The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 730

Episode Date: September 22, 2021

The gang celebrates meatball's birthday and talk Bryan's old man fashion Life On The Spectrum, Cat's smokeshow sister, the art of acting and Bryan's acting audition stories, Conor McGregor's awful first pitch, Dillon Danis getting choked out by a security guard, two men arrested for illegally smuggling KFC and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's up, thickies? Oh, don't mind me. Just doing the reads with this cute ass puppy, this little golden weiner dog. His name's butters. Welcome butters to the studio. He's gonna pipe down for me while I do these reads and stuff. Before we get into this juicy ass episode with the kid and back flip Lacey. San Antonio this Saturday, one show Saturday night, one show is this Saturday with Derek Poston is hosting. You got David Lucas, she'll tell you myself to me one hell of a show. Only one show Saturday night in San Antonio, Texas, Bud Light courtyard event center come and get it San Antonio tickets are left.

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No, so I believe this, and I really want to say this. Six is too much. That's over like days, dude. I'm here every day. I don't think so, I think. I promise. That's the days. They don't clean it out.

You don't put six of them in there. I just got into it with the landlord here because, chin, there's no way a cleaning crew comes every day. There's no way. I leave shit out on purpose to see if they come. They don't come. So you don't put six at the same time.

Right, you've got them all right here too. You don't know, huh? He's got them all right here too. It's a residue everywhere. Yeah. Is there someone here that's like? You always have nicotine in your, and you're dead.

And when you sleep, I sleep with nicotine. Do you really? No. Oh, it's like, oh, but when do you stop doing it? When I get home. Yeah. Sometimes, yeah, when I get home. Yeah, nothing to me is better than I dye Dr. Pepper and some nicotine at night Really? Oh when I'm watching my shows, uh-huh snackies. Yeah snackies my drinks you'd say at the end of the day

It's addictive no doubt. Yeah, you have you have a problem. You have an addiction. No, I could stop if I wanted You have a addicted, you have an addiction. No, I could stop if I wanted. You have an addicted personality? Oh yeah. You could stop and then you get a little shovey for the first couple of days. Yeah, but I think if I go cold turkey, you might get all shovey. You might just start shovein' us around.

Yeah, just the white tea today, huh? Yeah, yeah, I think it's pretty much how it's good. We got this. I think when we got my pants. I think when we got my pants. You got the Bruce Lee pants up. Oh, always. Naturally.

I just today I went, I'm going simple. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's every day for you though. Yeah Yeah, yeah, you never like you today. It's all today's gonna be like met gala well in my car I do have a button down But you know for me if it does like a long sleep under you to wear I bought a You're like this I had some money throw it at me. I had some money. Throw it at me. I had $1,500 in cash. Cash, yeah, cash, that was fun. I was in Vegas, and something about Vegas.

And I go, I don't gamble, but I am walking by John Varvados. Oh, yeah. And I walk into, I like their shoes. I like dollar stuff. Yeah. And they had a- I mean, it looked like Howard Stern when you were,

but whatever. They had a wax, a linen shirt that was waxed. It was a waxed linen shirt, like a jacket. It looks really good. On the model, it looks good, right? It actually looks good on me. Here's the problem. We'll see.

Here's the problem. What color is it, black? Yeah. The problem is, I might be a tad too old wearing a black wool waxed linen shirt and roll waxed linchur. Yeah, as you say that. Unless you're Ozzy Osborne, it's tough to pull off. No, Dave Girl shops there.

Yeah, Dave Girl. It's a huge rock star. That's Dave Girl. But they're like the same age. Yep. I get it. I get it. But Dave Girl is a rock star shipel.

When he touches the stage. Thank you. Nope. He is a rock. He is a rock star. is the rucks. Ron. No. How are you getting away? It's like, no.

That was unity right there. That's a miracle right there. Yeah. Ron, let's meet you. We'll let black and white. Yeah. No. Man, he keeps this on our side.

Yeah. Yeah, it is tough to wear that stuff. The problem is, I got to. Then you get a convertible yellow Corvette. You wear in John Vervedo's. Well, so I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm wearing that. I'm wearing that. I'm wearing that. I'm a young chick, you've been picked in the shotgun.

I'm wearing that. I got a pair of designer jeans on and I had my golden goose and I just looked great and Chad York, who is the owner of the 49ers, looked at me and said, now are you 25 or? And I was like, and that's a, and that's a billionaire. Yeah, and I was like, he's right. It's too hard to reflect for you.

Yeah, it's just not your, and also, I think if your hair was better, you pulled off. I might even be in shitties. Yeah, and I was like, he's right. It's too hard to put a flag for you. Yeah, it's just not your... And also, here's your hair was better you pulled off. I'm not even being shit. No, I agree. Yeah. I like that you try though. I like that you give things a shot. He does, but that guy is the reason.

He doesn't hear anything. He doesn't hear anything. Just that little ins... Here's the other problem. It's a weird thing. What? I have, when I have zippers and buttons and I have, and I can't move, I feel restricted

and it seems like work to wear It's just a lot. It's a lot. Yeah comfort any got watch. Have you ever seen me were watching? No because it's it's Oh, why I know it feels to me because you got big balls watch either No, no accessories Similar. Yeah, it just Come on the fucking unity now. This is America. This is real America. And you're trying to divide it like the media. Yeah, yeah I like I like

And we're gonna have our attention not the truth. Yep blocked Do you know what finally hit and it is out of no where nothing makes me happier when I go to watch a show and then Netflix like oh just released the love on a spectrum Autism yeah, I didn't see the first you see the first season Already I just I just like they should call that show Longing for something you'll never have. That's oh, wow Longing for something you'll never have. That's oh wow. That is wrong. Would you watch every boy way? I'll be your way off. I'm glad I'm all you'll watch love Island. Yeah, you watch that boy island You want you watch that 50 seven years. You watch you love Island My girl made me watch you watch can I just happen over walking?

No love on the spectrum I make you appreciate those kids who are on the spectrum because they're special They're special like some world like the off the there is definitely on a spectrum. Like some are, dude, some, like me and my girl, there's one, this red head kid, and he looks so sweet and so nice. And he's like 27. And they all want to find love so bad. Like they want to find a connection because they're lonely. And that's like what they're focused on.

They say it's like their life's journey to find love. Yeah. And like, so the one red head who's new this season, his is so bad. Like he's, and he sleeps in hot wheels, sheets, and he's really into cars, and he's like, he's got a child. And his demeanor is very like, I'll tell him, I'm like,

this is like tiger, he's into cars, and he's the way he talks, it's like, that's gonna be tough. So he's over here, and then there's one girl on there who they show. I'll tell my girl, I'm like, this bitch is faking it, man, to get on the show. She was like, I think she's faking it, man, because she was completely normal.

But then once you went on the date, you see it. And like, oh shit. She didn't watch that. She didn't watch that. Just like if there was like loud noises, it was all she could focus on. She had a panic attack. And then certain things like, if she gets like could focus on, she had a panic attack, and then certain things like,

if she gets like hooked on something, she's obsessed with it. And just like, so hers is it like that bad, but then, not so much girl, I'm like, you know, like that redhead who's 27, who's like, and he's kind of like a kid, I'm like, can they live on their own? And then when they set, they set up on blind date,

so though like, there's one guy on there, he's like the main star, I forget his name, but he was like on a speed dating thing and he he doesn't want a Girl on the spectrum. He wants like a regular girl So they pair him up with regular girls and you can tell that you know, they're being nice But so they don't at the end of the date they check box here They match with and you only get the number if you match with people so they set them up with like five regular people You can tell those girls, you know, they're being nice. But it's not going to go any time I can happen. But then there's a girl on the spectrum the last one and I'm like,

oh, this is it, man. And he, but he, he checked her, but he wanted the other two regular girls. So that night they call it. It's he's, though thing I love about the show is their show innocent, but they're very direct. Yeah, they're very direct. There's no bullshit what they want. Yes, so I might might, there's no bullshit. So when they call, when the lady calls to tell him who he matched with, she's like, oh, you had one match and he's like,

looking at his mom, he's like, yeah, he's like, it's go time. And he's like, okay, and she's like, oh, it was whatever Heather, the girl on the spectrum. He's like, oh, they're fucked. You can tell he's like, damn, he's like, Rachel didn't check the box. And she's like, no, he's like, oh, it was whatever Heather, the girl on the spectrum. He's like, oh, they're fucked. You can tell he's like, damn, he's like, Rachel didn't check the box, and she's like, no, he's like, okay, hangs up the phone, and he's like, well,

and the mom's like, at least you have a match, man, his mom's awesome. So, because you have a match, I'm gonna look forward to the next day, he's like, you know the more I think about it, although I didn't really like her at first, and the mom's like, you can't say that, she's gonna see this, but they have no filter.

