The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 733

Episode Date: October 5, 2021

The guys talk Brendan's emotional return to Denver and a Russian street fighting story Joel Klatt revealed about Brendan, Shapel talking smack about the CU chearleading squad, Bryan's obsession with Netflix's The Squid Game and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You're her favorite now? No, no, no. She said, tell Brian, I said, hi. And she made me say it like that. She said, you gotta say like that. We are we on the cheek my mom did Yes, she did she kiss me on the cheek. We have a thing. Yeah, I know that my mom I started the groom She's like I think you're like black eyes now like what? She said Yeah, she said I said old man. He's harmless

She gets me good on the cheek she and I and there's a story as you said I jeez down I jeez down. Oh, there's a picture I Talked about things and you'd have to call me dad and that was what we were talking that'd be weird. I can't just call Step Brian no step Brian me daddy Step Brian. Step Brian. You call me daddy. Step daddy Brian. You asked me for some pocket change.

It has to be daddy. You're gonna have to give me allowance and shit. Yeah, go get some hard candy. Mom and I have some stuff. You've been gone for about 30 minutes. Daddy needs about 30 to himself. Your mom. What?

Wait, what? I'm crying. Alright, your mom's a good looking woman though. Thanks man. She's so sweet. You met Nubby too? Yeah, on Nubby. So sweet.

Back, sorry, back, was there. How about they sit on, they sit on right on the stage. You know how the time we worked together. Yeah, and the guy you grow running, it goes, I'm so sorry. She goes, because the whole new staff, because you know, cove stuff, they're like, we have new staff. They didn't know, they put your mom and then your best friends in the front row Oh my god, she has and any kind of give her a hand or they hate that and she goes do you mind?

I don't like it. So I just I literally didn't turn left the whole time Look at that wrist rate Yeah, my guy my leg like that because she propped her leg up It's a truly mom mom looks strong and athletic. She's got a friend. Yeah, mom's like 5- she propped her leg up. Is it truly mom looks strong and athletic. She's got a frame. Yeah, mom's like 5, 10, almost 5, 10. That's where you get your, in your dad. But that's it.

You had to be big. Yeah, you met Papa Shob, though. You met him a while. I met him a while. You said some time with him. Yeah, it was some time. Papa Shob's smart guy. I brought Shepel to the CU game.

Yeah. Oh, you did. How was that? It was fun. It was sweet right on the field. Was that in Boulder? In game. Yeah. Oh, you did. Yeah. How was that? It was fun. Was that em' Boulder? It was fun. Was that em' Boulder? em' Boulder.

Wow. Because I was doing a press with Michezzi and Scott Hastings. Oh, you were. Yeah, Michezzi goes, do come to the game. I have fucking shows tonight, dude. He goes, no, it's a noon.

It's that noon against SC. Right. We go shit. So I need a bunch of tweaks. So I brought Chappelle, David Lucas, my other feature, J, my dad, and maybe. Good game. And Kyle. Good game. No, not a good game other feature, Jay, my dad and my- Good game. And Kyle.

Kyle. No, not like you game. No, USC was very good. You were very, very good. Yeah, yeah. They beat the show. What was the guy, you took a picture of another guy, you did a radio thing with it, I did-

That's what he'd be, that's my guy. He's a cool guy. The best. Yeah, good guy. He's like, he's a big- He's like, oh, the car guy. Yeah, I like that guy. He's like Denver or Hall of Famer.

Oh, dude, he's been on air, I think, for almost 30 years, like the voice of Denver. Yeah, man, I like that guy. Yeah, Tim Lewis and Floorwax, like Willie B's like the guy. And like I was telling Chappelle, like Willie B, there's like, no one's gonna call, I'm not, I would never call myself a gear head. Yeah.

I wouldn't even consider Rogan a gear head. To me, a gear head, to me, a gear head is a guy who, if there was a, you know, you replace the pulleys or there's, you know, body work or it rims, dude, he can build a car from frame to, that's the end of the, he knows his shit. He's one of those, he does all the work.

He's a guy's guy. Yeah, he's a guy's guy. Yeah, I would, but would you know forever, forever KBPI like Rogan was on their bur, burgos on their bird, Christchurch goes on there like that's the like that's the place. That's the staple in Colorado. Yeah KBPI. I you know me I, I shook his hand. I kind of kind of a half man hug and I was like, geez, I took him in. I go, that's what he said. Sick kid. Yeah. Kind of a big muscle. Yeah, he's like, Brian likes men's bodies right away. Yes. Yes, he does.

He's got his hands. He's a big strong guy. Yeah, he's a very different man. He's very different. He grew up on it. He grew up on it. He's very different, too. Yeah, dude.

Oh, yeah, and Kentucky. So you know, you gotta remember, you gotta remember, I've known him almost shit. I'm 38 now. Probably damn, almost 20 years. Because remember, I was doing PR when I played for the buffs. He would be the guy I would do interviews with, and then when I was doing local fighting,

ring of fire in Denver, he would be the guy I'd go to. And then when I fought in the UFC, when I fought in Denver at Broomfield, and I was the ultimate fighter, he was the guy I'd go to. And then now I'm doing stand-up every arm there. I do stand, you know, I see him. All those guys, the other's so good. Yep, great. I do stand, you know, I see him. All those guys. The other's so good.

It was crazy being back at, there's crazy being back at see you, man. You make fun of me. And you didn't know this. We were in a suite. And in my head, I was like, go restriing the see you game, my dad's going, it's not a big deal.

You know, you're like, you and I are the same. We don't smell the roses ever. We just, I can keep it moving. Social pass. We're narcissists. Keep it going. Like, what was tomorrow? Like the yesterday, right? 10 years ago, hit the fuck out of it. I forget I forget. I forget. I just forget. So we're driving my dad

Chappelle J David Kyle. We're all driving the CU game and I know exactly where to park, right? Fuck went to school there and look, so we get out and I'm gonna think about it. And then we walk into the indoor Gymnasium that you have to get there to get to our seats and that indoor gymnasium. I haven't been to since I was a senior there, but the reason and it's like it's old school It's not updated, but it has a rubber Floring and that's where we should do our 5 a.m. Winter condition called dirty dozens where they would try and break all the guys on the team And I get in that I smell exactly I smell that five in that morning and I was like oh my

God Oh my God and I look down and you know people are walking their seat so they're stepping on it But there's a line and I remember that line because the dirty dozens It's a it's 12 different stations conditioning stations and compete against different team. So you do all 12 stations at 5 a.m. but if you knocked over a cone knocked over ladder fall star started late team last place there was a coach like intern who go around and just make marks on a sheet. and go around and just make marks on a sheet. And you come over and you went, no way he's doing to make marks, make marks. And when I first did it, when I was a sophomore,

I was a Richard sophomore there, I'm like, why the fuck's the guy going around making marks? Well, those marks are for any mistake anybody made. That's how many sprints the entire team had to do at the end. Ugh. This is a real story, Brian. Is this a real story? I love this shit.

I know that's why I'm bringing it up for you. I covered a little bit, I'm below the belt, but I know you love the chat. I know that's why I'm bringing up for you. I covered a little bit. I'm below the belt by, I know you love it. So I'm going to reach out. So, and Matt Macchezzi and Lawrence Ficker can, and Joel Clark and Cole sign this. One day, you were just having a, it's, it's a winner, can we use, nobody's doing very good.

It's 5am. Cole, Cole Bren was on the team. He drove me there, who passed away, wrestling piece. But then went to play for Hawaii and finished fourth and heizman. Anyway, so I guess making marks. So the condition drills, you're exhausted. Gary Brown goes, all right, everybody line up, time run sprints, time to pair our dues for the mistakes we made. And we're like, you know, you should be like 12 or 15, which is tough. That's a lot of stuff. Which is tough, which is tough.

And those are 40 yard sprints? Around, well, about 50. And now about 50 yard sprints. They're back, they're back, they're back. A long way. Yeah. So, one of the, when I was a senior and one time we did 40 sprints. Now, let me tell you some about 40 sprints after all that. And it's that six or in the morning.

Here's what's crazy. So, most people can do 20, but you have to do a certain amount of time. Or it doesn't count. So, you actually did 60 sprints. So, a certain amount of time, or it doesn't count. So you actually do six expense. So when we're on third, I will never forget this, when we're on 35, everyone's so exhausted. Some guys are just, they physically can't get up and run. They're like on their back hyperventilating. There's, you know, the people there to help them out if they were going to die or whatever

like resets they'd them. But if you didn't make it on the line, you're kicked off the team. If you're like on the team, if you're like a starter or like a. But if you didn't make it on the line, you were kicked off the team. If you were like on the team, if you're like a starter or like a captain, if you didn't, if your hand was on the line, when you were supposed to up, they blow the whistle, you were kicked off the team. So we wanted it so bad.

I remember putting my hand on the crawling to the line. It's my legs, the leg gassed, was so bad. I remember putting my hand down on the line just to make, I mean, with a fucking inch of the whistle. Had my hand in the line, I was so overworked. I was throwing up, but I have anything in my stomach, so it was like that bile-thread. I should remember, I was so sweaty, all sweaty.

I should remember by hand covered in vomit. And the guy next to me was doing the same thing throwing up and he still made the 40 yard sprint. We still made it, everyone made it. You come out of that different. Yeah. That's the point of all this. Like I, and so again, you didn't realize this.

You didn't realize this, I made sure David didn't see this. I didn't think it would affect me. So that hit me and then I'm going through my head all those dirty dozens, that made me emotional, co-branding the past away, driving me there, and I'm scripting the ice off his car, I'm going through all this shit that I've been through.

Then you guys got to realize, I wasn't a scholarship player at first. I was a walk-on. So you're looked at like a piece of shit until you earn your spot. If every see a walk-on on the team, know that kid is there for the love of the game, because the shit that I had to go through is different than what those other scholarship players had to go to earn that scholarship. So I outworked everybody.

So that's triggering me, right? But not in a bad way. I was like, oh my god, I did work in here too. I can maybe see almost. I don't mean to compare to. I don't mean to compare to. You can though. Combat.

