The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 720

Episode Date: August 16, 2021

The guys talk alcohol, the short kings taking out Shapel, Bryan's trip to Utah and getting his house broken into, Christian and Kyle's dating life updates, girl who broke her jaw trying to eat a chicken burger, Dennis Schroder's monumental loss testing free agency, South Park creators buying Casa Bonita and much more! https://www.gofundme.com/f/paying-tribute-to-aimee-gSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, he tried to get me to relapse like he said I want you to taste wine. Oh wow. Yeah Yeah, he was like I just want you to taste it. I just he said I just want you to just want you to Why drink wine drinkers do that? I want you to understand that Why do you stop drinking it so it can't be that good? That's what I'm saying you go drink it He goes I just want I just want you to sit here's what here's what I just know what I don't think he knows what kind of alcohol I don't I just that he just did like yeah, I had a real problem Don't don't dip your your toe in that Here's what I do now that I don't drink anymore, which is, I'll have a beer sometimes, and I give a beer,

it's not like a beer guy at all. Not really, my family is all drinking and eating dessert. And all brie, I get so much pleasure saying, no, I go, no. Then you feel better? I sip my water and I watch them eat dessert and drink alcohol, and I just sit there like that, and then they go, you don't want anything?

And I go, nah. And you feel like you're better. You have that strength. I feel like I'm better. I perch. You're not having this fun, no, you know? Sharam, nah, I'm not. I have a lot of fun, even though I don't drink.

Not as much fun as the rest of us. Why, that'd be lit too. I have a good time. I have a good time. I have a good time. I have a good time. So I don't need to be drunk at the time. But for me, I think it was just the way I was introduced

to alcohol. Like if I wasn't introduced to it in think it was just the way I was introduced to alcohol. Like if I wasn't introduced to it in such a crazy way, then I'd probably be okay. Because I mean, like what, you know, people, there's people that, yeah, they drink their wine with their dinner, it's just like kind of like a thing, you have wine with your dinner,

or like you have a beer with your food and shit. That's not how I was introduced to alcohol, you know. Well, if you have that relationship with alcohol, it's just, you don't need it. You alcohol, it's just you don't need it. You know, I'm not. I don't need it. I'm doing fine with that. I'm doing fine with that. Literally, he was like, he didn't know. He doesn't know. I was like, we'll do a taste test. He knows. He knows.

I'll chuck that. I'll chuck him back. Well, I know. I'm stuck doing back. Well, I chucked that so much. I know I Literally if I had a sip If I had a sip literally I think I'd fuck yeah, I'd probably worse than I was

And people say that like whenever you know like that's how people get got like with like when when people overdose stuff Like people that have been off it for so long. They'll try to take the the dose The same dose There's an actor I know I'll try to drink the same way. There's an actor I know I won't mention his name But he had a problem with alcohol. Uh-huh. Will Smith. No, I won't go into it But he had a problem without me and nope keep going But I watched and I was like and I remember I was like I don't what I don't know what that is a problem not called well I was drinking some wine and he came in and was expensive bottle of wine and pulled the bottle off my table Drink that and then port and grab another bottle of port of glass drink that and

He threw the glass in the ground took off his shirt and ran down sunset avenue and then the rest is history. So I had never seen that level of insanity. That's the difference. The things didn't work. They can't control it. Like there's no, they don't have that. They don't drink all the wine. They drink all the wine until they fall down.

All the wine. Okay, hip-hop. I'm saying you a link, Jim. You guys ever take those shots? That was how like the three horsemen, or sorry horse horsemen. You hear that one. Uh-uh. It's like Jack Jim No, I don't know you guys think you don't like that. See that's one. No two holes for that I never I never got down with getting black out No, no, no, no, you guys think no, no, no, no, you guys think no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm maybe run away. I'm gonna run the other Yeah, okay, so you will go ahead's can walk come work. Oh, yeah, yeah, you drink. Yeah, you drink drink not that much I like that. I like to smoke more than I like to drink, but you'll get hammered. Oh, yeah, you should

You can come in hammered a few times you come in here hammered No, not hammered, but uh, but little saucy Wait, yeah, I was here. Did you guys who won did I miss the Who won the chin versus the we didn't do that. Yeah, oh, they didn't do yeah, cuz they had chin Chin saw happiness. She pal them was like, I'm good. You got you got I got rock. Yeah dealt with I got dealt Those two little chick monks over there. Yeah squirrel down. Yeah went straight for the nut Yeah, that's cool. They got I like first and the Nasr. He's having a nice, two nine seconds. I can't really tell if he's left.

The Nasr, they're doing reads and that. They want to do it. I was like, all right, let's see what happens. And I was like, good luck. And he was, he was, he was, he was, he was a smart plug. Good luck, man. He's short, like a fire hydrant. Those two little weasels there, dude.

Yeah. He's one like each. One like each. Run. That's raw. He doesn't have to. I don't know, yeah. I don't know the fucking.. You got me sprawl.

I say the picture's face, she bells all the way up. Yeah, right, I was looking at Brinnick cause Brinnick was cheering me on, he was like, okay, she's a bit, okay, and I was sitting, I got lifted in the air and I was like, oh, this is, I make a call, you take my sprawl class, you take my sprawl workshop.

You got, I gave you 29, 29, 29, 29, 29. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 29, 99, Brian will teach you how to sprawl. I'm not taking a sprawl class for you picture. What a great picture. Both legs off the ground. So you're like, never been on the ground. You should have been so nervous.

This is for sure. Hey, that's hard to sprawl. That comment wins. That could be. That's hard. You know of a chance. Wait, go to the video. Go to Christian's page.

You're a who? What do you know? Yeah, it is my pretty high quality. Yeah, you're in quality is good. That's a good rhyme, but you'll see and give me your pointers. Where did I fuck up? You could sprawl them. You could sprawl them. Turn your hips. Turn right. What do you mean? Turn my hip? They did a good job. They have my legs. Good coordinated effort. It was good. Yeah, but short day for the one we start out like spell lacy university Louisville cheerleading yeah, you know

now and they didn't give a fuck yeah, that's why you were a cheerleader and didn't play football Oh, it's a legit point as well. No, it's kind of double wizard the name and just throw in your hands Although, you know, no, but no, they got out. Yeah, right. Yeah, what do you got out? I'm gonna lift the chair. You can wizard. I'm gonna lift the chair. You're gonna be the termite.

I'm gonna lift the chair. I'm gonna lift the chair. Let's say that I told you to start drinking again. I know, yeah, just sip it. Just sip it. I'm gonna lift the chair. Are they chabbed? Yeah, I was in the dry with my pops playing golf

in the mountains of Utah. Ooh, yeah. Did you do 18 holes out there. Did I send you the elk video? No, no, please don't. Well, they're just like, I don't know. Like elk friends.

Little, but we're friends. You wouldn't do that to your friend. I would, nothing drives me more crazy. So I'm gonna be like, check out the view and greet, or look at the elk that are on the fucking track. The green. I have Google dumbass. Yeah, Google, here's the thing though, there is a heart about that'll just hang out on fucking green. I have Google dumbass. Google

There is a heart about that'll just hang out on the green and now What are you gonna do? Don't suddenly though, but don't you don't because it's just help but it's exciting notice Right, right unless an elk stabbed your father in the chest don't send me the video right? I'm right with you I understand you want something exciting. Yeah, you don't want to just fucking a view of an elk What you're opposed to that? No, it's something else. This is me sure that looks beautiful though Show me how to go. I don't wear those shoes though, huh? Come on. They're my tennis shoes. Don't be Wait, those aren't traditional just a couple white's playing tennis am I right? Just a couple privilege white someone said bright in the frills that brightest shoes I've seen in You look like a retired teacher I'm so excited. So excited. So excited. So excited. So excited.

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who's around my age, who's like, oh, you wanna golf? Oh, you don't have shit going on. Because I don't have a day where I have eight hours to spend with your ass. He's hitting that little white ball. I play golf. I'm my kids. Yeah, yeah.

I play golf because I get to hang with the 81 year old. That's my life. And he enjoys it. What's what is it? And we fuck with each other and it's great It's my dad. It's that long I don't know how much longer I have a super chat though. I didn't drink enough water Usually I use more water. You just a water. Oh it's drying you talk though. Yeah, so you have to keep drinking water

Even when you're not thirsty. I didn't tell you the story should pale her at it. We'll kick off with this I Know usually fuck around so that this isn't a funny story in any fact. I want to ask you, because I heard a little something through the grapevine, but I don't know what happened. So that's why I called you to see if you were okay. I know, and I was like, I'll tell you on the show, because I don't want to keep repeating this story. So on Thursday night, little date night, I mean, we're going to meet our friends at Scopa.

Yeah. So we're driving to the west side and we're driving down there, we're off to 101, right by Encino. And my girl goes, holy shit babe, slow down, slow down. I go, watch, there's an accident, they look at that 18 wheelers. So they 18 wheelers like this, like the front.