He's like, you already have no filter. Zero filter, he's like, I didn't like that, she's gonna see this, but they have no filter. He's like, you're gonna have no filter. Zero filter. He's like, I didn't like crap first, but I find myself thinking about it. I really like the other girl better than mom's. Like, she's gonna see all this, dude. Quit saying all this stuff,

but he just let it out. No filter. I have a friend. Yeah, you know, and he has a son who has, who is essentially a factor. Oh, it's his son. And what's interesting about him is he doesn't have ironing. He doesn't have, he's He doesn't have he's very direct

So he'll be like you're pretty, you know or and it was so funny because he's now he's at an age where he's very smart Very smart and wonderful, but he he doesn't have the ability to necessarily I Guess maybe see irony or humor like he's just direct Right, and I said oh my go. I was such a great conversation, I was laughing, sorry. I said, what's your favorite animal? And he goes, he goes, and Andy here, and I went, why?

And he said, because they're majestic. He's dead, and that was it, yeah. Why are they majestic? Because they can kind of run pretty fast and they can climb. Yeah, you know, and you'd like to start and you're, how I go, so why would you want to? Because if it was in your house, you'd be like, oh my God, I can't believe that thing can run that with fast. It doesn't seem like it climb. Yeah. And you'd be like, you saw it in your house. So why would you want to go? Because if it was in your house,

you'd be like, oh my God, I can't believe that thing can run that with fast. It doesn't seem like it was. Yeah. And that's it. And the other experience I had with autism was my friend's child, my ex Amanda, is really good with children.

And she's really interested in child psychology and stuff. I'm not. I just see a cute kid. So my friend has a kid. The kid was probably two, I don't know. And I'm, we're playing, I'm there, and I'm talking to her and we're doing this thing. We get in the car and my ex is quiet.

And I said something like kid's so cute. She goes, yeah. I said, what? She goes, I'm afraid that child's autistic. And I went, you don't know that? No, he's not. You can tell when you're around. I know. I got a few hours. If you're around kids all the time, you can tell.

And she said, she said, he never looks at you. Yeah, they don't make up. Yeah. Yeah, this one girl goes on a date on there with this guy, and she's so full of energy, and she's like loud. And she's never been on a date. And she's so loud, and she likes men or women. Like, she, you know, she, but she's never been on a date and she's so loud and she likes men or women like she you know She but she's never been on a date and she's she's a lot like oh this girl's made tough self and then they pick

Partner up with this dude and literally so if the cameras her he's This way the entire day like he's just staring out that that way and he's like is it weird when and he keeps going like this He's like is it weird don't you find it way and he's like is it weird when he keeps going like this He's like is it weird don't you find it weird and he's like acknowledged it He's like don't you find it weird when people stare at you in the eye and she's like and but she was so cool She's like oh, I don't mind it. Yeah, it's kind of cool. You don't look me in the eye. You know like she was cool about it How much is my question so bad man? It's not but you look here's my question if you look that's spectrum, right, all of us have mental acuities and tendencies that we are probably born with, right? Like to an extent, to an extent you're born with

like less fragile in mind, less fearful, they find that with a lot of kids, right? So some kids are just naturally cautious. Some kids have natural anxiety. It is what it is. And they are starting to realize that that is a hormonal, genetic thing. Heritage sometimes, whatever it is.

Then there are people that literally in the most extreme circumstances, their heartbeat doesn't raise. Those are daredevils, race car drivers, and car drivers. And a lot of bank robbers and shit like that. They always say if a race car driver isn't directed towards something productive, they become a fucking bank robbery. You know, I've never done before,

but you gotta find something. Psychologists never do that before. Psychologists tell you that. When they were, so that guy takes me, remember that tight, remember that tight, no, it's not. You don't become a professional race car driver which is impossible to do, you're gonna rob back. I'm not gonna lie, I'm saying, really.

He just, yeah, no, I hear you, yeah, I hear you. So the psychologist, the tech, because they're, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, he said, you, they did this whole profile, psychological profile. And he said, you are the kind of guy who doesn't get nervous about extreme, extreme, he's like a snake, nothing bothers him. You'll cut, he's talking about cutting somebody up, and it's just started to smell, so he had to spray the room with jujicaranar

and he's eating pizza at the same time. Oh, yeah. He's sad, he's sad. It's good, good both guys, my group book. And the fuck's terrible, and his eating pizza at the same time. Oh, yes. He's sad that you get to get both the ice-cream and the fuck's the terrible. The guy said to him, he goes, you, your personality type is found in people that take great risks.

A stuntman, you know, these parkour crazy dudes, fucking race car drivers. He has something, he has something else. He has something to eat the fucking shit out of you. His dad beat the fucking shit out of you. His brother went away from murder and was for life and he went away and they don't talk to each other in jail. So, but he said, you got so destroyed that that anger

or that thing, you just got, you found the place to take these real chances. And it was really interesting, it was a really interesting breakdown. So, I guess it's a show show. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. breakdown. So, I was like, guys are so chill, Pat. Oh yeah. Yeah, it's so chill. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Question for you, watching the show, because I feel like if I watch it, I'd just be emotional the whole time. Does it hit you? That way, like where you kinda like get tearied. Well, it's not a match like, ah, cuz you want them to fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's why I said long ago, cuz I never get. No, they find it, so one gets made on there. Like, in the trailer, I guess someone gets made on there. And then one guy's like, someone, what, one guy on on there like they in the trailer I guess someone gets made on there and then one guy is like someone what the one guy on there He's on the first season like he's a tough sell did he's a lot He's when I say he's balls deep in dinosaurs. He's like 3070 loves dinosaurs So he goes on these dates like a bird a fly band like you see that bird and then for an hour He talks it. He can go on and he tells a girl, he is, I'm fluent in dinosaur.

And he just knows his dinosaur. That's fucking amazing. But he's 37, and he has like dinosaur toys. Yeah, yeah. But he's the poor parents, man. I mean, I'm sure they're obviously great people, but it's just, you know, it's tough, man. I'm just watching Stevie over there,

patting his dog, that dog, butters. Butters, is that the name dog? It's a blonde weener dog they went so cute Stevie looks like a special forces guy with a very very delicate little doggy on his tired you look a little bit evil when you're petting it that way yeah you look like a ball the bag guy yeah with a dad has a cat usually you're smoking the bag eff from specter gadget

I like to sweat pants not gonna lie. I'm a sweat pants guy Super confident you're looking thick Steve the full-time dad now of a dog. Yeah, that's his life his life Kong Cat domesticated Steve you ran ring of that wild horse and by wild horse I mean Yeah, it's steep and go the gym for nine hours Stevie will take 12 hours to get some sleep. Oh, yeah, he will and we worked out for nine hours and eat the same thing Daned out yams. It's a prison like chicken breast It's beautiful to watch It's beautiful to watch. He eats the same, so he wouldn't eat his original trees. There were like meat things, and then they had another one

that was chicken and sweet potatoes next. I was like, what are you doing? They're on the same diet. You love the same diet, yeah. The dogs and me. Sure. It was bound to happen. Are you eating his food, Kat?

Are you on the Stevie train? I'm not really. Every now and then I try, but I fall off. I can't eat the same thing day and day. I can't, I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. The boiled eggs and the sweet potatoes. Yeah, I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. The boiled eggs and the sweet potatoes.

Yeah, I can't do it. It's amazing. The avocado. The rice cakes. We'd be on the road and the first thing you do is you'd have a couple cookie sheets full of sliced yams. Yeah, delicious. Man, it's chicken breast.

It was all there. Every three nights he does that. That's impressive. That's grilled cheese I ever had was from Stevie. Arizona. Yeah, Arizona, baby. So I don't know what kind what what was that bread? Is Ezekiel

Was it Ezekiel famous days? It was some bread that was fucking fired Let's me eat grilled cheese once a year. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah. Strilled. No gluten, no carbs. Yeah. He just takes everything. Did your sister eat like you do, Kat? No, my sister eats the worst. Her sister, I've never seen a human eat worse than her. Oh wow. Nobody eats worse than my cat. She's like fast food all the time and coke. I don't know.

If you eat couple burgers, then make like another like a yogurt parfait and then rummage through the cupboards to see if there are any snacks left over. Or she's like a grandma. Yeah. She's like a grandma. I'm like, hour and a half straight. I'm so just being the kitchen. She's like, I love her more.

