The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 737

Episode Date: October 14, 2021

Bryan plans vengeance for his turtle's killer and the guys talk prison sex, weed brownie experiences, updates on Bry's NFT purchases, Brendan's mountain lion scare, the Jon Gruden controversy, weight lifting pet peeves, Tim McGraw jumping off stage to confront booing fans and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Can I ask you a question? When you guys pay, does it start with two streams? Yeah, fuck. Like a snake's tongue. Yes, because sometimes the alarming, right? And that's how it identifies into one. It unifies into one, but the problem is some of it gets on the floor because your p-hole

gets all mashed up. Is that why it's two? I don't think so. It's massive of hell. He's all like, yeah, and he's like, yeah. But then after you bust a fat nut and you try and pee afterwards with the boner, you guys will be a gal standing up.

It's like this, it's just hard right angles. That's right. Strange. I'm trying to pee with that morning wood. Yeah, it's tough. That's tough. It's James too. Yeah, you know, like Bern's trying to push it down.

Bern, everybody's burned. So I was told, I wake up with wood periodically and I was told Of course you do to be 54 and have a healthy scientific wake up with a boat. Uh-huh. Oh really? That's that that's that's Yeah, it means your testosterone like It's like you got there Especially at his age. I said to my doctor. I said I want to check my testosterone time and he said Okay, and I said that should be, I said I wanna check my test results from one time and he said, okay, and I said, but I should be alright, because I wake up,

you know, a boner a lot of times and he goes, you do, you don't have to check your test results. Hey, that's not real. I should still check it, don't fuck now. But also don't tell your mom, doctor, boner. Yeah, well I had, I was wearing, I was naked, now you know,

you tell them the difference. But when they know, I had a boner in the office, you tell them the difference, because this is a little doctor, I can't lose this, every time I look in your eyes. And he was like, dude, I don't know. Oh, dude, I might need your help.

Okay. You might have to bring your guns over. Okay. Because guess what, we caught on the camera last night at 3 a.m. So I have my rings, I go, I have a security system with cameras that's in the house. They have ring too and the ring picked up some movement. 3 a.m. so my phone goes off And I look, the old line of the mount.

Oh, mountain line. And listen, that's true. That's true. I'll show you the video and how disrespectful is this? He took the biggest shit on my lawn. Wow, just had to shit. Oh, mountain line. That's crazy.

Not a big one. Because you live in a fairly, are you sure it wasn't a bobcat? Short tail or long tail? Long tail. I'll show you. Not a big one because you live in a fairly I sure wasn't a bobcat short tail or long tail. I'll show you not a not a big one though But took a probably a but took a mofacicide shit on my lawn really yeah Insulting if you ask me I was gonna say but little this crazy you had a mountain line in your home Yeah, you can't leave your dogs out. You can't leave Can I my kids really out there? But he's not in the... Not in the...

Well, yeah, my no, my kids aren't partying to three in the morning. Did you still like... I had some people in the show though. What do you do? I was about Hilda, my late, my old, old, her little murder, no, it's me. So yeah, so my, my girl Hilda,

who was murdered, my, my turtle, was murdered by a raccoon. And the guy said, a guy said, you're, you're a raccoon and the guy said a guy said You're you're this raccoon won't stop until everything is dead. Oh, it's the night stalker raccoon. Yeah, damn It kills my coin. It's fucking on and I'm thinking I can't so he probably get them I'll make him corner and though those fucking raccoons. Oh, oh Raccoon grab the crabs and fish. Hey, but also the people that you may be able to you know

Well, no, this guy they do pump they do pump. Yeah, so we'll come out. Yes, sir put a net over your pond Yeah, I was like is there anything to labor the net over? What's the point of the pop? So then it takes away the beauty of the honey other hey also fuck those koi fish. Let's roll the dice there Well, I might say we'll get more koi fish. I'm gonna get in the trail I'll set it down all night. The rack and shoot him in his wet lap. No, no, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna set it set trap. Okay, I can't be in anything and then I'll go like this I'll look at him and he'll be like I'll look him in the eye and I'll say You live for you to not live as it pleases me as it pleases me and

Then I'll just then beat him with a bag of soap Like full metal jacks. It's just like you get there like in the face when I just camp out at night Dude, we'll just hide in the bushes till this fucking robber shows up promise those fuckers Probably can smell us and they know They roll like they cover yourself in garbage hide the scent. That's a good idea That's a good idea. All right cover your face and poo right? I'm a I'm a roll don'tcent. That's a good idea. That's a good idea. All right, cover your face and poo, right? I'm a boocard. Don't they roll? Don't they roll as a group?

I'm gonna scat baby in the face just to catch the rat poo. Well, I thought I got poo, why do I have to be the one covered in poo? It's your rat, who? I know, but what are you doing? Shit, not me. Oh, okay, but then I feel like human shit on my face. Do you want to cast a rat poo or not?

I guess I want to cast my- This is my plan. This is Ocean's 11. I'm George Clooney. Yeah. You're Brad Pitt. So do I have to get under you while you cop a squad? Oh, god. This is my plan. This is Ocean's 11. I'm George Clooney. Yeah. You're Brad Pitt. So do I have to get under you while you've copped a squad? Oh, God.

This is so fucking, I feel like you can all f**king make a log like a Trojan helmet. I'm sure this is good for catching raccoons. Dude, the best. So I'm all shit faced. No pun intended. And you're hiding. And then we have to show them like that.

I'm just covering and shit. Yeah. I just don't even show up. Yeah, show up. Can I get in the shower now? No, sir. Wait, for the like that. I like that. Just covering shit. Yeah. He just doesn't show up. Yeah, he just doesn't show up. Can I get in the shower now? No, sir. Wait, I'm for the redcoon.

I gotta get serious. I wonder if it is a redcoon though. I bet it is. I read this. It's the only thing I can think of. I tell you what though, your life is better than mine, man. I have fucking a mountain line of the mountains, dude. It's no joke.

Tiny little dude though. Not huge. Yeah. You know Charles Bukowski is. He's a writer, a great writer. And he talked about, he wrote a story about this guy I think he was in jail and these dudes were fucking guys that when you were new they just fuck you fresh fish Yep, and this guy found it. He was gonna get fucked

So he covered himself in poo that didn't stop him and I believe that's in a Charles Bukowski novel and Do we believe this? Do we believe this story? Yeah, no that'll happen. Okay. I've heard that that's what you do and You made the you know you shit But yeah, oh god, would I really get fucked in the ass and turn my shin you that's a good question How long is it just a one-time thing or am I like to town or? That's a quiet run and train wait. Why would they doing is it a spit? I don't like you're that attractive to a bunch of men?

What? More than you daddy, dude, I would be the fucking Mickey Minas of the penitentiary. Yeah, but there are a lot of guys. There are a lot of twinks Oh, that more feminine. Yeah, like they're dudes who are uh-huh young Oh these two Yeah, like there are dudes who are young. Oh, these two would shave you down. These two would get filled like a raspberry donut. You boys get filled like a fucking... What would happen is you'd have,

you'd just see a, like a razor. You two would be a Cadbury egg. You get filled with cream. Whoa. Yeah, that was a lot. I'm paying to pick it. I took one of guys and Joe would say, that's not what you think. A lot of times, there are a lot paint the picture I just want to know the guys and Joe is saying that's not what you think a lot of times

There are a lot of dudes that are willing to give it away. There are a lot of gay men and jail so there's a whole thing Where I think though if so if you're gay men isn't pretty I mean granted there's lockdown You can't leave the art but as far as like sex goes, isn't it like that's your world? If you're a gay man. Yeah, I would have just do it close everywhere Yeah, and like even straight men are like I'm doing 10 to 20 like might as well. Well, there was a very feminine gay man in jail. He was very feminine and then he came in. Where's the story from?

This was, I read this story, you know, I read it in more times and the guy was testifying. Okay. About the fact that he was, he was suing the penal the penal social you know the jail because he was passed around he was passed around for cigarettes and yeah yeah he was just that is that what I expected hey that's your worth your worth one pack of marble or a very gay so someone was pivoted out very feminine very rather pretty and he came to jail with his nails painted and his you know he just is kind of asking for it though yeah well I mean you put lip gloss on well he was he was a guy and the boys yeah clearly wasn't a stranger to probably being being fucked by Matt

yes okay yeah of his own choice but I thought you couldn't come into the prison cell with makeup and lip gloss you can't you couldn't come into the prison cell with makeup and lipsticks. You can't, but you take the chicken. Don't they do? No, no, no. When your hair is long and silky and over one eye and you've got it. And they're taking that chicken grease, put it around your lips.

Oh, that stuff. So what happened? They had a lot of that. They had a gang leader in there. It was a big strong rough looking cat. They came in. And no, he was a straight man. They said, they said, he was a straight man. They said they said he was

passed around. He said, yeah. And I said, what if he didn't want to? And the guy, all the guy did was he went, he just kind of chuckled. What's the name of the house? No, right? He just kind of chuckled. There's no option. And you know, so that was his, that was what the case sort of stem, I guess was hung on the fact that this guy had been traded for a long time against his, well yes, he was a gay man and had probably, you know, he has the right to say no. You know why I had some fun?

You know, he has the right to say no. Every day, multiple times. He has the right to say no, or the change. But what was he in there for? It was like pedophilia or like murder then hey bro. I don't know the cab I think he was released so when he had released that's what he suit price a mental trauma. Did he win? I don't know I just remember reading the fact that he had been if I was the judge I go like this. Yeah prison dude Is there anything else or everybody good for today? Yeah, we did I think he was like probably put in jail for passing bad checks

You don't deserve to be yeah, you don't do yeah traded for cigarettes. That's simple. That's not that's non-violent Yeah, now if you're a president file, you know, you can we can have this conference. I don't do they don't get fuck They get fucked up. Yeah, they killed depending. Yeah, but So that but I the guy I talked to were in jail said, you know, there are a lot of dudes that are just kind of there and willing to And sometimes they're in their own section their own block, you know, that's what I thought they were in their own block Sometimes like home is on the longest yard chasing more girls. Yeah, they've done shit. Yeah And I'm talking about something that punch you in the face.. I mean it's not like they're there still dudes man

Don't do that they might like it fucking fight you have their type and they have they have guys that are not their type like any other human Mm-hmm So I wonder if anybody goes to the prison the guy has like a fake like a blood ass And he's just like oh my god You know like I know in South African jails South African jails and there was I watched a special on that. You're a little too into presents. You're a little too into presents.

And the lady boys for my liking, but carry on. We'll get to that later, but carry on. Yep, and some of the guys knew that they were going to go in there, and you could see the guy, regular guy, and the dudes who were part of this, they had stripes, you know, you're a sergeant in that gang and they're in there. This was in the prison. The leader would choose you and you would clean this clothes and you would cook his

meals and you would have sex with him on your back face to face. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. See, a lot of people think it's just going to be that. You're going to be. Huts into men. You're like, oh, that guy's a He's not getting it. You make it look British me make it look British man said who was interviewing him said does this make you gay and he said no

Not gay dude. You're looking the man in the eyes. He's my woman and that's how he's my woman No, no sir. So in South African jails. We got a little bit of a different story There's two different out there. Yeah, that's that You could see one of the guys who was in the holding tank and they were watching him and the guy was talking to him that came over here. And he was being, that was it. He knew. That's his. Not only did he know he was going to get fucked.

Yeah. He had something in his butt. He has already had something. Yeah. He was wearing a cylinder in his rump to prepare it. Prepare. Yeah. See, they would try to get you YouTube YouTube big though. Oh yeah, first thing. Dude, first thing.

Dude, oh he's fine. I'm old and great. No, they're gonna break it. No, they, they look at you. No, the boy's gonna break it. Yeah. You're like an epic. Hey, going after the U-thousand miles on it.

I have a lot of money. No, they're gonna break it. Yeah. You're older. And you long-lasting. You're holding some of those homeboys like a silver fox in there. I don't think so.

And they want to break it. Yeah, and then they see your big nuts Mm-hmm. Oh, they go tell you look. Yeah, they're gonna be a they love that you guys are young and tired No, you know, I'm gonna get there. I'm gonna say silent. I'm gonna keep to myself full my clothes Yeah, so it's with this be me. Yeah, so someone's gonna watch you in for I'm gonna go murder right some right in there for murder And they go you all right my camera man. She got a you know, and all right? And like, yeah, man, she got age, you know? And then you say, what? I have eight. So then nobody's gonna fuck with me.