Jack and I, and then it's like this, so it's coming off the two-nice lanes. We're like, what the fuck? So my guy would just go around. So we're going around and there's a car just mangled and there's a seven-year-old a six or seven Because I have kids right? There's like a six or seven-year-old on top of the car like this Like this young for help. So I'm like, babe. Oh, that's a fucking kid and she's like just keep going Like, no, it's a it's a kid and then he's pointing down. I look in there's two other kids in the car

So I pull up there's like debris everywhere, I pull up, I get out, I go, I tell my girl, I go, do not get out of the car. Stay here because, you know, my, my, my family, CHP, and he says never pull off her an act, it's too dangerous, never ever pull off a lot of people get fucked up all the time. But I thought because the 18 wheelers blocking the lanes, we had some protection. So I get out and I'm running towards the kids and it's probably not close because I had to go pass all the debris and stuff because the cars hit into the debris and it's like flying

ever so I pulled pretty far up. So I'm running towards the mangle car and I see a guy with no shoes on, he's in a wife-beater like kind of out of shake Mexican, running across the 101. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm looking and then a Dodge Brandgo, probably going 60 miles an hour. WHAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK And that 18 wheeler with a car hit it, hit the gas, they hit the gas tank. So the 18 wheelers have all the gas in the world. So there's a flow of gas, the stick is this room flooding out.

So my shoes, my jeans are all covered with gas because I'm running. So the gas is so much like gas. My god, this isn't safe. In my head I'm like, fuck, I have kids, man. I can't go out like this, but I'm thinking of those kids. That guy who got hit pops up and then crosses the other lanes.

But as he pops up, he looks at me and has this crazy looking in his eyes and I'm like, what the fuck is up with that man? I get to the car, the car's all fucking mangled. And there's one other guy that who's on the scene, maybe it was the truck driver, I'm not sure, but me and him are the first on the scene. And there's two kids and there's the,

who I'm gonna try this about crying. There's a bigger kid and keep going, I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die. And you're not gonna die, buddy. You're not gonna die. And I tell the guy, I'm like, back up, back up. So I grab the door and I'm trying to fucking, but it's mangled from the crash.

So it's like intertwined with the car. So I'm like, back up, I'm trying to pull down, I can't. So I go, we gotta smash this window, get him through the window. So I break the window, we break some of the window out. It's already broke, I'm not like fucking Captain America. So I'm pulling all the shattered glass, and I take the kid through, so the big kid,

he's like out of shape, like kid, who kept going out, I don't wanna die, I wanna die. There's a little brother, who's probably two and a half or three. I unbuckle him. I get him out of the car and I look at the other guy and I go, he's there anybody in the car and there's, I think there's one of the person in the front. So I'm going to the kid and I go, it's all right, it's all right. And then I look and then the front is a lady who passed away, brain matter everywhere, blood everywhere, and the kids go,

mom, I'm mama, and I go, I go, bubble, look at me. Look at me, look at me, don't look over there, because he was so young, it would have completely fucked him up. So I go, look at me, don't look over, look at me, I look at her, get a blanket, cover his mom. And there's a lady walks up, I don't where she came from and I go take these two kids and run that way. Run away from the car and she goes, well I think it's better go that way. Don't go that way because the mom's there. They can't see

the mom. Go that way. And so I sprint back, I sprint back to my car. My girls like she's all freaking out, stuff like that. So I get in the car and we're going out blood on my shirt and stuff like that. So I get in the car and we're going out blood on my shirt and stuff like that. And so I was a little mad at myself for you know, put my girl in that situation. Then I have kids, I'm like, man, what the fuck am I doing?

And so I was a little mad. And then you know, my phone was CHP. I call him and tell him, I'm like, you know, I was the first on the scene, but I didn't stick around because it's so dangerous. And you know, hopefully I don't get in trouble for it, but if you need any witnesses, I saw it all. And it was okay, well, keep your post

if they're gonna need your report over. But the little kid that was on the top of the car, what happened, he was fine, he came around. And I kept telling him, I go, dude, you're a badass. You're such a badass, dude. You're so brave, man. I said, you're so brave, dude. You're such a little badass, man. I'm so proud of you. You're such a little badass man. I'm so proud of you

I know you don't know me. I'm so proud of you dude because you're the reason I stopped and I got your brothers I said I'm so fucking proud of you So the lady who took the kids and then You know get a call from the LAPD CHP after that. Give them whatever everything I saw. I said, what the fuck happened man? And I said that guy that you saw, like hit by the car that morning woke up to those kids while going to heaven today. And he got on Havenhurst to get on the 101 and went into traffic and decided he was going to kill the whole family and run into 18

Wheeler. And so the driver of the 18 Wheeler goes, yeah, I saw the car come in, and I veered, I was like, what the fuck? And I veered right, and he veered right. I veered left, he veered left, and he ran into me. Well, that fucking idiot, that dad who wanna kill the whole family, obviously he didn't die. And then the kids didn't die, just the mom died,

just the mom died. So I was like, we gotta do something else. I can't say I can't sleep, I can't sleep. I remember that lady, man. Like I've seen movies and you think movies, I'm not gonna tell you see it. Until you fucking see it, man, I can't get on my head. So I'm been on the sleep, that's why I do your eyes are red.

I can't sleep. I can't sleep. I keep thinking about the kids, keep thinking about the kids. And then a friend might set me their go fund me. Because we gotta do something to help these kids. So this is the mom. So this is what on the go fund me. So they, and this is just for the funeral cost.

They're trying to raise 30,000. They have 20,000, 400 right now. So it says on Thursday, August 12th, my niece Amy Garcia, who's 26, was killed in a wrong way driving collision with the big rig on the 101 freeway in Encino. Shlees behind four beautiful children, all under the age of eight.

She was loving Karen mother. Unfortunately, she was a victim of domestic violence for many years. And yesterday, the aggressor fulfilled his objective and entered the freeway. The wrong direction, intentionally killing my niece. Thank God the children are fine, but very traumatized.

We're asking for help for burial expenses. Anything you can do to help us will be greatly appreciate. Rest in peace, my dear Amy, you will be terribly missed. So I reached out to the aunt because I'll help pay for the funeral. I told her I'll help pay for the funeral, but I'm gonna help those kids out, man. How do you help the kids out?

So I sent her an email and hopefully she gets back to me on that. I don't know what you do. Think, think, and I was talking to my friend. I'm talking to somebody. I'm talking to somebody. Yeah, something. I was talking to my friend.

I was talking to my friend. I was talking to my friend. I was talking to my friend. I was talking to my friend. I was talking to my friend. I was talking to my friend. I was talking to my friend. I was talking to my friend. I was talking to my friend. He was like, well, one thing to make you feel better, you gotta feel like in that household, if the dad was that fucked up, where he wanted to kill that entire family

and domestic abuse, those kids are so much better off without that dad. I mean, their mom who knows what was going on there, but without that dad, so hopefully these kids, because they weren't gonna have a shot to get from the jump without shitty dad. The question is, who raises them now, you know? I'm just kidding. I'll see you as an aunt. They have an aunt who's rate did this hopefully have grandma grandpa and maybe help them out

Figure out a way to help them out Stand up thing help them out like you know where you can raise a lot of money with just one show And we can get a lot of people I can raise money for them Yeah, I can do that and and then maybe just to help out because that's four extra kids in a household, right? So you want to keep the kids together under the same go find me out of mine But it's for the funeral cost, you know 30 grand, but it's like You know that's one she's passed away, but it's like those kids and we should be raising money for it So that's it you did you did you can donate to the go fund me there to hit their mark

And then hopefully I can figure out a way to get a hold of the work. You did a good thing, dude. Yeah. You know? Man. Thank God you did it, because you're not saying who was it who said that if not you, who, if not now, when?

Sometimes, you know, that's a very apt thing to ask yourself. And I don't know what would happen to those kids. Maybe that gasoline would have got to them. Or the dad comes back. Or the dad comes back or the dad comes back Or whatever and I wish I would have known I wish I would have known that dad was such a piece of shit I wish I would have known that was going on. Yeah, he'll be dealt with in his own way that guys that guys Got his own demons obviously and he's real piece of shit. Yeah, those kids man

You're right, I'd like to think most listeners of this show would have done the same thing Well, I think it was maybe maybe just just Because if I was in the same position, I'd hope somebody had fucking stop. Yeah, yeah, and unfortunately a lot of times people don't No, you know because everybody says the same thing, don't get involved. But I'm a believer, and if you see somebody who's in trouble like that, I'm a big believer in helping people out. Because that's exactly why my parents that way, my father was always that way.

I've seen my father do things like that that were similar when I was growing up. And I believe in that, man. Well, imagine how, I mean, who knows how long that kid was just waving there before someone, you know, initially got not long because it just happened. Oh, it's, oh god damn it. What a, what a, that's a fuck here. That a fuck here.