No, she's not heavy. You never seen a cat sister? Yeah. She's young though. So if 30, she's still doing that. That's why Stevie tells her all the time. Every day, I'm like, is this gonna happen? No, fuck no.

At 30, she's gonna assume a rest of her. You don't feel it. Yeah. It's funny, because Stevie used to be kind of polite about it. That's her. You're talking about it? What did you say, Cat?

It's funny, because Stevie used to be kind of polite about it. He would say like little snarky comments every now and then like, oh, you're eating again, huh? And just the other day, he got so comfortable with her that he looked her straight in the eyes as she was like eating a cheeseburger today. Is that please start eating? He said you're gonna have diabetes,

you're gonna be fat at 30. Yeah, she's pretty. What's your tattoos in the same? He is 23, 24? We're gonna have tat. Yeah, very fast. Very fast. Oh, are there those only two tat she has? Tattoo's insane. He is 23, 24? We got a tattoo. Yeah, very intense. Oh, are there those only two tattoos she has? Yes, the leg and then the chest.

She's a bona fête, bad. I want to say you guys look a lot of light, but I don't want to get caught off. She's a very good looking woman. Yeah, and then how should sponsor? Yeah. Yeah, she's very pretty. Yeah, she gets spotted. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, I was like, yeah very pretty. Yeah, why was she

sponsored by Anna? Because she loves it. Yeah. In and out's great burgers. Overrated is. Ah, shake check is better. Shake check is way better. Yep. What? I don't like five. I think it's Christian's birthday. Yeah. You have the same birthday as Liam Gallagher from Oasis. How old are you, Christian? I'm 23. You're fucking young, man. Yes, sir.

23. Did you do anything for your birthday? Johnny said he was going to take you to Vegas. Yeah, we might go this weekend on there because we're usually me and my brothers have this tradition where whoever's birthday it is, the other two take them out and pay for the dinner. But standard, yeah. So instead of that this weekend, we're going to probably go to like, we're either going to go to Vegas, Fort Washington or like Utah and like go ride ATVs or dirt bikes and the dunes and stuff. Oh, sure. Nothing's planned. Not yet. We're still trying to figure out. That's, we're that's the best type of plans a last minute plans kind of Vegas

You know as the UFC this bridge Yeah, we were thinking about that but I don't want to go to Vegas because My brother in my roommate don't drink or party so we're gonna go there just like Johnny doesn't drink no He doesn't drink smoke do anything. Oh wow. Yeah, so it'd be weird to just go On here. Yeah, that's great. I just wanted a piece. Oh boy. Oh, no But eating on here gets to me. Yeah, it's triggering for me. We've been doing the certain nine years No, not in eating on ear really triggers me. I wanna beat you up right now.

That's how I'm about triggers me. Yeah, cause as a viewer, I'm right now like fuck this show. Yep. Yeah, yeah. You know what? Yeah. You, you stopped doing nicotine for a couple minutes? No, I know good podcast.

You're gonna pop down. Yeah, it's just, you know. And you know what, you're going like this too, you're of minutes. No, I know good podcast. You're gonna pop down. You know what, you're going like this, too. Like this. I know, I know. You're doing this. It's starting to flutter. Yep.

Parts racing. Christian, you ate it before the birthday boy. That's what else triggers me. Yep. He is fucking stuck here. I know you had birthday etiquette. You fucking did your help. It's his birthday.

You have. And you ate his cupcake hey, hey mister over reaction What's going on Christian? You like it? You ain't no scum days before Christian did you want one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, your head's all naughty and you're getting his rotor It's his birthday Router!

I don't give a fuck about birthday Don't put your birthday advocate on me You're hot And you ate before Christian The cupcakes should have been near Christian Yeah, they really should have shouldn't have been on our table Don't put your birthday etiquette on me. You're not. And you ate before Christian. The cupcakes should have been near Christian. Yeah, they really should have. Shouldn't have been on our table.

Yeah, you put them on my table. Well, Kat did. Yeah, and you're a bit of a weirdo. No, I just like to be polite, man. Oh my God. And you're 54 and you don't care about birthdays. He's 23. I don't think deal.

Give her shit. 23. He's 23. And about the fact that I ate a big deal. Give her shit, 23. 23 birthday etiquette. And about the fact that I ate a cupcake and you're like, and before him. Just saying. And he's like this, damn it, I wanted to get, I wanted to get one of cupcake before Brian did this one.

Christian, how do you feel? Let's ask him how we feel. I don't think he cares. Yeah, I don't really care. He did, we did a show yesterday. He didn't even tell him but there's this birthday. I had to find out from Kat. It's good though.

You know what, when you don't make a big deal with your birthday. It's 23, too. Yeah, I'm not gonna be like, hey guys, it's my birthday. I know. Say happy birthday. If you guys find out, but the yushdazee, what's going on, man? Nothing. I just feel weird.

Like, being like, oh yeah, nothing is my birthday. Like, I just feel weird about that. Yeah, I've never. Yeah, it is. You're not a big birthday guy. It's just like, it's just what ever. It's like, you celebrated. It's just what every day. It's not the day.

Like, what, you celebrated 21 pretty good, right? Yeah, I was back in Rhode Island for that and I got shift face for that. Did your other brother drink? My oldest brother, yeah. Yeah, he drinks a lot when he got out. Was he drinking when he rated the capital or no? Dead sober. Dead sober.

Dead sober. Dead sober. I had, in my acting class, that I was in for way too long. There was a young guy, a guy turned 32 in our class, and it was his birthday, and he got up. He interrupted the class of, I don't know, 80 people. He got up and he just started going, it's my fucking birthday.

And I'm still not working. I still haven't done a thing as an actor. And I just every time I see the fucking clock, he had a breakdown and find everybody. And the teacher goes, keep going. Instead of saying, I gotta skip this one. He just let him go. And he's like this.

And finally, the one saved him was, he's like, I mean, every fucking minute that goes by and I'm still not successful. The phone doesn't ring. I've been doing everything fucking right. And this guy was Brad Pitt. Screaming, right? No, I been doing everything fucking right. And this guy was Brad Pitt. Screaming, right? No, I'll tell you the story.

And then he goes like this. And then after he's screaming for about 10 minutes, we're all just listening. And he goes like this, he goes, like 10 minutes ago, I'm still not a star. You're fucking doing it. And everybody kind of cheered for him. And the teacher was like, that's the kind of attitude you want him. And, and, and, like you got this,

teacher was like, that's the kind of attitude you want to take that, right? Yeah. Then he joined Scientology. Oh, and then did it work out? Did they get enrolled? I didn't work out, I didn't. I never saw him.

You like this guy's Tom Cruise. I never saw him. Well, maybe got Balls Deep in Scientology. Whatever he did, it didn't work out from an acting point of view. They, they, they host like acting classes, right? Scientology, Scientology whatever he did it didn't work out from an acting point of view They they host like acting classes right? Yeah Into the

Greetings about being in an acting school and I stuck around for five years, you know longer than maybe Wasn't necessarily not cheap either. No, Rogan used to always Rogan used to torture me mercilessly about the fact that I spent Eight hours a week in acting class. Torch. But he had to do acting class, right? Yeah, but he knew I was doing stand-up when he was like, bullshit. But then he got, was on my news radio, right? Yeah, but we got an uncomfortable like shouting matches in restaurants over it, right? And make it funny for being an actor.

Yeah, back in the day, we got in these Chris arguments. But, what was interesting is that there would be people in that class that would be there for 10 fucking years, man. And it just didn't work out. And it's like, the plan is of it. Yeah, but they would, and I know that's the, that's the, the breakdowns. We, one dude got up and handed out pamphlets that he made saying, I am an artist. Love it.

And he was establishing that. I guess it's my, I'm making my mark. And it was, you see, back then it was all this affirmative thinking, you know, that positive thinking. You will it. It will be. No, it doesn't work that way. And I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Yes, and sometimes we had Anthony Hopkins come in and talk to us and it was like people like oh my god And somebody goes like this they go Because you know an acting class man you you have to prepare. Yeah, you also have to do research on the character

There's Anthony Hopkins comes in the equivalent of the Beatles for much of actors and this is right This isn't that what 90 this is probably 99 Yeah, okay, and he comes in and he goes out, somebody goes, how much research do you do on your characters and Hawkins goes, I don't do anything. I'm just shunned all that. No, I just work on it. It's called talent.

But it was like, Brian, when those actors would come in, they wouldn't give people the speech like the football coach gave your team like, where is like, okay, how many do you think you're gonna make it to the fucking? No, those actors aren't there to know. No. They're not gonna do that.