Yeah, and I don't think you're the first person to think of that. And then they would look you and go, you're lying. And I'd say, all right. How did you get out? They're not going to know some medical records. You have to do, I'm sorry. You don't get to start.

You have to kill a cop. You have to kill a cop. Oh yeah, I'm off to shank somebody right in the fucking head. You have to pull their head off their spine. First day I'm gonna have to shank someone in the neck. Yeah, you gotta set the bar for yourself. I know. I know, I know, you gotta set the tone.

You would snap down, you'd do that thing, and you'd break their neck, and you'd kill a couple guys with your bare hands. Yeah, because you're in there for life. And everybody'd be like, ooh, that guy is. No, they'd recruit me. Yes. Someone would.

You'd be the muscle. And then what you would do is this. That's not what I wanted to do. Yes someone would you be the muscle And then what you would do is that's not what I want to do Then I have to fight every day. No, you don't know you don't know you don't know You're gonna get a good no. I'm gonna be the enforce or do you kill? No, yeah? You get in there and you do your thing and then you you have to kill You would have to kill the leader you would get in there and you'd be like, Amen I'm your guy and then you snap his head down. And then I run the joint. And you can kill somebody pretty quickly. I think a regular dude, how long

would it take you for real to break some of these neck? About 30 seconds. About 30 seconds. I'll break yours in 10. Right? For real? Because you do that thing where you get your hips in there and you just go back.

I'll break your little frats when I get 10 seconds. I got strong neck, but I mean, I know what you mean. Don't say that, it makes me angry. I know, it makes me angry. It makes me angry. No bothers me. But I bow my neck. No bothers me, I have that power don't say that makes me angry. I know I know it makes me angry. I know bothers me I bow my neck. No bothers me. I have that power over you No bothers me sometimes we can do all night like god damn it. You I can break

It's weird. It's more time out. I'm not looking at fucking neck dog. Yeah, I know Yeah, you're not breaking my neck Man's neck, but you will read I would be the enforcer and you would just be sucking cock. Nope. No, no, no. Brian, they would go after you, though. No, dude. Dude, you know who's lying?

Are you gonna survive? I'm not a sharpie, I'm not a sharpie. You know who's trying to just go short-kings. Oh, there's super-fuck. They can't defend themselves. No, I'd stab somebody, my first time. Yeah, that's fine. But you know, yeah, he's actually pretty ruthless.

Dude, you know, he would. Yeah, he's not. Listen to me. I mean, I definitely get fucked up. I'm not gonna mess with him. I go down. Yeah. God.

This might be a friend of mine, did a big thing in prison they were going to do, this big documentary. So they spent a lot of time in California state penetrating, rough place, a lot of gangs. The roughest. The motherfuckers that run that shit are not the big strong guys.

The dudes who run that shit are the people like the MS 13 the people that are willing to kill you. Yeah, organized and and are smart and are afraid to do more time. Yeah, I'm just about. Well, some of them already doing like life because that was the thing with my dad. He was already serving life. So he was just he just said fucking bar. Yeah, you have to.

I've got to. I bet he's like, he goes, I had to switch my brain like you know cuz yeah He was on the street, you know things were a little bit more loose but like he said once he got in you're around nothing But just ruthless motherfuckers, so he's like I got a life sentence So why don't I just fucking what it what an exhaust? You're not fuck with the Mexican mafia like if you're in if you're in the if you're in you know wherever you are Like in California state Penitentiary, they're a men that run that who are 65 years old.

And they're also not trying to have a war all the time. They're not trying to, they're trying to, like, but don't kid yourself in there. They'll help you as I was shaved my head and get a maximum tattoo on the back of my neck. You gotta do something. I'm telling you, they wouldn't know. Cause those dudes are organized

and they're not here on a peep out of you. So the guys who won in the show are older men. Yeah. You ever think about going to a women's prison? You ever seen the feet? What? You ever thought about it? You ever thought about it?

You ever think about it? You ever think about it? You ever think about it? You ever think about it? You ever think about it? You ever think about it? You ever think about it? You ever think about it?

You ever think about it? You ever think about it? You ever think about it? You ever think about it? You ever think about it? You ever think about it? You ever think about it? You ever think about it? Yeah, orange County is huge huge and then long beach too because a lot of enemies People hang out with Campbell. No, I'm saying in prison though in prison I don't think there's a huge population like if you were watch 60 days in when the female side I feel like the females were some the male They're caddy and they're fucking I have no desire to do time in a female prison You know, I thought about it never approach your mind

I think about with you. It's none of that. I just don't know about how bad the food is. That's literally all I think about. That's all you got to think about. I don't know about that. Fuck the food. You know what I think about? Steve.

Steve told me, like, there's sound going on all the time. Like, three and the more and four and one. Guys don't sleep. He's like, so the ability, your ability to sleep is just compromised. That would, and he goes in lights, Ron. So you have to adapt to him. Like that would drive me fucking nuts

I'd go crazy. Yeah, it'd be awesome Let's just not get in there. How about that? How about that pretty easy to avoid? Yeah, that's just not Do anything? Yeah, right? Short Kings Rid is right though. You got y'all be fucked But you would you would you would you would scrap you would scrap I know you're a little scrap But it is right though, y'all be fucked. Yeah, it's good. Keep talking about it. You would, you would, you would scrap, you would scrap. I know you're a little scraper.

A lot of dudes, his size and jail, who don't get, so I, another guy's been 25 years and jail, I talked to him. He, he, I love to meet all these guys who talk to him. Well, I know them too because I know people who make movies on them. So this guy's been 25 years in state penitentiration, California state-penetration, who is Frank. And he said, I said, well, how do you, like, how do you avoid trouble? And he said, what happens is you're a young guy and you're in jail. And somebody comes over and says, come join us, man. Come hang out and they show you the ropes.

And they might tell you how to get the best food out of the commissary. They just, they just, they, they bring you in and you're hanging out with them. And what happens is a lot of times you feel a sense of indebtedness because you're with a group of dudes who are- Brotherhood. And they're also dudes who are in a bad situation. So it's not like everybody's trying to beat you. They all relate.

Just hanging out. They're just on a past time. And they're also, a lot of them are not in that eyes. They're kind of teaching you how to do the thing. So now you feel like anybody else, your friends with these guys, you're saying, you're friends with these guys, you like them and they like you.

And if there's beef now, you want to prove that you want to do them a favor. You want to show that you're down. You want to show that you're part of this group. And that's when you, and if, having COVID, that's when you end up, you know, that's when you're a young person and you want to do

something for somebody, that's when you can get recruited and shake somebody. Interesting. In fact, my dad went back to prison the second time or whatever. He said when he went in, he didn't have to do any dirt or anything like that because well, yeah, I guess he like earned his strife. So like when shit would pop off, like he was just left as like, you know, I guess you like earned his strife so like when shit would pop off like he was just left as like an OG you know so that happens a lot of times too man yeah

I don't rough like no oh and say and you want to be in federal pen as opposed to state pen my dad was in state because federal pen tends to be a high quote unquote quote unquote. I've heard this from this guy spent another fucking Bobby Fisher spent 15 years and in a Folly Fisher the chess player no Make a shit up porn director He said Your friend named Elon Musk My friend Elon Musk. Yes, but he said he said federal pen higher quality.

Different lovely white color. Yeah, educate everybody. Yeah, my dad was like, money heist and shit big time drug king. Those guys are fucking each other. No, there was in my dad was telling me a story. There was this dude who was black in Mexican and he tried to roll with the Mexican.

A black second. Yeah, and he tried to roll with the Mexicans in prison, but they wouldn't fuck with him. Because he looked more black than he did in Mexico. And they were like, no, you got to roll with the blacks. Yep. Not a bad trade off. Yeah.

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And I had a weird feeling. So that's it, that's it. It takes, it's all whole thing up and down around four minutes. Oh, wait, they come right back down? Right back down. That's it? And then, you know, Shatton got an offer

from the guy, Goen's Virgin. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, Branson. Yeah, Branson. He got an offer from Richard Branson and Elon Musk to do this. And he decided to go with Elon, I'm sorry with Jeff Faso.

Jeff Faso. Because he said, I just trust him more. It's crazy. It's It's crazy. I don't get why people are so obsessed with this Brian. What was that thing? I I don't get the appeal with it. They're not even fucking going to space. They're just going really high I know he's 90 but if you jump out of a plane we get the same cover. Yeah, he's 90 really he looks really good He looks really he actually looks really good. Yeah, I'm definitely not keto But the thing is 90 yeah, my parents We're telling me like he's got a belly instead of my parents who are eating now my mother's it's anecdotal of course

But my mother was like all the friends that I have that were always jogging and very thin Stayed in shape. They're all dead. Oh really? The ones that were like ah fuck it I'm not gonna do much and they were moderate They're all dead. Oh really? The ones that were like, ah fuck it. I'm not gonna do much and they were moderate, but they got, they all had some fat on them. All of them are still alive. Wow, this fuck's really good.

It's really easy. She was like, I'm telling you, I'm not gonna be the exception. Cause people, I know they're in shape and death but they do them better. 100% 100% but I think sometimes maybe, this is the different time. This is the Trump thing.

You only get a certain amount of heartbeats. So if you work out, if somebody has a battery, you know, stupid that is? Yeah. I don't know. Old people tend to have. This sounds like something that someone doesn't like to work out says.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, that's true. I agree. Oh, they have footage of that. I'm never going to stop working out. I can give a fuck what anybody says. I mean, so you can say whatever you want. No, Michael Pax is like 84, dude.

Yeah. Had two fucking bypass heart surgeries. It was still going. It was insane shape. Yeah. Yeah. He got super. Oh, he got many of them in there.

Yeah, and when he landed, he got super emotional, because he said like, as soon as he broke, I guess he broke the atmosphere. Yeah. That's when he said, it just became all black. All of a sudden, he came all black. And he could look down, it was all blue. He's like, oh my god, he's different.

He's not a part of his life. Dude, yeah. He was talking about death. He's like, is this what black and you can look down. It was all blue. And he's like, oh my god He was talking about death. He's like, is this is what happens when you die? No, it's not and they have Came out when dude it's flat Did he yeah, he's actually no Will him chat and it's like it's flat. Oh, it is. They're fucking right Yeah, I did how great would that be if he did that? Brian, what was the thing that happened in Florida? It was like in 87. Oh, it blew up on TV.

That's why I was watching this. Yeah, the challenge. Yeah, the challenge, the challenge, yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry that asked you. I should, I mean, I happened on TV. Was it 87? And that's the blue up in the teacher,

and all our schools, at least that was my generation. So all our schools were watching the live. Well, that was 87s in the 80s, yeah. So I was, the year I was born. We all watched, all the schools watched it because it was a teacher that was going up in the air. And then we all saw like it blow up and we're like, what the hell is going on?

How many people were on that? I don't know, 90s. So really some of my thoughts. Yeah. There's a statue at DIA, did you see it? There's a big statue of one of the astronauts because the astronaut was from Denver. Where?

At DIA, Denver International Airport. Oh, is it? Oh, it's six. Okay, I was born a year later. I was three. I was an elementary. But I was an elementary school, I'm not sure what it is. But I thought that's what was gonna happen today

for some weird reason. So I watched it. I thought it was gonna blow up and I don't witness history. Wow. Yeah, well, you never know. Isn't it? So, Bezos and Elon Musk and Branson billionaires. Yeah. The show, the show rich and bored of this earth. They're trying to get away. That's what I love. That's, you know, nothing else to do. You're just bored. Yeah. It's done a lot. There's nothing else to do. It's like, I heard the, it's clearly a rumor,

but this person knows this person pretty fucking well Mm-hmm, and he's a super celebrity everybody in here knows him. He's fucked so many girls Just molten I mean a day like eight girls a day multiple girls at the time eventually who's like just he's like I don't know where to go from here. He's like I'm not a gay man, but I'm gonna I'm so bored with these hot chicks They say that when that when you follow a situation to that level, you, you, you keep having to up the hand. Mm-hmm.

You have to keep up the hand. Yeah, chase that dick right. Yeah, you have to keep doing that. That's what they say about serial killers, by the way. Oh, for sure. You just gotta keep upping it. Yeah. It's like what, uh, this rush that they get or something?

