The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 729

Episode Date: September 21, 2021

The guys talk Bryan sending Brendan a picture of him bull dogging his nuts, Brendan's time chatting it up with Jay Leno, Bryan's sh*t bandit story, Lil Baby's $400K fake watch, the return of Cat, Chin's Phoenix concert with Lil Brows and Shapel, halloween parties and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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parlay of fighters doing Saturday night for UFC 266. Take advantage of my special odds boost. That's promo code fighter only at Draft King Sportsbook, the official sports betting partner of the UFC. Must be 21 or older, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Indiana, Michigan, Virginia, only with chicken supplies. See DraftKings.com slash sportsbook for details. Gambling problem call, win 100 gambler or in Virginia, 888-532-300. What did you want bro? Why are you trying to FaceTime me all the time? I just want to show if I want to introduce you to somebody who was it

Just a guy. Oh, then this is why and thank God my FaceTime you know when it 70 says just a guy. It's not good Anybody says yeah if anybody says if for anybody listening as I may says Watch this I He says, if anybody says, for anybody listening, if anybody says, watch this, I got a way to make money, dude. I got a way that's gonna, now listen. Ron, just go run the other way. Did you bring that to, bring that to Brian Tech? Brian Tech, I see like, again, I kept FaceTime and stuff like the Wi-Fi.

I was out with my kids. I had the kids all weekend by myself. Beast, you know, beast, hey, beast, hey. My son, my one year old was eat Doritos at six in the morning and he had cheese all of his face. His grandma's like, what the fuck is that? I don't know. He went fucking Doritos. I can't get face to him. I must have Wi-Fi. As four missed calls from Brian and he goes, call me, dude, with this guy talking crypto. I went, nope. No, I take some. No, it wasn't crypto. He goes, he goes, he goes. Let me guess guess we can make a ton of money on crypto, which of course I would never yeah, I'm that I'm actually

I run the other way when I hear anything. I was it was something else. So what was so what was intriguing about this thing? Yeah, yeah more instant conversation about something that I thought was like yeah tell me after now. I want to talk to you About the picture you sent me when I'm enjoying my, I'm on a bike ride. I mean, I said that. I was working out. I was on a bike ride. I was about 12 miles into the forest. Is it aggressive? It was an aggressive. Now we can't show it because it will violate super aggressive rule. I was bending over and I was collecting clothes off the floor and I was pushing my rum towards my girl. Oh, yeah, towards my girl.

Brian! And yeah, that's I know. That's you? Well, and she and I was showing her your bulldogs like a full grown bulldog. Yeah, I got a bulldog. Like a great dog, like a great dainst nut. They're just like that. Dude, that's probably why my testosterone is.

Do the root. Hashtag. Happy. Happy. Happy. You hang those on a bag of a truck. Oh, they're nice. Yes, you got to set a balls on me.

I got to set a balls on me. You're like suck on a ball. No, I'm sensitive. No, that's not what I think. You're like suck on them. And you've had girls who go, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. You're like, ah, ah, ah. Those aren't for that.

I know. Like, you know, the whole thing in your're like, I need you. Those aren't for that. I know, like, you know, the whole thing in your mouth there, but you have to do one on the top of it. But Dick Maul's in my mouth. Dick Maul's in my mouth. But the whole thing, Maul's. The whole thing, I'm looking at him. He's taking him, he's my mouth.

So, yeah. Well, I'm not my bike, that's aggressive. I usually put my phone on silent, because I don't wanna be, you know, doing business, like I just try to get in the clear. In your zone. I worked out, that's why I worked out early with you. And I knew you were that way. Because the morning for you was your,

it's my, I had to shout out to that. I had to shout out to that. I don't like you being 12 miles in. I'm in the middle, I'm looking for rattlesnakes. They're ding, I'm like, they're ding, ding, ding, ding. Like holy fuck, something might be going on with Tiger, something like that. So I pull over, taking my phone, it's a business shit.

And then I see Brian, I'm like, oh shit, the picture, I'd do business shit, and I'd see Brian, I'm like, oh shit, the picture, I wonder what it is. I'm bringing an accent to something. I click on it, just. Yeah. The, like you got. Or a ball. And I had to send it, I only had one person to send to,

and the fat guy. And I responded to that guy. And you know what I brought this? I responded back, I went, let me suck them. Yep. That's what you said. Yep. Why you say that? I'm gonna double down.

And I'm gonna scare me away. And, that's what you said. Yep. Why you say that? I'm gonna double down and I was gonna scare me away And I wrote okay Okay, so you double down back I go down and my girl She thought I was like oh no, yeah, yeah, yeah, she saw me doing something on my phone She goes you're standing at the brunt and I go I am I thought it was cute because she knows me Yeah, I am good morning Now she knows you respond back when they suck them. She does.

Yeah, okay. She's like, you guys are idiots. Y'all different breed. Y'all are different breed. Now, let's bring the elephant in the room by elephant. I mean cat, cat's back. She's back, man. I didn't mean to call you elephants.

I love you. Yeah, I love you elephant. Baby elephant. Yeah, I mean for a little bit, you call me an elephant, huh? Cat's back. Baby elephants are cute. me an elephant. They're back, cats, back. Maybe elephants are cute. They are cute. They're adorable.

Did you get tats? No, same. We've had those tats. My goose bumps shirt is lit. Yeah. Be good for October. Yeah, I'm excited for October. I want to go to a horror night over at University.

Come with us. Dude, Stevie doesn't want to go to anything like that. He says that roller coasters aren't for him anymore. You mean Stevie are the same with that, but I'll take some medicine and go, but hornites is great. And then it's different because you go to make this. Yeah, that's what you say. Is there a farm in Calabasas that does it like crazy like a haunted hate. Yeah, hey, rise and there's food trucks everywhere. It's fun. I want to go for Halloween and Christmas. We should go though. I'll talk Stevie.

Stevie, go if I go. Please do. I want those to go. Because our good friends who, it's Tiger's best friends, their parents, we hang out with all the time. They're scared of that shit too, but we should talk them in. Because Joanne loves it.

You love it. I love it. Those three can just do whatever. Yeah, let's do it. Good see you back, Kat. Yeah, good see you back. I'm gonna put a very back. Fresh face back in.

Have you been a nut scary farm? No, not that one. I've been to the Disneyland one when I was a kid and then. Disney for kids is great. My son loves it. Because they do a nightmare before Christmas. And did you know this, like the nightmare for Christmas, like Jack or the girl, I forget her name,

she'll sell it, they'll show her up, but they do like special things. But the way you can tell where they're going to be, because there's a line out the fucking gizu, they shine a certain light with the, with the, the zero, the little dogs on it. So if you look for that green light, that's where how you know, they're going to be there in like 10 minutes. Oh, that's cool.

Some hardcore, calls deep dad shit. Yep. Because me and Tiger always first in line. I feel bad for those people. Why do you have that? because they're always like hey? He can't and they're you know, they're in full makeup like You came here to be fucking Johnny dead some people take fucking Halloween very seriously

I remember I went to this really hit Halloween party and I didn't have a cost dude LA Halloween parties They're on it when I was single. I go these Ellie Halloween parties You can't come in like a fucking Woody costume from Toy Story. Oh, dude, you gotta have like, oh you gotta be Luke. Yeah, full makeup and power of the zombie. You gotta hire the people who do fucking walking dead. I see it, guys. Otherwise you look like a fucking clown.

Oh, I wouldn't go to these fucking parties. I see it, dude. Giant white guy. I see a giant white guy in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a and basically a naked suit. He's got a bad suit. It's like a basically, like say you put the whole thing on with a zipper in the back. And the color of the costume is this color of your skin.

And then he's got a huge yarn bush and a giant dick, a giant yarn dick. So he's naked. He's wearing a naked suit and I He shows up doing he's really big and I go and he has balls like yarn balls And I go this is like this really hip-party. I go who are you? And he goes I'm fucking this guy Okay, that's it and he just walked around like a fucking sore thumbump in that party. It was part. He's better come correct man

Man, no I don't I don't I don't do much on Halloween ever though. I don't think I don't think I've ever really done it It's actually I went to the horror nights one year. It's big in the shot Yeah, my girl start are you into it? I mean, I just don't really care then like doesn't like hit me But I don't think it's something's you know, like if someone invites me somewhere, I don't want to. My girl will start decorating, I mean, probably next week, our whole house.

My ex-fraxxer. My ex-fraxxer over there, she loves it. Yeah, my girl gets it now. Oh, it goes the same for her. She is going to work. Christmas and fucking, yeah, Christmas and Halloween. Yeah, Christmas and Halloween. Forget it, she's already done it.

But then they shit, well, your girl's white, so I'm sure Thanksgiving's big. But to Maxi and Thanksgiving, they don't give it to me. That's my favorite honor. Thanksgiving? I love it, Thanksgiving. Oh, what's Maxi and Thanksgiving, they don't give it to me. That's my favorite hotdog. Thanksgiving? I love it, Thanksgiving. Oh, what's yours last year? Yeah, it was nice.

It's good food, huh? That was great food. Yeah, I like, you know, what's your favorite holiday? I like Halloween. Hi, Halloween. Really? I don't like Christmas because everyone takes too much time off.

Yeah. I don't like Christmas because like, CA, they take the entire month off. Yeah. Because they have Hanukkah and shit. So that it's like, you take some month off. Let's go. I know. You can you tax them like three days later, but go sorry, man.

