The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 718: It's Roughhouse Monday!

Episode Date: August 9, 2021

Bryan gets into another scuffle with Brendan and the guys talk hemorrhoids, Sasso's crazy text messages, The Behavior Panel, DaBaby, Ryan Reynolds, Halsey, and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yeah, we're good, Chin. We're ready here. It's just the OG crew with me ball, though. There it is. Feel honored. There it is. Yep. Keeping it all the same.

You got a me ball sandwich here. I got a compliment to you on these chairs. Very comfortable. Are they comfy, dude? Very comfy. I mean, my back, everything is good. Daddy likes. Daddy likes.

And Daddy's proud of himself. Maybe my biggest accomplishment in my 50 at 54 is that I've gotten myself physically to a place where I can drive from San Diego for three hours and then sit here for two and Ma'Bak doesn't hurt. And when I get up out of the chair, Ma'Bak isn't tight. That's impressive. That's impressive, your small man. Well, I'll be honest, you're a small man.

I think it's because I'm consistent with how I'm working out with my booty. So I'm doing all this stuff that Lauren Landon made me. No, I'm telling you, you know, I would agree with you. Do you have friends that have the problem is my 20s, my 30s, my 40s, my back was disaster. Oh, you had back. Oh, yeah, dude, all the time, all the time. And then I started doing all these different exercises. To help it out. Like both Gary and... There's nothing worse than back. Fuck. So yeah, dude, all the time, all the time. And then I started doing all these different exercises.

To help it out. Like both Gary and- There's nothing worse than back, bro. Fuck. Uh, neck might be worse than back. Well, neck, when you like to. How about that? Is there any more sauce?

Did you throw from San Diego this morning? I throw from San Diego this morning. How was the draft, was it bad driving? No, but there's always something. So it's when he breaks down. When he at Orange County gets dicey. Yeah, and then there's like fucking- But it wasn't terrible?

No, no, no. It's a nice drive, it's not bad. It's a nice drive. Not a bad drive at all. I like the drive coming here. Cause I love the TCH. Oh, man, it's not a book. It's peaceful, hard to have a bad day. Yeah, I got no problem. I leave with an hour to spare. And I, and I just collide up and I listen to books on it. Yeah, I miss those a little bit. I mean, we do it five times a week. It's a bit much, but you know, two, three times a week for you. It's not bad. Yeah, not bad at all. I little bit. I mean, we do it five times a week. It's a little bit much, but at least,

two, three times a week for you, is not bad. Yeah, not bad at all. I like it. I like it. I can't believe you only did one night, Sandy. I love fucking San Diego, so I like to chill, man. It's like Bob's having this conversation with Justin, that's C.A.

He's like, well, let's do Wilbur one night, I'm like, bruh, bruh, bruh. I'm not flying to Boston for one night, dude. I want to feel the city. I had a friend. I go, I'd rather do Boston Comic Club. He's like, I, bro, I'm not flying to Boston for one night, dude. I want to feel the city. I had a friend. I go, I'd rather do Boston Comic Club. He's like, I know, but just looks wise, you know, you've been doing theaters and to go back to a club like, dude, for who?

What do you mean, look, for other comics? I don't give a fuck. I'd rather make my nut at the Boston Comedy, whatever it is. Yes, yes. And do five shows or six shows. Correct. Then one night in Wilbur and then get on the plane the next day and fly fucking five hours Can't do that. No when you're when you're in the musical act you do that. Oh, yeah, and you do that for one year

Yeah, I'm a process you know, so yeah, yeah, yeah, but I like to fucking feel the vibe of the city I'll get my beak wet that it's your beak is dry your beak gets dry Get your beak wet with just one night dry. Your beak gets dry. Can't get your beak wet with just one night. Right? Gotta dip your toe. Gotta get my toes in the beak wet. Get this beak. That's all.

Asshole D, dog. I know, right? And the busts. And the Bostonians. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What's a good name for an asshole? Honeyhole, if it's clean.

Mudwiss Little Geha. Honeyhole. Super gay. This little gay, huh? Yeah. Honeyhole, if it's clean. Mudless little dirty. Honeyhole, super gay. This little gay, huh? Yeah. Honeyhole. Let me go ahead and get a gander, you're honeyhole. Yeah, they ever tell you the story that Peter Farley,

that, you know, the Farley brothers? Peter Farley. Pretty Farley. Funny, something about Mary and all that, these guys who were amazing. So done with you. Yeah, all those movies. So he and his brother, couple of jokesters.

And dad is a doctor, and mom is, I think, a housewife, but they're an Irish family and silly geese. They're just silly geese. And I've had some interaction with Peter Farley, who's an outstanding guy, and always a silly goose, and always a great guy. Yeah, the right. Yeah.

You got to look like a gentleman. So I'm going to say, I think it was him who did this, or it was brother who did this. So his brother, they've been out at night and dad's watching Sunday morning football. And so Peter comes in and he's kind of like, he's kind of like, oh, he's kind of like limps in and he sits down and he goes, oh, dad's a doctor. So dad goes, that, I'm still at like, what the f- His dad's a doctor, his dad goes, that was wrong with you.

And he goes, I don't know my asshole. That's what's killing me. And his father goes, what? And he goes, my asshole, my asshole's just, it's really hurting me. And his father goes, the fuck are you talking about your asshole's hurting me? Is he talking about it?

And he goes, I don't know, it's just, I woke up and it's absolutely killing me. I can barely sit down. It's father's doctor when he goes, let me see your asshole then. Show me your level of polypants down. Let me see it because I don't want to do that. He goes, let me see it.

If you have a problem, it can be dating. Let me see what's going on. Don't walk in here like, and he goes, you want me to show you my, and he goes, I do. I mean, just let me see it. Nobody's here, just let me see it. So Peter fairly holds his pants down and in his asses.

Is he just broke? No. There's a column sticking out of his ass. And his father goes, oh god damn it! Jesus Christ. He goes, what the fuck is? Show him, show him, and he calls his mother and that's the kind of family that I know. He just fucked with his. Have you ever had him right? I have had I think that one but very small. Yeah, I had a grape hanging on my ass Oh, well that's from squatting. I just think from life and I remember at the show clock from How's it going? I'm and it's weird because we're gonna get on there for you this I was driving down the road and I was like

Oh my god my asshole is itching like never before so you start it road and I was like, oh my God, my asshole is itching. Oh my God. Like never before. So you start itching and then it's like, God, it's burning. And then you're like, what do you do? I drop a grape between my ass cheeks and it's like, no, Bobo, that's the vein popping out of your asshole. That's a really hammer. That's so bad to take a shit.

It's insane. Now do you push it back in? No, I did. I just, but it went away. I know what's up. The club was like, well, I think the leader, I told the club, like, do you got to see this thing? And he's like, yeah, I got it. I'm like but it went away. I know what's up. Clop was like, well, I think the seeker. I told Clop, like, do you got to see this thing? And he's like, yeah, I got it.

I'm like, this is, it's insane. You can feel it. I ain't it's not that bad. But then I like spread, I go into the mirror. I'm like, oh my God. Yeah, I have a fucking grape gush or hang on my ass. So then I showed Clop and he was like, oh my God. I'm like, dude, it's bad.

It's fucking bad. He's like, what are you doing? You can go to the doctor. So then you Google it and they like what they can do is they'll tie it off with rubber bands so it dies. Yeah, can't be come. Is that what they do? Or they tie it off and then they like send it. They tie it off. They tie it off. So I saw that and like, I just, I just push it back and you get that poopy finger. I think this sea here. I'm just going to get that with poopy finger and yeah, at brown figure for a month. Now, I just pushed it back in. I can't see you at that poopy finger. I think the C here. Don't see it there with a poopy finger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That brown figure for a month. Never tell you, never tell you.

I just pushed it back in. Never went, never came back. I had a feature. I had a feature. I didn't know. Yeah, yeah, that's something nice you do. I had a feature who I didn't know very well. And I never forgot this.

He's a nice guy, young guy. And I met him doing a thing and he said, can I open for you? We were in, with a fuck, where we, doesn't matter, oh Florida. So we're in Florida and I go to pick him up because he doesn't have a car. We're gonna go to breakfast and he's a real chipper guy

and he's sitting on the stoop, but his head is in his hands. And I thought, I was like, that's somebody die yeah murder somebody die you know something's up oh dude and so I go hey and he looks up and he was hey hey and he looks like he's seen a ghost I go have Royce did what's going on man gets in I go you already because yeah let's go he's doing you know I can tell he's very nervous and I go what's wrong to you what's

wrong with you and he goes I mean this is really hard to talk about and I go well they talk to me I'm older it doesn't matter you. What's wrong with you? And he goes, I mean, this is really hard to talk about. And I go, well, talk to me, I'm older, it doesn't matter. You know, what the fuck happened, you know, unless you killed somebody, don't worry about it. And he goes, I got something going on down here. Yeah. And I go, something going on, he goes, you know, let me see, Papa.

I go, let me see, let me see. Paul's not exactly, yeah. Yeah. He pulls his dick out. Oh, it was on his dick. On his dick. On his thing in hemorrhoids. And he and I look at it and he goes, I think it's just probably a pimple I go. I had hurt. That's

you had to hurt. But you got to hurt. Oh, no. And he had slept with a girl. And then he had started dating another girl that he's in he was in love. No, so he gave it to her. So he was in love with so he had to tell her, but he was so afraid she was going to break up with him because he loved her. Like he wanted to settle down with this girl. And so it was such thing and I go dude You got a teller you got a teller just call her up and tell her and let the chips fall where they may and just Just throw yourself at the mercy. She was still down

She had it too She goes I I've had it. Oh she had a preview. Yeah, I've had it for years. Yeah, yeah, so I was like scumbags Yeah, damn well, I'm what a match made in that night. He was like, hey, I thought you even see it. I thought you were gonna see hemorrhoids. It's scary when a pain's popping in his ass. I wouldn't have looked at his asshole. I don't know what you guys do.

There's no way, even with you, a good friend, a good friend, can you look at my ass, so I go, I'm not gonna look at it because I'll be traumatized. China, you're age, you never had hemorrhoids? You're on every time. Hemorrhoids? Oh, I've had it itchy asshole before.

Nothing like a purple thing. I popped out of my ass. Let me take a look. No, you know. Let me see what's going on. No, but I've had it itchy asshole. Of course, everyone does. Yeah, I think the hemorrhoids look,

if you ever seen like, you know a tree, you know like the hole in the tree, it looks like an asshole. Think of that and then thing of a giant purple worm coming out of that hole. That's a problem, huh? That's hemorrhoids out of it. Well, you can, if you don't Google hemorrhoids

because you'll see some textbook shit that'll throw it. Well, a lot of pregnant women get it because they're pushing so hard trying to get that baby out. That's whole goes, we're gonna break free now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of things that happen. There's a, so I do do you,

do you remember that video Will Sassosentus a long time ago, that guy fisting another guy's asshole and then he would take the asshole, sock it out? Yes, I do. It was the most disturbing video I've ever seen in my life. He sends me, he'll send me now just pictures of bears dancing. I'm like, oh, look, it's a bear. And then it's a bear, and then it's a bear chute like ripping off the head of an elk, you know, just as a threat to me.

Yeah. But yeah, he sends me all kinds of stuff like that. But I don't like those videos. I don't either. I don't like that. I don't like, well, you mean you wait, you don't like when somebody pulls someone's anus out of their body, you don't like that. It was very foreign, the guy said, yes, yes, yes, oh my God. That's not my thing. They has two little twinks, he's just elbow deep in their asses. I don't like that.

