The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 738: It's Revved Up Monday

Episode Date: October 19, 2021

The guys talk Brendan's new Ford Bronco and competing in Tough Mudder this weekend along with Tiger, CrossFit bodies, ghost encounters, John Gotti, scolding his grandson in prison, Machine Gun Kelly vs Corey of Slipknot, deep fake on Tom Cruise, Tekashi 69's Spotify getting hacked, Vietnamese coffee shops and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm a jam in the van, jam in the van off Pico. It's supposed to be a great show. So I'll be doing that. I will be local this Wednesday, October 20th. Come check me out this weekend Friday Saturday I am at funny bone in Liberty Township that's outside of Cincinnati Cincinnati Cincinnati and then and then actually November 4th and 5th I'll be at the Brea Improvance. Oh Brea Improvance Thursday Friday can't wait you were just there

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No, no, but yeah, I know. I don't understand what you're saying. And I act like I go, yes, I know. I will put my mask on. I'm just drinking my coffee. Between tips I go. Between what? It's so stupid.

I can't stand your stupid. I told you, you want the tips. You're hoping that when they stay out loud, it sounds as stupid in their head as what they're saying. I wanted to bring up your walk in the middle of the pizza. I cast with Sanjay Gupta and go, can you just listen to this for a second? God, he let that guy out.

Well, it was just very, I like Sanjay Gupta for a ride. I saw it a little bit of it. Did you watch it all? I like what Sanjay Gupta said. He goes, I don't know. He goes, I don't know. Hey, more of that, please. More of, I don't know. I don't know he goes I don't know hey more of that please more of I don't know my fate okay with saying that my favorite part is when

Roganham admit that they shouldn't have lied about the horse to work Yeah, that wasn't the addition it done that yeah, it was the best the best that was the best and and and that's one of the reasons That's right. We're father and the bem is kiss worrying's worrying. But the thing is, what's funny is, remember, Sanja, Roganet reached out to him. He reached out to Rogan. Yes. And then one of the PR charges, a little weird, he was, I went to the Lines then,

because if you can just change one mind, it's like, you went to the Lines get, then he got eaten alive. Cause, hey, it's a home game. It's Rogan's home field. And you better come correct alive. Yeah, because, hey, it's a home game. It's Robo's home field. And you better come correct that. Yeah. Because he has, you think he's just generally starting

this conversation, just hoping. That's his homework. Oh, all the homework. And he crosses his list. He just dots all his eyes. And he's radar you the best of them. Yes, he is. And I've known that man 26 years, if you get in a debate

with him, and it's about what he knows, whether it's, if he gets into something, well, you know, me and him, you know, he's similar, I like to art, you like to art, you're, huh? With him though, like I would go, I'm like, this is not, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, I'm talking about, he's the only one I'll pull the ejection.

You get nasty. You get nasty. Oh, you get me. We've had, we've had bad fights at dinner and our respective ladies are like, oh, Jesus, I can't talk in the dentist. I thought I'd talk, yeah. But he'll go, but if you argue with him about something that he really knows,

like pyramids, or I don't know, like fucking big foot cars, whatever it might be cars fucking COVID, he knows he's shit. Yeah, and he liked Sanjay, and I thought at least Sanjay made them. They were friends. I think having more of those conversations can move the needle further than anything, like Fox or MSNBC or C.A. Well, one of the things that's just had the conversation that also Rogen's not anti-vaxxed. You guys have stopped that. But just him having his perspective on him to Texas, this guy living in Atlanta being a correspondent for CNN. Them talking like this, both sides listening on.

That's fair. Very much. Yeah. Well, how about this? The fact that if you have had COVID, you don't need a vaccine, because you have better immunity. Why isn't that being talked about more?

And that was what I think Sanjay Guttaro was like, you know, you're right. And by the way, if you take, sometimes you take a double dose of vaccine after you've had COVID, you can have a really bad reaction to the vaccine. You need to talk about science. Let's talk about it. But yeah, and you're not on a team if you bring us stuff up.

You're just, it's just, you're just science. Yeah. That's what God say. Well, he said, Rogan said one of the reasons I think I'm popular is because I, there's no filter. I just tell the truth. I just get down to the truth of it. We talked to him like we would talk though.

He's not like a stiff interview, you know what I'm saying? It's just changed everything. Oh my God. It's fucking changed everything. Proud? Proud of him. Yeah, dude, I said it quite a little. I texted him, I go, you know, I'm proud of him.

Because you know, like, and with all due respect to a lot of pundits like Don Lemon, the thing about Don Lemon is I can finish the sentences most of the time. No, it's nothing creative, nothing we haven't heard. I just know where he's standing about it back and he's also got a lot of people on Fox too. But I don't blame either.

I don't blame Tucker Callsson or Don Lemon because they're a paycheck. They're a microphone for whatever judgment. And they have a huge audience that they have to be loyal to. Huge is controversial. But they're also like audience that they have to be loyal to. Huge is controversial. But they're also like, that's how they make their pay. You know, that's like, that's what they're supposed to do.

Yeah. That's right. That's exactly right. It's like, it was interesting. It's a really cool thing though. There's a lot of, there's like, it's part of the American story. Nobody else could do that.

No. Or was part of the H-Town and him, yeah. But yeah, you're right. And because he's fair. Because Rogan's fair. You can't pin him down. But you also didn yeah, but yeah, you're right. He's and cuz he's fair cuz Rogan's fair You can't pin him down, but he also said you can't pin him down He also didn't bully him either who's not like mean about you. You know what I'm doing with the staff And you're telling me kids to get vaccinated. Right. What are you talking about right? He said can you see how people feel? That maybe he was the same attitude you have is the same way young people feel like you're in vaccine very

There's nothing. There's nothing wrong with that. No, it was very respectful. It was a great talk. Oh, it's fantastic. And we need more of that. Yeah, I got to finish it. I listened to the little video. Well, no, it took me like, I listened to dry, I had to go to the OC on Thursday to meet with the built guys or hair cores out there. So I drove down there, listened to it for an hour and a half, and drove back. So I finished it.

And me too. Driving down there, driving back. Yeah. So that was on Thursday down the, driving back. Yeah. So that was on Thursday at the drive-worn's county. Then Friday now had to drive to Brea. I would drive the San Diego. The reason is because the Sony Loophole is such a beast, like, it's just like Reweighs. Yeah.

Oh, almost three hours on Friday. And then again, I was like, oh, Saturday's now you can be a deal. Well, nope, it was two and a half on Saturday. And then way back, we flew down. And now we drove Mark, dropped Mark up. And then I was like, we got down to like, now this is easy.

Sure enough, on the one on one right before we get to my house, bad accident, fire truck was by Tulje, we're not getting home for a while. He was, why are you, whenever there's a fire truck, they're gonna block all lanes. See him block lanes, oh, we set there for an hour, so that's fine. So what I do is,

so I'm getting a new Tesla that I'm getting a smaller one this time. Let's go, Brian. Yeah, let's go. Now, now, I don't need that big one. I'm getting a smaller one. And the self drive package is $10,000. Worth it.

Worth it, because I go like that. And then I just sit, I can just sit cross-legged and let the car do the driving. It's still traffic, though, it don't matter. It's still on the car. Yeah, it isn't taking you out of track.

You know most modern cars, like I see, like my, I get the new Bronco, right? You see that there? It's a beautiful car. Thank you, sir. You got the top off of it, you're the, you're the, you're the, you're the defender. Sell in the defender.

When you think about gifting the Bronco to me or no? Not for you. You just don't have the right attitude for it. You still have the defender, selling the defender. When you think about gifting the Bronco to me or no? Not for you. You just don't have the right attitude for it. You still have the demeanor of the attitude. But I have a good... You're here in the wind. No, no, I'm rugged. You went long here to flap it.

I'm wearing flat, I'm wearing flat. It's like a flat hole. You got a half shirt, that'd be cool. That's a man and a chair. I did it. It took the top off, it rained in your staseless drive. It's cold. It's not trying to be tough, you know, and look all cool.

So I'm freezing. Yeah. I had It's not trying to be tough. You know what call cool? So I'm Freezing yeah, we drove a incredible Bronco and I would get dizzy on the highway because because they were smog And I just feel like I'm with the thing with the with the new with the new Like cruise control and everything with the new cruise control see the tops on there the back I think the top up. Yeah, See that's what the titties out. Yeah. Now now he's got the titties out. But now all honesty. I mean, gun to your head. But be honest. Be honest. How does it drive? Amazing. Compared to what? It's such a fun car. It is. Because the top down, yeah, it's such a fun car. And it's two door. So it's only two door on the west coast now. Be is. Because the top down, yeah, it's such a fun car and it's two door.

So it's only two door on the west coast now. Be cool. So it's only two door on the west coast. That is. The four doors are out. That's only two door, daddy got it early. Why? So with the top, it's just such a fun car in California.

Yeah. Like if you're in Denver, I bet it's fun. We can have the top. Like, I'm never going to put the top on. Like it rained last night. It took of, you know, it's all like waterproof. Sure. It has a big computer sheet in it So yeah, so nothing it's like it's ready to get wet and does it drive?

In comparison to that defender, which is they're not giving away not giving it away How do you compare the drive? So though my only issue with the land rover is the electronics mess up like I'll stop to get gas and it just won't turn on. And I called Land Rover like, I'll just give it time. Like, what? And then 10 minutes goes by and then I hit and it starts. I'm like, all right. So you never know what that's going to turn on.

Well, that's a big problem. Look wise, I think this car's way better. I like Land Rover right to the English. So I fucked with the English. But then, Bronco knocked out the part. And so my plan was, because they're going so so much more over MSRP, because I had at MSRP, because they're going to, so like,

one soul for 150 yesterday, a two door blue one. So they're going like, you know, double MSRP. I was like, I'm just gonna get, because I ordered a year and a half ago for the first edition. So I was like, I'm just gonna get it and then hustle it and make money. But then my guy dropped off yesterday,

he's like, just drive it. If you want to keep it, it's just gonna go up in value. So let me know what you wanna do with that and make money. But then my guy dropped off yesterday, he's like, just drive it. If you want to keep it, it's just gonna go up in value. So let me know what you want to do with that and the defender, I'm like, I'm just gonna sell it. Joe would round the top off me and Jay went to Malibu, Tiger, I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no.

I checked some swim, I get rid of that land. There's a reason they got rid of that land, brother. What's that color to be? It's like a grayish, I forget what they call it. It's a beautiful color. It's not the area 51, it's a grayish. Daddy's leases up in February. Is that going to be available?

Not just watch hands. Not a chance. I can't just walk that word. That's why they must our piece. That's why people are paying so much over because you can't get them. Good on Ford, man. Yeah.

I guess they should have came out a year ago but because of brew fish, and the in coven, it was just screwed them. So how is it so fun though? It drives really well. You'll see it after this. Yeah, the inside's navy.

I'm only interested in a two door. It drives very well. You only want the two door. It's four door, like four doors out right now, the two doors we take is. I want the two door. And drives really well. So fun. It's a truck.

It's like a real truck. It's SUV. Yeah, SUV. Yeah. It's so fun. It's a truck. It's like a real SUV. Yeah, don't say truck. Yeah, SUV. Yeah, it's so fun. Yeah And and water proof to you. It's like the thing you put your dog your shaggy dog. Yeah, I just took a surf board Yeah, I came out. That's free. He's in there. I can't refuse put the top on a couple rifles So I just wiped it down and then that's what the leather sforge Yeah, fucking through my shit in the back and here we are man. Now daddy I and I tried coming to I'm not gonna give you'm not gonna give you want you to have a heart attack

But I trick him in the shrapnel daddy's doing tough mutter on Sunday 10 miles Daddy didn't have a trick me You want to done it? No, but I Thought about you and then when I saw that there's cold water and electricity, I'm like, Brian's gonna die. Yeah, I would die. I would do it. And I don't want to be responsible for that.

I do it and I'd surprise you. He asked me last minute. I would have done it. My kid's doing the mile long tough matter. Because he wants to do it with his friend. He's like, Dad, me and Josh are gonna do it. And I was like, and I looked where it's kind of far. I'm like, well, I'm gonna drive all the way down and are gonna do it. And I was like, and I looked where it's kind of far, I'm like,

I'm gonna drive all the way down and just fucking watch you. So I signed up for it. And you're gonna, I don't like electricity. I have to go on. A little chilly though, huh? You're in the 10 mile.

