The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 719
Episode Date: August 11, 2021The guys talk superheroes with sugar in their tank, Game Of Thrones, tripping on DMT, the Colorado Rockies "Dinger" controversy, serial killers, NFL's new taunting policy, Chet Ha...nks' newest posts and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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A lot of those sealed guys are actually short and thick because they think that it keeps you warmer
like you it there's a body type that preserves heat better and and doesn't deal well with the cold and then I'm sorry
It deals well with the cold. So there is this Navy seal who said there was a lot of really good soldiers because they just can't take the cold
Some dudes hype out like for a guy like me not to do it
But I have a body type that cannot stay warm. Like I would,
I do.
Bitch, you don't know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, but also I have a long neck,
the way you're about to slender.
You're extramed, you're extramed, yeah.
Like you freeze out.
Yeah, I'd freeze out.
I get all hypoed out.
I know a name is too.
That's the only reason you're on the supposed floor.
That's the only reason you're on the floor.
That's the only reason you're on the floor.
The only reason I'm on a name is too,
is because my neck is too long.
I get it.
Dude, if my arm would be better,
I'd be playing the NFL. That exactly right only reason on the start well
Well, but but one of the things that there was a guy I knew who didn't make it in the seals because he kept
High-poeing out as he said in his instructor while there were there and I think it was hell week
Instructor they stuck off they stuck a thermometer up his ass and taped it to the inside of his thigh to make sure because he just kept fucking
You know, yeah, I'm many fingers and stuff. No, he just kept going out. But I, if you see him,
he could, he was, his back was, he was all back. He was, but there was no fat on it.
Yeah. It doesn't matter.
Long neck. Yeah. Cause David Douglas for days.
Days, yeah. Some guys can, he's a taller dude. I don't know. You don't know. I don't know.
I think I'd be six, two. It looks like maybe six feet. Yeah.
He said, he said, he said, I wasn't a good swimmer.
You know, it was tough for him, but.
But a lot of guys, they say a lot of guys don't do so well
because they, cause they're cold.
They can't handle a cold.
How do you do it the cold?
I like the cold.
You do it.
He's from the river.
You too, right?
Hell no.
I suck at the cold.
I suck terrible. I'm a damn, I'm a damn, terrible, they're trying to say six-fold. right hell no I'm a
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I give him 5.8. You can but he may be his 5.7
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That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing. That's what I to and get all a shit all over yet. That's that's kind of no longer that's now like these that's now like a
flea market where they sell imitation purses and shit. Yeah.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Yes, San Francisco, that city council has done a really good job.
They're all communists. The mayor's a Democrat and the city council
that makes all those rules are literally,
when you say progressive,
they're like socialist slash communists.
They're so anti-business and what happens is,
people are like, fuck this.
Last time I was there was 2019,
and I mean, like I know we got a crazy homeless situation,
but out there, it's,
oh, it's, it's pretty wild.
Oh no, it's out of the tenderloin' distance.
Open air drug markets there.
Open air drug markets.
That where everything is basically.
Wait, so it was like the wild west,
it was like pure anarchy when you're up there?
Well, when I went there,
I was just down in where the old and power gym was.
So we're getting it out there.
Yeah, that's a nice area.
It was not, it was north.
We went to Cacari, that are our favorite. they have the red lamb roasting on a spit. My favorite.
Our boy owns that restaurant. Yeah, but that was normal, right? That was normal. That was good. That looked good.
I mean, there's still San Francisco. There's still people holding out with money and stuff, but it's not a good city to bet on right now.
Hey, why not? I'm going to do cops in here soon. Cops is like going to live cops.
It's great.
Yeah.
You're right.
Hey man, I'm so in a week in there.
No, we're saying long terms about on term with society,
long term.
Where the way it's just so anti-business,
19 Walgreens closed down,
made some crazy amount.
They just made that prop 47 where you can steal up to $1,000 worth of merchandise.
That's what you're just walking in, like taking,
like they have managed to organize it.
So I remember you talking about it.
Organize criminals, the cartels and stuff,
they would like, well, we'll just get,
we need certain material from the drug stores
to make our drug, whatever.
And they would just have people come in there
who look kind of tough and menacing.
So San Frano's a shit show, huh?
Yeah. But where he lives is awesome. Yeah. you know 20 of batteries. Yeah, it's great up there like downtown
No, he doesn't live there anymore. He has an apartment there, but he has already
I'll see about a house all out like in the suburbs. Yeah
But dude, it was great to see him. He's awesome and his book came out on early release on Amazon
Which is kind of cool. I came up with the fuck it's called but I will talk about it
I went it's a long time for you guys is yeah, I met him through yeah
Tark was like, you know
It now he's like he's always been an entrepreneur, but he had an amazing chin series of gyms called him power and
And just one I chin yeah
And he also he sure it's out right now. It's out for early release
God, it's only he did pepper pig
That's over here power. Yep, that's it. It is baby
Conn and the disease of fear by Simon and Schuster
I can't wait to read it. I mean he had such a life afghan refugee. Yeah, you know played a Fresno state d1 football. How does it?
Head coach for Jake Shields and those guys cover Melinda's Luke Rockled for a little bit. Yeah, all those guys
Let's take out that I read a book like that. Dude when we go to his fucking gym, man
You'd see like the
He closed he he'll be a covid and everything else
But he chose to close it down. I think he sold it off or something and he's got now he,
now he just does other things for various businesses.
Oh, but there's no more empowered Jim.
I don't know.
I don't know the answer.
I don't want to say yes or no.
Is this the Jim Nuson was going to when you was trying to
FaceTime him?
What's that?
Is that the Jim Nuson was that when you was trying to
FaceTime him or something like that?
Um, it wasn't his Jim.
That was the, yeah, that was the Jim. That was the gym. That was his gym.
That's exactly right.
You'd see everybody there, like the governor fucking, you know,
the biggest people in the NFL, you know, just knows everybody.
All the biggest Silicon Valley, you know, VCs, I mean, they're fucking crazy people.
Damn.
Yeah.
It's just, you can't not love the guy.
He's just so charismatic.
It's interesting what they do in California
compared to New York, right?
Because now New York comedy shows,
you have to prove vaccination.
Yeah.
Like only vaccinate people can get into restaurants
and come to the-
It's a really interesting time right now
because this is such a fucking heated time.
I don't know how long it's gonna last, yeah.
Especially modern day segregation.
I heard a guy say, I heard a guy say,
that he was like, well, okay,
so if you don't get vaccinated,
but then you catch COVID and then you go to the hospital, my tax dollars have to pay for that,
too. So it's like, it's a contentious subject, man. I don't know. It is a very,
I just know that all of us are going to have to get vaccinated. How about that? Yeah. I mean,
or you're just not going to be able to participate. It's a little bit like fighting. We'll see.
Yeah, I don't know.
We'll see.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think that the stats, I think the stats, yeah, like people
are all up in arms.
What everybody should just do is just look at the stats,
the metadata, if you got three and a half billion people
that took the vaccine, where people took the vaccine
are deaths down, where they don't, are they up?
Apparently that's the case, people say bullshit,
that's the thing, I don't know.
I'll just listen, every time I hear somebody talk,
it's not a scientist.
I'm just gonna listen to scientists.
I don't even listen to scientists.
Yeah, I mean,
why, because you're a virgin?
No, that'd be a different thing.
Yeah, disease control, yeah, like that, yeah.
I, I, but that's probably not what I'm gonna say.
I can find scientists
to validate whichever argument you have.
That's the other thing.
There you go.
So that's what he do.
Yeah.
Well, scientists are not immune to political pressure.
No.
And the other thing that they were talking about is that if you want
a grant, if you want your grant, because you live and die by the
amount of money that's given to you from the NIH, National Institute of Health,
which Fauci runs, sometimes that can be like, you don't wanna piss off the people
that are gonna give you the money.
That are giving you, yeah.
I don't know, I'm done, I have no idea.
Who knows, we don't know.
All I know is I'm not built for the cold,
and I'm never gonna be a fucking Navy.
The Navy, so.
I'll tell you what happens when you're older.
I'll tell you what happens when you're older.
I hate to say it, but you can't get up from a chair
when you've been sitting down and wrestle.
Just start wrestling.
Just start wrestling.
Little, little, little things happen
in your back and your neck.
Even though we were, we were fucking around.
All of a sudden I wake up and I feel like my next being
held together by silly putty and my head in my back.
Everybody's being held together with pins
and some rope and like some scotch tape.
It's just everything's all rattly.
And I got paint.
Were you sore in your paint?
These young, were you sore from counting fucking you up?
Oh, no.
No, no.
You're young.
That's what S is 22 year old body right there.
Oh yeah, she pells in here.
Christian, Brian, Russell.
No, I saw a video, hey, you tried.
I did try. But you did not succeed. No, I did not. Well, he's never got you
Yeah, yeah, no, never yeah, how are you gonna? It's not it like I love when people are surprised
You've never done it all I was surprised. I know some people are it's like it's like playing tennis against
Somebody never played or boxing were you soar chin? You know, I wasn't sore to be honest
Yeah, I went sorry not even my arms.
Remember you said my arms are gonna be sore.
Did you been working out?
No, zero working out.
Am I the one who started you?
No, I don't work out.
Chin worked out.
That's well-dicument.
I know that's not even,
but I know he was like, best, you know.
I'm a good body, try.
Yeah, I wasn't surprised.
I was excited that I finally got to see you in action.
Oh, really?
That's why I was like, I got it all excited.
I got it, I got to see you in action. I get it, cause yeah, you know stuff got it up all excited. Oh my God, I got to see you in action.
I get it because yeah, you know stuff.
I wouldn't rest, I don't know anything about wrestling
so why would I wrestle you?
Yeah.
Well, that's why Chins always wanted a box,
but he's never boxed and I worked really hard
and I forgot.
So you just go off your pier strength.
No, Chins.
Not strength.
Chins grew up fighting for his life in the ring.
Yeah.
Chins a tough guy.
He got hit with a damn punch.
It has nothing to do with it.
He's a very tough guy.
I'm sure it's exactly like with Jiu Jitsu,
or if you've never done that, what happens is
your hands are gonna come down for a thousand reasons
and you're gonna punch in the face,
and that really sucks.
Yeah.
And I think boxing is not like Jiu Jitsu,
because with Jiu Jitsu, like a Brennan
can grab me and fuck around.
But if I start to box with Brennan,
if he hits me in the head, it's a bad situation.
You can't kind of play it.
And Brian, I'll give you this.
You read me when we arm wrestled.
So we did it three times.
I beat him the first time with the left hand.
Okay.
But then he read everything I did the next two times.
He beat me both times, left hand and right hand.
That's what happened.
Oh, I saw.
So that's why we used a boxing, I'm like, oh shit.
Exactly.
I would figure you out very quickly.
That's what our wrestling is dangerous, man.
On the tendons, you're a guy below. What you don't know, would too, on like this. By the way, that's it you out very quick. Yes, that's a lot of wrestling is dangerous
You're the guy below you don't would too on like that. Oh Brian. I don't fuck with it really. Yeah Well dumb dumb Brian decided to throw a football after that and this area right here
Well, I'm all kinds of sore so that's what happens when you're all the football
But he 14
arm wrestling quick throwing flip wrestling kind of rough wrestling here
wrestling quick throwing foot wrestling. I'm not a rough wrestling here.
That's a problem.
You're the one who attacked me.
You're the one who attacked me.
I did slide sand.
Let's get a wig and a face.
You slapped him.
Yeah, you slapped him.
You slapped his face.
What?
I slapped him.
And then I got up again and then he goes,
and then I could see in his face,
he was like, I want to, I want to toss him.
A slap is like, that was funny though.
I was talking his man shot up.
Slap.
Damn.
That's so funny. Good slap. his man shot up It's so funny good good
So in salt you guys see no slap videos were the
People do that stupid dumb are shit in the world people just fucking slap it. This is so it'd be the tiger thick whiskey
We're gonna wake you up. Just hear me out.
Just let me, daddy do this.
Let's think daddy do this.
Put your hair like that.
Yup, getting there on here.
The company reached out.
We're gonna wig you up
and we're gonna give you metal braces.
Metal metal.
And we're gonna fit you to you.
Metal braces, metal,
metal braces.
I'm gonna put it in there.
Perfect timing.
Oh.
Happy shot happened.
It's one of the slaps, shut up.
Hear me out here.
Slap.
Hey, metal braces.
In a way.
Slap again, done.
I don't like this.
Do it, I'm gonna fuck you up.
Hey, see, then you got off, and I knew.
Then it was on.
That is the point of no return.
I was a slapper person, no man.
Sometimes I get a little too much energy,
like when we were at Rogan's one time,
we were gonna do a podcast,
and I was just like, it's rough, house Sunday,
and I started fucking slapping him. And I thought I'd be okay and then he took his he took his watch off
Dude remember when you have a
Pull cue how mad roe you got a dollar
He's like stop it cuz
Right was taking like using it as like a fucking
Like I've read dinosaur bone. Yeah, he got it from like, Africa or some ship from the night. It was like crafted by some crazy. It was crazy.
Famous craftsmen and I'm squeezing.
What are you doing?
I'm in pieces.
I'm in pieces.
It's my life.
I was trying to keep running away.
So funny.
So funny.
The interesting thing about you is that if we were in a fight
and I had a baseball bat, you, now,
wouldn't because you'd take, you would absorb the blow.
That's a problem.
I saw a security guard.
People have to understand in real fighting. I saw a tough. I saw I saw a security guard. People have to
understand in real funny. I saw a tough guy who didn't give a fuck in the
security guard got mad and security guard took out his Billy Club and hit the
dude. Yeah, hit the dude three times. And that guy went that that that and just
grabbed the security. I picked him up and threw him on his fucking head.