When I'm back in the office, we'll get on this. I'm like, who the fuck takes a month off? It's so annoying. That shit's so annoying. Do this. I want to get your perspective on this. So I was at the Cars and Coffee. Oh, thanks dude.

I'll take the ice a little whiskey. I was at Cars and Coffee in Malibu and Tiger Tiger is obsessed with cars right now So we go every Sunday when I'm home, but I brought his friend Joshua who they're born and raised in England. He's that little soccer beast. He's such a freak athlete But his dad is born raising England too. He just came a two years ago. It never been America Wow, so we're looking at cars and Jay Leno's there Jay Leno's's Seinfeld and Spike, who was a rider on Seinfeld and his best friends with Jay Seinfeld and does, they have car collections together, Seinfeld and Spike. And then I'll see Jay Leno brings his car.

That's them from a law for I forgot. Yeah. Look at those cute little bags. Look at those cute little bags. So a lot bigger. Is he the same age as that kid? Same age. He's actually older than Tiger. Yeah. Look at those cute little bags. Look at those cute they are. So a lot bigger. Is he the same age as that kid? Same age. He's actually older than Tiger.

Yeah, Tiger's a freak. Anyway, so, so Jay Leno's there and we're talking, he pulled up in this old school Porsche. I forget what it is. It's like a 68 or 60, dope ass Porsche, right? And he's talking cars.

And you know, he's like the car guy. When it comes to comic cars, he's a gear head. Like, yeah, I know cars. Like I can change oil, I can change tires. I'm not gonna switch out the engines or the cams or the fucking headers. He can not sign for so much, right? Not sign for the either, no.

Jays the car guy. Like even Rogan can't like switch out headers or like, you know, like put a turbo a turbo on some like Jake can do all that himself Jay, he does it most of it himself Yeah, he has like 500 cars in Burbank. Yeah, he's one of the greatest collections in the world Wow insane, so he's talking cars with me and Jay Leno is yeah, I always see him there. We always talk amazing and we talk about the comic story and stuff like that And he goes this how old school is he goes you go on stage with stat

Do's like it's fucking 2021 dude. He's like I would never I would never like later dinosaur But he's talking cars and he's ball-steaming cars He's talking about the valves and all this stuff and they're walking away and Josh's dad goes Yeah, he has no clue Jay Leno is he's from England England. And he goes, he has a fucking car guy. If I've ever heard him, I go, Jay Leno. And he goes, who I go, Jay Leno is, I've no idea who he is. I'm like, you've never heard of Jay Leno?

He is, no, his show, like, what's he do? I go, the tonight show, when he was going against like Dave Letterman, he's like the biggest show dude. I was like, and then before, even to this day, I was like, the biggest show dude. I was like, even to the stage, I was like, even to this day, like when the biggest tour in comics, like he has residency in Vegas. Jay Leno dude, he's like, no,

I'm like, the comedy store legend, Jay Leno, he's like, I was like, do he has like 500 cars? He had spent the dime of his money. He only made the money they spent off comedy uses, but the money made off the touch. He won't spend, say. Whoa. So that's how much money makes in comedy though,

because you're gonna be like a crazy crib. And that's all those cars. He doesn't touch. That's a nice show. How much was he making, Chen? Can you look it up? He's probably making like 40 million a year off that? 30 million in the 90s.

Yeah, which is fucking insane. This show was so big. And that was a J Leno guy not a day letterman guy 30 million a year once took a 50% pay cut There you go earn 30 million a year in the 90s. Yeah, I think I'm much fucking money that is UFC 266 is here this Saturday kids draft King Sportsbook the official sports-bedded partner of the UFC has a heavyweight offer this weekend Facebook, the official sports-bedded partner of the UFC has a heavyweight offer this weekend's fight with a special odds boost for all the viewers and listeners.

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it's fucking, let him know. I kept going, jay, let him, he goes, mate, I don't know who he fucking is. I'm like, so I was trying to explain, I'm like, well, I was, you know, Joe Rogan, he's like, kind of, I'm like, well, he doesn't know. No. So he has superstar, a soccer player.

Not superstar, good. But really good. Good. But professional though on a hot level. Yeah, in England. Yeah. Yeah. Now he comes here and does like computer stuff.

He's a beast, superstar. Yeah, sure. But while I was telling him, I was like, and tell me if this can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, sense. I was saying Jay Leno in the 80s, the 70s and 80s was like what Joe Rogan was the comic store. Like he was the guy. Like people came to see Jay Leno. Like when he moved, everybody moved the way Jay Leno did.

Like he stuck up with comedians. He was the guy who was like, he was the only guy in midsy, didn didn't give shit that could play at the improv and the store. He's like, I'm going where I get up. I'm not loyal this place. I go where, when they did the strike. Yeah, he was part of that strike, yeah.

He was the strike. He was the guy that was out there like helping. He got, he actually got, he got hit by a car, didn't he? Yeah, he was the guy. And he's like, what? I'm like, yeah, dude. And then I was telling him, I was like,

he's interesting because, and he told me if you do this today, I was talking to Jim about the sum below the belt. He's a guy who doesn't believe in adding material. Like he believes in getting your hour set together. He said the same set for 30, 40 years. And he doesn't shoot any specials. When you see him, you know what you're gonna get.

It's the hits because he's like, Jaylin, and I heard Jay Leno say this on, I think he said it to Kevin Hart, when Kevin Hart show. He goes, I don't get why comics come up with new shit. He goes, if you go see a band, you don't want to hear their new stuff, you want to hear their classics, you want to hear what they've been doing. He's like, so I don't write any stuff.

And Josh was down, it was like, well, why don't you do that? I'm like, I don't think you can do that. Today's world, because it's like, there's the material. Not only that. And the concept, if you're a thinking, moving, living, breathing artist,

not to be used that word, but if you're in the business of self-expression, you go through different things in your life and things change and things matter to you. Who are you and scare you and enjoy? And exciting. What can you imagine doing the same hour you. Who are you and scare you and enjoy and exciting? Can you imagine doing the same hour you did? They shot and tally a whole and it's a target?

No, I would go that way. I've never, I'm, oh, by the time I shot for show time or the stuff I'm doing now, but I'm gonna shoot that. I'm exhausted of them too. Oh my God, I can't wait to fucking them. He's a guy who's so conservative. I mean, we all do respect that's the reason that he's, he might be a legend because he's,

he's always worked and been consistent and been there. But he's more of a legend for the tonight show. I don't think any of us have ever, I can tell you this, spoken about Jalen was amazing comedy. His stand. Well, he's coming up, he was a beast, but then now when you get to a certain point,

when he's coming up, I've watched his stuff, he was, he was good. He was really good. Like my dad went dad went because you know he does sets every night or literally every major club kind of magic club is that meant is that meant is that where you're at uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh and then they were like, oh wait, can you send us a 10 minute clip and then General Prama come down, send them a clip like, don't bother to come down. We literally only clean them like, oh that's not what I do man. Yeah. It is a thing.

J. Lennon that I'm over here. J. J. was very safe, very mainstream, very commercial and very digestible to America, to more on majority, to middle America, you know. And he's safe. I got a part of what I wanted to do. But he's also like his fan base was so huge. If you put him in the line as to middle middle America, you know, and he's safe But he's also like his his fan base was so You put him in the line as we used to do you you put him in the middle of that lineup that we used to have you heard There nobody knew we have you gone have you gone back and heard like some of David Letterman stuff from the company store

I mean he had eaten alive today. I mean eaten well well. I always say this that so so, I always say this. So, so David Letterman became a talk show host because David Letterman was never, he's not competing with the great comics. He didn't like to do comedy, you know, that David Letterman didn't like do comedy. He was really good with words and he spoke really well on his vocabulary was the bees. And he's very smart, but he didn't like doing stand-up. At the end of the day, he looked at Jay, you know, he quit because of Jay Leno. Because Jay Leno's work ethic was insane. And he was like, oh, I'm not willing to do all this work

that Jay is. He's like, so I'm out. He was the anti-comic in a way. Jay Leno was very snarky and very like Indiana and very like, well, we got it. But it wasn't that Jay Leno, I mean, I'm sorry, David Letterman. David Letterman wasn't going to kill you with his comedy.

But I'll tell you that. Yeah, I'll tell you that. And again, this is what I always say is that, you know, part of being a comic today is with social media, you have to keep reinventing yourself. It's really fucking hard to stay relevant. Oh, if you take a year off, you're out of the race. Six months off.

People stop thinking about you. So we're in a very different position. There's too much content. There's too much content. We're competing with TikTok. We're competing with the entire internet. But that's all saying, Josh was dead. I'm like, I was like, especially if you're just starting out

and you kind of have a following, you can just regurgitate the same material because they're looking at Andrew Sholtz and they're looking at Tim Dillon and they're looking at Chris Dustefano. Look at these monsters. Like Sholtz put out an hour of just the crowd work. Like, and then he's come out with an hour, you know,

and once he puts it out there, one month later. And it's gonna start all over again. It's not like you can do that one set and hold on to it anyway. I mean, where are you gonna do that? I mean, I, you know, the, but the, but I,

but he has a special journey. But the audience, I mean, people watching him and I, correct it. So it's built in fan base. Yeah, now, now, I mean, I'm, the, the TV show I did, the Goldbergs was a hit. Yeah.