You know, Neil Simon said... There wouldn't be a business if big actors came in to shut everybody down. Neil, it's the chance of making it. Like, you know, you had a hope. Neil Simon said the best thing. Neil Simon was the great American playwright and he probably had more of his plays turned into movies

than anybody in the history. And you wouldn't know him now, but Neil Simon was the biggest, he'd be the equivalent of Quentin Tarantino or something today, you know, even bigger. And, and he had a 40 year career, 40 year career. He wrote the odd couple wrote, I mean, I don't know, yeah, I mean, forget it. Oh, yeah, I'm going to. And he said, is there anything you can tell a class? And he said, yeah, I mean, I, if you, what do you, what do you want to know? And they said, is there anything you can tell a class? And he said, yeah, I mean, I, if you, what do you, what do you want to know? And I said, success.

And he goes, success. He goes, yeah, as well, I'll just say that I am the little man. I feel like a little man. He was a little man. He goes, who climbs to the top of the stairs. And I go to this little tower. And every day I write, I spend eight hours writing. In front of my, like, it's so lonely, I'm just there writing.

And almost always I fail, almost always I fail. Like I had it in 20 years. One in 20 years. And he goes, and that's success. I never forgot, I was like, well, that's a legend saying that. It's a legend saying that. And he said, and then I talked to a producer, and I said, I've written a bunch of scripts,

but they're not good. And he goes, hey Brian, I work with Academy Award-winning writers. Every single one of them has literally a trunk this big of scripts that were total disasters. One, yeah that's why it's so hard to make it though. That's why it's special. It's everything, yeah. In everything.

This is the way. Because there are a thousand other people in the house. You've taken acting classes, right? Been in them. Yeah, I like it. Really? yeah, I actually do like it. It's pretty fun Oh, it's good. Look and learn technique. There's a I don't think I'm not saying acting doesn't require a lot of technique It's helped me see those guys from great acting. Yeah, Pearl Street They studied for years. Oh, yeah, I'm not saying there isn't formal training. Yeah, sure. It's just that it's just that it's the people that Heading on too long, but it's also getting a married to it's a business So the teacher like hey summer special

129 9 a month, you know I had a woman come in I swear to God. I can't she came in in New York City when I was in the neighborhood playhouse And she there was like a special seminar. We all went in there and she was the one who was gonna tell us She was the in the business. She was like producer and her to sign and she had done a lot of stuff And we're all these young waiting to hear about this And you know what she said I never fucking forgot this and I would say this You said if you're a woman sleep sleep your way to the top use any angle you can get Oh, and she goes and I know and she gave us examples

If I told you the number of women that made it, because they knew how to sleep with people strategically, we were all, everybody was like, did she get canceled or what? No, this was in 1994. It was not. Yeah. She was just telling the truth about how Hollywood worked.

We were all like, holy fuck. What do you do if you're a dealer? I never forgot that. Yeah, what do you do if you do? Well, you saw a lot of powerful gay dick. No, I mean, I'm not saying that. A lot of people were like, I'm not saying that.

But I'm not saying there was all that. Whatever angle she was saying, whatever angle you got. Whatever it takes. Use it. That's what she was saying. Brian, your acting coach was Jeff, Jeffrey Tambor, who was the best actor in the world. Yeah, no, because Salis who was,

I mean, taught everybody you can imagine. Every famous actor in the world. You had to get into the, it was like solace who was, I mean, taught everybody you can imagine. Every famous actor in the world. You had to get into the, it was like a special bullshit. You had to, basically, audition for the class. You had to find it into this Saturday class. And how long did you do it be? Yeah. 10, over 10 years.

Yeah, holy shit. 13 years. Yeah. That's amazing. And I mean, I worked at it. I worked at it. Mm-hmm. But it worked.

I mean, you had your own sitcom on ABC and it worked. It fucking worked. And you're able to put that out there on the stage. Like, that's why I enjoyed acting classes because the transition to the stage. No, I haven't done it for ever. I wanted to be able to, back in the day, I wanted to be able to be across from anyone

no matter who it was and hold my own. And I worked with that. I think I could do that. I would never be intimidated at ever about acting with somebody. If you put in the work, you're there so long as you do nothing. Would you ever take them?

I've taken them. Oh, you're taking them? Oh, you have? Oh, you're a really good actor. Yeah. Like he has good names. Because we did fire and kid 3D. That's right.

The best thing about you is that you, it's very hard to do too. I just said, don't do any acting. Nothing. Just go. And you did a really good job. So that's really hard to do.. I just said, don't do any acting, nothing. Just go and you did a really good job. So that's really hard to do. Some people can, you can have a whole career that way. You could, if you would,

if you would have been, if the right people had seen you, you're the kind of guy that's very, very coachable. Yeah. And so I think that it would, the right, I could direct you. Yeah, for sure. I definitely direct you into it. Looking really good in anything.

With a guy of his, like, should he, like, like, guys, I don't know, like, you know, where are you guys right now, like, if you still wanted to do acting training, would it just be better to do a class or like a one-on-one setting? He did this scene in Veteran Kid 3D

where he had to play an actor who had worked so hard at the role and then realizes that he's just being used as a guy who gets shot. Yeah. It was but the way he did it, like the way he did it was so good. And I remember watching it. And it was as good because you were so humiliated and embarrassed. And in the scene, it was so good because you were you were putting your shit back on and answering questions and embarrassed. And Mitch was great, you remember? It was the greatest, it was so good. It was so fucking awesome.

And you worked with some monsters. Monsters. Remember those guys? Those dudes that you would recognize as character actors, and Brennan kept laughing at this one, dude, because their face, they could just do those subtle things. Yeah, yeah. Where you're just like you believe them. Uh-huh. Like like when Michael Richards from Seinfeld I did a scene with him one time. Yeah.

And we were just reading it and he was pretending to eat cake. And I was like no wonder this motherfucker like eating cake and cursty alley was eating cake. They were like this and I was like, well, no, I'm not telling you that. And you're like, this dude's really eating games. And he was doing, he was taking, he was breaking off pieces. More like a real pro. And it's like this weird talent for your life. But it just hits. Ah, you know, or try playing drunk,

try playing really drunk and angry, or really drunk and happy. Yeah, tough. If you, I mean, where you really drunk and angry, or really drunk and happy. Yeah, tough. If you, I mean, where you really believe the person is, my acting teacher one time in school just started to pretend he was drunk and fell off his chair and we were all. It was like, oh.

What the fuck? How was he this good? How was he this good? You know? So you would go to acting at was it it like, one o'clock, noon? Oh, I wouldn't go for three hours. That's the day. No, no, please sir.

Which do you hit? No, no, no. I think those were the days, right? Those were the days. I'm a theater school now, remember this? I know that. I know that. That would be all day.

All day. Speech, dance, singing, seats, dance. It's like dance? I was there from 8 a.m. until 5 p.m. You understand? And you go home and you gotta come up with like another thing for the next day. Yeah.

It was a formal training school for two years. Holy shit. You had to invite a back in New York and check in here and all that bullshit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, neighborhood playoffs. Then when I came to LA, I got mad TV, then I get another show A's,

and I realized that I got a pilot, and I realized, I don't really have an act. I still have a lot of it. You still didn't? Yeah, I just was new to the game. So I get into this neighborhood, the Beverly Hills Playhouse, which, you know, all these big actors, yeah.

And that's where I would show up at 7 p.m. And you'd be in class until 12 a.m. a lot of times. And you'd do that at least twice a week. And then you weren't doing that. You were getting ready to prepare scenes. Then when you got invited into the Saturday class, now when you looked in the audience, it was nothing but working actors,

some very famous actors. So now you would do audition then too or no? No, you would do a scene. Now you put up a scene in front of a bunch of Oscar and Emmy award-winning actors. You know, you want to look good. You want to be, and then there are like big-time writers and big showrunners and you're like, I got to do really well here. So you'd be on such a weird world.

Oh, it's such a weird world. Like I was watching the Emmys and you know know when they get on there and they're like, you know, this is lifelong work and you embody the characters like, shout out. Watch this. It's like you pretend to be another person. Like that. With us though. Teachers. Yeah. We get we get too much credit, man. Teacher did this. You sit down and he goes like this. He goes is he's writing something now. And he goes, what were you doing on the trash can? And I go, when?

And he goes, you know when? What were you doing over there? I don't have time, so you got to, you know, and I go, I was dancing and he goes, yeah. He goes, he goes, everybody goes, yeah, not good. Not good. He goes, not good. Not good. He goes, not good. You like that? All right.