Well, my mother, you say, anything you can think of has been done to another human being. True, facts. Yeah. And that's where the internet shows you the depravity. And that's when you realize, by the way, how normal you are. Yeah, I mean, kind of, but we are.

Friends way in their own way. Not really though, like, like, let's be honest. I know you, you know me. We're not into weird shit. Not like that. I'm just not. No. I mean, yeah, I'm just not.

I like the regular stuff. You know, the regular stuff is plenty for me. Yeah, for me. When I write, I don't need to be kicking me in the nuts. While I suck a banana or whatever the fuck people are into, or being dressed in diapers. Yeah, I don't need to march me around the house on a leash and spank. Don't need that either.

No, that's not gonna get me off. Nope, I need to make a sad, my knees are hurt for sure. You need me. Yeah, yeah, I don't need any of that stuff. I don't need any of that stuff. It's a weird thing. Meat and potatoes, dude. Meat and potatoes.

I'm a meat and potato guy. Meat and potato guy. We're the same shirt today. Yeah. I'm simplifying things in my life. Not drinking and we're. I had wine last night. You know what,

what I would rather show I'm into if they're drinking some, I drink it. I think it's like, all that'd be nice. Yeah. Like with yellow stone, I drink whiskey, the entire season, all three seasons. I get it because I drink wine. Like Tarion, the little man, is my favorite character.

I have one episode left and I always seem drinking wine. So it makes you a little thirsty. Yeah, my girl was like, you know you're drinking wine over time? I'm like, yeah, it's the Game of Thrones bitch. Yeah, yeah. I know that feeling because you'll see a guy roll a cigarette and I don't like cigarettes, but the way that tobacco I'll talk, yeah, it came with Throne's bitch. Yeah. Yeah. I know that feeling, because you'll see a guy roll a cigarette, and I don't like cigarettes,

but the way that tobacco I talk about it, you'll be like, I can see how that would be enjoyable. Yeah, I'll fucking smoke. You know what I mean? Yeah, like I'll smoke right now. Yeah, like a filter list. I thought about going old school fire, because I was gonna fucking have some whiskey, man.

Yeah? Yeah. There's whiskey on the side of the street. Yeah, grab that. It's almost Friday. Grab that Tiger Thick. It's almost Friday. Can you grab us your glasses too? You haven whiskey on the side grab it. Yeah, grab grab that it's almost Friday grab that tiger thick It's almost Friday can grab us your glasses to even try the tiger thing. No, no Came out to mass-producing what's coming out it'll be ready by Mid-September Wow, you don't realize how much of a beast it is to come out you're on whiskey to come out with you on whiskey

I bet it's a bit, but it's. So thousand things like that. At the alcohol pollution. Distribute the taxis. Taxes. Alcohol commission. The way you get to talk about the way you market it. It's just, I mean, you can't go direct to customer. It's got a consumer.

It's got to go through, yeah, all that stuff. Oh, and you want to see, because we're going to do a thing where every club I go to, they have to buy certain amount of bottles. They're doing with certain city laws, state laws, club laws. They use this distribution chain, they don't use yours. It's a whole mafia story. Oh, but and then you want to do Japanese whiskey? Well, it has to be 10 years age in a barrel of whiskey in Japan. Oh, it's a certain barrel. And but then that can only be a certain amount of Japanese whiskey to mix with American bourbon. And then they have to okay all those bottles.

You don't say. Oh no, grab the not the red bottle, grab the other one. Yeah, that one's a prop. It's a prop. Not a prop? No, I pissed in that one. Are you serious? I don't want to drink anymore.

No, I'm just kidding. See, I know he's gonna do that. I'll always keep. I'll always keep. I'll always keep. I'll always keep. I'll always keep. I'll always keep.

I'll always keep. I'll always keep. I'll always keep. I'll always keep. I'll always keep. Yeah, you want to drink my pee pee. Have you guys I mean have you shown the world yet? No, no The first time the actual bottle. You know, I don't think the world's a Wow I ain't seen I'll give it my seal improve. It is legit dope. Yeah, so it's 10 years old The Japanese whiskey is 10 years old age 10. So you got to find came over on ships from Japan So you got to find you got to find a you got to find a destroyer that has whiskey. Which my partners did, they deal with all that. Yeah. And then I go through all the taste and all that.

I was gonna say it for the fight campaign of Saturday, but who'd you do it better with than you? No, this one's fine. Come on, we got this. I mean, I'd rather do it with Calon than anybody. Come on. I also wish we had ice, but whatever. With a raspel.

Yeah, we need some ice. We not have ice in the freezer. It's all right. Sometimes you want to drink it straight. Drink it straight like a man. It's a Thursday. I mean, I take my son to jiu-jitsu after this, but yeah. I like the way it smells.

I already like it. Do you get that label, big daddy? I like that label too. They're nice. I like that a lot. You know, it's a tall bottle like this? Why? Because when you're at a restaurant,

if it's short bottles, they get a pillow. They're on lower. This one, they get a put up high. Oh, thank God. Everyone sees it. It's actually a million tricks. Yeah. No, nice.

Can you show that camera to your friend? This is my cup's clean. Did you lick this with your mouth, Christian? Do you want to do once a minute? Oh, yeah, I'm definitely gonna have some. The best part of a... You can't even tell if you're in a cup where everybody was such an epic tiger in your cup. Good and wash that because I don't like that.

I'll call it kill all of it. No, I know that, but I just ate with it. No, I don't think so. For the, when you're breaking the whiskey, let's get a clean glass, right? All right. You gotta be a little bit more, you know. Yeah, but I've been drinking wine during Game of Thrones, man. I've a big ol' one. Now, man. I've been, big ol' white.

Now, do you, do you? Big, glad. And then I, you know how that one, like, Viking guy drinks it, the Wildling. Yeah. With the Red Bear, he just gets it all over. I have to do that. You do?

Michael. Does it affect you the next morning? Never. Because I only have one glass. Yeah. And then I hit the ground A running at 6am. And with Tiger, then I go to the gym, so I shake all of it out before I see you. If I drink more than two glasses we got rock.

Daddy's eyes swell shut. Yeah, daddy gets all kinds of swollen. Yeah, and thick daddy over here I need to chill out on the sodium so I don't have this fat face. That's what it is. Yeah, yeah. This is sodium. Fat face. What kind of smile friend Mark says? What kind of food you need? I mean sodium. It's filled with, name of food with sodium. You just like your salt.fully what yeah, you said it Yeah, I love hands get all a little hands get a little no no nothing my feet do on the road Yeah, opposite well on the road so my feet feet and face well my girl my girl has that issue my girl eat

She loves sodium and she loves her carbs so she'll wake up sometimes and I'm like well. I don't know who you are She's pan face. She's she'll get she's's Pan-Face. Pan-Face McGee. Yeah, it gets a little, it gets full. That happens. You know, I do now what I like to do is, I'll have my dinner and I take this multivitamin. I forget the name of it. It's six, thick vitamins.

I mean, I really gotta deep-throat these vitamins to get them down, but they have digestive enzymes in them. That next morning, dude. You feel good? Dude. Take a nice poo. Oh my God, it has bombs That next morning, dude. You feel good? Dude. Take a nice poo. Oh my God, it has bombs over Baghdad. Yeah.

Yeah. What is it? What is it? So you take it, that just depends on it at night. At night, to break down all the food, I like if it's like red meat or something like that. What time do you take it? I have to take it before six otherwise, it keeps me up.

Now what time do you eat? I eat it. I put tiger down at seven. So I usually eat around 715. Yeah Two eat later you fall I don't eat later. I don't even snap if I the only thing I have late is wine like nine I've wine that's discipline because if you if I eat at nine on but you know on the road like I either just don't eat like I'll eat before like four and four and then I want the next day to like one on the road. That's good. I mean I guess.

That's good, I guess. Keeps you thin? I get, I mean, relatively thin. Well, we had, you met the young man on Monday who came and worked out with us. I did, how was he? It been good for you to be there, because he did play college football,

so he had, so he deadlift like three,, but you know, I'm not doing it. I think you the video. 575, you did, and I showed it to the guy. I was getting my haircut and I said, he didn't know me. And he was kind of a sensitive man and not a weightlifter. And I said, I said, no, no, I want you to watch my friend lift this weight. And then I want you to understand he's a black belt, jujitsu. So he can, he can, he can,

strangly to show him a big dick. And he kind of went and I go and he's got a medium dick too. And I said, and he goes, I'd say medium large. I'm giving you medium large. It's just that your body's big. Yeah, but still medium large. Dude, seven, seven, seven inches. All right, just work with a different seven seven.

Fine. I'd be cool. Everybody be cool a little now your nuts are bigger than mine. I'll give you that Well, I got a little I got you be it and I don't think so I would say they're pretty similar. You're nuts are big Bob. I'm gonna pull the Trump card here. No pun intended. Yeah pull the Trump Trump Trump has a tiny dick. We know this but Jay Shobb. No, no, Jay's got me be you know who is the biggest in the room Christian. I Saw yesterday you saw us know yesterday. I saw that he I looked at the outline of his pants because I you know I take them in. It's usually for a long time. I haven't had a chance to take a man in but I took him in and I went kids got Kids working with some there's some meat going on. I told you his brother who I'm close with Johnny goes Listen, I'll give my brother a fucking inch,

but the kid has a dick on him. You gotta take on him. Congratulations. Now you were in the Yeezy sketchers? Is that what's going on there? Now these are APLs, I couldn't afford the Yeezy sketchers. It's a lot of my budget. Those are a little selfish, but that's...

Yes, those are very wildling. I mean, I only wore them because they were free, so... Yeah, well, they might be a reason they were free. They're APLs, those, those are cheap. Yeah, that's also why only wore them because they were free. So, yeah, well, they might be a reason they were free. They're APLs though, those are cheap. Yeah, that's what, that's also why, because they're... What's that shooty-wear? Seven and a half.

I got tiny feet. Bro, you know, that's tiny feet is Kyle. He left it, because he couldn't pack his shoes, because he bought some new ones. I was like, do I put him in my bag? Yeah. I was like, okay, it's like an ornament. You hanging on a fucking tree.

Yeah. As I went, so I put him in my bag, and my girl goes. It's like an ornament. hang on a fucking tree. Yeah, as I what? So I put in my bag and my girl goes, it's like an ornament. Yeah, hang on a tree. My girl goes, who's fucking, cause they look like chick shoes, she goes, who's fuck, cause they're the green pine Jordans?

She goes, who's fucking shoes are those? I'm like, Kyle's. She's like, your videographer has that small fucking foot and like, what a woman says that? I'm like, yeah, she's like, so he must be fucking tiny, like, yeah, he's yeah he's tiny she like he wears a seven and a half like yeah bitch cuz she wears a seven out yeah she's like I can wear those I'm like I mean I guess I can offer money if you want to wear those are his fucking

Jews lady those are some chick there's a book there's a book called Pugeless the Pugeless at rest it's a series of short stories one of the best the best things I remember right cheers Cheers buddy, and cheers to your whiskey and drink. Cheers to every, well. Cheers to light at the end of every talk. I read this and she's, that's fucking good. Smooth, right? That's good.

That's smooth. That's a nice whiskey. I would, I would tell you. I knew you'd like it. That's a nice whiskey. Take a second, seven. I'm gonna take a short. Hold on.

Tiger thick. Do I get 10%? What do I? Daddy's beaks dry. My beak is so dry. I gotta get a little wet. I mean, I feel like I was a bit of an inspiration. I agree, right?

