The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 727

Episode Date: September 13, 2021

The guys recall their adderall experiences and talk coffee enemas, Vitor Belfort vs Evander Holyfield and Anderson Silva vs Tito Ortiz, JJ Watt's family, The Rock's police officer lookalike, a transgender MMA fighter who was once in special forces, shirtless Vin Diesel, Theo Von fishing and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Grab cow. I don't want to grab Kyle. You saw what he did to me, push me on the door. You need it. You need something to squeeze. You need a squeezy thing for your hand. Like I'm like I feel like I'm like you're staying your stay that why you do that? Why you do that, dude?

Cause of fucking coffee. I should have drink that coffee. Just a cup of coffee. Yeah, it was a two shots of no Yeah, oh who told you do that two shots is dangerous, huh? I mean if you you never drink I can drink two shots of espresso take a long But I love the taste I love the taste of what I was drinking there you go and I'm fuck up No, I don't think I can handle this really see my right. I see my right. Yeah, are you just I

You're saying that to call me down. You do look like you've been pulled over and you're answering questions. Yeah, see my right. Yeah, see nervous. Uh, I'm drunk right now. Yeah, you have, you have, you have, you have a driver's license.

Yeah, yeah, I have, I have an officer. But why did you decide to try it? You were tired today? I know, it's just, I don't think we didn't say great. No, we didn't, but I think it was just, I've had a coffee at the spot before. What spot first of all?

It was Blue Jam. Mark and I went to Blue Jam right after. But like, I don't know what they did to it today. Which is where I feel. Was it Mark's French press? I don't know if they did something to it. Why do you have the French press as strong? Yeah.

Did you have the French press? What's the French press? You had a spresso, small. It was ice and mocha. And ice mocha. And they give two shots. So I'm fucked up. I mean, for me. That does not do. I mocha and they give two shots So I'm fucked up for me That doesn't I wake up. I do two shots. Then I do another two shots his drink at the gym eight shots of a thrill eight shots That's a lot of that's a big big thing to get me through the work

Another coffee And then this is my third of the day. What is this? This is a whole group. That's the groundwork. Yeah, oh, it's that nitro. This has all the caffeine in it. My adrenal glands, and I had to shut up and I was fighting. They like to fight.

They're like, dude, they just, to a stimulus. You just show them and shit all the time. They like, nothing gets to them. Yeah, and you know what else? And then you and I are junkies, because we're just looking for a little, a little you fork that chases in that caffeine drag. And that's all I've been doing my whole time.

Oh, you know what I did though, dude? Is on Friday between the shows. I was like, because I didn't sleep at all. Thursday night I had trouble sleeping. So I was like, man, and Jay said, why don't you get a red bull? I'm like, yeah, I like red bull. That won't affect me too much,

because I drink so much coffee. I drink a sugar-free red bull. Show was fine, heart going. Fluttering. We get back to the Airbnb. Everyone, all right guys, go to bed to one tomorrow. I'm like, cool, laying in bed. I'm so exhausted.

And you know when you just can't sleep. I'm staring at the wall, my heart just. No, 5.45 AM. Finally fall asleep, my old thank God. Because I don't have to do anything to thank God. 5.45 AM, my old get clock clock start to pass out 6 am on the clock I'm like wait what in the fuck a rooster. Yeah I'm like holy fuck every morning Brian every morning with a suburb in a regular neighborhood

You know what to have fucking up, but you're not allowed to have chickens. That's why they zone fucking foul. It was insane, like every fucking morning. What are the, what are these zoning laws for foul in the air? How insane is that? In San Francisco. And the neighborhood seems fine with it. Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikik But wow, here's the thing. So here's the thing. So you know, I was like, why the fuck would Red Bull fuck me up and me and Jay looked it up?

And a lot of people have this problem because it's synthetic caffeine. It's not real caffeine. And there's touring in it. Your body metabolizes it different. So my body is like, what is this? It's new. It was new.

Oh my god. That's not what I was so sorry. So my guess is you may have been next to some cock fighting rings. Because if you got roosters, that nobody's laying eggs. Why you breeding roosters, bro? Oh, you cock fighting.

You think that's what it is? You think that's what it is? Oh yeah, up there? Daddy would have bet on it. Oh yeah, let me in. Oh, yeah, they put razors on there. And they, you never see that? And they sharpen their claws and they,

it's a little money, bro. I thought that was just like a foreign thing. You got a hole in they, yeah, you notice that? And they sharpen their claws and they, it'll lead to money, bro. I thought that was just like a foreign thing. You got a hole in your, yeah. I'm just like that. I know, yeah, you should, it's like, what, don't let your heart go more, that. I know, I know, I'm trying to hold. I'm trying to armpit, it's, I don't do.

I'm having to sweater for, I'm mean, for a minute. I found, I was like, you know, you're like, I'll wear this thing. Anyway, thank you. So that rooster allowed us to get zero sleep. And did it keep going? Oh, yeah. We woke up early every day.

So every morning I was up at six, no matter what time I went to bed. So I'm exhausted. So my girl's like, hey, what time do you land? I'm like, I land at 10. She's like, okay, Tigers, best friends, birthday parties at 11. I'm like, fuck yeah.

So dude, I'm so, like I mean, I was driving, I'm like, I yeah. So, dude, I'm so, like, I mean, I was driving, I'm like, I'm driving, like, you drove to San Jose. No, no, from the airport, from Burbank. So I'm driving and dropped Cal off and I'm so tired. I'm like, oh my God, I get four hours of kids birthday party. And I remember a friend of mine gave me Adra a long time ago. And daddy has in this little sock drawer. Okay, and now, how much did you take?

Because I was just before you. I didn't know I answered. I don't know anything about it. I took 10 milligrams and I was fired. I was on cocaine. 10, right? I was like, this will focus me on trying to shit take. It's reading to do.

Sure. Yeah. Not for me, I'm texting and listening to music like a fucking meth see. 10's average, right? Yeah, I wanted to clean the plane. 10. Yeah, I wanted to clean the window.

10, you're gonna clean your master's degree in two days online. Yeah, dude. Here's my thing. Yeah, I don't know drugs How many pills you take I get one pill, but I noticed there's like a little dividend so you could break it in two I'm like I'm a big dude 50 milligrams there. Oh, you got the 50 newt this kids birthday party One dad is like hey man, I'm like hey, how are you doing, dude? I was thinking, you're great to your party. You're off to see his fuck, right? What the thing is, they had my favorite pizza there, even though I'm my keto, I was like, I'm gonna push it today.

You don't need an ad roll. My girl goes, why aren't you in there? Who cares? And then draw. Just clinch the whole time. All the time. Oh, it's cold. Oh, but, yeah.

It's infidim. Oh, it was that kid's five year old party, and he's supposed to be the life of the party. Your boy's life of the party. Because I can stop him. Oh, but yeah. It's infidim. Oh, it was that kid's five year old party and he's supposed to be the life of the party. Yeah. Your boy's life of the party. Cause I can stop, dude, I've got, I've got,

I've got balloons, I've got, I've got, I've got balloons. I was kicking balls. Great. Four hour energy. I call that fucking pill. Anything's possible. Anything's possible. Anything's possible for about five days.

But you're not, you're not crazy about it. You're not, you're not, you're not, you're not crazy. You're not crazy. You're just moving. No, you not, you're just, you're not creative. You're not creative. You're just moving. No, you're, you're talking a million miles now and someone would be like, man, the weather today, like, do you say weather? And then you just fucking,

I got to go. And go. Oh, dude, you go. Yeah, yeah. And Tim, Tim milligrams fucked. And my girl's like, you're not eating it. She's like, I don't think I've ever seen you talk to these dads this much in my life.

I was like, just happy to be here, man. And she's like, what don't think I've ever seen you talk to these dads this much in my life. I was like, just happy to be here, man. And she's like, what's wrong with your jaw? Cause I'm seeing you happy birthday as all. Yeah. Cause I was coming down, you know? Yeah. Oh, dude. And then you crash, then you cook a crap.

You must have slept hard that night. Yeah. Yeah. The big man went down. But when I do do that, sometimes I wake up at like two in the morning, I fuck with my sleep cycle. I took so much CBD that I just conked myself out. So you're going, you're doing, you're a calorie,

what you trying to counteract is? Well, we're rollercoaster in all day. We got, we got nicotine. Well, just yesterday, because, well, we got, we got typically on a day, we've got at least 25 espresso, we got some cradum going, we got some nicotine going. No.

And then we got, and then let's throw in some Adderall and then let's go Very right, but then let's go kids birthday party six hours doggy. Yeah, I get a basic podcast with these fucking dads six hours Around the pool in the sun Sun Sun, you and I say if you're not making me laugh make me money or I'm not learning something Oh, there's not interested. I'm a dead man right now. I'm too old. I'm too old. I can't just hang say something intriguing now that That's a tough one because you're around the pool the sun. They're a thing the sun Those birthday parties can be

Hey, I fun with them, but yeah, I'll find one guy. Oh, I might what what yeah my boy Toby He's like me. He's great. He's the one guy every time I'm going like hey you go on this thing like you like think God yep, because other dads are just so my my my my yep my friends so boy my son's 10 year old bird They were masked up outside they were now they weren't my promise and they go you're gonna take a mask of you What I'm outside But then you know I think that all maybe way more friendly. I went Why do you wear yours when usually you need to kind of roast yeah? You know you're such a good mood when you're on that stuff. Oh man 50 milligrams

I'd probably start a business dude by 9 p.m. No, I was like oh yeah, oh yeah I'll be fucking terrified because I'm terrified right now for this coffee. Yes. You know, you guys not liking it. You gotta start living, dude. Those parties, those parties, what happens is, for me, I see it, it's my son's 10th birthday party. But I don't know the parents.

Is this recent or no? Yep, I don't know the parents. Boba Bob. I gravitate to one, dude. He just seems cool. I locked on to one guy. And you know what, turn out, he was a fireman. Oh yeah. It was like, make sense. I always locked on to one guy. Yeah, with one dude, he just seems cool. I locked onto one guy. And you know what, turn out it, he was a fireman. Oh yeah.

It was like, make sense. I was locked onto one guy. Yeah, just one dude. And then when he leaves, I'm like, Eesh, shit. Yes. Then it's a rat. Then it's a rat.

Unless the guy's more Adderall. And then everybody's my friend. Yeah, you want to snort some Adderall? Is this what your body's faster? Okay. Dude. Well, because I want to stay awake and be positive. Yeah, Adderall.

And now I get why kids in college take it, like you know, stay up, fucking, meep all over their fucking snorts it up his ass. You do? You do? Meep all over. Right in the shed. For real?

Yeah, it's in the bloodstream. You know that? You know that. You know that. Yeah. So you take the pill and stick it with a thump. You digit it right up your shitter. Yeah.

