We perform for people that are real that work with their hands that are and then you interact with them And you realize first of all I think it's really important as a performer to truly and I think this is Rogan peels What's Rogan's secret? I think the biggest, the secret to his success is that he genuinely believes he's not better than his audience. And I feel the same way and I think you do, like I know in my

heart, I'm not smarter than the people I'm performing for. Yeah, but don't ask me about Rogan's secret is though, you know. Well, what's a secret? That what? I get people out of the bra. That was that real question. People go, why him and why him and why not other people? You hear this like what is it about him? I'm like he's just authentic as fuck. No, what's hard in all you guys? He worked harder than everybody in the show. He's so consistent.

Maybe not me, but he works harder than everybody in the room. Never misses. Never misses. Never it's not hard work. It's consistent. It's hard work too. I's consistent. It's hard work. I challenge anybody to sit down with another human being, whether it's a family member, best friend, and talk for three hours and keep it entertained. It's amazing to watch.

And never stop for a break. He's a camel. He's a camel. Although, yeah, I've seen him break a few times in a pee. I'm like, yes. Because I would see him when we would perform on the road, that dude will not eat before he performs. Like he's just very, I can't think, I gotta be empty. And then I'll be like, you do a lot of, no. A lot of athletes don't eat,

or like performers don't eat because, when you eat all the blood and energy, goes to your stomach to break down the foods. Yeah. So it's taking resources away from, yeah. I don't think I've ever felt that walking on stage. I like to stay empty. You like to stay empty?

Generally. I definitely don't want to be full. Yeah. I mean, we're like small stuff, like a couple weeks. Way before, yeah. But I won't, yeah. Yeah. Get down like that.

I saw you flip a tire. I saw you flip that tire. I saw you flip that tire. Tower work. Tower work. It was heavy, huh? Fucking 400 pounds. 40 pounds. It might be really heavy. It was heavy, huh? Fucking 400,000. 40 pounds.

It might be really heavy. I don't know. You tell me. You tell me it was not that far. Honestly, it's not that far. Holy shit. How exciting with BKFC instead of the UFC? 1000 BKFC too.

Oh, well. That's good for BKFC. That's what they need to get traction. They need more relevant fighters. Look at them. Look at them. Look at him. Strongest shit. We have us.

We have us. Try to tie her in a way of a highway. I get it now. Now I'm on a tracist. I can't. Might be 50 pounds. Come on, dude. Don't be a dick.

You're being a dick. That's way more than 50 pounds. That's for real. Take that. You're gonna give her 50 pounds. Get out of your mind. It's a tire. You're gonna give a 50 pound. Get out of your mind. It's a tire. You can't have that heavy tires.

Bro, that tire is, I love this guy goes, you posted 45 photos on Facebook under the folder Chicago improv. I'm gonna go, I'll go hide before I do social media. I wrote, I wrote, I'm gonna go hide in the pictures. I'm gonna go hide in the picture. I'm gonna hide in the picture. And that's pretty good

Hey, dude, he's done way better than that. Oh, yeah, oh, then I can How much is that tire away just look up? How much attractor fucking tire ways? Oh the different sizes, right? Give me at least 200 pounds on that no chance. There's different sizes, bruh. Give me at least 200 pounds on that note, champ. There's different sizes of those tires, but I mean, I'm tired. That's not a present for you. No, dude. It's Brian working out.

Oh, that's better. Oh, you guys could do it. You guys could do it. I'm gonna breath in that shirt, but it wasn't four to six hundred pounds. Dude! Oh shit. Dude, that's a 400 pound tire, bruh.

Give me that. You got to make that tireist. I know. I think my tire might be 400 pounds. That might have that You don't make that tires. I know My tire might be 400 pounds. They might be 600 pounds dude. It was a lot of weight It's actually a super heavy actually. I'll be honest with you Yeah, I promise you that tires not over a hundred pounds. I've been close. I promise you it is I'm sure it's not I Listen, I actually have to get on it You guys can all fuck off, yeah, now I'm pissed.

Although it's not that hard. I believe in you Brian. Trent, why don't you google this, Baba? What, Baba? How much of your tires weigh in the gym? I do, it's all monster truck tires. I was told it's a 400 pounds hard. You were told you're trained to do that?

And you're paying him. Look man, I don't need this kind of shit. Look at me. I swear on your life that tires not for it, but you can't live for it in the pound. I love you, but you can't. I can't even look for it in the back. I can't.

Track the tire flips, men's journal. Well, I do think it's very heavy, but the day it's not I'm not I'm not lifting. I'm lifting one of my lifting their 200. I think that's up for. Look, I'm just saying what Google says, dude, if you want to argue with Google, there's not a lot I can do here. But you got to argue with Google.

I mean, he's arguing with Google. I'm saying, are you a comment saying that if there's a 400 pounds higher in the highway, call me, call me and I got it. I'm trying to. If there's a 400 pounds higher in the highway call me call me and I got it Yeah, I'm trying to if there's a if you're on the highway what higher would weigh that much oh Tractors are all over the highway. I don't know what highway you're on and I'm just there in case that That's right there flip a tire now. That's a that's a strong guy. That's we don't have the same body. Do they do they have a That that Jim you were I look like he was body. Do they have a, uh, that Jim, you were, I look like he was outside. Do they have a, uh, a sled?

They don't, but I like a sled. Honestly, when we were there last time, the sled, where it has, uh, you like controls on it. Yes, so we're, uh, you've had the weight, nothing better for your legs. That's great. Yeah.

That's what you guys were pushing football. Do you, do you push a sled still? I know. Yeah, we have one at zoo But the one at zoo it's kind of badly divided that one so pushing it and pulling it you can push and pull it Yeah, yeah push down pull back, but it's like the one was like the bars and yeah, we're doing You're you're you're handsome slot receiver over there who just won he won he won the it was random. I didn't pick it Yeah, whoop, you Kyle and Johnny picked it.

Now, now you know, the deal was once we get to, so every 25,000 subscribers we fly a fan out to work out with a sit on a podcast, where I almost 50,000 hours, a little behind the wheel here. So they randomly picked this handsome gentleman. Hey, why are you so good though? Handsome kid. Moisturizer what?

