The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 726

Episode Date: September 8, 2021

The guys talk Joe Rogan's Ivermectin controversy, Vitor Belfort vs Evander Holyfield, Anderson Silva vs Tito Ortiz and Donald Trump commentating on the event, Shane Gillis' comedy... special, Khalil Rountree, Cam Newton and his dimepiece La Reina and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:19 I know it's the end of Buffalo. He's giving out free chicken wings. End blow drops. End Jim Kelly and Steve Tasker are opening up for him. And they're see Brian and Buffalo. He's giving out free chicken wings and blow drops and blow drops. And Jim Jim Kelly and Steve Tasker are opening up for them. They're opening in Buffalo and Buffalo. And where your Brennshaw Buffalo Bills, Josie's there's four of them out there. There are four of them out there and they did some for quite some time. And I'll be my royalty.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow Thursday Friday Saturday, not a big deal. Go show. He's got a T-shirt cannon. Yeah. Now if I don't show a lot of tickets, you guys got to Smith is going to be there. Yeah, and if I don't tell a lot of tickets, you guys got to send. Bruce Smith is gonna be there. And if I don't sell a lot of tickets,
Starting point is 00:02:48 and you know this, your kids don't eat. It's the only time I get very depressed. There's no talking to me. There's no talking to me. I sit in the, I sit like this on my phone, and I don't want anything to drink. I don't want to talk to anybody. I'm a nightmare be around.
Starting point is 00:03:00 I just go and shut up. When you do a club, you don't sell tickets. Oh my God. you can call and complain your age and complain about the club. So many. It comes down to one thing, one thing, but I never said, just to be like, dude, this, I won't say the name of the comic,
Starting point is 00:03:14 but like, he just torn him, he might not sell and take it. So like, do make sense. It's on him. You're your own, yeah. Mark the ocean. And then don't think I don't hate myself. It's, it's literally, it's literally,
Starting point is 00:03:24 it's literally the fan saying, we don't wanna see you. I call them up, I call them up during this past year during COVID and stuff and I call them up and I go, I go, I give, I had no one else to call. I call them, I go, hey, these are my fucking ticket counts. I go, motherfucker, I wanna kill everybody, I wanna kill, and he goes like this You guys look I know there's nothing I can say right now to make you feel better
Starting point is 00:03:47 I know you're really pissed off and you were like you gave me some things. Yeah, I got a fucking go Okay, I know I get murderous. Yeah, I'm just talking to me because it's definitely personal it's personal people of Buffalo or San Jose whatever that saying we're good I've only been doing this my whole life. It's only been, I've only tried my very best. And sometimes my very best ain't good enough. And I'm not good at marketing maybe, and maybe I should get better,
Starting point is 00:04:13 and maybe I should get better at all my other stuff. But you know, sometimes I just don't feel funny either. So today's I just feel fucking, and by the way, you're on one today, huh? I know, right? I'm going, bro. I'm gonna sell some tickets. Got to sell some tickets?
Starting point is 00:04:25 Dude, I guess, yeah. Are you staying at the hotel they're gonna put you in? They're haunted one. No, I'm gonna stay at the hotel. I'm gonna stay at the hotel. Your brother gave me a hotel. Okay, stay at the haunted one. Oh, and they have an open there who's there,
Starting point is 00:04:35 momma momma momma momma. Monster. Really? Monster. I'm bringing dove, David off, but maybe I'll have a monster. But have him that guy, I am see it. He has the hottest 20 year-over seat.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Ask me, 21, not his thing. 20, that's it. Don't say, hey, can you do 22 tonight? He can't. Okay, so 20 is, what's his name? Say his name? Forget his name.
Starting point is 00:04:57 All right. You know, I'm bad at him with name. Yep, he'll probably reach out. I'm the worst with names, and I'll tell you where I'm really bad. You and me are, I'll meet my, oh yeah. Oh yeah, well he didn't know my Wife's name for two years I'm when I say well I say for two years. I was a house part of you
Starting point is 00:05:15 You've met her 50 times I remember what you do you just go He had to pick something up for my house of the camera, and he shows up at my house, me and my girl watching, me and my wife at the time were watching TV. And I'm in my, like, I'm in like, kind of, like, kind of, sweats and maybe some, this one you were off Montana.
Starting point is 00:05:32 And yeah, and, and, and she's in like, a little nightgown, something, and we're just watching TV all, you know, cuddle up, eatin' like, you know, kettle, corn or whatever, you know. And then Brennan, I, Dervo rings, and Brennan's standing there. We both answered the phone, oh, the door were like, I don't know why you both's standing there. We both answer the phone. Oh, we're like, yeah I'm gonna wipe both.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Hi, and you go like this you go, hi, we go and then you go You know, I can kill you both right now I go what I can kill you I can take both your heads and go like this and you both die in your girl was like oh How's that? Oh I was like, it's kind of true. I went, well, see you later. I'm like, oh, that was eight years ago. That was eight years ago. Ding when you were off Montana.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Fucking, that's when we first started like, podgets. We were driving a Prius. Yep. And, and, and, Yeah, Prius, he had to go train, train. And it was costing too much money with gas. Orange County.
Starting point is 00:06:19 So he would squeeze into this little shit Prius. I kick it every time I get out of the car. Every time, every time. I'm kicking it. Fuck this shit Prius. I kick it every time I get out of the car. Every time. Every time, go. Kick it. Fuck you. This should be Prius. You had a Prius too.
Starting point is 00:06:28 I had a Prius. You had a Red Prius. Called the Red Ram. Yep. You say Barcelona, Red. I'm like, that's the Barcelona Red. And I was parking illegally. Anywhere I wanted, they just wouldn't give me tickets.
Starting point is 00:06:38 They were like, it was before everyone had a Prius. Cops would pull me over for real and I'd go, and I would literally, I'm in a Prius. So I go, listen to me right now right now you call Toyota you give them the ticket And I'm gonna tell you what I had I had this thing on sport and not you go and she opens up like a motherfucker I go and I was gonna give chase for you guys cuz I would blow you away if I want oh Shouldn't try that whiskey. I'm gonna try it right now Did you drive cow has your neck?
Starting point is 00:07:04 I brought my I brought my favorite. I'm gonna say it's better. I'm gonna try it right now Did you dry cow? I brought my favorite I'm gonna say it's better. I'm gonna stay positive Yeah, so I'm excuse me. I'm gonna get things get split dude. I brought my alcohols make me a favorite Whiskey all the way from Montana. It's all I drink I go with that smooth Whistling Andy is my absolute favorite get it away Montana local whiskey I don't think you can get in stores. I don't think you get online Absolutely nice. Yeah, damn man, it's my favorite Montana does it right. It's gotta. It's gotta. It's gotta a smoky smooth flavor daddy. Yeah, we're talking about it anyways
Starting point is 00:07:37 I found my favorite fighter from the UFC. Let's get let Brian guess cuz I know who it is Take a guess currently fighting. Currently fighting. And I'm assuming he's black. First to sing on it. What's come on, dude? Oh, it might be a guy who talks a lot. Talk.
Starting point is 00:07:56 No, no, no, no. Was that Kevin Hall? Yeah, I love the guy. No, no, no, no, no. He's asking, he's asking, he's asking, he literally, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yeah, I'll tell you. Yeah, I'll tell you. Yeah, I'll tell you. I don't know it. Khalil round tree. Khalil round tree.
Starting point is 00:08:28 I'll tell you why. He won't go to his Instagram, which should be illegal. I remember that very well. I'm going to show you some ultimate fighter. So you know, he used to be a train partner. I'm mind.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Oh, he used to be 300 pounds. He used to be 300 pounds. Oh, really? He worked out the, uh, old team. Go to a fight shop. He worked at the O T M fight shop. He shop. He worked at the old team fight shop. He was doing a pound.
Starting point is 00:08:46 He decided to get in shape and start fighting. And he came into black house. And it was me. There he was. Holy fuck. Anderson Silva. And he jumps in the ring to spar with me and Anderson Silva. Oh boy.
Starting point is 00:08:58 And I watch him go to Anderson. I'm like, oh, he did really well. He did? Really well. And then he goes with me and does really well. And actually, he looks at me. He's very good. Hey, this is why I go to that topic.
Starting point is 00:09:11 He was in the UFC at the time. That video right there. He was not in the UFC. No, he just, he just, look at him. Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck. Bruh, he's a hardcore dude. Ha, ha, ha. So you should give him on the show for you? you dude that would be amazing. Wow. Yeah, hold on so so and he fights at 85 right now
Starting point is 00:09:30 Or 85 yeah, okay, so who's also in that division? I don't know the division is he's in that division Okay, so let me ask you so look by the way Obviously looks like a real athlete. They're very strong. So you just were like you did he did really well So he understood no had he had he been a boxer before this kickboxer, okay stud so he had a lot of experience Wow Not the top 15 oh he's not Get up here though. Yeah, yeah, sure at one at no time for the title dude wow At 40 years old dude
Starting point is 00:10:07 title dude. Wow. At 40 years old. Dude. Dude. And you know, you know, who's waiting in the in the shadows as the filling if somebody gets hurt. Hold on. My boy, Gary. Oh really? Now, there's a rumor Luke Rockhold is coming back to fight. Yeah, Luke Rockhold's fighting strictly. Yeah. That's a tough fight for Luke. Yeah. But Luke's talented man. Yeah., I mean we know who said we're on but Pick them up. He should he should grab them. Yeah, yes, looks a monster. I don't know why it isn't used more He's a monster grabber monster grabber. So homie was legit 300 pounds. Yeah damn that's fucking I like a chin so now when you wait so now wait so when when he got in the ring that's ran That's when you were spurned out. No, no, he look like tall guys. How do you think 300 pounds? He had fucked me name No, no, no, he look like tall guy how do you think three hundred pounds it fuck me name? Judal met three 20 no, no
Starting point is 00:10:53 Guy Maybe give him six foot People always exaggerate their high you still fight at light heavyweight I'm pretty sure he's I don't he's not still light heavy Is he still light heavyweight. I'm pretty sure he's not still at light heavy. Is he still at light heavyweight? Oh, he's from L.A. 31 years old. That's my guy right there. Nicknamed the war horse. All right. What would my nickname the nicest guy in the world?
Starting point is 00:11:15 Really? I got him. I now I got to meet him. I saw him jamming on it. I'm going to him a rainbow. I got him. He kind of into him. A rainbow comes out.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Yeah, he's a stud, man. He fell on some hard times, you know? Yeah, I got a, I got to be kind to him. A rainbow comes out. Yeah, he's a stud, man. He fell in some hard times, you know, yeah, I, he was going to retire. Mary did Johnny Walker too. That's the, oh, he just had a fight. I, oh, I think you were a big song fight this weekend. I saw the video. You know, the big news about who's calling the, uh, V-Twer bell for it. Yeah, that's a current event too. Trump and his son. Can he get any cooler? Trump and his son?
Starting point is 00:11:49 Just when Trump can't get any cooler. So, how hilarious is he? Oh, that reminds me, dude. Shane Gillis dropped a special on YouTube. Huh? Shane Gillis dropped a special on YouTube and is absolutely fucking fire. I bet.
Starting point is 00:12:03 He's a liar. Really? Fire. And there's no way, I texted my side about it. There's no way that he could have put it, like Netflix when it cleared the subject he's talking about. Showtime is really low. Like off the bat I'm like, oh this is why time.
Starting point is 00:12:16 YouTube is the new, it's an hour, how long? It's in, it's 40, it's 47 minutes, 47. But there's no way that would have got cleared by, thank you. It's time me as Shane Gillis. There's no way he would have got clear by me. Wow. Yeah right there. One day at two hundred two years. He's new well over a million. Well over a million. So dude he gave him a $2 million dude. He taught oh he'll get two three million dude when he talks about Trump and he's like he's like how hilarious he goes whatever you want to say you know how hilarious, he goes, whatever you want to say, you know, how hilarious was he during the debates? I don't want you to hear Joe Pitty.
Starting point is 00:12:48 He's talking about when, what's named Rand Paul? It says something, they're doing the debates and Rand Paul's like, you know, I think we should focus on education and everything. And then Ted Cruz goes, I think we should focus on healthcare and everything. And they get to Trump and goes, Ted Cruz, Ted Cruz cruise wife is a dog
Starting point is 00:13:07 Dog and one's like he can do that And the rampalls like hey, they're like shut the fuck up bitch. I like He's he is so good. He's like oh god jet bush or low energy Jeff It's like and Jeff goes you can't insult your way to the White House. That's exactly what he fucking did. Hello, energy Jeff. And he always talks about how he's like, these are lifelong politicians for 30, 40 years.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Trump's ever been a debate. He's like, he said he'd shut up the debates. Like, what are we talking about? Oh. And he goes like this, he goes, you gonna ask anybody else a question? Just get embarrassing. It's all about me.