How far up? Pretty far. Sometimes I get a little bit. You know, like the little dustbusters I'll put on reverse and I'll put like the little No, but for reals you take like I do I do I don't know this one was serious no no oh you don't put it in your ass no I'm not I'm gonna be fun of it. Oh I'm sitting here like I'm like god damn

He's gonna be a better venture I'm a Battle in the ass Hey he was fast it was convincing. But it does absorb fast. Doesn't it? Like if you put something like a pill like a sand bottle. I had a friend who now he's an alcoholic and ran drug trafficking for the cartel, makes sense he's in prison now.

But he was our college roommate and he was a raging alcoholic and he would put whiskey shots up his ass hole. Yes. And he got so common practice like, oh, there he goes drinking whiskey through his ass. That's so fucking hard. That's insane. I know there was a guy, my buddy. It's so dangerous. No filter. Don drinking whiskey through his ass. That's so fucking hard. That's insane. I know there's a guy, my buddy. It's so dangerous because no filter.

Don't go through the liver. The strangest is. Well Jimmy, fuck. Jimmy broke our buddy. His buddy, he had let his buddy stay with him from Ireland for a month. Well his buddy would do a coffee in him every fucking morning. Stick a tube up his shitter and be in the bathtub. And Jimmy was like, you know, this is my apartment.

And he'd just do coffee? Like a dark one? This is not good, man. How good is that? Is it like a light blonde or what do we talk about it? What do we talk about it? What do we talk about it? You think I have problem?

That's another love one. That's weird shit, man. Yeah, I guess it's more. That can't be safe. Jim was like, I guess, dude. That guy was putting coffee grounds up as asked and jacking off in his tub. Well, yeah. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, yeah, the Adderall is a big time. It's very abused right as a narcotic. Everybody does it. I was in fucking

Indiana and a guy goes and gave me Adderall. I'm like I'm the nice. Did you take it? I'm not gonna trust. No, yeah Yeah, what yeah, but but meep all you have a prescription for it. Yeah, so I have a prescription for violence Which is 50 milligram extended. It's 10 days. Ooh. So I got to take one and I'll have one. Check it out. You've been taking a situation with kids? Yeah, oh dear.

I don't take it all the time. I'll take it like three times a week. Usually I have those and then I have 20s. What's the reason why they prescribe you to it? I have ADD. Yeah, don't we all. Hey, so. I mean, that's what I was hoping. Yeah, we have we all hey so

Yeah, me too everything has eighty you mean lots of energy and bored as fucking school. We all have it Don't take it when I don't take it. I'm tired Mental I don't need it anymore you drug addict you drug addict I'm not a drug addict you think he's an ever take, and be honest, and it's okay, because nobody's listening and I'll be here in a circle of trust. Do you ever take, before, five ants at the same time? No, I'm not. I don't know, because it can time release.

You can't hold Deon it unless you take, seeing no, like, I'll take one. What happens is, it's a time release thing, right? So, you take one. Like every 15 minutes at a pop, it'll pop if five milligrams of paint. It's pop if I'm on red paint. But a lot of people have coffee like this. Right. But a lot of people want to get that big rush so they'll take a lot of five ants. What do you mean the big rush? Yeah. This guy. I feel like I'm a big

rush right now. I've never heard of these but me ball. What's up? Yeah. Yeah. Teeth are chattering. Oh, weird. But. But hey bro, no way. No way. Yeah dude, don't. I can't fucking help it. It might be so funny. Hey, but me, but when you take an arrow the next day, are you like mean? Because there's a down, right?

So during my calm down, I'm more mean, not like usually the next day because like you said, you don't eat on it. So I can tell I'm starting to come down because I'll start to be hungry, but I'll try and eat and I can't eat. And I'll be aggravated by it. So I'll just, and I'll go and notice like someone will be, hey, what's up man, I'll be shut the fuck up.

I'll just be very agitated. Let's just go for an overall real quick. First of all, let's do it. Insane energy, fantastic. Yeah. You don't want to eat on it, so you lose weight. Get shredded. I'm sorry. Yeah. Why aren't we pushing this stuff more, so you lose weight. Get shredded. I'm sorry.

Yeah. Why aren't we pushing this stuff more? I use it every time I go to the gym, it's the best. Well, because it is a strong narcotic and it is a... Isn't it like a cousin of meth? Well, it's an epidemic salt. Yeah. So I guess it's, yeah.

You use it to go to the gym? Yeah. I'll take one. Instead of pre-workout and shit. Well, I'll take one of those and I'll drink the pre-workout drink or like a bang or something. Or you not jacked? Yeah. Because I don't, I've been one of those and I know I'll go drink the pre-workout drink or like a bang or something How are you not jab? Yeah, cuz I don't I've been pretty muscular I'm just he's gonna do it 100 milligrams of adder on a red line. You should be fucking I'm you take a red line No, like bang C4 like those I haven't done red line

But I have a problem eating. That's why fucking crazy energy drink. Is it the craziest one? Yeah, huh? Is it red line the craziest one? I have no it's so dangerous I think they should put a federated look it up chin. I they change it now But mean J drunk one and clop one time and I thought I was gonna have a heart attack Have you ever had the Celsius heats? No, I don't get down that shit, dude. What's that? I draw the line at Adderall It's it's a Celsius energy drink like it's a healthy energy drink, but they have a heat one. Yeah, I took, I drank. I just wanted during my workout

because I got one late, so I was drinking a while, I was working out. I come home and it's like you, I was so fucked up. I was like about to put my head in the wall. I had to go on like a fucking three mile run. Yeah. Because I was like so like wound up. At the end of the day, your adrenals, your heart,

I don't know, I mean, it's't know, I mean It's not good for it It's not good for it Wait, is it for loco and energy drink with alcohol? Yeah No, it was a band Those are band Oh, they're band? But they're brought back, but with the soy boy

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or an Indiana 1-800-9 with it. Sometimes. So I'm going just like a little black coffee. Just me. I've seen chin with a ton of energy. No. No. No.

Right? The bounce off the wall. I've heard of you like, oh, Chinnest. I'm not, yeah. Chinnest, why not? Bouncing off the wall. Chinn, those are the three. I bring him out of the wall.

Chinnest, I've got around five. He's never had a ten. He's had a three. I like to show. I like to control. Chinnest, I like to control. Chinnest, that's why I'm freaking out right now. Yeah, I like to control. Chinnest control. I like to control. You're consistent. I like to show. That's why I'm freaking out right now. Yeah, it's like the wrong.

The show's better. Yeah, Chins, the Cal Ripken of Podcast producers. Yes. You're always a three. Yeah. It's actually. You get to the whole thing? Yeah.

I'm trying to be like very bond and juice and hit the fucking ball out the goddamn gut. Yes. I like that you are a fan of technology and you're a fan of whatever gives you an edge. Sure. And you push yourself and you just want to get a little, you know technology and you're a fan of whatever gives you an edge. Sure. And you push yourself and you just wanna get a little, but you're also an addict and that's okay.

Correct. I'm gonna take you to the next dreams. You like your car space. I swear it's vaping. You like your car space. Yeah, he is vaping too. I don't inhale it though. Okay.

We went to a full of the shop. You still get high. You went to a full of the shop. Yep. Yeah, I went to a shop. San Jose tape shop. Yeah. I got a pretty cool one.

I gotta get you. Oh, do you own me? Yeah, Vitor beat the fuck out of you. I know Somebody's grandpa fight He threw down tone up hook. I was like, oh my god. This is one of the great Yeah, he just slipped and fell through the road. Don't know. I'm like I thought about that You're one of the greatest of all time and father time. Father time comes in and goes, you are an old man now. There's a reason for it though. That's right.

And everyone's like, with TRT and technology, dude, it does, boxes isn't for 60 years. Against VTore Bellfort. It was 44, but still. Just still an hell of an athlete. You know what I'd like to say. You know what I'm gonna say.

You know what I'm gonna say. VTore Logan Ball, Jake. No, not Jake. Not Logan. Jake, yeah. That'dTore Logan Ball, Jake? No, not Jake, not Logan. Jake, yeah that'd be a good fight huh? Yeah, that'd be a hell of a fight. Tough fight for Jake. Very tough fight for Jake. It's tough to tell where that's a different thing right?

But it's tough to tell where V-Tore's at like, because he's brought the fruit in here with a beat of enterhole. Not me, I doubt it. You put it back, dude. He should not have been in it. Like it was so dangerous. I it was so weird like you said. But I tell you dude, I did that chair to them and I was like, oh my god, how's the guy put his socks on?

He got scared by Florida, look at that. Oh gosh, that's awful. Poor guy. That is awful. It's just not right man. Oh Jesus Christ. Jack. I know.

He looks great. Oh man, I don't like this at all. I don't like this man. I don't like seeing one of the greats. Oh Cheesy, but those aren't even like crazy shots either The guy just had to DJ Khaled had to stop it Then how about a vendor who if he was mad at the stop it? I said he's got a stop six weeks You shouldn't have been allowed How about a vendor, Holyfield, was mad at the stop it? I think he's got to ask. They should've been stopped six weeks ago. He's got to ask. He should've been stopped six weeks ago. You shouldn't have been allowed to do that.

Should've been stopped six weeks ago. It was tough to watch. Yes. Then you see your boy, Tito? Yeah, that was tough to watch. What was weird is in the, you get Gerricks Ronson bike, Tito. Gerricks on food truck tomorrow, by the way.

But what's interesting about that is we were watching, all of us were watching the back and I was like, it was just like a gentleman's agreement because he's kind of like half-ass in it and then we've at the angle you can't really see amson landed flush and then we see like oh that is not gentlemen's agreement that was a hard shot

yeah and i think he don't fight Logan now is what he said so we're both coming off losses yeah i i don't like it. I told you in this I'm below the belt. I've been a fan of like this cross-pollination of YouTubers, celebrities, and fighting like do what you want. If you're if you're making money more power to you, the guys who are fighting these YouTubers getting their highest pay days of all time, I'm all for it. This is the when I not Tito and Anderson, that's whatever, that makes sense. When the first time I'm like,

oh, I've gone too far, is when a van or got in there and fell thrown a left hook at 60, I'm like, well, what are we doing now? It's dangerous, now it's just not. It's dangerous. The runes is legacy, it's like, what are we doing? I also, as a huge fan of Tito's and somebody who did so much for the sport,

I don't want to see him get hurt. That's so bad for him at his age, that it's so bad for him and 24-24-12, because it's not just 44. You're talking about a guy who's pushed his body to such a limit and fought so much that when you take that kind of damage, and I don't know how hard that shot was.

It looked really hard, but the one thing that seems to be happening to a lot of guys is that when you take enough damage to the head, because you gotta remember, he's training probably with boxers. You're getting hit. Your body will shut down earlier. I just hate seeing it. You're talking about the toughest dudes in the world.

I hate seeing it. Because I don't like seeing a great warrior like Tito put in there. Anderson still got a fuck load of punch left. That dude, one of the greatest strikers. One of them's passionate about boxing, and they'll guys do it for a payday, and that's what happens. There you go.