Yeah, man. And then the guy pulled out pepper spray and I had spray him, but it
was missing him. And it didn't help him
It did not help the street fighter shit forget it
Well haven't you had to do what you guys doing today? I'll fight chin today
We it's going out today. I thought we were gonna fight him the first day. We were back warm up a little bit
I was sure that the idea is chin same as you and me against Brendan. It's just that
To me
Do I play I bailed on you that time. I was like Brian Brian to the
Chin is gonna get pushed out eventually, but it's gonna be a fucking out of fight
Yeah, I don't know. I do not know. Chin is I just know I just know that this motherfucker right here's just scrappy
He scrappy little twenties little Christian Christian he's a little scrappy little scrappy
Yeah, you know I might try and do some hockey move and pull your fucking shirt over your head
No, no that stuff. It's just literally just
Just pushing you just want yeah, just like we did break they could like grab
But I mean take the shirt off them and be like where do I'm going?
You're really showing. I mean, I'll damn you
You might not get him out. I did see you reach for his dick and squeeze.
So I heard people say that, but no, it's just
wearing the moment, we're just in the moment, right?
Yeah, you like changing things and we're just
in the moment.
We're a single.
I was a single ex.
You never want to go low on a huge guy.
I never go for single legs.
I just can't see.
We'll do a second double leg.
I thought you were going to grab the other one.
That would have made sense.
You fucked them.
You fucked me. It's OK. I learned have made sense. You fucked them. You fucked me.
It's okay, I learned that was fine.
That was fine.
Wait, so after this, you two are gonna try and kick you
out the bar.
I don't know, we'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Maybe on Friday or whatever.
Oh, he's nervous.
Friday, you're gonna be buying us Korean barbecue.
Today, he's gonna ask you.
Well, what's the bet?
If you guys can get him out Korean barbecue?
Yup, at quarters?
Yeah, but this is not wherever you go. You know what, you know what, it's like. It's like fine limit. You have three minutes. Yeah. What's the bet if you guys can get them out cream and barbecue? Yep at quarters?
Like fine limit you have three minutes. Yeah fact. I think you have two minutes three minutes a life time You have two minutes or a minute sounds good minute. Okay. Okay, okay
Put it this way put it this way so since go minute no
Since since since chin won't do it today. I'll be your practice. I'll be the practice time before all right
You get me out. You're not getting shapel out. I don't like to try
But you know what I'm doing. I have a whole nose. I would like hey, I mean this is what you got to do to get to no
I'll definitely try to the grandmaster over there. No, we're not probably not, but it would be a good effort
We could try how how you feel about going to get your pal
He's he's too nice. I think he's going to,
you know, get blindsided by how nasty me and Chris, I don't
give you a little. I don't say I'm really nice. That's true.
Yeah, you got to just go low and high. I want to free me
out. I'm ready to bring it. It's not going to happen with you.
We could try. But I wrestle big girls every weekend.
Chipel, you're just another big girl my way
Oh Girl in my
Talks to do the fighting shit talking
Cow with a huge boner
Go love first I'm gonna give you a round of house all along. I'm gonna go low first.
Why are you helping his leg?
Dude, your boners should sit this round out.
Your boners hurt me.
It looks like hell.
Just keep grabbing my asses.
It's just, yeah, that's not a gun.
That's exactly what you think it is.
And small of your back.
Grabbing the tush, dog.
Bones are central.
Are you on the road this weekend?
Yeah.
We're at Utah.
Hell yeah.
Who was it guys?
No.
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You know, I mean, I love my parents. Yeah, but I'm probably 10 years
If I'm lucky I was being friendly with you right now. You know what I mean? Yeah, pop pop a gallon
He doesn't give a fuck about how he cholesterol. Oh
He just like I'm gonna have all that food over there, but I'm on a diet. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah.
You're not pretty healthy. You never know.
You never know. Your mom's gonna live to 100. She's small.
I think so. She's smaller. I hope so. Yeah.
But you dad.
Be a something you think about, right? It's a big man too. Remember big men, big dogs.
He's a big dog and you know, the other thing is his friends are dropping like flies.
When you get older at 80, your friends just die, man.
Quick. I think the average I mean is that
was a 81 chin for men right? Yeah, I think spicy is it?
I think it's 79. He's very healthy like luckily like you never know.
Is your mom pretty healthy being 76? Yeah, she is. She's about as tiny too. So she's gonna live
there 76 years old 76 the average that well he's already 82 almost. She's about as tiny too, so she's gonna live there. Yeah, 76 years old. 76 the average light. Well, he's already 82 almost.
That's what I mean.
So you see as much as you can.
Got to see it. My play golf. Love it.
That's the thing. My favorite thing to do with him.
Go. Yeah, I love it.
Just hit some golf balls and I got to go to North Carolina.
Why?
I'm on tour.
Here this weekend. Yeah. Oh shit. I know. No, it's next week. I'm on tour. This weekend? Yeah.
Oh shit.
I know.
No, it's next weekend.
Oh, next weekend.
Shit.
What do I think?
I think I like it, right?
I've only been in Charlotte.
What are you doing in North Carolina?
A rally?
That's great.
Great club.
The Raleigh improv.
Yeah.
I did that good night.
Amazing.
Oh, you're not doing good nights.
You're doing the Raleigh improv.
Yeah. Raleigh improv. That's new, isn't it? It's not that old. I think it's probably like three. Yeah, three years old. Yeah, cuz good nights was the place. Yeah
Yeah, you're done. You like it for Charlotte's great. Charlotte's good. That's like comedy zone, right? 100%
It's great. I love Charlotte Brian Heffernitt great guy great club owner. I love that dude
Yeah, man, so it's this weekend you're in Utah.
Next weekend you're back on the road.
Yeah.
Next weekend I'm in Austin.
I'm no, I'm Houston.
I mean, Houston at the improv August 19, 2021.
Yeah, that's what I'm in.
Yeah.
Houston improv.
Get your tickets, everybody.
If you know what's good for you.
Oh,
what have you, what have you. What have you watched anything?
Are you into any new series?
Those are very good.
Rhana knows our back.
I haven't seen it in so long.
So when you forget how good it is.
Yes.
Fuck it's good.
It's part one tense.
It's the beginning part.
Oh, with the cartel guy.
How good is Jason Bateman?
That's so good.
So good.
And director in that.
My favorite character, the girl. The young girl. I know, man.? That was so good. So good. And director and that. My favorite character in that is the girl, the young girl.
I know, man.
She's so fucking good.
She's so fucking good.
God, she's good.
I know.
I know, man.
No one's seen it, yes.
I see you looking at it.
I was even at that.
I know, right?
I already knew the answer.
Come on, you've never heard of it.
I love this event, man.
I saw Reek, you know, Reek from getting home.
But this is a serious role.
I saw him for the first time in a movie.
You can only see, you never on see Reek.
Right.
And he's playing a guy and he's like, I'm thinking to myself.
Yeah, the character's Ruth.
It's a small, it's a small little part.
And I was like, that's what happens as an actor.
You get this, I don't know.
You get Typecast and you get Typecast, man.
And good luck.
But that Ruth is amazing.
And then it's, the crazy part is like the relationship with a bit like because they're married and then he catch a chin on me
Has that video for again fog? Yes
my favorite part is
When you know the cartel throws her side piece out the window and Jason Bateman sees him slit the ground and then talk about and goes
He was the only thing that helps me sleep at night
is the sound of your lover hitting the C-Mat.
Oh my God, I know, she punches me.
Oh my God, I know, that's right.
That's a lot of fun.
The thing about that fucking TV show is you believe it.
You believe that you're just stressed out though.
It's so stressful.
A crime, crime.
And then it's also interesting the the the
Fed who's searching for him the how he's gay. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. I'm right. I'm
the brother.
That's right.
And you always think that you'd never see that coming. It's so real man. It's so
fucking good.
It's now.
There's all this show. Yeah, man. Yeah. Did you see that the remake of the Batman Robin?
No, no, DC announced that Robin's gay.
Robbins by sexual.
It was on dates with guys.
Now, see, and I knew he's gay
because whenever we bring up Batman,
but God, it was just more Robin.
I was like, he'll Robin might be gay
if that's your favorite character.
Robin was always gay.
He always said that.
Oh, he always said that.
I like these Batman.
This was more Robin. Like, isn't it right that. Oh, he always said that. I get like these bad men. This was more Robin like, you're right.
Well, what's always been assumed, he was a twink.
Now, I just want to see what that,
I want to see if that has an impact in viewership
because they had gay superheroes and boys.
Well, Captain Planet was clearly gay.
It's some of them are super gay.
He's all, yeah.
No, he just did the pretty,
I know his hairstyle, everything.
I mean, even the name Captain America
sound a little gay, like, you know,
Captain America with my shield.
Yeah, and he's like, put down the beef, pick up plants.
Like, you know what I was like,
oh, he has a little, he has a little,
he's like, who he was, kind of a planet?
He has a lot of sugar in his tank, dad.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, the gay superheroes that they had
just didn't come off the shelves. Well, which one?
It inflows the ship never really been one there was they tried it out there
American gay supergirls
America's the of images are just all yeah captain plan is very definitely
I'm glad it was a first one for first person pop up
they
I don't think they've ever like really like they tried it they tried it with this with these
Oh these are these are actors, but they've never it's never come out like like DC announcing
that Robbins gay and everyone yeah no shit yeah my questions are kids today gonna
Here's my car. Yeah, I don't know like the only good thing is it's like kind of with like
Black Panther which I didn't see I don't have no desire to see it,
but like if you're a young Black kid,
like when you were growing up at my age
and my fucking history.
No Blacks were bigger.
Yeah, there's no, so you couldn't relate to any of them.
Like it was like the war of Captain America.
Like, well I'm Black, that's not make sense.
Well now those young kids have somebody look up to
like Black Panther.
So if you're a young gay kid, like not least you have,
I mean, Robin to look up too. Yeah if you're a young gay kid, like not least you have, I mean,
Robin to look up too.
Hey, it sucks.
He sucks.
He's the one.
He basically is like, watch out Batman.
I'm like, I'm going to go batman over there.
He's like, he's way shorter and he's got, you know,
he is a twink.
He's always been, but.
And Batman might be, you know,
but I don't see Batman dating any girls really.
So Batman might be easy.
He does.
Outkinder, George Clooney. They were fucking
The dark night is all alone are dude. Yeah might be wrestling some stuff
You guys see never Val Kilmer doc on Amazon. I would never watch that. It's too depressing
I know you like him, but it's also like his throat cancer stuff and he's all heavy, right? It gets heavy
But it's a great story
Just like how he came up.
You know, like he was, he was the youngest dude, uh, youngest kid, uh, making it into
Juilliard, all this stuff. Like he has a very, very, he's a beast. He was just film every,
like he, he'd just been filming everything since he was a kid. So he has a lot of footage
that he like puts out there. But they talk about the Batman. He didn't like that role.
No, he didn't like it.
It's weird, whoever plays Batman hates that role.
Like George Clooney regains it.
Oh really?
Adam West, like, did Danny?
What did you say?
Adam West, like, did Danny?
Adam West, yeah, Adam West, like, did.
He was the original.
Yeah, like, what you said?
Yeah, the guy from the 60s, he had nothing else to do.
Yeah, he loved it.
I'm talking about now, Tom Patton, like Ben Affleck
and hated it. What's the other guy, the guy from Christian Bale? Christian Bale doesn't even like it. I'm talking about now Pat like Ben Apple fucking hated it. What's the other guy the guy?
Christian bail Christian bail doesn't like it. He didn't like playing it. Wow really?
I wonder if it's part of it's like all the other
They did walk around this thing in that but I
Don't like how about them was super hero movies that they almost feel like it's a cop out like make your
Like like Tom Hardy said the only reason to invent him is because his kids were like oh, we love that
I mean, it's like really?
He was gonna turn it down. Oh, I have to do play venom music. I'll do it for you guys, but he hated doing it. Oh really?
Hmm. I believe it man. That's something I've been actually hated playing daredevil.
They just don't like they still do. Yeah, but you're also shooting most of it in a in a
Your an actor shut up
I'm gonna pay me You're an actor shut up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, playing in front of a green screen, you don't have anybody to play off.
You're so bad for this.
It's like, you paid millions of dollars,
and then you're all damn in front of a green screen?
Would you wanna do that?
Yeah, dude, I would.
Fuckin' put faith in, I mean,
and fuckin' put me in a bat suit, dude.
And I'm on all these steroids, and I look jacked as fuck.
I don't know why I think I'm so funny.
I'm so rude.
I shot up.
I shot up slap.
In the middle of my sentence.
When I got done with Game of Thrones, I was so sad it was over.
I watched The Behind the Scenes.
They have a whole documentary.
Most of that's on Green Screen, too.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Most of it.
Like that dragon, you see them were dry riding the dragon?
It's like that's right.
I mean, oh man, this is super crazy for that out.
Yes, that's bad.
Jon Snow is exactly five feet tall or something crazy.
He's a little bit.
He's like five four, but they mentioned it in the show.
They always talk about his height,
even the show they address it.
They're like little man powerful though.
Handsome guy, but you know. I get I get I get I get on the last season.
He like went through crazy depression.
Oh, he was like suicidal.
It's not fine.
That's okay.
Yes.
It's my boy got got.
Um, that's dark man.
Well, yeah, you're on season one.
Yeah.
Do it just finished.
I didn't get to the past.
Uh, I don't just cut it.
I don't know. I, you know, I mean, I just as an actor, I would watch that and I was like, oof, I mean.
Well, they're in constant belt.
They're in belt fast.
The shoot at night.
I think 19 weeks and a row were they shot just that night when they're shooting like the
battle of the bastards and said, no, you have one line and you have to be in the battle.
Well, not him, but you have the extras.
Also, even when you're a star, you're in the background. You're on a horse and you're to be in the back. Well, not him, but you have the extras. Also, crowned everybody. Oh, but even when you're a star, you're in the background.
You're on a horse and you're waiting.
And you're there.
I'm telling you for 15 hours.
Because what you said is we must move forward.
Even if you're a star, that's your line that day.
And then that's what you do that day.
For 15 hours.
Yeah, dude, I'm telling you.
You said it's like a page of day, right?
So you guys might be a little young,
a nignolty Hall of Famer.
Like a nignolty is a guy.
I got to know.