He's stuck in it. Well, it's like, it's like, uh, heroin addicts. Like the, the chase in that dragon, all the time. You ever see somebody who's really, who does a lot of cocaine? I'm fucking, you see what it takes, like people who do a lot of blow,

you're like, you see that just up to empty? No, lay out a fucking line where you're like, your heart's gonna stop. Right, right. What comics still doing blow after seeing what happened to Kate Quigley? How in what world are you still gonna do cocaine when all the time when I mean I mean

People have time. It's not like you take a lot of time to do it. Yeah, just to stay up But I mean I don't know. No, it will stay up. That's why they do it I guess or they you know it gives them energy or helps them ease the pain before that But but but if you look at the news like we know like and Mexico, these cartels are fentanyl. It's all fentanyl. And you're still, so you're just gonna roll, you're just gonna roll the dice. You're just gonna roll the dice?

Even before fentanyl, it was dangerous. Your heart can still stop. I had a doctor say, she said, how old are you? And I said, I was like 43, she goes, okay. I don't know if you do cocaine, but I'm just telling you, don't do it. She was part of the study. She was, you're rolling the dice.

Your heart can stop just for whatever reason. You can just do to the perfect. Also, what's weird is like, of course it is, it is. It's not the fuck. Who's the comic who passed away? Foucon. Foucon.

And it's also with McNooler II and with some other guys. We can't say he overdosed it. They don't think they got poison. They all got poison. The narrative should be,'t think they got poisoned. They all got poisoned. Like the narrative should be, oh, they got poisoned. That shit is no joke. Yeah, we gotta quit saying, oh, they overdone. No, they got poisoned.

Yeah, they got poisoned. They were trying to do cocaine, but it was fentanyl. I think it's a fentanyl. I think it's a fentanyl. I thought it was fentanyl. It was fentanyl. Really? I think it's a fentanyl.

It was a fentanyl. Was that 2014? No, I could be off. I think it was. And then there's some people that just do straight fentanyl, right? I don't know. I made that up. I don't know drugs. So yeah, oh, that was 2017 accident overdrive. Right. You know, they said accident overdose. He got poison. Yeah. Well, no, he actually took that stuff. Yeah, so he just overdosed on that. I don't know the story. So he took it. He took it. That'd be okay. Well, or I don't know the story of a fan of oxycodone.

So he took it. He took it. That'd be okay. Or he didn't know and fentanyl was in there. I think it was what he didn't know. I think that's what it was. I don't know why they don't change their like, like, McNawar was poisoned.

Yeah, you were poisoned. Like if I guarantee you with Kate and Fuku and Fukuwan and Patty for like, there's fentanyl in this. They're like, oh, fuck no. Yeah. Like they didn't purposely take that out. They were poison.

Jesus. I think this way. Wait, what was the shit they got Michael Jackson? Was that all of the sleeping stuff here? Oh, a sleeping stuff? Yeah, that doctor really fucked them. The doctor. What did he give him?

Well, in order to sleep, which is insane, dude. In order to sleep, you had to take this pro, pro, pro, pro, pro, pro, pro, pro, he had to take it every night. Pro, pro, sleep, which is insane, dude. In order to sleep, he had to take this pro-pro-pro-for-for. He had to take it every night. Oh, pro-for-for-for. Yeah, he had to take that every night, and he helps you go to sleep. So he'd have a doctor administrator. This doctor gave him too much.

He just gave him too much, and it stopped his heart. And this fuck, they said they could have saved him if you would have called the police right away, but he called his friend instead. Oh. So instead of saving him, he called his friend. What in the world? But now, as a doctor, do call the police, what the fuck are you doing?

But also, I think Kate did the same thing too. She called her friend first. Because I think, and people are like, how could you do that? I think when that stuff happens, you panic, and you call the person that you're most comfortable with. Because you want advice. Yeah.

And you also don't want to be blamed for it, right? So they're probably like, oh, fuck. I took a hash brownie and I called Arty Lang. All right, I called Arty. I was like, I was like, I'm like, we have this masters in drugs. I said, I think I'm gonna die. I can't feel myself breathing.

I keep forgetting to breathe. He's like, what do you say? You feel a little jumpy? I go, the clock is stopped. Like, I swear to God, the clock stopped. I swear to God, Roman was just talking about this where some guys did overdosed on on weed They ate that's what happens. I'm not show I was like well It's taking an hour for the clock to go one minute. I'm fucked here and I kept pacing

I couldn't figure it was all do that's where my joke on my showtime special came about is my friend gave me a Weed brownie and she thought, you know, I'm talking about she thought because I'm so big and I've never done it before. So I'm so big she gave me like the high strength brownie and there was like a, you know, like the brownies that you get and like the like Ralph's or something like that. It was it was a big brownie and I she was do you like it? I'm like, yeah, you know, I love sweets. So I eat the whole thing. And she she goes now to your bigger so it shouldn't affect you too much dude I was driving I go what the and I can my vision. I'm driving my mom my mom sticks back in the day down down

Venice Boulevard and my vision starts going That's right. I go what and I'm like what the fuck you give me? She go. It's an extra strength weed Brownie I'm like oh fuck yeah, I was like, what the fuck did you give me? She goes and extra strength, weed brownie. I'm like, oh fuck. Yeah, I was like, oh fuck, you gotta get, I need get home. I need, I get home and I go on half time, drop you off, we're going straight to my house, then you uber back and something, or take a scooter or the fuck you're into.

I get home and I, like you said, time stops. I thought I was going 100 miles an hour. I was going exactly 10 miles an hour. Oh damn. In my head I'm like, oh my god, I'm moving so fast. I'm going 10 miles an hour. Who's this? Josh Wolf was telling us

Diaz his tolerance for edibles is like insane and say those those gummy death stars if anyone here took him It's like a rhinoceros tranquilizer, but he intake like four of them I heard he I heard he's really good in that new So pranos movie he is a big part of it So you know originally he had like a very very small part Joie Diaz very small part and then I coley fuck this guy's great and then wrote him a ton into the movie I have you I'm sure you've seen this Really you look like an extra from it. You're not

I haven't seen it yet. Oh wow that's surprising. Don't you love sopranos? Yeah, I just Haven't really had time to like sit down and watch it. Suppose he's fucking great. Well, he's basically, yeah, I mean he's, I mean, he's perfect. Is that really out of it? Yeah. Oh, wow, I want to watch this. You know, Ray Leotard is saying he's turned down a bunch of like mafia and crime movies because he doesn't want to be labels to mafia guy.

But also, you're the mafia guys. Fucking do it. Also, you guys saw good fellows finally? You never see him before? No, guys. Fucking do it. I said, fellas, and I'll see you. That's how you guys saw good fellows finally. You never see anything before? No, we've been doing it. I don't know, how good is it? It was amazing. Yes.

I wasn't loved. I didn't realize it was a true story as well. And the guy was this real, something hill? Yeah. I was about to say Benny Hill. No, it's something hill. He had to go to witness protection, yeah. Yeah, I was about to say Benny Hill. No, it's something Get a witness protection yeah, you see will sassos

Tony soprano on oh great TV Well, I mean we gotta get sassed on a fight campaign. Yeah, we do I already talked about it. about it. He'll do it. He's down. We gotta get him on. I don't know. He hasn't done the podcast in so long. He just fucks with me too. He'll call me and go, you still doing that karate podcast? That's what I'm gonna say. Why, please don't call her karate podcast.

Why, you guys talk about karate, don't you? Well, I can't wait for that until we're 30th, fight campaign. It's gonna be a good time. Let me just say who's on it. We got some surprises. We got some surprises. You don't know either, honey, but. No, I know.

We got some surprises for you. I heard. Yeah. We got a surprise. Let's give you a big one. By the way, you're welcome for your no fun toads. Oh, what are they at now? We've sold, I guess we, I don't, I'm not selling these.

I don't like that. Well, it's my only, it might be the only time we ever do an NFT, right? But, just giving them a number to you. But, I think they sold 1,000 of them already. What does that do for us? I have no idea. I guess they have to sell all of them, and then... But how many do they make?

And then they start training. Aren't they very limited? It's a lot of, like, a lot of NFTs at 140 bucks, they sold over 1,000. So they made 1, thousand dollars off of it. They later got sell out by Friday. But how many are there? So we have, how many toes are there? I bought a bunch of them.

And then you said, you said how many you've been on. Here's what I don't want. I don't want people. Look, I don't want to say too much because I don't want people to buy toads because of me. I don't know. I pull these fucking toes now that I'm winning. I don't want anybody by too much because I don't want people to buy toads because of me. I don't know. I pull these fucking toes, I don't want anybody to buy anything.

Am I saying anything? Well, I'm saying that maybe I'm just surprised that they say something. Exactly what you want me to do. No, I said, that was great. You want to take this journey down the toad road with us and we're in, we're balls deep in toes now. Yeah. We need these things to sell.

So come on the ride with us. It's like when I do reeds forraftKings and give my Parley picks. Dude, they're fucking, you know, it's fucking tough, man. It's like you gotta roll the dice. Same with these NFT toads. We know nothing about it. I have a better chance of picking it in part of the fight cargo.

I go, what the fuck does minting mean? I don't know anything about it. That means they're probably coming up with a valid. I know one of the guys who's in the team. Yeah, but you know what bothers me about all this? What? And then you just about all this? What? And you just told me this now? Yeah.

There's over a thousand of these fucking totes. A lot of them. They get me limited. Like make a hundred of them. Not fuck a hundred. Six of them. So yeah, and we have four of them. Yeah, but you know how many of the apes there are?

And if you see or have cryptopop, there's probably a 10,000. Oh, there's 10,000. There's 10,000. But that's still kind of not a lot to like the world. Not if it's the world, but I would personally. You know what I mean? there's not 10,000 Michael Jordan rookie cards. That's why it's worth so right There's not 10,000 pairs of these. That's why the worst I would say make 500 tops right do a hundred and give us 70 of them you piece of shit

What's your fucking friends mark give us? The next round of these toes or whatever animal dude. Let's make a hundred fucking wild zebras and FT's I give us 70 I bought them a bit bottom You keep your liver hands up my mother. It's my here's what I did so when I saw he made all the apes Okay, I mean when I saw he made all that money daddy won my I went I went I was just like When I saw it when I saw it on OpenCIO, I saw it. I went. Because I have to believe this.

I have to see it. I remember making fun of him, for buying it for what I thought was crazy money. That's fair. And then I see it and then I see that there are 10,000 apes. Okay. And then he shows me crypto punks. Then I see a bunch of other things, NFTs. You can see what they're worth.

So I go, these people are trading these things, so there's enders. And so here's the other thing. I'm skeptical. So I go, wait, just because it says it's worth that, it doesn't mean you can get something to buy. Here's the thing, though. You can see how much they trade these things. They're building all the transactions. So there is a whole economy of people that are trading with these. So now I go like this. So I go, I should have bought an A. So he goes, well, I'm in a group of people that are trading with these. So now I go at this. So I go, I should have bought an egg. So he goes, well, I'm in a group of people that are making no fun toads, NFTs, and I know fun toads.

This is a Ponzi scheme. Cryptoads made a lot, and I went, okay, I go, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want him to make NFT Zebra's Toads, whatever animal they're gonna go with next. Of us. There's custom limited to choose of us. I'll be a good idea. They look like us. I called him up and I said, hey dude, I'm a guy.

Cause you know about NFTs, I don't, I knew you knew something about them, so I go, hey, I go, hey, there are these no fun Toads. I'm gonna buy a sum and you go, I just buy some and let's see what happens. And then I was like, but I remember, you're the one who did an NFT of Fighter Nikitsch. So I was like, you're the first guy to do a podcast.

That's why I called you about it. So I got some toads, I got some no fun toads. I think Tim Dillon knows the thing about NFT. He hosted the NFT like... He did. Oh yeah, that's cool. He did a lot of the technology. It verifies, so if you have a ticket,

nobody can copy that ticket, you can make a copy of it. That's why it's special. Yeah, the technology's really good, because it's the only one. You can't make a copy of it. Authent, it's a certificate of authentic. How long are you gonna make some

fire on a kid's limit edition? It's good for copies. Yeah, yeah. Good for copies. Now, is our fan based in the NFT business? I don't see you set up us from about the two. You said about the two, yeah.

Like, if I, we we know we're to buy him Well, so you can go to know foot no Fun toad's dot com we tried this because I don't know how to do that either go to know fun No We tried that Go to know fun toad's dot com. I don't know. Maybe that I'll call my friend. Maybe Again, is it Cb of the NFTs? Yeah, yes Maybe it's again, isn't CBN for the NFTs? Yes.

