The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 725

Episode Date: September 7, 2021

The guys recap Bryan's trip to Delaware and Brendan's trip to Montana and talk getting farted on by horses, Brendan's response to Ariel Helwani, hilarious Virginia school board me...eting prank and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up kiddos this Thursday Friday and Saturday. I'm in San Jose with the crew David Lucas and Shepel laces out lacy San Jose improv this Thursday Friday Saturday and then two weeks and Antonio. I'm coming Texas Bud Light event center uh San Antonio the 24th and 25th one show each night get your shit together. But this Sunday the the NFL is here. And the excitement continues with Draft King Sportsbook. The official sportsman partner of the NFL Draft Kings is given all new customers a campness offer to celebrate the return of the NFL season. Bet just one dollar on any football game this weekend received 200,000. Oh, you wish $200 in free bets instantly, matter what that's right
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Starting point is 00:01:17 only new customers, only restrictions, by CDraftKings.com, such sports with your details. Gabbling Brown, call Wayne Hutter, Gambler, or Indiana, Wayne H way hundred nine with it. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's just absolutely you like the old man. He just looks great. You give me you He's 54 years old and he looks great. I mean, I mean, I'm just Bruce Lee pants. Oh I'm a Bruce Lee. Well, those are for these are little new lemons. Those are for sidekick. These are little new lemons. I'm different now. I got I got a Side central thing. He's got it. He's got a strong
Starting point is 00:01:46 Body. That is a so boy. So how do you say it? So we can do a backflip at 260 pounds. You need room. You're allowed to wear a room. Exactly. What do you want to do? Stratchy, dude. Yeah, there's a little limit. There's a parachute. Well, you know, Lulu lemon. No, no Why not? You know what daddy? Oh, yeah, yeah, daddy's daddy's Hardaway. Daddy's jeans are super stretchy. Lucky you. Lucky jeans. Lucky jeans. They go well what daddy's daddy's jeans are super stretchy lucky you lucky jeans lucky jeans they go well with daddy's thighs. I haven't heard lucky jeans Now do you wear a food shirt when you buy the right? bought this shirt, but this these jeans Me neck yeah now hold on about three shirts and pair jeans all together
Starting point is 00:02:24 $101 lucky. Yeah, one hundred all of three shirts and pair jeans all together $101. At Lucky? Yeah, $100. Wait, all of it together $101? Three shirts. Daddy went to the mall. Daddy did go to the mall. That's what Lucky said.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Daddy was in Delaware and did daddy went to the outlets. There you go. Yeah, the outlets. Dolby Lucky outlets. I went to the outlet. I look at it maybe too. That's where I draw the line. But Daddy decided I'm gonna go get a deal. But where I draw the line, but daddy decided,
Starting point is 00:02:45 I'm gonna go get a deal, but the thing is, I like wearing simple clothing as you know. I wish I had some, I have a new, found love for fashion, but at my age, you like to stay where you at. And it's fun. You saw me with my shirt off. Yeah. It deshades the blue today, my man.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blue shoes, blue shoes. Blue, black. Yeah, I know, don't wear that in self-sensual. No, it's a blue. Okay. I'm a little too blue all the time. But it's just, how is Delaware?
Starting point is 00:03:08 Pretty nice in the Delaware. September. Listen, I love my girl. I was with her and we spent time with her family. How much time? We spent, how much time? We spent a week. Six days too long, huh?
Starting point is 00:03:23 Yeah. You're gonna see if he goes to the bathroom. I love too long, huh? Yeah. You look at the safety poster about it. I love all the family, which is awesome. Not one picture from Delaware. Not one picture from Delaware. Not one. I should have posted.
Starting point is 00:03:33 Not one picture from Delaware. Yeah, I don't know what, but I don't know what to take a picture of. I don't know. What's out there? A lot of little crabby. Take a picture with a crab bite in your nose. Take a turkey neck.
Starting point is 00:03:45 If you're starving and you're in Delaware, if you're starving in Delaware, take a turkey neck. Get yourself a gizzard. Put that on a hook. Lower it down. Just lower it down off a duck. Oh, the crabby's like the neck. All the crabby's will come around it.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Pull it up real slow, real slow, and then net them fuckers. Net them fuckers. That's how you do it. Yeah, and then you just, and then you do that out there, no. I didn't do that out there. Oh, why you, you made a scene like you did.
Starting point is 00:04:09 I'll believe never, played some tennis. I'll be told you that. Play some tennis and son. Boring. And then I, I, not, not a lot of skinny people in Delaware. I want to say it out loud.
Starting point is 00:04:19 The shape is generally very round. My girl's family very fit. Everybody very fit. Everybody out there. Everybody around by your girl's family. There's a fat in the family. There isn't believe it or not really every Genetics dude good genetics all athletes so all like right even their grandparents razor thin and it was like the stick people walking among Balloons all due respect to be Yeah, man, we have an obesity problem in this country. A mer- merkins?
Starting point is 00:04:46 Merkins eat. Very poor man, I wanna say this. Well daddy went off his diet in Montana. Daddy went off his diet in Montana. Well you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're. Well because it's all like, it's all like, red meat, your bison and steak and Montana. I didn't eat a lot of cars,
Starting point is 00:05:01 but a hundred red meat. Frontier eating. Oh, it's nice. Frontier eating. Finally saw the stars too by the way. Last time I went, there was like kind of cloudy and 100 red front tier eating. Oh, it's nice. Frontier eating finally saw the stars too By the way last time I went there was like kind of cloudy and I was like God big sky my ass Well, I was laughing so hard dude. I was laughing so hard. I don't know why this makes me laugh. I'm gonna read the I talk about it here. I know I know but the way you said it all the way out to Montana Come out to this ranch my kids go down. You get the head there yeah Yeah, let's share this for some horses. Have you seen this come out here with the horse ranch my horse guy kicked over now
Starting point is 00:05:30 Satsy slate horses my girl Say how much you weigh boys about 250 250 I mean 26 He was so big. That's a huge horse. Yeah. Look at the muscle on his neck. Branded. Like myself.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Where did you put the food? We can't stop eating. So I sat on the mountain up. I'm out of the fridge here. Trying to get familiar with them, right? Well, I didn't know it was a fridge. It's a two-story. Another horse.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Name Jack. Jack and the fridge here. Got him fighting. I yelled out, world star. I ain't go over well with the rest of the folks here I'm Fritz got kicked right the goddamn neck. That's right. Damn. How scary is that dude? Little splash see The problem is here. Oh man Fritz doesn't want to meet us back. I don't want the others back We have we have jobs. My issue is my family's about 20 miles east. They went on.
Starting point is 00:06:30 So I can figure out how to catch up with them. I don't know if I'll make it and it is 6 o'clock on a ten o' time. Night's coming. I'm not too familiar with horses. I'm not gonna make it. I'll tell you what I will make will make my shows in San Antonio. There you go. Was that shot on an iPhone one? I think it's just the, well, no, they're trying to make it look like yellow.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Oh, okay. Yeah, it was kind of grainy. Yeah, it's grainy. Um, that horse legit got kicked in the fucking neck. Well, I don't like horse. That's so scary. Horses are so powerful. Yeah, yeah. And I told the lay-
Starting point is 00:07:05 I said hey, I'm not really familiar horse. This she goes no this one's good. Don't worry. This one's all good for it And so we're we're literally riding and my horse gets close to my girls and he fucking her horse pins his ears back I'm not the fuck's he doing and then he like backs up and goes He's doing and then he like backs up and goes Oh shit bro my horse goes Right now I'm like oh my god I can tell because the the lady leading the front tear whatever she was like no they did this usually comment I could tell she was shook she was like oh my god, you know what? Let's just keep your horse away from this horse. So you fall to the back. So I'm right behind my mother-in-law's horse
Starting point is 00:07:49 Black asshole this big tail up the whole time Horses are great aren't just farting Dude Mike and when my horse got kicked in the neck, I'm not lying. He was like this And I go hey, I actually think he's not doing well. She goes, no, he'll be fine. Horses are really tough. I know you say they're tough. I think he's concussed and she goes, no, I'm telling you he'll be fine.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Dude, when I say we got meat, it was just me and that fucking horse, the other horse is, see ya. I'm just, and you realize, he didn't want it, but oh, he never went fast after that. Yeah. And was wobbly and then would stop to eat and drink, and she's like, don't let him eat. I'm like, listen lady, the guy wants to fucking eat.
Starting point is 00:08:31 And then you're gonna pull his whole neck out. And then I go, hey, he doesn't seem like he wants to do this. And she goes, it is the, you know what, stand in the summer and they're kind of over it. I go, no, I'm telling you, this horse has an attitude. Like he doesn't want to do this. You just felt that energy. And he did not want me on his back, like it was the night.
Starting point is 00:08:45 And if you're not a rider, which you're not, you're not a rider. And I've written enough to know I'm not a rider, you gotta understand that that horse can do whatever he wants when he wants. And you know, you kick him like this to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:00 If they want to buck you off, if they want to just be like, get off, you're going for a ride. We know when we watch him, a squirrel's guy's like fall off the horse. Yeah, that's all I could think about when that horse got Just terrifying dude when I'm talking kicked. I don't mean like a oh no, no, I'm talking to fucking hubs You know big and meany the next time There's a video on Instagram. I see that one When I'm talking about the horse out kills him
Starting point is 00:09:23 Well, the horse, the horse, the horse, yeah, kills him. Kill him. The horse is gonna try to mate with the female, and the female goes back, and just, that back kick, and just goes, right in the head, and he just goes, boom, and falls and dies. And then how about, like, you know, all my kids are out there, my kids love horses, and my girl loves horses, we're standing on these horses.
Starting point is 00:09:38 This horse just had his giant black dick out there at the time, right? Oh, they said that. So I got, I was got the horse in Wyoming. And the guy goes, don't let that horse. He goes like this. They go like this. And I go, oh, they're kissing.
Starting point is 00:09:51 They're being nice. And he goes, don't you put that horse? Don't let that horse put his mouth on. Don't let that horse get close to that of the horse. Like that. He yelled at me. His name is Boots Sutherland. And he goes, and I go, I go, huh?
Starting point is 00:10:05 And they start a bite. They're not kicking, they start biting at each other. The other teeth are like dull. Yeah, big teeth. I did not pull them my horse away. The person on the other horse pulled their horse away because knew how to ride better. And it was fucking terrifying.
Starting point is 00:10:20 You started pulling the fuck away from me. Whatever, for me I was like, it's so scary. When they start fighting, now, now, so my son goes, dad, look at his antenna. Look at the horse's antenna. And I go, tiger, that is not an antenna. And then everyone's trying to avoid it. And I go, all right guys, let's just look at that being a line. Let's just call the elephant in the room.
Starting point is 00:10:44 He has a giant black egg. That's not a horse. How do you say that? That's a cannon. That's not a horse. What is it? Must be? That's a mule.
