The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 735: Journalist Beef

Episode Date: October 7, 2021

The guys are back to discuss beef with an unnamed journalist, and talk Brendan getting arm barred by Kron Gracie and sparring with Tyrone Spong, Bryan's impressive back kick, people trying to get Dave Chappelle pulled from Netflix, a man suing a psychic for not lifting a love curse, Brendan and Bryan's plan to start an OnlyFans for Bryan's 3 piece set and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You know what I'm saying? No, I'll get you in. I'll get you in on the deal. You big daddy now. You big daddy. Big, big daddy. I'm big daddy. You got rings over here.

Little something for kids. Beek is dry. I gotta come to you with hat in my hand. No. I made the offer. Now is it too early to drink whiskey? You know what though. It's early Because sometimes

We celebrate and sometimes we get back to the old school fighters school. It's cool. Fine. You know we miss your pal We love ship out love him. I love him. I love that guy also chin passed away and chin passed away Chin passed away look cat and Casey's run it. We got meatball here. So this is the new staff. It's very Chimp has to wait. Yeah, but God bless Chene cheers, buddy. Bless everybody else. It's good to see you. Good to be in here. Yep. Now can I ask you a question before we get in? Because I want to get into a lot of stuff. Was that whistle? Yep. Wistling Andy from Montana Nice. I can drink whiskey. I used to not be all the drink whiskey. Now I could drink it all too long Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, shows. Well, you look a little lost right now, but what? I'm asking.

Well, I, there's a journalist that got all bunched up, came after me. I didn't even know. I'm just walking the earth. I'm walking the, I walk the earth. It's my favorite party. Can't you? And now I'm getting, dude, dude kill after me don't go after Brian Very nice conversation with this nice. I've never said one bad thing about this part what I tell you what I tell you now

There's journalists and you said dude and I told you guys this when I when I talked about it early I'm fine the kid. There's a few thing. It's like Ellen and L.A. when you come to L.A. I can guarantee you two things. You get a parking things. It's like Ellen in LA. When you come to LA, I can guarantee you two things. You get a parking ticket, you're here, Ellen's an asshole. Yeah. When you get an MMA, you're gonna hear two things. That's amazing. Don't hold on, you're here.

I don't know. Don't go too, let's not. You're here two things. Yeah. Could bebes the goat. Yeah. And the journalist is a complete nightmare to work with. Okay, I don't know.

Yeah, that's not me. I don't know. I didn't start that. You're already doing it. No, I didn't start that. You're already doing it. Now I don't want to do that. I didn't start that. But you're, no, you're being mischievous. What, look, you're being a need journalist.

They need to tell the stories of the warriors. No, you're doing, you're doing some stuff now. Stop fucking with the machete machinery. Hold on. We've been five and we're done. Now stop. We have five and we're done. I told you not to do this.

I'm not doing it. We've been five and we're missing a job. Listen, listen, listen, hold on. All I'm saying is this. I don't like this stuff. I don't like we are a comedy podcast. I'm not interested in going bad on anybody, especially when I have a nice conversation

with this person I'm never saying anything about. You didn't though, that was fake. It was. You've seen this true color. It was shining through. I don't. I can't help was. Sing this true cause it was. It fums shinin' through. I don't. I can't help it. He's the Ellen of MMA.

Why, where's the Ellen of MMA? I have nothing. You remember where there's like the rumblings of like Ellen and Cosby, you remember that shit? Same thing. Here's the thing. I don't, I don't, I don't. I've been fired.

Okay listen, I don't like, I have no friends. With anybody I have a thing with. Well there's a couple things I don't like. I don't like going back with on something. But we don't have a thing, but we don't even have a thing at all. But I have no thing. I was thinking about this on the way in here literally the only time I thought about it slept great last night. My only thing is it just it hasn't worked out. And so, and so,

you got to point the finger because you're not coming after me because I'm doing bad. You're not doing bad. Oh, thank you. You doing pretty well. Oh, daddy. Oh, let's keep doing better. I know. It's have to be so frustrating. I still like being mischaracterized and I don't like, I don't like where somebody says that

I or we said something that I don't like that and I also don't want to go bad on anybody who's not here to defend themselves. I also don't have a beef with anybody. I actually don't. I, you know what I mean. I also don't have a beef with anybody. I actually don't. I, you know what I mean? I just don't. So, hey, hey, take it easy. He's not important enough to have a beef with me.

But he has to do it, so I get it. I get it, dude. That was a tough, tough, man. That's not worked out. You're back at square one. All right. Let's move on. You're back at square one. I just wanted to see if you, move on. I just wanted to see if you're doing it right now.

Stop it. What I do, you're, dude, you know I'm a nice guy. You know I'm a nice guy. You're the first team on a nice guy. You are the first team on a nice guy. A lot. A lot of people, right? I shit love the shit love.

Yeah, they don't know about that. Yeah, you have a lot of friends. Yep, tons of friends. I love you. Yeah, who love you? Here's my thing. I'm such a nice guy. I was gonna, this, tell me this is nice. I'm in Vegas tonight, right inside. I was like he's never seen a show

He doesn't like my comedy. He's in like my comedy. Come see for yourself. Well, I don't make comedy for soy boys So here's my thing. I thought we're gonna make an exception because I have a no soy boy rule at most of the clubs All right, no, they're make I'm gonna stop nobody. Hold up. No, they're making, I'm gonna stop. No, but a whole not being. No, I'm not. You know, already being. Let me finish this. Let me if it. So I was like, I'll, I'll have him come to Vegas Thursday Friday and Saturday and then hit me.

Oh my God, he can't come to Vegas. He's banned from Vegas. All right. No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna send his name. Okay, let's, let's, he's banned from Vegas. He's, you know, I'm just saying he's banned from Vegas. No, you're being mischievous.

Bro, no, I'm trying to give the guy to my soul out. Shoking, you're more, you're being mischievous. Bro, I'm trying to give the guy to his to my soul out shows. You're being more powerful. That's not nice. I don't want you to be proud. You know what? I asked the club, I said, hey, can you put the struneless down and they go,

he's banned from being. No. And I said, oh my God, that's right. Because he got, all right, all right. Let's change the subject. Can we move on? Can we move on? Can we move on?

I have nothing to do anything. You're acting very innocent. Lil on me? You're not Lil on you right now. Lil on me? You're being the sheep. Here's my whole thing with it. If you want to squash the beef, whatever, if he has beef that's fine, I dare you. I dare you. Come on the show. You won't talk like this in my face. I'll fly to New York. I did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did do did did did did did did do did did do did do did do did do did do did do did do did do did do did do did do did do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do old to have beef. I can't do it. I can't do it.

And I can't, I can't get it. But he said if he saw him pushing, he'd run. Ah. Now I'm very insecure with that stuff. I love that. But I heard that. I'm like, oh, here we go. I'm insecure.

You can't do that with me because I get insecure. So what happens is, I'm so insecure. I know that I get to. I go, I'm, because my biggest fear is I'm a coward. My biggest aspiration is to be a hero So we know you and I coward the end game so now so when that happens I get all the young I get all the young no stop Stop doing that. I haven't I haven't said anybody's here. You're not so innocent right now

So I want to change the subject. I want to move on because we have work to do But if you're in a. We have worked it there. Maybe, but if you're in a room with them. I got a run. I'm going to run. You're going to run. I'm afraid. You're afraid. I'm afraid. I don't want any trouble. I heard the journalist's hands. Dude, and all I know how to do is sit in the pocket. That's all I know how to do.

Now a lot of people see you toy, you piece me up a little bit, and so they make the mistake of thinking That I'm illiterate when it comes to I'm a betting man. It's well-documented. I like to make bets. Yeah That my entire salary if you guys went face-to-face dude look that the 53 old man would I'm wearing a tight shirt. He's she what I'm working with. It's a little unfair. It's unfair You wore black today to look shredded and yeah See what I'm working with, it's a little unfair. It's unfair, you are black today to look shredded. And yeah, and I do it in this little.

And you're flaring your neck a little bit. I'm doing this little bit of this. Because you're with me. By the way, when I'm wearing a black shirt, this is at 54, I still haven't let it go. It's amazing that I don't do, for a guy who wants to be big so bad. I can't believe it on steroids.

It's incredible that I've never done steroids. I don't know. And the only reason I've done is I'm afraid is gonna fuck with my energy. You're dig game up. You're dig game up. I like everything right now, it's I've done is I'm afraid it's gonna fuck with my energy. You're taking game up. You're taking game up. I just, I like everything right now.

It's all going, but I do this. The way I'm sitting right now, I will do this with my arms. We all do it right. You're flexing. I do this and sometimes I do this look. I do this to make myself a little bit better. Oh, to make the, to make you pop.

I'm just talking and I'm just trying to pee-talk right now because if that journalist sees you, you just want to know what you're working with I do it I do it regardless. I do it all the time. I just want people to think that I'm even five from her job some You got five from some woman said to me. Yeah, five from me. Yeah, five Next stop isn't I want you to change this subject? I want you to stop doing that. Please, I'm begging you, please. Please, I'm begging you. Now, when I am trying to change the,

what I do is this, I, this girl said, I thought it was you, I call my boyfriend, and I was like, I think Brian Calon is sitting in front of me, but I didn't see any cauliflower here, so I figured he probably had a drain. Oh, and I love that so much. So much. I was like, I was like, I didn't see anything.

I was like, I went,, I didn't say anything. I was like, I went, oh yeah, it's me. Thanks, baby. You wish you had cauliflower. Badly. You know, forever news, man. The thing is, I'm glad we're here. We're in a head wrestle in college, that's all.

Yeah, I know. We now, we tussled yesterday and I picked you up like, you know what, I picked you up like a baby. You did picking up like a baby. It was a little bit disconcerting. How was that mount? Well, the front of the elbows and thing. Do anything.

Do anything. Well, my fucking elbows kept hitting the ground. So my elbows just flew a little tender. Oh yeah, I could just try to like, shrimp out and stuff. All that stuff. I feel like when we were, and I tried to get the video from Kyle,

when we were, when we were toe to toe. Don't you get the video? Yeah, but he, he edited it. When we were toe to toe. To make you look worse. Yeah. When we were toe to toe though. And you were worse. Yeah, when we were toe to toe though, and you were throwing you were throwing your bullshit

and I was a little bit there. I kept starting the face. No, no, because you were there. You know what scared me as I threw that knee just the mess around, but you ducked down like, oh my god, that's scary. Yeah, think that we weren't drinking. That'll be the fuck this nose up.

When I was at a K A, Todd Duffy, who couldn't be the bigger. Absolute nightmare. I'm nightmare monster. You speak the shadow mean couldn't be the bigger absolute nightmare I'm nightmare monster you speak the shadow mean shame did he really I'm a nightmare so big and strong best game train we're ever seen he's and and really a monster and he's and I'm and I'm I get to quote unquote move around with Todd Duffy why would they have you move around with Todd Duffy well because, because you're on a rotation. So the actor is in there because Luke... Oh, through me, Ed.

Did Luke and Todd Sparer? I'd love to see that. No, they were just, you know, they touched Sparer, they move around. No, Todd never got taken down in practice. No way to come down. Bobby Lashley couldn't, Shane couldn't, I couldn't. He's such a freak.

Dude, he's freak, freak. Oh, I think he, there's something he was gonna play football. George's a freak. Freak. Good guy too. Freak guy. He said to Oh, I think he, there's something he was gonna play football, a Georgia's a freak. Freak, good guy too, great guy. He said to me, he goes Brian, because I kept doing this, you know, I was ducking this way. I'm doing this so I could,

I was trying to, he's trying to. He said Brian, he goes, he goes, Brian, you see all these belts? The belts, that's because people here use their knees. We do have a, you're gonna, you're gonna, just, because I almost did it with him. He goes, you're gonna, you're gonna put your head into somebody's knee like that.

You smart guy, dude. He had some neurological problem. No, where it fucked his career up. Like he had some autoimmune or something, there's something. Yeah, but he just gonna, it's calmer. That's fucking sports, a lot of things. His thing was different though,

because if he was healthy, like if he had full like health, talking world champ, I'm telling you, dude, that kid was so dumb. You told me that a lot of things. His thing was different though, because if he was healthy, like if he had full health, talking world champ, I'm telling you dude, that kid was so dumb. You told me that a long time ago. Dude, he knocked Tim Hake out with a jab. Brrrr.

