The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 734

Episode Date: October 6, 2021

The guys watch Chris D'Elia's latest video, reminisce on their friendship and talk best LA restaurants, Tyson Fury vs Deontay Wilder, UFC 268, Bryan and Brendan's $2,000 dollar bet on Petr Yan vs Cory Sandhagen, Stevie Blue Eyes turning down a gig with Brendan because of his puppy and Dave Chappelle's new comedy special. Also, the guys get into another scrap and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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So it's just, it's hanging low and when it's hot and it's late, it's a lazy day, it's a little astonishing. I gotta, I gotta, like, yeah. Like you're resting resting you're resting rate Yeah, I know my girl was like look at your dick. Yeah It's a heavy lady and I hate that I saw it and you'll never see mine So stop asking well because you feel a little insecure around my dog and I

You're young and tight and don't be upset about young inside. I'll take a young It's my excuse being upset. Well, not obsessed Mike's use that like I don't care if I see you're dick and I was cuz I grew up in Lockerms watch your excuse. Yeah, well, I send you I send you videos periodically so you keep you honest I enjoy it. No, no, no, no, no, so a lot of times if I if I have my if my dog's out and my girl's taking me a video And I don't know yeah, I'm naked. I'm doing a dance. I'll send it to Brennan to keep mom. And then I always dance. And then all I reply back is tweeting this. Oh. Oh.

He goes, no, please God, no, I have to. Please God, no. Well, why do you dance every time? Let's get off his dick real quick, Jen, do you have that, I think finally kid posted, the fucking video, Christel Lea made. Oh, that's so funny. So fucking funny, so funny. I think finally kid posted the fucking video crystal The only Funny so fucking funny so funny you don't Brian Callahan

Hey, you talk to Brendan young fucking kid he goes Are you We should watch that the way you get to bring you fucking he sent this yesterday yesterday. It's on the fighter, the kid. He goes, you guys gotta watch this. He's so funny, man. Is this so fucking funny? Watch this. You know who my, one of my favorite comedians are that I wish was more well known,

and I said, who? He said Brian Callahan. And I said, huh? And he said Brian Callahan, and I said, do you mean Brian Callahan? And he said, yup. And I said, huh? And he said Brian Callahan. And I said, do you mean Brian Callahan? And he said, yup. And I said, oh yeah. Yeah, sure, yeah, he's great.

And he said, yeah. Do you know him? And I said, uh, yeah, yeah, I know him. Very, very well. He said, really? I said, yup. He said, well, you know what you should do. Do you know who Brendan Shaw is?

And I said, yeah. You should go on fight or in the kid. And I was like, hey, man. Are you fucking mental? How do you know who they are? No, who I Yeah, he said you should ask Brendan for tickets to the next uf's Me end myself

Fuck do you know who Brian Calvin is and you Dude the Lea wake up call Straight up fucking Straight up fucking what do you what was I gonna say? God damn it. I don't know. We're moving down One moment down! He's got the fucking edits. Oh, okay. I was like, thought he was fucking with me. Dude, fight her and do fight her.

Do fight her and the kid, dude. I was guest of the year, fucking twice in a row. The first time it was fixed. I Hand Sad One of the great one of the great fucking love that dude He says you know, I'd love to get him in here when he's right. Me fucking too. He's so fucking funny I'm looking hilarious

Brian Cala had God damn you. That was the first dude I met in comedy ever Chris in Arizona I'm in Arizona when I the when I knew he was gonna be something was when he Opened for me and dove David the comedy store in La Jolla. And he goes... How long ago is that? I don't know. Literally... 20 years ago?

Well my kid was... My kid was, I think, literally my kid was probably three. So at least 10 years ago, but it has to be. 12 years ago. 13 years ago. And he... It's fucking weird how time flies. And he...

He goes, you know when a deer gets shot and you don't kill it huh and he he was neat he had this lunge I've never seen a lunge like this I go well he's native rubber and he was like and he turned like that and the fucking place went nuts and and I was like all right that's difficult to follow because I'm a physical meeting that guy's made a rubber he's plastic scene he's the most he's stretch arm strong. Oh, and by the way, the other thing I noticed was when I got on stage, I noticed the women had a palpable disappointment in their demeanor. They were just like, where's our boyfriend?

We miss our boyfriend. Who's this fucking guy? Oh, okay. Who's, I wasn't even that old. Who's, I was pretty cute. 13 years ago. Did he go, Chris, MC to an open and then Dov, then you? Oh guy who's who I wasn't even that old who's I was pretty cute Chris emcee to an open and then dove then you it was that no it was Chris then me and then dove then dove yeah You and dove look like brothers like you know, you know

You know compared to Chris yeah, well Chris. I mean yeah, he did that bit on his comedy central presents that 30 minutes special. A while ago. Yeah, he's, I always say this, Chris, I say it to anybody, funniest person I know. Yeah, that's fair. The only thing on stage and in person. Always the only thing about that. So she makes me laugh so. Our good friend Frank Rillo likes to box in different cities. And Chris was like, well, I don't like when

manly men do manly things. You act, don't be boxing. Hey, do you guys know of any place I, in this city? He said, right, when he gets a bus, he said, you know, I can, you find a gym and move my hands about it. Yeah.

You know, you know, any area, any, any like gym, away, I must be sort of poorly lit space, I can run around, jump around, and move my hands really quickly around. And I was like the Montreal Comic Festival. I was at the Comic Festival. I was at the Comic Festival, and I'm with a bunch of people, and he sees my bag. And I was secretly going to box, because when I was really into boxing, I would go to,

I go to try to find a coach to teach me. And you remember, you were like, what are you doing? So he goes, he sees my stuff, and he goes, let's go to this thing, and I go, I can't. And he goes, sees my stuff and he goes let's go to this thing and I go I can't he goes Where you go get mad and there were all these other comics around I go I and he goes open your back right And he sees I had some boxing gear. He saw like my gloves or something and he goes He's loud. You're not going boxing because you're not

doing your soul. Oh, God. He's so funny. The best. He's starting to get up some at the laugh factory. Let me, let me go. He's done like jamming a van to. Yeah, he'll get on it.

He'll go on the road. He'll sell out. Oh, everywhere. Yeah, he'll be fine. Yeah, he's gonna be fine What you guys I'm sure he's waiting for the Covid he's like a Covid is all scared and shit. Yeah, they're going to his house. He was six feet apart. That annoy some like what do you we're friends?

No, he likes them. What do you do? I'll kiss you? Yeah, you stop that right now. Yeah, everybody here's a question What when your girl sick when your girls got a cold nothing more annoying. Everybody. Here's a question. What? When your girl's sick, when your girl's got a cold. Nothing more annoying. Do you stay away? Do you kiss? Do you? I don't get fucked. I don't even have a quarantine.

You know, no, if she wants to make out though, and she's got a bad cold. Well, she's not gonna make out, and she has a bad cold. Yeah, who's not gonna make out if she's not a sociable person? She goes to kiss you, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Yeah, that's like I mean I tend to call it because I go I have Well, who's like hey, baby? I have a cold yeah, yeah, that'd be weird. I've done that though I've been like I'm a musician You told me you told me you was you was fucking on COVID. Oh, yeah, I do it all yeah

You don't you're insane COVID didn't stop me, but his girl. I was too. I felt oh you guys had a safe I was running again. Oh easy. over there was coffee mages at the I couldn't get out there fast. Oh You had a back off so her longs her longs. Yeah, but the same for longs are just now getting better I'm not really yeah, dude. She was a long hauler damn. Hey man. Hold on nothing drives me more nuts She you know it's perch she's she had about a year and she's still suffering No, she's not no, but also but also hey Michael yo no, she's not Dude some people are long-haul

Hey, you're big nah Not not real is doctor. I don't believe him. I don't believe him. I believe him Doctor I believe A lot of it's mental to yeah, and then'm sure he's made sure he got a cold, so they think COVID's still here. Now it's cold, I don't think. I love who's got stronger. I feel like I took that steroid

and my mom's never been stronger. Wait, you took a steroid with it? Yeah, I like the, um, I took that in here. I got good fucking wind. Yeah. Don't get in a run race with me because I'm gonna keep up with you.

And I'm, and I'm 50-4. I know where I went last night being with that. It felt like the first time in LA where it's normal because they have a, I don't know if it's always been that way, but it's a restaurant complete outside. It's on top of the building, catch. Oh, it can remove the, so you're outside. So like when I was like, oh fuck, I forgot a mask thing.

I was like, you're good man. And like if nobody's a mask, I forgot a mask and you're good man. Oh, and like everybody's a mask The best food I've ever had really and it's just felt everything felt normal. Where is this? Tatches off every who's hmm It'd yet be like best Hollywood really yeah, you take the sunset down. Yeah Good food great fucking what'd you get? I'd the filet best best steak I've had nowLA really on fucking you never be here Brian your foodie guy No on real there's a I went there

I went there for lunch when they first opened years ago with Todd filled man. There's a new Stake place we need to try what place is the first place I felt normal in LA. Is that right? The first time I felt normal so my two if you're single man go there What would you call? Some Catch not that I'm single not easy to get into the only be single hard to get into yeah, it's a hard yeah That's where Connor and Kabee were at and they didn't know they're both going they almost spot each other Oh, no, that's the restaurant is that right? Yeah

We're at and they didn't know they're both going. They almost spot each other. Oh, no. That's the restaurant, is that right? Yeah. Phenomal food. Yeah. They have good sushi, great steak, great drinks. Wow.

Atmospheric's great. And you're outside. Like, you're kind of, but it's, you are and you aren't. It's an atrium. Wait, there's a picture to the right. It's an over an atrium. That looks outside. That looks really cool.

You know, to that chin, that's what that's all about. Yeah, that's nice. That's nice. I like that very much. Yeah, ooh. It's fucking great. Oh, that looks outside. That looks really cool. You know that, Chin? That's what that's all about. Is that what you know? That's a nice. I like that very much. Yeah, ooh. It's fucking great. Oh, that looks great. Like, that compared to that salt bay fucking place I went to, that's not the place. It's all about loud and most expensive food you ever had.

That place was trash. Chin, look up Matu. Oh, no. Sugarfish open a steak house to Japanese and it's supposed to be ridiculous. Fire? I guess. Where's that? Oh, you haven haven't been I think it's in Malibu I think it's in I think it's near Nobu. I Maybe wrong. Mato

Mato. Yeah, M.A. Mato and yeah, oh there it is. Oh Look at those ratings. Yeah, sometimes that that stuff can get super Spartan and I think I'd rather go to catch you know know what I mean? Because that looks like it has more. Was that squid up top there? What is it? My just be sure. Oh yeah, I was like this mushroom. Yeah. I was just one of the place you got to cook your own food. I'll stay home. I'll stay home. Where was that we were at when we were at home? But everywhere. Yeah. I'll stay home. I agree. I don't know. That's my problem with Korean barbecue. Dude, I'll fucking grill at home. Yeah. It's super fresh though. That's right there. Every meal I've ever been trying to do.