Starting point is 00:10:52 Not a horse. I promise you, that's a horse dude. He's huge. Yeah, I'm huge. People don't that big. Mules are huge. I'm telling you that's a horse dude. I'm gonna go ahead and say that's a mule.
Starting point is 00:11:01 I don't think so, buddy. Buddy? What are the people telling you? I believe that's a mule. That's a horse so buddy buddy. What are the people tell you? I believe that's a muo That's a horse. I'm looking at his face that whole area's horses. Yeah, no There's one meal on the thing. Yeah tiger road the meal. All right. Yeah, got a cockback. That's a big old. That's a fucking Now look at I want you to see see the meal on the left Yeah, see the horse on the right. Yep. Horse. What is that? That's a shippon. Donkey horse
Starting point is 00:11:35 Okay, he's a color of a donkey though. Yeah, it looks like a mule, but yeah, maybe you're right. Yeah, he's horsey And they're not that big. They're not that big. He's fucking yeah. Mules aren't that big Well, you can get big, but they're also if a mule doesn't like you go over to the left and bite. Yeah What's right there there it's doing sizing weird what a wild thing I don't know if they did I think they call a buffal buffal cow buffal cow it's when a buffalo and a cow a bison and a cow mate Look how it's it when a buffalo and a cow a bison and a cow mate. Yeah, and it had the big long horn horns This thing was jack city. Yeah, this thing was so big We're which one isn't and on the on the on the gates. It said do not go into the gates. Yeah dangerous animal And ladies like that's our most aggressive thing on the ranch like this. That's insane
Starting point is 00:12:24 And ladies like that's our most aggressive thing on the ranch like this. That's insane. You know fuck with it A beef a low a beef a low. Yeah, it was oh Which picture that but he had the long one fuck. Oh, that's that's ten and he was all black He was so jack. Oh, that's look at that. Oh, gosh. He was dope and by the way So got wild and wild runs the land. And if they have their balls, oh that's scary. And they're saying those things are just aggressive? Yeah. They don't fuck around.
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Starting point is 00:15:52 You were there, maybe two days longer than you probably. I thought so, but then it was kind of nice for me. The last two days were the best days. Really? Yeah. Okay. I was days with the best days. Yeah. Hey now.
Starting point is 00:16:12 I was taking a pee and you took a long gander at my whole to see if it's still working my man. I see if it's just dripping out. Still there. Still strong. You're standing till dinghyly. Yeah, still there. Still strong. Yeah. I'm waiting for things to pack and do. But I will be I will be I told you the minute there's a little drop off. I'm going on your test. I can't wait and I'm going gonna get, I'm gonna have a second life, and we get thick. Well, that's gonna be sick, dude. Thank you, one of the thick boy merch. I don't know why I laughed sometimes at the things she said, I remember when I got, when you and Rogan were like, do something, like, do you work out?
Starting point is 00:16:35 And I was like, I work out every fucking day. And you were like, kind of, you guys were both kind of making fun of it. Shit, none of you. Just muscle bound bullies, you know. You were, you were me headed me a little bit, and there was a couple of muscle bound, maybe you were going to's in the locker room
Starting point is 00:16:46 We want to get you later. I want to get to later But and I was like so I go I go I go home and I'm competitive and I go I'm gonna start lifting And I'm gonna fuck I'm gonna start taking the seriously and not only that I'm gonna up my Because I somebody said you're not gonna get gains unless you eat not on eat so I go I'm starting to so I I go, you think your friend who knows sports and nutrition, because you know, help me out. So we're at a whole group,
Starting point is 00:17:11 so we're about to do the podcast. And I go, and I go like this, I go, I'm gonna get protein shake, I go, I go, I go, hey, I go, should I get the pea protein, or do you think I should get the way protein? And you're like this, you're like, what? I go, check it, the pea protein, and you go, I don't know, and you're like this you're like what I go check it the P protein you and you go
Starting point is 00:17:26 I don't know you know you could probably choose and I go I know but I just wonder if anything and I think you can't hear sense you Hey, it doesn't really matter though, huh? It doesn't matter Who gives fuck it's not gonna make a difference Fuckin you're right and I gave like I think like scratch the pro shake like off I'm not gonna I want sludge fuck link you don't eat heavy like that you can't you just can't eat daddy doesn't eat much I feel better being light
Starting point is 00:17:55 but my endurance my endurance I got to say good a lot of work yeah can play tennis for an hour without I just keep moving yeah without feeling fucked up yeah I did I've done some things lately. Endurance-wise in the gym that I was surprised. What did you do? How do buddy ask me to do a tough mutter?
Starting point is 00:18:11 There's one coming up in LA. Yeah, I just, life is too short. They've won for kids too. My kid wants to do it with his best friend. Like, ah, man, that seems. I mean, you have good endurance, but I think you surprised people with your endurance. Yeah, I like doing it.
Starting point is 00:18:22 I'd have trained for it though. I think it'd be fun. Be good content for Kyle to come shoot. I get all muddy. You probably wouldn't be. You might wrestle in the mud, huh? Yeah. Hey, I feel like you and I could, I wouldn't do one,
Starting point is 00:18:35 but you, you, you don't have to train differently. You wouldn't be as big as you are. No, I have to slim down a little bit. Although it's only one race. Yeah. How long? Yeah, how long is it? No, a couple of miles.
Starting point is 00:18:46 And then you're like crawling through like a lot of miles. Yeah, you could do really well. I think so. I would have to start doing little more endurance. Yeah, you're a fucking a little bit of a meadies and stuff. I don't have an inch in that kind of stuff.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Oh, I do. I think it'd be fun. I promise if I like it, I'll be doing. Oh, three miles? I do that. Three miles. Running 10 awesome obstacles to create the challenge and one kind of event, it's not a time brace. In fact, average time is one and a half hours. I'd be done for that and my kids gonna do it, that could be fun.
Starting point is 00:19:14 I would almost do three point one miles. Yes, I'm a vet. I think so. I don't think I could do that. You're like anti cardio huh? Yeah. My cardio is good, it's just, like I don't get tired. My ankles, my feet. My ankles, my feet.
Starting point is 00:19:26 My feet, my feet. And my knee. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. But the thing is, this isn't on concrete, so I should be all right. For me, I just haven't found cardio that I like. Yeah. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Yeah. Well, that could be me. Now, is that bar bar up top there? Because I don't want my kid to go through that. Yeah, well actually, actually, if you do it right, they also have the electricity that you've got. Yeah, that's what I'm looking for.
Starting point is 00:19:49 You run through. You want to get a tense shit. And I'm not interested in that, but I like that stuff. I'll be down for that. I think I'll do it. And it's not a timed race. I just don't give a fuck about my body.
Starting point is 00:19:58 No, you just can't. No, it's just about finishing it. Actually, if it's not timed, maybe I do it. You ain't doing that, you can do it. You can't even give me a chance You ain't doing that, you can't give me a chance. You can't give me a chance. It's not for me. You can't give me a chance. I'm not going.
Starting point is 00:20:11 You're going to give me a chance. You're going to give me a chance. I'll find this up today. That's not the way to. Wait, when is it though? October 20th, I don't think we're on the road. I think I can do it with you. Speaking of mud slinging, first of all, a couple of things. Sad day for comedy, sad weekend for comedy. I just want to say a couple
Starting point is 00:20:30 of things about my dear friend Kate, quickly, who I love very much. I know you love her. She's our friend. She's always been great. She's a genuine friend of mine. A texer, a few days ago. A real comic. And you know what? Just as dysfunctional and a misfit like the rest of us. And part of it's what makes me lovers so much. I think that she like all of us have her things and their issues. And I think this is a wake up call for her. And I'm sure she'll talk about it. But it's it's look man like you were talking, you know, we have friends that do their share
Starting point is 00:21:03 of blow. It's part of the community. It's part share of blow. It's part of the community. It's part of show business. It's part of life. And like you said, you don't know if this shit's been cut with. You roll in the dice. You are rolling in dice every time. And fentanyl is unforgiving.
Starting point is 00:21:15 I have a buddy who's hardcore, not hardcore, but he knows the drug game. And he was like, yeah, man, the Chinese and the cartel, they're laced because they can prolong and get more out of the product They don't care about you though. What do you mean? Oh really don't care about yeah, so they're putting fentanyl Yeah, it can make it last longer. Yeah, I get doubles So they don't have to play as much pure cocaine. Yeah, so make sure you make sure you get if you do cocaine It's locally sourced and you know the farmer go to Columbia. You can't do it. Yeah, just stop doing it To stop to roll every time you're rolling the dice. You're rolling the dice. Figure out what
Starting point is 00:21:46 you got to do to replace it. Thank God Kate's okay. Thank fucking well. She's out of the ICU, but she's not okay. You know, she's it's going to be a long road here. She's got this is well just like a text if she needs anything. Hit her side. I said that too. And you know, fool, fool, fool. I didn't know for a long time. I hear great things coming around the way he was, he was just a good guy. Yeah. Everyone loved him. He was, he was probably one of the most like warming people in the scene. Like he, like he just accepted people with open arms and it was just a funny, funny, funny guy. You know, I met him what we were on a show together.
Starting point is 00:22:24 He was, he was, yeah, such, I'm so funny and just good guy That's what saying like his energy was just yeah, David knew him really well. Yeah, David knew Then this other comic who I didn't know either but apparently a great guy and and you know The whole thing sucks and that woman. I didn't know her I guess Williamson Natalie William. I'm Williamson, Natalie Williamson. I know, doing blah, blah, blah, man. It's literally a fucking crap shoot, man. Yeah, it's insane.
Starting point is 00:22:51 It's just, it really sucks. But Kate's a dear friend, man. Thank God, Kate's okay. It's been a sad. And then my favorite one of my favorite actors, and you were with me, Michael K. Williamson, who died of a heroin overdose. And I guess he had always struggled with heroin.
Starting point is 00:23:04 My buddy Frank Grillo did two movies with him and was just love that dude. And I remember you were with me. Such a talent. And you were with me at the premiere of Ryleon. I saw him. And I don't do this to any actor. We did not do any act.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Yep, I don't do this to any actor. And I walked out to him and I said, I think we were on the elevator with him. Yep. And I said to him, I love you so much. I think you're one of my favorite actors. Yeah. I was so talented. I didn't know how to tell him. He makes it you so much. I think you're one of my favorite actors. Yeah I said so tell me how to tell him makes it look so like
Starting point is 00:23:29 He in the wire He's the moral compass in the show. Yes. Yes, yeah, I admire he's great Like everything he does. He's great. I loved him. He had a hard life. He came up hard, but he was beautiful man Yes, it's how many people have how many more people do we have to lose to this shit until people stop doing it? It's crazy. You get caught up in that heroin shit, it's so hard to stop. Any of that shit.