Bring up Todd Duffy for a second. He was such a freak. His physicality was so good. Cat on the computer. I mean, look at him. All right, he did. Look at him. Six, three, two I mean, look at him. All right, DJ. Look at him. Six, three, two, 45, and like shreds, city.

Just ridiculous. And just a good dude, like a great, like he's my drink, but for a long time. Sorry guys. So, so sweet, you know, just like, just literally trying to protect me, Brian, you know, I'm like, all right. Bodies up, dude.

Bodies up, dude. That's a Viking. That's a Viking. That's a, that's a, that's Brock Lesnar's younger brother, smaller brother. He's as big as he is. More athletic though. You think so?

Oh dude, I'm telling you, Freak. He could play DN, he's like the athleticism of like a Boso or like one of those Watt brothers. I'm telling you man, guys a complete freak. I've seen freaks. Yeah you have. Todd Duffy. For you to say that.

Oh freak. Dude he wanted me to corner him. He took a fight in Japan, I think it was Japan or someone in Asia. He took a fight against Alstra Overham on a week notice. And he's like, Shob, can you corner me against Alstra Overham? And I was like, oh I'm not flying in Japan dude, I gotta stay here and train. But they fought each other. How'd they do?

And he went, this is, this is, was kept, so we can notice, obviously you're not made to win. It's in fucking Japan against Overham. And overham. And he, he came out of the gate so hard, you're trying to knock fucking out, he was like, either I'm getting knocked out, you're getting knocked out. And he just threw caution on the win and brushed Alstrow

over him. Okay. Probably not the best game plan against Alstrow. And also this is Alster like, Ju City Alster. Yeah. Juicy. He's just got, first team all juice. Yeah, they're there.

Yeah, he's all, he's all breasted up. Todd Duffy, great dude though. Yeah, if they bred human beings for food, he'd be, he'd be like, that's good breast meat right there. Well, they're not, he's like you. Come on. Oh yeah. You? Come with us. He's the Aryan. Well, they're Nazis by you. Come with us. Yeah, you. Come with us.

He's the Aryan. No, they don't pay high bucks for him and impregnate women. Yes, he's, he's, which, which was a thing in Nazi Germany. Yeah, they had like freedom babies or something. They call them are big freedom babies. Well, you know what I was watching last night before bed? I was watching Shinler's List.

Because there'd be a more depressing movie. Tough one. I love all things World War II and like not. It is the toughest. Well, I did. It was so depressing, I had to turn off. I was like, oh, it's going to cheer me up. So I watched the first 48.

The first sketch I ever did in my life, the first sketch. I was in Hollywood. The first Hollywood thing I ever did was I got this show called mad TV Never heard of it. And they said you're paying Shindler and Shindler's lost That's not shit. I can do that today. Oh, well couldn't do it then because somebody oh got mixed somebody said to Steven Spielberg They're doing Shindler's lost and he said if you do that, I'm gonna shut you And we did not error. Dude, he made ET. I found it to be very I remember I remember I remember the guy that

created ET's gonna let that fly. I remember I was just a new guy and I thought it was super it was super in bad taste and I said that I go are we gonna because I had been a Nazi Germany was my area focus as a history made. Oh wow that's cool. Yeah so I was like I don't think this is so cool but I was new. You just you they throw you in a sketch I was like all right and most of the people that were writing it were Jewish so I was like all right. So yeah you don't know you're just talent. I'm just doing what they told me it was interesting but anyway. Schindler's as Schindler's long list. Look at me my blonde wig right there and shaved shaved just there I am. looking into my blonde wig right there and shaved, shaved just, there I am.

Those are, look at Rogan, dude. Rogan was a young, that's when I first met Joe Rogan. Yes, bet I met TV, right? Yep, that was the first time I met him and we got along very well. Did you know he's gonna be the Oprah for men at that time? Nobody knew, he was just, but he was always so intense. Joe was always ahead of, he was, like,

he just would find his way through Some girl said to him one time you got lucky because you're on TV Well, I figured my way through. I'm a bulldog. He said that to her. Yeah, he goes I'm a bulldog and I earned it. I figured my way through and he did he would just he was saying he was fortunate Because he's only doing stand-up like four to six years and they got TV show. Yeah, but yeah, he's radio But you have to understand. It's talent though. You have to understand something about him

when he was that age. Let me tell you something. You want to talk about it, do you know who could destroy rooms? People. No, but you want to talk about that. Oh, no, I've heard. No, who could destroy rooms?

When he was that age, people think like, I'm telling you dude, at that age, he used to do things like two fight tigers fucking. So I'm telling you, first of all, the other thing they don't know about Rogan is his impressions. He's as good an impressionist as anybody. He's as good as that. You know that? No, I didn't know that. You'll hear it a little bit on the shows, because he'll do like Bill Clinton, who do Trump.

Oh, dude. And I don't, people are not saying that's good, but it's like, I don't know. That's not working. Yeah, it's like he can do all this. No, no So so I've actually never said this and it's funny. I always forget this. There are a couple of things that people don't know about Joe one he can draw really well. He's an artist. He's an artist. He's actually an artist. Yeah. He's a high level pool player. Yeah and He can do impressions. He can do impression if he puts his mind to it. He can do impressions. He can do impressions. If he puts his mind to it, he can do impressions as well as Sassos. Stupid. That's crazy to say because that's the best ever. But if you said to Joe, you and Sassos and Who's my boy? I know who else is really getting pressure. I toss up. There's Shane Gillis. Yeah, Mike. Frank. Oh, yeah

If you put it was a competition, Rogan had some time It'd be a very neck and neck competition. You know who's supposed to be the shankyles of the monster at that, though? Is he monster? Yeah. Monster. Well, well, the monster, Rogan, Rogan used to destroy rooms at that age. He used to fucking, I remember seeing him at the comedy store one time. There was this big porn thing and somebody got up and it was like the dirty show that Sam triplies.

He got up in a pack house and I was like, what the fuck is this? I don't know if me and Rogan be friends. Let's say we both started when he was young and I was young because we're both bulldogs. I don't know if it'd be like two simmy's fish around. No, you would have been fine because you would have been, because back then he was like so competitive.

Yeah, but you can be the fuck out of everybody. No, but let's say I cut it. Well, but you could. the fuck out everybody. No, but let's say I couldn't. Well, but you could. Yep. All right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, tried to grab you or something and I said, dude, do you know, have you ever tried to roll with him or something? I go, do you know how strong? I think it was after I saw you with Jake Shields and all those guys at the gym.

When I had to defend you. When you were just beating up everybody. I defended you. Yeah. Do the same thing to you. At Journal. It was so crazy. You beat up everybody.

Yeah, beat up everybody. What do I say? And so, please, sir, please please we're moving on I moved on okay okay okay and and okay man I see you you're you're you're malding things and I just feel like you're all right anyway but he but Rogan but Rogan said he goes I said I because I wanted to make sure Rogan knew what would happen like I was like a Rogan and he goes like this He goes no I go ever over them used it dude. He said gorilla He said gorilla like he knows very well. Yeah, so I think that he would have known

That physically there was no way I feel we're similar in a lot of ways far as driving stuff So sometimes that can make a weird like competitive. Yeah, but even now we kinda have it. That's why it's competition. Like if one of you died, you'd be like, I gotta take it over. But yeah, it's, it's, but he's a monster in the competitive. He was, you know, David Lucas is an off-small time.

He just killed Tony, shout to Tony. He just killed Tony, does all the shows. And they went to dinner with Rogan. And Dave was talking about, Dave was talking about me to Rogan. You know, I think, you know, Tony wrestling high school or whatever, the Golden Pony. You know, I'm about wrestling. I'd like to get my hands on Shob.

And David was like, have you seen that? Tony, just joking around. Okay, okay. And that's what Rogan said to Dave. He's like, have you guys tried to wrestle Shob? Dave's like, have you seen Tony just joking around. And that's what Rogan said to David. He's like, have you guys tried to rush a shop? And David's like, I'm not that stupid. He's like, I've seen him go against some guys. No, anybody who's wrestled or anybody's done Jiu Jitsu,

especially black belts when they're my size, they know that's hilarious. I think the frustrating thing for a guy, my size who's a black belt and you jitsu, what's frustrating is all that training kind of means nothing when... Depends, there's one percent or something. I don't believe me. I don't.

I don't, but I like what you're saying. I'm telling you, Chrome Gracie, man, I'm telling you to, we rolled for 20 minutes. It's amazing. A war. He's amazing. A war. And he submitted me at the end of it in front of all the students. Okay. It gave us a key. I'm telling you, a war to... Cool. a war. And he submitted me at the end of it in front of all the students. Yeah.

It gave us a key. I'm telling you a war dude. Cool. A fucking war. That time I was a, I don't know, three strike brown belt. It's just, he's a 1-1-1%er. Tell me dude, you gotta believe me on this.

Don't, but okay. All right. And I really respect the amazing guy. Tell me we did King of the Hill. I mean, he came down to me and him. Sure did. He was getting ready for Metamorphosis. I was getting ready for metamorphosis. Got you. Tell me submitted me Armbar he would have snapped my arm if I didn't tap snap my arm dude cool. You got to watch them train I'm telling freak. I know he's a freak. I've seen him. I've seen one one of one one one one percent

It's undead hicks and you fuck amazing and ridiculously incredible Fuck amazing and a ridiculously incredible I appreciate you saying that I really do appreciate you and I appreciate there was respect you give to the legacy of Jiu-Jitsu I do so that's all I'm gonna say that's fine. That's fine. That's fine Now what I like to see Rogan Mark Marenroll. Yes Well, what wait what why why oh, I don't know Well, what? Wait, what? Why, why? Oh, I don't know.

I'm not. That's a look. We're not in a state of confrontation. You hate confrontation. I just hate all of it. I hate all of it. You know, this is what I hate. And this is the internet in a nutshell.

Is if Marin, the journalist, any of those guys, saw us in person, you're not keeping the same energy. And I'm not going to talk about threats. There's no physical bullying. I'm not talking about any of that. I'm saying you don't have the balls to do any of that.

I just, for me, I wish that we would all, and not go bad on each other because unless you do it, if you have a beef, somebody just confront them, let's talk. If there's a legit,

have a talk. Yeah, you have to, or you mean a beef, somebody just confront them, let's talk. If there's a legit, have a talk. If there's a legit, yeah, you have to, you mean like call and text? Anything like that. Or call text or go to my face. Try that. To me, I mean, my generation, generation, I mean, I don't like that. I'm never gonna use my platform to go bad on somebody.

I don't like it. No, and that's why you're successful. And also, I don't have time. I don't have time to have a fight. But B, you gotta realize when, and I'm not just talking about the journalism general, but anybody, mayor and anybody, you're not doing great if that's your stance.

Like if that's your thing, if you're, and that was my round of bulls-a-bout, like if that's your thing, you got maybe two weeks left of this, dude, for any of you guys. Maybe two weeks, dude. You might get some clicks out of that. Then at the end, like, what else you got maybe two weeks left of this dude. For any of you guys, maybe two weeks dude, you might get some clicks out of that. Then at the end, like, right, what else you got? Nothing.

Well, I think it's a life lesson. The people you're going after, you're not going after them because I'm the wrongs top five most famous people in the world, probably. Well, he's also an important voice, I think. The most important. I really do. So you're not going to have to come because he's doing bad. Like, does anybody go after anybody doing bad? Yeah. I mean, yeah.

He came into a Jesse Smolette joke and it's like, it's like, it's like, all right, you can keep kicking the game, he's down. It's over, dude, get over it. Yeah. You know, it's like, you can go after Carl's Mansea. Yeah, the way I look at it is, there's enough shit

in the world and life is enough of a fucking wheel to push up a hill. And I think that if you are, I have enough trouble just dealing with myself and trying to get ahead. I got problems and some challenges. And it's, you know, so for me, I'm trying to write. So if I'm driving, I'm writing,

I'm trying to come up with a really funny half hour that we can put on YouTube. Yeah, I'm gonna produce free in market. Yeah, exactly. You know, I'm talking about all this stuff. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking about. I'm thinking about that. I'm thinking about raising my kids the best way I can't. I'm thinking about all that stuff.