Starting point is 00:13:43 I was like, how do you compete with that? Dude, no one does a better Trump when he impersonates embarrassing. It's all about me I was like how do you compete with that? You know one does a better Trump in like when he impersonates them. It's so Way to just the crowd how to do it really dude it's so I cannot do it. It's I'll stand up. Yeah, I can't wait. I've seen it. I've seen a duos hour quite a few times Dragon's come amazing. Yeah, Gilles is up. Yeah, I can chain go. It's a rumor. I'm sure Chango says he's not opening for me. That's his rumor That's a rumor we don't know Smith is cuz you know what Buffalo loves more than comedy footfall
Starting point is 00:14:13 Footfall when you get on stage go let's take the bills to Austin and see what they do Do that open with that? By the way, how weird I know let's take the bills to Austin and then you're I guess if you're a player you'd rather plan Austin excuse me. You know How weird is that I know let's take the bills to Austin and then you I Guess if you're a player you'd rather plan Austin excuse me. You know Not the notice they can't well they have Josh Allen who's an absolute monster Yeah, but yeah, no, so you can't really get like free agents to go there. Oh my god Hey, go to go to orchard park. It's gonna be snowy 99% and so cold with the fans are great The fans are great, but like the most fan is outside. Yeah. Oh yeah. There's no dough. So when you that's the advantage. Yeah, man, because they're
Starting point is 00:14:52 used to that cool. Oh, when I when I watch guys like that with no sleasers. So when you play football, you play Denver, you played I never were sleas. This is slippery on the football. How? Oh, no, so where are you home So, so I've always been fast. And I'm a, the cold makes me a coward. I can handle the heat. I can handle the sports on for you. No, the cold makes me a coward, especially if I'm cold.
Starting point is 00:15:14 And I got a hit. Helmet on? Oh, a helmet. And it's all like the helmets. So when you, when you are out there, what's the cold as you've ever played and do you think? Oh man, I mean, I mean. Growing up playing Peewee and Dan and Daryl.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Because it's zero other degrees. But remember, even at Peewee, we're playing some, I mean, mounds of snow, do you? So you're just, we play on some, it's just what you just get used to it. Yeah. So, but when you are playing, so you're gonna, you gotta go,
Starting point is 00:15:37 let's go. Sovid. When you gotta, when you gotta, what are you saying you have to drive the wedge? You have to break the wedge. Okay, when you gotta break the wedge. And it's really called out. Is your adrenaline kicked in,
Starting point is 00:15:47 so you're just not really feeling it or you aren't. It's just what you do, it's like. It's just your job. Yeah, it's just, you don't, if you're your coach, it keeps a little cold for me, do you mind if I take this game off? You like, what? You're fired.
Starting point is 00:15:58 You're fired. So you just suck it up. Do you think you do better in the cold than most people? Yeah, I don't mind it. Okay, you don't mind it. Some of the football players might like some like Dude, I hear in Rogers or like Josh Allen or monsters in the cold Remember the guy Tom Brady? They don't give up the Y. Was he were played for green Bay He was black dude rocked out of his mind And I remember it was so fucking cold and he's wearing just sleeves and it was
Starting point is 00:16:20 Feel the ball. Oh He was just so he was and he was doing Guys are this like you guys are hard motherfucker like a hard dude, man No, like he's just looking. I mean you go. You're made of different material Like is it word in San Jose this Thursday Friday? It's like it's like chilly at night Yeah, Jim when you check the weather in San Jose is it 50s? I mean chilly to me Just Montana at night in mornings was cold. Yeah, but San Jose hot hot is fuck right? Is it oh? Yeah, well you checked the weather Santa is it 50s. I mean chili to me. Just Montana Montana at night and mornings was cold Yeah, but Santa is hot. It's fuck right? Is it oh? Yeah, dude. Are they what are they doing the fires up there?
Starting point is 00:16:52 It's the very top one. Oh, San Jose. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for you. I'm gonna You're going. Yeah, well this morning. I you're fine. You're fine. Oh No, it gets chilly at night. It gets chilly. It was it was it was it's a 4 at night. That's not bad. Was it? It's just like not like jacket weather. Oh, 57, I don't get called. 56 degrees. That's still not jacket weather.
Starting point is 00:17:11 No. Yeah. Like a long sleeve. Yeah. I'll rock a long sleeve. Yeah. Long sleeve shirt. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:18 I don't wear like a jacket. No. Justing and being a fucking Gucci fucking car. I know. You give him any excuse to wear it just fucking the pocket. Yeah, my buddy told me who's this Navy seal told me that he, he almost died. He felt like he was going to die.
Starting point is 00:17:32 He thought he was going to die. The quality he was ever at was when they were, they were in the South China Sea. And I guess they, the seals, they had these like, they're, they're almost like these submarines that are open. They're open. They're, they're almost like these submarines that are open, they're open, they're, they're, they're, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're
Starting point is 00:17:50 on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're on to acclimate with the water. So they're sitting there waiting for the tide and there's nothing they can do. You have to wait until the tide comes in and you just do it. And it's got to be secret, you know, and you're in like off the near the coast of career or something. Yeah. And it gets and he said, I thought at that point I was going to die. Like I wasn't going to be able to make it and you're sitting there wet for it. at that point I was gonna die. Like I wasn't gonna be able to make it and you're sitting there wet for hours.
Starting point is 00:18:27 What's like people that are out of us? Yeah, and I asked him that because we were, I'm such a pussy, we were eating in Venice, at a restaurant. Oh, no. And at a restaurant outside. And I had my undershirt, long-sleeve shirt and a sweater.
Starting point is 00:18:43 And I was, I was chilly. I was like, and he had a t-shirt, I t-shirt on, a V-neck t-shirt on. And that's all he had. And he was just talking for an hour and, for two hours, he just, it didn't even adopt him. I know. How are you not cold?
Starting point is 00:18:59 Yeah. So I think some people are able to conserve heat better. I can't fuck with the stuff. Some people are just tough with the numbers, you know? Well, I think that's what this sounds like. No, I'll tell you why. Because I think if I had to fight in the desert, I might be just fine with everybody. I'm happy.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Yeah. Or winner, buddy. No, no, desert, I'm good. Why you say that? Because I don't get hot. And I always ask people are dying on the road. Oh, really? Why would you attend a green weather if you don't get hot? You can play like crazy games in Houston.
Starting point is 00:19:25 I'm not saying I'm not a complainer, sir. Yeah. I feel like you can handle it. I feel like if the seals had to fight just the dead. I'm better for desert warfare. Desert storm, you see. I mean, how hot does it get cold at night? Oh, that's right.
Starting point is 00:19:40 It gets cold at night. Desert gets fucking hot. Maybe it's not for me in general. I like how you tried though. You tried. You guys could, the difference is if we all have to join another you guys can carry all the weight. I got to carry the Sam and my weight.
Starting point is 00:19:53 My boss can't say wait. It has 80 pounds. That's a lot of weight from everyone. Everyone can you guys bring you guys you're all you're all you're all one size you are. You guys you're all good for me. It's a problem. How about we show up to do this morning? I parked and I look in the car and Mark's laying there like this.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Oh yeah. I go, what's wrong with me? He was like, I don't feel good, bro. I'm like, oh no. And I go, what do you feel like? He's like, well, here's like Chinese in my head. That's weird. And I went, no, that's cold.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Bro, that's cold. Bro, that's cold. How are you? You know what he's in. Does he have COVID? We don't know. He's getting tested today. But yeah, like he got in the car. He was just like.
Starting point is 00:20:32 I hear my inner thoughts is Chinese. What do you think? I was laughing so hard. He's so stupid. Is that's cool? He's funny. Yeah, he's funny. I can't get over.
Starting point is 00:20:42 I was watching Bradley Martin Benchpress. Young ladies, like just- You have the belt on? Benching like that. I was like crazy, my friend. And then he did this shit. He was doing one arm snatches with a human being, with a girl on his, I mean, I'm used to.
Starting point is 00:21:01 That's weird. You should work out with him. No, I mean, that's a different thing. That's a different thing I mean, I mean, well, he's just so amazed by I'm like, won't you work out with him? Well, he's stronger Is that the strongest guy you've met ever ever seen? I don't know that he seems him strong enough NFL players. Well, he's had strong. He could keep up. Oh, yeah That's a strong man. He's just investing 750 sure sure. He's probably the strongest person I've ever seen. He's wrapping with 600. Sure. There's got a lot of Manapuna who is a
Starting point is 00:21:31 Polynesian and the year should call it out of football. Now he did all the weight in the world. I guess we can have enough weights for that. A certain how you're talking to that. Samoa. You have enough weights. What was the name? It's quite like 800 for reps. Why? It's like, oh, okay, that's cool. Oh, it's Moana squatting. God damn dude. So Bradley strong. Yes. But they're the NFL like Aaron Donald old. You've seen Aaron Donald. No, of course you bring up Aaron Donald. Now don't you run. Gally Martin is very strong. But can some of those NFL guys like their bench and
Starting point is 00:22:02 deads are stupid. Really? And they make all the money in the world, sir, because that's what they do for a job Oh, no he's yeah, he's strong, huh? Well, he will hold on he's two hundred ninety pounds okay, and he looks like that Okay, and he can lift all the way name away. He'll do it Is that right? Yep Gosh, yeah, and and the guy next to him is big, but oh, and he might be the best defense attacker ever He's that right to time defense players. He's too 90 looking like that. How tall is he?
Starting point is 00:22:31 6-2 maybe 6-1 came from University of Pittsburgh good As the fastest first step of all time what fuck what they they the NFL the players rate the top players You know like the players rank who's the number one player. Yeah, and he's number one every year What so he's unstoppable and what he he just moves crazy weight. Well, that's a freak. That's a freak. It's a total freak. He's a total freak I mean, you know, okay Who's the other guy you named? Fuck him one upon a he played he played a little bit for the NFL. Well anytime you say a Samoan name I'm like it's like the guy. There's just the freaks. He's 343 pounds. He goes, yeah, I'm about I weighed myself
Starting point is 00:23:09 today. I go, I'm, I'm 343 because he didn't have any foul on him. He was six feet tall. And I shook his hand on my hand and go around his hand. I went, it's like rich in cognito, another one when I met him. I was like, he's stupid. But Bradley doesn't weigh as much of his guys either. Like pound for pound. But he's right up there. Bradley's 260 and he's stupid, but Bradley doesn't weigh as much of those guys either. Like pound for pound, but he's right up there. Bradley's 260 and he's stupid. He's 260? Yeah, he's stupid strong. Yeah, he's really, but also he can jump.
Starting point is 00:23:31 He's one of those guys problem. These have been working out all his life. Physically, I think I feel like, yeah. I love doing that. You gotta calm down. I like to do that to you. Do you know who JJ Watt is? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Yeah. Yeah, no, no. 300 pounds. Yeah. yeah yeah 40 is vertical no you got to calm down because there's some real athletes out there who make millions of dollars you know i'm saying very i would say very athletic no i understand i think Bradley Martin if he had grown up playing football oh he'd been then a fell i think i got a strength in intensity oh sure is a chance he could have been in the NFL now now here's the other thing I want to talk to you about.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Take it easy. Here's the other thing you take. Here's the other thing I want to talk to you about. So if there's a drug test, you're in Donald's going to pass that drug test. Ah, because he was naturally born like that. Right. Now, hold on. JJ White, multiple time NFL player of the year, and his brother and his younger brother all in the NFL
Starting point is 00:24:28 and his younger brother. Should have won NFL different player of the year last year for the Pittsburgh Steelers, but got fucked. Also will pass the drug test. Okay. I feel like you're saying it's too cultured. There are not everybody's completely natural. We don't know.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Either way, it's like saying Phil Heath should be in the NFL. Yeah, because he lives in a lot of ways. You stupid. I just feel like, hey, hold on. You fucking stupid. No, no, no, you know what I'm saying? No, hold on. What?
Starting point is 00:25:01 Stupid. No, okay, hold on. I don't mean like, be careful, man. No, I don't mean in life. okay, when it comes to sports or anything like No, no, no, no any any sport that requires a locker room. Yeah, yeah I feel a bit I was back here What so you're saying any isping any sport that requires you to Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna hang my stuff here. Yeah, that's a stupid
Starting point is 00:25:31 No, but at least a monster though. There's no my favorite thing to do to Brennan is to do that to him when I guys never played sports I go could play in the NFL and he goes like this He goes what did you say because there's so many factors this? I guess yeah, because I'm like I remember I remember I said a weird thing was saying I was able to pop my head and then I felt like oh shit and then close the door yeah very best and Prank played since you were a kid Surpsins I was Seth the best guy I was seven I played tag with football and were way to go dad
Starting point is 00:26:00 Yep, and we're friends with people like club who got terrible injuries and you watch people who are amazing Who couldn't make it because of five different factors that were out of your control the best players in the world and all They didn't make it. Yeah, and so when you say that guy could be in that a failure Now you don't you say I'm just gonna you stupid I'm gonna move on with my life. I'm gonna. I'm doing that. Hey, do you want football? I was gonna play in the NFL you just him. He goes, what'd you say? What'd you say? Well, it was like your buddy, it was a Herman the comic. Yeah. He came to our show at Holland. Yeah, actually played a great dude. So when you're like, dude, he should be in the NBA. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever seen the
Starting point is 00:26:40 NBA deal? Have you seen the guys there? Yeah, it's it's when you get into it and you why do you think it? I love doing it It's like this or you because I feel like sometimes you do really believe no No, no especially football. Tennis, I like watching tennis. So when somebody's 56th in the world, do you know how good they are? Do you know how hard that is? Or golf? Oh my God. Yeah, the hundredth rank, dude and golf.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Yeah. Is so unbelievably fucking good at golf. You're just like, dude, 100. He sucks, like no bitch, because you're just watching Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson, who are once in a generation talent Yeah, you know fucking good that guy was 56 playing the number five 17 c-16 seed Yeah, and he was like the guy the guys good. I go
Starting point is 00:27:35 Did you say he's good? He's the 56th best? He's ranked which means if you walked into a room and saw all the tennis players in the world That one play if you walk in you walk into you could say, you walk into any college and you see all those D1 football players, everybody's competing. Everybody's such an athlete and they were all stars in high school. I looked at, because as a wrestler in high school, I looked at what the wrestling pedigree of some of the guys in Bellatour were, like the guy who never lost at Notre Dame, who wrestled all four years and never lost in high school.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Those guys, and he's still ranked number seven. And you watch the level of competition. So when you watch and people say, well, you know, he was this wrestler, he was that wrestler or whatever, it's so fucking difficult. You can be amazing. And you're an ultimate on the Olympic team and you never actually wrestled in the Olympics. I think the mix all our sense because I've had people go, oh, you could haveled in the Olympics. I think that's what it's like. The mix on our sense, because I've had people go,
Starting point is 00:28:26 oh, you could have been good at football, I go, no, I could have. Yeah, but you don't. There's just no fuck ahead. There's so many other factors in my injury. Are you willing to wake up at 5.30? Are you on your best day when it counts? Exactly. Who saw you that day?