Okay, I got to work out. I'm a little young. I'm a little young. I got to work out. I be a little younger, Nick Nolte Hall of Famer. Like Nick Nolte is a guy, I got to, okay, I got to work out.
He's been canceled if they made first 48 and today's work.
We call it any Murphy D N word at full time.
Oh yeah, but he was amazing and I'm doing warrior with him.
And we're in, there he is, a guy grub watching,
you know, I'm finally an actor and I've got lines in this movie
and we're in this group.
And we're, we're, the scene is is basically we are in the background standing there while the other characters like are being announced for the fight
You know and I look at him and I go
We're extra today. You're an ignoity and you're an actual and he goes that's named the game
That's that's that's the job and I went but you're we're just gonna sit here in this group and pretend to be talking every time that camera comes by
and we're gonna do that for, we did it for, I don't know, 11, 12, 13 hours.
And that was when my mother was watching me that day, and she looked at me and she goes,
you don't like acting.
Yes, I do, we talk about that part though.
Yeah.
No.
But that is a lot of what it is.
I'm so sick of it. When he looked at me, I thought I was a coward. Yeah, but that is a lot of what
I don't think of it when he looked at me I don't know
At
How much Nick knelt to get paid on the
Fucking
You got millions you made a lot of my millions shut the fuck up
He was going to burn house. Don't work nine to five. He was not an eight. Don't work nine to five You want to see Oscar. Go work nine to five. He was nominated for an Oscar.
Go work nine to five.
You want to see a great Oscar.
Go work nine to five.
Did you see him when he plays when he's drunk with his son
and you see what Y son hates him?
Oh my God.
Well movie.
No, and warrior.
He won an Oscar.
He was nominated for an Oscar for it.
And he made a lot of that.
I know how much he made.
Not a lot for that.
Not a lot.
Very little.
Oh.
I don't know.
You got paid millions though.
Well, you were in work.
That particular movie was when they start
to stop paying actors as much because they didn't need to.
You still made more of this.
You made a lot of money.
You made more of this.
You make more of this.
So shut your fucking mouth.
And also the extras on Game of Thrones.
You're in the back.
You know how much money they may perhaps throw towards season six?
The extras?
No, I'm saying like kit kit, like the main got kit,
or what the fuck is this?
I mean, bring up their salaries, it was nutsos.
But here's the thing, like the crew was crying at them
when they wrapped, you gotta realize
that was 10 years of their life.
10 years on the flying out there, everything.
That is, they were all crying.
Yeah.
I think it said it to them.
They become your fans?
They said for one person.
For one person family, I did.
They're married now. They hell yeah, not those two
He married you know one that goes you know nothing John snow. He made that's his real life now. Let me see
Which one so this is a million a million whatever Clark Clark and kid Harrington made 500,000 per episode
So credit me a fucking regret. Get on that
Say you're one night and shut the fuck out. I would do that for that. Yeah, of course you were
500, 500, 400, that would forever so
1.2 million out of some people made 1.2. Yeah, like the main cast made one up over a million episodes. You know nothing John
Now who was that she was you know, she was a she was a
You know nothing John Snow who was that she was you remember she was a she was a
Wadling she's like one of the main She was so hot. Yeah, I remember her. I'm very to her. They they're married. They have kiddos
I think they have kiddos and made that up
They're made yeah, yeah, she was very sexy. She's cool. Yeah
Yeah, she was a redhead kind of right. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Like you when you watch up behind the scenes at 10 years Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,'s awesome. You don't have a life. They didn't want to keep doing it like,
we literally can't keep doing it.
Because you cannot have a life.
I felt like there's so much more that could have done,
but when you hear them, we can't.
Like, where the fuck can done do?
Well, you're so much through that.
You're shooting in the middle of,
they have to set up encampments.
You're shooting in the middle of like,
I don't know, like Iceland or something.
They had a few in Iceland as Croatia,
they're a Croatia, a bell fast.
Yeah.
But you are there 16 hours a day, and you will not have a But you are there 16 hours a day and you will not have a life.
You can't have a relationship, you can't do anything.
Hey, hey, we're gonna 9 to 5.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
I'm just going to a job.
I'm sir, sir.
I like the head white walker, the night king.
Yeah.
I mean, he doesn't talk.
No, he doesn't.
He just puts on the makeup.
Yup.
And they show him, like, you know, when they're walking
through Spain, the fans are, you know, it's the highest,
you know, some of us watch show ever, correct?
I did not know that.
Ever, ever.
I can't find that.
I can't find that.
Big show of all time.
Wow.
So when they went to Spain, there's like, people outside
their hotel, like, when fucking John Snow was there,
like, they're going nuts for him.
And then the white walker comes out and he's like,
and no one's cheering for him and he goes,
come on, you guys are right.
And then I'll know he's like, it's night king.
Oh yeah, but dude, he was like, I know, I see online.
People are like, oh, anybody could play the night king.
You know, I don't have speaking roles, but.
Yeah, you know what?
That's exactly, I told my girl, I could be night king.
She was right, oh yeah.
Now, as a guy who has put that makeup on basically
Sir
Sir, sir, please it's six. I dude. Yeah, first of all
It's gonna be back to three four hour. How much are six hours of makeup
Yeah, and then you have one line and you got to sit in the background and you paid millions of dollars
Now hold on sir. You think you want to be an actor. Think again, sir
Then you have to take it off and it's how long you're skinned. Yeah
Good to get 95 to you how many how many of us was he actually in though the white well a bunch? Yeah
This is what well not the first five season well like season six. He's in a bunch
You basically step up and then the camera
sooms in on you and you stand there
like that and you lock off.
Yeah, so speaking of it, he doesn't talk the entire time.
Click that time one on the other.
Great fucking character though.
Yeah.
This one already talking about the drop down.
No, that usually tells on those of the end of the week.
But that documentary zooms in on one of the extras,
where was his lifelong dream to be an actor?
And then he was in all six seasons.
And he played like, you know, he's part like the fucking soldiers.
Yeah. And he's so into it, man.
But he is, he's just passion for it.
Oh my, dude. God bless.
And then get coats at the end of every season.
So he has like a, you know, a stark coat.
And I got to come by and like another like a Baldwin coat.
And he'd be like, what the fuck is that? Get out of here.
Really?
He's just so into it. Sometimes though, he'd be like, what the fuck is that get out of here? Really? He's just so into it.
Sometimes though, you need, like,
you need to be.
And Tuesday has to,
yeah, you want to actress as extras
because a lot of times if they have to be screaming
or blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, whatever they're doing,
it's some of them phone it in, they're just bad
and they're just going, yeah, blah,
and the director will be like, guys, I don't believe you,
you got to make it more, you know,
so they try to get actors in there.
You try to get people that want to be actors.
Yeah.
They want to be, they're gonna be, they're. He's like, oh, I'm doing it.
Yeah, they're just working.
Can't look at the camera.
Yeah.
But yeah, 10 years of your fucking life, 10 years, man.
60 hour work weeks for the writers and shit, beast.
I was doing that when I did hangover two, I remember,
that the time it was the biggest sequel,
and there was a Muay Thai fighter, this guy from Albania,
and he was a good fucking
dude, and he was just so happy to be there, he was playing an FBI guy or whatever.
And I remember, I said something like, I think when they grabbed me, they should grab me,
but I need somebody strong, and I think I had him grab me, so he was going to be in the
shot, you know?
And he called his mother, I heard him call his mother, and made me want to cry. He was so excited. He was talking to his mother and he cut that
out. And he said, no. And he said, my mother is crying because I told her I'm gonna be
in this shot with you and it's like, yeah, they probably think he's gonna be like the next
fucking Tom. Yeah, it's fucking hangover too. You're gonna see him and she was crying.
And it was just for me, it was like, well, it makes sense if there's a guy strong guy,
you know, because I'm gonna try to, you Yeah, it's fucking unbelievable. It's nice to be bright
I'm a great guy dude, you know somewhere in Albany, but yeah, there's a woman. It's very thankful for my I hope you still talk to the guy
I do
He was there competing more tight didn't work out
I'm trying to think about what other shows I've read
as long as fucking Game of Thrones,
because when they filming it's a beast.
Oh yeah.
What other shows have been out as far as long?
Like, that long order.
One order's been out for like, one of these.
But that's an easy shoe.
Like you're not makeup and you're not in bell fast
and Iceland and Spain.
It's also long or long.
Massive more.
You're also filming at all hours of the night
in the freezing cold in your.
I did all that. I did all that. freezing cold in your- I did all that.
I did all that.
I did all that.
I did all that.
It shows so fucking easy.
You did all that.
I did all that shows.
Which-
Which of an order though?
And again, like, you're right, it's-
What are the 9,000 out-
Yeah, it's-
Special victims units the best one.
That's one I thought you watched that shit.
I did all that shit.
I did all that shit.
I did all that shit.
I did all that shit.
I did all that shit. I did all that shit. I did all that shit. I did all that shit. I did all that one. I did that one. Come on, remind us of that. Fuck that.
I don't fuck with any of it.
When they brought back Christopher Maloney's
so underrated in that show.
Oh, he's the best.
I'm friends with Chris.
Long movie.
There doesn't count.
What else though?
I did everything.
I mean, I did everything.
I was trying to think of shows like Game of Thrones
like that, like you're like basically family.
Like, Simon Phillips only six seasons.
Simon Phillips, that's the end of it.
Simon Phillips, that's the end of it. Simon Phillips, that's the end of it. Like, that's a sitcom. seasons, right? Because that's like eight years. Seinfeld's the best time of them.
Like that's a sitcom, that's a blast.
Yeah, yeah. You come and you're doing a play.
You're not working the way those guys are.
You live at home, you go home, you have a nine to five,
basically, right?
You don't like see Damne and every Sunday
when I take my son to that car show in Malibu is Spike.
I forget his last name, Spike,
but he was a writer on, he's best friends with Jerry Seinfeld.
Oh yeah. And they went to car club
and he has a car pod.
Can't make some real money.
Oh, I mean, he has all the money.
But him and Jerry are the best friends,
but he brings his cars there and.
Yeah, man.
Well, that's, that's the 10th and the greatest game
in the world because what happens is,
if you're an actor, because I did Frazier,
I did, you know, all those shows, that's him there.
You show up, you just show up, man.
And in the, on a Monday, you'll be, you and and in the on a Monday you'll be you'll get
there a 10 and then you'll have a table read then they'll put it on his feet sort of gently but you
know the script's gonna change and you're gonna have notes and then you're kind of out of there by
three that's a Monday and then Tuesday you're gonna do a camel block probably be out of there by four
10 to four and then like you know when and it's the only day that you,
the last day, Friday, when you actually shoot,
that's when you'll be there,
you'll get there at probably 11
for a camera block, a run through,
and then you have to show that night.
But it's a blast.
It's, everything is a blast.
So are you like 50, 50,
what I think is sometimes you like it sometimes you don't.
I don't like it.
You don't like it. You don't like it
No, I had a fucking blast on the Goldbergs and I had a blast on school
Yeah, but you can ask him I was there for a long period of time like it was making this podcast with some mother fucker
Would drive him crazy. Yeah, because I used to have to negotiate I have to run from the set
I come in my shorts sometimes yeah, and make up and I do the podcast and I have to run back and stuff
It was tough and finishing yeah, but but I mean, yeah and I have to run back and stuff. It was tough.
And we've been finishing, yeah.
But, but I mean, yeah, I love that
because I love the people I was working with.
Yeah.
And that's what it is.
I can't think of any of the shows like Game of Thrones
or that much energy.
That would be like, yeah.
Oh, you mean, like time, energy, the production,
the value of it?
The thing about Game of Thrones was two things.
One is the costumes, and two is the fucking locations.
Oh, you know what the writers told me,
the worst part was the horses.
Oh, I'm sure.
They said they never,
they said if they ever take another job again,
we'll never be with horses.
Oh, fuck.
The enemy horses are in game of fucking three.
And these dangerous,
cause you have to have horse handlers.
Like when they were doing like water for chocolate,
my buddies are stunt man.
I had to go to a, a stunt where I had to rear up on a horse and my buddies is stuntman
and goes, you're not gonna rear on the horse.
And I go, why?
And he goes, because the horse is driving you, riding you.
I go, no, I'm not a rider horse.
And he goes, yeah, I know the problem is
that horse is roll trained.
And he goes, and he see how he's favoring his right hand.
This way I have a stuntman.
And he goes, you see how he's favoring with his right hand.
And I go, and the guy goes, yeah, and he goes,
so if he rears up, he's gonna pull this way naturally way naturally right and then the horse is gonna roll is that a possibility?
And the guy goes that is a possibility
Yeah, get off the horse. We'll get a horse
I'm gonna that horse fall down. I thank God. That's why that stunt man said I'll drive with you 60 miles away and came with me
He came with me and I can ride a horse so I'm doing a figure eight. I'm doing every tells me he goes all right
I exactly I grew up riding but I don't have a right horse. I didn't grow up
It's a lot you did though, but I did ride you rode yet. I wrote daddy grow bridge bridge
Very rich
Stupid rich
That was not rich but I buried but daddy was a banker daddy with a banker. Yeah, sorry
He had some you know, so I was able to take horse lessons horseback learned lessons in Greece
But I was living in Greece, my servant, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, He goes like this he goes what are you doing? I got a rear up on a horse So I got to drive out and he goes where and I got blah blah and he goes yeah, I know that wrench
I say I said do you ride horses? I said yeah, I rode horses when I was a kid
He goes when you were a kid, yeah, and I wrote and I wrote in Malibu
I grow you strides. I went to Mill Creek and wrote he goes, uh-huh
He goes and you have to rear up. I go I'll come with you. I go six miles away. It's okay
He goes it's okay. I'll come. It's okay. One of our friends.
Karen.
Yeah, he's good to me.
Great.
And he comes out and he's so funny.
He comes out, not saying a word.
He tries all the way out there.
This is what a friend does for you.
And old actor, Brian, is doing, he goes, do it, figure it out, then turn the other way.
So I put weight here on this leg.
Pull this way.
Now, just doing this.
Can you just do it again?
You just told him?
But, yeah.