I don't have social media. So I don't, that's the other thing that has to hurt. I don't see any of it. Yeah. I have to meet ball or somebody would be like, hey, dude, this, and I don't show them. They just give me the gist of it. I't see any of you. Yeah. I have to meet Paul or somebody, I'll be like, hey, do this. And I don't show him, he just give me the gist of it, so I know what's going on.

Yeah. That's it, dude. Yeah. I was sped. That's the best thing he ever did, he's good off social media. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never,

I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, never, I never, never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, I never, never, I never, I never, I never, never,'s the other stuff helps. I've guys who do it. It sucks that you can't sell tickets. Oh yeah, you do tell a lot of tickets. I forgot about that. And that's the thing.

I have some merch either. We come a long way. I'm so merch either. No, that's what he said. No, we've come a long way and there's a lot of them. No, what are you gonna do? And what are you gonna do? There's just,

off your piss now, kind of a major network picked up my 30-minute special. I shoot November and Dallas. Dude, you seem upset about that. I'm upset for them. You know what I'm saying? It's like, when is this getting a fucking stop, dude? You're upset for them. I'm upset for them. All right, let'm saying? It's like, when is this getting a fucking stop, dude?

You're upset for them. I'm upset for them. All right, let's, but again, let's move on. We have more stuff to talk about. I feel like you brought this up. No, we have more stuff to talk about. And I might get a thick boy production and produce accounts 30 minutes hot fucking special.

Yeah, we are. Yeah, mind you all the marketing around it. Yeah, we are. I'm ready. It's gonna be the most viewed special you've ever had. You guarantee it. Yeah. And let's, let's go. I'm excited. gonna be the most viewed special you've ever had you guarantee it yeah, yeah I mean let's let's go. I'm excited. You can wet my beak

Shoot in January you down January. Yeah, I'd love to Well, we get the dates do you have a you're lined up in January? Yeah, I got some stuff. We'll talk pick a good one like a good city, you know, I'd love to be fun, huh? I love it. I love it. I wonder if there's rumor I'm doing Austin even. Oh, the new cap cities. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's a great. Right. Then we'll go on Rogan talk about it. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. My boy here, you know, Casey's shoot mine. Shoot my special KC.

Really? Peter, I have my team doing it. Maybe he maybe they shoot mine. I don't know. Figure it out. What you're being do. And you know, you're full time back on CalBest Fight Companion. I think boys gonna fucking produce it. Right? Mm-hmm.

We don't know, dude. Yeah. I'm asking questions. All I'm doing, I'm one man trying to get from point A to point B the best way I know how. Do I act and feel a lot younger than I am? Sure. Yeah, you act younger than I do.

Do I wake up with wood, yeah. Yeah. Could I keep you busy if we were doing stand up? Probably, although you did check my back kick yesterday. You're talking to me, other joe, other joe. I'm talking to you. I turned and I kicked and you checked it. That was impressive. Oh, well, yeah, because you've you've seen it before a million times I was now Pat Bear you still is at me

Oh, he did yeah in Wonder Boy they both did. I'm gonna hurt your feelings. Oh So that's why you saw my back kick I always saw my back. It was my oh and then oh dude I forgot I spored with Tyrone Spong, the world champion who also threw back kicks. He spored with him? Yeah, like Zillion. That's a handsome guy. What was the worst work in the world? I can't believe you spored with him. Tyrone Spong?

That's a Dutch kickboxing fucking phenom. He's a freak. He lit all of us up. Stahands him, handsome motherfucker. God, God. Keep him away from the girl. God, he's a jaze. Keep him away from my girl. I'm a fucking jazzy. Keep him away from my girl.

That guy is almost stuck. If I'm a cuck, that's the, I'm hiring that guy. And even if you're not a cuck, how's the cuck work? How's cucking work? Do we know? How is cuck is when you get a guy like Tyrone?

No, I know, but does the guy reach out to him? Now you had to spar with that fucking dude. Yeah, I did at Black Zillens. And what would you, you just get in there with like head gear and the way I saw it? Yeah, and you know, I'm not the biggest kicker in the world. So, we just ate my legs up. Oh, now I've just come with my jab and right hand.

Is that what you do? Nightmare. So you had to punch him and he was kicking you. You only a few rounds at Black Zillens. How big is he? Six two maybe. Maybe six one. What's one?

Maybe six foot. And you can generate a little power. Well, do you see the picture with all the belts in the world? Yeah. That's a nightmare dude. That guy's a super-stunt. Then he did professional boxing. So when you would do, when you would do,

I hope some of the YouTube tips and stuff. I hope some of the tips I mean I Get a fucking I get a James John Wayne par my corner. It's not gonna help against that You know he's just giving you locks. It's like when that last girl. I think Lauren Murphy was fighting Chef Franco. Yeah, she went back to the corner and they're like she's just fucking good man He is nothing. We don't have enough hours in the data Try not to out. Yeah, it's just different. Try not to cry out. Yeah, it's just like you know. Good God.

I go back to our director here. Keep your hands up. Breathe. Yeah. So you've had some, and Leon Amachita, I think he's throwing some back in. Spired with Leo for a long, long time. So that's why you saw my back kick.

Oh, and I spired with Anson Silva. And Anson Silva. And that's why you saw my back kick. It was good back kick though. It was a good back kick, but I caught Shin. Got Shin, I checked. Now are your Shin's conditioned? Yeah, they're dead.

They are dead. So when I scrape them, I'm like, right, my biting stuff, don't matter. Can't feel it. I didn't know that. So you got dead shit. It's like your Botox on your face. Can't feel it.

I've not had it, but I want it. Doubt it, daddy. I've not had it. You've had a lot of surgeries. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no want it. I'd not get it. But you just need it up here, maybe on the crows. But I'm not doing it. But you really, if you go on for free? No, you know what? This is the first time today, I don't know if just early I'm drinking. It's the first time where your eyes actually look better.

The surgery two years ago? Yeah. It's dead off. Daddy stopped drinking too. I have not. Daddy doesn't drink much, so I get a little love. It's gonna be you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, look, clean this wood. Yeah, you can do a lot with filler, dude.

The only problem is, is you have to stay on it. Like, girls that get their lips on, that's every six weeks, yeah, I get your fucking shots in your lips, dude. And for what? And for what? I guess we have like, you know, nothing if you have like the baby bird lip, like upper lip,

I get it. But I'm waiting for them to be able to edit jeans so I can just grow new cells. You're hearing me in the dirt, but I'm not having to do it. But I might, that might be at my age. Can we fucking clone hair? How long I gotta wait for real? Well what's scary to me and maybe they just don't give a fuck. Look at guys like Lebron James who has, he's a billion, you know he's the first active billionaire? And maybe they just don't give a fuck. We get, look at guys like LeBron James, who has,

he's a billionaire, you know, he's the first active billionaire. And he's still a man. Which was, hey LeBron, this was dirty when he did this. So, Janus wins the NBA championship, wins MVP. The day after he wins that, LeBron's team blasts out, first active billionaire in the NBA, so that just takes all the attention away from Janus.

It's like, you can't give him a little shine, huh? He can't give him a little shine, huh? You can't give him a little shine. Yeah. Also cool though. Billionaire? Still has got the same hair though. Shitty hair. That's the point of this whole story.

So this shitty hair, Billionaire. You're not Billionaire. You're doing well, not Billionaire. Trump, a lot of money. Just the worst hair. So I don't know if he's embraces it. I don't think I love when the wind picks up and you can see the it's like fucking He's like fucking what you call it big daddy from

from What's that movie with Woody Harrelson the bowler? Oh? Yeah, um kingpin Mayor Bill Murray's here and that that's trumping that when they're after wind picks up I want I want to hear like Titsipas who's the two player Titsipas like that look look that's Trump and the one that like the wind picks up. I want I want to hear like Titsipas, who's the top player? Titsipas. Like that, look, look, that's Trump's here and when it's like real windy.

And that is correct, sir. Yeah, I would be a funny human in the plan. I would just like thick, thick, you know, I wouldn't mind Casey's here. That's some good. How old are you Casey? 36. Yeah, he's young, 36. I when I was 36, I had no gray

and I had a tight face. And I look at pictures of myself when I go I was a good looking. Casey has no wrinkles. Nothing. I was a good looking kid. Do you know daddy has some grays? I picked daddy over here getting some grays. You'll be great. You've just my dad is hard. You also live hard I'm gonna live that hard well. I'm in bed by nine. I think athletes though when I stand back in the game I think it it see that I don't think that obviously the anxiety of fighting say fucking disaster But that was really young then I think now more the stress is just like coming up with new material and then the planes and you're on the road and then You get back at two in the morning is having lots of employees

How fires you know, but you, I also noticed that athletes like you guys have thicker skin in your face. Like you just, you just, from the years it's maybe just scar tissue and all that stuff. Maybe. I don't know. I feel out. Yeah, I get some grays though.

The question is, well my girl digs it. It's because I use just for men one time, night man, he's just for men one time. And so it was like jet black. I was like, so I just, oh, I'm fucking sun. And she it was like jet black, I looked like Sresher Lones, fucking sun. And she's like, don't do that. She's like, I like the grays. Chicks dig the grays.

Oh yeah. Salt and pepper, daddy. Yeah, they love the grays. You don't wanna go all salt though. No, you'll look good. You're just gonna be a giant man. Even if you get gray, you'll be silver fox. Cause you're not losing your hair.

Now you gotta shock, you gotta shock us over hair. We call that a shock us over hair. I'm like, dancing Cooper. Like a man's skunk. We call that a shock of silver hair. I'm like dancing Cooper. Like a man's skunk. Does Ameson die his hair? Is that naturally think? Dancing Cooper. He's always been.

He's always been. He's always been silver. He went. What about when he was younger? He liked Steve Martin when he was very young. You know Steve Martin wears wig. Does he? Yep.

Really? Yep. Look at him. Oh wow. Yeah, he went grace super super super. He's aged well. Yes, good luck. Good luck, man at him. Oh wow. Yeah, he went grace super super he's aged well. Yes, good. Good. Good. Look at man. Jesus very good looking man. I actually have always liked him I've always people hate him and stuff. I've always thought he was um He felt fair to me. He felt at least uh, I know what I don't want to see an end in years when he was younger What got into the dance? I thought was the way he handled a lot of bad shit.

You know what makes me laugh is when we were doing fight companion and arguing with Eddie and Eddie's been right on about 90% of things now. When I look back on all the shit he was talking and he goes, where do you get your news? I said, I don't know, CNN, fucking Fox. And he was like, you watch CNN. I was like, what's wrong with Eddie?

Eddie was right. Well, my, I get what he like, you know, I get it. Because the news is essentially, and now it's time for the news, and we're gonna scare you. Could we get you a picture of the shit out? Hold your attention by scaring you, and if we can't scare you, we're gonna worry you, which means we're gonna tell you what could go wrong.

Cause we wanna create pain. 10 years will be living underwater, or we won't, you know? And you're like, can you swim? Can you swim? Can you swim and it's like I hope you can grow gills everybody because we're going to be underwater You're like fuck does a heart Let's go. That was good. I've got it. I've got blessed you. Thanks, dude Yeah, that that a whole getting COVID second time doesn't happen, you know that yeah, I'm aware

Come on, you know me dude. Okay. I'm excited. Rogan had on us. CNN analysts on the show. Rogan had a CNN analyst on. He comes out today or tomorrow. Oh, I'd like to watch that. Does he give him the business? I think so. All right. We'll see. I think those guys are funny because they don't realize they're playing a way game, right? You're walking to Rogan's studio. Of course, he knows you're coming on. He has all his facts. He's gonna try to, he's gonna, he's gonna get to the truth. He's, he's like a mole. Have you ever argued with Rogan?

Yes. It is tough. I've had some arguments with Rogan. It is tough. It's tough. And he'll change his mind. He's open-minded, but if he knows he's right, he has a stance. It's tough. You know me, I loved argue. Yeah, I should've been a lawyer, I loved argue. Ooh, that guy is tough to argue with. Yeah. You don't win a lot of those battles. Well, when he's got all his facts in, that's the problem, you know, I think he does all his facts.