You just hit a tree with it. You know what? You love it though. I love it. I don't love it. You know what I've heard? You said you just loved it. They grill my food and then bring it right out fresh. You're lying. I loved it. I remember you loved it. That's crazy talk. It makes no sense when I have to cook the fucking meat. And I'm stressed out about it. And someone's there like trying to talk and flip the meat. Well, you know what bothers me? As I'm apparently now, it's acceptable to charge.

I was at Walle's place, I go to all time and I said, uh, I'll have the rib eye or maybe I'll go with the aged 45 day aged strip. Oh, that's $175. And I go Too much does it come with a bag of diamonds? What huh does it pay half my mortgage? What the fuck are you talking? 145 Dribble. Yeah, it's yeah, it's it's 19 ounces or something or get the fucking 19 ounce stake What do you think is it 175 dollars? Yeah, fuck off That's you say that's normal too much. Yeah, no, I mean 19 ounce fucking stay That's not that much because it was like this. It was like it was while viewers

I'm sure I go to Whole Foods right now get a grasp at stay for 25 I know the restaurant owner say what got a whole foods You think they Stakehouses in general are complete night. Yeah, it's a hold on for fucking Asparagus it's $27 but it's all on. For fucking Asparagus, it's $27. But it's good asparagus. Oh, it's never had bad experience. Same everywhere I go. We're like, Master Tatos, $20, $25. It's weird. No, it bothers me. Brussels crowds are pretty expensive too. But yeah, stay cashing around like that. Yeah. Like catch,

it's, it looks like it's a pickup joint. It looks like just beautiful people everywhere. Yeah. That's an experience. You know, you're gonna spend money. That was worth it. That's all paid. Not crazy pricey or was it pretty pricey? Pretty pricey. Yeah, pretty pricey.

Not compared to Salpe. Salpe has a $1800 stake on them anyway. For what? Yeah, it's like laced with gold. I'm like, where the fuck do I want that my state? Oh, yeah, I saw that. That's weird. That kind of stuff annoys me.

Yeah, it's very strange. Yeah, I catch. Might be fate restaurant, Ellie. Yeah, it's very strange. Yeah, I catch. Might be fate restaurant, Lily. Oh, it's fucking great. I will say this, the best steak is at a place called Republic. That's the best part. Is that out here? It's got something to say, too, though.

It's got something to say. Wait, did you just give a steakhouse in all the world? I'm sorry? Did you just give a steakhouse recommendation in all the world and say it's the best? Well, Republic, where's it at? Hang there on steaks. It's what Charlie Chaplin's old, I think, did you want to go? Charlie Chaplin's old offices

right on the braya? Oh, it's in California. Yeah. Okay. And I got that as I think I got that. Oh, you and I went there. Yeah. Yeah. It's good. It's good. I'm in there a long time. God, it's good. I miss that place. Yeah. Hard to get a table, but you walk in and you can't say that I'm so no, it's Charlie chap Oh, it's below his old apartment. Yeah, man. It was old office. It's a beautiful beautiful old building man I'll go to the house his house is off the floor Kenyan is old Look at that though. Look at that. It's like a house here in a courtyard eating. It's beautiful Oh, that's nice. Oh dude. Oh you. Is that a little crook or something?

Yeah, the food, the butter. They have this Normandy butter. It sounds weird, but they have bread and butter that's, it's the head. If it's good bread, though. Bzzzz. Yeah, they bake it. Every the fact makes bread.

What fire have I, oh, I think Vicente Luka. Tom, I was gonna say Tom, but he's a comic. So, but the fire I was talking about is Vicente Luka. He makes bread He makes his own sourdough and he says you can eat it the week for the fight and doesn't gain weight because like You're saying sourdough. Yeah, he's like it's actually pretty good for us. Oh God, that's what you're saying You're saying like the gluten stuff. It's different than other breads. You know the shit. Oh god damn spelled can be that by

Spelt with buttermilk and like flaxis you can live on that shit That's that's find his bread. We sent a look at him here. He's a monster. Yeah great fucking dude Really really good dude rough dude, dude. I when we flew out here because you know Usually it happens because I'll text guys cuz I know him and then show timer Malka media of book their flights. I thought for some reason he was in New Jersey because he was born there and then moved to Brazil when he's like seven, but I still thought he trained in New Jersey and I go,

how is the flight? He's like, you know, a little long. I'm like, yeah, New Jersey's a fucking beast, man. Now I came from Brazil. I mean, you flew from Brazil just to do the food truck because I can't make it. Oh, no, holy shit. Wow.

I like the show, but I want to fly to Brazil to do the tonight show. What's your fight out? What weight? Oh, one seven. Monster. Yeah, she should get a big, big fight next. What's his ranking? Four, monster. So it'll be right there. Yeah. Again, this reads for Brian, to have three men will experience some form of hair loss by time the 35 more than 50 dudes in the US suffer from male pattern baldness. My friends, that keeps offers simple, stress free way to keep your hair.

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Are you putting your money on Wilder or? I don't know, I go back and forth. I have this weird thing. I don't know what it is that Wilder. I said this last time, that Wilder might clip him. But I don't know. Wilder has new coat, he's working his jab a lot apparently. And there's not enough hours on the day

to get a jab to beat Tessin Fury. What does he look good though? Wilder looks good. Wilder, he looks so stupid muscular. Like he just looks like he's put on crazy muscle. He looks in shape too. Which is trouble. It's trouble.

But wilder. That's the best. Yeah, he is the best. Another problem is last time they fought, he got like, he didn't get beat, he got dismantled. Yeah. It's like when Florida Atlantic plays Alabama, at least 70 to zero, like dude, that one.

Look at this. Look at him. like dude that one look at this look at Look at that like he's a towel. How tall is he? He has a dick root in our face Just why ever wear clothes I would never wear clothes I would never wear clothes. He's such a good dude. I think it's I think it'd be good for boxing if you won Because then you get a fourth fight and then the loser will see what contractually, then the Josh will still want to do it. You get anti-Josh fights the loser.

You don't even want to watch. Let's say Deonte Watter loses in Vegas is right. You won't watch Deonte Watter and fucking anti-Josh with. And then they get the winner, that gets the fucking Gorgon's fury again. So the three of them are all gonna make so much money, too. The three of them are making money because, yeah, Joshua lost. The guy who beat him

Usic is we don't care. Oh, we care about those three What when they win or lose all we care about those three, but don't you feel like usic is in that mix? Isn't he gonna well you it's gonna be mandatory you're gonna because he took all the belts I know so you're gonna make it mandatory, but that's not the money I don't I think he's too small to beat wilder. I mean, Fury. I mean, and I think that he stands. You it was sick as a better boxer technically. He's better than all of them. Our foot right? No, even better than Fury. No, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just phenomenal. He's fundamental, but he's much smaller, but he is 220. That's big enough.

But he's not, not a man. I went rounds and heavyweights lose rounds. No. Like, who not going to knock him out. He's not going to knock guys out. But I'll win rounds and have you wait to lose rounds. No. Like, who's sick with his cardio? You know, have you wait to feel each other out? Or it really any box or will feel each other out for six rounds? Yep. That's problem with blocks and don't do 12 rounds. So they feel, because it's a sign, so they feel each other out for, you know, four to five

rounds. And then the fight starts happening in the six rounds. Yeah, start figuring each other out. Who's sick doesn't have to do that against these big boys. He can win those first six rounds. Yeah. He goes to work. Uh-huh.

Yeah. Because he's not trying. He knows he's going to a distance. And he's not going to knock these guys out. So he's just getting points. So he's going to get the points. Yeah. It's trouble.

And his south ball, painting the ass. But, but, wilder. He's never been hit like, you got like, wilder. So that lands. I was thinking about that because he does stand with his hands up, he stands in your grill. I know his heads are moving, but. But Josh would in hit to them. Yeah, Josh would hit like a wild hit.

It didn't seem to, I mean, Josh would didn't seem to unload. Josh, to me, Joshua didn't, he doesn't seem to want it. He, I think he's rich and happy and he's good. He didn't seem to, but it also, if you're Josh, you're a thing about it. The fight between him and Fury was supposed to happen. And then water comes in and forces a trilogy fight.

Fort literally went to court and forced it. So if you're Joshua, you get ready for Tyson Fury and then that's the biggest fight in English history, really. You have to say the biggest superstar. Ever. So big. And that gets taken from you. And then as good as Usic is, it's not like a main fight.

So I think he was just like coastended in. And I'm fortunate that he knew. Unless you're a boxing fan, nobody even knows who Usaq is. If you're a boxer, you know who he is. Of course, I'm saying. Unless you're a boxer. But if you're a boxer and two, you're like, ooh, that's trouble for Joshua.

I don't know if you guys are fucking seven. I don't know why his did his camp have to take those. You have this mandatory Yeah, when you own when you have those belts. It's mandatory my thing about Joshua's he seemed just fine losing he didn't seem upset about it. He seemed and again I think you're right. I think maybe sometimes people have the person who can deal with being a superstar on super rich is Camelo the guy who might not be able to is with so many other options is Joshua He's got he's just a superstar.

I mean, for a while, I remember when he got a remember, he does Wembley stating him out there, he told him out of what, 110,000 tickets. It's a lot of pressure. He also lost to a really good guy, by the way, who took his game. But then remember, he also lost Ruiz. Another fight that was flying under the radar, he's a kind of guess I'll fight this fat Mexican and then lost yep I would was he upset about that if I were he You redeem themselves and beat the fuck out of him. Yeah He's just so big and strong. You just think just just use your size and power through that just punch the fuck you know

Watch out and Saturday be you know you're on the road this week I'm gonna be in Columbus. I'm in Hi, yes, when it's gonna. Wow. I'll be on I'm using on stage a. I'm in Ohio. I'm Vegas when it's gonna fly to Alabama. I'll be on stage. Columbus, funny bone, come see me for our Saturday. It's so nice when the, like, I know I have time before the main event, you know, when I can watch him,

I go, thank God. But how many times have I been watching? I'll tell you a poem, I've been watching. I'll go a little longer. I know. It's after a round, just, you got another hot tune in here. I don't want him to stand up. I don't want to stand up. You just look out at me.

I'm like, I don't want to stand up. I got to go and miss this fight. Yeah. And then when I do the meet and greet, people are ruining it for me. Dude, you see what happened? Wilder fear. I'm like, I didn't, I had to come out here

doing the second round. Please tell me what happened. Fear you got knocked out and that's how I find out. I'm like, don't tell me, don't tell me. You wanna know? Well, that doesn't work. The Robbie Lawler, I mean, it's gonna be a second round. Oh yeah, because they go on their phones like right

I So this is this this Saturday wow I'm so excited to be amazing what time first big fight and I mean no standard shit, dude I'm praying nine. They'll probably walk around nine That's the interesting about boxing is if you know and, and UFC, the first on the main card, if the first four fights are knockouts in 10 seconds, it doesn't matter. That main event is going.