Yeah, for the kid, yeah, technically. Now how far do you run usually? 10 mile, I've never had a big man. It's a lot for me. I ride, you know, depending 20 to 40 miles on my bike, which is kind of, you know, cardio,

but running running, no, I haven't done it on my day. Running 10 miles for some of your size can be tough on the feet. I guess, dude, when you have. No, he's got those hocus. You like to run. I love to run. But remember, this isn't 10 miles straight.

It's a circle and there's different stations. So you're not running a mile than a station, a mile station. It's like there's stations, and you're waiting in line because everyone has to go through it. I looked it up, some of them are like, I don't know, boy, my shirt's a little bit.

What kind of shoes you are? Can we look up what the race is? Can I see it? Yes, this is it right there. Click on it, Chin. Well, there's different ones here. 15 here in the 10K, Tough Mudder. All right, so now let me ask you this. What what kind of shoes you

wearing? I don't know, just some Jordan ones. Is that we you know we're Jordan ones. I don't know. I don't know. Now we need to get over something. Yeah. Yeah. Why get those shoes camhains at me that are made for like mud and shit those underarmored camhains ones. Alright. Yeah. They're great. I'll probably wear those. Alright. Hopefully you channel the camhains energy. There you go. You would fucking destroy it like that. I'll be all right climbing, unless it's really late.

You'd be fine to water, I thrive, you're like a polar bear. You're gonna see all, yep. You're probably better. Yeah, see obstacles. Let me see which one we're gonna struggle with. So Arctic, Edema, Easy, Everest, bit of a beast. The block-ness monster,

is like a straight wall, how 30-foot wall, okay, it could be a little... Oh, this one, it kicked my ass. The mudder horn, easy, electro-thirpy. We'll see, might have heart attack. Mudmall, I'm all about getting muddy as fuck. Okay, that. Keep going.

The wealth swung, I can, this only thing, like if it was just a wealth swung, I can monkey bar with the best of them. But if I'm tired, I'm 200 every bit of 50, something pound. That might, I might form the water, which is okay. Yeah. So it's like Ninja Warrior a little bit. A little bit.

Wait, what is that? Electro-wantastaway bee? Shocksy. What is the castaway? You're on like a float thing, you gotta pull yourself across. Okay. This is not that easy to do. No.

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I was already going somewhere. I mean, I actually, I had it last week. It's two weeks away. If he had to run through murder, hornets. I gave it a two week notice. You didn't give me a two week notice. And actually last week, Dicks. It's not to this Sunday.

You know what I mean? I was already an obstacle course in dawns out of town. Is this the kids one? Yeah No, these you have fun on muddy and shit. I love it. Yeah Now they have how do you get the mud off you do you have to have a day of hoses just really show it down Right there. Oh, so this is the kids. I definitely take my bronco because it gets a lot of attention. Bring that fucking big thing of water. Texas hold them. Tiger dominate most of us.

Let me see. Scroll up here. Scroll up. Yeah, they had events right there. So Everest, Hadoo, well at Berlin, Walha, buddies. Funky Monkey, who will dominate the monkey bars. Texas hold them. Is that just pulling that bitch across

So do find it's great matter horn. He'll be fun mitt kiss of mud. He'll like that. Yeah, I like that. There's no His is just a mile. Yeah, yeah half mile on a mile. Oh, okay, he's doing a mile. Yeah It'll be fun for 100% was a little friend It marks doing it with you right? Yeah, I sent the group types of marks the only one It was a yeah, I mean Mark early. Yeah, yeah, Mark's doing I want to see how Mark early does that's a lot of that's a long way He can run yeah, but he runs Me when we're in he does like when we look at home up We're waiting for an Uber and he we don't work out that day goes

I'll just run back man take your shirt off and like do this like for four miles It was like 110 out in the humid fucking open up. Yeah, he ran it did it. Yeah, but I figured that's a lot of that's a lot of after we ate. Yeah, he's a month. It's a lot of muscle to feed to your oxygen. You got that oxygen. You got that? Hey, don't. Hey, I gotta touch your body and I'm getting older. How can you find me? Yeah, the brain's slow. He's not. He's not.

He's got a lot of stuff. He's got a lot of stuff. He's got a lot of stuff. He's got a lot of stuff. He's got a lot of stuff. He's got a lot of stuff. He's got a lot of stuff. He's got a lot of stuff.

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The top mother would be fun. I mean we could all do it together, but I'm not doing 10 miles It's a long way. It's six miles 10k To short it's my thinking. Oh But it's stations. We're really not running straight six miles. So long way. It's six miles, 10k. To show it's my thing. Yeah. Oh, but it's stations. We're really not running straight six miles. Yeah. It's not bad. No, be alright. You just got to get through each station. Yeah. I'd like to see how I do NFL fans hungry for a big win this season. My Broncos sucks. I'm starving for a win. We started 3-0. Now we're 0 and 3 out of the last six, whatever.

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I did all right, but I my knee now. Got my is that what you normally do crossfit? No, it's weird. You didn't cross it I still do crossfit after I talked to you. I stopped doing crossfit about I remember Seven years ago six years ago We had he was working out and we had this big time trainer and I go yeah I stopped doing CrossFit about, I remember seven years ago. Six years ago. We had, he was working out and we had this big time trainer and I go, should you do CrossFit and Brennan looked at me and he goes, none of us do CrossFit. And I was only going to go, that's not true.

That's right, you get an injury. Yeah. And remember when I did, I was doing Olympic weight lifting. Yeah. I was doing Olympic weight lifting with coach. And he's doing like snatches. Brennan was like, dude, I'm just telling you. And I remember, I did one thing and I could feel

like a tie and I went, oh, if I had done a little heavier, I'd be crippled now. I could feel it. I was like, in your back. You gotta be, you gotta be. Your technique has to be flawless. Yeah. And you'll see CrossFit, like you're doing so many reps.

Yeah, your technique has to be, but Cross, if you can get CrossFit, it you're doing so many reps. Yeah, you're technically gonna be, but CrossFit, if you can get CrossFit, it's a great fucking way. Oh, yeah. There's people in there. All those motherfuckers, they look great. But I was doing in Venice too, and then I did for like four or five weeks,

and I was like, man, I just, here's the problem, one day you're gonna be a little tired, and your form's gonna lag, and you're doing deadlift for time, boom. My, my, all I love CrossFit, but my, here's my, here's a place for it for sure. They're always injured what my my inner my Impression of every someone guy is you think I'm big you should see my brother, okay?

Yeah, here's my impression of every CrossFit person. Yeah, I'm getting back into it I got pulled a little I know that I think about I used to know so many people that would do CrossFit now. I don't really know anyone that doesn't No, it used to be like a huge.. Yeah, it used to be so massive. Because people that I get out of it. It's not the CrossFit games and shit, right? It's not an ASPM, but I don't know. Those people on our different level.

Yeah. Also on different supplements. But yeah. Well, they would say no. Sure. Bring up the supplements. Bring up the CrossFit games. Just take a look at it.

Take a look at it. Because they were all talking about they don't do any. It's all natural. They probably get tested. They get tested once again. No, they don't. No, no, no. Just kidding probably get tested. They get tested once a year. No, we don't. It's not like this. Just kidding.

You take a look at what they look like. You're like, we got to be a little bit more. I mean, there's still monsters. Yeah. They still are, even if you did all the stories, you'd never be close to what they are. But some of them are just so thick. It's hilarious.

Fist on earth, they're scared. Just look at them. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, dude. That there's real competitors. Shit. Don't kid yourself. They're such athletes. Monsters. You know, I'm like when I say athletes. It's tough. They're very fit. Let's put it there.

They're they're crazy. Yeah. And they're very good at crossfit. Yes. Oh, look at them. Coverage. And very damn. And but like I'll see people that go to the insane. I'm like I'm like, you know, I'm not good like to compete in that you got to be crazy like rich fronting those people look at that look at that. Oh my god. Yeah, that so she was an Olympic way lifter. Yeah, that's not. But there's still free. That's natural. She's right, but she's still a freak. Yeah, yeah, they're not either they're monsters that there you go that I would oh my god so she was an Olympic but why wouldn't you get on shit if that like that's what your your goal is to do yeah yeah like do as many reps as you can you're not gonna win unless so that's the concept of cross-missed you as many reps as you can yeah that black guys is our

cartoon oh my god they're all jacked as fun I know the girls legs are so big. They're size and ass. Yeah Those those girls are from Iceland the Icelandic. I mean, there's Americans. Yes Yeah, there's a lot of American I think there's a small there. They're where we go down there There she is the one the middle one the one the Iceland where and there's tourist daughter tourist daughter I think that she's she's gonna winner. Yeah, her name is thaurus daughter. Taurus daughter, I think that she's, she's gonna win her, yeah, her name is Taurus daughter. Taurus daughter, she is a fucking, she won. Yeah, don't make that face with you. She won, right there.

She's a fucking, yes. I find her very attractive, actually. I was just gonna say that is your speed, man. Yeah, I'm way too light now. She's a hell of an athlete. She was on limb. I think she represented Australian the Olympics for powerlifting or something.

I thought CrossFit's in the Olympics. There's some form of that one. Oh my god. There are the chance. Right there, those women are in the future. You got Ninja Turlabs. Yeah, dude. You're talking about it.

Two of them are from Iceland. I tie any part of the world where they have these. What do they care about grass? So you were just doing one, you just did one day of a cross-order. You did more than that. I just did Fran, I just did a workout. Uh-huh. Yeah, there you go.

Now, I see it nervous for CrossFit. It's so successful. It's good to see you. Because you know you're going to go through so much pain. Oh my God. Yeah, you're going to suffer. Beastly. Well, didn't you get nervous when you were trained though? You had that one trainer when you were doing go through so much pain. Oh my god. Yeah, you're gonna suffer. Be sick. Well, didn't you get nervous when you

Would train though you had that one trainer when you were doing MMA who would kill you? Tony Jeffries. No, but you make me run like a mother fucker miles and miles miles But you have another trainer. I feel like a strengthen conditions coach. Mm-hmm. Lauren was tough. Yeah, Lauren stuff. Lauren's really tough You're long enough. Oh, tell me tell me Lauren's really tough. Yeah. You're Lauren's tough. Oh, tell me if you believe this. Of course, my Mexican family does. I got home from Brea, went to bed at two, and then I woke up at, Tiger woke up at seven.

I woke up and I had a red hand print like this over my bicep. Hot. It was hot. Just a red like big handprint and I thought maybe was for me like fall asleep in the sun coming up that's what I chalked it up to then joy I was like well no it would be red all around the handprint because the hand we cover into the sun but it's just a red fucking handprint and she's like that's definitely some sort of well that's that's called human satan so her mom satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan satan's called human satan So her son satan satan satan is Satan. I'll say you want to why oh So her mom came over with holy water and sage and did this weird Mexican tradition on me

I love I'm not by any of these Listen dude. Yeah, say you might have shot a demon through your floor board and it weird. You have a haunt. It's strange though, right? It's weird. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, it's a monster in it. It's a sword. It hurt. You got a handprint. Oh dude, like a full palm Fingers that are points. That's the mark of all all over my and just nails long. Yeah, like all red and it was hot Dude, I know weird huh, and then it went away. Yeah, once they saged and Hot, dude. I know weirdo. Been then it went away.

Yeah, once they saged in the holy water, it might be inside of your body. Yeah, maybe I'm haunted. Remember I told you, my kid, all the stuff animals, he goes, can you get the stuff out of here? Fear point. Cause sometimes they scratch me. Yeah, what?