The biggest thing is Americans are, they're being told one thing, regardless of where they get their information and they're seeing something else. They're every day, they're day to day. The distrust is not seeing. This is not what I'm seeing. I'm not seeing racism everywhere.

I'm just trying to get food on the table. I know, it's not seeing, I'm not seeing that trans people are that numerous. There's a lot. I know they're trying to poll Chappelle's special from Netflix. Is that in your current events, Kat? I mean, they're never going to.

I love it. Critic, it's called a canceled, Dave Schwab, special, ridicule and trans. Good luck with that. There's a very, very small, but you know the radical, but trans people that are just emailing the show in Netflix. But you realize this is what Dave wants, right?

Like, this just brings more emotions. It may not even be trans people. It may be just peaking. It might be trolls. It might be Russian, Chinese trolls, just trying to create a dissension. That's what I think. I really.

Well, this lady says, grow up, cat. She says, I love so many. There's so many cores in my way. Anyways, I love so many of the people I've worked with at Netflix, probably people on executives have been collaborative, thought I love so many other people I've worked with at Netflix. I'm not a real woman. I've had beer bottles thrown at me so Netflix. I'm done. Oh All right, that's fine. Be done because that well because I'm gonna keep watching Netflix I never heard of it and Netflix she bells brand has become synonymous with the Rikulian Transbil and other marginalized communities. Can't tell jokes now, huh?

So now what you stand up, special is taken for word, and those are your strong ways of being. Well, I know, I can't make people laugh now. I pray that Netflix doesn't get to you that I bet you they don't do a thing. I know. They won't do anything. I mean, Netflix should me, they pull the closer from it's platform

and directly apologize to the transgender community. Huh, nah. You know what you mean? Because what does that mean? The transgender community. Don't act like the transgender community is one of the one-of-a-wice or one group. That's ridiculous.

I mean, you know. Yeah, but you got to realize, you're pale so calculating, so smart. You don't think he knows this was a trigger some people Yeah, I think if you do a special whether it's 30 or an hour and some people aren't triggered you just didn't do your job And stand up especially in today's society Like if you just if you just walk the middle line nobody's gonna watch your special Look at this pathetic thing if you just try to make everybody happy, it's just not, nobody's gonna pay attention.

Again, these are people who don't do anything, sir. These are people that don't do anything. And I love when they talk for the, they speak for the quote unquote transgender community. There's not a transgender community. There's not a white community. There are people in that group who happen to be transgender that are working with. You're a denifier of that. But there are a lot of people who are transgender

who don't fucking, who are like, what? I'm just trying to live my life because I feel different and I'm trying to do something about it and I'm trying to. A lot of them probably are like, I don't think you'll fuck with Dave Chappelle. Well, it's like when people talk about, yeah. Like when people say the black vote,

or they say black people, what do you mean? Black people are all over the map with their opinions and philosophies and And and and where they stand politically just like white people are what the fuck are you talking about? It's a most annoying thing. Mm-hmm Anyway, mm-hmm. It's interesting, but I can't wait to watch the closer now All right. Yeah, but that's why the so calculated. Yeah, well can't wait to watch the closer now. Yeah, but that's why he's so calculated. Yeah, well now I'm gonna watch the closer. But in 2021, and I got this question, I was doing press in Denver,

like, do you find it hard to be a comic now with in 2021, stay away from subjects? I'm like, now the way you fight back is talking about those subjects and having smart, witty material on those subjects. You don't shy away from it. Because once comics start censoring themselves, then you're in big. By the way, you can also tell that you've hit, you're doing something right,

because when people freak out, a lot of times it might be because there's some truth to it. Yeah. Because there's some truth to it. And so what happens is it's very threatening. the truth gets out there. Yeah. What else can I can't I'm sure. When it's yeah. So Bob, uh, Aaron drops a huge talk her to the host of the fury wild repressive I like to slay to asking the fighters to face off. So yeah, play that one there. I think it's queued up right where it should be at. So they're just yelling at each other.

You know what I'm saying? She has a tough job. She's in the middle, he's two monsters. So I think Fury 6, 6, do you want to go out of 6, 7 every bit of it? She's in the middle of it. And so they're arguing. She goes, can we get a face off and Bob Aaron, you know, he's put the thing, he goes, fuck off.

He got that click on. Yeah. From the UK and she's, and she's, she's slanting all the risk of her own. So while I don't give a damn, but it's obvious that what she was doing. And then she knew that the understanding was no facial. Calm, calm, argued with Fox, no facial. We said no facial. And what did she said? Now we're gonna do a face Fuck her and fuck them. There was no face or and we saved the fight

That's an old man who doesn't fuck around he does Bob Aaron does not give a shit He's at least 90 how far hold is Bob Aaron? He's been in the game for how long do you think Dana hates Bob Aaron or the journalist more? 89 is a question. He's 89 you can't hate an 89 year old you got to just be like a business forever. 89 or 89 and give a fuck of you tell me he's not more coherent than fucking Biden. Oh dude at 89 He he didn't speak better than Biden. I know. We both speak better. Still doing it. Still doing it at 89 he didn't speak better than Biden. I know. I mean the both speak better Doing it still doing it at 89 if you still give a shit that much like he's still angry That that's what keeps his passion it. Yeah, and she's great too My father's that way my father your dad's smart speaks well. He is and he's 81 and he's still kind of outraged at things

You dad's a gut. He's what he has a gut. He's got a gut on still kind of outraged at things. He does a gut. He has what? He has a gut. He's got a gut on him and doesn't care. You know my dad beat up your dad, yeah? 100%. But my sister said my sister was so mad at him because he's eating so much. But she goes, you know what, Keith's in my life?

His life forced and his opinion. If his heart could, it would jump out of his body and slap him right in the fucking face. His heart sick of this shit. His heart would be like, Hey, get it. But you can't. So sometimes your life forced, sometimes you're out of it.

Not a bob, Aaron. Just an old school promoter. Look at him with Don King. Oh yeah, dude. Criticized, you know, like all promoters, he's got. Has there been a promoter? He's got a spirit. He doesn't just reap all the hate.

Yeah. There's never been a promoter. doesn't just reap all the hate? Yeah, there's never been a promote Who's the guy black guy who who manages? Don King? No Black guy hate him. Hey, Hey, Heyman. I'll Heyman. Oh, dude. He seems to be a little bit more He gets it too, but yeah, he's for sure. He tends to be less Criticized by fighters. I think I don't know he tends to be less criticized by fighters. I think, I don't know. He seems to be more in their corner, if it were as it were, I don't know. Yeah.

He was a Mayweather guy, but the thing with Mayweather that made him different than other fighters is, dude, I've been in the room with him. I've seen how he operates. You're talking about a fucking sniper. Oh, uh, do you weather? Oh, do you?

You know, just to be in the room during the, his Q and A, he had to prove everybody. I believe that. So he, he couldn't be in the room unless he single-handedly was like, yep, him, him, him, him, him, him. Wow. Well, he's, he knows how to play the game. I told you when, when he was, oh, the best.

Yeah, they taught him, man. I told you when I was working the Logan Paul I told you when I was working in the Logan Paul Floyd Mayweather fight, I went to the restaurant and his whole team, all of them, all of them were coming out. And he goes, I know you, you're the white boy who works too much. That's me, dude. Oh, is that right? Yeah, that's me, dude.

Wow. He's like, you're all over, man. I'm like, yeah, I'm exhausted. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, he's, I'm talking, I've never seen an athlete or even an entertainer down to the details. You text me.

I'm sure Kevin Hart, I text you. All the stuff is the exact, all the smart stuff. He's sober, thoughtful. I know people like, oh, he can't read, who gives a, you're not even talking about it. Dude, I'm talking, he knew the camera shots, the angles. It was, he might be very, he's like ditched that camera,

bring camera to A over it and the roaming camera. And you're like, holy fuck dude. Yeah, he's a savvy dude. I think part of what makes him a great boxer, though, not just obviously his schooling, but I think some dudes, you could speak to this more. I think some dudes just can see shots better, they can just see distance.

He's been doing it in diapers. That's why I'm arguing with Fury, like he's been in diapers. So it's like, any style you bring, they've seen in when they're in amateurs, or golden gloves, or Olympics, like they've seen it all. Every look you're in.

Like in MMA, because guys don't have as much experience, even the champs, sometimes they fight a guy where it's like, they've never seen that style and it gives them problems. So it's like, you know, Wonder Boy, everyone's like, guys, a tough match up for everybody. Facts, yeah, you're right. But in boxing, there's no style that these guys at this level have not seen. That's right. They've seen it all do. That's right.

You know what I'm saying? That's exactly right. I think that's really interesting about that. So depending on also like when you watch folk wrestlers deal with these Dagestanis who are doing sombo and greco, it's a chain wrestling they haven't seen. It's almost like I've been speaking French and you're coming in at,

you're coming out with Chinese, I don't know what the fuck is this. Yep. And then you're trying to download it and compete in the gana fhars in the day and the language they're fluent in. You can't, it compete and there's not a furs in the day and it's a language They're fluent in you can't the transitions It's like a game and people would study his tape and they'd like oh this way he does this cage and then when you go against them You'll defend that and they a seven other ways figure down that you had no clue

I know and because he's he's been since he's in diapers He's been run up the mountain fucking leg locking goats, you know what I'm saying? It's like I know you see all that stuff That's my I know you you're you're a sandhagen guy and you should be because that's your team That's Christian Allen. This is me being biased cuz you're a war kid and I'm known since he was 15 take all that out of the window Tell me dude stylistically. It's a tough fight for Peter. I just think that I bet Peter. I'm saying the same thing Yeah, I just see things with Peter Yon, like forget those Sombot trips, which I've actually never seen in MMA. But his ability to put hands, his ability,

those little details that Russian boxing, those little details you don't see. That's forward pressure. Forward pressure, stand there and he's stepping back. I'm telling you, that's going to be a problem for him. Tell me it's going to be a problem. He's going to knock down. He's going to be a clip. Really. Tony's gonna be a problem. He's gonna knock down. He's gonna knock down.

Yeah, really? Tony do. Really? But Alex your main strongly couldn't do it though. Different animal. Different animal. This is what the savage Cory is. So when I was watching him spar,

because he's still far out, was that fight in November? Fight in November I think. Is it November, December? Yeah. I believe it's November, December 6th, December. I was watching. So we're doing a CalBass fight campaign. So they'd spar like 10 rounds.

And mostly guys in the, that's October 30th. Oh shit, that's soon. So he's in camp right now. And I said to his coach, Christian Allen, I'm like, dude, he looks exhausted. He's like, this is what Cory does. When he's not in like, who do a strict training camp, like six weeks out, four weeks out, but right now,

he wants to exhaust to the point where the worst guy in the room fucks them up and puts them in bad positions. He goes, watch me go, I'm like, dude, you're probably gonna melt, he looks fucking, I mean, just barely making it So this is 10th round. Oh my god. This is first day back tomorrow. Oh my god I'm like he's just 10 rounds he goes yeah, he likes to go to a mental place where they can't break him

I'm like what a fucking sad. He's been training with Krishna. I think since he was 16 15 15 years old You came to the gym at 15. I remember seeing him and I remember seeing him He was fighting at 45 at the time and he walked by me and he's he's roughly my size. He's not that small. Yeah, tall. Great guy. Yeah, and I thought to myself, this kid is fighting now at 35. That's big. That's all the talent. And what's interesting is Christian and him trained this kid who's young. He's like 18 now. So he's a mix, he's a hybrid mix of Corey and Christian.