That's right. In boxing, no dude, like Canelo, who make bitches wait two hours, like you don't give a fuck? Like this one time. Even if a fight like is a quick fight. It doesn't matter. They have to fill time, yeah. You know, boxing like play by play analysis, a beast,

because those fights dude go quick. They have to fill time, yeah. You know, boxing like play by playing analysts is a beast because just fights dude go quick. They have to fill time. Yeah, because they're like, no, can Elor Floyd made with it? They walk at nine. They're warming up. Good like go tell them to come out here. Get them.

They walk at nine. They walk at nine. No matter you. But you have seasons like. That's why when I was fighting theFC, like you'd look at the three fights before you and if it was like lighter weights, you're like, right, I have some time.

If it was knockout, I was like, I fuck, I'd be ready to go, man. Oh, did you ever see anybody in the UFC when they were before they ran a fight? Was there any locker rooms that were just completely relaxed? And, you know, not like Logan Paul. Yeah. I was like, really?

Did you know you were about to fight, right? You didn't give a fuck. That's a gal that's how it was. Like that's a gala's mood there. Like when you're in, when right before you're gonna fight, that shit is tense. Yeah, it's like, it's like gladiator. Remember they're all waiting,

that guy pisses his pants because they're chained together? Yeah. That's what it's like. And you're like staring each other like, all right, seeing that. And about to fight that person. Yeah, like, no, fuck going out then. Raise.

All right, fellas. Oh my, see you guys. It's like, see fuck going out then. Braze. All right, fellas. Oh my, see you guys, see you guys. I can see another side. See another side, fellas. I'm gonna know it's, and then you're so jealous of the person that went out before you and won and came back in. You're like, oh, you're so lucky.

God, I'm so jealous of you. Oh, yeah, no, no, that shit is just, no. I wonder, I would imagine, well, I feel like Fury's not like that. He's nervous for sure. Like like what oh, but he's also but he's been doing it for so that's that's my issue picking wilder But listen on a betting man like money So the bet is wilder under 12 rounds via knockout to make money you parlor That's that's how you make money because you bet on fear not making money So if you want to make money bet on wilder

But it's like there's not enough days in the week. There's not to change your style to change to use that job to catch up to fear. He's been boxing since he's four year old and diapers. He's got these. He's a gypsy. Yeah. He's named after Mike Tyson. Yeah. So it's just he speaks that language and it's like if you were fluent in Spanish and then,

you know, we're going to debate each other like, but it's in Spanish, branding of six months. Like I kind of know Spanish. So it's like let me let me hire like you don't matter. Well he has to know that that free ganglaces in it. I'm gonna try to do exactly what it did in the second fight which is get him on his back foot and just smother him. Maybe you don't have to do that.

You don't have to do that. No, he can do he can do it all. Yeah, although you do stand in that big distance. But that's what water is expecting though. Yeah, I bet you fury's gonna mess with him for a little bit and then apply the pressure. Cause he knows how dangerous the ante is. So many things.

Such a good fight. I can't. It's exciting. Boxy is so exciting right now. When it's high level, there's nothing better. When it's people you don't know, there's nothing worse. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I just like MMA good.

I mean, MMA's like pizza, cold, hot, I'll fucking, I mean, people get fucked up all the time. Even if guy has real shitty skill, it's still fun to watch. Yeah. Boxing no, because those guys, they don't have like four fights on TV. If they're on TV and you don't know who they are,

even though they're so technical, might have one of fucking gold medal in the Olympics. You're like, all right, it's just a... It's like golf. I know. There are some fights I'm really like, Kobe coming 10 and... Who's most...

That may really dislike each other. What's that, November? They're like, yeah. November six. Six. You'd fly us if you're in town, because you're doing a fight campaign for it. Yeah, I think I'm in fucking...

Cancel it. Doesn't matter. Off the hook comedy or I'm... Oh, cancel. Oh, the... There I am, November six. I'm in fucking cancel it doesn't matter off the hook comedy or I'm oh the I am November 6th I think tomorrow What'd you say come on mobs the I think tomorrow is a fucking beast will tell tell me the last fight Colby was in huh? Would tell me the last fight Colby was in Was it tomorrowarose man?

Yeah. It was Kamarose. And who's gotten better since they last fought? Kamarose. We have no idea what Kobe and there's only one way to get better is by fighting. Like, Johnny, you're fucked. You're kind of not training. I'm not.

But I thought the last fight was woodly. You're talking about practice. You're talking about practice. Click on. Now. Kobe for me. Couple things. Look at Chuchipo. Right Chupo.

Whew. I was like I said something. I thought that was right. That was September 2020. Now go to Kamarro. You can click on it right there, Jin. You can click on it right there. He's so good.

Since they last fought, he beat Mazvidol by decision. They fucking destroyed Gilbert Burns. And then K-O'd fucking, where did Mazdaal go? So he's like, he's getting crazy. It's better. And I saw him when I was in Denver because he's working on Trevor Whitman.

You're like, holy fuck. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, I can box him. He's also so large. I can't believe how large I can believe how small he was. Really? He knew. Well, he or she, yeah, his legs are like, this is super little. I was looking at his own legs. Well, his calves, I don't believe how small he was really Yeah, he knew well to you. Yeah, your legs are like this super low

I was looking at his calves. I don't know if his thighs are that skinny are they easy? He's just to me. He's not big guy for 170. He's not big guy. I think he's huge for what's happening You're seeing Daren-Till or even Colby's like thicker See a taller guy no no come on. I got that He just his mentality just like second to none though. Chandler, Chandler, I'm gonna give you five seconds. You got to, Chandler, Chandler, Gagey. Who you put your money on?

I don't know. Chandler's so explosive, Gagey's, it's gonna be interesting. Gagey's a monster. What about Roseway Lee? Who you got? I saw Gagey and Devin R2 spar with come on and these other guys. Oh really? How you doing, man?

Well, you know, about to get punched in the face. That's a good fight. That's a good fight. These are Arizona, right? I hope Luke uses his grappling too. He's such a monster grappling. I know. Such a monster.

I want Frank Egger to stop. No, Cheeto. You want to stop Cheeto? I want to stop. I want to stop. I want to stop. I want to stop. I want to stop. I want such a monster grappling. I know. Such a monster. I want Frank Eiger to stop. No, Cheeto, you want to stop Cheeto?

I want, I want Frank Eiger to stop. Oh, he's a Hall of Famer who's amazing. I don't want him to take damage. Depends on this guy. Depends on how this goes. That's gonna be a good fight. I don't think Cheeto like K-O's on. It's gonna be a great fight, but.

But if he, yeah, let's see how he does with this one, if he doesn't go well, then yeah, maybe time to stop. Bring up Frankie's record. We had that horrible knockout by a fucking, by Cody, yeah, by a, yeah. Now, San Hagen's fighting Peter Yon, and it's a good tough, tough for Corey. It's been a tough outing for him.

Yeah. That Brian Ortega was really bad, that was the knee and then ended with the punch. Yeah, I didn't like that. He beat the brakes off. Yeah, I read because that was a hot second ago. Kebswanson, Older and Tooth, Max Hallway's tough, Cree and Son Beach and boy.

Pedro Munoz split decision. Pages no punk. But then that Corey Sanhaegan flying knee was a-a-a-a-fabric dish. He's a complete killer. I do think that there's something about fighting that when you get to a certain age, you lose. If you lose a split second,

your hands here and not here can make all the difference. And that's what you start getting. That's why you got to really think about when the object is to shut you off, you got to think about stopping when that matters. I don't know. Knowing when the stop is working. So remember when we were talking about Brian Artiga

and he said, pray for me. I saw the thing was going to the hospital. What was that about? I don't know. He's pretty beat up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Carter stacked.

It's just. It's a fight band for what? We have one October 30th. For the next big UFC, we have one November 6th one November six and one for the big UFC in December two. It was fighting October 30th. That's UFC 268 I think. 267? Yeah, I tried that.

That's good. Oh, they just announced Francis and Sarah gone. UFC 270. Oh, boy. That's going to be October 30th. I got all Seregaon, but that's gonna be exciting this fights They these for this card is fun man. Yeah, I'm glover. Glover. Yeah, my boy Corysan Hagen Yeah, Makachab Dan Hooker. I think Hooker gets it done to be on you. Yep. That's interesting. Yep Yeah, he's a monster so I got I got I got in that John block of it Peter. Yon Yeah, he's a monster. So I got I got I got in that John block of itch Peter Yann Machovich I think those that that's what I bet you two thousand dollars of course you can beat Peter Yann. Oh really? Yep 2000 Yep. Oh wow

What the quickness? Two thousand dollars. Yep Corey Sanding and beats Peter Yann. You're out of your mind. Okay. All right. I can't wait Peter Yann is good. You guys got two bits now and all due respect to Corey Sanding. It was All right. I can't wait. Peter. You guys got two bits now. And all to respect the query. San Hager is a killer. Very interesting. What do you know? Do you know something about Peter? I'm being injured because he's not injured. He's a monster. Yeah. It's just a you look at the styles and it's all about styles. There can be a worse matchup for Peter. I think Al Jermaine Sterling and TJ is a rough matchup for for Cory San Hagen. It's just worked out that he got to leapfrog them because everyone's injured and now you have to fight Peter Young.

Peter Young's gone. I think it's going to be the long time champion. I don't think anybody beats Peter Young. I think it's striking and everything is just too sure to advance. Sure. Just better. Yep. Better. Yep. Yep. Dan Hooker. How does Dan Hooker deal with Islam? Maki Jeff could be 2.0. No, you're not buying the hype. He just has a way to go. I think to show up better in this one, because it's not he's not the main event. He's still not ready for main events yet. Right. But also Dan Hooker is just a season vet has a lot of ways to stop him. Dan Hooker. Fucking beast. He's long. He's rangy. Yep. He's been in there with the bass. I do think that in Mod Hooker,

Mod Hooker hasn't beat anybody. But he gets put on his back, right? I mean, what happens then? I don't know how you deal with him. We'll see. You know what I'm saying? I wouldn't bet on that one. Everybody's on Dagestan's nuts,

but I mean, these are the guys that really stand out. Like, someone like Islam, Mod Hooker, stand out. There's a million of them. No, there were a lot of great guys, but I'm saying that kind of, how do you do do that chain wrestling? I don't know what Dan Hooker's gonna do. What's the one in December?

Summers, a big boy too. UFC's bringing the heat. Is December UFC 270? Is that Francis and Cyril Gond? I think they're 20, 22. Oh, that's January 22. And I got Cyril Gond and FI2. How about you?

Yeah, you too. I don't know yet. Tough. Which one is the end of December, chance? 269 probably. Yeah, just 269 December, I love it. And what's on, let's see that card. Manu Nenez, you have Marino and Figueroito rematch.