And then he goes, have you ever, has ever occurred to you to look at the person and act with the person? You know there was somebody, did you know there was somebody else on stage with you? Or did you just want to do a show for us? You're so embarrassing. How do they humble you? Humble you.

The worst. The worst. But you kind Humble you? The worst. The worst. But, you kind of- Chin, have you done the acting, shit? Well, just with the thing that you did, remember? What? Was it for your special when you dressed up as a girl?

I didn't think you were holding my hand. Yeah, that's right. That, and also, yeah, you're my date. Yeah, and voice acting. I did a bunch of voice acting. That's right. I didn't rank, or are you saying for Rango? Saying, and also did voice over stuff.

For, oh, for Rango? For and also did voiceover stuff. For Rango? For Rango, the Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp's first animated film that wanted to be Academy Award. Oh dude, it was like a lizard. Yeah. Get going somewhere. The country western, get going somewhere.

Yeah. Or, Camille, I don't know what it was. Yeah. He was a lizard though. You're into acting though. He's doing it now. I just got into it. Yeah.

Acting classic. What I thought? Not classes yet, because they just started opening all of them work over Zoom, so I didn't want to do that. That'd be a waste of time. My friend who's like a respect, like he's been around for a while, like he's been in a bunch of stuff, he'll come over

and we'll print out sides, he used to teach at James Franco's school, so he'll come over. The school's not there anymore. I know he doesn't teach her anymore. Yeah, the school's not there anymore. That's he'll come over. The school's not there anymore. I know he doesn't teach her anymore. Yeah, the school's not there anymore. That's why I said, yeah. School's not there. No, don't go there.

Yeah. It's been on Zoom, but don't go to school because not there anymore. You know. Yeah, yeah. But he's been commenting and teaching me a little bit. But he'll come over and help me do self-tape and everything. Christian, look at me right now, and I want you to really feel this oh god. Oh, so good. Oh line is

Shit the line is your birthday the line is I missed you dad Say that with a lot of feeling You say action action You can't laugh with that Emotional space you gotta get everybody quiet on set action I miss you dad Cut Direction not good. I've

never learned it. You gotta get with the record you can just say not good. It wasn't bad buddy. Can you be a little embarrassed by it when you say it? Be a little embarrassed. Well you got this? Wait, Chandler, your friend from James Franco School. What? Chandler, your lessons from James

Franco's side piece. Action. I said try again without laughing. Action! I miss you dad. Not bad. Okay, when you're playing in Paris, just always do it to that wax candle. Just be doing this kind of missing that, you know, just kind of fidget something. Yeah, that's where that's a good way to play. Hide it. Take Helen's, take my, my honor. His work job.

I would love to. I'll help you with any artist you ever want. I appreciate that. I promise. I can. You're on auditions in Shaker. I actually, so I didn't even plan on getting into the entertainment industry. A talent manager reached out to me from TikTok and signed me and started submitting me for

stuff. I actually read for the movie that Eric Griffin just did in New York. Clearly I didn't get it, but um... Well if you read for something, bring it here and I'll help. Alright, yeah definitely. Don't just go in there like that. Nobody does that in this big mistake. Yeah, I definitely know definitely a little details like that stuff.

Yeah, I would just waste. Hey, do you see that director or he's a cast agent and it's over zoom and he didn't know he was on mute and the kids doing it and he's like, God's piece of shit. He's a good fucking place. Yeah, it causes big in that and the kid goes, sir know my place pieces shit and he goes oh my god. I am so sorry. It's nope. It's fine I know it sucks. I'll just let me do the audition. I know my place sucks Yeah, I fucking cast some cast directors would be eating just you'd have producers and they just they don't You don't fucking yeah, I mean they sit through so fucking many but still yeah, it's like fucking you don't do that some actors

Some actors will fucking call you out on it. I'll just do some crazy call up the cast and they should and they should yeah Jimmy Burke Jimmy Burke with Scream Jimmy had to play a guy who's just whiter hey better. Hey, hey, buddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh Fuck up did they pay that you you have a Bible it's screaming. Yeah, they could Because he's yelling at the imaginary batter who hit the picture I Or the batter who hit a foul ball hit somebody in the stands of Jimmy was in one woman to oh yeah He's supposed to be in that scene is open scene. I know. I was supposed to be in that scene

But I was doing I was doing a movie or a shoot and something. Yeah. Bigger than one woman, too. I, yes. So, okay. What was it called? Bigger than one woman, too. What?

You're like, I'm gonna go over here and do this instead of the biggest movie of the year. I was doing, I had a gig. Yeah. Why? Yeah, and I and I I will admit that it was I was called last minute They made me all all mad. Uh-huh. I was like I'm not oh is an ego thing Yeah, I was like no, I'm not doing it. Yeah smart. Oh you win dude. You win man You win I'm gonna take my balls over here not being one or two Then the pad of Jenkins goes, cool. Yeah, we're gonna stay up here.

No, I genuinely couldn't make it. I genuinely couldn't get out of the commitment I was doing. I can't remember what it was, but it was a genuine, there was a genuine race. Do you remember what this movie was? It was impossible for me to make it. I remember it, but it was nice of her. And you never know what's gonna happen.

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She's got a tax. Oh, nice. Thanks, Denver nice thanks, Denver Thanks, Denver you're a platform Thursday Friday Saturday. Yeah, they're next weekend. I know them there's the following weekend, buddy You just stay in at the the condo there staying at a hotel. Why if the best condo is my feature in my my MC are staying at the condo. Oh, there you hotel. Yeah. What hotel you stand, down there? Um, down at, uh, I'll be in Boulder. Why the fuck is this? I'm going to stay in a really nice house in Boulder. That's far above. 35 minutes? Yeah. I'm just going to school there. Oh, who told you that? People. People. Why would you stay in Boulder

when you're in Sholes or in Denver? That's so stupid. Okay. Who booked that? Why did you ask him? And told you to stay in Boulder I got a nice house. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Give me dry. I mean At least it and on Thursday Friday, you look at out and a half. Come on stop. Oh, yeah. Yeah out and a half. Come on, stop. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You've figured out. That's so stupid. That'd be like having shows in Hollywood and staying in. No, you don't. No, you don't. Staying in the intro. No, you're trying to cover it up. No, I don't. That's like staying in LA and then your shows are in LA and you're in Orange County. Shut up. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Is that true? Right, long beach. That's a long way.

So where's your show that comedy story staying? Long beach. Oh, all right. It's nice up there though. Yeah, well I do have a hotel as well. Yeah, Saturday you'll be fine, but Thursday and Friday is gonna be tough. All right. Just leave early.

You'll be fine. Yeah, just traffic. Painting the ass. Yeah. Sorry. What do you guys think? No, real quick, I wanna ask you guys, when you watch movies on your TV, whatever, you know that smoothing feature?

It's like way more frame, so I mean, you know like a soap opera, you look a soap opera, it looks different than an actual TV show. So the movies are doing that now with TVs. Do you guys prefer that, or do you prefer like the TV look? I don't get seen it.

I don't get seen it. I don't really. I don't get seen it. It's like the HDR. Yeah, it's like blurry behind and then the main characters and the story. But it's more like that shit. It's just way more shots.

Like 24 frames per second. It's 24 shots for that second. And now it's like up to 120 or something crazy. I can't. I don't know. It looks too real. It looks too real. So when you watch a movie, you know, I hate that too.

I don't like it. They look like they're, it's super imposed on me. Yeah, it looks weird. And it also looks like you're right there with them, which I want to make. I don't like it. They look like they're, it's super imposed on me. Yeah, it looks weird. It also looks like you're right there with them, which I wanna make, I wanna make it like a real movie. Like I'm not there. You wanna see them or when they always walk out. I do like the movies getting released at home though too.

Yeah, I do. It's like, I'm a parent, it really helps. With that thing, you can see the blood looks really fake. All that stuff. Yeah, it's too high, it's too much. It's way too high definition. All right, just a thought. I hate that. And right, just a thought.

And people look not that good. You can see every you can see like your makeup and shit. So people are making fun of Conor McGregor online because he threw out the first pitch at a baseball game and they're comparing his pitch to 50 sets. Is that bad? It's bad. So but is this leg better than making the press? What's that? I think 50 says he doesn't throw balls remember he's

Yeah, and he has a look at his suit to Right He right in practice or anything Yeah, yeah, it's bad. Is it is bad as 50s of still I mean the yeah, 50s is worse There's a video of Someone comparing both of it Who's 50s? There it is

50s is The opposite directions right yeah I would say 50 Way worse either releasing at the wrong time The only good thing is this goes viral like if it would have been straight down the pipe like a strike Yeah, we were just talking about that. Yeah, like if you want to get like coverage, you do this shit So do you think he did it on purpose? No, potentially I just don't think he's hard. I think it's hard

I think he was like I got this never throws it. Oh, it's a baseball Yeah, that's bad I got this. He never throws a ball. It's a baseball ball. He grew up as an American. It's called a baseball. Yeah. Not when you're in there. That's bad. He just didn't train at all. He just let you could do it. One of the things that when you see,

you ever watch a European throw a football? They don't have throw a football. Really? No. They don't throw footballs in Europe. So you just, it's like, don't do it this way. They throw it the way they do a soccer ball. So they're a rugby ball, but you don't.