It was ABC's number one comment. And how many people watched it? It was a big deal, right? How many people watched that, you think? We got literally, and this is a good night. Maybe a million? No, it was on a really good night. It was about five to six million.

That's a lot. For today's age, can I just give you, give you perspective? So when I did Inside Schwartz, I did Inside Schwartz, right? Get your fucking in my hand. When I did Inside Schwartz, your balls, find Schwartz, right? Get your fucking hand in my hand. When I did inside Schwartz, your balls, you know your balls are your downfall, yeah?

Oh, my, cause they just there. They're just there. Cause they're such a, you could just, oh yeah, I grabbed like a line, fighting the fucking line. And just step up. Yep. I know, but they're so elastic that I can have a,

I could turn around, you grab my balls. I suck them. Oh god. No, cause I could turn around as you had, I turn around and the skin would wrap around Yeah, you're good. Yeah, you could always been like that, bro No, no, you get older and they just know you've always had big balls, though I got a heavy dick, dude. They weren't yes heavy, dude

But the thing is about I salt the other day. It was nice. You're still you're still doing it, man I still got to go on with the old piece. Yeah, he always inspects what I'm doing I'll slap it. Slap it. I turn around and I show them what I've done. He went back, slap it. Keep your hands to yourself. You know what I'm saying?

I'm like taking my face, I'll slap it. He went like, you know, you know, you know, a paper on that wet ass dick. And I went like, sorry, he's been bad. Yeah. Put it back in.

Soft hard. Get him back in there. Yup, guys. I slap it around. And it's a hot day. Sometimes I just look at him and I go, he looked at. He's doing it. Wait, so when did that, when did those balls come?

With that back, did Jay Leno. I think because with the comics now, and put out fresh material, and they'll drop, you know, a five minute cut out, and on their Instagram, something like that, like the audience is conditioned different. I do. So if you came out and let's say you were like, hey guys, I'm just gonna continue to do the hour I've been doing past six years.

I have one list. You're not gonna sell tickets. You're not gonna sell tickets. I don't think you can. The audience is just, they've adapted. No, and you're competing with everything. Comedy's so different now. And I also don't understand why Jay Leno would do comedy

if he does the same song but so but but this is yeah so i asked you and i broke but listen to jay leno and fucking uh... jay signfield so i signfield same thing he was i don't get what you guys do new material monsers now they both had the huge built-in audience of the signfield when signfield was on the side of the

signfield got specials comedy so different but no he did a special and he regurgitated the same special. He just, and he just did it again. Really? Yeah. Oh, dude, that's so weird. Because remember, like you with, with the younger guys like yourselves, you guys are the beneficiaries of podcasting and social media.

When I, for most of my career and everyone's got to have TV, you're to be be on TV. Yeah, if you were not on TV, you just, you had to rely on local media and the club would kind of push you, it was impossible to make money. If you made, if you made as a comic, if you made five grand for the weekend, you know, that's huge. But it wasn't money. But those old school days are still around. It's like, you know, I'm in San Antonio. We've sold a shit ton of tickets. Like, oh, can you do this spur's only podcast? And I told my brand, I'm like, ask him how many listeners gets.

We get like 800, like 800,000, like 800 people. I'm like, well, no, I can't do that. Yeah. No. That doesn't make sense. It's always my time now. No. That's exactly right. What is the reach? Because. It's always my time now. No, that's exactly right

What is the reach? Because you don't have time for us. No, just a different animal You don't have time for other shit. It's interesting. No, right that English guy had no clue who's here when I was And we're trying to explain that to him, but then I went to My son's upper class at a football game on Friday They invited all the kindergarten kids there and their parents. So I brought Tiger the football game. So I'll see Tiger to understand the rules that the eye from England sure has fucked none of the rules. So I spent the entire game explaining the rules. How was the football level football? It was good. The team they played was like three in the state. I think our team's like seven. So it's good.

Just good. Good. There's one like super stud. Yeah. And in the first series, that team's gonna kick this team's ass. Really? You could just tell. Oh yeah. Josh was down, I was like,

how do you know I'm like, I'm telling you man, they don't. Wow. They have this shit together and they have one superstars going to work SC. He's this big receiver. I'm like, they're just gonna throw to that dominant kid.

Yeah. He's gonna score all the touchdowns. Just taller and stronger. Yeah, he keeps like, he'll call it right now. You're not gonna throw to that dominant kid. He's gonna score all the touchdowns. Just taller and stronger. Like he should, yeah, he can play college right now. You're not gonna stop that fucking guy. Just fun though, I haven't been in a high school football games since I play. Yeah, yeah.

But after the first quarter, if your kid's not playing, who gives a, yeah, I've, I've, oh, dude. Especially if you watch the hot, dude, I was staring at the stars and shit. Yeah. I think it's a fuck. Scared at the stars.

If my kid's not playing, I don it's a fuck. I scared it to starboard. It's my kids are not playing. I don't kid a fuck about these other kids. Now, as a football player, do you want tired of playing football? Oh yeah, I don't play football. Just don't know. But the parents, like all the parents are talking like, I don't know, like what HD's starroom?

Which is when I play football, I said, you know that in the like, every single time movie can cush, I've seen the movie can cush in. Think about the millions and millions of kids that play every year. Millions and millions kids. Now, yeah, tons of them. Like all the lessons. Football players, in my opinion, and correct me if I'm wrong, of any other athlete, football players are the most socially intelligent.

Because they're in locker rooms. Yeah. And it's a team sport. But if you want to talk about football, like if you were to hire somebody who was a great, like, great salesperson or just you wanted it, great sense that you were usually, I mean, I'm always surprised. Well, and a lot of the stars, the big programs have marketing training, like they give you, like at CU,

we had training on how to conduct an interview, how to respond to it. Like, really? Oh, yeah, really? Oh, yeah, there's marketing. Those might have you get into like real estate and be really good with that too, yeah. Yeah, a lot of them do.

But I tell those parents, I'm like, they were talking about the movie concussion. You gotta realize, the thing of all the millions of kids play football every year. And then how many cases CT do we see? I was like, this was like, what's sport? What sport do you want to talk about?

I was like, you're in the soccer, you're kids in the soccer. I mean, if you get concussion too, having the ball. So if you're worried about all that stuff, you're not gonna let them do shit, man. Like, you're a couple of things that break some eggs to make an omelette. Yeah, the couple of things, like when you look at the metadata, like somebody was,

whatever you want to say about the vaccine, and whatever you want to say about, like, feelings, like, they were talking about how you got, remember, they were talking about how, when you have steel feelings, like, I'd got. Is that in the 40s? Yeah, in the fight. They used to get steel feelings.

The mercury goes to your brain and all that. I said to my dentist, I go, I got these steel feelings and he said, yeah, I know, I go, the mercury and he said, okay, here's the problem with all that. We have almost a billion people in the world with steel feelings. And if you look at... So people in a bad dress reactions. Yeah. And with a vaccine, if you look at my friend's statistician, he's not a statistician,

but his job is he looks at data. And his wife was very anti-facts. She's kind of very into her biology and all that. And he said, okay, that's cool. But by the way, just look at the two or three billion people that have already gotten the vaccine. How many people have an adverse effect? Right.

You can't use personal stories. And it's the same thing. It's like, I said in a room one time and I saw, I saw, I found out who, I was, I was people have an adverse effect. Right, you can't use personal stories. And it's the same thing as like making that. I sat in the room one time and I saw, I saw, I found out who was a movie star and who wasn't. And what I mean by that was who can get a movie made and get money for a movie versus who doesn't. And whatever you think, whoever you think can,

you'd be so surprised. Oh, I bet. How small that group is. It's like, it goes back to Jay Leno being famous here, but not necessarily. When you have, there are very few people that are internationally recognized. I still like this stuff,

like the Emmys and the Oscars, I was watching last night. And even the VMAs, it's the load, so it was on 10 different mainstream channels, 10 different low strings of all time. I think they, the Emmys, no, the video of them,. I think they, the inmates, video,

which were used to be huge. I think it said 600,000 people watching it. What? No. Those are fine kid numbers. Dude. I mean, listener in audio, but those fine kid numbers. Get the fuck out of here.

Think of all the promotion, all the acts that Bieber, just think like who's watching TV do? And especially that young audience who's watching like Bieber, they're not, they have network TV, they don't give a fuck. My friends, my friends got an hour drama on TV, on CBS or something, and I was like, ooh, and it comes out of a certain time,

and I was like, and he's like, yeah, nobody's watching. Well, they sure aren't. Well, think about like our boy, a Shane Gillis, released a special, it just reached over a million views, 1.1. If you really sat on, say, County Central or TNT or where the HBO or Showtime,

but there's TV shows that do good, still. I'm like Netflix. Yeah, I guess, yeah, but I guess far, it's like, one that come like Wednesday night that I, like CBS, yeah. He's tuning into that. Like I can't, and like different. One that comes like Wednesday night that I- You have like CVS, yeah. You have tune in to that. Like I can't, and like people are busier than ever now and they have their phones.

I'm sorry, but I'm gonna release, yeah, I'm gonna try to release like a half of 30 minutes on YouTube. That's why I told you. Yeah, because I'm already releasing clips, you know, it's just bad. No, do a 30 and put on YouTube. Yeah, let me help with the marketing and all that.

All right, we good. Yeah, don't do that. You have a Shane Gill, it's just hit a million. Like if he really said, like whoever bought like Netflix or HBO or Showtime or Comedy Central, that ain't hit a million. And you don't even know anyway, right? And I'm telling you. Who not can tell you?