It's like, what? You got rid of them. I mean, you know, I don't see any scratches. He goes, no, they scratch me on the inside of my body. Oh wow That's scary and then my my my my my ex came in. He was a little boy and he goes there's my other mommy She goes your other mommy. Where's the mommy you were talking to? I think it's exciting to close it. Oh I can see why you're growing your mom and her mom believe that the other story about

Lyrona have you ever heard of that they would tell you about that? Like later that yeah, I think it was a crying lady Is that lady with the unibrow? Some like she drowned her kids or something you know, I'll tell you about La Yarona They made a movie about it. It was a great story. Oh, they made a movie about it Mexican story La La Orona La Yarrona. They'll leave with the Unibrow is interesting. No, they're they made a movie out of that picture. Look at that picture down there. That's the lay they grabbed my fucking arm right there. Yeah, that's who grabbed your arm. So it's probably hurt. Oh, that's scary. Dude, I was watching a super-naked ghost

adventures right now. It's pretty phenomenal. But I was watching this, not first 48, more than that, with a dive into like crime stories. I could not go to bed, I saw it finished. Because we're talking about prison, dude. So it's true story. This man and girl go off to the military, they're both stationed in korea they get married but then the station at different stations

they come back from being station i forget where it's at and they live in like a trailer park whatever he gets he he goes that he goes to get food for his wife and they have a kid together he goes get food he gets gunned down shot sometimes shot in the back of the head shot shot the back of the head, shot the fuck up. Jeez.

Dyes. They have the police footage, the body cam, of them walking up and the wife, ballin', trying to get into the ambulance, ballin', like, wow, how the fuck, how does that go nuts? And the dad's there and he's like, my son's a good boy, this doesn't make sense, blah blah, and he's a big dude with dreads, big black guy, big dude. And he's like, this doesn't make sense, blah, blah. And he's a big dude with dread, big black guy, big dude.

And he's like, this doesn't make sense, blah, blah. He's furious. He's like, who the fuck would do this? So the cops are looking in the case. And I was like, we think it was a mistaken identity. And I thought he was a gang member. So they investigate that, they find nothing. Like, man, sometimes we go on here.

They talk to the girlfriend. So they have the dad, they ask that I go, hey, can can you come down with the wife and we need some question for you. He goes, yeah, sure no problem. She's like, yeah, of course, whatever it takes. The dad gets in, they have this all in camera. The dad gets there and they go, we're going to be a while. I want you to go home. And he's like, what the fuck? The wife was staying with the family the whole time, saying that crying like in there, you you know trying to consult her and take care of her So the dad goes what the fuck they go we're gonna be well once you go ahead and go home So they bring in the best like

Investigator in all the land they bring him in he's the number one guy that does the light detective test She fails the light detective which happens for even a minute he. Which happens, even amidst the goes, sometimes soft, but she lied about a few things. So he keeps talking, she's there for seven hours. She got there at 11. She's there for seven hours. Finally, she's like, all right, what happened is, I was dating another man, it's not what it seems.

I was dating another soldier because he would listen to me, started dating him and he wanted to take care of the problem. And so when he was like drove down from Memphis to Texas, wherever it's at, drove down there, and the kid went out at night and he would fall in his car. But I guess he was gonna do it on nightclub, but there's too many witnesses, so he waited. So she was like, well, the right time would come just stay close.

So, when he went to get food, she Texas her side piece, he's going to get food. So he comes up, shoots them, right? Shoot them. They solve all this, the girls behind all of it. Cause he had an insurance plan that where she would get like $500,000. What a piece of shit, right?

This is what's crazy. The dad, and this is all on camera. The dad goes into the prison, because he gets life, the girl gets life, the real fucked. Yeah. The kid's fucked, right? So the dad goes into, to talk to him,

because he won't talk to the killer of his son. He's sitting down, he's super mile-manored, like big dude, dreads, he's sitting there, and they're talking about it in the, and the killer's like, I want you to know, man, it was her plan. Like, she wanted the 500K. I just caught up in it, I apologize,

she never got like this in the dad's like, no, I get it, man, I get it, you strap for cash, I get why you would do this. Yeah, he's like, can you ever forgive me? And the dad, he just doesn't answer. But he's cool, I'm like, why the fuck's being so cool? And then the killer goes, you look like you wanna kill me right now, because I don't wanna kill you.

He was, I don't know what her name's like Tiffany. He was, I don't know if Tiffany ever tell you what I used to do when I'm involved with, and you see the guys like demeanor change, he was, no. He was, I got a lot of friends where you're at, a lot of friends, and he was, and you're me to a lot of friends. And he goes, he can see his face turns white, and he's up like, dude, his face, he's like, he makes, he turns white, and he was, what do you lot of friends. And he goes, he can see his face turns white and he's up like, dude, his face,

he's like, it makes, it turns white and he was, what do you, is that a thread of yours? Just saying you're meet a lot of friends in there. You're meet a lot of, and you just get me, you're meet a lot of friends. And he goes, have a good night, hangs up the phone, walks off, then he interview the dad at his house like days later,

and they go, he got life, so he happy with that. He goes, yeah, that's fine. He won't make it two years. And they just ended. I was like, holy fuck, I could not get enough of it. Yeah. He was like, a lot of friends in there, my man. He was, I don't know if she told you the crowd

I used to run with, but they're all in there. You're making a lot of friends. And kept going, what's that mean? You're making a lot of friends. I was like, holy fuck. You fucked up, you fucked up. They're like they're like well the game life isn't that happy? Happy with that he goes that's fine. You won't make it two years Think of a fuck dude. Well here you like holy because you you and I know what it's like to have his son also ran with that same crowd

Oh, yeah, you know, and then they and it's like they're they dominate that wherever whatever prison is in they There's just everywhere. Yeah, you're not good's like, they dominate that wherever, whatever prison is in, they're just everywhere. Yeah, you're not gonna, you said a son ran with that crowd too. Yeah, he's like, have a good night, hang some phone. I was like, oh my God, you imagine those with tear that fuck, which obviously deserves too. Yeah, well you're never gonna, you and I have a son,

so you don't even know how much you love that kid. Look, it's beyond my energy. Oh my God, he fucking kidding me. You just, you don't care anymore about anything. I don't want peace. Yeah, no. You got a bit of disson like that, I don't want peace. But this dad was so mild manner in control.

I'm like, how's he not going crazy? The murders literally, two inches away from through this thick glass. Well, because he, oh, oh, he's just that. And he's like, I want you in the ground. Yeah, yeah. You're on this on the ground. Oh my God.

You want him in the ground? There's no other alternative in the ground. But dude, the way that's you're on this on the ground. I got you on him in the ground. I was just no other alternative in the ground. But dude, the way that the wife was like, when the kid was shot on the body cam, on like freaking out crime, and he was like, she's a good actor man. Ooh, she's a good actor. She's a piece.

She had no remorse either. Like, do you want anything to defend? She's like, mm-hmm. Ah, sociopath. Yeah. That's what he said. He was like, it's crazy me, because she's like my daughter.

She stayed with her whole time. Like she would give us. How could she do that to you? Yeah, living with people, some people just, and they had no child together. Oh my God. What a fucking mom. Piece of shit.

You know, there are people like that. Sam Giancona, you know, the guy who ran the entire Chicago mob during Kennedy's presidency and was credited. Joe Kennedy went to Sam Giancona and said, or to that Alfin said, we need the unions in these two states. And Giancona would just call him and be like, hey, everybody's voting for fucking Jack Kennedy

because he's gonna end up doing us a favor. He'll get somebody in the department justice, the DA who won't put as much pressure on us. So just so like both Kennedy's died, Jack and John died, right? a favor, he'll get somebody in the department justice, the DA, who won't put as much pressure on us. So just so like both Kenny's died, Jack and John died, right? And most of it's contrived. John is the same as Jackson, John and Bobby. Yeah, Bobby that's right, Bobby Kenny and Jack.

And it's the end of the sun in the war. JFK so a lot of people contribute their like, especially Bobby, we've skilled in LA actually by Mafia. And then JFK, they think same thing, Mafia related with assassination because the rumor, but there's also evidence for it, is they got elected through the power and ties to the Mafia. Then once they got in office,

they started implementing rules that fucked them off. They fucked them off. Well, Bob Kennedy, especially New World, Bob Kennedy was, he was the main guy. Yeah, he was the main guy. He was, he was on an anti-moffee crusade. In fact, Giancana said, I fucking, we got this guy elected, think that we'd get,

we were gonna, they're in the middle half way. Bobby Kennedy was the opposite. You went after him. You went after him, you can see them. And that's also, that's also when John F. K. died. Yeah. Bobby Kennedy dipped out. Yeah.

He didn't, because they're like, came in, if you go this route and rat us out, we have videos and pictures and audio of your brother doing some halacia sure we'll ruin his entire reputation. And then we're going to come after you. But Bobby got got right. Yeah, he was like, oh, I'm out. And then he kind of stepped back in and then fucking got shot in LA. I mean, oh, he was doing like a press conference or was it good? He was out here for something, but yeah, they got him. Jean Conno, was like, you see Bobby Kennedy interview him,

he's up there, he's running, he runs the entire Chicago mob who was ruthless. He would, he'd torture people and wanna know what the last thing they said was. He'd be like, what was the last thing they said? He'd be like, man, man. And so when Bobby Kennedy's interview him, he'd go like this, he'd go. So you run, what was the last thing they said? He'd be like, and so when Bobby Kennedy's interview him,

he'd go like this, he'd go. So you run the biggest outfit, crime outfit, and he'd go like this, he'd go, I'm sorry, I gotta take the fifth because I'm afraid, I'll incriminate myself. He kept saying that. Bobby Kennedy was so angry with this guy. Bobby Kennedy goes, you just keep giggling

like a little girl, is that what you're gonna do this whole time? And he goes, I gotta just plead this. The Kennedy's got after him though. Like to their defense. They got after them. That's why they both No, but also that I'll give you this book. It's fucking fast. Yeah, yeah, because when they uncover like all those the when they looked into the JFK assassination and Bobby's the ties to the mafia is in Texas and Dallas and New Orleans is insane So the guy they claim to have shot Kennedy, he was just regularly do just have to be going by his, yeah Lee Harvey.

He was that he had spent a lot of time in Cuba. Whether he did or not Jack, he would be in a tie. Jack Ruby, who shot Lee Harvey, he had ties to them off. So he had super time. He owned the nightclub they all went to. But then also there was like a Speakeasy were all the mafia

politicians and cops hung out all Dallas all of them on that there. Yeah. Oh, yeah That place still exists. I don't think so. It's kind of shot was killed He got an extra night it back to the United States thing. He was coming back. It was in Chicago I think italy or something and they they actually got back again. Yeah, and then in 1975 in his home He just got Has he what he looks like never found that 40 years later? Sam Giancona But what's interesting about Lee Harvey Oswald is he was he lived in New Orleans

He lived in New Orleans and the-huh. And all these guys, like they would kick them, they would go to New Orleans to shut down the mafia. Yeah. And Lee Harvey Oswald spent time like it's, it's, it's, it's, well, Jean Connor and Jack Kennedy had the same mistress too. Yep. They were having sex with the same, so the Kennedy's, so you're saying the Kennedy's called him up in Chicago was like, you know, the mafia helped them get dead. Joe Kennedy's dad. His dad. Sorry, Joe Kennedy's dad. That was back when you one man could run a lot of shit. Yep. But Frank Snotch, it was around all those guys.

Yeah, he was having sex with her, but he was also having sex with who is the other woman that went down there? Jesus Christ, how could you not? Sky looks dangerous. That's Frank Snotch. That's not what I'm talking about. I don't know, just Sam.

So let's McGuire, I think that's her. Yep. He died at 89. Yeah. You got it. I think that was her. She was having she was with Jack Kennedy and Sam J. and kind of dated both them. John Kennedy. Yeah. Yeah. It was getting around. Yeah. It's such a it's such a wild. They were doing a lot of the both. It's the best thing to read up. Yeah. Like I'm going to it's such a wild. They were doing a lot more. Oh, the boat. It's the best thing to read up on. Yeah. Like I'm going to be conspired together. That is fantastic.

There's no doubt that the mob had to be involved in a lot of stuff. Yeah, it's so easy. You said Jack Ruby. How did Jack Ruby just shoot? Lee Harvey always was like, then he died of cancer. You know, Jack, Jack,

you can't hold up. Jack Ruby, not only got access inside the police department when they're bringing Lee Harvey to shoot him. Yeah. But then also when he went to prison He he was like I get some things to say like if you guys I mean I get some things say then he dies of and then they wouldn't let him talk anymore They will do press conference that they wouldn't let him talk and then dies of cancer. Yeah

But he Harvey Oswald before he could say anything is that correct and here's the interesting Melody Lee Harvey was walking down he was cuffed up. Yeah, right and Lee Harvey Oswald before he could say anything. Isn't that crazy? And here's the interesting that, like, oh, and Lee Harvey Oswald was walking down. He was, and he was cuffed up. Yes, he was. And Lee Harvey Oswald never confessed to the, he always went, I didn't do this. Like, I'm being set up.

