The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 717

Episode Date: August 6, 2021

The guys recap Bryan and Chin trying to wrestle Brendan out of the studio and talk DJ Akademiks' podcast with Tekashi 69, Wack 100's beef 21 Savage, The Original Kings of Comedy tour, Brendan Fraser's comeback, Elizabeth Hurley and her son and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yeah, so I went to 10th planet based off Rogan, you know telling me, yeah man, you know, you got the cheer background You know how to flip flexible, but why he was just thinking you need something to do? No, he wanted he was like, I think you'd be really good at it And then I also at the same time, I was like, I'm 33 though Yeah And I went to commit and I was like, it's just a different level of training than I was like, oh, this is something I needed to do as a young guy. Yes.

I was like, I don't need to be doing this. You could do it now, but you're in too. I got to do it. But also, I remember the thing is, I had to take for effort. I had to do money really. And it was expensive. It was expensive. I started, I trained you to in earnest for long enough where I got my blue belt from

Hensel Gracie where I come to LA training all the time and one day I never got, I was like 33 and I really was really working at it. Like you know for a long time and I never forgot this, I never got it. We were in Ghee and the teacher goes, guys a lot of you guys are putting your hand like that, you have to put your hand like this, like that. And I went like this. I was watching. I go, I don't care. I remember I was 12. I go, I don't care. It's a beautiful, beautiful sport in an art, but I never went to it.

What you're put on me is doing it. Do you get too much shit to do? I know. Yeah. Like, oh, yeah, because I told you right now, I'm trying to do it. There's so many better. Yeah, you can do it. Correct, correct. If you do Jitsu, the drive, the training, the shower, it's a two hour.

It's a lot. At least two hour commitment. It's a lot. Yeah, I even, I just slowly. I went to, what is that other? It's a small person. I said, other one. Slow, slow.

Oh, kickboxing. I went to one of those, I can, what am I doing? Yeah. I went to one of those kickboxing class. I don't think that's what you want, man. But I'm going to shave like those cardio boxing. No, no, no. I like the getting in shape that we do at zoo culture. Working out. That's fine. Do you know what?

Do you know what? Just go for it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We trust you. You're heart, man. You're blood pressure, some cardio. My blood pressure, good. We'll see. When you're on, you know, it used to be, it used to be bad, it used to be crazy. And then, and then, because I was crazy, but, because I go get a yearly checkup, just because I'm just crazy, and I just wanna know.

And, um, what's in the, I'm crazy that the completely normal, yeah. Oh, okay. Well, everyone looks at me crazy, like, I didn't get a checkup in here. I was like, you really checkup? Yeah, like that. It makes sense. Oh, okay. Well, everyone looks at me crazy like, why don't you get a check out my ear? I don't really check up. Yeah, like that, it makes sense. Oh, okay. And within recent years, going in,

because usually they would have to check my blood pressure twice because it'd be high when I get in there and then, yeah. But first try now, always good. It's insane, yes. Did you get on medication? No, I stopped taking that medication because I was like,

because I was like, how long do I have to take this? And they were like, oh, you just, they didn't really give me like a timeline. But also, there's a lot of things you can do with blood pressure naturally, basic things of like working out the way you eat. And like, if you like watching the singing a lot of it, so my biggest thing was stress,

because of my, you know, how I grew up, my childhood home. So it was just chaotic. So it was like, I was just constant on edge. You know what I mean? I remember when I found out I had high blood pressure, I was like 17 or 18. And I was about to get into fight at school. And my chest just kept pumping.

And the security guard was like, hey man, we're good now. You can calm down. You can calm down. And guard was like, Hey, man, you know, we're good now. Like you can you come down and check it off. And I was like, I can't stop it. Here he goes, oh, we got to take you to the nurse then. And the nurse took my blood pressure and she was like, he's got to leave school now. Like he's got to go to the other day.

You know me and me and my father and my mother have low blood pressure always like we never have. Really? So what is, yeah, what is that? It's lucky. Just lucky. Oh, like you mean high pressure? We don't. Wait, you mean low like it. So far. No, what is yeah, what is that it? You're lucky. Oh like you mean high pressure. We don't wait you mean low like So no no one up

What is it dude my whole family nothing so you mean it's no I was about to say I also have really good eyes I don't need glasses I don't mean it that way you know the guy we're making fun of where the guy goes I have five Batches degrees You know the guy we're making fun of, where the guy goes, I have five bachelor's degrees. I don't mean it. I just can't help. I don't mean it. I just can't help. I just thought to myself, my mom called my dad,

I got the picture. They have the dope. Okay. But if we don't care, you know, but we don't, I'm saying it. You did come at me like that. The best thing you're never gonna say is, you know, if your dad had high blood pressure, he got a body kill,

you see, can we relate? That's it, that's it. It's like, it's called, no, keep it a conversation. No, what I'm gonna say is this, I'm never gonna die. That's what I'm gonna say, and you are. You're immortal, you're immortal. Which means I win.

Yeah, I'm just saying that. I win after a lot of time. I'm sure you knew his family's better than mine. Founders better than mine? Well, we didn't grow up, but they let trauma, we had money and cheating. Dude, my dad's fucking, and could knew his family's better. Found his better than mine. No, we didn't grow up with any of that trauma. We had money and cheating. Dude, my dad's looking and good to that. We're just like, my biological father, the gangster,

he lost them a bunch of weight. He started, yeah, he started really, working on his health. No, no, no, he just started working on his health. His papa's thick. He was all made of thick. Did he come out of jail think Yeah, he did he go to jail. Yeah, remember you know what they feed them weights and stuff or was he just

Was in weight no, no, no, he's just fucking you just gangster. Yeah, he was it was he's he's so crazy See that would be so you don't have it. There we go. There we go. That's got now. We got some big base Got here. He's got a dad Was that your dad's fat? Who? He's got a better being the mediator for us right now Well, you dad's big. That's right, chairman. I want to man six four two 65 have in that you that you that's six four. Hey, hey, hey giant head. You're dead sister told you that's like Two fifth. Oh, he does like Well, he does that guts out to hear it. Yeah, he's my height. You know, yeah, you did too Yeah, well, he's got these guts out there. Yeah, but he does he reads the books sets on his

Stealing up the shelf of God and by the way, and I go crazy because he'll eat all the bananas In an hour and I go I go you ate all the bananas And he goes no shit. He goes no I didn't and I go you're lying to me Your food issue is Is Your mom told my mom is five foot four sir, okay, maybe five two. I'm sorry, my mom's five two, and that's how the family is slight. They're slight. I got that, Jean.

Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. Now, Papa, Papa. How tall is your sister though? Papa's built like Frankenstein though. It wasn't like he was a giant. We pretty coordinated, but not a slow. Yeah. A lot of slow twitch muscle.

Yeah, okay. And then it couldn't run faster, any of that. But big. Throw, cash and throw a ball real well, all that stuff. Okay, you know. I grew up doing it Wisconsin some brother was good athlete, but Well, you have a brother and a sister My bad a trial for the Brewers. Oh shit. Yeah, it was a good picture. He could throw with his left or

That story's not true. Here's the thing, but let me on you. Oh, right. You lied to me. High school Americans. Yeah, sure. High school Americans. So they have a draft.

And we can look it up. And I hate to do this. Here's the thing. So these majorly teams don't have trials. That's the thing. You either get drafted and you're good at trying it up. He went to camp. He went to be, Bruce camp lasted two days.

That's what he said. Lasted two days? Now, it's gonna be hard. I wish I could believe that. Now the college thing is a tough one for me because usually I think as you speak this way, the family story was, you went to the, see here's the thing.

When he started going. At 54, he's dead now, so I can talk. Yeah, you can to the see here's the thing when he started going 54. He's dead now so I can talk yeah, yeah, I'm 54 He said I'm now realizing because he had a try out with the brewers. He went to camp with the brewers I know he didn't go to college. So that's the first hiccup Yeah, but that's okay though. It's okay because you do high school players So you go, but don't you go through them, you go the minor leagues. You go through the minor leagues. So here's the usually, like unless you're a big prospect,

you're not going straight to the major. No, no, never. So it's a single A, double A, triple A. I didn't hear, I didn't hear word one about single A, triple A, double A. So then you really get that. Why, right? Is that, is that because,

he was really like, is that a family line? The family lies that he didn't go, he didn't go to camp for the brewers. There's not a shot. It's a bummer, right? Do you think, now can you give me this at least? Tell me he was at least in all American and high school. I doubt it. He didn't have good grades, so that might get in the way.

That's why he didn't get in. Oh, that's wise. Is that what makes sense? Just the grades. There's no great athlete has ever gotten by with bad grades. Yeah, that's why it makes you. So this is all coming together now. It's a bummer.

So you'd say I've had to deal with it so my family could pass. Hmm, damn. You line it all up, you come in. And also he could throw just as fast as his rightness like that. That may not be true either. So there's a lot of stuff that I've been told, huh?

It's a fun story though. It's a fun story for the family. It's a fun story for the family. It's a fun story for the family. And don't go to the family and tell them we debunked this, you know? Like we're in this place. Yeah, keep the story. You gotta keep it.

My dad, my dad, I started crying one time because I got hypothermia when I was 15, two old cry. Yeah. I was skiing. I mean, hypothermia. I was crying, but I was crying. But I got you. I was skiing. I mean, hypothermia. I was crying. I couldn't, I wasn't crying, but I was crying. I was crying.

I was crying baby. And my dad said to me, my dad said, hey, suck it up. I got shot and I didn't cry. And I went for a long time. Good father. A long time I was like, my dad got shot. I can't be a pussy. It's so, it's what you think about all the time now.

Dad, it's stuck with you. I got older and I said, you get shot? I got shot. I can't be a pussy. And so you think about all the time now. It stuck with you. I got older and I said. You get shot? I got older. I said, I was about to connect you because my dad got shot. Could I see the old, that I believe. Yeah, you're not.

I got old, really? Yeah, the piece of the bullet was still in his hand and they had to take it out when it went to prison. That I met at 100%. That's your dad. But Pa, that was Pa Pa. Good man, I said, say, Pa. That would be a prize. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%.

That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%.

That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%.

That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. That would be a 100%. Turns out he went well that didn't happen. I was just trying to make sure you just trying to get me tough enough. Hey, I get it. Still lying. Yeah, still. And it's all horrible. Like, I feel like there's other things you could use. There's some strong-lice stuff.

Yeah. You know, like shot down. I've always said, I make fib, but I don't lie. Not like that. No, no, no, no. What's like last night, I was taking Tiger's Jits to it. At the end, they always haven't played freestyle. These two kids ran into it. You know, they're whiling out.