Well, I think D1 sports, like D1 wrestling and it sounds like D1. But that's my thing. I don't think so anymore I think now the rules they make it so they can't do it to the kids anymore The stuff needs to make us do and then we got the stadium and I was like I haven't been there since I last played a football game Just in the brass can we lost my senior year. I haven't been back to the stadium So we sit down and you didn't notice you were behind me

I was sitting here so they can see I'm my shades on and I'm sitting there and then I think see you scored a touchdown or something everyone stand goes while I'm looking at the stands and some just triggered something and God damn I started crying. I bet I started crying because Well, I was looking at the state in which was filled with students and staff stuff like that But the one of the fondest memories I have is during that winter conditioning that winter condition So you can have a hundred guys on team like hundred hundred two But it during spring and winter they bring on more guys to try and fill the gaps

You know see if there's competition. So there's about 140 so they have to weed out a hundred forty guys that winter Conditioning is to weed out those guys to break them mentally so I remember this Star football player Bobby purify. He did something He had a grown his room when he wasn't supposed to on the road or he did something nothing crazy We did something so we had done with those sprints rust throwing up and Gary Barnett goes running back So I was at H back fullback the only white guy Barnett goes running back. So I was at H-back, fullback, the only white guy.

He goes running back, seeming the weight room after this. And he know it's trouble. And we're all like, oh my god. And we're trying to figure out. And he goes, go put on your winter gear. And I look outside and it's bolder. So it's dumping snow, like a foot of snow. The stains coming snow, it's all white.

And he goes, we go on the way to him. And he explained what Bobby did. I can't remember what it was. And he he goes we go on the where and he explained what Bobby did I can't remember it was and he goes where a team so one one guy does something you all pay for it and you're gonna learn today and he was I want everybody to grab a 45 pound plate and we're all oh my god 45 pounds fuck you so we're like okay and he goes you see those bleachers out there and he goes you guys are gonna run with the plate over your head if If any of you drop that plate, you're off the team. Now, you gotta remember, there was only about seven or eight of us.

It's almost life and death. Because you're whole, you want it so bad. Then like, yeah, you're wrapped up. Yeah, like if I would have kicked off the team, I'd have nothing. You could have, well, I can just be a student. It could have also fucked up your whole life. People don't realize that when somebody says,

I needed them. You needed so bad that you want it so badly that, where would you go from there? Your whole, everything has come up to this point. That's your identity. So I remember us running in the snow, we were one slipping and not a single person dropped that 45 pound plate.

And he put coaches that every, everything you can watch us do it. I just start crying. I start getting a tip, like not like, just not like Tim Kennedy cry, where it's sobbing, it's not like that. But just like a tear came out, my dad sees it. My dad goes, I think he knew,

but he was also like trying to, he was like, yeah, it's hot out here sweating, huh? I'm like, yeah, that's sweating. You know, dude, the one thing I'll say to anybody who's young is listening is that when you do go through those things, which is really, what were you really talking about, in my opinion,

as I think about these things, because people like to talk about discipline and grind, what was driving you was a true love of something. And also, you wanted something so fucking badly badly and I don't think anybody can understand What it's like to want something so badly that that's my whole life has only been driven by the fact that I want things so badly I've wanted to be I wanted to be an actor so badly I failed in a lot of ways. I also succeeded. Yeah, I don't think people realize how badly I still want things and think people realize how badly I still want things and how badly and how so many things get taken away for a thousand reasons.

How you just miss you and I always talked about just missing and how we just keep kicking the sand back down the road. It's the only thing I know how to do. No matter what you do to me, it's not about being tough. It's not. It's not just how you operate. I've always been a kid and I know you to that that when you and it's important to isolate What you really want? Yeah, it's also really hard to go for it. It's really fucking scary and and and I think that's

The kind of the lesson is is and if you can't cry over that man The only thing I can relate to on that the only thing I can relate to on that, the only thing I can relate to physically on that. If you bring up high school rest on my punch. Well, I was at the cables camp. No, I know. But but but this is what's interesting about it. They said to us when we started in Iowa, they go, a 30 you will drop out, which which happened. And then they had to close the camp down the next year because it was because you couldn't get away with that anymore. People were suing because it was just too much, you know, for free. Well, that's when I saw my machazzani at Lawrence Vickers with there.

I've talked to you about Lawrence Vickers. He was just the most inspirational guy ever. And I said, do they still do like dirty, done stuff? Like, no, that's what I mean. And I was like, that's why you know, that was my critique to the sea team. Like, they're not tough to like, we might not be able to beat Alabama or Georgia, or whatever. But man, whoever it was, my amy,

we played fucking, you know, Texanam, Texas, SC, whoever it was, dude, we, you knew you played us because we fucking stuck it to you. It's far, we wouldn't have ever quit. Do you know what happened to me though in the difference between you and me? Like after that, I did that fucking wrestling camp. I remember, I remember I went,

if this is what D1 wrestling is, I don't want it. I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna wake up at 5'30 in the morning and sprint for an hour. I was so, I was limping the whole time. I wanted to, like for me, sometimes you just, you stopped doing it after that. I just didn't like it.

But this is where I was, and I had options. I was wrestling, you know, it's not like football. He wanted to be a pro. He wanted his life to be a pro. There's a lot, there's a lot to it. Maybe if my life was happening. Yeah, but this was done chin about, I'm below the belt, but it's also like when those kids would quit, like, I literally, my body or heart would have stopped working

for me not to make the team like that. And there's 80 of us like that. There's 80 of us like that, who was there for one goal. And those other guys that would quit, that would give us motivation to keep going. So when I die next to me, I'd be like, oh, I can't fall on, like, oh, fuck, yes. It's a great time.

It's like a victory for you. Yeah, I still love it. Yeah, man, I love that story. Yeah, it's cool. I think you need that kind of stuff. Well, if you, well, but it shouldn't go through. But that bat, I don't mean to care, you know,

but that bathe and like that mental fortitude and like toughness Like yeah, not like we were fortunate where I think 13 of our senior class one the NFL was on her Of unless you're Alabama. Yeah, but nobody's playing now. Everyone's retired But I think from going through that like every all those the main guys like my main core group everybody's successful Everybody's doing shit. They're just monsters. It's not a surprise. There's just no quit.

It's not a surprise. It's really interesting, man. It's a gift when you admit to yourself what you really want. It's really hard to admit to it. I get how bad do you fucking want it? Well, Joel Klaat was our quarterback and he was like our captain. He's older than us, but you know, he is

the voice like there's There I don't know if Joe Buck doesn't mean where but there's the guy went to a house state curb streak Who's probably the most famous? There's curb streak, but after curb streak. It's Joe clat He's the voice of college football. He does throw a house, take games. He does big time ball games, but he's the guy on Fox and he was like our leader. I do. I think when you go through what you described as long as you did, it changes you fundamentally. You can never go back from that. That is the inherent value of that guy. It's hard to break a person like that. It's just life using 30 curve balls and stuff,

but I think once you power through that, it's like- Was that harder than training in UFC and fighting? Yeah, not as different. It's different, it's different. It's different. You'll see what's tough, but I don't know, it's just different. I always wondered why I was, I will say, I always wondered why you weren't as nervous as a lot of people going on stage and some of the people.

Because that's really scary, you know. Yeah, but the difference through so much. It might be that, but they also would stand up like, I'm in Vegas this Thursday Friday, but with stand up, it's like, I can do the work and prepare for it and take out the variables. Like, yeah, you might get a crowd who's tired on Saturday night or loud. But for the most part, like the failing as a comic is due to you not putting the work in. So I, and obviously you were like, dude, you're just going to take a while before your headline. I'm like, no, I get that. That didn't scare me.

But I know that you want to talk about work. I must get work. So if I can put together an hour set and figure this thing out, like, and I can control the variable, wherein you see, dude, I can't control the variable. I'm fighting, fucking Travis, a killer dude. And I might be really good, but I can't control,

I can't control anything he does. On stage, you're like a lion tamer dude. I can control it. I can control it. Yeah, you're, and also I'll take up to you. And I'll take my Ls at the comedy store, fall in you or Joey Dizz, so I'll be like, all right, I'm figuring it out, man. Yes.

But then enough time goes by, it's like, right, I'm a lying tamer. You don't think I've seen, like now I've been doing over six years, you don't think I've seen these type of lines before? You guys don't scare me. I don't have this going to go. I don't exactly how this is going to go. Exactly. Yeah, it's going to go good I don't exactly how this is going to go.

Exactly. Yeah, it's going to go good. And then if one line gets that control and wants to roast or something, I've been doing long enough now where I can handle that. One of the crowds really tired. I think the other thing that you went through and you always go through when you really

try for something that you want is the devastation of not getting it, dude. Yeah. Not being in the zone of that. Not feeling in the pros. That in itself is its own battle Like what are you supposed to do? You go and play like you know like so much of that shit man so much of that shit is I guess you know There's somebody I know is really successful said after all all my shit this year

He said hey, welcome to the disaster club and he goes he's 75 and he goes I know this Nuts, but you will look back on this if you navigate it properly and be thankful I was like, I don't know about that. Yeah You sure don't want to feel that way, but at least at least no matter what you go through But I think most people that went through what you went through it probably just be like all right close-up shop That was never we didn't even we never even talked about No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's the only thing you can do. I mean, like my, my father said, he said, just keep kicking the sandbag down the road. It's a good metaphor because that sandbag doesn't move much. But it's not, but you make a movement. Keep kicking it. You get stronger, get better at kicking.

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like I'm a world champion cheerleader. Yeah. Oh, okay. It's just a different level. But I feel like they weren't doing the stuff you guys used to do. No. They weren't tossing anybody in the air.

They weren't fucking, I mean they were, but just on a very basic level. People got, people have gotten so fucked up doing that. Now, it's not just like, yeah, I mean, they're just doing what, within their range. Because like, the only time we're limited, like, it's cheerleaders, like, when we do, like, when I was a Louisville, we couldn't do a lot of stuff

on the basketball court, but on the turf and stuff, we could do whatever. So you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you're like, that's your weak, that's your weak, you're like, you basic bitches I just say that You like what's wrong with my eyes fired up of these basic cheerleys Not up in here One girl was 18 is all you ain't shit I was like oh my god different should palva football game

I was feeling mine the style to yeah, break people's out there. I was like man It ain't shit. Yeah, let's see. He's doing I can't look at that clouds. I got that cows. I ate it It's good to have in the style and it's not a weird feeling man. Yeah, it's down. It's it's it's own beautiful feeling Bro, how about I won't say name. How about that dinner? We went to with homeboy. Oh, man you Prime would have said something. He's as nice. He would have said something No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Really. Yeah, so I can say his name. So Leaster The best if you ever get a fight call like a

Leaster I talked to damn air every week like we stay all every week all, all the time, all the time, all the fun time. But he goes, I wanna never go on this schedule. So he's like, hey, this guy that I know is a big fan, he wants to take you to dinner. And we're like, okay, cool. So it's Klopp, Austin, you know, Jay, Chappelle, and me. And then Leaster, two of his wrestling buddies. One was like, all American, Oklahoma State,

and the other, I forget, maybe Oklahoma. Monsters, monsters. Yeah, he was, all American as a freshman. First time we ever seen Klopp. No, second time, but every time I see him, I'm like, you ever seen him with a shirt off? No. You know the Incredibles, you know that TV show?