Starting point is 00:23:52 It's an honest tough world man. Being an addict is very hard. We all know people who've had it. We have family members that are, you know, we've all, unfortunately, we deal with it. It's an American problem. Yeah. And it's part of the American story. yeah, unfortunately, it's a hard fight for people. Yeah, man. Freaking shame anyway. Oh
Starting point is 00:24:11 So that's that you brought that up. Yeah, I just give a little shout out to Kate Yeah, I mean I'm not each other in a while so I haven't yeah, I forget all the shit. We got to catch up on that's terrible Yeah, I know it's been a while. Yeah took a week off buddy We can I don't do all of vacation. I'm just gonna be honest with you. I am not present on vacation. I hello We go it's gone for a week. It's a long time for me. Yeah, dude I'm telling but cuz Tuesday so what are we I did two shows Tuesday? I did two I'm sorry two on Monday two on Tuesday By that last show on Tuesday, I've worked 17 days in a row. I was like, I need a break. Yeah, it was perfect time. Oh, man
Starting point is 00:24:46 I was cranky. I was in you know, I was just I should need a break To the bone life is full of conflict. It's full of conflict. Yeah, and Sometimes you say things sometimes something you say things. They think about doing a lot of podcast Brennan I have my 10,000 hours. I shoot When you when we're having fun, I'm talking we talk and sometimes we shoot from the hip. I shoot from the hip. When we're having fun, we're talking, we talk and sometimes we shoot from the hip and then you might say something about family members, which you've done about my family, your family,
Starting point is 00:25:12 which I've done. We've got some trouble with my dad's stop list on the show. Oh, I've got lost a subscriber. I've had to make major apologies to my dad. You don't listen to the show, yes. No, I quit listening years ago. I'm like, okay, because it hurts their feeling. Oh yeah, I've had to make apologies to my own family
Starting point is 00:25:27 But many of time yeah because he and I was just going Which is the last It's comedy forget people listen and you also forget some as it you're you grew up in locker rooms So locker room humor It's not for everybody. It's not for everybody. If your teeth rough, your rough teaser, I'm a big great day. You're a big great day. For good help big games. And I owe it.
Starting point is 00:25:51 And since I've known Brennan, I've always said Brennan, you can't walk into a room, look in the way you do, being able to kill everybody in the room with your bare hands, and also be mean or tease rough. Because what happens is people go that guy they mistaken Uh-huh, they mistake your sensitive dude. I know you very well You're very sensitive very generous guy much more generous people know. I love you two generous I love you. I love you
Starting point is 00:26:17 You're not you you make money, but you don't think about money you spend money like on people You do a lot of great things But you're not sometimes the most sensitive because you're on your way somewhere. If I feel backed in a corner or if you're sensitive, they're very sensitive. He's actually super sensitive. He'll actually, depending on things, you can get him to cry. You can make him cry. If you tease him, he'll get a lump of his throat and it's to my joke. I go, guys, a lot of guys, they don't, we don't't let we don't let the sad get to our eyes
Starting point is 00:26:45 What we do is we go I'm sad and I'm gonna turn this shit Heavy lunch heavy no I'm sad somebody needs to fucking die. That's what we do or or I roast Well, that's what you do so you go up I'm feeling sensitive I'm my feelings a little hurt and I'm gonna fight you punch sometimes you you're fired Not physically not a punch as far as Punches like you'll sit you'll say so sure and then you go sometimes you you're fighter Not physically not a punches far enough punches like you'll say And then you go then you have time to think about it and you feel a little bad now you're referring to I might be referring I know I think it's I just thought it was important to bring it up because now you know I text him apologize
Starting point is 00:27:21 Yeah, I believe that yeah, I believe that no, I'll show you the We rather do we rather Jim Yes, yeah, we're as a jazz with you guys. I like fucked apologize. Yeah, I believe that. Yeah, I believe that. No, I'll show you the thing. We were at the gym. Yes, yeah, we were at the gym. I was like, I fucked up. Yeah, and that's all you on Monday. I made a mistake. And you know, with the whole aerial stuff, it's like, it's like a drone strike.
Starting point is 00:27:38 You're gaming for a target. There's gonna be some casualties. There's some casualties. Aerial isn't my focus. We're not even the same lane. Aerial? And I'm gonna say this, because I don't know Ariel well, but I've done, I think we did a podcast
Starting point is 00:27:49 or something with them. Ariel's very sensitive guy. Maybe you'll see tonight. Yeah, he's very sensitive. Well, we're at Fox. Ariel, I've always said Ariel's a very good journalist. He's the best we have. Yeah, it's very, very important questions.
Starting point is 00:27:59 But Ariel's fucking very sensitive. I don't know much about him. Well, he's a very sensitive dude. He's a guy who, he's worked hard for what he has. No about what he's a very sensitive to the he's he's a guy who is worked hard for what he has no errors very good journalist i said it on the fight companion the best of but but he but he's sensitive of people are and he's also and i'm sensitive but i'm not going to say anything aerial will voice his his his his his his his his his journalist needs a she's in the hip to he speaks his mind ssh now you he says he shoots from the hip too and he speaks his mind. Now you did say, but you did say what did you say exactly that he objected to?
Starting point is 00:28:30 Did you make a joke? Do I make a joke? I think you made a choice. I said he's like a weatherman. To like journals to me or whether like I said like a weatherman. Yeah, I remember clocking that and I went, oh, we're doing the podcast because usually I would have had you. And you know, I like that. No, but you like I said, he was a casualty of the big might I have no issue with here
Starting point is 00:28:48 I don't him working at showtime has nothing to do with me We don't even do the same job. Yeah, I know so him being there has nothing whether I was there or not He would have still been there So I made it seem like the only reason he was there is cuz I turned down that's not that's not the way it went down He's great at what he does. I'm good at what I do. We're in two separate lanes. Yeah. So my issue was not with him, but it came out. He was a byproduct of it.
Starting point is 00:29:09 It sounded like. Yes, I remember clocking that. And I would have reminded you that I don't want you to put that in there because I knew you didn't mean that, but it was live. And so he probably got back to him. But did something else get back to him? Did you say something about when you come to LA? Well, I said that on below the belt and show time is going to edit all that. I said, don't say it. Okay. I was like, I was like, it's funny joke. It's funny joke.
Starting point is 00:29:39 I tried to be a laugh. It's great joke, but it's not personal. It's funny. But the whole thing is, it's locker room humor. It's not there, okay. And then Ariel's too sensitive for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was good also. He shouldn't be my scope anyway. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:54 He's a byproduct of all this. So can I not apologize for it? I text him, apologize for it. You wrote me this novel. There's obviously some underlying other issues that he has issues with. With you, you mean her? I, in general, you know, if you're a sense of guy, that's obviously some underlying other issues that he has issues with. With you, you mean her? I, in general, you know, if you're a sense of guy,
Starting point is 00:30:07 that's what it is. So it sounds like you just want to have dialogue. Maybe, you know, I don't know. That's not what I do. Yeah, you know, entertain. So, so he was upset about the fact that you brought up the rock listener thing. I didn't bring it up a year ago.
Starting point is 00:30:23 Because I had heard that. And to that, I was 15, you see $199, the narrative is and I'm not reported. I don't. This is just the narrative. This is the narrative of the entire world. And this is what we said on the fight. I didn't say this on the fight campaign. You said this on the show, but I think this is where his kind of attitude towards meat comes is you see one ninety nine he leaked the Brock Lesnar news and got his credentials pulled and banned from the U.S. That was Dana right because Danny that was the U.S. but and then you know in his
Starting point is 00:30:54 text he goes me goes do you really think they're ban me over something little like that I do because you gotta remember that you see one ninety nine what was the U.S. trying to do with U.S. 200 announced Brock Lesnar sell the company yeah they're trying to get with UFC 200 announced Brock Lesnar? Sell the company. They're trying to get evaluated for the maximum, you know, what are four billion dollars. And then having Brock Lesnar was gonna do that. So by him stealing their shine, releasing it,
Starting point is 00:31:15 it's a business, that's why Dana was like, you're out of here. Now let me just talk, you said, now I don't report that. Right, now what you just said, him stealing the shine and reporting that, Ariel may have a different story on that and that may not be fair to him, but that's what I heard too.
Starting point is 00:31:29 All I'm saying is that- But the entire, I remember, community heard that. Yeah, but again, all you were doing was reiterating that. You were just saying that. Yeah, you didn't come over that story, and that's just something you said. I mean, I heard that story. I heard that story, didn't I hear from the horse's mouth,
Starting point is 00:31:41 which is Dana? No, but I heard it from the, they see the Wrangler of, you know, I'm saying the guy who's the closest from the horse's mouth, which is Dana? No, but I heard it from the they see the Wrangler of you know I'm saying the guy who's the closest to the horse. Well, we all knew it was also a close friend. Yeah, or I don't know Larry. Yes, I don't know. Are you was not a lot of friends? We have no love wasn't he banned from yes, so we all knew that now do I think I should abandon them? No That's not my doing. I'm not journalist. I don't dig into the story. I don't give a fuck. That's not what I do Yeah, that's his issue. So that word was kind of already around it was around forever. I didn't start so you didn't start anything
Starting point is 00:32:11 No, I don't have the I don't have I guess I could tell you wasn't like you were saying something new. I thought what happened Listen here. I think what happened was on the fight companion Brandon was talking. Yeah, we're having a great timeinking whiskey. But we were just talking. And Ariel came up. I was joking around because I've seen how it's my fault because Rampade's Jackson, I remember wouldn't talk to Ariel one time. And I always thought he had a beef and I was just joking. Remember Rampade said he cost me two million dollars? Yeah, and I said you don't like Ariel joking around. Because I have no problem with Ariel. I was just trying to, and I said, you don't like, you don't like Ariel joking around? He goes, I have no problem with Ariel. I was just trying, I was just,
Starting point is 00:32:47 I don't know, I just brought it up. You're not from the store. I wasn't trying to sturch you. No, no, no, no, no, no. You don't know the backer. I wasn't trying to be me in the Ariel. I was just, and then he, I said, yeah, he said something about that.
Starting point is 00:32:57 That's some two million dollars. Yeah, something about him money. And so, but again, I don't think Ariel did that. No, he didn't do it on purpose, but we were just talking and I think Ariel felt mischaracterized. Fair point. And he got upset.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Oh yeah, yeah. And that's the nerve around him, right? Like, he have good work with, well, I've never worked with the guy. But he seems like he's working a lot. Oh yeah, I mean, look, he's a very good journalist. He's the best we have. And he's an important journalist in him.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Yeah, we need him. You need guys like, yeah, you need him. Because Ariel will ask the tough questions. Once again, and I think he's a very sensitive guy. He's not a knock, he's just sensitive. I think he went on some podcast from what I heard and kind of, my boy Pat McVigil. Maybe mischaracterized you a little bit.