Whole year up. Yeah, yeah, happy. Hopefully we can help them somehow. Yeah. Without just paying for the funeral, you know. That's a crazy story. That's how you get family, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think that, like what to get family, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I think that like what you said is the silver lining is that that monster no longer is. That monster is no longer in their life and never will be, you know. What a piece of shit. Man, piece of fucking shit. Crazy shit. Life is full of unpredictable movements and events. Having my girl was mad at first. It was I'll give it to her super date There's debris fun ever like I get hit by a car. He pops up. She's like well if someone had me

I'm like I know I said you're that kind of guy that dude what I told I said would you would you rather be made to a guy who sees Those kids stranded and keeps fucking going. I said look at all these buses pass on us right? Listen man, I've said it more, or when I parked the car there, there's like, there's some, by the time it came back, there's more people gathered there and they go, do you think we should go over there and help? Like, 10 minutes ago, you fucking idiot.

What have I told you from the day I met you? Every time you let your anger get in the way or something, what have I always said to you? You're that one dude. You're, I always said you, that's your job. That way or something. What have I always said to you? You're that one dude. You're I always said you, that's your job. That's your job. And one way or another to set that example to be the prince.

And that's what I told Joe, like my girl, I said, you saw that guy with, I don't know if he's a truck driver, how he was there so fast. I probably assume he's the truck driver. And I'm not too, I'm so much bigger and stronger than those people. And most 99% of people that are pulled over, so I can make a difference.

I could have got that door down. I can break the window. I can grab the kids and pick them up. I can do all that. You know, Brennan, you're also a fucking tough guy. And I'm not talking about physically. I've said this, I said this the other day. You are a natural fighter. And I talk not talking about physically. I've said this, I said this the other day, you are a natural fighter.

And I talked to guys who you played football with. And the guy who played pro for eight years, he said, the only reason Brennan's not in the NFL is he wasn't seen by the right people. And he said, nobody could grind and break your will like that, dude. And you were that way when you fought, you've been fighting a lot of people that will know about your, your, your, your, your FC career. But you know, the guys that you were competing against had been fighting for 10, 15 years.

Brennan really had trained, I think a little less than, I mean, it was definitely less than two years. And might've been a lot. I think a lot of that's a little bit better. Yeah, two years. And then we'll thrown into that with heavy weights, where if you get touched, you get knocked out.

So you've always been the kind of person,, from, I've seen this recently this year and everything else that you're always, you stand and fight. You, you, you're not a guy who shies from, from, from the challenge. So that is your role. And, and, and I, I think that that's a very important role to take. And you should never escape from it. Yeah, it's risky. Yeah, some bad shit could have happened.

But again, thank God you were there. And I guarantee those kids we'll see this someday and always be indebted. You saved their lives, man. Now, I have a less heroic story, but let's lighten the mood a little bit, shall we? Yeah, please do. Let's lighten the mood a little bit.

Bravo. Bravo. You did a great job. You did a great job. And you'll have to give it. Well, it's a great job if we can raise money for those kids. Well, we're going to.

This isn't about me being a badass. It's raising money for that family to give those kids. Do you think about it? So those kids, they said all under eight. So the oldest ones, eight, so what, eight, six, four, and probably two. And you have no mom or dad.

So you're starting line is way back there when everybody is else up here. That's right. It's just nice. Just not fair. And they had nothing to do with it. Unfortunately, they got dealt their hands of a shitty fucking dad. So the only red I have is seen that guy not knowing what a piece should is and not fucking his world up man. Yeah, but then again, that's the thing that keeps me. His world was already fucked up.

He was going to kill himself with his family. So whatever's going on with that guy, whatever demons is going on with him, he wanted to take that despair and that self hatred. He hates himself more than you could ever hate him. He was trying to kill himself. So that's a guy who whatever's going on with him, he's obviously completely out of his fucking mind. And then beat the bomb nonstop. I'm sure, didn't stop with the bomb.

Sure there's kids all sometimes. I'm sure. I'm sure. So they were freed from that. But we'll do something. We'll do some shit. Then we'll figure it out. Yeah, I reached out to that aunt.

So hopefully I emailed her last night. So hopefully you heard back. Good, good. Amen, I'm sorry I had to go through that. I'm sorry I had to see, I'm sorry about those kids. You know? You think like all the shit you see, like the war movies, you know, I'm into serial killers shit. I've seen all the docs, I read the book. How would you see it?

How would you see it? How many see it? How many see those kids? I knew right away as soon as he's like, there's one more, I'm holding the kid, I look down. Oh, fuck. Well, that's Pete's. Get a blanket and cover the fucking mom, dude. Yeah. You had to wear with all more. I'm holding the kid. I look down at all. Oh, fuck. Well, that's PTSD.

I say get a blanket and cover the fucking mom, dude. Yeah. You had to wear with all the things that way. But, you know, that's PTSD, man. That's, you know, sometimes it's helpful to talk to people or, you know. Just for the first time, I've been able to tell the story and not fucking just break down. Those fucking kids, man.

But that's worth, that's worth breaking down over. Some things in life as my, I saw shooting in my friend, I was depressed for two weeks and my friend said, hey dude, some things in life bring you to your knees and they're supposed to.

And they're supposed to. And you're supposed to lose sleep over it. You're supposed to. If you don't lose sleep over that, and if that doesn't fuck you up, then something's wrong with you. Yeah. And sometimes the only way out is through and just to go through it and feel it. But now think about this. Everyone's just shit on cops and CHP and so like that. They deal with that. Every single fucking day. So before you want to shit on cops and to fund them and do all that shit, think about what they deal with

every day so you don't have to deal with it. So when you're to shit on cops and to fund them and do all that shit think about what they deal with every day So you don't have to deal with it So when you're doing a hundred miles away from when I talk when I talk about that They're like yeah, we had a similar thing happen like this is happened before like oh dude We have stories that you don't want to know When I was like oh, and I'm describing what the mom look like and all this stuff going on like yeah Yeah, we've seen way worse. Yeah, there's a picture of a fireman. This kid is terrified.

He's the kid is three or four and parents got all messed up and the kid was terrified because the accident was, go, you know, the loud noise, the kid's terrified. And you see this fireman, this dude, he's got a shit off and he's lying down with the kid with happy feet, the penguin movie, on his phone, showing the kid and just go and look at this, and just, I mean, what a fucking hero.

So you're right, man, they deal with that shit, you know, just, that's why when they pull you over and you've been doing 100, or you're texting, and they don't have a sense of humor, and they're like, you have no idea. Yeah. Yeah, man. I'm sorry, buddy.

I'm sorry about that. I think about, because I stopped to get gas, if I didn't stop me with gas, I would I'm sorry, buddy. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. And I think about because I stopped to get gas. If I didn't stop me at gas, I would have passed it. I wouldn't have seen it. You know, like there's all these little things I go through all of it. Well, you were there, like he was probably praying for something.

He was probably praying for something like you. What a fucking. What's your story, Brad? Let's talk about me guys because this is about me No, my house got broken into and then yes, my house got broken too My neighbor walk by and he goes to your garage and your gates open, you know, I said what's neighbor but but so I got fucking you know and So my house gets broken into did they steal seven black shirts?

Well, what's interesting is I What's this thing he goes he goes well, it's really weird because you're you're wrestling that is laid out and your weights are all Kind of lined up. Maybe they get a little workout in oh, oh, and then your bicycle is on your treadmill what and I go what and then he goes you got go inside and Liquid death that I got a bunch of this There's like there's a tower of liquid deaths and then on the on the toilet is a bunch of books These books are lined up neatly and then I upstairs toilet books and towels and then on the laundry thing is like he took

and towels. And then on the laundry thing is like, he took like little gadgets, like I don't know, like whatever, and made a cross. How do you know it's a heat? I don't. You sex as fuck. You're right. I don't.

But either way, this gentleman then took half my chairs, put them on top of a table. Oh, you know what this is called? It's called a creepy crawly. In Anton's family used to do this. Is this true? Yeah, they go in and fuck with everything just to confuse you. Uh-huh What? And then they come back and murder you she had a very expensive purse

It was turned upside down, but didn't take it take nothing. Nothing was taken He just did this person just did just put a lot of weird shit everywhere. This one I admit to you That was me I fucking Trauma and that was my so was, so I'm looking around. It's called a creepy crawler. Anything that's been missing and now it was a year. It's called, they took time in that house. They caught a creepy, they caught it.

I don't find it. Yeah, I'm going there. You know, they caught a creepy crawler. I do now. I didn't have the dogs there for only this weekend. We have guns here, right? I got guns. So you have guns, dogs.

Problem is cameras. But when you leave, you don't leave the dogs. I see only reason out there. I gave the dogs to the ex when I left. Yeah. I was young. Not that I was from German. Not that I'm a shepherd, ain't let name.

Not to have cameras in Venice though, or you had to your mind? Yeah, well, especially that area. We made some changes. It's some big changes. You got it. Fuck yeah. You got it because that. at least they didn't take anything

Not a thing, but let's be honest. Oh, what would they take? My flat screen dude my scooters Go okay, not but not much you know my clothes Nice click I don't have anything like you probably went out like I fuck just fucked everything up Yeah, but it was no I think it was just one person who was just weird. Yeah, they called it creepy crawly, you scare you. Yeah, that's for the man.

So they come back and murder you. Oh, so I gotta be ready? I would be ready at all times. See, have you driven a shepherd? No, I don't need that. I'll be ready. Please, please come in with the intention of... The only problem is pop is on the road a lot.