Yeah, yeah. The Incredibles at Cartoon? It's exactly what it's about. Oh, he's shredded up. Oh, no, no, dude. No. Six, five. And. Oh, no, no dude. No six five I have the worst night in the world eat stomach. I'm talking about a bag. I'm talking about a six pack The craziest physicality there. There you go

That's what he looks like and he's he just lifts some weights not a lot. He doesn't really lift anymore No, look at all the beach like that He's like his legs and ass He's built like Superman, but it's zoom in on him for a second Yeah, that's him eating hamburgers and shit. There was nothing he'd like that right now But look at his legs his legs and ass are the whole different thing. He's a beast So he's so he's at the dinner Austin the dinner J and different thing. He's a beast. So he's at the dinner, Austin the dinner, Jay, and I'm

sitting for an Alistair, she pells right next to me, and then the rest was next to the shepelle and the other rest was over there. And then Alistair's friends over there. And he's or in Martinez. He's loud. He's loud. And he's wearing like, you know, he's older guy, but he's very, very wealthy, very, very wealthy. So, you know, he's an ego. So he's one in life. Yeah, he's my, yeah, big time. And whatever neighborhood he's in. And so he comes and he's sitting down, he has like a Robert Graham slash fucking, it was like a button up color shirt.

Yeah. His black was skulls over it and had the matching skull hat and like, well, definitely don't wear that. But so he's loud, but he's loud. And he's ordering martinis. I'm like, okay, but he's getting louder. Because he's ordering a lot of those martinis. And he's with a big bunch of big strong guys. Yeah, he's safe.

Sorry, you got a big wall. So this waitress is there. You know, waitress, one of the nicest steakhouse, Grace and something in Denver, great steakhouse. Garden Grace, garden Grace. Garden Grace, great fucking restaurant. So the waitress there, you know, it's a cocktail waitress, you know, sometimes they have

their titties up, you know, they get, so she has her tits up in a push up wrong big size tits. Nice looking lady, you know, he's a nice restaurant. She's dressed classy. There's nothing, it's not hooters. She's your waitress. She's bringing drinks. Gotcha.

So he needs another drink. He goes, Mill of the restaurant stands up yells, muffin top, muffin top. And I'm like this. What's he have Tourette? I mean, dude, are you in the 50s? That's like, you get a time machine, dude. It was like going to, Daniel was Clint Eastwood in 1960. Yeah. Then he goes, come here, sister. He was coming to sister,

or as a drink, and he goes, goes muffin top and I thought he's time There's a heavier set waitress. I thought muffin top the meme means I went spill him over the drink, but he was reference her Biscuit. Yes, he was so she she I guess find it kind of cute like hmm bringing a drink. She's walking away slaps her ass No And I I go I go what, what the fuck? Yeah. So I text Leastur because he can hear me. I go, dude, this guy's the liability. Here's the problem.

Is if he can, if he gets worse, can he do this? The news isn't gonna be, you gotta get him. Oh, Leastur bowing this random guy who rich with a terrible shirt on, Slap and Girls Assets. He's gonna be Brendan Shobbs group of friends. That's right.

I was like, this is the liability. I can't be part of it, dude. So the food comes, you've never seen him I can't be part of it, dude. So, the food comes. You've never seen a human being eat an eight ounce flame faster in his life. I learned two bites. I gotta get the fuck out of here.

So I lie, make up a story that I have. It was like three hours for the show. I'm like, hey, next name is for a sound test. So I mean, Chappelle and Jerry, we ain't get going. And so, he's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And he's like, in this set, you know, that's a comic, you know this stuff. Because he's drunk and he was, hey man, I want to be a stand-up comic when I was younger.

I'm like, well, you give me hope. He goes, you give me hope. And I go, well, thank you. I find that, all right. Take me in something, but yeah, I think you're right. Yeah, so then he goes, yeah, I'm out of do-stagger. Well, there's open mics and Denver, man, you get your last, whatever you want to do. And he goes, yeah, man, and in my yeah, I'm out of juice now. I go well there's open mics and Denver man get your

Want to do and he goes yeah, man and in my head. I'm like oh, he's gonna be he's gonna be annoying doing the show because I come to show up So I text shapel David and they write and a club in jago this guy I'm telling you this guy's gonna be a problem. We got to keep our on them and I text Lisa I'm a he-leaster. I know this guy, you know I've seen this type of person I before I promise you He's gonna be loud at the show. It's gonna be an issue. Lisa goes, no, he's good man. Well, I go I'm telling you now, dude The guy who goes there's a host then there's two features than me the guy who goes on second His name is David Lucas and he's a professional roaster. I went it's really doesn't he compete the roast battles Yeah, he's a professional roaster. He's gonna go home. It's literally, he can beat the roast battles. Yeah.

He's a professional. He'll go on IG live and just roast people. And like destroy them. And just like, so whenever, whatever city we're in, we, during his that, not my nature, but else during his that, we hope somebody he heckles them. We'll come out the green room

because he's made people cry. He shut the show down. And he says, he says the tone like, no one else talks after he destroys them. Because you want to keep talking, like, two more come and they can shut the show down. He says the tone like no one else talks after he destroys it. Because you want to keep talking, I get two more coming, they can do the same thing, so they pipe down. He lights people up. So show starts, I know where they're sitting,

there's five empty chairs, I'm like, man, whatever that, middle of David's set, they're going to sit down, and here it is, there's a miscommunication. I didn't know a miscommunication, I thought he was trying to heckle David, and I warned Leaster, so that're going to sit down and here it is. There's a miscommunication. I didn't know a miscommunication. I thought he was trying to heckle David and I warned Leaster so that guy goes sit next to Leaster and Leaster goes, no dude you're fat ass.

Go to over put whatever Jerry here, he's skinnier. And he responds loud and goes, I'm not a fat ass. Well David's on stage and just hears fat ass and David is a big boy. So Dave goes, what the fuck do you just call me? And we're all just like this. Oh, no. He was, what the fuck just call me? And he's like, no, Fattas, but he all he hears is Fattas.

And he was, I'm a Fattas. Dude, that's what I was talking about. Yeah. He goes, who the fuck let you out of the house dressed like that, my man? He into those black skulls over it. He goes, you look like the shower curtain from Beetlejuice. He goes, hey, he goes, I bet if he goes,

he goes, I bet if you say Beetlejuice three times a gay dude jumps on your back. Oh yeah. And then just kept, it just like lightening. The shirt's on button he is American flagship. Is that American flagship? He goes, I know, sure as fuck,

you got a fake vaccination card up in the speech. And dude, 10 minutes just, it's just red. Lying this through the- His face is just red. Yeah, I know, sure as fuck, you got to fake back the nation card up in the pitch. And dude, 10 minutes just, pfft, it's face is just red. Yeah, I did, just red. Just fresh. I text Lisa, because I didn't know it was a miscommunication. I'm telling you dude,

if he talks during Chappelle's set, they're gonna kick him out. Security went to him. And he was like, oh, it was a miscommunication, but I didn't hear it in that. So I text Lisa, I'm like, I'm telling you dude. If he keeps talking, they're gonna kick him the fuck out. I didn't know it was a miscommunication

Because I Have my whole body tight like I feel tight But like he's just he's just one of those wealthy dudes. There's just like I think you know I think you do that on time. I think you do that. I agree with you. But in Denver, I was like, whoa. Yeah.

I was like, dude, are you from the 1950s? Yeah. A man in town. A man of a certain age who's made a lot of money, hasn't anybody tell him to shut the fuck up? There's an ego. There's an ego. You know, Kabee was talking about that with a certain fighter,

who's very famous, and we all know that. Conner? Yeah. And he said, the guy got so famous that the problem is that sometimes, I don't know if this is the case with Connor, but this was something he said that you could apply to other things. He said, you get really famous and people stop telling you.

Yeah. You may start telling money where. You need people who keep you on. Yeah, right. He slapped the table, say, come here, sister. No, no, no, it's like, no, let's just straight up. I'll come here, and then slap, slap, slap. When he slapped, I was like, I need to go now.

Yeah, that's like I can be part of it Yeah, we got out real quick Damn, we should probably go like more master tales like nah, man Oh, yeah, that's a prop The master tales were good, but what the fuck is going on? Oh, it was it was it was so uncomfortable I do stuff like that one time this girl starts off in Texas girl starts talking to me. She's giving me the business I'm just stand there in a bar after it's Dallas. You know that tooling Panna's bar. Yeah I do stuff like that one time. This girl starts off in Texas. Girl starts talking to me. She's giving me the business. I'm just standing there in a bar.

After it's Dallas, you know that dueling piano's bar? Yeah, great place. Hang it out there. I'm just gonna throw it. I'm just gonna throw it. I gotta be here. I come off and she comes up and she's just like, you were that guy you were at,

Madison Improv like that when they exit. There's a bar. Oh, the next door. It's a dueling piano bar. And I'm just sitting there and I'm listening to this girl telling me that I am essentially that I walk on water, and I'm just like, thank you very much. It's great to see you.