Netflix doesn't tell you anything. Nothing. And then also it's up to your discretion. Like, you know, he has some stuff on there. I don't think any network is gonna let it fly, but him really sunn his own. It seems like it's the way to go right now. 100%. When before I got to tell him,

here last week it's like before, it's like, if you're really sunn YouTube, it's kinda like, oh damn, everybody turns you down. And he did say, like no one's gonna pick this up. I'm like, yeah, but those days are done man. That's the direct access to your fans. And then your fans, copy know, copy it and send it

to do you gotta check this bit out. Yeah, easy, easy to send. Just like I can't send a, that's what you want. I can't send it out, if you want to sell tickets, that's what you want. I'm gonna send my picture of my balls out like that. Oh, dude, that would be so good. That'd be the cover of, that'll be the thumbnail

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For those a serious picture, man, I did not expect that I'll call it just elastic Rubber nut and you're both a red dude. They look inflamed. You know why they were right there Where the fuck knows what I do with that? What did you notice that drop a drag them around what a voice had nuts on you though Yeah, I got nuts on there. What is you notice the other tight the tight The kids still wakes up with a boner a lot of times That means my testosterone at fifty fours. That's usually a good side That's hilarious by the way that that happens to me shame or a chin. We need to trigger your testosterone man

What's up? You're falling apart over there. You look tired. It's just this damn thing That's why my voice started to change look cuz you're singing. I don't think I'm you're yelling. Yeah, you were singing I know but it was fine fine afterwards It's hit like this Two days I'm the same like we know it's when I come off the road Monday. I'm below about my voice is all yeah I want you to start you're sitting down too much. I want you to start moving. I do move. No, you don't listen to me This how was the concert this week? There's a lot of fun. I'm worship.

Phoenix. Was it Phoenix? Mm-hmm. Right. And you went. Yeah. Did you see some old friends? No, I mean, I don't, I don't tell people when I'm going to Phoenix.

All right. She posted a, she's found reading and she's reading a lot and just watch. I'll tell you, watch him a year. He's all. What? What's your first time? She'll, she'll, she'll, she'll send me a year. He's all. What's your post? Should Chappelle sent me a clip of you doing a cover for jelly roll. Jelly roll. And then I sent to the jelly roll.

He's like, I love this. Send it to me so I can post it. What a great guy. I sent it to him. He's so cool. But it came through two small seas. I can't. I sent it again.

So hopefully you can post the real. It's all good. Imagine it. It was beautiful. Like, I mean, it was like cool here and you live because I've like seen your video close to like, you know But like that live sound. I mean you sound just like fucking on the When he did the Hannah Barron song, I was like, oh, chin sounds exact same. He's got it just like the just like the

Recording was it good? Where was that at, Jim? It's a place called the Rebel Lounge. Reblellown. Chappelle knows a lot about it. Yeah, yeah. It's a spot I would always go to. You see your neck is still any better or no? It's actually worse, but I luckily I have an appointment. I got a line around and chid that can't help. Yeah, I'm sure it does help. And also I was seeing it on stage. Yeah, he didn't do much moving on stage, but it was good.

But you still, you can't, you can't. No, Chinde, I saw the video. Chinde gets like, that's what he does. Yeah, yeah. He points out people. Have, does it work? And he goes, yeah. Yeah. He points out people. Have you had any, have you had a massage? I did, that's the first thing I did.

I got a deep tissue massage. And I think that made it a little bit worse. And inflamed it. Yeah. Yeah. I can hear it in your voice now. Yeah, I think that's just from, yeah, you sang a lot.

I hope it's from singing. It's not like a voice break now. And then also traveling. Traveling. Traveling. Do you have any clips of you singing, too? I have. I have clips.

I have my Instagram stories I can put. Oh, you bring it up. Yeah. You sounded really, really good. Thank you, dude. Yeah. How did Little Browse do? He's meant for the stage.

Yeah, he really is. He's better on stage. I don't know what this is. Oh, it's Brian killer Brian Kalman. Yeah Thank you, man. Right? What little brows do when you sing this song? It just gets off stage. He has the little brows, like, because, uh, I mean, he's new to rapping like that.

And that's a very- He moves a lot. Yeah, he moves a lot. So, like, because, I mean, he's new to rapping like that, and that's a very good thing. He moves a lot. Yeah, he moves a lot, so like, he goes back there, I think Chin does like two, two, yeah. Who got a little wise name, Little Browse? He's a legend here. I've got this guy right here. He's got a set of eyebrows.

I'm a looking kid. And then we need a rap name for him, and everybody's called Little These Days, called him Little Browse. Little Browse. Little Browse. He's not little. He's athletic looking. He's a good looking kid. He's an addict, man. Yeah, he's an eye Little Browse. Little Browse. Little Browse. He's not little. No, he's not.

He's athletic looking. He's a good looking kid. He's an addict man. Yeah, he's an addict man. I know, he's a crazy story. Crazy, crazy story. Good looking guy, sweet guy. Always physical fit.

Super hard working. Great dad too. Yeah, great dad. He's a really great guy. He's a great guy. He's a 10 year old or something like that. 9 or 10 right? Oh, 10.

Goddard. I think he has drugged a choice. Was it math was a math or I think heroin. Yeah hard core shit Yeah, and he think he what he just hit six years like it yeah recently yeah I'm sitting on stage. I think he just had yeah a few weeks ago, maybe Why don't you? What would I have to pay you to open for me in my my shows just chin fucking opens up? $5,000 $55,000 my show is just chin fucking opens up. We'll just $5,000 55,000. 55,500.

All right. Of course. Of course. She comes on things, come down to Colorado and again. He had little brows though. So we had a white rap contest on King the Sting. And he would just dominate, like destroy. Yeah, absolutely destroy.

And he got a following from that. And then really the all cats album. He's going to do all the things. Just put a million streams. Yeah, him. A million streams. You know, whole King the Sting album with him and then released the all cats album. He's gonna do just hit a million stream. Yeah, yeah, a whole king this thing album with him and like some other people on there. Wow. Hit a million. Goddamn.

Songs about cats, songs about me, songs about me. I know they're like fun songs, but they're actually good songs. Yeah. See one million streams right there. Oh, wait, there's like good, go to that picture. That's not that one. That's not a sort of cat. Look at him.

That's amazing that one. That's what it counts. Look at him. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Nirvana played there. That's how OG that place is. Really? Yeah. What do I do? Did you get on stage and do anything? No, I don't know what to do. I was hoping he was like,

He's like, come on. I'm not going to do it. I was hoping you would though. It's too low. Oh, I know. Yeah, the roof is too low. I was like, there's no way. I know because Brown's was like, go do back lip. I, the roof is too low. There's like, there's no way. I know because brows is like, go do backflip. I said, look at that roof.

That's true. Chin and brows. No, it was good. It was cool to watch you guys, man. It was, you know, and fans were pretty stoked on them. Thanks, man. Thanks for coming out too. I know.

It was, it was awkward. And then he had me come up on stage where he did, he closed with your song. Yeah. Which one? Big, your song. Yeah. Which one? The big super big. Yeah, we always say how we appreciate Brendan Shob,

because he's basically started this whole thing, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, gives you a shout out, shows you love. Yeah, it's pretty dope. It was good. Yeah, the brother was killing it. It's only about a time for he below. Yeah, he's gonna go for it.

Yeah, so talented. And he's going on doing these shows and pushing his stuff out there. And it's actually, yeah, it's going on doing these shows and pushing this stuff out there Man, it's actually yeah, it's really cool. I hope you get the Emmys of VMAs and that Be so cool. Actually makes it there one day the VMAs. Yeah, something like that. It's like 300,000 people watch. Yeah That'd be amazing, but it'll be good for him to be on it. Yeah Yeah, man come on. They're on the VMAs. Don't be There you go. It's on their future

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It was good, bro. It sounded good. Dan Crinsholz, yes. I can get him. We can get him, Ryan. I know. Alright, what do you got? Hey guys, Colorado comedy works at Denver this weekend. You're in Denver this weekend

I'm there next weekend, man. I bet my mom will go to both shows. She will show you to yours in all Mama's vaccinate to can't wait to see mom and and and nobody vaccinated. No, be personal. I can get vaccinated Right, no, he's a little worried war so not she is. Oh, yeah, so no, be hopefully invite not be in your mom. We'll see We'll see we'll see if they want to come They always come to my show. I know I'm sure the vaccine or have to show proof of vaccination. Yeah, what why they call it nubby? In England, you always have like my nickname grow. They always call me burn babs

It's just like their lingo. Yeah, everyone has nicknames. Yeah, burn babs. And Jay was Jayger. Jayger. Yeah, everyone. Let's see what we got here. Oh, what we got here. My mom's name is Debbie Liu. Debbie Liu.

Debbie Liu. OK, so Usain Bolt recently released a statement saying that his advice to Shikari Richardson is that she needs to talk less and train harder. And he's correct on this because she keeps losing. And she came out recently and said that she's not going to take his advice because he didn't reach out to her personally, saying that he's giving her advice online, but he never reached out to her.

Yeah, but I'm sure he did an interview and was like, they probably asked for a question of, yes, that Shikari Richardson is like, dude, she needs to win, like, shut up and of a question. Yeah, that's your car. Rich then he's like, dude, she needs to win. Like, shut up and win, train harder. Yeah, that's, that's, that's, but again, best thing ever happened to her. True, she's not nowhere near the fast girl in the world. That's so interesting. I mean, ninth place.

