The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 732: It's Captain Obvious Wednesday

Episode Date: September 29, 2021

Brendan tries to recruit meatball and Chin into Wimps To Warriors and the guys talk Netflix's The Squid Game, the ugly new details on Jon Jones' arrest, Ashlee Simpson lip syncing on SNL, Jada Pinkett Smith's metal band, yoga woman boiling bear urine and starting a wildfire, river rescue stories and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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No. He's chilling. He already did all this stuff. You can't even almost slap both of your faces. He's too cute. He's too cute take a pisser shit. No. He's chilling. He already did all this stuff. You can't even almost slap both your faces. He's too cute. He's too cute to smack around. He really is. And he seems very fragile.

I'm looking like an idea. He's sort of- You dropped that thing. He's gonna break some bones. That's my joke where like, like, um, you ever, have you ever seen something that was so cute? You wanna kill it? Kinda wanna kill it?

Like, like- I don't wanna kill it. No, of course not, but you wanna squeeze it, like, like, like, my, it came to my friend and a puppy bulldog. And it was was and it was sure it's face was So I was like this one a sweet Like I was and then I start wake up from a nap and it was fucking sleepy And it was yawning

Bite your they had to pull me off. I want to bite Therapy's dope now I don't want to hurt. I just want to buy this face That about her yeah, why do you want to buy it? I just let it be let it have it I know that's your favorite oasis sweatshirt You walked in on it. Well that sweatshirt doesn't fit sir. I tried it too many times I actually think it fits you. Oh, yeah I like I like a form fitting sweatshirt. I do too. Hey, wave to somebody. Oh, there you go.

There's just a little too short. Is it a little, is it that bad, but you know, you get away with it sort of, don't you? Nah, it's not gonna move on. Yeah, it's not gonna move on. I actually, as he came out, like, you know, I was trying to make fun of him. That's a tight fucking sweatshirt.

I know. It's just a little like him. There's nothing worse than a short sweatshirt. Yeah, they bombed me. I mean, you gave me this comedy works. I'm not gonna give you a shot. I know it's a little like and there's nothing worse than a short sweatshirt Yeah, they bought me I mean it gave me this comedy works Sweat you look great, then they give you a bag But it just

But I think I'll wear it I have a word right now. It's got a zipper Is this for showcasing it? I just know it's on it. I think I might wear it. You're on a zipper. I tend to skip over it. The zip is always. If it's got a zipper, it's always.

Zippers always. Zippers always. Younger. Younger. They feel heavy. The zipper, okay. It's just another accessory that you don't want to fucking do it. That's like me with hats.

That's why I don't wear hats. I can't wear hats. It's just another fucking accessory. I got to add this you don't mind accessorize me to accessorize. Oh, yeah, two necklaces watch it Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, watch it. Oh two necklaces today. Sometimes I'll toss on three. Yeah, I'm feeling frisky I'm just how you feeling who makes those I like those I see But what are they Jordan's there collade? Oh the shoes. Yeah, let's go with the jeans. Oh, but what are they? Jordan's. They're colad. Oh, the shoes. Yeah.

Let me tell you what it's geneful. Oh, I got something for you. Uh, really, I'd say it's for a chin and meatball. I get a call from my friend Rich Chow, who is a bellator. He's the matchmaker for Bellator. He's like behind the scenes. He works with everybody. Ruka, I mean, he's ball-steep and MMA.

He's like one of the Godfather's of it. But he has a thing that he does now called well, something Wimped to champ or something like that? Wimped to Warrior. Wimped to Warrior. Okay. So what they do is, and they're doing it in LA. No, no, it's good.

So they're in LA and it's a 20 I think 20 week training camp But like with legit coaches like the most legit coaches you can get and the training camps All done like John cat can't a bot wrote all of it. So you put this whole training camp together So you have world-class coaches you train for I think it's 20 weeks and shape, and they take an amp to a fight at the end. Woo! Meatball. Anybody into it? Meatball.

I'm into it. I mean, I gotta get, damn, backfix. Would you say, oh, you gotta get backfix. Is there an Asian one? Wait, where's the? No, they had 50-year-olds, they've had, yeah, it's like a... Oh, it doesn't matter, they ate. No, they've had 50-year-olds do it.

You said John Kavanaugh, right? He put the program together. But where this camp is at, it's in Hawthorne. Okay, cool. Meet Bal, you into it? Yeah. And what you should do? You don't have to fight at the end, but you can.

If you want. I'm doing it. You take an amateur fight at the end. I'll do it. You be down? Yeah. You ask me if I had anybody in mind that works at Thickboy. I said, Chen, you or Irgrif, it would be boy. I said chin you or ear griffin would be down

I'm down air grip. I'll be there. I'll have to it again to talk to Eric so Yeah, you would do the training. He wouldn't do the fun. No. Yeah, so that's the thing you don't have to that's thing You don't have to do the fight if you don't want it. You would go for me. I want to do the But I feel like me, Bob, want to do the, yeah. Oh, you're talking about world-class training. 20 weeks? Like he was saying, like, this 50-year-old dude did it. He was like, you'd be blown away what he was able to do after 20 weeks.

Yeah, if I'm doing world-class training, I will 100% take the fight of the end. Well, here's the thing, you gotta be at Hawthorne for the next 20 weeks money. It's $6,000. It's $6,000. It's $6,000 to $7,000, $7,000, $7,000, that's a real bet? But, but, but, Rich rich will sponsor it so you don't have to pay for it

So you're up to me you're up at 4.30. 20 20 week and you do post a lot of those videos of you in the gym throwing those jabs and stuff So this could be something to me to it. Mm-hmm Could be this time. You just you just have to get the hot thorn. Yeah, see the only thing that's like the down where are you where do you look? He's no with Hollywood. It's tough. So you wake up at four and you up now, man, you wake up at 4.30. What would you say? Yeah, that's the thing you there's no traffic coming back to be a will you done at seven? Wouldn't be all and you're what only 23. Yeah, you got all the energy. wouldn't be bad. Wouldn't be it all. And you're only 23?

Yeah. You got all the energy. You got to just commit just going to sleep me early and wake up. Good diet. I'm down. Definitely on that front too. What'd you say?

So you can get them on some stuff. Yeah. You'll be different when you come out of it. No, they probably test for this. Oh, yeah, right. Seriously? I don't think so, dude. They barely tested.

I don't know, you need anything. Just go train natural. See what happens. You could be fun. You're a young guy. It'll change you. I'll be into it. Alright, let me talk to him.

Damn. What's the biggest? I'd be good for your Griffin. It's just, I think the biggest problem is Hawthorne. Yeah. That's a stretch. He's a little older and that's... No, Eric's, you got to understand me.

They've had 56 years. Oh, I know, I'm saying, but Eric will... No, he's he's just trying to get you to wait up that early. That could be tough Yeah, it's a little tough, but how bad you want it? You know Santa been night, you know the way he does and then say he's getting three hours of sleep I know how bad you want it though Not bad, right now that I think he just want to get in shape for his wedding, but are you just going to go to a gym? It's a different kind of shape. Is it a different kind of shape?

You're rolling with a bunch of dudes. I don't see their air kind of rolling with strangers. That's a young man's thing. I mean, I'm sure there are 50 year old. You could do it me both, you want, I think. I'm down. I'll do it. Where is Paul?

Paul Thorn? No, by the gym we used to go. Yeah, it's right by the tempest. It's by Torrance. No, by the by the gym we used to yeah, it's right by temp. Yeah, it's by torrents torrents Yes, right by that gym we see go to over there North halling with the hot Oh, it's south that's like right by me actually That's

How many people actually sign up how many people are in that gym I wonder This is just a campaign. This is what they do. So I've done other states. It's a big deal. Yeah, it's super successful. It's a lot of people. Oh, just bad. It's not my world class training. And then you can take a fight at the end.

That's 100 lessons. That's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot. He doesn't have the pay for it. No. But it's an hour and a half? Hour and a half. Six to six, six to seven, seven, 30. That's what hour and a half. Hour and a half. Six to six, six to seven, 30.

Yep. That's what you said. That's what you said. I'm definitely interested in it. Yeah. You know what you told me a fifth year old was getting to do it like 50 or it's fights like no dude. Like not everybody takes the fights.

Yeah. For them it's just learning and like getting in shape. Yeah. That's what they're doing it. Are they fighting against other people that are in the program Fight this or they fight pro ship out Of course they don't oh Yeah, I was like hey don't do it don't do it

He's he'd be going this guy's probably doing the same thing another You scared. I mean, come on. Boxing's that way. Like they'll, they'll, they try if you have a good trainer that like Teddy Alistair's talking about that. They'll always try to parry out with somebody who's basically around your experience.

And he would watch guys hit myths and the guys like, no, my guy's just not that experienced. He was a guy hit myths. He's saying that guys, yeah, that guy's way better. He's like, you're not fucking better. I don't know if I'm late on this, but I saw a recent picture of Andy Ruiz. Well, awesome. Wait.

Yeah, it looks great. Yeah. But you're originally who I thought of because we could do like you versus another producer. Maybe Jamie with Rogan. You could do you could. How big is Jamie, by the way? Jamie's an athlete. He's in Texas too, think kid. Uh, We're very loose on Stormath around here.

Uh, but it's like I was back. Oh, wow. Nope. You sure? What? I'm sure.

Is he pretty big guy? Apparently he can peek and ball. Oh, he's big. He's a big dude. He's not big in chin. Oh, no. Not even there.

But he looks athletic. He looks like he's. Was this time song? Uh, when I was at the, where I was at Rogan's, probably got... Three years ago? Two years ago. Maybe a year and a half.

Yeah, about a year and a half ago. When I took a COVID test there, so it was about a year and a half. And he was, we were talking because he was saying, he played some hoops. Yeah, and I looked at him and I took him in, took him in. He's got a pretty good body for a guy who sits there. I don't know how much he works out, but he doesn't look bad.

He looks like he's played ball. Yeah. Chen. But I was like, I doubt Jamie's gonna do it, but you could do against the producer for way and in or some other producer. Yeah, that'd be kind of dope, but you're an intro. I'm injured, so I want to ask you about this too, because I had to go to the doctors again.