Yeah, what do you do? He's 24 years old. He's a young kid. Oh, you're 24? Yeah. So that's father time hasn't touched him yet. Nope. Nope.

Yeah. Here's your future, pal. There it is right there. You guys do look similar. Not bad, right? You guys look similar. You guys look similar. You guys look similar.

You guys look similar. I had a face similar to that. A little bit angular. Angular. Yeah. Not quite, not quite me. A similar, similar build, you know, not weird. There know not no better off. How tall are you? Yeah, yeah little taller than that. I am but you know you're not you five ten let's let's do a little let's use talk You're fine between you and him

Oh you guys are Exactly Yes You want it. No, he's five to right back. You're five to five You know I'm five eleven. You guys are the exact You guys have the same bill too Where are you from? Sun did you ever Yeah, you guys are exact same height. Oh, we really oh, I'm five to you five No, you guys wish.

You're gonna get a measurement tape. You're gonna get a measurement tape. I'll say like a five. Get a measurement tape, because I think I'm five, eleven, and even taller than five, eleven. Wait. Dude, I'm a five,

I thought it was five, eleven. Every time I think I'm five, ten, I get measured, and I'm almost six feet with my shoes off. The dog gets mad at me because I keep moving. And these shoes are not, these are, these are not, hey, these are flat.

Hey, you're not six foot. There's not a chance. there's not a chance but I'm close you're not six foot five eleven you can still grow if this is your flip-flip box I'm sure you have measured probably pretty food five ten five down and they run a tight ship there everyone's all trying to cheat huh wheels together. They're a tight ship. You do it. You do it. Oh, there we go. What is that? You measure me. You measure me.

Should I take my shoes off? Yeah, sure. I'm gonna take the shoes off. I don't think the shoes really, no, they definitely matter. They do? Yeah, let's probably, inch. Now, now you get older and your spine compresses now.

Hey, you sounds like you're making excuses. Now go to where he is. Yeah, step on it. Go to where his hairs all fucked up in the back. Step on it. Don't go higher than that. On my heel, so we get a real accurate. Yeah.

Come on. Come on. It is pulled it there. Calm down. There he is. Don't push it to his head. Right. Yeah, don't push.

It didn't kiss me longer. Right there. Right there. Mark it right there. Mark it cuz me longer right there market right there market Yeah Then I'm five 11 to you say we're seven. Yeah, so we are five 11 Hey serious I've done time my shoes It's fans they're flat I don't believe in your character. Oh, that's pretty work You're five eleven

I'll again I'll surprise you. I mean What is this like an accomplishment? You're a legit six four. Yeah, you and Chappelle are most, it was almost identical. Look at his Toshi though. Look at, that's it. That's his final. It's an athletic kid. Well, you're an athletic kid.

You're an athletic guy. You're around the same. Yeah, I mean, they're at the same height. Yeah. Five of them? Yeah. I'm five of them. I'm five of them.

You're a hundred pounds heavier. It's all muscle. You're 155? No, I'm 170. Oh, I'm 173. You're 155. I'm 170. Oh 173 155 Anyway, my son then who's who's shorter between Colin? Oh, yeah, well some of these short Kings Well small My my I think Christians smaller. Oh

Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, bye-bye, Nitch. No, it's the hat. I can't tell. Do you want something to do, son, baby? No, you can tell. Yeah, really? Just a little bit. I'll take it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You and fuck me up in the fight, so you're going to look like the tired drop. Yeah, you.

You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You guys look like the higher seventh player,

the rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle. I don't think Jackie Derby. I see her first place. Come on. The career ain't it real quick. That's a business where you do a lot of drugs and suck a lot of weight. The suck of drugs and suck of shit.

Yeah, huh? How much? There's a lot of shit that goes on. And with the jockeys? So because you got horses on. The lighter you are, the lighter you are, the faster you're horse. When you're dealing with millions of dollars on the line,

like every pound counts. Every pound counts. What's like my boy, Danny Riccardo, who's a F1 driver, we're eating, he's like, I can't go to crazy. And this is off season. And I was like, really goes, well, do, think about a pound cost. I mean, for them to lose a pound on that car is millions of dollars.

He's like, so like, you eat to the, they get to stay at a certain weight. It's like 147, I think, something like that. Was I would did I tell you about the guy what's his name the number one formula one guy Was a tarantactical who was shooting and he was so good like he's the best they've ever seen He'd never shot before he looked like he been shooting his whole life Well the number one guy would be loose Hamilton that guy so that guy was yeah He was shooting a tarantactical dude. Yeah, that guy didn't get a picture with him I wasn't there. I just saw the video So that guy was a champion. Yeah, he was shooting at Terran Tactical, dude. Yeah, that guy did get a picture with him.

I wasn't there. I just saw the video. I went, I said to Terran, I go, how long has he been shooting? Because he's such an expert. And he goes, first time he's ever done it, we've never seen anything like it. But his eye, his ability to see the target is off the charts.

You go, oh, that's why you're so great. Oh, because you're such a freak. His ability to do that is like, he could see the target. Because when you see the target in your aiming, he was like, that's it. Like John Wick. He looked like John Wick you're such a freak. He's his ability to do that. It's like he could see the target. Because when you see the target in your Amy, he was like, that's it. Like John Wick. He looks like John Wick. You're the freak. That's your brother's favorite, right?

Your favorite is favorite. That's Hampton's favorite. Yeah, and then he likes Danny. He dominates. Louis Hampton, right? Yeah. Josh from Mercedes, right? Uh, yes.

Mm-hmm. I mean, he's a dime piece, too. And then Danny's with McLean.aren and whatever city goes they bring my brand new McLaren just drives but you don't watch Formula one for a guy who loves cars. I know I can't get into it But you know, I really haven't watched it Jay awake up watch like the fucking pre one on the road Who'd be up like five? I'm like two things the tour the friends like they're in fucking England. It's the pre-lens Tour fans in Formula one. I don't know what I'm looking at.

I just don't care. But I think if you watch the... Yeah, it's a McLaren P1 there. If you watch the series on Netflix, it really helps you learn and like get into the game. Yeah, I watch some of them. Because they're personalities too. Who's Hampton, not the biggest personality?