That was bad though. That was pretty bad. Throw a football ball but you don't. That was bad though. That was very bad. They throw a football at you. Their legs better. Yeah, for sure. So, Brendan, I wanted to get your opinion on this. Billy Eilish recently came out and said that she has a new club out with Air Jordan. That's all Air Jordan does now.

It's a club. It's only with a state relevant really. Really? All they do is clubs. Do they not sell well otherwise? They sell good, but their clubs are like the biggest thing. Yeah, because our shoes have scott clubs, all they do is claps. They sell well otherwise they sell good But their clouds are like the big yeah, the cuz our shoes got clouds all the Drake claps. They've done so these are her two shoes I don't like though. I like the ones those are nice those I can't tell what those are those are ones

I can't tell And you did for her though you know big of a deal is she signed with you She's a big deal mm-hmm nobody dump them. I'd have to see all of them. Yeah, I wish there were more I'm see is there not any more pictures of them I'll look every type in Billy. I wish Jordans. I wonder if people have a like a real shot of them They look nice, oh there they are yeah, I dig them Jordans I wonder if people have a like a real shot of them It's good ages. Oh They look nice. Oh there they are. Yeah, I dig them Yeah, they're just joined ones that are lime green have her logo on top those are cool though Who is in that her thing like she rocks like

Bright green shoes are so because of her hair. You should be bright green. Okay, that was kind of like Those are dope. I'd rock those these bruh. Yeah I don't like those. Yeah, those I don't like those are off. Wow. The other ones are sick the other ones just the one The one that was really awful though. Those are sick. Yeah, there's nice. Yeah, I'd rock you drop. Yeah, yeah Yeah, those are fucking terrible All right, okay, so recently two men in Auckland, New Zealand were arrested because they're currently under a level four lockdown over there, and all restaurants are closing, including takeout options. And so these men drove an hour and a half to a neighboring city, which was Hamilton, New

Zealand, to get a bunch of KFC. Their trunk was filled with nothing but KFC. Do they hustle it? We still don't know whether they're going to try to sell it or if they were just hoarding it for the next however long they could eat kfc for but they there was a trunkful of kfc and there were suspicious suspicious activities that was called into the police like hey people are driving out of the city and driving back go check it out police officers arrested them they are now looking at a fine of up to three thousand dollars and six months in prison

So what is hot? I'm gonna have like one person to possibly shut you down, dude. Yeah, fuck all of this for KFC It's like that fighter Dan Hooker who fights this weekend They weren't gonna give them a visa and then he went online. It was a case. Somebody helped me out to get my visa and fans bombarded the government, the website and they responded and now he's gonna be able to fight. But he was like my entire train camp like basically underground, like had to hide his training camp, going to gyms. He'd be in the gym and cops would rush in and shut it down.

Auckland's Russia now. So that's cool. Come on, man. Yeah, nightmare, man. Alrighty, this just happened. Oh, we said that already. This, a lot of people have been tagging us in this. Dylan Danna, apparently, was at the Jersey Shore

last weekend, and he caused some sort of a ruckus, and then he was actually choked out by a security guard or a police officer. And I'll show you the video. Well this is Tom de Blas's angle. I think he's a jujitsu guy. What did he do? He basically was just disorderly conduct so maybe he was just too drunk and just acting crazy. Yeah. And's kind of spy on how to control. Yeah. And he was wearing a knee brace outside his pants, too.

Just like me. Oh, no. So I'll show you the choke out thing here. This is the security guard or the security. He's tapping. He's tapping her hair. It's like, how far? My security guard choke him out.

Who knows? Maybe he was like, I don't know. He has like, he's grabbing with his legs too right? Like a body triangle. Got it. This is a security guard not the top. I think it's a security guard yeah. It's weird that guy was able to get his back. But I mean if he's drunk, if he's super drunk you can't you know. It's hard to defend yourself if he's super drunk, you can't you know, it's harder to defend

yourself when you're super drunk. Yes, guys, not doing well, man. Yeah, so we didn't know if it was him because it's hard to tell, right? Yeah, you can't really tell right there. It's definitely him. Let that tell. Um, so there he goes right there. You got it.

What the fuck was he doing? And then we saw this. So it pretty much is him according to this and they roasted. Yeah. Yeah. Muck shot. Yeah. Is he a troubled guy? I didn't think so. I didn't.

Do you know what? I don't know. I didn't think so though. He's been out a while yet that knee surgery. Yeah. So he's recovering from his knee stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have so he's recovering from his knee stuff. Yeah, he's a lot. Yeah. Yeah, it's tough. You have the canelo stuff on your... I do. Jesus Christ.

That was what the saying is. This part of the best thing. Do you see what happened to the guys? The fucking face? Yeah, we have here too. Do you see Caleb Plant's face? He got fucked up, man. No.

And it's just a translation mistake because, you know, they're pushing each other and then, Canelo thought he was talking shit about his mom, but Caleb Plant said, motherfucker. Oh. Canelo thought he was talking shit about his mom, but Caleb Plant said, motherfucker. Oh. Canelo thought he was talking shit about his mom. Oh, of course that's why he's like that. Of course that's why he's like that.

Of course that's why he's like that. So that's why Canelo sucked him in the fucking face. All right, so this is Ariel. Canelo's a showtime. He's a showtime. He signed with Showtime. On Showtime pay for you. He comes in motherfucking, that's why Canelo pushes him.

Pushes him here. Now watch this. And look how fast it's so fast You don't look like much boom that left hook blasts it as I open simply that fast and then I'll look at this. Oh, that's the damage I couldn't even see the punch gets in way of training actually. I have be all right. It's not there fights in November So it should be fine. Yeah, the kill plants a bad motherfucker. Yeah tough fight. Oh, it's gonna Yeah, yeah, yeah, the fuck are Caleb plants a bad motherfucker. Yeah, tough fight.

Oh, it's can, it's a tough fight for Canelo, though, too. I think the only thing is if he can keep, if Caleb then keep him at bay with that, with his punches, he punches hard, man. He's a very good boxer. Tough fight. Yeah.

And then people were saying that he never landed as the first shot, so Caleb posted this that he did him hit him with a slap at least. I want to see where canella did though Did canella hit it hit him? He did his cheek right? Yeah, right, but but it was like yeah, yeah, it's a quick left that we couldn't even see He says motherfucker and he's like oh, it's about my mom pushes and then you'll see here Yeah, that fast so fast yet so quick So fucking cool canelo is the pound for pound number one am I so fast?

Right now yeah for sure definitely top five for K. Yeah, definitely but Be interesting. I'm I'm very much looking for you on bed on it Go for it, Brian go for it Brian. What would what would be the Whatever you want stipulations go for what do you mean? I think it goes the I bet you can all the finishes them You think oh yeah, yeah, I bet you Have you watch kill plant fight? Yes, I have watched nothing ain't going to distance somebody's getting knocked out excellent fighter. Yep, bet on it Bigger bet on it hits his heart. Well, Brian you got this I

Love taking a mic. She's don't know what you're talking about Kill plant Really good. Yep names names three opponents, he's fine. Mike Lee. Um, and I don't know the other two, but I was. Yep. Yeah, but he looks very good. He's undefeated.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Bed on it. Yeah. I might have to bed on it. No, do it now. What would you want? Bed.

What would you want to bet? I bet you can't. I bet you can't. I bet you can't. It doesn't go decision can it all wins by TK or kale How many how many rounds is the fight would be 12 round fight? It's championship round Now can I order five under 12? It's boxing

Bet your grand. Oh boy. Ooh. Oh. Oh. That Caleb wins? No, that it goes to the distance. Oh, the distance.

I think if anybody's gonna beat Canelo, it's Caleb. He is hard. And he's a very fucking good boxer. How much do you think that misses with his head though, this thing? That he landed on. The biggest thing in my opinion is can he keep Canelo at distance? Yeah. Because it's you know but he's just as big and he's not afraid of him. That's another part of it. Yeah. He's just having a

afraid man and trains. Nobody's afraid at that level. I think guys are but guys are kind of like nobody that fights Canal, like some of the guys canals fight. Like nobody's tear is scared. I mean he did, then again he's... Canal's beating everybody, man, including... Who's the Russian guy? The Russian cat? Who's huge.