They ran into it and this kid, he's bigger than all the kids. They're all older and everyone and he is, here's all ridiculous. And he will not stop crying. I'm like, okay, so when he's gonna get this kid and it's fucking up the game because he's howling. I'm like, man, let's get off the mat. Sad to make him cry.

And I'm like, look at the damn, like, shh, shh, shh. So finally he picks get up, like kids too big. He's probably fucking nine, I mean how I'm like, look at the damn, like, if he picks it up, like kids too big, he's probably fucking nine, I mean, howling, like, okay. And then I go up and I can't see, all right, does he need any, he's like, nah, I mean, I don't see anything, I'm like, all right. Keeps howling.

And then finally, Tiger, we're leaving you, in where like, put on shoes on by him, Tiger's, dad, he must be really hurt, he keeps crying, I go, that way he's a giant pussy. That's what I'm saying., I'm not much you can say. And it's okay to cry if you're hurt, that's okay to cry. But clearly, he's dealing with something more than that. I love being more than that.

But you're pretty tough as a kid though, yeah? No, not really. I'm not tough now. I mean, I want to be tough. I will say this. You did beat the shout out of Christian. We didn't get that on video either. Yeah, you did. Did you post it? No, I don't want to be tough. I love your honor. I will say this. You did beat the shout of Christian. Dude, we didn't get that on video either. Yeah, you did.

You did. Did you post it? No, I don't want to post it. I don't want to play on the kid. I think Christian posted it. Who posted it? Sending up fucked up, no. Yeah.

But I saw him like you have a Christian driver. So yesterday we did a bonus. Yeah, go see. Just me and Brian, we had a little whiskey. Things got pretty rowdy. And then you guys kept fucked when we did the whiskey. Yeah, a little whiskey. You guys want to pretend you were a bounce. I slapped your face. You slapped my face. And then you said, hey, we had a little whiskey. Things got pretty rowdy, and then you guys kept fucked when they were drinking. Yeah, a little whiskey.

You guys want to pretend you were bouncing. I slapped your face. You slapped my face. And then he said, hey, we're bouncers. I bet we could kick you out of the room. And I said, I don't think so. Nothing remotely close happening. That's whatever.

But the thing is, and then Christian, who's 21 years old, grew up in Rhode Island, tough scrappy kid. There he is, we call him Meatball. Yeah. People hate him. The the thing is he's He you know, he's just young and dumb Cuz what happened was I thought he could fuck with Cal and in the calon like all right, let's do it, dude No, no what happened was I said yeah, he said what it would our underhooks and I said well here's

No, and I said here there's a series of underhooks That's that would be the shut up Brian that that's Underhooks you can do that's that would be the shadow Brian that that's who I do it. Yeah, that ground that ground pound right here That's tough, but we got to get changed the lighting because that hair. I look here's completely suffering. Yeah, oh you're right here right here See now now because you tried to wrestle with me I thought you're gonna go ankle pick now. I was in fact in fact I was right what do they call it? I just don't care enough dude. I would have beat the fuck it up both of you. I was shattered my wall back now you see this That's just a dark condom why is he grabbing your leg? Oh, he tapped wow And that was what 30 see how surprised he's like his second

He's so surprised. I mean he looks as bliss his eyes are all big. He's like I guess the point I'm making is that like so so what happens I got under hooks and then he started to wrestle with me. He wouldn't let me, I was trying to show him what to do and all of a sudden he starts, because everybody wants to test the old man. Yeah. He tried to test it, but they're not using me.

Go at it. And then I think Chris was like, oh, I could beat up Chris. Yes. And so what Chris does understands that it's still a language I speak to a degree. You have more experience than anybody besides me. That's it. I want to try to fight you.

So if you're going to wrestle with me, I'm probably going to, I probably have a couple tricks up my sleeve. And if you're that much smaller in your Christian, you don't, maybe you did some wrestling. I don't think you're wrestling. You're not going to, he has a video, right?

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I can do funny. Now, now, Chin, I wanna chin the feel your power. I guess, right? That was a set up. And did he? We said we're about to try to get Bren in out of the room. Which is very good. And Bren didn't, God was a non-ruly.

I cost him, I didn I want this to be known I didn't want to do any of it. No, I never do never do I made him never do he made it because chin said I want a Surprise Brennan with what I got Chin has a lot of confidence. I don't want to do it. You said those exact words Chin has a lot of confidence in his physicality and he's not a weak guy if he trained to work out he'd be a handful yeah but chin doesn't understand that brennan is what's called a professional fighter professional athlete and also a manaconda he's the manaconda so so what I did is I set chin up I checked no no hey that's not what I meant to I'm sorry no no no no you got it oh my god no no time I'm just I have yeah

you got it can't just hijack a conference yeah that's right that's you you No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I got out because I won a chance. I knew Chin, why would you win first single? I'd win first single. Chin went for an actual single. That was a worse idea. Oh, terrible idea. Oh, no, I just thought we were gonna work together. Oh, that's the old, good idea. If you would have grabbed one, you would have pushed. You would have pushed. I would have pushed sprawled and snapped the neck down.

That's the problem. That I know looks soft, Garbit. No, no, no, no, that would have been a problem. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no, no, I've had my head sprawled on by you. And I had an ear right there. I had a tattoo. I had a red tattoo on my ear for about two weeks. Yeah, that's not a deal. You know what, hurt the most is when you put me down there and then my neck was cranked in that way. That was like, not the choke.

It was just, yeah, that's what it's for. Oh, okay, it's twice a break your neck. That was a stop stop. That was good. You could break your fucking neck there. Yeah, that was very, very good. Did you tap immediately? No, I've had, I tried to, you didn't like,

try to do that. That was 20%. Yeah, before that, because if you don't know what you're fucking that yeah that was very very good you type of media now I'm head I tried you didn't you didn't like try to do that 20% yeah because if you don't know what you're doing you're like I'm not losing oxygen I should be all right it's so much pressure on your fucking neck before you by the way fucking insane by the way before you a champ before you feel bad about that I have I know for a fact that old old man of con here has done that to a lot of black belts too. He's gotten some high level black belts in that, that his bread and butter, Darsen that are his bread and butter, and he gets that seat belt on you.

And no matter who you are, I don't care if you're the Conor McGregor, you can tap. Come on. You know what I didn't realize? So I already knew Brennan's like super strong, but like, I just couldn't, you're so heavy, I couldn't push him.

What did you think? I thought I'd be at least able to push him a little bit black belt. He didn't budge. I was like He put me in a fight talkal I was like now pro athlete. I said that to Rogan you hey They thought they were bouncing keep coming out of bar. He goes idiots I didn't want to do it Brian can't say you got a feeling that was a total setup. You played a good Unruly let's watch this way. We played a very good on we have 355,000. Well, let me One

To get hell of my car Lee, what if you just killed them both to drive the point? Impossible to push What's up? Where are your hands? What's up, little monster? Right here's what? Oh, come on, get up. Get up. Get up. Get this shit. Impossible to push. You're not pushing. You're not pushing at the right idea, but then. Oh my god, Brian.

I already got beaten up, so I didn't want to. And that was a bad move right there. Very bad. I'm not so free. You can't move him. It's just... This is a Christian laugh. It shouldn't speed it. Watch.

I thought it was so helpless. I thought it was so helpless. That's the old. That's the old. What did he call that move? It's his deep belt. This is prison. That's the scariest thing to think about too. He could do whatever he wanted. That's not that. That's the scariest thing to think about too. Like, you could do whatever you want. That's scary.

That's the scary. That's the scary. That's the scary. That's the scary. Wow. Now, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.'m happy. I'm a happy place. I'm a happy place Because that old weathered honey hole that dry honey hole that dusty honey hole The trains come All right

The train's wet hard. Oh boy. Yeah. Oh boy Don't you hear my ear?. Oh no, don't chew through my hair. No, don't chew through my hair. Now Brian, you were a killer in high school in wrestling, were you? Killer. I was a pretty good wrestler. Yeah, I was a good wrestler. Yeah, just fancy Christian.

At first I was like, oh, Christian better not hurt fucking Brian, so I said, because I needed to go, I had to go pick up Tiger. But I was a Christian better not fucking hurt Brian. So that's why I stayed in watch and then Brian's beat the show. As soon as I get the critics my Jay I go Brian just beat the show to Christian. Well I call him I want to make sure he wasn't hurt. No he was fine right now.

He was oh he was good. His facial expression says it all though. Yeah he's to keep his foot but he couldn't believe it. He's not in the pictures that Kyle said or he's like. Like when he's watching all this, he's too cute. He's so fun, but he couldn't believe it. He's not in the pictures that Kyle said, or he's like, like when he's watching all this wrestle, he's like having the best one. That's what happens to dudes who don't know anything about fighting it. What's up with the guy who fucked with homeboy in the bar?

That's right. With Joe Schilling. Oh, yeah. If you're gonna play with fucking snakes, you're gonna get bit. You're gonna get bit. The snake knows how to move. Well, you have to understand that you're an anthill open. are lions out there and you're never or you're a dog in there

A bear you're just getting Joe Sean's not beating a bear world-class striker like I mean world-class striker. Yeah, he's in a bar at drinking and this guy kept like staring at him like Talking kind of shit and then I was like no the guy kept talking shit like the DJ and the bartender. He was just having fun. And then Joe Shill and like somebody's feeling it, and Joe Shill's walking mind, the guy flexes on him. No, he fucking did. And Joe goes, bop, bop, bop, knocks him out.

Just, just, now, now that I had the liquid curd, and now the guy's suing Joe Shill. He's suing a, if I was a judge, I'm like, what'd you think was gonna happen? Yeah, what'd you think was gonna happen? Not a fact, he's gonna have to pee him 30 grand, for fucking eating. That's right. I hope, and this is the cheap lesson for you to learn. That's the cheap lesson. That's the cheap lesson.

That's right, man. I hope he does it. There it is, there it is. Whoa, that keeps. Watch this. It looks like a movie actually. It does, because it's the way it's like camera. He thought it was fake, right?

I thought it was fake. I didn't see it. Let me see it. Let me see it. It's not when you finally get pressed in. Why? So the context before the sketch, I'm talking shit all night to the bartender the DJ liquid courage. Yeah, look here comes Joe You can't like Joe's like what's out man?

Look the guy says something Joe is what you got flex boom out And what do you think was a Noctis the fuck What did you think was a fronk? Just knocked him the fuck hole. Look at that fat. That's a profiter. That's a different thing, dude.

Holy fuck. That's why I wouldn't. But this is social media and a nutshell. So all those people talking to you on social media, this is how it would go for you. This is how it would go. If you kept that standard of synergy. And I love it, Justice.