Starting point is 00:33:40 I didn't seem, but maybe not, but I think, but I thought for sure he did, but my thing, like even that's fine, that's left on, I'm not that sensitive, even that doesn't bother him. Should I slap you just for Ariel? Should I give you a little slap just to make it? Can I treat you like, I would Ariel? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Do you want to put on a suit and glasses and I'll slap you around a little bit? Oh, hold on. No, I thought, no, because, no, because I feel like I should be allowed to slap you because you but he doesn't get slapped No, because you drew first blood and I think they were a little bit and I think you were a little bit insensitive But was he in that was it first blood if he wasn't saying anything new Well, I did call my weatherman. Oh, okay, okay, I was gonna do it. Oh
Starting point is 00:34:22 That's a heavy brother. Yeah, that's for you. I was gonna do it. Oh, that's a heavy. Bro, that's for you, I know. That was a heavy sweat. They did it, Ariel. Yeah, well, you gotta hit him that hard. I feel like he needs to be a little more careful with how he characterizes people. You gotta have to hit the man like that hard. I didn't hit him that hard. No.
Starting point is 00:34:36 I didn't hit him hard enough to frame together. I heard like a- You need to be CT like that, horse. I don't, yeah. But I heard it with this left. Yeah, my thing is the world's negative enough This why it takes area. I went dude our jobs are tough enough We don't need to start a war doing that shit, man. You focus on what you I focus on what I do that's it
Starting point is 00:34:53 dude You know everything is like it's a process of maintenance So you know I took I took a picture with Dan Crenshaw I got a lot shit for it put on my My your your your favorite right? I took a picture with Dan Crenshaw. I got a lot of shit for it. Put it on my Instagram. I like Dan Crenshaw. You're far right. I'm not far right. I'm not far right.
Starting point is 00:35:08 I like you. Can I slap you for the wall? Let me slap you for the wall. Let me tell the story. I'm gonna slap you for the wall. I took the picture down. I'm gonna slap you for the far left. What you took it down?
Starting point is 00:35:20 Let me tell you why you took it down. Let me explain. And I sent Dan a Dana text and he was very Understanding here's what happened There is a law in Texas. It's called the heartbeat law. It was past. It was past. Yep. It's it's it's the law is is I'm Pro-choice, okay? I'm pro-choice. Yes. I believe that a woman's right to choose is is very important I support Roe v. Wade. And would that be a left view? You could say I think it's the consensus. It's most Americans. It seems at least 65% 70% of Americans are sympathetic to the I will
Starting point is 00:35:57 support for doing this. Okay. So so the the there is a pro life strong pro-life contingent in this country. They're religious. They hold human life sacred. They believe life begins at conception. That is a religious, emotional, and in some ways, you could say scientific point of view. It's a very, very contentious, debated subject, maybe the most debated. In fact, probably the fundamental distinction between being a Democrat and a Republican.
Starting point is 00:36:29 If you are a Republican, you are pro-life in this country, because otherwise you will not get the support from the GOP, the Grand Old Party, the Republican establishment. You cannot clear yourself a Republican and say that you are pro-life. Pro-life choice. Oh, if you have to be pro-loyal yes that is a very fundamental
Starting point is 00:36:48 distinctious republicans in the below taxes and lower government spending with that's bullshit to because they spend way more on defense against the control yet so so so there texas past a law yep that is fundamentally unconstitutional and i i will say this i predict that there's no way it will make it to the upper courts of texas no way it will make it to the
Starting point is 00:37:05 upper courts of Texas. It doesn't even have to get to the Supreme Court, but here's what the law is. Texas, great abbot, I think that's his name, the governor. That's good. That's good. The Wheelchair. I usually like him. Signed in the law, the anti-abortion law, basically. It's called the heartbeat law. And the heartbeat law is as follows. The heartbeat law says that at six weeks old, you have a viable fetus, meaning that if you can hear a
Starting point is 00:37:34 heartbeat, it is, you can no longer get an abortion. The problem with that is this. Number one, after six weeks, most women don't know their pregnant after six weeks. There's all sorts of stuff in here. You don't know your pregnant. It's after that. So and on top of that, and this is the most unprecedented part of the law and I want everybody to hear this, it's not even that the legislative past, this is what passed, that as an individual in Texas, without having standing in the case, without it being your case, without it being, you can bring a lawsuit against a doctor or an abortion facility or a plan parenthood
Starting point is 00:38:09 or anybody that performs that abortion. Fuck. You can sue them as a private citizen that has no stake in this abortion. You don't have to know the people in the getting the abortion, you don't have to do anything about it. And anybody can and so can a group.
Starting point is 00:38:22 And to the tune of $10,000 per person. Oh, fuck did it get to make an impossible leap of they'd be making it financially for any, any doctor, any institution to actually pass this particular to, to, to, to, to perform an abortion. Otherwise, you just go bankrupt and you'll be in debt for the rest of your life. I'll co-sign this. Dan Crenshaw was behind it I I like Dan Crenshaw I think Dan Crenshaw is a thoughtful reasonable guy for the most part you know those bald I've looked into with some of his stuff but I don't know a lot of his politics I think he was a man who's broke out I respect I respect
Starting point is 00:38:57 him as a Navy seal who gave his eyesight to his country I think he did five tours I think he's a reasonable dude I spent a lot of time with him. I like him. I like his wife. He's a good man. I am very much against this fucking particular law. And I can't, I said, and I texted him. Because I don't like being a bitch. I said, dude, I got to take your picture down.
Starting point is 00:39:16 Because I don't want people thinking I support this fucking law. And I feel that strongly about this law. And by the way, it's going to be, it's not even going to reach the Supreme Court. People said the Supreme Court didn't interfere. That's because the Supreme Court said it's not there yet. It's not going to make it to us. Yeah. This is an unconstitutional law that was passed by, in my opinion, people that are essentially religious fanatics. Yeah. And, and, and I, I just disagree with it. Oh, and by the way, here's another thing that bothers me. This is not happy for Daniel Kershall. Hold on. This is for you. This heartbeat law where you cannot
Starting point is 00:39:50 get an abortion after six weeks includes people who've been raped or are pregnant for insides. That's insane. Yeah. So you get raped. So it's so crazy. Or you have a child as a product of incest like your brother, your dad, somebody got you pregnant, you still after six weeks, you still would be breaking the law if you got an abortion, and so would anybody who provided one of the incest. This is a dream that passed this law. Of course.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Of fucking course. And I am fundamentally, you define yourself on the lines you will end up fighting for and draw, and I draw that line. Dan was very, very understanding. I sent him a long text. I said, I respect you, but I can't. You said I'm too long to protect you.
Starting point is 00:40:26 I think you should. No, because he got it back to me because he said, I understand where you're coming from. Maybe a boy snow. Next time. Do I deserve a slap for that? Yeah, I do. Come on, dude.
Starting point is 00:40:36 It's just for the far left. But do you support? The far right, we're caught, you know. No, but do you support the heartbeat law? No. No, God no. So then why would you slap me? Just just cuz you're a race dance picture Because he's a Navy seal. He's in a dude one eye
Starting point is 00:40:52 You're doing it for the day. Let's bring it up. He just want to slap you back No, we this is how we I get it. I still respect them. I still like the yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, I can't get this and I don't agree on a lot of things. My friends or people I look up to say, but it doesn't mean I don't like. And to his point, he goes, I don't think that if you post a picture of somebody, I don't think if you post a picture of somebody, you have to endorse everything they say.
Starting point is 00:41:13 And he's absolutely right about that. And it's just for me right now in this environment, I don't wanna be mistaken for somebody who believes that I'm very firmly opposed to this on constitutional law. And I believe in the constitution. So. I understand that.
Starting point is 00:41:25 That's how I feel. No. Now, if Trump wanted to be on the show, Jim on the show, 100%. Yeah, right. What if what an interesting guy, he's hilarious. Oh, I would like to ask him difficult questions because there's a lot with Trump, I have a problem with. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:38 And I've always said that. He would like you. Oh, he'd be, he's hilarious. He's hilarious. Talk about locker room humor. That guy can roast. Yes, but as a president, you know, I's hilarious. He's hilarious, so fun. Talk about locker room humor, that guy can roast. Yes, but as a president, you know, I'm a comedian podcast, I can get away with it.
Starting point is 00:41:49 He's a president. Do you remember here what he did? He's, he has a genius, he's a bully, but he's a genius, he's a bully genius, that nobody can bully like him. Did you hear what he did? So, Mayor Bloomberg, Mike Bloomberg did an amazing job in New York City.
Starting point is 00:42:03 I think I heard this story. Two terms, what is it? Three terms, two terms. He in New York City. I think I heard this story. Two terms, was it three terms, two terms? He crushed New York City. He means so rich. Oh, and he's worth literally billions. He, Bloomberg news, that's his. Billions. Billions, like maybe like 17 billion and more.
Starting point is 00:42:15 Well, he, he, he finance his own campaign. He's, he's far richer than Trump. Far richer. Mike Bloomberg also happens to be about five foot four. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah I know it just makes it get a box for you because he goes no He just can't get a sky box. Nope. He didn't say that. No, he's did have you seen that one? No, it's a more genius He goes like this he goes look. I mean the guy wants a box to stand on and I feel like if he has a box
Starting point is 00:42:39 I should have a box. I don't know why he just won't be short. Let him be short Oh shit just be short and it's fine. You can be short, it's not a big deal. And he wears lifts, I think. So, you know, I don't know if that's true, but he's a very small guy. That's true. He's a very small guy.
Starting point is 00:42:51 And that is tough. But Trump just cut his legs out from other, just basically was like, if you're short, you're short, you're short. And be short, it's not a big deal. I don't know why you got to have the box. You want to stand up boxed in baby That's tough
Starting point is 00:43:17 There's an old short king right there. That's yeah, that's the king of shorts Well, to everybody else. Yeah, but you know from fucking with the short Kings, Chins all fucked up. There's a lot of you out there, and you do a lot of things, but you can't do everything. That's why you need fiber. Fiber connects you to the best in class freelancers
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Starting point is 00:44:55 My, there's like a pinched nerve or something here that's not going away and it's getting worse actually. Wait, what happened? I don't know. The short king. It just started growing gradually after like a week and a half and it's like see I went to the I want to urgent care on Wednesday because it got that painful. Yeah, I would never go now never go I'm gonna say
Starting point is 00:45:15 I did nothing If I'm at urgent care and I got a pinched no I got a pinch. We'll get to you. Yeah, it is urgent. Can you give me right away? A pinch in your net? We'll get to you. So what there on Wednesday got worse. They said if it gets worse than like six days, whatever just come back. So I was like, all right, Urgent Care didn't service me correctly. So I went to the ER when you see your sign at ER I'm in the emergency room. You're in the emergency room. I pay 750 for copay. You were there. That's how it's so sick. I think that happened right here. That's what they're
Starting point is 00:45:45 thing. They're asking what did anything happen? No, I did this one skit thing where you know, yeah, you were I was gonna say that was real right and also you guys but goddamn lamp Some of a bit one time you did like oh you didn't warm up no and you never work out You got I was okay to just get into a full-fledged wrestling match with two chin fucker. What else would it be from, dude? Of course it's that. My back is always doing anything else. Crapie.