I know. And then, I was going to do that horse. And I mean, inside, but I'm inside. It's really cushy. I'm in an inside area. I'm just doing this. You just told him, but carry out. I know. And then I was going to do that horse.
And I mean, inside, but I'm inside, it's really cushy.
I'm in an inside area.
I'm not outside.
I'm in inside little pen.
Yeah.
And he goes, you ready to rear up?
Yep.
Nope.
He's not going to do that.
Nope, because if you do the horse, I'm going to pull.
Yeah.
But there was a point.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you grew up right?
Eating better.
No, not even better.
He says, oh, I know that guy.
I said, what do you grew up right? Eating better. No, not even better. Eating better. He says, oh, I know that guy.
I said, what do you mean he goes?
That guy got trampled and almost killed
because I worked on, I think,
with water for chocolate or whatever.
And I said, chocolate for elephants?
Is that for?
That's what I was.
No, water for elephants.
Thank you, dude.
I think water for elephant.
I think it's a great movie.
Chocolate for elephants is a dope title, but I think
chocolate for elephants.
Is it water for chocolate?
No, there's water for, there's water for chocolate.
I think it's water for elephants. Chocolate for elephants chocolate for elephants sounds lit is fuck to
Just look for like can the elephants eat chocolate?
I imagine you know that they can't though because the caffeine water for chocolate like water for chocolate like water for chocolate
Okay, I think I think it was water for elephants water for elephants the big movie that was like
2011 yeah, a lot of horses circus so so pat or the guy
from twilight's in it so Karen looks at the guy and Karen goes Karen goes oh I
worked that guy and he got fucking he almost got killed by a bunch of horses
I like what happened was the guy was gonna let the horses out somehow the horses
got spooked now horses are hurt animals and they all ran out together and
bang that you know like big metal gate don't go knock him down and they all ran out together and bang that, you know, like big metal gate knocked him down and they all ran over him
And I he said he got that guy got trapped. I don't think I know his horse as well
And I don't trust him. That's why he said that. Yeah, dude. He said that. I was like this
I go we like what? I'm like the horse is like
Woo!
And then you like that's the thing. No, then you know except the guy he goes you guys you worked on a water for elephants
Yeah, and he goes yeah me too you got trampled by all this horse's right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Nightmare you gotta have a hand when they show them because you know in the horses They when they like it's fake stab and fall to there was the get the riders fall with the horses and like
Stop do a special jump and do it's not you gotta have real horse dudes there
Fuck pack. Well you went though. Remember went to the all white horse farm in Kentucky
I wasn't with you in Kentucky. I went to an old white guy
Why white horses? I said they told us all white horse farm. It was lit as fuck.
It was just white horses.
They called KKK.
Yeah, he definitely raped the Capitol,
but on white horses.
Just all white horses.
Wow.
It was cool.
I wonder why white horses.
Were they a type of horse?
Because they're lip singer horses.
No, it was the ones that rear up.
He only allowed white horses.
Huh.
Yeah.
In Kentucky.
To stay.
Is that surprised me? And you support. Yeah. He was there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Kentucky and Kentucky to stay surprise me
Yeah, he was there I was all the bottom of the nose just so so scared of There it is lip singer prop terrified of horses. It's a singer. They're big white horses. Oh, no, that's lip singer
The lip singer is a lip is also you know the types of horses Brian
Let us lip is on her
Have you ever ridden a horse your power now? No, I'm riding a damn horse. I ride my Montana, I'm going first week in September.
I'm not riding a horse.
I ride the fuck out of them, dude.
Nice.
I put them to work.
Y'all ride horses?
Let's take it.
I did before.
This guy that shit out of me.
They do.
Have some wine.
Fuck, and have a meal.
What?
What?
Yeah.
You don't have a meal?
Go where?
Wallis.
The fuck's Wallis.
Oh, you don't know Wallis.
Oh, dude.
Wine and great food. I can't believe it on a while
I'll drink Brian. Beverly Hills in Santa Monica. You love it
He doesn't drink. Yeah, I don't drink
So you're gonna take me to a wine. Wait, where are we taking two black ass?
Two black guys to this
Herman has a Herman rice has a wine a podcast. Yeah, it is a wine podcast. Oh, I bet that's exciting. Yeah
Well, that's Wally's there. Oh, that's who looks amazing
Dude you love Wally's man
I don't know is it a bright right up your out I'm gonna scope it tomorrow
I'm gonna scope it in my stupid fuck are you? Yeah? Oh?
Fuck off that's that's good though. Fuck a cheese board, but.
That does the best.
That's a steak look though.
Oh man, come on.
That was drinking a lot of wine when I was just
playing the game.
Oh, that looks, oh, look at that.
God, I love a good steak.
You're saying.
That's how they serve it right there.
On that weird board like that.
Yeah, on a piece of oak.
Yeah.
Peace of fucking oak.
Don't go up board like that.
Don't say that.
What's that green shit?
So the right of it.
Those are fava beans probably and
Or just like some kind of a moose spinach moose or some shit. It's all so good. Hard pass on it. Not that off
Are you that statuettes nice, you know, it doesn't are shrapnel tense tempos. No, I don't know what that is
Go back go back. I'm a little trouble. That's shaved mushrooms. My favorite restaurant is shake shake
Shake check. Have you ever we've had remember that black truffle? Oh, yeah, I love me some truffle. You damn right a little truffle
You know what you know I just realized a little truffle. You know truffle. I love truffles. Yeah, you are
But it's like a distinct
Put on it you turn my white truffles now. Night time on white truffles.
Night time on white truffles.
So the, you look fine, they find it right now. Yeah, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, a hundred dollar pasta dish. Now, as Brennan though, the white truffle, it's got something to say, and the reason you pay for that is it tastes like nothing else.
It's a distinct flavor.
They make it an oil.
Yeah, right.
They live, they live. Those truffles can be as deep as six feet under the ground.
So you gotta, you gotta use these.
You need a real good pig.
You need a real good nose.
A little truffle piggie.
Yeah, little truffle truffle. I've realized I love truffle. You know, a little real good nose. A little truffle pig. Yeah, a little truffle.
I realize I love truffle.
You know, a little teepee.
A little truffle.
They mix up with a lot of stuff, yeah?
Huh?
Like truffle oil?
Like truffle oil?
Pasta.
Yeah, look at those pigs.
You can get truffle oil on if you order like a Poke Bowl.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
It's a very, very strong.
Yeah, it'll overpower anything.
And they got some nose hairs.
Oh, I love me a little truffle pig.
Yup.
They expensive.
A little truffle pig.
I'll get one as a mascot for the new thing.
I don't, I think you can probably use a pot belly,
one of those Vietnamese pot belly pigs.
Those are stupid.
Well, they'll just lie around.
Get a teacup pig for the mascot.
I know it's gonna shit everywhere though.
Can you leave them on their own?
No, can they just stay here?
They look tiny. Wait, a teacup pig? Yeah, you know how? You got you got a new place. We take care of the T cup pick. I'll watch it for sure
All right, well, I
That might be a thing you could keep here because they're just like whatever but there's
Just a place and as a yard and shit. No, let's leave it at your place, dude
You're bringing their money I submit that you get so bored of a fucking pig
I'll do that. Just say that size
I
Compared to a cat. Holy fuck they're cute. They are really cute. What do they care to the shit? They are adorable
Big and big and big and fast. Oh
Look at that one and some of them will give you a good Tuscan. They're thick motherfuckers. I'm a farmer. I mean
Yeah, yeah, I'll give you a good one. No, we're not gonna raise them be mean.
Well, even if you don't raise them,
I know my friend in the back home has a pig
and he bites everybody.
Got it like farm pig.
We're raising the house.
Now, if you want to get rid of a body,
if you want to get rid of a body,
you've got a hog farm and you keep them hungry.
You keep the ribs on them.
You keep them super hungry.
Like the movie Hannibal.
That's right, or that's's that's serious zero zero zero
Yeah, where he's eating everything. Oh, yeah, I think bacon too. I can write to your face. What they feed they bake like Billy
Bacon too. Hell yeah, yeah, they'll need it all dude, dude
Cannibal, we're gonna get one of those tea cup pigs we're gonna name him bacon and you're gonna take care of
All right, that's fine. You got a name and pick something ironic like it's a workshop my friend at a turtle named Fury
It's funny. That's funny. It's a good name. Chris P bacon. it's a workshop my friend at a turtle named fury
Chris P bacon or get that
Good name for a pig is crispy
No, you have that they do but yeah the crispy bacon were that news reporter he could stop laughing
Good like slim like poor chop slim's funny. It could sound better than these good. Pigs name. Like Slim. Slim's good.
Like Portchop.
Slim's funny.
Slim's good.
Portchop.
Slim, Speedy, and Fatass.
Yep.
Skinny.
That piece of shit.
Alright.
I knew somebody had a pit ball and they named it Cow.
That's hilarious.
So that's actually really funny.
I love that.
Cow, come here.
That's pretty funny.
Yeah.
I like a sense humor. you sipping on that tiger thick
No, that's the difference with some other Japanese whiskey. They said it's pretty nice though. Yeah, so it's doing that
And you know trying to mix up middle of the day. I hate been drinking it all start drinking again. I miss it sometimes
Wine or whiskey nothing. Oh, I thought you said you're gonna start drinking again
No, I'm having you haven't been drinking yeah, yeah, I was too sure not too bad. I Mean you're a real pussy boy haven't been drinking. I'm starting. Yeah. Life's too short and not too bad.
I mean, you're a real pussy boy.
A couple of drinks.
What? I'm trying to drink.
You don't get drunk though.
No. I've never seen Brian Drunk.
I don't think we've ever been drunk.
No.
I've never seen you drunk.
I'm never seen you drunk. I don't get drunk.
Yeah.
We've, I mean, in Austin, we might have drank,
but we're just hot.
Is that what it was? We were hot.
Because we were laughing so much.
First of all, we smoked weed and then we also did DMT.
DMT was the greatest thing of all time.
That's right.
That was the greatest thing of all time.
What, do you think it was the greatest thing of all time?
I thought it was such a wild trend.
Are you exaggerating a little bit?
Well, I just thought it was really cool.
It made me feel emotional.
I remember that, I started crying.
I do, but not when we did it.
The next day, I cried and I wanted to keep doing it.
How long is the trip?
It feels like seven days, but I asked my boy,
I really like how long was that out?
He's like, those like 30 seconds.
So you have to have someone watching you when you do it.
Not really, I guess.
He's like, once you figure out what he's going on,
he's basically a shaman.
Yeah, I'm just, I mean, yeah, we're ready.
Well, because Brennan I didn't know to expect,
and we got there and his assistant said something like,
so, so, Aubrey will probably bring you
through the ceremony later on today. Now Bren not season drug I can't see our vote we sure
is fucking ain't psychedelic guys we don't know so I never touch we're both we're both
we're also both kind of macho so we both go we're both like ceremony I think I yield
up yeah she goes and she just went you'll see were like, well, I don't know if, you know,
and then he gets there and we get in the office
and he gets our money.
He does a prayer.
It was nice.
Yeah, he does a whole whole thing.
There's like, in says, it was all dark.
There was a rain stick, if I recall.
There was a rain stick.
There was a big dick.
There was a big, there was a big,
there was a dark dick.
And stuff.
Yeah, just a rain stick.
I don't know. And then we were in panties
I can't remember what happened keep talking on seeing you some rain all right. Wait, what yeah, and we're like
All right, I smoked it. That's right. Yeah, damn. No, it was a good time. Yeah, but the next thing that I was good stuff
No, never I would never go that that's the one that's like makes you puke in like well, that's what it is though
It's I was it's a version of that. It's the hardest, condensed.
Wait, DMT is.
Yeah, I took off into outer spate
and I was like in all gold like,
I'll do a sip.
But you didn't feel sick from that.
No, I feel sick.
Why does I, but I did get real emotional.
The next day I started crying
because I was our friend Tim Kennedy.
When I say crying,
Brian's on the phone and I can't stop crying.
I was talking to my wife at the time.
I'm like, I literally fucking,. Snot bubbles. He's got
So that I know but I don't know where I've Ray bands
No, we done a podcast and you said which is okay. I don't want yeah, I don't want him to die
He's gonna go off and I was like I don't need I don't want him to die either and he goes
But he's gonna go off into the field and I go yeah, I know he's gonna go out there and then he's like I know
But I don't want him to die and I go I don't either
Just gonna have a party and then party and all this huge which was great party which was basically a the Snoop Doggy dog
Yeah, I was fantastic so we're going there and and and I get a call and I'm literally like this is life and I'm like
I'm like, hey, babe. What's up? I'm staring out the window g gazing at the window. Okay, yeah, oh, son, I just see him going,
he's got sunglasses, I just see him like,
and I'm controllably trying.
Finally, I have to, I literally go like this.
He goes, babe, hold on.
I go, I got a weeping giant next to me
and I gotta go and I just sit on the couch.
I'm trying.
Yeah, and I go, now are these allergies
or are you just fucking crying?
I'm fucking full blown.
Not all you can say is not dude.
You were like, dude, how long was this trip?
Like over the trip, the trip that we're not
in for three days.
When you do that shit, you never know it's gonna happen.
You never know that thing.
That's what came out of me.
Like I just can't stop crying.
I'll be honest, I'll tell you a story.
You know me, I'm not very emotional,
but I went, tough here.
You're sure? Yeah, yeah. But I just told the emotions were weak my whole life,
so I always kept it to myself.
Yeah, terrible parenting.
Whatever you call it, sure.
My dad had the same problem.
Yep.
And my mom.
And all kinds of stuff.
And so, and I, my friend, I'm at dinner at Scopa,
and my friend's girlfriend, I don my friend, I'm at dinner at Scopa.
And my friend's girlfriend, I don't know,
starts telling me a story about her childhood.
And she told it with about as much emotion
as you would tell somebody,
how, if you were describing.
Like your horse story.
No, it was about as much emotion as you'd use.
If you were telling somebody about an errand
you ran that day.
Sure.
I went, I got on the bus,
and then I went and got a loaf of bread,
and I got back on the bus and came home.
That, like that.