Yes, I did. That tells us that he's got quite a few. Yeah, you can. Which one do we own that fucking one with the chain on? We own a lot more than that. I know, but can I have that one? No, you don't know. So we get we get you get to sign randomly the toads.

Nobody can help you with that. No, I want that. You get a really rare one. You can get out. I'll go. Anyway, either way, dude, this might mean nothing, we might make zero money and I might have lost some money or we'll make money.

I don't know. It's worth a gamble. I guess your friend Mark pretty successful guy. He sold that eight for like a billion dollars. Oh, well then yeah. Here's the thing about it, you can, you there is a way to manipulate the market and that doesn't say well with me

20% of the sales donate towards mental health yeah, and some sales given a creator grants. Oh, yeah, that's true. So that's cool Kind of so I don't know some I don't trust about most businesses do that now. Yeah, I'll figure of course Yeah, for sure That's like what's the heaven? So how do you buy them right now? I can't tell I took it on the things open seas I owe Go to open see Dot I owe This is how they hold on and then go to and see if you can buy them there. I don't fucking that I buy him. I'm gonna call my friend This isn't it. That's where you buy him hold on. No, that was not that was a cruise line, dude. This is a nightmare

That was not that was a cruise line dude. This is a nightmare dot. I just do that first. Yeah, I don't think I don't think we're see Open CIO Steps the journey okay, you see what you can buy them here buy now So let's go on a first one Now 35,000 the first one. How much is it by now? 35,000 dollars. 35,000 dollars.

For that bullshit paper. How much? 35,000 dollars. For that. Yeah. Yeah, but who's gonna pay for that? I would never fucking buy that. Maybe there's some who'll probably buy it and maybe it'll go up in value.

I want to know people are buying these fucking things just because it says it costs that much money. If it's worth that much, that means it's worth more, right? If it's worth that much to buy it, it's got to be worth more. It's money, right? It's money, right? Yeah, but I don't believe it. You don't want that picture? That picture's been the last one. No, the 35,000.

Lonely. How much is that? That was artificial. It's like a hard history. Yeah, but would you, they see how it says make an offer? No, wait, it says make an offer. Yeah, you can make it offer for $1. Yeah, you're asking for 35.

I need to get to the bottom of the shit. Hey, Bee, have you seen what's going on with junk and on the mice? I have seen, let's talk about that. Fuck this. Get it, get off this. Get it, get off this. Get no more.

Sorry, I've been doing it. Oh, there you go. Hold on. You can buy an on a mice. I'll draw. That's $7.9. $27,000 for that. So you can buy an on a mouse.

I'll draw a better mouse. There's a mouse. $27,000. That, $27,000 for that. So you can buy a dollar. Look at that. I'll draw a better price. Dude, there's a mouse. That cost $27,000. People are trading it. When they transfer that. It just seems fishy. All right, fuck this. It's just too complicated.

Yeah, let's move on. It's so common. I'm out. I'm ssh. Hey, long time you make money, that's good. Give me my mind for my fucking toads. Well, the art toads are worth $140. They're not $27,000.

Well, how the fuck is that mouse $27,000. How the fuck is that mouse 27? I don't know. I want out. I don't hang on them for now. All right. We're gonna save other gruden stuff. Where you at on it? You want me to go first?

Okay, so let me just start by saying this. You know what's going on with the gruden? You left. You got fired. Well, John Gruden, John Gruden, when the greatest coach of all time. uh... left yet well john gruden john gruden griscoats

and and and by all intents and purposes a great guy a lot of ways we don't know i don't know i've watched him i've got a lot of on that not hard knocks uh... doesn't matter but you would know that doesn't matter but you know he's a piece of shit no you don't need to because the problem with that hard knocks and even no i know that the players came out like this isn't John Grim

He cuts is so much and they edit everything. I know he does. Yeah We can't say off hard knocks. He's a guy. What I'm saying is that no You people have a track record when you're when you're a coach when you've been an analyst and you're really great that way I think you would have I don't think you hear a lot of people saying he's an asshole now He used some derogatory. There's players some out of fashion derogatory terms. Over the past 10 years. For Robert Goodell. From 2000, he's Robert Goodell.

He's the NFL. He's the commission of the NFL. Okay, and there are a lot of people that have a lot of bad things about Robert Goodell. I don't know enough about sports. I've heard a lot of it. And I've heard some derogatory words. Yes.

I think private emails and he probably said some things that were homophobic He gone the the the thing that starts with the F that rhymes with the maggot. Yeah, and he else come He called a guard. Yeah now does now does he deserve to be fired? He resigned I think this is where and as Dave should Pell said in his show, The Closer, and I thought it was an amazing. He's just felt less. I loved it. He said, taking a man's ability away, taking the away a man's ability to earn a living is the same thing as killing him. I have to tell you, as somebody who went through something like this, people were trying to kill me. That is pretty close to fucking death. I don't care what anybody says, unless you've been through it and people are just making shit up about you. And you may not be able to feed your children.

You have to sell your house. You gotta get rid of your dog because you can't find a place for your kid. All that stuff goes on. Now, to be your children go to your doctor. Your situation with the cancel thing is worse because John Grootan resigning, he's still worth about 40 million. Like he set Super All Coach, like he set. So to cancel John Grootin, he's like, all right, I'm over it anyway, and I have 40 million.

It's not worth 40 million. That's what I'm saying. So yours is different. Yours, they were trying to take away your livelihood. And also, there's no emails. He may kill me. They were trying to kill, yes, literally if they could, they would have killed you.

Your situation is different because we have these actual factual emails. With yours, it's, she says he says. Yes. So it's up for interpretation, which is a huge issue. Yes. Huge issue.

With rooted, with down, yeah. Was this, were these old people? You're guilty by social media. With Gruden, so just let me fill in ship out the way that all this came out is there the bigger story here it goes so much further in Grootin. The bigger story is they were looking into the owner, a snider of the Washington Redskins. Okay, now from the known as the Washington football team. He is a

complete terbag billionaire. And they've been trying to get stuff on him for two years now. The actual FBI investigative, human trafficking, all sorts of shit, holy shit, horrible shit. While investigating him through all these emails, he's friends with all of them. And so, grudens friends with him and some other high up guys, and they're all friends, and they're, you know, they're older're older so they don't tax They email like my daddy emails my dad does and tax so if you're older they email in the way the Communities would be an email so over you know eight years they would email each other's stuff and You got to remember at the time Gruden was in the NFL. He was an analyst. He wasn't running a team

He wasn't doing anything when these emails came out. He wasn't part of the NFL You don't mind at football and doing Shawnee's Pian, but he was in an actual coach or owned and he had nothing to do with the NFL. He was just a commentator. So, you know, he said these things about Roger Gidell, and I'm not defending him and he probably should have been fired because no team's really gonna respect him after this.

That's where they're going. It's, they might, they might. Because you got to understand too, the bigger point here to meet all this, what to me, no matter what he said, when you're talking about private emails, what you say in a private email, private group texts, so what you, me and Chris talk about,

or you and me and Mark talk about, over let's say the years you've had the cell phone. That was made to the public, it's not, those conversations aren't for the public. And by the way, by the way, you and I and everybody, worth their salt especially comics, say a lot of shit we don't mean,

a lot of shit we don't mean to make each other laugh. Some of it's off color, some of it's outrageous, and that's the point. And it doesn't mean I should lose my livelihood, it means I am just saying something, and there's not to be consumed by the power. Everyone, every single person condemning John Gruden,

every single person. Let's go through emails and texts. Show us your emails. Every single person. Give us access to your emails. Over the past 10 years, 11 years, you have all said things that would get you fired. And if you haven't said them, you've thought them.

Yes. And so, so, but the biggest thing is, we never be very careful. We're a private email. Now, mean Eric Griffin argued this yesterday and King this thing that comes out Thursday. But mean Eric, Eric goes, if you have a conversation on this, he was, I agree, it's private, that's fucked up. But once it's made public, you have to own it. Yeah. I said, that's fine. You can own it and apologize for it, but, but, but it was a violation of your pride. But is anyone,

is anyone curious? Because, you know, he's going after Gidele, he's going after stuff. So the NFL deals with a lot of shit. And they squash it. They're the most powerful organization in America. They can squash this, but they side not to squash this and let it release. That's not curious to anybody. You don't.

So the newer times calls, the NFL goes, hey, we got this coming. Gidele could easily squash that, but they decided to let it go. That's not, say anybody? That's not weird. They want, grew it now, maybe. They want to grew it now.

They want to better go. Now with Dan Snyder, have you heard anything? There's nothing. Now, and the other thing is with the NFL, it's weird that they're going, yeah, he said bad stuff, he's out of there. Okay, so he said bad stuff, he's out there. What about a guy that is a receiver

on the Kansas City chiefs who we know for a fact, domestic violence, punch his pregnant girlfriend? Tyree Kill, but you're marking him, he's on all the commercials, we're okay with that. You're fine with that. What about DeShon Watson and who has 27 sexual, I don't even say assault because he did the stuff, the massage, stuff like that,

he has 27 cases. You need to kick him out, you're okay with that. That's fine. How many domestic violence guys? How many guys you have that broke the law, but you're okay with that. You're saying they're not keeping the same energy. You think there's a different way.

There's something going on here. There's something going on here. What's their record? I think they're three and two, but they're a good team. Because the knock on Grunas, he came into the Las Vegas Raiders. They used to be the Oakland Raiders, right? The time we came to the Oakland Raiders,

he traded away all the best players. Mac, who went to Chicago, who's not doing shit there now. He traded a bunch of stuff, but it got a bunch of draft picks for it. And so when you do that, and you double down on draft picks, and the best teams draft the best. That's just the way the NFL works. Whoever's the best teams draft the best,

you have to have a good draft. If you have a bad draft, it sets you back four years. If you take a quarterback in the first round and he doesn't work out, it fucks your organization by about four years. It's a four year back step process, it's terrible. But he doubled down his draft picks,

he's drafted very well. And so now everyone's criticizing what the fuck you're doing, they weren't good for the past three years, but now they're starting to get good. And Derek Carter, the time out, maybe MVP candidate, they're starting to get good. John Gruden, this is football. He does football.

He does football. So the knock on him is that, but now you gotta look at the overall plan of it, right? But my issue with it is, okay, that's stuff's terrible. But at what point, where's the bar at? Where's the bar at? You know what I'm saying? Or it's like even the SPN,

all these analysts going bad on saying this is a reddit, blah, blah. Well Mike, Mike Trico has a restraining order because he was, he was, he was, uh, terrorizing a woman. So, but, but, but, but he can't, so, so, so for S.P.N. So where's the bar? So I would, I would, I would back, you know what I'm saying? So I would say, Tari, Tari, Tari, kill. It's like, but he's a phenomenal player, a phenomenal, I mean, they call him the cheetah.

They're marking him. He's on every commercial. We're, I mean, they call him the cheetah. They're marking him. He's on every commercial. We're okay with that though. That's fine. To show him what stuff that's fine. So, so I think what you're talking about now is degrees. When you say it's terrible, I think him referring to a guy

that's in like with a derogatory term had nothing to do with him being homophobic. No, because he was using that word. Yes, and Roger Gidell is in a gay man. Exactly. So he's not homophobic gay man. It's, no, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, and Roger Dell isn't a gay man. Exactly, so he's not calling a gay man. It's not. And he was saying it, it's like the way we used to always use it,

he comes from a generation, my generation, where we use that word, not, it doesn't come as gay. It was like a, it was a director that turned toward our straight friends about something. Yes. He was not calling your friend a bitch. Right, he was not thinking about that.

I understand, and I've articulated why that word is violent. I understand, but he shouldn't, he doesn't deserve to lose everything. No, it doesn't mean it's homophobic. It doesn't mean it's homophobic. It doesn't mean it's homophobic. It's homophobic. It's homophobic.

It doesn't mean it's homophobic. It's homophobic. It doesn't mean it's homophobic. It doesn't mean it's homophobic. It doesn't mean it's homophobic. It doesn't mean it's homophobic. It doesn't mean it's homophobic. It doesn't mean it's homophobic.

It doesn't mean it's homophobic. It doesn't mean it's homophobic. It doesn't mean it's homophobic. It doesn't mean it's homophobic. It doesn't mean it's homophobic. It doesn't mean it's homophobic. It doesn't mean it's homophobic. It doesn't mean it's homophobic. was he used an off-color word. But also you got to remember, use it privately, but also at the time when those emails were sent, you remember the NFL was there in jeopardy of going through a lockdown. And Gidell was an avkip for it,

so he was upset with Gidell. So it's a heightened sense. So let's say, and I'm not saying you sent these tax or emails, but let's say when you're going through your divorce or I was going through something, I emailed you, when I was emotional, does that represent Brian Count as a human being? You're at a heightened state.