It's so nice to hear. And she's kinda like, at one point she brushes me, she with her hand, she just goes like this, like you're so cute, or something like that. Roomp, like that. Was she attractive enough? Sure, of course, you know, I don't know, probably have my age,

who the fuck knows, anyway, on stand there. And guy comes up, sturdy looking kid, sturdy kid, comes right up, clearly her boyfriend, takes her drink out of her hand, just takes her drink. Well, I think it was a fucking, like one of those fancy, just takes that and just goes, could just just go, just spikes it Spikes enough the enough like that. She just like he just grabs it toss you take a hand or face

I know the next thing he's gonna do is turn to me or something's gonna happen. Yeah, I Disappeared the way I disappeared I just Got a ninja you're like Chris angel. I just turn away. You're a Chris angel. I was calm. You went this my time That's something with that kind of thing smack would have been like with I'm gone I was I gotta go oh my diary my face got hot of like Why would you slap away? Run away run in the other it was uncooked. We're there may be five more minutes yeah it be it's almost like a free shooter guys shooting bullets I'll say I'll just run out the room look get the fuck out of here just did they did that's a really important lesson in life to know

when to run the fuck away yeah yeah like who the a jacobalic bass guy the planets in the run I use my feet if you fuck with me if you're you fight me, you're getting my face, I'm running away. If you're messing with this, I'm running away. You call me a big shit, I'm running away. He goes, I run away, I use my feet. The best weapon in the world. The only time that changes is when I get grabbed. Chocolate's the thing.

The only time all of that, there's a black belt, not that, all that, the only time. I'm a Dean Lister. Is the only time that all changes? Is if you grabbed me. I'm like, who the fuck's grabbing? That's very good. It's a very good point. Is the only time that all changes? Is if you grabbed me. Oh, no. Who the fuck's grabbing?

Yeah, well, it's a very good one. It's a very good point. Who the fuck's gonna grab that guy? People that don't know that he's chocolate well, like, he's not. But just look at the shit that he still has the military standard cut. His fucking cauliflower.

I was with Mark Turner, who's Damien Mayas one of Damien Mayas number one students. You know, buddy, try to grab him. Who the fuck is, dude, that guy pisses. You fuck trying to grab me. No fuck. Yeah, dude. That guy pisses the American flag out of his day. He could be any thicker. Two. No one's grabbing him. You tell me you wouldn't vote for him for president.

I mean, why do we not have a badass like that as a leader? He probably doesn't want to do it. Look at that picture to the right. Top in a black t-shirt. That one. Yeah, he's really not a lot of sense of humor. He's just that way. Who is it?

He says Roger. Well, imagine if he was... Go down there, go down there. And if you want to see what a naked ape looks like, go down right there. Look at him right here. High level. High level.

That's Jeff Monson. That's Jeff Monson doing this to grapple. Don't ever confuse him over Jeff Monson.'s that's Jeff Monson do mr. Grappin don't ever confuse over Jeff Monson that's a that's a shotgun and Jeff where no no that's Dean Lister on the left there guys that's a no that's all that is holy fuck that's the same but Dean they look a lot like they look at the oh but Jeff so so they could they were fighting for freedom there so But Jeff so so they could they were fighting for freedom there so Jeff months and as an anarchist

Yeah, have you ever seen the picture of him and anarchy? Yes, I have you know, it's you know There's swap guys in front of them and he has a shirt off on the back says like anarchy. It's the So big ass anarchist right there. He's come get you some His nickname was the snowman. We got a capitalism and then it's gun to the head I wonder what his opinions are going on right now. How's he not have a rant on Look at his head your boy Leasters of Brawler Leasters of tough dude. Yeah tough dude. Now that is a very very tough dude. Yeah, that's a different You see oh you find a UFC. That's right high level wrestler. Thank you one of the fuckers I love a grappler grappler. Yeah, no black belts of all black belts

Dude his tweets about COVID in fact they should have to be insane. Yeah, well, he's Gosh, I just cuz he can crush. He doesn't mean he's on point Oh, no, he's a smart guy. Yeah, this is yeah, very smart gap very very I haven't I haven't done it very well read about as rough looking as a man can get I don't know. I haven't I haven't done it. Yeah, very well read about as rough looking as a man can get He's about his scary is The way that face is there is fighting fucking ML Yanke. Now I'll tell you right you had to fight feet or now tell you right now That guy reads the capital you got problems. You got problems. He reads oh, yeah He's got an anarchy tape right there. I can face twist it off. That is insane. Go up to that one where he's facing up

There's that energy And it says no master on his fucking ass. Gosh He's a bad ass. Do the magic jock goes your dad That's not a lot of there's not a lot of feminine energy with months and look at the forms Oh, he's probably he was the alien economy. He's probably a kid. How long do you see a while? But his rapping. He's one of the greatest rappers of all time. Oh shit. And maybe fighter granted Russian citizenship.

Of course. He looks like he's a Russian. He looks as gangster as a cat. Look at that shit. Shit. What a fucking great tattoo. God damn. He's a communist.

What is he? He has a power puff girl on him. Oh yeah. He's a communist I think. Is he? Correct. That? He has a power puff girl on him. Oh, yeah. He's a communist, I think is you correct But he's a different okay records correct. He's a different kind of communist though Like I can get behind his Solid areas And this solidarity what is funny is that he's incredibly individualistic and in a communist society

He wouldn't be a lot pretty nice guy though I've had very few interactions, but very nice. Yeah, he's not like aggressive or very, very nice. Kind of just, okay. You do not want to be on the wrong side, okay? No, I'm good. Yeah, no, no, I'm fine. Wow.

He's in Russia now, I guess. He's thriving out there. I can't hear you. That's right, he's so happy. Left America right now. Yeah. All the vaccine mandates, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, and there's a lot more freedom, let's be honest. 2002 and 2016. It's different if you're gay. I like the local council in Russia. Small city outside Moscow.

He loves putting less fighters. He's 47. So he's much younger than I am. I feel like we look the same. Hey, scrolled down, Chen. What's this 20 or 18? Scroll down though, but yeah, that's what he's the same. Hey, scrolled down, Chen. What's this 20 or 18? Scroll down though. Yeah, that's what he's doing.

It says, keep scrolling down. I was invited by the United Russia party to run by I'm independent. Unfortunately, I learned there are no comments in Communist Party in Russia. Yeah. I've big plans for work with children, preparing various projects and including projects, folks on promoting healthy lifestyles.

Evening I do and not gonna it, because I love Russia. Wow. Man, damn. Everything. He's right. There are no real communists in the Russian Communist Party. They all are wealthy, oligarchs, etc. And you got there and you're like, what the fuck? You were like, you were finding ways to get that, to find ways you were communist in Russia

then you were in the United States because while they lived through communism, you know, that we're not gonna have. Remember communism, if everybody has to be equal you have to have someone enforcing that equality which would mean, sir, I know you're gonna make money in business but you have too much money and you have to be worth the same as everyone else.

Which means we're going to have to now confiscate your property and allocate it to other people. What always happens, of course, is that people who are, you know, good at getting power and good at influence, they get into those positions and they keep it. Yeah. They're all richest shit. Right. But there's always what happens.

You hear Putin's mistress who he had a kid with and he's been with her for like 40 years. For her up, please. Oh, they found out she's worth something like a hundred million bucks. That's crazy talk, Brandon. Come on. Let's take a little break from the three of us yapping your ear off, because man,

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dot com slash fighter. Yeah, there she is. He's the ultimate. Yeah, I begrudgingly. He's like a guy. I like it. I like it. I don't know if I want to miss my president, but it's like I'm now side looking in. She must be a badass though to be at least 46. Who is that? Yeah, she's been his sidepiece forever. But it's like nobody talks about it. You can't talk about it out there. But it's like nobody talks about it. You can't talk about it out there. Yeah, where's yet hold up He's about us He's about us Yeah, they had a kiddo Had a kid, but it nope like it's just not talked about out there You see in the papers or nothing does he live the greatest life of all time though?

And I don't know or is it just tremendous responsibility and always worth? Yeah, I don't know. It seems like a hell, he's the killer, journalist and shit. What's that? He's the killer, journalist and shit. If you're at a bad review, you know, there's a whole apparatus, a security apparatus that'll probably do that before you even.

Well, you don't submit it. I mean, is that his wife? Jim Ness and Twitter married her at all. And there's this. That's his wife. Jim Nuson putting marriage at all. And there's this. That's his wife. Look, everybody gets something out of something there. I mean, you know, it is what it is.

Yeah, I say she's worth 100 million now. That's New York Post, by the way, I have no clue. Yeah. I know. I mean, I don't know. We don't know. I mean, apparently somebody looked into it. He's a very special.

She's got a 4 million patty monoco. Yeah, he's a very special guy. He's a guy who clearly has stayed at the top of the most cutthroat system and group of time. I think he's been president for over 20 years, 25 years. I mean, how long? Well, since Boris Yeltson Yeah, you don't really want to run against him

People have tried but they're still in jail sir or they're just wait what or they're gone. Yeah, you know Yeah, there it is. Burst Yeltson 99 so what's this here? 99 no long eight years right now than here since 1999 Yeah, 2008. No, long ago years right now than here since 1999 since 1999 his lifetime president So yeah, it's a long time. Oh this guy came in It's 21 22 years now. What what did you say Chen this guy came in the middle Dimitri he was also the head of the KGB They're friendly now the KGB. Yeah, they they you know explain that to me Of Russia, but they're not as friendly as ours. Not run by the civilian government, they tend to have it.

It's not like Hoover here. There are military organizations. Yeah, they run a tight ship. Charlie used to committee for the state security. It was the main security agent for the Soviet Union. They're the ones that run around the US for cities such as, yeah. In their, their, their, their tough bunch. Intense.

There it is. Wow, he looks like a friendly fellow. Smart guy. Black dongeo. Can you be spy school? Own their deadly skills during the war Jesus Christ. Do you do any sombo? No, like walks around that. No, she's too like luck, but sombo it's it is it not as Like judo and sombo. It's very like the real real high-level guys like I see failure could use it in some instances but in general he really wasn't using it.

His arm bar was good because of Sambo. But like I want against Ishi who is Olympic gold medalist for Japan. In Judo. In Judo. Heavyweight. Heavyweight. How did Fato or Fato go? He get because it's pretty easy to negate their stuff because they need under hooks and

they have to, they try and get you off balance. So if you just if you can neutralize their hips, he can't do too much. It doesn't really translate the time. He just keeps his hips at a distance. Yeah, it doesn't trick. He's great guy. Yeah, I bet. Such a good guy. Yeah. He's my main train partner. If he sighs that, I know, 240, but he's short. He's like 5'10". And this is not in any way that's... What, from meeting a lot of protein?

He had a clean diet, I don't know. He's the only... He's the only one. He's the only one. He's the only one. He's the only one. He's the only one. He's the only one.