I got my blood test. And then, so they're gonna probably give me physical therapy, whatever, but so they found that I had under functioning thyroid. And they're asking me, my doctor recommended that go on thyroid medication, and I want to ask you guys first, because I guess you do it for life Yeah, I thought serious condition. Yeah, but it's like it's like four to 4.5 is normal on 4.8 I would what I would do is talk to somebody who's a PhD in this Guys, I know I do know a couple guys that actually specialize in that.

Who's a legit scientist? Yeah, thyroid. You know what I'm messing around with your thoughts. That's why I want to make sure that you're saying your thyroid's not working properly. It's under functioning, you said. It's not like a lot. It's just like 4.8. So I had two family members that had that and then did some changes.

And they came right back to normal. So maybe you're not getting, you might be, it might be something that the way you're living, you can make some changes to see if it, see that, see if you can change it naturally first before you go on medication. But the doctor straight up was like recommended. Medication?

Yeah, but I need your permission. But then I ask him, can I do something naturally to change it? He goes, well, you can take over the counter, but it's not safe. He didn't give me like a real good answer. Doctors are not there to tell you. Yeah, that's not what they do.

That your diet and your exercise could maybe bring things back to normal. That's not what they do. And their job is to drug you in one way or another. Yeah, I know. Yeah, there's a whole. Okay, Brian, but please, if you can ask your people. I know a guy, a really good guy. Thanks.

No, no, there's no... Yeah, thyroid, no pump. Yeah, I was like, what the hell? I didn't go on for this. Yeah, my mom had that thyroid removed because of cancer and they fucking fucking she's on I mean you're on medication for us. Yeah for real for less You're tired regular like regular everything Yeah, you're computer man, and you're moved and everything. Yeah, yeah But I don't think that you don't think that's tied to your injuries, do they? No, he's just found in the blood work

He wanted to get blood work done. Oh, got it. Yeah. Did you get your testosterone check? I did it like a few years ago, it's like normal. You haven't done it recently though. No, I want to do all that stuff. I would do that, yeah. Yeah. Okay, I'll just get your testosterone check. No C, dude.

No fight camp for you. Not for a little while. I'll fight you, my God. Gotta get fixed up. I got a thyroid. Yeah. Gotta get fixed up first. Where's the thyroid back in the...

It's here. No, it's here. It Here no it's here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, change if I cared about fighting I fight for you, but Appreciate There yeah, like this area here the neck you don't want to get punched or attacked here that caroo. That's not where you want to get stabbed Where do you want to guess sad? I don't know. That's the worst. Not in the stomach, not in the throat. When we get hit like, you don't. I guess on the outside, man.

Oh, then Kimbo tell you that? No, forum. You want to get crazed, maybe? And then even then, you're like, ah. Or just not being a street fight. You don't want to fucking any life. Sometimes you can't help it, man. Sometimes shit just popped off.

I read that 3.5 times more people get killed by knives than by rifles in this country. Oh, maybe wrong. I saw that too. Where did you guys see that? It seems like a lot. Yeah. That many more people.

So three, you're... Then rifles, I don't know about guns, let's see. Knife crime, I know, knife crime in England is a serious problem. Well, because they're, but then I was making a guess. That's right. I'd rather have knife issues. I don't know.

Oh, no, you get stabbed. It's a nice. Can you name a timing plate? The one who killed by a knife in the past? Knifeing, people die. More people killed with knives, other weapons. Other weapons than knife. More people killed with knives, other weapons than rifles. Other weapons like. Rifles are different. Oh, knives in other weapons than night or people killed with knives other weapons than rifles other weapons like

different and all knives in other. Yeah, like whatever Well knives are pretty that's across America. It's a 1500 deaths by knives are cutting instruments 43 people killed by hammers or clubs Wow He killed by fist or feet and Then 300 killed by hammers or clubs. Wow. Six hundred and fifty. He killed by fist or feet. And then 300 killed by rifles. Sheesh. Well.

Yeah. Pfff. So are they counting the prison shanks too? No. No, no. Well, a lot of gun statistics that they don't tell you about like all the gun founds are gun deaths. They're including suicides.

So, yeah. So a lot of that get them out. Yeah, so when they cite gun statistics, you gotta look at who's citing the gun statistics. They're gun control advocates. They're gonna include suicide by gun. And that's always been a thing, yeah. Yeah, so.

Oh, that's why I take you the other nice, I started, have you seen the crown on Netflix? I've not. It's won every fucking award and finally started watching it. Oh, it's good. It is. Oh, it's so good. I'll tell you what blew my mind.

But before you change subject, so, yeah, but when I text you about the government in England, like the UK, so basically they have the prime minister who's basically, that'd be like a Quillem-Tar president. Yeah. And then you have a queen or king, but they don't give their opinion on shit.

They don't. Like the prime minister, but they still have, a lot of queen is a figurehead. The queen, the prime minister. But they have a council that tells her like, if she wants to make changes, but it never reflects on her. No only the prime minister

Yeah, so so so there's there's parliament which is in the debates between the Tories and the labor party the labor party We are Democrats Tories be it the equivalent of our Republicans Conservative and there's there's essentially liberal and they they battle it out and then there's a there's a national election and each party essentially puts forth their candidate. Who they want to. Yeah, so if the Tories win. If they want to be prime minister. Yeah, the Tories win, then they have, like, so Margaret Thatcher back in the day

was representation of the Tories party. She was a conservative. And so if you ever watch her, it's just like anything else. She doesn't have that much power. If they have the majority votes, they you know, they win the day But at the end of the day you would see there's a like Murroth after would be trying to make a speech and even though she is the prime minister They are fucking interrupting her yelling at us like, you know If I were to go to jail as well you should I mean it's all that so it's a lot of that's theater

But so England has always been like the United States There's a decentralization of power nobody has always been like the United States. There's a decentralization of power. Nobody has ultimate power. Like even the King of Queen don't have that power. No, it needs to be. But I mean, the history of it all, it all, it all, it all, it all, it's fascinating. Oh, it's so good. It's so fucking well. Now, now, now, Buckingham Palace, the House of Windsor, which is the Queen's, you know, they own a fuckload a toe. Oh, they have a lot of monsterotland right they own a They all and have ever looked up in it when I Toward and London I went to the where they keep the the jewels. Yeah, you know, how much the worth?

They they haven't even had anybody evaluate them because they're priceless But they had a guy like take a stab at it. It's like four billions of dollars. He is the fuck Yeah, in that crazy thing for now. There's like four billions of dollars. He is the fuck out of here. In Macri, that's insane. Now there's a show on Netflix. I started watching yesterday that couldn't stop watching. It's a Korean show. What? Oh, sweet games.

Dude. Oh, I saw the trailer for that. We just started watching it. I saw the trailer. It's fucking good. I mean, good is, it's so good I can't take it. It's so fucking crazy. Koreans are, they are doing some special issue.

They're doing acting. Oh, it's, oh, it's the act like a game champion. I'm actually got one of the ones who were sent a run to me. It's his good acting. The acting is as good as anywhere I've ever seen in my life. There's an article that came out recently that it's on track to be the biggest show on Netflix's

platform across the world. I watch this shit. Every single country. Just glad, let's watch. Well, I'm not sure we can play this, but we'll watch it here. It's like Battle Royale and the Hunger Games have made. That's what it reminded me of when I saw the trailers. It's good.

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It's such a good fucking show. You finished the whole series? I'm not. I'm gonna stop though. I had to get to sleep. Is it one season? It's one season so far. I think they're working on a second season right now. The acting and the writing. And it's kind of what's in a way you can see it going on in North Korea.

You can see that it's something like this is probably a lot scary. That's the first time I've got this. This is sad. In North Korea, I give this wild idea. Yeah, they probably seen some shit like that. I got one for you. They were like, you know, we're in North Korea.

We need to keep everybody together, because, you know, so they took a very thin piece of wire, very thin piece of wire. And they would just loop it around your collarbone, just stick it to your collarbone, and then stick it to your collarbone. We stick it to your collarbone We're just to have everybody on the same Chain just to make sure you don't I'm getting like you're like is this all this on the show? No, no, no, sir This is actually but where would they do it like a restaurant?

They do this in North Korean prison camp. Oh, yeah, yeah stuff like that prison camp anything little things little things Jesus a little things. And when you fuck up. Yeah, that's the first thing I sound like. Yeah, that's shit probably really going down right now. Yeah. In China or in the area we don't hear about. Oh, they do stuff.

When you fuck up, do you ever see before midnight when it's an amazing movie. It's a Trump incident and everything else. And it's about Cuba and during the revolution. And the people that were dissidents, well, they would, and this happens in North Korea places. They'll put you in a little coffin like cell. You can't really move.

They put you in this, you know, you just can move. You'd basically like this, and I'll just keep you there for a good long while, just a starvation ration. Jesus Christ. You're gonna fall in the line. You're gonna fall in the line. No matter what you do It's fucking it's this is this is this what's fascinating about this is

Psychologically no psychologically what it does. It's really pandemic. I just don't want to I hear you Psychologically though you go. Oh, I understand why I Now it's not it's not all coerced. It's voluntary That's what's fucking crazy about this It's voluntary and with enough money people are willing to do whatever they do. It's that gambling game Yeah, it's that thing where you're like I mean I can win this you can win the game But yeah, if it's too intense. I like to be stressed out at home, you know, I get you Yeah, I really do the crown. It's old school. You kind of you kind of idea where it's gonna intense, I like to be stressed out at home, you know, I get you. Yeah, I really do. So the crown, it's old school, you kind of, you kind of have idea where it's going to get all you know the history.

Yellowstone, the special. No, no, listen, that's probably really going on right now. Yes, that's probably called, that's probably called double there. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's on channel seven, it's called double there. Yeah, I told you understand. I would say don't mind. It's too real. Yeah, maybe take a peekaboo, but make sure if you do take a peekaboo that you understand. I would say don't watch it. That's too real. Yeah.

Maybe take a peekaboo, but make sure if you do take a peekaboo that you understand, you're gonna get sucked in. Yeah. You're gonna get sucked in. Well, it's like Game of Thrones only fun for ever, but at least I know like dragons and shit. It's white wine. Yeah, that's like, that's too real.