It was tough, that was a tough card to watch, man. I don't think Jake Paul is gonna wanna, I think if they start floating, Anderson Silva's name out there. Well, Logan and Anderson were pretty close to fighting before Logan Fob Floyd. Be a long, that'd be a short night for Logan. I believe it's all your respect. Yeah, that's I don't I would be very surprised if Logan would take that fight.

Do you think he would take that? He was going to. Did he get talked out of it? No, you got talked in the Floyd Mayweather for a $1.00 million. There you go. Smaller guy. Yeah, but also much bigger fighters. Anderson is everybody's tall. Yeah, but Anderson verse Logan's like I make that money Doesn't well anything Logan does does well and Anderson does well, but not Floyd Well, that's right. You make all the money. Yes, small guy. Yes I'm not stupid not get hurt. I can get knocked out like we saw you know last the rounds and

Did you go to any the wing places me and my brother recommended? I did not go to any of the wing places. Let me explain why I go to Buffalo. I do not know. Hold on. I don't care about wings. You understand. Because wings are wings. I know they're better in Buffalo, but they're not. It's American, then. They're not. You don't give a fuck. It's just wings though. I mean, there are different ways. I've had good wings. You can salt and pepper on where you can put Buffalo. I don't give a fuck. Well, you never had real wings. Yeah, I have you never had my I can't stand this you eat this annoys me when people do this because I can't say what the best pizza is no

It's not I know where it is and also buffalolings. I don't care And I didn't try I'm on purpose. Oh wow you're Now I went to this is why people that you know this way you piss buffalo people off I know I love Buffalo. No because you came in. I was a shit town. No, I did not say that. In fact, I do like I fucking hate the Buffalo. Hey, man, you're trying to turn Buffalo against me with lies. Yeah, no, I didn't I like but I loved Buffalo and I love the people and it's 10 minutes away from Canada, which I didn't know. By the way, 10 minutes away. Well, it's 10 minutes away from Canada,

so I was like, you guys are a stupider. You're a stupider Niagara Falls. You're Canada Heavy. Yeah. They're so nice. The people are so fucking nice. They're great people. And the crowds are, they're just great.

They come to a lot. You're a great show. Yeah, you never be back. Well, it takes so long to get there. I found, but you know. You don't fly to Toronto. Correct. But I did find, you find your places.

I found my place, Graylin you know, but you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,

you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, I'm into a morrow. I don't drink, but I like something like um- You like to taste it.

Which is that liqueur, that Italian herbal liqueur. Like compari? The compari? It's not compari, but you'd like um- I love compari. You'd like um- Well, they made a lot of drinks with compari. Oh, yeah.

I like compari in the rocks, baby. The cool thing about the internet is it shrunk the world and you can get the best of LA and the best of New York in Buffalo if you know where to look. That shit is my drink right now. Amaro. What is it? What is it?

It's just like a dessert. It's a bittersweet. It's fucking good, man. Not at all, not at all. 60%. No, no, it's not. But I was a gentleman. I was just.

You sat there and drank. Yeah. Everybody's really cool. You read. It doesn't really match the wing vibe. You didn't do Buffalo right now. I get it. Now I went in, I watched the Tampa Bay Dallas game because I'm a big Dallas fan now because I watch hard knocks. Oh yeah, that always seemed Dallas. That's what happens with me. That's what happens with me. Don't let me see, you know, I start rooting for the guys. The countdowns on Showtime have you your favorite box some random Mexican?

Yeah, yeah, I like him don't tell me a backstory Yeah, all of a sudden I'm a fan and that's why they do those shows that's what they do now I'm all in with the Buffalo but they fucking with the Dallas Cowboys. Yeah, my dad are watching my dude I think this guy's a shot against canellie. You know he grew up without a mom Dad I know you got really good show. I know. Please don't buy that kid shirt. Yeah.

He's gonna get starched over six months. Now I'll tell you, now having said that, as a Dallas Cowboy fan and a Dak Prescott fan, who's a great quarterback, great in what terms? He looks neat. He's never won. We got injured, but... It doesn't matter before that.

He'll never won. You're going off backscore. I'm gonna make two. Tom Brady would be considered great. He's great. Did you see his face when they had a minute 20 left? Yes, dude. Yes, yes.

He was like holy shit. He was fucking pissed. He felt disrespected. They scored so fast and gave him a minute and 20. He was like, oh my god. Me and my brother watch, I go, what ain't about fucking savage. He's just like this. He's like, minute 20, you,

you can give me minute 20? Holy you disrespecting all the folks. God. And then just, it don't be surprised that they win the Super Bowl. Oh, no, for sure. It's the same team. Super Bowl, yeah.

Exactly. Tony O'Brien, you got all those guys. I didn't, I didn't, Gronk is there. Now, now you watch one episode of First Dake and you're talking football, and I don't I didn't, Gronk is there. I mean, you know, you watch one episode of First Dake and you're Ton and Football, and I don't like it. And I don't like it. I know, I know, I know, I know, you don't like it.

Typing this time, Tampa Bay. I got Tampa, I got Tampa, I might become a Tampa fan if they start winning. I'm kidding, I'll be right. Well, you mean, there's super long chance, a physical chance. And it's also Tom Brady. How about that?

Patriots lost this weekend. I'm keeping my eye on Bella Check too, cause I want to see what he can do. Mac Jones is pretty good. There's debut. Better than the rest of those rookies. Who's your team, me, ball? You're the only one here that's football.

Patriots. Patriots and box really. Mac Jones look good. I couldn't even watch the game. We didn't have, because our NFL package wasn't working. No, weird. Yeah. So we watched the Rams game.

Rams like tough? Yeah. Rams was a good game. So Rams won, right? It's a beast, dude. It was a good game. My Broncos shit all upon giants. I'll tell you what, the bills.

Wait, that's his girlfriend. Who's, this year when we come to start a corporate Alabama, even though he looks pretty average, but you're going to get our dime. You don't talk about? You throw a touchdowns for the Crimson Tide. You think you're going to work out more? You can't dig up. You feel me? I mean, their girls are going to be, they don't want to breed with you. Let's put it that way. Yeah, you know, it looks like, you know, when they're breeding, I might, I'd my show, my last show in Pablo. There was a group of family there and the lady, this large family and the lady here. On large being there's a lot of them were heavy set. A lot of them.

Not so heavy set. In fact, two of the girls, three of the girls were such smoke shows and I thought they were from, they looked like they were from Ethiopia. So I said, where are you guys from? They're like Seattle, I'm from this, Virginia, and I was like, oh, okay, I don't mind. Yeah, way off. But they looked exotic.

They were gorgeous. Okay, take it easy. Why these beautiful black girls coming up bright count show. Yeah, so we take it. And then if they love you, and then turns out, turns out. They went together, I can see them.

Turns out, what? No, turns out one of them. I think they love you, brother. One of those Nelae's in actress, I guess, so I was there, brought her family. Now here's the thing, the mother there. The mother, she had three sons and two play on the Steelers

and one plays for the bills. And I went, what's their names? I don't know, I didn't get the names. One is running back, the other was middle linebacker and the other one's a safety. Type in brother's and then. Type in brothers and sisters. Yeah. And I went. Wow. I would like to have a child with you if you don't mind because I want to know what's got like John's. John's mom has the same kind of this was clearly

a white family. I'm taking this is a very white. Yeah. This is a Jewish. They were white and Jewish and very small. No, not Watts. It's definitely the Watts that they come. On the Watts or we know the remains. Wait What you said once on the bills and ones on the Steelers, right? See if that's them. That might be the ones That's right them. Let's just three other brothers. That's exactly who it is That's exactly what is and I met their mom and Classy good family tight family. You could see it. I mean, you meant their girlfriends with the beautiful women that were there It makes sense. Oh well, of're the beautiful women that were there. And it makes sense.

I was like, oh well, of course. All, you know, one studs. Yeah, studs, studs. Do you think it happened? Not a thing, dude. I was just, that was the story, but I just thought to myself, mom, what are the chances of,

because you're not hard at this, what are the chances of having three children in sync? You know what I mean? And you get three starters in the NFL? Come on. It's like well the watt brothers think so not only they're not not really starters One is one of the best defense players of all time. Yes two or three time defense play a year His little brother should have went last year He's the captain of the pit stud I mean he's the guy now what position him and both of their DN. They're free. So they're all giants

Yeah, the other brothers a full back It can you bring the chaget Watts parents so I can see what's going on there That's just you know That's nuts Connie what oh The dad of the dad is the those are the brothers damn look at them those brothers are the dad is John candy Damn, look at them. Those brothers are the dad is John Candy. Well, dad's got, he hasn't been missing any meals,

but mom's got a strong jaw. Mom is not weak, mom is very strong. Yeah, mom's not, no, no. Mom's a dime. She's very pretty, but also just for a second, it's important. JJ was got a big head. Mom's head is not that much much. She's got big bones. Look at the dead. But daddy's daddy left big head.

With it where he's no top top. Yeah. Well dad is every bit of what six four probably. Yeah, cuz what how tall is JJ? What is six five? Six five. Yeah, and he's Yeah, that's the other balance. Yeah, dad's's dad needs to wear a mask around him. Well, dad dad dad, I'm saying like dad, better not get COVID dad. Dad's diet is what it is, but, but he's clearly got something under there.

Big mother. Look at there. Look at the brothers. Well, they're all three planning. So the one on the left next to the big dad, the one on the left, the place for the Steelers, super stud. Well, it's a J.J. and then J.J. Wad, obviously one of the best of all time. Yeah. And then the guy on the left in place for the Steelers, super stud. Jay J. D. and then Jay J. Wad, obviously, one of the best of all time.

And then the guy on the right, if you're gonna, these are the worst of three, okay? But he's still in that NFL. He's still in the NFL. Who's he play for? I think Steelers. So, that's why they thought Jay J was in come to the Steelers and play with his brother.

Jay J is bigger than all of them. Oh yeah. I beat the shit out of everybody. Jay J is with the card right. Look at Mom's wrists. Look at Mom's why JJ is bigger than all of them. Oh yeah. I beat the shit out of everybody. JJ is with the card right. Mom, look at mom's wrists. Look at mom's wrists. And look at mom's arms. Mom is a, she's not heavy.

She's put together. But she is a, the genetics are coming from mom. Mom is strong. What dad's enormous too. Dad is a big boy. God those are some daddy jeans. Those are some daddy jeans. He's just living life man.

Dad's doing what he wants. Whatever the fuck you want. Yes. But that's crazy. Those are some crazy genetics. Oh wow. Crazy genetics. Yeah, there's big kids.