Starting point is 00:28:38 Did the scouts see you? There's so many. But the people are just going off my sides and I'm like, there's no way in fucking hell. Because I've tried it. And I was like, oh, I don't like this at all like it just the whole Damn ball unless you don't yeah, unless you don't yeah, unless you don't it Well, it's like when I got my Starbucks sworn the guy, you know, he's a big UFC fan. He was dude Till these are fucking quit am I right? No dude? No, I think they have my eight. I go dude hold on hold on
Starting point is 00:29:04 You're saying he's a quick because you've seen him fight the absolute best guys Yeah, he went to decision with Robert Whitaker. They should he's up. Maybe he's just not at that level yet But I go dude top eight in the world if take the people that fight or even walk around a hundred seventy pounds He's top eight in the world and I I said, and he should do what? What should he do instead? What should he do instead? You got to your mind, dude? You're just a rough patch, but that's the common fan.
Starting point is 00:29:32 Like, oh, he's done. Oh, dude, come on. I can't stand that. I have always hated that with people. But usually MMA is not, I mean, if you use four out of five, I get that, but also, like in, I can share. He went for a while. He went he went like he got knocked out by Never lost for it a fun got Gus didn't knock them out. He got fucked up by
Starting point is 00:29:54 Fritz and gone oh no, I'm sorry was it Jones John Jones It was also who is the guy who knocked us to sky high? If it's Francis and they John's okay, you for it. You see these things and you go, people were like, he had his, but look at him now, he's a fucking monster. He's a monster. Moist one, one, two, three, four, five in a row. Monster.
Starting point is 00:30:14 God damn. That Anthony Smith was brutal. I love it. He's like, sorry Anthony Smith. He's like, what? Because sorry, he goes, it is what it is. Damn. When you look at his losses, all right.
Starting point is 00:30:25 So he lost to Cory Anderson, monster wrestler. He lost Rumble Johnson. He got knocked out in 13 seconds. That could happen to anybody. He lost until Davis decision. Then John Jones' decision. Like he's tough son of a bitch, man. Yes.
Starting point is 00:30:40 Yes. Is Anthony Johnson still fighting in the UFC? He's a motor. He's about to be a baby. He's fighting the Russian champ? He's a motor. He's a battle. That's right in the champ the Russian champ He's a tough match up for Johnson. Yeah But Johnson says that God give him power if he lands the games that match God damn Crazy
Starting point is 00:30:58 Kukukukukrazy that's such a rough game. Yeah, I love I love who's this Jim and three Johnson. Oh, yeah I love all that stuff. I love how hard it is. Why don't we gonna see John Jones man when he gets paid He wants more time to get the at heavyweight, but yeah, I want to get paid. Is it possible to get more substances in your body? Do you why do you have something? Take it easy, dude Dude, I don't know smoking a bit of a hook up right now. I know, right? You keep going as this like a purple and a lion.
Starting point is 00:31:29 Is that just, is that just, so you got nicotine pads? Do you put this in your lungs? Yeah, Christian? What is this, is this nicotine? Yes, that's just straight nicotine. Okay, so you're, you're a friend. I'll put it in my lungs.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Right, but nicotine you're a fan of because it's good for the brain. Great for the brain. Really? Really? So you do a little pouch. Yep. How often you have the pouch in your little mouth? I mean, I go through a can of day. Oh, you do. What does it do for the brain?
Starting point is 00:31:50 It's good for the brain. It's bad for you? No, it's a bad. It's a tarte. It's the tarte and the other, like this, if you inhale in this and you're lunged spat-free, like you're gonna die, Chris. But, and what is that, that is.
Starting point is 00:32:03 This would be a vape. Yeah. You only wait, get a blunt. that is. This would be a, uh, a vape. Yeah. Well, you only wait, get a buzz. This is what I like killing teenagers in shit. Yeah. But the only way you get a buzz if, if, if you inhale it, it gives me a buzz even without inhaling it. Really?
Starting point is 00:32:15 So you treat it like a cigar? Yes. Yeah, I will not put smoke in my lungs. I do have a rock bottom. I have a question. Have you guys seen the new trailer for the Cinderella movie? Oh, with Olivia, what's the name? No, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:32:31 The singer. I want to get your take on something. Camel, put on some weight, huh? Have you seen it to the fairy godmother, is it? Who is it? Oh, yeah, homie. Can you bring it up? Oh, you got some cry for the stage.
Starting point is 00:32:42 No, you got it. It's fantastic. Is he from Quiris? No, he's not, is he from Cray? I don't know. No, he's not from Cray, is he? I don't, I don't know. It's kind of fantastic. It's gutsy. I saw the, you know what?
Starting point is 00:32:53 I know you're doing it and I don't like it. What am I doing? I know what you're doing. You were labeled pro like far right, and you're trying to go far left. Oh, right, right, right, right, right. I'm not, I'm just asking you to tell me what you think of the fairy god. I know what you're doing I don't like it. What am I doing? I know you're trying some more tickets
Starting point is 00:33:12 By feeling to everybody I just believe in everything try to sell more to I know what you're trying to do If you want to come see me come see me Wait Have you seen that's the fairy godmother Yeah, that'd be the fairy god man Well, she says she's the no she knows here his pronouns aren't Er, he's easy. No, they say they say fairy godmother. I think it's well. No that but that doesn't I think it's ballsiest fucking
Starting point is 00:33:41 I can just I like I like that somebody sat around and went you know what? What if we just turn them into a super-quinny black dude? I think they call him fairy godmother. I know what you're doing. I was asking what you think. I'm literally just an observer. No, I'm an observer. I know what you're doing. You're trying to appeal to a far left right now. I don't like what's going on here.
Starting point is 00:34:03 I'm not. I'm a middle of the road guy. I'm just asking you. If you change your pronouns, I'm going to fight you. I do identify as a day and it doesn't matter. How you do? Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do now. I do because some days I just feel you feel it non-binary.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Hey, and that's fine. Feel what you feel. What I say about that kid in the gym. He's like a little like we don we don't know I go he looks like he's in the fifth round of his pronouns And I went and he's losing that battle man. He's down for for rounds Like huh, pretty that all like you He's in the fifth round of his pronouns Because they went you know, it's? Because it's like a mystery. It's like mystery me. The thing is, no one was really saying anything,
Starting point is 00:34:49 but he just like, Rennidl just like, pop out of nowhere with shit. But everyone's kind of thinking it individually. I said he told me a joke that he said on the belt that they had to take it out. I just thought it was so good. Oh, I didn't get to tell me. Yeah, I'll take it off there. Good joke, but I was like, I take it out. I just thought it was so good. Oh, I didn't get it. You can tell me. Yeah, I'll take it off there. Good joke, but I was like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:08 I just liked it. I don't want to deal with the repercussions. It's funny, man. It was fun. Yeah, he did text me last night. Cook, we're all good. Oh, yeah. No, I'm saying he did text me last night, but I got a joke.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Did you get any, do you, do you, do you, do you? I don't pay attention to you. I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't know either. I mean, you know. Now, are you watching, do you watch a lot of football still? Uh, college, I'll pay attention to.
Starting point is 00:35:31 I like, this is what I like. I like that every single stadium with it's a Democratic state, Republican state, Red, Blue, every single stadium, including UCLA, and, you know, LA's North Korea or the beach. Including UCLA is packed to the gills of people without masks.
Starting point is 00:35:49 It just shows you that the general populations over COVID, they're over the shit. Yeah. And they make the decision. I'm not saying I want them to spread COVID, COVID is a serious matter, but I'm saying that the general population, like, we know the repercussions, we know the risk, and we're willing to do this. Well, thanks to the good news is that with vaccines and also with the with all the therapies that you can apply, COVID is most likely not going to kill you thanks to medicine.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Dude, how about what they're doing to rogan? How about the shitty far left spin on rogan? What are they saying? Sanity taking a horse dewormer and it's not real. And... Ivermectin? Yeah, so you know what Ivermectin, you know in Tokyo, the government came out and said to take it.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Yeah. You know in Florida, DeSantis has been given a lot of stuff that they've been trumped to it. All I know is that. The doctor who gave it to him, they want a noble peace prize in 2015. It's not like Rogan was like research on the dark web, and I'm gonna take this though.
Starting point is 00:36:47 He had Brett Weinstein to sign this and was like, look, there's a lot of evidence that suggests it can be helpful. Oh, all the evidence. But also what I think is interesting is that he was also sick for one day. And he credited the antibiotics. He credited all the things he took.
Starting point is 00:37:02 He said, it's a huge shout out to Western medicine, Western science. Yeah, me Yeah, I also text rug in this way told me how to I said also You should be proud of yourself same with you know, I know people wish we were more sick But it is what it is but also I told wrong you spread yourself more to Your life dedication to health and working out like that that this is why we do it dude You're building an armor so so when this stuff comes, you have an armor built up.
Starting point is 00:37:27 You can't just when COVID comes, I'm like in shape real quick, this doesn't work, dude. I don't know if I talked about this the other day, but one of the things I think is interesting is that, the best thing you can do for yourself a lot of times is stay in shape, eat properly and stuff like that. And so when you see somebody with all due respect who's super Nazi about washing their hands wearing
Starting point is 00:37:45 masks, social distancing, all good. And they're 300 pounds? They're 300 pounds. You go, you know, or I'm worried about terrorism, but I'm eating nothing but wheat, sugar, and corn sugar. You go, diabetes is going to get you way sooner than probably. Yeah, you should be way more worried about your cholesterol than when it was out there. Yeah, dude, and I watch, I look at when half of Americans are literally obese and we have a way
Starting point is 00:38:07 problem on that level. You know, you've got to, you've got to, it goes back to telling the truth. We've got to be honest about what's actually the bigger threat here, statistically. You've got to look at the metadata here, man. So, you know, again, it's like, sometimes we are fighting an enemy that's not actually as big a threat as the guy the enemy that's right Well, I think with Rogan to like the the left and CNN, you know, because he he's not anti-vaccine No, he's not anti-vaccine. He's actually pro vaccine But he was saying if you're young and shaped, I wouldn't get it like your odds of surviving. It's pretty good
Starting point is 00:38:42 I want to put this in your body, but there's not enough research done with it. Fair enough, that's his thoughts, and that's fine. It's the point of view. So the far left, and CNN, when he got it, they're more upset that he wasn't more sick. Of course they are. How insane is that? That's the weirdest, that's the weirdest shit. How insane is that?
Starting point is 00:38:56 Because they think of him as a bro, they think of him as the enemy, they think of him as... Well they can point the finger. They call him a right wing, they call him alt-right. All those things, which is not of it. Could it be a trailer for them? Not of which is true. And it's again, them trying to control a narrative that isn't working because he's way bigger than they are. His audience is so much bigger.
Starting point is 00:39:16 You're dealing with jealousy. You're dealing with fear on their part. You're dealing with haters, you know? Yeah, but I also, I'm you know, I also I am telling you I also think that the majority of the people that are giving you your your news are people that came straight out of a college classroom. They don't live in the real world. Yeah, they really they're not really out there. On either side. On either side. With you watch flocks or yeah, of course, they're both you don't want to be their friend. No, and I'm not something common. I'm top of that, just remember this, Fox or CNN,
Starting point is 00:39:49 the most important thing is that less the truth and more ratings. It's just to get the- You're a tension. You can't get out ratings. COVID, Afghanistan, it's Fox, it's anti-biden, if you're a CNN, it's anti-Trump. So now Trump's gone, CNN ratings are, right.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Right. So what they they do they had to had to put a daily a minute by minute death tovon yeah COVID but they can't do they work is the death aren't there yeah and and so what I object so they're they're constantly trying to find a story something that will get trapped in what I object is when you have something that's true. So if you were to say, for example, the Delta variant seems to be less lethal than the first- More contagious less lethal.