But she's interesting. But everybody know about her. Hold on. And I'm going to ask, she's got a lot how to control the emotion and do it. She's saying, train hard. Huh. I hope she listens.

She ain't listening. Oh, so most people are trained more. I think most people are sick of her shit I hope she listens, she ain't listening. Oh, so most people train more. I think most people are sick of her shit at this point because she's not winning. Yeah, oh god. And these other races people are like, are you go girl, but now? Huh.

Do you know where it clicks and you say, oh, how stupid of a tweet is that? Yeah, who's saying what? What? What? He's not looking for clouds. No, he's doing interview because he's the greatest sprinter of all time.

Yeah. Okay, Shikari Richson, he's like, all right, yes, he just needs a fucking win, man. What did she get, Jen? Yeah. So last week, little baby went online and he posted a photo of him

with a watch that he had. And he was flexing on the gram, saying that he had an exclusive 40th anniversary watched by Patel. Patel Keeley. Yeah. And it turns out that it was fake. A lot of people zoomed in on his watch because a few people who were really into watches wanted to see what it looked like and they noticed that there were some discrepancies

in like the sizing of the chain links and different things like that. And so he, little baby didn't know that it was fake. He then said that he bought it from a reseller that he works with very closely. That sells him a lot of his jewelry. And that reseller apologizing that, oh, I should have personally affected this before.

Oh, this is a career suicide for the people. That's the watch. That was the watch. Yeah, I have a question. And he paid 400,000 for it 400,000 because he couldn't get on the exclusive list of the actual brand got it so he had that's why he went through a reseller now for a month for a walk and little baby's big especially with a young

young so huge now you know you know, you might get $800,000. You got to make $800,000. Okay, now, so you got to make $800,000. I don't give a fuck who you are. It's a lot of money. It's a lot of money. We know some people with money. And you're going to spend that much money.

It was like, I saw this boxer. Who was famous? Kind of famous. But he had a blue Phantom Rolls Royce. How much of those? Fuck, $500,000. Yeah, so he had a blue phantom rolls Royce how much of those? Fuck 500. Yeah so he had to make a million dollars. The first thing you do is a million dollars when he bought a rolls Royce. This kind of stuff is to me is so hard to understand.

Yeah. When you're walking around and you've got a million dollars jewelry on your body that you know if you tried to resell you would you would get a hundred grand for. And not the particular of his real watches. Watch the, what about the chains though, right? Chains are a bad idea because all custom. Yes. So yeah, you can love those chains or rings.

And so that's how it did too. That's let you go, bro. The rings are like custom jewelry and nightmarriage. Oh yeah, I hear about it. Do those, do your watch out for something like that. But that like, but that ruins the value. Ruins the value, yeah. But if it's like, if he just leaves a petite,

flea balloon and the other stuff, you know, oh yeah, especially Rolex. There's a huge industry in that. Yeah, yeah. So it is a good, so watch is really hold a good watch.

So he's not doing that. No, he got a fake one. Well, there you go. That, that stuff to me is nannin nuts. And he paid 400,000. Like I get that you love jewelry, but bro. Yeah.

You got so much money on your hands, and it's an appreciating asset. Yeah. Let's just put it that way. Might be a better idea to spend your money on some other stuff. How much money do you have in the bank? Do you have a bride? Yeah, he's huge.

You put it, yeah, it's tough, man. It's just 5 million in the bank. There you go. Now, that's not a lot of money, man. It's not. When you're spending 400 grand on a watch, that's going to last you three months. What do you drive?

But if you have 5 million in the bank, and you spend, basically, damn, there 800 grand on a watch, it's, you know. I had a long conversation with a guy really like, I, he was, uh, about 20% of your own. He was no one-tang-one. Let's just put it that way. He was at a Wu-tang club.

Yeah. And he was telling me about how much money he was spending. And then he told me, I said, how many kids do you have? And he goes, he goes, I live the lifestyle. Now I like this dad dude, talented smart guy. But he has a lot of kids, cause you wanna hear that? He went like that, I got, I got so many other kids. He goes like that, I go, that's a good one.

That's gonna take all your money. It's no more way to go bankrupt. And then he was talking about having to cut back on what he was, but the people set themselves up to a point where just to maintain what you have as fucking insane. It's a million dollars a year, more. But also, Jen, if you look at Little Baby's background, let's look, if you went to his,

look at what it was. So, let's just, Little Baby was born in Atlanta in 1994, raised by a single mother, he didn't take the school dropped out in ninth grade So ninth grade education after he was released from jail until on 70 for dealing drugs being a full-time rapper the rest of History now he has an impressive 5 million in the bank. So he realized from his perspective where he comes from they're not He's probably like I'm yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody has to and I could have used the people around I'm terrible with money so I can talk, you know. Like financial fitness is really important. Now I have a brother and a mom and dad,

and a grandfather who were like, hey fuckface, you are an idiot with money, and I am. I don't pay attention, I don't think about it. But I always feel kind of like an abit of an affinity because if I didn't have that guidance, I'd be right there, probably. Correct, yeah. Most people.

So unless you've been taught like how money works, you don't know, you just like fuck this man, I'd be right there for all of the time. Yeah, most people. So unless you've been taught how money works, you don't know, you just like, fuck this man, I'll make more. But I'll show you. And then you feel guilty. But also if someone who doesn't come from his background is like, hey dude, you might have another three years doing this and then who knows man, you gotta come up with hit after hit, it's exhausting.

Let's say you have an off year, what are you gonna do? You ever think about that? I heard you. Well same thing with the NFL, like it's like, did you off year. What are you gonna do? You ever think about that? I heard you was sitting with the NFL like it's like did you know Like right you signed this big contract. You might have another six years And the way you live is a long time. That's why I'm saying like if you're a star player It's like just after six years. What are you gonna do dude? Oh, like this money's like and then in the real world You trying to figure out how to maintain this lifestyle. That's gonna be a nightmare. No one really thinks like

So after they retire is there a small percentage of like that really that have their, you know, funds really well? Oh yeah. It's a small percentage for sure. Yeah. But like even Elon Musk said, I heard him saying, I suffer from something that a lot of people suffer from.

Even I suffer from something called wishful thinking, which would be not looking at the reality and kind of just, you know, how people go, it is what it is or you know, work itself out of 30 billion dollars. Of course, but even he said, even he said, I have to always remind myself not to say things like that because what happens is you kind of leave it to the universe as opposed to actually looking at what's real.

Which isn't really actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's real. Money's that way. You have to look at real numbers. Which isn't really actually real. Money's that way, you have to look at real numbers. What's it cost you to make that? Yeah, you know, to what does she got you in? Yeah, for that jeweler though, that is career suicide. So there is a video of a mother, of a middle school child in Austin, Texas,

at a district meeting. The meeting was for parents to voice their concerns about the COVID mandates, but this woman chose to speak about something else. And there is, I believe, a two-minute clip of her complaining that her son had come home from school with a book and the book then has a line about having sex with a woman in her butt. Essentially. Yeah, there's like a raunchy book that was in this middle school library that her son had checked out.

They were reading it and the mom goes to school board all like. Yeah, and so the school districts had to take the books away. Marge Stone. All right, well, I'm just thankful that y'all don't have the ability to make a masking mandate. And tonight I was going to talk about the need for a second high school, but I was sidetracked by for the boys, pussy or the idea of pussy or the idea of, idea of pussy, a Mexican is a Mexican is a Mexican. Take her out back, we boys figured, then hand on the titties, put it in her corn box,

put it in her corn hole, grab a hold of that braid, rub that calica. You can find that on page 39 of the book called Out of Darkness, which you can find at Hudson Bend Middle School and B. Cave Middle School. Jesus Christ. All right, not gonna lie, I had a Google Cornhole

because I have the game in the back of my yard. Where is the key? Cornhole is a sexually playing voyeurism for Anus. The term came into the use in the 1910s of the United States is birth form to America. Hello America, hold me America. Why do they have that book there? I do not want my children to learn about anal sex in middle school I've never had anal sex. I don't want to have anal sex

I want you to start focusing on education and not Fair point. Stone, you're on. They cut her mic off. We can still hear them. Fucking hilarious. Is that a good for her? No, Mrs. Stone, please. What was this, what was this,

the thing about child pornography, or they were, they were pornography. What was this child pornography? What was this, there thing about child pornography, or they were, there was pornography. Oh, I did. What was this child pornography? What was this, there was the mayor of the town said all of you can either get brought up on charges or resign immediately. What?

