The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 724

Episode Date: August 30, 2021

The guys recap Calabasas Fight Companion #3 and talk potential next opponents for Jake Paul, Tim Kennedy traveling to Afghanistan to lead rescue efforts, Bryan's time in a haunted hotel, Kanye West's new album, Chet Hanks signing with Soulja Boy's record label and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's up, T-FatK fam. A few housekeeping notes for you jumping this juicy ass episode with the boy San Jose September 9th through the 11th. I will be with the crew David Lucas, Chappelle Laces out Lacey September 9th through the 11th that San Jose in Prague. I will also have the new built thick boy T's in person there as well. Can only get this version. It's the black T that I wear the thick boy built collab in person at my shows. The first show

will be San Jose that's gonna make those available. We have those today sell out once they sell out we'll see what happens next. And then San Antonio Texas is the big boy September 24th one night one show Friday, September 25th one night one show Saturday That's at the Bud Light courtyard event center in San Antonio, Texas. Let's go Texas Then Denver Colorado September 30th through October 2nd at the comedy works downtown mama I will see you there. Yes, I have free tickets for you Las Vegas, Nevada October 7th through the night That's at wise guys in Las Vegas, Nevada, October 7th through the ninth. That's at wise guys in Las Vegas, Nevada.

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It was so good. You guys look like you were having a great time. Great, it rampaged your accidents. How great is ramping? like you're having a great time. Great. It rampaged you. How great is rampage? Have you never met him before? I have. No, I have. I've spent some time with him. He's a national treasure. You know what I love about it is he doesn't know like our dynamic or your dynamic. So we're talking about like gay stuff. He's like, I mean,

I'm just listening. You know, Brian, we're talking about Tommy. If you're impressed, he's like attractive. Yeah. And you see ramp, you know, rampage them. Play that. He is. If that. If you're impressed, I'm gonna know he's like a tractor. Yeah. And you see, you know, Rap is gonna play that. Yeah. He is. If that's what you're into, that's fine. But he's still got to say it.

He still gets it. And now they go, oh, this is great. Rap, it doesn't know that we fuck around nonstop. Great stories. Oh, his pride stories. Legend. Is he, is he live out here? Oh, yeah.

And by the way, and I will say this too. And I hate saying. Say. Hate saying. You're strong. Yeah. You're strong. Sure. And by the way, and I will say this too, and I hate saying, say, You're strong. Yeah, you're strong. Sure for a normal dude. No, no, you're strong guy. Yeah, Bradley strong Bradley Martin strong. Bradley Strong. Bradley Martin now we're now on different proteins though. Different proteins. Now hold on. However, I might take one scoop of what her protein is's on, he's on all the scoops. Now, I don't know about that.

I don't know what either. I'm just saying, I don't know. I'm just saying, I don't know. I'm just saying, I don't know. I'm just saying, I don't know. I'm just saying, I don't know. I'm just saying, I don't know. I'm just saying, I don't know.

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I'm just saying, I don't know. I'm just saying, I don't know. I'm just saying, I don't know. I'm just saying, I don't know. I'm just saying, I don't know. I'm just saying, I don't know. Have you seen how high you can jump? And then he's dead lifting 750 pounds, which is on his Instagram, and he's squatting on a hoverboard through 150 pounds. Some of the shit he does is weird. Yeah, he's weird. It's good, dude, though. That's the first time you met him.

Yeah. And then he let Ryan Garcia work his body, his core, for, I don't know, a minute or more. It's Ryan's thing. You know what? Everybody else. Yeah, without padding. Yeah, he did to friends and got into. They just like it's Ryan's thing.

Like you go on and show them. He let the friends and got out. No, no, no, France let him punch him. Oh, yeah, come on. Yeah. Yeah, he's a very, very, he's a free. That was a fun fight campaign long though. Four or something hours.

As long as it's boxing for you. Some of those fights are just a little Just a long and even even if they would have been all knockout lean up the made event boxing They don't care though the wait they're just waited out. I have a couple things a couple opinions to about About Jake Paul who we should fight. Okay, I have some opinions about who he should not fight. Okay, I'm here. I don't want him to fight I don't want him to fight certain guys. I don't really do I think I think I tell me you want before you go down the rabbit hole saying who you don't want fights easy. Yeah

Who do you who would you like him to fight? I'd like to I'd like him to fight Nate DS Not Nick Diaz. And I think if he fights Nick Diaz, especially if he fights Jorge Mosvidal, very bad idea. See, Jorge is a better fight from the Nick or Nate Diaz. Oh no, no, no, look at what Jorge did to Nate. You're talking about MMA.

Oh wait, he's throwing Nick or he's talking about Nate? You said Nate. I'm talking about Nate Diaz. Nate Diaz, I think, has an easier time with Nate because I don't know that Nate hits as hard. But it doesn't matter. It's Nate's pressure. I think how tired it was against Woodley and Woodley really didn't throw. They don't get tired. Nate is going to be in your grill. So if you don't knock him out that first second round and you go eight rounds on that fifth, sixth, seventh, eight is getting IB a nightmare.

This is true. It's just volume, volume, volume, volume. Like, look at how many punches they threw. Yeah. It's gonna be quadruple that with Nate. Yeah. And Nate, Nate, Nate, um, although, and Nate's, Nate's forte, I mean, he's obviously jujitsu, he's, uh, great off his back, but he boxed.

Boxing, his thing. Yeah. The only thing is I would say is that, that I, I am really impressed with how hard Jake hits. So I don't know that if Nate is in this grill like that, I don't know if anybody's head can take that kind of pressure. So- So they're knocked out once.

Yeah. So Nick, I think Nate's a better fight. I think Nick is real trouble and I think Jorge is real trouble. I think a guy, I think he has to stay away from guys like Kevin Gaslam, guys like even the guy who beat- This is stupid talking about the UFC fights.

Bad ideas. Tell me who you want to fight. Because all those are unrealistic. Because they're on a UFC contract. So Dana's gonna have to play ball with showtime and they hate each other. It could like a con or could happen because it's such a big payday in Dana likes money

and so does Espinosa, so that could possibly happen down the road. But unless it's a massive, massive payday, Dana's like, you know what I mean? It's kind of too small for him. Better boxer, but he's too small. Yeah, he's too small. But, Connor, I don't wanna see somebody who's,

I don't wanna see somebody, I'm torn because I love this kid and I don't wanna see him get beat up by somebody who's really good I'm not interested in that. I love his got boxing for three years, dude But that's why he should stick with these MMA get correct. I don't want to see him fight some Fight this I would love to see after the watching last night you beat out of here So you don't give me one legit match up I need to be done a few times. So give me one legit matchup.

Cause I can't think of anybody that Anderson's over. Anderson's over be a good matchup. And I think Anderson probably beats him. You would think. I think so. Let's just see who the little shop is. Yeah, I mean, that's a big deal. And Anderson's,

Oh, it's Anderson now. 47, 6. Yeah, by 46. Maybe even and then Damn, I'm good. I would love to see that that's the fight I'd like to see Be the smart next step like you're fighting an actual like striking expert instead of just these wrestlers who also fight correct That would be that would be that's idea like you'd be I'm it's Nick Diaz too much warm That would be that's idea like you'd be I'm it's Nick Diaz too much See if you if you care about him. I don't like those Diaz brothers. I don't even they can box do and I do care about them They can box. Yes. That's the thing. I don't want to see this kid

Take a whole bunch of head trauma. I love what he's doing for the sport and he's fun And I love these challenging. Would you watch would you buy another wood Lee rematch? I would I don't well I don't care about I would. Well, I don't care about them. I would, but I don't care. I think we see it again. I think we might see the same result. I think the time is on Jake's side and time is on a tyrant side.