Starting point is 00:40:30 Yeah. And if you say that sometimes, you can get flagged for spreading disinformation. I have a problem with social media or the big media giants having control of that narrative. You're also not, you know, now I'm wondering what that agenda is. What do you remember? Remember those media giants are those social media giants most of them are far far
Starting point is 00:40:50 left so they have an agenda to yes so their biases get put into that yes for everybody yes and you know there's something wrong with what could you know Trump's ban on Twitter but the head of fucking the Taliban's not in that amazing in that amazing I'm it's not that I'm the head of the Taliban like Twitter. I like either Yeah, I would like to remind everybody to do it. Twitter the the Emir of the Taliban the Emir the head of the Taliban people are like well Let's see if we can have a coalition government. What's his nickname? Um, I don't know his nickname. Oh, look up his nickname. Yeah, it's he sacrificed his own son to in a suit
Starting point is 00:41:23 His own son was a you know, it was a bomber. Yeah, yeah But there are me or their head spiritual leader These aren't exactly what's commander of the faithful. Oh, no, that's oh, yeah, no, I'm sorry I hear but Tula Zada you're trying to get that out that guy is Lost a lot of spam. Lost a lot of spam runners to a drone strike. Yeah, it is. Yeah, his son was a some shit. Yeah. One of the ones in there are harsh. There are harsh.
Starting point is 00:41:55 There are harsh. One of the ones that killed the Marines. I'm sorry? No. No, years ago. Yeah, 2017. This is a lot of other guy. I forget his name, but his name's like something the butcher He did some horrible. Oh, I know he's high up in the Taliban. Yeah, he was the guy that was in a fucking that they were talking about in American sniper. Yeah, yeah, oh Rodar that was in Iraq. Yep co-founder Report leads a new government in Iraq. Yep. Co-founder. Report leads a new government. We're not not the American sniper. Loan survivor I think it was. Those survivor there you go. Yeah. That's him. We're on guard the butcher. They're outfits are little. Yeah. Yeah. Looks like a pretty
Starting point is 00:42:38 friendly guy. Yeah, but he's great. It's... Are you excited for the football? Let's change subject to fuck these guys. You excited for football or no? Yeah, I love watching football. There's something about that sport I think is fucking amazing. Do you like to throw Thursday nights the first game? It's the Buck and heirs versus the Cowboys. Ooh, this is going to be an interesting year because I want to watch the Patri was like, oh, I'm your team. The Patriots? And then the South Talk this year. I'm a Patriots and Box fan.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Oh, cuz Brady went there? Yeah, Brady. I wrote for Brady no matter what. It's Groan playing on the box again in his Adrian. Yeah, it's, it's, A-B. Brown. Antonio Brown, yeah, he's on there.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Okay, how about, I'll, also, this is what's crazy crazy about in with the salary cap and then I fell in 2021. So it's possible to do this every starter offense and defense is back. The chance of them returning is very good. Wow. It's insane. I've going back to the super.
Starting point is 00:43:38 Yes, because I want to see how Bella check is going to do without Brady because we know I did last year. Yeah, he has last year they saw. How was the, how are the, how are the, how are the, how are the, I can't really, they just know they don't have camp. Yeah, they released him. He can't get a team. Matt Jones, who was the quarterback from Alabama, is the starter now.
Starting point is 00:43:55 He won the job and they cut Cam Newton. So you have this rookie quarterback, but he's from Alabama. Drew Breeze co-signed him, so he's going to be rookie of the year. I didn't even see that Alabama, because you look at the guys he's throwing to and the defense is, I'm not high on them, but... So why was Cam Newton caught? Is he just, I mean, he's older and then, you know, he's older.
Starting point is 00:44:16 I didn't think he's had his tongue. He's played long on that. I honestly didn't think he was anything special. When he played for the Patriots. Even when he played for Jacksonville, I didn't think he was... No, when he played for Kevin. I don't know. He think there's anything special when he played for the Patriots. Even when he played for Jacksonville. No, when he played for Kevin. He was MV Pancers. I just didn't like him.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Seriously. You don't like anybody, bro. You know, he was so originally signed with the University of Florida. Tim and him were, I think Tim was his guy who showed him around campus. And then Cam Newton got kicked out because of a laptop and his guy who's shown around campus. And then Cam Newton got kicked out because of a laptop in his house. He got kicked out.
Starting point is 00:44:49 Don't do anything to your Auburn when he hides in there and in a natural championship. Wow. But him and Tim were gonna be on the same team. That was only played nine years. It's not a long time. It is. It is.
Starting point is 00:44:59 It's the longest time I've ever been. Nine years, your MVP went to a Super Bowl. Yeah, but I feel like such a good player. He's such a good player. He's still got, he still have to hit him though, right? It's tough. Injuries. You're thinking of Tom Brady.
Starting point is 00:45:09 And then also think he's a physical dude, dude. He's big. He's big. I have that picture of him. He's bigger than you, right, taller. Taller, yeah. Lea and her. He's leaner than you are.
Starting point is 00:45:20 Way better looking. Dress is better. Beautiful man. Yeah. And dress as well. Yeah, people clown him because the outfit's not. That shit is better. Yeah, and dress as well. Yeah, people clown him because the office and that shit is fine. His hat and shit.
Starting point is 00:45:29 We have the same hat guy. I mean, he's not. Well, he, uh, now he's a bad motherfucker, but I just feel like he's got more in him. Look at that. Like that one. I don't mind. He didn't need to do the thing underneath the neck.
Starting point is 00:45:41 If you would have just done everything, but the thing over the, but his hat's like there. No, that one. Those are fire. He just lost fashion man. He loves fire. That suits fire. Dude, that's fire.
Starting point is 00:45:53 I like that ghetto. That's fucking dope. You like that? Hell yeah. I don't know if I can do that. That's the same jacket. That's dope. Dude, if you can pull that off, why wouldn't you just like that?
Starting point is 00:46:02 That's dope. That's a romper? That's not a romper. That's a romper though. That was not a romper. Dude, look at that. that's though that romper that's not what he looks fantastic. That's a romper Look at the way he's right. I don't think it's two piece. That's what I have the same shit dude. I have a blue one like that He's gotten paid. Yeah, look at this is a Brennan. Oh, yeah, he made all the money. Yeah, so now MVP dude. So now he'll be walking around He's fantastic. He should do so in fashion too. Oh, you got to love this guy. He seems like he's a great guy. Is he liked by his teammates? I can't answer that okay. I would assume he seems he seems great look at the way that superman outfit that shit is fucking fine. Where that
Starting point is 00:46:37 That's a dope ass. I wish I looked like that I like that jacket. I'm serious. I'm depressed whatever you want You ever see when he was he does a summer camp and the kids start talking shit To him. Oh, yeah, and he goes that's why you blow up and he's like pro I was the NFL MVP you stupid fuck But he he educated who he was nice about it. He was my man my man and like broke it down to him Him and Russell Westbrook dressed a little similar. He looked like the riddle of there. But yeah, he doesn't get laid, right? The girls. No, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:47:08 I think he's married. There was just a picture with his girl. I think. That's if he has a wife. But I just feel like he's got more in him, man. Come on. Is it because they figure out your tendency? No, what?
Starting point is 00:47:21 He looked like a girl. Oh god. That's not a lot. Look at his girlfriend. Look at that girl right there. Look at me. Oh God. That's not a hot, hot, hot. Look at his girlfriend. Look at that girl right there. Look at that, right there. Huh. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Oh, it's kids adorable. Yeah, his kid isn't adorable or anything. Jesus Christ. Are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Look at him. That's a good thing.
Starting point is 00:47:39 I just want to fucking put everything. Chin, hello, go back real quick. Chin, go back real quick. Chin, go back real quick. I've got to see the picture from before, where she's in. Just scroll down for a sec, please. Scroll down. Where she's in bikini?
Starting point is 00:47:50 Yeah, she's in some. On the floor, there you go, knowing that. On the floor. On the right there, yeah. Oh. Nice lapper. Well, I feel like quitting. I want to go home.
Starting point is 00:48:01 Are you kidding me right now? Some gorgeous women out there and some gorgeous men and they get together and make gorgeous babies. Yeah. And then when he has all the money in the world, it's just something that he doesn't have a wife then. It's just going to be a little bit of an ex. Yeah, I think it's four kids.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Well, he should have all the kids and he should have my kid in the nation. You let him hook up with you. Of course I would. You let him hook up with your girl? Yeah, I would. I really would. What am I going to do? I'd I would. What am I gonna say? You let him hook up with your girl? Yeah, I would. I really would. What am I gonna do?
Starting point is 00:48:26 I'd watch him. What am I gonna do? Yeah. I'd watch him. So stay with me. What are you talking about? Look at her though. My girl has the exact same body.
Starting point is 00:48:35 I'm like, I'm gonna shit you guys. Yeah. Congratulations. Thanks, dude. Ew. That's an error. But I don't look like him, so. No.
Starting point is 00:48:42 No, you're a cute kid. You're a good looking guy, but. Compared to, I'm telling you, I've pictured me here wearing I've pictured me hearing suits and I look like a fucking turd. What is going on here? Those what is going on? Don't mind them big tits. Oh Yeah, the whole situation is a problem, huh? What's going on? Do I think she's single? Oh, oh my god look at the gene short one chin. Yeah, I don't know I mean how do you fit in though? I don't know what's going on. She's getting especially made, though
Starting point is 00:49:11 What's going on with her dance? Those are real yeah Possibly I do what that guy said to my girl. Oh come on me. I told you guys in my girl He goes you built like a brick shit house get that cool-ade smile Who said that? What generation are you from? A brick shit house. You built like a brick shit house.
Starting point is 00:49:32 What kind of smile? I mean, some old reference. Oh wow. Damn, she is lean. Yes, she is. She's jacked. Oh, what the fuck is going on? Keep going, Chim.
Starting point is 00:49:46 This is fantastic. There's a lot of, I mean, I don't, they're kids. A lot of it's filtered too though. Just being real here. Hater, Chim. Just being real, I always gotta come in. You can't look up right now. I hate it on this fucking guy.
Starting point is 00:49:59 You can't even start the sudden these days. I hate it on this girl. Chim though, you see these girls on hand screen that are insane, then you see them in real life. Yeah, I bet in life she's not a bomb show. She's definitely a bomb. I'm saying it's filter.
Starting point is 00:50:11 I bet she's smoke 10,000. Sometimes it's better. Sometimes they're better looking. She's phenomenal. What is she's green? Lorraine. Yeah, of course it is. Oh, these girls.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Oh, damn. You like her, cargo birthday trip aspen Libra I Mean underscore cargo I mean I mean there it is their kids are adorable. Yeah All right, chain get up the fucking right. Don't even talk anymore. I know that funny Just looking all look. I feel like he's got more game and I'm who's gonna pick him up Somebody is it because my bronchus is it because they find out what his tendencies are and he's he's just old dude 10 years man. That's for effort true breeze from plan for 20
Starting point is 00:50:58 Well, do you have time so those are exception? I know this is the problem with the capital fan Dude, what about Tom Brady? What about Drew Brees? First of all, they're pocket quarterbacks. I know. So Cam Newton got hit more times than any other quarterback in the single year, his last year at Carolina. Ooh, that's gonna take some damage.
Starting point is 00:51:14 No, because they have a shitty ol' line. And then he has to run and he takes all the ball. Takes all the damage. And he's a big dude. Yeah. Oh, so he breaks down, he's. Yeah, he's stupid. What?
Starting point is 00:51:24 So he breaks down. But his body can only, so we breaks down. Yeah, you stupid. What? So he breaks down. It's something, but his body can only take so much, man. Like Drew breeze and Tom Breither, like Tom's not what? Tom runs a fucking fucking flat in the front. When you hit a pocket quarter but they just sit back, they jump, they got great lines and they're, and they're so smart and so you get a football. The balls out before they get hit. They'll throw it to the silent for they get fucking lit up. And I don't know if St. Camden who's not a smart quarterback, but like Tom Brady and Drew Breeze, they know exactly what happened. When they know that they got to get the ball out in a nanosecond, otherwise they can get lit up. Or you see Tom and Drew, if someone's coming,
Starting point is 00:51:57 there's no coverage. Look, look, look, get down before they get lit up. So with Cam, what they, part of his job is to get yards anyway can including running through people again And sometimes you know, he's playing with shit like Caroline was terrible Dude, so he's just getting fucking man, man But it's it's like you look at James Winston who's a baller for Tampa He's through like for all the yards through for a million touchdowns line ourceptions And was a god don't get it man. He's just not a winner. And they find out, oh, we can't see. He can't see us very bad vision.
Starting point is 00:52:27 So he got Lazyx surgery. Now he's the starting quarterback for the Saints. And he's gonna light it fucking up. Saints are gonna be good. Damn. You find out he's been playing this entire time with horrible vision. Wow.
Starting point is 00:52:37 What's your prediction on Dak Prescott? It's tough. Like, did he deserve all that money? I like when guys get paid. But remember, like with the Dallas Cowboys and with Zek Elliott, like his numbers are almost like, they're good, right? Like the numbers are good, but they're down a lot.
Starting point is 00:52:53 So they're passing a ton. So his numbers can be really good, but they're playing from behind. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, he threw for 400 yards. Like, yeah, but they lost by 18, dude. So they're playing from far down, so they're not running. So of course, he's been throwing a lot.
Starting point is 00:53:07 But they're not winning. Why are they not running? They don't have the offensive mind to create holes. No, they do. Their offense is good to share their defense sucks. But they did draft that kid from LSU, I think, the skin and gaya, he's a stud. He's a stud.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Super stud. Fucking monster. How about that? And I'm watching Hard Knocks, and that kid from the Ivory Coast. He's an undersized, he's 230 pounds. So, what's undersized? What player for a defensive end? Yeah. Which is undersized, actually. Yeah, but they're getting smaller and quicker.