And the announce box here. Charlesville, oh, Dustin Porre is the big one. Who's he fighting? Charlesville Rivera. Taddle. Shit. Wow. And then your boy Cody, wherever I'm at too. Charles will oh Dustin porry's the big one who's he fighting Charles will have air title Yeah, wow and then your boy Cody wherever to yep Cody vs. Kira France get down the cruise on there Shunnel Malle's on there didn't cork Cody loses last fight. I think you got yeah, that was a tough fight for him Yeah, but now he's that one 25 Yeah, Rob Fonse killer.

And TJ's got knee surgery, I guess. He had to, yeah. Yeah, he was, he postponed that because he had, he was a candidate for surgery. Post-pone what surgery anyway on his knee before this? Oh, no, he's already had surgery. Yeah. But you're not getting jumped on a tile shot after major knee surgery. Yeah.

Because what he fought, I mean, he had to have his ACL reconstructed. He was on a fight companion, what, fucking two months ago. Yeah, he had surgery directly after that. He had to have his ACL reconstructed. ACL? Yeah, that's bad. No, no, he didn't tear his ACL. He did not.

No, he tore everything but the ACL. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's why he's fortunate. That's why he's got to be back and trained by December. Oh, wow. Yeah. ACL is the worst. Yeah, by the way.

I mean, they're better at now. Like, remember when like Adrian Peterson towards ACL And it used to be just career suicide for NFL runbacks now. It's not that big of a deal. They bounced back from it Wow, I think they quite embarkly tore his to yeah, he did. He's doing decent. Yeah Fyton Bannon monster. Yeah Jesus Christ. F***ing paining. Monster.

Yeah. He posted a video of the surgery after it. Look what it made for us. Like, yeah, on his Instagram. God, he's such a badass. He's still one that fight, even though he's fucking blue leg at knee out in the first run. Can I see her Dean defense call not to stop,

made a minute, his final take, it was, he was tired. Okay. He wasn't answering questions wrong That was a weird one too Because he answered the question wrong asked him again. They got a right so then go What I want home boy died in Bayerenuck, do you see that? Yeah, that's what would occur in that. Just recently? I wonder how that's gonna, yeah, yeah.

Oh, shit. You got knocked out, never came to you from it. There's like a month later almost, and then he passed away. That's the only fault. That's the black guy for Berenuck, no pun intended. Disturbed by regulation of Berenuck's boxing death, that's the guy of the hair guy. Yeah. He died? He died, yeah. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right.

I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. Medical guidelines set forth by Association of Boxing Commission More concern is the fact that make them is still not required any

Image studies of CT MRI scan. Yeah, that's not good terrible, especially for a bare knuckle. Yeah It's tough You remember I remember you guys were talking or was it just you burning about you and Joe Rogan were discussing how what's safer and what's not Say for bare knuckle and Joe saying Rogan Eddie for the longest We're saying needs to be a knuckle. It's better and now they see and what's not safer. Bare knuckle and Joe Singh. Rogan Eddie for the longest, we're saying it needs bare knuckle. It needs bare knuckle, it's better. And now they see it's not better. But one thing they do is they,

if they don't wrap their wrists, if they wrap their wrists, there's so much more strideiness there. I just think you'd also get cut more with just your knuckles part of that. Of course, everyone gets clashed up. But that's what they're saying. But if they didn't wrap their wrists,

I think it'd be probably be safer, because you can't punch as hard. But then, guys are gonna break their hands for sure. And I can give you a very good fight. Yeah. There's a reason that things evolved to gloves. You have to look at boxing. Boxing started at Barron Nuckel.

Boxing now has gloves. There's a reason for it. It makes the sport better. It actually does. It's just more technique. You're not dealing with fights aren't stopped as often with cuts. You start letting people cut., if I turn stop this often with cuts, you know, you started letting people cut, like, watch what happens when somebody hits you with an elbow. Your whole face opens up. They do it right. That's why they call

my, my fucking. I mean, elbows are definitely legal and all makes martial arts, but in boxing, it's, but also you got to remember to get their casual fan base. You can't bear not listen. You just got hip to the casuals. If it was bear knuckle, it's too barbaric. Yeah. Trust me, I think viewership is fall. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. If you're trying to be a mainstream sport, it feels like you feel out head butts. It feels like you feel out head butts and bear knuckle people. I don't want to see this. Especially, you know, just the way society is, not my thing, but if you allowed, you know, women to, you know, bare knuckle, like already, so you think of bare knuckles and they're like, you know, forget headbutting.

I mean, you kid me. You suck or kiss the face when you're allowed. Yeah, they used to allow. Yeah. They couldn't do it. What else you got, Jen? you still out. Yeah, they couldn't do it. What else you had, Jen? Kurtz. Here we go. So after Facebook went back up, Mark Zuckerberg actually dropped eight billion on his network. Saw that. And it says that he is set to keep on a steady decline because of what's app Instagram and Facebook being down for six hours. Damn. It sounds like a Facebook, it's very straight, I'm not conspiracy-yab, it's weird there's that whistleblower,

and then the site the next day goes down, and it goes on us, nobody did it, and what are you erasing in there? What data are you getting rid of? I think the really interesting thing is that they've known for a long time that their product is not good for children. Like and it just isn't. For example, when she was testifying, she was like, our algorithm can show you

that when you start Googling healthy recipes as a as a young girl, it leads you very quickly into anorexia promoting behavior. So did. So literally, and they knew, and it goes on and on. So the Rohingya and Burma, they are a minority. Yeah. Burma, the military junta, or the power structure, was hijacking Facebook pages to spread false stories. That caused mobs of people to go kill Rohingya. So the genocide is being blamed on how they are manipulating the Facebook algorithm to spread false information, the

militaries. Now Facebook goes, what are we supposed to do? It was a major problem. So it was really interesting that Facebook, it's a think about this. Just like with tobacco companies, you're a human being. You get a great job. You're working for, I don't know, Philip Morris. You got a great house. You got, you know, your kids are going to school. You have a swimming pool.

You got a great community. And you look around and as the evidence starts mounting, you realize, fuck, my product kills people. But then you do this. You go, I'm just supplying it to the man. You can do that for just so long until your kids start coming home going hate dad This shit is killing people, and you know it and I it's very interesting What's going on in Facebook? I wonder what's gonna happen within the ranks you go I'm making millions of dollars But the shit the Instagram TikTok all this stuff is not good for my own children. It's not good for me

It's not good for anybody. It's not good for anybody We know we know with mental health like it's so unhealthy for everybody adults to children like it's so toxic At what point do they take some responsibility? Yo, this isn't good it's dividing people. We're spreading misinformation a lot of mr Here's my question. How do you take responsibility? Because we know that foreign So here's my question, how do you take responsibility? Because we know that foreign nationals, China, Russia, Israel, whoever it might be, are hijacking these platforms and creating dissension

in America. That's what they want. Like Rogan had that, Mike Baker on the CIA, and they played an interview from a Russian, he was KGB, and this was their plan. Like they want to pit us against each other. The woke movement, the cancel, like they want all this divide. They can't just push all this, like,

this is their plan. Yeah, a lot of it is Russian intelligence. Yeah. Push in the narrative. He's like, you know, people think it's like James Bond, like we're spies. He's like, that's like 10% of what we do. He's like, and because he was a whistleblower,

he's like, what they do now their focus is all social media. Of course, because they can go and divide so much further. You can create chaos. You can just spread a story about how the Rahinger are enslaving kids. Yeah, if you're Mark Zuckerberg and you're worth, I mean, $50 million. Yeah.

At what point do you go, man, this is not good. You don't need more money. You're all set, Bubba. You're good. At what point do you take some and go, you shut it down? Yeah, you go, man, we get something else gonna pop up, but I think him as a American, he's go,

man, we create this thing. This is not what I intend for it to do. It's got way out of hand. Now that I've seen the analytics, I see how, you know, it's crushing young people and spreading misinformation, I'm going to shut it down. Here's the problem. You got, see how many people work for Facebook.

I was going to say that, something to do. So you're responsible for so many people's employment and you're making a good point. I think. No, I'm going to shut on that point there. So, so let's say they have, say they have a thousand, they don't, say they have a thousand employees. Okay. They have a thousand employees. Okay, they have a thousand employees

60,000 60,000 not only do you have 60,000 but you also there's a lot of good that it does to right to people It brings people together creates communities It helps organize for good causes that's the other that's here. That's the flip side of it What I think you might see is more regulation if you're under 18 you don't get to be on Facebook I mean you don't get to be under 18, you don't get to be on Facebook. I mean, you don't get to be on TikTok. You don't get to be on Instagram. Good luck. That's unrealistic.

It's unrealistic. Yeah, you have to shut it down. As if I have a 13 year old, I am not opposed to saying to my 13 year old, you're never allowed on social media. I don't think it's good for me. It's just not realistic. I know. Because there are friends around me.

How do you stop porn? How do you stop these kids who are 10 years old watching porn and it gets into their brain? They'll find a way. Of course. It is the problem. Yeah, I don't know what you do. It's our problem.

It is our, it is our generation's problem. Quick question, I'm just trying to understand it a little bit more. So what is it like when he said that he lost all that money, like how does that work? Somebody was $128 billion. So so by getting shut down with advertising all this stuff guys who's an 8 billion dollars. Okay. Wow Stock people are probably like oh man. They're not that stable. So they're just like pulling out. Yep. Selling stocks. Yeah advertising Okay

It's pretty interesting. I Don't know man. I, just watch my fucking Instagram. That's all you got to do, guys. And that's where you're going to get to work. It's interesting that they... It's interesting that the whole they have on society, like, it's a monopoly for sure. It's a monopoly.

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You can't stop that unity. No, come on, let's go. Unity. We try. We try every time. We'll get up. All right. Dude, I think fucking working out and taking my pants off.

I'm looking exactly the same. I can't believe it. I'm sure I'll have a look. You just, you just stopped out his workout. Yeah, I'm telling cash. I'm working exactly this. I can't believe it. I'm sure I'm wrong. You just, you just stopped out his workout. Yeah, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm talking, I'm fucking tired. Hey, there you go.

Straight this can drive you nuts. Yeah. So Chappelle can't go with me to Vegas. We can, he's in Tampa. I am. I see Stevie Blue Eyes opening his hair and I go, uh, he was the man I'm trying to get up. Oh, yeah, man.

Well, I, I think he was sometime in Vegas. He went, go there. He goes, cool, that sounds good. He texts me yesterday, he was the end man trying to get up, oh yeah man, well I can give him some time in Vegas, he went, go there, he goes, cool, that sounds good. He text me yesterday, he goes, dude, having trouble finding a dog sitter or find it, a hotel to take the dog, can't go. You know, I didn't even just play back. I, Stevie, I went, oh get it together! I went, oh you, the dog guy now.