Correct, how many times have we had to calm each other down? Oh yeah. How many times? When the angels of our lesser nature are finding their way through. Now imagine if you put that out. Now if I blast out those tweets that you sent me,

I'm not saying you did, but they sent me some pretty off-color tweets about your, I'm sorry, text about your wife and I go, check out this one kind of person, Brian Calliac. You're like, oh my God. It's like, but hold on, do you know what he's going through? Do you have any idea what he's going through? That doesn't represent Brian Calliac in the first place.

We all have moments and this thing, this outrage at Grootin is theater. It's theater. He's in a scale. And I do think the NFL should have taken a stand, and said, we all say off-color things, apologize. And he also wasn't the... Why is there a hard-court?

He also wasn't a coach at the time. Also wasn't a coach. Yeah. He should be coaching the NFL. This goes back to what I was saying about the MIT professor who was there to give a fucking speech on climate change. He did a podcast where he talked about how he didn't agree with affirmative action and they disinvited him.

This is horseshit behavior. Yeah. I don't agree with it. And that's why I thought Dave Chappelle's the closer. Fans are. Closer was so fantastic because he's speaking his mind. They tried to cancel and Netflix and I applaud them, fired people who tried to storm their meeting

and everything else. This is, it's time to get back to his. My thing is, you're allowed to just read it. So let's say that I felt, let's say that I felt has a no tolerance policy and we know that if an email comes out that's drugatory or bad or if you hit your wife no matter what you're out. Okay, we know the rules. Now we know the rules. But if it's like.

Arrangerory. And you know, I'm allowed to disagree with a lot of gender policy right now. Sure. I'm allowed to disagree with all this gender madness coming out of colleges. I don't agree with a lot of this. I don't agree that biological males should be in female sports. I disagree with that personally. That doesn't mean I should be canceled

for reading whatever you want to call transphobic. This is all mad. Well, people are thinking high-checking this movement. And all of this is social contagion in a bad way. I don't buy it, I am skeptical, and I think there's a lot of pushback. I think John Gruden was an easy escape goat to take away what's really going on with the Washington.

Yes, dude, you're taking away. Because that guy's the problem. That billionaire, he's the problem. Yeah, but you're also taking away because that guy's the problem that billionaire. He's the problem Yeah, but you're also taking away John Grudens job this guy like that's a really bad thing That's a that's a fucking you know they took you know the Tampa Bay Buckner's that you won a Super-Holive took him off the ring of fame. They pulled his name from the state. Oh, I'm saying that is fucking gross Yeah, this is grudin. Yeah, they're so gutless. They're so fucking gutless. Now, I bet he doesn't get in the hall of fame. They're so gutless.

But the same with like the... Their hypocrites. This is a little different. Like with the UFC, you see what they do with that penya, Chin? Yeah, it is. They cut him. Cause he has a domestic violence. But there's more information that came out.

That's why. He punched two females in the face. Something like that. Oh shit. Now, but with John, allegations still allegations. With John, we know for a fact he hit his wife. We know it. Yeah. Well, according to like, we still allegations. With John, we know for a fact he hit his wife. We know it.

Yeah. Well, according to like, we know it. We know it. We know it. Bloody know it. Yeah, bloody know it. Yeah. They cut Pena, but you're okay with John stuff.

Well, it's like, we all are happy. Yeah, we all understand it. We understand why though. We're okay with dance night or stuff. Yeah. So where's the bar here? But it's also like John Joan, like Pena is a far cry from John Jones.

It's just not knock on him. It's not John Jones. I didn't do John Gruden that way. Like I'm sorry, but all of us have used off-color comments to your friends. To your friends when you're talking about somebody you don't like, it doesn't mean your whole life should be erased.

It doesn't mean your disgrace publicly. It doesn't mean you have to be embarrassed. And it certainly doesn't mean you lose a major job like being a't mean you have to be embarrassed. And it certainly doesn't mean you lose. I made your job like being a coach. The thing that you guys should be more scared about is the private emails were leaked and that you're, how about that? How do they, how do they, how do they, how do they private email that?

Good luck everybody, because you know what, you're next, if you support that, you're next. This is what happens. But all these, all these analysts on the Spain, all this stuff, like in these coaches and players going at them hard, it's like give access, give somebody access to all your emails. Oh my god Dude billboard your name. Bill. I was talking about the guy the guy who he's fucking the singer for the Civil Wars or whatever that Fucking I don't know what that fucking group is and he wrote a book he read a book on Antifa about what what fucking assholes Antifa is and he said and he texted and he said

He put he did a thing. He said This is a worthy read. And the outrage, they were like, how dare you criticize Intifi, even his own band members. And he said, I'm taking some time to reflect. And he had to apologize. You're such a bitch. You're a bitch.

Yeah. And by the way, leaking emails and stuff like that. And then your life is ruined. How many people has this happened to you? And like they never let them like speak for themselves or you know, they're hypocrite. You're probably, because I think the biggest one that screwed them over, well, to the public, not, you know,

him calling Roger Gidell, a pussy and the F word. You know, I think that's more of a Gidele private issue and that's probably why Gidele at least released. But the biggest one that got him in all the hot water was him saying that that Maurice Green or Smith, whoever's in charge of the NFLPA, he's a black man with big lips and he said that guy has lips

the size of Michelin tires. So people took that, that's the thing I got him in trouble. But he's not saying that it's... No, he was saying just big lips. I said that guy has lips the size of Michelin tires. So people took that, that's the thing I get him in trouble. But he's not saying that it's... No, he was saying just big lips. I said that in my yearlips. He was like, yes, he was like,

you have Michelin tire lips. Yeah, he's like, I don't see how this is like racist. That's not racist, I'm saying it. It's big lips. And by the way, I mean, here, that's not,

that is such a bullshit thing to read into. You're not making the world less racist by calling him out on that. You're not doing that. But so like this is not, this is virtue signaling. You're not making the world better. It doesn't make the world less practiced

or more equal by getting rid of John Gruden. It doesn't. It just creates resentment. This is not reasonable. They didn't like them. Something else was going on here. Like you say, he goes, he's been a constant heir to the NFL. He's fought back against efforts to make the game safer

to reduce concussions. He's old school. He doesn't like to outsoft the NFL as he don't like female referees. He doesn't like Colin Kaepernick taking the knee. That's his prerogative. But they don't like that. They want him out of there.

So he was able to speak for himself and apologize. Yeah, he apologized. So then why is it still like this tear down? So he was able to, but he was able to speak for himself and apologize and apologize. So then, the wise and the wise is still like this tear down. Like, what more do you want? That's what people like. From this person. That's what, like if he's able to own, like ship the ship,

Twitter ain't a real place. It's not, it's not. I bet he's a big corporation. I bet he's a big corporation. These big corporations bow down. They're a bunch of fucking bitches. Yeah, but yeah, that's just, yeah. I don't know, I always always think it's wrong

when someone's like coming out and like, you know, and owning it and, you know, being able to talk about and be like, hey, you know what, that was wrong in me or any shit like that. And, you know, the fact that we can't move on from that and then we have to continue to tear these type of people down, you know, it's like, hey, like, let them grow, let them grow again, people down. You know, it's like, hey, let them grow. Let them grow again.

Let them, you know, do the right thing. You know, I mean, it takes a lot to stand up and like, own your shit. Yeah, and you can also say things you don't mean sometimes. Yeah, well, you're sitting. We all say things we don't mean sometimes. Sometimes we're joking. Other times we're really angry.

Other times we've lost control. Unfortunately, it's where I'm at. I've told my mom when I was younger, that I hate her. Oh, for sure. I was really angry. Other times we've lost control. I said, I've told my mom when I was younger that I hate her. I was really angry at her. I don't hate my mom. I love her. When you're a little kid, you go, I hope you die. You don't mean that. When you're in a breakup as an adult, you can say some nasty shit. You say some crazy shit. Because the person you love or you live with. Because you're a motionist. And you mean it in the moment. Well, that, I mean, that's a lot of shit that I learned in anger management. I mean, that's just basically what the, you know, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't think those guys have heard words you don't think the efforts thrown around every three seconds in a locker room you know it's been

fascinating is watching hard knocks the Raiders and watching the difference between the guys that start and the guys that make the practice squad first fault my god is it cutthroat and my god is it competitive and my god my god football like Ezekiel I'm sorry sorry, Elliot. Yeah, Elliot. He was showing this guy who made the practice squad, who's a really good player. He's like, you got to hesitate and look for the whole and he showed him how he shows you how smart Ezekiel is, right? You're like fuck dude. I don't know what that means. I don't know what he's saying. Yeah, but you're like, you see holes and you can hesitate and that, that's so good. This much, not much.

Nine seconds. Yeah, nine seconds. Between, starting the starter, and a guy's on the practice squad. And so you would know about this too, because I got invested emotionally to my boys who are now on the practice squad. What is it, practice squad, me and Will they ever play?

For the, it's a tough life. Usually bounce around teams. Is that like being in the minor leagues? No, not at all. You're still in the NFL. You're in the NFL, but you're just a practice wide player. So people think because you're in the NFL, you're making millions. Those guys, I think the average salary is around 75K. You're not getting like normal. And so you're playing and so that guy just in the back, the new chief who is the quarterback.

Pretty good quarterback, but he's practiced squad. So it might be called up. It'd be tough. There's a few guys make it, but not really, you know, leave your practice squad guy. 75 K. You're yeah, they bounce around all these it's a tough life man. You know, they can't put the roots down and you can be picked up by another team sometimes. Yeah, especially they cut you how would that work? Just none of the team needs a quarterback and then you could fill in maybe a second string or third string that work. Just the team needs a quarterback and then you could fill in maybe a second string or third string. Hopefully. Hopefully. But making the team is like those practice squad guys. So let's say Dallas is playing the chiefs. That practice squad guy would give them looks to look like Patrick my home says close as he can. That's his job.

My girl said to me when when the guy from the Ivory Coast made the team and he gets a call, I got emotional man because I watched five. got emotional, because it's so hard. And maybe I kind of identify with how hard it is to be an actor when you get a TV show. It could be the only show you ever get in your whole life. You've been there for 20 years. Most of the time you're on the practice squad as an actor. You're just always getting. So maybe I identify with you get a call that can change your life and when you get a call

like that it changes your life. You mean in the end of hell, you're playing, you're on the team. You're on the team. You have a 53 man roster, yeah. Which doesn't mean you're going to play by the way. So we got a lot of work to do. It gives you an idea of how special someone like Adrian Peterson to those guys are, how special they are, how incredible it is when you play 10 years in your squad.

Let's talk about it, he's your impugnion. Another guy get in trouble for it. He's in his son's scrotum with a switch. And we're all fine with it. We all cheer him on. He's the life of the party and it's all good. Is he playing? He's got seven eight kids.

Yeah, I don't know what he's doing now. He might be on the rickens, I don't know. But we're just cool with that. Then I fell school with it. Yeah. Tell you what you're doing. Then I fell school with it. Yeah. Tell you what you're killing, I fell school with it. Yeah. Strange.

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She's going around, speaking to people who have had experiences with aliens and she's going to different places. As a promotional video, she did an interview where she said she does not like using the term aliens and she prefers calling them extraterrestrial because the word alien is derogatory just across the board. Yeah, dude. Could there be a more lost human being on this planet? She is such a mess. She's so talented in the life. She's saying that the word alien is now very mess. Dude, she's so talented in the line. She's saying alien is... Yeah, she's saying that the word alien is now very

derogatory because we're saying... She decided that? She decided that. Oh, great. I think she's referring to illegal aliens, that's why. Just keep singing your song. And how that is derogatory. Yeah, but just saying, you know, just put your thing

for this amazing... She's non-binary. She didn't even know that man. Jesus, I wonder why she can't keep a man. We were singing her shit in there. Probably dude, shut that. Which one? You're talking about aliens.