Starting point is 00:53:37 It's all about speed. Then it feels all speed. But again, he like, like, like, you look at him. The days of the real big guy are kind of, but you look at him. He's such a freak looking. Meanwhile, he's probably not gonna make it. Meanwhile, that's what Hard Knocks does. They can train best in no player and then they cut him. I also didn't know that when you're in,
Starting point is 00:53:54 when you're playing with the Dallas Cowboys and practicing, I thought you were on the team. No, no, you're not. You're in training camp. You're in training camp and you get cut. Oh, it's in the you now, like you kind of know. And that's what happened to you, Jim. He just, who?
Starting point is 00:54:06 Tim Tibo. Yeah, yeah, Cutter. But there's three cuts. So there's usually three pieces in the games, or four. And then each piece in the game to the final game. That guy, that's the right guy. That's the right guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Start. He's got a great story, you know, all that stuff. And that's a tough game. You got invested in it. That's a tough game. That's a tough game, too. That's a tough gig, too. It's a tough gig. I don't know if he was drafted or what, but it's a tough gig.
Starting point is 00:54:30 Cause there's a 53 man roster. So like I knew Tim was gonna get cut cause they didn't have on special teams. You did? I knew cause when they just had them play an offense and not special teams, too. Only the starters don't play special teams. Like you know, I can attribute somehow. And I was like, oh, he's not a kickoff, kick return, pun, part return, that you're fucked, dude. Only the starters don't play special teams. Like you can try to be somehow,
Starting point is 00:54:45 it wants like, oh, he's not gonna kick off, kick your turn, point, point return, that you're fact, dude. And is it because I feel like being a tight end is, you block and then you just gotta know your routes. And you're big and strong enough to catch the ball. Why he's so big and strong. You have five years off, man.
Starting point is 00:55:03 Stuff to compete with guys who don't do it You know, they just got that god bless them though. I mean he was close, you know Yeah Wow happens Any other fucking questions And that what bothers me is I'm never gonna make it on any of these fucking teams Here's a thing here's it's I'm gonna slap you with a cold dick in your face.
Starting point is 00:55:25 Okay. You're gonna have a cold, cold wet, this is a cold cold. How do you get a cold dick? Keep it in your throat, you keep it in your face. It's a nice wet dick. Keep it in some mice. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:34 And but you take fire, so it's big enough to keep you gotta stay hard in the eyes. You can just go whack and out. I'm gonna hit you with that polar grid dick. Here's the thing. You're never gonna look like a cam man. You're never gonna get his girl. You ain't no shit about locker room sports.
Starting point is 00:55:48 He's doing. But I'm a guy. What's up guys, what are we doing? You know that guy's stuff. Guys, let's get out there and win it. We're out. No. Let's go, let's go.
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Starting point is 00:58:04 I'll eat a dick. What? No, you backflip. Oh, you're, oh, oh, I'm, oh, my bad. You want to do something? You want to fight again? You want to do it? You want to fight again?
Starting point is 00:58:13 Sure, man. No, you don't, motherfucker. I'll say you meant you right now. No, not me. You're fucking, I don't want to do that. Exactly. Well, would you do it? How much you can do it for?
Starting point is 00:58:21 First of all, I didn't do that. That wasn't me. You that kid? That wasn't me. You that kid? That wasn't me. You fucking... Hey. He fucking.
Starting point is 00:58:30 Oh, we're yet now far left. I know, right? Yeah, we're yet now. You don't have a problem? Yeah. Very Godmother, huh? That guy's here later, right? No, he killed it.
Starting point is 00:58:42 That's not what I did. I didn't have a problem with it. I think it's hilarious. He did. That's looking squad, right? No, he killed me, that's not what I did. I didn't know, problem with that, I think it's hilarious. I'm not saying that he did. Best looking squad, right? Probably not. Probably not the best. Bro, I remember when I was playing college ball,
Starting point is 00:58:53 okay, whatever it is. And you want me to do the end? Yeah, I do. But I remember when we played at University of Kansas, the coach Barnett would have to be like, hey, pay attention because they're chair leaders. We're all fucking fired. We'll use your Kansas, the J-Hawks.
Starting point is 00:59:10 Oh, the J-Hawks, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like everyone just had to be like, hey, you fucks, we're up to two points. Pay attention, I'm like, oh, sorry, sorry. What do you want from us? Do you have, who's your money on this weekend with the Donald Trump calling the fights between
Starting point is 00:59:27 so i think i think the door knocks him out you do yeah knocks him out yet but the vandals much better box or with their love that not get a year ago he was a very good boxer now i i i said some blood belt and i don't know i did it i was at a charity function of the vendor holyfield and jay jay can co-sign this red function well dressed up looking like And I don't know I did it. I was at a charity function with a Vanderholy field and Jake Jake and cosine this We're at the function where I'll dress up looking like penguins
Starting point is 00:59:48 I see him I go oh shit a Vanderholy field and I go over there and he's mumbling like that's weird And yet to have a handler whispering in his air telling who is where to go. So should he be fighting now? What the commission of California didn't grant him a license so they could go to Florida. I didn't know that. That makes me sad. Have you seen Vitor training? He's on all the sauce, so he's on all the SAE and Vitor is okay, Scallard, don't post that. But then Vitor can fucking bang do.
Starting point is 01:00:20 Yeah, he can crack because he's still on is still fighting bro have you seen his wife he was on it was unreal when we train in Vegas and his wife would come cage side and throw coaching tips at him unreal dude it was crazy oh my god you know I don't remember saying her she's it's on it's on your feet or belt can I see some you don't you know sister got kidnapped in Brazil and murdered hard I think about it all the time. I think about it all the time. Look at his beautiful kids. Oh Well, he's the nicest guy in the world. He's the nicest guy in the world with his son's playing football Is it I think so super stud quarterback? Is he really yeah? Yeah, new something you know
Starting point is 01:01:00 I played volleyball with his dad And his dad was in a white Suga at probably 70 years old Not hanging out the side and beat the shit out of his and volleyball. He's that right? Yep. And, and uh, no, hanging out the stuff. Yep. He's a beautiful man. For some reason, we kept calling him Belford, Belford. And his son is a stud quarterback. Um, if he's going to Notre Dame, he's super stud. He's that good. Yeah. He's like top five, like, bring it. What? Super stud. Oh, that's huge. That's
Starting point is 01:01:24 great. Well, V. Dude, V. Tours are freak. No, he's a freak. He's a top five like bring it up. What super stud. Oh, that's huge. That's great. Well, dude V-Tour is a freak Now he's a freak. He's a freak. Well, you know you train with him. Oh, dude. Yeah Picks up Alabama offer. Oh, Alabama. I was the available ever heard of them. Oh my god The best school you know hard is to get a scholarship. Oh my god. You don't impossible is to get a scholarship possible Alabama and and and, hold on. Bama. Dude, look at this. Davey Belford has not played a single high school football
Starting point is 01:01:53 game, but he does have one of the greatest college coaches of all time trying to list his service. Belford, a rising freshman at Cardinal Newman, receiving offer from Alabama. Before he even played a goddamn, that's how talented the kid is. Fuck. Let me see him. Dude, I would be a kid. Big kid. Before he even played a goddamn, that's how talented the kid is. Fuck. Let me see him.
Starting point is 01:02:06 Dude, I would be a kid. Big kid? There he is. Dude, he's an eighth grade. He's the biggest kid. Oh, he's an eighth grade. He's going to high school. Oh, I thought he was like coming out of high school.
Starting point is 01:02:18 Dude, if my, if Tiger Boston went to your cell, Alabama, I would get the fucking elephant logo tattooed on the slide of my neck. I would paint my face every game. I'd wear elephant trunk. I'd wear their jerseys. Take it easy, man. Dude, I'd dress up like bear Bryant
Starting point is 01:02:34 for every fucking walk. He's only 16 years old. And he's a big kid. Already. Dude, he's dad, but you gotta realize that. He's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's dad's a is that's a is such a great kid look at the kid He's 16 look at how big his legs are the time you know you made big kid look out big his legs He's a stunt he's a dude signed with fucking University of Alabama as a Like night greater I Mean come on
Starting point is 01:02:59 Now that's the move you fight he plays football He's gonna make real money home make more money than his dad if you say NFL in a fucking year correct his dad is a legend wow you know V-Tore Belford his dad Belford Belford we kept calm because it couldn't remember his name his dad's the one who got me a big sponsorship with Boney Asahi no way we played volleyball his asshole and balls were in our face while I spiked it. And then he was like, I mean, you know, and then, yeah, and then took us over to get acai and was like, you need more money. I'm like, always need money.
Starting point is 01:03:36 And then he got us the contract. What a great guy. Belfort, Belfort. What a great guy. There's that. That, that, the old man beat the show. I mean, no, no, can I get on the beach? Oh, and then had a girlfriend in a,
Starting point is 01:03:50 was say it's a thong, but it was a shoe string. And her ass was the best ass you've ever seen in your life. And we had to pretend we didn't see it, because we don't want to offend them. That's right. So as she would talk to us, we would stare at the sun like Jen. We'd go like this.
Starting point is 01:04:03 I can't stare at the sun, I'm her. No, yeah, just, well, I'm a fan. All the way around, I'm a fan. The whole family's fantastic. Yeah, and they went through the worst most on speech and tragedy. Yeah, I'm pretty sure, like, is when he was rising to fame, they, you know, just some bandit, those,
Starting point is 01:04:20 and Brazil took his sister, said, hey, we need all the money. And even though, I think they did give, bring that up, Jen. They gave him the money, they Brazil took his sister said, hey, we need all the money. And even though I think they did bring that up, Jim. They gave him the money. They still murdered his sister. I'm sorry. Brazil is wild, dude. Yeah, Brazil. The security we had to have when I was fighting Brazil
Starting point is 01:04:35 was on. Have you seen the gang? Real dude. It's like 50 people with machine guns. You know, here, check this out. Check this out. You know, we have to take a different route because we can't go through the tunnels
Starting point is 01:04:45 Because what the criminals do there's they block both interests of the tunnels and then come with guns and rod people So we do well the fighters we have to take different routes to avoid tunnels because they're worried Krim was gonna plug the tunnels and rob us Dude Victor Belford sister Priscilla the spirit January 20th, 2004, she was never found again. Three years later in 207, Elaine Pavia confessed to having been involved in her kidnapping and murder. According to the woman, Peter Belford sister owed $4,000 to drug dealers, which serves the motive for the kidnapping.
Starting point is 01:05:16 She was allegedly killed thereafter and her body was buried in the woods of Rio de Janeiro. Spike and nothing, multiple sources, please, we're unable to... Dude, Brazil's a beautiful place Oh, very dangerous like do you hear this this this timepiece girl this timepiece Turned down when the like cartel guys there was like no, I don't want to go on a date Cool they came back and murdered. Oh, just get you turn down a date Yeah, break your heart. It's now Brazil's fantastic though. I don't want to paint that. Brazil was fantastic.
Starting point is 01:05:46 Even though it's fighting basically Michael Jordan of Chicago, but I was fighting the same in Brazil, they were so nice to me. Really? Even after you lost and stuff, they're really cool. Amazing. So nice to me. Man.
Starting point is 01:05:57 One of the most special places I've ever been. So cool. Frank Rillow says that he loves it. Oh my god. I'm paradise. Oh yeah. I love the people, man. I love resigning.
Starting point is 01:06:06 The food that people, the most beautiful women in the world, the language is beautiful. Every guy, you go to the beach, every guy's in shape, like every fucking, like there's that big yellow skin. Serfen. But then, you know, the Favellas, the Favellas are tough.
Starting point is 01:06:21 Favellas are tough. They're very tough. The Favellas are tough. It's a lot of pocket. We went in the Favellas are tough. Favellas are tough. They're very tough. The Favellas are tough. That's a lot of pocket. We went in the Favellas. Yeah. You have to get okayed by the lead Favellagage by the gangs. Well, you see it.
Starting point is 01:06:32 I saw these two cops there and you saw, do you see on Instagram, one fucking gangster of another with guns on them like that as they were walking. You know, it's run by, it's run by those, those very organized cartels. So is there any video of VTWR training hitting pads? Because he can, he tried a Olympic boxing team, right?
Starting point is 01:06:55 Brazilian, I don't know, he's a fucking stud though, and his wife's a dying piece, and his kids are stud. So no matter what happens, he can be sitting all right. Anyone want to bet he beats a vendor, holy fielin? Say, I should be betting on him, eh? No, I want to bet you that he wins. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 01:07:12 You mean someone take all the feeling? What's the, what's the bet? Come on, he beat Tyson. How much you want to bet? How much you want to bet? You want, are you trying to get me to bet? You want Brian to bet? I feel like Chris wants to bet.
Starting point is 01:07:23 How much you want a bet? I've worked your time. I don't want to offend you. That's May 29th, so it's a few months back. I'd have to look more into Holyfield's, see how he's trained. Have you seen Holyfield at all? Now it's on Triller, so. Let's see what a Vanderloom.
Starting point is 01:07:43 Yeah, because I'm, I'm sorry. Just a quick one. You stupid. You don't like what you see on film from Vitor Velfor. Yeah. Oh, because you know what I'm talking about. Oh, that's right, dude. Yeah, that I.