And he's just coming up the ranks. Really? Savage. Monsters. You see these young kids, I'm like, oh, so cool, man. It's sad. Well, I was thinking about Canelo and people like, well, he trained so hard, well, he trained so hard

because there are people right at his door, like the Charlo brothers, like all these people that are just die headhunt looking for him. You can't relax when you're a fighter, you cannot. Not canelo's. The thing about canelo's, this is what's always fast and I've seen Conor made all the money in the world and now he's kind of half in, half out,

does his antics, whatever. Still a great one, run, one of the greatest ever do it. But you look at a guy like Floyd, right? Are you looking at guy like Conelo? And then you look at guys like Anthony Joshua, Anthony Joshua has all the money in the world. Like you can at a guy like Floyd, right? Or you look at a guy like Canelo. And then you look at guys like Anthony Joshua, Anthony Joshua has all the money in the world. Like you can't get any more money. Yeah. I guess you can be like a baseless type of ham. You can't spend his money in lifetime. He's kids can't spend their kids can't spend

it. He's all set. He can tell he's kind of checked out. And he like a canelo who probably has more money, more famous. I know. Probably the biggest name in boxing. I know. And trains like a goddamn banshee. trains like he's broke his in San Diego Has it has a team of fighters that live with them there his whole house for them. Yeah, he trains with them every day That's another guy though came up in a family of fighters. What you got 27 brothers everyone on fighters and he was a lot of hard dude Born and raised for my girls from. And redhead. So he was basically a white guy. I think like-

Bullie too. His family, yeah, well of course, because he's redhead. Now you're even white. You're just, you smolder in the sun. So I think that he, I think his family was originally from where, like Ireland or something. No, Guadalajara dude.

Right. There's no Irish in him. Well, ethnically I think he's actually actually he's actually his ancestry is you think yes Oh, can so fear skin. Yes. Yes. Yes. He's not Yeah, here we are. We're saying that he was born of the outskirts of Guadalajara Samy regime lustre is canelo is Spanish and the masculine word for cinnamon. Yeah canelo means canelo have Irish heritage Um, yeah, click on that cat does canelo have see that in the masking word for cinnamon. Yeah, canola means canola. Have Irish heritage.

Yeah, click on that, Kat. Does canola have, see that? Canola has revealed there might have been some Irish grandfather somewhere there in my past. There's full name of Santos, Saul Alvarez, Barraaga. Yeah, Mexican spelling. According to one of his name, Barraaga is mixed up for old Irish name, Bergen. He's got that.

Yeah, he's so fierce skin and bread head. Yeah, you're right. He has to be Irish, you know. If he did his genome, I think you'd see some. Dude, Birian. Yeah, he's got that. So fear of skin and bread head. Oh yeah. Yeah, you're right. He has to be Irish, you know. Yeah, if he did his genome, I think you'd see some. Dude, Irish Mexican. Yeah, no shit. He's gonna be the best of all. It's a great combo.

The best combo. Dude, I forget my kids are Mexican. You forget? You forget? All the time. Yeah, your kids are Mexican. It's a good combo. Mexican.

I dropped off school this morning. He's crying because you don't have to leave for two days and he's crying. I'm like, dude, don't cry in front of the other kids in this spanish teacher Oh, no, I start crying and His spanish teacher goes man tigers really get Spanish and I'm like is Mexican. Yeah, well cuz she's like he is Like yes mom. He's a hundred percent Mexican. He was like his mom's his mom's born and raised That makes him a hundred percent and all she does speak Mexican to him She's like that makes a lot of sense. Am I kidding?

Do you have any white in you at all? I know. I'm just curious. Because between you and Canelo. I mean, Canelo, dude, if you were an alien from a planet, right? And then it's showing, and here on his own. It's showing you Irish people, Mexicans, black people, white people, and you showed Canelo and you're like,

hey, what is he, the aliens like? Irish-wise? Super Irish? Like from the north of Ireland? Is he not black Irish? No. My dad's Irish in these dark like you. showed can only like hey what is he the aliens like Irish wise super Irish yeah from the north of Ireland is he's not black Irish my dad's Irish and he's dark like you this kid is from he was from Scandinavia yeah my dark man's I have a splash of the talent in me 18% not big deal that's it 18% it's 30% English I know and J and my mom my dad's a little dark you dad's Native American my dad's a full blown Apache. He truly is All six four of my dad was in an extra in a pocket lip-doh

And and did a good job. I did a good job. Did a very good job. Yeah, and and it was that's a great movie by the way One I did and wrote one of the most underrated Movies so good no one spoke about it. Written and directed by Mel Gibson. It is one of the best movies ever, and I think it's actually in the old school Aztec language. That's how it's just gonna bring up.

How the fuck did they learn that language? It's a stop. Are there really people out there who know fucking Aztec language? Like how would they pick the language? How long do you have to learn that when you get the script, like you know you're speaking fucking straight up. He wrote it.

Aztec language. I think it's a masterpiece. Oh my god, it's so fucking good. But it came out. It's savage. After he was like the dude. You see it? Oh dude, you watch it tonight.

Get some whiskey, watch it, dude. It's fanned, it's so savage. It's so savage. Not to say Shunz or Liss is even more savage. Yeah, this is. It's so savage. It's so savage. It not say shows There's lists is even more savage. Yeah, this is should list my girl. She was sleeping. I'd bump her wake up We go can you believe they did this? Can you fucking believe somebody would do this? Yeah, how insane is this? Like when that kid, you know the guy who's a great actor. He's in the red drag again. You know I'm talking about He's not moving J. Low, but He's like the main bad Nazi runs a country camp,

and that kid goes, hey, I was trying to get the dirt off the tub and I can't get it off. And he won't look at him, he can tell he's scared. And he goes, you're free. His name is Rafe Fine. That's right, he goes, you're free to go, go ahead. And the kid just walk in, and then he's like, you're free to go, and he can tell,

he's like struggling with letting this kid go in. You're free to go. You're free to go. And he's staring the man and the man and then he gets out his fucking gun and pop. She's getting the fucking head. Yeah. He was a problem with me, what keeps me up

and I screw for that bro. Yeah, he should. There's insane. When he's talking about the Jews, he's like a virus, you know, he's talking about it. It's mind blowing that that happened in our fucking world. It's nuts to me, dude. That's right.

It's absolutely fucking mind blowing. That's right. And it all, how about that? Well, there's that piece of shit, the real one. And it could happen again. Set it ears on him. Yeah, it could happen again. No, that guy's the survivor.

Oh, okay, that's cool. There's a good guy. I didn't mean to call him a piece of shit. I thought that was the original one. Yeah. I mean, he played such an amazing girl. He's a good guy. I don't mean to call him a pizza. I thought that was the original. Yeah. I mean, he played such an amazing girl. It was not good.

Look at her. How about that girl who's like his taker and he's like attracted to her? And he's like, this would never work though because, you know, you're not even human. You're not even human. And then Kielzer. I know. He's like, I want to grow old with her, but yeah, I can't, you know. And then Kielzer.

And then Kielzer. And then when he's going to kill, he's the most, the sickest thing is this woman is in a concentration camp and he says And he goes one of yours a very lucky He goes don't come too close to me. I have a cold. I don't want to give you my cold Meanwhile, it's a concentration camp. It was so dude. Have you seen Jojo rabbit? Yeah Yeah, one of the most original movies ever made it and when it when it was when it first came out the trailer I was like step slap was like slapstick comics,

we stupid. And then we were in San Antonio. And it came on, Jay's like, oh, I love this move. I'm like, isn't it stupid? He's like, you never seen JoJo Rab, I'm like, no, dude. Where his like, oh my God, it's good. And it's also not like, slapstick comedy.

It's just from the eyes of a child, man. Eyes from a child reminds you of tigers, dude. Well, life is beautiful as another one about. Have you seen life is beautiful? Another one, he won an Oscar. Oh no. Oh, it's good. It's astonishing.

And it's important to understand what's happening. We've such a good actor. Ray finds, I mean, well that's one of our characters. He's top 10, yeah. He's top 10. Ray finds? Yeah, top 10. You don't's top 10 ray fine. Yeah top 10 100% yeah, you don't get better

No, you don't get better. You're talking about a guy who comes from the from the From the way side England he's a guy's English age. Yeah, he was doing Shakespeare These guys cut their teeth on the hardest real shit material So when when they do monologues and she's the reason that Stephen Spielberg saw him a steamer's bill was talking to play Oh, wow. Yeah, it's like Mark is Steven Spielberg's saw him in a play. Oh wow. Yeah. It's like Mark Reiland's, he saw him in a play. So these guys, when they go to Broadway,

when they go to the West Side of London, and they see these productions, they go, oh, this guy's playing Hamlet and crushing it. I'm gonna get it. And memorizing the whole script and everything. But I mean, also like bringing it to a lot. And Spielberg did Schindler's list. Yes, he did.

Jesus Christ. It's one of the great movies, and's one of the hards movies to sit you might already Came out of Christmas. Yeah, it's an important memory My dad was a grown-ups. He's Schindler's list. I was like I'm going to my mom's hoping gifts Yeah, and then he was like all sad what's important is to know what that happened it happened and it was no it's history It was a legal revolution. It's And it was history. It was a legal revolution. It's mind-blowing that the entire country stood by and watched that happen.

It's not, it's not. It's not. And the history they teach us, right, in American schools, like, America came and saved the day, dude. We came in in the fifth round. We came in the fifth round. It was the Russians.

It was the Russians that fought this, right? And so many Russians died. More Russians died than anybody else. I love that you know this. Oh yeah, dude. I love that you've been reading about. Oh yeah. Do you know how you remember how we used to talk about this? I know. It was an idiot. But you weren't an idiot. You just didn't know. But I know. I'm a fucking love that you are reading. You're a big influence in it, dude. You remember, remember we sat down and all your smart friends that were talking, I'm like, I can't add to this conversation. And remember, we got out of that dinner and you're quiet.

Like, do I need to start reading, dude? And I was like, can you give me some books? Remember that? And then remember, also, I mean, I met with a speech coach which is kind of helping. But remember, we would go over my vocabulary with you. Yeah. And you'd be like, because I used to say,

I haven't eaten yet. Yeah. I haven't eaten yet. I haven't eaten yet. And you'd be like, cause I used to say I've been eating yet. Yeah. I haven't eaten yet. I haven't eaten yet. And you'd be like, dude, you got to quit saying that. And I'd say anyways, you'd be like, there's no S on anyway.

Yeah. Well, there are all kinds of things like that, but you just, that was not what you studied. Hey, you don't say Colorado. Hey, you majored in sports. You majored in sports. I know, but yeah.

Yeah. I, someone's paying for this. But to your credit, you remember, I're a huge, you're a major in sport. I know, but yeah. Someone's paying for this. But to your credit, yeah, I remember that dinner when you were quiet and we were talking about history. A live blog went off of that. And you went, I have a big deficit and I have to, but the fact that you just said that about Russia is astonishing.

It's amazing. You've been reading too. Oh yeah. And what's interesting is, so when the American troops came in and we like took over Germany, American, you know, we're good people. We didn't fuck around and rape women and kill children and do that.

Russia, because what Germany did to the Russians, where they'd, you know, take over the cities and rape and kill the children, well, Russia went, I for an eye y'all, so they didn't play nice like we did. They did what they did to them, because them, because more of them died than anybody. So they did, they were savages. Horrible. It's terrifying. The number of dead is too much to bear.

Can't bring up how many Russians down World War II? And here's the fundamental difference between war. This will blow your mind for those of you that don't know. World War I and World War II was the first time when you could mechanize mass slaughter, machine guns, and poison gas, and artillery. And perhaps most importantly, aerial bombardments. You could bomb with incendiary bombs, you could just drop them on cities. So the death toll was astronomical.

It would never used to be that way. It was when, when carnage Soviet Union 24 million. Overall, they think 100 million people died between World War One and World War Two. It was the, which was the, the European Civil War, you know, it lasted that long. Oh, fuck, the trench warfare poison gas. It's crazy when you look at the history of Winston Churchill who they would be like, hey man, this Hitler guy's kind of a problem. You can't ask that, I'm being here.

Like, don't tell me this guy, he's really rallying the troops, dude. That's pretty charismatic and you can give you a speech. I'm like, and we never Chamberlain said to their go ahead and invade the Shodatinland in Munich. That was the great betrayal. That's when the Nazis were like, oh, look, nobody's gonna get in our way.

We can just expand. And it's crazy, it's crazy, you're talking about my mom. You know, Hitler wanted to get into this art school. If that teacher would have just let him in the art school. Well, it's same with Charles Manson. All he wanted was a fucking rat. He didn't get into the Vienna school the art Yes, because you know why he couldn't draw human figure. Yeah, he can only draw off fucking building up

I'm okay. I'm gonna draw. Yeah, but not human his buildings though He did it as fun. It was it is fuck dude What if you came to my house on a Hitler painting? Is that weird? Well, they probably go for us playing Charles Manson his song song. I'm sure you'll hear a lot. The Beach Boys fucking played some of his songs. Fuck. And it's so same. If Hitler were to just got that scholarship to draw, I don't think we're here.