Did you see this? What? Yeah. There's something about this school board. I want to top this in, because it was fucking crazy. I know, I know. Yeah, sure. Oh, I don't know. Oh, I was fucking crazy. I know I know Oh, I'll make a school. Yeah, watch this. Yeah, this is the one watch this

Remember the board my name is Craig Schubert. I'm the mayor of this city It has come to my attention. Oh, wow your educators are Distributing essentially what is child pornography in the classroom. I've spoken to a judge this evening. She's already confirmed that. She said the assignment also has students to pretend they were serial killers and inscribed the taste of bear. What? They're choosing to resign from this Board of Education or you will be charged. Thank you. Oh, shit. Oh damn everyone's in support of it. So, so what what happened? What was that? What was the art on your chin? Scroll will scroll down dude. Now what

the fuck are they thinking? Mayor Futsen has a conference at the rexination and entire Board of Education after high school senior assigned a controversial book with Ryan Simon's that asked him to describe sexual experiences to pretend they were serial killer and described taste of beer. He said all this already. It's not clear what the charge burns could face. The board's president said one day

that no matter what they indicated any intent to resign. What the fuck? The assignment that sparked the mayor's strong reaction was a book titled 6442 Things to Write About. Okay. This was senior taking title. 64, 642 things to write about. Okay. This was senior taking a college credit course at Hudson High School. The book contains prompts such as write a sermon

from beloved preacher who has been caught in sexual scandal, describe your favorite part of a man's body. You see the only verbs. Choose how you will die, write an X-ray Disney scenario. Jesus Christ, man. I mean, this is interesting.

Oh, wow. I would be furious. I mean, this is interesting. Oh wow. I would be furious. Other prompts, but these are 18 year olds. Other prompts ask students to write a sex scene you wouldn't show your mom, and then rewrite the sex scene from above into one that you'd let your mom read. Interesting. And also ask students to drink a beer and write about the taste

and list what television shows would be on their DVR. Okay. If they were so ridiculous. These are classic provocative fiction writing exercises, which are, you know, but where's the child pornography thing? I think he was going because he was talking about, like he asked them to write about a sexual experience they had. And he probably, you know, connected that with being child pornography.

But are they 18? What it seems like? What it seems like. High school seniors. Is that all? Is that senior 18 or is it 17? It's between 17 and 17. So I'm not as worried about that.

I don't know. So I thought it was a middle school thing. These are seniors. It's classic. It's to be expected. If you're gonna do that, this is America, you're gonna have pushback and you're gonna have people like, but also, I don't see what, it's just being creative. You know, it's a little dicey.

It's dicey. It's dicey. There's a million other things you should write about to get college credit. Yeah, but that gets kids writing, right? That's the other thing. When you're teaching, that might be a way to get kids to really I can say cause you we had the writer like our own a bitch of where he or something like that

Yeah, they do that to the It was it was it it was it you were crying. Yeah, but credit writing class will say right describe a barn the side of a barn From the from the perspective of man who just lost his son in the war But you can't use the words war son or you know They just like it gets you to think. Exercise. Yeah. Yeah.

So, it's a little weird and a little out there. I think they should lose their job, a little weird. Yeah. What else you get, Jen? It's interesting. Here we go. Okay. The anal book is just out of control.

That's an anal book. Cornhole. Cornhole record. My guest in that library had, you know, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, Here we go. OK. The anal book is just out of control. That's a bit cornhole. I want cornhole record. My guest in that library had that book so she's not being there. You can't have a good, it's the people are like, let me read every book.

You order books in bulk, right? And so all of a sudden, you get this book. Yeah. Is this Jen? OK. So a mother in Oklahoma was going to the grocery store, and she needed to get pizza rolls from the freezer aisle When she reached in to get the pizza rolls she noticed that there's something mushy on the other side

So she picked up the bag flipped it over and started screaming when she realized that she had touched human shit This guy's shit and then put him in So she screamed so loud or complaining complaining to everybody at the grocery store. They look through their CCTV and they have this photo of a man who had allegedly taken a shit in the freezer. 2021. Why that? You'll find him, that's her own. Yeah, what?

We got better CCTV. Yeah, you know, that's a good one. She took a photo and she learned out, but she took a photo of her experience. Why would he put in the freezer? I don't know how. Because of that picture. Because people are stuck into that. Because it's like, I told you, like, my money.

You might have to get a shit, wasn't it, Gah? It's like, the gym I worked out in, I told you, in a Marine Del Rey, a dude would come in, they knew he was, and you'd be taking a shower, and then you'd be like, what the fuck, and he'd be taking a shower, and then he be like, what the fuck? And he'd be taking a shower and then he would take a shit. He'd take a shit in the corner. And so what would happen is the next guy getting takes shower and they'd be like, what? And there was a giant shit there. Now they knew who it was.

They just couldn't prove it. So then the manager starts following the guy around and everything. And he'd the guy never shit. And then one day the manager was the desk. He was busy and he just saw the guy never shit. And then one day the manager was like, that's he was busy and he just saw the guy like this. And the guy goes, the guy looks kind of nuts. The shit band. He goes, as he leaves his turns.

And he goes, have a nice day. That's how he goes, have a nice day. The shit band, right? And he goes running upstairs, they're sure of a giant, giant shit damn. Then he called the cops and he wanted the cops to do a DNA thing and cops like them on the pants. And my other buddies,

there's a train with their still lash, and he tells the story, like he still loses his ship bandit. The guy was a ship bandit. Sometimes you get ship band. He just gets off on that man. There are people that break into houses and jerk off in the closet, you know, because it turns them on and they leave there's all they don't even take anything

He's just running I told you my friend I think my buddy who I was very close to was probably that guy I hate to say it but we were at a party and he decided didn't like the way the woman was treating the catering He went and he went in he goes guard the closet like what are you gonna do he's guard the closet he took a giant shit oh snake skin oh wow and then she somehow called me and said what you know something about this and I said I don't know what you're talking about. Oh god. He's shit soans boots. Well I have to pee my pants. Go for it. This is Howard Stern going off on Joe Rogan. What?

Because of the, well, he says anti-vax views, but he just doesn't like the way that Joe Rogan talks about the vaccine. It was the only time Howard Stern has been relevant in the past 10 years, so congrats that you're back in the headlines. But this how stupid Howard done is with stuff. He thinks, by again, vaccinated that you're, it's a cure. Like it, like it stops COVID. You said, get vaccinated.

We, we can stop this thing. So, you know, it will subdue the, if you do get it, but it doesn't cure fucking COVID, dumb, dumb. So, here's a, I heard Joe Rogen saying What are you bustin my balls for? I took course to Wormer and a doctor gave to me He said well a doctor would also give you a vaccination So why take course to do Wormer the shock jock who supports mandatory vaccination also has much for all the shit heads in our country Won't get vaccinations now before I go on you know you realize Howard Stern this house Scared he was he stayed in this house, did a show

from his house, refused to drive into Manhattan. No one listened to a show. So we have no time for idiots in this country anymore. We don't want you, we want you all either go to the house where stay home, die there with your COVID, this guy has to go. Take that cure, but don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure.

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Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. Don't take the cure. I really, I'm really out of mind to say, look, if you didn't get back to the, you got COVID, you don't get into the hospital, you had the cure and you went and take it. He thinks vaccines are curable, but there, I mean, there's people that say, it's not a cure, dumb, dumb, it's not a cure. You're more or less ready to get it if you get the vaccine. So there is one thing, that's absolutely not true, but, but, um, so there is, everything I've read said, well, you're more like a leader if you get the vaccine. That's the same thing. That's the tell device, yeah, that's absolutely not true. That's absolutely not true. But, but, but, um, so there is, everything I've read, you're more like a leader if you get a vaccine. That's a, that's a tell-to-vary. Yeah. That's absolutely not true.

Hmm. Here's the thing. So, so it is, so the people in the ICU beds and the people that die right now, statistically are people who didn't get vaccinated. You can look at all the data. That is, that is a fact. So I, so I, I think the argument becomes your taxpayer still have to pay for you when you don't have insurance and you're in there and you're now Here's the thing in my opinion also if you I believe in maximum personal freedom and if you take the vaccine you're protected You can still get COVID you can still carry it you can still you can still You can still pass it very rarely you still pass it so if you want to get the vaccine, right, if you want to get the vaccine, get the vaccine. And that's what I think.

But the problem with making it mandatory is you have to show proof on your phone. Now you can be tracked. Now it's a vaccine passport. And so it's a very difficult, dicey situation. It is. So some people say, well, that's okay when it comes to public health probably I am pro vaccine I get it, but I also am pro freedom and I do think we're in a very dangerous slippery slope How much freedom do we lose over this war on terror?

Where everywhere you go and you know this from your recent experience? Everywhere you go you're on video. Oh, yeah, everywhere you go you're on video. Yeah That's fine until the wrong people get in power and start using it against you. That's always been historically a problem. But also, and I have no idea the statistics, but Rogan had COVID, right? So the antibodies that you build up of having COVID is better than the vaccine. There is a lot of science. There's a lot of science to guess that.

Yes. There's a lot of science to guess. Yes. And that's the, that's not political, that is what a lot of scientists are saying. For sure. Right, so we have to be open and honest about that. Because then what happens if a guy,

this, then Howard didn't think like this, because he's a soy boy, what happens if you got COVID, and you have the antibodies, so in, let's say you got COVID two months ago, but you have the antibodies, and then you go into the got COVID two months ago, but you have the antibodies. And then you go into the hospital for undisclosed reason they go to your vaccine, you go no.

And according to his theory, they turn you away, because you're not vaccinated. But I have the antibodies. What are you talking about, dude? I'm good. But I didn't get vaccinated because I chose not to. And I'm here for a different reason, but I'm not vaccinated.