You're the dog guy now that you can't, you should say things. Put it down. No, I can't. You can't dog guy now that you can't you should say things put it down No, I can't you can't say that Of course not of course you go see that about butter, but I mean it would make me so I can imagine my agent was like hey, dude We booked you a gig in San Francisco Oh man, let me try and find a dog Let me try and find a dog said it they can't leave it the dog with you Let me try and find a dog setter. They can't leave it the dog with you.

Uh-huh. You can. It's up to him. Can't the dog not? Oh, wait, are you going? I was going to go. He was trying to find a hotel that would be dog friendly, but last minute, it was just so expensive.

It doesn't exist. So, some of the love the price a lot when you read a dog. Would have cost it a lot. Would have been a pretty penny. I Leave the dog with your girl and go to stand up, Stevie. You get me I read in shops giving you an opportunity sold out shows. Yeah, two to four So that shows I went like this You butter what's that dog's name?

Fucking You were saying you butter what's that dog's name butter's fucking butter I knew this would fire you know I didn't be you know I didn't let check please On Stevie's career check please Check please out we'll take the check now hey bro. You know what look up the word Dilletot because you just kind of skating around the edge Butter's check please because you just kind of skating around the edge. Butters. Chuck, please. Chuck, look. No, it's even. Chuck, please. Also, you got somebody to take care of butters.

And you know what? All you have to do to take care of butters, had them. Yep. Let him sit around. Have him have not. He sleeps a lot, don't we? Now, if you guys had a kid or a child,

that makes sense. Yeah. Sure. You mean sure. But a weiner dog? Sure. Weiner dog. It's a mix.

It's a mix, right? It's a mix, right? Get past. It's Stevie's best friend now. It is. His heart is like started when we got it. Hope that dog pays his bills. I was gonna say, I hope that dogs are some only fans of some shit.

He really just wants to stay home and buy NFTs. He wants to be a crypto dad now. A crypto guy. Hey, listen, NFTs. He's trading NFTs right now. Have you seen like my buddy, Barton Ape, I made fun of him. He bought a what?

He bought an eight. And NFT, NFT, NFT, eight. Okay, he didn't buy a live eight. Yeah, NFT, NFT, I was with him in France. He's a great guy, smart guy. He's in the crypto young guy. And I go, he paid six grand. And I remember looking at him going I was like

you know how you judge people I went yeah if you don't know you'd like cool you paid for a digital trading I kind of got him that he was looking at this day like what is this and he was like reluctant but he started explaining me NFTs well well that that ape he sold it for what well no the ape is now worth about 200 grand yeah are, are you serious? Yeah, how does that happen? And then there is, then there are the cryptodes. Cryptodes now are worth $70,000. These NFTs are being traded in their own ecosystem. It's getting a little dicey though,

because China, I think, is banning all crypto, because that cryptocurrency, they can't control it. And a lot of banks don't take it. Well, now with blockchain, though, they can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of so so crypto is so future Yeah, but you when I like he's he's very into it's like when you want to FaceTime with that crypto guy went check Please yeah, and here's my barber pissed me on Now with the apes now with the apes mm-hmm these NFTs, now they have a serum that turns it into

mega ape or something, it's a serum. They made, in eight minutes, they made $900 million to be created in eight minutes. They make $900 million, but I like it for the story. $900 million? Not $900 million. Yeah, in Ethereum. I mean, so, so good, but it's good.

Oh, got it. But I mean, I agree with you. It's like, what does that mean? But you got to get hit to it. You know, if you want to, you know, yeah, they have that crazy bar of pitchman, I creeped out. Huh? That crazy bar of pitchman.

You can do it if you click. Please. So what it is, I'm looking at it. You want to try it? I have a team who has it when I'm ready to do it. It's just, I can't right now. I'm not educated enough to get involved in it. Yeah, fair enough.

I'm not that stupid. There are ecosystems where everybody agrees on a particular currency or everybody agrees on the value of something. And that's a community that agrees on it. So sometimes you have these really small niche marketplaces that deal with only one specific financial instrument. Within that they create these. But a lot of it is just like we're all going to agree that these apes are worth a lot of money. And you can make a market of money if you do it.

Yeah. Because then all of a sudden Snoop Doggie Dog gets in on it. People get in on it. I don't say doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy it. Yeah, I don't say doggy dog. I don't wanna say doggy dog. Yeah, every time. He took away doggy dog. I didn't let him have it. You were doing all right. You were doing all right. That Snoop Doggie Doggie Dog. Snoop Doggie Dog Dog is what's like I tried buying Winston Churchill painting

because I'm really into the crown. And I went, you know what's a good investment? A Winston Churchill painting. Well, sir, hey dumb dumb. That was forever ago and you think you're the first one on somebody at Winston Churchill painting? It was a really good painting. And I think the lowest one I found was a million bucks.

And then Angelina Jolie bought one, sold it for $11 million. Yeah, check please. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, getting into. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, getting into crypto is my goal. Like Joe was like, that's a good idea. I'm like, right?

Let me look. Yeah. What they don't tell you is how many people lose money I'm crypto and how many people lose money. Yeah, it all sounds good. You guys are making like anything else. Really know this. They know it.

And they live it. Like this guy that I know has made money on the eight. He lives at 24 seven. It's a very different kind of thing. That's it's like my, my, my, Dub David off. Dub makes a lot of money in real estate, but Dub has been doing real estate for 25 years. Like and he's so deep in it with really good guys. Well, that's what he got. But he's like, do I'm even real estate? Are you? Yeah. How many people do they're they're asking a state or restaurants? They're most do you don't hear about it. Yeah, but that's the majority of people

I'm so excited when my dad said me I go I'm getting in real estate. Oh No, my father goes cool. He goes what are you gonna do? And I was like I got the dad out because this guy and he goes, he goes what do you know about real estate? It's a real casual conquest. I was like, he's seen so many people. It's good to talk to older heads about it. My dad's the same way. Well, no, because so many people get into it though.

You don't want to stick to comedy. You don't want to laugh at us. Well, it's like, my dad's the one who got me to start the network, because I met with two different people on networks, and they wanted to give me equity in their company and bring all my shows over to there. And I was talking to my dad about them, they're going to give me 20% of this,

and it's a value of that. 30 million, blah, blah, blah. And they both offer you this idea. And you said, so how much might, let's say you did it and then sold it the next day, how much of them, I get dad, that's like, seven million bucks. You're like, now, do you think in some weird world,

they're offering you that for a reason, I know. I mean, probably because I do the use, and now do you think that you couldn't do it yourself and bet on yourself and do it down the road? I know. It's because it sounds like you have all the things in place, but you just want to take these route out. I mean, how are you right, Dad? Yeah, that's one thick boy's day. That's what dad's are. Yeah. But what would they've been? You're dad. Smart guy. Yeah, monster. Yeah, monster. And you need that. You do. And you're lucky to have that too sometimes just to have super like older head to bounce shit off of a lot of guys don't have that. Not super fortunate. And that's where you see people just they start going headlong into something

and you're like there are certain things here that you're you're not taking account. But people will make a lot of money in most of the you get lucky sometimes but for the most part the people that I know have made a lot of money in business know that business. They spend a lot of time in that business. And the devils, the details will kill you. The devil is in the details. It's the details, you know, fucking pay attention to. It was like this guy.

You lose your ass man. You lose your ass. This dude in Alaska had a hotel. He started a hotel, we've stayed at it. And he goes, dude, because there are things I was losing my ass on plastic I'm thinking about it. Yeah, yeah, then people would throw them away, and I had to keep replanting. It was just oh fuck it Yeah, I was like you're like a fuck

What else you got you? So Dave ship hell released his latest Netflix comedy special lot yesterday. I believe we're seen in here Yeah, you might you guys like it. Yeah, he's a monster monster. It felt more like a Ted talk in my opinion though He's gotten more of that way a little bit, but there's definitely some great points. Yeah, absolutely Like the point about to bring up with the babies hilarious. Yeah, yeah So there are two things I really went viral shortly after the special dropped one is that he had a joke about DeBaby and how people care more about him offending the LGBT community than they do about him killing someone Pointless he goes he goes this how crazy things are he goes DeBaby who you know top songs on the chart

Before those top songs and this is true and he goes you can google it He goes murder a man Shot him at point blank range and Walmart most people don't know that and he was fine Get wrong. Yeah, he was defend himself So they say so they dropped there's no charge against it He was but he killed another black man. No, he talks about that. He goes But if you have if you hurt the feelings of a gay person you better watch out It's so funny and then I think he said, I don't want to lose joke with you. I think he goes, how about I trade you?

I won't do any LGBTQT jokes anymore if you release the baby. Yeah, that's what he said. Well, he did. He probably, the guy was probably trying to fucking rob him. They saw the video and he, you know, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he I don't know what happened. But it's very well known. It's legal. It's very well known. It's very killed together. That's a great thing. Very well known, like not too many people actually know it. I'm saying if you're, if you're,

if you know the baby you want to do it. Yeah, I love to baby. Yeah, yeah, I'm a super fan to me. Yeah, yeah. So I knew that. Anybody talks about his songs? Yeah. What is it, the cop car song?

He talks about shooting in front of, defense two-year-old daughter. Yeah He's like Baby mama. Yeah, he's like I'll do it. Oh, yeah, oh Holy fuck. They're just gonna show the I know body like that. Why don't you do it? Wait Walmart the guy came out of the gun came out of What a good was a lady shot and kill but by the rising during a fight that broke out in the fight of fight first. You imagine dying in a Walmart. You died in a Walmart on that Walmart floor. You know, they had to keep things moving.

Well, it's like you see that on CNN or whatever new station watch, I'm sure you saw this morning, it said, uh, you know, um, mass shooting, mass shooting. There's an active shooter in Arlington, Texas at a high school there. Well, the more facts, because I think that's what gets clicks and that's what you know, that's what you look like. Oh my God, another mass shooter, crazy white guy. Well, no, it was a black guy who got in a fight

and started shooting at the guys who were fighting it. It was not an act. He wasn't trying to shoot. No, he was getting in the fight. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you see to show. No, he was getting on the fight. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you see that? There was a, I saw these dudes who just started shooting

at each other in a mall, a crowded mall, just like pulling out guns, and you're like, you know you're on camera, you know your life's done now. You really haven't waked up? No, you see what happened in Chicago? There's video, just, I mean, at a house, it's just semi-automatic. Ha! Ha! They have camera, they have everything. Just I mean at a house. It's just semi-automax

They have camera they've everything the cop they we know who they are cops apprehending them They posted bail. There's no charges press nothing and the community's like what in the fuck? You can just open fire on a house and there's no repercussions. There's nothing right? They won't press charges all the cops compress charges. Yeah, dude. Yeah It's that woke me out there. Oh Lori Lightfoot well when I was out there there people like don't go to Chicago right now because shit hap crazy Shit happens and nobody and it's not just on the south side any it's it's taken over downtown Love Chicago love Chicago when my favorite where is not the winner? There's there's guys you start blood oh, it's you're like holy fuck dude. What the fuck really?