What? What? What? What? I just, you, all we have to do that what I know what you're doing you go. Wow So whenever you go. Oh wow There's a point of view that's all and I know what you're thinking and I know what you're looking at It's great though, man. Yeah, they all made it. They're beautiful. I mean that is a jade. You have a cool man

Jaden played for a while did he and high school is to who's I can get the a J. Yeah, the cool man J didn't play for a while. Did he? And high school is to who's like in the drugs and like running with the wrong crowd I don't know who does that. Oh, he's so crazy. Genetics Mom is that's a whatever's going on. Well, there's a weird thing that I felt now It's like I forget it's like one and three all have some connection family member in professional sports Yeah, like one and three one and two. It's something. Yeah. Like one in three, one in two, it's something that's... Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah.

I'm sorry, it's just, you know, you're out of the belt a certain way. It's what it is, man. Yeah. Speed and size. Now, did you guys easily stream the trailer fights? No, I didn't even have to do that, actually. I just, I could watch on Twitter. I watched on Twitter.

I was just streaming it. You watched a feed on Twitter? No, I mean, I just watched the highlight of them. Oh, you didn't see the fun? Well, they lasted a minute. A minute, yeah, so that's how you could see. Yeah. But did you see Trump's?

Two different questions. Commentating. I did. Pretty funny. I did. It was very funny. It was very funny. It's called Anson Silva, Anson Silva.

There you go. Because I have known these guys for a while. I'm a huge fan. Anson Silva. You know, okay. He's amazing. All right, dude. I've known these guys for a while at the number of huge fan Anderson silver You know, okay All right, dude. He's amazing. It's not really saying much. I'm just go. Of course you said silver. Yeah, of course you do the rest of his contumes Whatever yeah, I mean It was a tramp rally though. It was oh yeah, yeah, they were screwed for Trump 2020

2024 so is every NCAA arena, like every game, just fuck Joe Biden, every single arena. I know. I know college kids are like fuck Joe. They're hilarious guys. Well, is that in certain states? Every state. It's in every state.

Well, football fans. You don't have some group, you know, groups that come out. Football fans. Football fans. It's American. They're Americans. They tend to be heavily American oh, yeah, and then when you when you leave a bunch of American It's dicey. I guess a little dicey people get a little mad Just dicey, dude. I don't think new something you get recalled the gap is winding I haven't following and they they tried to do one last Hail Mary and I guess

Newsom's wife has ties to Harvey Weinstein, and she called that Rose McGown, who's the main girl, called her and tried to intimidate her. But she tried, I think they tried to get her to drop. The idea was to what would it take, how much money do you want to drop you? Because they're close to the Weinstein's. Yeah.

That was the last hurrah. Yeah, I I think I think we find out tomorrow the official the larger larger problem is that he's only in but here's the thing he's not in that much longer right you know he has another what eight months left I know I think he's got a longer than that maybe it's not no more than a year but he the real the real issue is how many businesses have to leave California before, you know, it's a tough place in business. So it ends the 14th. I think it's on the 14th, right? Today, today's the 13th.

Yeah, you gotta crept up up there. Why, did you read why? Was it just people didn't really want Larry Elder It's a democratic state What are you gonna do? Yeah, now that he's not getting recalled You know and the winners come and coat

Which is all makes up There's gonna be like, lock back down everybody. Yeah. That would make me leave. That'd be the one thing. Yeah, I think maybe he's learned his lesson though, locking up and ruining all these small businesses. I think he's learned his lesson.

That we can't do that again. Well, yeah, I mean, you know, they keep pushing businesses to the brink like that. It's just like, there's gonna be nothing left. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they did have a tax surplus.

So they they they do have a lot of money in the coffers, but California is a very, very diverse economy. So you can get away with a lot. I know. You know, you can get away with a fuckload. You can get scary. Like it's like we always talk about like whatever you think is going on, like like people hate them. You got to look at the large macro perspective. They might hate him, but they really hate Republicans. Yeah. They might hate him.

They despise Larry Elder. Yeah, or for example, if you're picking two poisons, they don't want California to lose the seat and send it and all that stuff. You know, like there's so much that goes on if he comes out. That's all the Democrats probably hate them too, but they don't want to lose, you know, the health. They had people talk about this with the vaccine a lot. The people were like, vaccine is, I know four people have had really bad effects,

man, but, and then you talk to the people that look at the actual, that was a lot. There was a lot. It's a lot of spit. Yeah, they got more people. Well, I want you to catch what I'm had, what I have. But then you look at the mega data,

the metadata of how many people have actually taken the vaccine, no side I want you to catch what I'm had, what I have. But then you look at the mega data, the metadata of how many people have actually taken the vaccine, with no side effects, you know. And then you look at how many people actually take the vaccine and died versus people who, like most of the ICUs, most of people dead are not vaccinated. So if you look at that stuff, so you know, you have to be careful with people who come up with like, they, you know, they use their own personal experience to project a larger truth. So we just, we like to perspective the throughout that.

You know, that's all they know. You gotta look at the data, you gotta look at the data. Yeah, but where do you even get real data these days? It's out there, but I know. Everybody's got a fucking story. Everybody's got a story. Fox has got their story, CNN's got their story. Fox is like, you know, we like Trump,

and if I can CNN's like, well, well Biden's better than Trump, you know. That's, that's, that's, and when that CNN doesn't have like a, like they can't use the Trump propaganda, like that was their ratings. Now it's like their folks on Rogan. Because they need somebody to point a finger at.

They need somebody to give them ratings. Because the ratings are dog shit. So now they're like just at Rogan, whatever he does. Sure. Sure. Exactly. So interesting. Really fucking weird. Good luck with that. Really? Like a dude who just interviews very easily.

You know, when you go after certain people, you're gonna go after comics or like a comic and a guy who interviews interesting people, that's who you're going after him. Dude, I think he should, not to CNN's for saying that. I mean, you know. That's a tough one. Yeah. Yeah, but it's true. It's like, find somebody else to go after.

You're not a horse. You're not a cow. Seriously, y'all stop it. The FD wrong Twitter. Well don't say y'all you know. Yeah. You're not a horse, you're not a cow seriously y'all stop it. That's what the FD A run. Who's running that? Yeah. Just trying to get to make it young. You know, you're not a cow seriously y'all stop it. Tokyo is an American to treat, American to treat or prevent COVID-19. Work for Rogan.

But no. It's funny, a question about that, because I don't know much about that, Iver-Macon or whatever. Yeah. That, that pills not strictly for horses. There's two different things. It's just human version, there's an animal version.

I don't care. I don't care. He's not, yeah. No. And if you eat, yeah. Yeah. One thing to keep in mind about all this shit is, when the SARS virus came out and killed a lot of people,

it jumped from a bat to a civic cat to a human. There was, there was American scientists, I think it was a Chinese national, or he was was Chinese national or he was a Chinese American, he was an exchange student, but whatever. But they said, let us study, we want to study the stars of virus. This is way back. This is, you know, let us study the stars of virus so we can figure out that if there's another stars outbreak, the problem with that is that the NIH then grants, gives you

a bunch of grants to start or has a, you know, is a collusion with the Wuhan lab that studies viruses, okay? And it's like, well, let's study this virus. So the next time it comes out, we can treat it. The problem with making virologists that success, or that powerful is that, that is when you get game of gain of function research. That is when you get, now you take,

now you got a bunch of bats, you capture a bunch of bats, you get them a fucking cough, and you try to make the virus more deadly, more transmissible to humans so you can study it. That would be gain of function. I'm not a scientist, but this is the idea. But the problem is, you got to be really fucking careful with what happens because all science has an agenda. If you're a scientist and you were to say global warming isn't that much of a threat,

just say if you said that much. Yeah. It's not that much of a threat. Or maybe we can innovate our way out of this without legislating our way out of this and here's why. You would get exactly zero dollars for your grant. You can't do that. So what happens is you're a scientist or whatever you are.

And you say, I want funding. And I got my team. I need funding. Now listen, so you go, you know, it's not that bad. All of a sudden, okay, you don't need funding. Now what are all the other scientists, the groups that are actually looking to get a grant to study climate change, et cetera, okay? I'm not saying climate change doesn't exist.

I'm saying, what happens if you're When all the other scientists realize that this other group of scientists saying it's not that big a threat or maybe it's not a thing Whatever it is or we have evidence that it's it's not what we said it was That is a threat in many ways to the other groups of scientists that are looking to get grants So everything is political everything is put. You just gotta look at that. I don't know the answer, but it was just how he was explaining that. I thought it was fucking this.

It's something to look at in the bigger picture. Yeah, we're already forward. I just poured everybody. That's pretty much so much. I just poured everybody in your story. So it's like, one of my stories. And it was my story. I'll try to bank off of it.

I'll say, I got it. So if you don't believe in global, I got poor. And I'm not even saying that, but if you don't like global warming, I'll try to bank off of it You know I'm not even saying that but you know I'm warming and they know for example you're gonna want money And then look look I was like oh my god I started to turn out Even with all that cash I actually brought you down you know so what you didn't even look his way every just state with No because the problem is like yeah, okay, I'm there

Certain what me an issue there's certain words. I'm already tired like you said me you know climate change I'm already like How about this the worst is this my favorite brothers, but I'm not a scientist I think we're legit scientists My beard brothers, Brian goes, I'm not a scientist. I'm like, oh, fuck dude. I'm so proud. This is what I'm talking about. I think we were a legit scientist. We were scientists, not just a fuck, dude. Oh, God. Or how about this, the worst is the regress

that's taking the story from somebody who prying us with a dynamite. And then you're telling us. I was trying to remember it. And it's like all choppy. I choked it up. Yeah. There's another worst thing to story about Climax.

And then I chop it up. A second in, or how in the story about clumsier and then I chop it up a second in or how about this That's exactly it. My friend my friend goes, you know, you were talking because Camping can't be in finance reform. I mean, that's the I'm already a Holy fuck. I'm sorry. I entertained that one. I'm sorry But it's just I'm serious. I thought he had something. You gotta add something. You gotta add somebody's gotta die. Something's gotta happen. Shit, I want you this weekend. Give me outta here.

What'd you do this weekend? What's this? This is gonna be... I just had a... I know. I think you're gonna get out of here. You asked shit and what the fuck he did. You took your stuff to get out of here. Shit, you're gonna get out of here. Uh...

What did I do? What? You. She has to go, yes. Uh, what did I do? What? You know me, my girl chilled, I'll quit creating barbecue one night and then, uh, went on a... You heard this, that's the answer. She's like, God, I don't know, come back. Went on a food tour.

What'd you do? My show is that boring. Maybe you asked him. I'm mostly just rested, but my girl disbanded. My girl disbanded, we gave the foring your life the weekend for me and then my cousin and my brother came over here We had little birthday dinner for birthday. Whoo! Birthday brunch for my cousin's kid Turn four and then now went to the bull and butterfly here in a what is it? What is that? Bull and butterflies a restaurant right where our old studio is to be on Jefferson?