Yeah, I think for Jake, the Cannon probably just need to move on from that. All right, you did that. Now, now let's fight. We want to make a real strike here. And we won that fight in the end of Square. Yeah, I give Woodley, and you know, I'm on biased towards Woodley.

I give you three rounds. Okay, me too. biased towards Woodley. I need three rounds. Okay me too I would do a real estate. I went to right So I'm I'm done with that But yeah, but they're just like to understand that and then there's Tommy Fury. There's a Woodley rematch Any of these UFC names you guys mentioned you get to realize the UFC would have to be in on the deal and that's such a nightmare Yeah, is there anybody who's a retired boxer who's now 50? Collective. See, I don't know if you can still keep doing that either.

Fightin' older guys, like people are making fun of them. Yeah, it gets boring. Like, would they make sense? You just retired, you know? He's taking a shit to say for sure, man. Would these? What? 43? I think it's like, sure, man. What would these, what? 43? I think it's like, no, 39.

39, yeah, with these 39. Still 40 grades. Fast, shit. No, they're tired. Tyron was great. And I thought Jake Thomas was great to 30-rate shit in history. I thought woodley, he just like, you know,

these B-wout there, like, oh, was fixed. Wobwa, he had him rocked, he ain't going for the kill. Then you don't know what you're talking about. If you've ever seen Woodley ever, ever fight, especially his last five fights, he's just fight's tentative. He just doesn't pull the trigger. That's just his style.

Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know what they do with Jake. If you want to like wait, wait it out, wait for someone to come about, he could do that. Or there's the Woodley rematch or the easy payday is Tommy Fury. Well, yeah. And, or, or he does one more fight and moves on. No, moves on to work. It's too much money. He probably made 20 million last night. Not a money. He really didn't take too much damage. No. How much damage does it take in practice though?

How much? That's the price of... Maybe, that's the price, what's the thing to play that 15 million a fight? Yes it is. And he's 24? Yeah. And he's sparking for it? Don't really throw.

I saw like a couple of videos. That they do, Bubba. He didn't get ready by a shitty way. He trains with World Champion. Look at the, I just saw a video with this. Hey, I don't care what you see on social media. I'm telling you, I know from his team, he goes with World Champion. You at the, I just saw a video with this. Hey, I don't care what you see on social media. I'm telling you, I know from his team, he goes with World Champion.

You're not getting good like that. You want to get good this fast in three years if he's fighting ships. He's taking shots. Like, have you seen the videos him like beating up someone with a spine part of his leg, start you know? That's just for the gram.

Yeah, I heard he gets fucked up in practice. He's fighting real dudes. Yeah, you couldn't get that good this fast with fighting bumps. Correct. His team's pushing them and they have to be. I just don't know what it is. I wouldn't mind like we talked about last night like what's his ceiling, you know, like I'm so curious. Like I think he's his last fights against his brother and they make all the money in the world and then move on to what the fuck they want to do. Is his brother training as hard as he is? Oh yeah, Logan. Yeah, you saw him against Floyd. Yeah, yeah Is he got another fight coming up? No, no

rumors was a Logan for Santerson, but I think Jake Jake's the one the guys gonna go after yeah It's interesting what they're doing though. It's very interesting. I think he's... I think he puts people on notice. I like his ambition. He's got... Last night we found out more about Jake Paul, who did Woodley. Woodley's Woodley. He's a legend, Hall of Fame. With Jake, it's pretty fun.

He can do it. He's an outbar. For him to be able to do that in three years, he's a hundred percent. A hundred percent. But again, what's the ceiling? I don't know. His team has to... know that's his team

He was just like Bradley. They just don't I think he knows because he's around real boxes But like you know like Bradley Martin was like all fight Dylan Dennis like okay Okay, you know like I know you bench 7,000 pounds to like it's just it's just not the same thing well Yeah, when you get in there, it's just it's just start But then it's when you can't breathe and you're really. And then it's his team like after that. Woodley fight. Yeah, I don't know his team, you know, they are. They're like, dude, that was too easy. Let's go for a fucking

who those shoves junior. And then it's going to get dicey. At their smart, though, this is all this money. All they're just printing. Oh, he looked at his junior, even though he lost to fucking anis is a legit boxer. Dude, he's 50 and four. He was 50 and 4 world champion yeah that's just wasn't his dad that's his and yet no heart is lazy you know but I mean by the way people say he's lazy but you know to be the kid of a great champion like that and grow up

with money the way he did in privilege I've always been impressed with him it's hard it's fucking hard to have options and be able to still be a fighter on his level. You get a real nasty job. He did a decent job. Yes, he did. He's way tougher than he should. You would not want him versus Jake.

That's the same thing. I think it's still that far. It'd be terrible idea. Yeah. And again, by the way, I'm not interested in that. Okay, so Travis beats him. Well, no shit. He said he had a hundred fights. We've been boxing since he was in diapers. Yeah, so Chavez beat him. Well, no shit. He said he had a hundred fights.

We've been boxing since he was in diapers. Yeah, so and then Jake gets all fucked up and stuff. I'm not interested. Yeah, I like these fights. I thought the time of Woodley thing was perfect. It's entertainment. Yes, and it was a good fight, man. He looked great.

You know, for somebody who's been boxing for 10 minutes. Because I left right away at the get home. Did you guys get out late? Yeah, well me and Bradley started talking. And then Josh Thompson, who's just great. We just hanging out. You missed a good time in LaHoye, man. I would move there if I could do my business there.

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a person. For me, it's, yeah, I'm, that's my ideal. Like, that's where eventually, if, you know, the plan is, if everything goes right, I'll end up there. I'm not leaving California, but I'd go there. I get it. That's fucking nice. We did the the thick boy bike club San Diego chapter and my boy Jason Kid, not the basketball player, another guy, put it on, dude. We meet there, I don't know, a few hundred people there and they donate bikes like we raise money, donate bikes to the kids, underprivileged kids, and then we ride out, but it was just like, you know, I didn't promote it. This guy put it together and they do them.

And this Jason guy is such a nice fucking person. He saw his kid has autism, he's dead as dementia and he's like during the pandemic dude, I like, I had horrible depression, I just need to do some, so, sorry Ryan Bites, I started getting fucking really into Bikes, but they're like, you see that cruiser, don't be mad.

He's chased by, come in, in men's, don't be mad to like. I don't like that. I'm like, look, bro, I like, you see that cruiser, don't be mad. Is Chase bike coming in men's? Don't be mad to like. Don't be mad to like. I'm like, look, the brother, I'm legs, it's thick right there. Very happy to like. So, it's Chase bike for adults, or did they do it? No, he's standing up, his bike's the same size as mine. Okay, okay.

So they ride like beach cruise. There's cruise around town on beach cruise. There's no gears. There's no gears. But I knew it wasn't like my, because I write specialized mountain bikes and road bike, like real bikes. They cruise around for a great benefit

and great cause, which is all fun. But I knew it was gonna be different when he goes, shall I get up here man? I'm like, oh, but he won't call me out dude. And he gets to me and I go, all right man, he goes, you know, we're happy to have Brandon here

and he donate the bikes. And he goes, today's not about what set you from, blood, cripple, don't matter. Oh my, he goes, here we donate the bikes. And he goes, today's not about what set you from. Blood, crib, it don't matter. I don't know why. He goes, here we just ride bikes. I look at your Jagger, are we no bikeer, Kay? He's like, are we no legit bikes go gay?