Out of her mind. But also this makes headlines like this. She's just trying to, you know, stay relevant in the weirdest. And then she's come out pan or buy and she's just like, he's one thing after another. And then she went hard on frozen yogurt. She said, this is unfair, I'm gonna die it. I have to pass all the tasty stuff

before I get to the healthy stuff. Yeah. Yeah, well, okay. Listen, she's, she's probably, hey Danny, hey Danny, this is nothing. I'm, we're busy. Everybody's trying to get to work and do the thing. Yeah, what's odd is what people find is like a problem,

like certain people, you know, you can keep. But it gets attention. I was listening, Jordan Peterson was talking about how somebody said, well, this is a patriarchal tyranny. Like the West is run by the patriarchy and it's tyrannical. And he said, well, it's also, it's run by, it's a hierarchy of competence. And he said, have you ever thought about what goes

into the infrastructure that you benefit from every day, just the fact that the lights are on? Do you know what it takes to keep the lights on? Do you know what a cake takes to have fresh fruits and vegetables on the stand in the middle of the winter? Do you know what it takes to have clean water? Do you know what it takes to treat all the sewage?

I would take all of it for granted. We take all of it. We take a lot of it. And the people that are running that, you don't know who they are, they're very, very fucking competent, keeping your highways clean, safe, making sure that the signs, making sure the planes that take off are in the different area than the place in the land, we can just keep going. Taxes are for you. None of us know what the fuck we're talking about. We pay for it. So when we talk about all this surface level shit about this not being. Oh, so complete

with time. It's like, no, you know what I mean? It's crazy that I made a headline. People are crazy that that's the headline. Well, she has a PR team. I'm sure, you know, on the cheapaism for it. So it's like, what if she says gets blasted out and then we're talking about it? She's got a lot of issues.

And it also seems like she's been through a show. She has all the issues, naming the issue. She has an issue. You know what I like about Christians? They go like this, I pray for her. I always tell them, I'll meet you. It's very simple, I love when they do that.

God, I love how Tyson Fury is like, I pray it's soft in his heart. Oh yeah, yeah. It's such a fun thing to say. I pray for you, dude. That's a powerful thing. Right before somebody's gonna shoot you, I pray for you, man.

I pray for you. It's so nice. I'm gonna shout you. I pray for you man. So nice. So a 24-year-old living in Dubai who's originally from London got arrested because he was approached by police officers that said they heard he had drugs in his system and in Dubai that's illegal. So he did a drug test. It all came back negative. So they then asked can we search your car and your apartment? He said, go ahead. I don't do drugs. So I have nothing to worry about. They actually found four small bottles of CBD oil in his car, along with some loose cash. So they arrested him and after spending a few-

Five years? After spending a few days in prison and he's trying to get a legal team together to help him. He's actually given a piece of paper told to sign. He didn't know what he was signing. It was actually a paper admitting that he not only is doing drugs but he's selling, which then brought his sentence from. What could have been a few years in a prison in July 25? Even prison in prison. For CBD. So when I lived in Saudi Arabia, I was 13 years old, 14 years old, and a 14-year-old in a prison in July 25th. Even prison in January. For CBD.

So when I lived in Saudi Arabia, I was 13 years old, 14 years old, and a 14-year-old in Dohran that year was caught with a joint, and they put her in jail for 25 years, and there was nothing. So in the Middle East, they don't fuck around, and then my friend was selling furniture in the Middle East. He was making furniture and selling it. And some of his friends were smoking weed. And they were bringing weed in from,

you get really good hashish there, right? And they brought some hash in from Turkey and they had a party. Well, they got caught and my friend left, and I said, why did they go, because my friends got their head, couple of them got their heads cut off Distributing for being for being drug Distributors and we should reward a word

They don't fuck around with that. They don't fuck around such a shame for like a CBD Yeah, so his parents right now are working on having the embassy actually help them out and see if They can try to get them out somehow. Yeah, it's because there wasn't any in a system. So they're trying to get them on the fact that he was selling. Dang, that's so tough. He's going away for a little bit though.

Yeah. What's like, I watched a video on World Star Hip Hop. This guy, you know, in India, they have the cast system. This guy drank water out of a filter that was for the upper echelon cast, but he's lower cast, you know, he's untouchable. And I hate watching these videos, but sometimes I guess they beat the shell. This guy was sticks. I mean, literally beat him in a pulp because he drank out of the water that's supposed to go to the upper echelon. Because in India, the cast is, they think you did the untouchables are like the

worst thing you can be. And they think that if you're an untouchable, you did something in your past life and you came back as the untouchables are like the worst thing you can be and they think that if you're an Untouchable you did something in your past life and you came back as an untouchable. So you clean you have that you do the shit work You clean toilets. That makes sense everybody by the way before we go about and then Debbie Demi Lovato's time up Fucking aliens. Yeah, and that guy who's just trying to get fresh water was beating to the inch of his life I was saying that's funny. You keep fighting for aliens that you don't know. Speaking of beating to an inch of his life, did you see the outline that attacked the guy's dog and the guy came running out with a machete?

No, he killed him and killed the mountain lion. Is there a video of it? Oh yeah. Did you see the guy with the mountain lion in the face? I did. And the mountain lion's like two feet away. I feel like he killed. I didn't see both of these videos.

He's like, you tried to pound something like, I didn't see that dude. Yeah, that one was a little too close for comfort. But the amount of it was you can't check and things out. There's a small amount land. You show them right in the fucking face. I don't know. Where's the data?

I wasn't there. Look at this, watch this. This is the one. Watch that mountain land. It's a younger mountain land. Is this going to be tough to watch, Chin? I don't know. I thought it was.

Watch this, watch this. This thing just comes out. See that's way bigger than the mountain land. Took a shit in the house. It's dog, watch this, grabs his dog. Is this to be tough to watch chin? I don't know That's way bigger than the mountain took a shit in my house dog was this grab the dog went after the mountain line Well that dog chase oh there. Oh, oh my god. Oh Shit that dog's like what enough fuck decides to kill that dog. Oh, he killed a dog no, I watch the watch I take some my shit you don't really see it does he let go of the dog oh no no I'm not my fucking dog he's got a few years later he's been a cougar it's not

running away that's not running away that's and that's it's got a spot why is the mountain like go because it's dead? Well, I know the dogs trying to fight a dog would have been dead. Oh, yeah, oh And it might still be this getting his go for the belly. We're soft as terrible as that sounds oh Oh, wow, that's terrible. Oh that dog's fucking that mountain line up now. That's a small mountain line Hey, what what was that? In the mountain line though, I saw. Mount line that, dude,

what did I, do I say shit, dude? A splatter of like diarrhea on my face. You had to figure it out. No, I got a hose. How crazy is this work? Mount line, I got my dog and I killed it with a machete. What, what was you saying? My son goes, dad, poo poo.

Little Boston was out, because he got outside in the morning, just dad, poo poo, I'm like, what the fuck is that? Dude, send me that video, I wanna see that. It's a fucking mound of poo poo, little boss was out, cause you got outside in the morning, just dad poo poo, I'm like, what the fuck is that? Dude send me that video, I wanna see that. It's a fucking mound of poo poo. Wow. You got shoots of Mountland in the face, go there. Yeah, I'll see that one.

What happened? Guys, you got to shoot, chin, what, what's sad, and hurt, and hurt, and hurt. I'm good man, so you wanna see a mound line in my ass, face. Get that MRI right now. You know what sucks dude, so I'll just be honest. The MRI place I got approved,

I called them six times yesterday, left two voicemails, they never called me back. Oh, fuck, dude. And I looked at you all, it's two stars, they said, there's a complaint file, whatever, but I was able to call someone today, and someone answered, they said that they would schedule me for a Saturday morning.

Okay. And they'll send me a confirmation, they never send me a confirmation, they never send me a confirmation, so I'm just gonna show up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Just get a fucking MRI. Yeah, I'm trying, Brian. We'll pay. He's trying. How much did it cost? 15,000 dollars. How much? 15,000?

Oh, I was like, God, damn. I was like, it's more like 1500. Yeah, it's like 1500. Yeah. Okay, so wait, mountain lion. We'll pay for it. Mountain lion. Man, shoot mountain lion. I'll pay for it. Mountain lion. Man shoots mountain lion.

I'll pay for it with my NFTs. I'll give you a couple of toes. With block toes? They think it's no fun toes, cause I, cause... Yeah, it goes this guy shoots mountain lion in the fucking face. No, this is not the problem. I think that's the guy. He also heard it.

He's a capital. Well, I'm sorry, man, he's got, yeah, he's got something. He's got something. I can't, I also rate, like, Mountain lion is pretty fucking close. Mountain lion is close. I'm gonna hit. Give you a back.

I feel like you need to give it much more. Give your back. That mountain line could jump from there. Yeah, back. He also acts like the mountain speaks English, which is another problem. And he's filming like with what? That mountain line is looking to get him, man.

Kind of, but he's also like, dude, you got food? No. No. No. We can't see what happened. But he's also like dude you got food No, no We can't see what happened. Yeah, but you'll see Sean right in the face They like falls down the mountain You didn't want to kill that I don't think killing an ally was like like in the fuck dude Yeah, no, yeah, I was terrible about it. Oh, yeah, you didn't want to kill that Killing an antling is like like enough. Fuck dude. See if you had any beef jerky Yeah, right?

I don't see what's up. Hunt lions and why would you kill like? He would hunt me last time. They're cool. Why do you kill like I would have to eat something when I see a deer my mouth water So I want to shoot that no, there's a oh looking That's a good size mountain line Shot more in the neck though, huh? Yeah, I got him in the face. I saw that I saw the video. Oh my god. It's a very small hole Is there more to this just that's it you know, they're not endangered No, no shit little yeah,'m a shitload of them. Yeah.

One California you can't kill them, you know that? So if I went through my backyard, I get out my AR-15, one of the four that I have, and I shoot them, I'll get in trouble. Well, you can just, I'll save you from my kid. I'll save you from my kid. Nah, just save you from my kid. Yeah. Yeah.

Like I shot in the... So what did he tell you to do if it gets in your back? You're I do it's illegal to kill unless you're in danger, but I'll just like you I'll be like you's trying to steal my TV Shoot him in the back What you got you want to see you wrestle that chimpanzee? Oh, not fun. No So Tim McGraw was performing at a concert. He's in shape. You're seeing workout routine? No, I haven't.

He's always been pretty in shape, hasn't he? Yeah, but he has a workout routine on the road. He just like vlogs the guy do, dude. He's fucking good. He killed it in a Friday night lights. Yeah. He's a great actor. He's a great actor.

He's in a blind spot. He's in yellow spot. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Oh no, he's the, yeah, the prequel. Yeah, he's actually pretty damn good. Wasn't he, was he in uh... slingblade no i don't know how to explain that that's a that's a old rep

uh... how do you know that's pretty happy with his body i'll but look at him right there he's like yeah he's been off the ground he's been on the internet who in the jumps off staging in the like come say to my face that he's down to fight yeah because he was performing and i guess he messed up some of his lyrics, and there was a section of the crowd that started booing him for that.

And I guess it triggered him, and he just wanted to confront that. So he jumped off a stage, trying to basically tell them, say it to my face, tell me what you said, or you're talking shit. And he forget the lyrics to his main song. I think he just fubbed some of the lyrics You know, I live like you were dying and it sound like he was a little off like lyrically

He's like that. I love it. So it's not that like I have an opinion on this Rockets chairs toward the West Though he waves it off at first they fuck off looking then Damn, yeah, he's like posting up boys dick first, too Right, he's people like keep back on stage The crowd just the the bank is playing Yeah, so people are saying do this show You should just call them out on stage by coming on, man.

But also, he's not a comedian. Do those fans would have lived or lie? I saw a few videos on this and he did mess up on two really big songs. And I think honestly, he had issues with alcohol before. He said he quit. That's why he's so into intense and working out. Because it's like that's how it replaces his alcoholism. Yeah, the right point. So I think this could be him drum.

Going back to it. He said it's because of filming too many hours, but it looks like he was drummed. But also, how does this embarrass her here? But if you're going to see Tim McGraw play his hits and the fine city of Rio and Nevada, you better hear the correct words. That's a brand of moments of silence or hearing made up lyrics. No, you want to hear Tim McGraw do Tim McGraw thing? He goes, hey, do you know how hard it is to remember the words to every single song granted? They are your own songs, but still.

There's some bands they have a teleprompter for some songs. You have to. I can't remember all my songs. I don't have a lot of them. You know, we have a lot of them. Yeah. It's like, it's so hard. Yeah. So he's like, what?