Oh, okay, it's pretty good. be, on Jefferson. Across the street. Brando Re. Yeah. How was it? Is it good? It's pretty good. It's called Bull and Butterfly. They're known for their steaks, yeah.

Oh, it's like a steakhouse? Yeah. Oh, damn, it was good. Yeah, it's pretty good. Pretty good. Hey, there we go. Pretty good. What would you have, a fucking filet?

We had some sort of, was it flamingo? It was a sirloin. It was a sirloin. Be more specific. For what, Be more specific! Get your ad! Try it out! That is nothing in law!

I don't want to go to that restaurant now. I have a little sauce. It's a little... It's not an enemy, please. It is a little sauce. All meats are good too. It was dope. I know, but you know the name of it?

I don't know the name of it. Orkid kitchen. Orkid kitchen. I want to tell a story, but I don't want to name of it. Orkid kitchen. Orkid kitchen. I wanna tell a story, but I don't wanna put the guy I'm doing. Do it. It's good. All right. And he's a good guy.

Did you tell him to move LA? Some people just tend to be a little bit under- Say he told me to move LA. I know, that's it. He tells everybody too. No, you're different, Chipel. I felt him when he said it. You're different.

I don't tell anyone to do stand-up. I've told exactly two people in my life to do stand up. Mm-hmm. More? More. Who? What the fuck? I'm sitting here believing. You talking to me didn't know you said do fun enough.

Funny kid. That'd be three. That's different though. I don't know. I know. That's what's weird. But I don't tell anybody to stand up. Even you. Remember when you said I was just pretend I was like, oh, you know, it wasn't that I didn't think. It's just such a long road

But I felt you being honest with you. I was I said come to LA you that that guy's not ready for all right He would get on that no I tried to kind of ask him to set I was like what are your goals? I'm open up on a Buffalo wing place and Buffalo. Yeah, that's a good market. Yeah. Yeah Open up a Buffalo Wing. So thanks for nothing, dude. Open up a full 70 Buffalo. Some like shots Buffalo or something like that.

Who, you know what? Now they'll drink it. You know what I mean? One thing about co-op, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Buffalo Wing. What was that? I saw that. I saw that.

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Yeah. For Malabama? I have not. This is actually the police officer right here. Holy shit. No, it's not. Yes it is. That's him.

There's no way that's the cop. Eric Fields, but this is just the perfect angle and everything. Because the other pictures don't look so much like him. They don't look as much like him. Yeah, but this one looks just like the rock. That's crazy. There's another picture of him.

Yeah, he's big. He's big too. He's the one that's having a big, TJ Watts dad's driving the rock. That's crazy. There's another picture of me. Yeah, I was big. He's doing some own. He's a big DJ Watts dad's driving the car. That's a younger version. She had that mustache. Got a skin tie. And then didn't the rock job to like, you want to get drinks with him or something like that?

I didn't see that part. That's in there. Different angle. Here you can see how it kind of looks like him, but not really. Not really right there. I think. Here you can see how he kind of looks like him, but not really. Not really right there. I think the only thing him and the rock having

come are both on steroids. Yeah, this guy's definitely huge. That's for sure, dude. Oh, yeah. That dude's on that. I don't know, guys, he might be on that. And that's the rock there. Yeah.

I love how everybody wants to take pictures with him. Yeah, I bet he's a fucking hit in Alabama. That's amazing. God, he's pretty's a fucking yeah Alabama. That's that's amazing It's pretty damn close. Yeah, he kind of like what once the but that one on the truck Yeah, yeah, but he's also tall and big tall big in his face sort of matches Little bit pretty crazy. Roxas. He's big. It's a big dude What would you say the rock is what kind of gear as he run it? I name a steroid is that true? I'm what do you think dude? Yeah, I'd name a steroid. Is that true? What do you think, dude?

Yeah, I think he's strong. I thought you just have to like narrow down the one. No, I don't think so. I don't know much about it. Trumbolong. Trumbolong. Trumbolong. Steka Annabar.

Annavar. I guess he's got. He's got the way it works his ass. Bumbleong. But to be that shredded 53, what did you say? You want Annavar? No, I don't want no Annavar. I don't want nothing.

You can't even handle a fucking a spread Yeah, my fucking teeth are chattering still not would it be weird if I said can I get a decal? No people do it all the time. Okay, no sense of me, but people do it all the time. Well, I like the taste there you go There's still caffeine and decal Get a nice green tea those are nice This is I do I don't want to do this the way he said the hard solstice the truly was nice right how's your nest? It's exactly the same it is yeah, and I've shot out to like the T. F.A.K. Army They a ton of a message me different things to do chiropractor. I mean, I, huh? I mean, I don't really trust going to Chiropractor for this.

I don't want to get in the right, that's what I just want to get in the right. I just want to get in the right. Yeah. Get in the right. And don't wrestle without warming up. Yeah. Never again. I know.

I know. And don't wrestle them specifically. Not the Shurkings, never again. Not the Shurkings. So this is Vin Diesel. All right, Ozzy Jeff. Shirtless on a luxury luxury yacht Giddy. Oh I would never know I would never know cuz he always wears a you know tank top. Yeah, so his arms are still buff looking

But I guess he's just a little bit less me. Well, he's a Tom. Here's similar to Yeah, that's what will happen. You see Tommy if you're not careful as you get old Still buff though. I still got a chance. I need a pretty sure fifty-saint clowned on them, too. Did he? Yeah Of course, he sends a whole lot of the place now That's a big that's a lot of fun. Yeah, but that picture is the most His body his he looks close shit, man. Oh my gosh. He's rich. Yeah, yeah, dude Yeah, he looks like a yacht, you know they're gonna give a fuck to lose it in a heartbeat though Yeah, you could rate for fast and fierce 17 on the fuck, 15, 15. I'm not gonna have to have, how many of that?

They have nine right now. They have nine? Yeah, they're planning for 10, X, whatever. Oh shit. That's pretty good. It makes money, I don't know how, but it makes money. I mean, people love it. I mean, people go crazy.

People love it, yeah. The China used to be so good. And he owns like 50% of it. He makes so much way off those. And the director is Asian. Oh wow. Does it tell Kuzon mission impossible? Ooh, I would doubt it. And the director is Asian. Oh wow. Doesn't tell who's own mission impossible. Ooh, I would doubt it.

No, I thought he'd be. Oh, Justin Lin. He's been around for a minute. He might though. All right, so this is Theo posting. Him fishing. I saw this. This is actually pretty good.

He literally caught it after baiting. Yeah. I'll show you this first. But there's something funny about what Theo does here. We caught our bait right here. These are minnow's that we caught with a net in the creek out here. We save them here in this minnow bucket. And then I want to take this little bad baby and put it right in the seam right there where

that water's coming off of this river. This little creek. Catch this one right away. Oh, yeah. But look how he does a real to you. You know how fish he doesn't fish a spinning rod, right? Yeah, look how you shoot. Hahaha.

That'd be fun to swim in. That's a super nice creek or river. Where is that? I don't know. Nashville. Oh, damn. Oh, bam, here we go. He's all damn. He's holding upside down, the real.

Oh, oh. Oh, the nature. The nature. These are all natural fish. No preservatives. Nothing. Look at that. Oh, look at that.

Look at that. That's a decent smallmouth. That's a good one. natural fish Nothing oh Yeah, that's a decent one What is that Because that river because he's like on a cliff. Yeah, he's on top You can eat it Give him a little hug there and see if he can get him in. Watch what he says after this. Yeah, he's a catcher release. Or can he eat that?

You can eat it. He fired up, dirty probably. But he scared it. Get in there! Oh! Look at this. Let's go, boy. I'm almost scared.

Look, he got that little one on the Uber. Like he's driving Uber. Uber XL, that little one's gonna take your ride baby. You gotta be hungry if you bite, you don't even eat the food. You just get fork only. That's what crack me up. Fork only. He's funny.

He's sweet. Oh, he's so funny. This fucking arthrogetic. It's fork only. He's human beings of all time. Oh, good. Someone tagged, a bunch of people tagged. That noob. This fucking orthocratic is for gold money to be the ball time. Someone tagged a bunch of people tagged that new

This yeah, so that that that big part supposed to be the bottom. Oh, okay, okay Really? Yeah, you win if it's in your hand. You're not gonna do that Yeah, I really yeah, you win if it's in your hand. You're not gonna do that You do at this way. That's from wrestler dad 2 4 7 that tack this oh This one I know that bunch of people tagged as well. I guess they oh It's supposed to be pretty well Why do you like? Hands-free one oh It's supposed to be ready. Well, why did I get nervous? Why do you like go like trying to get hands free one? Well, he's good. Yeah, I'll get you down. I'm scared

God those shots were Look at the impact why would he let go I don't know I think you don't try to do a trick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're the rare shock All right on the old all that. Yes, I know that's gonna be under wear just hang out red shit or mark Mm-hmm and this one is well for that y'allstone prequel, they're having Billy Bob Thornton join. Holy shit. God, that's gonna be good. You're not watching it. You like it?

That's great. I don't say anything. Damn prequel, man, that's not. I just gotta get past the first episode. Yeah, yeah, get too. Billy Bob Thornton. He looks like he's had his face tightened a little bit. It looks good.

He always looks a little different. Yeah, looks like he's had some stuff. That fucking bit. It's good. He always looks a little different. Yeah, looks like he's Had some stuff fucking actor. Yeah, one of the best in Jolina Jolie were like when each other's blood I was working on them. They did what they were like vows of blood. Oh, yeah, I was I worked with him He was he's a great guy man. Yeah great guy Really cool. Oh For a sober now. What was it bad Santa? Yeah? Is he sober now? Was it bad Santa? Yep. Is he sober now?

Friends in bad Santa? I wouldn't have said that one. Look at her Billy Bob tattoo with a dragon dude. Wow. Imagine convincing Angelina Jolie to get a Billy Bob tattoo she was so beyond all of it.

Is that John Boy? You know those lips are dead. By the way, are those dead John Boy? Yes. She's so special. Did you have from that the fucking Brad Pitt? Yeah, well, when you're when you're Angelina Jolie, you can you can have Vladimir Putin or anybody else you want. Yeah, she's such a.

Yeah, she's so talented. She was super hot. Yes, she's perfect. I remember super talented. I met her before she was famous on the set of odds when she was just she showed up She was dating Chuck Zito. I remember just looking at her. She was dating Chuck Zito Or at least she was trying to meet him left on his motorcycle. Oh wow jumped on the back He wrote a little bit of like no

Hell's Angel so you know But that's Chuck Zito. Yeah, man. Oh, there you go. He was in sons of anarchy, so, you know. But, uh, that's Chuxedo. Yeah, man. Oh, there you go. He was in Sons of Anarchy too. Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, that's a good stuff. He had a role in there, yeah.

It's kind of his life. Yeah. But, um, I think he died there. He was so beautiful. It's a little bit. Yeah. He just did that. All right, so we had this on, below the belt,

but I wanted to get you guys to take as well. This transgender fighter. You got a giant horse. I'll run out of the horse for an after. Oh yeah. So let me paint it for Brian. Was a male transition to female, fought another real female inside a steel cage.