Would you meet someone? I actually enjoyed this. I love it. It's like, would you think what You meet someone? I actually enjoyed this. I love it. It's like, would you think, would you think was gonna happen? It's like those idiots that try and take selfies with the buffaloes in Yellowstone. They get real close. And they're like, these fucking buffaloes

ram their fucking horn through my ass when they're through me, 10 feet in the air. It's like, of course they do. What's a buffalo? You know, in the gym, every once in a while there'd be a kid who's athletic who would get in there and try to actually spar with a good boxer.

Like a young boy. They'd get in there and they'd be like, a good boxer. Like a young boy. They get in there and they be like, let's go, because they'd start sparring. They're kind of athletic and strong. And then you get a just some guy, but who's been throwing his right hand for, I don't know, since he was 10. And what do you think happens?

Well, you get hit in the liver, where you get caught, and then you just go to sleep. And people just don't understand. It's like completely different side of the fence, but similar with, and I'm so, but I was telling Chipel about this, went to breakfast after I worked out today. We're, I was telling about, I'm so into this.

And I think it's just because so far of the realm of anything I'm involved with, you know, to catch six nine, right? Yeah. So he blew up sound cloud, all that stuff in his marking genius. He could say, blows the fuck up, but he associates himself with the blood. He's not a blood. He didn't grow up that gangster life, but he gets involved in that world and they're repinformed, you know, and he's

paying them, you know, they're security firms, there's rap videos, but you know, that was the life he chose and then they get caught up and he snitches and they all go to prison for us for lives and he's out free right so everyone labels them a rat. Well DJ academics who has a podcast on Spotify's first episode he's best friend coach 6.9 so on his first episode is coach 6.9 he's a young man 24 and no no no 24 but super successful at no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, those people, you say, you know, he goes, so the rules of the street, loyalty, right? And Waco's, yep. He's loyalty.

Okay, that's not the one that fucked my girl. Tried robbing me, tried murdering me. So loyalty's out the window, and he goes, and then snitching is against rules, right? He goes, yeah, because, so they broke rule number one. I broke rule number two, but I'm getting shit for breaking two, although they broke one first. He's like, that's the rule, that's what you sign up for, dude.

And he goes, but I'm not mad at you. This is his gangster talking to you. He goes, I'm not mad at you. He goes, I don't label you a rat. And then even I was like, oh, damn, he goes, you're not a rat, because you're a civilian. And I expect civilians, when you're under the pressure of the feds, you're gonna flip,

because you're a civilian, that's what civilians do. She goes, because you act like you're a gangster, but you're not a gangster. And the do. She goes because you you act like you're a gangster But you're not a gangster and the shows that because of real gangster when they get caught It's our number one rule. You don't talk to the feds. You talk to the feds He goes this is more on the bloods-man because they should never put you in that position You should have never been a blood. He was you're not a blood But you want to act like one but then when the come comes time to obey the rules He's like a civilian because you're civilian. He was that's why I'm not mad at you He. You behave like a civilian. But you know, because you're a civilian,

you know, that's why I'm not mad at you. He was, I'm not mad at you at all for that. And you're like, oh fuck. But then you, that's so interesting. It's so interesting. But you hear this, like, so true too. He's an old, he tried fifth. That's probably why they didn't fucking kill him.

That's, and he says that, because they could kill him. Well, that, and then so, to catch six, nine, you can tell you just young and ignorant about things. And he starts to name off all these rappers. Like know he's like nip nipsy hustle. He sent guys after me when I was in LA from hotel to hotel and this guy you know he knows nipsy really well and he goes see that's where he fuck you don't know what you're talking about.

He was trust me if we wanted to get to you I forget what gang he's with. He was we wanted to get to you. There's no hood there's no neighborhood in the world that can protect you. He was we're not even thinking about you're not that big of a deal now. He was we wanted to get to you. There's no hood. There's no neighborhood in the world that can protect you. He goes, we're not even thinking about you're not that big of a deal now. He goes, we want to get to, we would have got you. They consider him noise. He goes, you know, they would have got to him and he goes, and why wouldn't we get to you? Because you're not a gangster. He goes, you're a civilian entertainer. We're not worried about you. Damn. It's so fascinating. It's so true. Dude, it's so, it is so funny. But when you hear hear him can I see what this guy looks like But when you hear him break it down and then you and then you really and then he and then he goes

Well, who's this with you? He's like this my crew And he's like these guys are down for you. So if there's gunfire these guys are jumping from bullet fray goes Yes, my crew. He goes everybody get in the camera show your crew Is that that's him on the right on the right? Oh, this tough tough That guy's the real deal. Oh, dude, the real deal. So then, and then this is what's interesting. Super real deal.

So Tukashi keeps calling himself a gangster and he keeps telling him no and he destroys him in the conversation. Last night they get on, I don't know why I'm so into this, but last night they get on a thing called a clubhouse. The clubhouse? Clubhouse. I guess people get on there and talk. It's like a clubhouse, I guess.

And stack, yeah, whack 100s on there with Tukach 6.9, but also 21 Savage who's a rapper's on there. So, you know 21. 21 Savage gets on there and he who's also a rapper, Savage gets on there and he says it to Wax, not face, but over the call, he goes, yeah, because to catch goes, goes, 21 Savage, you keep making fun of people,

comp people, rats who talk to me. He goes, bro, tell the truth, you know how to 45-minute conversation last night, dude. And 21 Savage, like, yeah, because I was calling it, he was, you know, you talk to me for 45 minutes, dude. Like, man to man, why don't you air that out there to keep comp people, you know, shitty for talking to me, and stuff like that, like just be honest, like, everyone man. Why don't you hear that out there? Keep calm people shitty for talking and stuff like that. Like just be honest, like everyone has all this shit

on social media, but face to face, they're not doing it. And then 21 Savage, who's a young man and who whack 100 knows and then took out she goes, Hey, 21 Savage, tell whack over this, what you told me, you were gonna say to him. 21 Savage goes, yeah, I thought it was Laney sat down with this rat and You hear the the the meaner because this this whack 100 and the whole interview's been super calm never raises voice You can tell nothing gets he's seen some shit, dude. Yeah, and he goes now young man you and I have met several times face face

And I had fuck with you and we're respectful. He goes. I don't I don't know the lingo Define Lane for me face and I had fuck with you and we're respectful. He was, I don't know the lingo. Define lame for me. 21 Savage goes, I think it's fucking lame that you sat down with this rat. I think it's some bitch shit. Dude, and then that fucking whack on her goes, bitch shit. He goes, motherfucker, I will kill you. Dude, he goes, you're in Atlanta right now.

He was off flat. Tell me where you at. I'll fly to Atlanta right now. He was, I'm not even gonna ball up my fist. You pussy. He was, I'm not gonna bother my fish you pussy. He was I'm gonna you know, I'm a whip your ass by slapping you I'm gonna fucking slap dude and he's going off and you like holy shit Yeah, you better get it finally put him over the edge. You like oh there he is. Yeah, don't fuck around I mean 20 was out of the call. Yeah, he to whack, calm down man, calm down, be cool man, and then he just gets like hangs up. Yes, that's the thing with these guys.

Oh, you're a wrap. Well, that's what the guy gets. He goes, he goes, you're an entertainer. I'm a fucking gangster. He goes, I'll get down the plane right now. I will right now in flight at Atlanta, you and me in a fucking bathroom. I will beat the piss out of you.

He's like, young man, I'm telling you, next time I see you, I don't care who you're with. I'm going to walk up to you. I'm a slapping the fucking face. And you're like, oh, shit. You're dealing with a dude who solves his problems that way. That way, that way. But when you hear that real gangster when he's talking to Kashi, to Kashi, he's like, he's like, well, Snoop sent a, uh, NDA and, uh, a season to sis because I was trolling him online.

Like, that's not gangster. And then this guy goes, listen, I'm very close with Snoop. You gotta realize, Snoop is a business. Snoop has a hundred employees. Snoop ain't worried about you. Snoop has some guy, part of his business, prior to attorney, saw your thornish shit out there. He sent you that.

Snoop, he doesn't even know where of any of this. Now, he goes, and you're acting like it isn't even aware of any of this. No. He goes, and you're acting like it's so personal. These guys are doing this. He goes, snoops moving to a million miles an hour. He's not worried about what the fuck you're doing online. No. He's like, snoops 55 years old, man.

God damn it. But he's just kees. So what goes on with this, to gosh, he kid. What's going on with him? I think it's just like, what we were talking about earlier, like I think it's just one of those kids that just got mixed up later in the game with these bloods, because like I was telling you, my dad was in the shit at 12.

You know what I mean? Like what he didn't start getting in with the other started round the blood. But that's what Wack 100 said. He goes, you guys, like you and the bloods were playing chess, man. You guys like, you benefit from them. They benefit from you, but it was chess pieces

and you checkmate them when you snitched on them. Like, you got that you won. He's like, and that's fine, but you guys agreed to do this thing and he goes, how long were you in it? Young man, and he goes under 12 months. And he goes, I really think if you kept going, like two-poch did, you would eventually got into that real gangster lifestyle and you would end up dead.

He's like, that's how this ends for you. He goes, no, this is a happy ending because DJ academics are like, well, how do you want to end this? He's like, I mean, no, this is a happy ending. This kid's going to have to have security for rest of his life. Like, he's still does now. He does have to have security because there are people after him. I mean, yes and no, like, that's what Tikashi was saying, which even that, even that

lack 100 was like, bro, we're weird about other gangs. Well, so like we're not blood about your entertainers. These are businesses too. You know, like all these, whether they're a biker gang or they're like a gang of whatever, they're businesses too. They don't want the hop.

No, they don't want to kill a fuck, a rapper just brings so much heat on them. But Tikashi is six nine where I do side with him a little bit, he's like, bro, so you took, he's like, he's like, the rules of this street life are fucking stupid, man. And Wack was like, yeah, they don't make a lot of sense, man. He's like, what do you think I got out of it?

I'm in entertainment now. So, so he's like loyalty. Who had sex with Ticacis girl? Like one of the, all of his buddies. All of them. Multiple guys had sex with his girl, his baby mama. So he's like, all right, well, she was just having sex with all those guys behind his buddies. All of them. Multiple guys had sex with his girl, his baby mama. So he's like, all right, well she was just having sex with all those guys behind his back.