And she started telling me about her childhood,
which was so, so tough,
because her mom was crazy, and all that.
And I could tell that everything she was saying was true.
You don't think she was lying?
Fuck no.
I've been acting so long, I've been acting so much,
because she reminded me of something. And I just think she was lying? Fuck now. I've been mad for a long time. I've been mad for a long time.
I've been mad for a long time.
And I just went like this.
And in the middle of dinner, in front of this person,
I don't know, another cup.
I started to fucking, I go, I'm gonna start crying here.
And I started fucking crying.
Wow.
And I couldn't stop crying.
It must have been a powerful story.
The only other time that happened was when Arilang
told me about his dad and how his dad died.
And I'm fucking, I just started crying, man.
I could, because sometimes when somebody tells you a story
and there's no emotion, there's no emotion,
you have to take it all on, motherfucker.
Was that the last time you cried?
Yes, that was the last time I cried.
Damn.
That's not true.
When was that?
It was pretty recent.
How recent?
I don't know, when were you gonna say that, right?
I was saying you cried.
When we thought our friend was gonna commit suicide
You and I both started crying
I mean Santa Monica getting coffee we both started crying
Yeah, I said I don't know how to help them remember
So this girl this girl that went on Rogan so many people are, dude, you gotta listen to this girl's story on North Korea,
how kids were you dying.
I know her, I know her, I better.
She escaped, I better.
Apparently she's, now hold on,
before I say the story,
I don't know anything about this woman,
I did listen to the podcast,
I've seen all the headlines, all that stuff.
Apparently from other friends that I have go,
she's kinda like, she wants to be like
the Kim Kardashian of North Korea,
like she's just doing it for exposure
She's made all this up
Because I I
Have her number in my phone because I was gonna go do a thing in New York sure
Apparently she's full of shit and I also had seen her and this is him Dylan our good friend of mine goes
I heard this chick who's making the pockets rounds as a fraud and she was the Kim Kardashian North Korea
He was like into the sport now. Now does he know that?
Because that's a hard thing to say.
Hold on, Baba.
It's one thing about Tim.
I don't think you would have put it in your mouth, Bullshitter.
That's one thing, Tim's not.
Great comic, fantastic friend, not a Bullshitter.
I have, I will keep my opinion to myself because I had an interesting feeling when I was speaking to this person
for the hour that I spent spoke to her.
By the way, I'm feeling you being called bullshit and you know bullshit are bright.
Yeah.
Again, I don't, I know nothing about this woman.
I didn't see the podcast.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
But I saw this and I was like, because so many people like, dude, everyone was ready
about it.
You should hear a story.
Yeah.
How bad North grids and stuff like that. Oh Jesus Christ.
It's a crazy story.
I don't know man.
Her story was very powerful when I listened to it on Ted.
On a Ted talk.
So she'd been around for a minute.
But I have, without going into details,
there were things about her that I found to be interesting.
Interesting.
Yeah, it's interesting, right? So what, no, no, this first thing, uh... interesting interesting yet interesting right
so what what are not now this the for this first day based in here to this
you you never heard of the you know her to reach out i just are popping up on
you to be a lot all over
but we know and then and then and then i read a someone barstual who's like yeah
here this crazy stories i clipped on the
i clicked on the clip and it's
so tragic as i got out, I don't want it.
You know, I, you know, this whole podcast,
I'm like, I'm all set.
I got it.
I'm all set.
And I saw it popping up other places.
And then I was talking to a good buddy about,
he's like, yeah, dude, how you seeing?
Apparently she's a frog.
She makes a lot of this up.
I'm like, no, no.
And then I saw, then someone sent me,
I was like, yeah, even Tim Dillon's calling it.
I'm like, oh, fuck.
Again, I don't know.
It could be all true.
I'm not trying to start a rumor, no, I don't know. It could be all true. I'm not trying to start a rumor.
No, I don't know.
But I'm just saying it's,
well, I wish I was sitting here new.
Interesting, because when shit like this happens,
okay, when shit like this happens,
it's interesting because there's a lot of times,
there probably is some truth to it.
Oh, I just go down, absolutely not.
She's been caught lying about so many things, that everything she says is suspect. a lot of times, there probably is some truth to it. Oh, I got to go down. Absolutely not.
She's been caught lying about so many things.
Everything she says is suspect.
Journalists have lots of careers for lies.
She's making more money saying,
shocking things than experts and even other defectors are on.
It's a radical.
You can claim to across the goby desert in 40 degrees
while weather without anyone to close them
just by the claims outraged by appealing to miracles.
Oh.
I don't know, man. Maybe this is a North Korean
siaop to discredit.
That's what they do.
That is what they do.
So that could also be the case.
So we would be careful.
When I heard her story,
and I found it very credible,
and if it's not true,
I guarantee that that story happens
all the time in North Korea when you try to get out of there.
You know, so maybe it's a horrible place.
Maybe.
No, no, North Korea is a worse place in the world.
Yeah, awful.
So I think that story exists whether or not it happens.
It's hers.
I don't know.
Here's what I don't know.
Here's what I'll say.
I don't know.
I thought this was interesting to talk about.
I don't, I can tell your name.
All I know is I've had a bunch of people that I know
and trust go, dude, I think she might be fully.
So here's what I'm gonna say.
I guess I can say it.
I'm gonna slap your face.
You can try it.
I can't tell you anything's out.
Dude, tell the whole story.
If I'm here, where are you gonna go, right?
Yeah.
I'm gonna slap you and your lying friend.
I'm gonna slap you back.
Okay.
You don't know as fully if she's a liar yet.
No, I have no idea.
I, I, but I'm a betting man.
You're gonna bet on a bet.
Well, it's, you know, I don't know.
When Tim's dealing tweets it out.
And I know he probably does his,
he does his fucking deep dives and shit like that.
That's what he does.
You know, that's just what he does with.
He's a conspiracy.
And I don't think he would put it out there. He's a conspiracy true
Yeah, but also I don't think he put something out there. Has he tweeted any more chin about it?
Is it a North Korean style they're they have they have their own fucking oh yeah, they got to infiltrate the media and
Somebody that does she live in the States now or something. Yeah, yeah, I can see the North Koreans doing this to her
So before I say anything I don't want to I Don't want a condemned before I say anything, I don't want to condemn her.
Yeah, I don't know enough about it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did Tim hear this from the reliable source?
Because Tim's pretty fair.
What was it?
Oh, there it is.
OK, so I'm just going to say this.
I'm going to say this.
Click on that.
But I'll click on the
way she's dressed.
It's very considered in theatrical.
Okay.
This one I saw to the system 2014.
Yeah, this one's 24 to 24 to
24 to is deliberate and considered.
Like there is the thing and I keep scrolling down.
Should.
So, Liberty Defactor. Park is one of the stars of a television program featuring cast of North Korean women.
It's called, Now I'm My Way to Meet You.
Okay.
Like, here's the thing,
oh, and she's known as the Pairs Hill in North Korea.
In one episode early in 2013,
she appears with her mother,
failing to figure out she's flashed on the screen,
parked jokes.
That's my mom there,
she's being right.
It's being out of some of the Pairs here.
My mom is the real Pairs Hill in the K.
Oh, do you guys know this website, or? I don't know that I read a lot of this is called the diplomat. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, I'm I don't know it's from 2014 so I don't know either. Yeah, I don't know who knows interesting to talk about them
Yeah
Um
In a way, I don't mind that she's bringing she's highlighting it. She's highlighting what a fucking horrible regime
It is and I don't mind that like and if she She's highlighting it. She's highlighting what a fucking horrible regime it is.
And I don't mind that.
Like, and if she did come from North Korea,
if that's true, that in a way,
I guarantee things weren't easy, right?
But she could pass that...
Arctic desert with no clothes on.
That's a question.
How did she get...
It's been up the lies a little bit.
Yeah, how did she get across though?
Did she lose her sister?
Did her father, was her father in a work camp?
That's all possible.
Yeah.
But she, she's very,
I probably heard you know either.
Yeah, she's very beautiful.
I believe she's had some stuff going on.
Yeah, which comment in that culture, right?
Yeah.
South Korea, sure.
Very, very, very, very, yeah, very doll like, you know kind of
Oh, there's no say doll like that. I thought that was interesting. I was like
You know
But I don't know she's English is great. She's she's she's she seemed very kind very kind
So I don't know yeah, I never heard about her until uh everyone kept posting like me too from her being on Rogan
Yeah, I think we're gonna find out
Yeah, but the question is yeah, but the question is doesn't matter right if she came from North Korea
I think it doesn't you we don't well if she came from North Korea we
We don't know how do we find out that she you know, yeah, if her dad was in a work camp
Which he probably wasn't and died of cancer?
Mm-hmm. If her sister was killed by a border guard
You know, I don't really care to be honest. Yeah, like she lies or not. It's not the end of the world that she's
Yeah, it's not the end of the world she might have added a little spice to her story
Yeah, it is interesting. You came from North Korea already. I'm gonna go your life sucks
Yeah, because she's really small too and like my friend my friend was doing security for the Olympics
And he said I'm not afraid of the North Koreans anymore. I said why it goes they're so tiny
They're the lack of nutrition is so crazy even among their best athletes that they're tiny. They look tiny
So she's tiny. She's like so chin and wear a rarity
All night, I mean
I mean good chance Americans to kill a cheating. I'll be cheating. I'll be cheating. No, I mean, good chance of America.
Good chance of Keele on Neil.
Karinzer, you'll see some thick, strongest buck Karinzer.
I was actually born in Korea though, so I am more rare, I would say.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, I knew fun.
But your books are tall, yeah.
Karinzer thick though.
Other not?
Karinzer thick.
Yeah, here, there's a bunch of huge Karinzer.
Like, I have two friends that are bigger than me.
They're not, right?
In Korea, they're not naturally thick.
I was the biggest one I want when I visit Korea
But they're like my brains are pretty thick actually. Yeah, don't you think yeah, I mean I had
I was thick before too. Judo. Yeah, really powerless. Yeah
No, they can't guess. No
See see I'm a gold day one powerlifant. Oh
No, it's China that kicks ass in
China
China oh
Wrestling China, that kicks ass in the power of the China. Wrestling. Oh, wrestling?
Judo.
She can do me a favor.
Bring up, bring up, bring up how many golds they wanted.
What's for sure?
Wrestling, Judo, especially in wrestling.
Wrestling, Judo, all the wrestling.
Yep, bring up.
Judo and powerlifting and Olympic lifting, please.
Two gold medals.
There you go, Greco-Roma wrestling.
That's, that's pretty good.
Juan hosts him.
Was that this one? Let's see. Well, two on 12, a little bit more. Conhosts in. Was that this one?
Let's see.
Well, two on 12, a little bit more.
Okay.
That was it.
All right.
It's China with the power of aging.
Yeah, China.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Just go up to overall metals, Jin, for me, out of countries.
Do you do metal?
On a metal.
On a 2021 Olympic metal.
Gold metals.
Yeah.
America dominated.
Did they?
Yeah, we dominated. In China, second dominated in China. Second. We dominated Wow
I did not you didn't I didn't actually
China 38 see a career
Small country. No, try to go to Korea for me change small country guys. There you are 16
I South Korea number 16. Yeah, pretty good
Six-go-metal see what see what the power look on six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six No, we can't look it up. But a lot of it's wrestling this wrestling. Oh, let's go back and see how this works. Nice and powerlifting in there.
Yeah, let's see, we're out there.
Yeah, Brian, on my bill on you,
on the screen, I'm sure that you're
just saying what the end of the day.
What, what, what metals do you
in the world, free of wind?
What metals is South Korea when,
does North Korea not compete?
Is it just, can they do, they compete?
Yeah, I don't know if they did this year,
but yeah, things aren't know if they did this here, but yeah, the things aren't
great for them
And show it doesn't give you the specific now what he says for here Mrs. Gold Medal target
Four days ago some judo in there somewhere. Oh wait go to that Wikipedia
South Korea. I want a total
This one?
No, no, no.
It would scroll down, Chen.
That Wikipedia says South Korea at the Olympics.
I think that's just overall, right?
But it would probably tell you what they got like 2020.
You think?
I think 21 gold.
I think this is ever though.
Oh, it's just screw if you scroll down though
Okay, that's my team 80th Taekwondo
Taekwondo
Judo 11 golds dude. They've won a wrestling goal. That's holy shit. I'm sure you two
17 good. They are a two-doh holy shit Brian. There's our there's our weightlifting. Yeah 46 medals in judo
36 and wrestling look at out
Hold on that meant it fancy don't worry about that stuff. We got boxing 20. They're rough. They're rough
They're good at our
Are you like Wando and weightlifting dude look 15 medals football zero
They love it in wrestling in the limps. No, or they can't count that as soccer. I don't know what I'm talking about. No, that's soccer.
Soccer.
Yeah, they're not, yeah, no, not for the, okay, well,
maybe I spoke a little too soon there, guys.
Look at there.
Yeah.
Okay, well, all right.
All right, what do you got, Jim?
All right, the first one was T-Dore T's versus Anderson Silva
in a boxing match for the Oscar Dela Hoia.
I have to fight Logan Paul.
That's what I thought, too.
Hey.
So this is for that same car with the D La Jolla and Vita are Belfort.
I thought they already had it,
I had a date for it.
I think Anderson's definitely gonna win that
and I think Belfort is gonna knock out Oscar De La Jolla.
Vita are Belfort was gonna knock out Oscar De La Jolla?
Wow, you see him lately?
No, just Jack, oh you talking about Oscar?
Vita was Jack but Oscar's, I still think he can box his ass off, huh?
I don't think so if he's a hundred percent people are saying if he's a hundred percent he should I
Should dismantle yeah, yeah, he's not he's probably clean
Well is here is is V Torot is he's gonna be there both gonna be on all this stuff. Okay, they're gonna be on all
So it was Jack What are they training?
The beat-tour.
The beat-tour's fast, too, man.
Oh, yeah.
He was.
He's older now.
He's still fast.
And that's September 11th.
September 11th?
That they're fighting.
Have you guys seen this in the news?
Oh my God, yes.