I was like, which one's blood? I was like, what the fuck? You're sad. It's like 1995, I'm doing mad TV, and I've never done TV before, and I've never, not really been in LA. I mean, I've been there once before, but I'm just in LA, and I'm doing mad TV and I've never done TV before and I've never not really been in LA I mean I've been there once before but I'm just in LA and I'm doing a TV show and I'm on a set And I didn't know anything and I never forgot there was a kid who was wearing he was this regular kid

He was like a costume guy or whatever and he was in that he had a red Red shirt and a red fucking Bandana dad, yeah like a bandana and something, I like that. And these fucking people came up who were secure and they go, hey, we don't feel comfortable with him with that stuff, man. He's we're at, he's we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're at, we're like, huh? What do you mean? And I was like, we'll just get a cup and they're like, no, get the fuck it. It's just a different life. You're like, wait, what? I didn't know what the fuck was going on. You did that movie. You had a, yeah, was that bloodshot? Shot collars. Yeah, but the security

was all blood. Yeah, yeah. Shot collars just hung there. Now it's less. I think they don't, now I don't wrap the red and blue though as much All right, let's stay out of this pop up. Yeah, you don't want to I remember when I was still active. Yeah, it's still pretty active. Don't wear those colors Yeah, I remember I remember he'd be fine if you wear those colors. Yeah, you'd be good Yeah, you don't Yeah, you don't walk dude. I remember when I was a kid I I wore that cup hat all the time with the Indians out The Indians hat was red like I wear now I wear that cuz it reminds my childhood and then the cubs hat I drew

Beard see you know I'm a fine like seven I draw a little beer pop prints on the bill with a blue hat in the red sea And my friend who's black I went to his house for like a play date or whatever just went over there and as soon as I We walk in you know the mom's like all right You guys even go down the story right there and she was oh honey honey. hey, no, no, no, you're not wearing blue around here. And I was like, what? That's when I was like, what are you talking about? She was like, I don't want you to get hurt. Damn.

And I was like, over my cobsat, I, I, I felt fucking pulp in front of the front. She's like, you just can't wear around here. She was your mom to kill me if you got hurt. Damn. Like that part of your cobsat? Yeah, that part used to be intense, like the color thing.

With a, but like, like, I mean, now they kind of just wear, you know, whatever, whatever. But like, I mean, they're still active, you know, to me. Me and my friends, we'd even notice that we were walking late by Bucket and I'm all in Aurora late. Saturday night, we had nothing to do. You just walking around, went to Red Rob, and because the waitress was hot, I'm like in ninth grade.

And I got this new old Navy jacket. And it was red. And then my other friend had a red thing on, and we were like, I got this new old Navy jacket. And it was red. And then my other friend had a red thing on. And with me, I'm like, I can three white boys, dude. We're walking and this fucking black dude comes running up with his hand underneath his hoodie. He goes, why y'all flamed up? Because I was like, what?

Flamed up. And I was like, flamed up. And I was like, I thought he meant out of breath. I was like, we started running when we saw you. He's like, way off flameed up. He's like, take that shit off right now. He's like, you're in blood, whatever, blah, blah. And I was like, oh shit.

Oh my God. I was like, oh my God, this is really going down. So you're like, take that shit off in my friend. He's just, he's like, the biggest soy boy you've ever seen played like tennis, which back then wasn't cool. I remember he took his off real fast. And I was like, all right, I took mine off like,

Jesus, calm down, dude. And then when I saw the gun, I'm like, oh hell no. And then he's like, spit on that shit. And he's like, he's like, spit on that shit. You know, I was like, faking it. And I look over my friends go, I was like, dude, that's your jacket. I never let him live it down to. I remember when you're so scared here you Hock the The problem is you'll be a fucking jack shot over with Donmer's that's all that's even me being like kind of joking about like do calm down We I told you this story before but in my one of my first size in LA I'm fucking white guy and we go to this party my friends. Thanks me some party just girls everywhere and then we come out and my buddy, who's black, was a writer and he was with his girl. And he grew up in Crenshaw. So we come out and this Mercedes full of

like, it was like four black dudes. And they were kind of like, they were, they looked the older. They were probably like, I don't know, they looked like they were late 20s. And the guy just goes like this guy goes, he says something like, I like a girl, or something like that, or whatever. And my friend goes, I like you, I like you wheels, man. And he goes, yeah, yeah. All right.

And he's, but he's, he's being disrespectful. He's like looking at his girl. So you know me, I'm like, hey, but I'm afraid. I'm like, I'm not afraid of you fucking guys, because I'm gonna punch you in the face. That's when I was young. I really was that idiotic. You ready for it.

So I'm like this, I'm going like this, and I'm going. I'm looking at him like this, but they're not noticing me. And he, and he's from Crenshaw, and they're having a conversation, but he's smart as, but he's being super, super, he's laughing, and he's from Crenshaw and they're having a conversation, but he's smart as but he's being super super He's laughing and he's going man love man. I'm jealous you car man. All right Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right and I go I go what do you don't be afraid of those guys I'll fight those fucking guys. They're fucking being disrespect for your girl and he goes hey Brian. Hey Brian This is Los Angeles. They don't give a fuck about they're not gonna fight you

You know what I said I go, but there's so many people around there I choose you know, if you learn jail because they shot somebody went do you think they're Such a wake up call to me I thought I was like we'll have a physical son of bloody nose You're gonna get shot in the face. I wish cows in their cow cut another thick flying his web You don't say last night. She's a dimey. No Saturday night.

Saturday Friday night. Friday night. It was the night I got there. Friday, our Friday night. I guess you start carrying a camera around. I know, man. I know. He's walking down. People are like, notice them and shit.

Oh and Jake, shit on a scooter. Oh, you shot on the scooter? No, he felt like he That's a big dude on his hands and knees and his knuckle. You can see like the white of his knuckle because it ripped the skin I mean he was so mad. So we're going down. We're going to STK the steakhouse down there San Diego and we're driving down there and My my bike was fully powered so I was like flying by everybody and I'm going to have those little lights on the front Like so I just turn on checking everybody I see three lights. You know that's cool. Go in there I turn around I just see two lights

Oh, and my boy Greg the car guys up there I'm like hold on and we go back and Jay so mad. Jay so mad kicking the fucking school. What the heck? He fucked up his watch. It didn't have his new Grand Seiko watch. Yeah. He didn't have breaks. And the light went from yellow to red.

And we kept going. And he's like, no, but he can't slow down. So he turned real sharp and went, took Google. Nothing more painful. We're in the car, no one's talking. Oh, it's scraping your shit on the street. Dude, it worked.

Hey, we're in the car, no way. So can I go Jay's not upset a word since the crash He told me he goes I wanted to slam is so bad She's goddamn fucking on sale. Wow, okay damn man. Yeah, yeah, let's fucking hurt. And he had raspberries all like the whole structure. Well, fucking, the one thing that people never talk about is when you go to like Greece, you go to the islands, you go to Bermuda, they rent moats.

Yeah. And when you're in Rome, you get a moat pad. Dangerous. I was at the hospital my buddy We got in a car accident my buddy Jimmy Burke had to get his shoulder. He's all fucked up And I stood there while and I'm not you They brought one Young person in after another from all mo pets you got a Bermuda you got a dog talk to the doctors

Dr. Dr If you want I'll tell you what I can do your favorite you could run a mo-ped, you've never ridden one. So what you should do is instead of running a mo-ped, let me take a sand or tear skin and a base part of that. And it's like that, because you may as well, just go ahead and catch it. Yeah, it's the fucking injuries. Sock dude.