I did not do, never on record is he confessing that. But, but I, I don't know, I guess if you hear his wide, wide Lee Harvey, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, it's an easy escape. Well, I think he probably did it because Jack Ruby killed him, but who knows? What would you say, being? And the whole thing was unbelievable. They pulled it off. It's mom's, it's an easy escape? Well, I think he probably did it because Jack Ruby killed him, but who knows? What would you say, being? And the whole thing was unbelievable.

They pulled it off. It's a monster. It's a monster. The mafia back then was so powerful. Mylansky, Sanji and kind of, they could shut down the whole piece of the city where the poor people were. And that's why Bobby was going after him. Yeah.

They could make one phone call. The whole poor we shut down. They had the fault in fish market. Yeah. They had their hands involved. You didn't do any, there was no garbage. There was no construction. There was no construction There was no fish mongering and the unions pulled everything. That's why homeboy went miss. Yes

From the Irish the Irish man. Oh, no, no, no, I'll do it. It was the guy that went Jimmy half a yeah, he was the president of the union. So he was president you Still to the same you know because he was so involved mafia. Yeah, you went away for seven years to rackitarian And then came back and tried taking back over the union with just went and then all of a sudden just went missing But the guys back then that's so fucking John Gotti still John Gotti's under boss the guys back then the old school Dude, yeah, so much discipline him, but not just him, the bull, there's a guy who is his under boss. No, no, actually, it's the custom, bring up, I think it was Castelano's under boss. Castelano's under boss. Yeah. What about a satin by John Kennedy at Sparkstakehouse. Yeah,

and just take a look at what he looks like. Now, there's a- Well, he got shot in the steakhouse. Thomas Ballotti? Maybe. Yeah. Those is underboss. He was such a badass. So he got- But those guys, but-

Never dealt with drugs, right? They dealt with prostitution, gambling, all that stuff. They refused to deal with drugs. Yeah, like that was like the rule. Yeah, when they got back, when they got into drugs, it became a whole different- That's when the problems came. That's right

And the Jewish mafia refuse getting involved in drugs and the big difference in Jewish mafia and the time off He was the Jewish mafia their kids their kids didn't come doctors and more. Yeah, they didn't go into the business They like no we're doing it so we can pay for you guys get education Because the telling mafia the kid would become the Fuse that picture is just bought Because the Italian mafia of the kid would become the mafia. That picture of his body. That's not where they got the gun. That's not where they got the gun.

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That's not where they got the gun. That's not where they got the gun. That's not where they got the gun. That's not where they got the gun. That's not where they got the gun. That's not where they got the gun. That's not where they got the gun. then just oh you were born when that happened oh yeah I was there I was there 47 one that happened yeah yeah that's right I was like he was like can you believe what I was just watching the TV did you have to see the video of John Gotti with his grandson when he goes to visit his grandpa in in prison because he got life right yeah yeah he's fucked that throat cancer yeah Teflon Don but But his problem is he got two fit. He wanted to be a celebrity. He got two famous than all the heat was on him. Wait, who?

John Gotti. John Gotti. Two famous, but there's an interview of his grandson who's a fighter now. But he goes into, um, he goes into tell me he wants to be a basketball player. Dude, his, he, John Gotti, such a dick tone. Yeah. He's, you know, what do you tell me? You know, I fucking basketball player. What do you tell him? No, be a basketball player. It, he's, he, John got such a dick to him. Yeah. He's, you know, what do you know, I fucking basketball player? What do you know? I'm gonna be a basketball player. It's fucking stupid. He's right. He's like, you know what it takes to be about and just tears into him. Yeah, but the kids ate to always ate. He's like eight or nine. And then, and then he, and then the kid goes, no, that's what I want to do. Here it is.

You might go to school and become a lawyer, general. No, daddy. He is going to become a lawyer. See what? Really? No, I'm not. I'm really a basketball player. You ain't got a big, big monster. I'm not a big monster.

I ain't a basketball player. You ain't got a big, you ain't got a big, a baseball player, a little better player. Oh, who is playing? Let me tell you something. He's been smart today. He's telling me that. I mean, I'll tell you something about that. Tell me what I wanted to do. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something about that. Let me tell you something about that. Tell me what I want.

Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something about basketball plays and baseball plays. To be good, basketball play or baseball play. First of all, you've got to be a good liar. A good little life. Takes a lot of time. You've got to take steroids. You must take steroids life

for him that's good okay you will be not you need to be selfish for me it's by for me you get an ass kick it for me I ain't your father or children. You can't smart out. No, for me you're gonna ask for me. You're gonna ask for me. You're gonna ask for me. You're gonna ask for me.

You're gonna ask for me. You're gonna ask for me. You understand? It's such a good one. I got too many friends right now. I don't need you for a friend. She is. She is.

I don't need a friend right now. I got a million people who think it come here to see me. Now they will cry just for me to be a city. So you ain't no need for a favor coming to the city. You're talking to me. You've said that for your father. You said that. For me, I put my foot down the stairs.

You hear me? Don't you look at me? I'm a serious incantation boy. The truth in the eyes of you you guys just broke out damn right? As people have been having a big goddamn good nail, one good thing is you gave just me. You can look as serious you want to look now, get that pointy out and get that out of here. Oh! Jesus!

He's on pride. He's in a suit too to a little suit Like it's all put my gonna see grandpa God it's like Now it feels bad. See? Now he's back to the nut. He's got that flashing.

Yeah, what is going? Yeah, it's me. Okay, what is going? What a nice guy he was, huh? Oh, wow. Imagine a grandpa tie that. Jesus Christ, man. That's it.

You never seen that? No. He went on becoming MMA fighter. He did? Yeah. He's pretty good, too. That kid? Yeah, he was fought in Belttore.

Oh, shit. Good for him. Yeah, he's a good looking kid, too. Oh he was fought in Belttore. Oh shit. Good for him. Good looking kid too Oh, there's like a Jersey Shore I just thought look at him. How old is he? Who knows 20 something for him? He's a John Gotti too. Yeah He heard he heard his he's like all right grandpa. I'll show you That's tough. That's tough to have a your grandpa remember his but his dad took over the family I went to prison for it for a long time. That's tough. That's tough to have your grandma. Remember, but his dad took over the family. He went to prison for it for a long time. That's right.

Thanks, Sammy. The pool was a... Have you ever seen... Oh, shit, look at this kid. Look at that. That's awesome. Have you ever seen... Is this you, he's in the U.S.

You know? No, I think this probably fight past stuff. Oh, have you ever seen when John Gotti Jr. Comes to tell his dad that he doesn't want to be in the... No, no. Dude, let me see that. No. That's too long. That's going to take 20 minutes. I'll do a recap. I'll do the clip and I was free. So he comes in and you sit down his dad's like,

you don't fucking snitch. That's why I'm in here. You don't fucking snitch. He's like, no, I get it. Dad. And you can tell he wants to tell me he's really nervous. And but they show him now. You know, he's like 50 something years old now. He's like a normal dude. like nice guy dude. He didn't want to be in the business, because we're just all gonna end up here, man. I have kids, I don't want to do this.

I've already got pants for eight years, man. So the prosecutors kept trying to make an example out of him, keep running through trials, right? He's like, I'm sick of this, man, I miss my kids. Like this is in the life for me, because I don't want to do it, dude. His dad fucking tears him and asshole. And he's gonna die.

He has like cancer. He's like a month to live. Yeah. Tears into him. Really? He's like, you piece of shit. What? He's like, you fucking rat.

He's like, you do not rat. You don't make a deal. They're gonna come, no matter if you make a deal or not, they're gonna fucking come after you. And he's like, either way, I end up in here, man. I don't want this life. No. And just the cahoney that took for him,

got a dream. To tell his dad, like, I don't want this life, man. And just the honies that took for him got a chance to tell his dad, like, I don't want this life, man. He's like, I have kids, this isn't a lie. No, no, you grow up and you go, what, where is it? Well, you know how it's gonna act. We know how it's gonna end up. I have the dad or not. You also not flying under the radar,

like the FBI and the prosecution's all over. It's like, we have friends who deal drugs and we have a friend who wanna get back out here, dude. Do you think you're smarter than the, you know, there's guys that graduate Harvard that go on to go to the FBI. You don't have a college education. You think you're going to outsmart those fucking guys. Well, you're dealing with the US government and a lot of people who work together as a team. And you can say what you want about the government, obviously they make a lot of mistakes, but when it comes to that stuff, the FBI. The smartest of the smart. Yeah, they're diggin' it. Yeah

They're gonna get you you need to go down that rap hole of FBI like Edgar Hoover and stuff like it gay man Oh, we had to do it. Oh dressed up dressed up in dresses. Yeah, yeah, yeah, gay man. You know that? Star the FBI to be that's what they were building. No, how did you? No, by the way, I saw, I was like, guys guy. Guys guy. When I was in, I saw the strangest thing in this weekend, I'm at the, I'm staying at the waterfront, Marriott, and a guy, a thick Asian dude, had to have had some, some Owen in him.

I mean, really wide, and he had, I just saw shoulders, but his hair looked super moose. His hair was like too much, slick. A little bit, I was like, and it was kind of falling to one side. I was like, I mean, that's, that's, that's, that's, yeah, it's, it's, uh, but he goes, uh, he, we kind of, he was there and I, we kind of, I had to move out of the way from the door and he went like this. I went like that. This is Baltimore. Yeah. And he goes, and he goes, sorry bro, sorry bro. And I go, oh, no, never, and I look down. He's got a gene skirt on and these high heels.

It was so interesting. So he was a dude, clearly a very thick guy. Just like we decided to throw on a tight gene skirt and some very uncomfortable. And it was a shit to him. Big, big motherfucker. No, you can say shit. Very big dude, very big. It was so interesting, you can say shit. Very big dude.

Very big. It was so interesting and he didn't look goodness. It was like that. No, no, much time. I bet that's pretty free. Tighter than that and way more. Just like you're not staying out there. Like that sort of.

And super. Dude, I'm one bad guy. What did you say? I don't Scottish men were. Kelt's. Kelt's. Yeah, this is different. Like that guy is high heels on.

That's a Photoshop. Oh, it's Photoshop. Ooh, that guy's short dress. Ask you to at the back That guy's definitely looking to do I'm one bad break away from wearing a fucking skirt like that That could that's gonna be me when I'm 60 Legs on him. Yeah, do you want to welder has there's a picture of him the shirt off and it looks like he's wearing a kind of a longer skirt He could pull it off. He could work. He could one hundred percent pull off a Sarong we call that a Sarong Uh-huh in Indonesia. It's tough. You wrap it like a towel, but it's like a Sarong. Yeah, that's cool

Yeah, but it goes all over if you wear it right. That's cool Tell him about like that. Yeah, so he can pull that shit off. Weas jeans on Yeah, yeah, but that's just a long shirt Is it but this is me Dave's and more than you go to P Dave's and out of fashion show where he worked eight so does machine gun Kelly was in show. Yeah, those guys becoming like a thing. I think with fashion is like dude, we can only make we can only make so many fucking pants. What should we do?

Right there. There you go. That works though with him. Like he's just yeah, tall, like he weird guy like it works. And I don't assume he's gay like, yeah, tall, weird guy, like it works. And I don't assume he's gay, like when, if he wears a dress, I like he daves them. That machine gun Kelly's worn it.

Yeah, I feel like he can do anything, like that guy. I guess fucking tall. I saw him the other day off in sure and he's so tall. He's like six five, right? Yeah, he's tall and skinny man. Real skinny. He just has that, he's an ectomorph where I've five, right? Yeah, he's tall and skinny man. Real skinny. He just has that, he's an ectomorph where I've treated him to eat one of the fuck he wants.

Yeah. Yeah, he is. He's a tall. He's a good looking dude. Hey, Marilyn Manson been wearing skirts. Facts. The thing is about machine gun Kelly, ever since he talked shit to Slipknot,

he's getting booted like every concert really. That's what I mean. That's what I'm talking about. He almost got a fight at the last one. For's getting booted at like every concert. Really? That's what I mean. You almost got to fight the last one. For real? Because it's not his concert. He's doing like these festivals where they're slip not fans.