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And, and, and just, she can't get enough of him sexually and she's, but she's married to a dude who's got lots of money, and she's married him for money. And she talks about how... So, book. Yeah, she compares, she's watching her husband butter his toast. Oh, no.

And he's got little fingers and little hands. And she's watching him, he's particular about how he buttered his toast, right? Exactly. And he's got his hands are manicured. And in her mind, she's watching the price she's paid to marry a dude like that. All she can think about is this fucking

ruffian, this brew, who she had a fight with because he was fucking the Spanish dancer. And then he still had sex with her. She was like, she forgave him because it felt so good. She loves him. Yeah. He's like, she forgave him because it felt so good. She loves him. Yeah. He's like, sorry, sorry. I love you.

I'm like, I don't mind. I fell into it. That's the whole thing. And I never forgot the way she just cried. And the ultimate price. It's like Harvey Weinstein's wife. Yes. Like I know, big powerful guy.

She was so gorgeous too. She's so hot. But she has to sleep next night. It looks like a job of the hot. And he's farting. You know he's farting. And you know what he puts on his toes Gross his head he married a troll bitch. Oh you're paying the price lives under a bridge

I bet when his show was coming out. She's like oh thank god get rid of this fucking guy It the horrifying meanwhile she think about he's bringing it all the Oscar parties. She's meeting Brad Pitt Girdled oh now she's dating Adrian Brody. You bet your fucking ass you, he has a nose on him but whatever. Yeah. Dude, he's a goddamn 10 compared to Harvey Weinstein. Correct, correct.

And I'm saying. Do those people pay a price? They say if you marry for money, you pay for it every fucking day. Every day. You don't get away with lime. You don't get away with lime to yourself. Oh, and the guy knows it.

But that rich guy knows it too. Correct. The rich guy's like, I guess we'll have a kid and we'll be roommates. That's right. You got to fuck me every now and then. That's right. That's not different than game with thrones

how they just married for family status. Yeah. I mean, fuck that. You can't do that. And nightmare. People do that. I would even say you can do that with a job. You can take a job.

And if you're doing it just for the money, this is your life, man. This is your fucking life. Money buys good things. But if you're spending 9, 10, 15 hours a day working at something you don't like, you might have a high salary, but you can be miserable. I've seen it. 1000, 1000, I told you like, Doug, Doug, they had off one time. The greatest truth teller of all time. And I called Doug probably once a week just to get a check-in on life. He's just puts everything in. He's really a fucking big guy. Yeah, very great. The California kid and there was a guy we met and he's with this beautiful

woman. And I think he kind of recognized me a little bit. And he's a young handsome dude, but he's with this trophy. This gal is just sitting there and she's all, you know, and she's just this, this, this beautiful. And in about five minutes, the guy tells us that he's not only has this medical degree, he has his MBA. And that he's in competitive, he's a competitive tennis player who can be in the plays. Again, pros pays on the pro.

He plays in a, he's a level five, which means you play. What's he going to do? 10? It's not, you're not a pro, which means you play. Sure, he play a lot. He play a lot to 10 and it's not you're not a pro. Which is mean you play sure play It's other do you play a lot like you play against other guys that play a lot. Yeah, but no one's making money Exactly and also nobody's a pro. Yeah, and so that was listening the guy like this and just it was just and he goes he goes Wow, you're lost And the guy

I mean, I'm just saying you You're looking in all the wrong places, how about what's actually going on? But also, he had that guy eating out of his hand. He gave him a whole fuck. But also, to tell someone you're accolades in the first five minutes, like bro, you go much, like how insidious you. Dude, I've been around such wealthy people

and in the first five minutes, they're telling me about how their house was featured in architecture. It's like, whoa, dude, I don't give a fuck. I get all good. I asked the guy what he did at dinner in Utah and he goes, he said, well, I write best sellers. I have four best sellers. I was like, oh, that's an ego thing. And no, you don't. And you know, you don't. Yeah, you also don't. But the other thing you're English name is human't. But the other thing you're, in the show, I'm assuming king. But the other thing is, is, when I've stopped doing it,

when people go, like, how you doing man, busy? Busy. Oh, are you busy? Are you busy? My favorite. But everyone says that. And this too, I was to get this,

busy and having a lot of fun. A lot of fun. Busy and just living man. Busy and. Yeah. Mm. Okay. Cool. Yeah.

What are you hiding, dude? Okay. Yeah. What are you hiding? What's going on there? You're this busy? Yeah, yeah Cuz I think you hear so much that it becomes part of your vocabulary. So be it how you doing good man busy all right, dude well such a like Shit term right your body gives away like a lot of said. There's just there's this podcast You miss rouse's brother Scott Rouse has a podcast Which I didn't realize was huge is that YouTube show they get like 1.2 3 million views and it's called the behavior panel Mm-hmm, and they look at they will watch like when we're like parents who are making who've actually killed their kid But they're making a fake plea and they the way they get down like they're for yeah They've been doing this they all do it on like a high level for like the military, the FBI, like Scott does

a law enforcement. So they're even standing in ground, though, in court. What's that? If experts are like, oh, he's lying, the stand-brown. Well, cops are trained in this. So a lot of times cops will ask these guys to do it. These guys are like the diverse.

Oh, dude, they're amazing. Yeah, they're diverse. They're really sick. Well, they actually, one is from, they're the couple of them are military guys. Yeah, they're white though, you know. Yeah, but they're all experts. Yeah, I mean, that's what the experts are.

Yeah, and one guy's from Canada, one's guy's English, but dude, the way they break this shit down is so unbelievable. It's fucking astonishing. And people give themselves away. They just do. Robert Ders, I don't need to see four experts that he's guilty. Yeah, but they do other stuff where they just show you how easy it is for detectives to go

This guy's a fucking liar. That's sweet. You get they'll let you talk and while you're talking They're analyzing everything. You're giving away. You're giving you're giving away You're in if you're lying. They see it every time they see it every time But they're really really good. It's really fun to watch really fun. It's it's it's amazing Did you and they did the Megan and Harry thing, and it was fucking huge. That is interesting. Yeah, really, really good.

Really good. Yeah, I'd watch that for sure. Oh yeah, I'd love one. I love it actually, because you love it. If anyone's like, I care about the Hunter Biden, I think Hunter Biden gets a bad rap.

Well, all of that man, the way they break it down like. Mendes brothers are definitely into, have you seen? Look at this, the staircase spot in like a second spot. Ooh, or Kelly, it's super interesting. Stereocase, that one, I'd definitely watch that one. Yeah. Stopped you and watch that one, Michael Jackson, all set on that. Ooh, the staircase body. Ooh, our Kelly is super interesting. Staircase, Scott Peterson. I'd definitely watch that one.

Scott Peterson, watch that one, Mike Jackson, all set on that. Ooh, Richard Ramirez. I mean, do we need experts saying he can do this? Well, some of this stuff is interesting to see how you can break down. How he does it? And it can be like the wild kids,

where people are telling little lies and you don't know why, like the Oscar boo Chris watched Jesus Christ, that's heavy. But the men as brothers, and she says what's interesting about men as brothers, and she's been, what's interesting about men as brothers? Now with the young, like, like, TikTok culture, they've looked into the case,

because we're all, they, and they fucking kill them move on, dude. But that young audience started looking more into it, and they watched the case again. And you realize like these kids were super traumatized, molested, abused, and now you look at 2021, when you watch some of these young kids' case

for the men of birth to be out, they have a fucking point in it. Well, because back then, mental health, molestation, it wasn't, obviously it was viewed poorly, but now it's like a legit fucking shit, man. I guess where the case hinsedd I've read a little bit about I'm not the money. No when they reloaded the shotgun They reload to kill the mom

Yeah, because originally so they shot the dad shot the mom and the mom kept moving and then he reloaded to kill the mom That's pretty brutal Yeah, I think you definitely kill left the mom. That's pretty brutal. Yeah, I think you could definitely kill left the mom alive, but although she's going to snitch on you, so I get why they did it if you were a murder. But the dad, like, dude, he was a fucking horrible person, horrible person. Yeah, but the mom kind of like the reason they had, they had anger towards their mom, because the mom allowed knew what was happening, allowed it to happen. So what

did happen? What are they saying? So they're saying that the dad beat them, molested them. The son was supposed to go to UCLA and the son was like, finally man, I'm getting out of here. I'm gonna go live in the fucking dorms. Dad's like, no, you're not. You're gonna stay here. He's like, no, I'm not, man.

I'm going to do this. He's like, no, you're not. So he's like super controlling. And then the dad kept threatening to kill him. And I guess that morning when the dad left for work, he was like, if you do this, I'm gonna fucking kill you guys. And he's beat them to like an inch of their life. And so they're like, we gotta do,

so this is them saying, I don't know the story. This is them saying their defense was, if we don't kill him, he's gonna kill us. It's what's happening tonight. Yeah, it's tough, right? I don't, again, I don't know. I can't like like, like we are say. But why would you, but my,

they didn't tell you. They didn't tell you a we are say, but why would you, but why? I don't think the cold blood, you'd have to be to kill your mom. The thing is FDFBI guys and the detectives that do this as a job, they see and are privy to so much more than we are. I agree, my only thing is in the court of law, like I think society views things different. So we see all the trauma that those kids grew up with

and that what the dad did to them. And then now they have other witnesses who it shows how to mean the dad wasn't how comfortable. I think you and I would be, we wouldn't be the best. You don't want me on there. No, I sympathize with you. We've quit a lot of people.

I'm that way, because I see it and I go, I see the best in people, usually in a single time. You know what my friend said about me? He's a wealthy guy and he's in, take it easy. Well, what I mean by that is that he's been very successful because he can read people very well and he shuts them off. Or he, so he's, he's a guy who has to decide whether or not somebody's worth investing in or

not. So he's really good at really. Yeah. Right. Yeah. It's super part of it. It is. And I'm not. And he said, and, and I said, I just, I just see the, I might be, and you know what he said? You're bad. I'm bad. You're terrible. I'm terrible. be, and you know what he said to me? You're bad, I'm bad, you're terrible. I'm terrible. And he, you know what he said to me, which was kind of a backhand comment, and he goes, he goes,

you make people feel good about themselves because you see the best in them. And you, when they're around you, it's the best version of the great. It's the best version. I never thought of that. You're in the best version. Yeah, and so, so he said,

and as long as I've known you, you're in the honeymoon phase. He's known me since I was 18, and he said, as long as I've known him, you're getting the honeymoon phase. He's known me since I was 18, and he said, as long as I fucking know you, you've always said that guy's a good guy, and everybody else says he's a piece of shit, and then I get burned five, 10 years later. Preach.

Because I'm just an I get burned. You too, right? You too. Off your arm. There you go. Coast size. I can't help myself. I'm just so old.

I know it's like, I just, I want people. You're getting the best version of this. I believe that they can only keep that version up for so long I'm just always like, I just, I want people. You're getting the best version of this. I believe that. But they can only keep that version up for so long that it actually, you're like, oh no, your piece of shit. Rogan used to tell me that, everybody tell me. You're bringing crazy in your life, you're bringing bad in your life.

Cause you think you, you're looking for the wounded duct to fix. Every time. And I do it every time because I just believe, I'm like, no, I can save. I think I'd rather have that than you be just a complete dick to everybody. It's who I am.