He's like right hand man. So he was like, fuck these guys. Then they tried robbing him murdering him. So that's why Tukashnik's lines like these. Why did they try to rob and murder him? Did that happen after he got mad about his girl? They just, it was like all at one time. So that's why Tukashnik's lines like,

well, they fucked me over. So I get pants and then what I didn't know too is to catch six and I goes why tell me what you would have done He goes so if the Fed show up to your house. What's that mean and why goes it's over? They got you well, you know the Fed's have a 98% Config well because by the time they when they come they have all their Ducks in the top of that so the Fed got all their all their ducks in the room. It's games that man. If you see those black SUVs, come on. And that's what they have.

They have the facts. Takashi was in Europe and they said, oh, the feds just shut up your house and Takashi said, oh, there it goes. I'm fucked. It's like, there's no way to get out of it. No. So he goes, what would you have done?

And Wack, when her goes, I would have snitched. He goes, I'm from the street. That's what I grew up with. Like, he's like, here's the difference. He goes in the mediator, the host, DJ academic. He goes, he's a civilian. And DJ academic, he goes, yep, I don't know, a blood crib. I don't know.

Because I'm in terminology, I'm up to 10 to do. And he goes, so that whack 100 goes, so let's say I give 100 pounds of weed to DJ academics. And I go, hey, go deliver this down the street for me. I sold to this guy. And the cops pull him over and he gets caught. Well, I know he's a civilian and I gave him that weed. I know he's not from the streets. So he's gonna snitch on me because that's on me.

Because I knew he wasn't part of the game. He was now if I gave it to one of my actual members, gang members, I know for a fact, he's not gonna get snitch on me because that's the rules of the street. He's like, that's the difference, man. So that was his point. He was like, those bloods who took you in

and showed you the ways they made you a blood, even though he had no business, like you were an initiate in it, like, that's on thin man. They should have known you were civilian and you would have turned. I've only known two real dudes who are real gangsters, you know? And I remember one time my friend was getting threats, death threats from this dude. And he's getting death threats. And he calls my buddy and he goes,

hey, I'm really nervous. I don't know what to do. And I never forgot my buddy goes, he's calling you and telling you he's gonna fuck you up. And he goes, yeah, he goes, send him your address and tell him when you're gonna be home. He's a, he's a fake. He goes, he goes, no, he goes, hey, do you think I would ever do that to you? Yeah, real bad. I never forgot that. I never forgot that. Whatever, what else is in tune with that whack 100? You know, he's breaking down to Kashi's whole team.

He's like, that guy, take a bullet for you, that guy won't. And to Kashi goes, no, that's my business guy. He's like, I can see in his eyes that guns start flying. He's fucking running. And then to Kashi goes, how do you know he goes? Bro, I grew up on the streets, man. My business is knowing from the first time I meet them, knowing what they're about.

Of course. Life and death. Yeah, he's like, instincts, chunking information. That's what he's saying. That's a smart dude. That guy said that. So he tells, so at the end of the podcast, he goes, so with the costume I think is happening,

he goes, I can see in his eyes, he's not scared to die. He's already come to reality, like someone's eventually gonna get to him He's he wants to die a martyr like he's he's comfortable with it He's like that's his problem. He's an insane as eyes and Takashi was 100% I made peace with dying a long time ago And I made when I you know when I snit I made peace with it so fucking fucked dude He's so you know 24 Dude he's so he's so 24 It's magic man 24. It's a stressful way to live your life

Dude and then when to gosh talking shit about these certain gains that oh geez like bro The Hoover crit or the Hoover's and the whatever rolling six these like they been a you go deep into like He's like they been at war for 60 years dude He's like this is comes way before you you ain't shit man He's like these street the way they move that this is going on way before you. You ain't shit, man. He's like, these street, the way they move, this is going on way before you can. I gotta listen to this fucking, what is it, podcast?

It's fan, I can't, it's two and a half hours long. I can't get enough. What is it? What is it? It's DJ, I can't get enough. It's DJ after that makes a new project. So exclusively on Spotify. Yeah, send that to me.

I gotta listen to that shit. Again, I'm so into it, because it's so far the realm of anything. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And but when you hear a real gangster break down to Cauchy 6.9 He's like, you're not a gang you want to act like a gangster? You're not so he's trying to give him a admit that he's not a gangster and at the end DJ academic shows I think we've he goes we need to have more of these conversations I think it's gonna help and he goes so to Cauchy do you still can't show for cancer? He goes fuck yeah, and DJ

I know this well we've learned nothing Togashi, do you still consider yourself against me? You're just fuck yeah, and DJI knows. Well, we've learned nothing. That's so funny, man. I mean, what is, he's got a double down on it, I guess. Well, I don't know, but it is, but it is, I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a weird battle.

It's nothing to lose. Yeah. He's a little bit out of it. His face is covered in tattoos. But that, but that OG too, he has a family and stuff like that. And he's like, even with me, like my girl's going to roll the rolling loud, whatever concert, he's with security.

Is everybody knows who I am? I have enemies out there, she's with security. He's like, you should be with security all the time. I wonder if you know this, a quick question for you, Brian, is you talked about that world before. It's not like the way he got in with those bloods or whatever, you can't do that with like, to cause you're mafia. No, no, no, no, no. It's not, you way he got in with those bloods or whatever. You can't do that

with like, to cause you to. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not, you can't just like get in. Well, your, your, your father has a lot of like a Sicilian. I don't know at all the past. I don't know. I have like a, I'm a little balls deep in that too. Okay. So, so your, your mom's a Cilling, your dad's not. My mom's a Cilling, 100%. Yes, but your dad's not. No. So then he could, so he couldn't, you could be in the gym.

You can't be a man. He can't be a man. So to be a maybe, you're a fighter. That might have changed. Cause I know Johnny A like was not 100% Italian. He was like, you know, he was a main trigger man.

So it all depends, triggers different. Jimmy Burke, Jimmy the gem Burke from Goodfellas. He was half Irish half Italian and that's why he couldn't be made. He can be made, yeah. I't be made yeah I don't know if that's what I was gonna say like the mafia does seem like is the mafia's had to change the old school mafia you know one of the things about cameras everywhere on dashboards on ring everywhere on the street yeah is that you can't get away

with killing people anymore they can trace you back you want some more such a get away with killing people anymore. They can trace you back. You want some more, Sucker? Oh, yeah. This counts on stretching, dog. He got lucky. Hey, I will love it out of fire. You don't have to worry about me, dog.

Oh, me. I was curious, because when I think about this stuff and the way he got in with the bloods or whatever, I'm like, I was like, I don't know, like you didn't seem like it happened, is that easy for like, with Gachi? But no, but the WAP talks about it. He goes, but even Wack thought,

he goes, you shouldn't have been in that position. He goes, could you initiate like you should in the gang? You're not from that hood. Like, it, not if it makes any sense. That's, that's the young soul. That's the young soul makes me hear. I like it. But they saw, you know, that they could benefit

and make bags off you. And you need the security and the street cred from them. So it's a perfect storm unfortunately. Because you should never been involved that involved. I think it comes down to young men have this need to be heroic, tough, brave. And if that energy that need, and that is primal for a lot of young men,

if that need isn't channeled in the right direction, in sports, in a ring, on a mat, whatever it is. So where you're gonna do, and you don't have parents, you're gonna do some dumb shit. And you're gonna end up getting shot or killed, cause that real shit is how it ends. Jail, or, and very few people like Wack 100 make it out. But you know what's interesting,

to Cash Six Nyan was trying to reference other famous rappers who have snitched and turned. And he was like, well like like you ride with Rick Ross, he was like, dude, he was a... Rick Ross did a lot of time though. No, no, he was a rational officer. But what's interesting, he goes, he was in a gang to the correctional officer

and Wack 100 spent like 15 years in prison, goes, see, young man, that's where you're fucking up. He goes, you know who are the most gangster dudes in prison? Correctional officers. He goes how do you think we get all the drugs and the money and the fucking shanks into prison? He goes those guys.

Those guys dictate what we can and can't do. He goes most of the most gangster fucking guys in that prison. He goes that's where you're fucking up. He goes so you're telling me that Rick Ross is a gangster. He goes I don't know the man like that. He goes so but you can't say he was, he goes, but I can't say he wasn't. He's gonna have any proof.

You're saying he wasn't. And he's just like a grown man, speaking to the young man. But this guy has his fucking black belt in the streets and this kid's a blue belt. And he just, what is Tikashi 69 doing now? Is he making music? Is he still makes music?

Is he really popular? Is he really popular? He's really popular. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really, really popular. But that's what DJ academic who's like basically the voice of hip hop. Besides Charlemagne, DJ is right there.

Okay. So it's DJ academic Charlemagne who are like the voice of the culture. But then also that whack 100 goes, I said this, he goes, when he goes to prison, he comes out, he's gonna be bigger. He's in the culture and he's gonna be bigger.

Oh, and what else is interesting? He goes, well, this guy said this, and this guy said this. He's talking about like snipping stuff like this and Wack goes, who told you that? Because he rolls with the guy who's these bloods these time I guess who told you that and Six and I was like, well, I saw it on Twitter and picks up fun. You see that's your problem. You listen to the fucking social media Yeah, he was gangsters on on social media. No, he was we're not gonna get on there and tell your moves man It was that's your problem. This ain't real. You on social. No. He was, we're not gonna get on there and tell you our moves, man. Was that your problem? This ain't real. You're on God.

John! Could you have been? I want a friend, man. And that when his, when he switches on fucking toy wins out, which like, oh my God. Yeah, don't get it. Savage goes, oh, say last and think. Oh, yeah.

That's like, that's like boxers, like real pro boxes, like Wayne McCulloch, when I would actually hit him, we'd be moving around, I would hit him. He would just turn it up without even, you're all of a sudden you're getting fucking punched in the face. It's like, don't get a twist,

it fighters or fighters gangsters. It's crazy. He took a cheat six night even after all this stills in that humble. No, it's what I wonder if it's just something he probably has. Well, that's what Wack was like. Because you're not from the streets,

you don't realize how lucky you are. Yeah, no idea how to touch. Yeah, I don't know. Going back to what you said with the young man's stuff, that primal to be the, and what we were talking about a little bit earlier, with Mark, you're just an importance of doing a sport and being coached and having your ego

just shattered sometimes by a coach, like telling you, you're not shit or something like that, just to, you know, and then all of a sudden you take that and grow with that and understand like, oh, what the world of being humble is. You know what you mean? In sports you have to learn to work with all these different personalities. All these different personalities. You know, being Chrissy, just definitely putting together a tour called the thick cast tour.