Sock. Mm-hmm. I like your guy, Greg. Greg, yes, yeah. Yeah, your car guy. Yeah, dope. Dude, my, my, this girl I know from, from after. Oh, you didn't can go to the car

We enter cars and coffee out there which out there it might be the one in Malibu is pretty fucking big But it's confined area wait, so it's similar to what you take tiger to what's car Car yeah, all the well no, it's like a gathering every Sunday There it was I think Saturdays and San Diego and Sundays in Malibu cars and coffees to anyone with dope cars Like it's usually the same guys everybody goes there with their for our is in lambles and with learn yeah the talk It's like those motorcycles. Yeah, that's correct. Yeah, yeah, you know Not well, I like cuz I Guys gonna meet you at 10 a.m. ago

That's just yeah, I just don't like it Well, it's weird to me when people are arrogant because they own a Lamborghini. I wanna be like bitch, you didn't make it. You, there's nothing to do with it. Yeah, and you taught where my dad is a member of this club. Sometimes they'll bring like these crazy, they brought a $4 million car there. Like Bugatti.

$4 million. Bugatti's a four-year. Is that, why are they, is that how much they are? I didn't believe it. Pagnoggy, so saw whatever they're fucking three minute they'll have they'll bring their for our is they're all just kind of hanging out and what's amazing is usually older dudes older white guys in uh... for our outfits

they they rock they rock the whole get up and out of them out it comes out of the and they're the full get up and they're just hanging out and they're just walking back and forth the day this had cowboy boots on leather pants and this Ferrari red jacket and gloves and his hair was all and he's just there. He pulled his car up and he's there to answer any questions you have. Yeah, damn. But something has such stupid money like you might like him to those Lexus.

Forget their what they're called. They're super rare. They're super car, LF, LF, I love it Lexus, I love it Lexus by the way. I don't, no, I can't stand them, but, I'll ask that. The toilet, yeah, I'll ask that. It's just, I just don't fuck with anything,

I'll ask that. Not German or European. Oh really, I don't touch them. What would be good for you? Apparently, that's nice car. None of this stuff's good for you, but like those cars are super rare. And there's five of them.

And it was all from the same owner. And we talked to the guy, I go, what the fuck would you buy five of these? He said, because there's only like, I don't know, 50 of them. He said, if I own five, it helps the market out. You so I can, I dictate the market when I sell it. That these four will go.

Oh, that's pretty dope. I was like, oh my god, you got money, dude. Yeah. How much are those? I mean, that one's 370, you're not touching it for prior to 700 right now. And it's just crazy fast, or what are you talking about? Fast, and I suppose again, I don't give a fuck

as Japanese, but supposedly the drive is insane. Like Greg was like, you talk all that shit about Japanese cars, but I guarantee you drive the thing, you're gonna try and buy one. You don't give a fuck about that thing. I take up my GT2 or I take up for I over all day. Yeah, you're just precious against that. Yep, can't stand him.

But I mean, can I talk to you? I don't talk to you. I can't talk you into it at all. Nope. If anyone's gonna talk me into it, it would be Greg and I was just like, no, I'm good, dude. Greg's got his knowledge.

Oh, what? Yeah, peace. But you're saying fuck it. It's Japanese. Like this. Is that doing thing for you? I said toilet. You like it.

Yeah, I like the lines. I like the blood, ass, at the back. You're a car guy, Brad? No, no, no, from it. But I'm fascinated with, I will say, like I was telling you before, I really appreciate fashion now because I watch some of those shows and I see how talented those motherfuckers are. You see those people. They are some of them are so gay. It's like the way they dress

they're just they show up in a costume. There's such unique characters. Holy fuck are they artists? Wait a fashion, you go to fashion show? There's a show called Nexon Fashion and these are the, they already established fashion designers, but they'll make them do shit like you know, they'll just be like you have two days come up with underwear or two days come up with sportswear or a suit and dude they are well there it is. Okay, yeah, so fucking good and insanely good and they fail too. I mean it's amazing. He's a designer designer himself. Yeah great guy and fucking hilarious. It sounds like it's similar to What's her name Heidi Klums project runway? Yeah, yeah

It also makes me proud of my country because we live in a society where people like that who would in like in Afghanistan That guy would be thrown from a fucking roof and and and And in Afghanistan like I was a folk singer like Claire they murdered him. He was a comedian He was a tick he made tick tock songs they tortured him and then they killed him because they said we they we don't want That type of music and they they they they execute the comedian and and those fucking assholes and you see people like this who are primarily gay very different And incredible and they make this the world that we live in. Whether you like, no or not, they make the world a good place.

That's all in place. That's every thing. Everything. Correct, because they're artists. And when you have a society that takes people like that and throws them from roofs or in prisons, them or whatever, you're a fucking idiot because your society is actually weaker

and not interesting. Yeah. So anyway, it's pretty cool man to watch what they do. I heard our boy Tim Kettigan some shit this week didn't he about this? No. A bunch of former military were like saying like, you know, going hard in the pain on Tim,

but it sounds like Tim was trying to help and he gathered a bus of like two buses of people who were stranded out there and then he was trying to get them through to the airport. So, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

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Look at me, people he saved you. They say he drove two bus filled with people trying to get out. But it just doesn't work like they get out, they go through the process and make sure that you know they're not terrorists coming here. Yeah. Finding them is a big problem. Getting them on is a big problem.

Right when I get on the ground. We're doing our Connisties of a new rat line a spot that we're planning every trying to smuggle some more people through I don't around the car look at the top of the building. There's Taliban listing posts Obsession posts with trained observers that were looking to the airfield to try and identify All of the American forces were that a sniper rifle up there. I'll see was to be prepared to deal death against American forces. And Afghans are trying to get out, saying the operation had to be shifted a few hundred meters behind another building,

so those guys wouldn't shoot at us. Can you say that a variety of people who are American citizens, Christians, orphans, pilots, teachers were rescued during the missions? I'm sorry, people are upset at our guy Tim Kennedy. He's Captain America, man. Yeah. But I think the issue is He's Captain America, man. Yeah. I think the issue is by him doing that,

like going rogue. I don't know the exact situation, but from what I hear from these haters, it's him going rogue. It caused them to like have to focus on his people, but then other families didn't get out, but it sounds like he got a bunch of people out. So how can be mad at the guy?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm gonna be a fan of, out. So how can he be mad at the guy? I don't know. I don't know. No, I don't know. No, I don't know. No, I don't know. No, I don't know. No, I don't know.

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Embrea, that's awesome. Oh, that's awesome. How was your show? It was great. Was he fun? Yeah, it was a lot of fun. Your favorite club? Yeah, I love that damn club.

Good club. Yeah, that's a great club. The acoustics man, you know? Sure. It was really good in there. You've done, you've done Buffalo. Oh yeah. Two plans.

Yeah, it's a piece to get through. Why took a train? You took a train, so you went to New York? From Manhattan. How long did the train take? I did the Gotham, I did a train to Syracuse and then a train to Healy. See, I can't do that.

That was when I was a younger man and didn't have all the kids. Yeah. It was tough. But even a train abum out. It abum out. I'm going to the train station. Oh, two planes. Are you going this weekend, bro? No, I'm going two weeks.

Right? September 9th, too. Yeah. When we're in San Jose. But good club, you liked it, right? Loved it. Great club, great food, great hotels there. Yeah.

What hotel do you stand? I forget it's haunted though, and you'll find out because it's on the haunted tour and this is how I found out. I've tried to drop it off. I was sitting there doing this. Look, cool haunted shit here, man. And you stayed at that hotel.

Well, I didn't know. It's where they booked us, you know, they don't give a fuck about ghosts. And I go, like, where's the tour going around? Buffly is, dude, there's a lot of old shit here in Buffalo. Here's the tour, she starts, yeah, where I'm dropping off. She's the first stop on the hunt to tour. Is it a place hunt as fuck?