So this dude who's a fan was calling out at this mascot.
The mascot's name is Dinger. So there's a guy up to bat. This this guy in the crowd kept yelling
Dinger Dinger the dumbass social media goes he's saying the N word
So there was like a search for this guy and they're gonna expel him from Major League Baseball and they get the guy goes
No, I was yelling Dinger
And the Rockies actually put this out too and they're disgusted by the racial slur.
Without even looking into it.
They immediately put that out.
Right away, right away.
So then they found out that he's actually saying,
like, so it was confirmed that he was saying,
Dinger. Yeah, it's confirmed.
I'm not a percent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dinger.
Yeah.
He didn't even say it.
Oh, he's not even looking at the,
he's looking at the mask guy going, Dinger.
And where's Dinger at?
Oh, who he's talking to.
No, like, that's his point.
That's his point now.
He's not even looking at the guy.
Oh, he's waving down, like,
Dinger's all the way over here.
How crazy is that?
And then one day, spell this guy from Major League Baseball.
And then the rock put out a thing of apologizing.
How does someone catch that?
I would have never even like...
You left you a while, you're like,
because people are looking for it.
They're looking for it.
Looking for it, yeah.
Because everybody, you get social points
for getting rid of racism.
Look what I found, everybody.
This has a base point.
We're doing nothing.
This guy's the only end, we're getting paid against him.
We're doing nothing.
Like, clear, this is doing nothing.
Is there anything more uncalled than being racist? racist yeah if you met anybody lately who's been like
down with a lot and that and that like at a sporting event anyway that's
probably yeah I don't think I see it anyway I I was listening to two seventy five
year olds going they were talking about this reason because I don't have it
they were they were both from Florida they got on and he raised his friends
he's too white white people I was I was like, even they were like, huh? This fucking hilarious.
I get it.
I mean, it slightly sounds like it if it's from a part.
But that's like a muffled, but also a little bit.
It's probably easy to catch that, but if he's looking at the mascot, he's not looking
at the players. Yeah, exactly. Get my memory to the mascot at the mascot He's not looking at the players
Yeah, he's not looking at the players and I got coming Friday
The last of the Cleveland Indians with the Indian on the fucking house before they get rid of it
You think I'll get shit for wearing that. I don't think you should
How'd you get it?
And it doesn't mean your're anti-Native American.
No, I'm super pro logo of that Indian.
It's my favorite logo.
And you're a Native American.
Are you?
And I'm gonna take a gold pen and put it in a gold tooth in it.
Yes, you should.
But when I did that,
I did that 100% Native American.
As I did that when I was a kid.
At an Indian tab, I took gold sharpie,
put a gold tooth in them,
wore it to school, talked to the day.
There you go.
We went to Cherokee Nation.
We went to, you know, Hennon.
He fit right in.
I like it, exactly.
And Cherokee's are giant people too.
So he basically looks like a like a regular Native American.
I know.
But I did do my ancestry.com, and there's no Native American.
None.
None.
Yeah.
10% in Thailand.
What's that dog? Only 10%. Yeah. Oh, 18. Yeah. 10% talent. What's up, Doug? Only 10%. Yeah. Well, 18% sorry.
50% what was the majority English? English. Born rich. What's up? Born
rich. I'm on born rich. I just feel like you've got 50% and there's German, Scandinavian,
and then 18% talent. Have you done one of those? It's almost for a dash of afghan. I
gotta be honest. Of course, I'm shit.
I'm like, I mean, I'm 51% of Southern Italian
and the rest is Northwestern.
Peasant.
Peasant.
Yeah, a little Iberian or something.
No, the majority said peasant.
Look at me.
Peasant.
I mean, something surprising.
He says, me Lord.
Yeah, me Lord.
We've got all this.
Me Lord.
Me Lord.
Take a knee, bitch.
No. All right. You're in pay for that. What else you got to do? Lord, take a knee, bitch.
I'm going to pay for that. What else you got to?
Christians got some.
So I just been speaking with Kurt event.
Me like that.
I saw this over the weekend.
Fauci's under fire for reportedly experimenting on dogs.
He's facing, he spent $ hundred thousand dollars on research and fest
infecting dogs with parasites
but is that part of his is that what they do that he didn't the n i h dot he
okay it
yeah it has to go through
but isn't that what they do i've got to put the dogs people are so i've heard
like other
what kind of dogs we know
because they're certain dogs and okay with it
first of all i think we have to we have to stop for set guys so so the NIH the national Institute of Health
Grants gives government grants to very important research got it
Fauci is a the head of NIH
I
This is gonna come as a big surprise everybody
But he has a large staff, a large group of people
that delineate these different grants
based on a whole bunch of criteria, okay?
Dog suffer from parasites.
Sometimes to get the medicines that save your dog's life
and save your life, they do use animals.
In the last stage of testing for medicines a lot lot of times, or have to be done on animals
because you are the next case here.
This is political horseshit.
It's just horseshit.
It's just is.
It's like, I'm not a fan of Fauci,
but I wanna be fair too.
Yeah, but it isn't, it isn't,
because his team did operate on dogs, right?
Yeah, the way they also did on monkeys and on chimps,
it's not fun.
They do it on a lot.
With HIV, a lot of that study on HIV
that gave birth to these produce inhibitors and stuff,
that shit was done on fucking chimps
because they're very close in its terrible research.
It sucks.
Back in the eighties, when I was going to college,
there was a huge to do about what they were doing the monkeys at the NIH
Yeah, man, there's a lot of stuff and some of it's not necessary some of it might be but like you may to take one study for so out of
20 billion dollars I think is the grants they give
$400,000 to some of the study somewhere about parasites with dogs. This is Fox News Horset.
They're just trying to throw something out there
and get found.
They don't talk too much.
I'm so done with CNN and Fox News.
I'm so done with these opinion makers
that are doing whatever they can to discredit
both sides.
They're divided.
Fox News.
Did your brother send you that article?
Oh no, I just, I actually just found it on Instagram
and everything.
All right, well, you're pretty dumb with Krunament.
No, I look red the whole entire thing,
but like it's Fox News.
Yeah, but you're not gonna like my next one.
I mean, if Fox and Tucker Carlson,
literally, if it was from the Hill or somewhere
like in the middle, then we could go with it.
But Fox News says, one agenda destroyed anybody, especially Fauci, which I don't like Fauci, but Tucker
Carlson, I wanted you to be fair with your criticism.
Tucker Carlson literally said, and then, and he went through the whole thing of Andrew
Cuomo and he said, and he may be a made member of the mafia.
Tucker Carlson, come on, dude, please please, like I like what you say sometimes,
but when you do that, you just lose credibility.
But we also don't need that, like,
Krona's fun. He's already fun.
You're good, we don't need to accuse him
of being part of the mafia.
It's like, come on.
I mean, they probably are, but the thing is,
yeah, you know.
The whole thing is like, come on dude.
Like some of this stuff between,
that's where the media on both sides, right and left,
has lost my fucking trust. It's lost, it's lost, yeah. It's in its trust, yeah. It's just a public trust, it's correct. So what do sides, right and left, has lost my fucking trust.
Well, it's lost the public.
It's trust, it's trust.
So what do you watch?
I try to watch BBC, I try to watch, I listen to MPR.
It's starting to find any of them.
I have to watch.
I have to watch them.
I take everything with a battle.
Yeah, so I don't watch it either,
because of the, you know, same reasons,
but it's just, like, there's got to be something out there
at least that's like kind of.
Look, there is been the middle,
or like, do like doing real facts.
Yeah, just remember that journalists are under enormous pressure to stay relevant and
get clicks.
And as long as that's the case, journalists are more interested in a story that sells which
means the, whatever they destroy doesn't matter.
It's being first and being loudest.
It's not about being.
That's why I see so much COVID and Delta stuff because that's what people are gonna tune into.
Of course.
And they make money, not off telling you the truth,
they make money off of attention.
You see where Dinsel broke that down to that journalist?
Yeah, I love that.
I love that.
That's why I just said that
because that's what I was thinking about.
That's right.
He said, it's not about truth, it's not about who you destroy.
It's about being first and being loud.
And it was very, very true. And he's a guy who knows, you know, it's not about who you destroy, it's about being first and being loud. And it was very, very true.
And he's a guy who knows, you know, he's been living in.
Because they tried to say something about him.
Maybe it was like, I can't remember exactly what they're trying to say.
Did you read it?
Maybe a couple of years ago.
Once the press decides you're a story, you're done.
Yeah, yeah, they're gonna go after you.
And he's not even out there, like, in the the media that crazy kind of just does his movies and just
Journalists literally go to Twitter to find
Story if somebody can say something about the person and that's what that's what you tell me to do that and they do it all like nice
Yeah, anybody have any ideas or stories and then they get that and then they follow those leads
Yeah, and what happens is anybody can say anything.
All they need, all journalists needs is that did you tell somebody at the time, do you
have somebody else who can corroborate your story that you told them this at a time?
That is just factual.
And then so you, they say, yeah, my friend will vouch for me.
And then, you know, they get a story.
You got a article.
And I think that as long as we have that,
the media will never gain,
we'll always have a large part of our country going,
I don't buy this shit.
I don't buy this shit.
Look at this resistance to the vaccine.
It's a lot of smart people just don't trust it.
They don't know where to look
because nobody's communicating with them.
A lot of people don't do mass work or don't they work?
Do lockdowns work? That's too confusing, yeah. All of this, so we don't know mass work or don't they work. Do lockdowns work?
That's too confusing.
All of this, so we don't know.
And so that's what happens.
Many people go out and they say,
I'm out, yeah, that's the problem.
Yeah.
And the media makes money off of finding out,
just got a vaccine and died.
This guy, if I got a vaccine, didn't get a vaccine and died.
All right, we'll move on from that topic.
This free Brennan, I don't know if you know this,
but A&E is having a three-part series on serial killers.
It starts, oh you are aware?
Problem is I'm sure I've seen all the footage
that are gonna use it.
Oh, there's nothing new.
It's kind of like Shark Week.
I've seen the same great white,
jump out of the water, and eat that fake seal every year.
Serial killers, I've seen it all do you.
So unless you got some new shit,
I mean, I'm still gonna watch it.
Well, yeah, so it's all the big ones.
Heavy hitters.
And the ones that got away,
they explain how they got away for so long.
Yeah, that's what the book to read.
Did you read the murder room?
That's the best book I've ever read on psychology at the serial.
No, no way.
No way.
Richard Walter was John Douglas by far.
Well, Richard Walter was the guy who came up with the double helix
for the idea of how a serial killer comes about,
but he would say it's stuff like this.
He'd look at a crime scene.
I guess this guy was killing women by a river.
It was like the Green River guy.
And he said, you'll find him, put cars in the area
and you'll find a comic to it.
Probably masturbating in his car.
And they call the guy Cherkin obviously.
No, for any serial killer stuff, you know had to do John Douglas because they did the show
What's the fucking show? You tell me about that. You tell me about that
That's one of my favorite fucking shows, but Johnny Douglas mine hunter
So the mine hunter the series at three seasons. I think now two seasons
The the characters written off him in his books where true stories
He keyed the came up with the term serial killer The the characters written off him in his books where true stories he
Keyed the came up with the term serial killer. He came up with the serial killer division in the FBI
Like it's all his doings and he did it by so Charles Manson Ted Bundy
All the main guys he would go interview and he'd find similar than all of it and then he put together profile How you find out a serial killer in in the murder room Richard Walter I think that's his name was giving a teaching the FBI about you know the kind of mentality of a serial killer and as he's giving all the
So serial came in yeah, and they and they he was a suspect and in one of the things and they got him
They said you got to get out of here, but they didn't have evidence put him on there
And so why would he come in and he goes what do you mean?
There's why would he come in and he goes, what do you mean? Is why would he come in and he goes, because everybody wants to know about themselves?
He doesn't know why he has these urges,
these insane urges, they are there.
And it's sexual, it's like you get off of them.
A lot of them, they go back to where the murder sites
wouldn't they jack off and stuff,
or the take like a moment or like a earring or something
in store, because then they pick it up and they rub it
and so it reminds them of what they did to the victim.
Insolven. But like that whole serial thing, like how they got away for so long, a lot of it was just bad cops.
Like, not mean like they're bad, like, they didn't know how to trace the precincts didn't talk.
So the reason why the night stark got away with it in so many like San Bernardino and Burbank and in the Valley.
Because the divisions never taught.
They weren't talking to me too.
No, so one would like do we,
tribalism.
We have this guy who killed this,
but they want to help each other out.
So he got away from,
they want the car.
Ever until finally,
one of the Douglass and another cop was like,
hold on, I saw in the news that the exact same thing
happened in Burbank that's happened to our thing.
So he'd call over there and even then they were like,
no, we're good, man. He's like, no, we've got to work together, thing. So we'd call over there, and even then they were like,
no, we're good, man.
We got to work together, man,
because we're going to be able to find a pattern here.
And then they went to all the other different cities
and found the pattern.
Think about how dark that shit is though.
Think about the golden gate.
The next sucker would take your eyes out.
I'm a killer's couple,
and then remove their eyes.
And then he would rape a mom or friend of the kid.
I mean, terrible.
Which is the worst of the worst, dude. He would rape the mom or friend of the kid. I mean terrible. What was the worst of the worst dude? I need to use the smell of the mom or friend of the kid. Which is the one that
Pat Nal's wall
does go and stay killer. That's the goal. And she and she caught him through the
Through DNA through ancestry dot com dude. He was he was why he made a woman
He made the woman. Okay, you have the couple the woman had the guy would have to lie down
He put a T cup with, he put a T cup
with like, he'd put a T set on his body.
T. K. Killer.
No, no, this is the goal state.
Yeah, he put a T set, so T cup on his body.
And then he goes, now I'm gonna have sex with your wife.
If you, if I hear that T cup rattle, if you move,
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
That's how fucked up this guy was.
And he just got off on making people do that.
But a lot of it like that,
the Golden State Killer, the Night Stalker,
you couldn't get away with it now,
because there's cameras everywhere.
People are where they sleep with their door shut,
their window shut, their security alarms.