You can turn that person away. It's America you fucking- I'm gonna do you one better though. So'm not vaccinated. You can turn that person away. It's a miracle you fucking idiot. I'm gonna do you one better though. So, so, now you're able to track it on your phone. So, they can also track if they want it. They can track when you're around somebody who hasn't been vaccinated. So that means that that could put you,

so now you're traveling overseas and they get that information on their computer. And they say you've been exposed to somebody who wasn't vaccinated You can't go on this trip or you got to go and get a negative contest because you might be carrying anyway So all of a sudden all of a sudden you being around you being around somebody who's not vaccinated is a liability It could even in fact it could even affect whether or not you get to stay at a certain private hotel Maybe rent a place for a month, maybe an Airbnb, this is how you start developing this idea of social credit score.

This is what's happening in China. In China, you're always tracked with facial recognition technology. That is here now. And the question is, how much of your freedom do you want to lose in the name of public safety? That is a question. How much? How about Arnold said, fuck your freedom.

Like, holy shit. Yeah, it's a really interesting debate here in this country. My feeling always goes back to the fact that if, I believe in vaccines, I believe in science. And I'm gonna do it. But for the fact that I'm vaccinated, and you're not, that's on you, Dr. do your things.

That's what I say. Do your thing, I don't give a fuck. Do your thing, man, that was your decision. I don't care. I'm back saying I'm taking care of myself. If I get COVID, I'm be less like you to die. And if you get COVID, odds are you gonna be okay too, but if you end up worse off, that's you, man.

That's the same way about lockdowns. My daughter, for all you fucking people, my daughter was alone in her room, learning school virtually at 12 years old in her room, okay? So fuck you. What, what, what, what, what, what, instead of lockdowns, I would have loved to have seen us say, okay, we know that this virus does discriminate. It does discriminate. It discriminates against people who are very overweight and old people, okay?

All those people are people are worthy of protecting and I don't want any of them. Sweetened to that, right? So what you do is you go, if you're at a high risk category, you need to stay home and let's figure this out until we get a vaccine. We don't go around ground. Don't shut down everybody's fucking business.

My problem was health bureaucrats who have nothing to lose and don't pay any price for being wrong. Shut down people's businesses that they took 30 years to build. And unless you've done that, unless you've been an entrepreneur, unless you have a business and you rely on that stuff in a marketplace, you don't appreciate what it is

and you have no idea what they've lost. So I don't like when people who don't pay a price for being wrong and don't pay a price for policy, make policy. I got a problem with that and all of us should. That's not good. That's what we're dealing with, man. Police power trends in the headlines again.

Who was this name going last time? I'm getting spent $500 million. I don't really want to get, I don't get it. No, I'm not trying to hear from. Staying your castle and shout out people. Yeah, and you stayed home because you could. Your show's a shell of itself. What do you talk about, dude?

And yeah, you stay home and your castle and preach from there. It's like, what do you talk about I do? What do you time I? In a way it's like you don't really live in the real world. No, God no. He paints and talks to the therapist and it shows a complete shit Joe. There you go. When's the last time you've been here so I was like you hear that how it's turned? No, ever since you were six.

I've never really lived in that way. He's not a serious serious serious. I don't even have some rental cars and they count them as subscribers, sir. Only when you buy a new card, you get a rental card. That's the only time, that's the only time when you get a rental card. Oh shit, they're serious, I guess I'll try it out. But when it ever seemed relevant, it's never-

No, who would listen to Serious? I fucking Spotify and iTunes for God's sacks. But we get Serious. I can pick the music I want wanna listen to at any time. You listen to the series? Yeah, there's a punk station on there. All right, there's a punk station on. Yeah, but you have a series description?

Yeah, yeah, I have a subscription. In your car? Yeah. It came with it. No, I, oh, it came with it, but then I purchased it. Yeah, it's a drive-so. Yeah. It's a drive-so.

I don't think that. It only comes in new cars. I've in new cars. What else would they do? No one's like venturing out to find fucking serious. Yeah, it's dinosaur land. Yeah, it's really interesting I've been in that office. I've been that oh yeah, I've been in there a bunch of times Wait, yeah, it's Culver City, right? There's one down here and there's one New York. There's one here though, too I've oh no wait, it's right Hollywood. Yeah, there's one down here and there's one New York. There's one here though too. Oh no, wait, it's right in Hollywood. Yeah, there's one in Hollywood. And there's one here. I've been a bunch time. We went together.

We went together. We went to Howard's then. We did that on the show. The after-dark or whatever. He ain't shit. What else you got, Jim? Alrighty. So a conservative group followed an ethics complaint

over AOC's dress. You know what's great about this? Is that the designer there, the dime piece? I don't know. So the designer that dressed, who right, taxed the rich, came out and found out that she has tax leans against her in four state. How great is this?

Come on, that's true. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah. The fact that you're behind, has a history of not paying taxes. Yeah, how great is that? Everything is wrong with this. And then AOC who went there, you know, it was something like $25,000 a plate.

Oh, yeah, 35, 30,000. Oh, there's the thing. She didn't have to pay to get in, did she? Oh, yeah. Well, they should do it. Usually somebody buys a table and then they get more people. For her? Yeah.

The great American story is that you can make a lot of money being anti-establishment. You're still caught up in the capitalist system. Yeah. Yeah. So their complaint is they wanna know where the funds came from. You know what I mean? Cause you know, she gets donations from for her cause, right? For her, yeah.

What she does. So they wanna make sure where that actual, the money came from. And it's not for the, by the, the. She's part of the money making machine. She makes a fuck load of money. She'll make a fortune as a speaker.

Oh, she does. Oh, bro. When she's done, she'll make sure. She makes all the money. Why she makes a fuck load of money. She'll make a fortune as a speaker. Oh, she does. Oh, bro, when she's done she'll make sure she's all the money. Why she's so loud about tax the rich. Beautiful, she's fucking smart. She's crazy. I find her crazy. She's like, I don't know if she's a favorite. She's not a favorite.

She's not a trash. She's that shit crazy but I put up with it. Oh yeah. Every one of this time I get a fucking tax the rich. And her boy. Just all agree with everything. She's like a boy, it's surprising. Her boyfriend is like a model. No, I bet he's a soy boy. He's a beta male. I guarantee it She probably wakes up and fucking

Slaps him in the face Not what I expected there you go there you go. You're gonna do what you're told dude Yeah, you gonna do it you make bags over easy bitch. And you're gonna get it going. And he must be like, thank you. I mean, he said, I mean, I guarantee you she looks fantastic. Y'all don't know. Yeah, but it's like nightmare for him. Yeah, but she's.

Every shit dude, every morning, oh, good. It'd be a nightmare. So I'm a global warming every morning. You start your Monday's off with global warming. At least he's very tall. He's a big kid big good beard Maybe he's a big strong guy

I don't know but I she know yeah Yeah, what can you do she's a but she's she's a die piece. Just bash it crazy She's just she's an ideologue. She just believes in the far left Ideal she's the farthest left. Yeah in the far left idiot. She's the farthest left. Yeah. There's still a strap. Also how do you go in that party without a mask?

How dare you? Yeah. What else you got, Jen? Right here. Robert Durses convicted of murder. Oh god damn, Tom. Because of the jinx. God about time.

Robert Durses was in there. Did you ever watch the jinx on HBO? No, I did. And Mary gets down and goes, of course I killed this fucking people. I killed all of them. And he was like, I was just saying that for the show, it's like you're in the bathroom by yourself.

You forget your mic'd up. Wow. So they found him guilty of just one of the murders, right? I think so. He got out. He got out of here. Oh, he's been out for a grip, right? Yeah.

But now he's not, now he's, I mean, he's old as fuck. So basically he got away with it, but It's like when they found that Golden State killer like we've got him you son of a bitch like dude He's been he's 78 years old. Yeah, he got away with me. See his face there. He just looks he's just yeah The story so interesting like clearly you're murder these fucking people do three people in your life that you were married to just Disappear right figure it out man. Susan was shot in the backhand.

Back to the head and L.A. They were in the way, they were kind of in the way, right? She was prepared to tell police how she helped cover up his wife's killing. Bear with the daughter of Las Vegas Mops, her Durst longtime confidate who told friends she provided a phony albiferm after his wife vanished. Such a good that such a good doc

Jinks the jinx Okay, well, I bet he dies next two years. I mean, he's already there's could be heard monitoring themselves. Let me see that There's could be heard I mean in a in a in a way he's kind of being present You know, I'm saying like can't go anywhere. Yeah, it's like I was watching I was watching the OJ Simpson trial thing over again, and you know, they show Jay getting off and I'm happy as they comes back and He you know, he throws this big party and none of his friends are around like no friends even Robert Kardashian Who's his best friend for 20 years can be around them because they know he killed Nicole. Like they've seen all the evidence. So even Robert Kardashian stopped talking to him

after the trial. Best friend for 20 years. His other friends in Heud Call in like his restaurants that he loved in like Brentwood. And they're like, you can't sit here, dude. We don't have a table. And he was like, what? Like he couldn't comprehend like,

no, but they said I'm not guilty. Like, no, no, we know what they said. But we know what really happened. So he's kind of like like, Grant's not prison, where he's like locked down. You're kinda like, your life is pretty overdue. Nobody fucks with you. Know your friends, all that's all out the window.

You're not living the same vibe, like you just can't move the same. You can't go anywhere without people like staring at you with never seen. He's not worthy now in Florida. Vegas. He's in Vegas. Vegas. Plays golf and just kinda hangs out. Hello, Twitter members. He's now in Florida. Vegas. He's in Vegas.

Vegas. Play golf and just kinda anxiety out. Hello, Twitter world. Joe's truly. Yep. Mm-hmm. You're talking about vaccinations. Okay.