And I've harped on, and you know this, for so long, how we need to do the blue comedy tour again. And like everybody gets to get into these huge theaters. Well, Chris, the reason me and Chris, he'd get along so well is, Chris, he's not crazy. Chris, he'd grew up of team sports. He's stable. And, you know, he played college basketball. So he used to the team. So when I say this, he, we reciprocate each other. Yeah, it's awesome. And then Chrissy D goes, I think you and I vibe, he goes, because we come from team sports, like we get, we get give and take. He's like, we're not bigger than I don't come from these sports, but I've always been that guy. Yeah, you

always do. I've always been that guy. I never understood how most comics I and I've took and I won't mention names most comics are not Dude when I tried to Steve Harvey the the fucking rat pack comedy tour. Yeah After a week. I was like I'm out Fucking off because this guy want this guy need to be on the cover and all of my picture needs to be bigger And I need this much more money. I'm like, oh awesome. Because this guy need to be on the cover. All of my pictures needs to be bigger. I need this much more money. I'm like, brother, it's pretty black. I've never, it's like the UFC.

It's like it's pretty black, like you sell this. I have never understood. I have never understood how they don't understand the strength existing numbers. And I like that. I remember when the first one, I'll say existing numbers. Fun.

Yup. Big mouth, Kings of Comedy. That was my pitch. No shit. That's my pitch. It's like, shit stuff the the memories We would have that we can make more money on the road on our own so what you make we can have great memory Still make decent money and have great memories. We can actually know we can actually make all the money on the road

Because what happens is if you look at blue-collar comedy tour if you have a great tour and people are really funny That's how shit blows up. Yeah, you do a special of 20 minutes each of, whatever it might be. Well, you think about both of those specials, like the blue collar comedy tour and the King's Academy. Those still hold its weight the day in 2021. But they change every single watching pad for all of them.

And they are all making, see if they've already put together, and who has given them problems and they kicked them off the tour, remember? I can't remember who was that. He's the mastermind behind all the other dude. He's amazing So there was a guy on there who was like man I should be closing the show out blah blah blah and then he was complaining that a card didn't pick him up here Oh Steve Harvey went oh, we're good. Yeah, why you just know what we'll find somebody. I think that's a

They brought the deal on the yellow. Yeah, yeah, and in Bernie Mac Most people don't realize Bernie Mac toy like he was he was still like you know, he was still Bernie Mac But he wasn't like he was a Bernie Mac. Yeah, and based off of that tour He that's how we got the Bernie Mac TV show, but how great it to talk about teamwork so Bernie Mac was you know He wasn't as famous as any of those guys. He was the least famous guy, but he was the best comment Oh first first first night on the tour they all gone but Bernie goes first. Shuts the fucking place down where Cedric and all the boys are like holy god damn follow that.

But their monsters they do the second second second on tour in another city. Same thing. Hey Bernie you close. That's the thing done. Bernie, do you know what that's for? Cedric came in, I think you should go last. Oh, I was sad. You gotta close bro. Yeah, but it wasn't like Cedric, it wasn't like Bernie's like,

hey, I'm not care of that. That's digging a hole in Bernie Mac, cause good comics aren't, but there's not a sport world here. Here we are, we're having fun. And you know, if you ever see Rogan and I did a meat eater, the first episode we ever did, and Rogan were about to hunt, were in the Missouri breaks, and Rogan goes,

we're representing, we're representing comics, man. Gotta do a good job, and I look at Rogan, I go, yeah, that unified bunch. And he starts laughing so hard, but it was so true. It's like, stop acting like anybody here gets it far. I, you know, none of them. None of them. If you guys didn't do well,

it would be like, how dare you like down the comedy. Yeah. But all those dudes, all those dudes like, from the blue collar and King's the comedy are selling out shows today. And what those specials were like, almost 20 years ago. There's a lot of rena.

That's what I'm saying. The rena. So it's like, you know, sometimes you got to, I don't know, it's hard to see the big picture. Yeah. It's damn impossible. There's a long way to it. There's a long way to it. Especially now where all those dudes are still relevant.

But stuff to come into my cave, you know, don't do this city because we do this with the, you know, whatever the thick cast tour and, you know, don't do this city because we do this with the you know Whatever the thick cast tour and you know like do live that city in eight months I know dude you're only burning 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes and then if you're gonna get new fans think you can go back down six months and you sell even more take it Is that what they did on blue collars? If they only do like 20 minutes? I don't know what they did I Think it was that's it. Yeah, that's how I found out about Ron White. Well, Ron White got his, that's what blew him up. Oh, it was a dude.

I was also awesome, but yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, you gotta have the town. And then they came up there together and kind of like did their little riffing thing as a group at the end. Yeah. To watch how podcasting has changed comedy is amazing too.

Not for the worst either for a lot of ways for the better. But I mean, for the better. And yeah, but you were able to make money way faster as a comic. You know, comics didn't make money. Yeah, not of us made money back. Even the good ones. That's all you want to do. You want to get a TV show and get all through it.

Yeah, Brian was such a mother fucker. Yeah. And now all of a sudden people people out there still a few guys like that. Yeah, like that are like they're just doing to jump to something else. Jump to something else. But they must when do it forever and I understand like that road life. Yeah, after after a certain point, yeah, we find a fucking, you know, buffalo and then the next week you're in Miami, it's like and then flying back to LA, like it's a beast. Yeah, man. I mean, honestly, I'm the warbiddy, you know, it and the next week you're in Miami, it's like, and then you're flying back to LA, like it's a beast.

Yeah, man. I mean, honestly, I'm the world, but you know, it's a beast. Yeah, it's honestly, if Eddie Murphy, yeah, like when I think about Eddie Murphy, it's like, I mean, he probably, you know, has the itch for comedy and that's probably why he wants to get back into it.

But I mean, honestly, if I, I mean, if it were me and I had his career, I'd probably like, I'm still, yeah. I'm still like, I'm like, man,, I'm telling you, I got my family, my kids. I'm a couple of intimate sets of the store every now and then. It's my biggest big stuff. But like, he still does movies and stuff. Money, money, money does dull your instrument most of the time.

Most, unless you're having hard work. Unless you're kept in fucking hard. What are you saying? Well, money, money will a lot of times dull your instrument. It'll, it'll, it'll, you're not relatable, right? Yeah, or it just makes you, not quite as converge. I have a short, short heard. Some people, what you think, like,

you think about Kevin Hartz, McHale is now all about family. Yeah. He's not gonna tell you how much money has. I feel like majority of his, majority of his, all about his family, which everybody can relate to. It's not a, I think Kevin's work ethic is on point. I just think he does, he stretches himself out a little too much.

Like, it's like, he does everything. And I don't think you can be great at doing it when you do 10 projects at once. I think I'd be a little careful with it. And it's really hard. So, it's Kevin Craig. I mean, name one thing he does that's been badly. He's all the fuck overdue.

He's show on top gear, whatever it is. Him and his boys, they have a car show. You know, he hosted the limping. Oh yeah, the specials, him and his boys, they have the car show, you know, he hosted the limping. Oh yeah, the specials, his movies, like, yeah, I mean, that was really likes being silly more. Nobody likes laughing. Oh yeah. He's a silly goose and generous as fuck as a human being, just in spirit.

He's a very good teacher of all his bullets. He says, his boys, they are great too. All the guys around him are great. They're all great, they're one of the, what are they call them, paper cup boys? Yeah, they're plastic cup boys. Everyone of those motherfuckers. They're all great gals.

They all got, smash-leak specials. They, good, you know? Cause They're all great. They all got smash especially specials. Yeah, they good, you know, because they're all great. And that's our hours. I don't know. I don't think it's our. I think all I like everyone

of those guys. I mean, yeah, like I mean certain guys, I mean, I mean, Adam Sandler, he takes care of his dudes. Yeah, I mean, they all, they all do. I always respect that. I always appreciate that.

He always puts them in. Oh, it's cool. The other two is like, I mean like I mean yet super another super paid That's all coming but like you know doesn't seem like out of touch and seems like he's able to still like Relate like dude to go out just on the street and play back Pick up basketball game with random people That's the way you want to be no and meanwhile, this guy's got massive amount of money, but like it's like, I think it is always interesting

when you see people with, especially when it comes to the comedy world, where they do have so much money, but they still have that skill to be able to relate to some fans. It's a goal is to be able to simplify everything. Yeah, so the money. It's a lot of money for your bills, man. right? Yeah, so the money, I know, yeah.

Money for your bills, man. And you don't have enough money for your children, for sure. Yeah, and that last special, that special that Adam Sandler did, fucking amazing. Unique for sure. Yeah. And he did that song about Chris Farley

was looking, makes everybody tear ya out. I know. So sad. Fuck, that's a crazy story. We got you. Looking it up right now. Um, how's that new keyboard?

Is that what we call a keyboard switchboard? It's a video mixer, video switcher. Producer slash fighter. Chin ye. Fighter. I mean, I saw what you did yesterday. I'm tired. This is pretty cool brand.

Don't Kyle and Christian want to fight you? Like, oh yeah, so since we were trying to get you out the door, me and Brian, well actually it was just me to be honest, right, Brian? Yeah, Brian, man. So we're gonna probably have Christian and Kyle try to get me out the door. Oh, that makes sense.

Yeah, because it seems like the same, you know. I know. I'm not, man. You don't want these props. That's gonna be hard. I'm gonna ask the problem. The short Kings are in the build. Chin has hot energy.

He's got hot energy. But he's small. He's skinny. Chin is not that skinny. He's got a small. Very skinny. Kitchen scrappy, man. I'm skinny fat, which is a bummer.

But we'll change that soon, right, bro. I mean, I heard Brennan Chobbs School for Jiu Jitsu was gonna take me in Kylo under his wing. I mean, that's what I was told. Well, Brennan's got those nasty chairs. I like how he has to take two people for chin. I mean, I can't really see it. They're tiny, yeah, they're smaller.

Hey, hey, hey. But I don't mean nothing. I want five Henry Soutou. Yeah, that'd be a bad thing. Exactly. Hey, Chin, have you ever seen Bugsife, the two little guys that jump on each other? I remember Bugsife, but I don't know what Bugsife is.

It's the two, I think. They might be Rolly police. I don't remember Bugsife. It's the two I think. They might be Rolly Polis, but they're the two short bugs. And when they fight, they jump on one gets on the other shoulders. Hey, he's... Henry's bigger than... Where's him, right? He might be a little taller. What are you again?

Five forward. Right there, talk. Yeah, they're there. Talk, talk. That's Christian and Kyle in a half. You say what they're five for? Oh, it should be. Maybe five, three. Yeah, he they are top. Yeah, that's Christian and kind of half Oh, I should be maybe five three. Yeah, he's so tiny. That's hilarious But he's got a walk around a 160 right? Oh God no, no damn You kill these references Tiny tiny good. That's you guys there you guys

There you guys are. We'll welcome her to tap from by the way. There you go. That's Christian, Kyle, fighting Chin. Chin's the big beetle. Yeah. There's, there's Dana. So who wants to fight again, but he's not being allowed to? That's what I heard. The fight, the fight. It's called you want to be once.