Like the Night Star got away,
like he was killing the summer
because people slept with their windows open.
He'd get in the house through the windows.
Yeah, you were pointing that out when we were in to come
Which is why I'm like yeah, dog
Well, he's gonna fuck not everyone has dogs
Where would you come I said do if I was serial killer I come to Tacoma. There's no way seat everyone has their windows
I said that out loud everyone's all what the fuck I'm like I'm just saying
This is a place you a deep sleeper. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, not since I have kids no this is a place you could do it. Are you a deep sleeper? Oh yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, since I have kids now.
My son are moving, I'll be up.
Yeah, man, I hear a bump in the night all night.
I'm up for the rest of the night.
Yeah, man, and that's why you gotta have dogs,
but you know, three air of 15.
I don't, I wouldn't, didn't gonna cause my buddy said
that his, Jeri McFadden, my buddy, he said,
Jerry, they would, they would always try to catch
him sleeping they would always try and they'd be sleeping and they the other football players would come
in and they'd sneak in super quiet and that's it just like they saw and they was just they just
they would just like creek the door open or just like look in the window and they just hear this
hey how do you know I said to my Hakomi and never
He goes because I never know who's gonna fucking come in with it
Yeah, I remember when I was a kid I remember we swaked my dad up and he'd get so startled like he was in Vietnam
He never served me he was in the military never Vietnam right like what the fuck is your problem to we'd like
Like hit us like oh my god, so we'd like wake him up with a fucking broomstick.
But then I wake up like that now.
My girl's like, you never served in fucking nom.
We wake up like that.
Did you ever have like,
did you ever when you played football,
were there certain dudes on the team
that you would just never fuck with?
I feel like that guy Lawrence Vickers
was just such a fucking badass, like that kind of guy.
Like if you came into his house,
even if he was asleep, you'd be a fucking dead man.
You should have met the professional football player.
Yeah.
I mean, why don't break in his house?
No, I'm saying, there are certain guys,
like my buddy, Jerry, he was a giant dude,
but he just had this fucking weird, this, this,
like there were these cops and they had this police dog,
and he's staring at the dog like this,
and my buddy goes, why are you looking at a dog and he's staring at the dog like this and
My buddy goes why are you looking at a dog and he goes? I don't know
I killed that dog what and he goes what you guys? Everybody's let that dog loose on me. I'm just looking at how I would kill him
He goes what would you do any goes I grab his front paws and I just pull him over and he oh that's how he was always leaking a little loose
I mean What happens?
I do like that. I feel like Tim Kennedy is like that certain dudes are just always like the fuck wonder if I can you know
But this guy was just a
He was always ready. He's always ready. Just always fucking ready. Oh, yeah
Some people are like that. But those Sarah killers they they they they
Go and view the place out so they see a big guy. They just move on the next house
They're not gonna. Yeah, they case the houses before.
He, of course, they do.
Like the night stocker would drive around,
like he would want to murder that night,
but there just wasn't a great opportunity.
So he would wait weeks for the perfect,
interesting.
So it would be a dark house.
Bigger dude, they were like, no.
No, if there's, they have more than one guy,
he'd be like, nope.
And he would, and the night stocker,
he would case place, then he'd always come back.
And he'd always kill the husband first
because they put up the biggest struggle.
So it shoot the husband before they could even wake up,
he'd shoot him right in the temple.
And then he would attack the kid and wife.
He's a judge.
He's a pussy.
You watched that computer, got away.
Did you watch the documentary on Netflix and Night Sogher?
Yeah, I was so good.
The book's better, way better.
What book?
The book keeps you up.
The Night Sogher book keeps you up. Keep you up. Or he he was the worst. I don't know why you didn't get more publicity the worst do okay?
Okay, that BTK. It was fucking buying torture kill terrible. Yeah, here horrifying you'd like the
True crime podcast because they talk about all that shit
So I'm trying to think of if I heard it. Yeah, so somebody I don't like it. It'll get it again It's getting involved. I it's too dark. It fuck heard it yet. I don't like it. I don't like it. It gets too dark.
It gets too dark.
It gets too dark.
It fucks me up.
I don't like it.
The Cheshire murders have you heard of them?
The Cheshire murders?
Yes.
Yes.
Fucked out.
Some dark stuff.
Yeah.
I can't.
I can't do it.
That was a hot guy.
Yeah, and all the studio.
The husband and the house.
My friend went to the Cheshire Academy.
They had him speak at the graduation
They have him do it every year. It's just so dark. Yeah, I don't like that. Yeah, I'm sorry. Our pass would be
Yeah
All right, check this out you probably saw this Brennan, but not that oh the podcast said the
We're wack 100 was on any interviewed six nine. I guess six nine re reenacted a gunshot sound
Oh, they just
What kind of gun is that?
I don't know what kind of gun that. I don't know what else to do with that kind of gun.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Yeah, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
He's out of his mind though, huh, T'Gashi?
Look at me, he's good.
That interview, like I was watching.
How fascinating is it?
It's fascinating, but it's kind of tough to watch
because he just, T'Gashi just yells so much
to where you're like, dude, just sit and have the conversation
and just listen.
Like, it's just, it's just, He might be having a lot of medication.
It's a very passionate, not the awesome one.
He's, I think he's young and he has like a lot to say.
Yeah.
So he's like very, like he,
he's not a controlled,
he doesn't listen well.
Yeah.
It'd be interesting to see if he,
I hope, you know, hopefully it survives,
but if he, when he's 50, what he's gonna be like.
It's, it's,
with all those face that there's,
and she's like,
Yeah, and also like when,
what happens to a young man, when he comes down and the fire stops and the
damn it would be a facet of it. Have you seen the documentary on him that showtime
did I didn't it like you'll just I think you'll remember we watched on the
do you have compassion former do you do you do you do okay because he's just
like he's just a kid that he's a kid He's a guy street. I got anything he got out of hand. Yeah, but he's also a guy who you know
His success wasn't by accident like everything was calculated like all the trolling his crazy hair
Everything his marketing everything was calculating like pretty fucking brilliant with stuff. Yeah now
You're gonna do that and you're gonna get the attention that you don't want,
but you're still gonna sell Jigillion records.
But when you watch it, and his dad giving up for,
you know, his dad dipping out on him,
and making a name for himself.
And like, what I see is that he's a mech,
he's this mech-ing kid in this, you know,
in the Bronx or the fuck he's from.
And he figured it out when nobody else could.
He figured out and you're like,
yeah, I know he's like, he's probably the kind of guy
that would have been successful.
Like if he had come up with loving family and stuff,
he would have found,
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
You think the damage or the damage, the damage, yeah.
Turn him, like you know the certain comics like,
oh, you're like this because you have this chip
on your shoulder and the damage or there's certain athletes where it's like, oh, you're like this because you have this chip on your shoulder and the damage.
Or there's certain athletes where it's like,
oh, that chip on your shoulder.
Fighters, they have to come from those rotten places
to become brilliant.
For Takashi, it's like he came from that weird atmosphere.
That inspiration is on your way.
But they have the tattoo artist and the lady
who'd come in and he would come in and before he was shit
didn't have money, like, hey, do my hair rainbow.
She's like, what?
You're like, no, I'm telling you to be sick.
Everyone's gonna be copying it.
She's like, you're out of your mind,
we can just do it and she would do it
and she's like, sure enough,
a year later the kid's famous as shit.
Yeah, he just, he would say, like, I'm telling him,
I'm going places.
He blew up pretty quick.
Fast, fast, super fast.
And I don't know how it ends for him.
I hope he doesn't die at all.
I think that'd be tragic as fuck.
But yeah, because there's something to a story
when you watch the doc, of course.
Of course, I'm sure I would have compassion.
No, I don't know if I'm gonna be his best friend,
but you know, you're like, yeah.
The guy did something right.
I feel like just a shame how it all went down.
It's a guy like that who realized probably early on
that nobody gave a fuck about him
that he was truly on his own and that it was up to only him to save his own life.
And he came, you know, right?
Yeah. And he has demons. He's dealing with it.
I need extensive therapy.
Yeah. I mean,
I was in a lot of worse parents like it's like here.
His dad was, I think he said his dad was a crackhead.
Crackhead. There you go.
You know, I don't know what his mom, but I mean,
but just him talking like when the guy goes
that gangster whack 100 goes,
you know, as a man who take care of families,
like yeah, he's like, well, you have that one baby.
He's like, well, I don't know if it's mine.
He's like, well, how do you want you to take a DNA test
and find out?
He's like, cause it's not mine.
He's like, well, just, you can eliminate all that.
Just take it, have you and the mom going for a DNA test.
We can find out if that child yours,
so you don't have to deal with, he's like,
yeah, that's a good point.
He's like, bodily nut in her wants.
And then he's like, well,
it doesn't work like that to cost you.
That's how you can tell his son.
He wants, yeah, he just,
this was the blood recently, yeah.
He's like, he doesn't, pregnancy doesn't work that way.
He goes, my man, one time it could happen.
He's like, no, I was only once, he's like,
oh my god, this is,
see, someone's like, you wanted that guy,
just you want you want that guy to kind of be around to
cost you to kind of get him.
I don't think he has good people in his life.
That's the other thing.
No, 100%.
It's pretty interesting to watch.
Like, with him being so young, this black 100 guy
being in his 50s and like really coming from that life
and for the to cost you to try to explain to him
how things are.
And it's like, I mean, this guy's like the bread and butter.
You know, you get some of these, these,
I mean, rappers or anything like that kind of,
I'm not saying, I don't, I don't know too much about Kashi,
but like people that glorify the street life.
Like the people that didn't really come from it,
they weren't really breaded in it,
but they see it and they're like damn that looks cool.
You know, they want to feel like they but they can belong to that.
It's like surprise.
It's like surprise.
It's like surprise.
It's like surprise.
It's like surprise.
It's like surprise.
It's like surprise.
It's like surprise.
It's like surprise.
It's like surprise.
It's like surprise.
It's like surprise.
It's like surprise.
It's like surprise.
It's like surprise.
It's like surprise. It's like surprise. It's like surprise. It's like surprise. It's like surprise. It's like surprise. They said that, I think Stan McGrath said that about the musicians, the white musicians of the 70s.
They're heroes where all the great blues, black blues musicians and the jazz musicians, and like James Brown and shit.
And if you look at a lot of the great jazz musicians are like Billy Holiday and Charlie Barley, they all had heroin problems and stuff.
And he said, those people were trying to overcome something. Like survivor guilt being second-class citizens.
And the drugs came with the dulling, the pain of all the shit.
And then he said, then you had like a bunch of English kind of, you know,
kids in American kids like Jim Morrison, Janice Chaplin,
who just wanted to be like that. So what they do.
They started doing drugs too, because their heroes did drugs.
But that's a little bit more like subscribing,
something instead of trying to overcome something.
It's a big difference, man.
You know, one is you're assuming a costume and a character,
and the other is you're trying to get rid
of that fucking costume and character.
You're trying to live, you're trying to survive.
It's crazy.
It is interesting, because like you said,
like I don't come from that world either.
So it's like interesting to hear about it
and listen to people talking.
I mean, my dad tells me all his stories and stuff,
but it is pretty, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's,
if you are Miles Davis, or you are a great musician
back in the 50s, 60s, and you know,
you would have to come 40s, 50s, 60s.
You, you would perform for a white crowd and make money,
but you and your band had to come through
the servants entrance.
You had to go through the kitchen.
It's a weird shit like that that you don't think about
where you're like, oh, fuck, man, I gotta go,
I can't go through here, because that's not for colored people.
I gotta go around.
Yeah.
It's like that, that.
Somebody's coming close, we walk through the kitchen.
Right.
Oh, that's true.
Where's your kitchen?
This is a pretty insane story. pretty close, we walked through the kitchen. Right, it's true. What else you got, you know?
This is a pretty insane story.
So this guy right here, hold on, not that one.
Oh God, that one's great though.
This guy right here, his sister was raped
by another person, right, an older guy.
And then this guy was in jail because he stabbed someone
and they also did a joyride
and then accidentally hit the trooper as well.
So he's in jail for a certain time, didn't say how long, but then that his sister's rapist was putting the same cell as him.
Oh, they didn't know.
No, he said they knew.
He said that they knew, but they said they didn't know.
So he said he wanted to get out of the cell because he knows he's going to do something bad,
but they didn't, they didn't like, you know, let him get out.
So he ended up killing him, stomping his head,
beating the crap out of them.
So now he's in jail for another 24 something years.
Wow.
That's on the jail.
And that guy, and that guy,
also good for him.
He was arrested for other sex crimes against kids too.
So there you go.
Good.
Cause that guy,
this is the dude that did the killer.
Yeah, beat up the dude.
Who's got to kill the worst thing?
Who's got to kill the worst thing?
Oh yeah.
And when that guy comes out, I'm fucking, I'm buying him dinner.
Take him to fucking scopa.
Wally's.
Wow.
Have a meal.
Wally's something I like goes for you.
Yeah.
That's fucking.
There you go.
You feel like that they should cut down a sentence thing.
I would say for 24 years, I agree with you to human being.
You did so also, by the way, you put him in the fucking,
you put him in as a celmate.
What did you expect?
That's the guy he killed.
Oh, wow.
Oh cool.
A flight locker.
And then you,
and he got some hits in it.
And then I think I read somewhere too
that there's a petition out there for him too.
To help him out.
I mean, at least for me,
the government don't give a flying fuck
but a petition,
but yeah, I hear you. They should celebrate that man. Yeah. I mean, at least fuck me. I mean, the government don't give a flying fuck credit petition, but yeah, I hear you.
They should celebrate that, man.
Yeah, I mean, rape just sister?
Fuck me.
Yeah, what do you expect?
When she was in.
She's still a minor to this day.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, what do you expect the other end of do?
I know.
I would fucking kill that guy.
Yeah.
What do you think he's gonna do?
You can't, there's got to be a, there should be an
insanity play there. I lost my mind, you know, fuck that he did say he was out of prison dude. That's on the prison
That's on the prison didn't think I brag about it. He would do oh that's that's a good point too
So he was that's what he's saying this guy the the guy that had the sister he's saying the guy was trying to explain to him
All the things he did to a sister
And he didn't know that was who, no, he knew.