Yeah, I don't like it can really happen. Oh, you know, I tried watching, was that new The Chris Rock, the saw movie that he did? Yeah. Ten myths into him like, well, this is awful. It was so cheesy, man. I know how it is. Oh, it's tough.

The acting is tough. I don't like watching serial killer movies. I think I was just gonna say that I never liked that shit. You know, like that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. First Saul was really cool. Saul was some beast in a while.

They got, how many of them? Like seven? Like, yeah, seven of them? Well, because the first one I guess was a psychological thriller, right? First and seconder. Swishy and scary movies. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, Cal, Stevie, we got tickets for Hormites. Yeah, Hormites. It's official. No backing out. It's a leftover, I'm there. No backing out. Are you gonna bring your little?

Well, I can't leave them anywhere. That thing looks like a ferry. It looks like a ferry. Yeah, you'd a ferry. It's not a dog. It's a ferret with a doc-kun's, a doc-sens face. Yeah, it's like a ferret. It looks like a ferret. You get a ferret dude. It's not a dog, it's a ferret with a dockons, a dockons face. Get a baby ferret. How'd you say the first time?

Dockons. Dockons. Dockons. I like that. That's how you chin, are you on the road again this weekend? You know, we're not sure what the next one's gonna be. Damn. Alright, we're doing some stuff right now, sorry.

I love it. But, I'll say that you mentioned like, you you game a game plan, which it sounds really cool. Like do other cities and they have like landing LA last or something like that. That sounds like a good idea. Yeah. Yeah. It could be good. Should be good. Good to solve the bills for the LA for sure.

LA show. You guys all did you see I'm switching to Kerimance last one bring it. You don't have to bring it up. Do you see the fucking police report on John Jones? I did not I'm out. I'm out officially out I know she ran out of that the hotel room with her children covered in blood Bloodies bloody lips sweatshirts bloody and they go did you did they did you know she's protect her man They go did he hit you and she goes not really like okay And then you know what the

cops got called his daughter said, because the wife was scared to go back to the room. She said, can you give me another key? Like, I don't want to go back to the room. I'm scared. And the daughter goes, can you please call the cops? Oh, no. How old is his daughter? I don't know. 13, 12, no. They said it was the youngest one I think, right? Read that shit. It's like, I'm out, dude. Shit. I'm out officially out. You headbutt a police car? Well, the originally he was, uh, yeah, but he was resisting a race.

And they said to the cops, I'd love to see you guys, uh, see how you guys would do against me. All of you at once. Like we'll surf. You're gonna keep doing what's gonna. Tage you. Yeah. So then I guess he was going in and out like crying and getting mad, trying to get mad. You know, obviously he's clearly fucked.

And then when they handcuffed him, he'd headbucked the car so hard. He'd put a dent in it and chip paint, which is a felony because you can't do that to police cars. So that's a felony. I did not know that. And then, oh yeah, you can't damage a police car. So that's a felony in Las Vegas. And then I don't know, you know, because I don't, because he got arrested for domestic violence,

but the, I don't think the wife's gonna press charges. But then, but there's, there's blood, like they've seen, you know, they have all that. Yeah, can they, it's a misdemeanor charge. If she doesn't press charges, the irony is it goes away. I don't know if that's true. Well, because, because if the, the kids go call the cops and she has blood on, she has a, she has a busted lip and there's blood. Well, because if the kid go call the cops

and she has a busted lip and there's blood on her, she goes, well, he just pulled my hair because let's say I beat up Kat in here right now and then Kat goes, I'm not pressing charges. But the cops came and Kat has bruising shit. It doesn't work like that. Kat's in my case. Can I actually see it?

So they would have to have evidence. The problem is that if she... That's why they took his DNA. You know that? Yes, yes, but the thing is if she refuses to testify, you would have a very hard time following that through. So now if we had witnesses and we said, I don't care what she says. The only witness would be the kids, right right and typically that's another sketch Sticky said so my guess is he he moves on and

It's it's another it's another she can figure out the the felony on the cop car to I was I was listening to Daniel Quormier talk about this and Quormier was saying The guy has always been in trouble like it's one thing.? Yes, we all know we can have a moment and go crazy and you get in a fight. OK, when you've been in trouble, this often, I think eight times, nine times? Yeah, now the temptation to say something like, well, CTE or something.

No, that's not. And I know you. That's a cop out. I know you and I have talked about this way. That's a complete cop out. You and I a long, long time ago, privately, you know a lot about John, and you know a lot about John and you know a lot about that world and you know The people that know him

Are not surprised. Well see it says once a victim calls the police or someone else calls the police to report domestic violence The matters out of the victims hand. Yeah Yeah Well, so so even though she's gonna try to like defend it, not for charges. You get arrested. The question is, does it, is there a case? A good lawyer says, there's no case here, guys. Yeah.

And a DA is not gonna pick that up or a prosecutor's not gonna pick that up. So here is the law enforcement officers believe a crime was committed. They will arrest a alleged offender regardless of whether the victim wants press charges. And that's from, that's from experience because what happens typically is the woman says, no, it's okay. And then the guy kills her. Yeah. As soon as the cop leaves.

So there's only the prosecutor can decide whether to drop the charges. That's right. And the prosecutor will go out. Well, and then to your point, Judge May dismiss the charge. There's insufficient evidence. Yes. Yeah. That's so much.

There's so much. There's so much. There's witnesses at the hotel that they're at. The hotel that they're at. The hotel that they're at. The blood. But it happened in the room. So I went this account of what they were saying to him. Yeah, I said she was shaking since. Yeah, and the kid wanted to call a police.

So there's not a thing we're like, I mean, because obviously she's probably, she's in something that's like messing with her mentally and can't like fully make that decision. Like an officer or a judge can't go like, she's not in her right mind to like really decide if this is a healthy relationship. That's why they arrest you. So that's why they take them out of the house. You know?

But that's why they arrest you. So if you call on, if you call about somebody who's hitting you, they will arrest that person so that they give you like sort of that cooling off period. So nobody dies in the house. But sometimes like you see these situations and people don't realize they're in that hectic of a...

No, she knows. Yeah, but she knows. She's been in some shit for, I think they've been together 13 years. Yeah, by the way, I don't think this is the first time. Well, no, we know it's not. We do know it's not. Yeah, I mean, he has been in non-stop shit.

Oh, I believe you. I mean, yeah. You know, Korma said something interesting to me. He said, the guys done what he wants, went and how, and he's still a champion and he still wins. No, Korma, you're missing the key point. There's Daniel Korma goes, if John would have, if I would have beat John, I don't think you'd do this

because yet you'd have to face himself in the mirror because he's acting like an asshole. He's getting arrested. But the UFC's, and there's no repercussions for the UFC. There's no repercussions really from the law. Think about it. Nothing's happening. We still a millionaire. He's still able, I disagree. He's still able to compete. And Daniel Cornray is like, if me or Chailer, anybody would have beat him. He'd be like, right guy I got to stop doing this I get serious, but he you know he still wins. Yeah. Well it's said do you think now that he will be kind of he won't fight new FC again? I bet you Dana's gonna wait to see what they're gonna do as far as legally and then if it's you know

bad or he's out they're not gonna ride with him anymore and then if it's you know bad or he's out they're not going to ride with him anymore and he's being difficult you know I'm saying yeah because you have seen you know I was gonna say I was gonna say what's funny about all this all of us and the entertainment they did back in the day business is that when John Jones goes away we'll all be fine and we'll keep watching the UFC we'll keep watching fighting it'll be a whole maybe for a while, we'll see you soon. But it's not here's I'm fighting so long. And still we're still watching. We're still talking about Brian Ortega.

We're still talking about the other guys. We still want to see what Francis and Gano and Gano and Gano said. No, anybody could go away in the UC keeps on keeping on. And that's the one thing. Same with the NFL, you know? Yeah. This is what a sandwich I made posted that John posted

after this on his Instagram. I have way too much trauma to consume my alcohol. My brain soon we can't handle anymore. I will leave that out, call my past forever. Turn the snite man to the best thing ever having my life. What the devil means for bad, God means for good. Get right back on my horse. Now is the time to work hard and never.

How would you quit hitting your fucking life dude? How about that? How would you apologize to your wife and kids? Yeah, I'm out, man. I'm out. I used to ride for the, I'm out, man. I'm out. I used to ride for the guy I'm out officially out. Yeah. The kids, yes, they're secure.

I call the cops. Probably drunk, probably coked out of his mind. And, you know, excuse, you know, it doesn't matter. I know a lot of guys drink and you can poke and don't touch, remember? We're scared they're fucking kids. And then he said, oh, I just grabbed her by the hair. Give me that fucking.

Yeah. I just grabbed her. It just happened. Oh, you're 27 pound man. I just believe the pound for pound greatest fighter on the plan. You pulled your wife by the hair. Then how should you get a fat lip?

It's insane. What's the thing in Ozark, the fucking, that great opening scene in Ozark's, that show with Jason Bayman, and he's like in my maid, you know, she stole from my family and she begged and she said, please, and my father said, you have to go. And I was like, father, please, give her another chance.

And he goes, this isn't the first time she got caught. The first time she got caught. Yeah. Oh, yeah. If you've done that, we know. We know. Yeah, I just wonder how much the U.C. is going to put up with it. And then you talk about ESPN, especially the culture we live in now.

It's going to get dicey for them for the first time, I think. I think you're right. Yeah. I think you're right. I don't. And then also, it's like, oh, my bad, awkward drinking alcohol. It's like, what about all the other shit dude? Yeah, it can't be just alcohol the time.

What about all the other shit? And then if you see like, think about it. Now you're gonna put together a fight. Let's say you fight someone of Francis and Sarah Gahn. Now you're gonna do all this promotion and bet on this guy to get a shit together, you know? And how about Dana? This would hurt me so bad if I was John, he goes,

he goes, I'm not even surprised to expect it at this point. He goes, we thought by flying men for the big snive of his life on getting into the Hall of Fame and we could fly him out, like we should, but he goes, usually if he's in Vegas, we get him in and out, because you know, he's like a gremlin after midnight, we can't have him there.