I thought I heard you want to wait, because you want to fight Peter Yon, but Peter's fight, I was made. Okay. And then if you want to fight, he fight, Brian Marano, if you want to come out, it'll be a fun fight. Ooh. So he does want to fight though. Oh, yeah, Henry wants to fight good shit

Marino Well, I don't bet against Henry's hood or in any no should I'd like to see Peter Yan and him go But say who doesn't night. Well, but think about it. He likes to still comp cake as Peter on has fight out Jimmy he beats him He's TJ's guaranteed next title shot So you have to get through TJ. And then so Henry's out late till next year. The only thing about Peter, yeah, as you got great hips,

he can sprawl, he's got good take down defensive. Great boxing. And great boxing, but the great boxing means I gotta get in your grill and you're very open for a double or single leg. So I say, who's gonna take him down? That's, I don't know. So who's not a big double guy, if I feel you? He's not a big down? That's, I don't know. So who does not be double guy by a failure?

He's not double. He can do it twice, double, yeah. But yeah, I mean, who does, I mean, it's fucking, if you're gonna get that close to a wrestler, I just do it so good. Yeah. Alrighty, so we haven't heard from Brendan Frazier in quite some time, right?

I know that, I always cried myself on being the most famous Brendan. One of the nicer people on the planet. For sure. Apparently has a piece on him that would have trouble getting into this room. No, no. Now to be, he's aging like a raisin.

He is aging strongly. There he is. Yes. But he's returning with like two really big movies. The feel better here than Brian. What'd you say, Jen? So this is a Martin Scorsese movie. I think he probably went other than knife for that.

That looks like, uh, those look like plugs. That 100% looks like that. Oh, well, he's a human hedgehog. So that's no, he had to get big for a role, right? He puts a video on it. Put it on. I just put on some way. But maybe he is.

Very big. You remember his body for like, uh, in scene no man. Of course, when he played Georgia, the junk move, who was shred. It was like the one of the best looking guys at that time. He was. He followed times that hey come here real quick. Well start losing weight and start losing his hair and start eating a little too much. That's that's a lot of maybe just got paid.

I was like, what was that movie? He did. But a good man. Something mummy. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. The mummy. Let me see him.

Let me see him when he was young and all right. But real quick, this is a cast for this this March, which case that's what you're saying movie So yeah mom is a caprio. He's coming out big Wow All right, so you want to see him younger? Is it a movie out of gangsters clearly? Yeah, I don't see anything besides gangster. Wait, is it a true story? Hold on Never mind flower moon killers of Killers of the Flower moon. Who was the Flower moon?

Why don't you use that photo for him? Big Jesse Plenty. He looks like that now. Members of a Saga tribe in the United States are murdered under mysterious circumstances in the 1920s. Okay, I'm in for that. A major FBI investigator in the Volving J. Eger Hoover. Who's a gay man?

So that's cool. It's my favorite movie, Raging Fall right there. What? Fact. What's that? Hoover was a gay man so that's cool? My favorite movie, Rage and Fall right there. What? Facts, yeah. What's that? Hoover was a gay man. Yes he was dressed up in women's clothes. Yeah, what?

There's you in the mummy right there. Nah, he's got it. Well then there he is. There he is, there he is with us long hair. Look at his body there. That's towards the jungle. Yeah. Big, big kid.

All, everybody's six three. The answer is shit. I'm one of the best looking ball-jaw. Hey, John, line. Nah, he's, he's he's good Do you sure girl, but you know he doesn't care anymore. I forgot He doesn't I'm an interview. He doesn't care at all hairheads. Yeah, airhead. Yeah, he'll steal your mouth He's such a nice guy though. He's such a good guy. There's this incident. No, that's not a scene. Oh man

That's not it. Oh, I heard okay. Oh, you're a great man. I'm sailor. Yeah, and Steve Oh, you're right. Oh, you're right. It's great. I'm saying that. Yeah, in a Steve uh, machine me. Who wouldn't such a limit? God, it's such a underrated movie. It's so fucking good. Well, Farley's there. It's a good

good. Oh, yeah. That's insane. I'm in. Yeah. Paulie sure. Paulie. Yep. Do bread and phrase and Paulie sure should do a podcast together. Be said. Well, Paulie, get an episode about a podcast together. Be safe, huh? We'll follow you through. Just get that stuff over with.

What? Oh, I was sun and low. Let's get moving. I love that movie. Yeah, Paulie. I like Paulie. Oh, yeah, I love Paulie. Oh, it's my buddy.

Yeah, I love Paulie. I haven't seen him in a long time. He's good people. Well. Okay. Connor. Connor. This, I just thought, was interesting because I'll show you in a second

You see some random girl so he's just in LA getting some like dinner and then he's walking to his car with his crutches And there's some girl right next to him behind him How long do we see back in the cage, Connor? You see her in a sec? Connor, come on out. Connor, come on out. Connor, could be something super strong. Come on, come on out. Connor, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, Yeah, you're looking great. We're so but if you keep watching Connor as a side piece Trust me. No, it's not yeah She's like Connor

Yeah, she was sorry. She was like, you like Connor? No, no Thank you so much. I don't want to get that fuck out of the league So just who musica keeps some anus. Psychic, I know. Some exhausting person's gum. That's his job. You guys think like some of them genuinely show up and like just know that the person is there.

Like we were talking about last time how like some people, some some lives are like. Call before we hear. I don't think Conner's gonna die. I'm just from the right, because it gives the restaurant publicity. So the girl working the friend desk is gonna call me and be like, hey, Conner's here.

If you see a black woman who got up and just started doing sign language, at the press call, I saw Sam triple the closest. Turns out she does no. Oh, I'm so late. She's faking it just to get it out. The guy with one something, tell me that, Ray, she's doing jingle bells right now.

She's not singing Watch this shit. This is so fucking funny right there right there right there. Watch this Yeah She waved her arms around like she was singing jingle bells So one outrage sign language expert the woman identified as oh god I fucking oh my shots. I love her look the woman simply showed up out of that is all L.A. She's all she's great. Come on man. You got to love her She's doing a great job look at her man. I love her. She waved her arms around

You got a love man. I love her. She waved her arms around. You got a love for her, man. Come on. That shit is funny. That is funny. It's a little crazy, but yeah. But it's just such a goo. Also such a random thing to just be a frog. Yeah, why do you want to be in there? Yeah, what? Yeah, it's so boring. Yeah, but that's what she does. She's a fraudster. That is an AK-47. Oh, that is an AK-47. That's an AK-47. Oh, it is? Yeah.

Oh, okay. Well, yeah, that was just, I someone sent this to me too. Like in San Francisco, I guess, dry by shooting the grown up. And this one was some random girl sticking out of, outside of a window. She's right. And she fired it. And I know. And then the AK47 is a real fucking good job.

That's a bad job. Yes, Jesus Christ. It's a kick. I can imagine. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. It's not like shooting an AR 15. That's a big round. Russian. Was it a 5 5 3 or something? 7 6 2 7 6 2 or something. I take it.

Yeah. 7 6 2. I'm not going to cut store. I'm not going to cut store. You did. He's on a set of hundreds of times. I've just stopped Christian Ears working on a gun store. I talked to these soldiers who said when in...

I've kind of found one, they were shoot and they have it on auto. They never really, they never have to worry about it because they would shoot and the gun would just kick up automatically so the bullets go over your head. And then they go on, Jesus. Shh. I talked to him.

I talked to Annie Stimbo. I was like, when is your gun on auto? Like when he goes, never, I'm never on auto. He goes, I go, no, but I mean, when are you laying cover, he goes, I'm never on auto, okay? Don't say laying cover. He goes, auto, yeah, he goes, auto'm never on on it. He goes I go no, but I mean when are you laying cover? He goes I'm never on Okay, don't say laying cover. He goes auto. Yeah, he goes auto is for actors and assholes Okay, so don't act as the math tools. Then I then at the mud some of you guys like I wear I wear a scarf

Because you know when you're in a firefight the guys hot bullets fall into your neck and he calls me I go anybody standing at close to you in a firefight is a tactical asshole fucking love Andy Okay, some of Kat's current events here So this mother is actually Filipina and her husband's Nigerian and I guess a lot of people are asking her Or is that your baby or whatever? So this is like a clap back to them weird. Yeah, I Is that your baby or whatever? So this is like a clap back to them. Weird.

Yeah. I know. I know. Is that your kid or your father, your baby? My career on TikTok. Oh, one. She's pretty. Question.

When the pandemic first started, my neighbor started this business called Bar My Black Baby. And I thought, perfect. Because I was time to start my career on TikTok as a TikTok mom, but I didn't have a black baby and I didn't have a mom. So I asked my husband, will you make a black baby with me? And he said, you know, I don't see the value of that. I said, it's good for views.

He said, I don't care. And so, you know, until I can convince him, the baby's self-uncute, to our future. Yes, I will. She's so funny. Continuing to borrow my neighbor's black baby. She's great. She's fucking great. She's so lovely.

I love her. The husband. Good sense. You don't have to. Well, these are the pictures. Well done. Oh, yeah. That baby's my favorite.

But that's her baby. That baby's so cute. That baby's like me. She is easy on the eyes. Easy on the eyes. easy on the eyes. Easy on the eyes and intelligent. Intelligent and funny. I'm a little bit of that.

That baby's so cute. Have a picture with your birthday cake growing up. Is that Chappelle's dad? That baby's dad. He's got a gaffer. Is that Chappelle in five years? Is that Chappelle the Grey Bear? Chappelle the Fog Tourism is that one time?

Are you think about have gray hair in five years? Maybe 10. I have like little, little, little, little, little, little. So, you like gray in what? Two years, three years? I mean 10, but yeah. No, I mean, but I was like, how long were you starting to gray?

I don't know, you tell me. I don't know. I'm gray now. You don't have gray, where you started this? Three years ago? A little bit. It happened like I got gray, gray. When I first met he had like fucking flush here. Yeah, no.

God's his barber. Still good looking. Tough here. What else you got, Jim? Wait, are you into Asian girls at all, or no? Fuck yeah. What, yeah, what? Yeah, who's curious about the Chicago style?