Not that.
But I'm, but I was in shock, dude.
I was like, what the fuck?
You're talking out of the blue.
He sent me to the same institution, the same unit, the same pod, uh,
and the same cell as the dude that locked up, that got locked up because what he did in my little
sys. Um, he's trying to hit in the jackpot and casino sub time goes started.
However, that he tried to get himself out of the situation.
By telling the guards we've dismissed, um,
when Munger told me details about the abuse.
Hell no. Hell no.
I mean, come on, man.
You can't fucking blame a man for killing a cop.
There's no way.
If you did, you killed a cop.
Runger was a big percent.
So, so he was on suicide watch.
Do you think he may have told the guy all that details
to get that guy to kill him?
That's an interesting point.
But also I think the guards,
I think the guards put him in there
because they wanted him to kill him.
I think that was the best possible.
I think a hundred percent.
I mean, what's the chance of that?
100 percent point.
The guy that raped your license,
they know what to do.
They know what to do.
They didn't that on purpose.
And then he tells them like, dude,
this guy right here, my sister,
give me out of them, I'm gonna fucking kill this guy. And you don't do anything's up? They did that on purpose. And then he tells them like, dude, this guy right here, my sister, give me out of him, I'm gonna fucking kill this guy.
And you don't do anything.
Yeah, they did that on purpose.
And then they're not gonna take any responsibility.
I guarantee you that all the blame on the guy.
This is gonna be, I guarantee you,
this is gonna be somehow overturned
or at least there's got some shit going on.
That's bullshit.
I hope I still serve like,
at least five to seven years of my mother.
Well this is the amount of your original sentence. It said he stabbed someone and then took a joy ride on a troopers car
Yeah, accidentally or injured as well. We shouldn't get 25 years for that. I mean he may have a long rap sheet
But I don't yeah, he'll come out either way did the Lord's work God was like did get it did the Lord's work
I was like I get it dude raped a minor. You just the fucking died died we have a friend to tell us a story about
Chalamolester who got his head cut off
Right right next to his cell and woke up the next day and he was like I smell pennies
Well, it was blood smell the iron in the blood, you know, you didn't know that story
I'm just heard he just heard this guy was Spanish and he was a chalamolester and then he heard like
Spanish speaking and kind of some shuffling no screaming or anything. Well, welcome to next morning. It's weird. Welcome to next morning.
And they cut his head off. He was a child molester.
Yeah, they'll play that show.
A buddy I know, he was back in the day.
He and a bunch of inmates would have a game whoever beat the fuck out of the most
Pedophiles by the end of the week would win a jackpot of like cigarettes and a condom sorry
Yeah, I would donate they would for like rat poison in their bed. So yeah, yeah, he was like a real. That's what you get
You touch kids. Well now they put them in separate. They have separate yeah, they protect
Yeah, they fucking protect them which they should it
Let the boys take care of them
But then you get 25 years, so I don't know. All right take care of them. But they're gonna get 25 years.
So I don't know.
All right.
What else you get to?
All right.
On a lighter note.
This is all the shank.
He's got a PSA.
So what's that?
I was like, okay, here we go.
All right.
It's so just checking in.
Look, I've been kind of on the fence about this for a while.
That's why I've never spoke on it.
But with the amount of people that I know recently
that have gotten COVID and with the numbers rising,
I think it's important for me to say,
like, I got the vaccine.
I think everybody should.
I think it's really important that we all do this
just as like citizens as Americans.
We have to look out for each other
and get the shit out of control, guys.
So like, I suggest to all my followers,
you guys make set an appointment and get the
vaccine first thing.
S like bitch.
If you don't, don't fix it.
I never had COVID.
Yes, they can be with that motherfucker needle.
It's the motherfucking flu.
The Gale.
Okay.
If you're sick, stay inside.
I'm tired of having to, okay.
Why I'm working around now.
If you're a tanger, stay in that side. I'll tie you right to motherfucking man. Okay, why I'm working around no if your Taser stick it out inside a tire right on my fucking mask
He boasts something I love him
Yeah, they let it stay on that one that stay on Instagram. Yeah, okay. It says the
Look up and chose chaos
real simple, okay
Just like you have to right to be mad at me because I said I'm
not going to get the vaccine. Oh, I can't believe he said that. Just like you have the right
to be mad. I have the right to not get that shit. You know, I wanted to, but my immune system
said it's good, okay? It doesn't need to be tampered with. It says good, okay? Let's be real. 99% of you motherfuckers wouldn't use a shampoo that's not FDA approved, but
you're willing to get some experimental government injection. Okay? There's more evidence
for UFOs being real than that vaccine being healthy for you. Well, that's not terribly scientific.
And I'm trying to draw out there.
But if you ought to come get me, let's get the fuck out of here.
Or am I getting my vaccine papers?
Mm-hmm.
The problem is that it's not very scientific, right?
They're like, he's dead.
It's dead.
Don't take that advice.
It's dead.
You know, they'll take that advice.
The vaccine, if you look at the metadata, it does,. You know, uh, yeah. Don't take that advice.
The fact that if you look at the metadata, it does, I mean, I look, I,
it's okay, Brian, I've seen you heard that.
No, but it does, if you look, it, it, it, it, just look at the massive,
the, I might all miss it.
It's just looking, if you really look at the data, like the overall data,
yeah, this is a little bit.
It's chat.
Oh, this is from Cat.
I guess this is going viral.
No, this guy, it's apparently the black version of John Cena. I don't know if I can see it
Okay, you guys should I do I do a little bit I can see a little bit. Yeah, but not handsome
No, I wouldn't say holy shit handsome guy. I wouldn't see him on the stream like I think it looks like I'm more like a young
boy, maybe not right there actually. I don't think so right there. I think that should I think maybe their noses and lips
They put them together. That one. Oh, all right. Yeah, the nose and lips pretty similar. Uh-huh. Is that a real picture with any of them? No. They're just super
imposing. They just put them next together. Yeah, I mean, I don't only see that much,
but I see a little bit of a result. Yeah. Big fella. Very big fella.
There's another one, Kat.
NFL is enforcing taunting penalties.
So if you do more than twice or something like that,
you get in trouble.
What are they labeled taunting?
That's the thing.
It didn't really say, but it's when you like,
you know, you say bad things to them.
If you get like a touchdown or whatever,
all that kind of crap to your opponents.
I don't know much about taunting and NFL.
Keep scrolling down.
Yeah, I don't know who gives a fuck.
See, two violations results in automatic ejection
with fines and even suspensions.
Dicey stuff where they're trying to make the game
kind of boring, so weird.
But taunting, they're going to be.
But you know, they launched the new hard knocks going to be, uh, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, you know,
they launched the new hard knocks season with the Cowboys.
It's fantastic.
Oh, nice.
It is. Yeah, it's fantastic.
I love that shit.
What?
Why am I sure suck?
So, so, in the past 10 years, they've changed a lot of rules, right?
Like, so you can't spear with your head.
Can't hit too hard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You agree with that as a pop-up player?
No.
No.
The, the guys get thrown out of the games for like,
if they hit a guy who's not looking in shit,
it's just the least of me.
They make the insult.
When you plan to,
if you tackled quarterback below the knees,
you get flagged, like it's just,
it's not good, man.
But is that to keep people from being injured as much?
It's to protect the most valuable assets
on the field, which is the quarterback.
They called the Tom Brady rule. Oh. Tom Brady played a lot of his career when those rules were in
place. Do you think if he had played when those rules were not in place, he would have lasted as long?
Oh yeah. Yeah. He's fine. They're just kind of pacifying that. Right. Yeah, I wonder if it's having the effect on injuries.
Like you know what I mean, I wonder if it actually makes a difference for us, it just
and people get around it.
It's weird.
What about the head one?
The head one.
You would never really allow it to spear, were you, with your head?
Spear.
Not really.
Yeah.
But now if you use your head to tackle, you know, you know, you're running a lot to that a lot.
Running all you should knock himself out.
Yeah.
You're trying to make a dangerous game safe, you know.
Yeah.
It's a dangerous game.
A little bit like boxing.
You know what you're getting into.
Mm-hmm.
This comes with the territory.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just got you.
All right.
Well, real quick, it's abusive threatening or insulting language or gestures towards other players coaches
Bam Margera is now suing Paramount Johnny Knoxville and
The shame is this Bam Margera is one of the originals
Yeah, so he's suing one of his the reasons why he's suing is they took his ideas as well.
He wrote a lot of the skits.
They're leaving that in the movie.
They're using a problem though.
They told Bam, we'll have you in on the new movie
if you're clean dude.
We're trying to make it, because you're an addict,
you gotta be clean in order to be part of this movie.
He failed the drug test, I think for Adderall,
but I'm sure he's doing a lot of the shit.
So when he failed the drug test,
he went, all right dude, you gotta get clean.
In other words, they stopped by threatening them.
Like, you're not gonna be part of the movie
unless you get clean.
That would be the rock bomb that'd get them clean.
Wasn't it a contract?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
So by him not obeying by the contract,
it avoided so he can't be part of the movie.
This isn't the other guys in a jackass like Johnny Knoxville
and Steve O trying to just fuck him over.
This is them looking out for their friends
and do you guys be clean?
They go to be on Jacket.
Which I totally agree with.
But it's like, yeah, why would they want to fuck him over now?
Like why now?
The one thing he has in this lawsuit
that is interesting is it says that they made him take
medications, like they had,
they said part of the contract was he had to take
these medications that any made him depress
in game anxiety.
So if they made him take medications out, that would be the one I'll be like that's that's going to far
It's because like when it takes you away from the drug of your choice
You get depressed. Yeah, and also some medications make you depressed. Yeah, and give you anxiety and addict will
Do a lot. Yeah, the addicts give a fine way around him. What to take care of. Protect their addiction.
It's all a shit show.
It sucks.
Yeah, it does suck.
Yeah.
It's also have you, have you seen the trailer
for the new Jackass?
I haven't seen it.
Like 50 gonna talk by sharks and stuff.
And then still I can't get in with that show.
All right.
Still gonna kick ass, I'm sure.
Oh, I'll watch it.
I love it.
But it's still like, get a little old for this.
Yeah. Try to actually film us love pain or it. I love it. But it's still like get a little old for this. Yeah
Oxfell must love pain or something. It's he's 50 now. I mean giant oxfell is the rat us motherfuckers You want to talk about it with that bull that he's such a badass like I'm sorry like that's he's
So I'm pretty too. Just see him in men and black
Three and then he's right. He's doing a new movie. I think on Paramount. He's pretty special in a lot of ways
He's pretty cool. I love them in that one movie with the rock.
Walking Tall, or whatever he is.
That was that one.
He was willing to do.
He's got a bad grandpa.
He's great.
Ducca hazards.
He has a ringer, just Turtles.
It's an Ian, yeah.
The ringer, he's good.
You couldn't make that movie today.
No.
He pretended to be, have like,
special illness, so he could be in the Special Olympics
to finish first.
And that on himself.
Because I know someone like a mafia,
he owed a mafia money or something weird like that
and he's trying to make money.
Great movie though.
Did he tape himself to a billboard
for a publicity song or something?
That's Steve O'Brien.
Steve O'Brien.
And that was for Shamu.
Look, there's Johnny and X-Floom in that pool.
That's so crazy.
He's blindfolded smoking and he just let himself get this is the trailer
God this camera's
Yeah, is that Steve Oh is he in this? Oh, yeah, people isn't it
These are all old clips. They'll be you'll see the new ones
still be you'll see the new ones still it's insane how they just came about and that became a massive thing
What the fuck? No, Johnny, hey man.
No.
Such a fine match.
Oh!
That'll be your bike, the faster the other guy's hand goes back.
This machine can't get up.
I don't feel like anything.
Well, questions aren't great.
The bike's long as you get up.
Oh my god.
Oh!
And not to lose 49. So we're good. Oh, that's insane. Oh my god
Oh
I do love these guys. I know it is amazing Oh That she looks fantastic. Yeah Oh
There's there's there's so great about it. Look at this watch this they duct tape them in a fucking brown bear Watson
Like a space.
Dude, that's really scary man. That's insane. They put him out when they had that kangaroo see.
He was like fucking terrified, that kangaroo was so fucking.
I was thinking I'll bite you right in your fucking face.
Yeah, some about those guys getting together just brings back.
It's great, lovable. Yeah.
Very nostalgic.
But man, oh man.
What else you got, Jim? That's pretty much it. Yeah, that's great shot to Jackass. Shout out to the boys
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Then August 26th through 28 shows are almost sold out.
La Jolla, California, La Jolla,
comedy store, right outside San Diego, California,
San Jose, California, September 9th through 11th.
San Antonio, Texas, September 24th,
one show, September 25th, one show.
Then Denver, Colorado, September 30th through October 2nd.
Tickets at FATKZ.com.
I'll see you Houston, Houston.
Next week, August 19th through the 21st get your tickets.
I'm bringing heat, whole new hour, Buffalo, New York, helium, September 9th through 11,
Denver, Colorado, comedy work, September 23rd, 25th, Chicago, Illinois, improv, December 30th to August 1st in Columbus, Ohio,
funny, but August 8th through nine.
October 8th, three on October 8th.
October 8th, three on August 8th.
I mean, all right.
August 26, Braia, improv.
Oh, did it update?
Oh, fresh.
Well, September, yeah, will you fresh it?
Should be on there.
I have another date.
September 8th, Cobb's comedy club. And then I'll meet up with Brendan at San Jose improv and
then October 7th through the ninth. I'll be a Tampa Florida side splinters.
October 8th, sorry, 28th through the 30th. I'll be in Washington DC at the DC
comedy law and then November 17th to come a comedy club. November 18th
Spokane comedy club. You're giving dates a little bit of November, huh, Tacoma Comedy Club, November 18th, Spokane Comedy Club.
You're giving dates all over November, does?
Oh, I mean, he kept scrolling.
Hey man.
That's it.
All right, kids, that's it.
Love you, see ya.