He's the nicest fucking guy. Yeah. Barely spoke English. Had a white girlfriend with red head from Newport Very I'm a howdy guys he's are pretty no you don't know his personality bitch You saw that gold medal and jumped on his dick you have no idea what why was he took no idea what he believes it? Why was he training with what do you mean in other words was he getting in the MMA or was he just Each year MMA dude okay a long great fuck Fedor he fought so he knew he knows he knew fucking He fought Ram Pade fucking look at that fuck Krokop. Yeah, dude. He's he's he's

He's five and you and you and you are and you fucking he was used to be main Train Partners with the Krokop Yeah See if you've probably had 45th Look at his record, Jim. Strong fellow. Super strong. Yeah, and he would need a key to throw you a lot of times, right? Yeah, Judo definitely needs a key. So yeah, he had 36 fights. He's still doing it, man. Jesus Christ. But go down chin. So he fought in Ryzen. Jesus Christ fought Heath Haring beat him beat lost the Molele wall decision lost the Quinn Rampage split decision. The biggest leg that I'm a person is he

tearing. No, no, you saw a homeboy barkly for the giant through him. That's the biggest lake diversity. Sequan. Sequan. The biggest lake is I've ever seen in my entire human history.

Well, I said to you, I go, look at that guy's life. I don't know how he gets genius. And you were like, you were like, Oh, you don't know that that is. Sequan, Sequan, Barclay. Now, he's in born group C on

Southwest, so that bummed me out, whatever. Yeah. Yeah, Sequan's got some, you have some trunks on him. Any short of his legs. Any of his some, he's not like real tall, so it's even more like, it's like a horse's legs, dude.

Look at him. Car, car, car, car, car, car, super stud. He towards ACL last year and he's like slowly he's fucking good at basketball. He's got a good game this day, but yeah. Can't go back, you don't see running back so it's just some moan calves. He's just assuming that he might be half some moan.

No, he's not, no, he's not. Look at those. Black, black, black. He's it black I ain't got that They look at look at that Those are real legs. That's a fucking catering commercial some handsome kid. Yeah, that's a dunking donut super stud at Penn State too. Yeah Yeah, look at look at look at girls look at. Yeah, I don't know how he has jeans I don't know how he fits in the fucking jeans

That's a sturdy fellow man Just run do you watch the games fucking that I was flying but I saw Brady do his thing against oh Patriots Matt Jones put up a hell of a play the hell of a game against 19th-rate completions He showed up man. I know, it was for the rookies. He's definitely the best. That must have been a mind-fucked to him, though, honest way, to play against Tom Brady against his former team.

Like, that was Tom Brady's team, and he still played very well against him. He held his own. Dallas, Dallas. Out of all the rookies, out of all the rookies, back to, you know, to be fair, he's probably the best. Yeah, I agree.

Well, it's not a great's not like warrants isn't great Homeboy fields for Chicago's not great Great Brady might win another shoe. Oh, yeah, temp is fucking good. They're loaded to it's unbelievable Yeah, I thought the damn you around the wrong house. Yeah, we're about ear zone of though They're fine. Hey your cardinals are good. They beat you. Hey, your cardinals are good. Well, they beat Cal Murray. Yeah, they won 37. I guess the Rams. He's a screed. He's watching football.

How bored of you to watch football. Well, because I got back into it with the hard knocks. That should have been hard knocks. Of course, I'm rooting for Dallas now. I'm a huge Dallas fan now. There you go. We're not to do that, dude. Well, I want fucking,

Doc Prescott after that injury. I want to say, I mean, he's killing it. And he's signed the sign the biggest like deal I'm he's fucking killing it and Jerry Jones deserves it. He's about to die deserves it You ever see what's crazy about him? So they have that new stadium so fight and Jerry grew up Dirt poor and they showed a picture of his childhood home is this one bedroom home

It's like a mile from so fight grew up in LA and then when he was like a teenager they moved to Arkansas That's why he always drafts Arkansas players. But he's self-made billionaire. I especially. Yeah, you said they practiced out here too. You're just a special dude, man. I love him. No, I just, he's a colorful guy.

No, not that one, Chad. He's so involved with the Cowboys. He loves his team. So type in LA home or whatever. Yeah, it's just childhood. I'm even the owner of the Cow oh, I can't remember any of the other Was it he the owner of a top Andrew was there as long as I've been alive he has been

That's his home in Little Rock type in LA home childhood home It was all over the newspapers out here goddamn week is new house fully fuck I drove by it We are Joe on the army here. What area is his house in Dallas? Oh, one of my friends was showing me. Hmm. Amazing. Interesting. There was something I wanted to ask her about. Did you see what's that? What? What? What did you just say?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He randomly throws shit out there like that. That's bad. He's my question. He texts me. He texts me and said, what are you doing? I said, just got out of the show.

He goes, let me see. And I was like, what? And he goes, oh, fucking auto-corrected. I'm here. No, I don't. Just we were going to do something. I always come back from press. What are you doing, dude? He's jumping the shot, but let me see

But I fuck out of crack just playing what do you wear? Let me see M.M. Post I did this guy needs to stop watching these murder shows because you're alertness first Oh my guard all of them on guard all the time. So I was outside. I tried, I was trying this Denver weed. At the condo. At the condo. And I moved the, I don't think he knew I was outside. I had no idea.

He was playing Angry Birds on a, on a show. I was saying Angry Birds and play music. Yeah. I was trying to wind down at night. Yeah. But he, I thought he was in his room, because we just go our separate rooms and door shit. So I'm on the couch playing.

And I hear somebody on the patio. And I'm like, well, she pells in his fucking room. I hear like, I was moving a chair. It was a heavy ass like, I don't know. Someone's trying to fucking play. And then he's like locking the door. And he's like, going crazy and I go, what the hell's going? I'm trying to play that.

How's that a pal? Yeah, pal. And that's always what I'm worried about. About me too. I've had one so I'm especially. Yeah, I've had a major ask. Yeah, I've had a major ask. Yeah, I've had a major Bro, to see him run with this phone with that music you were playing

He ran straight to my room and I'm like I'm like yo you locked me out like I'm like trying to like get a hold of him, but he was just like He was alert. Yeah, I'm like yeah, you know, he was on his undisputed apple pop his comes in with guns fuck that I Hey two words Squid game. I can't it's too stressful. It's not I decided I decided to stress will I've decided that you'll uh you'll you will watch it you'll probably say I might say best TV show I've ever seen in some ways just because of the the Psychology the beauty of it. It's so you. You like it beyond the premise of it.

It's not, it's not that North America. Are there gonna be a second season? And I have a theory on it too. It's also an argument against communism. It's also an argument against total equality. But it's stressful. They're like competing games and they die. It's not stressful, but it is suspenseful.

Yeah. I wouldn't say you'd stress you out. That's a great way to do it. It's better that, in my opinion, I think it's better than Game it is suspenseful. Yeah. I wouldn't say it would stress you out. That's a great way to do it. It's better, in my opinion, I think it's better than Game Thrones. Fuck you. I agree. Fuck me too.

Fuck you, not really. Yeah, I think it's so unique. I know that the Korean version of it turns you off, but if you watch the American dub, it's perfect. No. Stevie Hate. Watch it in. No, you have to dub it.

So you hear their voices. The accent is amazing. Yes. How Stevie watch it with the stuff have to double it so you hear their voices. Yes amazing. Yes Yes, how Stevie watch it with the Stevie hates things that are dubbed he absolutely hates that your lips will not sink up to the words But you'll watch and he binge watches it. Oh no, I'd rather have stepped out of time with you with the real General to the real two voices I Was jump on things late like when all you guys were sucking it off Two months But I was jumping on things late like when all you guys were sucking it off I get it Yeah, give you two months and two months get back. Yeah, once I run out of

Once I run out of the crown then I get that you're watching two shows at the same time You're being you're being defiant and I get that I was that way of game of thrones for five years I know and I got a late but then I bench watch I'm like oh that was good and I talk about a lot of people like dude That was for you and I get it. I get it But this is this is deep. I will say this about this at 54 years old. It's the most unique TV show and the most unique TV experience I've ever had in my life. And that girl, so fucking good.

Oh, don't tell me. They're so good. So fucking good. Oh, I took time. They're acting as so good. I took time to see Venom too. I got lost the plane. And I fucked up and told my him to see Venom this weekend.

As soon as I get home, I was like, Dad, are we going to you? I've taken it, it's like, yeah. So straight from there, playing got home, dropped my bags off. Went to Venom too. With Tiger. With Tiger.

It was my son's obsessed with Venom, and he was just talking my yesterday. Have you seen it? Do you go to it? Do you like it? It's hard for me to sit through those terrible movies, but yeah. I did not hear good things.

No, really? Well, I don't really care if I fucked about reviews and ratings, Do you like it? It's hard for me to sit through those terrible movies, but yeah. I did not hear good things. No, really? Well, I don't really care if I fuck about reviews and ratings because anybody that writes things online, I have nothing in common with. Yeah. Because I would never do that. Yeah. Because I like to have a thought of my own.

And you took a chance on a movie when we went to that coffee shop. Yeah, no. Well, that got me. But, um, Jesus Christ. She's in the movie. I want movies. She's not in the movie. She's not in the movie. Who is that? I don't know, she's in the movie, I want movies, she's not in that movie. She's not in the movie.

I don't know, she was in the movie, be way better if she was. Oh, shit. Anyway, the movie is very poorly written, like rushes through things. Like, you know how the first one got hate, but I love it. The first one's so good. But this one's like... I actually don't watch any of the Venom movies. Stevie's very upset with me about that because it takes place in the Bay area Yeah, Sam friend. I don't know. I just I love Tom Hardy too, but the the second one is just like I did it first kids

Yeah, I did first kids. They tried like and I love Woody Harrelson too He's fucking brilliant. Yeah, and he was good in it, but it was just I he think it was a story It was great. And then they try to make him better, like funny. And then he goes to this, he jumps out of spoiler and three, two, one. He jumps out of Tom Hardy's body, because him Tom Hardy can fight.

And then he gets in another body, and he's like, I'm free. And he goes like this rave, where it's like, buy and pants, sexual and trans. And he's like, you know, I've been quite for too long. Yeah, you're like, what is happening? What is this with what he, he's had a hall of fam career.

He's had a hall of. What do you mean, what's this? He plays carnage. Wow. He's the red guy. There's that in his black and he's the red guy. Look at him. And his acting's good, but just yeah.