Rogan's getting at reading people, dude. That's why he's no time. Well Rogan, he'd be season one like dude. I get this pitch for this. We know, stop and you like, I'm like, oh my God, please be nice to him. It's what they're doing. But then Rogan's like, dude, you gotta think that

he's been famous how much longer than all of us. And he's like, you should have just bugged out. He's like, new one. He's like, you're the guys who do this, he do this, he's gonna take advantage of this. It's a waste of time. To be in feels really good at it too. Theo will call things out on the show with the people who work for the show or they're

involved with it and like, this is what's going to happen. I'm like, dude, you're so paranoid dude. And then sure enough, you're late. I'm like, god damn you're right dude. I'm really bad at that. And my biggest liability is that. I have to admit, and it's bummer. I think about it a lot. Maybe I'll never change. I've gotten better because I've had to get better and my biggest liability is that. I have to admit, and it's bummer, I think about it a lot.

I maybe I'll never change. I've gotten better because I've had to get better and I'm not as naive anymore. And I unfortunately, I would say the pandemic or anything that went down to the pandemic is maybe more, I was just talking, I had that meeting, I had that business meeting and we're talking about the pandemic

that has changed like the way you operate. I'm like, I'm definitely more cutthroat. Me too. I have to say that I am too, and I don't like that first of myself. I'm not more cutthroat. I'm just, I'm not as worried about. I'm not as open to.

I'm not as worried about people's feelings anymore, and I'm not worried about. And I'm not as open or, I'm definitely giving. I think everyone here can vouch for that. You're very, I'm definitely, like, it's gonna, I'm not just gonna give you the world right away anymore. You're very, I'm definitely, like, it's gonna, I'm not just gonna give you the world right away anymore. You're a softie because,

you'll have a problem with somebody and the funny thing is Brennan is like, I don't know what to do about this. And I'll talk to him and he's like, and he's just mad and then I go, and I said, so I think what we're gonna do in this case in correct me from long is, is absolutely nothing.

You'll do nothing. He goes, that's right, Brian, I'm gonna do nothing, but I am gonna complain about it. And I'm like, okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow. It's exactly what happens. And that's what happens. And it has to get so bad for me to cut you off. Let me ask you at such a level,

when I'm just like, and even then you give people a chance. I still give them a second. But let me ask you this, how's it going? Pretty well. Pretty well, yeah. How's it been going in your life? Pretty fucking well. I say you're winning. True. So at the end of the day, you know, it's it going? Pretty well. Pretty well, yeah. How's it been going in your life? Pretty fucking well. I say you're winning.

True. So at the end of the day, you know, it's the head I get the time though. Yeah, and I think that part of your strength, like all of us, part of your biggest strength is also your weakness. But if the strength outweighs the weakness, it's fine. It's like parking, you know, it's over. Yeah, but like dead brogans give them my stuff away. But you're not, and at the end end of the day you keep moving. Yeah, you know

You always talk about that even the online bullshit all the stuff is you just keep moving forward It's all noise. It's all noise shift to it. You keep moving forward and keep getting better and keep writing You know, Steven West who's got philosophize this great podcast. He came to your show and I love his podcast. In which city? To come. And he and Steven is, it's called philosophize this. He's a, he's a, he grew up, I hope I'm not speaking, but Steven.

He should've said hi, it's what she's talking about. So Steven, who I really respect, young guy, Rogan listens to this podcast all the time. If you wanna learn philosophy, this motherfucker breaks it down. He grew up, you know, he was a foster kid. He had no parents. And philosophy was what raised him.

So I'm talking about a young man. He's ready. Every philosopher, beyond smart. But he's also, but he called, he texted me and he said, he said, I just want to tell you that I watched Brendan and he was fucking unbelievable. And he said, he just said that to me. I didn't say that to you,

but it was pretty cool to hear that. You could have texted that though. Yeah, but it was pretty cool, he just said that to me. I didn't say that to you, but I bet it was pretty cool to hear that. You could have touched me that though. Yeah, yeah, but it was pretty cool, man. It was pretty cool. And he knows the difference. And he's seen you from day one. That's right.

And so he was like, he killed me. He's become a great, a lot of it. That's a big deal, man. That's huge. I do know what he's talking about. Huge deal. Shout out to Stephen Wesson, Philosophist, let's check out that podcast.

God, what a beast though. Oh, he's a fucking beast. That guy reads everything and then breaks it down on a level that blows my mind. Well, you do with that, well, yeah, knowledge is power, right? Like with my son, we talk about sports all the time.

I'm like, dude, if you really want to be different than all your friends, read, dude. He's like, really? He's like, yeah, and he's like, you know, he sees all the books I have, all the books I have. He's like, pop away, you read so much. I'm like, because that's power, really? He's like, yeah, and he's like, you know, he sees all the books I have, all the books I have. And he's like, pop away, you read so much,

I'm like, because that's power, dude. It's power. Your education is power. I'm not talking about school, your A's and B's. I'm talking about reading that and getting interested in. It's like anything else. Reading will open the world to you.

You'll understand the difference between a good idea and a bad idea. And it's up to you, though. 100%. And you'll hear people talk and you won't fall for tropes. You won't fall for, you know what I mean? You've read philosophy and somebody comes along, some cult leader comes along with this idea

and you go, you're just repackaging a bunch of shit. It's a little bit like, it would probably be something like I would imagine as a martial artist, as a fighter. There are just certain things that work and certain things that don't. Now why do you know that? Because you educated yourself right? And if somebody comes in and goes, if I said, dude, you got to see this guy, he could

win the UFC title. He can jump in the air and spin and break 10 boards. He jump and you go, that's very cool, Brian. But I go, no, no, you don't understand. He in the air. And I would know. But people fall for the jumping wheel kick. Like my girl is making fun of me for, mean rightfully so I guess because before we had our first kid tiger

I bought all these panting books She's like you know you learn as you go and like or like these book the people that wrote these books They've been through it. So I'd like to hear from their experience and they're gonna tell you all the fuck up So we shouldn't do that's why I read read them. Dude, I read that joke. It made fun of me not so. Did you read Raising Lions? Yes, you gave it that book. Joe Newton.

No, I gave it to you. Yeah, it's a good book. It's a great book. That dude works with the hardest cases. And I implemented that fucking book, and it was unbelievable. It's unbelievable, man. Joe Newman.

You think you're doing a good job as a dad, and then you stop at basking Robbins on a Wednesday afternoon in a hundred five degree heat And you get the car and tigers like oh, yeah dad I want ice cream because I was gonna my screen if he does well and we go in there and they go he likes Cookies and cream ice cream and I go you got any cookies and cream like I guess oh man. We just ran out and tigers fuck So Oh man, we just ran out and tell you to go, fuck. So, ah, ah, so yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so it's good. I might, how can you not laugh though? I laugh so much. I do, I don't go fuck. I laugh, I go dude, you can't, we got on the ground, I'm like, you can't talk like that. He's like, but you do, I'm like, I know I do.

And that's how, that's how dad talks. But you can do it around me and you're on your friends, but you can't do it in public. And I go, because now you're making me look bad. He was really like, yeah, it looks bad, dude. When they run a vice-criminal, you go, fuck. Because that's what I, because of here, like, do I know I'm like, oh, we're all,

he probably get it from me, because two nights ago, she goes, we're all out of Diet Coke and I go, ah, fuck. That's what he did. We're all out of cookies. I love, fuck. I love him. He's doing what he's doing. It's so fun. My son's allowed to's what he did. We're all out of cookies. I love fuck. I love him. He's doing what he's dead. My son's allowed to swear.

He loves to swear, but only around me. That's a rule. He gets in the car and he's like, what the fuck are we doing? And he's just, I'm fine with it. Yeah, that's how, because that's how I grew. When you tell him, he cannot cuss no matter what. It's unrealistic.

A, B, it's like, it helps them with their, look at him there. It helps him. He's like you. Yeah, he's like, don't. He's mini. Yeah, it helps them with this stuff, man.. It helps them. He's not cute. Yeah, he's right down. He's mini. Yeah, it helps them with this stuff, man. You know, help some figure it out.

I love him. They excuse, fuck, he's a jiu-jitsu tonight. He's amazing. Well, I was 5'30am, he wakes him up this one. He's like, yeah, we have a jiu-jitsu. I'm like, yep. And he's like, if I do well, I get ice cream. I'm like, sure do.

Because they do this thing where they go back to back and they're little geese. And he goes go and they switch and that they got to push the other one down and he's such a nice kid he lets them push him down and he laughs I'm like dude there's a time for games and this time you got to fucking this is the one place you can unleash you're the biggest kid in here you can unleash and use your strength and size yeah really I'm like yes dude and that's why they put you with older kids as he have he's got He can unleash and use your strength and size. He's like, really? I'm like, yes, dude. And that's why they put you with older kids.

That's as he has, he's got, he has it. He's got daddy's genetics. Oh, yeah. He's a beast. So he's just stronger than a lot of kids. Because he's got a neck on him. He has a neck on him. Yeah.

Yeah. Look at him. It's a great picture. And he loves it. Loves it. Loves it. Now he's going twice a week. It was once a week.

That's twice a week. Amazing. once a week. That's twice a week Amazing. It's long fucking day for the guy told you ran like fucking 19,000 steps some shit like that because I put that little track on him Well, he get done from it summer camp at 3 30. I pick him up Don't get out of the four tonight. There is just to it five So he'll go straight from summer camp because they're from nine to 3 30 We'll stop get a snack and then go straight to Jizitsu. He'll get home at seven. By the time we get my ice cream,

I get my fucking... You get my ice cream sandwich? Chicken sandwich? Yeah, he gets ice cream sandwich. Because I have a... He does well. Okay, because I was giving my kids... Problem with me is I would give my son...

Well, I'm like, that dark chocolate from Jenny's. And that's super dark. Just caffeine in there. caffeine, now I'd give him that. He's a fat down. Seven thirty, I drop him off at moms Tiger comes in from school, Boston's at the gate going like this. Grandest teeth, he's just ready to go.

He wants to fight. All he wants to do is run. Is that right? Just want to do his restless fucking brother. Is that right? No, that's right. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that.

I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not, he's just ready to go. He wants to fight. Oh, all he wants to do is fight. Is that right?

Just want to do his restless fucking brother. Is that right? He lives for it. Oh my God. Look at that fucking hair. He looks like he's ready for the WWE. By the way, take a look at the hands on that kid. Yeah, the kid.

He's got mitts. He's got mitts. Did you and Superimpose Tim Kennedy's hands on his wrist now? No, look at those mitts. He's got mitts. Did you in superimpose Tim Kennedy's hands on his wrist? No, look at those mitts. We're thinking about putting a Wankido. He's got some mitts. Yeah, soon as Tiger gets in, he's waiting at the gate. Is that right? And if I put a fine on, he goes like this boom, boom, pow. I feel like Joanna's family is pretty athletic and strong to them. Yeah, her brother played college baseball and then Joanna has three genetics.

Her mom, you've seen her mom. Athletic. Joanna's a good athlete actually. I remember we played volleyball. Me too, I was a goddamn bitch. The fuck, you getting it all back? And then you've seen her mom. Her mom would be a bikini at the pool.

A gambit. Yeah, that's the hottest crap I've ever had. She looks exactly like her daughter. Of all time. I mean, tie your waist, your body. Blow out booty. Yeah. And put together, put, I mean, discipline, put together.

I'll just stare at the fight, just like, not hair right in the face. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah. Have you played, just hit on the face. Speaking of Bible, you're a play at Spike Ball on the beach. What's that?

Bring that up. You just spike in people's father face. Oh, it's a game that I'm addicted to. There's like a little net you circle around you like you're all around the net and you hit the ball like you and I would be across from each other. Brian and Chin would be across from each other. I bounce it to you and you get to have it. Okay. Let me say a show show show show show in test game. Yeah, let's see. Yeah, yeah, watch this shit. It this shit. Olympic's word right when I eat. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, never watch any of the Olympics. Oh, yeah, I love I would do wanted.