Yeah. Kind of like talking to a... It's also such a team effort. Not really. Well, I mean, as far as going to the car, but like Danny Ricardo and his teammate, you really can paint against your teammate. Because, you know, I'm saying, because there's two drivers, that driver keeps out performing you.

There's no love there. No, it's like football. Like, they asked that he's like 19 who races with Danny, other than the McLaren team, and Danny had a spout where he wasn't doing great, and he just signed to the team, it's millions and millions and millions of dollars. And they asked the young kids, are you gonna help Danny get back on track?

He was like, he's not my responsibility. I have nothing to say that guy. Oh, she did, right. Yeah, I feel like that, but when you come to football camp, even if you were starting football here before, you gotta make the like that, but when you come to football camp, even if you were starting for a year before, you got to make the team again, don't you? You're competing? I'm not if you're like a big boy. Yeah. Yeah. Not if you're a big boy, but you're still,

you're still. Yeah, for sure, but no, no, if you're a big boy, you're just being to get a longer leash. You're going to get a longer. When you tell us last time, there's like a very small percentage that make it on the. I think there's 24 in the world. Think about that. And they're like, people are trying to do it. And they started when he was like eight. He's like, he's like, I got a late start, you know, my dad's

going to say, I'm like, what? You got to be like, right? Right. And I've been born to like, Lewis Hamilton. He loved it so much, but the reason why there's not a more, like attraction to it's super expensive. It's why there's not a more attraction to it, it's super expensive, it's so expensive and a lot of kids do it. So although Lewis Hamilton has a foundation now that tries to get more people into it,

but Lewis Hamilton when he was racing, his dad had three jobs and was like, dude, I'm working my ass off. So if I'm doing this, you better fucking win. Oh, I didn't see you had all this pressure on him, so he always, always won. Because dad would like, you know, have the you haul in the trailer and drive them everywhere. It's so weird though that you would, as a father, you'd go, there are 24 slots, you're going to be one of them and I'm going to take all, I'm going to gamble everything on that. Like, that's why he made it though. I know. Because everyone else goes, that's too dumb.

But that's a weirdest thing. Like, you're going to be a race car driver. Yeah, but it's not though. That's why he made it. But when your son goes, Dad, I want to be a race car driver. What you do is you go, very cool. Let's son goes, Dad, I wanna be a race car driver. What you do is you go, very cool. Let's do our homework and someday you'll be a race car driver. And this guy went, I'll work three jobs and you'll become a race car driver. Those other people are gonna make it though. Right, because every parent's gonna say that.

Well, so that you know, like tennis, one of the things I saw about tennis, like I love tennis. And you're always like, I'd love to be a tennis pro. I saw, I went to a tournament in the South of France where I saw the satellite pros, these women who are trying to make it to Wimbledon and stuff like that. Well, sir, if you wonder why a lot of Americans don't,

like I've talked to American pros and they're like, I've got the, I've got the, I'm committing into Russians and the Serbs. You live in your van, you live in a van with your coach or your father, who's usually your father, for you're basically, you go all year round, you go to tournament to tournament to tournament and you're competing and making no money and you're training out and living out of a van.

They play tennis sports. Yeah, man. There's nothing glamour. They go deal with it or the ones that make it. Yeah. Yeah, and some don't. Some don't. Or a lot don't.

Yeah, most don't. It's like soccer when you want to be a professional soccer player. You'll go to Mm-hmm essentially these year-round summer I mean soccer camps soccer school and you still don't make it I don't know man. That's intense. Yeah, man So you pay the big bucks that's what's right? Yeah, that's right That's right what someone making like on the lower end in F1? I don't know, fast, I can't question you. If you're on one of those teams, you're falling.

You're falling. 24 and then the teams are like, Renal, Red Bull, your Sadies, Honda, I think. For R, yeah, I mean, you're talking insane. Yeah, so they're all, pretty much, they're all fucking. 24 doing good. Yeah, if you're one of 24, you're probably gonna make a lot of money. Yeah.

See, if you scroll down, chin, it says, how much do you formally drive a certain, well, that's the big boys, but look, it says, that guy's poor, he makes 684,000 here. And it probably makes fun of him. Those helmets are makes 60 million, which is, but he's the outlier, he's the Michael Jordan of that one. So the max.

And then there's one kid whose dad's just like a billionaire and owns the team and then has a son on the team. And he's not bad. I'm sure. You grow up doing it. Fun. When you can practice all the time. Having a dad as a billionaire is helpful.

Yeah. Yeah, if you want to get into that, yeah, it's the only way you can make it. Yeah. It's intense. Let's take him to your dad, if your dad's fucking Judd Apatow or fucking, fucking, you know, some big director,

and you want to be an actor, it's gonna, huh? If you, if you, if you weren't a comic, and you're doing your dream job, but if you weren't, would sports be the second thing you do having known what sports about I'm just saying in your life or would you what I'm doing sports. Yeah for sure What would you do right? I

Mean I love to be a great tennis player So hard. He's so long. I don't think so I'd ride or I'd ride or I'd like to I'd like my dream was to be a novelist Okay, okay I'd write or I'd write or I'd write or I'd like my dream was to be a novelist. Okay. Okay Come on Come on man. Great screen screenplay writer. Okay. Yeah Yeah, that's the mark you're done there. These are Sally's in 2021 and the lowest here is a guy Yuki Okay, okay This is the lowest he's 20 out of can follow our K. Okay. Here's the lowest.

He's 20 out of all these. This probably the new kid on the class. Okay. Oh, okay. 21 man. Yeah. Dude, if you're 21, that must be the

fucking life. Because you can put in order to get to where you got to get. Most of you know, these big teams private jets. You can see they're young or on Instagram. You're fucking swiping right in your Most of you know these big teams private jets Young on Instagram if I can swipe and write you knew Dixuck driving cars. Yeah champagne Yeah, why are you driving the car?