He didn't say that I did. But he goes, with all the fame he goes, he came with his wife and kids, so he thought he was good. He said, I figured wife and kids are good, but I guess they got in a fight because he came back to their master and was getting $10,000 cash,

he's wanting to go to the strip club. And she was like, well, could you not? So I have a theory on that. You said, I'm with his wife and kids, what John Jones is gonna do, is he's gonna manufacture a fight. John Jones is gonna get himself into a fight with his wife so he has an excuse to go.

You can't keep their own. I think you're too much credit. I don't think he's asking a lot to do. That poor woman, I mean, dude. You just goes. Yeah. But then to deal with the guilt of whatever that is, he's probably like, you start a fight

just so you ever renegade out. Because other ones, you have to sit there. You're talking about regular out-bunding nine to five prompts. He's going bitch, I'm going to the club, and he's probably hammering, she's like, whoa, you're drunk, he's like, I'm just getting my cash from where I'm going to the trip club. And then it's, you know,

true, underlying issues there, and it's a nightmare. Yeah, thank. Nightmare. Yeah. You said they'd been in the game of 13 years? Oh, wow, man. It's like, you, thank you. Nightmare. Yeah. You said they'd been getting a 13 years? Oh, wow, man. It's like you had one job. One job.

No. I mean, who are his handlers? How does he not have people around him? I can't handle it. Just be like, what are you doing? I mean, can't have num-nuts around him, you know? You couldn't handle him. Nobody can handle him.

What are you gonna do? I don't wanna handle him. Let's try to give him some advice. I don't wanna handle that guy. He's too early. Well Well that's his problem. Yeah, especially at his age. All of us are doing this. 34, 34, oh is my age?

Gun to your head. This is a tough question. Is he a sociopath? I hate asking that question. I really do. Give me the definition of soci. We saw that term around a lot. Let me see the definition. I think clearly. Give me the definition of social. We saw that term around a lot. Let me see the definition.

Yeah. I think clearly an narcissist. There's that. A person, let me see it. A person who's a person I can to sort of manifest itself in extreme and they still, ah, no, no. Yeah, I'll be a sociopath.

Is he just a complicated guy? You've trained with him, you know him. I don't know him that well. I mean, not to, I don't, I wish I was, you know, clinically capable of diagnosing what he's doing. You know how they say people are bad, he like they go bad guy.

No, I don't think he's a bad guy. Just a complicated guy with demons. I don't think he's a bad guy. I think he is one of the guys that fame and success went to his head and turn him into what he is now. So he was, I knew him before all this happened. Remember, he was the comane event when I was the main event against Roy Nelson.

Okay. And he was there. This was not that this was a different John. Yeah. He was such a positive guy. Now, he could have been just faking the funk and could have been a piece of shit before then. I don't know. But usually, yeah, fame and money. But let's, but like, so my thing with him is this.

He, what are the, what is the actual, I don't have a lot of friends. Well, what is the trouble he actually got into? It's all drug and drug and alcohol related to that. Every time, do you know what I'm saying? Am I wrong about that? So in other words, he hit a woman, bring up his shit, just drunk and high,

hit a woman in a car, ran away. What were the other things he's done? He got a wreck and his Bentley's hometown right and had like girls and the gun. Again, this was all truck. But every time it's been, he went, he's on cars and alcohol. So in a way, it might be that he's got fucking, you know,

substance of problems. Yeah, and then that year. So we were not off mid today, or not today, recently, but this is a year ago. Okay, so you see, John Jones have arrested the effects on several charges, all right? May 2012, Jones was involved in accident. We drove the car and telephoned Paul in New York.

Jones was arrested driving under the influence. There you go, pleaded guilty. He was not since any jail time, said paid a fine. So there you go, again, no consequences. 2014, lead up to once and eight, Jones and Dale Correre involved in all occasion during fight week. Two need to be separated. All right, that doesn't count. Please don't put that on this list. uh... two on fourteen lead up to once in eight uh... johnson dan koran involvement occasion to invite week uh... to need to be separate and i think that's a good count please don't put

that on this list john was scheduled to fight you see one eight two one prior to fight test part of her you know stuff okay don't put that on the list john's rest of his win writing high when he again for himself from legal trouble jones was arrested out quirky new mechs go after leaving the scene of a hit run jones was charged with felony leaving the scene of a crime

had marijuana pipe alright one of the victims had run pregnant woman jones to himself the police eighteen months probation and community service again well no consequences but so they don't look at this history and go like like and see you but he there's no there's no he was a drunk in that when he hit that lady done seem i think he was i heard it on the police report and say right because he ran away so remember when he hit her he ran away and then came back and came back to cash cash yeah coke and i think jones was

charged with battery fun claims the waitress that jones hit her and salt at her plead no contest charge place on ninety-a-pubation again no consequences so now all of last year's jones has had a fair share of trouble with drug testing, you know, you fail to, I don't care about any of that. You know, so they, it sounds to me. Why, I remember you got, during the pandemic, you got a, a rusted for DUI because he, he was shooting a gun.

Yeah, remember you shooting a gun talking almost a morning. Yeah, three in a morning. So it sounds to me like he, he has an alcohol problem. Yes, and you guys know people, right? Yes. When they drink, they're just completely different. I know people like that.

Yeah, yeah, they're terrible. So it seems to me that if John isn't an alcoholic drug addict, he's an addict. Oh, wait, yeah, he's a way better person. He's an addict, yeah. Right? Now, he was having a problem. Again, I don't, like, I don't, I think he likes the party.

He always has and, you know, and I'm sure addiction has an issue to do with it, but to say it's alcohol drugs and CT, I think is a cop out. I just think it's just him. Because people get high in drugs and also, they're not, they're not, they're not fucking people up. No, they're just high and fucking super happy

and making bad decisions like spending all their money. But they're not hitting. They're not hitting their wives, they're not doing it from the children, they're, yeah, I mean, what are we talking about? So in a way, sometimes when you get drunk, it brings out who you really are. Who you really are.

Yes. I don't know, man. I don't know. No, it does. But even his, like that post, the air against him, like, ah, that's all good, man. But it's like, it's not, dude, we're sick of this shit. How about that?

How about we don't give a fuck if we fight again? How about that dude? You were thinking about that? We don't care man. Yeah, that's a good point. We do. There's no consequences for him. And it shows you, he posts that weird thing,

and be like, I'm just not gonna drink outclimbing, my brain doesn't do well on it. God is good, devil is evil. See it, the next, it's like, what the fuck, dude? Do you not realize the magnitude of what you did, dude? Hitting your wife and your children are scared and they call the cops on you? It's insane. Even for a cage fire, Dan is like, yeah, we got to see what happens here. You know, it's not. I don't know how long we're put up with it, you know

Because it's everything a bad name I didn't give the UFC a bad name because it's what you're with that now He hasn't really competed and they're not they don't really market him You know like I'm telling you see don't give a fuck. We remember when he was like negotiating one 30 million Day I was like cool, dude. We can't pay that. Yeah, he's like, if he fights getting great, if not, we don't really, you know. What if his brothers are probably calling him on his ass right now? I mean, again, I don't know if he's controllable. Yeah, I don't know who he is.

If you have somebody who has demons, I, we all have experience. I know you do, I know I do. Alcohol can really change somebody's life, change somebody to the point where they are beyond reason. You are not moving them, moving them. You're not getting out of there. You're not getting them to leave You're not getting them to leave, but I don't I don't think he's the I don't see I don't think he's the high the high function alcoholic where he's winning championship fights right Mm-hmm. I think alcohol off-seeing. He likes to party and stuff like that

But I don't think it's like a leaving Las Vegas Nicholas Church type of thing Yeah, well, I think he's a wild fucking dude that makes a lot of bad decisions. I think he does a lot of cocaine. Probably does all the cocaine. That's not gonna work out. Again, no one has done a lot of cocaine where it works out.

It just doesn't. You're gonna make bad decisions all the way around. There's just no consequences for his action. That's the thing. He always skates bots. Well, the judge can't look at like that previous stuff and go like, all right, bro, we gotta fucking make a bigger change.

What do you not learn? What do you, what do you, what do you do? You toss me in prison? What do you do? When Arty Lang was in rehab with Lawrence Taylor, Lawrence Taylor looked at him and said, you are, I was the greatest football player on earth. You are being a pussy.

Don't fuck it up the way I do You know blah blah blah and he said and he said to already said I never played a game Sober he never played he was never on the field where he wasn't Doing the block but the back then I felt it and they don't test But in the UFC if John was on that stuff that trust me. He wouldn't fight. Yeah, you mean they would have seen the Coke in the UFC if John was on that stuff that trust me he wouldn't fight yeah you'll be able to be able to see in the coke in the zone yeah so we know he's not fighting like that you know it's not like a Lawrence Taylor type of thing I yeah I just I don't know what you do with them and also you know yeah you deal with people they have substance abuse stuff like that it there comes a point I'm sure that you have seen it seems like Dan is that point where you're just like, dude, figure it out, man.

Like I'm sick of dealing with this, dude. Figure it the fuck out. It's a pattern. And then you realize like they're never gonna get better. If you're gonna have a relationship with them, this is what it is and you just gotta deal with it. If you, there's not, but I don't, like, or don't give it too much energy.

Yeah. Like Dan said, like I expected this, like you don't surprise me. Unless you're sober, unless you're truly sober. Yeah. Unless you there's no, there's no talking. That's how do you know an addict's lying when their lips are moving? They'll do whatever they have to to protect that. They're going to go back to the vampires. Yeah.

They're going to go back until they hit rock bottom and they can never. And it's such a shame. Like how long of a rope do we give this dude, you know, because he's the best player in the planet. Imagine if anybody else did this. His last few fights, he hasn't finished anybody, he goes to decisions now, it's like, it's like he has this product

that we're dying to see anymore. Yeah, you know, it's been a minute since the... The heavyweight show is the one that we're just hoping for. The heavyweight thing was kind of a new lease on his life, you know, as far as career, because like fuck yeah, that'd be sick man. Yeah, I've been waiting.