Yeah. I felt the first one was kind of rough too though. I like the first one. People hate the first one. I love the first one people hate the first I love the first one love it The thing is you know, it's PG 13 price and I brought my five year old, but The previews in the beginning it is The Hollywood just regurgitate and shit over. It's all the sci-fi shit. I'm gonna come on dude But then they did a fucking preview for the new Halloween, which is scary fuck fuck, and I've never, ever made tiger closes eyes,

but that one, I was like, oh, you can't, you know, this'll keep you up at night, dude. That's right. So I fucking closes eyes. And then I was like, hey, why do you like carnage? Why do you like venom? And he's like, talking to you, you didn't see any of it. But that Halloween, it's like, what the fuck?

Would you get me to eat curds? Yeah, they will get. Oh, dude, that'll do it. Why did, is Jamie the Curse in this one? Yep. No shit. Yep. As an older woman, she's fighting. Hey, that was obsessed with curse in this one. Yep. No shit. Yep. Yep as an older woman. She's fighting a I was obsessed with her And this might be interesting

Look at her I hope that one goes that's what she looks like now not a very flattering picture over Oh, that's probably just for the movie she probably still that's how she looks probably still got it going on From like back in like true lies were true lies. True lies. Oh, not early nine. She was staying in back in the day. True lies. That scene in true lies were she like,

trading places. She was like, oh trading places. Oh yeah. You want the best tips on the plan in our Susan Sarandon when she was younger and easy. Oh, Susan Sarandon. Oh my, Susan Sarandon. Oh my, Susan Sarandon.

Oh my, Susan Sarandon was a beast. Take a look at this. There you go. There you go. The hip-flags. The family curse naked. No, no, she's a man. No, that's the summer. Oh, she's been. She's been summer's a hip flex. She's got a crazy body. Jamie the curse was built like

damn. So was Susan's ran and the Susan's ran and had the craziest. That's hits of all time. Yeah, if you actually see her in this movie. What is it called? S-A-R. Surandoned. She from all my children. That was a movie card, right? It was called, you just just put in topless and you know not to be a creep but she was so

nervous and so talented. Like she'd stop your whole life. Yeah, she was. Yeah, all right. It needs you to calm down but okay. All right. All right, it needs you to calm down, but okay. All right. There's a better, there's a better. She's in the way now. Brian likes what he likes, don't judge him.

They're real. You be that, they're real. Now, you probably have an image in your head. You brought it up, you're regret saying, oh, there she is. Dude, she's banging the orders. She's more beautiful as she ages. She's such a bad, she's such a the floor. She's more beautiful as she ages. She's such a bad. She's such a baddie.

That's her head on other bodies there. I don't think so. You think that's Photoshop? Yeah, this is the one in the dress? It is a movie where she's in the window and she's just, you know, we've seen her tits, dude. What's Suzan's summer's looking like now? Now?

Yeah. She's in summers? Who's? Who's talking about it? You don't know Suzan's summer? Yeah, you ever seen stuff like now? Now? Yeah. Did you see that in Summers? Who's? Who's talking about it? You don't know Suzan Summers? Yeah. You ever seen stuff by stuff?

Long time ago. No? Dude, that's the thigh mast of me. Yeah, that was the thigh mast of me. Yeah, that was the thigh mast of me. Yeah, that was the thigh mast of me. And Kelly Brinkley? All right, never mind.

Huh. Age. Age gets us. Age and Bo talk to fight you, man. Age and Bo talk to fight you, man. Age and Bo talk to fight you, man. Age and Bo talk to fight you, man. Age and Bo talk to fight you, man. Age and Bo talk to fight you, man. Age and Bo talk to fight you, man. Age and Bo talk to fight you, man. Age and Bo talk to fight you, man. But she was a bad. I remember I was like, can I jack up? The guy messes.

All right. All right. Well, man, I thought we were in a little trust. I know, is this thing? Calm down over there. Yeah. All right. This is aggressive.

The way you said, Jack, bangin'. I know. Yeah. I mean, well, I remember a different thing. Yeah, we all remember it differently, because we live now in a time where surgery, technology, well, I remember a different one. Yeah, we all remember it differently, because we live now in a time where surgery, technology, diet, all that shit is all. I'll tell you, I'll tell you you had crazy.

Ah, that was what I used to do. Yeah. Yeah, I get hard to, isn't it? Okay, listen, I'll tell you who just doesn't ever miss, there's not a bad picture on the internet, Cindy Crawford. Jesus Christ. I've seen her in person.

I saw in person. She's astonishing. Yeah, I'm taking. I saw her like four years ago in Santa Monica, I've seen her in person. I saw her in person. She's astonishing. Yeah. I've seen her in San Martin. Like holy fuck. She's breathtaking. Yeah. That's why she and her daughter.

She's the most famous woman. Her daughter was on American Horror Stories. This past. Oh really? Her daughter is just like her too. When she was younger, she looked like she was from another planet. I mean, you know, she's got a cuter daughter. Her daughter is her spinning image.

Yes. Go to the top left one now her Earth's rough. Her husband is a Wow. Identical. Yeah. Is there husband the the surfer? No, that is Laird Hamilton. I saw him at her one. Her husband is a guy who owns the world. Yes, he owns the fuck. Randy Gerber. Her bones. Oh wow. Tiki, the T kill a company with George.

Oh, that's a fair portion. He owns a bunch of restaurants. Yeah. He's don't. Damn, they've been together forever. They've been together forever. He owns lots of famous places. Got you. So fucking pretty. Even as an old lady, like gone.

Yeah, breath taking. All right, Jim. What do you got? He's got tall hands in son of a bitch. Before we get to that, I did want to ask a question B. What? I saw a tweet this weekend. All right Jim, what do you got? He's got tall handsome son of a bitch I did want to ask the question B. What I saw a tweet this weekend. I don't know if you have oh From Joel clap actually someone Tweety to him saying like what's the best story about you and The story he tweeted out made me want to ask you what happened so

The story that he was talking about was saying how you got into a skirmish outside a local establishment one night and that you kick someone in the jaw and that all you could think about was how you got your leg that high. And I was just wondering what happened that night. This is a tweet that Jolped Tenage. Yeah. Yeah, he's talking about, because he know, he's like the face of Fox. And I say does Q&A before the big games.

I think some person was like, it gives your best bread and shop story. So, it used to be a wild man. And then he played, I think AAA or Singularie baseball did that and then came back to college. So he was like 26 and we were like 21. It was weird. Real after. And then, yeah. And then he he real smart too

He's basically kind of the coaches of players weird. He like judges for drinking shit, but We we got a party bus and went downtown. So it's clop me Joe clat some other guys and We're out drinking. You know, I'm 21. I just turned 21 and we're walking down near a 16th Street mall We're walking on some bar, and I was drinking Jamison, and we were all pretty tipsy, and there was a group of Russians talking shit to a group of Armenians,

but we were in the middle, but we weren't paying attention. So I thought the Russians were talking to us, talking shit to us. It was like sick Russians, but they weren't. They were talking to over us, but we just hadn't been walking by. So I thought they were talking shit to us. It was like sick Russians, but they weren't. They were talking over us to like

we just haven't been walking by. So I thought they were talking shit to us. So. And you're 21? It's 21. Yeah, yeah. And so a fight ensued with these Russians and copying cloud, like, oh, fuck, there's no fight. What is he doing? Where is he fighting these guys? And I thought it was chaos. There it is. Let's hear a good Bren shop story. He got a skirmish, a skirmish, quote, skirmish, outside of local staffs. And when I kicked the dude in the jaw, I just remember thinking how to bring his legs so high.

I had jeans on and boots on. And I did not go kick back then. But he did take tack one though. Not real, I mean. Oh, jeez, jeez. Yeah, you know, not really. My dad made us lose the lane. But so I thought all of us were fighting.

I thought it was us versus the Russians. So I thought everybody was fighting, but they weren't. They were standing back on, what are you doing? But I was so hammered, I thought everybody was fighting. So these Russians came at me and I'm hitting these Russians and they're falling down. And then one just ran straight at me.

I remember thinking, what the fuck is he doing? And we ran out the time, I was like, balls deep into pride fighting with Crocop and Fedor. And before we left that morning, I watched Fedor and Crocop fight. And like highlights of Fedor, like knocking out all these guy like Vandalator's head kicks. So that must have been in my,

like, you know, just in my subconscious mind. So in this Russian rant, I just, in my subconscious mind. So when this Russian ran at me, I just, in my fucking Levi jeans and boots, I head kicked this Russian knocked them out. That's why in cops, and then cops like, I married cop or cop, Graham goes run, because we could hear the cops,

because that fuck these guys. How much did you weigh that? Were you a huge? 240, no, 240. That's big. It's so big. I was small, well, the clock was small,

it was like 190, but in shape, the clock was the40. That's big. It's still a football play. Well, all the clock was small. It was like 190, but in shape, the clock was the biggest. It's a 240, but that's not an average size. You know? For a football player's whatever. You're 21, but then I remember, I remember the Russian pulled out a knife on clock, and clock grabbed his hand and crushed it.

Like, I just remember to clock, grabbing it like, get out of the way, and then like this, and then squeezing this kid's hand so, you know, they were, they must've been, they were old enough. I remember crop crushing his fucking hand to let the knife go And clop grab the knife and just chucked it Jesus Christ. I remember they're like you better run. I was like why we're on fights like just you are you idiot? Like what? And clop I I bet clop is that he has a picture of the next morning I state crap we crashed at this fucking hotel, but I was getting back, I had an

Paula back then, old school on Paula. And he has a picture of me when we got dropped up and party bus in Boulder, because I kicked that guy, I ripped my jeans, because I kicked so high, I ripped my jeans, but I knocked them out. And he has a picture of me, like just my hair, I have a long curly hair, and I just like pure death getting into my car. I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's a picture of me, like just my hair, I have a long curly hair, I just like pure death getting into my car. I was like, wait, wait, wait, that's the picture. I gotta see that thing.

That's what Clad's talking about there. All right. All righty, that's a great shirt, Jen. I'm seeing that in a hot second. For your first one, big one. Maybe we'll bring those back in January, maybe. Maybe. Weink.

I don't think I loaded cats and stuff yet. Hold up. Is the internet still being dicey? Well, Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram, they're all done. This is like the longest it's been down to, I don't know how long. Hold up the same company. Yeah.