And you gotta post about it So they know when you're gone. Oh, yeah, you don't think about that Yeah, but I do have I do it. I'm sorry. I'm so aggressive Yeah, sorry. I was I I'm the lack of creativity. You see here. You hear me. You don't think about that. Do you fuck fake? I didn't hear the fuck I just heard you don't think about it. I know you didn't hear it. Hey, don't think about it.

Do you fuck face? I heard the fuck face. I'm so aggressive. I ran out of fucking ass. Fuck face is aggressive. It's the most aggressive. Hey, my dad and I got into it heavy over Afghanistan. Oh, last night, what your dad stands?

Because Biden completely fucked over Afghanistan. Well, I mean, where's your dad on this? Well, my dad, my, my, I've I've, you know how I've been about, just the fact that we've been there for 20 years, and you know, as, as, as my friend, like Tariq, and people I know who are Afghani, and you said, they, Tariq had been saying forever, I remember Tariq saying, we never had it in the first place.

Kabul was what we had, but, you know, Afghanistan, people always always say when you hear the press talk about Afghanistan as a country, you're assuming the people of Afghanistan think of Afghanistan. Afghanistan is Pashtun, Uzbek, Hasara, Tajik, all different tribes. So there are loyalties to their tribes first. So this idea of like this greater Afghanistan is a British kind of British invention. Okay. You know, it's a then an American idea. So where are you at with the US? So my dad, my dad, my dad, I've been critical of the notion

that you can change the fabric of society, that idea that we're gonna do this with our military and stuff like that. We got caught off the hell. My, so there's one thing I would say to any veteran out there is having a hard time right now. there are people that lost their parts of their mind, their limbs, loved ones, their lives. Fighting the Taliban at the? Yes, yes.

And we know them, we know them, and there are a lot of men and women in uniform who are probably having a very hard time right now and they should be. They feel betrayed, they feel like everything they did, and I can't imagine what they're going through. But I will say this big But if you're somebody if you're somebody in uniform I'll at least at least you guys gave them 20 years of hope and 20 years of relative Freedom from that regime. That's all I can say. We just dip out

You got this and that's a bit and I have a huge problem with the way that happened However, however, I also think it's very interesting that the entire country fell in 11 days And it's like it without really a shot fired. What does that tell you? What does that tell you that they can protect? We had an army that was 300 strong 300,000 strong and that army essentially they were just mass desertions so my my feeling was that they were, they never had allegiance, they never had allegiance to the United States or to this notion of a greater Afghanistan or to Kabul or to the government that was put in. But they also don't have the numbers to fight back against the Taliban.

They did have the numbers and they had an Air Force. Remember, we created an Air Force and an army. It wasn't that they didn't have that. The question becomes, there are two things to ask when you're in war. What are you fighting against? But what are you fighting for? And I don't know that the average person in the Afghan army knew what they were fighting for.

They had allegiance to their tribes. I had allegiance to their tribes. So do you think they're better off with the Taliban? At the right place? I would never say that because I don't know enough. I do know that the people on the ground, the people that I know who are Afghani who are talking, which will tell you this, and I'm only gonna say this. What you hear in the news is probably a lot different than what's actually going on in the ground. Good ampad. Okay. That's all I know. That's with anything though. Yeah. But then also did you see the US embassy and them loan up Americans flying away? And did you see the people of Afghanistan

holding onto the plane and dying? Because they know they're gonna die. Because they know that they helped, the biggest problem in the United States has is that when these people who helped the United States and helped that sort of effort to modernize and build schools and build hospitals and build electric dams and build an army

and build a police force and all that work and all that money and all that sacrifice from the Afghans and the Americans that were there that went into that and and and and The one thing the Biden administration else a sin Intel failure and everything else the one thing the Biden administration never thought what happened And if you don't believe me listen to his speech July 8th just recently he said there's the we we are the army we put in place is way stronger than Taliban there's 75,000 strong we have 300,000 military trained armies and he said and he said we are gonna we are gonna extract responsibly

and safely. There was no time. There was no time. There was no time. Everything fell that quickly. Oh dude dude, like, I mean, that went to good over like, but to me, that's, Well President, I guess I have to flee the country. Because there were large parts of that country that still had no electricity. There were large parts of that country

that still suffered from grinding poverty. And I don't know if you could fix in 20 years. Yeah, and they're also not gonna be loyal, and if you're in jawabods, you're not gonna be loyal to Kabul. Yeah, they're not, they're not one unit. No, and if you're in jawabad, you're not going to be loyal to Kabul. You never have to. They're not one unit. No. It's not a United States, not the United Afghan.

People who know that country will tell you to say it's a country is a Western concept. To the Afghanis, they are, again, they're loyal to their tribe. They're posh to their Uzbek, their hazar. I don't have enough intel and to know what was the best choice there. I have an opinion on it, but it's not like, you know, you talk to some people who are involved in it

and they're like, yeah, we give you a full copy. I've been critical of the whole effort because it's taken 20 years and all that money, but I am very hesitant to, I'm hesitant. I don't know if we were there another 20 years, I don't know if it would have been different. I don't know. There was only one way to find out though.

Sometimes, you know, it's really hard to admit as an American. Baylor. Not just that. That maybe when there are injustices and maybe when there is terrible things going on in the country, maybe despite our best wishes,

we can't do anything about it. Maybe as Americans, we have to learn that. Maybe as Americans, that's how bitter pilled a swallow. It is for me. Cause we've always been, you know, in our minds, the good policeman, but maybe that's naive. Yeah, so I don't know, man. How's that?

Do you have everyone's all depressed over there? I was gonna say. Yeah, enough for a guy. I was just looking off in the distance. I said there was a little bit of a story. You had to tell a story. And otherwise people wouldn't know what the fuck was going on. I was just looking off in the distance Yeah, you had to tell a story and otherwise people wouldn't know what the fuck was going on the great thing about this podcast is You know people say I feel like I know you they do they do they go through it with you. How's the dating life Kyle? It's going okay, you know it's tender. So it's tough and how often are we on tender? Every time I get home from work, you know, I give you night

Is it swipe left a deni swipe right to accept? Yes, yeah, and you swipe in a lot of right? Yeah, just rapid fire not making that pick and choose from there not a lot and well take it easy Not a lot of matches though. I mean then not not a ton. It's it's my syrup. There's so many there's so many fake profiles out here That you just you can tell that not a ton. It's it's my here. There's so many. There's so many fake profiles out here that you just you can tell that there's the point of a fake profile. I have no idea. I don't know. They're kind of like like fish. That's all. Yeah. Oh, I deleted my tender was because I noticed there'd be smoke shows and then you like you they're like, Oh, Admin snap you out of on snap the K. I'm selling a premium snapchat. Yeah, it's like spam. Oh, yeah. Kyle, do you have like the, there's like a tender,

you can, yeah, premium. Yeah, I don't, I don't think I have that because let's get. Yeah, yeah. How much is it? How much is it? Yeah, 12, 9 out of 10. How much?

I'll pay for that. Okay. Is there a shot I can see? You give. Yeah, like can we see? Yeah, let's see. Is there any shot I can see? I just want Kyle to get his dick wet.

Yeah. And also, he does we see yeah, let's see is there any shot I can see my colleague is dick wet Yeah, and also he does You're a bit of fashionista you kind of you give me a hard time of the way I dress Can we bring it up on the big screen chin if he sends it like you like screenshot or something would you would you You shot my photos or whatever or if he can log in to it. What'd you say? Well, I do what he's working there? There might be, there might, Brennan could, you know, sometimes with your outer layer, can turn some head, and set up a necklace, a scarf. Yeah, a necklace or something.

Or something like your right, like you have a book, like, oh, you caught me. There you go. Whoops. Like scarf, something like the break of mental sweat too. Something else like a stylish man. I didn't realize how like, like, how important, like, the way you look in your pictures

or what, like, your pictures are when it comes in it It's everything it's fucking wild. It's like the fact you stick the pics like this correct Do they can't take it like this the larger girls swipe right? Swipe left. Okay, I said I'm gonna share What we're working with this and you're not on there either Christian you deleted what are you using? Bumble bumble. Yeah, that's where they got. Yeah, the girls got a message you first. Yeah. Yeah. Wait. What'd you say? Come the girls got a message you first on the whole stuff to me first like well I don't want to see I want to call them that

Bumble bumbles like lit right now like that's the thing the young kids are using me bumble hinge tender All told you about Hange now. It's just the one, right? Come on, Jay. So, what? Jay, what's that? What's that? Hell yeah. Oh. Dude, I bet there's a lot of hot young Jewish ladies there.

I wouldn't have to be. You might once I do turn my gun. I'm a farmer's home. I actually got onto this Latina app. Like, it was meant for like, what's it called? Chispa? What? I saw it on Snapchat. I was like, oh, fuck, it was like the? Chispa. What? I saw it on Snapchat.

I was like, uh, fuck it. Like it was like the ad us. And you got on it. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. How do different dating has to do? I know.