Chicago house. You're having guys start blasting Chicago Chicago Chicago shooting house. I said 2021. Just go Chicago. Go back. There goes 2021. Real quick, you know more kids have died from gunfire than COVID yeah and carry on this is it right here That's a good last three months go. This is super recent. What's that night right? Nope, there's middle middle of the day Middle of the day, I don't know No, cuz they let him go if someone was killed, but that that seat that might be it. This is six hours. Yeah, that makes sense. There you go. Did you find that guy's suit?

No, we don't notice it. Suites my prock. He just got weird soldiers. This, you know, Austin, the left one dead and two others injured one died Friday. Still the source of simmering tents between the mayor and state's attorney. We have to understand how it's possible when this kind of shootout is captured on film that there were no charges of any person, even though people were brought into custody. I don't give a fuck. This is not a time for scapegoat.

She's a beast. She's also the girl that. She's a political a small it's calling out the mayor defend just a moment Saying Cochrane defend Georgia for yeah, right With detectives I'm hard pressed to think about what the additional evidence would be when it's all on capture and videotape You got officers on the scene who have body cam and dash cam. What more is necessary? There's a shootout in Austin.

Our number one concern should be about getting those people prosecuted, not a headline diverting attention away from the fact that we have not had a comprehensive plan for violence in the city of Chicago. Fox said, if detectives gather additional evidence, the case could be revisited, potentially leading to charges. Potentially redid it.

The purpose of Attorney's Office is here, ready to hold those who cause harm to our communities accountable for their actions. Whatever the other evidence is that needs to be gathered, the police department is gonna be Johnny on the spot and make sure we get it. But this is a very compelling case. that needs to be gathered, the police department is gonna be Johnny on the spot and make sure we get it. But this is a very compelling case.

Kim Fox is calling for a meeting with the mayor, the police super, what's the problem is Area 5? They're just not doing the other things. Those guys just on their at home. They put up to who they are. Oh yeah, they caught. Yeah, they caught a. They caught a video. And then really say, how do you release those guys?

That's what everyone's like. How the fuck are we going to? Well, no, you're not going to get released. So you know Chicago, the crime so bad out there, like cops when we go into the neighborhoods. So you know she wanted to defund the police and do all the shit. And then when the riots started,

she hired security with guns. What a surprise. Yeah, Lori is so dumb. She looks so dumb. She's a, she'll be out. I don't think people are very happy with guns. What a surprise. Yeah, Lori is. She looks so good. She's, she'll be out. I don't think people are very happy with her. No, how could you be? What else you got, you know?

What's the HBO? HBO has officially brought to trailer for a spin. And she's the main guy, well not the main guy. He's one of the main guys in the crown too. I was thinking about that. He looks like my friend, Logan Vanning. And they didn't call the man dragon. Shane, bring up Pat Viennese.

I'll put it there. He put for the dragon. My friend Pat, Viennese looks identical to that man. It's all I can see. How so the dragon. Viennese, D-E-V-E-E-E-E-N-Y, I think.

I think it was this one. Let me double check here. No, that's not it. D-E-E-What? D-E-E-V-E-A- From a quarterback? Dalvin? No, no, no, no. He didn't play quarterback.

D-E-V-E-E-N-Y, see if that pops up. E-Y? There it is. Oh, bitch or where? No, he didn't die. If he did, I just saw him over the weekend. That'd be terrible. If you do pat to being typing C, football.

Is it this guy here? No, how dare you do. What? That guy kind of looks like. That guy's not here? No, how dare you do it. That guy kind of looks like it. That guy's not my friend. That guy looks like him. Oh, what? What?

What? The guy the bomb right has not taken up as now. This short friend right here. Figure it out, Chin. It's over now. Listen, we can't find it. He looks identical to him.

Just know he looks identical for the bug guy. The prequel of the guy. And but it looks identical for the bug guy. The prequel. This guy. But it's not from the writers who wrote the original one. No, is that dark? Who's that actor? Different writers? He's not new.

He's in the crown. Different show writers. Yeah, that guy. He's the husband of Queen Elizabeth, the second in the crown. God, he's a real cock in that. He's a piece of shit. I'm sorry, it's hard for me to talk about any other TV show

besides Squid Game. Joe, shit. I'm sorry, it's hard for me to talk about any other TV show besides Squid Game. Yo Brian, I'm four and I'm so, yeah. We got a lot of them. Oh my god, I just finished four. Hey bro. Just wait until you get to six. Oh my god. Six is unbelievable.

I'm loving, I'm Brian. How many episodes is this? Brian, oh, Brian, you're so right. The acting, the storyline, the way they set everything up. Written in direct by one person. It's a perfect. Written in direct by one person. There was a story that came out about the creator of Squid Games, where he wrote it in the

early 2000s and every single studio passed on it until 12 years later. He actually had to stop writing Squid Games in order to sell his laptop because he was so broke. Oh, I love it. Yeah, great because he was so broke. I love it. Yeah, great story. I love it. Well, let's wait five years for Brennan to watch it. I know.

No, really. I would watch it if you guys didn't like it so much. It drives me nuts. And it's really good. You can get a hip. No, and this is for you. This is for you and me. This is for you and me.

If I hear one more time. Hey, no, listen to me. Listen to me. I'm never going to watch it. Hey, I'm not going to watch it. Hey, I'm not going to watch it. And this is this is for you. You can try this for you and really if I hear one more time. Hey, no, listen, listen, I'm never gonna watch it. I'm never gonna watch if I hear this figure. Especially if I hear it one more time. The way it's shot in the acting.

Oh my god, it's fucking incredible. Unless you're quittin' turn, you know, I don't wanna hear it. You got it? I don't hear about the acting. I've never watched a major Netflix show on or HBO or on show time yet Man, it's some terrible act. They're all good. Everybody's good. They're professional actors. I Hear it one more time. No, but here's the other one. One more time. I'm gonna fight you. This man. I'm gonna fuck you up I'll fight you over screen cameras. Cool dude. If I hear one more thing about the wait shot, I'm gonna piss down

your throat. That's a great. That's a good. That's a good. Fucking strong and shit lately. Let him know, Brian. And I'm tight. I haven't even eaten today and I feel so fucking energized, bro. Hey, let's do this. Once we wrap, because you feel so good. Yeah. Let's wrestle whoever taps the other one out has to shout out the other one's dates Do you want to play that or no? Come on squid game Come on squid boy. It's been a little tough on me. Why? Can I use certain techniques whatever you want? I'll even let you start with whatever you. Okay, I can I use start on my back if you want

You want you want you want me to help you? He's bashful Eagle claw sure all right. Let's do it squid boy Okay, I'm gonna use bash. Hey, that's for everyone here. Bro one more time how that thing's well shot And I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna just one more thing one more than that cold day. There's one more thing Yeah, no, there's one more thing It's that girl's first time acting ever and she kills it She actually broke a record on Instagram. She's the most followed person within a three weeks band 15 million 14 days amazing. I know squid game two words for you

Squid game. Let me see the trailer for the new game with her own I don't like the the routine guys didn't write it though Really a lot of people don't like that. We'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, I know it came to an end. You same bitches cried over the sopranos. Shut up! PAP! Do it yourself! But write it yourself. But write it yourself. Alright, let's see. There's dragons, yeah? Yeah, bunch of dragons.

Fuck yeah. Oh, this is Brian's world, man. Gods. I'm in. Kings. I'll show you some of the same actors, but you really can't have the 200 years before. Fire. Dragons. And blunt. Dragons and Glunt. Dreams didn't make us kings. Dragons did.

Yes! I'm so hard right now I'm in the dragon starting the man dragon himself So when he's a redo that and then and then have your face in there. Yep. Yep Starry dragon dragon dude. I would love to do that and no scales just me. Yeah, they come at you Have a tail though you gotta have you gotta have the flames come down You gotta yeah, it'd be sick Yeah, cuz how do you fly seven million views?

I can't I don't know I'm into it. Yeah, yeah how do you fly? Seven million views. I can't even. I can't even. Oh, I'm into it. I mean, yeah, everyone's gonna be into it. Even if it is different. Is there any good? Is there any good scary shit popping right now? Oh, the same creators of Haunting of Hill House came out with Midnight Mass. How is it? I've watched one episode so far. It's good. It's a series. It's the same kind of vibe like Creepy, Erie, scary. There's a build up to it. Oh, you know how I got really into Love on the spectrum with the season 2's out, which is great They do find love in that but there's a new series my English friends are talking about it's from

I think 2012 it's called Undatable not the crystal is show with Whitney Cummings. It's the UK version, but it's it was before love on the spectrum Huh go no yeah, you the undatables oh, oh wow Now click on the far left one that's the guy in the far right. I'm like I'm in I'm fucking watch it Or how about the gums I'm Becky on the left? I'm fucking in I'm Where how about the gums? I'm Becky on the left. I'm fucking in. I'm in on all the girls on Becky Whose teeth would you have Brian yours or the black guys? I got the black guys Can you fix that what's called on dateable for a reason? How about crazy guys? Look at the crazy guy this guy that guy

I'm in I'm fucking in as real you can watch on Amazon It is a it's oh, that's homies wife. Yep. I can't yeah, that's tough. I'll watch it Well, too fantastic when these people find love. There's nothing happier, dude Yeah, it's all they want and they're in off the bat as long as somebody's in to kind of what they're into Like that guy who's balls deep in dinosaurs She's like I kind of like dinosaurs. He's like doing do you want to get married right now? And they knew each other for three minutes. Dale. Yeah. Well, this there it is. I need to see the girl with the gums. I don't know why I'm a little obsessed with it. I don't know why. What? Yeah. It's interesting, huh?

I see more pictures of what's her name. They can't just type in the girl with the gums, right? Girl, the girl. I feel bad, but I should say. Undatable UK girl. Oh, cast. There you go. Yeah, but they're telling me that it's better than love on the spectrum. Really? And clearly, I don't want you to make fun of them.

I watch it because they're just, yeah, and like they want love so bad, man. I can't watch it, it makes me sad. No, no, no, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I'm surprised. A lot of them find love. No, it's not like that. what I'm saying. I feel like a lot of them find love. Yeah, it's not like that.

It's not making fun of them. It actually makes you understand them more. This is your Squid Games for them. Yes. Yeah, you got to watch Squid Games. Oh, look at that happy couple. Yeah, look at them. Okay.

Good for you, Christine. You can fix it. Just fix your teeth. You don't want to. His teeth are fine. Yeah. No. Let him have it Where should go

Yeah, Emily Emily in Mitchell Yeah, that's just something going on is there a way to fix her gums. I think I'm gonna shh That would hurt. I'm gonna say I think you know you can shave your teeth. There's a way to fix that That would hurt. I'm gonna say I think you can shave your teeth. There's a way to fix that Could you put in veneers? I don't know what it is, but there's a way to fix you assholes. Oh That Brian what maybe she don't care It doesn't look that bad. It doesn't look it. It smells like really big than it The her lips a lot of good lips just rises

But there's some people non the spectrum with those same guns. We're talking about it. Yeah, all right This is where it's kind of tough man. I know but we don't say that. I'm gonna get sad now She just rises. But there's some people in the spectrum with those same gums. What are we talking about here? Yeah, all right. Dude, this is where it's kind of tough then. I know, but we don't see that. I'm gonna get sad now. Yeah, well it's not. She's a bit of a face now. No, she found love.