Didn't know how to draw the expressions. But then also, if Charles Manson would have just got that record deal. I know, I know. Just how little things could have changed the world. You wonder, you know, we're... A guy that who could speak that charismatically and came along at a time when Germany was humiliated after World War I.

And the depression and fucking. It's important to study these things so you can see the when they start to happen again. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you know, we know this ends. We know this ends. And it starts. So it starts. Rogan had a really cool. He posted something on his Instagram that I thought was so fucking good.

You're way freak out about it. No, it was, he posted this incredible thing. It was, I think it's worth reading because... Was that a negative COVID does? Yeah, yeah. Hold on, I'll read it. That's bringing it up right now. Oh good. There it is. This one? Yeah, yeah. Hold on, I'll read it. So that's bringing it up right now. Oh good, there it is.

Yeah, listen to this. It's interesting. It's to his picture for the TD Gardens hilarious. Of all the tyrannies, the tyranny sincerely exercise for the good of its victims, maybe the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busy bodies. That's a word.

Yeah, omnipotent means everywhere, you're everywhere, you're kind of like omnipotent. The Robert Baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep. His cupidity may at some point be satiated. Maybe he may have enough. But those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their

own conscience. So true. Who said that? I don't know, but it's so true, man. It's when you, when you believe that you're doing good and it's for our own good, you're never going to stop. And that's, that's where you have to be fucking careful of government oversight. We saw the mandates, California, new some pests.

You have to be a vaccine to go into any restaurant, any indoor facility now. Yeah, and guess how you did, you have to have a vaccine passport. So we are a... Or a card. That's a vaccine passport. Yeah, that's all it is.

You have to show proof on your phone, ladies and gentlemen, and you have to scan it. Don't point your fingers. Now when you scan it, they got a record of you being there. Yep. So they're tracking you. You know what, let's do it. China.

I know. Yep. So, so what happened to, what happened to back then? But Newsom only has like eight months left. I think you only have eight months left. We are, the Canada just voted in Trudeau for a second term. You know, it's like, I don't know, man. That's Canada, I'm not worried about them,

but New Samoia has, I think, eight more months. I think you only have eight more months. I thought he has more than that. I don't think so, dude, because that's why the people are saying what the recall they're like, well, I mean, if we if we recall, there's only eight more months.

Sure. Yeah, I'm, you don't have long. So the 46 recall candidates who appear in color. This is an older article. So scroll down. Maybe there's info on there. Fewer than 15 months as of September. All right. So we got October and November December, January, February. So yes, like another year.

About. It's going to be tough. God, it's a piece of shit. Well, just a guy with things he knows better than you do and he believes in government oversight to the degree where you have to show proof of your vaccine, not your other vaccines, but that. And that's the question. What's this?

So Jake Paul recently found a photo of Tommy Fury where he was at the front desk of Spira Airlines and he decided to make fun of him saying, this is what happens when you turn down a $1 million fight. Oh, that's fucked up. I think Jair, I think- This is the TikTok he posted. I think Jake Paul beats him by the way. Bad. I think he takes him out, yeah.

See Tom Frizz last fight. Oh, here we go. So this is a photo. I mean, is that me? Yeah, that's great. That's what I give you from afar. Yeah, it does. I think you're photo. I mean, is that me? That's the plug you from afar. Yeah, it does. I think you're close. Like, hmm, he's a lot leaner. Um, that's funny.

He is a dime piece. Got spared airline. That's stuff. But sometimes you never know. Sometimes you're flying. It's the only option. Yeah, I have to fly it one time. But it is the gray handle of the sky. It is a nightmare. It's tough. Can I get a water like bitchy like you have a seatbelt? I remember when the guy goes, I'm not flying to Sarah Lamor

because you guys tried me for a bag and I remember the stuff that fly to Sarah Lamor and goes like this, he was a guy. He's like a gay guy and he goes like this, he goes, he goes, okay. Okay, just like that. That's, there's nothing better when airlines,

when people are you with airlines because there's only so many flights you can take. So they're like, you're cool too. Yeah, that's cool. Whatever you want to do. This is what happened to turn on a 1 million paid a Jesus Christ.

But sometimes it's like the only option you can get. I think we're in Cleveland and my flight got canceled. I need a direct flight back Sunday morning. My brother's like, I have bad news, dude. Spirits on him and the flight's direct to Burbank. Like, then spirit is, Bubba. Spirit is. And the three of us flew back on spirit and, yeah, damn.

Yeah, yeah. That's a good, it is tough. You think Jake Paul Beetz, time to get your knocks him out. Yeah. Yep. Yeah, time for his very new to boxing. Very new. Very new.

You see his last fight, like, fuck, dude. I think it was like six rounds. Jake knocks him out. Yeah. He's got great breasts and stuff. He turned down the fight. There's a reason. His team knows.

I mean, be the end of his boxing career if he lost to Jake Paul. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, his team turned down. Yeah, yeah. They know what's up. Yeah, Jake knocks them out, unfortunately.

Jan, how's your doctor appointment go? I told everybody you died earlier, and now you're back. How you doing, buddy? I'm doing all right. I gotta go back though. I gotta go back. I just did more blood tests, the stupid shit. They didn't, they didn't, they didn't.

I just, they want, every time I see someone, I get an X-ray and blood tests. Blood tests. Blood tests. This is the same shit. I just need to get an MRI. They don't want to, they don someone, I get an X-ray and blood test. Blood test. This is the same shit. I just need to get an MRI. They don't want to give you an MRI. It's cost too much money.

So, I'll see another person, right? In the MRI, dude. It'll cost $800 bucks. You can't recommend it. You can't be like, hey, can I just get a fucking MRI? I asked. They said no. No, go on.

It's such stupid shit. Bubba. Here's what you do. You spend $2,000 on an MRI. Is it that I thought cause way more no Spend two thousand dollars on a goddamn MRI. Yeah I'll call a call a clinic right now and go spend the two grand Chins in a bad spot Chins are shit. This is this blood test bullshit. It's they're just taking for a run bullshit

Go get a fucking MRI. You're gonna do them. Oh, they're just taking for a run. Bullshit. Go get a fucking MRI. Cause you're gonna do them like, yeah, dude, same shit. And like, thank you, still in pain. Like, come on back and then we're doing them sort of, I know, I'm just gonna, a couple more hoops and then I'll get the MRI. No, no, go get the MRI. And then what do I do with it?

Just show, huh? Let's get to the point, what's it do with? You give it to a guy who, no, I gotta, gotta, I have to go through the system. There's, there's, there's, there's a guy named Dr. Moser, Kapil Moser, he's the best in the business. But let's say he takes a look at it

and then he's like, are you got some bad nerve issues? Okay, I'm not supposed to be like, okay, well, we didn't do it for you, so. Well, at least you'll know what you're dealing with. No, not for you guys. I'm sorry. No, he works out of the hospital, I'm sure. No, he does, he works right here.

He has a clinic here. But I'll be home on the spa. He has a clinic, but then also he can recommend you and like this is my guy at this house as cedar's really He also knows which guys you shouldn't go to yeah, okay, cuz there's a it's a whole racket dude. It's all good I'll figure out there's a guy out there whose name I will but I had he was a cabillol As a guy puts he gets kickbacks. He puts screws in your body, okay? Cuz he gets kickbacks from that come the elder that's why they push pills and all that and I can't Especially it's just the business man.

Yeah, hospitals I heard you change and stuff. I'll make it through. But she'll be pissed off. Pay for the MRI. Yeah, we'll figure out how to help you with that. Channers pissed off, dude. Look at him.

I'm good. Kat's been home the fort down doing a good job. Here, let me take a look at it. Try and take your pants off. I want to see what's going on. fort down doing a good job. Here, let me take a look at it. Try and take your pants off. I want to see what's going on. No, because a lot of your neck problems can be in your eye and your hip area. Are we just going to pretend Kat didn't get enough fight

with a cougar? Well, how about your jeans, Kat? She's all kinds. And then we're for your booty. I saw the booty like the... Oh yeah, it has like these tear marks everywhere. I'm a hoarder. I've had these pants in high school they're nice don't get rid of any cool though thanks oh I've have jeans that are fit

dude I will rock like those I can't wear many more because the crotch busted out so many times I took it to my lady who deals with the tailor she's like there's nothing we can do with these dude they're too thin they're gonna keep ripping that's the fun phone number way. I've had them for seven years. Favorite fucking jeans. Sometimes you gotta throw them out. Now, this company Cato, they're based off LA, but they make Japanese denim jeans. These are Cato, favorite fucking jeans.

Yeah, Japanese denim's not for now. My favorite, but these are, they have a four way seat. Don't you need a little elastic in the leg? Yeah, so that this Cato company, they're called pen slims, and they have like an elastic in them, but they're also the quality of Japanese. Favourite jeans, by far.

Yeah, you need a little, you need a little. And the base-out LA, so you order them if you're an LA, but you order them that day, you get them next morning, like they're the best. Have you weighed yourself? No, I don't, I never weigh myself. That looks. That looks like a over 270.

Oh man. No, you just look very big yesterday when I was fighting you. You think I'm over 270? I've never seen you bigger. Just this muscle wise. Gotcha, there's time about my- No, no, I don't think you're fat.

You're just big. I'm trying to slim down for a special deal. I like those kind of things. You don't have to. Is it dumb thing to do? Yeah, you should. Just be big as shit and stronger than everybody. All right.

You picked me up in a weird way yesterday. It was very weird to be picked up that way. Yeah, yeah, those are my favorite right there. True, you got a little loop. Can I go the other ones they had there? Those are fire with the strut, those daddy, the Houndstooth. They have a 30 in those? Nope, God damn it.

The Chino Pants Dent, Bage Houndstooth, come on, Kato. So I think about this site, they'll make a ton because they're based out of LA, small shop, do it all by hand. I need those houndstooth, come on Kato, send the houndstooth. Wow. You would like those, B?

Probably. I got a lot of jeans. I go, I can't get enough jeans. I know. So denim jackets, jeans. I'm not mad at the boots. They've got some cool shoes And that's not what they sell though, you know, no, but those boots right there. No, you could pull them off though No, you could do it, but they don't sell them, you know, yeah, they're a gene company I have to start working this guy you can't like those boots. You know those guys be one of those boots right there

I like those we don't know dude. This is a gene company. I keep saying my like them All right, what else you got cat? right there, I like those, we don't know, dude, this is a gene company, I keep saying. My like them. All right, what else can I get? Okay. Shout out to Kato. What's in boots? So there is a man here in California who was having some issues in his marriage and he decided to go to a psychic,

which this woman was texting with him for a while, telling him, oh, if you come in for a tarot card reading, I can tell you what's happening in your relationship. He goes and this woman tells him that he has a curse put upon him by his ex-girlfriend and the only way she can lift it if if he does this. I don't know what she calls exactly but she's charging him $5,400 to lift this curse, essentially. And he puts down a down payment of a grant a few weeks later he realizes nothing happens nothing changes in his

marriage he goes to complain to her and she refuses to give the money back so now he is suing her for 25 thousand dollars and damages. Well the judges can go that's on you my man. That's on you sir. That's on you. She's a tear card reader. I believe somebody can all lift a curse. Yeah Yeah, I Said before I could take it easy for basically. They're all liars. Yeah, I mean come on. Oh 5100 You're a criminal. They would be ballin if you're if you're charging people for a psychic reading You're a criminal and a scumbag. Yeah, they're usually pretty general too She describes her work as a PhD life coach. Hell yeah.

Of course you do. You're a scumbag and you're a liar, but also if you're dumb enough to fall for that, you deserve to lose your money. I agree. It's a good economy. Let them both do it. Actually, everybody is, it's all good. I would never do anything.