Here's the problem though. We showed just a bit of Olympics from last Wednesday show. Yeah, they took it down within three seconds. Oh, really? You show any NBC sports, dude. Well, I can fuck off. Yeah, do they need help? They can fucking get. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. This is a cool fucking, this gets so competitive and crazy, I can't even tell you. Oh, I'm out. Look at this. Look at my sausage.

I'm out. Look at this. Yeah, I'm out. Those guys are fucking good, dude. And they're jerseys. It's like volleyball, fuck, but better. Yeah, that's not volleyball. That's a trampoline and that's a,

you don't know anything and it's a great, I love when people say this because the minute we played it, you'd be like, No, I'm not saying it's not fun. I'm saying it's out from watching grown men play. It's so much fun, dude, especially. No, it does look fun, but I'm out. Look at that.

These guys are good, holy shit. These kids are good. Look at that. Look at that. This is the number one in the top 10. That's the idea. It's some fun, man. It's some, look at this.

So there's two guys and then, now you gotta hit it under the grassy head. You gotta hit it on the ground and it balances and then you gotta come back to your friend. It's fun. It's like a lot of fun. It's like a lot of fun. Look at it, no, I'm gonna be excited

and I'm too excited to do it. No, but I feel, but I feel you gotta move too. Oh, look at this. Yeah, but it's fine. You're, you're, you're, you're not gonna be able to move that much, but it's, because you can hit it anywhere. As long as you bounce it, now that's, that's a point, because you couldn't get it back.

It'll be done to play. Yeah, it's fine. Once you start doing it, you're like, well, I want to play it all the time. That does sound fine. Yeah, it's a good time. Anyway, set up a little. Very happy thing here. It's okay.

Play here, it's nice, huh? Very happy with this. Play, well, you don't want to play in here. Put some mats down. Need more space in there. We're supposed to do that, right? Any play in here That sound Any more space we're supposed to do that right anymore space out there might work. Yes, you do it out there ring to We can box do all of stuff it would hit the ceiling though. It gets high the game gets crazy. All right Take you see though down for the ring

Down for that ring. Yeah, see we're all down You know what you are you you inculgant a fighter a ring? You want to put a ring in there? You one who's going to get a ring. You're the one who's going to get a ring. You're the one who's going to get a ring. You're the one who's going to get a ring. You're the one who's going to get a ring. You're the one who's going to get a ring. You're the one who's going to get a ring. You're the one who's going to get a ring.

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You put music to it. How do you think for real? That's good. You can move your body and stuff but like you get hit. Go to him and Bert. Bert, uh, co-host is King of the Sting. This week. Yeah, he's one of my top five favorite people of all time. He's a good man Yeah, he's great. He's fucking strong You ever see it hurt old too much longer than everybody else. He had what surgery surgery on his arm for what? He shot a movie you know they made a movie the much you know a story is epic story the machine Yeah, I made a straight-up feature film on it. They really He's crushing it man. Good friend. Is he on variety like that? Well, that's him just before surgery. He got all high was yeah, no show while he was high

He's like Denver albeit red rocks He made the doctors play this music in the background. He's amazing. Yeah, I can't play the music. I think he's a good athlete. Like I've watched him, I think it was golf and stuff. He does a lot of work. He won variety like comic of the decade of some shit.

Wow. Yeah, he's great man. I fucked a lot of pressure. He did like a marathon too, right? Like he didn't really train their heart, but he actually finished it. Yeah, he did the... He did the LA marathon. Demon train. He's doing the New a marathon too, right? Like he didn't really train their heart, but he actually finished it. Yeah, he did the phrase like the late marathon. Demon train. He's doing the New York marathon too.

Insane. Yeah, he's a beast, man. All right, Jim, what do you got? My thick ass is back on that stationary bike, man. And I'm only using one bike, one bike only. You can find my profile in Peloton. Thick boy, Perez. that's my name on there. If you wanna follow your boy and keep up with me

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Just be creative guys. We got some creative events here. All right, I'm switching board. You look like a fucking DJ up there. I know there's way more buttons so I'm kind of still navigating, but I'll get you to it. It's cool. It's cool Because we can have if we wanted we could have up to eight different camera angles

Which would be too many but it's good to have that option Yeah and devices as well camera when we start we had one camera. I know So why that lens is wide? What's up? This lens wide? Yeah, that's our that's our best lens, too That's the most expensive one. All right. And we have another camera coming in and two more lenses. Anyways, you mentioned Yellowstone. And my favorite person, like my hero is Tim McGraw.

Like he's like the number one person I would ever want to meet. He's shredded. He's gonna be doing a Yellowstone prequel. Oh shit. And he's a really good actor. Super good actor. He's shred. I guess it's a work out. I guess he's a really good, like super good actor. He's shred. I guess the work out.

I guess the regiments not. And when he's on tour, he's like doing crazy work out. Mm-hmm. Thought of you probably have heard by now. Oh, damn it. I haven't heard too. You know, Instagram has been down for like a few minutes now. Why is that happening, Instagram?

There's just too many users probably. Probably have heard by now that we're on to a new project and uh... we're pretty excited about faith in i get storm on the same nearly and goodness gracious uh... for the new young stone prequel called eighteen eighty three

camp fucking weight fantastic family saw about the original dotons and their jim from on tenon how they found that the ranch up there and Written by Taylor Sheridan of course, so you know, it's he doesn't miss We just one of the most special writers. I've ever had the pleasure of reading material from him He's a great around tell Sharon we could be more excited now a lot of you asked about my beer. So now you know why That's cool. Kevin Cosner right there.

Nothing looks good on you. I mean, that's not him, but yeah. That's mine. Right, you kidding, right? Tim McGraw. Country-er-I'm saying California's nerd. Modern West. Oh, this guy.

Kim Cosner's 80. So he's just definitely not running. I might be him. It's a verified account. Yeah, it's his account. It's his account. Yeah, I got it. He's supposed to have that stupid picture of the beach

How does he know It might be him. No, it's not him. He's not you think dude. I think my dad on Instagram. He's not running that shit Wait, we can't play this. I need to see this. We can't play that I've never seen the trailer You want to play it and just we'll just end it. I like this you like this show So for me TV shows Game of Thrones won a Yellowstone 1b what? Excuse me Excuse me you're given you're given Yellowstone number two. I'm gonna give you a second for a second I give it one beat second time number two

I'm gonna give you another. You're telling me that Yellowstone out of all the TV shows issue. It was show Breaking bad you don't get it. I've seen it. It's a pranos. I watched the pranos. So very wow unbelievable. All right I mean give me some any of Dexter Definitely better Dexter Dexter later season. So give me some other TV shows. I'm blanking right now. Billions? Shut up. I mean, I don't watch it.

It's just like the first thing I came to mind. I like great shows, other. I want the comedy. The comedy true blood. True blood's good. You also destroy the true blood. The wire? You wanna go with the wire?

Yeah, wire. No, it's better than wire. Ted Las was a good show. It's a comedy show. Everyone keeps on making more. I gotta watch show blood. wire. Yeah, wire. No, it's better than wire. Ted last was a good show. It's a comedy show. Everyone keeps someone keep watching. I gotta watch show. I gotta watch show. I just gotta watch.

I can, Jen, you're whatever. But I can't believe you don't watch Yellowstone. You get home a assignment, dude. Fucking cowboys. It's so good. You love cowboys. And then Ryan Bingham's in it, who's an actual musician,

when it redic is on the guitar. He's an actual musician, when it ridiculous on the guitar. He's an actual character on it and he sings. He does all the soundtrack for it. I'm gonna watch it. I remember we planned, me and my girlfriend planned a day to watch it and then something happened and I just forgot about it. And what else you do?

I'm all over it. I watch it. How many episodes so far? Three seasons? Three seasons? This is the trailer for the... Let me see the trailer. Hey, I need, I I need before we go any further

I need a little bit of an apology for what You're here. I refused to acknowledge your here. What forget my hair. That's a disaster. Yeah Tyres 400. I don't think so you're true. You actually a trainer. You try to touch your trainer No, it's you touch it. No, I was there yesterday How do you confirm? I said how much that way he way it goes? That's $450, I bought it. You're paying him. It's a tractor.

And he said when you, when you deadlift it is like deadlift in $2.25, which apparently is a sin for me. It's a sin for me. Well, it's a sin for myself. Yeah, but I'm flipping a 450 pound tire. Dude, you know what? We can solve this post a video of you deadliving $425. No, I can't do that.

No, but you just said you'd live 425. I said I could flip. Now deadlifts only to here. Deadlifts only to here. That's higher, you push only to here. No, but the tire apparently, when you do that, actually you're only lifting 225. Yeah, you're not taking all the 45s to do five.

So it's not, so he goes, he goes, he goes, you're deadlifting, you're deadlifting 225. You're not deadlifting 415, because I was like, all right, well, that makes sense. Yeah, probably is. And I don't know if it's, what that you know, I don't even know if it's half that It sounds like a behalf of them, but I know it was deadlift 425 Post a video that Post a video like I sent you of me deadlift and five hundred and five pounds super easy and that's on a straight bar

Yeah, it's real shit. What are you doing a hex bar? I'm more I feel like you can do a lot more for sure I watched you do five fifty ten times. Yeah, what the fuck is this? Hex is easier though. That's fucking crazy Yeah, I'm in 475 seems like it's it's getting to be a 575 I mean 575 75's the walk that seems like it's a bit of a piece of cake for my get 600 Well, I think you'll work up where you're doing 600 like that. I think you're gonna be doing 600 like, that way you did 578.5, it's only 25. You will be 650 by the end of the year.

You think so? I think so. I get nervous about that though, it's worth it. I don't want to snuff it. I don't want it for what? For what? In case someone breaks in the green room after smash your door, that's for what.

That's for what. Otherwise though, I just feel like you're just fucking with yourself and you're getting older. And that's when one thing goes like that. And then for the rest of your life, you got that thing. True. Fuck that. This sounds like a guy who can't dead live five 75 though.

What's that? This sounds like it coming from a guy that can't live the life. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no guy, an old guy who has no pain. True. Right, and my body isn't getting the weight, so I want you to be doing that. Small though. If I can still see the sizzle. Okay. Real quick, it just shows 25% of the weight

from the tires while you're actually lifting. Oh, so 25%. That's it. So. Hey, chin man. But you're right. It's not heavy. It doesn't feel like you're 25.

So 10% of the ground. So 425. I can't do math, so what is that? I can. I can't. So if it's 10% of 4, how many? 10% of, it doesn't be like you're 25% of still on the ground. 425. I can't do math so we'll just... I can't. I can't. So if it's 10% of 4, how big is it? It's 45 pounds, okay? So you're doing it?

It'd be 90 pounds. 90 something. 90 plus 90 pounds. Yeah, 90 pounds. So it's almost 100. It's 110 pounds or something like that. So... Wait, will the tires 450?

Yeah. 20% of that would be... 20% or 25. 20. Well, 20%... 20% would be I mean 90 90 pounds and then you take then you take 5% of that So that would be yeah, it's almost a hundred so I'm a hundred Sounds about right. So your food on one pounds congrats. Yeah, one was six 25. Yeah, where's my guy? Let me be fresh to see him

Fuck chin you don't have to get all fucking technical I can't watch this cuz I don't want it to ruin it. Yeah, no, no, no, no. Just spoiler, if not a three, let me tell you this is an end. I'm all over, I mean, I know, but let me just help you out here. And so spoiler and three, two, one, if you haven't watched it enough, five minutes. Oh, why are you gonna ruin it? Cause I want to watch it.