That's how people meet these days. Uh, there's one just for black that I'm on to. How'd you get on that? They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, just so the valve bigger. Yeah, I wanted to show him a height like where I'm at height wise Yeah, what who better to do with the dog or for new Delhi? Oh look at that look at that Good picture. Yeah, look at this one right here. I was pretty fit at that time. This uh, not that one That's a good picture. Yeah, it's you know this one with nice turtle neck like 90 day fiance Yeah, that that one's good. That's a good photo. He's aren't bad first., this one with my head. Nice total neck. It's like 90 day fiance. Yeah, that, that one's good. That's a good photo.

He's aren't bad. First of all. Yeah, they're, you know, why you do that? Well, you know, just to show you likes chick. Yeah, that's good. Oh, okay. That's my friend Megan from Ohio. Well, she actually is an Austin now.

She's a, dude, why call it? She's an Austin, Texas now. She moved to Austin. She's cute. I think she does have a man. You were gonna like her. Well, yeah, I got the clown. Yeah, she's a a man. You were gonna like her. Look at her eyes. I love the clown.

Yeah, very pretty woman. Wow. Shout out Meg. What's the last one? That's a good one. He's a solid body. He's a solid body. You know what I do.

He'll have a job. Yeah. Yeah, financially sound. You said wine, photography, music, movies, brunch. Okay. I'm in all that shit. And your caption says, let's go get a drink. Yeah.

Now is this your lead, me and you as the lead picture? Yeah, that's the first one they say. I would take that off. You look a little bit prison gang. Well, come back. That's sexy, but I... A lot of people know Brendan on there. So probably, they watch the show, they...

Get them to be like, oh, who's this? A lot of girls are in the standup comedy. You know, so... I like the one with the turtle neck. It's very, very European. That guy will roofie your drink. Yeah, I would say there it is. That curved round turtle neck, it's good color.

Oh no, that's a good one. A little bomber jacket, you know, it's, you know. No, here's the problem. You're kind of, you're kind of dark there. And you're pretty blonde. Oh, I'm pretty pale now. Yeah. Those are solid pictures of them. And you're pretty blonde. I'm pretty pale now. Yeah. Yeah.

Those are solid pictures of them. And then one with you and the dog, bitches, love dogs. Yeah, the deal. I didn't get to bring her out here, but... Kyle, and they appreciate like, like the iPhone photos more than like a, like a professional shot. Yeah, professional shot. Yeah, you can't put it in the shot.

It's like a glamour shot, no. No. You and like a shot. I'm not a glamour, God. Yeah, yeah. So, you know, my, my, my, these are better than I thought. I appreciate that. I watched the girl swiping on, I'm not a glamour guy. It's like, you know. My, my, my, these are better than I thought. I appreciate that. I watched the girl swiping on, I think it was,

it was, it was, it was, not, it was hinge. Yeah, I think. Good looking dudes. The guy, the guys with like, it looks like they, they, they got a canoe and a fucking dog. They're out here at River. I'm like, you shot this dude. Uh huh.

How, the lighting is so perfect. Your hair's in your eyes. You like like you know, it was like I want What's your profession? Oh, no, but he's on a bunch of other ones. Oh, I mean just it's just basic it just says Yeah That shirt yeah, no show you yeah, that's a humor. They'll see it, they'll like, ah, hey, it worked, it worked back home. I had one back home, I had one back home.

So a girl started talking to you based off of seeing that shirt. Yeah, was that a little conversation starter? Yep, I see what you did, but still, aggressive. You know how this Indian's logo's banned, right? They got rid of it. So I got the hats like collectors. I don't you know I just like the logo and I'm getting a gold Sharpie. I'm painting a tooth gold like me and Jay had his kids

I stood up to mine and Jay's hats when we were kids. I Was at the Malibu car show cars and coffee yesterday and I mean tiger waiting to look at this car and I ain't teen spider. It's like my favorite car ever and I hear a guy behind me go that hats offensive Come on man, ready. He was that hats offensive. I'm like here. We go I'd grab tiger my steak close. I try and go oh and I look and he he has on the Indian fat and he goes Give it up brother and he goes I wear it because it offends people man. I owe me to you dude We fucking first bump. It was like an older white guy like

That hats offensive I have to have fans. Yeah, sometimes I see shit on I love that stuff I sometimes I just saw something that was so funny to me. I don't know if you guys think it's funny I sometimes you see something on fucking In the internet that makes you guys is right Come on, yeah, yeah, I want to see what you guys Like I'm gonna stop that. Comment send us to your cell. I wanna see what you guys, you guys like biting right in. I'm just gonna see.

You fucking struck right here. Is it getting a, you're the, the guy's phone, because they're being mean. Come on, fucking, oh. That, that's it.

Shut up. I'm gonna that device, the kit, the fucking, you fucking, oh. You pissed, dude. Have you ever watched something on like, this can be stupid. Instagram and makes you laugh so hard?

I want to see you guys. It's very rare. I hope it does. I mean this guy's kind of a genius. He's young and I think he could be a really good comic just based off of this. And I fuck you guys if you don't think so. Watch this.

All right. It's funny. It's gonna be terrible. No, I don't think it's gonna be. Have an open mind. Give him a chance. I think that some people you can see them do one thing and you go, oh, you could do. You could be really funny. It's gonna be having open mind give him a chance. I think that some people you can see them do one thing and you go Oh, you could you could do you could be really funny

I'm standing with He's not doing it. I love him and don't diss him because he's young and I will be really The funniest the proportion and loads of the funniest thing that crap me up on the internet is the Kevin Hart and Don cheeto thing That's why right where he goes on 56. Yeah, he goes me on 57 or 57 come on And he goes and don't you as long I didn't mean it like they just you but you didn't say like that It's like the funniest fucking I'm 50 say damn you got damn and then you those stops as well

But like don't she does like face it, he's just such a great actor, but they were having fun with each other, but- They're such a nice person too, Don Cheatle. Are you mad? I'm not mad, I'm just such a fronk. Yeah, I'm never, like I just said hi. I'm just fucking a nice person. This is on TikTok.

Yeah. This is the video I am. It's such a tool for TikTok, me. No, it was just, it was so many senators to me and I thought it was funniest, fuck. I think it's- A M D beef. No, it was just, it was somebody sent it to me and I thought it was funny as fuck. I think it's a M-D-A. Oh, thank you, that's another kid dropping the balloon. I know, I was like, what was your thing?

What's that kid dropping the balloon? Do you know which video I'm going? Yes, the one with the moose. Oh, I love this guy. I'll call that one. You know this guy? Yeah, he's fucking hilarious. Is that, he's, oh, so he just,

I gotta follow him. Yeah, he does it all like all the animals you have a tick-tock run no That one video 16 million views. Oh, he's fucking okay, so he's no wonder I'm not the only one I think she's fucking right as I found this guy's diamond in the rough here everybody so talented He's just like I was laughing. It was like it's hard to do this He's there is the moves go up up, right there, right there. We need to have a series. 21 million views. Ours are a f***ing problem.

This picture pretty much started my TikTok career because the first animal video I ever made was dedicated to just how ridiculous this actually is. And what was true a year ago is still true today. At 1700 pounds and 7 feet at the shoulder, the moose is always going to be one of those things God forgot to put a scale limit on. The average male moose is 10 feet tall about the same height as the basketball room you probably can't touch. Somehow this Roy deer is actually close to size to an elephant and an actual deer. Also moose can swim and they'll dive up to 20 feet in lakes just to eat underwater plants, which means at least once in a history of mankind some guy actually lived this and probably never slept well ever again. Historic fish drives a Bentley. Also moose can run through 6 feet of snow

at 30 mph. Those numbers might not mean much to you, but I bet this video will. It's not even the running that scares me, it's what the hell she could possibly be running from. And I don't even know how to describe this, either the water shallow or that's Moose Christ. It's the Moussayo. You know that thing where they say you should never swore to avoid hitting an animal 95% of the time?

That's because that 5% is when this antler grim reaper's on the road. On a scale of 1 the f***, your buck makes what wine's seen if you hit once that this entire body can come down to your windshield and crush you. The moves might walk away, but you're not coming out of that with that wings in a halo. This right here is why Canadians are polite. Landlords of Moose and A pay taxes to geese. You'd be humble too. We need to have a serious talk. Moose or a f***ing problem.

This p***, no it's interesting for sure 21 million views People do like it there's 21 million views it's interesting it's like go to that Kevin Hart down to you Ryan I always give you a chance I left out of the You just find it on YouTube, you know, like doing stand-up I Just type in Kevin hard dodge you know

I like how he said that, and then he goes, he goes, fuck you off, you're all like it. That's correct. Which one? Either I want it. It's funny, it's funny. Put things aside so that when we're not here, people are taking care of it, and hopefully it lasts more

than just one generation. But at the same time, like I said, at me, I'm 56 years old. Damn. I'm 56 years old. Damn! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Because it was a thought. No, no, seriously, it was a thought. It was a thought and I blurted it out.

I didn't mean it that way. I'm fine. Okay, but just to understand, I didn't mean it the way it came out. We'll take a poll on how you meant it with people here later after the show's over. but I can sit up and honestly say, buddy That was from a place of up. I damn like damn you didn't if we could play it back right

Two different damn There wasn't no I said there was no like I said damn no you said the word damn Do you want me to tell you how you said it? I know how. You want me to say it back to you how I think you said it? What? Damn. Not natural.