And gone it sucks. I think it's dealt with that heavyweight man. You do? Yeah, now he's blo- I guess he's like walking around 270 or so. 260 right now. You see that? Trying to be 275. Yeah, once he cut down from 275,

which is like, all right, so you can go pound for pound with the big boys, they woke up like that. You can get fucked up. Yeah, I don't agree with it. Yeah, I don't know if we'll see it though. And I, for the first time in life, I don't give a fuck. I'm out, dude. I'm out.

Nope, I'm out. When I saw the kid, told the security guards, I have kids, I'm like, oh, I'm out. That's what happens. You need a piece of shit, man. Yep, I'm out. When you have kids, you can't take it. Socks, man.

Because you know exactly what those kids are doing. Socks, dude. you know exactly what those kids Your sons are very good hair stylist by the way He's so weird. She's like dad cuz I get a voice like you do this. I'm like I don't want to do that I love that shit just kick it Top-ass. Can you do my stylist? Yeah. What do you do? That's challenge for Ryan.

Ryan, why are you being weird? What do you think, man? I'm not holding. I'm just kidding. There you go. Like, there you go. I'm gonna cover the eye. I'm gonna cover the emo dead.

Yeah. You know what, emo dead? Talk about death now You said I'm okay with it I Like Giannis comment. I know he does Like people it you know people once he has that here You guys stay in that heart Yeah, we took the summer off but now no, no, it's I can't do a hot tub. That's people. Yeah. yeah, yeah, does he still have that here?

No, it's like on the right that it's just long. Oh, okay. Oh, that's pretty dope. I see him around studio city sometimes Looking kid. He did it Ashley Simpson. Yes, that's right. Yeah, wait a minute. Are they married still? No, I don't think so What does he do? Singer makes me follow guitars rock band. Yeah, actually Simpsons with a Yeah, Diana Ross's son That's the Santa Ross's daughter. No, no, no, he actually Simpsons with Diana Diana Ross's son. What's he do? He's an actor Okay Yeah, Evan Ross.

That's them. Okay. He's an ATL. Yeah, he's an ATL. Yeah. Oh, that's a good show. Move your no, no, the movie. Oh, you're thinking Atlanta Atlanta with Charles Gambino. Yeah, that's him in 80, right? Yeah, okay, that's quite some time ago. Yep. Yeah, quite some time ago. Yeah, quite some time ago. You know, he's, uh, come on. His mom's a lot of money in Ross.

I'm sure that he's not strapped cash. Got some money in his cash. Yeah, come on. Me, boy, you know about Evan Ross, right? You know something. Sure. Cool. Not recognizing these movies.

The lonest boy in the world. Yeah. Yeah, I've never, yeah, all right. Well, no, okay. So these, these workin' now at least. Yeah. He was in the Hunger Games. Oh yeah.

Mocking Jay. That was the big movie. Yeah. One in two, okay. Yes, yeah, he's a Salah. Masala. All right, he's workin' good for him. Yeah. Yeah. One in two. Okay. Yes. Yeah. Salah. Masala. All right. He's working. Good for him. Yeah. Well, when else you got, Chin? We had the John Jones stuff in there, but yeah, but I mean, you covered everything. It's a bum. Actually, Simpson is, uh, looks very different than when I knew her. She did a nose job right? Yeah. The nose job, Chin is a lot. You can

got it done. Why wouldn't you though? If I had a don't you had a fucking beak if like a since 2018 we're shaving that family. I got to know that family. They're great. They're great people man. So you know Nick Lache too? I met him a couple times when I was shooting the show but but she's a doll and her her sisters great. They're both great people. They're both disciplined. They were raised by their father and their mother. Very close. Religious but also disciplined, hard-working and good to everybody. Both of them. Both both of those companies. I know, but they did.

What are you trying to do? Charity Files or Jirpa Francisco on here. Surprise! No, I bet you're really nice. It's not like it's fun. I'm not defending anyone. I don't know who it is. I think we all like the tube right here. Everybody likes Shes for San Francisco. All right, in case you're any, he's all you son of a bitch.

They are not racist. In case you hate, I choose to defend Ashley. Everyone's looking around like, all right. I'm just saying, he was just going. I'm just saying, guys, he's not. He's not. He's not all the positive words.

You take it up with me. I will defend them to the last fuck actually. Yeah, she had an album too. She had, I think she did one of them. No, there's nothing better when she was. She could sing. No, there's nothing better when she wants sound at life I guess all you need to live singing and the track starts and then it goes before and then she looks at the band

What does like this like she starts doing like a whole down day runs off stage. Let me see that you're seeing that no Yeah, it's a Sunday and then she's all and she's like this weird little shift there Oh, you know the song don't't yeah it factor oh boy. Yeah What is she doing fine And I don't think More Michaels and it's for right now you get out of here, Chen go the real one man There's not this weird ass lady talking about it. There you are. Yeah, here it is. It's right off the bat You feel bad There we are. Yeah, here it is. It's right off the bat. What? Ashley Zeus. Nice.

Ashley. You feel bad. Look, she's gonna have the mic. Look at her dance. Oh! Not what she's doing. What? What's this little jig she does?

Look. Then she goes. Ah. I don't think she knew it was live. Look at her. I'm deprived. I don't know what she just went and started singing. I don't think.

Ah. I don't know. Guys, wait, wait, wait, wait. I hope it lands. I just can't. The band just keeps playing. Why didn't she just say it? I don't know guys right up right right. I hope it Hand just keep playing. Why did she just sing it? I don't know You gotta come out and sing yeah, you gotta get back in the girl shit She just takes you to show musk on it's live, lady. Dude. Yeah.

It happens. I like the little Jake she did. Yeah. She's a little hoed down. Little Delsi though. It's awkward. It is awkward. You can't lip sync, huh?

No, I think a lot of people do, but you gotta know you're fucking. I didn't know that they did. But something with the recordings today, like can fix people's voices to where they sound like they're actually good singers. But a lot of times when they do the live stuff, they don't.

Sure. Yeah. And that's why they lip sync. Yeah, that's it. They can actually do their songs, but everything's in Rack since auto tuned. Either like through software or they have a Rack. And it's auto tuned.

So they can just sing the way they do and sound just like almost like that. You know what I mean? That's, that's, that's, that sing the way they do and sound just like Oh wait, no she's amazing Amazing, yeah, no, I'm saying she doesn't do that She's got to stand right here and just sing back on any incredible. She's fucking hey mr. Obviously Holy fuck you know it's really nice person just get sent in guys Is it 1998?

You can fucking sing, Chen. Out of all the names of her husband. Jennifer Huff. You're old, dude. I'm a little old. I'm a little old, dude. I was like, I think he was gonna say Jennifer Huff and have all the people got in there.

And everyone's just like, I was expecting everybody to sing. I was expecting everybody to go, be fucking Brian, hit it there. That's right. And it looks like obvious. Well, yeah. She's playing Aretha Franklin in her bio.

Oh, yeah. No, I know. I mean, dream girl. That's what I'm saying. She's a bee. She can play her. That's like my dad. I was saying my dad about the Broncos.

And I go, you know, we're undefeated with the first place in AFC West. It's just the old person thing. It's just offended to the death, man. My dad goes, yeah, that Terry Bridgewater man, he's pretty good, I go, Teddy. And he goes, excuse me, I go, his name's Teddy Bridgewater,

dad, he's talking about the starring corbequeus. Pretty sure it's Terry. I went, hey, dad, can't talk of that, I dad, dad, I love you. I'll tell you, his name's Teddy, dude. And he goes, well, then case all the media out here or saying it wrong, pretty sure it's Terry. I said, you know, I don't, it's fucking, it's Terry, man. You saying it wrong. Pretty sure it's Terry. I said, you know, I don't want fucking, it's Terry, man.

Do tell your friends it's Terry. You gotta take your Ls, you gotta be like, all right. All right. That's part of the show. Part of the show is that you can call whatever you want, but around Denver we call him Terry. All right, well, his name's Teddy, that's fun. Yeah, he doubled down.

He was, okay, I guess nine news out here is wrong. I mean, I think you can't hear dude How about that you guys bump heads? Oh, yeah? I Faraday yesterday. Why you farted and my girl sat down she goes you just farted and I said No, I did Of course you did I'm sitting here. I said I smell it too She goes wait, I don't know what's going on Hi, she goes, she goes, are you serious? I go, I will tell you. I don't know why. Why can't you just tell? I just decided to lie.

Yeah, you're like, fuck it. And then you are already there. You already committed it. But the same as Terry. Is it Terry? Yeah. Who else was it? Who else was it? The fucking, but also I'm most politics. I mean, I messed some names up, but man, when he comes to football, I mean, come on, Dad. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,. With low interest rates, it's a great time to refinance your student loans.

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visit earnest.com slash license for full list of licenses. All righty. But Chalo, Chalo. Chalo. Oh, you know, there's a new doc on Britney Spears, you just said Netflix. Has anybody seen it? I haven't seen it.

I've barely ever recordings that her dad recorded her. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they're in a room. I have a lot of people. I'm really have recordings that her dad recorded her There are I think the FBI's investigating a lot of the claims from that Netflix documentary now Holy shit. I think the dad's fuck oh the dad's fuck really Yeah, and the mom and the business manager like they're just siphon Cuz the moment she announced her retirement everyone on her team for the past 13 years just suddenly dipped and said oh Well, she's retiring. We want to support her now and her decision, but it's because no one can make money off of her anymore. That's dicey, man. And so, so I guess the dad, like his defense,

like yeah, I was recording her because she was doing drugs and I was making sure the drug dealer wouldn't get the drugs. That's a foul name in Los Angeles. But then he did it for like, maybe that was initial. He had a good, you know, intent, which again, it was against the law with every attempt was But he just was like I'll just leave it in there

What do you mean like just recording her like you cannot record somebody? If you're recording somebody in California without their consent So if you record a phone call if you record a conversation you have you come in and they don't know about it, it's a crime. That's what happened with Kanye West and Taylor Swift during that phone call. And only in California, there are certain states where it's fine. So New York State, I believe you can do that. In New and California, you are not allowed to do that. So unless there's a crime being committed, there's a crime being committed, then that will stand. So if somebody says I'm going to kill you and cut your throat and you record that, you're all right. But otherwise, no.