I'm not ruining it for you. Okay. But the way season three ends, why everybody's waiting, is Kevin Costner, the main character, get shot. So you don't know if he survives. Beth, who's also one of your favorite characters, who's Kevin Costner's John Dotton's daughter. Yeah, a bomb goes off.

So you don't know if she survives. So there's a lot of cliffhangers. Yeah, like, did all the favorite characters die? Okay, it's nuts. Now I'm all over it. Can't wait. You're never watching. He comes back as a ghost.

It turns into a horror. I had a rune show. Just the whole season. Yeah. I am a ghost. What else you got, Jim? One second. I wonder if San Triple has like theories on this too.

So now there's a total of four officers that work the capital. Oh, San Triple is all about it. Yeah, I saw him post some stuff. What would he say? Like, they're doing a cleaning out process here? Well first of all, because they don't want them snitching that what they're like. They saw something.

Right, so the idea would be they saw something and they have, there's a narrative about the insurrection. So, according to Sam, and you'd have to watch Conspirations of Rock Finn. Only on Rock Finn. But only on Rock Finn. But actually, we have all the episodes are on where I'm going to fucking wherever you get here.

Would I hear something? It doesn't matter because it's all conspiracy. There's not a right doing it. But either way, they believe that this is a cleanup job because... They want them to see. Well, why would four, four, die to suicide?

All by suicide. That's crazy. And they, with families and a lot to live for and they all died, like, what's going on here? It's all in stake in them out, huh? Well, you know, I don't believe in that stuff, but... Good thing is quincidence.

All four of them come into a... I am very, very confused. What was four or four people. If there is, if there is a conspiracy, that's a good conspiracy. I mean, that's pretty fucking quenched. Dude, four of them are done. And fourth known to the sides of police officers who fought back against the violent mob. And in one of them died 17 year veteran, so we've got five died five died of suspicious circumstances because the first guy that died died of like a stroke And like he was but they don't know what happened. So five police officers died. It's very very suspicious Suicide all suicides for yeah, that's it was a smoke there's a little bit of fire all over a little bit

I'm a non-conspiracy theory this one's time as I come on. Yeah, this one's a little tough what they see What were they gonna do? And I'm worried about them cut saying what happened, right? They could give them the orders. They saw some shit. It makes no sense. It's five of them. It wasn't that traumatic.

What are we doing here? Is anyone person died? From like one, one of them was shot by a dog. Two people died, right? I think it was one, just that woman, right? Yeah, a guard shot. A guard shot that one. A guard shot that one.

Yeah, shot it, shot her in the throat. Yeah. Wow. So for 18 police officers, can I see this? Have, let me see, scroll down a little bit. Have died by suicide in 2021. That's just overall though. Well, it's been tough for cops

because they're treated like kids. They're tough, and turned and made it into bad guys. To murder, yeah, no. How does that defund the police going, by the way? I was just wondering, how's that going in cities? How's that going in cities? How's that going in those cities? How is crime in those cities?

They're crushing it. How funny that it just spikes. Crush it. And now all the fucking politicians that were crying defund the police are like, we need more cops and making cops. I've never been about to fund the police. I never said that.

Fuck you. So you're gonna recall, be it. Yeah. Next one? Yeah. All right, so the baby. God, he's fucked. So he came out with those anti-gay remarks.

Seems like homophobic slur. Dude, everybody's dropped. Everybody. He can't work. So all the different festivals, these festivals are dropping them and also the song that he had with do Alipa Um, they're being pulled from it's a great song. It's being pulled from a lot of Sunlash as well. I mean, that's how they make money to you man by plays. It's Christ I dude he lost every I don't think you realized the backlash. She was gonna get I don't understand that though We mean think about all the rappers like like Eminem, all them back in the...

It's 221, you're talking about early 2019. He's been canceled. Who? People are wondering what it was gonna get to rap. Here you go. Cancel culture comes from... Now, when he talks about fucking bitches and shooting people, we're all cool, whatever.

But when he talked to trans, you know, and homophobic. That's a crazy fun. That's a crazy fun. Because then you're getting out of the African American culture, then you're getting into the people that run the networks and the radio stations and all the music festivals and like, you don't, we don't be part of this. Pink Mafia.

You know, I do kind of feel like, if that's how he feels, like then that's just how he feels. So if people, he's got to pay the consequences for sure, right? But if that's how he truly feels, then like that's just, my thing is, if that's how he feels, you're a fucking idiot. And then also, if that's how you feel, and you want to be in the entertainment industry,

which a lot of successful gay people run, you're more on for saying those comments. 100%. And then now you're not gonna have a career, dude. My thing also is that- So keep it to yourself. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, if he, if he, like, uh, my thing is, as soon as he's caught it,

but there's no need for it. I never, even back in the day, I never, ever thought it was fun to make fun of gay people or people who are different. I just didn't, I don't get, I don't like that kind of humor. So you were never gonna hear me on stage, use the F word, even in the 90s. I just didn't like that. Of course not. I don't like it because I don't like that kind of humor. So you were never gonna hear me on stage use the f-word even in the 90s I just didn't like that. Of course not. I don't like it because I don't want to hurt people's feelings, right?

That's fine. My thing is that if you are not Actually homophobic, but you were clumsy in your language and then you get and then you get fucking destroyed Even though you apologize and they don't care because there's no redemption that's why I have a problem with cancel culture I'm still not sure on his comments though I get it's not clear. It's what I mean No, so like you say like all you're on the park lot second-dig it just HIV it was insinuating from what I heard It's insinuated that he just did he's not like down with gapy. Oh wait So just apologize twice so no does that anything, and is there any redemption? No, damn, so Brian, you're right.

So if you apologize, like you did the second time, the first time he didn't really, his apology was kind of, you kind of double, yeah. That's why people are getting upset. But I think if he comes out and say, I'm like, Jesus Christ, I fucked up. I wasn't aware of what I was saying. I didn't mean to do this. If I don't live thinking, I fucked up. I've educated myself. I definitely didn't mean to hurt all. It's a dumb lift. He's like fucked up. I've educated myself.

I definitely didn't mean to hurt all these people. I made a mistake. Then he should be able to work. For sure. Like, I think everyone just says that. It's not like he beat up a trans person or beat up a gay person. Like, he said some stupid comments.

He's probably under the influence at a rap concert. Oh my god, he drinks and smokes. So he made a mistake. He shouldn't lose his livelihood off a mistake. Well, off of, now he did, you know, like what Nick Cannon did where the anti-Semitic and the Jew stuff, terrible, and he's a smart dude.

He paid a price, right? And but then apologized, came back, learned, and now he's back. That's how it should work. I just think there should be a road to redemption. Of course, you shouldn't get voted off the island because you made one mistake. Do you think that baby would have gotten canceled if he didn't come out with, like if he didn't say all this and it was in a song instead,

do you still think he would have got canceled though? Yeah, it's a little different, right? Because it's art. Yeah, I like it. There's a, there's a, it's just him talking off the top. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like if they don't have a problem with it,

if it's going to be in a song, and then, like, and you need to do a song with Doa Lepa? Yeah. And isn't she gay? I'm saying. Like if they don't have a problem with it, if it's gonna be in a song, and then again, you just need to do a song with Doa Lipa? Yeah. And isn't she gay? I'm not sure. I think she's bi. Yeah, that's why she condemned his comments.

And then, you know. Well, it's also now it's very stylish to say your bi when you're not bi and there's all that stuff. Or you might be bi, but I just feel comfortable saying it because that's more supportive, yeah. I mean, we're gay, gay, huh, man. But also, it's like when we joke around, because that's more supportive, yeah. And we've got gay, gay on, man. But also, it's like when we joke around and I go,

gay, I'm not saying what the activity you're doing is homosexual. Yeah, I understand. Yeah, of course. All right, talk about it. And I don't, I mean, I think as bros, you and I, this is a pretty bro-y podcast. It's the bro-y podcast.

I genuinely don't think we've ever been homophobic. You're not actually homophobic, because we're not. Yeah, friends, I have friends. Yeah, but also I don't want, genuinely don't think we've ever been homophobic. You're not actually homophobic because we're not Yeah, friends I'm friends. Yeah, but also I don't want I don't want I love Tim Dylan. He's a gay man Yeah, but also we don't my favorite I'm not interested in in that Because and who is murdered for being gay. Yeah, I'm over time. I'm the fans you guys are also Professional comedians your comedians. That's pretty much what you the left. That's what you guys do. We're also gay. We're also 10% we're also, I'd say 30, but maybe 30. 10, how much tiger think I've had? Yeah, 10's not enough.

I mean, I didn't see Brian peeking over the saw when I was going back in the other day. That's your initiation in the club. Brian's just a little bit more. I'm gonna see what you're working with. Brian's 30, I'm 10. Okay, let's go to Halsey. So Halsey posted a picture of her nursing her newborn. She's gorgeous. And yeah, and also her boobs got bigger. Obviously, because she's filled with milk, daddy. Um, so this is when I'm actually surprised by this. Remember we saw this before? I thought it would be your own picture. I thought it would be taken down because there's a breasts like it, you know, exposed her

But because they don't take it up. They shouldn't take it. It's also a haulsie though. That's her feeding a new Now 20 something I'm not sure she's the one who had she was always worried about her body and stuff and hiding her No, not her. You're thinking of I'm really I'm feeling the action in my mind who's body to up dude I can say like she's living on a body to up really but she's like super self-conscious because she's a thicker girl. Oh, okay. I know the guy dating her.

Yeah, but see I've never seen like one when women have the hide breasts feeding it drives me nuts like what's the weird way in like chilies and they get their tits out and you got a full rack of ribs. Yeah, but if you got a baby. You know what I'm saying like if I got a milk she can full my baby but also get your tits on my face though. You know like going the back. Well let me ask you this like it can I can't pull my and full of the ribs. But also get your tits on my face though, you know, like go in the back. Well, let me ask you this, like,

can I get a whole my dick out of this? Can women take their shirts off? Not a lot of times you get. That's where I got to start. I don't give a flying fuck, but it'd be a little weird if you, this girl's supposed to wear tits on the middle of TGI Fridays, you know?

I don't mind. I don't care. Yeah, I don't mind. I remember I had a beach and some hot girl had her tits out, the problem is the hot ones don't get them out. The warlocks get the flapjacks out. Well, whenever you go to a new speech, you'll see the guy.

No hot girls like, oh, let's go to a new beach. It's always these warlocks like, I feel like going to the beach. Yeah. Warm cheese with feet. Yeah, everybody's melting. Yeah. So I didn't know that she wants people to refer her as she or they.

She actually stopped doing media because she did a interview and they kept Referring to her as she no she is fine, but maybe not her her This this this this is so stupid this trans stuff is really this is where this is where this is where you check out I check out because it's become so trendy weapon and and and fucking actors and singers want nothing more than attention. Attention. And that's why they're doing it. They all do it. Like Demi Lavotto has run out of options.

I mean, gay, depression, suicidal, I'm like, bro, if you're dealing with that, we don't need to know every, I don't need an article to Rolling Stone every time you change your pronoun. Never underestimate what what what entertainers are willing to do to stand the spotlight. And they will hijack and appropriate. My ticket starts selling low. I'm coming out as, yeah. Whatever it is you come out of it.

I'm gay, guys. 30% of girls now in some class, 30% of girls in some classrooms now are identifying as trans. That's only annoying. Because it's called social contagion. You also have places in Washington where a 13-year-old, a 15-year-old can get puberty blockers and even a double mastectomy without the consent of her parents. This is where it's getting fucking crazy.