I want you to see the before picture of what she looked like. Okay. Chin, do you do you? That's Jake's talking about his long joke. There you go. Crazy, huh? Okay, now hold on.

I just take a second here. Mm-hmm. She's also an army ranger. That's what you found out. I didn't, I had no idea. What is that army ranger? So you're talking about that guy who's an army ranger? He's a very strong, the ranger.

He's a very strong, the ranger. Just in the army. Well, I mean, don army one you can take a lot of punishment if you're a ranger. That's no joke and And and they're letting you they're letting that that person fight women Think of the advantages that she has fight biological women, but she should be able to fight But other transgender or men that's right, but not a normal little female girl like that ain't right. He's just the the So in a frame of her to transition and live her dream of beating up women. That's what Jake's I mean, I Think it's kind of appropriate, isn't it? I don't know that's him on the on the left. Yeah Is he retired or he just hasn't fought?

He's retired. He does just do. Oh, he tweeted about this. Jake's a great dude. He's a great dude. Yeah. Turn on transgender MMA fighter who used to be an US Army Special Forces. Oh, yeah, you'd say so.

I mean, that'd be tough for a dude to beat her up. I agree. An Army Ranger, you know the Special Forces? Mental Capacity that that girl has. Since. And the advantage she has over some girl who's, where they probably want to know, to know. Also a bone structure.

Also like, well, first, on the left there, he'd be everybody in this room, including me. That's right. That's right. That's a rough monofoc, right? Yeah. So this is her statement because she's getting a lot of, you know,

people reacting to this. What'd she say? Good morning friends, supporters and others. I'm getting a lot of you know people reacting to this what she say Good morning friends supporters and others. I'm getting a lot of variation the same nasty match Call me a cheater like I didn't just get beat on on for a round and a half You all need to show some respect and taking certain trill and somewhere else. She almost finished me more than once on You might just be a bad fighter on score cards She definitely won the first round. This is the only post I'll make about this trans folks They're just making me my block ends stronger.

It's not being a transphobe either. It's just, it's not about being a transphobe. I'm not a transphobe. Dude, I'm all, I support transphobe, all that stuff. They should be able to compete in Olympics, in MMA and boxing, but not against. That's where it gets tricky.

Yeah, that's where it gets a little too tricky. It's not tricky, it's just like, it's not fair. I know, and a lot of tricky. Yeah, that's where it gets a little too tricky. It's just not tricky. It's not fair. I know. And a lot of it is this is not fair for sure. And so just to me, it's definitely actually dangerous. I think this is dangerous for other women. I don't know.

I mean, it has nothing to do with being a trans woman. I don't, if you want to be transgender, then it's kind of actually cool that this hyper male felt like a woman did that's fine. Do that, okay? But fighting other women, come on. That girl is such a disadvantaged. But not only that, as you know,

if that woman is fighting and taking major damage, it can also shorten her career. It sounds like she got to ask Wolf for a little bit. Is she saying that she's a person? Who's the girl she fought? Disc girl right here. Oh, I'll show you Yeah, it's a I mean, I'm surprised I didn't know that the commission allowed it so I don't know My girl fought a fucking special forces transgender girl. Yeah, I said that goes on a record now

I mean and and when when when she was in Special Forces, it was jacked to the gills. Right. Is there any videos of the fight anyway? I'm sure on YouTube. Yeah. Let's look it up. Let's look it up. If you type in that,

a lot of the Gloss line, transgender girl's name, you're gonna find it. There you go. Fight. Full fight. How, it's 130 minutes. Back here I'm combating global with a Keep going with that head down which is very very very very big. The one in black, the the one who's born a few minutes. Yeah and and yeah okay well and she has taken a lot of

estrogen. That's a difficult thing for a so interesting it's amazing what technology you're right yeah, I'm still it blows my mind every time how they can transition out of watching this now that I'm watching this, I might I might start

I mean while they're not looking like the stronger fighter and taking a ton of punishment coming in it's just her bones are denser, her bone structure, her ligaments are stronger, the training that she's gone through in the special forces. Reaction time too, for men is a little bit better than the women. Their eye is a reaction time. Thanks for what's in advance.

Tomorrow is September 11th. We're actually about 25 minutes from September 11th. Well, she finishes the other girl with a choke. You're gonna make a choke. I don't know. I mean, here we are. Right here. Yeah.

Are we finished? Okay. I wonder if man for... Anyways. Interesting. Both clearly knew to this board seems like it That's dicey, right? It's dicey They should definitely have a compete live their dreams. It's just tough when they're going against biological women

It'd be great if there was a transgender We need your son's thing. You have to see it. Is there a woman that transitioned into a man? If it's nothing that's ever been done a woman that transitions to a man. is right? I think that's ever been done. What's that? A woman that transitions to a man. I don't think that's ever been done. And fights. Fighting in that. Do you know that it's a piece of shit?

But you know what would happen? You know what would happen? The map, they would never get commissioned. If a female want to transition to a boy and fight in the UFC, no commission would ever grant that. That's right. But then we're cool with a man transitioning to a woman, be like, well,

so you know it's like, so you know it's exceedingly rare until all this trans movement happened. It was exceedingly rare for a woman to transition into a man. It was almost always a man. Into a woman. If you look at the literature behind it, and then what's interesting is that now

that it's become such a thing There are some places where 30% of the girls in certain classrooms Identifies trans now it's like the social contagion. Yeah, it's probably should not print out that high But the good thing is with science and technology stuff. They can finally come out and there's at least some support back in the day It was oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, hell for her. What else you got, Jen? This is a good news one, Justin Ren, your guys' friend, our friend. I guess for the fight for the regarding,

he found some guy that worked in Wall Street, then COVID happened, lost his job, lost his, I guess his girl, whatever, and then he got robbed on a subway. God, God. Hold the same day? No, I'm not sure if it's done. I then he got robbed on a subway. God, God. Hold on the same day. No, I'm not sure if the subway was robbed. During that time.

And then someone with a bat, like seven people, even though they took his money and everything, they hit him in the head or face. Worst day ever. Like three times and he lost 90. Holy shit. Oh, yeah. So it's New York?

Yeah, subway. I think New York. Oh, Wall Street, yes, New York. Yeah, Wall Street. And so Justin ran and I guess the fight for the forgotten, they were able to get all his brand new teeth. I think New York. Jesus Christ. Oh, Wall Street. Yes, New York. Oh yeah, Wall Street. And so Justin ran and I guess the fight for the forgotten, they were able to get all his brand new teeth. Oh.

And then you can see him like reacting here. It's expensive too. Oh yeah, I remember how the crisis. It ain't told me the day before the day I met you. He was hired by Dr. Frank. Dave Frank at Walden Dentistry. And he said, keep your eyes, your ears open for somebody. Why are all the shirts off?

They're probably working up in the park. So they can give a new teeth, and a new smile. What a great catch. So let me show you what it looked like. Look at that. Oh, that's what happened. Yeah. He was on drugs and stuff, is that what happened?

I think he might have fallen down that path? Yeah, because everything is falling apart. Yeah, I know I He looks great now. Yeah, he looks great. He looks wonderful. Hold on. You know man What you could be I didn't do it. You fucking compassion. I'm super I go because you know what I see every time you did This is what he does he goes like this His I wasn't fucking right Oh

Jobs got in the face with the battle got it's terrible and then you bring him up He also did some drugs was teeth are all fucked up. Yeah, was times man tough times who knows what is the toughest times. Yeah, and those teeth may not have come out from a bat They may have come out from meth Maybe a little bit of both is your opener and Buffalo were Now listen up that I don't want to say that go to the next picture chin well I think that next one shows how good of a person is Justin Rendon. He's the best So what this is when he was on Wall Street and stuff. Yeah, yeah, that's before so it's T3 even better now Damn you walked a Brooklyn bridge called quit home to jump off. Yeah. Yeah, oh shit. He got oh here's why there's shirts off

Tomorrow we fly to Manhattan Tuesday together. We do the same walk the Brooklyn Bridge 101 blocks. It's not close Instead of feeling hopeless I know it will be Hope filled. Instead of him listening to a podcast of me talking to Rogan we'll be talking to Geather. Instead of him to sign against suicide because of my story where we rewrite our stories together we're going to speak about life like we lived. That's amazing. Wow. So he was suicidal. Yeah, there you go. That's great, man. That's so cool. Just some resins, just a...

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So he's looking at the picture of what his teeth actually look like He's looking at that picture we saw Before and after Wait, so that's the mockup. No, that's what they did right there. I think I already did it But he hasn't seen it in a myriad of things like that Now it's like the reveal for him. Yeah. Yeah.

That's a reveal. Wow. Get this out of here and only look at the eyes. The eyes tell whether or not it's an awesome smile. When you're confident with your smile, look at your eyes. Yeah. Wow, the eyes are even different. Yep.

What, Brian? What are you laughing at? What now? Shit. This is a great story. I know. That's all I just don't see. They're not the same though,

because on the left, you can't find one. Yeah. On the left, he's like, it's like a great white shark, guys. Like, it's like dead behind. No, I'm not even trying to be funny. It's like he's, when you're doing drugs, man, your eyes die too. And now that.

You're eyes die too. You know what I'm saying? Like, you just checked out. And then on the right, you've got to shit together. And look out. The eyes are the window too short. You're right. You're right.

That's my time. It's also like better lighting, better virtue. He got a seat fix. Everybody in this room is a piece. I just did not want to do anything for anyone. And then you got Justin. That's easy. Doing this stuff for people.

Oh, did he such a good person? Yeah. Yeah. Brennan's looking at pictures going oh You do this while I thought You ever know what Brennan's charging the shit out of you. He'll be doing this with his Like like like in the at least even the least the least of the time to be like They people would start first. They're just like oh my Bren Brandon actually does a version of that. I can feel it. He does this, yeah.

Well, I wasn't ready. I thought he got hit in the face with a bat. I thought they were gonna show that. Yes. You thought you were gonna see just how. Chin was like, hey, fell in hard times and became addicted to math. Yes, that's not how I'm at that.

You didn't miss in the suicide part too. I mean, I don't want me to chew more. Two down, you said he got hit three times with a bat. And I think you made that story up. I don't think he made that story up. That story was not in there, Chin. Where did he get it? It is, it is.

Not on that poster, was it? Hold on. Yeah. The only thing he said he got fell into some drugs. And at this point in time, I want... Yeah, I hear it goes. There's a ship here that lots of love. He relapsed on drugs.