And so with this case, he's in deep shit if she wants to bring charges. He's in trouble. Yeah, I think he's fucked. What does he got to do? All right. So a 30-year-old woman from the Bay Area recently went on a hike, which led to the fires over in, I forgot which county, but so she's a 30, yeah, in North out. She is a 30-year-old former yoga teacher who was in a hike. She ran out of water, was very thirsty. She found a puddle on the floor and thought, oh, it's water. I'm going to drink it.

Shortly upon taking a few sip, she realizes that it's Bayer urine. And so she tries to filter it out with a T-Vag that doesn't work. So she then tries to boil it in order to make it drinkable. She couldn't get it done. She drinks it anyways and it starts a fire. That's still going on right now. Was she missing or how long was that there? She was out there.

She was out there for about, I think a few days at that point. She started drinking beer piss? She probably didn't know it was think a few days at that point. She started drinking beer piss? She probably didn't know it was bare piss. No, she does. She said that it was bare piss. And then she tried to boil it out. So it'd be drinkable. It'd be a long piss, like a heavy like bare piss.

A lot of piss. But what about you? And you just like woke up at hibernation, just piss. Just that dark hibernation piss. Probably tastes like a warm ale. Yeah, let me see a bare pissing. And then it has. Let me see a bare piss. Did it have, was it, did it piss in a bowl? I mean, what, probably tastes like a warm ale. Yeah, get, let me see a bear pissing. And did it have a- Let me see a bear pissing.

Did it have a, was it, did it piss in a bowl? I mean, what, what- It was on the floor, she said, it was a puddle of piss. Yeah, I don't know if I'm buying, she knows it's a bear piss. Could've been a fat ass moose or elk, like how do you know it's a bear? Yeah, a bear's a bit more specific. Right, a bear's a bit more specific.

It's right there. This simp-tailed part, there it goes. I'll save you that hard. Yeah, I'll piss arm that. Scratching the bag too. That's not bad at all. I love it. It's a tiny PP2 for a big animal. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that ain't shit, dude. This is definitely not bear piss. No. It's natural. Back. She might be full of shit. So if you create the forest fires and all that shit, how was that effect?

Like obviously, you don't, like, if you did unintentionally, right? Like you didn't mean to do it unintentionally. What happened? You still pay the fine, you pay the fines, because there was the fire. Those can't be shit. No.

The fire that we're down here were set off. Dude, burning hundreds of acres. They're like, well, here's your bill. How much? We burned 500,000 acres of forest So just run through the numbers just the typical. Oh, oh, here we go. 170 million Like hundreds like good news, but I make 70 credit. Yeah, you're related Jeff bus. No, okay, so I got bad news really bad news Yeah, the baby the baby, the gender announcement.

Yeah. They have to pay all that and I think they could have faced Shay O's time. Try to buy a tree. Go see how much one oak tree costs. It'll cost you. It'll run you. Yeah, and then for the millions of them down. But the thing is, like how's that work?

So let's say him and his wife make, let's say a hundred grand between the two of them. What do you do? You're not. You're just working for the rest of your life. Your base is slave to this park. I don't think, I think there's a reasonable, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, well, but also the government's like, dude, they're never, yeah.

It was a, a trillion dollars. You might as well say you, you also trillion dollars. Yeah, I think what happens is, the end of the day, people go, sorry. You know, you can barely get sorry out. You know, sometimes you really, you know, you really, you know, you really fucked up. You're like, this you go, sorry. Or the government just you're really good. What the fuck did you do? Sorry. I think the government just garners your wages. Like that's where they discipline. They probably take out for you to check all the time. You have to take this as an answer. Yeah. I mean, even if you gave them a million,

the million dollars to the government, whoops. Does it say how much those the her fines were? It says on there the fine that she might have to pay but she did end up because of that fire 144 houses were burned down So like she's open Getting seen by those homeowners as well You guys This is like tickets and government funds go go goes What if you're getting sued by those homeowners as well? I mean, you guys take that out. No, you should be. This is different. This is like, take it's in government fines.

Go, go, goes, I would put in. Catastrophic. No, what happens? Yeah. You've tried to force fire. What happens? Yeah, what happens if you've tried to force fire? Oh, you burned out.

What if it's a minimal fine? What happens if you burn all of North California? I bet Dave fucking, I don't like Alan. Like what you might want to say. I know they're trying to figure it out too. Five years in prison and finds out just 250,000. That's probably minimum.

Shit, pull up the original article again. Cause I'm pretty sure. Doesn't even accidentally start a forest. Yes, he always says she's a self-described shaman, so she's full of shit off the bat. Yeah, so there was no bear piss From the job Science grad self-described shaman yoga teacher and dive master all just yeah shit dude your face. She doesn't look like she's real

She looks shell shock. She's like yeah, um, that's a I fuck That's a lot. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, she's got to go to squeaking You're a contestant in squeaking You could win a lot or you shot in the fucking day. You must win a smart girl, Caltech. Oh yeah, she must've been smart. Sure. But just, you know, sometimes not great with force.

It doesn't mean you're good at fire. Fire, it's not great. Sometimes you just, you make a fire and you're like, it's dry here. You have to government, I don't know what you do, you know. I mean, you just, you know, you can't start a fire in the woods. It's not a good idea. In August.

In August, yeah. If you're in British Columbia, and it rains all the time, the rain forest, you're going to be fine. Right woods, you'll be alright. Sure. Not in Northern California. What else you got you? Goddamn, that's crazy.

So a few days ago, a photo of the set of studio rules from DJ Mustard's studio leaked and it was on Instagram. A lot of people were mad about it because one of his rules are like, no ugly people. That's fair. No ugly energy. Yeah, that's fair. And there was so much backlash that he made it

an updated one that he posted himself. Basically explaining like, you're not ugly based off or you're looked or ugly based off or like you're energy and stuff like that. Initially initially hearing that that's what I took it as like a lot of people thought it was more so like oh like no ugly bitches what that's what people took it as it sounds like he's being silly and funny too yeah possible no Nancy's be happy to even breathe in the same air as a Grammy award winning 100 million records on like me that's like I feel sim That's my life. That's my life.

How's my life? I feel sympathy for lazy. My cup. And then he has like the explanation. So all these rules are still the same. All right, let's see this. Do not come to my studio if you're ugly. This has nothing to do with how you look.

It's about the energy you're putting out. Yes, they're such things. I'll give you out to personality. He means ugly bitches. I get it, man. If you do not hit the gym today, if you did not hit the gym today, go the fuck home. This rule is to motivate.

I'm not perfect, but I'm not who I was back then. I'm always trying to better myself. It's just an ego thing. And yes, I hit the gym every day. Whoopee doesn't look like it. Do not come in my room. Just look at what the fuck I'm doing. Can contribute or leave.

No negative Nancy bitch. Shit. Don't finish five, Brandon. Don't finish five. Be happy to even breathe the same air as a Grammy award. You finish it for 100 million records selling Ninja like me. Hi vibes only, no negative shit.

You can say it. All this is fine. I have no sympathy for lazy ninjas. Do me another favorite. Don't do me no fucking favors. He sounds awful. No small talk. My team and I got shit to do.

Oh wow. That's terrible. Think before saying dumb shit, my security is armed and he will drag yo ass out of here My mind you fucking bitch. He sounds terrible, but he's really good. Yeah, he's really really good. Great some beats Hey, it's his studio. It's for his studio, right? Yeah, that's for his Fuck he wants no, I know but it's just that that doesn't make for a great working. No, that doesn't make for a great environment. What happens in those situations? What happens in those situations as soon as you start producing and as soon as those people that you create quiet resentment. And when you do that, those people will find that they're given an opportunity, they will get back at you. Because that's humiliating. You're putting yourself on such a high level.

That's tough because he's like the CEO, right? So that's shit. Yeah, that's his shit. He's really good. I mean, he's really fucking good. It's not really, it's pretty out, but I see what you're saying though. It's now day to way to treat your employees.

Yeah, that's probably a better way to go. This is what they talk about being a toxic work environment on that bullshit, but it's a real thing. So he's also dealing with a lot of rappers that bullshit, but it's a real thing. He's also dealing with a lot of rappers though. Ah, it's a good point. He's dealing with some knuckle. Yeah, he's dealing with knuckle.

He's trying to see his bullshit all the time. So they're probably coming in and she's doing a thing. Going in there. Yeah. Like we're gonna make your song in there. So he's probably dealing with a giddish. He might have written all that shit off

because he was so fed up and so forth. So it gets a compliment. And he's a driven dude. A compliment to his song. He's a driven dude. I think well, what's that? He's probably a in something. This gets a compliment. And he's a driven dude. A compliment to his song. He's a driven dude. I think, well, what's that? He's probably a driven dude. He's sick of the bulls.

And he might have written that when he was just like, fucking everybody's in India. Yeah, yeah. And like he deals with some hardcore dude. Yeah. Like a lot of like, we're gonna place this time, make some promises.

So he's probably, he probably sat down all pissed off. I was like, if you ugly do not come in this Yeah, I'll probably yeah, is he a British rapper is he America? No, he's American. He's a pretty face out of LA Yeah, but this reminded me of the list of rules that Steve Harvey had Wait, what do you have he's great basically like oh don't bring people into my dressing room because a lot of people will bring family members or friends. You say it takes energy out before you go to the stage. Oh, yeah.

So you have a lot of rules before you go to the stage. Yeah, you have no small talk before you go to the stage. You need that. Oh, this is before, on his TV show or like what you show. TV show. Oh, got it. That dude's amazing. Yeah.

He's still doing stand-up on a high level. That fuckers. No, he was talking from stand-up. Yeah, you're talking to a little more. Well, did you see him? Yeah, he's, you see that stand up when he did the, I see him. Yeah, he doesn't tore though. Oh, he doesn't, yeah, he doesn't tore.

He can stand up when he can. But he's doing it right now. He's funny, dude. Yeah, Steve Harvey's. I got love watching, like I'll watch family few clips just because he says funny shit. I guess he just didn't want to just stand up and watch family.