Starting point is 01:07:55 I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I know what the greatest strike is in the world of all that. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, Vitor? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:03 Oh, yeah, yeah. You're getting it. You're getting it. It mixed martial arts feet or bell for you getting a little K. I do the spinning wheel kick and knocked out Michael bizzying and blinded the man did do that But he also got knocked out by Anderson silver and a lot of other. Oh, I know and she's a chop you talk about prime Anderson when he kicked him in the face Oh prime Anderson. Oh, yeah, who else a lot of guys who else? Feet or is a he lost his record, Oh, so he's not good. No, I'm not saying that.
Starting point is 01:08:26 I'm just saying that Evander is no joke. Look at him, dude, right now. Holy shit. Hey, Brennan. Hey, Brennan. Hey, Brennan. Brennan? I bet you're a grin.
Starting point is 01:08:35 I bet you're a grin. Brennan, I'm gonna tell you this right now. You know what? I bet you're a grin. And if it goes decision, I gotta see him training, bro. I gotta see him training, because I think you're gonna be in for a real fucking I bet the last training is him against Andy Ruiz. He's part with Andy. Yeah, he did it this far with Andy
Starting point is 01:08:50 All right, let's see what's going on here. The seven months ago seven months ago That's him a release pretty fucking well Brian take that bit stop playing Talking about it. Vandy holy feel guys. guys. You're talking about a real box. We all know he's better Tyson, right? Ruiz. And he's far from what Ruiz. Ruiz is no joke.
Starting point is 01:09:11 Oh my god. And Ruiz is a fucking night school. Yeah, then we'll fuck you. I'll end the hit. Monster. But this must be old-ass footage that they just posted in January. I like the way I like it, Vandy.
Starting point is 01:09:24 It looks so old. The footage looks so old. It looks so old It's really old guys and Andy's in too good of shit. You don't have any tattoos right there. There you go There you go. Go to where it said a vendor holy field go back. Chin it said 2021 Go up the 421 see it right there This one. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you now There you go though. There you go dude. He's intense His eyes are intense dude
Starting point is 01:09:52 Dude dude my box. No life bet on it. He looks like a buddy bro. Oh, dude best body and I mean him or Time to more sin yeah, bro. I know best body. He could finish fourth in limp your when he fought Tyson Correct natural Now let me taste something right now makes my sense. It's kind of sucks Go back one. I need to see him moving though. Me too. Now, let me ask you this are they gonna really fight that also looks really old It is it's gonna be a banger They're gonna try to knock each other out. I was so, God, how good was that?
Starting point is 01:10:28 A shadow box. It's boring, look, fucking good. Look at your clichco. I mean, I would tell you the time my buddy was dating Hayden Pena Terry, and it's when she broke up with Clichco. And he calls me and goes, dude, this black S-U-V keeps following me around. I think it's one of Clich goes guys if Clitch go gets out
Starting point is 01:10:47 can I call you help me out with? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. No. But nothing happened though right? Obviously. No. He's got a lot of good
Starting point is 01:11:08 House in Atlanta was not so I think Rick Ross You said he's got 11 kids. Yeah, she's left from different. I bet that's so fun. Oh I'm gonna take you up on that part. What's that? He's got I might take you up on the bat I want to do a little more research on a van or hope has to be no You know, thank you. I don't know anything. You're just, I have no idea what it is. I just, I'm gonna do a grand. I'm just a big, he's like 59, 59.
Starting point is 01:11:30 Oh, he's 55. No, we're not doing grand, let's bet something that's fun for you. I think it's fun for me. Hold it. Well, I'm just like 58. He's 58, he's still. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:11:41 Dude, it's for Andrew though. How old is he, tour? 48. No, 34. I think 44. No, he's a van though. How old is he tour? No, no, I think 44 no, he's You know you know a van der Holyfield sun played college football at a George 44 Yeah, it's a huge age difference dude. No, you don't talk about best. I bet you what's the top vape pen? What do you mean like what's the best vape pen you can get? I have no idea. I know vaping I don't know if down a whole I'll take I'll take it to the fucking beat the shut.
Starting point is 01:12:06 Delho is an easier fight for him. Is that right? I'll, after the fight, I'll go to the shop, I go to the one and I'll get the best one. Okay, so that's the bet. All right. The best vape that that store has. Whether it's $300 or $40, that's the deal.
Starting point is 01:12:19 Right. Nobody bullshits, nobody, yeah, give me the $10. No, I would never, I'm not, I'm not fucking. I'm not fucking much. Yeah. So homeboy, homes. Ha! Ha! Homes.
Starting point is 01:12:30 Let me ask the homes. So, Evander Holyfield, I mean, I'm sorry, De La Jolla isn't easier if I- No, I made that up. He's a killer. Oscar? Yeah, I think 20 years ago. He's in cocaine, then. Yeah and he's still got that language though.
Starting point is 01:12:49 Maybe, yeah, still understands. How to protect himself. 5'11. You're under a spain veto. I am under. His hands are so fast. And then, you know, he's probably going to be on, yeah, dude, a soft-up veto, you know good he was yeah
Starting point is 01:13:07 His decline came when they started cutting all that shit off Soft up 44-year-old true to word belt words true. I don't think you understand how fast his hands are they're crazy, right dude We train with him prep fast hands. I've ever seen really fastest. I've ever said big problem Mm- I love the guy. Keeps changing. What does that mean? Might as well. You have to put $120 to make $100 on a van der. Okay.
Starting point is 01:13:33 So a van der is a slight favorite. V-torce favorite at first, then a van der's favorite, and now it's... It just keeps switching. Yeah, it keeps switching. V-E-A, that's four years older than me, and I'm slowing down. I know it's hard for you guys to believe it is hard to believe this more the fuck I'm not joking, but Hands my hands are still stupid. What do you think's gonna happen with Anderson Tito?
Starting point is 01:13:56 Well, we saw Anderson Reese I can't believe how good answering look. Yeah, I think Anderson because Tito Hey, and I Anderson can box the real box. You know, fight Roy Jones, Jr. Remember when it was that was all signed seal delivered and Dana nixed it. That was prime. You can fucking. Prime Anderson. He inbox. Look, I mean, he beat Travis Jr.
Starting point is 01:14:16 That's a that's saying a lot. Say something, but I don't think I'm not taking anything away from him. I don't think Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. took it serious and by the time he realized he was in a fight, he was like, fuck. And Aniston still beat him up. Yeah. So I think, first of all, I think Aniston, so it was always a better boxer than Tito. And Tito's not a bad boxer, apparently. Tito's a good boxer, I mean, but I think it's a different level.
Starting point is 01:14:37 I think also that Tito is probably more injured. He's more calcified than he feels a little bit tighter than I think that I think Anderson is doing it for the love he loves boxing loves boxing loves the art the other guys doing it for desperation I never bet on the get this ration. No not not when you're fighting and I love Tito but that fight for when you're fighting for money versus you know yeah we'll have to watch in the green room and say no say say yeah, let's see what's up. There was some talk about one of the Paul Brothers trying to fight Silver Logan that idea Logan. Yeah, that's that's risky super risky. That's very risky I would say because ancients but like he won't be able to use this size
Starting point is 01:15:22 No, I would say I would say Logan has to train a couple more years. It's weird to me, when we talk about goats, people forget the run, Aniston was on. Like in his prime, dude, did I tell you, I finished everybody. Dude, I finished my front row tickets. I don't know why at the time, didn't give me front row tickets when Aniston fought V-Tor.
Starting point is 01:15:43 And I brought Lex McMahon, you know, Lex has bad vision. And we're watching and you see, whoo, the up kick and knocks V-Tor out, and go, oh my God, that's the best knock I've ever seen. Lex goes, he's staring at the kids goes, what happened? What happened? Let me go. And I go, that's how fast I went.
Starting point is 01:15:58 Dude, you shouldn't be sitting here. He's that bad. And I've never been in a fight with him again. Yeah. Well, dude, I mean, the guy was just faster and better vision because he was still a pocket. People forget. But I think he gets to get on the conversation
Starting point is 01:16:13 because of PD stuff. I hate when they do that though. Me too. Because you know, everybody's fight was on PD. Of course. And also, like, it doesn't take away from the general. He's great. He's great. To me, I was like, our boy Eric Williams, who Eric, yes, like, it doesn't take away from the general. He's great. He's great. He's, to me, I was doing it like...
Starting point is 01:16:26 Oh, dude, our boy Eric Williams, who Eric, yes. And if you send this, I will put in the fucking studio. I already got the Kimber one below the belt. He has a, him and the Anshondom are very close. He has a picture of Anshond Silva. You know, they call him, you know, the spider. He has a picture with Anshond Silva with the real Spider-Man mask on. And it's half, he's pulling it off.
Starting point is 01:16:44 Oh, shit. Oh my gosh. It's the best Amstin Silva picture you've ever seen. Here's another one with... He did great for Tar. The airplane is a great for Tar. The best. Literally the best.
Starting point is 01:16:54 He's not a kid, he's my boy, but he's the best. Dude, he has a picture of Wanderlei Silva in his prime, and he has Nick then with the axe murder, and he's like this, and his next thing was the axe murder. He's covered in blood. Bro. Bro. It's so good.
Starting point is 01:17:09 I know. And then we remember the rumors that GSP and Houston so we're gonna fight each other, and they're both in their prime. Only your could pull this off. It was that Ruka Jim, it's a prime, Anderson Silva, prime G just be facing off. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:17:25 When no one saw it and he's like, Do I'm gonna show you something? No one's seen these. Don't talk about it and it's fucking them doing their thing. Oh, his work is fucking amazing. Yeah, he's a great, great, great photographer. He makes a living doing it. I mean, he's literally one of the top guys in the game.
Starting point is 01:17:38 My gifs, my gifs! Time out. Look at that fucking ice cube picture. Where? Oh, there's dope. No, the one at the police station. He's photographed everyone. Christopher Vowley.
Starting point is 01:17:51 Chris, it's a buddy of mine. I love that guy. There you go. Does he put any of his, he used Rhonda's personal photographer, photographer GSP's Chuck LaDells That's all Fucking dope He has the cutest kid
Starting point is 01:18:21 He's posting the MMA ones Christian found the Anderson one So he's sending it to him, right? Yeah, I want that You don't post in the MMA ones. Christian found the Anderson one. So he's sending it to Peter and I know, right? Yeah. I want that print so bad. That's Rhonda Cuttenweight. Wow.
Starting point is 01:18:35 You know. Oh. It's so dope. Amazing. That one's autographed. Oh yeah. Yeah, pretty sick. I give some current events too. All righty. Eric got any of those prints. Well, you already talked about this. How did this come about? How the world did they? I don't know how chill looking for all this.
Starting point is 01:19:03 They must be like about to implode, right? To get Donald Trump and his son. Yeah, I don't know what's gonna happen, but. Now, will the Trump fan base tuning just for of course, of course, of course. Just gonna crash. I'm not a Trump fan, I'm tuning in. I want to see your, he's gonna be
Starting point is 01:19:20 on all four fights. You, you can say whatever you want about Trump. I got plenty of criticism. He makes me laugh. Oh yeah. He's very entertaining. Well that's what Shane Gilson especially goes. Out of all the presents, you go by theme. He's the funniest.
Starting point is 01:19:32 Oh dude. He'd be the one you want to have beer with because he's just fun. I told you my buddy. I have a beer with Jim. He'd be driving around more like a way he goes. He'd be like, he'd drive as you. Now lucky you are.
Starting point is 01:19:43 Trump with you. You know lucky you are to be here. You. Trump with it. You're not lucky, you are to be here. You're not lucky, you are. You guys are lucky. You're lucky. You're very lucky. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 01:19:54 So this is getting some flak though from obviously just people because the fight is on September 11th and people would give them crap because why would you do a commentating gig for a fight on September 11th when you could do something bigger To honor the you know the people that pass away. I know there's just Country in the world. What do you want him to do? That pictures kind of funny too, that's such a big get it's
Starting point is 01:20:30 What first a man for the fairy godmother and Trump calling a fucking fight. I love America America Looks like it's from UFC Seffa only in America marketing is so bad trill it. I know that's better That's such a bad Why I didn't like on their phone. That's the worst shit It's just it looks like a tank habit post it doesn't like from the 90s like the 90s
Starting point is 01:20:58 No, no old bar Most anticipated and we fight of the air well President Trump hosts the most wow Holy shit, dude. How much did they have to pay? I don't know how they're gonna survive It makes no sense It makes no sense see this all the time like a flakian they throw all the money and then Why would they do that? Why would they do that? Why is it you don't think Trump did it for free? I can't imagine doing a free man. He gone YouTube live and get more views He that looks literally like they're getting them but they have to give him a piece of paper
Starting point is 01:21:24 You're something thinkin we only people in tune in true. Oh, yeah No, Trump's a business a bunch of that stuff free any hell The left's upset. I saw this I guess I don't know if he's a comedian or whatever, but There's a big Instagram handle that posted this so I'll just play it for you so you guys can watch We always get the question the size man But I think the question we should be asking is How wet is she? So here today we're gonna solve
Starting point is 01:22:06 For X here this fucked up a little bit. Because what? What stands for? What, as Bozy? The formula for what is size times motion times average time per fuck. Now in order to solve for what, my date is 4 inches. So the inches times 3 pumps per second times let's say 10 tons. That's 4 times 180 pumps per minute for 10 minutes I'm giving her a 7,200 inches of dip now if we compare that with a eight inch dip Let's say there's an eight inch dip but we all know big digs are lazy Big dick. What pump person? This is the music.