Fam. Not true. Fam. I said Kevin. I said, dammit. Even. Even. Even quieter.

I could barely hear you that last time when you said it. Well, that means that you can barely hear the truth. That's what it is. That's the problem. They're all fucking around. You hear you that last time when you said it. Well, that means that you can barely hear the truth Oh I love Kevin so much. Oh, he's so funny. Oh, fuck. Yeah, that's a show. Yeah, it's talk John. Yeah Peacabin has a song John I mean, I mean, yeah, he's fucking killing the game. Peacabin. He's so good. The best talk show on TV. One surprise. Like you know, the rest of you doing talk shows, Ellen, all you cool, I'm gonna do one better. He's so good.

Yeah, it's like one more, it's like real in depth. He doesn't miss. Yeah. Everything he does, he's so funny. He does nothing bad, nothing. He's so funny. All right, Jim, what do you got, dude? Let's take a little break from chatting with the boys,

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We'll go dad agrees to step down as a conservator So does that mean she has free reign over her life? What does that mean Christian? No one read the article? Weird She's a It's weird Anybody put a little work in Christians want to find it Christ So let's figure out on the show yeah breathe spheres landed a huge winner legal battle against her father Jimmy new concert so he's not doing it a corn prepared orally transition new concern So there's gonna be a new person that steps in. I don't think she's gonna have to Oh, there are in fact no actual grounds for spending removing Mr. Spears.

It's highly debatable whether change in conservator at this time would be best of a Spears interest. I feel like there's something going on that we don't know about because obviously if she's still needs somebody to look out for a best interest, she's not fully. What is that about? So the doubt went, yeah I'm out, man. She's mentally ill and she has a addiction problem. So all right, have fun.

So does she have an addiction problem? Does she, is she mentally ill? No. Do you think a court would go through this severe? I don't know. You don't have to say, like, they would have to know. The court.

They're seeing things. There's experts I'm sure who are like, yeah, she's obviously has some issues. I don't think she's all there, but I also don't think her father, you know, she's not all there. I don't think her father should have complete control. So the worry would be something like, I want to give all my money away right now, something like

the erratic behavior or something. I don't know. So she has to have a new conservator. Yeah, so someone's gonna step in. I wonder if she can. I wonder if she's gonna want it. I forget. I remember in the document she wanted someone from the banks to do it. Control it so she can't just go nuts with her money. She said have the bank control it like give me a certain amount and have someone like Somebody from the bank control it most of it. Yeah, but that's not what banks do or would agree to no So you have to have someone there's a they they wouldn't people say that it's like But hopefully she can have say in whoever it is But hopefully she can have the say in whoever it is. Who has her best interest in money.

That would be almost like. Who's not going to just jack all of her money? Like her dad, her dad piece of shit. Make her work and then not literally the house and shit. And you know, weird. And that's why she's not. I think she doesn't have her children, which it's got. Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

I was like, yeah, what all does this? He never doubted. Like Kevin Fetterlin. Like you don't see him be like, yeah, free Brittany, like, he's not saying anything. He's been quiet. Yeah, I think you're right. I think there's more to the story that we're not getting. And I think it's easy for us to go.

Free Brittany in the court, Dylan, not bitch, we can't free. I agree, I agree. There's a reason for all this. It's gotta be a reason. Now, I don't think her father should have full power over. I think this is a good thing, but hopefully someone comes in with her best.

I don't know, nothing at all. I don't know, the data, I just, I think you're cautious, you're cautious. You want all the stepping like this? I think you're, you know, usually you get into the details. People are not crazy, mean or nuts, like if they're in the giant. And for the debt, you know in California,

for the, for the debt of full power over the kids, over the mom, like, you know how to tell people where she's not to. Like California always the for the dad to full power over the kids over the mom like you know California always sites with the mom right like something's going on there. Yeah, but I'm glad she at least has some freedom now Yeah, hopefully her Instagram is in that fucking weird. What's what's the latest thing? She's she posted strange things She's like I get a iPad Didn't she post a video of her burning her gym downers like she was like dancing and her gym was like burning down? I don't know what the fuck is it? I don't know, I don't know.

I'm glad I got you out there. I'm just hanging in there. Alrighty. Well, yeah, what's she post? This is the last one. She's in Spanish. Alrighty. She's showing us a rainbow. That's really good. All right. She showed us a rainbow.

Nobody gives a fuck. Well, it's a full rainbow. It's a nice rainbow though. That is a fucking thick rainbow. They're talking about the elk. No, that wasn't her caption. That was someone's comment. Was that a comment?

Yeah. Her caption was just little dress. Her caption was dresses. Yeah. She didn't post anything that was someone's comment. Was that a comment? Yeah, her caption was just little dress. Her caption was dresses. Yeah. She imposed anything weird, that's stupid. What else do we have? This moment apparently had tried to eat it. KFC stacked burger and tried to open her mouth to fit it.

And now she has five surgeries and 12 screws on the side of her mouth. That's all she's just located in a jar. Like a snake in one bite. Yeah, like in one bite. Isn't that the side of the mouth. And she just looked at it. Like a snake in one bite. Yeah, like in one bite. Isn't that the definition of a spaz? Oh, like that's a very small. And then I saw pictures here.

Dude, how much? Look at that. Oh, I think what her jaw did, like, displace that must have hurt so fucking bad. So what happened to her jaw on his? She tried to open it and eat it in one bite. And of course, she just broke. Yeah, disloc's yeah okay KFC stacked she tried to suit KFC I don't know if she's doing up it she would not be able to scroll down to what's her

quote there she had five operate so she said no this one here she said I feel anger this happened but it can can happen to anyone who opens their mouth too wide. I was healthy before you in KFC burger with no underlying health issues. TMJ just came from nowhere. Ad didn't though. Holly said she hopes fast food restaurants reduce the size of their burgers to prevent this from happening.

No, bitch, no, bitch. No, no, no, you should try eating in one fucking bite. You fucking idiot. Yeah, I mean, when I see a birthday cake, I don't try. Open my mouth. I cut a swallow. I just keep on sticking my, here we go. I'm trying to swallow the steak, I chew.

And there's just certain things you have to negotiate in your own mouth. If you've had your own mouth for 34 years, you'd think that you would know the limits of your own fucking talk. Do you have to open your mouth that fucking why? Okay, that was like, I'm sorry, are you a snake? Yeah, can you open your mouth that you can snake?

Yeah, you can. You're on hinge or draw, you're human. And you've had the same mouth for 34 years. That's also why we have knives and forks you fucking 80 years. Yeah, so you can cut in smaller bites, so it fits in your mouth. I would never, I'd be so embarrassed if it was happening to me. I would never talk about this. I'd be like, I got jumped by six dudes.

I would never say I was a sandwich. I'd never would. I have to say that was fucking stupid. I would straight up lie about how that happened. I would never say that. If I was the KSCPR team, I'd be like, stupid. Can you imagine what Kaya and I would be like, how do you feel?

I'm like, you know, stupid. I'm running, don't tell me. I'm stupid. I'm like, what'd you do what color you are? I'm like how do you feel like you know stupid? I run it don't I'm like I always do Brian I have five operations engine I it's a thing I hear a stark bird from KSA I own my mom I like all I want to get like yeah you will you get what you deserve right you go like this to me you give me the finger and you Brian you snake No, I'm not a snake all right well Wow, and then you call me a fuck face. Yeah.

What else you got, kid? What a fucking idiot. Yeah, that's fucking it. Portsmouth and Ohio. Ohio. Look, we can all be sympathetic to Holly Stevens. No one should have to go through life, keep going, like it was scrubbed up without the use of full essential

part about like, do I understand about the face before or anyways, all right. But let's start putting restrictions. Let's not start putting restrictions on our fast food because one person messes themselves up. Maybe that's a full flying gray bitten where she's from, but not here. Yeah, how old did you hear this kind of case?

That's him, which look fire though, I'm not gonna- It does look good. What the fuck's on it? I might have to see. Look at this. It's got hash browns in it too, which I love. Damn, that's ham. Yeah, ham.

That's cheese. Farchard and fried chicken. I like another ham guy. Probably gonna get one after ham. If I dislocate my draw, then. I'm such a ham guy. You like ham, then? I'm such a ham guy.

I'm all in with good ham. Yeah, honey. Yeah. Honey ham. Honey roasted. Hey, I saw that movie. Pig with, with, with, with. It goes to the stage. I saw that movie. I'm gonna with Case I saw that movie I'm gonna say and I'm gonna laugh a long time and I'm you know I tend to exaggerate

It's the worst movie I've ever seen in my fucking that's what you get Cuz I watched the preview after telling you watch I'm not watching this. Oh, it's you went I thought it was John Wick with a pig where he goes and gets revenge and fucks everybody up It's the worst movie I've ever seen in my fucking life. You want me to tell you? You want to know how it goes? I want to know I don't care He goes to look for his pig and he's not a badass He's a chef who lives in a cabin and he doesn't do anything He just goes to try to find his pig finds a guy took his pig

Does he kill anybody and then and then doesn't kill anyone, doesn't punch anyone. And his pig is dead anyway, and then he just goes home. What a waste of time. It's the worst movie. That's it. It's the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life. It came straight to DVD, though. And I want my fucking money back.