Mean J. We're so scared. We slept together, slept with the lights on. Oh, this was that place. Slept nuts to butts. Is that right? Oh yeah, I was scary. You said your closet kept opening or something? My closet kept opening, who knows?

Yeah, it doesn't scare me. Yeah, so what was the lights on or what? You don't get scared of that shit? You're good. You're fine. Now in fact, if it's haunted, I'm gonna definitely stay there. And I'll stay in the haunted room.

Well, wherever they put you up, that's probably it. But if you're like, oh, you roll like that. You know when they're like, oh, don't stay in that room, I want that room, please. Why? I turn all the lights on. Why is that? I enjoy that.

You never really hear anything happening, either. Yeah, like, name the last time someone was like, dude, I was in that fucking ghost slash my wrist. And I'll stay there They never do anything I'm with I just can't sleep Yeah, it'd be hard for me to sleep. I can't sleep like if we were to go in there Just like to see the shit and like watch whatever eerie things that it does Yeah, but like like to sleep in there. Yeah, I just don't want the negative vibes

The soons like came in you know the left-screws state or died. I think I don't want to do that So court my boy quarter did our old studio. Yeah, I just don't want the negative vibes. The songs like came in. You know the last girl who stayed there died I think I don't want to do that so court my boy court who did our old studio. Yeah, he brought a Big container that was found on a haunted ship and like here It was a big container just a big weird container like the kind of container of a human body you can fit in Move around then with a and all it had was one opening which was this This lid like you know the kind of lead you put on a pot. It was a lid that you would put on it It's the weirdest fucking thing right and I'm not my Don't buy any of this but I would hear sometimes and so would my my ex-wife she would hear a baby crying in there and she would hear noises and

So one day we had in this back room and she wouldn't go in the back room and she wanted to noises. And so one day we had in this back room, and she wouldn't go in the back room, and she wanted to get rid of it. She's like, I don't like that room. I'm not putting on the back room. Yeah, why not go in the back room? Just a little bit. So I was like, no, so I was alone one day.

It was just nighttime. And I walked in that room, and I pulled the lid open. I put my head in it, and I closed my eyes. And I did feel the hair is raised in the back of my nose. Yeah, I got a little scared. Yeah, a little scared. Because it is a life in heaven. The house just get a fucking restoration hard when you go to the other one.

Because I enjoy that stuff. Because you like to go the distance. Yeah, I just not worry about it. You're a life in kids. That's hot, you know? Yeah, that's fine. Fuck with my kids, see what I do. If you're a ghost.

To a ghost. Fuck with my kids. What are you gonna do to a ghost? I'll punch it in this fucking face, and I'll go consult a book on demonology, and I'll figure out what I gotta do. The Buffalo, the grapefruit out there. Like the place, the Buflo, no, Buffalo Wings.

That's what they do out there. My dad, my dad. The original Buflo, in place, ain't great. But there's other great ones. So my dad, when he worked at a bank, they used to, when you got transferred a buffalo at the branch there, people like, fuck no. And he said literally everyone that would get transferred to Buffalo. And they're like, they would, they would retire there.

They would stay there because it's a nice town. It's home-task family. Yeah. There was talk of that, you know, they're, they're pride and joy is the Buffalo Bills, who I played three seconds for, but they, they're talking about, because that's everything. Warchard Park, Buffalo Bills, that's their fucking pride and joy. The time out, Buffalo relooking to Austin, that was the rumor. Austin Bills. It would be really weird because they've been the Buffalo Bills for a long time.

But they refuse to build a new stadium, like it's everything's there, it's all. Why, what do they do? They just somebody buys them and brings them over to Austin? No, or the city of Austin takes them in and then the the owner of the team Ralph Wilson, I think the Wilson family They'll just relocate it. They're not gonna sell it almost star my own New leaks at the hotel. Oh, oh you start your own NFL. No, that's a brilliant. No, I start my own team. Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, cuz that's so easy. So you know how teams work? So there's whatever, 32 teams in the league, you all have to vote. It's a nightmare. We all have to. So you think it's that easy? Just start your own team. So I'm on team, yeah, do that. I have to just come over the name.

Yeah, and then I'll see you be a billionaire. There's that too. Oh, that's that's that part too. And then you have to have all the infrastructure, the stadium, all that stuff. So I can't just, and then the governor and the commission everything has to pass. It's a nightmare.

So it's a process. So it's a nightmare. So it's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. I can't be like, let's call these guys the fucking runner. Brian Callan just can't do it. No. Report puts Austin the shortlist.

Austin's blown up. Members of the, The threatening move, they don't give him a stadium. It's just a move to get a new stadium They've what like maybe the best fan base Did the fan base that donate money to the other team like when something happens or like a fan gets hurt that like donate money Yeah, well, there's the Steelers who else What is your team broncos from Denver for got six broncos and then just by default being that way it's the Rams

The Broncos isn't Jason is it no raiders. He's raiders got it. Jason raiders weird kid Weird difficult even Like Bo Jackson which is fine, but both play like three years. I don't make sense The weird kid. That's shit though. Weird kid, man. Don't get an argument with him about, when he argues or has a point of view, he has done his homework.

I love conversations with Jay. Me and him got each other's face over the new Kanye album. It's alright to me. He's true. Oh, yesterday. Or something. He's serious.

I can hear y'all yelling. I was like, they're literally arguing over the first time you got him. I'm sorry you guys are You guys are serious. You're all young. Yeah. I was like literally arguing over the work I'm sorry you guys get into when when Jay was like I don't consider having kids for a mother I don't consider that like that much of a job and you were like you fucking it you guys got I got in this They heavy. Yeah, we're about to fight. I was crazy. Yeah, what about we're not like the fucking Johnny and Christian family. What are you fucking hit each other with a damn? Yeah, we don't play No, no, no, no, no, oh yeah, don't play that. No, I'm not gonna hit it with. Oh yeah, we'll go nose-nose.

He's not backing down. What did you fight about the Kanye out? Yeah, I just, I got a hundred Drake fan, he's a Kanye fan, and I just, the album's all right. I've been this long, it's all right. You're not gonna listen to it cruising down the street in your car. Jesus, we didn't make fucking pop music.

I'm like, yeah, but you want people like your music. This shit is weird. And it's like super religious. Like there's 26 on, so't make fucking pop music. I'm like, yeah, but you want people like your music. This shit is weird. And it's like super religious. Like there's 26 on switch. Nobody wants those 26 on. So I'm like, fuck who it is. It's still on 21. It's, I don't know where you're gonna play it.

But they released at the same time, right? They're gonna be like, no. No. Friday night. That's all, everybody's waiting for Connie released and they're gonna be like, who's gonna do it? Who's gonna do better, I wonder? I bet Drake does.

Cause he, it's more like, I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been, I'm way more into Kanye than Drake. I went down both rabbit holes and I think Drake's a little commercial for me. Kanye's, Kanye's different. I like it. Oh, Kanye's, they're both monsters.

Yeah, they're both monsters and what they do. You can like, both of them, yeah. Yeah, you can like both of them. I like both of them. I'm just not gonna, like, I listen to Kanye album, we listen all the way back from LaHoya last night from to the... You listen to why you're playing NBA Jam,

we're trying to see if I'm gonna like him. Yeah, but I listen to Drake and I get why he's commercial. Like, I get why people like him and I'm... He's doing on purpose. He's listening to, whereas I listen to Kanye and Kanye is always trying to do something different. Yeah, Kanye goes all out there.. Yeah, I think I think I guess I guess you could technically say Kanye is just more of an artist, but he's a guy that listens to like so much music.