Starting point is 00:46:10 Yeah, but also when I'm on the computer, constantly and do step paint. But either way, I've never had this before. It's not going away. So I kind of just want to get my answers. They actually gave me some paint colors. 12. You need muscle relax. No, they give me flexural, which may just arousy.
Starting point is 00:46:25 I just can't, I can't. We're taking before bed, but it'll release the muscle, which might be real tight. We're taking before bed and then we wake up. It should be better. I did before bed and I woke up, I was bragging the entire day. Hey bro, you want to get it gone or not? I would just want to get it done.
Starting point is 00:46:39 I want to make sure it's not like something that needs surgery. That's why I'll come on. I'll give you one of those guys. Yeah. Okay. Hey man, last time I went to the hospital I had to get surgery oh yeah you had your uh I know when my body is feeling weird this this is not feel very weird knee brace over your knee can I ask you a question you want to see what they do can you do a push up your neck back and forth can you
Starting point is 00:46:56 get it push up get it push up I could do push up no don't it it might be worse for me yeah I don't want to hurt it more can you can you get it push up it and just move your neck back and forth I can do it it's fine. It just hurts. It's just hurts or both ways. If I move it a little bit in the wrong way, it's just jolt. How about it? You know what I used to have real bad nerve damage when I played football.
Starting point is 00:47:15 I had such bad nerve damage. My arm got smaller than the other one. My nerves are so bad. I got so many stingers. They used to squeeze the muscle. I used to breathe, they squeezed it hard and then release, squeeze, release and it really helped. So I have to squeeze my neck and I just breathe. I mean, I'll squeeze the fuck out of for you.
Starting point is 00:47:34 That's what you get from fucking with us. Really? You're not, there's no thing you're gonna do. It's not gonna be worse. And I'm not gonna get out of it. They eventually came back. Fuck, man. You really pushed your body to it. Yeah. I just don't your body to it? Yeah. I just don't wanna mess it up, worse.
Starting point is 00:47:47 Yeah, I don't know if I could have a mercy room for that, but I have to be just in case. But the pain was bad. It was that intense that I like it had to do. I thought I could like freaking, I've been tried rolling on out. I did rolling out. I went to a massage.
Starting point is 00:47:59 I did everything. Ice. And then, and then that. It just gets worse. And it's already been over, it's almost two weeks now. That's the longest pension, I did everything. Ice. And then that. It just gets worse. And it's already been over, it's almost two weeks now. That's so much. It's the longest pensioner I've had. When you move in a certain direction, is it hurt more?
Starting point is 00:48:11 If I look up this way, like turning and look up this way, it is insanely painful. That might be a slip-head. No, we're looking at the sun for you. So we had two different, what? What? What, I look up at the side. Yeah, he's all all good I'm gonna have
Starting point is 00:48:26 surgery because I can't do well that's a meteorites coming I don't do that's the rapture I just want to make sure there's not that's all we're getting is coming you don't have the god now the worst support you're like you like this like this I know You guys have to go wait tomorrow No, but you know I'm like first to meet you I just want to make sure there's nothing crazy like if you know cuz doctors they kind of went just in and out Okay, I'm gonna get dude. They're doing it real shit. I know dude. Well, I had a hospital bed and everything like it Yeah, they put you in a hospital bed. Yeah, people are urgicar for like,
Starting point is 00:49:07 spraining their ankles. There's a, yeah, there's a ton of people in urgicar. Whenever I've been a merchant room, when I'm very urgicar, it's like, it will get to you and you're whatever's sick. It took a while. That guy got stabbed in the stomach, so it will get to you.
Starting point is 00:49:17 Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, we got to find you. Which is fine. Yeah. But, you know, I try to go to my doctors, but my appointment, the earliest one is in October. Oh, but, so I'm like, what kind of doctor do you? This is my insurance,
Starting point is 00:49:28 so I'm not gonna wait till October. I wanna get checked out. You wanna get a fucking MRI. Exactly, I thought they were gonna do it at the ER, but then they didn't. They did another freaking... I guess it's, you just take those flexural. Flexural, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:40 I took it twice and it was just so bad. Take them before you go to sleep, and I think, like a little groggy, but yeah, and take like four Advil every four hours. I've been taking Advil like crazy. Well, I will profit. That's Advil. Well, I will, oh.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Yeah, that's Advil, it's just a thing, but. What, what milligrams do you take him? I'm taking a thousand this morning, it's like 800 right now. That's a lot. Yeah. And you see you okay better now or no? I mean, no more looking up for chin. Yep.
Starting point is 00:50:04 You can have a look at the sun and you keep your head like that,'re okay, she's like he's still I know fucking son. It's literally It's just throbbing pain I wanted for when you grab the door why when you wanted to spar me do you see why I give you respect trust me You understand why I kept saying to Brenner I would say privately and I go if he tries to spar me and I was boxing all the time I go if he tries to spar me I can't hit him I know you're not in shape and I would hit you in the He did a brine, he did do one thing, blew out his knee and his neck. But they're like, he came in the next day
Starting point is 00:50:46 with two knee braces for 4G. That was the last time I met him. And now he can't stare at the sun. This is gonna come in tomorrow, he's gonna have a full body cast on, he's arms are gonna be so chill. Why is it, why is it kicking like a week later though? That's a pisses me out.
Starting point is 00:50:57 I thought when I fuck with him, I go what's first thing, I go watch out for my neck, you can't beat me. When I was wrestling with the giant, Bradley, I said, just don't grab my neck and he grabbed me you know I'm very careful of that I'm like just keep my neck here and don't I'm too well you know you gotta be careful if you don't warm up and you've been sitting down you're even if you're even if you're in shape yeah you probably should have stretched out for that I'd be weird
Starting point is 00:51:17 all right fellas well he needed to look at the warm up I mean you think it's a hundred percent of that because I'm also on the way you don't know my netting is a combination combination I think that aggravated and then you always beyond yeah keyboards and then staring at the sun I Know I'm making it I know Like describe the stars I got a lot about it. A lot of my days. They're probably, he's all, oh no.
Starting point is 00:51:45 He's got a mirror, he's all cute going, shooting stories like, oh fuck. Jim, all I know is that you had a little wrestling match for 30 seconds and you can't look up and you can, and you can't walk. So I know those two things. I can walk now. No work, I don't really have a major limb.
Starting point is 00:51:59 You're a gimp right now and you can't look up. You got to just like, you got to work out. Oh dude, I'm so freaking down to work out. He's right, no, no, no, right now. I was really, I got up. I told your boy I was gonna like, yeah, after, after 21st, after a concert, I'm gonna start working out.
Starting point is 00:52:12 And then my leg goes out and then now my back goes out. But your legs back, my legs back, but I'm like, what am I gonna do? I just just squat. You, that's it, it's not gonna be fun. It's not gonna be fun, it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun. I'm gonna take it super easy with you.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Dude, you know how when you lift your legs? Yeah, oh my god. Oh, there's probably from head banging I can't even move this though. Dude, were you? Yeah, we know now cut my life into pieces get it chance You guys are the worst He's all trying to express his In there I can't believe you were doing this at the concert a bunch. No, yeah No, you know you were like you were doing a little bit of this.
Starting point is 00:52:49 Dude, I was doing that. When you were playing fast car, come on bro, you were bobbing your head. I was at the comedy store. I'm at the comedy store. I'm one of my best sets. I'm at the comedy store. I'm doing like, I'm eight minutes in,
Starting point is 00:52:59 fucking, it's a benefit. I'm fucking crushing and I went, yeah, like, I'm on stage. My neck went, get it. And I went like this. I never really and I went yeah Onstage my neck went get it and I will like this. I never really I went thanks a lot you guys I gotta go Ton for fucking three oh like when Jay tweet. Is there anything more annoying than when your friends all wait Would you say? Fiction at but fiction that that's me JB on Wait, where are they out? Oh my you got a Yeah, he's my merch is he a bad man?
Starting point is 00:53:29 He's just he like happy recently. Yeah, I slept out wrong. Yeah, I'm talking then just one more and I'll be like yeah the thing is Okay, dude Fiction ex before next tour you got your next fuck up for a long time. Oh, yeah bad Fuck up for a long time. Oh, yeah, bad Good luck, Jen When we slammed him into the door No, I think it's I think it's that and then this you got a Too many Over and over and then on the keyboard is just the perfect storm
Starting point is 00:54:00 I bet it's gone and but it crept up so like late. So that's why I'm like I could be that I don't know how long was your neck thing for? I like, if you like my X-ray, one of my vertebrae's completely dead black. Just all black. Oh yeah. So you had pain for weeks and weeks or? I feel like you.
Starting point is 00:54:19 What did they do in X-ray? Or you? Yeah, they said my bones are fine. But I'm thinking there's a damn nerve somewhere that's just like jacked up, but they didn't check for it. Two X-rays. And this is fun. My blood just came off fine.
Starting point is 00:54:31 I feel like I'm virtually like, yeah, exactly. You've never had injuries, some significant injuries. You're the only athlete I know played those kind of sports that doesn't have crazy fucked up knees. But I think it's because you've never stopped exercise. Like you've never stopped building the muscle. And that's so important. And like, and you've also tried to eat well and all.
Starting point is 00:54:50 So you don't eat a lot. And that keeps inflammation down. Yeah, but that keeps inflammation down. So I think that if you, if you ever shut up. But me too, that's why I stayed. I've done a lot of contacts, boy, it's probably. Yeah. Well, huh? Kyle, that's why I stayed there. I've done a lot of contact sports, bro. Yeah. Well, Kyle, how was your weekend?
Starting point is 00:55:09 Tricking out there, we had a little little escapade in Arizona. It was a good weekend in Arizona. I didn't tell you how that came about, did I? No, please let the, let the, fill the fans and the movies in. So this girl named Lauren slid my DMs. I was like, this can't be. It doesn't happen to me Hold on before you say that when we go on tour everyone knows Kyle now and
Starting point is 00:55:36 Girls are sliding his DMs and their shat shouting his name and show. Oh, they talk to while he's there. Yeah, they pull up to God, but so yeah, okay, it doesn't happen often So I thought it was fishy and this girl's best friends are dude loves the show She thought she was you thought she was fishy and this girl's best friends of dude loves the show. She thought she was a, you thought she was a catfish? Well, I just thought something was off. That'd been great. So this guy texted her, he's like, hey, I need a favor. I need you to marry this kid. I'm the kid.
Starting point is 00:55:55 And get in with us. Yeah. I love this guy already. I love him too. Shout out Jake Penny from Mississippi. Oh, damn. So then we ended off. Yeah, well, yeah, shout out Lauren too. She had me over.