I'm not that car. No, yeah, I don't want to do it in that car. Those kids are living it takes a lot I think they practice all I think it's a pretty real bitch Yeah, have you heard what they have to do? Oh my god. They have to like dedicate and work It sounds terrible I was in South of France watching tennis and not a lot of them fucking made it I don't like that impression. I don't if my kids say space words. I say no Right Play sports I say no Right God you do do that a lot though

You like a good break down. Is that how I talk you like a good It's not a bad character. That's not it's the first time I've seen you do a good character pretty like you do you that's not bad But I don't know if I talk that way, but I do like it. Every sport. Oh my god. They have to like practice all the time. Let them be kids. They live in a van.

They live in a van by the river with their coaches, taking their dad. Is that something you want to do? You can't even take what you do either. That's fucked up. Dad, is that something you want to do? He's like, what are we doing there? It's fucked up. Everything's gonna be a character. I love your breakdowns though. It's a good character.

It's a good character. I like that character. Oh my God. Oh my God. Have you heard of these kids? They're new. It's very good. Every single thing you've been. It's almost like a'll be. I give the benefit of it out. You have any idea how much

pressure they're under? What? Am I giving the best for you? It's free past Wednesday. I'm giving it's free past Wednesday. It's free past Wednesday. is a And I'm super oh my god. Oh my god. I mean I can't see even ball dishes. I can't see his very top Then if you want a pocket you have to sit you have to talk all the time. It's insane They do a lot of talk. You know so nice me. How do you do it? I don't don't do it It's a very good character Don't do it. It's a very good character. Don't do it. Unless you're ready.

It's not have fun. That's pretty damn good. Sorry. Let's take a little break from the shenanigan with the boys because 2021 is here and you know what? It is also here mental health. It's finally a thing. Thank God.

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We need to go and send them to the bench, Jen. Yeah, I'll do hers after these or her, like her. Jen, first week. Yes. How you been? Been good. Let me ask you this. Yes.

I've sent you up with two trainers now. DOS, have you called any of them? Have you done any extra stuff? You see a box right there? And you see this? Unit. I've been busy. Oh? You see a box right there? And you see this? You didn't? I've been busy. Oh, I've been busy.

Wait a minute, what did you say? See a box right there? Yeah. There's a whole bunch of gear in there that we bought that I'm setting up. That's an interesting excuse to see what you just is. You go, have you done any exercise? See a box right there?

And then there's that over here. You just find like that, you pointed two different directions. You can pull them two different directions. I'll pull that stuff up here. You got gear Yeah, so obviously you have no time doing anything else All right, well, so I guess you've got you got to set up gear so you don't have time to work out. Yeah, once this is all set up and good to go. And she did, I know you're gonna do it. You just wanna do, I feel like you're gonna do it.

Yep, I'm gonna kill this guy. Have you ever been to the gym? Pfft. That's kinda, what you're talking about. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that guy. Get out of here, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that, man.

I haven't, I haven't, I haven't told anyone. You've got twin brother, handsome kids. He's, wait, he's willing to train you for free. He's a huge fan of the show. I know, he doesn't even fucking his hands. I haven't called anyone. He's got twin brother, handsome kids. He's willing to train you for free. He's a huge fan of the show. I know. He doesn't even fuck if he's handsome. See, I do. I enjoy looking at a handsome guy.

Is it bad that if someone's a fan of the show, I just feel a little bit less inclined to work with them? I know, I just, just for whatever reason I just feel that way. Apparently, to this insanely hot shirt, I'm actually, it is weird. Yeah, it's not bad, aren't they? It's just kind of like, I'm a little more, you know,

like, I'm glad. Yeah, but he's super a little more hesitant He's cool. I as you guys say that is just handsome man sitting there A lot of handsome people in there. He's gonna secure your hips. He will take it He will carry up some rubby down in oil So this is Britney Spears. Yeah, this just she was at two a.m. I decided to take a bath I got a new scented lotion. Oh, okay, who gives a fuck?

There's a lot of sleep better. Okay. Went to the bathroom and looked at my leftover coffee from early in the morning and said, gross, but didn't throw it away. And then I looked for my face wash. We couldn't find it anywhere. I was caught up in my head looking for it

for about 15 minutes guys. And then realized it's probably in the other bathroom. So I live in a mansion. Then I went to leave the door and it was locked. Can you believe this? I thought, okay, what's a bathroom? I can't open the damn door. No, the lock was stuck, everybody.

I got locked in the fucking bathroom. My boyfriend was sleeping, even if there are earthquakes, he doesn't wake up real problem. I screamed, hey, come open this stupid door. Silence, the fourth time he gets up and says, what's wrong? I said, I'm in here, I can't get out silly. He tried to do his thing to open the door with a pen.

So I got my phone, tall security, she told them to open the door. 50 minutes went by, this is so long. 50 minutes went by, we have to finish it. 50 minutes went by and they finally said they'd sent someone up to open the door. Fifty minutes went by, this is so long. Fifty minutes went by, we have finished it. Fifty minutes went by and they finally said they'd sent someone up to open the door. Ten minutes later, hello, is anybody there? Then they told me ten more minutes, clean the bathroom and thought about taking a shower or something. But then I saw it, the door, I just looked at it for the first

time with a yearning of just wanting it to open. Would my eyes trick me and make it open, that happened faster? My eyes widened the doors more clear more vast it's it was clear to him brightness please open the door we're here they said this is the worst possible time I asked how long would it take open and they said oh maybe 10 minutes the old coffee I'd left over from the morning was there I start feeling groggy so I drank it everybody. I was re-energized to start speaking again. Are you guys there? Yes we are. They said, stand back. We're going to open the door. It opened. It finally opened. And Miley Saras said, they freed Brittany

for real. Holy fuck. What? Yeah, but there's a theory on this. Yeah. So you know about this post. Okay. Oh, wait. It was the thing? That was that her father who has stewardship is posting shit to make her look crazy. Oh, so that the judge will then go, she's not that makes sense because this sounds like something crazy. Yes. She got her bra off in one of the. Yeah. So her father, her father is actually controlling her Instagram. I've heard that, yeah. But her father posted this. Her father sounds like a bad guy. Her dad's a get your tits out. I mean, her dad posted that.