Let it all happen. Let the dummies lose their money. Let the scam artists make money. Fuck it if you're. I would never do anything. Let it all happen. Let let the dummies lose their money Let the scam artists make money fuck it if you're that dumb. That's crazy agree. You're gonna lift a curse cool So the next one just the fact that he thought it was a curse is a problem That's right That's right That's something my family used to believe in too my Uncle thought that his ex-wife had put a curse on him

because she got a tattoo of his face on her butt. Love it. And he actually paid a psychic. I think it was $10,000 to remove the curse because he was having a terrible luck in his love life. He says everything's fine now, but I know. He has a face on his ass. Yes, he got his ex-girlfriend got.

Is a flat ass? It was probably a flat ass. He likes him So probably like the porches probably fucking money You know I'm saying because of flat surface. I know and I don't know how well She cast a spell on somebody and the next day or the week later. Yeah that woman all her teeth fell So so maybe there's something to it that might be said that's when you know the the curse is real if you can be like I Follow

Oh my god, I would pay 10 grand by K reverse the curse Oh, I'm too over that you might or I'll just go buy some chompers like jokes on you. I got veneers bitch I got better to yeah, I better teeth. Thank you. I'm gonna pray for the I got better teeth. Yeah, you got better teeth. Fuck you. I'm gonna break off now. The fucking Zodiac Killer is still doing it, huh? So, Ateema Specialist have been working

on the Zodiac Killer at Colt's case, and they believe they have the Zodiac Killer identity, and they believe it's this man, his name is Gary F. Post, or Posty. He was in the Bay Area during those attacks and he actually passed away in 2018 but a lot of the scars that he has on his arms match with the records of the attacks. And a lot of the clues and the riddles that he left matches up with his name. Oh interesting. So they believe this is him and not the guy that they made the zodiac killer movie.

Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah. So this is the guy. They believe this is the guy. Wow. I'm weird. You got away with it that fucking long. And then fucked with the San Francisco PD. It was like right letters and shit. It's nuts.

And you know, they still can't figure out and decipher his writing. They've tried for years. A team did really. Barely. Wow. They can get certain words. they can't get all of it. It's weird, right? It's very weird.

He was a former hold on. Other clues include Desirping, Letters sent by the zodiac that revealed him as a killer said, okay. Wow. Yeah, he was a psychopath. Yeah, just got off on. Not only killing, but he would write letters to the surviving the victims families.

How nuts is that? How nuts is it? He's the greatest. How many Syraculers just get away? Well, when I'm going to state killer, Basie got it. They're like, we caught him. He's 80. Yeah, he got away with it. This guy, Jesus Christ. Great movie though. Zodiac killer, good movie. I feel that for that guy in his family now. Oh, I know. Did you ever see the documentary I think was on FX, the Zodiac killer? And this guy's like, my dad.

Oh, yes. Dude, he has dad issues and he's convincing his dad to do the actual. He's the first war art killer. Yeah, fuck, this guy's like, my dad's Zodiac killer. And he goes to San Francisco and meets with the victims, meets with forensic meets with the police department. And I'm like, holy fuck. And I'm like, why isn't there more news of this guy's death?

The Zoya killer. That's a big deal. Episode five, the interview is mom. And she's like, no, I don't know. It's sex with Zoya killer. And I've been waiting. She's like, I know my time. She's like, I know his dad. He's dead. That's in Cleveland. You're all what? And she's like, I don't know what he's doing this. Oh fuck Dude you made up a bunch of different

Yeah, why would that fix to do that and then you'd like look at this you can't tell me this drawing is not my dad You're like, yeah, that's the first episode. You're like fuck. They look pretty similar. Well when you look back on it Yeah, they both had glasses I guess have you seen vendetta? Yeah About the journalist. Yeah, and Italy. Italy oh is the documentary yeah no oh I'm I thought you don't have the movie vendor now bring up that on on on on no bring up vendetta truth lies in the mafia the look at this bring up the trailer for this you this is new yeah I think you'd probably be into this This is new? Yeah, I think you'd probably be into this. You have two options. The guy looks like the monopoly guy.

Also shoot me. Welcome to today's Tiliato news. Today is an important day. We're coming in for the King of Airboss of the bosses. Fight the mafia. No, here's no box. It's been putting your life at risk. Tiliato is becoming uncomfortable. Is it narrated by Sirius? The mafia know here's no box putting your life at risk

Is it narrated by serious I? Watch it. I watch it this way. I watch it with the title of something. Yeah, I need to stop that. Yeah I don't know why they have there's seven people talking Now go go back and put it put on just show show up asking me tough. Yeah show the actual trailer because it's that's the trailer Dude, that's actual trailer because the one I saw he gives the gist of it that that was terrible this dude right here Just goes he goes. I'm gonna expose country and what country oh And he's like and he goes your piece is a shit you stupid motherfucker I can't believe he's still well. Well, they hung his dogs. They hung his dogs.

And then, yeah. But now, the way the mafia fights you, because then they have a judge, the judge. Judges on the table. They start, they start, there you go, here you go. Here you go. And this is the same one. Same one with the sub-tiles.

I'm not guilty. No, I'm not guilty. Say a woman, sometimes. Now I see this. The antenna. To everybody's corrupt, everybody. She's the biggest judge in the world. Oh, he's a character. Is he working for the mafia? You have skeptical hibis how is he not taking out? Look. I don't know what it is, but it's not a real thing. It's not a real thing, it's a real thing, it's a real thing. Interesting.

Yeah, dude, the mafia took the, so you've got a journalist just trying to expose them. And then you have the number one judge who's seizing all their assets. Oh, interesting. And suddenly all of a sudden, they're like, let's start fucking off.

These guys were working for the mafia. They gave you the mafia. The mafia doesn't fuck around. They'll create these things and all of a sudden, you're like, wait, Fuckin' with me. These guys were working for the mafia. The mafia doesn't fuck around. They'll create these things and all of a sudden, you're like, wait, what's really going on? I thought it was good, that guy looks insane, but that was good. God see motherfucker, though.

You'd have to be. You'd have to be. He went to the boss of bosses town and Sicily, where the bosses of the bosses are. See, he has to been working with you. He's like, these guys just scumbags. He's doing it in a killing easily. He has to been working with you.

Well, the thing is, also, you know, I mean, his network, he's got his network, his little network is now fucking apartment building. Dude, it should be called vendetta. We both ugly. Well, yeah, they smoke that we they do a lot of smoking. Look at those fucking look at that mustache. He looks ridiculous. What else you got? Okay. So there is a new TikTok trend that people are calling out. I forgot what exactly was called But the gist of it is that you kind of devious licks. Thank you Where a bunch of students are just doing devious things it started out with a Picture of kids basically tearing down a restroom in a school, they tear down the stalls, the sink out of the wall.

And it's actually graduated to the point where people are now slapping teachers. Oh, fucking wet. You have my kids slapping teachers. Oh my god. Slaping teachers. And there's video of them slapping teachers? Yes, there is, but the platform is actually taking it down.

They're trying to erase that whole hashtag. So you can't. I tick tock, you stop all this bullshit. So kids, you know, but the platform is actually taking it down. They're trying to erase that whole hashtag. So you can't, yeah. I TikTok just stop all this bullshit. So kids, you know, because obviously they just want likes and views and clicks. So if you take that down, they're not gonna do it. That's right. What are you doing, TikTok? So the Connecticut Attorney General actually came out

with a statement saying that TikTok is feeling to spread, stop the spread of this dangerous content because it's escalating. You were just trying to do bigger, bigger stuff. So I'm by China. I believe so, yes. Suspect. But how do they not just flag this off the bat? Like, alright, we can't have this.

Dude, slapping it, imagine slapping your teachers again. I was so terrified of my teachers. I would see my teacher in a fucking at the grocery store and it was like an alien. It might be over here. Yeah, but oh my god, it tents up. Even though I didn't do anything. Your life would be over. When you're weird when you saw your teacher at the grocery store, you're like, holy shit, they do something besides teach.

And they're out side clothes. Yeah, it's like you eat food. Yeah. I had a kid nine year old telling a fuck off. Hell yeah, fuck off. Hell yeah. I was like, is this court taking? I just throwing a ball at the dog. I want to play tennis.

Yeah, I love that. Yeah, we're playing here, fuck off. I love that play tennis. Yeah, I love that. Yeah, we're playing here. Fuck off. I love that. And I went, whoa, whoa, whoa, young man. And that's all I could do is mom was like, Jeremiah, I was like, fuck off. This is Christ, man.

Oh, this. Full throw it. Fuck off. Yeah, that's not the first time he said it. I heard my feelings. Yeah, I would say I heard my feelings. What are you gonna do, Jen? I can't.

I was also like, fuck, these are, these are, you can't even busy, though. And it was a big nine year old. I keep, yeah. Jen and Daniel. Yeah. I was also like, fuck, these are, you're even busy though. It was a big nine year old. Okay, yeah. You're in busy. Yeah, the nine year old. Let's go, bro. Hey, let's go, fuck you.

Let's go. Let's go. Sit to my face. He's like, I say. I'll do to you, what shocked us to me when we wrestle. You don't know who he is. What else do you get? So this one's sad.

What I think we've talked about this selfie before, it went viral where two gorillas were taking a photo with their caretaker. One of the gorillas actually recently passed away in the arms of her caretaker. Dan from what? Oh, illness. I don't think it says exactly what it was,

but she had an illness that finally just kind of took her. Dude, was she older? Yeah, she was an older one. I was, when I was in Indonesia and I worked with or on a tattoo. She was 14. She was 14. That's still young for a night, maybe.

Is it? I think so. They lived like 30, 40. When I was in, this guy took, he would rehabilitate the orphans and one of the babies died. They couldn't get that guy out of bed. That was his daughter.

They couldn't get him out of bed. Holy fuck, and things. You get so attached to the dude. You have no idea. Shims live fucking 39 years. Apes live 39 years. Oh yeah, dude. That's a human to you, man.

Believe me, if you don't want to chimp, you don't want it to die, it'll destroy you. If it's your friend, if it's your pet, it's a human. Do there's some chimp that lived at 88 for God's sakes? They're the expression in their eyes. I know this from working with orangutans. They're trying to be like,

no, but they're human, dude. No, for sure. They're like our closest thing to us. Right. But don't say working with them. But they have emotions. I know, but don't say working with orangutans. You didn't work with them.

When I was working with them, and I was rehabilitating them. Okay, I was there for a watch. You saw all that. No, I actually held. You passed the water. I held it. I actually helped. You passed the water. I helped. I helped.

You passed the water. I gave mangoes. Don't say working with a ranger drink. I gave pineapple. That's triggering for me. And they like pineapples? They love pineapple. When I was working to rehabilitate them

into the wild for two weeks with Earthwatch, when I was 21, boring, fucking boring after a while, but. Yeah, bad. But you and your sister do it? Yeah, and they get, but they throw tantrums, they get super attached to you. And which, like you hit on a lady who's like,

balls didn't run anything, you're hit on her and your sister's like, No, and when your sister's like, no, he lives with me. She was a scientist, I said, I don't think she's a cop. I said, I love to see you, she come visit me. She was like 28 and I was so into her and my sister goes, um, he, uh, he doesn't, he doesn't DC, but that means he goes to college and he lives in a department at my dad

pace for my dad pace for everything. He calls and he goes and he calls and asks for money all the time. What's wrong with her? Fucking grenade. Grenading me at every turn. Hater. She would grenade me at every turn. Yeah, he doesn't pay for anything. He's never had a job at my dad pace for everything. He's rich. I was like. Hey, dude. She would grenade me at every turn. Yeah, he doesn't pay for anything.

He's never had a job. My dad pays for everything. He's rich. I'm like, hey, he killed me. Killing me at 21, I want to be a man. Your sister's a non-bullshit type of lady. Oh, dude, we're just fucking taking a shot. I saw her the other day.

I saw her a friend. I dropped Tiger off in her friend. I was like, oh, you do the show with Brian. Oh, yeah, she goes, oh, I'm really close with his sister. And that was it. That's it. Yep, I went, cool. There it is.

See on the other side. Nobody know what that means. Nobody could take my wheels off better than my sister. Hey, what's that mean? See on the other side, like when we pass away. I, I, I, even Tiger was like, what? See on the other side. I said, cool.