It's kind of a nice reprieve. Good. Oh, real quick, while we're on that subject real quick, this is what Edward Snowden tweeted about. So Facebook, what's up in Instagram, we're all going down at the same time. Sure seems like an easily understandable and publicly popular example of why breaking up a certain monopoly into at least three pieces might not be a bad idea. Somebody should tell Elizabeth Warren.

I think there isn't a monopoly. They control the narrative on everything. What do you got? When you guys freaking about, I live in LA, we bring in emails about it. So Newsom saying kindergarten through 12th graders and get a vaccine mandate. Here's the thing about that.

It's gonna be a bit of a hurdle to go over because they're not gonna do any of it to the FDA approves it and they have to do more research on. So it's gonna be a hot second before they do that Oh, they're just gonna like you it Hot hot second and then what else is complicated is If you're a teacher you can decide not to get back in and there's no issue But if you're a student it was yeah, but if there's a student I'd say yes, I'm issue. There's no exceptions

Yeah, what is the teachers doing union is incredibly powerful now where's that people's one of the groups that got him elected? Yeah, so politics that we're going to go to Gavin News Gavin Newsom is such a politician in so many ways such a piece of shit Such a piece of fucking politician Already so the first one. Yeah, but don't freak out. a lot of loopholes. That's jump the FDA and all that Yeah, so a man in Missouri posted a photo of a catalytic converter that he was trying to sell on Facebook marketplace in the background Somebody noticed that there was meth and a syringe and so this person who noticed it Called the police let them know. Hey, there's a Facebook post, this guy trying to sell this thing, and there's a meth in the background. So police officers got a search warrant, showed up to his house, and by surprise, he's like,

what are you guys doing here, a wiser? Search warrant. They told him about the photo, and they found some of the meth still left over as well as a illegally owned gun. Nice gun. Man, this is a bitch, though. Yeah. I mean, he's still shut on soft. I got to know him. I mean, he kind of did it to himself. Nice gun. That is. Nice gun. Yeah. I'm just gonna switch on them soft.

I got to know him. He kinda did it to himself. He did it to himself. Initially. Yeah. He got an apple on the house. That's a lot of meth. Yeah, so you know it was now or never.

I mean, it's gonna happen sooner or later. We're also meth is gonna put you in your own jail. So, I mean, got meth. Jesus Christ. You're selling camel out. You're selling camel out. It was probably stolen the first place. That's what athletic people do

This guy's an idiot He said himself up. Yeah, we sell and catalytic converters and math. Hey guys look what I found. Yeah That wasn't it by the way talk about that's a Ben Spoon with a syringe a benzpoon with a syringe. He was like, I was like, that was an ad for meth. No, to be fair, he was highest fuck. Yeah, he's right.

He's out of his mind to do something. They check out the Cali Converter, too, for one. He's right. His face needs to get a map all over. Yeah, like, oh, okay, that's what I was looking for. My catalytic converter is out. How would you even know? All right.

All righty. Just check out the price. I'm just curious how much it was. Those were worth around. I'm maybe, can't be mugged. Take a rough guess, use car goods. So there was a customer walking around a Toyota dealership looking for a car when they noticed that there was a woman

in a back of a Jeep doing something and she the car. They noticed that there was a woman in a back of a Jeep doing something and she was naked. Upon walking closer to the Jeep, they noticed that she was masturbating. This customer goes and

tells someone who works at the dealership like, hey, this is going on. The dealership gave her a few minutes to get out of the car, the radio is busted there's a terrible smell and there's a period stain on the the police officers later found her walking down the street away from the dealership and she was arrested she's not in her right now there's no way she's not

somebody who's not well and that's a bummer so she she damaged cars in terrible broke so she broke the radio that's the biggest thing. She's not all there, man. No, she's not right in the mind. Bummer. Somebody who needs help. Oh, are you ready?

So I think the more we learn about mental illness, like in 30 years, we're going to be like, look at how we treated those people. Oh, look at how we thought they had control over themselves. That's what's going to happen, I think. Yeah. A Turkish man went out drinking with a bunch of his buddies one night and he was just that friend who wandered off and disappeared without telling anyone. His friends realized that they didn't hear back from him for hours and they got so

worried that they formed a search party. They went and asked local community members, police officers to go help. And there was this huge search party trying to find and asked local community members, police officers to go help. And there was this huge search party trying to find this man. Somehow he heard about this search party. Didn't know who they were looking for and decided that he wanted to help. So he's walking around the woods trying to find some of that word about it. And after several hours, somebody started shouting this man's name like, Hey, come out. We're looking for you. Are you okay? And he's like why are you guys screaming my name? I'm right here. We're trying to find you realized he was the man that he was looking for That's like when I was we lost the keys at the beach. I was I was so high and I'm we're looking everywhere

We're retracing you know you're on the sand. Oh, so night. You're retracing every step footstep We're like what are we gonna do before Uber this day all no taxis This isn't we were in Atlantic City five in in Jersey 45 And I sit down and the patty Jenkins my friend she I sit down in the curb and I'm like, fuck you know I'm looking for two hours in your hands. She goes by on what's in your hand? The keys of a rental car. Yeah. So fresh. Have it. There you go.

So Eminem recently Created a new restaurant in Detroit where it's called mom spaghetti. They have four items on the menu Spaghetti spaghetti with meatballs spaghetti with vegan, and a spaghetti sandwich. I like spaghetti, the spaghetti sandwich looks disgusting though. You wouldn't eat that sandwich? I tried that sandwich. I tried the spaghetti though, it's pretty fucking nice. It looks almost like garlic bread. Yeah, that looks pretty good.

That's not saying it. That sounds pretty good. Yeah, I bet that's pretty good. Yeah, it's in Detroit called Moss Spaghetti. Yes, it's called Moss Spaghetti. It's in Detroit and on opening day, he actually went and surprised a bunch of fans by so many. Oh, yeah.

That's a great song. Great lyrics. I just listened to those lyrics. How many more we got you? I got peace so bad. Just a few more. You want to take a break? Yeah, great.

All right. It is amazing that you can pee without using your fucking hands. Oh, yeah. I've these fucking. It's athletic. Water's cold. All using your fucking hands. Oh yeah. I'd be fucking... South like. Water's cold. All over the fucking place.

Water's cold. I'd say that much. You little pistol. You little fucking pistol. Bang, bang, bang. Let's go. He's a fucking pistol. Pistol, that little pistol.

Made a little funny joke. And I was like, you're a pistol, bing, bing, bing. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. That's the noise of a pistol. Yeah. And now I was down there. He's capped down there and they were like, It's still being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being being It does feel cool. Do do do do. Do do do. Do do do. Do do do. Some girls like guys make the best noises with their mouths. I'm like, I don't know. That's how we talk.

You make the funniest noises. I was like, it's not what she said. You make the coolest noises. It's like I always say I make noises about how do you do it gone? I was like, Do you hang out with an 18 year old? I I was like we hang out the 18 year old you don't want to hang out I was like I was like I was like

I was like I was like I thought this is recent well you're pretty good at it you're whistle like yes do it just try to do it you got chin

this is a little bit old but but it brings up for reasons. So this is like last week, LeBron James confirmed that he took the COVID vaccine. Then he said it's not my responsibility to get people to get vaccinated. Yeah, he said that she's just doing it for himself and his family, whatever. But he was also very outspoken against it before.

Yeah, and then... And then I read... And this NBA actually announced, like, a days later, it was to withhold pay of unvaccinated players from this game. Well, because Kyrie Irving, who's a superstar, and there's another guy on a team where he's the only one not vaccinated, which is weird because he really a threat if he's not in everybody else's. I don't know what they're going to do.

He's a dicey man, because you know. And historically in the African-American community, they've always been skeptical of vaccinations, rightfully so. So it's like, you know, MBA and you look at people that aren't vaccinated, you look at the demographic and the ethnicity, a lot of it's African-American. So I mean, you're not going to allow these guys to play. But in certain cities, they're going to have to be.

So for instance, Kyrie Irving comes a Denver, who's super strict, or come to maybe Staples Center, I think we're gonna be strict here. He just doesn't play, so then he's not gonna be paid for the games. Also, if you're talking about you're not having the access to fake this shit, you're not having an agent to help you out.

How are you doing, dude? You have all the money in the world. You can't pay some doctor a hundred grand and give you a fake Vax card. I don't know how much it is. It's probably the one through that. Yeah, he does. And then just don't say you got it.

You don't have to announce the world you got vaccinated or two. What? There's that 90% of the leaks fully vaccinated says 90% Yep. Um, so you really going hard on that 10%. How do you guys feel about the half time show performers, Dr. Drew Eminem Snoop and I think Mary J.

Blige and Kendrick Lamar, how you leave Kendrick Lamar throughout, dude? That's pretty cool. Yeah, that sounds like a throwback to when we used to keep it real back in the day Oh tell him Brian. I like that Kept it real back then snoop doggy dog Snoop dog is kept it. He's been around them for 90 years. Yeah, we were talking about that the other day I just stays relevant. I love him to death. He's amazing. He's a good

Yeah, yeah can't forget eminem. Yes, they are. Yeah, he's like Samuel Jackson. You don't even say no to anything. Yeah. Who you talking about? Snoop Dogg? Yeah. Yeah. The smart way to go about it. He does Corona. I remember when you point out, I was like this. We're at this spike war and I go, guys, little goes That's the that's the most popular rapper in the world. This is when like you judge on the scene I was a human who that is I have to He's tiny like he is a little guy. It's so good. I'm a little more dude. There's that little guy You're at the guys choice awards. Yeah, cuz I was like that will never come back. No, man's only awards What world should be I didn't even know that was a big shot this pot big more pocket there now It'd be more probably yeah, they're never gonna do it though

Run by woman Other men's choice awards for spike the head of the network crystal woman You know this one that's scary I knew her, she's great. Hey, girls, uh, I'm sure if you just scroll down, Jen, be top one. Nope. Oh, this is what Facebook's Master Code Reportly Delete, which means Facebook and Instagram will be gone forever. Oh, wait a minute.

Whoa! That's kind of interesting. So someone to leave the large section of the routing that doesn't mean Facebook is just down from the looks of it, it means Facebook is gone. What? And which Facebook has Twitter Instagram? Instagram, I don't know if they own Twitter. Oh, okay. Yeah, they own Twitter. Really? Pretty sure Somebody fucking hacked into Facebook. Yeah Employees can't enter buildings

Twitter still up. Yeah, it's fine. Oh, so they don't it's what's that Facebook Instagram? Which are all the same, but check this out The employees can't even enter the building because their access badges were working This is very interesting. This is more than a DNS error. Someone literally took them offline. Facebook is literally gone. Holy shit. Wow.