I don't know. I don't know. But that's the theory. She might not be doing well. She's not allowed to see her own children. Is that correct? Or is she as she is? I feel these are being posted.

She's not a bad person. Oh, yeah, someone said. How the fuck did her dad do that? You feel like we obviously don't know the whole story, but you do feel bad for him. Like if she really wants help, she's a grown fucking woman, man. Like give her money,

let her, her conservatorship, is her father is controlling her life. So you would go crazy. How is this guy able to control her life like that? That's what's crazy, because this is why. But, but you know, is this, you know is

That making crazy she said it's on her though. Is that making her crazy though? The whole thing is weird the whole thing that she's with the pig that she's with the drink But it's all like it's all like weird like look at her you're taking a mother's You know mother away from her children Right, she's not able to she doesn't live with her children. She doesn't see her children She has some views on some visitation rights, but not like husband has to be there Right, so that's fucked up. Yeah, that that will fuck you up. Yeah forever Well, that's what you know all crazy is cuz she can see her kids. I would go crazy. Yeah, I would go crazy

That'd be way worse than that. Yeah, so, and then your father has control of everything you do. Real pure mind. And then they're forcing to work and she was like, I'm fucked out, I'm not working with this. He didn't come around to her life until she was like, I'm in her life. Bad guy. Yeah.

That's what she was like. Bad guy. Bad guy. Terrible person. Yeah, and the judge has given this guy control over her life. I don't know much about this. I feel like we're not here in this. Have you crazy.

I've been watching the documentary. Not minors, kind of fucking. Have you seen it, Jen? No. No, I watched some of it. She went crazy over this paparazzi shit all the time. The paparazzi and then also she have visitation over kids. I mean, you watch it like Jesus Christ isn't a good person.

This is a good person. You are all telling me that some of those celebrities set it up to where the paparazzi do show up. She wasn't, but it may be her. Probably I'd probably have her sisters. You can't have heard of some leech in her entourage. Set it up to where the paparazzi do show up like she wasn't but it may be her Some leech in her on trot's like hey Brittany's at no boo She being that she was in a gas station you can't boy and they were just like you can't Right at the back to go crazy. Don't wait. You shouldn't take a shit. You would go crazy I would go crazy. I'm gonna take a shit. You can't see your pair of kids and we're gonna be with a camera in your face

And we're gonna control all your money. I go crazy. I go crazy. Oh yeah. You just feel bad for him. Yes. Yeah. Why is this judge? I'd like to hear the whole story though.

This is judge doing that. That's what I was saying. That's what makes me like, I want them to free, hashtag free Brittany all day, but also I need more of the facts, like because we just see this one side, right? And it makes the father seem like such an asshole before a judge to grant him all that

Conservative show you to yeah something's going on here something also knows the ex-husband that like Kevin Federland Like you don't see him talking. I just don't know what's going on though It just doesn't make any sense if she's a danger to herself. We have a whole story. Yeah, we'll have the whole story though But she's yeah, it's a shame There's there's another that's worse post. I've ever seen in my life. I think it is pretty crazy All right, so some people are saying that's also kind of a it's probably a metaphor for her conservatorship and who we're her life right now You know the doors locked she can't do anything, but she wants it to be open someone helps her That's something like that. That's like one of the theories bad coffee. That makes sense

Free her Human That makes sense. Still got the back off. You'll get the tips. Free her off. You're a human being. You see her kids, am I right? No, her, hey, don't touch my, I don't feel comfortable with that. I mean, you're not hard at this to be Brittany. Oh my God, can you imagine being her? It's true, though. It's true. It would be a beast.

Being a kid and have fine time to work out and being Brittany. Right on the heart. Her kids are in their teens, right? Yeah, I saw them. It's so. It would be a beast. Being a kid and have fine time to work out and being Brittany. Random, hard. Our kids are in their teens, right? Yeah, I saw them. It's so nice about that. Yeah, that whole thing is a fucking buzz. She really really gets a watch that grows. You lost your children.

Yeah. So as somebody with children, it's fucking nightmare. Nightmare. I'm so crazy. Yeah. And she'll tell, it's usually like the people that aren't that famous,

that hire those people. I've seen that happen before too. like the people that aren't that famous, that hire those people. I've seen that happen before too. It's people that want to be famous and then, you know, hire people. Yeah, like you see, I want to mention that. So like everybody's like looking. Yeah, I want to mention it. But there's some pretty girls out there who don't really have a skill and then you'll see them, like the show up on there like Yahoo or Google feed.

It's like, oh, this person was out at Nobu, last Saturday. Yeah. All right, you get the push. They're paying an insane amount of money for that post and the picture. I've seen it happen at Crossroads, Pops show. Every time you've got a story about a comic,

you would know I get off, I get a LAX coming back from the road. And I know some of the TMZ guys, because you know, they hang around. They're like, hang around okay, Brian. Hey, what's up? Man, how you doing? Who you waiting for and he goes like this? He goes Well, I go out he goes and he says the name you guys He pays he's paid to come jail and he's not nothing's happened for him And I was just like that. It's don't tell me that I'm so sad and embarrassed by this

It's like that along Kim Polly, where's best friend hired the team, that it's Kim and Hart, he's the boom-ite guy. He hired a team to do a e-true Hollywood story on it. And then he's like, I hired these guys, man. We're hoping they pick it up. That's what I have in my mind. He's like, what?

It's like you hired a TMZ guy. Why don't I just go throw it? But then you know things aren't going well. I was just rocking, coming back from a L.A. Action TMZ gets in his face and the guy goes, hey man Joe What do you think of such and such fatali? Shifshenko could he I mean whatever fatali or whatever could he fight?

Could he fight John Jones? You know, and Rogan's all he goes he goes now he goes You know, what's his name? Who ties him for a beat? One of the great Clitchco, the tie Clitchco, and he goes, he's not gonna beat him in boxing. And the guy goes, you don't think so?

What do you think, and finally, and he goes, well, you know awkward this is? And it's T.S.A. and the guy goes, huh? You got a camera on my face, and you, what do you know, and the guy goes, well, it's just, you know, it's, it's, you know, I'm just asking you questions, and this is what we have to do, because I gotta get your question. And he goes, you will we don't anything I goes well It's just you know it's it's you know I'm just asking you questions and this is what we have to do because I got to get your question He goes well you don't have to do it. Why do this?