Finished him. Huge. Finished him. It's on the way. Body shot. He's a monster. He's, you know, he's triple G twice. Yeah. He lost one. Yeah, for sure.

Last one. Yeah. But I mean still, no, it's a good fight. And I like Kayla plant. I just like your money. I think kill. So if kill plant camp, if Kayla plant can't beat him now, he'll never be to let's put it that way. Kill plants fighting at the, that the prime at the top of this game.

All is it. So it was kind this game. All this is show is canal I look Boxing is exciting right now. If it's the right matchup, it is yeah 29 yeah, he's a bee fucking beast. He's from not I think reps in oxville mm-hmm 31 yellows what 31? Hmm 30 what 31 Well, she got you all right, so Sam Adams came out of the beer that's illegal in 15 states because of how strong it is Oh, how many percent do you guys think it is?

10 way more 40 shit. No, not for for beer 15 above 20 25 nope more enough for a beer. 15. Above 20. Wow. 25? Nope more. There's your easis. So it's like 28% and it costs 240 bucks for a 25.4 ounce bottle. Oh, well. How come? Because of the percentage of the alcohol.

It's so hard to get like this. Wow. What's like a bud lights, what like five? Yeah. Five or four. Something like that. I would like to try it. I want to try another. Yeah, that's why they did it.

You know what exactly. I'm the up the price on it for it. Now we're talking about it. Yeah. Those IPAs are what like eight percent. They can even go to like 13%. Yeah, this one is the way. Typically there are eight.

Why does it have a picture of a, I don't know. That's probably just the article. If you hit play to show it. Let's see This is why the bearies bar. Oh, no, not that CNN does that sometimes yeah unrelated to unrelated articles. Mm-hmm. I'd like to see what it looks like Mm-hmm, and this is a weak marketing though. Yeah, for sure. This is about a week old But I thought this was interesting. Blue face and his- This is bad.

It's fucked, man. This was in the valley, I think. Oh, in the valley? Yes, in the valley. So I'll show you the video real quick. It's bad, really? So some bounce, one bouncer. I don't know why there's only one bouncer.

We wouldn't let the guys in for some reason. They wouldn't let him in. I know this, so blue face went to this bar and didn't have any ID. And Blueface was his entourage. And you know, it's just a bounce. And he's like, I'm Blueface. Let me in.

He's like, I don't know who you are. I need to ID. He's like, I don't have an ID. Look me up. He's like, it doesn't work that way. I need to ID. And then they beat the shit out of this guy. He's fucked it.

Even Blueface does him like, oh, shit. He's fucked. Wait, do you see this? It's gonna pitch up. And why is there only one bouncer? That's, well, it's just a bar. Especially in the valley. Yeah, it's not like, oh, there's a different video.

Hold on. That's a big round shot. This one gets shot in the stomach. Yeah, that's sad. You've heard of Blueface, right, Brian? Yeah. Oh, he's a rapper. Yeah.

So this is the, so this is the bouncer right here. It's a bouncer right there. Oh, that's the bouncer? Yeah, it doesn't't look like a bouncer And that's blue face in that tank top And his crew just like smacks him the fuck at him. I'll see this guy's like what the fuck? Oh, no, and then I don't know why and the girls filming it. Yeah, what the hell? What the fuck?

Just shitty people Still hitting them There you go. Yeah, that was brave. You do I know do wait wait wait wait What blueface does so the guys like so that's blue face in the Jersey it's all dude. Yeah, there is now the guys like trying to crawl away and get away Blue face still talking shit now watch this Again stops his head in What is still fucking hit them I know what you blue face stop in his head again

Good luck. Dude. You're gonna you're gonna go to jail now The guy didn't even try to fight he's trying to like stop me. I mean he's got for do stop you know what's blue face does He's so brave it looks like he's drunk to right I can't believe this slap some the face. They're saying he's stopped into make sure he was still conscious He's trying to check if he's still conscious And he bounces Okay, blue face fucked to that dumb ass Yeah, what do what they do with it? Oh, he goes to jail definitely He'll be in court and whatever money he has is gonna

But the best thing is that he just paid his whatever His bills did they say like like it took the homie to the hospital and Willie died Willie's I knew Willie took Carson. He's died it which one oh from sex in the city. Oh yeah I just saw this really in the morning. Let's go to the other side of the story. Let me see a space chin. Yeah Fuck yeah, so I'm gonna try to work for a living and they just stopped and he wasn't even trying to fight him He was trying to hold a man. He's gonna make a lot of money. How much does blue face have a lot of money? He should. Oh, I don't know. He had to do a fight. So maybe not as much as he had before. Right. Like you would think. Yeah, well.

All right. So let's look at the way. I worked with me Johnson and I worked with with a great guy, hilarious and Willie Carson. I worked with many times. That's sad. Three times. Oh, cancer. Oh, cancer, bad. Oh, freaking cancer. Oh, you just found the sound now, but I did I mean, I knew him pretty damn well. I did Sex and city with him and I did Fucking California occasion with him and then I would see him periodically An Anthony Johnson you guys know him. Yeah, I'm smoky smokey over here. Take him. What kind of cancer?

Smokey smokey over here. Take him. What kind of cancer? He's a little hell He died of cancer. He was hilarious. No, no fucking Anthony Johnson was such a good guy. He's so he collapsed at it Dude you would have loved this motherfucker. He I did a movie with him nobody saw he's so fucking hilarious so funny Oh, he was so funny so funny. He was such a good guy man and hilarious I like hilarious like one of those special dudes man. That's a bummer He was so funny so funny. He was such a good guy man and hilarious I like hilarious like one of those special dudes man. That's a bummer. I know people are just passing away. Yep, but dude Uh, Willie Willie Garth. Yeah, let me see what the cancer. Oh, Pinky had it. Oh, fuck that for for Willie Getcha three months

That's a bummer. Yeah Oof, what's up, bummer? Yeah, that sounds great. All right. On a lighter note. I don't know if this is rumors or if it's true, but Chelsea Handler. They went on their Instagram, I think, maybe. Chelsea did, yeah.

So apparently Chelsea's dating Joe Koi, which is great. Good for them, yeah. Yeah, they've known each other. Good for them, she's great. She's a great, she's a great, she's a show, yeah. She's in love. All right. Finally in love.

That's awesome. All right, two powerhouse. And they go way back, way fucking back. 20 years, it's awesome. Two powerhouse. And they go way back. Yeah, way fucking back. 20 years. It's awesome. I love those stories. I think it's funny that the media doesn't realize how big of a comedian, Jo Koy is.

So like you would know him as Pairn on Chelsea, Hannah Show and like some other bullshit. It's like, bro, that motherfucker. He's a monster comedian. And also just had Steven Spielberg direct his movie. Yeah. How do you guys not do your research? He's not the gold is the new golden state warriors arena before they played twice twice before they even got the form twice. Yeah

Agent and you saying that Netflix for the longest time. What did you know him? No, no, no, finally. Yeah, well congrats to them. Yeah. And let's go here. So Thor or the mountain, he's being super rip lately. Shit. Look at that. God, dude.

He was so big. Yeah, he's looking good, man. And apparently he had a boxing match. I didn't realize he looked. Hold on. Yeah, and. He was so big. Yeah, he's looking good, man. And apparently he had a boxing match. I didn't realize he looked. Hold on. Yeah, and he won, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it's him at the boxing match. Yeah, I got so tired. He's a boxer. Yeah. So another big dude, I'm not sure what, oh, it says. Oh, he's supposed to fight Eddie Hall, right? But then Eddie, he bounced out. I don't.

They stopped the fight. He was good. Yeah, yeah. So it was standing. Let's see the fight. I can't. I'll show you the finish. Sure. Do you knock me out at the first minute or two?

Yeah. But I could take him a little deeper. It's so crazy. He's that big and just ripped, like super lean. He's a strong man in the world. He was. He was. Yeah.