I spend $4 on rent. I want my fucking, you rents at that. For real, I want my rent. Wow, and the rate, you know, it got 94% from the critics on Rotten Tomatoes. to that. For real, I want my dude. Wow, and the rate, you know, it got 94% from the critics on Rotten Tomatoes. Get the fuck out of here, you know. What else you got, you know. The South Park creators were able to buy Casabella.

Oh, this is great news. I'll show you a little car out of here. Yep. Oh, that place is so long. So let with South Park owners, oh dude, I'm telling you, the number one problem was food, and they forced my mom to eat it, and we got kicked out. Still the funniest thing to do.

Which crazy is they refuse to sell it. And then, because you know South Park, the boys almost have a billion dollars, right? Everyone knows that we have a billion dollars. Yeah, there's stupid rich. A thousand million dollars. They're South Park. You want to make a thousand rich?

So then I hate Casabena. We'll pay this much like okay. There's a dump anyways that place sucked it. I'm sure you get the cliff divers which is fun. Sure they'll buy it now Oh, it's gonna be it. Dude, it's gonna be the main attraction Denver And man, that's incredible And this is a fight that broke out between the Rams and Chargers game and it Cat says it's a thick fight Take a look I got feeling that big guy gets fucked up I

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He was like that fucking, but then he got dealt with. That's wrong. Yeah, then he got, he lost his footing. He was like, oh, shit. He's waiting to fucking out. That guy's there. Oh, that's right, that guy's there. Oh, stop.

Oh, stop. He got all bunch of asses. You're a bad ass cracker. You two can fight by that shit. Wow. Oh, I saw it. He got all bunch of hair, buddy. You asked crack out YouTube. You're about to fight about it, shit. Wow. That's a lot of crack. Oh.

On a black note, I'll see you in Houston as we can, buddy. What else you got, Jen? This right here, Dr. Dre's daughter. Apparently, starter, go from me. She's trying to raise $50,000. Cause she got cut off in 2020 when she started doing interviews about her strained relationship with her dad. She's like talking raise $50,000 because she got cut off in 2020 when she started doing interviews about her

strain relationship with her dad. She's like talking shit about her dad? Strained relationship, so yeah, most likely. I wonder what happened there. What else do I mean? I'm always supposed to do this. I think go find me campaigns for people in desperate situations.

I'm in a desperate situation. I really don't want to accept any handouts. I mean, she's doing this to fuck with her dad too, by the way. Oh, it makes her dad look all... Yeah, I mean, this is... This is worse than her interviews. Yeah, she's probably a nightmare. So, I go, you're gonna come me off? I'm gonna go find me. Ah, fuck. Young mother of four.

Has been working in a warehouse job to pay $50 an hour. Doing Uber Eats. She's living out a rent-car to children Staying with friends God damn it. Hey Dr. Dre. Yeah, you're a billion dollars. Hold on Just like with Brittany we don't know if you more this yeah, yeah fair. I might be any other info on her Oh, no, that's a full article. I think there might be cat sent this one cat sent this cat What do you want to do with this dude? Might be a lot more of this story. Yeah, cuz why would he not help out his daughter? Yeah There might be

Explained he's living with friends. Mm-hmm Dr. H. Homeless an exclusive daily okay, you go down as a senior in 17 years He hasn't it said it hadn't she had, they haven't seen each other in 17 years? Yeah. But he was still giving her money into 2020. By people imitating her. Keeps going down.

Huh. Referred to that's the shining I've ever seen. Keep going down. The producer was stars dead in her financial, Oh, I heard that's the shining set I've ever seen keep going down Produced the producer will start to finish up, but she has not received any support for 18 months 18 months Spoken over father 18 years. Yeah, so yeah, it stopped in 2020 January It's almost I have it. She spoke to it. She went bad on me to the press. Yeah That's her well you go bad on him to the press. Yeah.

That's her. Where you go bad on Dr. Dre, man? Alrighty. I mean, I don't know, since my basketball out there in that school. Do you know about this situation, Dennis Schroeder? Yeah, he really fucked up. He was, he was gonna get $84 million to stay with the Lakers, all right?

I'm a test free. And then you actually got picked up by Celtics for like like less than 10 million. Yeah, yeah Really really fucked up what? Turned out 84 million. Oh, he turned down the 84 million's Lakers I'm gonna test the free the free agency market that okay. Well, here's five million. Show you fucking Boston 5.9 million there was something in the streets about him not getting along with the bra Oh, hey, listen Really no I mean he's got a superstar team

with them. I mean, he's got a super start team now. I mean, I've old guys. They might do so. No, they touching, but, uh, Brooklyn. How are the Celtics usually like, how do they usually fare? And, what'd you say? How does, how do the Celtics usually like fare in NBA? They're good. They're good. Are they? I don't really. I don't really. Oh, no. Yeah, they, uh, Tadam. Yeah. That's the only one I know that they have.

I'm fucking good. I'm watching Hard Knocks. Cowboys, really good. It's been one episode, or two now. Yeah, and one thing I just noticed, like, I don't know, you can be a superstar. And every single play you have risk of fucking yourself up, every single play.

You're just realizing this? It's just such a fucking nightmare though. Like so much money on that. You're running on that's press cop professional sport Yeah, I mean, I'm what you're quarterback. There's so much money Riding on you and one fuck up. That's why you paid the big bucks. Yeah, I'm a rat. You know Joe burrow he was out first game in the season I think for dingals. Well, they'd have a good off and flying They we still know well no he no he played like six seven seven games in the ball. And he got his knee blown out.

Is there any word on T-bone, whether he made the team? His first game was preseason. I think yesterday he didn't play well. He missed a block. They didn't throw any passes his way though. He's fourth on the depth chart. And they don't have him playing special teams. It's just a bad sign.

It is. Yeah, if you can make the squad, he's not going to give me the starting tide answer. Contrute, special teams. They don't have him, special teams, four string, not looking great. Oh wow. It's going to be tough. Yeah, cut.

We'll see. I hope we can keep... Wouldn't he... Wouldn't you have him on your team to increase viewership? Damn, I mean, see that I'm not failing, you know. That's not it? No. What does she got, Jen? This right here, OJ, had an interview with the athletic OJ Simpson, and he said he doesn't want to hang out around LA because he's I'm afraid.

I posted this. I posted this. This is fantastic. He said I don't want to come to LA because they don't know where the murder is at. They might be sitting next to him. They never know who you're sitting next to. Hey dude, just give it up. We know you murdered him. Just stop doing interviews. Give it up, we know you murdered him. Just stop doing interviews. His sister spoke out? Yes, she's probably like, this guy's out of his fucking life. He believes his own lies, she says something like that. Yeah, delusion.

Well, where'd he still do in the interviews, right? Yeah. I mean, he's very entertaining when he does talk, so. I'm just probably, he's just on, one I like hide out and just like, he said I figured if actually somebody who confesses something, you know? Yeah, dude, we know. He had one suspect I told my lawyers to look at,

I still think he might be involved, but I can't talk about it. LAPD's like, dude. How can you keep running with this? What? You guys see the video where he was, I think it was like 48 hours where it's doing an interview with him

and he told the interview where he's like, oh, I got a surprise for you. They opened the door where he was, I think it was like 48 hours, where he's doing an interview with him and he told the interviewer, he's like, oh, I got a surprise for you. They opened the door and he has like, I don't know if he had anything in his hand, but he like pretended to like stab her or something like that. It was so long ago. It was hysterical. It's crazy. He's insane. Yeah.

He's like doing like the hearth, he's like, it was hysterical. I was crying. Um. It's bent though. Crinch is pension from Manifesto. They can't touch it. This is a little older, but the new host of Jeopardy is Mike Richards.

And he was once the, I guess he was a producer on that. He also hosted other shows too. There's two hosts though. Tim and a female. Oh yeah, there's two hosts. But people are pissed at him. And here's my thing,

I don't give a fuck fuck about jeopardy, but But this has been the dr. Dre one so thank you cat, but They're mad at him because he was the producer so I called up you pick the new host But you're the guy who picks it and you're the producer so people are mad about that But he's actually pretty good. They said that with analytics to show that when he did guest host for jeopardy It the ratings went up so oh so So people like them. Yeah, it's him in a female though as the two co-hosts. It's the girl from the team. Am I ambiolic? Oh, it is my ambiolic. She's so awesome. I worked with her. I love her. She's

cool. She's a great person. She's like a PhD in neuroscientist. Yeah, PhD in neuroscience. She's pretty good. It's also a jeopardy though. She's funny as fuck. She's on that big, bang theory show to you. She's funny. Like I did a TV show where we improved a fat actress with her. Yeah. Hilarious. Yeah. Like every take that kid or? Yes. That kid's very special. She would crack me up every time we do something. She was fucking hilarious.