He was just awkward you don't have to do this Can I pee really fast? Yeah, go pee Have you always had that touch by the way I always had my ass. Yeah, I've always had this ass. Yeah, I've always had this ass. I've seen him with my birthday present. 98. Yeah, I've always had this ass. So it didn't develop after cheer, like getting bigger?

Oh, no, actually, I got it when I joined cheer. There you go. That's when my body started forming. But you probably had some haunches on it and that. No, I was skinny because I, all I did was skate. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, but when I joined cheer and like the movement of the- I was watching the Olympics last night.

I'm one of you watched it. I'm one 19 people that watched it live. And they had the girl on the, I think she was either hers or something, but bro, her fucking legs and she was all tatted up. The wrestler, no, not the wrestler. No, this girl was very pretty. Wrestling was just handsome. But this, she was like, No, no, not the wrestler. Oh, no, this girl was very pretty wrestler. Just handsome

This she was like I think she did hurdles dude and she Oh To say she's got something to say the one on say the one who want to do thin but but but yeah We're like a frog the poor rigging girl. No, I think you're talking about my girl at the one. Allison Felix. Is that who you're talking about? No, this girl. Oh, this girl. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Uh, maybe not hurdles, I fucked up. It's not hurdles. Her sprinting, the sprinter, a bit of a sprinter. I forget, you see the girl, the girl who threw the ball, though, is. The shop putt. She would beat the fuck out of you.

Oh, she has to have what? Large, that's a large, she's a very large, she would be the shit out of you. Oh, that's her down there, looking like Bane. You see her down there? Oh, right here? Yeah, that's what the mom pits do, baby. Wow, wow, that is a strong.

She's a, she will fuck you. I tried that, she's not, I think she's, she's introsaxed strong She's a fuck you I tried that shouldn't do you know she's she's intersects or she's TQ I think your pronouns Yeah What the who the girl is though? Speaking of that big I just saw this I saw clip and I know I don't watch the Olympics at all But I saw clip of this BMX girls you know they're doing BMX tricks now. Yeah women. Oh, how good they are now. Oh really? I'll show you real quick. I was blown away dude

I was blown away. I didn't know that because I've seen girls try to do skateboarding and then biking before Like years ago and they were kind of like you can be like oh, that's a women doing I'll show you a baddie skateboarder. Let's see if this is a world here. Yes. I'll show you. I'll have a type of an ad for this. Whoa. Great Britain. Exactly. Didn't a Japanese or Korean kid win the skateboarder?

It's skateboarding, yeah. Yeah, nice. You didn't really do that good. It was weird. It's weird. All right, Charlotte. From Great Britain. Charlotte with the long neck.

Let me show you the skateboarder to turn this feature on. All right Charlie From Great Britain show it with the long net Let me show you the skateboarder to change this Okay, so check these out. Oh, yeah, check it out after this I was look at this She killing it Yeah, yeah, it's killing it. It's great. Yeah. In the Olympics. It's cool. Oh, dude, it's just wild. Yeah, it's just like yeah, I grew up on the US being due the X game. Yeah, cuz I had the X-Kane. Yeah, yeah, that during her run right now, she's got a lot of flow. She's got a lot of. Uh, chin, go to IG and type in Latisha. A lot of obscure sports. Oh, all right. 25 seconds to go. That's all right. Oh Why isn't the men's hands team or a team better?

Google as a play handball There's six people play and they play down in Venice. Yeah, who go female Brazilian skateboard. Oh Yeah, that flip was sick I wish I was more I wish I was more He's let me show it. Let me show you how beautiful this game order is not easy. Oh Beautiful this on Instagram. So type in Brazilian female skateboard. Oh, Brazilian female skateboard not on the Instagram on Google Female Olympics or no, I just type in skateboarder. So top of other shoes right there. Let's teach a bifoney. Yeah

Gatorish gave order so tell others. She's right there. Let's eat. Uh, Bifoni. Yeah, type hit him. She's good and gorgeous and gorgeous. Jesus Christ. Go go to go to her IG. Oh my god. Go to that IG and she's a bee. Allie those tits in my mouth. Hey, all right, too. Hey, I'm sorry. Hey, oh, she's she went to Hollywood. Wow, she's a scroll hunt of. She's oh, wow. Oh, she's a m-body. body. up holy shankin fucking sad ass on a scale. fucking skate. Hold on. Dude, my fat ass starts skateboarding. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, And she's really good really fucking She's sponsored by Nike and Yeah and beat she's do she's like the top female skateboarder. What look at her look? I was so word there look at that's an athlete God dog Thank you for the introduces look at chin in this fucking Christmas. Oh, so man. What a love Christmas She loves Chris. I know I love Christmas. He's growing. She drives boats. Yeah, man. Yeah, so she can just she can she can she's actually a good Oh my god, you got a you got a serious cake. She's insane. Yeah, she she's insane. She's and she's fucking good

Look at it. Oh, and she wears dunks Oh, she gets all I bet she's gonna see this. I gonna show her my skateboarding done. She's something else. Oh my Bro, bees Same move over and over no, no, it's still awesome. No, you got to know you got to know it. No, I know what else you got gin Yeah, that's the You know what? I'm a fake. Yeah, you know what? She's my favorite skateboarder. She's my favorite skateboarder.

She's my favorite skateboarder of all time. She's my favorite skateboarder. Tony Hawk and Kick Rock. She's my favorite. Oh, yeah. She's my favorite. Oh, look at this. What's your name?

What's your name? Latisha Boo. Just the first name. Latisha's my favorite. Latisha. Latisha. Latisha. Latisha.

All right, so this is a Frontier's Airlines. There's stewardesses. Flight attendants had to duct tape. This person's who. There's stewardesses fly to tendons had to duct tape this person to their chair How do they not have handcuffs some shit? I don't know I mean super fast It takes I don't know 10 minutes. Yeah, Roneman. Yeah, that's this one So this is them ducking fighting him cuz the mask. Oh, no man. Yeah, that's this watch. So this is them ducking. See fighting him. He's the mask. Oh, no. They're all laughing. I know.