So he finds inspiration. That's why he's able to go on. He's still an innovative man. He's fucking, you know, he's always been really innovative. Who was his, was it, was it, was you telling me this story about when he was a kid? And he was, he was like, he, he, oh, I think it was Jamie Foxx. Did you tell me this story about with Jamie Foxx where he, he, he, Gold digger, and he was like, the court, it was like three in the morning

cause, you know, Jamie Foxx at three in the morning was come down here and Jamie's like, what? And he goes, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, he comes down and Jamie, you know, Jamie's older and kind of famous and Kanye had a backpack on, like young. And he sang it and Kanye goes, that's not good man. He goes, do this again.

And he goes, but just let it go. Stop thinking so much. And he just gave him the thing. No, it wasn't gold digger, it was the other song. Okay. But the way he was talking about it was just like, the fucking kid, you're seeing the list. Exactly what he wanted.

Yeah. People like Kanye's influenced as far as fashion designers and artists, the fashion designers. No, not fashion designers, that's interesting. It's dirty, it's the who's who. Like, did I really? Had a Louis Vuitton Gucci, like he influenced everybody. Wow.

Yeah, or gave them their first opportunity, like, he's a monster. That's the difference with him. It's just, he's such an artist. On another level. He moves, the fucking world moves. He's always on. That's the difference with him. It's just, he's just, I'm not an artist. I'm another level. He moves. The fucking world moves. Mm-hmm.

He's always on his mind, man. But I'm definitely going to get more forward to the Drake album. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. It's fair. What do you got for us, Jen?

All right, and also I went to Vegas for one day on Saturday. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, for one day or one night. Literally, okay, one day, one night. So I left Saturday morning, stay there Saturday night and the left Sunday morning to fight companion. But I wanted to ask you guys,

I'm 44 right now. Yeah, not for you. My friends, right? So we went for my girlfriend's sister's birthday and our other friend's birthday. They went to Omni nightclub. Yeah. We paid 500 bucks each.

Mm. Right? And then music started pumping everything. I'm like, I can't be here. You're too old. I left in 50 minutes, right? You felt embarrassed, right? I felt like, yeah, this is not for me.

It's not doing all the cocaine or ex- Yeah. And you're guilty. Unless you're single too and you're like, try to get those bad guys out. That's what I'm saying, girls. Yeah, like, damn, what are you doing? And even then, exactly.

Exactly. But that'd be the point? It's fucking tough. I hate that stuff so much. It's like we're like a tool for it. Yeah, I can't be bothered. It's just not for me. It's annoying to me out there. You also feel kind of like a loser,

like paid all this money. Dude, it's so, no. I'd rather be at my house at a bottle of good whiskey and such. Yeah. There was like hot girls, but there's a lot of dudes and there's dudes behind us and we read that You know, we got that spot first it's 6,000 on a table

Yeah, and then the guys behind us are dancing and starting moving up my chair I'm like I'm gonna get into a fight or something. So I'm gonna happen You know, I'm gonna like get annoyed it's so night I'm not in a no But that's what they want for the briefcase of me paying and just showing them for like 15 minutes That's my gift right there. Yeah, I was just a bottle's a show, but that's what they want for the But they sell me paying and just showing them for like 15 minutes. That's my gift right there. Yeah, I know I know you've never been a club guy at all. That's called a depreciating asset You know you might go well. I had bottles services the worst so I see like older dies with that

They get order the bottles right six thousand dollar bottles. We have the sparklers on top. Oh God, dude How many girls on the do who hurt our shoulders who hurt you bro? Yeah, like what do I what what did you do when you're young? I'm only to do this. Yeah, I saw a guy and then there's this girl and she was doing the same thing with drinking It was that one of those clubs and bigs and he Took like a stack of like I don't know what it was $20 bills and went That made it rain. Oh, no 50 Yeah, my it's My age with a belly. It's a bummer.

This is a disaster. No, that's sad when they're that fucking old. It's a disaster, man. Ugh. But also if your plans get chicks with that money, just go, you don't kind of shit you get into for six grand at a strip club. You get that.

You get that. You're gonna shit. If you want to get crazy, that's where you spend your life. Yes, daddy. I mean, let's just cut to the chase. Yeah, what are we doing if you're trying to plan? That's the guy you want to get crazy, that's where you spend your life. Yes, daddy. I mean, let's just cut to the chase. Yeah, what are we doing if you're trying to flex? That's the guy he wants, but actually he wants the flex.

He wants the flex. He wants the flex. He wants the flex. He wants the flex. He wants the flex. He wants the flex. He wants the flex. He wants the flex.

He wants the flex. He wants the flex. He wants the flex. He wants the flex. He wants the flex. He wants the flex. He wants the flex. He wants the flex. He wants the money. He was a total nerd in high school. And he shows up at his high school union. He's 50 something. And he shows up at his high school union

with the most expensive Ferrari he can buy. And my dad goes, how'd he go? And he goes, he goes, I'm still a nerd. I'm still a nerd with a Ferrari. I was great. Still a nerd. I'm still a nerd, but I'm a nerd with a Ferrari. So I'm just a nerd.

That's awesome. We can admit that. Yeah, Jim.'m nervous. It's the first time. That's awesome, we can admit that. What do you got, Jim? All right, this is the first one. Apparently, there was a bomb threat at the Jake Paul at the time, with the fight. Someone called in an hour and a half before saying that they had 17 or 15 different devices in there.

So that could have been a disaster, if that was actually taken seriously. I thought it was a surprise, some haters just hating on Jake Paul trying to ruin his fight. Of course. And I mean, the amount of trouble this guy could get into for this kind of prank. Oh, the the find them. Yeah, so I mean they call the you know Bombs, stiff and dogs and stuff like that they didn't notice anything so that's why they let the fight Yeah, you're gonna be oh yeah, gone for a while. That's like a we call it federal offense. Yeah, I would have thought that I would find them

Yeah, you're also wasting a lot of resources and it's so stupid. – Yeah. – It also didn't work. You know, that's the other way. – Yeah. – Well, there's that. And I just saw this recently and the Cole Scherzinger, she's working out in a bikini. – Pizzicade dolls?

– Jesus. – She's like in her 40s. – I knew her a little bit and actually she's so beautiful. Oh yeah. She works on a bikini like that. At least for this video, I'm so glad. She's gorgeous, man. She is so bad.

Filipino. Her husband was the F1 shoe marker, I think. Really? He is ultimately in the world, in all the cars. Yeah. I feel a little awkward, I'd probably say. I have to say, don't do that, but also that's pretty hot thing. That body.

Yeah, you're tripping. But she's amazing. The body's, oh god, darn, she's bad. And how cool is this? So this is, I think how many years, 23 million? 43 million, your 43 million-year-old fossil was found, and it was a whale with legs, a jackal's head, and it could live in the sea and land. Well, don't fuck around with it, we'll say that much. I think, I don't know if that's a jackal's head, and it could live in the sea and land. Don't fuck around with it, I don't know, that's a jackal's head, but it'll bite your

fucking head off. 1300 pounds, too. That's huge. And that was discovered in Egypt recently. Yeah, back then, we're so sick. Back then, there were things that were even bigger than that. Oh, yeah. Like that megalodon shark, and just be like, oh, that's cool. I'm going to bite you in half. Back then there were things that were even bigger than that. Oh yeah.

Like that Megalodon shark, and just be like, oh that's cool, I'm gonna bite you in half. Mm. All right. That was cute. Some of Kat's current events. I don't know if you guys have seen this in any of the comments that you guys have on your social media, but the Nahi tweaking.