I mean, the commas are just like stab, stab, stab. I mean, it makes stab. Oh, there's. But you're kind of like, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, you got off, but your life is tough. You know what? I bet you there are people You're not checking into hotel Emma, you know, I'm saying they're like we don't have a room for you Dude. Yeah, yeah, I would imagine he's probably Ferrari doesn't want you driving their cars, you know

Yeah, you're not living the high life. You're not going to those restaurants. Don't want you in the restaurant Wow, did you murder two fucking people? Yeah, it's crazy. Mm-hmm. Let's get you in This one's for Chappelle. I got one for me. Yeah. Your boy Liam Gallagher. Oh, yeah. So what the details are he just fell off of a helicopter. I don't know what the details are. Everyone keeps tagging me. But it hasn't sent anything like exactly what happened. I just know he just got done doing playing a concert. And he was catching a helicopter ride to go back. I just know he just got done doing playing a concert and he was catching a helicopter ride To go back I don't know he toppled up a chopper so chicks. I fell out of helicopter last night. He couldn't ride it

All good who said R&R is dead Keith Moon eat your drum skin out. Come on. You know LG. You know come on Yeah, nice beer kid, so he just like like, so he just fell out of the helicopter. Yeah, like the helicopter was like chilling. That's what I'm thinking, but I want to get out. It's a random. Prank drinking. Yeah, he's a, are they still playing and stuff? He is.

Yeah, well, yeah, both of them are. Haven't written any other songs since the 90s. Yeah. That's two. But they don't, they hate each other, right? They don't tour together. No, they don't tour together. They hate each other. Yeah, they're not good. They're not good. They're not good. It makes you say that. You're my wonder. So, so, so, so it's

fun of you only mentioned two songs, but they have more. Educate them. They got to know. They got to know. They don't have two albums. They don't have eight nine including a live album. They got out nine albums. That's a lot of them. Between the two of them, they've been coming back to the two albums too. They broke up after two though and then they, no, you know what the fuck. Yeah, you don't know.

Yeah, the last album they checked was released out of the knowledge. You can, on Chappelle Commitmentary. Yeah, why are you, why are you trying to tell me that he has no idea what's happening? No, he is, no, he's, he turns a fanatic side. I know he is. I've always had to steal your word.

I watched their documentary on it. Because I made you use it. The Super Sonic's got his one, two. So now how many are it? It's a shit ton. Like do studio albums. Some of those are like B-side albums. And you know,

you're a pro bullshit. Ooh, remaster, don't get that remaster shit on my face. Yeah, get that. One, two, three, four. So the last album was dig out your soul in 2008. but what I'm saying is they broke up they broke up Seven but he when they broke up they broke up in 2009

Yeah, 2009 brother stop talking in 2009. Yeah, pretty much so they played I think I think the last concert was might have been in Italy. It was like August What are you a fucking Oasis fan now do no, but he knows what's up. I'm a sense dude. Yeah, I'm looking at that. I see nine album Okay, when did they get famous when was there when they get famous dude they blew up After first record. What was that then got even bigger when they came out with morning glory? They really had two songs all right. No, I mean a people like yeah Why are you doing this?

And they didn't have a name, is that two songs? No. Come on. I'll dare you. They, but they're not good. 94. Yes, they are. No way.

Is it kid you thought they're good? No, no, no, no, no. Listen, the thing about it always says is that it, like, yes, they, you know, they were big everywhere else, but the states. Yeah. You know but the states. You know, the states didn't really appreciate them until like later on, you know what I mean?

But there's, I mean, why did they break in? You're a musician. I mean, they did just brothers and a fight. I only heard the main hits, so. It's cool. It's cool. Yeah, it's cool.

Not my, but that's not what she listens to. It's for kids though, huh? It's for kids. It's for like when you're up with 15 It's and now she bell has an emotional attachment so he can't let it go But he knows she bells having trouble right but I'm a trouble. I'm a trouble. Hey, try to get my mind. Let me albums have they sold Wow They're only two morning glory probably sold the most

Yeah, not okay. I just want to see there you go probably sold the most. Yeah. I just want to see, there you go. 41 million. Shut the fuck up, right? Shut up, no. Shut up. Seven studio albums.

Yeah, what is the studio album versus what is that mean? Hey, hey, check this out. This is cool. So, Oasis has moved over 58. 0.7 million album sales. This puts them at the bottom of the top 50 all-time biggest bands. Shut the fuck up. Do me a favor, you know what you're talking about?

I'd rather talk football, zone two defense than music. You're my wonder, whoa. You know what I mean? Pity selfie. What do you want, million fucking unit? I shut the fuck up, dude. What is this one? Why don't you fuck Liam Sombra?

75 million worldwide I'm sorry, I messed up. All right dude, go fuck yourself. The best side of my Guinness World record. 22 consecutive hits in the top 10. Wait, what is that Guinness World record? Yeah, get your fucking successful accent. Go get Fronrose seats, 95 to 25. Go get Fronrose seats.

I would. You're old huh? Fuck off man. Oh fuck I know music Dude you should shazam oasis You said shit It's a lot of elbows. All right. Let's change that in a great career great one more many pack out There were rumors that he's gonna represent it But who cares? Who cares? Yeah, but you can't

Well, you were born the you were born the Yes, and do you get a vote? I could I could if oh yeah, you know what he doesn't need your vote But here's the thing Duterte is He's a strong man. He'll kill him. He they've killed Oh, he put to death 25,000 low level drug dealers man. I mean, do the kill anybody? I mean, it's you said low level drug. He's a he's got visual antiques when he was a mayor. He's a man. He's a man. He's a bad guy. So man is gonna run against him. I'm sure security have to be pretty increased and it's a worth it, man? You do need a nice guy. Yeah.

You have dual citizenship? No, no, no, no, no. No, he doesn't. He absolutely doesn't. Oh, okay. No. Like America. I wonder how that's going to work.

Are you a citizenship there, though, pretty easily or no? Like would it be like the total process? I don't know. Is he, he says he's retired. Who got this as a killer? I feel like since Bernard Hopkins fought till he was 50, if anybody could keep fighting back here, but he's done it for so long, he's probably dead. He's running for the president of the Philippines.

Yeah. And that's the current event. Not him boxing at U.K. And then after the party, really was my nominated Roberta Rodrigo Dutarte. I wouldn't want to run against him because he'll assassinate me. That's where I'm at like his security

We have to be through the fucking roof. Yeah, man But he loved it. He's forbidden for the Constitution was he gonna six second he's six year term has accepted the nomination Jesus Christ. Oh, that's the point Wow, the cut center. Yeah, I know Dirtate his former ally of making corruption worse than Philippines. Ooh, doggies can get nasty. Yeah. But listen, look at this. He's a detergent.

And Pacias money goes along when the Philippines win. Dirtate has been brought up against the international criminal court. Jesus Christ. Against humanity. Yeah, it's great tough. And there are shooting people right in the street. Yep, hopefully man. Like just straight up.

Oh, dude. Like, like, like, and then they, and then the problem was they would have Vigilante groups so they'd be like we work for the government and promise you got a rival drug gang or you got whatever Dude you're you're lucky to be alive. You're lucky. You made out on your dad's first fucking class jet. Hello, are you there? Oh? No, did you're lucky? You made it a little Filipino jumbles in the in your private jet? No, dude. You don't know. Maybe I was see you Dirted you made it to Tarte. Yeah, you like you made it Thank God man. Yeah, well listen. Thank God daddy was like get on the jet. We had to leave all the champagne We had to leave leave all our bars of gold. Oh, man. That's a shame. Is that a chin? That's it. All right. Oh, I'm doing I'll be in San Antonio

Saturday Saturday, Bud Light courtyard, the big boy Saturday, San Antonio, Chappelle Lacey, Derek Poston, and also David Lucas, the squad is out. That's one show Saturday in San Antonio, but also before the show Saturday, I'm doing a charity event. It will be a live Zoom call. It's called Downtown Showdown to Fight Kidney Disease. What you can do is send questions, whatever it is. Fight related, fashion, cars, dad life, whatever it is.

Send it to thick fans that's thick with three C's, thick fans at thickboy.com and your answer, your questions will get answered on the live feed. I'll have all the swipe up, all the info. And that is the downtown showdown in Toronto to add value to the charity event for fighting kidney disease. So Saturday, San Antonio with the squad. And then next week, Denver, Colorado, if you're thinking about buying tickets for me a bride,

just hold your money, wait for me, I'm there next week. I'm there next week in September 30th, October 2nd. I need this mom if you have to pick, you know who to come see. Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, September 30th, October 2nd, comedy works downtown,

see all my family, friends there. Don't worry if you don't go to brides. Lost Vegas, Nevada, new to brides Las Vegas Nevada New wise guys outside Las Vegas Nevada outside the strip. That's the wise guys new club October 7th through October 9th For me and Columbus and then Brea California October 15th through 17th Then I have some special news for the Dallas show November 11th 13th. I'll get more to it as we get closer. That's Dallas, Texas Hey, mama. I'm coming home. I'm just weekend.

I'm not going. Mom, Aunt Nubby. I'm here. No, you want to try and stack them, you piece of shit. Listen, man, we have a thing, and I'm not going to lie to you. Mom, I'll say that picture of his balls is disgusting. Mom, don't do that to your mama. You know, she won't miss your woman, my age,

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