Oh really? So it'd be like me talking shit to, let's say Kevin Hart, right? I never lied. But it's like me talking shit to Kevin Hart and then doing like the moon tyrophes when he's there, So he's on there. And then he's like the big thing. He's the big. Yeah, it's like slipknot. Wow. And the slipknot. Have you seen what went down slipknot? Why they're they're mad at him. So yeah, yeah, it was the you know trash barkers the connection.

Yeah. So trash barkers the middle middleman and then he produced Machine gun tell he's that record and he wanted the leads Corey Corey Taylor Corey Taylor did do a verse on his thing right and so he was shot at Corey Taylor and Corey Taylor He sent a verse machine girl. He want to change all of it. He like one do all the stuff in Corey Taylor So it's not a big deal. He's a really good. He was like, oh, I'm good man I don't like feeling fucked with my stuff, I'm good. And just left at that. And then he said something. He said a little bit more.

He was like, he goes, but if you want me to help you find a singer that could, you know, that you, he's been cool. Yeah, he was being cool about Travis. Yeah, yeah, he has, because he posted the email. Yeah, then in an interview, he was like, he's saying something like, guys that fail in one lane and then come over to rock.

And that guy knows who I'm talking about. He's referring to Machine Gun Kelly. The Machine Gun Kelly got on stage. And it was like, yeah, he's about 50, we're in a fucking mask. Hey, they've been killing those masses. 99. And then it's just been on.

Yeah. What is, what Machine Gun Kelly is a rapper, but he was a rocker? No, he obviously. He started off rapping, then went to rock. It's actually, but's a rapper, but he was a rocker. No, obviously. He started off rapping then went to rock. It's actually, but he always played guitar though. Well, when he, like all his underground shit, like he always had that like rock on the tone,

but he mainly, like he had a way of incorporating the rock into the rap, so like he was trying to start this new thing. But he was like one of those fast rappers, right? Like a tech nine. Yeah, he has a a song called 100 100 words a minute where he it's literally like the M&M when rap god where he's just spitting really bad. I like machine gun. I like his music. I know it's for young kids I'm gonna fuck you. She's actually on tour with him right now. Who is Johnny? Oh, well. Yeah, he's at the red rocks with him tonight. That's cool. Oh shit

It's been wait. Wait. Why are you wearing a white socks hat? It's crooked. What's going on there? It's crooked. It was crooked. But you're from Boston. It's like the socks. Are they, I mean, the white socks?

Sometimes you gotta represent. I just like the hat. You're like, what's that? We're Boston you from. I'm from Rhode Island. Oh yeah. But you're from Boston. Yeah, by Rhode Island.

But you said it in my sports scene. Because Rhode Island is a- You said that's closer. You're a, the side you grew up on is- it literally takes me 45 minutes to get to like Logan, like Logan International, like downtown Boston for my house. And I'm on the other side of. I wore a just because I was wearing all blue. So I only had that to match it.

It was like dark blue was a huge master's hat. And I forgot it's the playoffs and the Astros and Dodgers fucking hate each other. I worked to brand the match like, well, because I wear my hat forwards for our gun stage, and I put it backwards on stage. I wore, no, no, no, no, no, no, what are you doing? A lot, he was just running the playoffs. I was, who's in the playoffs?

He was Dodger, okay, so he was, he can wear a fucking Houston's hat, they're gonna kill you out there. He was, he put it backwards, he can't put it backwards, chill dude, it's not a big deal. Matches outfit. And then the next day I come and in the green, and he was like, here, he popped me a brand new.

I bought him a brand new. Like, where this dude? There was a lot of dodgers fans in the audience. They were rocking the gear like, that's when you get real fans down that area. Like, they come from the middle of the empire and stuff like that, they're like, are they in the name? They were like, it was a lot of a lot of dark stuff.

It's just a fashion thing, he's like, dude, don't wear that here. I did not wear that here. I'm trying to help you out. Yeah, that's just a style thing thing he's like do I don't you don't wear that? Yeah, I did not wear that. Yeah, yeah Just the style things yeah, I don't even fuck why you're wearing it. Don't wear it. He's masters on stage tonight That's like that's like that's like it's for don't don't wear the opposing colors and pins. There's certain places You can't yeah, they're just so diolous We're like bears in the playoffs. I swear to God Do you look out there and it's like everybody's in a steelish jersey? I'm like a guy I get that it's Saturday guys, can we calm down?

Although I hear in Europe, it's super intense when it comes to like soccer. Oh, it's a religion. Yeah, oh no. I heard it's like, Patty Pimmelton got kicked out because he was cheering for the other team. Oh, dude. They kicked him out of the stage because you're not, you know, Patty, the new player.

They don't want to start rioting. And it starts, yeah. So you know you can't cheer for the other team. In other words, you get kicked out. Oh, dude. And his team was like, people were getting killed. Winning like 10,000. And it starts. Yeah. So you know, you can't cheer for the other team. Otherwise you get kicked out. Oh, dude. And his team was like, People were getting killed. Winning like 10. And he was going nuts.

And they're like, you gotta get the thing. In Ireland, in Ireland and England, they police have a list of people that are not allowed to attend. Yeah. Just to attend the soccer games because it's a foul. It's a foul.

It's a foul. Gangs would show up and do crazy. Yeah, it's fantastic. Yeah, they go that hard. They are kinds of knife crime. You know, you should Helen J. We're going to England next year to see it. Yeah, we're going to, we're going to,

yeah, we're going to, Liam Galger. Yeah, we're going to see him at Nebworth. Great. Me and Jay. You guys going to high five and be like, I can't believe we're seeing Liam Galger. I'm just asking. I'm asking you guys going to high five.

Yeah, we're going to have a great time. There can be a better person to go with. I'm asking you guys gonna high five. Yeah, we're gonna have a great time. There can be a better person to go with. I don't know, Jay. But he goes, what all do you want to see? I was like, Jay, I have a whole, I got a whole, I would like to go back because I've been watching the crown. I'm going to go on a tour of the camphouse.

Here's a story, my buddy, tell me, here's a story, my buddy, tell me, because I'm watching Paul McCartney. I'm sitting there watching Paul McCartney Sing I want to hold your hand and I was just fucking crying. I'm just crying And you and I Am I crying are you playing tennis in these? Why are your shoes so

The bottom don't come like you know I don't know I live life close to the bone and I wear things hard. That's why he lives at that best lane. I've had these were bought for me on my 50th birthday. Yep. I'm mad at that. They were my buddy goes you didn't just down to sneakers. My buddy's I go I don't know what that means. He goes I'm sending you something I got these in the mail. Those are like could you really expense 600 bucks or something. Right? Yeah. They're crazy.

They look like a more in baseball. Somebody stretched out a baseball. Like they're low in ones are super comfortable. They're hand-masted. They're super comfortable. Yeah. Super comfortable. Some shit going good.

You can find some Jordans cheaper than that for sure. I had to him what he got, dude. How ready? Chain came to the braya show with little brows. Five in the fast lane. Here's a fun, fun time and a lovely show. Good shows, huh? Fun shows.

Fun shows. Yeah. I know he's shocked. I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I? Yeah, because I was out of it. We have Oh, thank you. God bless you. I had to cancel Christ. Christian came. Christian is learning the comedy game, right? Because there's, you know, guys invite their friends and so. Oh, God. Christian learned two valuable lessons. What kind of lessons? Yeah. Very valuable lessons. So he brought some super fan back to the room, which are huge. Oh, he brings kid back and the kid,

he has a young kid podcast. It has so much energy, so much, and it's just like, it was like Jesus Christ did. So then David says something, they were loose. David said, because his hair was all up, he said, you look like you stuck on a roller coaster. Well, because he goes, I look like a Mexican, Mexican Justin Bieber says, the fuck you do?

Because he asked for, he's like, I was like, the fuck you do. So David took a jab and then we just, it would, David just like, it's a, I was like, you look like a Mexican Johnny, bro. Oh, I see you guys later. Mistake number one, Christian. Number two, he's trying to help out. Oh, he had a two?

He's great. I wish he's on the road all the time. He has the number two. Number two, there's much feeling there. You know on the road all the time. He has the number two. Oh number two. There's much to be in the room You know how it works in the green room. They only provide Outlaw beverages to the to the people performing and then maybe like if your brothers there who deals with business But the rest of people they don't cover he got the room packed I mean everyone's there, you know my green room started. I like being around people. It's packed

Can I get anybody a drink? Offers it. I'll take that and like Christian. Let me talk to you real quick like being around people. It's bad. Can I get anybody a drink? Offers it. I'll take that and my Christian, let me talk to you real quick. This first round, that's fine. It's not me. He's like, what? If they're not with me, it's not included on the build. He's like, ah, fuck.

And what happened? That dude was orange drinks all night long. Oh boy. How about that? Now you know, dude. No, he is a great fucking guy, and he's very forgiving, because if you've done that, to Roken, oh God, you're fired.

Well, first of all, it wouldn't happen. Nobody's been in the room, man. Well, I always say that, it's like Justin made a mistake in Denver, this guy come and they go, hey, do you guys have this blah, blah, blah, photographer here? I go, not a photographer, Justin, oh no, I did, he's my opener.

He was a hired man on photographer, you did what? He was, yeah, this guy DM me, I hired my own photographer, he'll just let me talk to you real quick. When you're headlining, you can have any photography, I don't even like, where dress is on stage. You're the opener. So I don't want somebody that I don't know taking pictures, I don't trust them.

And Kyle was already there. Yeah, and I have a ability. Well, that's why I told him I go, and I go just so you understand, because you remember the game that long, just so you understand, I've had it happen where when I first started out, guys would have to take pictures.

And I post a picture and I'm like, you owe me $5,000, you use my art. Like what? Yeah, that's how I'm like, I'm telling you, the reason why I'm so strict with this stuff, because I've learned the hard way, dude. Yeah, I've had openers that think it's cool to bring back a bunch of

professional girls, girls that are like covering glitter and obviously don't have a job. And you go, that cannot be in the, you gotta get the bottom out of here. No, we, I mean, we're in a tight like in the Airbnb, I'm gonna fuck who you, I mean, Kyle, if you met a nice girl, you get bring up a lot of them that there's no girls allowed at the Airbnb. There's no, I don't need your family there. Nowadays, nowadays, it's just too much.

But it's also what are you doing, do you know what I'm saying? Hey, Christian learned though. Yeah, everybody learned. You got a part. He's super helpful. We all learned that way. There's no way. Is there any other way?

Is there any other way to learn besides the hard way? I guess you really listened, but for the most part, you got to try it. You got to touch the plate, see if it's hot. Yep. But I always tell my, see if it's hot. Yep, sometimes that's... But I always tell my, I didn't tell a Christian unless you just did, he'd be fired if he worked for Rogan. But I'll say something to him,

like if you were any other headliner, you would be out of a job. He's like, really I'm like, dude. Ross, you're not, you're very nice. Are your pants connected to your shoes? No, no, no. You. Me? No, no.

Oh, okay, okay, okay. Oh, I thought they were connected. No, no, no, you. Me? No, no. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Oh, I thought they were connected. No, no. All right, that's, Shane came with his young cousin, some dime piece girl and his girl. Both good looking cousins, like very good looking. Oh, this other, they're related.

Kyle and, that should solve it. Yeah, the girl is a diamond. Yeah, super nice. She was shy, she was all. She's very shy, yeah. And my girl finally came. And my mom came.

And then I said where I go, super hard. It was amazing. You haven't seen my new city. I go super hard on her. So I go, because all of Tiger's friends, parents came too. So I sent a group of tags before I went on stage. I need you guys to know one thing. I go hard on the paint on Joanna and the her mom. It's just jokes

Now this is serious. Please don't judge me But Joanna loved it. She did her mom was cool. Of course. Yeah, they had a great time. Yeah, it's so much fun to fuck around Yeah, I think it's not I was a serious I wrote stuff on my kids that He's killing and it's kind of mean, but it's also kind of true. What do you do? Yeah. It's kind of fun. All right, Jim, what do you got? All right, here we go. So Vanessa Bryant is currently in a lawsuit with...