That didn't look like duct tape. That's a different kind of tape. Pack and tape. Yeah, I can't be allowed. Yeah. They keep doing it to people. Well, so that what this guy did was he he was obviously like you know, mouthing off to people because he was drunk. He spilled something on his shirt, went to the bathroom, then he came out with a shirt off. And then the flight attendants were helping him put another shirt from his bag on. And then I guess he groped to two of them and then fought another one. So they had to do something. Yeah. So they did do something.

Now did they have to like the salt on flyers and stew the roof? Yeah. And did they get him? What is this? And this is the guy by the way? Max very they they taped his mouth shut to yes mouth Seems excessive, but I mean this guy's a douchebag Well, what if he was spitting on you? Yeah, okay, that's who we're like how did he not?

Is this the kid who's yelling about his? yeah, his parents are worth $2 million? Mm-hmm. I'm here! I don't know where it's going to be! See, he's fighting him here. No! Help! You don't see him!

I like this guy's not fucking right. My parents were $2 million! They're like the way in the middle seat in the back. They're all on him! So they're suspended, but that's just like routine. They're not gonna get fired or anything. They should, they don't pay leave. They're on paid leave. Yeah. Okay. The flight anthem. Oh, they should they should they should get bonus. Exactly. This one was tripping. That guy's a dick. I wish that shit would happen on my flight.

Brandon, they see you. They don't want to go on there. Just go on. Just go on. Cool. Yeah. Just anaconda. You know when they're like anaconda here. Is anybody on board of doctor? And you know, there might be one. Yeah. And I was like, is anybody on the board? Does anybody have any experience in fighting? Can you do this? Is it Travis Brown and King Blaske? Is he like, no, I'm like, I'm not. I'm not.

Can you do this? Just come on and go. Did somebody call the man, Akonda? How many call the man and just fucking scrap him? I take my shirt off, like, where do you take a shirt off? I'm like, I don't wanna, because I'm gonna, I'm gonna suffocate him in my tits like sir. Can you hurry? I'm like I'm scratching Another girl don't know just there's a wish I was more

Move that I can't emphasize enough how much I don't care about that's pretty was a move that she did that was That's pretty it was a move that she did that was Yeah, that's my My that's not that shit is lit. Yeah, no She don't like it. She's like a teddy now what I like is the big year. It's thing. Do they do that in this or is it just a here the big year? Well, I don't know. Yeah, that's that's that. Oh like where they dropping down as big rampant as yeah, they do this is more So Simone Biles earned a bronze and she said it was the best thing. Out of all the gold medals, this was worth way more to her. Because she had to do it without her. Yeah, yeah.

But then I saw the thing, right? For her. Someone recorded this. And if you have, if you have the twisties and stuff like that, you still can't be doing this kind of stuff, right? It's tough. I don't know. She's pretty much in all times, so I'm saying nothing.

If you got a mental block, bro. I know hard that is, but flipping in the airs is insane. I mean think about that on the bar. Tell us what it takes, we're gonna get there. Yeah. I mean, oh my God. Oh my God, do you really like that? Do you have to live with their mothers?

And they have to live on their roads. And they don't have friends. Tell them about the price. They can't eat. Okay. Do you choose exactly four foot nine. Tiny. Yeah.

This is annoying as hell. So this 25 year old girl walked up to a mother bear with her cubs. Grizzly bear to take a picture of them. Did she get eaten alive? Look at she, look. This is insane that the parents are doing. This is in Montana. Oh, Yellowstone.

What are you doing? Look at this. Oh my god. You're so fucking dumb. You're so dumb. I got a video girl. Oh cool. And she's the fact that she turned her back I don't think she's getting out there because she was just taking pictures, so I don't know She's an idiot, but she's federal charges. Yeah, I don't know if I'm fine. She was just getting out taking I feel like they got a lot getting near them. Yeah, you know, she won't think that'll stand But still she's a dummy. Yeah, you know what I mean? No, she won't. I don't think that'll stand.

But still, she's a dummy. Yeah, at least just a swipe to her face from there. I think that bearer would have killed her. Oh, would've ate her asshole first. What a dummy. And she's like, does she stay there? Let me just see what happens with that bearer charges one more time. Let's look at her for a sec.

So dumb dumb. Oh, she just finishes. She finishes. This is saying. She lucky the kids were around. Cause the kids weren't like that. Sometimes my mother barely doesn't stop. Yeah.

No, it's worse if the cubs are around. That's when they attack. Yeah, that's when they come on, Doug. Well, I thought, well, cause it ran back to the air one. The kid don't want to do it. Bare one, I want to wipe it. You see cubs? You fuck.

Get out of it. I mean, don't just go through here. You fuck. God damn it. I wish she could run off though. She looks fast. Are those ones that can climb trees and shit? They say most brown beers can't climb trees

because they're too big. Those black beers can't climb. Those black beers will climb like a mother fuck. Rogan told me what also, but also also, you think she's climbing the tree? Yeah. Rogan Toby, when you hunt bears, she's not getting good points. It's a good point. Ain't nobody trying to bear her.

It's skinny, skinny, skinny. Her friends filming. Yeah. It's a must that tree has a ladder. And even then, yeah. Now, now, this is a tree house. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not that tree as a ladder. And even then. Yeah. Now, now, this is a tree house. Yeah. There's a tree house.

There's a tree house. Yeah, you get up there. Yeah, Rogan said that when the hunt bear, you hunt in black bear, if a grisly shows up, you climb a tree. And they won't come after you. Black bear climbed right up after you, but grisly.

I'm sure I love here in the stories But you you ever tried climbing a tree lately Like it's like set up Unless the branches are right there and when they're like those big trees in Montana I try less where I'm in Montana September I tried it last year with my kids fucking around you not gonna tree and I'm pretty awesome dude Well, first of all they're so wide. Yeah, so so you're like this yeah, and then it did unless you have Like bears you're like oh you fucking idiot Yeah, I'm gonna eat you for yeah exactly. Have you tried climbing tree lately?