He ended up homeless. He was robbed and assaulted in subway station. I see. He gave his money to the gang of seven people Then he saw since swan the guy with the baseball bat they beat him anyways at no point to the oh, here we go Yeah, it says I've seen the report Chris was in the ICU for a while He said three to four swings to his head face a mouth with a metal belt Metal bat sounded like a tea ball peep ball ping fuck yeah TBI his mother was told by the doctors

We don't think he's going to make it he lost 9 teeth that day with many others broken in Daerys Yeah, terrible, but I think it's combination of the drugs like the meth angon in the face with the bass I kind of don't talk about that. Well, he's a bit of on him. Yeah, so when did that down on your luck? It's a great. I mean we're nitpicking here. Yeah, look at look at him now. He's good. Just runs a good guy man He's the best Look at him now. He's good. Justin runs a good guy, man. He's good. He's the best. But his face is just a red looks very thin too. He lost a lot of weight. Yeah, he looks like he's such a good person man.

Good for him. You trained with him, right? Oh yeah, long time. Was he a pedigree wrestler? Yeah, I couldn't recognize. Oh wow, just does. But then he had issues. Oh yeah, drugs.

Yeah. Oh, big time. Yeah. Yeah, he's. But then he had issues. Oh yeah, drugs. I'll pick time. Yeah. Nice doing the work. But he's like, yeah, he talks about a surprise. He's like, yeah, he's doing the lords work. Yeah. All right, here's some of Katz.

Chin, I mean, he's not a great, chin did not alert us to that picture, did he? He didn't do it for the Navy SEAL, or the Army Ranger either. He's like, yeah, look, like, dude, that's it. That Army Ranger? Yeah. We need real reactions.

Yeah, you're right. I like that. I like that. All right, so this is, let's see. Oh, about Chadookey came out? Oh, no. Fans are recording a video of a pipe rupture during the Washington versus Chargers football game. Oh, that's a problem. It's bad enough you wash it. I you want to see me get screened

I bet that's we've got that first hit man. I know they they're probably Just see brown shit, oh dude. I'm so squeamish to that shit Just see brown shit on dude. I'm so squeamish of that shit What early? Oh I will be I would be so far away from that shit dude that's all the the waste. Oh my god I can't handle that shit people take it football games. Oh my god. Oh That's that's shit from everywhere. Yeah, that's gross. That's the that's the shit of many of many states. That's people too, baby. Yes, many many counties. Uh, you could catch anything from anywhere.

Whoa, no verdict split verdict. Um, it was just water. But it was all dirty looking. It was all brown. Yeah, it was piss. Yeah, I'm not taking a chance. Yeah, I'm not buying that. Yeah, fresh water. Wow.. Yeah, I'm not buying that. I'm not fucking right. Yeah, fresh water flowing. Wow. Most felt it was just water. Yeah. Oh, and FedEx Fedorin. See that cat that fell out there. I love the cults kids that grab it and hold them up like Zimba.

And he's like, he's just freaking out. And he's like, you're just freaking out. Yeah, man. They're all holding them. He's just freaking the fuck out there. My girlfriend and I, we rescued a cat and she picked it up and wouldn't let it go. That thing tore her up. I'm talking about her face and her hands and she, it's what I kind of fell a little bit in love with her.

She wouldn't let it go. She fucking just tuck it and smile through the whole thing. She's bleeding everywhere for real and she, the guy we get in touch with the fucking guy because she's trying to read the tag. Guy pulls up in a Prius, doesn't even think he goes yeah he wonders Well my girls got cast scratch fever now you fucking yeah, but he was just a cat walking around yes, and it was lost I know I'm with the guy like hey fuck face You're lucky was that meaner. I'd be like he didn't shredded her up like I when you see what a little cat

Yeah, he probably he probably isn't outside Yeah, man fuck out of her. Hey, but you know what? I know He said this is what I'm feeling level We're trying to make a cat like what's your mind? Yeah, it's a cat walking the street We're trying to be nice Try me, but how stupid is that? Yeah, how about this? Yesterday?

He's all that's the day. I love. I hear that I'm like red flag. Yesterday I fucking got a Costco by myself a large screen TV. Get out to the truck and it doesn't fit in the back of the of my girls SUV won't fit in the back. You may put the seats a smaller SUV so it doesn't fit through the whole hole. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, so now I'm all I'm I'm pissed and I'm shouting at the wind and she's like stop doing that it's not you're making a scene. I'm like buck this and I go and I'm not and I just can't take it back.

I can't take it back and I'm just sitting in the parking lot and I'm like, I'm gonna just sit here maybe for two hours. I don't know what to do. Let me just go through this real quick. You bought this giant TV, nobody measured it. Sure did, sure did. Sure did, that was what the fight was about. I go, should we measure, she was like, now I'll fit.

Get it out there and now I'm mad at her. Okay. Maybe pissed, too. Yeah. Now I'm mad at her. Little fight goes on. You know, those fights, she's like, she gets in, she's like, fuck this. And now I'm just staying there. She goes, just return it. I go, I'm not going to return it. I'm just going to sit here. Now does she still have scratches from the camera? She does not. I'm glad you asked. Yeah. That was, that's a long time ago. Yeah, it's a long time ago. Very marked up though, very bad score.

It was a jaguar. So a fucking couple, this woman goes, becomes my goes, sorry, we were watching you guys. I mean, I can just, I was laughing because this would, this is the kind of fight he and I have. Do you, we have a truck, do you want us to take that somewhere? That's nice. I was like, yeah, I would love that

That's so nice. It's just follows back to our house Let's put the groceries in put the thing in there love about falling back and then and then did they drive up to your TV They I thought they were going Like just load it up and then text that just let me either They just take off and that's that's what you that is good scam. No, they were awesome. As we're pulling away from their house to go to my house, they, uh, they, uh, we went you go to their house, could they have trouble with groceries? They bought ice cream.

They drop off their ice cream. They were living in the same area. And then there is an enormous woman covered in blood. What's lying on the sidewalk on her back? I mean, no, no, swear to God, she's covered in blood. Why's lying on the sidewalk on her back? I mean, no, no, swear to God, she's covered in blood. Why did you start with this? She's enormous. And now the Good Samaritans, who are the Good Samaritans, who said, we'll take your TV, she jumps out now to help the woman. So I'm like, oh, why was she covered

bloodshed, everybody? She was walking her dogs. I guess she has fainting spells. She was giant. And she had a, when I say she had an egg on her, and she was just all covered in blood. Oh, and the eventful day of costume. I know. And then her, I guess her husband had gone back to get the car because she was walking the dogs. She lived in the neighborhood. And other people are there. And what are you doing that situation? What do you do? I'll tell you what I did. With the lady, I'll cover it up.

Call the ambulance. You call the ambulance. You're like them, because there's so many factors going on with it. We're at the same thing. You know what I did? No. I'm really helpful.

I go, I go, just don't move. I go, stay there and then to make her feel better. Like I do something. Happen to me, happen to me. That helps me. That helps. And everybody looks at me and they go happy to me same thing I felt I was gonna die you're gonna be totally fine. So nobody called anybody now. They did they call it somebody

Oh, all things you gonna say it was so well. No, she said I'm fine I did I had this is not uncommon for me. I have fainting spells. Oh wow, pretty should be walking around Yeah, she's a bit the big it would an enormous woman. No, your guy was a stroke Wait, what were you gonna say? I had a stroke in Kentucky. Yeah, oh really? Yeah, we're a big, an enormous woman. No, your guy was a stroking man. Wait, what were you gonna say? I got a stroking Kentucky. Oh, really? Yeah, and we're just, I'm like, I get to move and wear it. And he was like, oh no, and he just falls.

You mean at the show? No, while we're driving back from lunch to our Airbnb, some walking neighbor and he just fell down. And what'd you do? Called the cop, ambulance, and then I was, and he was like, I don't need ambulance. I just, just give me a ride back to the house and then we're trying to give him the car, but he couldn't bend his leg, and it was impossible. You're a large man No normal, dude, but he just you know the way he was all fucked up

He couldn't bend his arm or So we're trying to figure out like a puzzle piece how to get hard and then we had a smaller car So he was having a hard track or it was a stroke. Yeah, so then I was like dude I'm gonna call the cops then we called the cops and I he was like no, time. He was a stroke. He had a stroke. Yeah. So then I was like, dude, I'm gonna call the cops. Then we called the cops. And I, he was like, no, I don't want those. I did. You're bleeding.

You had a fucking stroke. The cops are coming, dude. Then we don't want to waste the time on your show. We're not here. We can't have that. Then the ambulance came and they got them situated. That's the thing, too. Because for me, selfishly, I was like, now my friend is a good

smerrant. It's got my TV in the truck. I want to get home. It's a holiday project. Yeah. And I'm like, we got to get home. It's a good day. It's an all day project. Yeah, and I'm like, we got to get. I was busy with that guy for like four hours sitting there. That's a long time. It took all the time.

And that goes straight to the shows at night, man. Yeah, but, you know, but you got to do it. You can't just be like, I got to get out. I just leave the guy in the house. I'm lazy, you know, I don't have time for this. You'd be all right. Walk it off. Limp it off.

This is a good option. Can I take a quick story? Yeah. So what I was doing about when I was a balancer for two years, my friend's boyfriend was in the club. He got completely wasted. And then he was passed out on the sidewalk. Outside the club?

Outside the club. They dragged him out, security dragged him out. So I was like, are you guys going to call 911? They're like, no. Because if we call 911, it's on us. The payment or something like for the ambulance? Something like that. So I was like, I feel guys in call 911? They're like, no. Because if we call 911, it's on us. Like the payment or something like for the ambulance? Something like that. So I was like, I feel like we should call 911.

He's not even responding. So then, he's just out like foaming at the mouth. He was just kind of like barely breathing and just like, oh yeah, it's true. Gotta call the truth. So I called his girlfriend my friend and I was like, they're not gonna call 911. Do you want me to call 911?

I feel like I have to call 911. She goes, yeah, I call it. So I finally called 911. So it's on me now because I'm the one to call it They picked him up and apparently from what she said that he would have died that day. Yeah, yeah I don't know respite respite No, no, he's good looking tall the mouth You can touch his mouth. Yeah, I'm trying to get all the details. You get mouth to mouth No mouth to mouth, but I did like stay by I'm make sure that I'm what's gone

Who was pretty black pants? I had when I guess I was joking. I looked at you. I was gonna need mouth mouth and you have to do it Chegos, you know, Jay's like fuck off Oh, dude, just hold his nose like a baby I'm Apparently supposed to just push on his chest or something We'll figure it out and if you if you've done CPR training that means you're liable just push on his chest or something. I don't know, dude. We'll figure that out. And if you've done CPR training, that means you're liable.

First time, right? No, if you don't know it, that's what I heard. No, that's a myth. I don't think they said that. I don't think they said that. 15 years ago. You can absolutely try to save somebody. Okay.

So that cat thing is we're talking about. And layers. Let's see. They held him up like Simba. It's so crazy. Look how far. So cats dangling. You get it. And Look how far. So Katz dangling. And they're holding the American flag right there.