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Like it's fucking insane. Fuck, you have some respect to the A-holes. All right. And next, six, nine Spotify playlist got hacked and the photo that was originally on his Spotify playlist was changed to a picture of someone's dick. We have no idea whose dick it is. It's a big dick.

Yeah, it was a black dick. If it's that big, that's huge. It's not a big huge. Or someone who is racially ambiguous. It was not to Coshies. No. And that ended up getting taken down. And later it was changed into a photo of him. And a morphine. It's a wrap. And the only song that was on his playlist was a trippy red song. So trippy red fans hacked this Spotify. We don't know if it's a Trippie Red fan or it's just somebody who hates 69 because him and Trippie Red aren't cool. We can't see that big dick. No, they took it down.

They took it down. Yeah, I couldn't find it. That was the first time I keeps hacking, 6 times. Yeah. We have to. But it's not like that. That's really fun. This is great. That's really funny. This is great.

That's really funny. What else you got, Jen? So Daniel Craig made some headlines because he said in an interview recently that he likes going to gay bars and he's been going to gay bars for a good portion of his life because he says that he doesn't get in as many bar fights. And he goes to a gay bar. I think gay men are the problem. The Britain, I guess the T-Series are getting fights if you're just an actor and people pick fights because they get drunk. Oh, okay.

I don't think I'm gonna get in the bar. That's a Britain thing. I mean, that's anyway. Finney's flabbergos, the any bar. Maybe someone's gonna fuck, is it that big of a problem? Never seen it. No, I don't, I mean, you like to hang out at gay bars. I mean, it's all good.

Tank Abbott said that once. He said he used to go to gay bars just so he didn't get it. Really? Yeah. Just so he didn't get fights. That was also in the early 90s. I think James Bond's fine. I think he's fine.

Also, do you need to drink that bad? You gotta hang out at a bar. Can you not do that home? I, by the way, if there's a bar, he'd just say how often he's going. Yeah, he'd, by the way, if there's a bar, he'd just say how often he's going. Yeah, he'd, by the way, he's holding a dime. Hey, dude, let's go to another. No, he's 53.

He is? Yeah, you're older than he is. Just go back to his face. But he's gonna let him have it. But it was fun. I feel like I look a little, yeah, you look better. Yeah, you look better.

Yeah, really younger than that. Then James Bond? Well, he looks, you know, he looks, he looks about 60 there. Doesn't he look? I think just cause he looks he looks older doesn't necessarily he means that he looks worse Yeah, I'm usually worse. I'm just saying he looks much he looks Is he yeah, and he looks smaller to right? He was like built we built a little bit. Yeah, I think he's a small Built really I thought he was a bigger. No, but we were older now before he was bigger

But now at we as the ages it ages, he's got a lot smaller. Um, so it's a hair. Yeah, I just don't think, I've never gone, you know, at the bar, there's a bar here. Let's go to this gate, man. I don't think so. Busted being in a gay bar. You know what I'm saying?

Well, I'm Basie, for those of you who don't know, is a super-wok-donna gay guy and former owner of the Palm Restaurant. He's two obscure celebrities with micro-grunas, Tiktokers. He's husband also found C.A. so he's got a shit ton of money. Regardless, if I run into Dan or Craig at a gay bar I'm gonna have to fight him. Specifically to make him uncomfortable. It's not fair. He had on a swivel bond. That's hilarious. That's funny. He also said, by comparison, Craig

says, gay bars were chill in a safe place to be, were so in sexually, sexuality didn't matter. He also revealed having an alternative motive. I could meet girls there because there were a lot of girls there for exactly the same reason I was. He branded me to pick it up straight after this shit storm and a T cup. He's awesome. Uh, I like him.

I like ya. If I see you in a gay bar, I'm gay. You're gay, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm in a gay bar I'm gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm gonna get you by this one reason if I see you and you're doing poppers. I'm like all right Look at how tall you Yeah, if you see me gay bars to meet gay man. What's a popper? Like a look at a popper Little rump so a popper is like a Amel nitrateader or something, and it opens your butthole. It kind of relaxes your romp.

So if you're gonna get crazy. I think you're wrong. So many is probably 5'8". Yeah. Probably, right? It's 53. Just great actor. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Wait, I would do. There is a new TikTok challenge where people are playing Kesha's song Die Young, and there's a part where there's a loud thud that happens, and people are now kicking indoors to the beat of that song, and it's going viral amongst college students. What? They're like going up and down dorms or their apartment buildings doing this.

I mean just the wrong house, you send texts or something, or I mean my fucking shot. You can get shot. You can kick down my dorma shoot you man. They do it loud. But you're Yeah, that's not good. And then the very last watch of the knock on the door they try to break it down.

Yeah, that's not. No, they knock on it. They bang it. It's good. It's just good fun. See this person knew. Looks like dorm rooms also. That was a lazy.

It's just dorms. Yeah, dorms. That's just dorms, shenanigans. Yeah, that's local. It's not at people's houses. They're in your shot. It's like a part college apartment. Yeah, dorms.

It's the lamest thing I've ever had. Kids are fucking weird. Kids are doing too much on TikTok. You're trying to do it. They're slapping teachers. Everything's a fucking down door. Yeah, to do it. You're slapping teachers. Everything's fucking down the horse. Yeah, I saw where you're hitting the teacher. I saw some like black robete up this teacher.

It's like, what the fuck are you doing? We're doing it with you. Colin Powell died today. Oh yeah, he did. From the self-dressed state. From the self-dressed state. He was 84 years old. He also had multiple myeloma, which is a blood cancer.

He's tried for a long time, so not so many. You know, the right's gonna run with it because he was also vaccinated. Yeah, but he's 84 and he had cancer. Multiple my Loma is no joke. It fucks with your immune system. He was the beast, man. Oh yeah.

Yep. He had also Parkinson's? Parkinson's? Oh shit. Yeah, it's a lot of skin. He had a look at it before. Your body starts to bridge out. He's a shit. Yeah, it's a lot bigger looking for your body starts to break up list. Yeah Yeah, it's not an actress. Sorry not play any good. Yeah, she was really good Okay

Smash mouth the lead singer he is actually retired now because he, someone recorded him, put him on TikTok where he was just, you know, slurring and saying really bad stuff into the crowd. He's not in great shape, but, yeah, so, I'll play it first. What is that, you're lying. I like how they say it's healthy,

she's just, yeah, I think that this art great, but I did just smash bouts in live at a local beer restaurant. He just doesn't remember the words. When I say this is the most chaotic show I've ever seen in my entire life, I have no words. At no point with the sound balance. Do you know what he looks like now?

Yeah. Unintelligible speech. Oh, he's hammered. Yeah, there's more to it though. That's all he has. Oh, God. Here's. The guitar player has to sing it. I can't believe that's what he looks like now. So I guess his team is saying that he's suffering from mental stuff and physical stuff ailments.

He's been really bad for a while. So he shouldn't even be, yeah. So that's who, but his episode happened at that time when they recorded it and they put on TikTok, went viral. So I think he had another freak out like not too long ago too. Yeah, I mean, they're saying it's he's meant, he's like a mental thing and also a physical thing. I didn't know he's still doing it.

Yeah, it's not a good thing. There was 14 people. Yeah. So hey now, you're an awesome guy. was still doing it. Yeah, that's not a good thing. There was 14 people. Yeah. So hey now, you're an all-time... He could do it with... Is that who sings that? Yeah. And he did the thing with Shrek.

Yeah, so... He was like, you know, usually there's a one hit wonder. He was like two or three hit and that was kind of hit, right? So I'm like, that's why Nick go back, just keep powering through. They have a... Walking on the sun or something like that. I forget some... Walking on the sun or something like that I forgot to walk it Be walking on a sun. I think that's marshmallow. I think you're right. Well, now it's this yeah All right, good app

We were talking about this interesting. Yeah, we're talking about this the Superman Sun came out as bisexual in the new comic I don't know if you're mad at son. Comics have really gone along with it. Yeah. And so why did we need their sexual orientation? I was gonna ask. I think that's happening a lot too. I think you're just saying it in the world. Right.

In comics. Right. I'm recon. Robin came out as bisexual. Oh yeah. Robin came in. We knew that. Yeah.

I want to see how this fares. Like I think boys's gonna be like, all right, well I'm not, okay. Three percent of the kids out there that are gay, whatever it is, are gonna be like, okay. Well, who are you dealing to? I guess they might feel better that they see this. The kid he has like a hero to look up to.

Yeah, so my buddy had like black Panther with African American kids. Like now they have a hero to look up to so this kind of like Yeah, my buddy my buddy son is going to rodon rodon school design Really hard architecture school like art school like the best and they have It's a parents weekend and they have three events only for African Americans. Here's the problem It's all white nations are three African Americans the problem. It's all white nations are three African Americans. Oh, fuck three of my.

So it's three. And it's like, they're all like, oh, isn't. Okay, they're all so proud. They're all made them. Yeah, you're trying to alienate them. It's so funny, man. This stuff, you know, yeah. So I have one thing to say about that. I remember when crazy rich Asians came out.

Yeah, you were stoked. No, no, I didn't watch it yet. Still. He's a heater. I'm not a heater. Here's my stand on Chinese. Asians came out you were stoked no, no, I didn't watch it still Here's my Chinese Chinese not grand there's a big difference Or in the nation. How are you gonna tell them? I said it was I didn't watch it. You'll say Asian like why would a Korean have anything common with that Chinese movie right?

It's like I mean I understand Asian, but mean, so have you guys watched it or not? No, I have not. I have not. No. Okay, so was it good? Was it really good or okay? It's just a romantic film. It's a romantic film.

Oh, romantic, how many? Just romantic film. Which is the first, not it. It was the first. No, did you see Mark Noir? He's seen Mark Noir in the tweet about, Oh, Mark's quick. He was on enough diversity in this movie.

That is funny. It's so good. So good. There was one. Oh yeah, one of the things. I was going to say something about Squid Game Arrow, but no, no, no, my. But so when Crazy Rich Angels came out, I had a bunch of different Asian people hit me up saying like, we have to make sure we pack the theaters. I was like, did you guys watch the movie yet? No, but we have have to cuz it's gonna you know? Yeah, it'll put us in the spotlight

Yeah, so for me, I'm like it did. I'll do it once people say it's awesome, you know Yeah Made a fourth flat rather a movie be good just cuz it's good Yeah, I want to watch it. I don't care black, white, Mexican, Asian. If it's good, I don't give a quarter. However, so I know people that work in production and entertainment. So one girl that I know that we know, she always sends her screenplays to different companies.

After Crazy Rich Asians was that big, she said she never had more people call her back. Oh wow. For that. So there's something there. There's something there. For sure. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, once it's a hit, people are like,

oh, what else do the Korean, like, Squid games are looking for like Squid games right now. Oh yeah. Yeah, it's 100%. Yeah, they're just fucking combing the Korean seas for a- Have you started it yet? No. You're fuc-

It's only nine episodes. Yeah, I'm not. You can finish it. You just have to stop talking about it. As soon as you stop talking about it, you're not gonna watch it. It's a lot of resistance, don't. So if you guys just had to stop talking about as soon as you Just watch it's a lot of resist don't see if you guys Everyone to shut up about is no Brendan will watch it. All right no more Don't David off did for the long time with the iPhone. He's like, man I'm like you're you're got a flip phone you fucking and then finally he gets an iPhone

Oh my god, you know this thing is I'm like I don't talk to me about it I've heard mix iPhone four years ago, you know, this thing is a Don't talk to me about I've heard mix results on it. I'm what I'm screwed I They're fucking anything negative Not negative and you come in if you come in two years later and you do this you go It's great games. It's good. You're gonna go like this. I'm gonna do that. I jack off game of thrones I won't go ahead and watch that it's it's really good so you can just not talk about it in yeah true you just just watch it bro it's up competition do you mind yeah then now you guys are forced me I don't want to do it I'm on season three of the crown I started that I've

one more I have two more seasons three and four left after that Then I'll jump to Squid Game sweet, but you see them three came out so Squid games kids put on the back No, the crown. Oh, you like the costumes in the English accents That's why I don't give two fucks about the crown Oh, yeah, you know the crown's real Squid games is fake. I don't give a fuck about the crowd. I know I don't So I'm a drone. Yeah, I'm a drone is fake. Yeah, well, it's better. It's based off. Obviously. There's no dragons But the family family

The family's based off that real shit. Yeah, it is and Squid games could be happening somewhere in North Korea right now Yeah, yeah I'm gonna guys are driving me back back back back back just watch the fucking show dude. Uh-huh give it a whirl something somewhere in North Korea right now. Yeah, no. Yeah, it could. Yeah. I told you guys to drive me back, back, back, back. Just watch the fucking show, dude. Uh-uh. Give it a whirl. Yeah.