Starting point is 00:56:06 And then, yeah, so I spent the whole weekend in Scottsdale, Lauren. So you're to Scottsdale to see this? Yeah, policy. That's a young man move. Got to drive her. And when you were driving a Bronco, because she has a new Bronco brand new Bronco. You said me a picture. This girl, that's my bra, I almost said bitch. This girl. I'll send you two pictures. This girl, she has the bra, like, you know, my Bronco, it just, That's my bra almost said bitch this girl This girl she has the bra like you know my Bronco it just so forth send you an update and she says building Building process building process so it says should be done in August when in September this girl got hers before me I send in a picture to chin now. It's a dope as Bronco. She has the off-road package
Starting point is 00:56:43 Can I get some color and can I get some visuals on on Lauren yeah I got a big one you just said you're in it she cool very cute well made her name she's Lauren Lauren listen to me right now if you steal call away to Arizona oh I'm gonna slash your bronca tires how about about that? You should have to come out here. Oh, that's her bronca? That's the bronca. Damn. That's the bronca. I ran it one. I ran it one. That made it.
Starting point is 00:57:11 No, but I ran it up. Bronca. I ran it up. I ran it up. Bronca was sport. Oh, that doesn't count. Oh, there's our soy boy broncos. That was gonna say, I was on bronca.
Starting point is 00:57:21 I didn't like it. No, well, who does? Oh, so that's a different bronca? That should go hard as well. You didn't rent that. Wow, Brinning. Hey, you know, we did You rented the RAV4 Broncos. That's not the Bronco Brinco It's the worst mark on history. Look at that thing. Look at the RAV4 That's not what we have. So we got to RAV4 Wait, that's like the shit. That was impressed with the chick.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Hey, you should go back to her. It's the worst mark in all time. Listen what for did. Forgo is, hey, we're releasing new Bronco. They send renderings of that bad ass thing where everybody's like, yeah, and forgo is, well, we got this little one though. We're gonna send out first their plan was to release this. And then a month later, the big bad boy real Bronco But they had problems with building with the roofs and the computer chips. A year later, now they're starting, so it's just horrible. So I've only been seeing the sport.
Starting point is 00:58:13 Now the general public goes, that's the Bronco and it's not. That's what I've been doing. I didn't like it. I thought it was all over. Hey, Brinny, does it come with those tires that she had? It comes like that. That's the Badland padded padded padded padded padded. So the Badland right there,
Starting point is 00:58:25 that's what's the interior? Like, is it a real truck then? It's like a simple, like nice truck. All right, so maybe you can take that roof off. Is that my next truck? No, you can take the roof off. Nope, you stick with that sport. Tesla.
Starting point is 00:58:38 No, you stick with that Ford sport. No, you fuck off. No, you rented one for reason. No, I'm a man. I'm a man. No, I do all-frored shit in case. I like to rap for for you. No, I don't rap for her. Although, I think one for racing. You're a man, I'm a man, I do all-road shit. In case. I like a rap for for you. No, I don't want that.
Starting point is 00:58:47 A rap for her. Although, I think I gotta stick with my Tesla. I can't go anywhere. A rap for. Look at that thing. Boy, that's what I drove. Fuck, I was like, this thing sucks. That's what I've been driving.
Starting point is 00:58:57 That's what I drove it. I was like, this thing sucks. No, you didn't get it. Wait, this was in Delaware, you rented it? And now you, you, you, you. The Bronco sport. Yeah, that's that thing. A cow, so you like the Bronco though?
Starting point is 00:59:07 Oh, it's a blast, yeah. I like your defender inside. Yeah, and does she have her own place? Yep, yep. Her roommates. Right in Scottsdale, nope, no roommate, just a dog. What does she do for work? She is a social worker.
Starting point is 00:59:19 So she helps me. Oh, man. Yeah, I'm a listen, I'm a listen, I'm a liking this connection for you. We'll bring her out to show. Now she's in Arizona'm a listen, I'm a liking this connection for you. We'll bring her out to the show. Now she's in Arizona though. Yep, good old Scottsdale, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:28 That's not too far from here for you. 45 minutes flight. 45 minutes flight. Easy flight. Five hour drive. Yeah. She got a road trip in the Broncos. Far drive, but short drive sucks.
Starting point is 00:59:38 Yeah. Yeah, we've been, we've been FaceTime in every day since. Is she from Arizona? She is from Pebble Beach like California. Okay. Take it easy. Yeah, it's This is serious. Yeah, she was very weird when you went over the first thing the night at a new place first time you guys ever met It wasn't you know, I thought I was gonna be you guys connected quick I was at her house before she even got off work Which I think you know a creepy thing to do she was like here's the coach. Yeah, here's the code And I just sat with the dog and Uber Eated, but y'all had been talking for a minute before or so It was already a nice little bill. Yeah, it was a weird process
Starting point is 01:00:16 Yeah, but no, it was a good time. We my buddy pitches for the Mariners So we got a slower level tickets to watch them beat the diamondbacks Oh, damn yeah, that was the first date. Yeah, eight to five. Shout out, Eric Swanson. I like it. It was a good weekend. Me and likes it.
Starting point is 01:00:32 You like the Diamondbacks stadium? Yeah, it was not the factable roof was honest. It was like, you weren't sweating your ass off in there. It's fun out there. Wow. Did you explore downtown Phoenix? Not really, no. We kind of just keep it.
Starting point is 01:00:44 Phoenix, yeah. Yeah so yeah good shit man. Well you need to go to Mesa where I'm from. Oh no we didn't we really was a low key. We went to the Broadway and dobs and it's still on the Phoenix references. Huh you should have seen where we think Oh yeah my car guy Greg's from Arizona. It's my manager Josh from Arizona.
Starting point is 01:01:03 And he's from Arizona. The rest of us are in there. It's like, you know, you know, you know, been to Don Dees. Brendan Don Dees. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, stop, stop, stop, stop. I've never been there.
Starting point is 01:01:13 I don't give a fuck, dude. I'll try it out when I get there. Don't describe it to me. I've never been there. He was the best conversation ever. Half hour of that. It was great. You know, been to JR.
Starting point is 01:01:22 Oh, but you know, been to JR. It's like, I'm not from Arizona, guys guys. I don't I don't give a fuck Half an hour that everyone we had a great talk on J goes that we in the right jago's that was the entire country about Phoenix and we're not from there He's like I couldn't get out of that room fast enough. I go how weird is that they kept asking if we've been all these places J goes it's insane. They thought we'd hear. I can never, I know. Jacob's, it's insane. I have, I don't remember.
Starting point is 01:01:46 And also it doesn't matter if I was. It doesn't matter. I think Greg's like, dude, this JT's, look, you Google it. I'm like, it was a great conversation. For you three. Yeah. We talked about Jim Blossom's and shit. Nope, stop, stop with the references.
Starting point is 01:02:02 But you love Phoenix, don't you? I do, I love Phoenix. It's like people to say, I'll sit around, I just hear people talk about what happened the other day. And I'm like, or what we're gonna do. What's it like? You know what's it like? I have a million stories from Montana. You guys weren't there.
Starting point is 01:02:16 You know, you don't care. Like I don't want to hear about your Delaware vacation. I was in there. Don't show me. You want to hear about it? He texted me because I was Montana. I sent him a picture of the horse of big dick. I? What would you do? You text me because I was Montana. I sent him a picture of the horse with big dick. I went fantastic.
Starting point is 01:02:27 That's it. That's all I need. That's all I need. And even then, I except, unless something crazy happened. Well, the horse game kicked in there. That made me laugh. That, I don't know why I laughed so hard that time. I went, I was like, I can't take it in the head. Because I know what horses are and I know you haven't been really around.
Starting point is 01:02:39 I was laughing so fucking hard. Oh, I know what fucking. It was just the way you said it to me that made me laugh so fucking hard, and I can't remember why. But it was like, I know, like horses are no joke, and you were like, I go, I go. Well, you know what I did get really into? I mean, I've been on the show and I used to watch it,
Starting point is 01:02:55 but it just fell off for the reason. And I didn't realize that it's so many seasons. He's crushing it. I got into ghost adventures. Was Zach Baggins? Maybe my girl got really into it. Why don't we had him on the yeah That's all via zoom he was amazing. I go he goes. How you doing Zach? You were like he goes, I'm not good dude
Starting point is 01:03:11 Not good. I got into a full-fledged Tug of war with a ghost is now my girl Let's think grab my girl's purse and she was literally up in midair and I was holding on her ankles And I was blood. Yeah, it's Brian's like yeah haunts that, sir. Yeah, Brian, that never happened. So anyways. I love Zach, though. All right, Jim, what do you got, buddy? All right.
Starting point is 01:03:34 We already had covered the two sad topics. Yeah. Oh, this is actually pretty cool. It's not cool that it happened, but the kid has been found. So he's a toddler, I guess they live in a rural area in Australia, and then the kid just went missing somehow. And it's like a real big open space, so they couldn't find him for three, four days.
Starting point is 01:03:54 What is it? They found the kid alive, took you from the stream. What was he doing? He was just lost. He just left the house and they'd be put in a lost. You know how many things he's got. He's got a Australian outback and kill you. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:04:04 Crocodiles. He's wandering spiders.istic. Australian outback and killing. Oh my God. Crocodiles wandering spiders. Lions. Fucking, no. Dingo. Dingo. No, no, no. How's a bingo? Snakes, do you know how many poison snakes?
Starting point is 01:04:14 Spiders. Spiders. Brown snakes. There are some ways. Get herpes from the bullet. See you again. The video, right? You gotta be more up on.
Starting point is 01:04:23 But there are so many poison snakes. There are so many things that'll fuck you up. And he was in a boot. A little three year old. And he survived three days and he's drinking from a stream. Three days. Where did he sit? What a stud. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:04:35 It's incredible when you see the footage. This is them in a helicopter, some shit. I don't know if it's a hell, yeah, this is a climb in a tree. They spot him right around here. He's drinking water Poor fella. Oh damn Oh my god Thank god they found that. Thank God. So all he had was a diaper rush and some ant bites.
Starting point is 01:05:08 Damn. Wow. Wow. Lucky. What a little stud. Three or a little stud. Yeah. Thank God.
Starting point is 01:05:16 But they're trying to find out how he went missing. I guess family friend is trying to find out how he went missing. He probably just wondered off. And he got his stick too, so it's tough. My son would want my son taking the beach. He's fucking a down horizon. I said he's autistic Yeah, there's your parents funny out that they that's fine. I'm alive My god think about what they were going through and no, I can't imagine
Starting point is 01:05:37 What are you? Alright, so this is I gotta just tell you the story really quick. Okay, I forgot it's a minute kid getting lost So this is I gotta just tell you a story really quick. Okay, I forgot it. It's a mighty kid getting lost. Okay great Fucking my my my my my sisters my my my Jonas's father died Okay, right so my my brother lost father died, okay And he was surrounded by all his family and they were telling stories He was lucid. He can hear them all telling stories about him and honoring him is great great husband great grandfather great father He dies. He died of 77.