He's a big deal. And it was staying real calm. This guy got so tired. Oh, yeah, he got so tired And they stopped it right here. He's too much He's so big dude. Oh God. How tall is he? Yeah? Six eight or something crazy. Yeah huge six eight. He's huge. Yeah, Dennis would say Six eight. He's huge. Yeah, Dennis would say six nine

thirty thirty two years old six nine three hundred forty five pounds his wife is five. I know she's so tiny. Oh Cute, too. I guess he's got he had paulzy on his face. That was well. Yeah, he had a stroke. So it comes and goes. So we have a stroke. Yeah, a stroke But that's his that's his girl. He's great. He's so tiny. She's super hot though. Oh, she's adorable. Yeah But so tiny he's enormous look at this I mean, he's who is that is that is dad? Yeah, dad's maybe her I don't know that's big That's huge dad is fucking how do I like to see him and Eddie Hall go at it. Yeah, that would have been better I didn't even know this other guy. We fuck these big. They know big is like that's so weird. It is right like how to All right, so many questions I don't know how to be mad if a sex tape came out of it

So curious I say that I just like to see how it goes down. We all we all got this question cool stuff on there, man We all we all got this question cool stuff on there, man. They're child is gonna be probably very normal Yeah, we have a job five two that's she's such a true very fucking cute super cute He's enormous fucking massive. Yeah kissing each other This must be Photoshop though. Yeah, this is for no, that has to be That I'm sorry to that big that's like real here is what yeah, I want to see him in any hall though fight yeah, any halls rip now too. Let's see. And he has the I think is the heavy stead lift in the world. I was at documentary around him.

He's great to be oh yeah, he lost a ton of weight. Yeah. Yeah, there's a video of him running. What the hell is this for this? He runs every day. It looks almost like implants. Well, the different types of proteins. His stomach.

Yeah. Now the two proteins I take mainly on the impact. I don't care about your protein. Tell us about your fucking cycle, Baba. What do you think? Yeah, because that's what he looked like before. Oh, come on. Oh, shit. Yeah, he had the heaviest deadlift. What kind of, I wonder what kind of gear they do, right? The name is stirrer. Oh, I'm sorry.

What was his deadlift? Over a thousand pounds. It was like, geez. I'll live in a hundred pounds. There's a transformation there. And there's a video, oh my god. Oh, thank you. He was a bowling ball with arms.

Yeah. There's fucking is so strong. I mean, it looks like that street was a bowling ball with arms. Yeah. This fucking is so strong. I mean. He looks like they do from Street Fighter. That's Zangif. Zangif, yeah. More like easy on him. That's more than a thousand pounds. 1,100 pounds.

11,000 pounds. Yeah. I can't even start up a hundred pounds. I can't even keep that. There's a video of Arnold cheering him on. Yeah, come on, do it! Come on, do it! Oh, that's who that is?

Yeah, it is. Oh, okay, okay. That is so nuts that kind of weight nut sauce yeah I mean your 600 is still insane to though. I think I far off I am from that. Yeah, this guy Arnold's boy his son and he's at Gold yes, I've been I like him before what do you mean? Not crazy about that look right there. No, he looks good man man. Okay. If your dad's a Arnold I disagree, but okay What's wrong? He can't look like that, bro? I just like them before that's all I have that's my opinion there you go They looks good. Yeah, he's got a good body

Um What was I gonna show you guys? Well, here's a fun fight. This is the Cleveland Browns. Yeah, I forgot what the actual game, who would be playing but the Browns will watch this. Why are they fighting? Get it, motherfuckers. My brother, Porter potty? Oh, that's like a dad.

Yeah. Yeah. It gets crazy. That's a dad, it gets crazy? Oh my god. Oh, oh. And now this is... Oh, that big, that big black egg, you get them both?

I don't think he does, but other people do. Oh, wow. Let's go! Thank you, sir. Oh, wow. God, he's gonna mess with the mad dog. I know, right? That guy's looking for trouble. And was gonna get up. Oh shit. It's crazy. Oh, oh

He got your hot. This is mayhem. This is fucking insane. Oh wow. Wow. I mean And people are just filming like usual this table goes down what? Jesus Christ And that should be it Just a little Fisticuffs that's all this cup Fisticuffs. No cops, everybody's on right. No security, no ground. But someone messed up their table, that's Jack that.

He's a good out of there, get out of there. As long as there's no guns. Yeah, nice. And the same level of scope, the browns play football. Oh damn. Runs in the closet. And you mentioned this yesterday, Brendan on King of the Sting.

I just, I found the video so he doesn't watch it. What is it? So dude, that gets bitten the balls by a snake. Yeah. Alright, let's see it. Woo! Everyone's laughing at it. I think this might be fake.

It could be fake. I had to fake. Oh, that's fake. I'm a... You know what? I agree. I agree. The video I saw. Oh, is this a real?

Yeah. Oh, I thought this one. No, the one I saw is real. Yeah, this one you can easily put on the shorts and then... There's a way the guy is like, grab this thing. Okay, see that guy's in there. Dude wasn't scared at all after seeing a wild crocodile. See that right there?

Let's see that right now. Now, you know why this is nuts? Why? Because if he fucks up and that gator grabs on his fucking hand. Which we've seen before. We'll see you later. You're getting pulled into that water. We have time to cook it up.

Whoa. It's all pushing in. I know. I'm going to let it cook it up! Whoa. It's all pushing in his ass. Back on your ass. Back on your ass. Oh, you got him. You're like, you're gonna like cook it up. I guess that's a wild crock. He's obviously looking for a chicken or food.

He's used to humans feeding them. All the others mouth opens up. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He's messed up too. Yeah, except for this is in Australia. Of course. And I don't like that. You're right though.

I think he's used to getting chicken. He's probably just way from the throne. Can you ever incustorica? Yeah. Those are different crocs, but yeah. It's still they were like so used to humans. Yeah. Come on.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Go. Give me the goddamn chicken. And then you were like, that big one. Do you think that crocs was was like I don't feel like Yeah, game over. Yeah, is that it, Chin? I think that's it. Alrighty. All right, dude I'm going to Denver tonight boys. You're gonna Denver dude. You're leaving tonight. See you buddy. You're leaving tonight or not tonight I'm leaving tonight. I'm doing press tomorrow morning. Okay. Oh, yeah, but I'm doing your boys

I'm doing the radio station Scott Hastings. Yes. Oh those are my guys great and what's your name? You went to school with yeah, yeah, one oh six seven KBPI. Yep, really? Will these my guy yeah biggest gear head you know is that right and the other guy profile Alfred Williams I don't know if he's still on there. Yeah, anyway, I would that'd be fun. Yeah, yeah That'd be fun. I'd like to do that even yeah,'s still on there. Yeah, anyway. That'd be fun. Yeah. That'd be fun. I'd like to do that. Yeah, I missed those guys. Yeah.

You'll see Brian this weekend, Denver, and then I'm gonna call her out of Chicago Illinois, September 30th, October 1, October 2, with the Schomburg and Borough at Prov and call me out of the high of the funny bone, October 8th and 9th. Let's go! And then Saturday at 4 p.m., and that is Texas time, 4 p.m., Texas time, that at 4 p.m. and that is Texas time, 4 p.m.

Text time, that's 5 p.m. Eastern time, which in if you bring it up their Instagram, it's the downtown showdown. I'm doing a Q and A to raise money to fight kidney disease. It'll be a 60 minute Q and A. Downtown showdown. Fire away, man. If you wanna submit any questions

submit your question that thick fan that's thick with three C's thick fan at thick boy.com and your questions We'll get answered on Saturday at 5 p.m. Eastern and all blast everything out where you can watch it at and all that stuff with the downtown Showdown that ain't it. No, what is it that said, a knockout kidney disease. Go back. You'll see it when you type it in. Downtown. And you do it the way you did, yeah. And then watch you'll see knockout.

There it is, showdown, downtown, knockout kidney disease. This one, that's it. Okay. Yeah. Yep. Dr. Faisal. Yep. So that is Saturday at 5 p.m. Eastern,

so 6 p.m. there, but I think that's different time. But yeah, I'll be on there firing away questions. Awesome. And then also after that Saturday Bud Light courtyard event center, San Antonio, it's on there they have two shows. It's one show Saturday the 25th. The crew will be out there Saturday, Saturday night in San Antonio, Texas, Bud Light, Court Your Ad

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And we had a very special thing going on, Dallas, Texas, November 11th through October 17th. And we had a very special thing going on, Dahlstike, just November 11th through November 13th. That's it, man, to get the FATKZ.com. Your mama, your mama getting a touchy assay. She said she's not going. That's for Bray. She's not going. Why not? What about I?

She said two weekends in a row, it's too much. How about I hit Nubby? Nub's not coming. Mama, I'm coming. Maybe the sneak in, dude. Is your bro gonna come to my show? I gotta call Jay. Jay's in San Antonio with me.

Buh! Yeah. October 7th through the 9th, I'll be in Tampa, Florida as sizefooters in October 28th through the, what is it, Jen? Oh. 30th, I'll be in Washington, D.C.

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