Yellowstone starts up into unpack. You're free- And there's subtitles. And yeah. Ah, fuck off. And she doesn't seem too into it. Oh, no, no. He's my meat.

I'm telling you right now. I finished it. I finally finished the decision. I cannot tell you how incredible it's this. And also, it's not like North Korea, there's parts of it like that, but it's more like Illuminati type of stuff. There's really, really powerful rich people on. This can happen.

Something like this. Well, it's really human where you go, you do believe it. And then you'll see yourself in some of the characters. So as much as you want to judge people, you're like, oh my God. It's so free. You were in that position.

The most of those jeez heart things out there. It's a bunch of jeez. You know the problem when Brian talks about it, it makes me not want to watch it. Because if you take one more time, one, I'm telling you, the girl will never watch it. I hear the way it's shot through.

You're not a director. And the shot out, Brian is better on. You're the most annoying. Brian up. Brian is better on. You're the most annoying guy. Brian has been around producing and big news. But he's never anything for long. There's nothing.

One more time, someone was like, I know, I'm not gonna say that. Well, the way it shot Max is amazing. But I will say that. Like, just the psychology. Yes. You're gonna love that, right? It's the psychology.

The way you have your favorite thing. After episode one, where you go, fuck. When they did the partner thing, that fucked me up. No more. No no more No more To me show when I know I you I think you would like it as a father because there is a storyline about a father Yeah, his daughter that I think you would I know we're not gonna say anything that our doesn't die. I'll talk about that much enough. I don't watch any that you don't watch anything Where kids die so there's's that. Yeah. Alright. I got a bunch of shit I get to. But you

got to watch it before people ruin it for you. You don't want to. Is it a smile? Some like spoiler. It's okay. There are no squids. Spoilers on World Star. Yeah. I'll do only see it off the world. And what people, people always say squid games. It is the actual title squid game. Oh, yeah. Oh, there's not that's not that off the world started. And what, people always say Squid Games, it is the actual title Squid Game. Oh yeah. Oh, that's a big deal, but yeah, it's a Squid Game. Everybody gonna be rocking that costume this year though. Of course.

I have one coming in the mail. Oh shit. I got one for me, one for each of you, and then, butters is gonna be a Squid. That's hilarious. That's so funny. Okay, well, Hooters, I guess had a, not necessarily mandate,

but they're gonna change the shorts to a different design. Well, because the shorter shorts, the folks on tits, like booties, right? So I'll show you this. What is the thing? This is what it looks like now. It's the most deluxe class, we love these hooters.

I'll tell you right now, hooters makes a nice wing. They're not a bad wing. They're not bad at all. Anything else on that menu though? Trash. Let me see this. Yeah, you don't want to see that.

Those are the new shorts. No ones. I Anyways, I'll show you the pictures here because I can't use the audio. That's tough. So this is a new shorts, which is basically like underwear, you know, basically like movie shorts. Hey, here's the thing. Don't work at hooters. That is true. You don't have to work here. There's what you can do. Go work at TGI Friday. Go be a bird at red rob it. Yeah. Oh, those are. But they're so high. They're so tight. You're probably gonna tip more than that. And she's going to tip my wife. Yeah. If she's giving me wings, I'll have to do it. Someone mentioned that. Well, wait just mention that she got more tips because of these shorts. That's why they're doing it. Yeah, but now they got backlash. so they're not necessarily mandating anymore.

You can wear the other shorts or these. It's strange, right? Because you're not going to go there with your kids. You know, it's like, you feel like you do feel kind of dirty when you're in there. It's like a strip club with wings. Yeah, I feel both of that other one, tilted to. That one's like, dude, she's like, looks very uncomfortable for the girls sometimes.

You're like, push up. Don't work her, then. You know, it's like a looks very uncomfortable for the girl sometimes. You're like, push up. Don't work here then, you know? Let's take a stripper to win and then you get the tits out. You signed up for it then. Well, it has called hard earned cash. It's called hooters. Yeah, fortune, because they're tits and wings.

And he's the Twin Peaks is what it's called now with the higher hot chicks. There's one in Colorado, there's one in town. Oh yeah, Twin Peaks is like that. Twin Peaks are big tits. Give me her a tilt to Peaks is like that. Twin Peaks are big tits. Give me her a tilt to kill. You never heard of Twin Peaks with big tits, big bear. No.

Big tits, big bear, that's our thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's Twin Peaks. That's Twin Peaks. Wow. Now you can't go to Twin Peaks and then expect to get hired and get fucking bee stings for tits.

You feel me? You feel me, baby? No. I don't know how to do your crisis. Come on, dude. Here. Just need a tilt to kill still. What's like if I look at me so what's what's like if I applied for a job at trunks And I had a little dick like dude your bitch is not big enough and I assume right at trunk

Yeah, they still just just trunks and you just gotta have a baby. Yeah, just a dog You have a pain you You have that trunk. And index finger. You have that vein. You have that trunk, dude. And just your dick is going, yeah, I want to start a coffee shop called trunks. It's trunks. It's all guys. It's dark, most dark men.

Trunks. Trunks. Yeah. It's my face. Now I'm not hiring if you got a little dick, dude. That's the deal. Trunks. Nobody. How fast will you shut down? I don't think anybody could go there. I just dick, dude. That's the deal. Trunks.

Nobody. How fast will it shut down? I don't think I'm gonna go there. I just see a dude's with their balls. And Wes Hollywood, I bet be fucking sman. It'd be other men. Dude, ice cream and coffee. Yeah, it'd definitely be other men.

Ice cream and coffee. Ice cream and coffee. Yes. Ice cream and coffee. Can we get your truck to my big dick friend? Is that the team, Mom? No, I don't know. Oh, Farah.

Is that a lot of stuff? We've got things. All right. But the Vietnamese have it down, the coffee shops. I try out the, I try getting business with them. They have the craziest ones. Who is it, Toes? No, what's the name?

Java, something? Java Hut? Do you know Java feet? I don't know. It's personal Toes. I try getting cat to go in a coffee shop with me in the OC. All Asians, all coffee, feet, all the tits, wet mouth. Yep.

And we have a boom boom room in the back. Look at that. Jesus. Yeah, they do it right. Wow. There's our boy. Oh, shit. Uncle.

And that's a, that's a super popular one too. Cafe Lou. Oh, too, Cafe Lou. Oh yeah, Cafe Lou is popping. We have one back home called Bikini Beans. We're all in there. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. Nevermind. Yeah. But they're the part of the most, you know what you get? What you get? What you get? What you get? What you get?

What you get? What you get? What you get? What you get? Venomies food. Oh lord have mercy. It's strong super strong. It's strong asses flat asses. Dude you love strong coffee They make the strongest strong coffee and flat asses That's what we be known for big tits flat asses There's actually a lot of white girls and Mexican girls work at Asian coffee shops now. Oh really? Yeah, bring that one up there just so they even it out. Yeah, it's good right there. I want to make sure everything's okay Yeah, dude you get a nice fun a nice fucking Americano from her. I mean, you know, that's all I asked you to tip in well Jesus I'm like what kind of what is this place called see that booty

These are the Vietnamese coffee shops. Yeah, this is what we do this is an orange County This is what I cat owns dude. There is one in orange County in every like one mile radius. Did you say? Yeah, Westminster. I've never been to one. Your family on to one thing? No, I'm just kidding. This says cat cafe. Yeah, I've had on to owned two, three coffee shops. You don't see it, I mean, I see it.

Let me ask you this. This is what I was gonna do if I didn't go off to college, actually. Yeah, imagine this before. Yeah. That's fantastic. Because this is like what my family does. It's seen as normal.

Sure, and I'd love to talk to your family about it. The thing is, so if I go, then there's a young lady with a blowout ass and I have hard cold cash, got a coffee, I'm all filled with energy now. Okay. What do we do? To you and the discretion of the girls, our girls will do extra stuff on the side.

Interesting. A lot of these girls, they're boyfriend like this. Is there a room at the cafe shop? No, usually you guys just hang out afterwards somewhere else. Oh, it's a holler app. People do give numbers out. There's not a good app in the room. They exchange numbers sometimes. This is where they else. Oh, it's a holler. People do give numbers out There's not a good at the room. No, but they you they exchange numbers sometimes. That's where they're fucking up

They need a boom boom. Well, you can't do that. Let's not go the job room the job I'm sure cuz you got because what happens? I like my coffee in the dark caffeine is running through your body. No, dude. I like my espresso in the dark It's all you're doing you just want some espresso in the darkness Man can't just relax dude. I can't get a dark roast of a dick, so I can't have a steak. That's all. Look.

What a world we live in. I mean, what America are we living in? The caffeine. Oh, okay. Wow, that's hard. Mark, you have to bleep that. I know. You went too much.

I knew I did. Yep, you finally wound up making it. I just wanted to. Wow. This is very, very funny. Anyways, there's a lot of beautiful girls in. That's fantastic. She's adorable. I know. Yep, you finally won up me. I just wanted to. Wow. This is all everybody. Anyways, there's a lot of beautiful girls in. That's fantastic. She's adorable.

Yeah, she's cute. Police officers in Orange County love Vietnamese coffee shops. Of course they love them. I would love to go. Yeah. Do you get a nice French press that takes little time? I can talk. Right.

You don't take a little French press? I can take my time. That's all. One needs to steep. That's all? What's steep in? Uh-huh. I get cash. Yeah, you do.

I want coffee right now actually. Dicksuck in a Steve thing. What? Dicksuck in a Steve. You know what, fun. Dicksuck in a Steve. All right, Chen, what are you doing? All right.

Um, so Tom Cruise has been. Brian's disgusting, by the way. Cario. Is he? In the news lately, because his face has changed. Just remember, like, you know, cat brought, Zach, that phone before? Yeah.

His face changed. Crazy. Apparently Tom Cruise's face has changed. I didn't know you know, cat brought, that phone before, this face changed. Apparently Tom Cruise's face has changed. Is that got from him? That's him at a game. Oh, that's that's that fillers. That's a, so yeah, there's even like a professional, plastic surgeon that said that it's probably fillers

and some other stuff in there. You know, you can do, and I'm looking at giving it myself. You know, you can get fat taking out of your face. Oh yeah, the, uh, bucle fat, it'll give you the like, look right here. You know, you can't get, you know, you can get fat taking out of your face. Oh yeah, the, uh, bucle fat. It'll give you the like, uh, look right here. You can't get out of the cheeks. You might be holding water, Baba. I don't know if that's it. Yeah, I know they can suck all that out.

Now, you're gonna judge me. I just don't want you to do that right now. Just take it easy first. Take it a little bit. Yeah, take it easy. Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's get any face fat, buddy. Yeah, let's weigh a little bit.

Let's keep our face puffy. And your face is a little puffy. Yeah, it always is. I could let's let's get any face fat body. Yeah, let's wait a little bit Let's keep our face puffy and your face is a little puffy. I always is like it I just I'm stuck a lot of stuff running through your veins so maybe that can be part of it I know it's all it's all I worry that this guy I'll be last night that looks that sometimes can be medication or something Yeah, reaction to something He doesn't look great. Oh my god. God. Oh, shit. You get older. Hey, am I cheek that big? No, they're not.

No. He's an older man. Yeah, but why is your face? How does he know? 50 something? He looks insane, man. Oh, 60. Keep going down here.

Yeah. We'll start there. Or there. Time of all times. That's interview with the van. Yeah, the fire. From Peter. Okay, race is on.

No teeth, whatever. Yeah, get his teeth together. That's him when he's jumping like couch at Oprah. That's him with the Bebes cut 2010. So it's kind of looks similar to that though, I think. It's teeth are a little strange. Dude, I have a friend who worked with him, met with him on a project.

He's so paranoid about where people are gonna find where he lives. She drove with her team and his team to meet with him at this house in Beverly Hills. She gets there and she's like, it's weird. It's like super empty. It's like, it doesn't feel like somebody lives here, but he has pictures on the wall.