Starting point is 01:06:06 Little young. So I'm sorry. He's telling stories. Why he's about to pass away? No, he wasn't. They were telling stories. They were telling stories. They were around him sharing stories.
Starting point is 01:06:14 As he's gone. That's the way to do it. Great thing. And then he said, he died of old age. He died of cancer, man. He had been a smoker when he was younger and lung cancer. All right. Keep going.
Starting point is 01:06:24 And so, and it's really well because he was married to Abba, for his wife for 55 years. My Jonas is holding his mom while he goes. And he took his last breath and they said they saw him take his last breath. That's the way he wanted to. Yep, he took his last breath. And they said as he expired, his whole body just changed color immediately. And he just spirit passed on right and But a hell to send off right so I talked to my dad today
Starting point is 01:06:49 But I go hey listen me listen. I'm 81 He give I guess I'm 81. This is a formal request and I'm being serious When I go and I could be tomorrow because let's be honest It's so funny big guy. I have an aneurysm. My dad went like that. It's gonna happen very quickly. Just know this. If I don't go right away and I'm in the fucking hospital, I don't want the grandkids in the room to see me take my last breath.
Starting point is 01:07:16 I've been there many times. It's an ugly scene. Yeah. I don't, he's so fucking matter of fact. Talk to him about God. He's like, nah, don't believe in it. I just go upstairs. He's just, he's just hardcore. He's like, nah, don't believe in it. I just go upstairs. He's just hard core.
Starting point is 01:07:27 He's like, nah, I just go. I go. I better wear a ginkgo off. And then I start trying to turn him against my kids. Just like, let me go. It's a money. That's how my uncle Paxwood, he was at home. He didn't want to get the hospital at home.
Starting point is 01:07:39 He was surrounded by my aunt and other people and his kids. I remember. Yeah, he took his breath He was I'm ready to go took a breath. It's a didn't weird to breath and just done Damn, yeah, staring out the San Francisco skyline I did he died a cancer. Yep. Yeah, it's off a girl. Yeah She's way to go though. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's right. We're all calling. We're up. That's all gonna be us
Starting point is 01:08:03 How dare you. Nobody gets out of this alive. Yeah. But yeah, somewhere in the other side. What else you got, Chad? Are you going to die in those Bruce Lee pits? No, these are amazing. You want to be buried in this?
Starting point is 01:08:16 Oh, do I want to die in these fucking? No. I don't want to. You think I like them that much? I do. I do. Actually, you know know I do like Imagine top imagine top wouldn't you you're being a non-being
Starting point is 01:08:29 That's it. Yeah, you went ahead. You're going at me. No, I'm not I do do look at these You don't like little lemon. No, god no, they don't they don't have a lot of things our size Let me stand up. I see what they look like with you standing how you want me to stand I like that you got a little pocket there Do this you put check and I have a question? I see what they look like with you standing. How you want me to stand? I like that you got a little pocket there. Do this, you put chin in there. Can I ask you a question? You got them high on purpose? Or is that what they're a little sure?
Starting point is 01:08:51 I don't know what I want. You do. Do you look at that styling dog? Now, all right, so there we go. Got any pack. Yeah. And you want to do one of those. You have, you want to make sure that your legs look a little
Starting point is 01:09:03 shorter than they actually are. That's the style. It's a, it's a question because you look good. I know. Yeah, I get it. I've always loved high waters. I like ice. I used to, I used to buy a, uh, dickies, but I would get like my waist, but like a 38
Starting point is 01:09:17 30. Yeah, like, I like it. I wasn't 38 back then. I was not saying that. Oh, yeah, yeah, like a 38 30. Yeah, yeah. I like the look. I don't know. I just, I'm just varying into this style. And I, and I keep wearing these shoes because these are my favorite pair of bands that I've ever had.
Starting point is 01:09:30 You get those in though. Yeah, you helped me pick them up. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though.
Starting point is 01:09:38 Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though.
Starting point is 01:09:36 Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those in though. Yeah, you got those him in yeah what else you got yet just I heard this woman was in a bikini going through the airport and going to spirit outlines makes sense hey yeah just bikini and a mask all right and our husband is I don't know how long she's what a hug why did you walk to the airport like that she just now did they let just one swimming now did they let her yeah yeah flight flight sure I mean they just are going through the kick her off dude they've kicked hot girls off or when like gym shit oh that's actually if you only if you work for the airline so this is a this is a what or not what's
Starting point is 01:10:22 supposed to in surround handle that just dedicated to the humans of spirit airlines. That's what you said, man. Who the fuck approved spirit to be an official airline? That's so great. See that? I'm taking it twice in my life and one time was all of us coming from, we had to get back because our flag got our other you know waters a bitch, please And it fuck with us and I you like you get a see the first class is so regular
Starting point is 01:10:53 Oh, dude, I flew from fucking filly to love you X and they were so mean there No, it didn't pick up the garbage. It didn't give us American Airlines. They didn't give us anything. Oh, it's American Airlines No, we're talking about spirit my my girl had to mask here and she goes bring your mask up bring your mask up to here Yeah, I don't know what the fuck no nostrils nostril No, no Gabe Gable Steve's in that gold medal winning wrestler.
Starting point is 01:11:26 It looks like he's going to WWE instead of UFC or any more. That's right. Yeah, I've reached that point. You have a 21 year old. Is he that young? Oh, is the big guy that does the backflip? You won gold, yeah. And the wrestler you're gonna see for sure.
Starting point is 01:11:37 Yeah, you're right. Yeah, that guy won a gold medal at 21 years old. Let me ask you this question. You're, you wouldn't know better. Shouldn't, would you say to him, go to WWE, or go to the UFC? I don't know what he wants to do, but obviously he wants to do WWE.
Starting point is 01:11:53 You've seen it in a long road, dude. Do you know that background? He went that background. He left it. And Dana wasn't that receptive either. He tried to, he reached out to Dana White and I think Bellator and everyone else, but Dana just got, he was supposed to meet it
Starting point is 01:12:04 with Dana White and Dana didn't meet him Well, first of all he should take I would imagine a guy that as he's a wrestler He should go to a five year and two years and then fight he could fight on the regional circuit and destroyed dudes Yeah, just get experience right yeah, I would send a K But you're talking about it's a five year period before you get in the US at least at least maybe have you weights are different But I didn't too. Yeah. He's a sick athlete, he's super young.
Starting point is 01:12:28 But maybe he's really into WWE, so he does that. Makes more money. He's gonna make a lot of money there. Yeah, you do. Maybe more damage actually. Yeah. That's done for I said he got more. Look at the rock, he's fun.
Starting point is 01:12:38 The injury's from WWE. That's where his neck he keeps. You have a hell of a city when he did WWE? Years of MMA and then all son I would say you have seen more dangerous. Yeah, those guys get fucked up though Yeah, I'm sure W. Yeah, from pretty fat A person with with with you do much right? Oh, I probably could have the other head.
Starting point is 01:13:04 But yeah, probably not as much. I'm sure I'm wrong. That's what you're tree. You're your sparring with a head of weight. The goal of the UFC is to knock the guy out. So it's like, yeah, enjoy France. Did you watch this weekend's fights? Daring Till and Brunson?
Starting point is 01:13:16 I did, I did watch those fights. Yeah, I, I, uh, um, wanted to, I mean, I just feel like Daring Till, I think think there until has that, I know he went to Brazil to learn jujitsu and learn, and I know he's got an American wrestling coach. I just think sometimes people have trouble assimilating wrestling into their thing. And I think the blueprint for there until it's take him down and beat him up and that's what Tyrone was doing. And you're never going to reach that title unless you can grab him.
Starting point is 01:13:44 Never. And Derek Brunson was a D1 wrestler, but not a high level D1 wrestler. And so, I think anybody, a lot of guys, and you have to do that at 85. And what do you do? He even has a cut to 70 and maybe get with a new camp. Okay, and here's the other thing I have to say about it. And I'm gonna take you.
Starting point is 01:14:00 But then tomorrow, I'm gonna take you. And then you got Colby Cum it nightmare for rest those ass off You're gonna lose I'm putting all my money on those guys Yeah, me too and the other thing I notice is that and I'll get heat maybe but even as a striker I don't see him jabbing a lot. I see that left hand. That's fucking I win Coutique is strike. I'm not trying to critique strike But I do think he's also going against a grappler. So he's a very high level striker
Starting point is 01:14:25 High level but he's not very high level striker. Striker, I know he's a high level striker. He's high level. But he's not K1 level, right? You know what I mean? He's high level. He's his background's kickboxing. His background's kickboxing. Go to his Wikipedia. He's striking.
Starting point is 01:14:34 I wouldn't critique his striking. I would say this striker's not a issue, but it's his grappling. His left hand's great. I would only say this about striking with all due respect. I know he's great. I would just say that, and I'm due respect. I know he's great. I would just say that, and I'm a fan, I want him to do really well. I would say, I don't know that I see a big difference in, and when he first got in there versus now five years later, that's all I'd say.
Starting point is 01:14:55 That's just to my naked eye. And I wonder if that's, yeah, maybe because he's been working so much on this wrestling. I don't know, man, I had high and I think it's a really tough, this fucking tough sport. The tough is, it's fucking, he's great and it's really tough but, you have a fan of him, it's just he's gonna have to completely reinvent himself. He tapped quick too, like right when Brunson got the rear naked choke, before he even really put any pressure, he tapped, which I didn't understand.
Starting point is 01:15:22 And so like his spirit, like looking at him going in the fight, he looked up, yeah, he looked up. He looked up, he didn't want it in the beginning, either he walked in, like he just got out of bed. A lot of pressure on him. Yeah, and then also he just found out. He also had, no he's not. He was in Vegas.
Starting point is 01:15:36 Oh was that Vegas? He's from Liverpool? Yep, it was all England. Oh, he's from the West. He's from the West. Oh, he's from the West. Why was he in all English? Okay.
Starting point is 01:15:43 Thank you, Jim. What do you think about Patty Pimblit? Stun. That's big thing in the UFC. You think so? I know. He got work. I thought the Italian guy was gonna knock him out and he just,
Starting point is 01:15:53 he has a chin. Yeah, patty to stun. But do we know what he's a stud? But his striking, he did get clipped and he's gonna get, you know. It's for sure, see fight. Main card? Stun. Super stud. Patty's from Liverpool too. he's gonna get you. It's for sure. See fight main card. Yeah, yeah, super stud. You're standing by before Liverpool two.
Starting point is 01:16:08 Yeah, I have and that was the first time. Ask him to. There's no telling Farter I can get behind now. Every time. Yeah, I hate Vittoria as no personality. In my opinion, I think he's kind of a tool. Well, like, yeah, and he got to be. But every time I'll be a fan of him. I like, I want like someone who has like a personality.