I should tell you what the style is hot that's a Women's film you know if you're not in the heart of your guy What you're like dream like dream girl like what type? What girlfriend right now? I'm color but I imagine I you don't talk right I know yeah, I don't about what what why she is not that interesting of a topic Well, she's great. What do we want to say? What about a Christian she's not that exciting She's on my page I posted a picture you actually post picture. Yeah, I mean hot second ago

But like also if you have to like 100 guesses, Christian, you guess white. Yeah, that's right. I have one guess. If I give you 1000 guesses, you all thousand be white. Oh, no. Quite some time ago. Okay, two years ago, you've been doing this. No, it's not, so it's cool.

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That's funny. Oh, kick his ass. And I was kind of on the guy. Elon Musk. Oh, nice guy. Lames, accidental tap for following tour user. Some girl got really excited because she got followed by Elon Musk and then he says, sorry, accidental tap.

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I knew you knew. I wasn't even on Twitter. I didn't even post. I'm your profile. I didn't know. Yeah. I didn't know people could see me. And I never unfollowed them.

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But why is why is her booty hole? I don't see anybody home. Oh, I know she did she said a nice thing about me actually Go to media. I think a long time ago and then they're booty going on there So if I click on it, I'll keep scrolling down. You'll see it trust me. I didn't know she post stuff I think she's the one I I kind of like She's up for on this talk show I did and I think she post I just don't I don't know who would pay for her only Thanks she went hard at you mean you went hard at paper only fans It looks like a thanksgiving him I think I'm wrong brah She's not terrible you wow brah. It's cuz you little she's kind of sex there right right there. Yeah keep going kid to side

Yeah, let's not pardon brother. She didn't have any gone on it in a while booty hole pigs on here. She did for the longest time She's cute personally. Yeah, she's yeah, there's something sexy about Are you guys Probably what a hater yeah Christian. Yeah, She got a lot of hate for it or no. No asshole pictures Christian. By the way, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, there are a lot of men that love her.

I'll tell you. Yeah, of course. I'm starting with you. I feel like you, you're not afraid of that. And I'm not. No one has afraid of me. Christians are afraid of you too.

Yeah, you too. No, no, no, no, no. It's just, no, no, no, no. I like thick girls. It's just her as a person too, I just don't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, go around is this fact? Yeah, oh, what is this she when she was dating Jason Nash She what oh no, she's pretty keep going she would go she would get mad if he talked to anyone like like he talked to a girl Before they were even dating and she freaked out on them yet She would do all scummy shit like show him pictures with her with some other dudes dick in his mouth

I don't know they relationship like that though. This is online world. It sounds like a guy's dick's mouth. Yeah, this is exactly what we're talking about. And we're whacked on him. Yay! How's Jason Nash doing? Yeah.

What's his name? Is that your boy? Who's Jason Nash? I'm not him. I've known him for 23 years. Oh, you? Since New York. Yeah, I've known Jason for that.

I think you thought you'd talk about different Jason Nash. Jason Nash, blonde hair. Santa Canadian. Yeah. Tenga. Is he older? Yeah. There is. Oh, you dated her. I've known Jason for 26 years. I love 23 years. Yeah. He's he uh, he was married. I guess not anymore. Yeah, he got married. He when he got divorced, that's when him and Trisha paid a start to date. Oh, I took a skateboarder. Yeah, he um, he was a comic, and I don't know what he's doing. You think of Walter now?

Yeah. Okay. David Dober came, he was doing stand-up. David Dober came into a show and gave everyone their money back. Well, in the middle of his set, which I thought was fucking hysterical. Yeah, he was, well, he was, he was, he was,

he was, he was, I got into it when I was, I got into it during the pandemic. Before that, not really. That's a lot. That's too much. I don't know any too much. She's in the sun. Yeah. But you just out here, he ain't known as you don't know the relationship. You don't know what. Everything I've heard. I've never I haven't heard one. But you don't eat them. So you can't judge a lot of lights cover. I don't I can't judge a

book by its cover. Oh, man. I'm telling you. You want to wait. You got to go full sometimes from her. Right. Not bad. You got to go for some time. You're hearing it from her ex. Not bad. No, it wasn't even her ex. It was just everything I read. Everything I read. Everything I read.

Everything I read. Usually if they're a good person, you're so hard to get. I haven't read anything good about it. Nothing good about it at all. Read a book. I gave a problem. Watch a movie. Watch a movie.

I want to say, you can't afford problem. Watch your movie. Watch your movie. Watch your book. I want to say, I'm bored of promises. Yeah, right. When I get bored of the conversation, I'm starting singing, I gotta go. Yeah. When I'm bored, I'm starting.

Oh shit. This is a Kansas lawmaker who also worked as a substitute teacher, apparently kicked a kid in the nuts or need him in the nuts. What? Yeah, I got it. I'm just fucking it. So my school kids my need to get needin' a nut. He said Thank you guys. Yeah. Some of you just fucking ask. So my school kids my need to get needin' a nut. He said that yeah, he said that he was like,

they planned to get him irritated to the point where he got had to do that. Hey listen, I did a show for teens last night at the Hollywood improv. Let me tell you, little motherfuckers. It's a drag drag. I don't know if it was karma because I was a bad kid or some shit, the man they were just shouting out at me, bro.

They just went stop like, they were just kind of routed it was the age range was 13 to 16 and they told and Hollywood Whenever I said don't hold back cuz they like they like it. I don't know what it's like I had a nine-year-old kid tell me to fuck off I know you have it are you using the cordon? He goes yeah, we are fuck off And my goes Jeremiah or Elijah you can't say that. And I was like, and all I did is I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, young man. He's a little baby, young man. I did it all right.

He's my line. My son says, fuck off. Maybe younger. Yeah, we are using it, fuck off. You're all, it was a paddle time. So I was like, I wanted to play paddle time. So my girl was like, whoa, what the fuck, kid? I like this, kid.

Are you using it? Yeah, fuck off. This happened now. Are you ready to do it? Nine years old. Yeah, we do. Yeah, we are, fuck off. I love this, kid.

I was like, can we get him on the bomb? May's well, right? Oh, shit. What's he got, kid? He's protecting his mom, I think. That's really bad. Yeah. Brad's some creepy dudes hitting on his mom.

Fuck off. Yep. Do you guys know who Princess Eugenie is? I don't know, but she shouldn't apologize to you. Do I? I was like to see her. Me too. Well, this is not her, but this is a model.

I guess Princess Eugenie's husband was found on a yacht with three different women, and then this girl had her bikini top off, and she said the reason it was off is because it got wet, so she had to take it off then this girl had her bikini top off and she said the reason it was office because it got wet I make a video bikini top guy What's the problem? Oh, the guy's married the guy's marriage princess you genie wait hold up Who's the teen woff on the right and then who's the non-kiddle guy in the middle? Which one's the prince

Because they're both Prince. Oh, no, because they're both shit. Teen Wolf. Look at him. And then the first ball she she's she's covering her stuff. That guy's shitting. They're both shitting. So shitting. Which one's lose Teen Wolf on the right?

What Teen Wolf is the prince? Yeah. Holy fuck. That's funny. So this guy. Yeah, he's got he's got to do some bench. Should hang on to whatever he got. And that's a lot of hands of Prince. He's a friend. And that but that's his wife. The one funny so this got yeah he's got he's got to do some things should hang on to whatever he got and that's a lot of his a print and that but that's his wife the one with the rot wailer head god well that is princess you genie and her husband

why did you who's teen wolf on the right there is a wild wailer head no we can't go over that. No, we have to, did you hear what he just said about this one? That's fucking, the rock-wilder. That doesn't, brother. Brother's head is fucking, there's sweat. Oh wow. Well, you know, who's that? That's one of the models of the body. Can I ask you a question?

It's offensive for that, where are top? I know, it's uncomfortable. I mean, it's uncomfortable. When you look that good, isn't there something about just being free and not everyone? Do it if every see your girl on the yacht and nobody else in the picture. Shucking dick.

There's only one way to pay for that yacht. You don't think that she's there for her personality? Probably she's one of the good girls. Listen, she don't know how to steer the ship. She's there for one reason. What, I'm so confused right now. I would imagine she's the first to be on her. She got it.

French. She's her skinny. Well, a little too skinny. She spells rock hard right now. No, I'm not. She won. Now, now she might surprise you with her non-inist. Sometimes, sometimes you get somebody's bone thin and a deep pervert and that's a whole

difference. It's a chase. Yeah, they tell me so. I mean, I'm just saying. So all depends on dick. Let's do a girl Hands on dick Yeah, she's under best life man. She points in his brother. No, little skinny for me They'll wait too late to lie in the ass for me. Yeah, feel like a brain dish Like a rain to see that see that see that private jet. Yeah, you don't think she's flying it not pilot

You don't think she's paying for it. Hey, she's not serving drinks kids. So she didn't oh she oh when we get in the air Oh, when we get in the air you get nuts. I like We get in the air hold on see belts coming off and guess what what you get not. I'm so confused I'm not honey roasted daddy, but I don don't understand, did I? I feel like she's... Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's there because she's bringing her personality to the table. What's... Oh, go ahead and get...

What are you saying? You're nuts. Well, that's a private beach somewhere and she paid to get there. Oh, no, I bet she has a ton of money and she pays for it. She's working real hard. She's another private jet. She's a...

Oh, there's she is, skiing in the Alps. Oh, we got on those slopes. You think you're getting hot chocolate after this? Hey, I don't know. You would think we're gonna chill and you're drinking hot cocoa. I have a great personality. I'm independent and I'm intelligent. Yeah, yeah.

And I'm funny. My friend Sam, funny. Sure. My friend Sam, funny. Sure, put the cocoa down because it's time to go to work for that. Try and horse there. Mm-hmm. I appreciate that.

Good horseback riding. Yeah, that's it. That riding a horse there. Mm-hmm. I appreciate that. Good horse back riding. Yeah, that's a photo shoot. Mm-hmm. This one? There she's nice and Ferrari. Yeah, that one. Yeah, that's a 10 foot hoop and that's a basketball.

Yeah. Anyone want to play? That license wouldn't have come, bro. Oh, you get a play. That's, there's not a lot of, she's gorgeous. Yeah, you play in doubles. She's a model with my nuts, right? You feel me?

Dude, I don't know what you're talking about, bro. I'm gonna ask you to please keep your, I mean, she's very well. Oh, this is no type of jet. She might own that jet. She might be an entrepreneur. She maybe she, she's not. She looks like she works for the money.