See on the other side. And then she just pulls out a gun and kills herself. Yep, she, and like, give me that thing. Cow. We're both on the same side. That's pretty wild. That's something you say when we're gonna go to battle, right? We're going in, we're gonna charge that hill.

We have a, we have a, it's squid games and I go, hey. See on the side. See on the other side, brother. And I panic. We go. I panic, you know when you get out of conversation, you know what, yeah, that's cool. See on the other side, I'm like, ah, fuck.

I used to feel that way when you would be, when you were fighting and you would go train and I would get dead serious and I would look at you. Remember, I'd go like this. I don't know why, but I was dead serious and I go like this, I'd go, hey, train well, huh? Or I'd go, good training, okay?

Like I say, loud and you go like this, yes sir. And you disappear, I don't know, I just felt like we were, I feel like I was going about like the other way. Yeah. What's like if you're doing. And you disappear, I don't know, I just felt like we were, I feel like I was going about the last time. I feel like the way, yeah. What's like if you're doing whatever you're sitting here and then you're eating dinner and the waitress or waiter go, hey good luck tonight, you're you two, man. He's like, yeah I'm good dude, I'm fucking,

but if you perform, I'm dishing out orange chicken. You perform, yeah thanks for the luck. Yeah, that's like, that's like, that's like, do I, you two, try and Reagan does that too. It's called like when you get out of the taxi have a good flight. You too. You too. When you fly too, you at the times that you fly you too have a good flight. It's so it's so true though. It's just natural like you too man. Do it all the time. I did this to, I did this to the guy who was doing mold in my house and I don't know why I got along talking

to him was great and I just, I'm so used to this. I go, I'll see you later, I love you bro. I go, I go, and that's not what I meant. And that's what I say sometimes. I don't know why I said that. It was so fucking awkward. He looked at me like, it's like a white dude, kind of a big white dude. And that's not what I meant. And that's what I say sometimes. I don't know why I said that. It was so fucking awkward. He's all. He looked at me like, it's like a white dude,

kind of a big white dude. Like a handsy like blue collar. And he was the cable guy. I love you, man. I love you, bro. We've been talking politics. I love you, man. Oh, no.

I love saying I love you, bro. The guys who aren't comfortable with it. That's the best. That's a good day, dude. That's a count. Did that to him. My dad's a count. I love dude. My dad's accountant did that to him. My dad's accountant. I love you.

My dad goes, yeah. My dad thinks he got my dad goes, yeah, is my fly open? You know, my dad's soul school. My fly open. Oh, it's not. You love me? Love me. He's just like walked away.

I'll tell you, oh my god. Don't do that to him. Let's get out. So this is the last story I have today. Twitch, the streaming site actually got hacked recently and somehow they posted a list of their top earners from October 2019 to August 2021. And number one, this channel made $9.6 million.

This does not include merch or YouTube views. This is strictly on Twitch with our sponsorships donations from fans and this makes my twin. Can we start doing my twin made five mil. He signed exclusively with Twitch as well. Yeah a lot of these people are Twitch partners so they exclusively stream on this platform. The number one channel is actually a Dungeons and Dragons channel. So you just watch people play Dungeons and Dragons for hours. How much does that channel make? Apparently 9.6 million. And that doesn't count you two or merge. It's just on this platform. Can we twitch? If I can bet? Yeah. Yep. We have the capability to do that. Yeah, we did last

time, right? I don't I have no I've never been on Twitch, so it's like, that's nuts. You're thick boy live on Twitch. Oh, sick. Thick boy live on Twitch. Wow. Wow. Okay. Interesting, huh? Yes.

Is that okay? Yeah. Where would you say? I was gonna say that's what Eric Griffin is talking about when he says he made a lot of money on streaming. I don't see his name in the top 20 now on the top 25 But if he's making a little bit if he can make a living off of it He's doing that switch work. They run ads while you're doing it

How you get paid? Where's it off subscribers? So to my knowledge there are subscribers and then there are Donations that subscribers can give. And on top of that, you also have sponsorships in between you streaming. And Kat, is only fans that you just paid solely off subscribers? There's no ads. Subscribers and then paper views. And what's paper view?

What's paper view? Paper view is like any extra content I want to sell. So if I have like a the other day I went to go get a pedicure and I would sell extra photos of my feet. Pre-e feet? Yeah. And you can only get those photos if you pay the pay-per-view price? Yes, if I send you the DM with the option. And how much is something like that? It depends.

I've never been on only fans. So like- I've never had either, but I'd like to get out. What would I do? Can I make money? How much would I make if I- Zero dollars? If I was just like, here it is! Oh you're big dick. Yeah, it's not bad. I do. But doing things like my dick running and balancing. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? You're boss from behind. Yeah, my boss. Bulldog or Brian Callan? Bulldog and Bulldog and we got

flapping. Yep. We got helicopter and horse or Brian. Yep. We got we got a super cold. I make it cold. I put some ice on it and we see it all kinds of people vote How old shall I go today? Oh like negative 40 I get in some cold water I just dip just my three-piece set in cold water. It's like a magic We put your dick in like a snow cone. Oh, and he comes out all kinds of points or that and then the fans can vote what flavor ice cream? Hoach chocolate chip and your dick is a sandwich between chocolate. Well, I just drag it I drag my three-piece set across a tub of ice cream. Oh, that'd be fun. And people vote flavor ice cream, hoach chocolate chip and you digs a sandwich between chocolate chips. Well, I just dragged it. I dragged my three piece out of cross, a tub of ice cream. Oh, that'd be fun.

And people fall on the ice cream. Yeah. Dude, I bet you make some good, are there a lot of guys? Yeah, there's some of the tougher guys. I ain't getting, maybe? I'm not gonna do it for me though. Dude, I guarantee you make, I bet.

There's a niche for you to drive there. If you start posting that big, heavy, gray route, I bet you make 20, 20 grand a month. Really? But you gotta get creative with that dick bit. Bill's. I could dress it up, put little hats on. Oh, dude, my mom comes to the green room

and she goes, hey, I heard how much cat's making. She goes, think about starting the only fancy. She don't have a job. She's, yeah, my mom, that's issues. I think about starting the only fancy. It's in front of job. She goes, yeah, my mom, hey, that's issues. I think about starting to only fans. It's in front of all my friends. I go, do this later, mom.

She goes, no, seriously, she's like, all I gotta do is talk to some old guy and talk sex. You know what I'm gonna go, please stop, mom. She goes, that's dramatic, dude, she goes, she goes, I mean, I just gotta talk about like, Kray and Liz, nuts in my mouth, or something like that. I go, mom, please, I beg you, fucking stop. Please stop.

And I go, no, it's not sexting. I gotta like, so girl. Because he had post pictures. He was, well, I don't wanna do that. Well, dear God stop. I can't do to my crazy list. I'm like, this is my homelike. I'm like, and you're next to it going like this.

I'm not doing it, I can't. I do show like this pointing at it. Or me like this. Yeah, little things like that. Or me, and I'm like, hey, today's fucking Rocky Road. Let's see Brian's dick navigate through Rocky Road. And then you just spike your dick in the life frame. I'm not hot enough.

I'm bitch. Oh, I disagree, dude. I think it would make bank. Yeah. And only fans. I am baking bread now. I made bread yesterday. It could be Brian baking bread.

Look, I spelt and buttermilk. Oh, I made some good fucking bread. Butter on that. It's already been done. Tom Papa's doing that, dude. You got so hot. Dude, the dick and ice cream is our move. You think so?

Yeah. And we dress. He's like, yeah. He's like, yeah. He's like, yeah. He's like, yeah. He's like, yeah. He's like, yeah. He's like, yeah. He's like, yeah. He's, you look like you look like you just ate something that was tasty them

His face is like hmm dude when we dress it up. We'd like Halloween. Oh, it's a ghost Oh, just in the sheets with a rock hard boner. It's a ghost and then for Thanksgiving I'm it's giving he looks like a turkey. Oh, it's a little turquoise big turkey neck. It's your nuts Yep, that'd be sick. It's a pretty. Oh, it it's Santa Claus. It's Rudolph the Red Nose Cod. That's so good. I have a bunch of costumes for butters that I can pass down to you afterwards if you'd like. Oh my God, dude, this is brilliant.

Like I got him a little hot dog suit for Halloween. Oh, dude. Or I paint your dick for you and it's like, oh, is it an anaconda or a brine stick? And people, we keep them on their toes. Finger painting. Yeah, like this with your giant fingers, dang, dang. Blue, Joe, blue, Joe. If. dang. Blue, drop, blue, drop.

Yeah. Blue, drop, blue, drop. I'll do it. That's my sound effect for Brendan Finger painting. Or we do it around movies. We do it around movies. We do it so much shit we could do, like the new Batman comes out.

And then we paint your dick all black with little white eyes. It's just thematic for everything. Theatic. And then there's like Spider-Man. Oh shootin' ropes. Shootin' ropes. Oh hey check it out. Shootin' ropes. Spider-Man. Spider-Man shootinman. Oh shootin' ropes. Little. Hey check it out. Shootin' ropes spider-man

Spider-man shootin' ropes. Shootin' just Oh, he's spinning webs everybody. Uh-huh. Now are people gonna throw up or are they gonna pay for it? Probably throw up in that end of me. I don't think so. We pay my dick orange Donald Trump. It's Donald Trump week. Oh there is Right with a little orange wig on him. And he's going like this. Oh. Oh, that'd be fun. Yep.

Oh. Just the peepee amount's going. Oh. Uh, oh. Uh, oh. Oh. I've always said, Dump.

Beautiful people. Dump. Yeah, that'd be great. They're rushing the Capitol, Miss President. Do something. Dump. Yeah. We can do that. Dumb. Yeah. We can do that.

Mr. President, it's a January 6th, they're churned, they're in Mexico, it's office. Go home. Dude, we do a Biden one, we do a Biden one, and you're shaking your dick. I'm just, I'm cusp of the angry ghost. I know it's stuttering, it's all, you're doing it.

Somebody did my makeup with chalk. Yeah. Dude, I like this idea. I've seen more color in their vism vampires. Dude, I like this idea. I've seen more color in their Vez and vampires. Dude, I like this idea. That's a good idea, dude. That's a really good idea. It's a good month to start.

It's October, Halloween themed. And then we have Papa Dick, where my dick is attached to strings and throwing on it. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he's got a little mind of his own here. And I'm just behind you like this.

My nuts are going this way, my dick's going that way. That's my career, right? And I'm like, ooh, that's things. Make your nuts twerk. I'm just like, just your nuts. Yeah, find me. Yeah, just your nuts are twerkin' not your ass. That could be a trend, dude.

Let's make some money! Twirking nuts from the back, and no, no, no, we can do that, dude. Look guys, the important thing is I'm gonna be in Columbus this weekend Friday Saturday, and then I'll be, I'll be in Columbus, and then get ready. I'm in McGubbies. I'm fucking McGubbies.

Can we change the name in Maryland? Can they change the name in the club? Temonium Maryland, McGubbies, I'm there. Get your tickets at BrianCowell.com, or F-A-T-K-Z.com, October 14th, 15th, 16th, Timonium, then I'm in Liberty Township, Ohio, October 22nd, 23rd. That's, are you guys out of 30s?

I think I'm gonna be here, Bob. Cobbass fight companion. We can do the fight companion. That's the end of the year. We also have one November 6th, don't we? We have a double feature, canelo, Caleb, that's a band you have C268. That's a big one.

Big boy. So we might have to do the fight campaign. I'm in Vegas tonight, man. There will be no dick magic like Brian, but it's a fun show. Vegas tonight, Wise Guys Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Vegas, your boy is in town.

And the next week, Brad California is Thursday, or sorry, Friday and Saturday only, Brad California, then Dallas, Texas, taping the special, beepa, beepa, beepa, after the minute of special, come in. Fucking hot, November 11th through the 13th, Dallas, Texas, Addison and Prof,

take us on sale right now, says Chicago, but that they canceled that date, so we can do a Calabas fight campaign for the big UFC. Great, grand, wonderful. Love you guys, thanks for the support, Vegas, see you tonight, Brian, keep that day heavy. You will, buddy. I love it. Love you guys. Good time. Thanks, fellas. On holiday, there's nothing like doing nothing. As an Expedia member, you can save up to 30% when you add a hotel to your flight so you

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