And she goes, hey, is okay if I get something to drink? He's like, yeah, she's like, where's the drinks? He's like, he didn't know, like you tell, it was a stage town. But he owns it. But he doesn't want people, he's so people he's so paranoid. It's down the street His real house down the street. He takes meanings at this fake house. That's what a ball That's a lot to call you agent. I hate man. I need a fake house. Well, he doesn't live in now anymore

Now he moved to Florida He's also on zero reason from Kentucky I think that's a little bit here, but he's always he's always he's always such a beast. Always work. Always work. Always work. Syracuse. You said Kentucky way off and you say they were one is I think he got thinking something with him. Kentucky. He's never met his dad or his dad took off when he was young. And so I think he, I'm sure they're Wikipedia. I think he's talking.

I think he's from Jersey, man. I think he grew up in Jersey. For, well, by the way, he's been working since he was here. Oh, he attended high school in Louisville. More, there you go. Damn. He kind of claimed on my guess. Yeah.

Wow. Five things. What's the five things? The intense kid. It's the most interesting. I worked with them or did a reading with them and then they had some, I've had some long conversations with them. Nice as fucking dude in the world.

Oh, he's such a such a good guy man. I love that. He's such a beast doing his own stuff. Yeah. She blown his ass all out of the dough. I spent, I did a reading with Todd Phillips and for this, this movie called The Man and I had all my scenes with him. It was pretty cool. It was ass all out all the time. I spent, oh, I did reading with Todd Phillips and for this movie called The Man, and I had all my scenes with him. It's pretty cool. It's my six-hours in the room.

I spent two hours with him. What was fascinating is that the fucking guy wanted to hear from every one of us. He wanted to hear from every one of us about what we thought of the script, what could change about it. I've never seen anybody more intense in my life. Well, that's why he's so successful.

Oh, he's been doing. Who was this? Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. And then I saw him at a party and he's talked to him. He was so,. He's been doing it. Who was this? Tom Cruise, bro. Tom Cruise. And then I saw him at a party and he talked to him. He said a couple of names. He said a couple of names. He was so fucking nice.

And I remember saying to other people, I was like, what's he like? And I know people have worked with him for a long time. I know somebody did a movie with him six months every scene with him. He's the nicest man in the world. Everybody knows that.

I think the knock on him, just the Scientology shit, like put a weird light on him. I also think he's probably a weird guy. I think also he somehow, yeah, weird, weird fishball that he's in and he's the most, I mean, to talk about real movie stars, Tom Cruise Leonardo DiCaprio, Densel Washington, that's out of the three, like,

major movie stars. He's different in that he's had trouble having a family and having a relationship. And I don't know where that's what that is about You know could be other things could be this kids and they he was made to home. Yeah, I guess he doesn't really Teddy home. I guess he homes took those kids though. She kind of like Colt. I'm not Nicole. Kidman. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how much of a relationship he has with those children I think he's on fucking set It's a weird thing to be. Yeah.

Yeah. Like are there any pictures made to the kids? Yeah. That dodgers game that he's with his kid. Oh, okay. I hope so. I mean, you know, but I've heard nothing but good things about him. I don't know. Gotta respect them. Oh, yeah. I don't know about as the father, but they adopted kids, right? They adopted a kid. Yeah. That, it's the other thing is that, yeah, is that his biological child or is that his son? No, I think they adopted him. Yeah. He's cute.

Madonna adopted a, like, kid. He just had a birthday. But why wouldn't he have his own kids? He did. He did and they adopted. Okay. Oh, gruff. Yeah, he's a mystery. He kind of looks like him, even did and they adopted. Okay. Oh, grew up. Yeah, he's a mystery.

He kind of looks like him, even though he's adopted. Or did Tom have sex with a black girl. So he looks awfully like him, doesn't he? Yeah, he did. Yeah, I think that's how he comes to me. He'll be a version of yourself. That's cool. I don't know what else you got, Jim.

I wrote a quick on that. So my old boss, she was big in Scientology. I found out later after I got the job. And so she would take care of his kids every now and then. Oh wow. So and also she said, because you know, I didn't know that she was part of Scientology till later, I Googled later, but then she said everyone that meets Tom, he kind of remembers everyone's name, which is impressive, right? And it makes you feel really close to the map. And he's a super good person, good dad.

It's just, and I heard also Scientology is like a weird way to getting to acting in like the movies. Yeah, there's a connection there. Yeah, I don't know about it anymore. You used to be, it never really was actually. Well, I'm John Travolta, Tom Cruise, that's a Christian Ali. Christian Ali. I have a lot of experience with it a lot because my brain didn't.

You wouldn't do Scientology if they're like Kd Get roles you'll be the next batman if you convert. Well, I mean, I've done I was where cups that I like Remember I was in in going clear the acting class that's featured in that I was in that class for 13 years I also have done benefits at the Scientology Center I also did fat actions with Kristie Ali. She was a Scientologist. She's well benefit to the Scientology Center. I also did fat actions with Kristie Alley. She was a Scientologist. She was only shot in the Scientology Center. We stayed at their facilities.

Did they ever try converting you? And, and, and oh, by the way, everybody that worked on that set, everyone including the actors for all Scientologists, including John Tbilig. Did they ever try converting you? You know, they never did. The answer's no, and that, then that makes me feel bad. Yeah. Yeah. If I just wasn't talking about stuff, you weren't talented enough. I wasn't talented enough. They never did dancers know that then that makes me feel bad

You're talented not wasn't talented. They only go after like the top echelon people They they I think I'm sure that it was such a literature No, I'm in this hey guys about me. I'm here right now. We're good. Yeah, no, we're all full Dude, yeah, I saw a lot of I saw a lot of people come and go so a lot actors join up In the hopes that something was home girl from King of Queens I knew her Harden the pain on her. She's the brain one. Yeah, Rogan and Cheta and show She went I heard it sign tall like they disappointed like you got to watch the floors with like a toothbrush It's super well. They didn't scavenge. I mean he he was dude again it's like Brennan you're the next Batman.

I'm fucking taking that toothbrush toothbrush and it worked. Yeah. Yeah. Crime crime or river dude. If I'm an actor and a minute. If I'm in Mission Possible 19. Yeah. Yeah.

You're treated very well there. If you're if you're famous you had yeah. They control a lot of stuff though. They do think that they forced Tom and home girl that you mentioned. Could you home? Yeah to get married like that was all Scientology's like this what you're gonna do. They do think that they forced Tom and Homegirl that you mentioned. Cody Holmes? Yeah, to get married. Like that's all Scientology. He's like, this what you're gonna do.

I mean, you see, Katie Holmes, she had to escape. She literally... Yeah, she had to get out. Her dad, I guess, got money and stuff. Like a cult. Yeah, they took the kids. And her brothers of monster too. Is he?

Fucking Katie Holmes? Really? You know what? I'm thinking of somebody else. You know, Jake Jillinal, the sister of the house. She's in Maggie's. Yeah, Jake Gyllenhaal, who's the name of the house. Maggie Gyllenhaal, from Batman Returns. Bad casting, if you ask me. What else you get?

Oh, there's a new Batman trailer round. Have you seen that? Pat Nauzwa. I heard the most violent one. I like that one. It looks good. Pat Nauzwa, it's the most violent Batman in the house. What do you have a behind some? What do I like that Pat and Oswald is the most violent Batman what I say To his back man you've been going

I get the fuck Missing here with these Oh, you killed the penguin. Yeah, you would kill the pain. Oh, yeah, he's the nicest guy in the world He was also on king of queens. He was great. He was on king. Yeah, he was on king of queens He was great. Yeah, and I still, even though he's super liberal, I still like him. So fine. Such a nice guy. Great ride.

Such a beast comment. Fucking great ride. A beast comment. Boy, I like when he goes that tech cruise. It's hilarious on Twitter. They light each other up. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Is that a chin? Oh, one more. So this guy is a Tom, we were on Tom Cruise. So this guy's a Tom Cruise impressionist. Only trick Bieber, right? Bieber thought it was Tom Cruise. I think so. The thing Cruise impressionist. Only trick Bieber, right? Bieber thought it was Tom Cruise. I think so. The thing with deep fakes,

they're so freaking good right now. I guarantee you won't even know the difference. Do the Bieber one? I don't know if this is actually Bieber. No, that's Bieber. He thinks he's what. I'm playing it too. And I don't give a damn. Nobody listens.

Oh, he has to grabs. Is that him as bebrain? That's the thing I don't know. No, I think that's dressing bebrain. There you go. Yes, so it's dressing bebrain. Tom Cruise covering. This guy covering. you go. Yes, it's just to be recovering Tom Cruise covering this guy covering Okay, so go to so let's go to him Can you tell that this is a deep fake? Oh shit. It's so good now. Oh my god. Yeah, 60 minutes of the whole thing. Yeah, exactly

No, it's not Tom Cruise. It's a computer generator, but he sounds just like a... You can tell, little something's off. Yeah, yeah. I don't know when to move. Apparently. But it's so hard. It's so scary. Don't you think it's 5 years away from you? His mannerisms like...

Well, now we can't trust do that. I don't know why I do that. I don't know why I do that. His mannerisms, like, Well now we can't trust video. Doug, no, you can't. It's going to be alright. That's only up 2000 likes. This guy's telling us. Let me refresh and see how, if it's different. Oh no, it's the same.

That's the same. It is 2000 likes. Is it a real? I don't know. Go back, Jim. Let me see one more. Scroll down. He has one. Rogan talked about I guess I'll go check this out. It's not Talk impression time. This is a five-second impression of a snapping turtle coming out of a show

They mess up my hair I'm not sure. How crazy is that? That's a good question. I'm not sure. I would say most likely. And it's good because discipline. Oh. Oh my god. and it's good because discipline... Oh. Oh my God.

It's just like that. I think there's bubble gum inside of it. That's incredible. That's fucking crazy. How come nobody ever told me there's bubble gum? Incredible! Oh yeah. So many people are gonna get catfished like this? How come nobody ever told me there's bubble gum? Incredible Oh, yeah, so many people are gonna get catfished like this. I know yeah, of course He's so good and the match is so well, too. Yeah, he's doing like it's subtle funny Yeah, we're crazy man, but the guy kind of looks like yeah, he definitely kind of looks like him

That's why it helps for sure So more you look like someone like this the shape of the head and she yeah, I mean he looks just like That's why it helps for sure. So the more you look like someone. Like the shape of the head and shit. I mean, he looks just like. Yeah. Just like a field. But it's also is, is a,

they do that though. It's funny. He looks like that. Manor is, it's the, the guy that looks like Robin Williams that does it. No, he doesn't. Yeah, that guy's,

that guy's pretty good too. Robin Williams is. Robin Williams in person. And he's like really fucking good at it. But he looks like him. He's not even the face technology. He actually looks like him. He's not in the face technology. He actually looks like him. Yeah, he's not using a deep fake.

Well, dream is on a beautiful aspect. No, that's not a right. He's not a deep fake. Oh, it's not a deep fake. No, he like really looks like a... Impressionist? Yeah. Robin Williams.

I don't care about impression. Personator? Yep. Disguide. Try it. Yeahator. Yep. Disguide. Try it. Yeah, do that. Okay, that's how he looks. Well, maybe you like the way he has been there as well.

In a world of the unexpected. There's a not add. You have to allow ads to play the videos. Oh, yeah, let's just give it. Yeah, you don't allow ads to play the videos. Oh, mm-hmm. You don't want to skip it? Yeah. You don't spend much time on YouTube, though. She feels it, who is this? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Well, let's try this one. Well, it depends on all you ask. If you ask Cinderella, she might sing it to you and say I'm in a dream. Is it way sure? Robin!

See, before I got this assignment, I got a speeding ticket from the Stella Patrol. They said I was growing the speed of light. It's just a younger. Brian Morgan made it. Do you still have to, they arrested me? Found a minis bungalow this morning. No. I told you I was with him. I told you I was with him. Can't wait. I know. John's not dead. I was with him last night.

Yeah, you do know he was with John Bluessy the night. Oh, was he really? Yeah. Yeah. So, were you saying to Nero? To Nero's with him too. They did drugs on them. They were like, we did not hear left

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