And that's all I'm trying to say. I will give her this. Looks like she has a fantastic life. I'll give her that. She does have a fantastic life. And'll give her that does have a fantastic life And the music will stop event magic night music will stop make sure you marry either keto guy non-keto guy or Get with the hairy boy. You got a get with hairy boy. I just got a gap. Is that a gap a little bit much room? I love it. She also looks like too big front teeth like why I think it's like big chicklets very cute big chicklets Very cute, but I'm not our not our speed. I already bored

She's not getting on my private jet. No, if I had one. She can know your private jet. Oh, yeah Yeah, why not yeah, Kristen's in for it. I Think damn Belsarine had the best looking women ever But the business Bill's hearing girls are the. I think is he back on social media? He's in Vegas though. My boy just hung out with where you go. What why do you get off social media? I just hate. I don't think that laid low, you know. Well, come see me. What that prince is Jeff there, though. What? See me in Houston, August 19, 2021. And then I'll be it, and God, I'll be in Buffalo, helium. It's great to have a lot of 4-11.

Floor plane trip. Dude, start sucking dick fly private. I might Denver, Colorado. How many works? Do you come to my street? Just an old twink. Can you just fly private? I would like to do it.

If I didn't only fans, how much money do you think I would make? Seven dollars. That's it. Yeah. What would I do on only fans? Show you an asshole. That's what I have to do. Yeah jackoff. It's one of some younger gay dudes out there They're like a little older man. No, no, no. What we need to do is get you a young like rich twink but daddy

To fly private to Buffalo It's a lot of money, huh? His friends are gonna have to join. Why? Oh, I Don't think anybody I'm not if your heart can handle it. I'm not making any sense. You might be right. It's something to consider, man. It's not a bad idea though. You just get like some young twink is rich as fuck. Now you're taking pictures on yachts.

Wait, do I have to do stuff with the twink? I'm sorry, do you not a, do you not a stair fucking cruise ship? No. Well, I can learn. Sure. Time for you to learn. So do I have to be, I gotta be,

I gotta be, I'll put this way. I'm the old guy who has to be ready to go at all times. But that means I have to have sex with him though. And he's a bro. So, oh, so he's banked. Daddy's working. Wait, hold on, I gotta know though, the thing is, I don't think he's gonna want to sex with me

He wants me to sex with him No, no, no, no, you don't use that honey holes getting. Yeah, my old honey. My old honey hole's taking it I know I know it's a nightmare. I don't understand How this came your fine private to Buffalo so I get a private jet. Yeah, but you mean pretty You stand up. You can do your shows Would you could you even consider that? Dead honest like if some young twink heard this like I have a private jet. I like Like dude, I'll fly with for the rest of the store for the rest of the year. Oh, yes to do

Every now and then I'm dead serious. All right like let me ask you this See how you got? Yeah. Would you consider it? Hit me up on it. Yeah. At Brian Callett. What about this?

Let's say you were single, right? Yeah. And it was an old lady. Yeah. Dude, like 75, non-kilo. Sure. Looks like my grandma, but she has a fucking private jet, a big yacht, she'll fly you all of the country once a month,

you're gonna have to do some work. No problem. You would be up for it, right? The problem is how do I get it up? I got to do a lot of Seattle. You could get it up? That's new, daddy. For big moments, but if you watch like porno,

and then you're like, come in now. You gotta do your best, yeah. You'd have to. What do I get for it? I don't know what big mom, but if you watch like porno and then you're like come in now. I got a dear best Yeah, you'd have to what do I get for it? Come in Margaret yet any anywhere you want to go private jet So for your entire tour then when you're off you get a stater house rent free yet food and I have a talk all the clothes You can handle and I have a talk my girl and I go once a month though You just once a month you're staying with her all night if you don't do that you're a bitch Sock it up Right now she smells like oatmeal cookies.

I like oatmeal cookies. Even better. Even better. I like oatmeal cookies. I bet there's some guys who do that. There are some guys who do that. No, I get kids. Like if you're single, I have no kids.

Hey, I have kids too, you fuck. Yeah, you gave him the situation. You got to own them now though. Yeah, but it's just one of the month throw it. You can't throw it. Yeah, but it just wants to month, pal. And you went in, and they never find out. Yeah. Oh, I have, I physically can't. What?

I just couldn't. It lasts one month. And she like, dude, you're the worst way I know. It's hard to do. Hard to get it out. You don't think you can get it out. I just feel like a dirt bag. Getting it out is very difficult, like for that situation.

For that type of situation about yeah all right last one then we'll end this yeah handsome young man and all you do is jack them off be a stermin the eye once a month jack them off step hard jack one thing this is okay but not like this like right oh yes I look oh yeah do me a favor where do I sign to do it where do I sign yeah that I'd probably be more open to that than that of course you would oh my gosh now here's a problem But all my friends I'll be down for Margaret. No, let me ask you to go Morgan said the jack and a guy big yeah big Morgan So let me ask you Let me ask you some beyond

Fiance yeah, I'm gonna open but you got to put your mouth on it now. No, no He's good looking his phone. I'm out. And he's got a big, heavy piece. Hold on, he's very shredded, clean, he's clean. And he's got, he's got a paddy lip piece on it. He's a very good looking man. You gotta kiss him. No, no, hold on, dude, I'm not done.

You have to come out. I'm already out though before yourself. You gave him all these situations. Yeah, mine's just jacking him off, dude. He stopped bringing up a Elizabeth Hurley's son. Yeah, he is. All right, bro. Me and mine was pretty good. I'm the other night in bed He's a beauty and I said how I said he's a beautiful human being my girl goes

He's all right when you're out of your mind. Hold on and she goes are you gay? I go I might be now now I went to bed look at giant Look at these gorgeous now dude. He's a gorgeous human be honest be honest now. I want you to wait That's a that's a yes, that's it's his mom, but he's a dude So all you gotta do about what that's a dude. Look at me. Do go to his IG once a month. I'm gonna give you a hundred million. Yes Wait, what I Didn't ask a question. I thought to hang out. No, no, that's He's a beautiful. He's definitely gay, right?

Yeah, no, he probably just model. He's a model. I thought that was him. Please, what a girl right there. Fellas? Strict guys don't eat like that. You don't take pictures with, nah, he, his eyebrows are too, don't even have hands on him.

Yeah, he's a good looking human being. Well, he's very feminine Also is here's about that now he about to kiss that girl right there, bro Well, he's a gorgeous human being so there are people that would want to have sex with them including Brennan Now, but I'm gonna need him to shave down though. Shepal. Yeah, he'll share could you do it with him? Hey, oh no, I could Hey, oh no. I could. Hey, all know. I think if you spent enough time with the A.

Have you had like a really dope personality? Yeah, you'd kiss him. I would make out with him. The kissing's worth it. He's beautiful. He's beautiful. I take it easy. And then I think I think you said beautiful how many times.

You would 100% let him do things to you for money. I don't think so, dude. You're such a fucking baby. You know that? You're fucking disappointed. You're looking creature. You're such a bitch. You really are. You tell me that that beautiful young lady or whatever. I mean, she is beautiful. He's just a mom. He's not an actor or anything. Is that his daughter, too? Is that his sister, I mean? Where? That whole family, isn't it? They're all about him? That's his girl.

His mom is such a dime. His mom is one of the hottest of all time. Of all time. Of all white, because Bill Clinton used to fly for booty calls to the White House? I have no doubt. Facts! I believe that.

Facts? Yes. You ultimate fuck boy. Of all fuck boys. Bill Clinton used to fly here into the White House. She is the hottest thing ever. Ever. Ever. Dude, in English, she's super fucked. Oh, anagrate house. She is the hottest thing ever ever dude, and she's still English

She's super hot and a great actress. She's great at everything look at her so hot dude her accent. She's so hot her and Who was married to Sean Sean who's married to Sean Penn Robin Wright? You see it look at Elizabeth Rowan. Look at her look at her dude look at her there. Wait Go go yeah that one that one with the yeah that one look at her dude. Look at her there. Wait, you can clean clove of goat. Go go. Yeah, that one. That one with the. Yeah, that one. Look at her. Imagine that's your mom. I do look at her. No, you know, the proposition for you. She has money. You can fly private. And you can fuck her every every night. If you want, she's open to it. We have to cut

off your arm. No, I know. You need your mom. What about a hand? You me like the I like my hand. Me like Kingslayer. Gold hand. I know. You need your own. What about a hand? You mean like the- I like my hand. You mean like Kingslayer. Gold hand? I would, but I gotta have it. I like in Kingslayer. How far can I get- What about your ear?

Cut off one of those stupid big ears. I'll give you an ear. You'll get an ear? Yeah, I mean, I get to be with her forever. And, all right, what about this? I cut off from the knee down left leg, but we give you a robotic. And you're fast.

Look at her. Look at her skin so nice. It's insane. You gotta understand guys If you if I get to meet her at when she's like 20 and then she looks that way for the next 35 years You are set. Oh, no, you're gonna help with our life because you clearly made a deal with the deal It's so worth it. She's it's so worth it. I would fucking shovel fire for Satan for she's single It's so worth it. I would fucking shovel fire for Satan for she single She is something else. I look at her. She's my age, bro

She's fucking my age. Oh my god, and I have a friend who had sex with her. I do I know No No, I heard she's a she's what you great. I heard she is a Tom I got I got Bill Clinton the the most powerful man in the world with flyer for booty. I got some gossip for you in general. By the way, I forgot to tell you. Oh, can't wait. Yeah, I know.

Seems like she's single. Yeah. Well, that's an outrage. 53. Yeah, she looks, you don't look better than that at 53. No, I mean, you're Brian Kellenellen, but oh my god. Oh, Nadi Yeah, it could be you in the morning. Why would you do this top one of your arms? I think she's all Nadi and she's rich a shit and intelligent. Yep. She lives in she lives in London Hugh Grant was married to her. Yeah, I didn't realize that I don't know that legend. You know legend too. He's great too

Don't wear that outfit ever again, but that's fine So legend too, he's great too. I don't wear that outfit ever again, but that's fine. She's something else, man. Man, smoke show. Yeah, she's good. Well, that's it. I'm in North Carolina, August 19th, the 21st, North Carolina.

Then LaHoye Academy store. No more Sunday show because I've fight command. So Thursday, the 26th through the 28th, that's Thursday, 7pm, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday in La Jolla, California, comedy store, baby, San Jose September 9th through 11th, San Antonio Texas September 24th through 25th, and we will have a fight companion tomorrow night Saturday starts at 6.45 pm. We got Brian Ortega, TJ Dillishaw, Josh Thompson, Mark the body Harley and myself, all for UFC 265 Fight Cupan, you're in bed,

but live on Twitch and Thickboy YouTube channel. See you there, kids. You guys ready for it, Brian? I'm ready. I'm ready. I didn't mind that you guys. Yeah. There I am. August 26,

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But they won't drop till probably September but they're coming. This is the prototype that material so nice. Yeah, filthy All right kids love you. Felt