Starting point is 01:23:06 It's just running. It's time 60 pumps per minute. For 10 minutes, that's 4800 inches a day. Now, if my math is right, I'm math this right. In 1000, we're still just inches of more dick in 10 minutes.
Starting point is 01:23:26 Now why am I calling? But give me what this much more dick, and that is gonna give her a bigger one. Thank you, David. Okay. You guys don't fight, funny? I do, I think. That is great.
Starting point is 01:23:44 All right. Well, that funny. I do, I think. Not as great. All right, well that's Jim Bell's best voice. There's definitely entertaining. Good. I saw this, I have no idea what the background is on this, but so this, the person wrapped around with a flag is a guy and this guy runs over and grabs and throws in the trash for some reason. It's like a so homophobic cut of act. This is Florida, Georgia?
Starting point is 01:24:10 Oh my god. Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh shit. Oh my god.
Starting point is 01:24:18 Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh fuck you were in a yellow stone shirt Is he? Yes, it is Georgia
Starting point is 01:24:28 So it's a homophobic attack, but I mean like why would someone just run over and just take the fly? But it's also high school students also part of the gay scat in the room. Maybe that's it like anybody who's so and like Think about anybody. You know who's like like so racist or so gay? Some go Anybody you know who's like like so racist or so gay something going on some go on like you're racist like dude Who who hurt yeah, I agree Guys that guy is clearly gay and does know what to do or or or or his dad or his uncle so on Something something what do you know? So stupid yeah, they did that's thing about that like say. Anyone who does that is definitely, so stupid.
Starting point is 01:25:05 Yeah. They did that thing about that, like a lot of those kids that were killing gay men and stuff, they would find out. They'd do this gay bashing back in the day. Yeah, yeah. It find the kid, they catch him and turns out. They were gay.
Starting point is 01:25:18 He was fucking, yeah, fucking gay. They were just trying to fight it. You just want to go through the sound of the pain overgaze, like, yeah, you're like, what happened? I like it. Oh, you're gay, yeah. And you hate yourself, so you to fight it. Did you have to do the trial? I don't know, the pain overgaze like. Yeah, you're like, how do I go? Oh, you're gay? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:27 And you hate yourself, so you can kill forever. Yeah. You're also, you also might be a huge asshole too. There are some bad shitty people out there. Well, you's fighting something. You know, I grew up in a, I'm old enough to have grown up in a homophobic world and even back then,
Starting point is 01:25:44 if somebody did that to, you know, you just like, what the fuck is this? You're a fucking asshole. Agree. And we kinda drag homegirls. Or whoever, whoever he drag. I do agree. You know what it is?
Starting point is 01:26:00 He's just a bully. Yeah. Hey, the zookeeper died. Yeah, that's not surprising. Tiger King, dude. Something tells me he wasn't eating all the vegetables. Oh, 53. But okay, so this one, I try to read the entire article.
Starting point is 01:26:14 I kinda get what's going on, but I'm not 100% sure. So this is an actor who's able to get $650 million on a Ponzi scheme, because he told people that he was doing these different movies on Netflix, all right, and some other, some other like a shows, and then he took from, he had people believe him that he was in these movies and he's putting it, yeah, but they're also his family members, relatives, like friends and stuff like that, so he was able to get $650 million from all these people.
Starting point is 01:26:39 From family and friends. And other people, investors, he just believed his lies, and he's an actor. Like an actor for sci-fi movies and stuff like that. Damn, that is going to prison. That is going to prison. He was actually in, yeah, he was in the stuff. That's the Hilt. Him right. This guy.
Starting point is 01:26:53 Yeah, this guy. So he can face up to 20 years in prison for it. I'm going to leave that guy off his eyebrows, man. Wow. He can face up to 20 years. But the fact that he can get that much money, that many people to believe. Yeah, he's going to have 50 million.
Starting point is 01:27:04 So when they did an investigation, they realized that he has no affiliation with Netflix. So what he's saying is invest in this movie that he has, he's partnered with all these different places, like Netflix and some other, other like production houses, and then people just gave him a ton of money. Fuck.
Starting point is 01:27:20 And then he bought like really nice houses and yeah. 650 million. I mean, people are crazy. Dude, see, investors will mind. Do you know how many, I was listening to this podcast, 30s of a third time, they go on like conspiracy theory, stuff like that. Do you know how many missing children every year?
Starting point is 01:27:40 Just go missing? A lot. But, but. Yeah, a lot of it is a parent who take their kids. So a lot of that stat, if you look at those statistics, a lot of it is a family member, usually a parent that obscans with their own child. So, not the majority of it though.
Starting point is 01:27:56 A lot of the audience gets never, actually the majority of it is, but you're right that there are a lot of children that do disappear. And we're eight million every year. Every year. Million. So let's just say 10% of that.
Starting point is 01:28:10 Let's say 10% of murdered. Eight hundred thousand. So while you say thousand thousand, quickly the Ordeal can sometimes last months, even years, yeah. How nuts is that? Yeah. Although I will say that it's crazy.
Starting point is 01:28:20 It's crazy. Child sex trafficking is a huge issue. Yes, but so here's the other thing about that stat. Child pornography is done. The horrible thing is it's usually done by a family member or parents. And so, that's how awful it is. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 01:28:35 And child pornography is a massive, massive problem and market on the black thing. But your child being abducted by a stranger is actually very, very low. It happens of course, it course it's horrible but for the most part a lot of the stuff is okay another factory you guys yeah you know one out of every 10 murders goes on salt on salt in Mexico oh I thought it would be higher nine out of 10 people get away with it oh yeah my bad nine out of 10 get away with murder in Mexico just as far as me I. I mean, it's not nice. It's insane.
Starting point is 01:29:07 Do eight million kids missing every year? Have you ever seen how many? I don't know. I know all the stuff. You know me. People go missing in national forts in America every year. So 81% dude, it's no. Because I was going to Yellowstone. I looked it up. Dude, it's, this go, they go into the forest. Like, those are people who are individuals. Individuals, they've gone. They get like disoriented. Gone, dude. We don't know.
Starting point is 01:29:29 There's thirries around it, and that's what the podcast is, gone, dude. Fucking insane. Not. Fucking go into the forest for. Some people think it's a match line, some people think it's other things. They think maybe there's a national park zero killer,
Starting point is 01:29:41 they don't know. I like that theory. To do, type in how many people go missing in national fucking parts of the year Well podcast is this Thuries of a third kind It's three people. It's great though. Kind of kind of interested. Oh, it's fun Because one guy you don't you won't ever give away his identity He was in a cult growing up and escaped
Starting point is 01:30:04 In the United States not to Not to bro. Oh, I thought this is missing period National parts six hundred people are really missing. Yeah, but they they get found Some of them and oh some get found some of them 1000 Americans and advantage without trace probably That's what people think but You know on common a fucking bear attack is dude. It's I mean You know what camping you know 70 once and I'm not even joking so my friends were
Starting point is 01:30:41 Doing their thing getting stuff to their tents put up everything. I had to take a dump. There's no bathrooms, because it's like a really like, forced area. So I wanted to walk in pretty far deep, so no one sees me. I took a dump, and then I came, I was like, look for a campground, I couldn't find it. Oh, that's terrifying.
Starting point is 01:30:56 I was freaking out, I was like, ha, and finally someone was, I could hear them, and I went towards that direction. I got lost just by trying to take a dump. Oh, bruh, that's all for this. That's even crazy. That's even crazy. to see. I was in the Indonesian rainforest. That's even crazy. Yep, I'm in the old Indonesian rainforest.
Starting point is 01:31:08 I went, go for a peepee and I got lost. And I was like, I'm sure where I was going was where I was going. And my sister just heard, Kathleen, Kathleen and the dialects who are the indigenous people of that area, they came and found me in a couple of seconds. Wow. Chin, we go back to that search because I want to what park is the most missing people.
Starting point is 01:31:31 I'm pretty sure it's yellowstone. Which national park? Well, it was down the last time it was a huge area. Which national park is most? Lake Mead? Where's Lake Mead? Dude, that's the number of that three people go missing a year. Oh really?
Starting point is 01:31:46 Like me, Nashorkish, wins the top side with five or six. Dude, oh no, I'm thinking like me, period. How's it not more awareness? Yeah, where's this thing? 600 people just missing in the fucking thing. On mission now. You're getting up about that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:00 Always drop breadcrumb. Eight million kids gone every year. Oh, he's getting worried about COVID? Yeah. Well, you know, it might be aliens. Where's that at? Arizona. It's the same thing.
Starting point is 01:32:14 It's the same way. It's just one of the over-deafs. Five million acres of mountains, dude. It's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. I remember when I was a younger and a girl in my neighborhood in Mesa, like not too far from my crib got abducted,
Starting point is 01:32:27 never, never found her name from the KELB. My name is Niner. It was in saying like, literally, I don't even think it was like fully nighttime. I think someone's coming down a little bit and she was just out front on a bicycle. I think her sister might have ran inside for like a second. And then next thing you know, like the bike,
Starting point is 01:32:47 it was just the bike outside. Yeah. Is insane. Your biggest nightmare. Insane, dude. It was like the scariest thing in the neighborhood. I would put it just like, I was like, my kids scared.
Starting point is 01:32:58 Yeah. Oh, dude, it was, ooh. Yeah, I think about it. And they never, I don't, yeah, they never found anything or have any granted eight million kids go missing. Anything, I don't know. What was one of our kids? How many kids went missing in the 90s?
Starting point is 01:33:12 But now I feel like people are more savvy to it. So hopefully parents are more aware of it. Yeah, this had to be 98 when that, because like, when I dropped my powder, they never found it, or search my kel, my kel, I'm in the herb right now. You are? Yeah. When I dropped my ever founder they never found it or search me kill Michael big right now you are Yeah, this is I mean it's sad fucking story
Starting point is 01:33:32 22 years ago she was yeah, 22 years ago. Yeah But it's actually dropped. Yeah, cuz people came more aware in America for sure Yeah, like when I dropped my son off at school, for his first day of kindergarten, I met with his teachers. I'm in the school, I met the other parents. I'll say to my dad, he's like, you walked the school. When you were five, you walked two miles.
Starting point is 01:33:57 I don't think I can tell your teacher's name. I never met him. I'm like, what? When you were five? Yeah. He's like your brother. We see each other. I have no idea. He just did your thing. I was like, what? Oh, you're five? Yeah. He's like your brother. What's with you? I have no idea.
Starting point is 01:34:06 Oh. He just did your thing. I was like, man, I like, I dropped Tygroff. I know his teacher's name. I text her. I know what where he's at at all times. I know the other kids in the class. I know they're, I have their, their, their parents numbers.
Starting point is 01:34:20 It's not stupid. My dad was just like, see ya. Yeah, it's just different. It's just different time. Different time. And it was more dangerous back then. Yeah. Hey, cameras are over.
Starting point is 01:34:32 Yeah. Now get them. And cell phones, yeah. Cops do that, they just follow the cameras. Yeah, and cell phones too. Texas go, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, and find you. That long beach couple that was gunned down
Starting point is 01:34:43 just over our parking thing. And 99. It happened in 99? Yeah. Did they find her? No. Never found her. So missing.
Starting point is 01:34:51 It's crazy. Love that six-trade shit. Yes, it's the best. That's what they've leaned the believe. It usually sounds psycho. Oh, fuck. She was like outside and then her sister turned, went inside, came back.
Starting point is 01:35:01 She literally was like, literally was, and they said the tire was still spinning. That's funny. They said, that's how quick it was. I mean, your family, your family. So I'm going to stop this car and pull it around. How old was she? What is it?
Starting point is 01:35:14 How old was she? It was literally like right around the corner. It's unfair. It's fucking unfathomable. I can't fathom it. I would be, I turn into Liam Neeson from Taken, but I don't have this set of skills. I see what I'm saying. You guys go, stop. I guess he has certain first it. I would be I turn into Liam Neeson from taken. I don't have his set of skills But you guys stop I guess hey, so first son
Starting point is 01:35:31 The skills what what did he say? I'm trying to find our age. I don't at the time Pictures around in our neighborhood about it. Well, dude. I'm big deal. Yeah No That's very young girl in our neighborhood about it. It's like, well, dude, my big deal, yeah. Yeah. Not 12, huh? No. That's very young. That's very young, girl. She's younger. That's what's called inconsolable grief. You know, people die of heart broken hearts over that stuff.
Starting point is 01:35:53 Yeah. Elizabeth Smart's grandmother died of grief. She died of grief. She died of heart broken heart. All right, let's change the subject. Let's, uh, whiskey. Whiskey's nice, huh? Yeah, cheers, boys. And pee. Let's uh, whiskey. Yeah. The whiskey's nice, huh? Yeah, cheers boys.
Starting point is 01:36:07 I think that's mine. I think that's mine. You're drinking water, jokes on you. It's great, man. Is that it? But I used to drink that arrogant bastard. That's what I used to drink. I used to drink that too.