That's so sad. All I know is I'm fucking in. They told me, you never see on a day I'm like, no, because I'm not from the UK. They went, it's better in love in the spectrum I said, say less. I think when you have kids, you get so sad for their parents.

Dude, I'm telling you, it's not, these shows aren't like that. It makes you understand what they go through. And they're super like loving and yeah, some have like a superpower. It's fantastic. All you want is your kids to be happy and not lonely. Half your kids on the spectrum, yeah,

it's your great might feel certain. Well, there's nothing, I think to watch your child be lonely and not be able to make friends would be the hardest thing. That your heart would be broken. Yeah, my second youngest brother is autistic. Oh yeah. How autistic. He's pretty.

He's not there. So he's gonna need his mom. He's one of my mom. And does he have any superpower? Is he like really good at counting or is he in the business or? Remember his dates of like, certain events like a motherfucker.

And then he can fix anything electrical really quick. Yeah, fuck yeah. It's like insane. It's just like, boom. They excel in that stuff. Like that guy on Love and the Spectrum, he meets, he's dating this girl and he meets the first time he goes in whatever, 1942.

Do you know what today is famous for? No, no. And he knows the Titanic where it went down, how it went down, like he knows all like dates. Like history, he knows all history. So it's kind of cool. Yeah, it's kind of cool. Yeah.

All right, he's looking for a wife. What else you got, Jen? All right, happy news. I saw this. Oh, yes, I saw this. for a wife. What else you got, Jen? All right, happy news. I saw this. Oh, yes, I saw this. It says he's cancer. He had stage four lymphoma.

Holy shit. Yeah, so he can't. The lymphoma they can cure a lot. Is he the lead singer? Well, they switch back. They have back and forth. Which one's Mark? So Mark's the guy on the far right.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And then Tom's in the middle and then I'm the top. Now, Tom's the guy who's ball's deep in aliens. Yes, he's the one that he's big, real big in aliens. He's not with him anymore, though, right then Tom's in the middle of the guy who's balls deep in aliens. Yes. He's one a big real big an aliens He's not with them anymore though, right Tom? No, but I think there is talks of them the original Yeah, apparently the foam I don't know they've made a lot of progress with the foam a man. Yeah, you can you can actually If with the right treatments you can that's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, he's a stout. I love that guy

That's his hair gray and everything and Brian is your hair Your hair cut Here I'm gonna get back on my fucking Propecia. Why do you get off? What is that? Once you get a four-way and I got lazy I got to get more I got to go get a checkup. I'm like, fuck, I'm like, fuck, I'm a pro-p-. One ring. Nadi, you're not last week with you, right? It was me. Yeah. I mean, I look pretty mad. So do I. You'll know when I'm doing something. You'll know. Oh, to me. Yeah. I don't know. Will you know? Well, I get more muscular if I get on you.

You've always looked the same. Yeah. I don't think I'll make you look different. It will. It will. So yeah, it will make a difference. If I left, if I do stuff, if I... I think no, I think you're gonna look different. I can't wait. Are you gonna start doing stuff? I don't feel like needed now. Yeah, I feel strong. Do what you do. But I want to say I want to say I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I wish you would. I want to say when you're 60 if you get on it, I want to say I think it is. But I think if you're losing here, it's gonna speed that up. You bald is hilarious.

Well, I could shave my head, but I'm not gonna look fat. I mean, I could shave my head. No, no, no, no. I can't shave my head. You have a good shaved head. I have a good shaved head. No, it's long, but the thing is, is,

if you go, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. Oh my, what? What is the long head? Don't just shave like that. No, no, no, no, no. Don't just shave like that. I can't, I can't, I can't. I'm like, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I Is a long Long Just walk You can't you can't shave it

Because then it's gonna be like the old man like you're gonna look like captain Kurt all the crew are tight to the bone Yeah, it's we gotta go bald like rogan or Dana really like rogan or Dana like get it. Yeah That's what I want in my slap like skinhead. I'm a slap your head. I'll fucking punch you I want to I feel strong there you go. Keep saying that that's what I said after this we can wrestle Mate well, let's do something because we know how the rest things gonna go Although I've never really wrestled you. I never really done my shit I lay here is what you do let me pop it down and everything. Yeah, you have one move You know that right? Yeah, that you can't stop well

Yeah, I'm gonna have to do this thing. You have one move, you know that, right? Yep, that you can't stop. Well, we've never actually gone at it on a mat for real. We don't need to. Nope, we can do it in here. We've never actually gone this. This is carved here. We fucked up the lights like chin dead.

Well, we can do it out there. The problem is I don't like being on a rug. I know we should get mats. We should definitely get mats for like a section of this. Yeah, and I have to be careful with my neck. But have you said that? Maybe we see something where I squeeze you and you squeeze me What?

See I mean Well, you know Shane Shane Carlin squeeze me until I gave up. Yeah, I want to see if I squeeze you and then you try to squeeze me We see who the fucking win. Okay, it's gonna be even playing field. Otherwise We see that's even otherwise we get in this shit And then I and then I end up armed dragging you and then you're like, God's not fair. You know what, so I'm not allowed to end of the day,

you're still losing your hair and that's what this whole conversation is about. And I want you to shave it bald daddy. No, big it. No. Yeah. No. Yeah.

It'll be a sponsor for Manscaped. It'll be like a big deal. Just shave it. At some point, yeah. If you did that, I mean, you still got a good shave head. Don't listen to him. At some point, they're gonna come in here. Yeah.

It's gonna be gone. No. Again, to you, dude. I'll go to Turkey and get a hair transplant. We didn't want to tell me that. Oh. No, I want you to get a haircut. Tarantone and his friends went to Turkey and got great hair

transplant. Why are you not late, dude? We're fine, dude. We're fine. Tarantone, Turkey's doing this thing. Turkey's like Columbia for us. Yeah, it's like $1300 versus $1300. That's a good deal.

But then again, you're flying there. Yeah, and you're in the hospital for how long and 30? You gotta go to the hospital. It's the same day procedure. I did it. Did they put you under? No, I did it. You watched two movies and you're done.

I did it and I did it 15 years ago. What do they do? Who was the doctor? Richard Bernstein. Well, they take, he balls the cue conference. Let's not go to him. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, it's paid for no reason. He does Yeah, he likes He's got his ears down to here. Do you know why? Do you know why I did it? My dad said up if you do it I'll do it. I'll pay for it. He paid six grand and I was like all right and then he never did it

He was like Well, right cuz yours yours and taking he's like I'm all set. They're all scabbed up. I had to wear a hat Last time I this was about 15 years ago, and I got a hair transplant. I had to wear a hat. It was so long. Last time I got this was part of 15 years ago when I got a hair transplant. I figured you and Rogan did together and get too throwing. Rogan did, he went on to the knife twice or three times. Just didn't take, huh? I don't know what you guys don't wear with it. Yeah, just let your hair go. Get a little little of a ball. Everyone has one. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, there's, yeah. I made fun of plastic surgery. Meanwhile, I had my fucking lid stuck. You got more plastic pleasure. Anybody know? I'm I've had more plastic surgery everybody. Anybody know

Don't be a dick dude. I don't know anybody else. I have more life Okay, I had my lid on you against it. I had my lid stuff and your hair twice. All right once not twice I had it once once I swear to God. I have it done again I have to but I don't know I bet you that doctor like the Brian can reason Like the Brian can reason nope Me keeps using the name, but you know, there's a pack head look at 1800 bucks. You go to Mexico. Nope click on it Chin, let me see what kind of before which one the hair are turkey. No, good to Mexico. Let's get me easier on Brian These are ads by the way. No, it's good shit Dude Turkish clinic in Mexico

It's good shit Dude, that Turkish clinic in Mexico. Oh, yeah But look it's a Turkish clinic in Mexico. By the way, I know I know a couple of dudes Who are rather famous who got it and they're so quiet about it. I was like you're a fucking loser Just tell people yeah, who cares? So seizure will be formed by Turkish medical team dude two nights. Two Nights Hotel. Two Nights Hotel. Two Nights Hotel. Two Nights Hotel. Two Nights Hotel. Two Nights Hotel.

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Two Nights Hotel. Two Nights Hotel. Two Nights Hotel. Two Nights Hotel. Two Nights Hotel. Okay, but you get to go to Turkey. No, there's Mexico. They're meant to buy Turkish tank. Yeah, they're all from Turkey. So you don't have to go all the way to Turkey. Yeah, I think that long of a flight. I'll go to fucking I've got a Beverly Hills for that I'm not going to Turkey. I don't care about that. I mean, man. Look at that. That could be you. I could be you They don't show how they did it. He's already got it. Wait, so what happens when they do? Like this is just grow back that same weight? Some people have great hair, so if you have the kind of hair,

I don't have good hair, and I have tight scalp. Got it. If you have that thick hair in the back, it'll look really good. You can put it in. Dude, I don't think he, look at this fucking hair. It looks terrible in the before. Yeah.

Well, that's dime piece now, dude. He's a dime piece. I like how they block out his eyes, so I'm like, oh, we can't do that is yeah we just go look for that magazine you got you ready got that guy looks good mm-hmm this was just going viral built-out chick's son you see on the spectrum I don't know but it looks like because he. Yeah, so there's one of them here. We got him.

I think he's on the spectrum. Let's put him on the team to get footballs. And then he has this title. I know, this is football. We got him. We got him. Right? These are those Tom Brady moments.

I mean, my eyes don't have fucking feel on the sideline. Look at him. We got him. He has got him. Is he really on the spectrum? No, he just has enough facial. Oh, he's not. He's got some tics.

Yeah, some facial tics. His dad just really into the game. He seemed like the most loving guy either. His dad seems pretty intense. Is he on the team with his dad? Yeah, he's a coach. I don't know what his exact title is, but he's part

of the personnel there. All right, this White Sox fan was able to catch a ball with her prosthetic leg. I'm sick. Fantastic. I think I have the tic-tac here. Five beers deep and taking my leg off. Oops, sorry.

Yeah, I'm fun there. Oh, and she caught the ball? She caught the ball with her leg. Oh, they don't show the actual throw- They do. It's just, I gotta rewind this thing. Oh. Well, comb.