So when you say that kids are not able to do this, you're wrong. And this is where I think, as an adult,, if you wanna make those choices, it's fine. But when you're 15 and 13 and you have a whole apparatus and agenda, a political, ideological agenda, that is allowing kids to do irreparable, irreparable changes to our body. I told you I wanted to be a Robocoppa 13. Their body, yeah.

But my thing is with Halsey, it's like, all right, you change your pronouns. You're not doing interviews anymore. To your family and friends. We're good. We don't need to be like, I know you want the media attention and you take a picture of breastfeeding your kid,

which will all set up and spread out. Everybody. And her bare breast. And you're being with pride because their daughter is tripped. Like I don't buy it. I don't buy it. But also I don't need an article on it. Like why do you need the exposure on this?

Just to, just to explain your fucking mind. Dude, Demi Lovato and I, I think she's self-examined. I think she's smoke and mess. Yeah, I'll sign up for that. Just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do, just do,

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You know, you died your fucking dog painting. It's amazing. It's a fucking amazing thing. How much attention do you need? It's all the attention. No, they're just, to the point where they have to pay. They're media horrors.

It's just like, I do. I'm telling you, I look at my ticket sales in North Carolina, April 19th, 21st, It's low. I'm going gay Just for that weekend. Yeah, just walk me on this weekend Brennan job Brennan job five shows Not and and he'll be fucking guys as well if you're one of the My honeyhole's you get pounded come work out with him and then pound his honey hole pound this honeyhole That's right guys because he's big guy That's we know businesses and well when I turn hole. That's right, guys. Because he's big guy.

That's when you know businesses and well, when I turn gay. That's right. What else you got to do? Yeah. But you know, I've been since doing this job, like all the different articles, you just start noticing patterns.

But you know certain slums, you know how to realize after a while, like it's so obvious. It's so obvious. So I'm just gonna get people to realize, get hip to it. It's like, you don't think every two months when Demi Lovato does something random as fuck you, she's so frustrating. So PR team's paying for all that.

Doesn't she know? That's paying millions of dollars for you to know that her pronouns changed this month from last month. Don't they know this? I've always felt that way. I don't believe it. But they're paid. Anyway, I don't buy it.

But I also make music. Yeah. And I also just do your thing. You don't believe it. But they're paid, but they're paid. I don't buy it. But also make music. Yeah. And also just do your thing. You don't make a big old- But like with Halls, it's like, you said you're not doing interviews doing it. That's fine. So we don't, what are you doing that?

Yeah. Just tell your family and friends, your pronouns, where's that? As somebody who's been in an actor for 20 years. I'll call you her, he, I don't give a fuck. But as somebody who's been an actor for 25, 26 years, and you shut up. And watch people become famous and watch who becomes famous and also just watch this business and watch,

like I think it's older, like I am never, it never ceases to amaze me. The whole that people cannot feel, like some people, they're such a mess. And I just lose my respect at the end of the day for a lot of celebrities. They just are such stuff. Well, how about John Cena? Jesus Christ, dude.

The whole thing is embarrassing and there's so much pressure though, because it's like, dude, China's your biggest market. Well, yeah, and for me, I'd be like, I got enough money. I'm not selling my soul. I'd be like, dude, I'm good. I don't want to do this, man. I'm going to get destroyed in America. Yeah. The events with mango.

Shut it. Show me your tips. Well, you're a whore. At the end of the day, if you want to know more. And I like that guy. He seems like a cool guy. I don't know. Seems all right. It seems like a cool guy.

I don't know like him. I'm bad on him. I don't like Adela. It's not all the steroids. I don't give a fuck. That's natural. Yes, natural. He is.

I'll say this. He's got the thickest wrists I've ever seen in person. I've never seen this or hands. I've never seen it in my life. Big dick. His wrists and his hands are this big. He's a giant man There's gene shorts and knee braces whatever. What else you got to? Let's uh change it up here. This is Ryan Reynolds for his new movie For you guy, I'll just play for I don't know if I can actually play it on the show but I'll split this I love him

He's so good. He's so funny It's a chain, huh? Dude that looks like Mark Harley His body. He's jacked That's great. He's got so funny, and it's cool that he puts his other movies in the trailer for his next movie Yeah, he's a beast. Yeah, he really is. You missed some good whiskey, Colin. Yeah, I'm pissed. Get a cut, man. Yeah, you're fighting Christian and the end of the month. We're gonna rain. Crystal, Christian, beat you up. Count next up after, do I get moved up? I think you want a piece of the old man. If you do, I'm gonna pitch you gonna fuck you up, dude. Yeah, I really will. And he'll fucking, it can include kicks. You want to kick it up dude. Yeah, I really will and and he'll fucking it can include kicks

You want to kick it up? I mean, I don't know how to kick so I need perfect Well, are you gonna train me? I'll throw fucking wheel kick and fucking blows asshole out But you're gonna I'll take on count if you can't train someone to be count no I don't know. What about on my own? Oh, Christian has the bottle. I honestly don't feel comfortable hitting dudes I know in the face. Yeah, I think it hurts man. It doesn't feel like it's really hurting.

Yeah, even Chiron can fight through the death. You know, in a couple of the sparring things I've done. Do what about trial by dip battle? Try out. Like Game of Thrones dude. I hit my friend, I hit my friend, pop pop and I hit him. Because he was coming at me really hard And I hit him and he went he kind of fell back got stunts flash knocked out

He just went oh like that and he goes oh and he had to stop and I felt Fucking terrible. Yeah, well fucking psycho. Yeah, I'll suck you right in the fucking face You are and be happy about it. I'm untouchable We in sparring film it we've sparring for him. I'm a cobra So explain me there's there's no upside for me in this But I will fucking sock you in your old face I'm never gonna I will cave your face in like a you would like a spoiled I would never Spore you spoiled peach you would hit too hard

The problem with boxing is you if you hit me. Yeah, there's no playbox. I get it I get a fucking floater in my eye or I get it's really a problem I if you try to spar with him like if he hit hit you, it would be, I'd really have. I would be dead. It's just so stupid. Why would he be? But you would never, you would just ask him. I would never start anybody.

If I said I want to spar you and I was like, here's here, he would go, I'm not doing it. Yeah, I need all the brain cells, I can, well, no, because if you hit me, you'd feel bad because you can really, like headguards doesn't actually help you. It just, say, it just really helps with the cost.

No, that actually makes it worse. It just keeps your neck caught. Yeah, but they have to bring random concussions still there. Yeah, like if he hit if he jabbed you if you went Bob and jab you you'd be in big. Well, we'll have to have this out. We were just talking about fighting. Yeah. And in the break. I think that the way boxing rest stop fighting. I do. The way I paid for it, but then I didn't wear it. I came back to it. It doesn't really work though, I don't think. It does, but you gotta be consistent.

My girl has it. She was every night. Oh my God, what are you doing? The kid wasn't consistent and the problem is you gotta keep going with your teeth go, oh, you guys stop now. Going back to my old ways. Bro, I get on just spit on ideas here. It could be the tiger thick whiskey.

We're gonna wig you up. Here's my thing, we're gonna wig you up. They even came to us. I got mad at this. This Christmas goes, let's do the wig. I'm not worried. They reached out and we're just. He didn't get mad at me. Yes, I was the first time I saw that So just hear me out just let me let daddy do this let think daddy do this You're gonna wake you up getting there on board the company reached out. We're gonna wake up and we're gonna give you metal braces

Metal mouth and we're gonna feature to you Metal braces middle metal brace. That's perfect timing. I want a sloppy shot. You should have caught it. Dude, hear me out here. Hey, metal braces. And away.

Slap it again. Do it. I don't like this shit. I'm gonna fuck you up. Dude, do it, see what happens. Metal braces. Hey. Hey, hey. Hey. Dude, metal, dude, metal braces. Metal braces. Hey, see that?

Metal braces. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Dallab the black shirt. Oh my gosh. Your shoulders are hurting. Oh, dude, you can flip 400 pounds.

Yeah, I can't do that one. Yeah, there'll go. Now one. See this? Yeah, see what I do? So just so you know, knees up here. OK, look, look, look. OK, I'll go.

Fine, I just got you. I'm showing you what I can do. I'm showing you, get your fucking, don't ever try that shit when they, get that fuck out. Hey, hey, hey, big guy, hey, I fuck dude. This is my bar, get the fuck out, this is how I control people.

Get the fuck, hey, keep them, keep them going. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Keep your hands down, hey big guy, big guy, you gotta sit down, this is my bar. This is your bar? Yeah, this is my bar bar dude. I'm so sorry. Alright. Alright. I'm sorry. Have a seat. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. This is your... I can see you guys ready.

Push me down. What? Well, you can't even do it. I use... I... I use shit. Get that! Get that! Get that! No. Dude! Yeah. I'm getting, I'm getting that, get that. Nope. Dude, yeah. I'm dead serious. What are you reading this on?

Well, my voice gets this way, I get serious. No, I can see you're getting, no, no. Don't be, I'll just see where your feet were. No, no. All right, hey. Hey. Hey, sit out. No, I'm sitting.

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Oh, that's cool. That was a really bad idea. I'll let that dart. I'll let that dart.. I like that darts. Stay on your feet Brian. Run and darts you. He's trying darts you Brian. No.

Oh shit. Alright. That was a good darts. Find out. Find out Brian. Find out Neil. right now right now. Neil. Yeah, there you go, right there you go. There we go. Huh? Can you protect all the cameras? Kiss me. You got a kiss sometimes. It'll be old school.

Watch out dude. So you saw I got this My only one that kind of got carried on by this? Yes. Okay, that's good. We're good. Hey! No, I'm sitting down. You know how to do that? He's tapping. He's tapping.

That's not right. Well, now, so a lot of times, I'm gonna hear, when I'm here, bang. So that's a ground pound. Spank. Okay, spank. Yeah, that's what happened. Spank.

That guy's just gonna push. Yeah. All right, take it easy. Just got enough. Take it easy. You got so much debris on your... Do I have to close it? Oh yeah

Oh my black, oh my black Oh my god, I'm so excited I get nervous in my I get nervous about my neck Yeah But I'm good That was good Now, that was awesome

Okay, we're back Then you can grab, you can Oh no That was me at 10%. Look at my f**k away. This is how you look muscular when you're alright. Relax. Relax. So I had to do that to your neck.

That's scary. I held it there a little bit. A little bit a little bit You know is how jujitsu's You almost shattered my head. You know what happens to me? Can I just tell you something what? When you do that stuff to me? Can I just tell you something? What? When you do that stuff to me, I get people that, man, they're the coach. I can teach you how to, I swear to God, dude, I can teach you how to beat him.

That's what they say. I love the internet. And I go, seriously. Oh, really? What you competed. There, there, there. Do I have the UFC gym in Rizondo? You can teach me.

I got a coach. I got a coach. I got a coach. I got a coach. I got a coach. I got a coach. I got a coach. I got a coach. my bread and butter. That's the basics. Yeah, that's the basics the young things the ba- the any kind of basics I literally have these conversations that he's a switch play. I'm like what he's a black belt He did it for eight years like hours and 14 but yeah, yeah 14 years and Strongest fuck yeah, fuck you dude. Dude. That's so crazy though. Yeah, I'll fuck you do dude that's so crazy though yeah

I'll fuck you hard feel that you go oh cuz you just go you just twist the hard twist yeah this rug that's a new rug to you guys you gotta rest I got shit all over me sometimes we gotta rest so sometimes you gotta wrestle up it's rough house fucking Monday dude it's always it's rough house fucking Monday, dude. It's always this rough house. It's a rough house It's the era Monday rough house fucking Monday. Does it here on Monday? Yeah Okay Man, I love that. I love getting the best of you sometimes. I

Got another guy to make What I'm no fool. I got you. No, I got you. I got you a little linted up. Sorry about that. What's that new fucking rug, dude? It makes me nervous. I get nervous with it. With your neck stuff? I would neck you stuff. I know, it gets me a little nervous.