How about the tree outside of the house in Tacoma? Oh, yeah I mean Kyle's big-titty girl tried didn't she? Yeah, she got up there I mean Kyle's big titty girl tried, didn't she? Yeah, she got up there. Yeah, she got up there. I was like, I'm not getting you down. And she's like, oh, I think I'll be fine. I don't know. She climbed all the, well, there was steps.

The climb up door, the steps ended. And now I'm not coming up there. Well, my daughter climbed up tree, and she has to die after I've climbed. And then she couldn't get down. So, whole bri had, last time I climbed straight. You showed her down. She shot her head to throw stones

until she got scared enough. I knocked her out. You should have gotten her out of the car. And then she, I caught her. I had to go up there and get her down. It's just, yeah. What else you got, too? All right, these are cats.

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Yeah. I mean, your lungs are fine. They're fine. I wasn't crying about my lungs. Little bit. Don't get choked out. All right. By Brian.

Not by me, because I don't know the technique to try to love to see that though I can't make it, but you could do it. You know the technique if I got it I got it guys getting girl if I got a deep with the fuck is this a movie? I got a Sour fuck it looks like a movie but I could do it But Brian you got to go in first You wouldn't be able to do that to me, and I punch you in the face.

Ooh, yeah. All right. What? But if I grabbed your arm like that, what are you gonna do? Don't care, it's actually feeling pretty nice. You have warm hands. You're hands are hot.

You get in there. That's like, why you just leave me behind? I go behind, I go behind. I don't, I don't. Oh, like a lion. You're like a man of life. You like a lion of life. You gotta go full-bore into him.

He's strong. You gotta go full bore into him. He's strong. You gotta go full bore. I'm gonna jump on his back. Like a water group. Deep John down heart choke, and I've been looking on him video. It's here, and it's here, and then I'm here. And don't worry.

So if I'm getting my asking, what are you gonna fucking do? I'm gonna choke his fucking ass out. Okay. Got me. I got you. Got me. Shoot him in.

Shoot him what he got. And then then. Then he's gonna shoot you. He's gonna be out. He's gonna. Got me? Sure man. And then what do you got? And then then she give me a lot of news. Body lock. Body lock like that. And I'm here. Look. And I'm like, oh my gosh.

Dog. Dog. My name is Dog, which is French for sleee. Dog. Dog. And I go, I can smell your shampoo. And that's the last thing you hear. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. And I go I can smell your shampoo. That's the last thing he was

You know what is that head and shoulders? Is that a head and shoulders? Do you know oh daddy has a dancer problem? Do you know? Yeah, and then he goes down and he wakes up duct taped Yeah, I just took this bucket chair. Have you tried to tussle with the bear? No, you haven't gotten in there. No a little bit Yeah, I just don't take this fucking chair. Have you tried to tussle with the bear? No. You haven't gotten in there? No, a little bit. This bear?

She pal doesn't like physical contact. He's like Jay, you know when they touch him they get all sore. Oh yeah, you like it. I don't like it, I don't like my shoulders touched. I don't like it. You don't like it, you don't like it. You don't like it, you don't like it. You don't like it, you don't like it, you don't like it.

You don't like it, you don't like it, you don't like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the thing Jay and I have in common. No, you don't know what you don't really know what to do if you get it. You guys be the worst gay couple of all times. Fuck it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, tell me. You don't really know what to do if you get it. You guys be the worst gait couple of all times. Fuck you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't be any good at it.

Just awkward. Hey, boyfriend. Oh, man, that's your dick. It's mine. What would you say, Ryan? Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking up. So do you want to do, where do you want to go?

Hopefully you finish. No. But I'm just getting a chance. Always comes out to Dex. So I guess this is going viral Megan the Staleon had a ASL American Sign Language interpreter for her song WOP. I'm gonna concert.

I'm so funny. I haven't seen the shit. I thought this was a joke. I love me so make this, darling. Oh, damn it, the music part is gonna suck. So let me put it down a little. This is so funny. I couldn't believe it.

No she thick thick. I don't know yeah. She got legs like my son Boston. Look at this. Look at this. This is amazing. Oh wow. Why would you have to have a sign language?

Because there's some deaf people who love her. Yeah, right. I don't believe that. And she's a dying piece. This is where inclusion I think you can do without. There's quite a few rappers that have done this I know but if you're deaf you don't need to go there I mean is that it's just that there's a there's your watch in the side person you know watching this is this the sign lady

I think so confused. You know there's a deaf college in DC. Oh, yeah, I'll go that. I think it's called go Go was there more stuff. She's called go. She's dope. She is pretty. Cool. Was there more stuff? Let's see. I don't see it. I always think about the story. You told me about that heavy, heavy woman who said, you're like, she's like, I can't keep it all with Dick and you laugh and she goes, oh no, watch. And all those guys started DMing her.

I said that story. You told me that story, do you remember that? Uh-uh. She was a comic? Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. What happened? Yeah.

There are a lot of guys that like a, who would like a very... Justin. What? Who? Who? We like a very, who else? Justin Heli.

I know a piece woman. Kyle. Wait, you've gone? Is that right? I mean, you like a, you like... It was one. Yeah, but you're, you've gone? Is that right? I mean, you like a, you like, you like, yeah, but you're, you're what I seen. I just want photos, she seemed too fast. She seemed like a little thick.

You Christian, I saw on person, Bella. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, yeah. She's, she's, yeah. All right, take it easy. But you got no problem. I don't care. I just be a nice, celebrated, with a diabetic accent. You're very tight.

What was the time? Well, actually, what comes to this? What means, is that he's fake snored? Do you want for the same thing? So yeah, some people like an actual like an actual, like an actual like you go to the basket and robins. But there are a lot of guys that will,

that were hitting her up, like a lot of guys calling her. Yeah. Do you have any other faces? I love that though love I love that for women who are over very big real talk a lot of I get a lot of love I got a lot of love. I fucking love that get a lot of love. I think it's good It's very good everybody needs everybody needs Chin that it that's pretty much it all right. All right shot the real-time girls We yes, so a lot of problems come see me tonight tonight. Oh, yeah, drive tonight tonight. I got two shows What are you doing a traffic? Oh, San Diego?

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