Facebook.com is for sale. What the hell? Now these hackers are beast. Damn. This lady says the version of Facebook that exists today is tearing our size apart because of ethnic violence around the world. Myanmar, they have to hang up here.

I wouldn't give a fuck if Facebook goes away. It's great. I don't know anyone that's still on it. I appreciate it. It's definitely an older demo. Yeah. But Facebook has more users than any other platform. You know that?

Really? Yeah. Can you go down? Down? I got rid of Facebook. Like, I got spaces really troubling. Like this. Oh, you don't want to watch this, Jen.

It's like a... Who is he? But I don't watch it. All right, what is he up to? Dude, I wonder what they're gonna do. I feel good about it. Feels like these crackers are like that. There's a big storm in school.

It's been cast. I don't know why I'm like, yeah. You know what I mean? Like we're all like, whoo. I don't have to worry about Instagram. I'm worried about Instagram. I'm worried about it. That'd be cool, chill.

I was saying that right. I'm glad to all the people who have sponsorships on Instagram. It's gone? Like if it's gone, then like. It's done. Yeah. Oh, your turn.

It's next, Kat. Mm. It's great. I'm gonna have to get a real job. Yeah. Fuck. Wait, what about tick, oh, tick talks to something, right? Tick talks to its own thing. Yeah, just not random. 13 years old would be pissed if tick talk would go.

I'm enjoying this. But I want their phones and stuff. Yeah, it's funny. Nice. I mean, we, I mean, Instagram. It's gonna be kind of neat though, right? Yeah. It's gonna be kind of tough. All your dates and stuff like that. Well, I is good. It's gonna be kind of neat though, right? Yeah. It's gonna be kind of tough.

All your dates and stuff like that. Well, I make sure it's good to promote it. Twitter is still hot, but Instagram is probably the best one. Put them together and figure it out. Yeah, something will take its place. Right quick? Yeah.

Yeah, people always figure it out. Right quick. But all those years of all your pictures, all that, but who goes through old shit? I mean, does it really matter if they delete it. I don't care. I don't care Check this out. Holy Apparently, it's a giant gator eating a six foot gator holy fuck that gator is Huge fucking what a how did you not record it attack? I know dude?

That's a six foot gator. Oh my god. He's swung a little. Yep. That's that's the size That's a human being or my parents backyard Yeah, country living size of that thing apparently the gator that got you in what eight another gator No, yeah, oh, it's like a turduck and type of thing That is amazing that that's a dinosaur. I can watch these kind of videos all day Oh, yeah, that's a fucking dinosaur and that'll eat you Yeah, huh? If you fall on that I gave her that big that's in your backyard. Why does he have nuts hang up?

Well those are big leather nuts. Yeah, those are his fucking jowls. I guess. I mean, it's just giant head He's fucking enormous. I bet that other out of years like what the fuck dude Same same, but same same here. I'm on your team though. Yeah, but I'm fucking enormous. I bet that other out here is like, what the fuck, dude? Same, same, bud. Same, same. I'm on your team though. You see, yeah, but I'm starving, you're really small. Six feet, that's pretty big. That's insane.

Six foot size human being. I don't know if you guys care about this, but this is kinda cool to me. It wishes you hands. It's a couple bought the home, the original home that they filmed it in. The way it wishes you hands was that. Is that for you? I think it was in Burbank, yeah. It wishes around a couple bought the home, the original home that they filmed it in. The way it wishes around. Is that for you? I think it was in Burbank, yeah. Something like that. I think. And they're making it a little museum that you can actually do

tours in. If you just say what city it's in. I forgot what was. There's a hand trip museum. Classic. Tampa. Tampa. Tampa. Close. It's in Burbank. I've never seen the movie. Oh, you got to watch it. It's great. Oh, to get a museum. Two one movie isn't so interesting. I mean, it's a big movie, but is it that big of a movie where you just buy a museum?

What do you mean? You're like, there's diehard fans. Like, I'm a diehard fan too. I wonder how many there are. They only paid like 200-something thousand for the house. That's cool. And the couple actually look really weird. I think you're like,

you have a ulesia. They probably wished they were fucking John Depp. Kim Burton characters. Joey Klopp. He's about to have Brian Laundry still on the loose. I think he's alive. I don't know. I do.

Yeah, because the parents carried up all his tracks and he left with cash and three phones. And they think they saw him in Canada. From North Carolina to someone who was saying that they saw him inside. But then also the FBI saying he's the easiest guy to oh my god those are the people. That's a couple. That guy looks like me in 10 years Me and 10 years I'm a friend and job after this being 10 years. I made this investment Adderall and whiskey and that's Kyle on the left

But that that laundry kid. Yeah, I think I think he's on the loose But that that laundry kid, yeah, I think I think he's on the loose But the FBI were saying he has the perfect look to go away We can't tell because he's just a white male bald head So if he puts on disguised it's kind of regular looking He's really regularly looking so they said he can just shave all the way down where away or do whatever so it's gonna be really tough to catch him where a way or do whatever so it's gonna be really tough to catch him. If someone saw him, where's this 99% share, Florida fugitive, this was in North Carolina, that's right. A hiker on the trail told he was 99% sure that.

And you see, and they think he had like a huge head start because his family was like, yeah, he's in his room. Didn't you hear that freaking dog, the bounty hunter, actually covered most of the real good evidence like that he was visiting or his parents visited him at a campsite twice or something like that? Yeah. Something like, did you see, I saw some tweets on showed me, I think Jason to me, they said, hey, man, can we just say if dog, the bounty hunter catches this fucking guy, it's not that dog, the bounty hunter, like some amazing detective. We need to look into our resources that we get to the FBI. That's what I was gonna say. But he's also celebrity, I'm sure, way more people give him information.

Nothing. I think everyone wants to find this guy. Of course. I think dog, yeah, I don't know, dog, but. I think the dog shot an opportunity to make some more. Everything's getting chicken, cause he was knocking on the parents door. And they're like,

get the fuck out of here, dude. But if he does catch them, that's gonna be, we see him fully redeem them. So he's still got that hair, huh? Oh, the hair ain't going away. He is amazing. Oh, so you know he's from a raw color out of right? From my hometown.

And then he moved to Hawaii for like a year and started saying bra all the time. I've heard he started knocking like a Hawaiian. And I was, because I didn't notice from a rora. I was like, oh, he's to Hawaii for like a year in St. St. Bra all the time. I first started talking like a Hawaiian. And I was, because I didn't notice from Aurora, I was like, oh, he's from Hawaii. Yeah, I'm not sure he's in the end work. Yeah, I was,

sir, the answer is all this life. I was like, I was like, he got fired. He lost his entire job, went back with this, but he's on network TV. But if he does catch this kid and he gets on there and he like has them by the neck, he's like, I just want to apologize for the in word.

This is how I'm going to repay his society with everyone be like, okay. All right, you got him. He looks ridiculous. I think so. Oh, you've seen him in person? No. Someone TV, man. I'm like, a knife around his, uh, you fucking ready.

He does, dude. And it's here. That life around is, uh, You fucking ready does, dude? Yeah. And it's here. 70. That's gonna be Theo in 20 years. Oh, shit. It's just like Theo von. Yeah, yeah.

And where's those weird, like, Oakley sunglasses that volleyball player's only? That's an eagle feather, by the way. That's that. Where is, dude? He's probably got, he'll tell you where. He's got some Native American in it. Oh, and it's, of course he does., on the necklace and then people are mad because his wife

Beth with the biggest tits of all time the biggest titties if you ever watch that show they were so distracting She'd like run and hunt guys down and then she passed away and then he like married her friend like a week later He said he would never marry another woman again You then and then he married her for any marry friends that makes sense grief will do that to. I don't have any problem with that. She's dead. What are you gonna do? I'm worn yeah, yeah, what is what is his so his wife had I can't remember his wife? I think breast cancer She died in breast those tips were so big. I those had to have something it was cancer I know it was cancer. I don't know if it was for his breasts, dude So though you'd ever seen her trying to hock down a fucking fugitive with a big tits and saying she had the fucking Andrew Dice gloves on. Wow

That's terrible. Yeah Beth Chapman You want some more you good I think we're good all right cool. Well guys come see me and Where am I close? You know you know think we're good. Alright. Alright. Cool. Well guys, come see me in, uh, uh, where are my clothes? Wait, you know what you're at? Saturday. Yeah. Another short time.

That's right. And we got, uh, October 14th, 1560. I'm going to be, I'm going to McGubbies. Let me know how it is. I do it in April. Tumonium, Maryland, McGubbies. And then I'm in, uh, while I'm in Cincinnati, Liberty Township, uh, October 22nd, 23rd going all to doves city tough tough October But we're gonna have some fun some fun because the mud that's the mud run

It's good fun and then I am the school graphic. Oh, where is that? Oh, that's San Antonio I am in Las Vegas this Thursday Friday Saturday Las Vegas wise guys first headliner there Brand new comic club right downtown Las Vegas for the locals Las Vegas, wise guys, first headliner there, brand new comic club, right downtown Las Vegas for the locals. Come on out, wise guys, Las Vegas, this Thursday Friday Saturday, that October 7th through the ninth, me and David Lucas will be there.

Then October 15th, that's next week, the 15th through the 17th, Brea, California, Brea and probably one of my favorite spots. She's the favorite spot, if you recall. Yeah. And then November 11th through 13th is one, it's gonna be a special night, dudes. I'll keep you guys posted, we get close to that.

But that's Addison Improv, Dallas, Texas. November 11th through 13th, Chicago's rescheduled. It's have to be here for a CalBass fight campaign because the giant UFC. So I'm not gonna reach Chicago. But this week Vegas, see you this Thursday Friday. Brian, next week, yes. And then October, oh, sorry, this weekend,

I'll be in Tampa, Florida. And then October 28th through the 30th, I'll be in Washington, DC. Then I got some one-nighters coming up November 17th into coma, Washington. And then November 18th, Spokane. All right, kids, that's it. Vegas, see you this week.

Love you, bye. Bye. in November 18th, uh, Spokane. All right, kids, that's it. Vegas, see you this week. Love you. Bye. Bye.