They give a slip up on shit on stage. Sure. All the time. I don't know what I'm saying. I'm just going to be so hard. Yeah, I'm going to be so hard. Yeah, I'm going to be so hard. So, you're going to be so hard. Yeah, I'm going to be so hard. Yeah, I'm going to be so hard. So, you're going to be so hard. Yeah, I'm going to be so hard. Yeah, I'm going to be so hard.

So, you're going to be so hard. Yeah, I'm going to be so hard. Yeah, I'm going to be so hard to ski. I'm gonna tell this joke. I've got that before. I miss punchlines. Hey guys, speaking of which McCoopies. I'm only excited to leave. It's only 20 minutes out of Baltimore. Guys, don't run. You guys are bustin' out the door. Everybody comes up. There are enough tickets. Barely. The main chappelle are in Brea Friday and Saturday. Brea, improv, boba, baby.

Brea and Brea in November. In November, 11th through the 13th, that's Dallas, Texas. But this Friday Saturday is Brea. I agenda back to the events. Okay, let me just download these real quick. There's a brand new ones. There's a downtown by the way Cincinnati. Outside Cincinnati, sort of.

There's a pretty town show Ohio. That's where I'll be. October 22nd. Thatnd that funny boom god damn look at that off the hook Oh, that's a great one. I can't wait. Yes, I'm Was there a Sunday you do Sunday. I don't do Sunday. I like the sun That's your only place. I'll ever do Sunday. I won't do Sunday anyway. Oh, this is my current event. Yeah, that's just really cute All right, here we go. This guy started that I've been sorry that I've been interrupting you this... I feel like I'm in a run. You keep doing your dates, but... Sorry, I've been interrupting.

I'm sorry, you're good. I saw this as a cute thing. This dad's helping his daughter. That's a daughter? Yeah. Oh, damn, he just made sure she lands it. But like, the way he encourages her is to go. Little badass.

Yeah. That was good. That's cool. That's like that, that's it. That's it. That's really good camera watch. Oh, I see. That was good That's really good camera watch it was a Person makes good points has done helmet on that young one. I love her. Oh Bees right? Her cakes are dubbed as old school blazers

They both got it. I know. I just thought that was really cute A great great camera. Yeah, great camera. She is a gutsy. I know, right? She's probably one of it. Seven or eight? Oh my god. Maybe y'all know.

Maybe five. She's got a little shirt. Oh, I know. I have a scar like that. What is this? Oh, shit. No, that's not her. Oh, I was like, get it hard.

Dude. She's young too. Yeah. That's dope. That's so cute. That's what city. Oh Bixi young too. Yeah That's dope. That's so cute That's what city that DC that might be DC. No, is that DC or a Moscow one? I know right like no Philly I Know one major metropolitan city, you know someone said come on throw it man throw it I know no Skating you just got a fuck if you're a street skater you just go you don't wear helmets. Oh

Look at this guy. How have you doing like a spear or a dial? Like make me sad my dad died. Oh Rob guys come on All right me this video is not for you You say you don't even kid somewhere helmets. I've seen a little kids in helmets. I'm not doing it when I started skating. I mean, how old I was? We didn't wear no helmet. If you're doing like the half pipes and all that stuff, you wanna be padded up and all that,

but like streets skating, you kinda, you just go, man. It's like I got scooters. I'll never wear them. I'm on my scooter. Yeah, I don't compare scooters. What'd you say? You got a scooter? You got a scooter?

Look, you're doing with a scooter, right? That's that way. If it's TV, I don't want to. Oh, like to the scooter Huh, what are you doing with a scooter right? Hey if it's TV. I don't like the you talk about that kind of suit Yeah, oh you're fine. I'm gonna tell you right now if I see you on a scooter in a helmet. I'm a punch in the face Don't hey do not compare your stupid fucking scooter boy kids street skateboard Got a punch in the face. Balls like this. Scooter. Safety first, bud. You're like this. You open your card or a kittish.

You have your little bell. Oh, dude. You have a little thing thing. Oh, wow. I get a basket up front. These are the most comfortable shoes. Well, what happened to them? Did I not mind that?

I haven't overused them. Oh my God. Don't wear those. But don't wear those. You'll listen. Those look like you have no money. They're my on clouds. They look like you have no money.

What are hiking shoes, dude? And I use them. Brought can you lift them up for the camera? Let's show them. Show them. I've got the body. The sides ripped off, dude. Why don't you get new ones?

I just bought new ones. What happened? Oh, well, why would you wear those? Why don't you wear the new ones? They're brand new. Oh, got it. Can't find them though. Big legs. But why would you wear those? Why don't you wear the new ones? Oh, got it. I can't find them though.

Good big legs. Chappelle, deadlifting 500 pounds with no pro blammo, dude. Bring that out first. I mean, you do it for just one. But you can do it tough. I feel like you are on your way to beating Brendan's shop. I'm not on my way to beat Brendan. Well, 600 pounds and that was a lot. Oh, watch how he's doing.

I was supposed to on the wall. Watch it, well 600 pounds How is it let's put it on the wall That is Look at it Strong motherfucker dude no problem Shepelle no problem you could do reps With that Brendan you were right there I'll only rest easy when you spend Brendan

That's right Now that's What a hells to yeah What do you think you max had I don't know that was that was my man 50 That's right. That's right. Now, that's five hundred pounds too. Yeah. What do you think you max had? I don't know. That was my max. That was my max, right there. It's not.

Yeah, it was. No, you just started. You know how heavy 50 more pounds is. Yeah. You don't know the difference. You don't know the difference. 20 pounds is a lot. That's what I'm saying.

Even that in 10 pounds. Yeah. It's a world of difference. Really? Yeah, it's a huge difference. Yeah, because I did 495 first and then I was like, oh yeah, me, but yeah, it's telling me friends because I did 495 first and then I was like oh Yeah, me boy. Yeah, it's not me boss. I think I'm gonna go for five cuz I go well just put 500. Yeah Yeah, I just put yeah, he was like just put 500 when you did 600 though

It was like I could see you really strained like your back was both possible I'm not gonna do it again, but with you you just stood up with that. I feel like you but I think I think I'll go to my Instagram story. I do five hundred What did you say you have great form? Oh, like you. But I'll get a ride. I think go to my Instagram story, I do 500. What did you say? You have great form. Oh, thank you. Do I really, yeah, and that's it. You have solid form without a belt.

Well, you got great form. You had our boy Mark Hurley helping you out there. I might show up at New Zealand. Oh, I don't think you have it on there, B. Oh, it's not, it's old. It's not on there. I have the video. Let me see if you can.

You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, that's not on here. Oh, wow, COVID fucking posted on. How many times can you do five? 15 what yeah, have you seen this though? This mic cathode poster this that's all should probably like that too. Oh Yeah, I love this. Let's do this six eighty No, no, saying holy shit. That's dangerous Holy as fucking insane the small dude. Yeah, he's not he my cat was that dude. He's so sure. He is so sure that bigger now. I'm seeing him in a while.

You see him. I see a recent post chin. What's up of him with that 108 pound kettlebell here. What he was doing with it. Oh, that shit. I don't know, but he looks super shredded. Oh, that shit. All right, but he looks super shredded. Jack Damien. And he's got the Black Flag Barz logo tattooed on his arm. He's a real one. Yeah, look at him. Look at him.

There you go. Holy shit. Right? I saw Mike jogging the other day in Santa Monica and he was looking, I didn't recognize him. Uh huh. God, he's jacked, too. So jacked.

He's such a good guy. What is the milligram of nicotine he does? He does like 40 or 60 milligrams? Yeah, I can't. I can't. But he used to be crazy into drugs, right? Yeah. Holy fuck, he's in shape.

Dude, insanely in shape. Yeah, that's a big boy. I'm ready. I'm ready to make him in audition. There is a massive difference between 500 and 600 pounds, obviously. not. There is a massive difference between 500 and 600 pounds obviously. Yeah, there's a massive difference between 500 and 510 10 pounds is the world difference, but you're on the game. You have no clue what you're talking about. I know he But you don't know at our level. He was like what once you get past 400 like 400 to 500 like years. Can't imagine. Yeah, It really depends on your threshold. Because I got from the first time I had squatted within less than a year, I got to 225,

within like eight months. And then after that, it took me another, like I'd say year to get another 10, 15 pounds. And Brian told me he goes, you could do 600. So you plateau and then like your body is made to lift 500. Now getting to six is a world This is a different but also like I was 100 on your dead left is So but I take a start at maybe what did I start at you are built for strength?

I mean you're strong thing I started with right I mean he is if there's anybody who I've seen who looks like they naturally look very Built for to lift heavy things. you're one of those guys. Oh, thank you. But you are. Right? His thing would with his build be squat. Not deadlift.

Not deadlift. Or bench. Why is that just different body type? Just different. Squat. I got them thighs. Yeah. Now what do you, do you squat?

I thought it was touch. You have to be careful with squat, right? You mean you got weight on your back and all that, it's not. Shut the fuck up. Please. Please, I got you. I thought it's touch you have to be careful with squat right you mean you got wait on your back and all that it's not Please I don't know I feel I feel I feel I feel He goes now squat I know you can always try to guess no idea. You think you can do six of it? I think your max right now is 530.

Yeah, I think it is. I think you should add 30 pounds and see what happens. We're not doing that. Listen, I'm not talking to you. Listen to me right now, dude. Let me tell you. Dude, let us. Let us, let us, please, man.

Man, you're bullying us. You know what, you know what I want you to do? Is max out on deadlift with ever bullshit training you have. And then add a hundred pounds on the next day just so you can learn a little bit about what we do. When he goes, hey, pay Brian your max is 225, go cool. Today, throw on 325, and let me know how it goes for you. And then you just kind of have a dip your toe in the pool.

Dip your toe a little bit. We're gonna talk about four, 500, 600 pounds. Don't give me my max at 225, first of all. That's what it is. You say your max is 250, right? I don't know. Oh, for deadlet? Wait, I thought you told me to do fucking lottery.

Yeah, he lied to you. No, he does the trap bar. Yeah, I did. Which we don't count. You know the only half the trap bar. Oh, he does that like a what is it the He's the ex bar hex bar. Yeah, that that for guys like us. I thought that was like a legit one of them No, no encounter it doesn't matter how much you do on it. You're not like when you bench on a Smith press

We don't count it Because it's not the same, is it? Facts. You know what I'm saying? It really is. It's like, you like that beyond burger, right? It's not a fucking burger, is it? Well it's like leg press, you can put it on. It's like he does a hex squat.

That's not a real squat, is it? Is it though? That's a lot of weight. It doesn't matter. If you can do a thousand pounds, like knowing, it's better for your back though. Ah, it's not though, if you're not to do it right. You know what I'm saying?

Like, nobody's gonna go, like, you see that guy, hexquad 1000, if we don't care. It's like you're, if you're, you're right, you're right. It's your Beyond Burgers. Yeah. I remember I was just Brennan, I remember I was Brennan when we were at a gym and there was a guy, I'm just gonna be real general.

And there was a guy and, yeah, I knew Brennan can deadlift a lot and this guy was he had 450 pounds in the bar and he had him he had chains on his it chains on on the sides of it yeah so he had a mouthpiece and a mouthpiece which is so intense. Wait this guy had a mouthpiece and he had those you know what else bothers me and as you is the guys that live with deadlift shoes on Drives me nuts. Yeah, wait, wait, what is that? Deadlift shoes I get I do not I do not know wow That's I hate on people who wait, it's that though. It's a special Flat and he was super solid. So when you push it's not like you're pushing into your shoe is not cushioning

Oh, it's not yeah, so it helps push off people wear like that's why you see Jordan ones are like cons people work well I like it. I like the fun as possible also annoys me. What do you say? Mark probably yeah, yeah, where the what I meant mark you here now that bothers me What are you doing well hey hold on? Yeah, but shoes on there engage in the feet. No, I know listen Well, hey hold on put shoes on there. I know listen nobody cares put shoes on But also when you come with those like velcro straps and the heels all flat like that. It's not that serious is it Are you in pay to do this? Does anybody get make money?

But dude, but put your shoes on but I know some people were trying to talk about For lifting in the for dead lifting in those one Doesn't matter. I go. Why did it what is it fucking matter doesn't matter safety? Doesn't matter, but I mean let me tell you something sure I said I could lift an airmax 90s with a giant bubble out the back doesn't matter. Okay, okay Put Mark Put shoes on But he just wants to put the graph.

And if you show up again in deadlifting shoes, I'm not lifting with you. Who Mark Harley? Yep. Oh yes, those boots. Yep, hey Mark, yes he's boot. If you show up in deadlifting shoes again, I'm never lifting with you. He looks, he's looking thicker.