I was nervous for you. One little thing. One little. Oh. Sorry, I can't. I'm going to dig right in my neck. I'm like, a little fuck it. I'm gonna make a little fuck it. I'm gonna make a little fuck it. I'm gonna make a little fuck it. I'm gonna make a little fuck it. I'm gonna make a little fuck it. I'm gonna make a little fuck it. I'm gonna make a little fuck it.

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I'm gonna make a little fuck it. I'm gonna make a little fuck it. I'm gonna make a little fuck it. I'm gonna make a little fuck it. I'm gonna make a little check back. Just to feel the room out. Little check in so people can see what I did. Now, now, now, now, Colin Kirsching has feeling good about it. I pulled guard there. I pulled guard and I neutralize you a little bit there. Mm-hmm. Pulled guard and then I had Neon Belly. So some things where I will wait and then when you transition I take it back.

You go for the move. Yeah. Problem is if I do one little thing for next 10 days, it's, I'm here. Is your next or? No, I'm okay. But, but, but, we'll see tomorrow morning, daddy. We still have any shows tonight. No shows tonight.

But I do have shows in Houston, August 19, 21, huh? Houston improv, everybody, come see me. Yeah. And then we got Buffalo, the ninth in the world. I love that, I love that club. Buffalo Helium. Long flight. Then we got, then we got Buffalo the ninth. I love that. I love that club. Buffalo helium. Long flight. Then we got.

Then we got. How many flying in a man hat? How many were trained? You're taking a train to Buffalo. I'm taking two planes. Yeah. I couldn't avoid it. I got to take a plane.

There's no direct to Buffalo. It sucks. And coming back in in a K-Buffalo. It's a long trip, Daddy. You're going to spend about nine hours in the plane. But you can eat so many good Buffalo wings up there. Yes you can. You can. You can eat some buffalo wings and then daddy will be that's right No, I always love them. I can be there for you. You're not crazy the crowd would go if you walk out on a B-Shob Buffalo Bills Jersey

We can get you in I don't know if I can get in a weird one There's a thing Buffalo Brian's gonna come with a wig and metal braces and a B-shob Buffalo Bills journey. We already thought. Now did they sell them? Yeah, they did. They use my name and likeness, but I don't push back. Yeah. Because I like the press. They? Yeah. They did Buffalo Bills. Yeah. Well, we already did a little fight. We already did a little fight. Daddy learned. Not afraid to come back at you. Now, there's thing you come back at me. I'm gonna rip the hair that you have left off your I had to hold your hair and I could Stay conscious. Yeah, oh you sound like UFC one you told my hair your hair your hair is a bullshit

Is bullshit because your hair would be very easy for me to use against you? I do at home when I get home when I do I take the hat off I put in a man bun Yeah, I have full man bun right now. You know what I realized too if I thought I'd use my elbows a lot Oh, you should you should try that let Let me know how it goes for you. Here we go. Cut you up, ribbing you up. Cut you, I'm a rhythm maker. I got you.

I sure, I sure girl is the thing that's man-bun. Dude, I would love it because I could use that and do a lot of shit. Your girl's beaks wet. You tried to get me here and I went fucking- Your girl's beaks wet. Show her this. Your girl's beaks wet. Bigger bomb.

What was the big one? Your girl's beak is wet? My girl's not watching this right now, okay? She's going to. Your girl's beak is wet. She has honey dripping out of her tits. Oh honey dripping out of her tits. Yeah dude.

What do you think she has a blow up doll that I feel with honey? It's so weird. How do you know? Her honey hole is popping. Don't say honey. When I get this fucking hair like this doing that with your hair yeah bitches love the man bun dude yeah ask her all right we'll just get first in honey dripping out of her

so gross honey dripping out of her tits bro man that's a bad metaphor no it's not sweet a little bit of a sweat rolling for two seconds. I'd better get you right rolling to make it sweaty. Especially when you get after it. Watch when he snaps the head down. Keep your head up here. Elbows in. I didn't like that.

You couldn't push me down. I was even braced. That bothers me. How weak you are. I'm not weak. We should do a little strength test. I wonder how strong I am. Compared to me.

How many pull-ups could I do right now? Not more than me. You also 50 though, dude. Hold on. How many pull-ups could I do right now? Not more than me. You also have 50 though, dude. Hold on, I can, how many? How many? How many are paying my bubble? You want to put a little money on it? We sure.

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You did 30 with that stop. Yeah, and I do it every week. Strict? Every week. Strict. Yeah, we have a bar, so you can't use your legs. It's a bad idea. 30 is good.

Yeah, 30 is not bad. I'm 260 pounds. I did 40, as I most ever did, but kipping. Now they don't count those. Kipping's pretty good, but. No, they don't count them. They don't. See, all the way down, all the way up. All the way down, all the way up. No legs. No legs. You can't use legs.

You have to put a bar so if you try to use your knees it knocks the bar down. Oh, that's good. It's good. You did 30 legs. That's what we did at CU. You did 30 legs. Yeah, we put the bar there. That I can't do.

I already got you. Getting older. This is another one from Cat. She says both Qatar and Italy's men's high jumpers tied for gold medal. And instead of the gold medal, you can't do it. I would have got you getting older. This is another one from Kat. She says both Katar and Italy's men's high jumpers tied for gold medal. And instead of doing a jump,

they both agreed to share the gold for the... Well, I don't want that. It's the first time since 1912. No, I'm stupid. I got a problem with that. They said it's a good moment. So how would they have decided to just do another jump

whoever wins that will win the gold. Yeah, dude, you've worked all your life and you share it with this dumbass and everything to talk to you again yeah no you want to watch that feel good moment on the work yeah I do too but let's just watch it's gonna get it kicked off then I don't know no volume so I don't know dude and also that's a long hug man let's take it easy we're also so so skinny. That's how skinny. Yeah, skinny, skinny, skinny. Go eat a fucking six inch sub. Damn, that guy's skinny. You can say we can continue with the jump off.

Man, can we have two golds? If it's possible, if you decide. So let's see what they say here. Yeah. You do get off. Oh, say both good golds. Yeah, I guess. I thought they were had to share that.

Oh, that's cool. I'll see both good golds. Yeah, I'd be like, wait, I get a gold, yeah, fuck it. Now, let's see, I thought they had to share it Oh, that's cool. See both your golds. Yeah, I'd be like wait, I get a gold, yeah, fuck it. Now let's see, I thought they had to share it. Like no, we don't do two, they don't come to the one for this. They're both so great. We're gonna cut it off. We're gonna go for the guy, hold on.

There's no winner though. Yeah, you gotta be the best. You still gotta beat somebody, don't ya? Yeah. I mean, that doesn't make any sense to me, dude. If people want to watch this just this guy's too dramatic I he annoys me He's Italian dude the dramatic

Hey, no, he gives a flying to go metal. He's a flying fuck guy from Qatar when it look at him the fans right Yeah, whatever do I can't watch this it's too annoying. He should definitely have a jump off dude This and there's the if you're guaranteed gold. I'd be like, okay, you have a jump off, dude. This and- But here's the thing, if you're guaranteed gold, I'd be like, okay, you have to, all right. And celebrities who are suddenly non-binary. Those are the two things that drive me. I mean, they both did where they were dead even, right? So they got the same point, so I don't know.

But also, I think as a competitor, you wanna jump off. Yeah, as your competitor, you would want. Have a jump off. Jump off. That makes it even more interesting as well as best friends. We need ratings. I'll say you're a competitor you would jump off jump off that makes it even more interesting Yeah, best friends we need ratings. I'll see you never gonna talk to like from guitar ever correct Correct, although they see each other a lot. I think because they compete all the time against each other But still get out of here. You have long weird alien fingers to they're all they're both Linky

It's super Linky. It was one more. Okay, so we can't show this video. So just google yourselves. You'll see it But okay, so we can't show this video. So just Google it yourselves. You'll see it This one Louis CK is back on tour for 30 different cities, I think And look at the dumbass of the bonn right But then also they got That was John Cena his first stop as mass square garden. This is his tour here And he's gonna. I'm sure sell out This is this tour here And he's gonna I'm sure sell out every

Burr probably the one a one b yeah, yeah, I'm giving it to him Spell gets you Dave she's probably a little too preachy for me these days, but I think look at this I got I got CK in that burr look at this. Yeah me too you crane boot up Wow I got I got CK and that burp look at this. Yeah me too Ukraine. Ukraine boot up Oh, you crane Is one of my favorite fucking favorites Hey, you know, he's done is that's him. It's not amazing that it's it's a worldwide thing. Stand up now And you don't have to change your act either really because they understood the podcast. They know what's going on Do you think they'll be let in comics travel by then? Oh yeah, when was this tour?

It starts next week, 13th. No, but when's the one in Europe? Oh, I'll look back. Yeah, I got off for a tour in Europe for the end of the year already. Oh, amazing. I'm not going, but I'm gonna come to Europe next year. 2022, February.

Yeah, it'll be fine by then. This Delta variant, I mean, to London's crushing it. They did nothing Figure it out people December and Boston the Vic three shows at the Vic Ohio or Fium Theater Yeah, he's big boy theaters. Yeah, it's Louis C. K. I never write them off. I remember they were like he'll never be Yeah, no, I mean he paid his he all right. He did his time. He's back and his thing was weird. It wasn't like thing was weird Yeah, it's just weird five years So long time to be in jail.

For the longest. Is that a chain? That's pretty much it. All right, kids, I'm being North Carolina, fucking Brian Calan up. August 19th through the 21st, North Carolina. Yeah, August 19th, the 21st from the North Carolina, then La Jolla Comedy Store dates chain.

So no more Sunday shows, because I have a fight campaign this Sunday. So Thursday, one show, Thursday, I probably add one. So probably two shows, Thursday, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday, that's August 26th, the 28th, La Jolla Comedy Store, San Jose, September 9th through the 11th, San Antonio, Texas, September 24th through 25th, tickets now, F-A-D-K-Z,kz.com or thickboy.com. There's a fight

companion this. No, there's not. We did it last week. Houston improv. Once again, improv August 19, 2021 Buffalo, New York, helium, September 9th, to 11. Denver, Colorado. Mama, I'm coming. I'm coming home, dude. That's my home. Mommy. My mom did ask for tickets. I went, nope, sold out, mom, can't go. Mm, it's terrible. Mom can come to my show, so can Aunt Nabi. They always have front row seats.

They always have front row seats. Shh. Shh. Shh. Do what we want. Come in. All right, what do your girls, Nabi?

Your girls beaks wet. Uh-oh. Your girls beaks wet. girls beaks what I do Take it easy on the honey out of the tits taking these young kid dynamite September 23rd 24th 25th and then Chicago, Illinois the improv shomber that's not Chicago It's an hour outside downtown Chicago It's not downtown Chicago. It's a nightmare. It's the suburbs of outside Chicago And then Columbus are high on funny bone. Look at this October 8 9 and 10 you from Columbus Go, come on. Why two nights?

Do you know the funny one? It's so far to go it's so weird. It's so annoying right now. Maybe yeah So far to go yeah, fuck a Sunday. Maybe, I will say. I take you through Brian and myself, F-A-T-K-Z dot com. Love you guys. Bye.