Starting point is 01:36:18 Yeah, I used to get down with that arrogant bastard. It's good. IPA, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's like that stone IPA. I think it sounds so. Yeah, I can't do I can you don't do those. Okay, maybe now What's okay? This is a no these this is an older video, but it's it's becoming viral on TikTok right now I but I remember the sharks like trying to get out. Yeah
Starting point is 01:36:35 Yeah, we got all this all right. We're sniping the sharks like dear God get me out of here But the fact that the whole team on the boat didn't even know if someone's actually in the cage They're like nothing was in there. Oh wait, it's someone's in there What's he pop in you'll see I Would like to do this one day, but I mean for a short rated You You done it, Brian? No, no. So you did it with the shark? Oh! Oh, the shark's just trying to get out. Yeah, I tried to get out. It's all cut up to the end.
Starting point is 01:37:08 I get the fuck out of there. He's like, I get me out of here. Was there anybody in there? So someone's like, was there anybody in there? Nobody's in the cage. And someone says, no one's in the cage. Yes, we're in the cage. Nobody in the cage?
Starting point is 01:37:22 Yes, I'm in the cage. Nobody's in the cage. Oh my god. Oh, so the shark was just freaking out trying to get out. Oh So the shark was just freaking out trying to get out. Yeah, he was in the trying attack. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I'm in that truck fuck you up But can you imagine at least so he's getting out right now this guy? Can you imagine being in there in that cage with that damn shark? Talking about worse great whites. I would love to do that though Yeah, it's what happens is so it's out after you go. It's on the water.
Starting point is 01:37:46 The sharks already know they're like, ah, you're the boats. They come in and then you get in. You get our wetsuit. You get in. You're there in the water. Cages are already there. Set up.
Starting point is 01:37:57 Yeah. On the shark. And the sharks know. Yeah, and you can be cool to see. It's cool, but you know it's cooler. Oh, you did it on top. You did it? Yeah, now you know you did it with great whites. Okay, now's cool, but you know what's cooler? Oh, you did it? You did it? Yeah, now.
Starting point is 01:38:05 You know what, you did it with great whites? Okay, now. I know, but you know, so you saw great whites when you did it in Australia? It was South Africa, let me see. Oh, you did in South Africa? Yeah, with great whites. Okay, so let me, so okay, hold on.
Starting point is 01:38:19 Now, because I remember the story, everything. I could have put, it was, I got in the cage, and I decided that my nephew's and my brother mom gave me that. Yeah, so you didn't actually get in the water. No, no, but did you get in the water? I probably didn't get in the water. If I think back on it, I didn't get in Now what happened was there were two killer whales that were spotted in the bay of that area. You guys spotted them? The two killer whales, they killed four great whites.
Starting point is 01:38:54 They ate their limbs. The skirmoth. And all the scary whites were like, we'll see you later. This is not where we hang out. That's what the fishermen told us. And they left. So we did see some bronze whalers in their sharks. We saw some bronze whalers, they look like gray whites.
Starting point is 01:39:07 Yep. From the top. You look like teeth. Yeah, teeth. So did we see gray whites? Was I in the water? I don't remember exactly. Was your shit on shark diving and you've never done it.
Starting point is 01:39:17 Well, I don't know. I don't remember exactly what I was saying. You're shitting on. There's a bronze whaler right there, dude. We saw those there. They're stupid. They're those there. They're stupid. We can get their stupid eyes. They're dangerous.
Starting point is 01:39:27 Oh, damn. Yeah. If it ain't a great white, I'm not that interested. Let's be honest. You know what, bull or tiger? Tiger? I'd be into bull or tiger. No one does tiger shark diving.
Starting point is 01:39:37 I said, we were seeing these swells. I go, do people surf here and the woman goes, you know when they say they're no sharks in this area? They're up that way. You're in an area where all the most danger sharks are right here all the time. So, nobody's surface in this area. Nobody. I was like, okay, giant sharks, giant, great whites. Let me see a target shark. And the water's so beautiful and so blue you just want to jump in it. It's like, this is where all the sharks are. Like right, and you see the shore and you're like, it's an embanan story, you just swim right off there
Starting point is 01:40:10 and that's where the tiger shark. Yeah, they're the most aggressive. The most aggressive. Bull sharks, tiger sharks, and the worst. So most of the attacks in Hawaii, tiger sharks. Oh really? They're so fucking brutal. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:40:22 Look at that, look at this. Just chill like locomotives. They're huge. And they're finding their bellies like they'll eat anything. Yeah, though the fucking Tires and fucking they're not hearing a pee patty. Why's that one red that has to be fake right? That's fake that red one That would be lit as fuck God, that'd be sick. What's up with a bull shark look like they little sharks are not fucking right like tigers But fatter they bull sharks and go in fresh water Yeah, jumping rivers of freshwater
Starting point is 01:40:48 Like what's a higher test? I'll look at that motherfucker. Yeah bull shark is no joke. Is that a bull shark? No, that's a bull shark that right there Wow, no, she's not scared of that thing Yeah, that thing will take your your well take both your legs off. Yeah, bowl and tiger, so aggressive. Yeah. In killer worlds, a fuck them up. Yeah, yeah. Look at that thing, eating a fucking turtle. Oh, yeah, the turtles, so tiger sharks.
Starting point is 01:41:13 They'll match me a fuck. That's why you don't want to swim between quay and this other thing, because they're, wow. Dude, when I, when I went Hawaii, I mean my girl with skew with diving, and there's a sea turtle. I'm like, oh, turtle is a slow up and catch that thing Holy fuck they're fast on the water. Oh, yeah, I mean dude. That's there. I mean I mean I'm a kid's there
Starting point is 01:41:31 Yeah, I'm gonna hang on them like fucking moana something to do Yeah, I like to see a letter. Oh, it was like I was in slow motion. I'm gonna turn this up now I mean I say I didn't have a someone's like hey if you catch a turtle you get 20 million dollars I can do it. Oh really? They go like this. They go you got me turned up Jim what are you doing this weekend? I'm gonna try to just heal up a I'll tear. When's your next concert? The 18th. The 18th.
Starting point is 01:42:07 Actually, now it's coming with us now. Where's it at? Uh, place called Rebel Lounge. Rebel Lounge in Phoenix, yeah. Oh, you're gonna grab it. You've seen a lot of great shows out there. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:16 What? Uh, the Casualties, Beach Slang. Um, okay. Uh-huh. Yeah, I got footage of me there. All right. In the pit. Is it close to JT? No, can you stop buying some?
Starting point is 01:42:27 Oh, it's on Indian school and JT's is on Indian school JT semi-wing summer wangs I'll give you the list for a Buffalo wings and Buffalo. Okay. Don't go the original place. I heard brother. Mother mother is a great mother Straight chin bring up best buffalowings and buffalo There's one place when it's wings, you know Just best wings and buffalo is wings though Stupid not I mean you know dude buffalos. They originated. I know, but it's just chicken wings. Oh, not Buffalo
Starting point is 01:43:00 It's just a chicken. Yeah, eight at 12 spots No, there's one at that's gold or something. The skin, yeah, fuck you. Elmos. Yeah, fuck you. Elmos is good. Are you a flattery or a drum guy? Gabriel's Kate, Elmos or?
Starting point is 01:43:14 Mama Ceres. Mama Moses, that's where you wanna go. Mama Moses. Gabriel's Kate's great as well. Okay, I'll go to Mama Moses. There's one, the place where the wing was invented, which is where they own that, where it was invented by some old lady,
Starting point is 01:43:27 not great wings. No, nope. But that's mozzers. What is that? No, mozzers is different. Mozzers is different. Mozzers. Tavern.
Starting point is 01:43:35 Me and J8 there every day. Really? Oh, look good. Okay, Mr. T. I'll go to mother, mother's good, huh? Mother, oh, hey, how you know that I'll go to mother. Mother's good, huh? Mother! Hey, how you know that? I sang that song.
Starting point is 01:43:48 You did? Yeah, I did. I did well. Oh, really? You sang Dancing? Yeah, we were awesome. Uh, got to do... Uh, got to do...
Starting point is 01:43:56 Is it on YouTube? I know. Yeah, it is, I bet. I put on it on my Instagram. Mother, what'd you say? What'd you do? Mother. Yeah. Oh, no no, oh turn it up
Starting point is 01:44:09 Sure it's no I would imagine so the song I've got a lot of songs in my head, but I'm not a singer. How long do you have a song? I thought to myself, well, there's a thousand fifteen, but it's called Mother. Seven years ago. Look at you, bro. I gave the ball a thing. I'm just giving it a walk. Because we're a performer at Moontown. Yeah, and I have to follow Mark Mayor
Starting point is 01:44:49 You drew my hair my oh They rip the finally kitchen you're more rip now, right you are he's more ripped he is He is! God, just do the song! I can't just rock the crowd like this! See! I don't want to hear it say hair. Shake your head, Brian. See, like a bird.
Starting point is 01:45:13 Like a bird. God, I fucking... Your hair looks like the corn mases. This is hilarious. There you go. There you go children. Now to walk my way. Oh Okay, Brian let's see goes harder God, boy, you're belt up I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you.
Starting point is 01:46:10 I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm trying to focus because I couldn't get my voice out of that.
Starting point is 01:46:27 Look at his legs, his legs just chopping. You already knew the song before? I had a rehearsal there. Oh, you were, oh, oh god I got it. Yeah Somebody's like that's a heart song. See you're not sick. It was on a karaoke thing. No got it Master The whole fucking thing is on Weird time dude that's freaking good right? Oh, that's so like good
Starting point is 01:47:22 I'm super impressed people like people like me and I think I think we'll be very proud. I think I did better Look at that back I love that they have the violinist up there There you go Brian. Did that do it? I didn't have to. I think I walk off. Yeah, you do.
Starting point is 01:48:10 You know what the fuck? Was this the one? Was this the one? Oh, this was Austin? Yeah, this is a Mootower. We did sets before that. You're like Iggy Pop. Yeah, except for not as muscular. No, he's just shredded.
Starting point is 01:48:28 He's not muscular. I think he tossed the mic here and walked away. That was a great performance. I actually really enjoyed that. Another crowd to watch. Yeah. I thought you tossed the mic and walked out. I did the first time I ever did it.
Starting point is 01:48:42 I fucking tossed him, just walked up. Oh, that helped me out. That was good help me up. It's gonna help me out That was good help me up and like help me all hey, I see that 11 year old with food fighters right here this one. This is new Oh, she's amazing this 11 year old psychoprotegy her name's Nandi. Yeah, I met her. Oh really? Yeah, yeah, she's amazing credible have her own your podcast, huh? I've run your podcast live in London Incredible have around your podcast huh have around your pocket live in London Watch your kid in this fucking drum track to this song is not a easy fucking the drum track. Yeah, watch her kill is she's a lavin. Yes She's amazing Wow, you got to go to her Instagram after this chin. Yeah, I don't know if we could play this one on the show
Starting point is 01:49:21 But watch her kill it that like watch her get it Watch her get the fucking courses insane She's crazy. Yeah, 11 What about a thousand people dislike this? As whole because they're mad they didn't get to jam with name girl They should all die. That's all is because you know idea how what assholes are out there like you're Little black girl yeah from London over before they're, from London. Oh, I see her before. No, they're not from London. They're from a very, very small town in England.
Starting point is 01:50:08 I'm not sure exactly where. Go to her. Very, very nice people. Well, you said that she kills her the hook. Yeah, you got to hear that. Watch her do the chorus. She kills it. She's a bunch of her videos are gone viral when she...
Starting point is 01:50:21 Is that Chris the Leafback? Watch. Don't that look like Chris Bob in his head Seem in the very back Yeah, oh no, that's a rami their keyboard is kind of does look like Chris the Damn bro, that's all her yeah good or for Instagram out of 11 Rocky with the food fighter You can see some kids non-DNA in they like from a they haven't yeah, they're a different Um, I don't know like what was that?
Starting point is 01:50:52 So she's she she came out to California, Jan with Tom O'Rello chat Smith The drummer of incubus like she like she's amazing look at her Those are red hot chili peppers? Yeah. She was on my boy Toby's podcast and stuff. She's amazing. Not as she started? I know.
Starting point is 01:51:20 Yeah. So the coolest thing so when I met her. So the coolest thing of it all was when I met her, her family, they let her be a kid. She did my homies podcast. She's gonna play the fucking drums when I hear you. But they just let her be, she was excited to walk the dog. Just stuff like that, things like kids love. That's what was really cool.
Starting point is 01:52:24 She's 11, I said 10, I can't That's what was like, really cool. She's 11 by the time I got to check. The 11 and just kicking ass, yeah. I still kids. Yes, she jammed with my boy Matt Helders from Archie Monkies. What a badass. I mentioned that, Valkyzer, even when she was younger, she was rocking out. Yeah, I think her first,
Starting point is 01:52:36 the first video she did was in Nirvana cover. She did in bloom and she was like screaming at everyone, she's just like, who is she? Yeah. Wow. Oh man, so after she did that, She did in bloom and she was like screaming everyone's just like who is she yeah wow Yes, oh man, so after she did that former with the food fighter. She has a little brother I think he's eight and he was just like bawling with excitement for yeah, they were like walking backstage It was it's the cutest thing man blowing up man. Yeah, let me see one great great people That's her brother. Yeah. How old is he? I think that's what now is at the time. He's almost his six and I'm nine. Yeah, wow. But they're 11 and eight now.
Starting point is 01:53:26 Holy. That's gonna happen more and more now, because of YouTube. I think YouTube is one of the biggest reasons why. Fuck yeah. But yeah, she's amazing though. That's nine. Alright, kids.
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