Sure. Yeah, he'd think boy, he'd be boy. And his hair is looking fluffed up. Yeah, fluffies. Yeah, he did 500 for 10 yesterday. Well, Mark, Mark, the man lion Harley is looking rather, rather puffy. So congratulations.

He did do 509 times. 10. He was nine. No, he got a, he did, he did, he did nine. He said nine. Why is there? Oh, it was nine? Sorry. Oh, no, that was 495. No, shoot, it's, but he does got it. He put all this is a game. He didn't he said he said no right there. Oh Was nine sorry. Oh no, that was 495 Oh, cuz I put on the tuna house

Mark put your shoes on that's a lot of weight Oh, that's a lot of Yeah, all in the Eddie baby. He's using straps. I'd like it. Well, I committed that I didn't use any straps when I did it. I used to have on Nike. What was I wearing those days? Those like those dunks those high dumps. Yep. Yeah, put shoes on. shoes on. Come on, dude. Like this. Hey, but it's not that serious. You know, I'm saying, you're in the world, the world stronger man contest. You know what I'm saying? But you're a a zoo culture doesn't matter. Put your shoes on. What is what is a Bradley Martin wear?

Normal shoes. Yeah Yeah, yeah, cuz not that serious Don't wear those shoes The high heel don't wear those no, and also Bob's been when they were out there nice Really when they what those Oh, the knees, what about chalk? Chalk makes sense. Yeah, did you it's right there? I don't have to plan it ahead of time I don't wrap your knees. What do you wrap your knees for nothing? You know, you know, yeah

We don't wear we don't wear the belt thing. Can I see this? What about when you wear the tape on your arms? Nope, but don't wear the belt thing. Can I ask you this? What about when you wear the tape on your arms? Nope, but don't do that. Then maybe it's not for you, you know? I've seen people wear the tape, I'm not sure what that's doing. Dude, if you're sponsored by metrics or fucking Celtic, do it. If you're just doing it, don't do that.

Not making any money on it. So I used to work out at the Venice Barbell Club. Guys get taped up. It went out of business, but they would tape up. They'd wrap their knees and I was like You know, what did he do that now? I like to play tennis and I pay attention and I see guys that come in and they have Seven rackets that they walk in with a case seven rackets and they're fucking terrible It just takes one racket

Fellas we can only use one when I would box and I would get in there a spar a little bit And there'd be guys in there and they would show up with boxing shoes and a bag full of all their stuff all the gear And when it was legit boxers though no, no, and then you I promise you those guys were the guys that were They were so bad words what's like the s'mores. I was right my bike There's some guy in the trail in the full get up. Yeah, he says so much what I'm trying the same way. Are you sponsored by the postal service? So no, do you ride with Lance Armstrong? You receive no dollars? Why you dress like Brennan and I are at on it. It's probably comfortable

Be and I read the on a chip It's probably comfortable. Brennan, I heard it on a gym. Oh, it is. Oh, okay. Being I heard the on a gym in fucking love going there. Great gym. And you just see dudes there with their shirt off. They can't wait. It's their time. It's their time. They can't wait to catch it.

Oh, if I could, I took my damn shirt off. Or how to, great body. I would. But I look at Brennan one time and I was like watching him and he's doing, I he's it's his thing Working out as his sport you understand they got a shirt off They're a couple guys and that's their sport. That's what they do. They're not getting paid for it And they're not but it's their support time to show and they're making their let's

It's an investment to their own you there are a lot more intense and I said to Brennan I go I said You're done that he said he goes what's that I can't tell good. He, and I go, I said, you're done that. He goes, what's that? I can't tell if he's done. I go, happy. The guy was body dealt, though. He never worked out with your shirt off.

He goes, not one time in my life. No, I don't want to talk about my life. As he had the other thing, he said, there's a lot of guys to do this thing. And there's one guy, I don't know. And he trains a lot. And I said, how would you do against him? And he, we're walking.

We're walking. And as I go, how would you do against him? And we're walking, we're walking. And as I go, how do you think I would do it? And it was so such an affront. Your face goes right here, your face goes, he goes, you go. And just like this, you go, I imagine pretty well, Brian, because I get paid to fight. I got paid for a long time. He's never made one dollar fighting,

I never had a profile. So I would imagine pretty well. As we're walking in my face, I got paid five for a long time. He's never made one dollar fighting, and I never had a profile, so I would imagine pretty well, as we're walking in my face, I didn't know you that well. I was like, oh, oh Jesus. You know what's weird is like, you know, playing football, see you like, we'd work out hard each time middle of the summer.

Yeah, not one guy would take the shirt off. Could you get eaten alive, dude? Eatin' alive. If you came in there with like special shoes and like knee braces, you get eaten a lot. I now see, and we were at high level football team. That would make sense. And you still end nut and the most you can do it.

Most of you still ain't making it in the NFL. No, none of us. And you still ain't making it on a team. And as great as you're in college, you're still ain't. Yeah. And that's why I understand why you get upset when people talk about their high school football days and how they were gonna go.

Really anything? Because you tell me my friend was supposed to play in the NBA NFL. Hey, wasn't. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Hey, was it? Well, you, I watched this hard not. I watched it hard not.

I'm like, these guys are good. They're good. They're so good. Not a, they're not smelling it. And, and these guys are good, they're good. They're so good. Not a, they're not smelling it. And they're doing, they're, they just miss and they're making tackles and they're actually good. Yeah, they're good. In games, in preseason games.

And still, you just couldn't find the whole time. Not smelling it, you couldn't find the whole time. We're the ball should bounce their way or the defense lined up. So, he gets two plays with the defense as double covering so he didn't get a shine and gets cut. Yeah. And you're a defensive end, and you're 235. You're not 245. So when these guys go, I was just playing that, I felt like, anyway.

You tell me you'd even go to training camp? No, come on. And these are people that only play in a high school that are talking this shit. I'll do some friends. I ran a four or five. I ran a four or five in a high school. I've heard that from 500 people in my life.

I've said it before. No, you said 43. That's it. She's more outrageous. Hey, listen, I know I did it, but that's what the coach said. I know. And your coach is liar.

I know he was. I bet you were fast. Yeah. And that's what Brinnett said too. Maybe. No. Maybe four six. Yeah, I would give myself a four or seven.

That's very fast. That's very fast. In high school, that's blazing And I wasn't so conies and those shoes when we were yeah, it was weird that I mean it was like the talk of the town People still bring it up to me day all the time I go I didn't have 40. Yeah, and I go now I didn't do that the whole town was fooled. Yeah Like your town's full of people coming up to me right after like I remember because it was in PE They wanted me to try out for the football team, but I was cheering at the time or whatever and The coach was like can you run a 40 and I didn't know what a 40 was or whatever and then

I run 40 yard dash That's still didn't know make sense. So he He's like you're gonna run from here to here and then I was like well I can't just run by myself. You got to give me something to like run again. He's a rabbit So he put me up against like another faster dude. And then like I just ran the 40 and then he was like, damn, it was a 4-3. And I was like, don't know what that means.

But everyone was like, what the fuck? Had you ever run before? Had you ever had any, I mean, I've never ran before? Had you ever sprinting? Did you have any, have you ever had time? I'm saying. No, of course he's ran.

He didn't know track, you didn't know that yeah he was in no he was in a locked in a face and they ran this 40 if you haven't had no other coach yeah uh yeah uh yeah because the guys that are running for four or fives for yeah just in the NFL and and they actually run with good form well he was the one that makes it broken

down to me he was like I was like you know it's like you know what you fell you You did not run a 4-3. I said, I did. He goes, you didn't run a 4-3. And I said, I was like, Rinnah, that's what the coach showed me. He goes, he goes, yeah, yeah. I don't think you're not fast. You're probably fast, but you're not a 4-3 fast.

And then he pulls out his phone and pulls up a 4-3. And I saw the guy running, I go, oh yeah, I did. I was like, credit your ass. Yeah, and really good form. Really good form. And like that insane amount of speed, I go, oh yeah, I did. I did. I did. Yeah, and it really good form. Really good form. And like that insane amount of speed, I was like, oh, there's no way. You see an actual 432, like holy. Pull up a 432, huh?

432 run. Bring up 432 runs, the 432 dash. So you did like 428. Someone did in 422. I mean, what did Metcap run? 432 dash. Yeah. There is Christians of 40. There in Medcafride. 4-2? Yeah. There is Christiana's in 4-2.

There's just fucking no way. 4-2-2. This is blazing fast. This is blazing fast. Well there's Tyree Kill who lost around a 4-3. These are all 4-3s. There's no way in hell. No, no, no, I didn't look like that.

I didn't feel that. No. Wait, that's 2007, 2009. Those all ran 4-2s. Those were 4-2,000? This is $4,200. Look at these motherfucker. Yeah.

Now, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, look at the legs. Look at how big his fucking legs are. God damn. And so that's the top. Now that's a $4,200, $7, good ones are beast. Oh my God. $4,200, $7,000. What? These are the facts. Now this is a 427. Good one's a beast. 427. What? I think he was on the tightest track team as well.

So wait, but they use a different, they use a different clock, right? It's a like, but they're also, look at their technique. As soon as he moves, it's all, it's not, there is by hand, there's some guys down by hand, but it's all calculated by machine.

So let's know, these are actual 426 look at this technique Like that that they run really correctly. So to get to get the accuracy of it Use a machine 424 Jesus Christ what Again Christ Eferlessly states relax The fastest legs move Yeah big dick. I know that's his legs move. Yeah, big dick.

I know that was like that dangling popping up. Well, he's got a dick on him because it looks big even when he's running. When you're running, everything clams off. Yeah, everything tightens up. Yeah, what else you got, Chin? All right. I'm gonna show you this.

So we talked about this on below the belt. Chuck Lado, we only heard that he had a domestic violence arrest, right? We didn't have any details, but it turns out this is what Chuck's in. If anyone wants to read it, or you want me to read it. Okay, I was a victim of the incident last night at our family home as a detail of the case will reveal the deputies informed me that my wife would be arrested as I did not respond to her assault while I sustained bruising and lacerations.

I volunteered to go in her place. This was one of the many times I have tried to shield a family mental health issue from the public purview. It has become painfully apparent that this cannot continue as our private life has now reached a public breaking point. Please respect our privacy as I help to navigate our family through this difficult time. Tough. Yeah. And I know he and his wife a little bit, just a little bit. Just a little bit. And I, you know, he's supposed to be on

Food Truck next to his game. I mean, honestly, when I read the report too, it seems like it is an issue with his wife. This is just my point of view. I'll still have them, unless you give me some important. Yeah. They've been together for a long time.

I know of showtime, you know, I hope I work with them. I like Chuck. Chuck, I've known Chuck for a long time. I'm a good guy, you know, I hope I like Chuck. I've known Chuck for a long time. Got me. I hope I hope the best for both of them there. Me too. They've been together a long time.

I'm sure there's a lot of love there. I don't know. From what I read, if I remember correctly, something like the police said that he did say, he doesn't want her to go to jail. So he'll go to jail and place for her. That's cool. Yeah.

Yeah, that's what it's said in the statement. She may have some issues and that's fucking tough, man. Yeah, hope they work it out, man. Me too. Yeah, I just never, you're tough. That it? Yeah. Yeah, it's tough.

So you never know what's gonna happen. Also, food truck, yeah, we should write cancel on Chuck. I'm like, why? We don't know the facts. No. What happened in ads like I've been around his girl, you know, she's she's a boss man. Like she's a tough tough girl Mm-hmm. I'm saying I need more facts for I kick him off that 100% I support it, you know that like I support Chuck

They've been married. They've made they've made all the information comes out first and then they made the Yeah, but I'm not gonna write the guy. No way to everything comes out They made the marriage last a long time. How about gonna write the guy up. No, wait til everything comes down. They made the mayor's last a long time. How about that? The fact that they've been together a long time, they raise kids, it's really fucking hard. Who knows what they're going through, who knows what she's going through.

You know, we're not there. We're not there for you to hang the guy up the drain. And he's the one with the last rations. Yeah, sure. But he went to jail for her, so there's a lot of there. He talked about mental health issues, people can have that.

Mm-hmm. So. That's it, Jen. There you go. Hi, have that. So that's it, Jen. There you go. Hi, kids. Friday Saturday, Braille, baby. One of our favorite clubs, Chappelle's favorite club. Yep.

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