And what's the chance? I know. I hate to talk. What's this? This one I didn't get to read about yet, but I think she's saying something like other white people that are non-Jewish or playing Jewish characters And she I guess she doesn't like that. I think is she's just trying to click for her podcast I don't know. Nobody's listening to and I like her. She's a fucking beast comic and also very attractive

The thing is though is what's tough about her saying about like Jews playing Jews She's done blackface in her skits before she's played other shit So it's like I think for an actor you should be a lot of player anybody even that's the point of acting exactly and this whole thing where you have to be The actual person is so fucking ridiculous. Yeah It'll get you in the headlines though. They're even doing that with like writers and shit like Like a black person has to write for a black person, like so forth. They said the best thing. There's a lot of dissemances out there right now,

especially apparently. Really? I don't see it. It's become very acceptable actually to, so criticism of Israel, for example. Now you have to cum laude Harris essentially applauding this student who was talking about how Israel's committing genocide against the Palestinians.

It was a big thing. It's become, there are a lot of things talking about white privilege, Jewish privilege, how allow the white power structures actually Jewish money. Well, all this stuff to go to conspiracy the whole conspiracy community there's all this the Rothschilds that I think it's easy to go after Jewish people because they're so successful always has so it's it's easy to obviously successful people get the most shit I'm on Jews are very used to that that's always yeah they don't get fuck yeah well they give it fuck is what happens historically is they get killed with all this

that's the conspiracy shit that goes on. Yeah. And I, I mean, he and Hanoi Sam too long. Jews aren't getting killed right now. No, no, there's a tremendous amount of antosemitism, though. And if you look at the, a lot of these, there are a lot of organizations that track this stuff. Antosemitic activity is way up in some, some, some, what's going on?

What's your action? All right, let's do. Okay, so I've shown Jamie Foxxer before, right? So he posts, like he doesn't really, I don't even know how much of a current event this is, but he posts these pictures, it doesn't tag anything. So I know he has a glasses company. It helps me for that. But he doesn't get this.

All the hot girls just like, yes, fire daddy. He just does this. Well, he looks pretty sweet though. But I'm gonna call him go multiple selfies in a row. Nothing in a row. And how many likes? 160, 170. That's why we're fresh.

It's also driving a Rolls Royce. I have some of those sunglasses. Pre-voices. Yeah, but he made them like not expensive. 160,000, right? I think they're supposed to be luxury glasses that look like a regular cheaper. Yeah, you know what he did for you.

And then this one I thought was weird too He's a book tour going on, but he uses this picture does this look like him to you? Well there he I see he's probably cuz he's my Tyson Mike Tyson So I'm sure that that picture is done waste play Mike. All right. Well, I'll give him that then so you brought the subject I hate on you know, I'm just I find it I find it fascinating that he does this He's like super famous. I think when you get to that level of fame, sometimes you just don't see what you're doing. Including this guy right here.

Well, he's just Vin Diesel. This is what he posted recently. Says follow your dreams. What's he's on Smith Press squat rack? I don't know. I think we're also forgetting that these people are old. They don't really know how to take care of the kids. They don't look like the social etiquette, socialize.

But also, I doubt Vin Diesel runs his Instagram. Oh, he does. I almost feel like he does. I think he does. I think he does. I think he does. I think he does. I think he does.

I think he does. I think he does. I think he does. I think he does. I think he does. I think he does. What team is going to post this for him? So, it's just so weird. But the rock, the rock is super famous. The rock is super famous. Yeah, but okay, so the rock is super,

he should be the craziest at everyone, but he's like the most like down earth. Well, we'll spend it first. We'll spend it first. We'll spend it first. We'll spend it first. He has a team. But he has a team.

He has a team. He has a straight up team. He has a straight up team. He has a straight up team. He has a straight up team. He has a straight up team. He has a straight up team. He has a straight up team.

He has a straight up team. He has a straight up team. He has a straight up team. He has a straight up team. He has a straight up team. He has a straight up team. He has a straight up team. He has a straight up team. He has a straight up team. A lot of people are talking this in this I guess playboy has now these new models Okay, he's super famous right super fucking this guy rock. He's fucking famous famous So yeah, yeah Like go to his Instagram. I know it's like a good Look at how many followers 17 pointy mill. Yeah, yeah, he a bunny. He's a little bad bunny. And he's just a model for Playboy now.

No, he just does a lot of Instagram content. Yeah, he does videos, right? Yeah, he does videos. On what? He went viral because he used to do videos with his sister when he was in high school and he is just like them bickering and he went viral. Oh, he copied. Alia.

Alia. But yeah, this dude gets views, views. How about this person? I'm just gonna say it. Thank you. All right. Man, there's also another dude here. But is there any chicks?

There's a bunch. Where's that other dude? So this is the one that we tied in most. Another playable model. Hey dude, and this is You a lot of freckles I think playboy is just in a stage where they're revamping their content. They're trying to figure something out Yeah, they're trying to stay woke. Don't they have a magazine dedicated to that though look play girl or something Wasn't it? Yeah, I don't know how that's gonna work out. They were already dying people are don't need

Dude if I'm playboy I just double down on bad bitches big thick The magazine no Instagram killed it. I mean cuz I can go on Instagram and find the baddest girls in the world and just stare at them Jack Oh, yeah, it's tough like what are you gonna who's gonna find a playboy magazine? Nobody for a spread for a We got a whole girl in their tits. What do you talk about dude? There's only fans now. That's pretty dope hoodie No, I guess they're doing I meant the very average hoodie. I'll go back to you. You don't know that guy Who is he? No, I said you don't know that guy He's a

Exit always what what what's the girl in the, Chin? Please go kind of girl for the love of that. Right, he's like going everywhere, oh god. It's kind of crazy how they can, they just do a little bit of pixelation, but it still looks like a nipple. She's a little too skinny for my tattoo. Yeah, usually, just a skinny tattoo. Are they normally, that's more your flavor, right, Chin?

That's a beautiful one. That's a nice body, that's a great body. Yeah, she's gorgeous. Chin likes some skinny. But, yeah, playboy,'s a beautiful. That's a nice body. That's a great body. Yeah, she scores. Chin likes them skinny. But, um, but, yes, playboy, they're just trying to figure it out, man. Yeah, it's tough.

These are thicker. Who's the playmate, playboy, playmate of the year right now? 20-20. I don't think they can do that anymore, trying to pawn. That's why I'm asking. Oh, we, even at Hooter, you can't hire girls with big jugs.

Tsk, jugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I said jugs Yeah, right now they can't discriminate against big because I had a friend back in the day who used to work at Hooters And she was flat-chested so she'd wear like three bras to make her look like she had big boots Now they can't It's like a discrimination. I've got a flat chest and we're good hooters to make her look like she had big boots. Now they can't just go in there. So they can't do that. It's like a discrimination. We have to get a flat chest and we're get hooters. There you go.

Wow. All right. And that's kind of, I mean, also I saw this. I don't want to, so Laurel Hubbard was named Sportsman of the Year. Sports Woman of the Year. But it was for like her alma mater school or something like that. And that was the transgender who competed in the big in yeah, but she didn't get to play. Yeah, right?

That's embarrassing. Well, that was a sports woman over the year. Mm-hmm. I mean for what magazine though? They'll take it take a daily times. I think it was from her like alma mater. Oh, yeah I get I get just so overwhelmed with the stuff. I don't look you Brian just rubbing his head it just so overwhelmed with the stuff. I don't look you probably just rubbing his head. That's why I feel like I just rub it as... I'm still getting mixed sense, dude. I got dudes who are in like Playboy bunny outfits. I think a transgender shit.

Just clicking on guys. You know, that's what set me. That was taken on my energy. That's what triggered me. I'm softening a little bit. I think I got a chin. There's guys on Playboy now. That guy who was on Playboy was on Tiger Belly

if you like a year or two ago. Cool. The Asian dude. Yeah, the Asian dude. I love this guy, get a cat. Yeah, so this is so dope. We just kept Justin Rana posted this. I love he has his du-rag on.

And sandals. And then he has Nike socks of the Deedas. This has to be Florida, yeah. Yeah. All years like what in the fuck? God damn, Dan! Oh my god. I'm so full of ice. That's a heavy hammer.

Mictura. That's cr heavy hammer. That's a heavy hammer. That's a heavy hammer. Nick Jira. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy.

That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy.

That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. He's 64. He looks great. You look great. He's amazing. Yeah, he's a beast, too. He's really smart.

Yep. How does this go? 24. She's simply delicious. And I think I've met his other girl. Oh, yeah. He's the same one. No, that's just, it might be the same one a year ago.

How long has he been with her? That might be the one. Does he have kids? Cause I'm sure his kids are the same age, which is strange, right? Maybe you can older. He's 63. Yeah, he's a baby. He's a baby. He's a baby. He's a baby. He's the one. No, that's just, it might be the same one year ago. How long has he been with her? That might be the one. Does he have kids?

Cause I'm sure his kids are the same age, which is strange, right? Maybe you can older. He's 63. Yeah, depends on your kid. He's. He is. Yes.

Wow. Aida and Greta, old Aida is. She's 25, so she's older than his. By year. But you say shit. I'm sure she's pretty too. Most of you. He's 19, and his other girl's not. Greta, he's a true Viking. than his, by a year, could you say shit? She's pretty too. Mostly 19. And his other girl's not in there.

He's a true Viking. Yeah. They're from Stockholm. Norway? Well, Sweden. Sweden. Stockholm is Sweden. Oh, yeah.

Old guy into young chicks. Where? All right, Columbus. I'll see you in the weekend. Columbus, funny bone, come see me, and then I got tomonium. I got to say Columbus. Is got to go on this mayor. Is it MD? It does say. Oh, I think not. Wow. Wow.

I don't think he's that. That's like a Brian's website. Maybe you take it from Brian's website. Nope. No, so is Ohio on there. Let's look at Brian's website. Maybe you take it from Brian's website. Nope. No, so so high on there. Alrighty. There's not a Columbus Maryland that familiar with it. I made that. Where is that from? Rico. Yeah, one job.

Rico's. One job. One job. Not me. It's Columbus, Ohio, with Brian, October, 8th and then I'm in Vegas this Thursday Friday Saturday and then next week I know it's not updated one job Next Friday Saturday I met Bray in Prov break off when two shows Friday two shows Saturday and then Dallas Texas The big one for your boy Dallas, Texas

Addison in Prov gonna be a special night. I'll keep you posted to get closer those shows will sell out That's November 11 through to the 13th. Addison in Prov Dallas, Texas. But this weekend is Vegas. Thursday Friday Saturday, new club. Wise guys. Beba, beba. Beba, beba.

This weekend I'll be in Tampa, Florida. These are like your telling ghost stories there. I know, this picture. At Side Splitters, and then October 28th through the 30th, I'll be in Washington, at the DC Comedy Loth in November 17th to come a comedy club and then November 18th Spokane Comedy Club. It's not on there, but December 1st,

I'll be at San Jose and Proff. That's a way the way, huh? Yeah. All righty. Boom. All right, kids, love you. That's it. See you soon, Vegas.

We out. Yeah. All righty. Boom. All right kids, love ya. That's it. See you soon Vegas. We out.