Starting point is 01:16:23 He's fun to watch. Vittoria, I think that's fun to watch. Every time I watch you, we have I like, I want, like someone who has like a personality, he's fun to watch, if you're a tourier, anything that's fun to watch. Every time I watch you, we have a fight, and I'll see like an Italian guy walking in the ring, I'm like, fuck yeah, someone I can get behind. Two seconds in the get knock the fuck out. Tell me the most Italian guy was Sikara.
Starting point is 01:16:35 Sikara looked badass too. Had the biggest Italian bummer. He called Siamon as back. Yeah, it's just rough. I really like that guy, who would patty fight? What was his name? I can't even remember it. Um, that's just rough. I really liked that guy who would patty fight. What was his name? I can't even remember it He was a talent guy. He was it was weird. He's a talent. But he's like had like Brazilian Pat is the real deal man. So it's calm. I asked what wait a car fight it. I think it's 185
Starting point is 01:17:01 That's Lexus I bet he's a rock star. Those Lexus. Yeah, wow. Let's make man whatever. Let me go. Let me go. Damn. I want to get you in one second here.
Starting point is 01:17:12 Just one here at a Virginia school. They did a board meeting and then I guess someone did a prank where they put all these different names as registered people to talk in public at that board meeting. And then the doctor would read off these names. The, I saw this video. What up? Film a crack in. Film a crack in.
Starting point is 01:17:38 And you can see the names here. Wait. Soke, soup, my headache.ak, my dick. Soak my dick. My dick. Oh, fill in my cock. Fill in my cock. You're feeling me cock. I leaned over.
Starting point is 01:18:04 I leaned over. I leaned over. I Lane dover Lane dover He's all looking around He's dead says Don Kittick donky dick. Oh, that's what I was what is that Don Kittick So ten years old Wayne Kerr Wayne Kerr So 10 years old, wanker. Wanker. Wanker. Wanker.
Starting point is 01:18:27 Suck my dick. Suck my dick. So that was pretty funny. We're pretty immature. Yeah. Oh, this is an old one. I was watching with the guys earlier, but look how this guy floats basically.
Starting point is 01:18:40 Oh, that was my boyfriend. He doesn't look real, right? It that tell us? That's it. Jesus. It doesn't look real, right? It almost looks like this. That's because that ground, that ground is like what Jeff had. No, that's a fair. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 01:18:52 because I've seen more videos of him. He doesn't, he doesn't say anything on the basketball court. It looks like a crazy, right? It looks like real. Wow. Yeah, he's got a bouncy surface. He's got a, uh, a sassure turf. Oh, damn.
Starting point is 01:19:03 Where's he? His, uh, his jump is, he's really explosive. God, I'll say, that's him. Yeah turf. Oh damn. His jump is really explosive. God, I'll say. That's him. Yeah, he's really. Yeah, look at him. Oh, dude. Nadyo know. Bro. No, absolutely. He cares. He's a freak athlete. Yeah. Let me see that fucking. Which one? Go up to that base,
Starting point is 01:19:18 that basketball hoop. Is he holy shit. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah, people think he's like on something, but no, he just has a, well, he's all fast, whether he's on something here or not, it's kind of a problem. He's on something. No, I'm not talking about like for it to help him
Starting point is 01:19:33 with his flip. That's weird. He's a combined of bot and like something bouncing. Man, you know what? He's just, yeah, that's impressive. He's not a man, he looks foreign. Yeah, is he an American? Ah, it's good call, man. He looks foreign. Yeah, is he an American? It's good call. He looks foreign Joe M Rose
Starting point is 01:19:49 I think American name I feel like yeah, dude. Yeah, but that's pretty crazy. Oh, Jesus This one good for him. I guess Drake leaked an unreleased song with Kanye and Andre 2000 albums gonna be bigger Maybe like I think God yeah. Yeah. Well Kanye, I still, I mean that almost just okay to me. Yeah. Doesn't matter.
Starting point is 01:20:12 I said who's gonna be bigger. No, we didn't make no bet. No, you said Kanye is gonna be bigger. Wait, you like Drake's album? I mean Kanye's album more than Drake's. Yeah, for me, yeah. I don't know. But like, you gotta really understand it.
Starting point is 01:20:22 Listen, I say that because. It's heavy. It's like, I don't, well,, I say that because it's like, when are you listening to Kanye going down the highway? But musically, I think it's great, but you guys are thinking it on a different level than what I'm gonna think of it as. Yeah, okay, I see what you're gonna be like. I'm into his production, I get it.
Starting point is 01:20:40 You know, whereas the average fan that just wants to hear something dope and hype, yeah, they're probably gonna be like, oh, I don't like the album. Yeah, there's a lot more stuff. Yeah, it's like the average fan that just wants to hear something dope and hype. Yeah, they're probably gonna be like I don't like the album. Yeah, there's a lot more Yeah, it's just different from me. Yeah, I go. Yeah, I see I'm just saying when you're gonna listen to it Going down the road with your boys. I listen to it all time. I listen to it all the way here. I did it I tried it. It's just too heavy. That's what I'm saying You're gonna hear it differently. I can't even like I when it first dropped I tried to put it look like
Starting point is 01:21:02 I It made me want to come but that's not what it to put it a play at the gym. I it made me want to kill But that's not what it's for. It's not for the gym I know for that but like I listen to so much You're listing your listing pleasure. Yeah, it's for him to get all his baggage out, you know I mean if you take it that way yeah I'll fight you I always like Right now well that that current event was a
Starting point is 01:21:22 Curnt of that because I guess it backfired on Drake because when the audience heard the song, the collaboration, they thought it was better than any song on Drake's or Kanye's album. Yeah, everyone likes the song. They should probably call it a break. That's a good song. That's a really good song. Let him call it a break.
Starting point is 01:21:35 There's a real dope ending to it. He takes a sample of DMX with his daughter on this ride. That's cool. And he's like, because she was like freaking out on it. He's like, I'm right here baby, right here. It's a pretty cool sample. This dope. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:50 And Andre 3000's versus pretty dope. It's like a tribute to his mom that passed away. Yeah, it's a really good verse. I'm actually, what's the name of the song? So I can listen to it. Life of the party. Thanks. No, are they taking it off from,
Starting point is 01:22:04 so you can't listen to it since he leaked it and now was it? Oh, you can listen to it. I'm sure you can find it anywhere. Yeah. Let's out that one. Let's out it's out. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:12 All right, we got a man that cut off his penis during a police chase. It's obviously some psychological stuff that this guy had. He can't imagine throws that out of a car during police. No, his back was against the wall man he had to figure something out. It's like, okay. They just saw a car blocking traffic. No, his back was against the wall, man, he had to figure something out. It's like, okay.
Starting point is 01:22:25 They just saw a car blocking traffic. So they told him move and then it became a chase. And then at some point he stopped, cut off his penis, was naked, threw it out, and then the chase went on. They're cops like, you know, we're still arresting even though you can't have your day, right? He said that something on the radio,
Starting point is 01:22:41 the voices on the radio told him he had to do it to save the world. Poor guy. People do this crap too. Gowd to your eyes on and cut off their penises. You probably, uh, you imagine the mind fuck for the cops chasing them off for the dick to hit the windshield while they're chasing them. I don't know if it was the windshield, but he throw that stuff. He said he just dropped it.
Starting point is 01:22:58 Oh, there was that girl. That girl that Gowd's rise out. She was on drugs and said, God told me to do it. She was on. What was it? I forgot. I saw her saw I saw and remember rapper name Houston way back in the day. Yeah, he yeah What's that song that he there was a huge song? He also gouges I out cuz yeah, I told them to But he was on some shit. He had smoked something. Yeah, yeah, right? Okay Yeah, it's a lot of times you smoke so a lot like that. What is it called?
Starting point is 01:23:27 Yeah, was it on something? It says, why did Houston get gouged? Go out. He said it was God. Don't do. No, go back to him. Want to be a baller? Is that one?
Starting point is 01:23:36 So go to hit that thing. When people in the understabbing, he was restrained locked in first floor and went one there and started to get his left eye out with a plastic fork. That's fun. Stress caused by the music industry. Okay.
Starting point is 01:23:50 Yeah, I'm pretty good. Yeah. We just have one on. Damn, bro. Oh, that makes me sad. It did say it's hit single under that. Where? If you scroll down a little bit,
Starting point is 01:23:59 a little bit farther. The first week of PGO, I like that. Couging your eyes out. No. Further? Yeah, I like that. Oh, yeah, that's it's I like that. I like that. I like video. I like that. Couging your eyes out. Further? Yeah, I like that. Oh, that's it. It's I like that. I like that. I like that. With money. I like that. You don't know. Oh, I like that.
Starting point is 01:24:12 Let me just play a real quick. You wouldn't know it. Because you know everything. It's not chingy. I think he was on it. Chingy was on it, right? You shocked me when you were singing a role in me by Dylan Meatry. Oh, yeah. Yeah featuring Chiggy. Yeah Remember this song That's Houston And Brian dance come on we're all doing it
Starting point is 01:24:46 I like that. I like that. We're the pop. We're like that. Yep. See, you got it. Oh, he's on the video. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You ever seen how our music video shot? Oh, it's terrible.
Starting point is 01:24:58 Or music scene in a movie. I don't like, they don't play, they can't play the music. No, I'm sorry. You're just like dancing to nothing. It's gotta be so awkward. That's right. Well, that's pretty much it. I'm seeing you in Buffalo kids.
Starting point is 01:25:13 I'm in Buffalo Thursday. There's weekend, there you go. Heal him. Get your tears in. Yeah, I'm being Buffalo, September 9th. This Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I gotta start advertising for it. Denver, Comedy Works, September 23rd, 24th, 25th, downtown. Comedy was can't wait one of my favorite clubs. Chicago Illinois,
Starting point is 01:25:30 the end of the month in proffs September 30th, 31st and October 1. And me and the crew are in San Jose this weekend. Thursday Friday Saturday, San Jose in proff, Chappelle Levy, David Lucas, myself is in San Jose, California this week. And then in two weeks, September 24th, which is the Friday, September 25th is Saturday, one show Friday, one show Saturday, Bud Light event center in San Antonio, Texas, Denver, Colorado, September 30th through October 2nd,
Starting point is 01:26:00 then Las Vegas, Nevada, October 7th through the 9th. And then this Friday, the Thick Boy built church, you always see me rocking the built shirts, the collab drops this Friday at 9 a.m. Friday morning at thickboy.com, they'll go fast, they're limited edition limited run, built and Thick Boy got together and dropping some dope ass merch for you.
Starting point is 01:26:20 Thickboy.com this Friday. Boom, Cobb, so I had to reschedule to December 8th. If you bought tickets for that show, that will transfer over to the December 8th show. And now I'll put the link up as soon as I get the link. And then October 7th through the 9th, I'll be in Tampa, Florida at Side Splitters. Boom.
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