Yeah, she lost her dog. Every time she's gonna do it, something new thing. As good as anybody I've ever worked with. Again, she's a tame it for everything. For a minute. She's new host of fucking... Jeopardy. When's the guy from fucking Wheel of Fortune

a pass away? Pat say Jack. He makes the most money on all of it. If you see it he makes like 20 million and see sure he does In Van a way and he bet a white hell is Van a white now. You know me loads Pat say Jack's dumped in Van a white over the years Hey, dude. Come on. Don't say that for no, I don't know pop up white 97 years old. Well, he's he doesn't host anymore though Man a wife 74 for him 60 popper 60 pop up and I know you think about her job Swipe swipe Crush in it. I know you can keep all that but yeah

Yeah, we get pretty killing it Pat say Jack that's his job. I used to see him It's kind of hanging out so much fucking money He makes so much money doing that bullshit show. Yeah yeah and then Drew Kerry does the price is right I'd rather you take him down the back and shoot me so Pat say you're gonna do that yeah I did I audition for it never they know I'm sorry they wanted me to audition for the prices right and they were talking about how I can make six million dollars what I did I was like let me taste them I've just not motivated by that there There's no fucking way that would be me. I don't want my life.

I don't want to look back on my life as I'm dying going, I hosted a game show. I don't think you do that book, Bob. I probably wouldn't have, but I mean, I just still wasn't even a risk. You were an open to the audition. I was not open to the audition, sir. I'm not doing that.

Yeah. And Wayne Brady does one of them too. He does, I don't know what's the goalie. I feel like you're just selling your soul. I said I said you probably like it though. They don't though. Drew Care used to be a beast comic dude like a monster monster Steve Harvey. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he loves family for you. He's still awesome, but I and he kills it on family for you. I can't do that. I mean as much as anyone can kill it on family. Yeah, yeah, he lights it up. I just can't do it. Oh, those game shows I'd be a rath. That's why everyone does it. You make all the money in the world. I don't know who the fuck still watches them

But yeah, sure don't care. Sure Rambo. Yeah older people money's great. It's great But not they're selling your soul like you do and then also prices right is year-round it Yeah, drive down there. Like come on down I'm like, come on down. And what? I'm really, of course, I'm $312,000 in episode. That's how much? I don't care. 300, sage acne, yeah.

I'm 312,000 up to the end. He's doing all right, dude, dude, dude. You buy a vow every night? Dude, I would show people their seats for that money, personally. Yeah, of course you would, but then what happened? You're 21, though, dude. But you have to remember, Drew Carey had a super successful sitcom. Did you care?

Yeah, monster comic yeah to go from It's easy money man was anyway as a question to your life If that's what Wayne Brady was blowing up things like you know how all host fucking whatever he's doing I think it fucks you up man. I think I just think you just get Complacent and you're just like you're a game You dude. You're retired. No, you're out of your attitude You're out like that's what you do now. I see you do. I'm gonna down You need a cue card for a living in a suit. That's what you do. We got mayor here 74 from Michigan We're lifelong dream to be on prices right come on down get in the may every day

Get into me every day Every day And then it's groundhog day Groundhog is going over I would never do that You're right, you're right I personally know I was offered When I didn't have money, I was offered a lot of money to do something similar And I said I can't do it

It's almost like a retirement It's good money but you're out. I have two really big opportunities to that. Like, real ones, and I was like, nope, I'm out. I couldn't do it. My agents were like, but they do it. I was like, I just can't. Like, who wants to be a Miller, would be cool.

It's like real short. Yeah, that one's pretty, yes. You know, if it's like three months in the year, we can have a conversation, right? Well, Rob Daredick shoots, I think shoots for a month, the entire like multiple seasons and he's out. But he owns all of it. Yeah, that's different. Amazing.

He can still live his life. Oh, he has to take a bulk. That's a business man. No dudes have business man. I was gonna have him on a fight train and he goes, is there, are you doing any of like one in the afternoon? He's like, I'm in bed by eight, dude. Like, did we start at eight?

He's like, and that's the other thing. I can't be in bed that early. I'm like, you know, he's like, I'm in bed by eight, dude. Like, did we start at eight? He's like, and that's the other thing. I can't be in bed that early. Like, you know, it's, what a, the robber doesn't have to be, he's like, I don't stand up late to it. Your fights go on to, like, you get done at like 10, 11? Is this too late? Well, when there's a 1 PM fight, I keep it posted.

Yeah. Well, I think we have the best shot in the world, stand up comedy. And podcasting is awesome too. Just hanging out, talking like this and then stand up. Is there anything better than stand up really when you're writing and coming up with new ideas and seeing it work on stage?

I mean, I love it. Beautiful. Yeah. Is that a chin? That could be it. Yeah. You had another bad one though. I don't know.

Did you watch, I'm guessing you saw the podcast with Quentin Tarantina. Oh, we talked to him and pay his mom. Yeah, so that's because his mom when he's young said, you're not, you're never going to make shit off riding and he's like, cool mom. And then became the most successful director of all time. It's weird. He's like, I don't pay for anything for mom because I told her that day, he was a kid and she's like, you're never going to make him riding quit wasting fucking times. He's like, all right, I'm not going to buy your house. So I'm super successful. She's like, okay

Now he's super successful. He doesn't give her any money. That's holding a grudge, huh? I'm worried about him. Maybe Maybe you'll be careful the way he talked to your kids, man. Yeah, again. We don't know the story All right, that's it. I'm a fan of Quentin Tarantino. I love Quentin Tarantino. You're a fan of mine. You're kind of Houston this weekend. That's the third time you push it. So we're taking this one.

Third day Friday. Let's move these fucking tickets, dude. Let's move these tickets, guys. BrianCount.com or T-F-A-T-K-Z. F-A-T-K-Z. F-A-T-K-Z. What are you gonna be, Brennan? I'm not in North Carolina anymore because of Delta

and the Hurricane with the rescheduled But you got fucking you got canceled because the gods God was like here's a perfect Test lens and a perfect storm. I said God. I like it. I don't mind taking a break from the road Uh-huh, cuz I'm gonna do shows at the ha ha in Los Angeles and I can still sleep in my bed So this Friday and Saturday two shows Friday two shows Saturday and I can still sleep in my bed. So this Friday and Saturday, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday, Shepel Lacey, David Lucas, and myself

will be at the Ha Ha, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday. Tickets will be up. By the time this comes out, they should be up. We learn, I just signed on to do the shows today. So that will be available at the Ha and Los Angeles, this Friday and Saturday. And the next week, my favorite club in all of the world, the comedy store at La Jolla, California,

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, August 26th, the 28th. Meet in the crew, we'll be out there, right outside San Diego. One show of Thursday right now, we might add a show of Thursday, two shows of Friday, two shows of Saturday. And San Jose, California, September 9th through the 11th. Then the big boy, San Antonio Bud Light event center,

one show of September 24th That's a Friday one show September 25th. That's a Saturday get your tickets at FATKZ calm This thick boy T you guys have seen me wearing on the fight pin and on here It's a collab with Bill and that will drop in a few weeks. I'll keep Crumbs on your shit. I know I was eating before this Crumbs daddy. I had crumbs crums on your shit. I know I was eating before this. Crums, daddy. Alright, Crums, daddy. August 26th, bring it in, Proff. September 8th, Cobbs, Comedy Club, October 7th, through the night, Tampa, Florida, sides, Politters. I don't need to go all the way down, Chad.

Yeah, please don't go through 23. Yeah. 23. Look, it's like in the November 2023. I will, where am I at? It's because he got strolling. It's just the Georgia. Only watch the Georgia. You can only stop reading. You can't stop reading. I stopped. I stopped reading. Yeah, yeah.

I don't control how you control. You go too far. I know. Hey, what, what, give me something to do in fucking Houston. You like that town? What, where, where do you go? A lot of Greece though. We'll figure it out, dude.

What's up, man? Restaurants and stuff. Yeah, I got that barbecue. Yeah, that's what it's called. That's what it's called. True. All right, true. They took us in the back and we that shit though. I don't know. It's so hot in Houston right now. Oh I know what I have to do it. See what the temperatures in Houston right now. Yeah When you eat the barbecue what you guys hold on

Fuck they have her I'm saying 93 98 I'm saying I'll say 98 really that fucking hot 93 98 I'm saying I'll say 98 really that fucking hot 82 lie right now was was gonna be a hi today. What's it? What's it this weekend? Oh? Oh never touch is 90 92 that humidity though. Let's give me a lot of that's not terrible though But that's nothing with you eating barbecue though, you know, no cuz I get it cuz it should be be you and I yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. I get it. I get what you try that hot chicken in Nashville Oh, how'd you do What's what we go do which one's you got it though the famous place?

Howdy bees That's the most famous. Yeah, it was something like that. It's not that hot. There's hot out here in Nashville Kill your old ass. Yeah, kill it. Hey, that other way a natural that second one prints Something that was chicken that wasn't that wasn't sandwiches. Oh, yeah, cuz we did chicken tenders We went for the the hottest thing they had. Yep. I kid we're out of here. All right