Like people started commenting on everything, Nahi tweaking. It's from Lil Nas X commenting about Tony Hawk's thing. I haven't blood on his record, usually on his actual blood. And Tony Hawk said Nahi's tweaking? No, no, Lil Nas X commented Nahi's tweaking. What's that about something like, you know,

what does that mean? Like he's saying, Tony Hawk's tweaking? Yeah, no, how do I explain this? How long are they here? It's all because of material artists. Christian, you're young. quasi beauty. I like, it's all because of the much artists, apparently, quasi beef skateboard legend, Tony Hawks. The whole thing seemingly began when brought to Little Nile's Ex attention that Hawks was selling skateboards decorated with paint and fused with blood.

Now that Tony Hawks has really sk really skipped with his blood paint on them and there was no public outrage. You're all ready to admit it. You're all were never actually upset over the blood in the shoes and maybe you were mad for some other reason. Huge character policy, you have any bigger problem,

the fact that he's a gay black man than the shoes themselves. Could be. Oh, and I was taking a lot of shit though, for a lot of stuff. I did, he does get a lot of hate I don't know I don't know if that's that though, but I shouldn't know and plus remember no much about this and plus remember the issues had actually Not in the Yeah, it was a night of COVID and it was a devil's shoe and they said it was a night

Honeyhog skateboard so they have this skateboard car. Well, it's not worried. Yeah, I don't care about blood. Like if it's, I don't care either way, I guess. I'm not buying skateboard or the shoes. He's his video. But at least Tony Hawk skateboard is Tony Hawk's skateboard. It's Tony Hawk. Was he video?

His video was the gas video. Yeah. But he's a gay man. No, it's like being mad at fucking T.I. I'm not mad. fucking T.I. For girls and just saying that a lot of people are like, the rap world's still the rap world. Like the rap, like, no, it's not even the rap world. Society is still like, I know we live in Hollywood,

so it's a little different. And everyone we, we act like it's not a big issue, but dude, listen. I've had, listen, I've played fucking Midwest and Texas and stuff like that. And I have those jokes referencing gay stuff They don't play that shit. Yeah, they just don't Right, it's not up to mic control. It's just a lot of people aren't that open mind. Yes

They on the scroll up This is later Instagram post by rap TV the page mentioned how hawk is hawk in the kitchen board for 500 bucks And as follows y'all rocking with it and little naz said followers y'all rockin' with it and little nods said, nah y'all tweaking. Yeah, that's how it happened. You know what, it's all good publicity for both of them. So there you go. Well Tony Hawk looks like an actual bird.

And he's a legend, but he's a bird. He does look like a bird. Yeah, he looks like a bird. He looks great. He looks like a mean fuckin' eagle. Yeah. Legend though. I'm not buying either, I don't give a fuck.

I'll buy the board. How much is the board? I've heard a box. That's a pretty expensive board. Yeah, I can't buy the board anymore. Are boards expensive? A complete board like they trust and all that usually got like 150. Yeah. But like for just the board itself, just the deck with Tony 500, that's expensive. Yeah. I'm not I'm not buying it hanging up in my house. I love Tony Hawk. Yeah, me too. Yeah. I remember when he did the 900 watching on TV. This video game changed the game. Yeah. Where's he got change? This is related to so apparently after that

Nahi Tweekin started going viral. I guess Bradley Martin. He posted something and there was like all over his Instagram as well, whatever this is Not he's too good. She's gorgeous. Ridiculous. That's girlfriends. You know, the hip thrust.

He's so fucking strong. He's weird strong. He's a monster. He's a mom strong. He's weird strong. He's a monster. He's a monster. He's a monster. He's been Oh, I'm running grassy, but not he tweaking dude And and who is that gal? I'm just curious. I'm only curious. Is she tagging here? Yeah, I didn't look like it. There's a bunch of people It's got to be that one. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's just make sure everything's alright. Let's make sure

She has all our stuff. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, let's just make sure everything's alright. Let's make sure She has all our stuff. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah Yeah Is that a photo shop? No, I don't think so. I'm gonna say no Oh, wow, but wow, that's her in her friend Well, good for her well, you know, that's a nice bum. That's when you're serious Well, you know that's a nice bum. That's when you're serious I'm from we call it a nice bum. I don't know. Yeah, I I don't know this. I'm just all I'm saying is that she seems like she's a real athlete. You know, I don't even see curves

How about that? Well, I'm just looking at bump. All right, and there it is. Okay. Well, she's gorgeous. Yes. Yes. I would say that I would say we get it. You know, we get it. I got you there. It's not like overly big either. It's just, no, it's what's called kind of perfect. I'll be honest with you. It's pretty nice. You're into that kind of thing. If you're into perfect, I mean, the girl gets a dump runner. Mm-hmm.

Back it up and dope. All right, chain, get her out of here. Let's go with this one here. Yeah. How about this? Parents are ordered to pay $45,000 worth of porn for their son, because they throw out boxes of full of his sex toys and porn.

And he's 43 years old. He had a divorce. 10 years ago, they moved in with his parents. Okay, something like that. It's been tough. Is this Stevie? Is this Stevie Weebie? Fuck, dude.

Yeah, it sounds like things are not. A trove of porn out. Antois. Moor out 10 months later. I mean, who knows, it could have been taken up the whole house and they were like, this stuff is in the way. That could be a thing.

His dad wrote, I did not possess your porn, it's gone. It has either been destroyed as foes dove. I may well have missed a few items that are now in your possession. But at this point, if you don't have it, it's gone. Ditto for your sex toys and smuddy magazines. Frankly, David, I did you a big favor getting rid of all this stuff. I think you're with the dad. Yeah. Defelection was a 30 grand. That's insane. 30 grand of of but that's pretty much But you know about this kid soon as parents like I mean, he's not a kid after living with 43 years old like a real I'm living with 10 years man. Wow 30 grand. You know what? It's a moving out thing. He's probably trying to get started now 43 and and that's what I guess pouring back now

But also who has troves of actual porn you cuz you get on the internet I don't know if you can get 40 on 40 on there, my man. And everything you read is on there. Listen, if that doesn't get to rocks, I've you got problems. I guess you'd rather have your VHS. He's probably got them label. magazines. Probably got everything, you know. He's got toys and shit. That's toys, but up in the air. That's what I'm saying. That much money.

How many pictures do you have? I don't know. I don't see what he looks like. I got an idea what he looks like. Probably the same guy's sewing. Why doesn't look like Bradley Martin? No, no. It's not something he's working. I like the frankly David, David, frankly David, that's what they were lying.

That's exactly. That's what I picture every negative comment I've ever gotten. It's a bad guy. It's a guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm That is so funny.

That's what I picture every negative comment I've ever gotten. It's that guy. It's that guy. What a bean. That's that mom dad. Oh, good. That's him down there. Oh, that's him.

No, the guy. Oh, that's the parents? Oh, yeah. Okay, okay. No, I don't know what that's. Oh, that's him. No, that's not him. No, that's not him.

I think it's just a thing. He's got a wedding ring. With the articles. It's probably a different picture for something else. No, well, well either way. You can it's got to be that guy He looks like well frankly David frankly David. We got really your porn you scumbag I've David I will never I've never never never watched pornography in another have I know where I watch you? I've had to towards willing to be very disturbing, women are not object free to masturbate to.

There are people created by God just as your should be treated with respect. Do you need, I have to get you out of the basement and your Cheeto fingers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Yeah, mom, dad, that's the dad. It looks like mom and dad look like great Sun's gonna look like them combined It works what else got All right next one is a Kanye album thing So he's saying that the album was released without permission and then they they took off at the jail two song because they had a future. Marilyn Manson, the baby. And the baby.

Both canceled and he had them on the song. Great song. That's probably the best song on there. Jail two. Interesting. It's great. But they released it without his permission. They're probably like, do you just fucking release it?