Yeah, he retired back in. 2012. Yeah, it's been a hot cycle watch fame with you. Yeah, he retired back in 2012. Yeah, it's been a hot cycle. Uh-huh. Yeah. Crushed out. Yeah, I think he did a special. He did a special.

He's wearing like a white suit. Pretty funny. Yeah, King the Comedy. Yeah, he's a monster. The entertainer, he's still towards. All right. Monster monster. Yeah, that's insane.

Oh, fuck. He's great. It's obvious Wednesday with Brian Cown. Do you hear that? Yeah, I hear that. Yeah, I hear Monster. Insane, oh fuck. Just. He's great. It's obvious Wednesday with Brian Cown. Do you know who I like? You accrush it?

Eddie Murphy, dude. On stage. Eddie Murphy. And for any of you that don't think he's a good comment, he was supposed to come back and he never did. The pandemic kid. The pandemic kid. It's top torn.

Because you don't want to really smash the kid. What is he doing? Yeah, oh he was. Yep. Fuck fuck he's going around doing the pandemic and just shut it down So I don't know that I really want to see I love to I watched his when he was on SNL last time he's on SNL back in It was like right before the pandemic is well, too Oh, yeah, yeah, he was he was he was he brought back some of his old characters to Let me refresh Three okay, so Will Smith recently did an interview with GQ set trying to defend his wife because a lot of people

Look at their marriage and think that Jada was the one cheating because August Alcina came out, said that he hadn't affair with her. And he came out and said that they both don't have a monogamous relationship. She grew up in a lot of situations where family members didn't have monogamous marriages. They always have open relationships. So that's what she knew as normal. That's what she wanted a few years into their marriage. So he's basically coming out saying, yes, we did have an open relationship. He's saying they wanted a few years into their marriage. So he's basically coming out saying, yes, we did have an open relationship. They still have people here. Yeah, so yeah,

I don't get that either. It works for a matter of who gives a fuck. Right. I think it more or so public backlash from just because they're so high profile. A lot of people don't like the idea of an open relationship. But what does it have to do with anyone else? Yeah, it's weird. I don't get why. Maybe people are piling on Jada for cheating on him and he's like, wait, no, don't give us too much of a hard time. That's good.

Oh, got it. Yeah, yes, she brought that, was there my guest or something? I guess she's not. They get brought him to the fabrication, Hawaii, that'd be weird. Oh, really? That feels like you're the fight.

That is a fucking. That would be That feels like you're the fight. That is a fucking. That would be the only way to fuck me tonight. Uspin. How do you explain that to your kids when they're young? They're not too young. They raise those kids, they were back, little back then they were.

Those kids are not very connected. And that's what she says, they didn't raise them conventional. We don't believe in discipline stuff like that. They see like good kids. Yeah, that's what we're talking didn't raise them conventional. She's like, we don't believe in disciplines stuff like that. You know, they see like good kids. Yeah, absolutely. They're definitely different. They seem to be different, but like good kids. Willow came out with like a rock album and everything.

Yeah, sure. To make you a good kid coming out with a rock album though, you know. What did you say? That doesn't make you a good kid. I mean, we've seen worse celebrity kids though. Bring them up. But you don't really hear about them like you would other celebrity kids though. I don't hear about any sort of kids.

I think it's difficult when you grow up like royalty. It's hard to navigate maybe some of them. But they've actually done pretty like, like Jato, Jaden was a good actor. He was good and for the younger crowd his music is fucking big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He does really well. Beautiful children. Yeah, they are., he does really well. Beautiful children. Yeah, they are.

And I think, maybe he identifies as pansexual? Oh, Jesus. Yeah, I think so. All right, good for her. No, no, that's why I love her. She does or does the sun does, I think. I think the sun does. Well, they look very similar.

Is that her? Yeah, she's pretty, right? She's gorgeous. Yeah, look at her playing guitar killing it When your dad's will Smith man, you better be playing at entertaining Can she play support yeah like really playing I'm telling you Yeah, yeah, let me see there. Let me see if they're pretty good career wise, right? It's great there. Let me see a picture of her. I mean that video Um, there's a video for playing

Don't you do SNL recently. That's like a trailer So most how do you not go to this? Bruh, so most of you because I'm not 13 So most people don't know jada jada pink it also had a metal band. It was called wicket wisdom. Oh wow. Yeah, right? They were on like a that's what she's doing. Yeah, they had a spot. I Think they did the osfest One year. Wow, and then Yeah, there's like a Conan set of her band. Yeah Chen go to YouTube. Yeah, and then Jada is the model for fucking Louis Vuitton. It's correct. Good looking kids man. Yeah, yeah, Chen go to YouTube. Yeah, then the model for fucking Louis Vuitton.

It's correct. Good looking kids man. Yeah, we go to We can't play that stuff though. Oh, you can just see your oh just here. Yeah, just like she's like rocking the fuck out Type in wicket wisdom. Jayden Smith or the mom Jada peek it. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh the mom J.O.P. Oh my god. Oh, look at her. Yeah, you don't have to listen to her. That's what she used to do. No, I'd love to hear it.

We'll take it up. I'm not sure. This is her on J.Lendon. Yeah. She didn't happen. Bleed all over me. Yeah. And it was like,

Jamie, a towmator. Can I have a tonight exciting new rock band? The performing in Tempe, Arizona on May 19th. Tonight's a performance. Alright, everything is going to be okay. Damien, a towmator for Jeff. Can I have tonight exciting new rock band? The big performing in Tepi, Arizona on May 19th. Tonight's a performance. This is insane. Yeah. You didn't know about this?

No. Yeah. I don't look too much about her. Is this J.A.T.P.P.P? Yeah. Did a huge musical career. Guys and ten seconds. That guy is so fucked up.

I love him. I love up. This is so awkward. What? It just doesn't, I know I'm holding your whole thoughts. That is in your whole thoughts. That is in your whole thoughts. That is in your whole thoughts. It doesn't seem like a fit. It doesn't seem like a fit.

It doesn't seem like a fit. It doesn't seem like a fit. I hear holding your own thoughts. I hear my grandma ultra happy. I find her painfully attractive though. She's so sexy. Yes, I was a pretty gorgeous. Like, like painfully attractive though. She's so sexy. She's gorgeous. Like like especially back then, she's so hot.

Like she's so in my fucking wheelhouse. Okay. Every once in a while. I'm not the only one. I'm not the only one. But that is, hey guys, I'm gonna go live here. She's attractive. A lot of people say she's ugly.

The wife of Will Smith. Is this episode called Captain obvious or Captain obvious now hold on so Captain is fucking two-pock but that is a little yeah yeah she dated two-pock that is a little awkward though huh no I think it's fine do it you fuck you I will do it sing it up yes just Yes, just, I don't know, but you can tell why Willow does it now, because her mom was doing it. Yeah, she's pretty close to me.

But Willow doesn't make like hard music like her mom was. Like hers is a little bit more. No, hers is kind of like alternative. Yeah, hers is more alternative. She's just, she's a force in nature. I mean, that's why she did it. Yeah, she's gorgeous. She wanted and she has so much.

All back in the day. I mean, she's just undeniable. Dated two-pock. She was working. She would have been successful. She was working way back. I think we'll talk about how he was jealous, or not jealous of the two-pock really,

or just something. He said something about it. Things jealousy. What else you got, Jen? She's Christ. Well, the more you know, huh? Amazing. It's great, it's fresh. Well, the more you know, huh? Amazing. It's crazy.

Anyone? Mm. Let's sum together. Mm. The hugging. Okay, so Netflix. I don't know if they can go with it. I had the same thought too.

I don't know what else they could bring to the second season. I'd like to hear him. Does he make money off those? The Tiger King is coming out with a second season. I believe it comes out in November. I don't know if he's gonna get any money. I know he probably gets paid for certain days and he works.

They have to. Yeah. Or unless he's not. Unless he's signed away a huge contract at the beginning. I don't know. I just don't know where you go with the second season. Is it him in prison? But Carol Baskin is very upset that Tiger King season two is happening.

I think it's because they painted her in such a bad light in the first one. With her, yeah, potentially allegedly murdering her. It probably ruined her life. She probably gets harassed all the time every day. Probably. For a hot second, she was. Mm-hmm. They were making all these memes and all that stuff.

It's a real thing. That's it. That's a real thing. She became a TikTok dance. She became a TikTok. Yeah, someone made a remix to Savage by Megan the Stallion, but it was Tiger King, and it was about Carol Baskin killing her husband. And everyone was doing dances to it. Yeah, her killing the husband thing was Dicey.

Putting Sardine oil on the shoes or some shit. Well, she only has 5,000 followers Very far and she probably deleted it. Thanks. She has a podcast Big cat rescue Well, I've no idea what that does him be Right, man, he pack you're retired He's gonna run for president. He said to focus on his political career. So yeah, definitely running I feel like it's dangerous run against that I agree do church. Yeah, I agree

But that's great that he's doing it because I guys he's always been involved politics crazy. Yeah, yeah, yep I love him out there Shout to my mom. Oh, man. Yep Great, yeah, the best cabs. Great cabs. Yeah, the best cabs in the game. Crazy speed. Good box. Who was it?

Tell him where I said I can deal with his power. I just can't deal with his speed. I think that's what he said when he sat down. He came back. It's like, I don't know what the fuck this guy's doing. He's done legend, man. You know what? He was a great boxer.

Dude, I'm going to go right now. I'm going to go right now. I'm going to go right now. Fucking dope. Fucking boxer was a great boxer. Dude, I'm gonna go right now. I'm gonna knock you out. Fucking dope, fucking boxer. Good fucking boxer. That's the end, too. And I'll say great boxer, Brennan. I don't care when anybody in the show.

Anybody in the show says otherwise. Fucking you guys don't know shit and I will defend that to the end. He knows weird about this is I heard he didn't get booed. Like he was getting chaired. There were two videos from two different sides of the crowd. One made it look like he was getting boot because that side of the crowd was booing him like crazy.