I'm scared everybody is. Yeah, so is that. You know that count would be fine if he landed right? He catches it in the flag. Yeah. What? They hold him up like Sinda and he scratches the piss off. He's all fucked, bro. The crowd crowd hate also crowded to cat Oh Oh, they broke us They'll give him to the sky the pieces Fucking terrified I guess they broke it. Oh, they're a scratcher the piss of this guy. He's like ah

He's like, ah. He's scratching everybody. You gotta know cats. Dude, fuck cats. I hate cats. You know the cat guy? Fuck the cat. I don't like holding them. I don't mind them.

I don't like cats. I don't trust people or cats. You know what cats? I fucking hate cats. They don't care about you. No, you know, you can leave a cat and they do not care. Yeah. Like, if you got a cat, take your cat, take it to my house. He wouldn't give a fuck. You tame No, you know you can leave a cat and they do not care. Yeah, like if you had a cat, take your cat, take it to my house, he wouldn't give a fuck.

You tame them, you can't domesticate them. They don't care. They're their owners, they don't care. They have the same mind as a lot. But I don't hate them. No, you give them the fuck. No, I don't want one. I don't hate, I'm not gonna go around killing them,

but I don't give a fuck out of that. Well, is that their thing where they have a toxin? They think that cats have a certain, carry a certain toxin that can actually cause you to go crazy later on in your life. Have you heard about that? Rogan had a thing about it on the podcast. How's that heard of that?

Yeah, there's another reason not to bite you. So you remember that they used to say if she's an old lady with a cat, or old crazy lady with a cat, that can be correlated. Oh, could they? Could they? And I don't bite, but yeah.

No, it is, yeah, toxoplasma. It's plasma. It's a parasite invasive brands of mice and organs of cats is a person Basically, my result in disease called toxic oil Bursts I can also infecilize cat cases. Yeah, so cat shit makes you crazy. They think clear don't eat cat shit You know, well, I think it's just the fumes of it being in the litter box in a house. Yeah. Well, they also, actually they also, wait, the litter box has a scent.

Oh yeah. But then the other question was it could have like some kids who had brain tumors and own cats. There was a correlation that they were doing about that too. So, crazy, it's Cadillate stereotype. Oh yeah, Brian. What if that's like a common thing? I don't know.

Yeah, I don't know. Do you guys know who Tyler Harrow is? Yeah, super stud. Super stud? Yeah. I've never heard of him, obviously. He's the white boy for Miami. He has been playing great.

He's about to have a kid. Really? Yeah. He was the one who the Instagram girl, uh, Barstool had around there. She was reaching out to him and then she slid into his DMs, then like after the game he posted like her ass in his hotel room. They're about to have a kid. Oh really? Mm-hmm. Wow. Oh, they had a game. That it. Yeah. Well shit. Yeah, cuz they- She's

Remarie's on a she's the cheer. Oh, so they ended up hooking up. I mean, yeah. They're I don't think them, but having a kid. Yeah, they don't have sex, but yeah, but a child though. But yeah, it's gross. I don't think they're- Well, I don't think it was planned, you know. Oh, wow, well. She has said about it now. You do a lot worse than that. Yeah. Oh, I remember now.

Yeah, she's- That's her. She's not delicious. She's phenomenal. Yeah, she used to be a cheerleader back in Arizona. It's Christ. Yeah, she's ridiculous. I mean, good for him.

Yeah. Well, now they have a kid, so. Good. I guess a girl saw him and got so excited She crashed her car holy shit. He's not that big There uh, there's a song. Oh, no, that's so dangerous. So she left her car to get on the ground running Oh, that's what I was saying. Mark your car Jesus, yeah, you kind of just like rolled into the building Yeah, wasn't that bad name is hero hero hero. Yeah, wow

You know the origin of hero I don't know if you do you have a lot of you know what is a lot of knowledge on shit guys last name yeah I bet you it's Greek I bet you see there he goes look at he's got something for it I bet you did come on man it comes from the Greek hey do you know the origin story of his last name by chance I think it's delicious look as he said he said he said Tyler Herald. But he probably does. Yeah. He just gave us, he's not a scientist,

but he gave us information about global warming. I bet you it's either Roman or it's a Greek, it's a Greek derivative something. No, H-E-R-O, blah, blah. It was two hours. For hero? Zero Greek name. Spanish, habitational name from.

No, no, it's cool. No, I'm saying, what I'm saying is the, we're really looking for, okay. I'm trying to, I'm saying what I'm saying is the Road I didn't want to go down now. I was saying H.E. R. Oh, you're saying well his name is spelled H.E. R. My name particular okay, oh there goes here's hero a go where name ancient Greek meaning hero Hero is a Greek word I was right there you go. Well no hero is his last name H.E. R. go. Well, no, hero is, his last name is H-D-R-R-O. Is it given the name of ancient Greek origin? There you go.

There you go. I was right. He was right. Everybody's right. He's right. He was right. He was right. Of course, his Greek origin.

You know what? Well, you just bullshitted you? No. I mean, hero. Yeah, how do you bullshitted? Who are you? Who are you? Why? I mean, you know, Tiro. Who's this? Chris Houndswell. No Yeah, how do you do? Why I mean you know tear out who's this Chris Houndswell. Yeah, but when you see that just a that frame of it Oh, his arm looks ridiculous

He's a fucking monster. I mean his arms don't look at his arms I never boxed space fucking strong shit big very big. No, I've seen a box dude. He even moved. Yeah, yeah, yeah I need you start incorporating more of that That's how I get rid of this good I think more of those uh, no, there's fucking He's a bit that's his dad's dad. Yeah, no, there's a picture of him and his dad and his dad looks just like him Hold on a second Old pictures right here. Oh shit. What is he Swedish or something? Australia. Oh, by way of Sweden.

Him's worth. Is that Swedish? Please don't ask them. Sorry. That's that was so boring me. What are the origins of? Campaign finance reform at the end of the day. Before we do this, I did want to bring up one documentary I watched over the weekend. I thought Brian and you would like. What's your name? It's called Chron. It's a hockey documentary.

The hockey would the mafia? Yep. Oh yeah, I saw a little bit of this. they get with the mafia? Yep. Oh, yeah I saw their bailbird was talking about their base on that whole like the sprinos is based on them Oh, interesting because the dad is mafia James The minor league hockey team gives it to his son. He's a teen old son. He's 18 17 out of the 17 and just starts running the hockey team and then so I Was it you HL team? It wasn't pro but they had Mike Rupp who won the pro, when they had Mike Rupp come on,

he had just won a Stanley Cup with the New Jersey Devils, half an hour down the road, and he was playing for them. Everyone on the team, who was on the team, their family was on payroll for no show job. Fantastic. They were, like even his son, like you know how in the sprangles, the kid's name is AJ. Same with that kid AJ Glonte.

It was literally based off him. He had a trash empire. What's the, what's the, the dad's from what mafia? Do we know? Italian, Italian.

Yeah. Yeah. So, so he's the dad's origin's last name? Glonte. Probably, I'm just silly. It doesn't matter. Yeah, so, so he finally is on a mind league hockey team to run it to long because his kid is laundering money. Well, his kid also loved hockey so much and he loved his

so he used it as a way to imagine. Yeah, operating a hockey team at 10. But the kids like that either. No, he was that. Yeah, he could play hockey was bad. Yeah, he was a crazy thing. He could play hockey and then he had an injury and then he couldn't play more. That's why his dad bought it. But the kid was making the right moves for this team to be successful,

which is insane. They spoil the, they get bussed in the end and go to prison. Yeah. Well, he's out now. You see if you saw Netflix. Yeah, and then now the guy is a boxing promoter. Of course. And he owns a gym up is a boxing promoter. Of course.

And he owns a gym up in Dan's Bayer. So when I go home for Thanksgiving, I'm a 100% going. Yeah, I get a t-shirt. It's an hour away from my house. I'm going on a 100% yeah. Oh, wow. Cause I grew up on that. I get a lot of a lot of funny business going on. A lot of tough Italian dudes out there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. My friend, I don't know how true this is because it's just

say if it's true He told me that because he's from dance bears a key told me his dad coach the kid in high school And he's like I grew up going to the games, but that's fair. I don't know with them I mean, it's just like and dude crazy crazy story though the docs must be really good They had Brett gretskies brother Like one of the gretskies on the team they two of the kids whozki's on the team. They, two of the kids who played on the team, they believe two houses down from me back in Rhode Island. Were they a good team? Yes.

They were good. I think it was like the first day. Yeah, the first day. Usually, like, the owners never called the players before a game. 20 minutes before the game, I think it was the owner. The father called one of the players like, right when the puck drops,

you drop in the gloves, you gotta fight. Fought the first game, the owner was caught punching someone in the face, like in the game, like it was just a shit shot. That sounds fantastic. Yeah, there was a ball guy who was like, you're gonna play by my rules, right? That little dude.

But yeah, but Spore Alert, every time a key got called in, like they made him seem like the biggest asshole, like everyone didn't like him. The end, the FBI calls him in, asking all these questions, like, I don't know what you're talking about. James Galanti is one of the nicest human beings the most loving people didn't run out of. That's just on him. Nope. Wow. And then there was an equipment, the equipment manager was my favorite person in the entire Dr. Menero's Challenge, and earlier, whenever they would have a home game,

when the away team would come, he would just leave in like one towel, he would hide the goalies, pads, hide everything. I don't know what the fuck's going on, I don't know. Shit. I gotta watch this. It's interesting. It was good. I was on the edge of my cell line.

That back then, before cameras, wherever you were, the mafia had real power, before cameras were everywhere. I remember Connecticut and the summertime, even in Greenwich, Connecticut. And that's, it was very easy to get the shit you got you by giant Italian dudes new on it's bad Now it's fuck man. Really? Oh my friend go to a 20 packets really bad

Right up your alley dude. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's like I'll do so much All right, let's say kids So 24th 25th that's not this weekend, but the fall and weekend, Wednesday, Friday, Wednesday, Saturday, Bud Light event center, big shows for your boy, Wednesday, Friday, Wednesday, Saturday, I got frickin' Derek Poston, David Lucas,

Shepel Lacey and myself will be there both Friday and Saturday shows. In September 30th, October 2nd, Denver, Colorado, mom, I'm coming home, yes you can have tickets. October 7th through the, October 2nd, Denver, Colorado. Mama, I'm coming home. Yes, you can have tickets. October 7th through the ninth Las Vegas, Nevada. That's at the new Wise Guys comedy club in Las Vegas, Nevada.

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I'm at McGougies. I'm at the Colony and Marles. No, actually, then, what am I doing? In Denver, in September 23rd, 25th, through 25th, then in September 30th, October 2nd, I'm in Chicago, Illinois, at the Schomburg. Loose terms, go. Yes, I'm at the Schomburg, in Prov, those terms. On the side.ide. Yes, yes, so Denver and Chicago at the end of this month. Let's go.

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