And then they put it up there, which usually isn't cool, but the people, so yo, J. Hold up hold up. Hold up. You managed your car. The second post was supposed to reach out to chemistry with the baby himself telling that the album won't be coming out and asking if he knew that his manager wasn't

clearing the track when baby, the baby said he did it. What's offered further support? Yo manager cap. They tried to stop you from coming in. The people nice to you trying to destroy you, but God got bigger plan. And then the sun. me. So was it.

As barely I guess Chris Brown was on there. Uh, soldier boy, soldier boy got taken off. Someone else got taken off. Why did soldier boy? But they think that's Kanye doing that and then just trying to be like, oh, they did it man. I didn't know what happened. Why did soldier boy get to know? There was controversy with him before too. Now, that's not good. That he's really spun songs. Well, speaking of soldier boy get to who knows there was controversy with him before to now. It's not good that he's released a bunch of songs Well speaking of soldier boy. He assigned Chek Hank's to his record label So do you guys the limit

Boom boom club. This is a well soldier boy does the only healthy no He's always like that healthy no he's always looked like that my new artist Jehan's sons of anarchy I'm gonna baby big big hands baby yeah. Yeah. Woo. What do you think Tom Hanks does when he sees this? Yeah.

It's just crying. It's success. It's so weird. You fucking idiot. He said this sweet guy though, Chad. Yeah, I like Chad. I'm a fan. I think he has a huge enormous fan base, all different walks of life enjoy him,

like seeing him on a social media. So I think it's a huge. Yeah. What, yeah. You think his album would be huge? I think it's a huge. Yeah. What, yeah. You think his album would be huge? I think he would be huge, because he has that personality. I don't know, everyone likes him.

Chet Hanks, Chet Hanks. How huge? How huge? Like, I think he's gonna be big. I don't think about music as you still gotta, you know, I don't know what is it? His songs are pretty good. So that would be a lot of life.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. And produce really well. I hope so. And soldier boy has some fucking hits, man. Yeah. Okay. I'm pretty really well. I hope so. And soldier wise, I'm fucking hit, man. Yeah. Okay. I can do. Yes, he is. This is not that new, but I thought this is pretty crazy. This is called cash and transit drivers. And this guy was an ex cop, a retired cop who's driving

and then also someone else who's a security on this little, what do you, what do we call this, the CIT truck and So the robbers try to get them and this is in Pretoria South Africa. Oh, I see this I saw this I'm a see it. I'll play for the video. Oh This was their fucking all this them trying to shoot. Yeah This guy even looks like like James Bad motherfucker man. He's doing doing invasive driving. Mm-hmm. So they're just chillin' with it.

See that shit? They're shooting at him right now. Yep. Toilet of land cruiser with bulletproof windows. Yeah, they're straight up trying to kill him. Fuck. To take the money. Watch him get that gun up.

Watch this guy. I know this gun is sick. This dude doesn't know what to do. Like he has panicking. Yeah. Yeah, his eyes got way bigger. Oh, they're trying to rub him off the road, too? Yeah.

They're trying to kill him, man. That shit. Boom. Oh, it's that car there? Yeah. So now we get the gun going. This guy's up. I don't know.

He's driving. Come on, you can't. I love this. And he's driving really well, well to under stress. Oh, yeah, he's about us. What's your entire car? Mm-hmm watch this ready watch this They're trying knocking them off the road. Yeah, they're just chasing them and shooting them You live space. We're down the right. When people are actually trying to kill you, it sucks. Yeah, he's trying to control his breathing. I can tell.

You got in the back. The bad ass. What is that? There goes another spot here. Do you honk his horn? We can tell. It's so bad ass. You say they're gonna shoot? Yeah.

Which one? Yeah. Still shooting a ton. You saw the guy that got a kill. Look at that. They're shooting off your... God, that fucking car is bulletproof. Yeah.

All those cars are that carry the... Oh, yeah. Dude, they're fucking... So they have a whole duck or anything, they're just like... Holy fuck. This guy's too. And the guy gets away? Unfortunately...

No, what do you mean unfortunately? I'm saying the home blade. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no? To wait for him with his gun. Yes, watch you see him So you find a spot here and then he grabs his gun Opus door this guy's like here's the gun dude. He's like yeah come at me. He's up But the guys eventually they took off without getting because they realized this guy Holy shit. Do that remind the the aunt of those kids that I was in the car crash with the the aunt reached out and I'm gonna meet up with the kids in the aunt.

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. That was what they said. I think it's a different language. It's gonna be tough. Oh, where they are. They're not out of shape. They're speaking African. Right day to. Oh no, it's in different languages. It's going to be tough. Where are they? They're not a special type of speaker. I've got a great day to come and take a look at this.

I'm going to take a look at this beast and the toilet. And the toilet is about the... Look at how many shots there are. It's been from the camps of the insides. And it's really fascinating just analyzing how the other contact went down and how the impact went. So yeah, it's hoping you could talk us through it.

If it wasn't for this beast, we wouldn't have had this conversation with you. Now, thanks for giving me the opportunity to be alive still today. And I actually, she performed really awesome that day. Like I said, I was like, she. Like I said, did she take great... It's a great It sounds Australian right? Nice it's South African South African God damn it videos in 10 I know it gets your blood users right?

He has to make you feel when people just want to kill you for money The other friend was like this His eyes were like He's like get the fucking useless No I'm like it's not for you I'm not gonna get the fucking useless I'm not gonna get the fucking useless kill you for money. The other friend was like this. His eyes were like, I'm so fired up. He's like, get on.

Get the fucking gun. He's like, get the fucking gun. He was like, it's not for you. It's not for you. You saw how I, I didn't, you can't use you. What else you got, Jen? I think that's pretty much it.

Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah. Oh no, this, this, I love this. Are we able to play this? Yeah, yeah. It's him doing a cover. It's a little kid. Oh, what a little bad up. In that Fortnite t-shirt.

That was dope. He keeps going. So I said do that. I'm doing it man. I like how he knew exactly where to go to the black neighborhood. No, I can't. That was a good one. No, I can't. Yeah, I can't. All right, that was a good show. Yeah.

Yeah. Hi, kids. September 9th, 11th. I'll be in San Jose with the boys. Chappelle Lace out Lacey's and David Lucas. San Jose improv that September 9th, 11th and the big boy, San Antonio, Texas. One show, September 24th, which is Friday.

One show, September 25th, which is Saturday at the Bud Light event center And then mama I will see you September 30th through October 2nd Denver Colorado comedy works downtown Other one on there is Las Vegas October 7th through the night at the new wise guys in Las Vegas Helium Comedy Club. See you in Buffalo September 9th through 11 September 23 25 I'm in Denver, Colorado with the comedy works downtown September 30th October 2nd I saw the a does these graphics. I say he came to a little. Yeah. Oh He's like I do the great. Oh, yeah guys date. Yeah, good. He was nice. Mm-hmm. I see there. I tried to steal shoes

Kaggle, Illinois September 30th to October same dude dude. I forget the guy's gentleman's name. Who gave us all. Yeah. How dope this though? Candle. Wow. You do any shoe. Wow. How dope is that? Like that smell that daddy. It smells good. Oh man. It's nice. Smell like feet. Oh, I like I'm going to catch a plane kids. I love you. No, I'm gonna lie to myself. I'm gonna lie to myself. All right, I'm gonna catch the plane, kids. I love you, you've had it. No, September, the East Coast. September, eighth, I'll be in San Francisco at Cobb's Comedy Club, just a one nighter Wednesday, APM,

and then October 7 through ninth, Tampa, Florida at Side Splitters. Boom. Boom. Love you guys, bye. Bye. side splitters. Boom.

Boom. Love you guys. Bye. You're bye.