And then there was a different- It's because it went hard at, I think, slip-not. Yeah, of course it came up. Yeah, it was like a bag, you know. Why didn't you go back on slip-not? They were supposed to go side together. Well yeah, he was given the lead singer of slip-not direction and he was like,

oh, you know, not for me, you know, I rather, he goes, I'd rather just do what I would want to do to help the song and he goes, but no, no hard feelings or anything. He goes, I don't think I'm the guy for this song. That's what the Corey Taylor said. Yeah, but I guess. Oh, Corey Taylor said that to, because he was originally supposed to be on their track. Yeah, on a, yeah, Travis Barker had hit him up and was like, yo, you know, what love do you have to try it? Yeah, yeah. But I guess Cory Taylor said something about

Switching genres, you know of music because MGK was a rapper and then went to like pop punk or whatever and I guess he said some but he never said MGK's name But he said just people switching, switching genres. And that's something machine gun Kelly off. Yeah, and he said, I said, at least I'm not 50 years old, wearing a mask on stage. Yeah, that's fair point. And then, yeah. And then, oh, within, yeah, something. So, but they were they headlining this concert?

Is that why you got booed? Slim Nott was also on that festival. Yeah, and they have a huge thing. Slim Nott has a mask, man like it's I mean, yeah Look at them right there. That's slipknot. Yeah, that's a lot of makeup. That's gotta be real That's okay. They're amazing the love dude live. Yeah, they're amazing live Do you still have your slipknot costume from rassia? Yeah, I've heard him. Yeah, yeah Well, he always puts on the hard rock thing. Oh, huh. Oh, so it pops up. Yeah, I still listen to Slipknot. Well, he always puts on the hard rock thing on.

Also, it pops up. Yeah, I have been streaming things. Yeah, why are they really? Yeah, I've seen them quite a few times. Not good. It's just, they're great. It sounds like no. They're soul-filting.

I mean, yeah. Yeah, they're great. They help you get out a lot of shit. Yeah. You know, I went to my first concert in a while. Last, there were the other night too. It felt great, man. It's fucking big.

Slipknot, they've been around. Try to listen to a song called Weight and Bleed. Yeah, that shows you the two sides of Slipknot. Yeah, soulful and also metal. Cause you can sing. Yeah, the fingers are really good. Yeah, really good, Tim. Yeah.

Machine gun Kelly is primarily a rapper. No, he was. Now he linked up with Travis Barking. He's now like pop. Yeah, pop. But I bet he could like him making that top punk album. He probably has always had that in him. Probably been able to.

Yeah. He's not like, he plays the guitar on it too. So it's like he probably. Chint, go back a couple. There's a maybe we should. Should the sub-knowing? No, there was this. Never mind. It just looked like something worth watching.

I was like, I don't know if it's bullshit where they have like the two fitness coaches, get swept out. Oh, I don't wanna see that, because it's so bad. Yeah, I was real. Where were that? I guess two fitness coaches and the wife, some wife of one of them,

one guy jumped in, the other guy tried to save them, they both died, I think the wife died too. I got to see that. I just, yeah, it was on camera. The wife was taping it. Yeah, so many white sheep taping. I don't know. That's what I mean. That's why I'm like, that's so crazy.

But by the way, I don't want to do it. Yeah, it's just like a super sad. That's why I wanted to see if that was real. It was real though. It's terrible. Brennan. But what they were doing is dangerous. See, they were dangerous.

They were just, they were doing fitness coaches. I think They were just like, they were doing fitness coaches. I think they're trying to... They were trying to show themselves diving, like it was cool, but the water was just too crazy. Let's just, if you want to read the story. No. Well, the sea... I don't want to end.

Your fitness is not enough to fight the sea sometimes. And I think that's what I wanted to say. If she takes you, she takes you. I know. Films of fitness coach and husband And I think that's what I wanted to say. If she takes you, she takes you. Films are fitness coach and husband drawn alongside one of the diet. And his waves. Damn, 30 and 24.

Well, Spanish waves have always been known as very big. The waves when you see the video, I just saw a glimpse of it. They were crazy. In the video, the woman has heard of Circular Crimes appear, watch out. But she stayed filming it. Yeah, I guess. She was probably trying to

She probably yeah, she probably didn't know what the hell she was doing I she probably didn't know that they were dying. You know, she's freaking out. I don't know. Yeah Okay, that was terrible though. Yeah, yeah, no, no swipe up. You know, it's like what? Yeah, I don't know, but you put a filter on that It's we like I it's terribly I I I I was in the office I remember me my buddy of the llamas weren't high school and he got caught in the waves Dude and I went out to try to save him up those fucking waves were so big We just kept getting tumbled and tumbled and I got on shore in this fucking big muscular

Baving guy no just grabbed him ran out and grabbed him He was like this. He was a macho kid, dude He's like It's scary. Oh, it's terrifying. I got caught in a rib tied in a hunting some beach. Yeah, that's that was terrified We weren't even in like we could stand he could stand where he was getting crashed. Oh really? It couldn't get out I just fucking kept getting sucked back out. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's a health gin. Out of exhaustion. Just a quick story. So, you know, have you guys gone tubing on a river? Oh, you went to the salt river and airs. Not this time though. I went before and before me and my girlfriend got together. We were just friends at that time. She was getting

swept away. So she was like, help. So I tried to help her. It's like literally like, maybe like two feet of water. Yeah. This rushing. So I tried to help her. Then I got messed up, so I pushed her away and I started, oh crap, I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna lose it. I had some big girl actually grab me and pull me up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got, we went on a Disacco River. Bunch of kids didn't know shit about white water

or anything else, you know Disacco, right? Well, sometimes the Disacco can get pretty nasty. Long story short, we're supposed to be a four day, five day trip. The first day we get, everybody gets tossed. I just see my butt. Bro, I see my buddies just go, I couldn't believe I fast. It was just going, all the way down. Did he die? He did not die. He did not die.

He could really do what else happened. Water stories that nobody dies. But I'll say this, almost I hate. We have steel. We have steel. We have all the stories that we all survive. Everyone's supposed to say, yeah. Dude, I have a Nile, bro.

Do I flash, damn right? I'm like, I'm like, I'm gonna do. And then, you know, someone pulled me to the shore. I'll do you a minute. That's every story. That's pretty good. Yeah. Because the name based out.

You got bent around the rock and got bent. The steel canoe just got bent. That's how strong the water is. Now, I'm holding on to my fucking branch. My buddy's like, I'm dying and he goes under. And I just reach it. And all I do is, he's right here and I just grab. Pull him out.

That's just got me. Yeah. There you go. Not today. He them out. That's just got me. Yeah. Hell am I going. Yeah. Here you go. No, not today. He grabs on. That's what we're doing.

And then alligator go by. The best part of it. Because if anyone else hears it, no, he's got the best part. The best part of it. The best part of it was saved his life. Because he looked at me and goes, you saved my life. Now, that story, the game of telephone, Brian became the lifesaver. And I didn't do anything to change that narrative. You just let it ride.

I was saved his life and his parents came up to me and said thank you for saving the money. I'll debt you a few money. They didn't give me any money, Brennan. Oh no, no dowry. And you know, and I'll tell you something else. You were expecting a little gift. No, I'll tell you another story.

I don't remember what that story was. A lot of stories very foggy to me. And when I said that the canoe was bent over a rock I believe that I believe that never happened But I let that stuff go. I believe that the the canoe was bent around the rock So a lot of this stuff is it was a long time ago It was about 40 years ago. It was even more in history, right? Little bit of history works. So you have to ask yourself it did happen. I do did happen on that magnitude.

To that magnitude. That's the question. No more river stories guys. And maybe somebody did die. I can't remember that would be fun. Maybe some. Maybe some more. Maybe somebody we lost somebody we never found. Who the fuck knows that could happen. I know that they were crocodiles. I that's the only thing that I do. That's dangerous. Is that it? That's it. Okay, guys, Denver, I mean, Cheapel Lacey, we're in the same flight. Denver call out tomorrow night, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Denver, Colorado, comedy works downtown Las Vegas,

Nevada is next week, October 7th through the ninth, then Brandt, California, October 15th through the 17th, and then November 11th through the 13th, we have Dallas, Addison, and Prove to get to FATKZ.com. I'm going to be in Chicago, Schomburg, and Prove this weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Get your tickets now. September 30th, October 1 and 2.

Still haven't changed that. I'm not good. Then I got Columbus, Ohio. You know Columbus. Funny bone, October 8th and 9th. That's a Friday Saturday. Then I'm gonna be at McGubby's Jokehouse, Brennan. McGubby's? That's right. Temonium Maryland.

Let me know how it is. I'm so stupid. You got to fly into Washington, DC, and drive about an hour and 50. Can't fly into Baltimore? No. No. Because getting there, well, that takes for fucking ever. Well, dude. Chicago isn't at the best flight. Columbus, Beast. McGubby's Beast. Ohio, Libertown, Beast. Fucking ever dude Chicago's not the best flight Columbus beast

McGoobe's beast oh, hi, oh libertown beast. We got some beast. We got so my my October is a tough one. Yeah daddy stays I'm not and I understand it's a tough one. Yeah, I know Vemper November I'm I got some Florida going on. I got some stuff. See I got Florida coming up for it. It's even further I got a stuff. See I got Florida coming up. It's for it. It's even further. I got Naples. Tampa Florida. I love the first thing. Yeah. And I got rallying up North Carolina. Let's not forget about that. Yeah. I'll do it. I'll get it, Chin. Yeah. I'm sorry. The Pellows and Sides splitters. Tampa. Tampa. Far. October 7th through the night. You going far? Yeah. I'm going far. And then I go far again for Washington DC October 28th through the 30th. How many have lost it? Never.

You know, you know where that one? No, probably good though. Pretty nice. It's fun. To the improvs not open there yet. There's still fairly. Are they really? Yep.

That is a mainstay. The improv in DC is one of the most famous clubs ever. I did it one time. I did it with Frank Heliando. That's what I did with Frank. Great club. Great club. Yeah, they're not open.

They're half capacity still. Still on DC. Still on DC. Oh, in Washington, what a do. Great, great, great. They're not open, they're half capacity still. Still on DC. Oh, in Washington, what a surprise. Yep. Alright, love you guys. Denver, see you this week.